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sun crowcreated karasuNO
April 1, 2017
12:34 PM

sun crow added kaGAYama, Daichi, sugamom, the yam, no why, NOYAAA, bestsenpai™, asahi, and enNO-SHITa to the chat.

sun crow: knock knock
sun crow: get the door
sun crow: it's shitstorm
sugamom: watch your language >:o
sun crow: shut up mom
sugamom: um rude
kaGAYama: Hinata WHAT THE FUCK
kaGAYama: Why did you have to steal my phone and rename this
no why: tbh that's the best thing shrimpy has thought of.
NOYAAA: YOOOO
NOYAAA: NICE MEME REFERENCE THERE
bestsenpai™: were no strangers to loooovvee
NOYAAA: ryuu no
bestsenpai™: u know the rules
bestsenpai™: and so do i
the yam: oh my god
asahi: are you kidding me why
bestsenpai™: a full commitments what im thinking of
no why: I HATE THIS
Daichi: ????
bestsenpai™: you wouldn't get this
bestsenpai™: from any other guy
sugamom: NOT EVEN AN HOUR INTO THIS GROUP CHAT
sugamom: AND THERE ARE ALREADY MEMES
bestsenpai™: i just want to tell u how im feeling,,
Daichi: Excuse me but what's a meme
enNO-SHITa: e-excuse me???...
no why: i cannot believe
sugamom: have you actually not been around this team for more than 5 seconds
NOYAAA: WAIT WHAT THE F U Ck
bestsenpai™: WOW OKAY I WAS GONNA KEEP SPAMMING BUT
the yam: fUCk-
sugamom: did
sugamom: did you just swear???
no why: im
NOYAAA: CURRENTLY DYING LMAO
sun crow: omg yamaguchi,,
no why: lmao you still owe me ten bucks yam
bestsenpai™: i cannot believe you bet on this iM
Daichi: ???Someone explain???
kaGAYama: Can I explain
NOYAAA: NO THIS IS GOLD
kaGAYama: Yeah it's true
asahi: i left for one second
asahi: and i come back 2 this shit
bestsenpai™: ITS HOW THIS GAY AS HELL TESM WORKS
the yam: tsukki why did we ever bet on this
no why: :))))))
sugamom: im
sugamom: wtf is happening??

sugamom has left the chat.

sun crow has added sugamom to the chat.

no why: wtf
Daichi: Why won't anyone tell me?
Daichi: I even asked Fukurodani's ace.
no why: like that guy would tell you
sun crow: BOKUTO SAN!!!!
no why: endinf xkxjjI8iiwi"/@:3
kaGAYama: What happened with Tsukishima
no why: hHui im sttuckki andn im gayundndxid
no why: mckaldpel my;/
sugamom: TSUKISHIMA ARE YOU ALRIGJT
no why: YMamgUCji what trjfckc
sun crow: "yamaguchi what the fuck"
asahi: how did you translate that?..
no why: JXKSM SMXSVPA39&
NOYAAA: ding dong
NOYAAA: it's the outside world
asahi: now isn't the time noya
NOYAAA: saying what the fuck is happening over there lmao
bestsenpai™: 3
sun crow: 2
NOYAAA: aaaannnd 1
sugamom: TSUKITRASH ARE YOU O KAY
kaGAYama: No he's Tsukishima
NOYAAA: DID YOU JUST DAD JOKE
bestsenpai™: wow you beat daichi im
enNO-SHITa: alrighty what bs did i miss this time
the yam: hi there im back~
sugamom: YAMAGUCHI WTF DID YOU DO

the yam has gone offline.

no why: WHAT THE F U C k
no why: YOU CANY HUST????
no why: DO THAT??
sun crow: lmao ok im gonna ask him wtf happened over there

sun crow and the yam messages.

sun crow: yams
the yam: kissed him lol

the yam has gone offline.

sun crow: what the fUC K

end of messages

sugamom: concerned
asahi: umm what the hec k

sun crow has sent WHAT.png

sugamom: HECK
sugamom: YE A H
asahi: you really need to stop shipping the team
Daichi: I mean he's right.
sugamom: i love you but no
sugamom: NOW ITS TWO OUT OF SIX!!!
enNO-SHITa: um what
NOYAAA: HOTL FUCK
asahi: oh
asahi: O H
bestsenpai™: IM CRYINGN
sun crow: bwahahaholyshit
kaGAYama: Oh
kaGAYama: WELL THEN
sun crow: saltyshima here hasn't said anything for like 3 minutes now

