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Dead by Daylight headcanons I write in school instead of paying attention because it's too boring :)))

Summary:

School is boring af so I'm writing headcanons.
I need requests too because i need to waste my time somehow. I will not write smut bcus I am first: uncomfortable. second: asexual. Anyways hopefully you enjoy this collection of random bs.

(I try to update atleast once a week.)

Notes:

Those are my opinion and definetly not canon. Can't change my mind tho.

Chapter 1: dead by daylights characters sexuality

Summary:

sexuality of our favorite murderes and survivors :)
Hopefully you'll enjoy ^^

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Survivor and Killers sexuality

Feng: Says stuff like:" that's so gay ew" but secretly biseggsual gamer girl.

Kate: Straight but would help others to come out and doesn't mind holding hands/cuddle with a woman

Dwight: Gay af. Can't change my mind. The devs also said he's in the closet. (actually a reference to the lockers in dbd)

Cheryl: Homophobic but asexual. I don't trust her.

Jeff: Man's vibin.

(Huh?!) Adam: Either super nice and protective straight or the biseggsual everybody loves and looks up to.

Meg: Did some gay stuff but is straight.

Yui: Gay. She literally had a woman's motorcycle gang tf?

Jane: Had a girlfriend once but is straight. Always supports the gays and comes to pride.

David: powerful bi. Look at him. How he is walking. Everything screams bisexual. (Well it’s canon now that he’s gay, it was probably the smartest to choose him to represent the LGBTQ+ community. Otherwise it would be pretty stereotypical or not fitting.)

Zarina: everybody thinks she's gay but is actually straight. Writes articles for pride.

Felix: Had a boyfriend once in college. Is now married and has a child.

Ash: Homophobic

Bill: kills everyone who wants to hurt the gays. Supportive straight

Nea: rebellious lesbian. Fights for LGBTQIA+/trans rights.

Quentin: thought about kissing dudes but straight.

Claudette: pan botanist

Elodie: horny aromatic.

Steve: bi or supportive straight. Idc

Laurie: i don't trust her. She's like "I don't mind gays but...."

Ace: homophobic but sucks dicks for money. Secretly enjoys it.

Yun-Jin: uses gay as a slur but would kill homophobes

Jake: only sexuality he knows is gay and says he isn't.

Nancy: straight

Detective tapp: did some gay stuff now tries to deny it.

Jill: had a girlfriend was very cute. Still says she's Straight.

Leon: comes to pride to protect them. Straight tho

Mikaela: pan. She’s a literal witch omg.

Jonah: Straight. Tries his best to be supportive. Sometimes he is disrespectful by accident.

Yoichi: He seems like a guy who educates himself and others a lot about this topic. He questions himself though.

Trapper: said he never kissed a boy but did.

Wraith: ace. Doesn't mind cuddles tho.

Hillbilly: was homophobic bcus his parents told. Now feels bad and tries to support them the best possible.

Nurse: hates herself for being bi and thinks it's mental illness.

Micheal Myers: tf is love? I know only murder

Hag: did a love hex on a girl to love her. Did work. Now she's single and sad.

Doctor: everybody thinks he's homophobic af. Actually accepts it. Always says:" Me homophobic? I enjoy torturing everybody. Isn't that equality?"

Momma Huntress: Lesbian but doesn't know.

Bubba (canibal): doesn't understand love.

Freddy: would come into dreams and call them slurs. Homophobic.

Piggy: bi

Clown: the most homophobic out of all. Wouldn't collect their fingers bcus they bring bad luck.

Spirit: Had a girlfriend but had to break up :/ Bi. women>men

Frank (Legion): Homophobic but supports his friends (kills everyone who calls them a homophobic slur bcus only he is allowed to do that)

Joey (Legion): sweet ally

Susie (Legion): confused bi

Julie (Legion): girlfriend of confused bi. also Bi

Vommy Mommy: Is a priestess and I doubt that she was allowed to have relationship. But used kissing/hugging/and you know the dirty etc. As cleansing methods. On everyone because equality.

Ghost face: bi who is obsessed with serial killer

Demogorgon: it's obvious

Oni (i chan): security at the pride. Straight tho.

Sad Alki (deathslinger): homophobic but goes to gay bars. When drunk also hooks up with men and also does kinky stuff. Enjoys it but will never admit it.

Pyramid head: no love only torture.

Blight: aro/ace let ma boi vibe

Twins: don't understand love.

Trickster: gay k-pop icon. Can't change my mind.

Nemesis: no

Pinhead: Box sexual (you opened the boy I came)

jk

enjoys bringing pain to everybody. Well he is based on SM and BDSM. Equality

Artist: Doesn’t care, as long as she can draw them it’s a win.

Sadako: honestly I don’t know. I rather think of the direction of no romantic/sexual feelings or needs at all, because she’s a ghost (I think). I haven’t watched the movie, so please tell me your opinion :)

Chapter 2: cats or dogs? (I like cats more tbh)

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Dwight: Dogs. because he needs friends

Meg: Dogs. She can take them for a morning run with her. (She has a cosmetic with cats, so cats it is)

Claudette: Dogs. Cats break her flowerpots.

Jake: Cats. Are kinda similar to him.

Nea: Cats. Well there are cosmetics with cats for her.

Laurie: Dogs. I dunno I have the feeling.

Ace: Has some sort of expensive dog breed for security dunno maybe Doberman?

Bill: Cat Grandpa

Feng: Has a cat which alsways wants cuddles when she is gaming but that’s just “coincidence”

David: Cats.

Quentin: Both. “mImImI yOu CaN’t LiKe BoTh”

Detective Tapp: Cats. It makes him relax while petting it so he can concentrate better.

Kate: Has a cat named penny in her van and travels around with her.

Adam: Cats but is allergic. Poor boi

Jeff: I think he has a dog but I’m not entirely sure.

Jane: has both and loves them ((:

Ash: Cats. He gives me kinda the vibes like the one pic of the russian dude smoking thru a mask, with an ak, vodka bottle and a white cat.

Nancy: Cats. Has a dress for it.

Steve: Cats.

Yui: Cats. Has a bag back for it to take it on rides :))

Zarina: Dogs. But she also feeds stray cats.

Cheryl: is scared of dogs. Pets cats secretly.

Felix: All Cats love him and he loves all cats.

Élodie: Rescues animals and takes them to the vet. So both ig

Yun-Jin: doesn’t like dogs. So cats.

Jill: Goes up to every dog and pets it.

Leon: Goes up to every cat and pets it.

Mikaela: She’s a witch so… obviously cats.

Jonah: Is allergic to both

Yoichi: Dogs. Cats are often scared of water and he isn’t.

 

Trapper: Fed the cats outside even tho he wasn’t allowed to do that

Wraith: Cats are quiet just like him.

Hillbilly: Dogs, he had some on the farm.

Nurse: Doesn’t really like animals but rather cats than dogs.

Shape: Murder

Hag: Cats she’s a witch.

Doctor: Cats he likes petting them while reading

Huntress: Both! She loves everything pettable. Cats! Dogs! Children!

Cannibal: Dogs especially those little fluffy ones

Nightmare: tbh no clue lol

Pig: cats. She does get angry when a cat disturbs her while shes making new traps but not for long.

Spirit: Both! Animals make her relax.

Frank (Legion): Cats

Julie (Legion): Cats. The gang has a cat masquot named potato

Joey (Legion): Dogs but potato is the best.

Susie (Legion): Everything cute and small. Like potato.

Plague: She adores cats. A bit like the Egyptians did.

Ghost face: Took a cat to a murder once ((:

Demogorgon: Cats are tasty… mmmm

Oni: Cats. Even tho he tries to deny it.

Deathslinger: Cats. Talks to them when drunk which is almost all the time.

Pyramid head: What is a cat/dog?

Blight: has definetly experimented on both of them.

Twins: Doesn’t care about them.

Trickster: probably tortures animlas.

Nemesis: what

Pinhead: Box

Artist: Cats, they are calmer but sometimes they ruin her paintings. But when the paintings are ruined it may lead to a new more abstract one.

Sadako: Both.

Chapter 3: Nicknames I call the characters

Summary:

random nicknames I call them to annoy my friends while playing.

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Dwight: Dwighty, pizza man, where's waldo

Jake: Homeless man

Meg: Meghan, Megalodon

Claudette: Claudette-Toadette

Nea: the Entity, Knee

Laurie: Lora

Ace: uncle, hippie, ACE

Bill: William, Billiam, Billicus

Feng: Fengus Bengus, Bunny (bunny skin exclusive)

David: The King, shirtless david *shirtless exclusive*,

Quentin: who are you again? (jk I don't have any names for him he is kinda rare ig)

Detective Tapp: Tappadee Tapp Tapp, doc

Kate: Dirndl Frau (Dirndl is a Bavarian dress and she has a skin with one; Frau=woman)

Adam: HUH?!?!?! ADAM (yk the vine?)

Jeff: my name is jeff, metalhead, jesus, Joff

Jane: thicc woman

Ash: Ashtray/p>

Nancy: Wancy Neeler

Steve: Ahoy mate, stevie, Heve starrington, Sleeve

Yui: The hot one

Zarina: I don't have any for her either. I dunno why tho? There no stereotypes kinda. Girlboss.

Cheryl: Chamber of Cherry, Cherry

Felix: SAUERKRAUT, Da Rischta (add a heavy german accent)

Élodie: Goat, onezie

Yun-Jin: Jun-Jin

Jill: Jillius

Leon: Leon Ass Kennedy,

Mikaela: Witchy bitch, booner, mikls

Jonah: Jojo, Mathe Mann (german insider translates to Math Man)

Yoichi: Yoshi

Haddie: Handy

Ada: Ada wonky

Rebecca: Robeccarrrr, Beccy

Vittorio: Totorio

Thalita: The twin, the other twin

Renato: the other twin, the twin

Gabriel: The clone

Nicolas: Mr. Cage, Sir Cage, picolas

Ellen: Nelle

Alan: ???

