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[gay supremacy]
kookie: hey taetae
kookie: remember my friend seokmin i told you about
kookie: the one who didn’t believe i knew anyone super handsome or whatever
taetae: lol yeah
kookie: i forgot to tell you that he’s like your #1 fan now
kookie: did you notice anyone liking every single one of your pics on insta
taetae: oisdkasjdh
taetae: yes!! that was him??
kookie: lol yup
kookie: i can’t believe i forgot to tell you weeks ago lol
kookie: he loves you
taetae: aw!!
taetae: like?? my pictures??
kookie: he said you’re a “super good photographer” and he loves your style
kookie: and he said you were really handsome
kookie: and i was like duh i know
taetae: AW!!
taetae: i squealed
kookie: haha yeah do you think at any point this week you can stop by after school
kookie: he wants to meet you he’s such a dork
taetae: FSHDSJKHHS
taetae: THIS IS CUTE
taetae: I’M SHY
taetae: SURE?? I CAN
kookie: thanks lmao
kookie: if he starts hitting on you tho i’ll punch him
taetae: i can’t imagine he won’t *hair flip*
kookie: eye roll
busanmochi: aw taetae is famous
taetae: we been knew
hopefulsprite: maybe when he’s famous he can pay for my goddamn hospital bill
taetae: SIGH
busanmochi: you nearly lost yeontan what did you expect jungkook was gonna do
hopfulsprite: YOU DID IT TOO
daegusuga: it’s a broken finger
daegusuga: relax
hopefulsprite: IT IS HINDERING MY ABILITY TO DANCE PROPERLY
hopefulsprite: I CAN’T PROPERLY DRINK MY SPRITE
taetae: it’s literally one finger oh my good
whippedjoon: and it’s been two days since that happened
whippedjoon: based on the size of the fracture
whippedjoon: which was not large
whippedjoon: it shouldn’t be that painful anymore
whippedjoon: plus last time i checked you don’t dance with your fingers
hopefulsprite: can you just be sympathetic like a normal person damn
whippedjoon: i would but i don’t want to get my ass kicked by jimin or jungkook so
busanmochi: wise choice :)
daegusuga: jimin doesn’t strike me as someone who would kick a person’s ass
daegusuga: but i guess i was wrong
daegusuga: i mean your basically a giant cupcake
daegusuga: like a cotton candy flavored cupcake
whippedjoon: what did i tell you
whippedjoon: he’s soft as hell for you jiminie
busanmochi: aw yoongi uww
busanmochi: but i don’t usually kick ass
busanmochi: i don’t unless taetae is involved tbh
taetae: <3
whippedjoon: i’m kinda surprised you two haven’t hooked up yet
whippedjoon: honestly if tae jumped off a bridge jimin would be right there to try and catch him
whippedjoon: you two are goals
busanmochi: uh no
busanmochi: P L A T O N I C
busanmochi: i wouldn’t wanna interfere with his relationship with junkook anyway
kookie: here we go again
taetae: same way i don’t wanna interfere with your relationship with yoongi !
daegusuga: you have a screw loose
taetae: no
taetae: i have multiple screws loose
taetae: and some missing braincells
daegusuga: ...yeah okay
busanmochi: i wish we could tease namjoon and seokjin
busanmochi: but no
busanmochi: they were brave enough to confess sigh
kookie: brave enough
kookie: that implies you are not brave enough
kookie: who are you not brave enough to confess to hm?
busanmochi: uh
busanmochi: that’s not
busanmochi: wait
taetae: lmfao exposed again
daegusuga: you have a crush jiminie?
busanmochi: i mean
busanmochi: maybe but it’s not a big deal
taetae: dead i’m dead
[daegusuga, whippedjoon chat]
daegusuga: figures
daegusuga: what happens if he gets a boyfriend namjoon
whippedjoon: i don’t know?
daegusuga: i’ll be depressed as fuck that’s what’ll happen
whippedjoon: he said it’s not serious
whippedjoon: it’s just a crush don’t freak out
whippedjoon: and who knows maybe it’s you?
daegusuga: haha you’re funny
daeugusga: it’ll never be me
[mochicheeks, taetae chat]
taetae: “NOT THAT SERIOUS”
taetae: BOY YOU’RE IN LOVE WITH YOONGI IT’S VERY SERIOUS
mochicheeks: I KNOW THAT BUT I WASN’T GOING TO SAY THAT DUMBASS
taetae: HM OKAY