no why has gone offline

sun crow: there we gO
NOYAAA: brb
sugamom: wait holy shIT
NOYAAA: no im just gonna get meme food
sugamom: OH GODDAMMIT
asahi: suga no
sugamom: there it goes
sugamom: the negative shit
asahi: im not even saying anything
sun crow: mom senses
asahi: right

end of chapter

Chapter Text

5:05 PM

saltbag: what the fuck
m o m: hinATA
shit: this isn't that bad for me thank god
BROSENPAI: you're gonna jinx it
NICE RECUEVE: IT WASNT EVEN SPELLED RIGHT IM DISAPPOINTED
sun crow: eHEHEHEHE
fuckeyama: Oh my GOd
D A D C H I: Oh boy.
ASSahi: why are you like this
NICE RECUEVE: NOW T H A T S TRUE
NICE RECUEVE: a nice one in fact
saltbag: i
ASSahi: WH????
ASSahi: thank you??? i think
sun crow: :OO
sun crow: NISHINOYA SENPAI TEACH ME YOUR WAYS
m o m: DID I HEAR SOMETHIGN
D A D C H I: Suga, no.
m o m: SUGA Y E S
yamaGUCCI: suga yes
m o m: YEAH BOI
saltbag: yamaguchi why
yamaGUCCI: sry tsukki
fuckeyama: There it is
D A D C H I: You forgot to call Hinata a dumbass.
NICE RECUEVE: LMAO DAICHI YOURE RIGHT
m o m: im so pROUD
ASSahi: why haven't we changed our names yet
shit: loudly shrugs
D A D C H I: How do you "shrug loudly"?
m o m: sh don't question it too much,,,

3:07 AM

NICE RECUEVE: some b o D Y
BROSENPAI: oNce t o l d me
m o m: "SHUT UP ITS THRREE AM”
NICE RECUEVE: oh my gOd
BROSENPAI: i ain't the shalsrpets took in the s he d
NICE RECUEVE: wait shit i can see him running down my street
ASSahi: good luck surviving, not helping you bye
NICE RECUEVE: BETRAYAL
NICE RECUEVE: ryuu run
BROSENPAI: ARE YOU GONNA BE OK

NICE RECUEVE is OFFLINE.

saltbag: oh my god
D A D C H I: SUGA NO
m o m: brb

m o m is OFFLINE.

saltbag: how did i ever end up staying on this team
ASSahi: don't know

7:07 AM

NICE RECUEVE is ONLINE.

NICE RECUEVE: OK IM ALIVE
NICE RECUEVE: SOMEHOW
saltbag: dang.
yamaGUCCI: tsukki,,,,
NICE RECUEVE: GEE THANKS TSUKISHIMA

NICE RECUEVE changed name to survived suga

survived suga: there
BROSENPAI: hOLY SHIT
BROSENPAI: didn't think you would make it out ALIVE??
survived suga: DAICHI HELPED
survived suga: THANKS
D A D C H I: *thumbs up*
m o m: do n o t
survived suga: fuc-
m o m: spam the chat with memes at three am
m o m: next time u will not survive
fuckeyama: Isn't that a bit extreme
fuckeyama: Also hi
yamaGUCCI: hi kageyama
sun crow: why can't we meme at 3AM!!!
sun crow: it's the perfect time for meme-ing!!!!
sun crow: >:O
saltbag: oh look
saltbag: the King™ is here.
fuckeyama: HOW MANY TI ME S HAVE I TOLD Y OU TO NOT CALL ME THAT
saltbag: 14, 15 now.
yamaGUCCI: he keeps track
ASSahi: ????why would you keep track of that

m o m added kiyoko, anxious™, ki no shit a, and nah rita to the chatroom.

ki no shit a: WOW YOU FORGOT US
nah rita: So nice of you
sun crow: I DIDNT KNOW YOUR ACCOUUUNTT
anxious™: wait but you knew mine and??you didn't??add me,,??
m o m: omg hinat a
D A D C H I: We're sorry about that
anxious™: i missed the Almost Murder of Nishinoya Yū™
anxious™: wwow
nah rita: Wow okay
shit: what the fuck did i miss
sun crow: MEMES
saltbag: these idiots
shit: suga you don't just kill your teammates
ASSahi: yeah,.. don't think you should do that
m o m: IT WAS THE ONLY RHING I COULD DO
D A D C H I: Luckily, I was in time to stop him from committing mass murder
shit: bless
anxious™: wait um
anxious™: couldn't you just mute this chat or something

m o m has muted the chat.

