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White Lilies

Summary:

She didn't plan on waking up on Kamino, or how for some reason there's actrally points where when she would "die" she would wake up somewhere else entirely.

Well with the occasional Jenga match with the Chancellor or Master Yoda and literally creating mayhem with the local Simp Lord, Lily guessed that she might as well enjoy it while it lasts.

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Sitting in a cell, Lily wondered what god she pissed off this time. 

She had no idea how she woke up soaking wet on a platform, other than after being fished out of the water Lily was put into a holding cell for a while. It wasn't long until a man (from the looks of it) spoke to her in a language that she had never heard of.  This carried on for what felt like a few days with them going back and forth with neither understanding the other and already he was getting frustrated at the lack of progress.

She sneezed.

The man, noticing the lack of attention once again sighed and stood. Inside Lily watched as he talked to one of the long necked beings that somehow reminded her of sushi and felt her stomach rumbled again. The two turned their head at the sound of Lily's head hitting the table with a groaned.

Sure they feed her but prison food could only do so much for someone used to stuffing their agony in fast food.

Hearing the sound of footsteps, the girl turned her head as the man gestured to himself and said a word. 

She was confused for a second but finally got he was saying.

"Your name is Colt?" 

The man nodded.

Colt opened his mouth to speak but before he could a loud rumbling sound echoed through out the cell and both the clone and Kaminoan watched as their prisoners face flushed red. 

A single thought ran though all three of their heads.

What the actual hell.

Chapter 2

Chapter Text

"So, you have no idea how she appeared here?" Shaak Ti questioned as she studied the girl before her and said girl had no problems doing the same, her hands laced together as she leaned forward to study the Togruta. 

"Yes, however..." Lama Sue trailed off as the red head tilted her head to the side as if in a debate.

"Are you a Krillin or a Kenny??"

At the jedi's look of questioning, the Kaminoan continued, "I'm afraid that we do not understand the language, neither do we have any known records of it."

Reaching a hand towards the human, he retreated when Lily scrunched her head into her neck with a look of displeasure. 

Lama Su's eyes narrowed. 

From what Shaak Ti had seen so far, the child seemed docile however how she had even appeared  out of nowhere near the Republic's cloning facility without detection was quite unnerving. Not only that but something about the prisoner just felt... Off.

Lily meanwhile continued to lounged around her cell because it was made clear very quickly that she was not on earth anymore and after getting over the shock that she was in a different universe, she just gave up on caring altogether.

Doesn't mean she was going to let anymore do whatever they wanted with her.

As some would find out very quickly.

Chapter 3

Chapter Text

Inside her new room and dressed in the clothing that the Kaminoans had given her, Lily was oblivious to the clones outside as she excitedly shifted though her belongings, making noises of happiness when finding many of her sealed sweets intact.

Sure, it seriously sucked to find her phone and sketchbook destroyed due to water damage but after having tasteless paste for who knows how long sweets took the number one spot of most importance. 

While shoving her fifth starburst into her mouth, Lily spotted a bright yellow at the bottom of her bag, however the moment she realized exactly what it was, she grinned ear to ear.

SQUAKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

The clone was in the room in an instant, blasters at the ready, Slick scanned the room for any intruders but paused at the sound of a quiet wheeze.

He turned his head to the girl crowded into the far side of the room who was currently petrified with bright rubber chicken in hand.

Lily was currently trying to make the air come out as quietly as possible and the two just watched the other in silence. At the wheezing of the piece of rubber, Slick once again wondered why of all troopers, he was the one placed in babysitting duty.

When Shaak Ti had met Lily, it was made apparent that neither party knew about what was going on in this situation and considering that the Jedi Master wasn't leaving anytime soon with the issue that the girl can't be kept in a cell forever or even a threat, Lily was temporarily moved to a small room with a single bed with a trooper stationed at her door at all times.

Lily wasn't complaining, it's not like she had anything else to do.

Yet.

Slick watched as his charged, after getting over the shock of a forced entry, placed the chicken away and it was by now the clone noticed the various wrappers littering the ground.

He thought back to the report that he had received regarding this assignment and felt that it would be a waste of time to ask.

 

Chapter 4

Chapter Text

Click.

Click.

Click.

Tapping the table for who knows how long, Lily sat in silence as she stared into the faces before her.