 

Trapper: Tromper

Wraith: Bing Bong Boi

Hillbilly: Farmer Boy

Nurse: Kranke-Schwester (German Nurse=Krankenschwester; Kranke-sick/crazy Schwester- sister, it's a pun), asthma

Shape: Mikey, Miguel Myers

Hag: swamp cadaver, sticks and bones

Docter: bzz bzz boi, da doctah, electrocuted chicken nugget

Huntress: Momma Huntress, my mom (she used to sing the same lullaby to me when I was little)

Cannibal: Bubba, Basement Hoe, Chainsaw Bitch

Nightmare: Frederick Charles Krüger, Burnt Chicken nugget, edward scissorhands but evil, demon, mother fucked

Pig: Amanda, Piggy, snoot boops

Clown: pennywise, fingerss, mister large belly

Spirit: graceful wah lady (she makes waluigi sounds), smurf

Frank (Legion): Leader, frank

Joey: Drug Dealer, stoner

Julie: Julie

Susie: Sussy (reference to a murder)

Plague: Vommy Mommy, Lama woman, tall priestress, STOP VOMITING BITCH THATS NOT HYGIENIC

Ghost face: Ghostie, flowie bowie, daddy ( I do not simp for him it's just a joke because so many love him)

Demogorgon: Demodoggo, Demoghgrhgghggrjiog *incomprehensible screeching*

Oni: oniichan, bonk

Deathslinger: old alci man, COUNTRY BOIII I LOVE UUUUU

Pyramid head:Triangle man, toblerone

Blight: hes fast as fuck boiii, sonic, bouncy ball, orang juuc

Twins: KICK THE BABY! don't kick the baby...

Trickster: Bts, sangwoo, clown, k-pop star

Nemesis: grrrrrr, Nemesus

pinhead: box master, demonic hedgehog from hell

Artist: long neck lady, urghrraaaaah, crow lady

Sadako: Sadako (you may ask why I always write Sadako. It’s because I have no idea how to spell Onryio), onion-chan

Dredge:

Wesker: Weskerussy, Albertus

Knight: What legion should be

Skull Merchant: Discoball, Disko pogo dingelingeling!

Singularity:

Xenomorph: ITS CRAWLING, OMG ITS ALIEN FROM THE ALIEN™

Chucky: Da baby, Chucky Cheese

Chapter 4: unexpected stuff they do

Summary:

yeah it’s kinda modern time and without entity. I don’t know how to describe it tho, it’s kinda random lol

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Dwight: steals pizza slices from his delivery. He’s hungry leave him alone.

Meg: makes children trip on the playground. Don’t deny it everyone has done that atleast once.

Claudette: tries the taste of random plants

Jake: sabotages the electricity of random houses just to fuck with them

Nea: does stick and pokes for 2$/€. They’re either really pog or dogshit. No in between

David: genuinely enjoys stripclubs

Ace: steals money from homeless people, he knows it’s bad but he can’t stop. it’s like an addiction

Feng: has onlyfans but posts only normal/meme pictures. She still earns money with it.

Kate: goes to rage rooms once a year. The rage has to go somewhere.

Cheryl: Has dickpics on her phone to send it back if someone sends her one.

Jeff: enjoys painting nails. Either his or others, doesn’t matter. Also has a huge collection of nail polish.

Adam: Has a Youtube channel. He posts stuff like motivation, teaches about school subjects, japanese. Has about 12k subscribers

Yui: kidnaps stray cats to bring them to a shelter/vet. NOT EVERY CRIME IS MEANT TO BE EVIL

Jane: tries to solve unsolved murder/missing cases.

Zarina: bullies flat earthers or anti vaccination people

Felix: often mistakes people for somebody else and doesn’t notice.

Ash: pushes children off the swing only to sit on it himself

Bill: Collects weapons and threatens with murder when someone pisses him off. „those aren’t real, are they?“ „wanna try out kid?“

Quentin: has an energy addiction. So he has a huuuuuuge collection of energy cans. Pls sleep.

Élodie: knits christmas pullovers. Aww so wholesome :))

Steve: does „illegal“ things (like holding a glass of water inside). please stop that.

Laurie: Carries atleas one weapon with her at all time. I think you know why.

Yun-Jin: makes hentai sounds in the public to make people uncomfortable

Nancy: She likes dressing up animals. It’s cute but uhm CRUEL

Detective Tapp: Likes fastfood a bit too much.

Jill: enjoys geometry. What the fuck jill

Leon: does meditation every morning at 5am

Mikaela: Bakes Macarons with wasabi filling to gift it to someone she hates. Calls it MaCruelron.

Jonah: Makes awkward puns no one laughs at. Always carries a math book with him to hit people and says: „Math is painful.“

Yoichi: Has a little booklet on him with his favorite things/animals to show when a conversation gets awkward.

 

Trapper: makes time capsules every year with random bs.

Wraith: stole kfc‘ secret recipe but can’t read.

Hillbilly: Genuinely enjoys rick astley´s song never gonna give you up also he doesn’t know it’s a meme. Should we tell him? He wouldn’t understand.

Nurse: Bullies gays. „Sally stop harassing minorities!“ „It’s mental illness!“ „YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND TF?!“ „IK I BELONG INTO A PSYCHIATRY!“

Huntress: She loves Chess even though she doesn’t understand it. Always plays it with the Doctor (not by rules of course) still loses (Doctor lets her win occasionally)

Micheal: Yeets rocks on bypassing cars. STOP THAT URE DAMIGING THE CARS! THEY COST MONEY

Hag: Eats Lemons as a snack for protection. Well lemons are tasty ngl

Doctor: Starts twitter war for fun. Twitter equals torture.

Bubba: Enjoys Halloween and Carnival. Goes trick or treating too.

Nightmare: Peels of his burnt skin and gives it to little children in their dreams as bakon, proceeds telling them that they are cannibals and will be haunted FOREVER

Pig: tried to rebuild the animatronics from fnaf. Oh no I’m scared.

Clown: hates christmas. poisons cookies and drinks. He thinks it’s funny, phöck u

Spirit: Always plays Waluigi in Mario Party/Mario Cart and she’s a pro in those games.

Frank (Legion): tries to make his own alcohol (wine and beer) but fails everytime

Julie: Is Tiktok fame with thirst vids.

Joey: furry

Susie: punches kids to collect their teeth. calls herself toothfairy.

Plague: loves to write and draw on stone tablets. Now they are in museums.

Ghostface: listens to David Bowie and loves to dress like him. But David Bowie has swag.

Demogorgon: Snacking on Cats! nom nom :P

Oni: Bonking Horny people into Jail with his Bonky thing.

Charlotte (Twins): ARSON. MURDER. BURGLERY.

Victor: RERERERRSRERREEEEEEESHCHSHSH (*unholy screeching*)

Trickster: wears dresses or skirts and looks good in it.

Nemesis: has an obsession with flowers kinda cute. adoraplate

Pinhead: makes a swing out of his chains to sit on it. An extra swing for the box of course.

artist: Her crows are her best friends, since she can’t communicate anymore. Will draw for everyone.

Sadako: steals Spirits Kimonos and other outfits to try them on. Sadly they are most of the time too large :(

Notes:

so last night I got an inspiration blast and now I have too many ideas for random stuff to write to waste my time during class. I am still taking requests though :))

Chapter 5: What present they would give you

Summary:

PRESENT TIME WHEEEE

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Dwight: Something cheap and simple, something like instant ramen or a pack of icecream.

Jake: Handmade figure out of sticks and leaves. Looks like a kindergarten kid made it.

Claudette: Flowers in a pot of course.

Meg: Buys something last second like shampoo or a bathbomb.

Laurie: Neat decorated basket full of sweets, shampoo, flowers etc.

Nea: Handmade pins, drawings, plushies, some punk-ish stuff yk.

Ace: money and chocolate

Feng: if you play videogames, she would give you one as a present. Otherwise a snack box.

David: A t-shirt and some beer to drink with him.

Kate: a song only written for you and homemade pastry.

cheryl: a pocket knife or other small weapon with a lucky charm (little bottle filled with her blood)

jeff: black nail polish and an excellent drawing.

Adam: Books. If you don’t like reading Comics/Mangas or a selfmade charm (a PEBBLE)

Yui: Bandana or other swaggy accessories.

Zarina: Earrings, Parfume or other little expensive things.

Jane: congratulates you on her tv show. Makes you some pastry and asks if you want anything else.

Felix: His birthday presents are kinda awkward bcus he doesn’t know what to give. Often it’s just some money.

Ashley: either forgets it or picks up mcdonald’s on his way to you.

Bill: Candy and Money. puts it in your hand squeezes it proceeds to pshhhh you.

Quentin: some random gray t-shirt and energy.

Elodie: a onesie with a LOOOOT sweets so you have something for you mental breakdowns ;)

Steve: icecream machine but without the instructions.

Nancy: a custumized shirt

yun-jin: money. If you’re lucky you’ll get some sweets or flowers.

detective tapp: invites you to a cafe to buy coffe and pie.

jill: a poem and chocolate

leon: some retro thing, like an old pocket watch

mikaela: crystals e.g. amethyst, rose quarz

Jonah: Selfmade Cookies and a book

Yoichi: He can’t decide what to gift to you. So he’ll take you on a small shopping trip.

 

trapper: Burnt brownies and a painted brick

wraith: painted pebbles

hillbilly: a (not so good) drawing and corn

nurse: a plushie or a book with a neat bow.

micheal: a knife! (no-)

huntress: handmade mask (kinda like hers), carved animal figures

hag: lemon with black salt (protection spell if i’m not wrong)

doctor: some weird shit like a dead rat conserved in a jar

bubba: picks some flowers for a bouquet

Freddy: knock out pills or other drugs

pig: Vodka and a book full of riddles

Clown: mmmm selfmade tonic. Is it tasty? questionable

Spirit: silk scarf and other little goodies

Frank (legion): something suspiciously expensive. Definitely not stolen.