survived suga: LMaooOoO
survived suga: that was WILD
D A D C H I: Wait how do you do that?
sun crow: …
fuckeyama: …
anxious™: …
ASSahi: …
saltbag: …
yamaGUCCI: ...
shit: …
survived suga: ...
kiyoko: …
BROSENPAI: …
nah rita: …
ki no shit a: …
D A D C H I: ..?
D A D C H I: Do you not know?
shit: NO ONE TELL HIM
D A D C H I: Sigh
D A D C H I: Why are you guys like this

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6:45PM

sun crow: HEYA BITCHES
fuckeyama: Wonderful greeting
survived suga: lmao u shoulda said heya hoes
survived suga: it WORKS BETTER
m o m: did someone call me
BROSENPAI: IM GONNA CRY
fuckeyama: I thought you muted this chat
sun crow: well u thought wrong i guess
sun crow: H A
sun crow: AND NOYA UR RIGHT
sun crow: im ashamed of myself
survived suga: NO DONT BE
survived suga: u did well son
m o m: i needed this daily dose of memes
saltbag: why the fuck
yamaGUCCI: wow okay
ASSahi: i just realized
ASSahi: everyone could have changed their names by now
ASSahi: why haven't we done that yet
yamaGUCCI: idk were too lazy or sth
sun crow: YOU KNOW WHAT

sun crow added space boi to the chat.

saltbag: B Y E

saltbag has left the chat.

yamaGUCCI: ok no u have to suffer with us

yamaGUCCI added saltbag to the chat.

space boi: yahoo!~
space boi: (^-^*)/
survived suga: oh god he uses kaomoji
D A D C H I: Hinata why did you add him
space boi: yamaguchi what do you mean by suffer???
space boi: (T_T)
saltbag: someone please stab me with forks multiple times
saltbag: or let me starve
sun crow: wow some real hate there
sun crow: to The Grand King™©
yamaGUCCI: wait what do you mean by starve
saltbag: i haven't eaten all day wowie
yamaGUCCI: TSUKKI WH A T
space boi: glasses kun you gotta stay he a l t h y~
saltbag: can u maybe not with the kaomoji
space boi: (´‐ω‐）=з i didn't even send it yet!
space boi: g o s h
D A D C H I: Why are you here?
space boi: well you see,,
yamaGUCCI: w h a t
yamaGUCCI: ok that's it im going to your house
yamaGUCCI: with f o o d
anxious™: I CAME AS SOON AS I HEARD
anxious™: the
anxious™: the ships
sun crow: y a c h i i s a s h i p p e r
space boi: oh hello......would u happen to be one of my fangirls?????
anxious™: yeah, yeah. "yahoooo im oikawa and i pretend im straight but im really gay for my best friend I W A C H A N"
survived suga: CRYING
space boi: i
ASSahi: what
fuckeyama: Oh my god
anxious™: dONT JUDGE ME-
anxious™: for the ships
anxious™: and the roast
anxious™: even tho it's quite obviously T R U E
ASSahi: did
ASSahi: did you make a hamilton reference??
anxious™: YES
anxious™: anyway
anxious™: tsukkiyama is great
sun crow: ts....tsukkiyama
space boi: at least you don't get something that looks slightly like the word yaoi
anxious™: IT PRACTICALLY IS THO
fuckeyama: Is anyone else involved in this...shipping?
kiyoko: What do you think kageyama???
kiyoko: She has a shipping chart
survived suga: kIYOKO
BROSENPAI: KFKSDNSN
anxious™: lemme find it brbr
ASSahi: oh god

anxious™ sent gay volleyball nerds.png

sun crow: OH KIYOKO EASNT KIDDING
ASSahi: im kind of scared
space boi: do you have one for every te am??? ovo
anxious™: ...no
ASSahi: oH
m o m: well u got me n daichi, the married couple so good for u
D A D C H I: What is this team at this point?
sun crow: um yACHI
anxious™: because it's cute
sun crow: i didn't even ask the question
anxious™: i can
anxious™: um
anxious™: read ur mind
saltbag: SOMEONEHELP YAMAGUCHIS MAKING ME MAKE SCRAMBLED EGSG
space boi: g o o d f o r y o u, a n t i k a o m o j i h o e •v•
survived suga: BWAHAHAHSHAHA
BROSENPAI: WAITEIATIWAIT ME AND ENNOSHITA?v??vv
survived suga: look man
survived suga: everyone knows you're gay for him ok
BROSENPAI: just like everyone knows ur gay for glass heart over here
fuckeyama: Me and Hinata??????
fuckeyama: EXPLAI N-
space boi: does it even need an explanation ???
anxious™: for once you're right
anxious™: didn't expect that
ASSahi: ok let's all
admit it
D A D C H I: Everyone on this team is gay as hell.
m o m: ...yeah pretty much
anxious™: what happened with tsukkiyama over here
m o m: apparently tsukishima didn't eat anything all day
m o m: w HICH YOU SHOULDNT DO THAT
saltbag: h e l p
sun crow: hmm...
sun crow: nah
shit: what the absolute fuck is this
space boi: YAHOO uwu
shit: oh god
yamaGUCCI: OOEOEIOASF
shit: oh god
shit: tsukishima are you ok
shit: is yamaguchi murderinng you
saltbag: can you like
saltbag: NOT DESTROY THE PLACD RIGHTJ NOW
ASSahi: should we help them
shit: no