The clone felt his body squirm.

Reaching out, the girl plucked the wooden piece from the base then placed it on top of the tower before them.

Fives's eyebrows twitched.

If he moved anything from this tower then it would all come tumbling down, and in doing to it would be his undoing. With his training, he analyzed the pieces and with a trembling hand pulled on a block.

Click.

Sighing in relief, FIves ignored his brother's look of betrayal.

His brother then timidly pulled a piece.

CRASH!

"You know that its never a good idea to play against her," Echo stated, no remorse found what's so ever. His brothers ignored him, choosing to holler among themselves while Droidbait buried his head into his arms in shame with CT-4040 comforting him. Lily on the other hand had a shit eating grin on her face as her dominance was asserted once again.

Its been a while since she had leveled up into guest/grounded kid status and due to both Slick hiding her chicken due to excessive squeaking and the boredom leveling to watching paint dry had taken to trying to rope any who stopped by into playing any type of bets with her.

The Prize: Her sweets because that shits hard to find on Kamino.

They thought that it would be like taking candy form a baby.

"Don't worry," Hevy reassured over a game of Uno despite the language barrier. "We'll go easy on you."

She only gave a cherry smile in return.

Domino Squad didn't know what hit them until it was too late.

After a while, the red head took pity on Droidbait and tossed a Kit-Kat.

He ate it in silence while Lily felt a sudden dull ace in her mouth.

Later Lily was crippled in bed from a cavity and Slick was not amused.

Chapter 5

Chapter Text

Squeak.

"Stop."

Squeak.

"STOP."

SQUEAKSQUEAKSQEAK-!

CRASH!

Backed into a corner, Lily clenched onto her most prized possession as the clone before her neared.

Slick, having enough of his charges BS held out his hand demandingly. "Listen Kid, you could keep doing whatever you pleased but what I will not stand for is ONE MORE SECOND OF THAT EXCESSIVE SQUEAKING!"

Not understanding a single word that came out of his mouth but getting the general idea, Lily hissed.

Its not like she hated Slick, really, she didn't. It's just that he gave out the best reactions and she was just bored but looking at the situation at hand, maybe squeaking the chicken every 30 seconds for the past 10 minutes was a bad idea and she should have taken his sanity into account.

The next thing the man knew was that a blanket was chucked at him enough force to throw himself off balanced and by the time the cloth was ripped away, the girl was nowhere to be found.

At the sound of pure rage, any brothers nearby quickly made their exit.

Running, Lily made as many turns as possible in the many walkways of the facility and a few times she's nearly ran over a clone or two.

After a while at one such turn, Lily felt herself run into something solid as brick and crumpled to the ground.

Backpack with their contents spilled on the ground, Lilly was whimpering from her place on the floor while rubbing her nose tenderly from running into a wall and Bric, a Siniteen bounty hunter who Lily had just crash into showed no ounce of pity.

"what the hell are you doing here kid?" He asked gruffly.

Still holding her nose, Lily whimpered.

The bounty hunter had heard about the surprised guest who was supposed to currently be in lockdown. He like many others payed no mind to the news seeing how it didn't affect him so imagine his surprise when out of nowhere said human nearly ran over him and with the pitiful sight before him made the Siniteen want to smack her.

When making sure that all her stuff was back in place, Lily gulped at the glare leveled too her.

She finally managed to escaped Slick and she was going to use this opportunity to the fullest, Operation:…

She pressed a finger against her lip in contemplation.

Now that she thought about it, she had no idea what she was trying to do and looking around the place, she probably wouldn't be able to return to her room.

Imaging how pissed Slick must be gave her the chills.

She'll beg for mercy later.

Much later.

Not at all amused, Bric turned away and continued his way to the cadet's barracks, quickening his steps in hopes that he would be able to lose the red head. Lily, not wanting to be left behind ran after him.

By the time, the two reached the barracks, Bric was breathing heavily from how many turns he had taken just to lose her.

Lily on the other hand, while dry heaving and feeling like she had just done the Pacer Test felt triumph at being able to keep up with the walking testicle.

The room they've arrived to was, like many parts of the facility, white with circular pods that, if she remembered correctly, were bunks that the clones slept in. While Bric went to talk to his fellow bounty hunter, the clones who by now were lining up to be escorted to the training room were giving questionable looks as to why there was civilian was in their barracks.

