thegoblinunderyourbedisgayanditsme



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  1. Summary

    my 2025 whumptober fics :)
    all six of crows

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  2. Summary

    very long series (fics will be posted out of order), each fic is inspired by (or minimum titled with) a lyric from ball and chain by ella red

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  1. Rec 12

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    Four Christmases in the childhoods of Kaz, Nina, Wylan, and Inej.

    (Affectionately referred to as my depressing Christmas fic.)

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    17 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    AGAHDHDHHFHFHDHDHFNFHHDHDHFHFHDH

  2. Rec 17

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    It was supposed to be a simple job. Get in, get out, get paid and then lose all of said money playing three man bramble at the gambling dens on east stave. Undoubtedly after another unsuccessful attempt of convincing Wylan to come up with a winning strategy for him, but he should have known it would not be that simple. Things were never that simple when doing a job for Kaz Brekker.

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    The crows are on a job but what happens when it takes a horrifying turn for two of them, leaving Wylan blinded. How will they escape the darkness with their lives intact? The clock is ticking and they are slowly running out of time.

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    10 Sep 2025

  3. Rec 70

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    the crows go thrifting and have the teenage experience they need while dealing with the reality that they are a bundle of hyperactivity, chronic pain, and trauma.

    "The squeal of hangers against metal racks sent Wylan’s hands to his ears the moment they walked in the store. Jesper practically vibrated with energy as the automatic doors closed behind them. Before them were seemingly endless racks. Blazers with the elbows worn thin. Vintage trousers in patterns so atrocious even Jesper would think twice before drawing near to them. Electronics in a less than suitable state. "

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    08 Sep 2025

  4. Rec 47

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    "kerch’s irritating tendency to be entirely too wet at the worst of times had shifted."

    kaz gets a respite from the unrelenting humidity of ketterdam only to discover the plague still has its teeth embedded in him.

    inej uncovers another small pieces of the man she loves.

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    08 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this piece is everything i want to be as a writer

  5. Public Bookmark 16

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    Wylan had almost forgotten they were there. His other skin, his person, had grown around it and caused them to be small. Just a few inches, now, those stripes of purple. He didn't look at them often, and that was on purpose. He had no desire to. He tried his best to keep those memories away, but he was failing.

    Jesper, his only help, was too far away to do anything.

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    Jesper finds scars on Wylan, Wylan can't tell him what they're from. They'd lingered so long that he'd almost forgotten them. Now they were all he could think of.

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    05 Sep 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    this is so beautiful i can't take it