7:37PM

space boi: now you're all going to LOVE me for this~
shit: wait is anyone else slightly concerned for what happened to tsukishima

space boi added cat games, NYAFUCKER,andHOOTAFUCK

m o m: oH GOD MORR PEOPLE
HOOTAFUCK: hoot hoot motherfucker
saltbag: you know i was gonna tell you what happened but no thanks

saltbag has left the chat.

sun crow added saltbag to the chat.

sun crow: GASP
sun crow: KENMA BOKUTO KUROO
cat games: pls no
HOOTAFUCK: GASP MY SON
m o m: hi excuse mE he's my son
HOOTAFUCK: FUCK
NYAFUCKER: bro u gotta steal him
HOOTAFUCK: HELL YEHA BRO
cat games: yeah cause kidnapping is an absolutely logical and legal option
space boi: (*^▽^*)
space boi: this was a great idea
saltbag: N O I T W A S N T
space boi: oh cOME ON YOU ALL LOVE ME
space boi: （*´▽｀*)
space boi: right???
sun crow: uh
fuckeyama: No
saltbag: n o t h a n k s
survived suga: LAUGHS
space boi: I FEEL SO OFFENDED
space boi: (ᗒᗩᗕ)՞
anxious™: lmao
space boi: EVERYONE HERE IS SO RUDE!!!
cat games: if you wanna leave then leave
fuckeyama: He's right
space boi: no fuck you
NYAFYCKER: gladly
HOOTAFUCK: oh my god bro u don't jusT.,,
sun crow: did he just

cat games has left the chat.

sun crow: KENMA NOOOO

NYAFUCKER added cat games to the chat.

sun crow: YAAY
cat games: ugh
BROSENPAI: IC ANNOT BRLEIEV
survived suga: no one escapes
BROSENPAI: E V E R
shit: isn't that kinda
BROSENPAI: no
shit: okaY

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4:38 AM

NYAFUCKER: nya

HOOTAFUCK: hoot

sun crow: caw

NYAFUCKER: nYa

HOOTAFUCK: h o o t

sun crow: cA W

saltbag: stop

NYAFUCKER: NO

HOOTAFUCK: HOOT

NYAFUCKER: N Y A

saltbag: i hate you all

sun crow: cA W

HOOTAFUCK: WE LOVE YOU TOO

HOOTAFUCK: HOOT

(cut for lengthhh)

9:42 AM

nah rita and ki no shit a muted the chat.

shit: should we add them back-

survived suga: hOLY FUCK WHAT DID I MISS

yamaGUCCI: oh my god 294 unread messag e s

saltbag: please help

space boi: this is aMAZING

HOOTAFUCK: ikr oikawa

NYAFUCKER: you're welcome we're so nice

D A D C H I: You're really not, but okay.

anxious™: cHOkes on drink??????

BROSENPAI: holy shIT DAD ROAST

m o m: oikawa why the fuck would you add them

space boi: because i am the most wonderful person uwu

yamaGUCCI: you're really not

saltbag: that's a basic fact yams

yamaGUCCI: i know but

space boi: i feel personally offended???????

anxious™: yAms?????? holy shi t

sun crow: lmao

saltbag: shut ur fucc

fuckeyama: Says the beanpole

BROSENPAI: yeah like we're EVER gonna shut up :)

anxious™: u know u love us tsukishimaaaaaaa

NYAFUCKER: that applies to usss s ss

cat games: i can say for a fact that that is not true kuro

NYAFUCKER: kenma that is

NYAFUCKER: definitely true

HOOTAFUCK: tsukki my bro

saltbag: don't call me that

HOOTAFUCK: :(

cat games has muted the chat.

