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    an anxious, artificial mess of a tv-headed gameshow host with deep-rooted attachment issues, an insatiable thirst for attention, and bpd meets a narcissist salesman with a sharp, brutal tongue, mysterious secrets, and a determination to grow bigger, bigger, bigger--what could possibly go wrong?

    a timeline of the messy, pre-canon spamtenna story that will only end in tragedy.

    work title and chapter titles all from the smiths songs/lyrics

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    02 Aug 2025

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    Ooooooh my god they're so fucked uuuuuup ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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    Spamton accidentally falls out of the inventory after the events of Chapter 3. Alone and without anybody to help him in Castle Town, where mainly those who still know him aren't friendly to him, Spamton finds a recently-recruited television who doesn't recognize him whatsoever and chooses to use this to his advantage.

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    26 Jul 2025

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    Brooooooo riping ny hair out, crying, screaming, dancing bwaaaaaaaahhhhh!!!!

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    Steven pushed himself up, rolling up from the hardwood floor that certainly didn’t bear any resemblance to the stone where the artifact was found. He made eye contact with a group of teens.

    After a period of silence, during which nobody blinked, one of them yelled,

    “Sensei!”

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    Or, Steven Universe gets dropped into Heights Alliance after the Provisional License exam.

    Where Steven, in no specific order;

    Gets recruited by Recovery Girl.
    Helps class 1-A work through their issues.
    Has a crisis or two (or three, or more).
    Learns what it means to be a hero.
    Just wants to go back home.

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    04 Jul 2025

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    Edward guts him with his eyes, with his glare. He looks distressingly close to tears.

    “I’m not letting go of you.” Edward squeezes Roy’s wrist until it hurts. Until Edward’s adrenaline and fear shake down Roy’s skin and sink into his bones. “S-So stop—stop being a dumbass and help me—”

    The kid’s voice finally breaks open, raw and wet and scared. It strikes Roy’s core deeper than any bullet. Any knife.

    Any impact.

    Ed’s glare comes down on him fiercely. Roy is about to earn it.

    A mission goes very, very wrong.

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    18 Jun 2025

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    ’A second’ is a long time to a person like Edward.

    Or: four times Edward is on time with his report despite the circumstances, and one time he can’t be.

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    16 Jun 2025