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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): Super sweet and gentle. After you both finish, he gives you a long, loving kiss and pries his body from yours, then asks you if you need anything and does whatever you want after cleaning up. Will even change the sheets so you don’t have to sleep in the wet spot because he’s just that romantic.
B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners): His favorite body part of his own? His thighs, because they’re wide and strong like the rest of his legs and he loves that you can sit on them/in his lap and just rest there. His favorite body part of yours is your hair; he loves weaving his digits through it and pulling it during sex and playing with the strands outside of that sort of setting.
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically): He’s honestly super neutral on cum and doesn’t understand the kink/fixation. Whoops.
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He wants you to call him ‘sire’/’daddy’ but has this internalized thing where he thinks it’s gross/wrong, so he won’t admit it. Also has had some very crazy, rough, cross-faction sex in his day that he doesn’t talk about out of embarrassment (”how big do you think Megatron’s spike is? lol” “it’s about (x) size... WAIT-” “WHY DO YOU KNOW THAT? RATCHET??”)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): He’s got more experience than anyone on Team Prime and knows exactly what he’s doing, as he’s lived a long time and had a lot of hook ups as well as relationships in his day.
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying): He likes it when you ride him so he can see your pretty face during it, but he’s also kind of an ass man, so you bent over a med bay counter with him buried to the hilt inside of you is a great view as well.
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.): He’s a good in-between; not obnoxious, mostly very sweet and romantic and intense and sensual, but if the atmosphere is in need of lightening or something awkward happens he will make a joke to make the both of you laugh/get distracted and more comfortable.
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.): Very romantic, definitely a charmer even though he’s really just trying to be sweet and reassuring.
J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon): He likes mutual masturbation. Whoops.
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): He enjoys roleplaying shit like doctor/patient, professor/young adult student, boss/employee; power-dynamic things, though he’d never do anything like it in real life, he wants it sometimes for foreplay.
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do): In his personal office with you bent over the desk.
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): When he’s feeling especially passionate and in love with you, it makes him horny- he just wants to show you how much he loves you.
N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Hurting you is off the table minus the occasional smack on the ass or nip. So, hard bondage, hard biting, slapping/hitting, and ‘punishment’ type things are usually a no-go.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): Doesn’t mins receiving but his spike is so big that he knows it can’t be comfortable for you, and he doesn’t want you to be uncomfortable just for the sake of servicing him like that when there’s plenty of other ways for him to get off that he enjoys just as much if not more. He definitely prefers to give because of this and is very good at it, taking his time while lapping at your heat and maintaining eye-contact throughout most of it. Doesn’t ever give head as mere foreplay or to tease, though- when he does it, he goes in needing you to finish in his mouth.
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Slow and rough for sure; long, hard strokes and thrusts, gravely and romantic whispers in your ear, etc. He’s too old for fast sex lmao.
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): Rather than just satiating a physical need, he sees sex as an excuse to be intimate and show his love, so while he enjoys how he feels during it, he likes to take his time making you feel worshipped and doesn’t want to do quickies because they take away from that.
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.): Fine with experimenting some, but nothing high risk. The craziest thing he’s done was fuck you in the med bay, but even then, it was late at night when everyone was sleeping, the door was locked, and he vigorously cleaned and sanitized it afterwards.
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?): Just one very, very long round. He’s not a tease by any means but he’s on the larger side of things when it comes to spike size and he likes to make sure you’re prepped properly to take him. It lasts a while and you probably finish a time or two before he does, but after that, he’s wiped out.
T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): He has a few, mostly dildos that are usually bought alongside flavored lube and warming massage oil- all of them are used on you.
U = Unfair (How much they like to tease): He might tease you verbally, but not physically; sex is like an expression of love for him and he doesn’t want to make you wait for it. He hopes that you’ll spare him the same kindness, but if you don’t and you decide to mercilessly tease him, prepare yourself for some especially rough sex.
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): Not super loud or into making noises, not like he’s purposefully holding back but it’s just not how he expresses himself. He’s more verbal, whispering praises in your ear, telling you how good you feel in between heavy breaths and pants and the occasional gasp. Actually pretty quiet compared to the rest of the cast.
W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character): He had a part time job when he was really young at a sex toy shop while he was in the Cybertronian equivalent of medical school to get by before the war started,
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): It’s pretty average; wants it maybe three or four times a week.
Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward): He takes a little bit because he likes watching you sleep, admiring your features so he can engrave them in his memory, playing with your hair, holding you close to him, running a servo up and down the length of your back and pressing feather-light kisses on the top of your head while thanking whatever god is out there for letting him have someone so beautiful. After you go to sleep, he takes about a half hour or so before it’s lights out.