sun crow: aw dammit

sun crow: you kno what???

fuckeyama: I stg hinata

sun crow added tol and shut uP to the chat

m o m: oh,, more people,,,,,

anxious™: t r e e s

ASSahi: are you making some sort of cryptid dear evan hansen reference

anxious™: ...maybe

space boi: ha nerds

fuckeyama: Says the one who's obsessed with space

tol: w h o

NYAFUCKER: well henlo lev

tol: don't kill me thanks

shut uP: If anyone's gonna kill you its me

NYAFUCKER: wiTH YOUR GAYNESS

fuckeyama: Kuroo everyone here is gay

anxious™: i think tsukishima is the gayest tbh

saltbag: ok shut up

anxious™: yOU DIDNT DENY IT-

saltbag: f u c k i n g he l l

yamaGUCCI: well i mean

yamaGUCCI: she's not wrong tbh

sun crow: but what about kageyama

fuckeyama: Excuse me what

anxious™: tru but,,,,,,,,

space boi: i fucking swear

anxious™: ^^^^^!!

space boi: even the cute manager!!!! w h y

fuckeyama: Bcs ur gay as hell.

space boi: can you hear me sobbing.

saltbag: oh i wish

survived suga: im?? crying????

HOOTAFUCK: tsukki P L E A S E

saltbag: i hATE YOU

HOOTAFUCK: i love u too~~~~

ASSahi: im

ASSahi: what is this and what is happening

m o m: gay and gay

BROSENPAI: yeah pretty much

ASSahi: i can't argue with that tbh

anxious™: yeah

NYAFUCKER: fucking OVbiously

HOOTAFUCK: on a scale of gay to ULTRA SUPER GAY this group chat is ULTRA SUPER GAY

fuckeyama: That is

fuckeyama: VERY correct

anxious™ named the chat ULTRA SUPER GAY

BROSENPAI: ABOUT TIME

anxious™: ill be back gonna make a gayness chart of all the teams

ASSahi: AGAIN WITH THE REFERENCES

anxious™: yOURE THE ONE GETTING THEM

yamaGUCCI: let's just agree that ben platt is great ok?

yamaGUCCI: ok

sun crow: ??????

anxious™: what do u mean "??????"

sun crow: what are u talking about

anxious™: iM

anxious™: someone educate him, gotta make the gay chart

saltbag: -yachi hitoka, 2017

yamaGUCCI: im gonna put that on a wall

D A D C H I: What happened

shit: gay

m o m: just

m o m: gay

D A D C H I: Yeah makes sense

sun crow: who?? is?? ben?? platt??

yamaGUCCI: bye im gonna go die now

saltbag: is everyone here musical trash

fuckeyama: ?????

yamaGUCCI: i can hear tsukki internally screaming

saltbag: no you can't

BROSENPAI: don't tell me lil tsukishima kei here is also a musical nerd??v

yamaGUCCI: is the sky blue, is water wet, etc

survived suga: i m

saltbag has muted the chat.

yamaGUCCI: :(

BROSENPAI: what did we expect to happen

yamaGUCCI: he lives off of music

survived suga: we can te l l,,,,,,,

yamaGUCCI: i feel like all the teams are gonna be at the same gay level on the thing yachi is doing

m o m: yea that's true

m o m: everyone is pretty heckin gay

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4:38 AM

NYAFUCKER: nya

HOOTAFUCK: hoot

sun crow: caw

NYAFUCKER: nYa

HOOTAFUCK: h o o t

sun crow: cA W

saltbag: stop

NYAFUCKER: NO

HOOTAFUCK: HOOT

NYAFUCKER: N Y A

saltbag: i hate you all

sun crow: cA W

HOOTAFUCK: WE LOVE YOU TOO

HOOTAFUCK: HOOT

(cut for lengthhh)

9:42 AM

nah rita and ki no shit a muted the chat.

shit: should we add them back-

survived suga: hOLY FUCK WHAT DID I MISS

yamaGUCCI: oh my god 294 unread messag e s

saltbag: please help

space boi: this is aMAZING

HOOTAFUCK: ikr oikawa

NYAFUCKER: you're welcome we're so nice

D A D C H I: You're really not, but okay.

anxious™: cHOkes on drink??????