Lily waved in response.

Chapter 6

Chapter Text

"Ahhhhh...!" 

 

Examining the inside of the child's mouth, AZI-3 hummed. "Well it's just as I thought," He looked at Slick dead in the eyes as he finished. "It's a cavity."

Slick, holding the worn out backpack in one of his crossed arms twitched in annoyance. "Yeah I already know that, well what am I supposed to do?"

"As of right now simply brush and rinse with salt water." The droid took a quick peak at his datapad. "And most importantly no refined suger"

Still sitting on the bed in the medbay, Lily whimpered. Holding one hand to her cheek where the dull throb of a tooth ache was and the other resting on the bed, she looked down and narrowed her eyes at how far she was from the floor. Her toes when stretched out didn't even reached the ground.

She wanted both out of the bright as heavens gate medical wing and her bag of snacko's however looking at the grip the man had on it she didn't want to risk it.

But I want that chocolate peaking out... She nudged more forward to the edged of the bed.

Slick groaned, woundering why he was stuck here while many of his brothers were out in the war against the separatist. If only he hadn't gotten injured on that mission then maybe he wouldn't be stuck on Kamino babysitting this kid. 

Lord have mercy when he found her clinging like a monkey to Master Chief Bric as said Sininteen Bounty Hunter screamed at the brat. Said child laughing mechanically as she clung sideways with freaking Domino Squad cheering all the while. 

The little money let go real quick the moment he showed up and even tried blending in with the other clones. Too bad her bright red hair stuck out like a sore thumb. Then she had the audacity to say that she had a tooth ache again.

"-Remember, no candies for two months." Pointing a finger to the childs face, AZI continued. "That should be it for the medical check up."

She pulled her mouth into a thin lined that only served to make her cheeks out like a squirrel. Before she could say anything else, her grip on the bed sliped and the next thing she knew was plumiting to the floor with a loud Smack!

"..."  Slowly she brought her forhead up and it was bright red from the fall. 

Slick gave her a blank stare. Then slapped one of the near by bandaids onto the child's face.

Chapter 7

Chapter Text

Holding onto the railing of the balcony while completely disregarding the word safety, the little red head peered over the edge in amazement on now well each squad preformed. Next to her Slick kept a firm grip on her collar incase the little monkey got any ideas.

Clone training were no joke and already Lily had lost track of how many clones, when back into a corner, punching the absolute kriff out of those droids seemed to be a running theme among most clones.

Slick for some reason felt like pummling CT-782 into the ground while his charge's cheeks puffed.

Forget the force when you could have the hands of Jango Fett on your side...even tho most clones were cannon folder.

Fuck you Krell, if I do meet you then I'm feeding you to piranha plant and using your arms as my walking sticks.

Shaak Ti was surprised when the Siniteen bounty hunters filed in, the young girl from before was clinging tight like tar and when asked about the whereabouts of her current guardian the red head was merely whistled. Later the Togruta Jedi couldn't help but be impressed on how the child was able to outrun the Clone Sargent.

Until he barged in out of no where like a man on fire, scaring the life out of all on the balcony.

Cheeks puffed, Lily watched intently as one of the member of Bravo squad tore the staff from the Citadel and the end of their training.

Bric whistled, impressed. "Now that's a squad that we gotta look out for, right shrimp?"

The girl huffed, unimpressed while Slick stared down the victorious squad in dismay. 

Its rookies like that who were normally one of the first to get taken out on the field because of their big egos.

After hearing a few more choice of words from the bounty hunter, Lilly had enough and decided that it was time to defend her homies.

Hopping down from the railing, Slick was surpised to see Lily looking up at the ball sack like bounty hunter in defiance and growled.

"Domino Squad, DOMINO SQUAD!!" The red head squeaks, her voice barely understandable. "K-Kriff Bravo Squad!"

"..."

"..."

"..."

The whole training area was silent as the four adults stared in disbelief at the child saved for badly concealed laughter from down below. CT-782 and Fives clenched onto their stomachs, the rest of Domino Squad while unimpressed appreciated the moral the support as Bravo watched in silence. However the two clones shut their mouths up at the sudden drop in temperature.

They'd better hope to their Maker that they'll be knocked out cold from the test it's self and not from what's going to happen after.