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"THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS FATASS!" Kyle yells, waving his golf club angrily at Cartman. "I BEAT YOU FAIR AND SQUARE, YOU JUST DON'T WANT TO ACCEPT THE FACT THAT YOU LOST!"
"Nuh-Uh!" Cartman retorts, obviously flustered. "You cheated! I win by default!"
You are leaning on a tree next to them, watching them bicker. Rolling your eyes, you look at the setting sun, admiring the soft orange glow illuminating the clouds. Looking back at the two boys, they look ready to kill each other. Sighing, you step in between them, a hand resting on Kyle's chest and the other pointing at Cartman.
"Cartman, just shut up. It's getting late, go home." Cartman opens his mouth to argue, but you give him a glare.
"Fucking Jew..." He mutters, walking away.
Kyle's face burns in anger. "He is always like this! He thinks he is so much better than everyone else, but he's not!" You just nod along, guiding him along as you walk home.
You reach your house and Kyle is still ranting about how much he hates Cartman when you've had enough. As soon as you reach your driveway, you grab the collar of his robe, yanking him down into a kiss. His eyes widen in surprise. You hold the kiss for two seconds before pulling away. Kyle is frozen in a look of shock, his mouth hanging open, green eyes wide, his hands frozen in the position he was holding them while he was ranting.
You blush, looking down for a moment. "S-Sorry. You just wouldn't stop talking..." You smile a little at his expression. "Goodnight Kyle. It's getting dark, so you should probably head home." He is still frozen. "Hey, Kyle? Earth to Kyle?" He finally blinks, his hands dropping to his sides.
"O-Oh. Right. Um, goodnight. Y/N." He stammers. Giggling a little at him, you wave, then run up to your house, disappearing through the door. Kyle remains on the sidewalk, staring at the door, his lips tingling and heart fluttering. Shaking his head, he starts heading home, thinking of you and how the kiss felt. It felt... real. And passionate. He soon reaches his house, stepping inside and still lost in his thoughts.
"Kyle!" His little brother shouts, running into the front room and giving him a hug. "I'm hungry!"
"Fuck, that's right. Sorry Ike, I'll make dinner right now." Kyle's parents were out of town, and he was enjoying it. After receiving a two hour lecture and instructions on what to do, his parents had finally left. Smiling to himself, he momentarily forgets about he kiss as he makes Ike dinner. Quickly serving and eating it, Kyle's mind drifts back to you. Thinking about the kiss. Thinking about your lips. Suddenly, an idea hits him.
"Hey Ike, you ready for bed?" Kyle asks his brother eagerly. "C'mon, lets get you to bed!" He ushers Ike to his room, rushing him through his night routine. As soon as Ike is in bed, Kyle forces himself to wait a few moments to make sure Ike is actually asleep, before running downstairs and out the door.
~MEANWHILE~
You smile giddily to yourself as you close the door behind you. You had really kissed Kyle Broflovski. And he didn't seem mad or disgusted! You continue smiling as you walk into the kitchen, sitting down at the table as your mom hands out your dinner.
"Honey, are you ok?" Your mom asks, looking at you with a raised eyebrow.
You blush, looking back down to your food. "Yeah mom, I'm fine." You assure her quickly finishing your dinner so she couldn't pry more. "Thank you mom! It was delicious!" You wave and then rush upstairs and into your room. Closing your door softly, you walk over to the window, opening it so cool air could filter into your room. Breathing it in, you sigh and change into your pjs. After changing into a large t shirt and a thong, you walk to your bed, collapsing onto it.
"I kissed Kyle..." You murmur to yourself. "I actually kissed Kyle." A giggle escapes your lips and you shake your head. "Wow..." You think about the moment again, and blush, biting your lip and fantasizing about different outcomes. Eventually, you find yourself grabbing a vibrator from your 'special drawer'. Turning it on, you begin to touch yourself, moaning Kyle's name. Right as you are about to reach your climax, something hits your window. Jumping in surprise, you drop the vibrator, quickly standing up, you grab the flashlight from your desk, rushing over to the window and turning it on, shining it outside.
"Kyle?!"
KYLE
Kyle had to know why you kissed him instead of just telling him to shut up. He was running to your house, with nothing but the moon and street lamps to light the way. Soon, he was at your house. He didn't want to ring the doorbell or knock, he probably wouldn't be let in this late. Just then, he hears your voice from the window on the second floor, the window open. There was a tree that grew right in front of your window, and Kyle smiled to himself. Grabbing a couple pebbles, he shoves them into his pockets and begins climbing the tree. As soon as he reaches the branch that leads onto the lower roof, he glances inside and sees you... masturbating? Staying quiet, he watches you, not sure whether to go with his original plan or to leave. Right as he decided he was going to leave, you moaned his name. Freezing, Kyle turns back around to you, eyes wide and a blush on his face. You continue to moan his name quietly, and he watches you, his eyes glazing over with lust. Just as your movements get faster, he remembers why he first came over here. Taking out a pebble, he tosses it at the window.
~NOW~
Kyle grins at you, swinging onto the roof, wobbling a little before shuffling up to the screen.
"Hey y/n! Wanna let me in?" He chuckles, covering his eyes from the brightness of the flashlight. "And maybe not try and blind me?"
"Wh-What are you doing here?" You ask, clicking off the flashlight. "You're going to get in trouble!" You protest, but you still pop out the screen, pulling it in and leaning it up against the wall.
Kyle crawls in, standing up and brushing himself off. He then grins at you wrapping you in a hug. "I couldn't sleep, especially after earlier..." His voice drifts, his eyes zeroing in on the vibrator. Lust drifts back into his eyes and he pulls back from the hug, looking you up and down. "And I don't think you could either..." He murmurs, looking straight into your eyes.
You widen your eyes when you realize that your window has been open the whole time, a blush appearing on your face. Looking into Kyle's eyes, the hungry lust has darkened them, and he was looking you up and down. Then, he grabbed your face and gave you a passionate kiss, eyes closed and intense to get a taste of your lips again. Surprised at first, you quickly melt into the kiss, wrapping your hands around his neck. He pulls away for a moment, looking at you hungrily. He guides you to your bed, gently pushing you down and gently kissing your neck.
(TO BE CONTINUED)