BROSENPAI: holy shIT DAD ROAST

m o m: oikawa why the fuck would you add them

space boi: because i am the most wonderful person uwu

yamaGUCCI: you're really not

saltbag: that's a basic fact yams

yamaGUCCI: i know but

space boi: i feel personally offended???????

anxious™: yAms?????? holy shi t

sun crow: lmao

saltbag: shut ur fucc

fuckeyama: Says the beanpole

BROSENPAI: yeah like we're EVER gonna shut up :)

anxious™: u know u love us tsukishimaaaaaaa

NYAFUCKER: that applies to usss s ss

cat games: i can say for a fact that that is not true kuro

NYAFUCKER: kenma that is

NYAFUCKER: definitely true

HOOTAFUCK: tsukki my bro

saltbag: don't call me that

HOOTAFUCK: :(

cat games has muted the chat.

sun crow: aw dammit

sun crow: you kno what???

fuckeyama: I stg hinata

sun crow added tol and shut uP to the chat

m o m: oh,, more people,,,,,

anxious™: t r e e s

ASSahi: are you making some sort of cryptid dear evan hansen reference

anxious™: ...maybe

space boi: ha nerds

fuckeyama: Says the one who's obsessed with space

tol: w h o

NYAFUCKER: well henlo lev

tol: don't kill me thanks

shut uP: If anyone's gonna kill you its me

NYAFUCKER: wiTH YOUR GAYNESS

fuckeyama: Kuroo everyone here is gay

anxious™: i think tsukishima is the gayest tbh

saltbag: ok shut up

anxious™: yOU DIDNT DENY IT-

saltbag: f u c k i n g he l l

yamaGUCCI: well i mean

yamaGUCCI: she's not wrong tbh

sun crow: but what about kageyama

fuckeyama: Excuse me what

anxious™: tru but,,,,,,,,

space boi: i fucking swear

anxious™: ^^^^^!!

space boi: even the cute manager!!!! w h y

fuckeyama: Bcs ur gay as hell.

space boi: can you hear me sobbing.

saltbag: oh i wish

survived suga: im?? crying????

HOOTAFUCK: tsukki P L E A S E

saltbag: i hATE YOU

HOOTAFUCK: i love u too~~~~

ASSahi: im

ASSahi: what is this and what is happening

m o m: gay and gay

BROSENPAI: yeah pretty much

ASSahi: i can't argue with that tbh

anxious™: yeah

NYAFUCKER: fucking OVbiously

HOOTAFUCK: on a scale of gay to ULTRA SUPER GAY this group chat is ULTRA SUPER GAY

fuckeyama: That is

fuckeyama: VERY correct

anxious™ named the chat ULTRA SUPER GAY

BROSENPAI: ABOUT TIME

anxious™: ill be back gonna make a gayness chart of all the teams

ASSahi: AGAIN WITH THE REFERENCES

anxious™: yOURE THE ONE GETTING THEM

yamaGUCCI: let's just agree that ben platt is great ok?

yamaGUCCI: ok

sun crow: ??????

anxious™: what do u mean "??????"

sun crow: what are u talking about

anxious™: iM

anxious™: someone educate him, gotta make the gay chart

saltbag: -yachi hitoka, 2017

yamaGUCCI: im gonna put that on a wall

D A D C H I: What happened

shit: gay

m o m: just

m o m: gay

D A D C H I: Yeah makes sense

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sun crow: gehhh

anxious™: this is ur punishment for stealing the drinks hinata

space boi: excuse me wHAT

anxious™: sugas birthday party was yesterday and hinATA STOLE HIS PARENTS VODKA-

sun crow: Kill Me Now™

HOOTAFUCK: I DONT KNOW WHETHER TO BE CONCERNED OR TO FEEL PROUD

sun crow: yachi,,,,, my friendn,,, why didn't you dO ANYTHINg

anxious™: hinata......i practically shoved water down ur throat and sent u a link for cures im

sun crow: wait how come i didn't say anything here

anxious™: you thought the first years gc was THIS gc

survived suga: wHT BOKUTO YOU SHOULD OBVI FEEL BOTh-

HOOTAFUCK: UR RIG H T

BROSENPAI: wHAT DID I COME BACK TO

BROSENPAI: AND OMG WHAT DIF HE SAY

cat games: in what way could you be pROUD of this??

anxious™: ??? u h

anxious™: also sory tanaka but i Cannot tell you that

sun crow: oh

sun crow: oH N O

HOOTAFUCK: i neED AKAASHI

cat games: i,,,ok then

cat games: ...are you ok hinata

HOOTAFUCK added pls leave to the chat.

fuckeyama: I sensed a new setter in the chat so

sun crow: NO I AM NOT OK AND wTF

BROSENPAI: im cRYIGN WHAT

survived suga changed their name to meme boi

meme boi: FUCKINNF PERFECT

pls leave: Hi what did you need

HOOTAFUCK: SHOULD I FEEL PROUD OR CONCERNEND

pls leave: Is,,, is that even a question??

