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“The Nitokris sect has stolen some of the most valuable treasures in the world. Think the Mask of Agamemnon, the gold of Mansa Musa, the Girdle of Hippolyta. All hidden in a secret lair that no one’s ever got to see."
“A Fowl through and through,” Dmitri Butler said with contempt. “So, you’re trying to get the Nitokris sect out of hiding to steal their treasure back?”
A cult, a creature, standoffs with the bad guys, all while attempting to squeeze in a flirt or two. Just another Wednesday for Butler.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 6 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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Evil Association of Evil Villains by weeinterpreter
Fandoms: Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer, Alex Rider - Anthony Horowitz
31 Oct 2022
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Be bad, do evil and have fun!
In a world in which Artemis, together with Opal Koboi, Jon Spiro, Ark Sool, Briar Cudgeon and all the other villains are part of the Evil Association of Evil Villains. Its President is no other than Eoin Colfer, evilest villain of them all. Or so they think.
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"Which story are you going to tell me today?"
"You can choose between how I threw Juliet's first girlfriend over the hedge, or the time Artemis's first outing almost caused an international incident."
Butler's job as Artemis's bodyguard has been turbulent since Day 1 but at least his emotional state was in less of a turmoil.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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- Part 5 of Diamond Blue and Cinnamon Gold
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31 Days Writing Challenge with 31 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from July/August 2021.
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- Part 2 of Wee's Writing Workshop
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30 Days Writing Challenge with 30 prompts for the Artemis Fowl Universe from April 2021.
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- Part 1 of Wee's Writing Workshop
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The job of a bodyguard was demanding, lonely, and had a high fatality rate. Domovoi Butler had accepted that a long time ago. It was a bleak life, but there was order in it. Order was good. It was predictable. Safe.
Then life throws Dr Sofia Massetti in his path, and his well-ordered existence gets plunged into utter and complete chaos.
[All works in this series can be read as standalone pieces.]
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All ficlets, drabbles, and pieces that I wrote during my monthly writing challenges. There are some alternate universes, OCs, and obscure characters that I wanted to explore more.
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'The last thing I need is for my father to return and destroy what I have built up over the past two years.'
Mikhael nodded. This made perfect sense to him.
'So he had to die. I had to see it done myself, just to be sure.'This sounds a bit too reasonable, does it not? After all, why rescue somebody who might ruin your life's work?
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24 May 2025
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Alex arrives undercover at St. Bart's and he is completely caught off guard by the elusive Artemis Fowl II.
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04 Apr 2025
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"I'm sorry," she said without sounding like it in any way. "But ... you know, you still owe me an interview."
Butler had been of the impression that there was hardly anything able to surprise him. Alas, this woman proves him wrong, calling him in the dead of night. However, if he can manage to turn the tables on her ...
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The Frozen End of the Romanovs by theRhuhenian
Fandoms: Frozen (Disney Movies), Russian revolution - Fandom
30 Mar 2021
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This is an alternative ending for the story “Blood Red Snow Queen”, which can be found here:
The end is nigh for the imperial Romanov family. At the Winter Palace, where they once lived in absolute luxury, Tsar Agnarr, Tsarina Iduna and their royal daughters Anna and Elsa await their fate. Pursued by a squad of revolutionaries led by the former ice harvester Kristoff Berezov, can they escape to the forest of Northuldra?
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14 May 2021
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Concurrent with the trial of Phonetix versus J. Spiro, a few concerning posts circulated on the internet that would suggest the defendant ought to have been paying his lawyers much, much more than their asking price.
(A subreddit fic)
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10 May 2021