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A series of finished drabbles, mostly featuring Ford Pines and Bill Cipher.
This will probably be a short series, as I don't tend to finish my drabbles all that often.
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*On hiatus due to author babying their injured corgi and injuring themselves in the process*
There are very few things in the multiverse that can truly scare Bill Cipher. He’s been around far longer than nearly all the inhabitants of it, and he’s so powerful the mere concept of him as a being would make the more inferior one’s brains implode. So, there’s not much that can put the fear of Axolotl in him.
Today, however, he found one of the exceptions.
Because today, Stanford Filbrick Pines had a brain aneurism rupture.
And Bill isn’t entirely certain he’s ever going to wake up again.
And that fucking terrifies Bill.
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Prom night would be perfect, Bill just knew it! After all, Ford had asked him!
Okay, so Ford had asked him to go as friends, but Bill knew he was going to sweep that nerd off his feet!
He, uh... just needed to find him first...
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Ford thought he was done being tempted by Bill Cipher. He thought he was stronger than that.
Sadly, Ford is only human.
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Sweet Memories 3 - Cabbage Dwobbits by tinkr_tailr
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types
29 Oct 2024
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I promise you, these aren't as silly as the titles make them sound, I just think I'm hilarious when I'm naming my save files.
Finally back in the Shire, Bilbo and Thorin are able to settle down and begin their greatest adventure yet: parenting.
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- Part 3 of Unfinished Sweet Memories Series
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Tinkr's Whumptober 2024 by tinkr_tailr
Fandom: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Danny Phantom
26 Oct 2024
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A Thousand Little Pieces by tinkr_tailr
Fandom: Dragon Age (Video Games), Dragon Age II, Dragon Age: Inquisition
15 Feb 2021
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A place for my 'Dragon Age' stories~!
(I have many filling up my mind)
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Babysitting a Trickster by tinkr_tailr
Fandom: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Thor (Movies)
28 Sep 2014
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An everlasting night it was, but is Ford willing to stay by Bill's side? Through happiness and sadness, life and death, to comfort him and guide him, especially through these puzzling circumstances they found themselves in? Could they truly stand by each other? An error was made that night, through actions and words. Only time will tell if things can be made right, right before the deadline. Until the everlasting night passes, and dawn arrives.
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11 May 2025
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There’s a man in the Quadrangle of Confusion.
He’s sitting at the edge of a weak spot in the fabric of reality, lightly skipping rocks across the surface of time-space. His posture looks relaxed, but it’s not. It’s perfectly calculated stillness.
“You’re not my Ford,” he says.
This interloper Ford looks at him. His beard is stupid. He’s glad his Ford hasn’t grown a beard that stupid.
“My Bill is going to die tomorrow,” beard Ford says.
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06 May 2025
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Bill Cipher, against all odds and without his own knowledge, has fallen in love. Unfortunately for Stanford Pines, Bill has no idea how to love something that isn’t himself. When Ford tries to sever their relationship, Bill decides he needs to get creative in order to prevent Ford from leaving him. He would ensure nothing, not even Ford's own stubborn attempts, could ever tear them apart.
Bill edits Ford's memories and blames it on McGucket. Set just before Ford can send the postcard.
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23 Apr 2025
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Stanford Pines and Bill Cipher are impossibly entangled with one another, like a knot beyond unraveling. To break the bond between them would require cutting the knot out entirely, severing a large portion of each of them in the process.
Or, Stanford knows about the barrier keeping Weirdmageddon contained prior to being captured, changing the course of the apocalypse. Statement Abnegation is a psychological horror novel following the complicated relationship between an imprisoned Ford Pines and his captor.
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22 Apr 2025
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Bored with trying to torture Ford for information, Bill decides they deserve a break. So, why not play a game?
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02 Apr 2025