HOOTAFUCK: AHA!! so i should feel PROUD!!

pls leave: tHATS NOT WHAT I MEANT BOKUTO

sun crow: aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAA

anxious™: hinATA ITS OK

ki no shit a: hi what im back here

sun crow: yaChi,,,, how is this oKAY-

BROSENPAI: WHAT HATH HAPEPENDN

HOOTAFUCK: MY SON

shit: ...how is daichi not here right now

saltbag: lol suga and daichi are probably like....making out or some shit like that

meme boi: sometimes i wonder how you were like the second person to get in a relationship but

meme boi: HINATAAAA

sun crow: hAHA IM DEAD

fuckeyama: ??? What

anxious™: haha nothing

meme boi: HOLY SHIT I HAVE A THEORY

anxious™ whispered to meme boi

anxious™: IF IT HAS ANUTHIGN TO DO WITH KAGEYAMA SHOOSH

meme boi: GASP I WAS RIGHT

back to gc vv

meme boi: ITS PROBABLY WRONG THO

saltbag: oh?

saltbag: the first years gc?

yamaGUCCI: shshhsh

fuckeyama: hi what???

anxious™: ITS NOTHING I JUST SHOWED HIM A MEME

anxious™: ahem,,, anyway about the gay chart-

yamaGUCCI: WHOS THE GAYEST I NEED TO KNOW

yamaGUCCI: i mean what

anxious™: umm i think karasuno nekoma and aoba johsai are the Top Three

anxious™: (aj just bcs of oikawa [soz])

space boi: am i supposed to be honored or offended because-

anxious™: idk, both i guess??

saltbag: oH

saltbag: O H

saltbag: HAJDHSJDJ I CSNNOT BELIEVE

yamaGUCCI: guys help tsukki is hecking dYING RN

meme boi: what the fUCK

pls leave: Well i have a theory and i think it might be right

pls leave: But hey this is,,,slightly amusing

HOOTAFUCK: !!!!!

HOOTAFUCK: DID MY VV PRETTY SETTER JUST CALL THIS AMUSING!!!!

sun crow: i am Dying™ but not like saltyshima

anxious™: he's a mESS

anxious™: sORRY

sun crow: yachi..,,, my pal,, what do u have to be sorry about ,,,

fuckeyama: ????

sun crow: thnk fuc

m o m: IM BACK AND WHAT THE HECK HAPPENED

anxious™: UHHH NOTHING

m o m: something obviously DID happen yachi,,,,,

anxious™: UM OK ILL TELL YOU

pm vv

anxious™: so like hinata got drunk bcs the party wow

anxious™: and like,,,, he messaged the first year group chat a lot of things

anxious™: and they were all like

anxious™: Normal Drunk Texts

anxious™: BUT UM

anxious™: there was this one text,,, that he probably definitely regrets

m o m: !! TELLTRLLTELL

anxious™: "hhavev i evebr told yooy gust howo mixh i llve kajayeyamam" -him

m o m: FUCKIGNF FINALLY

anxious™: i forgot you were The Shipper

gc vv

m o m: A SDJSHSXJSCN JJSK

m o m: FUCKIGNG FINALYL

sun crow: YACHI WHY

anxious™: i diD NOTHING IM INNOCENT

sun crow: yachi pls kill me now thank u vv much

fuckeyama: oh

fuckeyama: o H

sun crow: FUCK

Chapter Text

sun crow: IWHSKWIFOSJA B Y E

sun crow left the chat.

anxious™: AHH HECK

fuckeyama: Why did he leave???

m o m: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

meme boi: YACHI WHAT HAPPENED IM ACTUALUL KINDA CONCENTNED

D A D C H I: WHAT HAPPENED

anxious™: ok ok um umm

anxious™: so like there were normal drunk texts in the first year gc and uhh

anxious™: "hhavev i evebr told yooy gust howo mixh i llve kajayeyamam"

saltbag: i cannot believe

yamaGUCCI: T S U K K I

saltbag: yikes ok

meme boi: HOLY SHIT

pls leave: Well

pls leave: things got....interesting

D A D C H I: O h

D A D C H I: So THATS who he was talking about

m o m: e

m o m: excuse me???

anxious™: ummm,, guys should we add him back??

saltbag: for once in my life im actually curious on what the king has to say

yamaGUCCI: T S U K K I

D A D C H I: Uh Hinata told me that he liked someone and???

