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Chapter 116: Jazz NSFW Alphabet

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A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): He needs affection; hugs, cuddles, kisses. Will cling to you for as long as you’ll let him after sex. 

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners): His favorite body part of his own is his optics. He usually has his visor on so no one gets to see them, but they’re a beautiful shade of blue and you seem to think they’re gorgeous. His favorite body part of yours is your legs; they’re pretty and strong and he loves seeing them wrapped around his waist. 

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically): He loves humans and loves their- for a lack of a better term- fluids. Will scoop up your cum/lubricant with his digits and put it in both of your mouths, also has more than a few pictures of you with a mouth full of his transfluid or your face covered in it. 

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): Jazz isn’t one for keeping secrets. Sometimes he’ll steal your underwear and not tell you and that’s about it.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): Not experienced at all before meeting you! He doesn’t have a lot of relationship experience and only feels comfortable sleeping with people he has long-term relationships with, so yeah, virgin with a clean slate before you get your hands on him. It takes an embarrassing amount of time for him to get the hang of it, and he has no idea what he’s doing at first, but he gets it eventually.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying): Spooning sex is by far his favorite because he finds it comfortable and enjoys the closeness; his arms around your body, spike buried deep inside of you, mouth nipping at the lobe of your ear from behind, legs entangled with your legs. It also makes for easy clean up.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.): He can do both, but it’s always one or the other. He’s great at reading a room and just does whatever he think suits the mood in the moment.

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.): ^

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon): He’s actually a bit embarrassed about the porn he watches when he masturbates and plays off the fact that he masturbates a lot, but he totally does. Will show you if he gets especially comfortable with you and you ask, though.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): Cockwarming, he thinks it’s a great tease and adores watching you squirm while the anticipation builds in him. He’ll pretend that he’s not super focused on you/pretend to be doing something else but it drives him crazy. 

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do): On a couch or in the bed, he’s kinda vanilla in that sense.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Sexy music, smut, porn, or pictures that you’ve sent him of yourself (lewd or not, he thinks you’re gorgeous) usually get him in the mood throughout the day. 

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Turn offs? Lol you hit the experimentalist jackpot here with Jazz, there’s nothing he won’t try at least once, and most everything he tries he loves at best and likes or is neutral on at worst.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.): Likes both, but oral just isn’t his favorite to give or receive; he prefers using his servos on you and would rather you use your hands on him as well, but he’ll give/receive if you so ask and is on the higher end of average at it.

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): As I’ve mentioned, he’s good at reading a room and will do whatever he thinks you’re in the mood for/what suits the atmosphere that day.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.): They’re not especially satisfying, but he likes the risk and the thrill of them, so he’ll do them with you every once in a while to spice things up.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.): He’ll do anything you want him to; experimentalist, will try everything once, takes any risks you want for the sake of getting off as long as serious injuries aren’t a highly likely risk involved.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?): He lasts a pretty average amount of time and can go a round or two with breaks in between, it just depends on how horny he is to start with and what your preferences are.

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): He has a few toys both for himself and you. He doesn’t use them regularly when he’s in a romantic/sexual relationship, but they do get brought into the bedroom sometimes to spice things up.

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease): He’s a tease and it’s rude, but at the very least, he can take what he dishes out. He enjoys being teased in return and thinks you’re cute/beautiful when you do it, loves watching you get him riled up.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.): He’s about medium volume, but is definitely a moaner. When the sex starts and he still has his helm on straight, it’s well-articulated praise and worship falling from his lips, but then things get more intense and he crumbles and the full sentences just turn into weak moans of your name. 

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character): He has made a very long, alphabetized (by artist name), organized sex playlist on Spotify that has what he thinks is the sexiest human music he’s heard. He doesn’t understand all the human terminology in it but that’s okay. If you want, he’s enthusiastic to play it while the two of you have sex.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): Decently high, wants it once a day, but he’s also pretty good at killing the horniness so if you’re not in the mood he learns to match your sex drive pretty quickly and doesn’t mind it at all.

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward): He falls asleep around the same time that you do on his own! The two of you are just very in sync.