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"Okay, thanks," Santana called from the kitchen. "I hope to enjoy my lunch break." she added as she exited the kitchen.
She was just about to leave when she saw Brittany enter the diner with Bonnie strapped to her in an Ergo Baby, facing her out, so she could see the world instead of just looking at her blonde mother.
Brittany was wearing a denim jacket, a t-shirt with a rose on it, blue jeans, and brown leather boots, with her hair going down.
"There she is!" Brittany said happily, immediately seeing her beautiful wife walking over to them with a smile on her face.
"Hey, you guys!" Santana cooed as Brittany began to unstrap the Ergo Baby, allowing Santana to take Bonnie into her arms.
"Mami!" Bonnie cheered as Santana took her child into her arms with wide eyes and a wide open mouthed smile.
"Hey, mija," Santana crooned as she led Brittany and Bonnie to a table. "Why are you guys here?"
"This is a restaurant. It's lunchtime. I would think, as a waitress, you'd be familiar with the paradigm." Brittany replied as Santana placed Bonnie down in the highchair, ruffling her daughter's blonde hair once she settled in her seat.
"True. I would," Santana agreed, nodding her head in response. "In fact, I think I'll join you guys for my lunch break. I just have to ask my boss first."
"Excuse me, miss," Brittany held her hand out, stopping Santana in her tracks. "The two of us would like to order lunch, thank you very much." She then said, making herself and Bonnie giggle, with Santana grinning along.
"Sure," Santana chuckled as she approached their table, her shiny red leather boots clip-clopping back over to them, and got her notepad and pen out, her pen clicking before asking one of her favourite questions to her two favourite people. "What do you two beautiful people want?”
"First of all, I notice that today's special offer is soup and a half sandwich?" Brittany said strangely, her sparkling blue eyes looking at the menu, deciding what to order for herself and for Bonnie.
"Yes." Santana replied, tapping her pen on the notepad, knowing exactly what was about to come next.
"Where exactly does the half sandwich come from? Are you giving me half of someone else's sandwich, or do I have to wait for someone else in the restaurant to order the other half?" Brittany asked randomly, pretending as if she did not know what a small sandwich was.
"No, no, Britt, they just make a half sandwich." Santana answered back to her wife, smiling at her daughter while also enjoying the conversation that she and Brittany were having.
"You can't make a half sandwich. If it's not a half of a whole sandwich, it's just a small sandwich." Brittany pointed out, making her daughter giggle.
"Okay, fine, it's soup and a small sandwich. Is that what you want?" Santana asked her wife as she decided to go with what her wife claimed was a half-sandwich, also finding it very amusing that Brittany was going full Sheldon Cooper from The Big Bang Theory, and knew exactly what Brittany was going to say in response to her question.
"Of course not. We'll both have our usual." Bonnie said to her mami, speaking for her mama, making Brittany chuckle and Santana shake her head slightly.
"Great." Santana replied in response as she walked away a few steps.
"Aren't you going to ask us if we want a beverage each?" Brittany teased, followed by herself and Bonnie giggling, making Santana smile and turn back around to them, giggling slightly with a straight face as Brittany continued to do more Sheldon Cooper.
"Don't you normally have soda?"
"Yes."
"Would you like soda?"
"Yes."
"And does my dulce angelito normally have milk?"
"Yeah!"
"Would you like milk, cariño?"
"Yeah!"
"Would you two like anything else?"
"Yes, babe, we'd like you to join us for your lunch break."
Santana giggled. "Of course. I just have to ask my boss."
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"You enjoying that?" Brittany asked her daughter a few minutes later as she couldn't help, but smile adoringly at the sight of Bonnie drinking her milk like the good little girl she was.
"Mmm-hmm!" Bonnie hummed in response as she put her glass down and nodded at her blonde mother.
Brittany then grinned when she saw Santana walking back over to them, and walking slowly over to Bonnie's highchair.
Santana then wrapped an arm around Bonnie's middle and leaned in, nuzzling the girl's neck playfully, then kissing her cheek repeatedly and Bonnie tries to squirm out of the embrace as she giggles and pushes at Santana's face.
"That tickles!" Bonnie gasps and Santana kisses her cheek a final time before sitting next to her wife.
"So, I'm guessing you're joining us." Brittany chuckled, trying her very best to not laugh at what she had just witnessed.
"Yep, I sure am," Santana replied cheerfully as she and her wife pecked each other on the lips. "My boss was totally fine with it. He loves the fact that you and I are together. I've also placed my order at the counter. My usual; the same thing you're having."