shit: how fuckin oblivious do you have to be for that

space boi: W E L L

space boi: i say we add shrimpy™ back and let my kouhai say what he has to say :)

anxious™: ok thansk

anxious™ added screams?? to the chat

saltbag: well finally, a good idea

saltbag: give me mercy yams pLease

screams??: JDSKC YACHI WHY

pls leave: Has anyone noticed that kageyama's typing on and off?

screams?? left the chat.

anxious™: yikes

pls leave: Well then

NYAFUCKER: EMO SETTER S AY SOMETHING

fuckeyama: S O M E T H I N G

HOOTAFUCK: oOoOoOoOo

HOOTAFUCK: iS SOMEONE IN WUUVV

fuckeyama: .

HOOTAFUCK: holy SHIT

fuckeyama: ok maybe a little bit-

[message deleted]

anxious™: !!!!

m o m: IM L I V I N G

saltbag: oh?! he has FEELINGS? for SHORTY over there? MAN! that was SO UNEXPECTED

yamaGUCCI: ,,,ok that's actually good sarcasm

anxious™: oH

m o m: SCREENSHOTTED AND SENT

D A D C H I: Suga please

NYAFUCKER: well isn't this just gay as all hell

HOOTAFUCK: ..,.,,,and you're the one saying that

m o m: brb lemme just

[dm]

m o m sent AAAA OMG.png

m o m: IM SCREAMKYNNG

screams??: EXCUSE ME WHAT

m o m: hE DELETED IT BUT IM CRYING

[group chat]

pls leave: This was

pls leave: expected

HOOTAFUCK: HOW DO WE GET MY SON AND EMO SETTWR HERE TOGETHR

D A D C H I: Hinata is not your son-

NYAFUCKER: what a dAD

m o m added screams?? to the chat.

screams??: YELLS???

anxious™: hINATA

fuckeyama: U M

fuckeyama: I DID NOT

fuckeyama: APPROVE OF THSI

space boi: soOOoOoo

space boi: since we aaalll know ur super gay for each other,,,,,

space boi: does this mean you guys are dATING??? ;)

BROSENPAI: I WOULD LIKE THE ANSWER TO THAT

m o m: BITCH ME TOO-

saltbag: literally everyone knows the answer but oh well

screams??: iF YOU WANT TO U H

screams??: bE MY BF I GUESS?????

fuckeyama: ....oK you dumbass,,,,

m o m: I AM PUTTING THIS ON MY WALL, THSI IS A BLESDED DAY

screams??: aAAAA

ASSahi: holy hell how did i miss all of this

meme boi: watch ur motherfucking language bitch-

ASSahi: ok then and cOngrats u two wow can this team get any gayer

HOOTAFUCK: MY SON

HOOTAFUCK: WAIT BRB

NYAFUCKER: ARE YOU THINKING WJAY IM THINKINF BRO

HOOTAFUCK: https://youtu.be/1Bix44C1EzY

HOOTAFUCK: YES BRUH

m o m: ALSO WAIT BRB

m o m changed screams??'s name to gay for tobio

m o m changed fuckeyama's name to gay for shoyō

m o m: AND DONE

yamaGUCCI: wow like two seconds into their relationship and it's already relationship goals

gay for tobio: OK MY USERNAME IS VV ACCURSTE

saltbag: are you saying we aren't relationship goals yaMs

D A D C H I: Congrats you two!

gay for tobio: thanks dad

gay for tobio: i mean what

gay for shoyō: Everyones called him dad at this point dumbass

gay for tobio: u rlly don't have any other insult than dumbass™ do u

pls leave: Wait for it

anxious™: inahles

ASSahi: yachi pls

NYAFUCKER: AWWWW youre gonna say something like hes YOUR dumbass

gay for shoyō: um

gay for shoyō: cANNOT CONFIRM THAT

pls leave: There it is

gay for tobio: :(

gay for shoyō: ....Ok maybe i CAN confirm it but

saltbag: yachi if the,, "ships" get together at this rate are we gonna be number one on the gay chart

anxious™: uhhhmm can't confirm that

anxious™: cause if some of the other teams is in this group chat then they can tell us what happens

saltbag: well

HOOTAFUCK: im so pORUD,,, my crow son got a BOYFRJEND

D A D C H I: HES NOT YOUR SON-

NYAFUCKER: H A! "NOT A DAD" MY A S S

D A D C H I: W hy

gay for tobio: WHY NOT

gay for tobio: also if someone has a list of all the relationships tht are happening pls add me n kags over here on the list thx