Julie: makes jewelry, pins or charms.

joey: pack of home grown marijuana joints plus a customized lighter

Susie: random bs she collected because it reminded her of you.

plague: golden jewelry

ghostface: a photoalbum with cool pics. Maybe some snacks too

Demo: *demonic screeching and licking*

Oni: some self defense weapon i dunno

deathslinger: Whisky and fitting glasses or selfmade silverware

Pyramid head: uhm mini cage for torturing annoying flies? i dunno

Blight: a mutated pet rat

twins: selfmade bread which is very… dry

trickster: autograph from himself. just that. nothing else.

nemesis: Dna? maybe?

pinhead: some torture prop something like a whip

Artist: handmade paint and a little drawing of something you like, decorated with crows

Sadako: Accessoires made out of… questionable stuff or a video tape.

Chapter 6: dbd (friend)groups and the name i would give

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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The hospital beings
Doctor and nurse

Teacher and students
Adam, Jonah, Yoichi
Huntress, Bubba, Quentin, Feng, Spirit, cheryl, Legion

2 brains and one dumbass
Doctor, nurse, huntress
(both try to teach her englisch and chess)

swaggy girl gang
feng, yui, nea, cheryl

muscle, brains and moron
david, jake and dwight

traumatized bitches who have already met the supernatural
steve, nancy, jill, leon, cheryl, detective tapp (it was not supernatural but traumatizing), Ash, Yoichi

fabulous famous girl gang
zarina, jane, yun-jin

sweet and „innocent“
feng, susie, laurie, huntress, mikaela, dwight, spirit, artist
(they paint eachothers nails)

sweet and innocent
jeff, kate, zarina, claudette
(write and sing songs)

the literatur club
adam, claudette, wraith (he can’t read tho but he enjoys looking at pictures and letters), nurse, felix, artist, mikaela

the cult children
felix and elodie

witches bitches
hag, mikaela

sad alci/drug mofos
deathslinger, Blight, joey, bill, clown, ash

the legion
susie, julie, frank, joey (and potato)

godlike beasts
pinhead, micheal, pyramid head, freddy

the homies
Frank, Joey, Ghostface, Trickster

The antisocial and social
Twins, clown

the besties (god I hate that word)
pig, susie, julie

consumer and food
bubba and pig
(he definitely tried to eat her at least once)

the memelords
ghostface,pig, feng, dwight, legion

non humans
nemesis, demo

the goddes and believer
plague and hillbilly
(he sees her as a savior)

the athletes
meg, jill, leon, david

the rowdies
trapper, freddy, micheal

the quiet stalker
pig, wraith, micheal, ghostface, sadako

the ghost like beings
wraith, spirit, sadako

Notes:

Hopefully I didn’t forget anyone

Chapter 7: the killers‘ favorite survivor and the survivors‘ favorite killer

Summary:

who they like going against in a trial the most :)

Notes:

The survivors and killers only have their own teachable perks
sometimes it doesn’t make a lot of sense but idc

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dwight: Trapper or Wraith, both are simple and not too scary

jake: pig and ghostface, both are quiet

claudette: twins and artist, she thinks they’re fascinating and also not so frightening

meg: trapper and hag, bcus she’s fast as fuck boiiii (reference to the vine is intended)

nea: huntress, she can bully her the best because she’s a literal child also it’s kinda a challenge sometimes

laurie: everything that doesn’t stalk, the reason in obvious

david: Deathslinger and Nemesis, he has fun dodging projectiles (especially long ones, okay sorry)

ace: pig, he always removes the reversed beartrap first try because of his luck

feng: something tryhardy so she can have a challenge, so nurse and spirit maybe blight

kate: huntress she likes her lullaby but hates her hatchets

cheryl: demogorgon, something supernatural and kinda cute

Jeff: trickster and pyramid head, first one is a musician the second one metal. He thinks artist is cool too.

Adam: Legion, Legion reminds him of his students but more edgy, it makes him kinda sad

Yui: Pyramidhead and pinhead, she likes the mechanics of the cages and the box. She enjoys solving the puzzle

Jane: Trickster, always says: he has style and I want him in my show. Jane you don’t have a show anymore! I DONT CARE LET ME LIVE MY DREAM!

Zarina: Ghostface, she could finally solve his murders! (I think Zarina and ghostface could be from the same world)

Felix: Trapper, he likes that all survivor can counter him

Ash: Hillbilly and Nemesis, Has a cool weapon is a cool weapon

Bill: Deathslinger, he likes dodging that projectile is jealous of the cool weapon tho

Quentin: Bubba, just have the feeling i dunno

Elodie: Pinhead and demogorgon, she loves the feeling of unfamiliar while playing against them

Steve: Wraith and Micheal, the quiet boys

yun-jin: trickster, bullies him in trials because he looks like sangwoo. Clown bullies him for his makeup

Nancy: hag, she can cleanse her totems and annoy the hell out of her

Detective Tapp: Nemesis, the zombies are cool

Jill: Hag, same with nancy

Leon: Wraith, flashbang goes boom boom

Mikaela: Twins and legion, her boon totems are very effective against them

sorry doctor and freddy no one likes u (I enjoy playing against pyramid head and Artist the most)

Yoichi: something non human, nemesis and demogorgon. They fascinate him.

 

trapper: doesn’t care, he’s too corrupted by the entity to care

wraith: always happy to see quiet boi jake

hillbilly: Quentin, he thinks he’s cool

nurse: Adam because he’s pretty normal

micheal: laurie obviously

Hag: Claudette

Huntress: Feng, she looks like a little girl and she wants to kidnap her (bonus points if feng wears the bunny outfit)

Doctor: Dwight, his scream sounds lovely

Bubba: Jeff, he wants to hug him (but can’t because entity says nono)

Freddy: he wants to take revenge on quentin

pig: she enjoys talkshows so jane

Clown: everyone who has at least one finger

Spirit: Meg, she reminds her of those cool popular girls from the movies she watched

Frank (Legion): Jeff because he made the logo for them

Joey: Jeff

Julie: Jeff, Kate she enjoys her music

Susie: Jeff, David because she has a crush on him (I don’t ship em but I have the feeling that susie has a lot of crushes)

Plague: Mikaela she feels her boon/hex aura

Ghostface: actually anyone who is up for a selfie (you know what selfie)

Demogorgon: Nom Nom

Oni: Yui, she reminds him of his granddaughter

Deathslinger: Bill, he likes his jealous look on his weapon

pyramidhead: anything that fits inside his cages

Blight: His brain is probably mush so he doesn’t recognize anyone

Twins: fight for survival and anyone is their enemy

Trickster: kate, he mocks her for her old school music (it’s not yun-jin? He’s scared of her because she would kick ass if some mocks her)

Nemesis: Jill, S.T.A.R.S!!!!

Pinhead: Anything who he can bring pleasure to

artist: Jeff because he’s a fellow artist and dwight because of his innocence

Sadako: Yui and Kate. They are so lively.

I enjoy playing as doctor (don’t hate me he gives a lot of BP), Sadako and Pig

Chapter 8: would gordon ramsey approve them

Summary:

actually it’s just if the can cook or not. I wanted a fancier name. Maybe some Gordon Ramsey.

Notes:

by the way thank you for the request, statIC_style <3

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Dwight: can make instant ramen and if he’s lucky frozen pizza. Gordon Ramsey hates that trick.

claudette: cooks a lot of vegan/vegetarian stuff for herself, posts the recipes on her blog

jake: can cook food like a survivalist

Meg: can cook like an average human being

Nea: can make somewhat tasty stuff out of „trash“ or leftover

laurie: average girl with average cooking skills. Except cupcakes, these are great.

Ace: he‘s not allowed in the kitchen.

Feng: can cook noodles and rice. Sometimes combines instant ramen with „normal“ food

David: is able to make great british breakfast.

Kate: Her pastry is fantastic but her other food is meh.

Cheryl: she just can’t, she never did it and is not going to do it.

Adam: Just makes food, i don’t know what to say. He definitely has a lot of cooking books.

Jeff: Actually great at cooking. Steak, mashed potatoes etc. he can probably do it. Gordon would be happy to have a normal civilian cooking so good.

Yui: Makes wok or soup for her gang sometimes. Something similar to street food.

Jane: all she cooks/bakes is pretty tasty, especially her brownies.

Zarina: collects and tries out recipes from all around the world

Felix: can make baked potatoes, noodles and scrambled eggs

Ashley: Can and will eat everything. His food is average.

Bill: Can cook hefty meals. After eating those you’ll be not hungry the whole day.

Quentin: Only cooks these simple five minute meals

Elodie: she can make delicious bread. The rest is average.

Steve: Ice cream.

Yui-jin: can make super spicy and tasty meals no one can eat except her.

Nancy: Can cook averagely

Detective Tapp: his Drinks are nice otherwise he’s average

Jill: average

Leon: either really good food or so fucked up it could be somebody’s mushed brain

Mikaela: Makes cleansed pudding and tea.

Jonah: Everyone is surprised what a great cook he is. He can cook a lot in a short time. Except his sweets, those are fucked up.

Yoichi: I feel like he can make simple recipes delicious but the moment the get a bit more complicated, he fucks up.

 

Trapper: no

Wraith: cooks and eats everything for the sake of survival

Hillbilly: eats mostly meat which he thinks is good but actually it’s dogshit.

Nurse: Tea, coffe and pie great and the rest is great but not as great as that.

Micheal: Will bring a dead animal like a cat

Hag: the same like mikaela just not as tasty

Doctor: he‘s a grillmaster :)

Huntress: Grillmaster but siberian. It’s eatable. Mr. Ramsey would be scared.

Bubba: Grillmaster but questionable.

(why are there so many grillmaster?)

Freddy: Would even burn water.

Pig: can make the usual meals but extremely tasty. What is your secret?