"Tsk," Brittany clicked her tongue, her eyebrows raised. "Nice."
"Mami, Mama, look what I drew!" Bonnie exclaimed as she showed her mothers a drawing she did in crayon of her, Santana, and Brittany.
"Oh, wow!" Santana gasps, covering her mouth with both her hands. "That's beautiful."
"You are such a talented artist, baby." Brittany added, smiling happily at her daughter's art skills. "You could be the next Picasso!"
"Yay!" Bonnie cheered. "I don't know who that is!"
"You'll learn about that when you're older." Santana answered back, leaning forward slightly before she ruffled Bonnie's hair.
"Ahh, here comes our food," Brittany announced the second she saw a waitress, Dani, walking over to them with three plates of food; one in each of her hands and one on her arm.
"Here we go, mac and cheese for the young lady," Dani said with a smile as she placed Bonnie's plate in front of her, feeling very happy that the Lopez-Pierce daughter was in her presence.
"And for the mothers, hamburgers with French fries." She added, smiling gleefully at her favourite couple of all time. She may still feel sad that she and Santana are no longer a couple, every now and then, but every time she saw Santana with Brittany and Bonnie, she always finds it heartwarming.
"Mmm!" Brittany hummed as she went wide eyed at her food.
"Looks good!" Santana agreed.
"Hi, Bonnie," Dani crouched down next to Bonnie's high chair, making Brittany and Santana's child turn to her right-hand side and look directly into Dani's beautiful brown eyes. "How are you doing?"
"Super! Hi, Auntie Dani!" Bonnie replied, smiling at Santana's ex-girlfriend before giggling when Dani started to press kisses to her cheeks.
"That's very sweet of you, Dani, but don't you think it's best if you get back to work?" Santana asked her former lover, adoring the sight of what she and Brittany were seeing with their own two eyes.
"I will," Dani said in response, her hand stroking across Bonnie's cheek. "I just wanted to give kisses to my little niece because she's so cute."
"Of course, I am," Bonnie replied before she pointed at a red bottle, informing the the three adults on what was about to happen next. "Ketchup, please!"
"I'm on it," Dani smiled, picking the ketchup bottle off the table after moving the salt and pepper pots out of the way before squirting squiggly lines all over the mac and cheese, knowing exactly how Bonnie liked it. "And I might even squirt some ketchup... there!" She added, moving the ketchup bottle closer to Bonnie's face, pretending to squeeze it with an evil grin appearing on her face.
"Nooo!" Bonnie squinted her eyes shut, making it clear that she certainly did not want any ketchup on her face or even on her clothes.
"I'm just kidding," Dani puts the ketchup bottle down before pressing a kiss to Bonnie's cheek. "Enjoy."
"We will," Brittany and Santana both replied simultaneously before pointing at each other. "Jinx!"
****
"Well, that was delicious," Santana said happily after she had finished wiping her mouth with her napkin. "And I should know, because I've had it before."
"Did you enjoy that?" Brittany then asked Bonnie, her and Santana chuckling at the sight of their child sitting in her highchair with cheese sauce and tomato ketchup all around her mouth.
"Yeah!" Bonnie exclaimed before her hand landed on her plate, covering it in cheese sauce, making Santana and Brittany chuckle.
"Did you bring the diaper bag?" Santana asked Brittany, smiling when her wife turned to her right to look at her. "Because we are in desperate need of some baby wipes."
"Indeed I did bring the diaper bag," Brittany responded, picking the diaper bag up from under the table before opening it and getting the baby wipes out. "Here. Let's both clean her up."
Brittany and Santana then wiped Bonnie's mouth, and then her hand, making her all nice and clean.
“There we go,” Brittany cooed before she put the baby wipes away. "All clean."
"Well, guess I should get back to work," Santana then said as she got back up on her feet, smiling at the loves of her life. "It was nice having lunch with you two."
"We enjoyed it, too. Didn't we, sweetie?" Brittany asked Bonnie as she picked her up into her arms.
Bonnie nodded her head in response, making her both her moms giggle.
"Bye, bebita." Santana cooed before pressing her lips to Bonnie's forehead. "See you tonight."
"Bye, Mami." Bonnie answered back, slapping her mother's cheek lightly, making Santana and Brittany chuckle.
"Bye, Britt-Britt." Santana added as she and Brittany pecked each other on the lips after Brittany had slung the diaper bag on her back, whilst holding Bonnie in her arms.
"Bye, babe." Brittany answered back, happily smiling at the love of her life.
"Love you."
"Love you, too."
Santana then walked back into the kitchen, already missing them as they went out of sight.