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(and now I lay myself down) and hope I wake up young again by cjwritesfanficnow
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types
03 Nov 2024
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The Council had had less than three full days’ notice that Initiate Kenobi had been demanded back by his parents before the date their “emmisaries” were going to arrive to claim him. Three days hadn’t been much, not nearly long enough, but they’d tried.
Three days went by—more than enough time to reach Stewjon from Coruscant, even with the hazards in the densely populated Deep Core... Yaddle started to feel a sense of disquiet, of unease.
Something had gone wrong.
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Sure, keeping the Jetii’adiik really would be a bit dini’la, but… Well, Jango had always wanted to be the ori’vod, for once.
“You want to… adopt me,” Obi-Wan said slowly, blinking at Jaster.
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No, Ben thought, this hadn’t gone quite to plan, but looking at his new family (sweet Force), Ben was more than satisfied with the outcome.
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An expansion from the one-shot collection, because I have zero self control and all of you lovely readers are enablers! XD
Title comes from the song "False Confidence" by Noah Kahan
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- Part 8 of Expanded One-Shots
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Feemor saves a random Mandalorian and earns himself the position of Jedi watchman for the sector. Now if only the mandos would stop hunting him so that he can investigate this terrorist cell in peace.
Jaster really wants to talk to the jedi who slapped the darksaber into his hands before running off. Now if only the haat'ade could track him down.
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Also known as the "*slaps roof of fic* this bad boy can fit so many fuckin AUs in it"
Sakura's family immigrated to Kiri instead of Konoha. She gets put on a Genin team with Haku and Chojuro and the three of them end up being taught by Kisame. This is the Pastel squad.
Basically nothing bad ever happened to anyone: Obito, Kushina, Minato, Nawaki, and Dan never died, there was no Uchiha massacre, there was no era of Bloody Mist, Mei's running Kiri with Zabuza, Utakata, Yagura, and Kisame at her back, Orochimaru is the good guy we always knew he could be, and nobody's having any of Hiruzen or Danzo's shit. This is the Promiseland.Expect lots of fuzzy feelings and flagrant disregard of canon.
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13 Jul 2024
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That Time Fox's Fat Tits Saved The Galaxy by Amity_Ax
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
20 Jan 2025
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SmallPondInABigFish: https://gwh.feedourtroopers.gov/?=gallery
rex_everything: HHBWHAAA??
blywood: what the actual kriff??
Wolfy: LMAOOO THIS IS GREAT
blywood: Why is this a government holosite????
blywood: Hello????????
SmallPondInABigFish: OK SO IM NOT LOSING MY KARKING MARBLES RN
SmallPondInABigFish: THERE IS A GOVERNMENT APPROVED HOLOSITE FOR SOURCING TROOPER TITS
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Fox starts selling pictures of his tits online. This is the fallout. (And the reason why.)
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23 May 2024
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They should not let us have group chats. by One_Real_Wrimonkey
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
24 Jan 2021
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The biggest mistake the GAR ever made was letting the Jedi and Clones have access to group chats.
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Maybe this is joining the chat fic bandwagon but I was inspired to write my own. There aren't enough in this fandom.- Language:
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18 May 2024