Clown: mixes drinks that’s it. The rest ist pretty much trash.

Spirit: loves to make sweets which are cute and tasty.

Frank: Can make noodles and scrambled eggs which are somehow not bad.

Joey: the only thing he can cook are drugs. Gordon says:“ don’t do drugs kids.“ (no he didn’t)

Julie: Helps susie making her pastry

Susie: makes sweets for the gang and teaches julie

Plague: Nowadays we would consider her food disgusting but in her times it was delicious

Ghostface: Cooked, failed tried again and again. Now he’s above average.

Demo: Cat. Gordon:“ THE CAT IS FUCKING RAW“

Oni: Can only cook ramen

Deathslinger: Only allowed to cut the vegetables. Tried to make scrambled eggs and burnt it so bad that it stained the pan.

pyramid head: uhm

blight: oragn juuc

twins: somehow she (i doubt victor is a big help while cooking) makes eatable food out of nothing

trickster: Tried to cook once, failed. Now he calls yun-jin or some restaurant for food.

nemesis: ?

pinhead: does a demonic hedgehog need food?

artist: her food looks like those in 5star restaurants and it’s delicious too. It takes her a long time to make a meal but it’s always an artwork. But she rarely does it, mostly she lives on spaghetti and cereal

Sadako: I don’t trust her.

Gordon Ramsey’s conclusion:“LEARN TO FUCKING COOK YOU IDIOT SANDWICH“
personally I am not that bad at cooking I can’t bake though

Chapter 9: children, yay or nay?

Summary:

I assume their behavior like they are in game right now.

Notes:

thanks for the request DerpyAvocado :))

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Dwight: is chill with them. Sometimes children bully him. YOU NEED TO FIGHT BACK BOI

Jake: No real opinion

Claudette: shows children who are interested, her work and plants

Meg: makes them trip on the playground and thinks it’s funny.

Nea: Doesn’t like them. Except one.

Laurie: is pretty good with kids and they love her too.

Ace: scams little kids‘ money and sweets. Not cool bro.

Feng: Teches kids swearwords and wrong stuff, like the earth is flat or santa eats bad children.

David: Punches teenagers who try to bully younger

kate: sings songs on the playground, some cOoL children try to bully her and the real cool kids protect her

Jeff: Kids come to his shop and he shows them how to play on the guitar. Sometimes the kiddos bring sweets for him.

cheryl: tries to be nice but doesn’t like em

Adam: he’s a teacher so uh. He’s pretty strict to the younger but to the older he is more chill

yui: likes them. Tells them cool stories and teaches them tricks. Children love her. No one dares to disrespect her.

Jane: Loves kiddos

Zarina: Is neutral. If some kid screams she’ll roll her eyes.

Felix: likes children. But panics if some kid talks to him.

Ashley: bullies them, they bully him back

Bill: plays the grumpy and tough grandpa. Children still like him.

Quentin: has a sweet spot for them

Elodie: is either super sweet or an asshole

Steve: I watched only season one of stranger things. He seems okay with kids.

Nancy: Typical teeanage girl ig.

yun-jin: Makes em cry accidentally.

tapp: neutral

jill: she likes children, but she’s not good with them

leon: only likes the babies

mikaela: is good with them and everybody thinks she likes them but she doesn’t

Jonah: He dislikes the younger ones but is pretty cool with older kids (about 10-17)

Yoichi: He will talk hours about marine biology without noticing how bored the children are. He just wants to educate them.

 

trapper: treats them like any other person

wraith: likes them but kiddos are scared of him

hillbilly: wouldn’t kill them

nurse: There is mental illness innit. Doesn’t really like them.

Micheal: no

Hag: wants to befriend them but kiddos don’t like her.

Doctor: would show them his research and traumatize them. He wouldn’t do his research on them though because their brains aren’t fully developed yet.

Huntress: Boys no. Girls yes.

Bubba: doesn’t mind them

Freddy: NO! Stay away from children you burnt motherfonker.

Pig: Doesn’t really like them

clown: he would play nice to make children like him.

Spirit: would protecc

Frank: actually likes children, he takes them to the Gang and play games together

Julie: tries to be not too impolite

Joey: tries to sell them drugs

susie: LOVES children, she loves to teach and show them stuff and play games with them

Plague: Is nice and polite to them. Tries to cleanse and make them join her religion though.

Ghostface: shows them pictures of his murders. Wonders why kiddos start crying

Demogorgon: either nom nom or pat pat

oni: protecc but doesn’t want to play.

deathslinger: feels super proud while showing his inventions to kids. Gets angry if they touch something they shouldn’t.

pyramid head: tries to torture them. Everyone tries to stop him

blight: *weird hissing* doesn’t recognize anything because he’s high on orang juus

Twins: Charlotte likes kiddos but victor is the best. Victor wants to play with kiddos but the run away in fear ;-;

Trickster: hates them and doesn’t hide it

Nemesis: hooman is hooman must kill

Pinhead: Human is Human, if it opens box must come

Artist: enjoys creating art with them. Gets pissed when they destroy her utensils tho.

Sadako: She has no opinion. Children are scared of her and that makes her kind of sad.

 

I think some children are chill and cute but I still dislike them.
Some Ideas I have you can choose (of course you can add your own) because I can’t decide:

Do they have their eyes on somebody? (request)
their genshin vision and weapon
the survivor/killer they hate the most to go against.
me rating dbd ships.
Tierlist of my favorite killer and survivor
their biggest fear
survivors as killers
killers as survivors
random convos I have imagined.
random stuff going on in the realm
songs that fit their vibe

Also Im writing an AU with dbd survivors (yun-jin is the last survivor) x danganronpa fanfic where monokuma and the entity make a killinggame together. If you want to see it just tell me. Also it’s not finished yet.

Chapter 10: Fan Chapter idea

Summary:

Uhm so I had this idea lol

Notes:

I kinda died but now I am bacc, with not a headcanon (awww ;-;) but with a fanmade dead by dayligh and detroit: become human crossover chapter :D
If you enjoy this I will add more chapter ideas in the future.

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Fan chapter

Become Human

 

New Killer

 

Name: RK800, Connor

Alias: The Android

description: a killer who is able to track survivors efficiently

Weapon: Cyberlife Biocomponent #9782f (right arm)

Movement speed: 110%/4.4 m/s

Terror radius: 24m

Height: average

 Power:

Last Mission

You can take samples from blood pools granting the killer instinct on the survivor who left the blood and the exposed status effect on every other survivor until the targeted survivor changes their health status or two non-targeted people are put into the dying state.

Half minute cooldown if the targeted survivor is put into dying state otherwise one and a half minute. Can’t be activated while “Reconstruction” is active.

“My mission is to neutralize the leader of the deviants, and I always accomplish my mission.”

 

Secondary Power:

Reconstruction

Shows blue scratch marks of walking survivors for 15 seconds in a 24m radius

30 seconds cooldown. Can’t be activated while “Last Mission” is active.

“I think I know what happened here.”

 

Lore:

Built as an advanced prototype, he is designed to assist human law enforcement; specifically in investigating cases involving deviant androids.

Sent to the Detroit city Police Department, Connor has been assigned to work with Lt. Hank Anderson. They both were assigned to hunt deviant androids. After completing his last mission, stopping Markus’ Android revolution, successfully he returned back to cyberlife only to be replaced by the RK900 which is faster, stronger, more resilient, and equipped with new features and the latest technologies. But before Connor could be taken apart, he was taken by the Entity.
Now it is his Mission to eliminate every single survivor merciless.

 

New Perks:

Vocal Imitation

Every time you hook the obsession you gain one token up to 1/2/3. One token will be used when you injure the obsession. Your terror radius will change to the cry of the obsession until the obsession is healed.

“Everything is alright. Don’t worry.”

 

Hex: Inefficiency

Inefficiency has to be punished.
Every time survivors’ do something outside their primary goals (dull totems, going into a locker, doing nothing for 30 seconds, sabotaging hooks, throwing a pallet or vaulting a window while not in a chase, leaving a generator outside your terror radius, searching inside a chest while bringing an item) gives you a sound notification.

Has a 12/10/8 second cooldown

"Model 874 004 961, serious malfunctions have been detected in your software, including Class 4 errors. You've been deemed defective and will be sent back to CyberLife for deactivation."

 

Heavy footsteps

Scratch marks start to fade 1/2/3 seconds later

“It’s here, Lieutenant!”

 

 

Survivors

 

Kara; AX400

description: a survivor who protects and cares for those who want to be free.

Lore:

Kara’s mission was to bring Alice across the Canadian-American border to finally live a happy life. But after Connor stopped the revolution, Kara and Alice were brought to Recall center 5 where they would be taken apart. However, she was taken by the entity before she was destroyed.

 

New Perks

Maternal Love

You will protect the innocent.
You are granted one protection hit for the killer’s obsession and 100%/110%/120% healing speed while healing the obsession or the obsession is healing you.
Decreases drastically the chance to be the killer’s obsession. Deactivates if you are the killer’s obsession.

“I care for her, I fear for her, I can't be happy if she's not...”

 

Us Against The World

For every unfinished generator every survivor gets 2%/3%/4% working speed

“It's us against the world, Alice. Just the two of us. We have to learn to trust each other.”

 

We’re Free!

After opening the exit gate, you heal one status and get a movement speed of 10% for 20/25/30 seconds

“It‘s over, Alice... We’re free.“

 

 

Markus; RK200

description: A strong leader who gives hope and strength to others

Lore:

Markus goal was to bring equality for humans and machine. He wanted that people started to see Androids as a new intelligent species and demanded the same rights for everyone. But in the revolution, he lost the fight against Connor. Even defeated he didn’t want to give up so, he was taken by the Entity. The fight isn’t over yet.

 

New Perks:

With us

Every time you get hit you get injured all auras of the survivors are revealed to each other.
Has a cooldown of 40/35/30 seconds.

