Chapter Text
Ghost King: This better not be like that one chapter where we learned how our abcs
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Nico
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I’m sorry
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): But look at the freeking chapter
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): its 123
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): its perfect
Ghost King: please
Ghost King: please no
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): number
Ghost King: why do you feel the need to do this
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): we must count.
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): for plot reasons, you’re online now @Oreo
Oreo is online
Oreo: Welp
Oreo: If you say so
Greg: Also if you get attacked
Greg: You are not allowed to die
Greg: Got it??
Oreo: Yep!!
Oreo: Got it!!
Oreo: (thogh there areee a few haripes flying dangerously close..)
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): No, you’re not allowed to die
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): this is a chaos trio centric chapter
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): we need the trio
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): it cant just be us two if we’re a trio
Resident Gremlin: *slowly raises hand
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): nuh uh you’re an honorary member only
Resident Gremlin: but if leo dies can I take his place?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): hmm
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): well
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): first of all hes not allowed to die in the first place
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): second
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): uhhh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Annabeth
Resident Gremlin: Okay ywah fair enough :3
Resident Gremlin: But what if Annabeth no wanna be official chaos trio member
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): then uh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Yes, you may join oficially ofical
Resident Gremlin: So all I gotta do is wait until this chaoter is over and then leo is allowed to die again ^^
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Okay maybe dont say it like that
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): But also consider
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): You’re going to have to be waiting a lot longer
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): since yknow
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): we’re follwoing canon
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): kind of
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): And as far as I know, Leo doesn’t die
Oreo: WOAH SPOILERS
Oreo: WHY ARE YOU SPOILING THE FACT THAT I’M SECRETLY IMPORTL
Oreo: IMORTAL
Resident Gremlin: Noooo, I’ll never become an ofical member :(
Resident Gremlin: how dare you be immortal
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): wha
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): When did I
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Ever say anything about leo being imoortal
Oreo: You said I dont die
Oreo: But like
Oreo: Everyone dies at some point
Oreo: So
Oreo: Since you said that I dont, that must mean I’m immortal!!
Greg: Huh
Greg: SO THATS HOW YOU’RE STILL ALIVE AFTER DYING AND DEFAFEATING GAGEA
Greg: GAGA
Gref: GEAY
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): gaya
Greg: GAIA
Oreo: EXACTLY
Oreo: IM IMMORTAL
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): NO HOLD ON WAIT A MINUTE
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): ACTUALLY YOU MIGHT BE RIGHT
Oreo: Still upset that you spoiled me :(
Oreo: I wanted to find out on my own about my immortality :(
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I’M SORRYYYYY
Ghost King: you do know that you
Ghost King: arent immortal, right?
Oreo: THEN EXPLAIN MY IMMORTALITY
Oreo: AFTER ALL THAT I SOMEHOW SURVIVED
Oreo: IT ONLY MAKES SENSE THAT ITS IMPOSSIBLE FOR ME TO DIE
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Oreo: 1 what
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Oh yeah I just remembered we were supposed to be counting
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): So
Greg: OH YEAH
Greg: I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT THAT LOL
Oreo: what would happen if we poored kool-aid into the sea
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): dont pour koolaid into my beautiful seas
Nobody: if you poured kool-aid into the sea I think you’d have percy, poseidon, and the kool-aid man after you
Oreo: NO NOT THE KOOL AID MAN
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Oh yeah,didnt you have nightmares of the koolaid man when you were younger
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Also
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): ANNABETH ANNABETH
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): ANNABETH
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): ANNABETH :D
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): WERE YOU JUST LURKING IN THE CHAT THE WHOLE TIME???
Nobody: indeed
Nobody: happy 123
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 123 abc
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): WAIT WE’RE SUPPOSED TO BE COUNTING FUCKKK
Nobody: you’re also supposed to find an exit
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Huh??
Nobody: Hi yes, if you’d put you’re phone down
Nobody: You’d realize that we are currently trapped and surrpunded
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): …
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): OH YEAHH
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Uh I dont wanna put my phone down
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): this place has creepy weird lighting
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Nuh uh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): no way
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Not gonna focus on that
Pancake: percy
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): grover
Pancake: maybe don’t die?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): No promises!!! :3
Nobody: they’re not going to die on my watch
Nobody: probably
Pancake: https://archiveofourown.info/works/48433114/chapters/122163301
Nobody: Okay, now that’s just mean
Nobody: tbf tho, that’s in another universe :3
Greg: 2
Oreo: Haha one!
Ghost King: ah yes
Ghost King: 121
Ghost King: excellent counting skills people
Resident Gremlin: wait I dont get it
Resident Gremlin: whats so funny about one?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): WAIT NO ONE INTRODUCE HAZEL TO SNAPCUBE DUBS
Resident Gremlin: TOO LATE!! I’M SEARCHING THEM UP!!
Probs Stoll Something: Snapcube??
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW-
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): sigh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): well know you probably do know
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): If the stolls did not know of snapcube before, I fear what the world will come to if they know now
Ghost King: Oh great
Oreo: 4
Ghost King: 1214
Oreo: …
Oreo: Lets just pretend I didn’t accidentaly skip three
Oreo: ALSO IN MY DEFENCE, THE LAST NUMBER GOT BURIED BECAUSE WE STARTED TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING ELSE
Resident Gremlin: hmm do I dare spend many hours of my life just to watch snapcube dubs
Ghost King: please dont
Resident Gremlin: >:3
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 3
Ghost King: 12143
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT??