“You said you’re with a little girl, right?”

 

Boon: Hope of the people

Your presence gives people the strength to fight.
The second hook stage is 3%/6%/9% longer.

North: “You’re the hope of our people. I trust you. We all trust you.”

 

Only answer

Sometimes violence must be answered with violence.
You can stun the killer. Causing the Exhaustion effect for 60/50/40 seconds.
Only answer cannot be used while exhausted.

“Violence is just in their genes.”

Chapter 11: „I love you“ but they don’t lol, their reaction

Summary:

you little simp *bonk*

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Dwight: „huh??? A- Are you serious?“ „yeah“ „no one told me that in a long time, but I don’t feel the same. sorry…“ *almost starts crying*

Claudette: „uhm… thank you, but I need to think about it“ •~• brings a handwritten apology letter later.

Jake: „okay cool.“ *smiles and walks away*

Meg: „u sure?“ „i guess“ „then you should rethink because I don’t feel the same.“

Nea: *starts laughing* „that’s not a joke Nea…“ „wait what? oh… I‘ m sorry to say that but…“

Laurie: „Sorry, sweetheart but our feelings aren’t the same. Thank you for telling though.“ *smiles*

David: „Ay dude, that’s neat n stuff *smiles awkwardly* but I don’t love you.“ „oh…“ „We can go to the bar instead, if you want to.“ :)

Ace: „I don’t.“ *hands you 20$* „buy yourself some ice cream to cry with.“

Feng: „remember the time I liked you?“ „well we‘re friends…“ *Feng rolls eyes* „ugh fine. no.“ „gud, cuz never happened. AhA *makes heart with her hands* OhO *breaks it apart*“ „did you really just turn me down with a vine reference?“ „ye“

Kate: „I‘m so sorry luv… but I don’t feel the same.“ *offers u a hug*

cheryl: „damn.“ „that’s not really a satisfying answer…“ „I don’t. Satisfied?“ „pain.“

Jeff: „You‘re pretty cool n all but I don’t think I feel the same… Sorry, but i’m sure you‘ll find the right person one day“ :) *brings you a drawing next day*

Adam: *sighs* „the feeling is not mutual, sorry.“

Yui: „are you serious?“ „yeah.“ „oh damn… I think you know what I‘m going to tell you.“ *sad nod*

Jane: „Thank you for having the courage to tell me.“ *hugs you* „sadly I don’t feel the same.“

Zarina: „I don’t think I am the right person for you.“

Felix: „w- what? I have a wife you know?“

Ashley: „You have feelings for me???“

Bill: „I am too old for love kiddo.“

Quentin: „why would you love me?“ *some sentimental bla blah blah from you* „I still don’t understand.“

Elodie: „uhm, thanks? but no.“

Steve: „Sorry but I don’t feel the same.“

Nancy: „Thank you for sharing but I don’t love you.“

Yun-Jin: „You expect me to love you too?“ „well maybe…“ „you don’t have a chance.“ *ouch*

Tapp: „you’ll find someone perfect for you one day.“

Jill: *laughs awkwardly* „thank you, but I don’t.“

Leon: „oh no…“

Mikaela: „you whAt?“

Jonah: „Oh dear god please help…“ „No need to be so dramatic.“

Yoichi: „I cant tell if this should be a joke… either way… I don’t feel the same.. sorry“

 

Trapper: *laugs* „this is not a joke.“ „oh fuck-„

Hillbilly: *weird and non approving grunts*

Wraith: *stares at you slowly shakes his head*

Nurse: *hands you pills* „Are those Painkillers???“ „yeah for ur broken heart.“ *leaves*

micheal: *stabs you*

huntress: „Анна не хочет тебя (Anna doesn’t want you).“

Hag: „I don’t feel the same.“ *proceeds to hex you*

Doctor: „Imagine ME loving YOU!“ (*you start crying* „YESSSS CRY FOR MEEE“ *starts laughing maniacally*)

Bubba: „Love???“ *you try to explain it to him* „I don’t want that.“

Freddy: „Like couple love or fucking?“ „uhm (you decide)“ „lol not with you loser.“

Pig: „fuck off.“

clown: *laughes* „it’s not a joke“ *laughs even louder* „pls-„ *snorts and laughs at the same time* „omg this is serious!“ *proceeds to laugh with weird sounds*

Spirit: „Sorry, but I don’t have the same feelings. I‘m sure you can live with that.“

Frank: „Who doesn’t love me.“

Julie: „okay, but I don’t.“

Joey: *high on drugs**weird sounds* julie from another room:“ the only thing he loves is drugs! You don’t stand a chance against that.“

Susie: *shows you pictures of Julie, David and other crushes* „look I love all of them but you’re not one.“

Plague: (in babylonian) „I am not allowed to love.“ (how the fuck did you understand that???)

Ghostface: *yeets his knife on the ground* „okay so how do you feel about me?“ „YEET“ „That’s not an emotion.“

Demo: *cute puppy voice* „I love you demo! You are the best, cutest, fluffiest (what) demodoggo.“ *happy demo noises*

Oni: screams „LOOK FOR SOMEONE ELSE!!!“

Deathslinger: *throws empty whisky bottle at you* „WHAT THE FUCK? WHY DID YOU DO THAT??? THAT SHIT HURTS ARGGHGGHJGFHGJN“ „that’s how much I‘ve missed you.“ „you didn’t miss.“ … „oh now I understand.“

pyramidhead: *breathes* „oh okay…“ *breathes again* „I understand…“

Blight: *growls then runs away* „did- did he understand me?“

Twins: *demonic screeching from victor* „shut the fuck up.“ „okay so…“ „to both of you.“

Trickster: „I feel the same.“ „OMG YESS JHASIJDBAKSJXBKJ (I don’t know how people react when their crush loves them too, so key smash it is)“ „We have the same feeling about loving me.“

Nemesis: (pls no)

Pinhead: „I shall bring Pain to you… I don’t love you.“

Artist: „Did I hear that right?“ „uhm ig.“ „I politely decline.“

Sadako: *stares* *teleports away* „well I guess that’s a rejection“ *jumpscares you at night*

Notes:

Okay I tried my best to stay serious but I couldn’t. (Pain)
Anyways maybe I’ll write where they love you too :))
Have a nice day

Chapter 12: how do they cheer someone up who’s down?

Summary:

Uh I don’t know how to cheer up others well, because it’s kinda a very personal thing ig, but i’ll try my best with guessing ^^

Notes:

Ignore my mistakes i’m writing this at 2am

btw i’m gonna update the other chapter for the artist and john (i think that’s his name i dunno) soon

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Dwight: offers you snacks

Claudette: she builds a pillow fort (she tries at least) and then you watch some movies (you can choose if you want to)

Jake: tries to convince you to craft silly puppets out of sticks and leaves or draw or just create something

Meg: just sits next to you, for quiet time.

Laurie: Asks if you want any help

Feng: „two shots of vodka“ (makes a lot of vine or meme references to make you laugh)

Kate: sings, eventually you join her (your decision) KARAOKE BABEYYYY

Cheryl: tells you unrealistic worst cases that are kinda funny

Jeff: just draws/paints, like live bob ross but jesus WE ALL MAKE LITTLE HAPLY ACCIDENTS

Adam: HUH ADAM??? He gonna offer you ways to fix yo problem and then recommend you some books. WHAT A NERD LMAOOO

Meg: just t poses you

Yui: takes you on a motorcycle ride. Woaaah so fast :0

Jane: Does a therapy session with you

Zarina: You watch some true crime documentary, so you realize it could be worse

Felix: brings you some SAUERKRAUT AND BRATWURST. (edit: pls ignore that I was high on tiredness, he would bring you ice cream and plushies and just chill in bed,)

Ash: tells you about his supernatural encounter

Bill: sigh and offers you grandpa candy

Quentin: energy and nerdy videogames

Elodie: smash some plates (yo where you write down stuff that bothers you, then proceed to throw it on the ground)

Nea: forces you to go outside with her and do adventure time (damn I love that tv show)

Steve: makes you your favorite ice cream

nancy: spa

ace: he buys u something cool, like a hoodie or snack i dunno

yun-jin: is very strict but not assholey strickt more like get your shit together you weaky peaky poodle noodle

Tapp: you drink bean water and eat baked cookie dough

Jill: you bake/ cook something together

Leon: He shows you cute animal videos (dude get out of 2016)

Mikaela: makes some fancy ritual with crystals, salt, incense that witchy stuff yk

Jonah: tries to explain math but you start to feel even more drained of hope and you die. F. (edit ignore that too pls: he would tell/read you funny stories)

Yoichi: He would tell you a massive amount of how fascinating the world is. He would get really happy which makes you happy too.

 

trapper: shows you his brick collection or tells you stories about his scars

wraith: he just stares at you, you feel so uncomfortable that you instantly forget about all your problems (Edit: you should probably ignore that too, but it’s too fitting for him and I don’t have any other ideas)

hillbilly: draws a picture for you or something else handmade

nurse: gives you the happy pills

micheal: stabs you <3

Hag: shows you her hexes and makes a hex on that thing that makes u feel bad.

Doctor: suggests solutions in a passive aggressive manner, even offers you shock therapy

Huntress: cuddles you and sings her lullaby so you fall asleep

Bubba: offers you sTeAk mmmmmm

Pig: she gives you snoot boops (UNO REVERSE HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAM)

Clown: Brings alc so both of you can get drunk

Freddy: [REDACTED] (didn’t get that one from the comments at all, noooo…)

Spirit: Spa 2.0

Frank: Says he kills whoever made you sad

Julie: „stop being such a crybaby“ *hugs you*

Joey: offers you a joint

Susie: brings you looooots of sweets and nail polish to paint your nails

Plague: prays to the gods to make you feel happier

demogorgon: you can pet it :D THATS THE BEST. THING. EVER!!!

Ghostface: shows him his photoalbum of his murders

Oni: carries you around on his large shoulders (haha u a backpack now XD)

Deathslinger: Makes this music box (yk where you rotate that thing and it plays some melody? How is that called?)

Pyramidhead: shows you a cage from the inside

blight: drögs

twins: charlotte is so done with everyone’s bs so she just says:“ better times will come.“

trickster: shows you a selfie album while listening to his music

nemesis: shows you tentacle porn (irl no-)

pinhead: pain=pleasure, pleasure=happiness

artist: shows you cool tricks with her crows, maybe you can pet them. Or a drawing session.

Sadako: She is your problem now

Chapter 13: random stuff about dbd characters

Summary:

I kinda died lol, we‘re just not gonna talk about it.
but let’s gooo

Notes:

Random dbd stuff I decided is canon because I am behavior:)

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dwight: Everytime he breaks or his glasses become unusable for some reason, the Entity gifts him a pair of new ones. Also he is a god in Mario cart.

jake: always monologues in his mind like he is in a survival show, well he basically is.

claudette: has a collection of plants from every map and gives them names too.

meg: steals the masks of the killers to collect them and wears them on halloween

nea: keeps a diary about herself. Also she makes notes on the behavior of others.

laurie: has a notebook of every single survivor and killer. With every little information. Ranging from name to shoe size and sleeping position.

Ace: Has a problem with being too flirty. Probably he would even flirt with a tree in the red forest.

Bill: is the dad of the gang and tells cool grandpa stories at the camp fire

feng: Quotes too many memes and vines. Some even play a drinking game „Drink every time Feng quotes something memey.“ They all passed out after 30min

David: He tried to teach Dwight how to punch properly but he gave up. (but dwight would beat him in mario cart)

Quentin: The entity has to make him sleep other wise he would be awake. Always. Also he definitely would be a minecraft kiddo.

Detective Tapp: He is disappointed that the entity rarely provides coffee so he makes hot tree bark soup.

Kate: actually enjoys german „schlager“ (please don’t look it up it’s for your own good, but if you do, her favorite would probably be Helene Fischer)

Adam: Is annoyed by Feng because everytime she sees him she says:“ huh?! Adam??!“ Also he made a reading club in the Enteties realm. He’s probably the only one (who has never met the unnatural) who is pretty much unbothered being killed over and over again.

Jeff: Therapist man. He does this art therapy thingy.

Jane: Enjoys to interview people even though she’s not in a show anymore. Hug momma for everyone.

Ash: The guy even the killers fear. Average tomato soup enjoyer (idk I just feel that he enjoys tomato soup)

Nancy: Drama queen of the gang.

Steve: Is fascinated by minecraft. Says it’s shit but actually enjoys it. Builds everywhere peepees for the jokes.

Yui: she build a motorcycle out of scrap and raided trials with it. Some killers may or may not have been injured. Entity was not pleased.

Zarina: Doesn’t use flashlights properly. She uses them to throw at killers. With Yuis help she made a gas bomb out of her perfume flask to disrupt the trial. Killer passed out and was traumatized (it was probably michael or wraith)

Cheryl: writes fake love letters to fellow survivors and killers with fake signature to create chaos.

Felix: The Entity had to gift him his plushie from his world, so he could sleep.

Elodie: Made a baguette sword to fight the killer. Didn’t work because she ate it before the killer could find her.

Yun-Jin: Trickster fears no one except her. Was forced to say uwu and other cutesy words, she didn’t enjoy it.

Jill: Thought demogorgon was a pokemon. Tried to pet it. Died.

Leon: Convinced Dwight, Jake, Feng, Claudette and Mikaela that he is the president of the United States in his world.

Mikaela: She has a Tiktok account (probably her name would be something like Witchaela or Magic_boon) smuggled her phone inside the Entities realm. Made some vids until the Entity destroyed it.

Jonah: He dislikes Adam. Doesn’t know who deez and ligma are. Falls for that everytime and still doesn’t understand it. Yoichi: Feng and nea taught him memes and vines. Sometimes he makes unexpected your mom or deez nuts jokes.

 

Trapper: has stones with drawn faces to talk to them.

Wraith: he’s mute and likes to make candles.

Hillbilly: Eats everything that looks tasty. Cries when he gets stomach ache because he ate something he shouldn’t (mood)

Nurse: Tried to cure homosexuality multiple times. Failed. Now she’s one of them. Tried to cure plagues plague too. Failed.

Micheal: Is not allowed to be alone. Otherwise he disappears into no where and causes trouble. There is a plan when and who has to babysit him.

Hag: Has a flesh tierlist in which she ranks everyone’s flesh. mmmm. Uses Taro cards to play Yu Ghi Oh.

Doctor: Loves pokemon. Played every single game with electro pokemon only. (His favorite are Ampharos and Zapdos)

Huntress: She tries her best to learn English, Math, common sense and chess. Her teachers being Doctor, Nurse and Adam

Bubba: He always tries to eat the pig. Also he’s sad that the entity doesn’t allow him to collect more faces than the original fours

Freddy: He likes to crochet but he always fucks it up because he doesn’t take off his claws. Idiot.

pig: Has a full maze made out of traps and riddles so no one can get to her. Bubba still manages it and tries to snack on her. Had Genocide run without knowing it exists in Undertale.

Clown: Tried to make lovepotions multiple times. Failed. He makes red/brown face makeup out of blood.

Spirit: goes to the survivors camp to get bandages to switch them with her old ones. Survivors know that and always prepare some for her so she doesn’t have to come close to them, she’s a bit shy.

Frank: eats dirt.

Joey: In the real world Frank and Julie took him with them and later left him at a murder to make him look like the killer. But they left him with a gun even though the dead person was stabbed. They had to get him back. Now he’s their little stoner boi.

Julie: Is the sanest in the group and has to babysit all of them. Made a plushie for Susie because Frank made her cry.

Susie: Emotional kiddo. Tried to dye David’s, Dwight’s and Julie’s hair pink. Didn’t succeed. But she did dye Fengs hair blue and Neas hair pink.

Plague: Is scared of fire (many of her people were cremated)

Ghost face: lies down next to people who sleep to scare them in the morning. Sometimes he even acts like they had some bed dancing time.

Demogorgon: Enjoys to play fetch. Sometimes a survivor looks too similar to a stick so it brings them back.

Oni: very protective of the Spirit. Everytime a male talks to her oni will chop him in dices.

Deathslinger: Has a bar inside the Dead Dawg Saloon. Survivors and Killers come over to hang out there. He makes drinks, for blood points. Usually he ends up drunk too and he only gets the half of the BP he should have gotten.

Pyramid head: Uses casually his fat ass knife as normal silverware. Once he put on some butter on a slice of bread and almost killed lisa.

Blight: everyone tries to get him sober so he can do something smart. But somehow he always manages to get drugs again. Wait… JOEY! !

Twins: No one believed their ears when she made a deez nuts joke (Feng taught it to her). Everytime something bothers her she‘ll release Victor. Everyone tried to pet him but he bites. Now every killer has scars from Victor.

Trickster: Made a song for each survivor (except yun-jin, she made a song with his screams) with their screams (what an honor). Tried to make one with the killers too. Only managed to get Wraith(???), Bubba and Frank.

Nemesis: Uses his tentacle instead his hand, which makes people really uncomfortable. He tried to eat his Zombies, never again.

Pinhead: Is happy that he can talk in trials again. Has a rivalry with pyramid head because both are somewhat demi gods. Is not forced to stay in the entities realm since he has a realm himself. He just sometimes borrows survivors.

Artist: Made beautiful portraits for everyone with their own blood.

Sadako: Everyone is scared of TV now. She tries not to scare them but does it by accident. Spirit teaches her stuff.

 

Finish :)

Hopefully I will upload more frequently again.

Chapter 14: the gangs favorite school subject

Summary:

So I have no idea what school subjects exist, so I‘m going to take those which we have at my schools. Sorry I was gone for a while, again. It’s pretty hard for me to do things consistently. Also I got super addicted to Bayonetta.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: Well Dwight is kind of the average guy so I’ll go with english and sports/pe whatever you call it.

Meg: simple. P.E. (I have no idea how to write that subject)

Jake: Probably handicraft.

Claudette: Biology. She definitely enjoys those biology fieldtrips where you go in the forest and research what plants and insects you find.

Nea: Since she’s a rebel I think she didn’t go to school a lot. But still I think she enjoyed art, maybe she went to the classes of that one super nice teacher who likes everyone no matter what.

Laurie: She was definitely the teachers pet and just enjoyed going to school and meet up her friends.

Ace: Probably like social studies and economy (stonks)

Bill: didn’t like to go to school but went there anyways.

feng: she liked recess/breaks the most because she was allowed to play videogames. (she plays in class too) IT was okay because she already knew most of it.

David: In his lore is stated that he is a pretty smart guy. Didn’t care about school but he still got good grades.

Quentin: I haven’t watched the Nighmare on Elmstreet movies yet, so I have no idea. But I’ll go with History.

Detective Tapp: No clue. Cooking maybe.

Kate: Pretty easy too, music and english

Adam: physics and Biology (since some bones are shown in his Autodidact perk)

Jeff: Art (He didn’t enjoy music because it’s boring at school)

Jane: She thinks school was meh, but she loved the school newspaper/radio.

Ash: Didn’t care about school. Maybe he enjoyed handicrafts.

Nancy: schoolnewspaper

Steve: sports and recess

Yui: p.e.

Zarina: History and Schoolnewspaper

Cheryl: Doesn’t care about school. I feel like she would be a theater kid.

Felix: Art (only the architecture part though) and Physics

Elodie: French and History

Yun-Jin: Psychology and social studies

Jill: P.E. and English

Leon: Psychology and P.E.

Mikaela: Arts and probably worked at the school library

Jonah: Maths obviously

Yoichi: Biology.

 

Trapper: Handicrafts

Wraith: Didn’t go to school but would enjoy ethic (yes it’s a school subject in my country…) and english.