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): LETS JUST START OVER WITH THE COUNTING
Probs Stoll Something: Oh speaking of starting over
Probs Stoll Something: I just missed my duolingo streak
Probs Stoll Something: So now I’ve got to start over
Probs Stoll Something: TRAVIS NO YOU’VE DOOMED US ALL
Probs Stoll Something: Oops
Ghost King: bye
Ghost King: there is no way I’m getting kidnapped by an owl because you didn’t do your lessons
Ghost King: i’m leaving camp
Ghost King: and im taking will with me
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): See this is why I dont use duolingo
Oreo: Hey Annabeth?
Oreo: Are you related to Duo?
Oreo: Since your mom’s connected to owls and stuff?
Nobody: That doesn’t make me connected with all owls though?
Nobody: Plus Duo is just a mascot
Probs Stoll Something: rip annabeth
Probs Stoll Something: it was nice knowing you
Probs Stoll Something: except that time you got mad at us, that was not a nice time
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Greg: Hahaha, one!
Oreo: Haha! One!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): do you guys think that diffrent crayon colors have different flavors??
Greg: Do not be fooled
Greg: They may look pretty and yummy
Greg: But they all have one flavor
Greg: And thats gross flavored
Oreo: Idk… I thought the blue one tasted pretty good
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): The blue one you say? 👀
A Literal Goddess is online
A Literal Goddess: Percy
A Literal Goddess: Don’t eat crayons
A Literal Goddess: And Leo, don’t encourage her
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): But
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): The package says its nontoxix
A Literal Goddess: No eating crayons.
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): :(
A Literal Goddess is offline
Oreo: She got really good mom senses
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Yeah duh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): She’s the best mom for a reason
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Wait no
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): We just did 1
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): why cant we just count quickly
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): why must something else keep happening
Ghost King: 11
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Yes nico
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I understand that we suck at counting to 3
Greg: Not to mention that there’s three of us… thsis should be basic stuff smh
Oreo: Okay, lets do this
Oreo: No intteruptions!!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Greg: 1
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Hey I was doing 1!!
Greg: WELL HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW???
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): BECAUSE I DID 1 THE LAST FEW TIMES???
Oreo: GUYS FOCUS!!
Oreo: WE CAN DO THIS
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I would like to mention that Annabeth has somehow found popcorn
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): which she is eaiting as she scrolls through this chat
Oreo: so she just stole popcorn from the kidnappers?
Nobody: 😎✌️
Greg: Why did they even have popcorn anyway?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Greg: 1 what?
Greg: OH WAIT
Greg: 2
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): LEO
Greg: LEO COME ON YOU CAN DO IT!!!
Oreo: Huh??
Oreo: Ohhh sorry
Oreo: You know those haripes i mentioned earlier??
Oreo: Yeahhh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Well remember earlier
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): We also mentioned
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): That you’re not allowed to die
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): So dont die
Oreo: Pfft, dont worryyy
Oreo: I’m immortal remember?
Greg: THEN YOU SHOULD KEEP COUNTING
Oreo: Okay okay hold on
Oreo: What number are we on?
Oreo: 5
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): FIVE?!?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): HOW DID YOU GET FIVE
Oreo: NOOO SORRY I MEANT TO PRESS 3
Oreo: I MISCLICKED I SWEAR
Oreo: NOT EXACTLY THE EASIST TO TYPE WHILE FLYING A DRAGON WHILE BEING ATTACKED BY HARYPIES
Ghost King: 125
Ghost King: so close
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): :p
Greg: y’know
Greg: I kinda want some cookies
Greg: im baking cookies later
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): you better give me some
Greg: :3
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): 1
Greg: Sure, you may have one and only one
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): WHAT NO THATS NOT WHAT I MEANT
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I WAS DOING THE COUNTY THINGY
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): IM GETTING MORE THAN ONE COOKIE
Greg: 2
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): two is better…but still not enough
Greg: No wait, I’m doing the county thingy too
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Ohhh
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): stares at leo
Oreo: 3
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): AYYYYYYY
Greg: YAYYY WE DID IT!!!
Ghost King: congratulations
Ghost King: you can count to 3
Nobody: I now grant this award to the chaos trio for being able to count to three
Resident Gremlin: Speech speech speech!!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): clears throat
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): thank you thank you
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I want to thank everyone here today
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): I would not be where I am now if not for you
Greg: It was a hard, torturous task
Greg: But eventually
Greg: We did it
Oreo: We’re so cool
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Yeahhh, except we were supposed to count higher than three in this chapter…
Oreo: Oh
Oreo: We were? 🧍
Greg: Uh.
Greg: Well then.
Nobody: Yeah, probably to like 100
Oreo: …at least we got to 3?
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Yeah we got to three at least!!
Greg: Yeah go us!! We can count to three!!
Fun Police is online
Fun Police is offline
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Hey you can’t say anything!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): You’re an english teacher, not a math teacher!!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): And thats likely for a reason!!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): You probably can’t count to three either!!
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): So you have no write being teacher disapointed in us!!
Fun Police is online
Fun Police: You used the wrong right. You said write instead of right
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): :p
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): In my ddfence I have dollartree!!
Fun Police: …you mean dyslexia??
Bi, I Can’t Think Straight (Any Pronouns): Eh same thing
Fun Police: It really isn’t