Hillbilly: P.E. he would enjoy playing the games the most.

Nurse: Biology and psychology

Micheal: Didn’t go to school. learned everything from youtube videos.

Hag: History and was part of the schoollibrary

Doctor: Biology and Psychology, but he had straight A‘s in every subject

Huntress: English and P.E. Everyone is scared of her when they play dodgeball

Bubba: cooking

Freddy: didn’t like school

Pig: Liked only that one teacher and had good grades at that subject. Probably Chemistry or maths.

Clown: Chemistry. Probably asked the teacher everytime when they were experimenting, if that stuff was eatable. (it’s only once eatable)

Spirit: Cooking and english. She always brought sweets for everyone on her birthday.

Frank: School what is that?

Julie: Dropped out, but she enjoyed p.e.

Susie: Art. She always makes little doodles everywhere.

Joey: only went to school to sell drugs. Somehow he had average grades.

Plague: Latin and religion (she’s fascinated by the new existing religions)

Ghostface: Made the photos for the school newspaper

Demogorgon: School pet :D

Oni: He was a good student. He didn’t care if he likes that subject or not, he just wants good grades.

Deathslinger: Handicrafts. Build something he shouldn’t once, wasn’t allowed to participate after that. (teacher was like:“ Wow that’s great and all but… that’s dangerous.“)

Pyramid head: Is probably the school’s janitor.

Blight: Biology and Chemistry.

Twins: Were kicked out because Victor creeped everyone out.

Trickster: He was super popular the teachers and the students loved him. He always participated in school concerts.

Nemesis: It’s the schools urban legend which lives in the secret catacombs.

Pinhead: The secretary everyone’s scared of.

Artist: Art

Sadako: That one girl no one is sure wether she is a ghost or an actual student because she never talks and looks depressed 24/7

Notes:

Sup.

Personally I hate school. It’s boring af and the only reasons I go there are my friends, chemistry and biology.

I will post the next chapter on Valentine’s day with the characters answer to I love you. But plottwist… they love you too this time :)

Chapter 15: Love is in the air

Summary:

Since it is Valentines Day I wrote their answers to "I love u" and they love you too :)
I'm bad with romance and lovey stuff so uh this is going to be bad
enjoy

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: *super quiet whispering* "what did you say?" I love you too "Well that's great!" ^^
Meg: Great! I thought I would have to make the first step. Wanna go grab a coffe?
Claudette: W-what? You must be joking? "No..." well... I love you too :)
Jake: *grabs your hand* "Is that a yes?" *nods* "Nice, lets go into the forest and build a treehouse together." *Happy Jake noises*
Nea: *laughs* "I'm serious, Nea..." *awkward silence* same tho, let's go shoplifting couple stuff :D
Laurie: Awww me too :))
Ace: That's great! I'll be your sugar daddy without payment. "That is a weird wording but yes."
Bill: why not try love again. Wanna go to a cafe or something?
Feng: COUNTRY BOOOOoooOIiii I loooOOOOveee YOooooU!!!! "I'm not a country boy???" It's for the I love you. "Oh" Wanna go smash? "Like the game or smash smash?" You decide ;)
David: Oi that's a great coincidence! cuz I love you too!
Quentin: You are like Freddy... "Ouch." You are always in my dreams. In a good way of course. "You got me in the first half ngl."
Detective Tapp: Alright then let's investigate the mystery that our love is ;)
Kate: Wait a sec... That's for you luv :) *starts singing a love song about you*
Adam: I love you too, but we still have to concentrate on other important suff in life. Remember that.
Jeff: I'll draw you like one these French girls ;) if you want to of course.
Jane: Breaking news! Famous celebrety Jane Romero is in a new relationship! "I dont want to be on the news, please!" I'm just kidding, sweetheart :)
Ash: (He is too much of a lone wolf to have somewhat close to a romantic relationship) I love you too! *breaks up with you one week later*
Nancy: Hey what a coincidence! I love you too!
Steve: Well who doesn't love me! But I have to add, who doesn't love you?
Yui: Well, lucky you I have to say the same to you!
Cheryl: I don't "w-what :(" Fine, you got me. I guess I love you too.
Zarina: Hm... we could make a documentary... Kiddng! It's just me telling I love you back to you.
Elodie: Naww, that's so cute of you, chéri/chérie. I love you too! *hugs*
Felix: I have a wife... but she's still on earth. It's not that wrong to love somebody else. I hope.
Yun-Jin: You should feel honored that we share the same feelings, little one. "Yes mommy-" Don't call me like that.
Jill: Back at you!
Leon: I'm goona flashbang you inside my room *sexy lipbite* "No-" (sorry I dont know what to write for him)
Mikaela: Wait really? Cause I love you too! *Mikaela inside her head: The spell worked heheheheh*
Jonah: My love for you is too coplex to be described with numbers. "Isn't every emotion like that?" It should be romantic.

Yoichi: Wow I didn’t expect that… „is that a no?“ the opposite.

 

Trapper: Well now we are trapped here together <3
Wraith: grrrr <3 *carries you around piggyback*
Hillbilly: *hugs you tightly*
Nurse: Maybe I took too many of those pills... "Which ones?" Those love pills, because I am addicted to you (holy shit was that cheesy)
Micheal: stabs you lovely (I don't think he can love because he is litterally the evil within)
Hag: (tbh I have no ideas for her, sorry :/)
Doctor: What a SHOCKING statement! "Oh no not the elictricity puns again..." You make my heart overcharge ;) "So I guess you love me back?"
Huntress: Анна тоже тебя любит! (Anna loves you too!) *carries you bride style and makes you food*
Bubba: runs aways and picks you flowers
Freddy: I am the man of your dreams!
Pig: You are definetly better than drugs.
Clown: WHUAAHAHAHA! DRINKING BUDDIES FOR EVER!
Spirit: That's so cute of you. I love you too!
Frank: Well many have told me that before! But you are the one I'm going to say it back to. I love you!
Joey: *hands you a joint with weed and rose petals* so we can get high on something else than love.
Julie: *gives you a bracelet* It's for us
Susie: AAAAAAAAAA I HAVE WAITED FOR THISSSSSS! SO LONG AHAAAAA! I LOOOOVEEE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU hihihi *giggle attack*
Plague: You are my god/goddess.
Ghostface: I know *shows you album full with photos of you* but I love you too.
Demogorgon: *demonic screech*
Deathslinger: Well our hearts were bond by the chains of love.
Oni: (he wouldn't say it. Just show it in various ways)
Pyramidhead: *with his knife* .. ._.. ___ ..._ . .._ (morse code: I love u; I hope it's right)
Blight: *brings you the blighted flowers*
twins: *covers Victor's eyes and ears* I can only say the same thing but I hope you don't mind Victor.
Trickster: Of course you love me! But I think I can love you too.
Nemesis: uhm nope
Pinhead: We will see whose heart will be torn apart first.
Artist: Love can bring pain to others, but still many humans crave it. Even though my reality is painted with darkness and loss, my heart still decided to fall for you.

Sadako: Flowers appear for you out of no where sometimes

Notes:

It was pretty hard to write that chapter because I hated myself for writing such cheesy stuff and I can't imagine a lot of these characters to love (especially the killers) since they are either too corrupted by the entity or they are just crazy (not that crazy people cannot love but I hope you get my point. It just doesn't make a lot of sense.) Anyways I'll be posting (hopefully) chapters more frequently from now on and I have lots of ideas ^^

Chapter 16: Powerpoint night :D

Summary:

What do the present? :0
While writing this I thought that killers and survivors were having a friendly powerpoint night together :)

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dwight: Top 10 stories how I got fired

Meg: Sports that should be banned from earth (chess is one of them)

Claudette: Everybody at the campfire as plants

Jake: Killer‘s weapons rated by their ability to shave my beard WITH PHOTOS!!!

Nea: Things that are inedible but I want to eat.

Laurie: Can they survive in a horror movie by a horror movie survivor

Ace: How much money you would have to pay me, to make me do ____

Bill: My zombie apocalypse team

Feng: every non straight aspect of everyone

David: ME VS ___ WHO WINS???

Quentin: What abilities I would have as a killer

Detective Tapp: Rating places I almost died in before the realm.

Kate: Everyone as songs

Adam: Things I learned in this realm

Jeff: 13 reasons why I do not belong in this realm

Jane: TV-Shows the survivors/killers should be part of

Ash: Who would die first in an apocalypse (spoiler it’s not me!)

Nancy: Are we (mostly the killers) redeemable?

Steve: Things from the future my friends tried to explain to me but I don’t understand.

Yui: Lucky charms I would give you

Zarina: In what kind of documentary would we appear?

Cheryl: What kind of nightmares I would get if I saw …

Felix: How to construct a house from the perspective of an architect

Elodie: 5 reasons why this place is a coma dream of mine

Yun-Jin: How to piss off ___ in less than 10 seconds

Jill: Rating everyone in a maiddress

Leon: Proof that I am the president of the United States

Mikaela: Predicting the future of my friends and the killers

Jonah: A powerpoint of all the powerpoint presentations I could have made

Yoichi: Things I want to understand but I can’t :(

 

Trapper: Rating the survivors by their hookability

Wraith: my favorite books to look at (Sally wrote this)

Hillbilly: rating everyone based on how long I could live with them

Nurse: diagnosing everyone with mental illness because we are sick

Shape: Top 10 kills Ive done

Hag: How do YOU taste

Doctor: rating everyone’s screams as they die by my hands

Huntress: Why Anna would adopt you and why Anna is a great mother

Cannibal: Top 5 faces from people in this room, I would love to collect

Nightmare: My favorite dreams I have seen so far

Pig: How hungergames would go if we were the players

clown: A detailed guide on how to steal a circus and why you should do it too

Spirit: 5 things in this realm that cannot be explained (why didn’t the entity patch me up?)

Frank: Things I did before they were cool

Julie: What job they would play in a blackmarket

Joey: Why megalovania should be the Legions theme song

Susie: Do I have a crush on you and why

Plague: why each one of you would have died in Babylon

Ghostface: everyone as vines

Demogorgon: Whose pats I enjoy the most

Oni: my opinion on everyone

Deathslinger: Things I want to do but the spider bitch doesn’t let me :(

Pyramid head: Why I want to go back to Silent Hill

Blight: How to destroy the Entity

Twins: What I would feed you if I had to

Trickster: How much you would have to pay me to go on a date

Nemesis: 13 reasons why I kill S.T.A.R.S

Pinhead: Why my realm is better than this one

Artist: How to draw a portrait. A step by step instruction. (you have to do it while I show you how.)

Sadako: roomtour of the well I lived 40 years in

Notes:

Not too long ago some Friends and I did a powerpoint night too. It was a lot of fun 12/12 hooks would recommend it.
Here our topics
Volleyball.
Characters you shouldn’t and should simp for.
Would I kiss this dbd killer (which switched to „my 3 favorite songs about murder“ after Susie. After that it was a speed run q&a of philosophical questions)
my friends as dbd chapters (friend = survivor and a fitting killer) (I did that one)
and the last one…
oh boy…
a 3 hour long presentation about dark souls ._.

Chapter 17: aaaa

Summary:

random conversations I/others had out of context but with dbd charas

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Adam: Pluto is not a planet, but a dwarfplanet.
Mikaela: Then small humans aren’t human.
Mikaela: They are children.

Elodie: How do French people call a Wii?
Elodie: Oui

Ghostface: Can I have a sip of your water?
Frank: it’s not water…
Ghostface: ohhhhh vodka! I like your style.
Frank: *sobs* it’s water with champagne…
Ghostface: what?
Frank: *crying* ITS WATER WITH CHAMPAGNE!

Julie and Susie baking
Susie: *fills a bowl with corn starch*
Julie: uuuuh, what’s that? Cocaine?
Susie: corn starch
Julie: damn
Susie: want to sniff anyways?
Julie: yes
Susie: No-

survivors watching a dating show
moderator: She’s the mom here.
Ace: Oho, a Milf *smirk* hiiiii

Nea: *sitting at the campfire*
Nurse: *hands her some bubble wrap* here, some therapy for you *leaves*

Jeff: Now you can name the child
Meg: uh…. Jesus?
Jeff: excellent name

*some crow screeching*
David: that’s what your moms bed sounds like when I visit her.

Doctor: my hairstyle is pretty aerodynamic

Jane: Yui is not the father of my child!

Plague: The story isn’t named bread… it’s THE bread

Jonah: which number is 5 greater than 3?
Dwight: of course it’s 17
Jonah: think again
Dwight: it could be 8 too, but it’s 17.
Jonah: we‘ll stick with 8…

Jeff: cant spell Jesus without us.
Feng: cant spell Jesus without sus.
Jeff: What’s a sus?

Charlotte: which day comes after Monday?
Victor: eight!

Doctor: It has been already proven that humans aren’t descendants from apes, well atleast most of us.

Zarina: dermatologically tested and democratically voted

Bill: sit up straight, don't be a shrimp!

Huntress: You know what’s scarier than a communist?
Huntress: A magical communist!

Nurse: always these excuses for your laziness
Joey: laziness is my excuse

Susie: Rin is about relationships a tough nut to crack.
Spirit: I think I’m more of a diamond.
Spirit: SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND!

Jake: being boring is normal.
Jake: wait…
Jake: being normal is boring.

Felix: now I see buildings from a different perspective…

Kate: I’m not depressed! I’m just stupid.

Hag: whether blood tastes so good is a matter of taste.

Claudette to the entity: You don’t have any negative symptoms now that we have a christ cross hanging here?

Trickster: Consumption
Ghostface: creepy

Feng: Did you just say you were hetero? Sounds pretty gay to me.

Adam: I enjoy translating Cesar at a cafe. You don’t?

David to Pizza Dwight: Now to the important questions of life… Can I have a slice?

Deathslinger: Don’t worry this wine isn’t from the killers realm.

Clown: statistically seen Bill has the lowest life expectancy anyways. *forces him to breathe chemicals*

Entity: Carmina has already some experience with getting her arms and legs cut off.

Blight: Biologically seen that is disgusting.

Legion in the bunny cosmetic: We look like fucking Idiots!
Entity: Don’t worry, everything is only for my own amusement.

Pig:You deserve a spot of shame in my huge golden book wich is actually black.

Notes:

Sorry for leaving again. I just kinda forgot(???) I dunno happens a lot to me. k bye.

Chapter 18: Extra Killer Voicelines

Summary:

So I really like the idea of killers having voicelines. Like Pinhead, ocasionally Nemesis and Trickster. So what if other characters had voicelines? So lets go :) All of those wouldnt play all the time and the survivors cant hear the lines while the killers are undetectable. Just here and there for the funsies.

Chapter Text

Trapper
Trapping the last survivor: no escape for you.
grabbing someone from a locker: how pitiful
grabbing someone from the hook: not everyone can be a hero

wraith
none

Hillbilly
i don't think he ever learned a language

Nurse
hitting a survivor who is being healed: let me fix you/ stop crying
killing all 4 survivors: Why?/ Its over./ Everything turns to dust.
Mori: Now I have become Death./ No more life for you.

Huntress (all in russian)
Mori: Go away! (Уходи!)/ Mine! (Моe!)
Undetectable: Fall asleep (засыпаи)
Using the iridecent head addon and one-shotting a survivor: I am power! (Я сило!)
Survivor using any exhaustion perk: Yes, run! (Да, беги!)

Micheal
*heavy breathing*

Doctor
shocking someone with shock therapy while not in a chase: its time for your treatment!
Hitting all survivors with static blast: Yes, scream!/ The experiment has begun.
Downing a survivor in madness tierIII: calm yourself./ working as intendet.
Preventing a survivor from unhooking with shock therapy: not today./ I think I'll have to punish that

Pig
Installing a reverse beartrap: good luck with that./ scared?
someone dying because of the reversed bear trap: one less./ Then they were only 3, 2, 1.
Someone trying to leave with a reversed beartrap: that doesnt work.
All survivors escaping: I have failed you...
Killing all survivors: Have I passed?

Spirit (in Japanese)
Destroying a pallet with spirits fury: You cannot stop me!
Moriing the obsession: DIE!
Killing all survivors: I am sorry...

Legion
Starting a match: We are legion and we are one
Starting a chase with Jeff: Susie: Oh I know you!/ Joey: sorry dude./ Frank: Its over!/ Julie: I will never stop slashing ... even if its you.
Frank using Franks mixtape: Great tunes for a great time.
Joey using Joeys mixtape: Ah my favorite beats.
Susie using Susies mixtape: Yes! That slaps!
Julie usieng Julies mixtape: love it.
Downing the "fifth" survivor with feral frenzy: Frank: Not fast enough./ Julie: There is no running away from the Legion./ Susie: stab! Stab! STAB!/ Joey: Haha Gotcha!

Plague
she kinda talks already?

Ghostface
Stalking: I have prepared well/ I am not here./ You look great./ You are next./ You are the one.
Activating night shroud: Gone./ Never seen.
Destroying a pallett: Not exactly my plan
Mori: An image is worth a thousand words./ You will be not forgotten, I'll make sure of it./ Great as always!

Demogorgon
none

Twins (all in French)
Kicking a Gen: Damn them as they would damn us.
seeing a survivor unlocking a chest: This belongs to us!/ Dont touch this!
releasing victor: Find them!/ Be careful.
Victor dying: brother.../ You will pay for that!/ I will avenge you.

Onryo (I finally know how to write it :D)
I'm not sure if she talks, but she seems quiet.
No lines for her

Hag
2 Tokens for devour hope: my hunger grows
3 Tokens: Yesss
5 Tokens: I smell your blood./ let me devour you./ I am still hungry
Hex destroyed: my power.../ Damn you!
Somone dying on hook: you are rotten

Bubba
he has never talked, so I am unsure

Freddy
Killing all: You—from the very beginning, it was all of you who gave me my power./ This is God
destroying a pallett: Sticks and stones may break my bones, but nothing will ever kill me.
Downing someone: Welcome to primetime, bitch!/ Now I’m playing with power!/ How sweet, fresh meat.

Clown
Hitting a survivor with your bottle: Take a deep breat./ Do you feel it?/ Enjoy it!
Hooking someone: Do you fear me now?/ Turn your pain in a funny face.
Starting a chase: Do you want a balloon animal?/ Im not here to scare you./ Its time to inflict some pain.

Oni (japanese)
Downing someone: withing your strength, there is weakness./ Even your allies will feel it.
Breaking a pallett/ kiking a generator: In fighting is honor.
Collecting blood orbs: you feed my power.
Leaving someone bleedout: You are left to die.
Killing someone: your end.

Deathslinger
Putting someone in dying stage on a pallett/grabbing someone from a generator: your work is what puts you to grave.
Shooting someone: Bloody fool!/ Should've been smarter./ Get over here! (I had to do it)
Kicking a gen: I could do it better./ Not bad.
Shooting Simeone inside the Exit Gate: You are mine now!/ How the tables have turned./ Didnt expect that./ You Fool!

Pyramid head
/

Blight
it's probably pretty hard to talk with that face

Trickster
already has some

Nemisis
He has enough

Pinhead
yes

Artist
she doesnt have a tounge anymore

Dredge
... no

Chapter 19: I rate some dbd ships

Summary:

I dont understand killerxsurvivor ships. Except Trickster x Yun-jin because they have some lore together. But I will still talk about specific ships lets go.

Chapter Text

Trickster x Yun-Jin
share some lore. I don't mind it.
neutral

Micheal x Laurie
arent they siblings???
alabama/10

David x Dwight
Its kinda cute. Its a basic trope but I dont mind it.
8/10

Doctor x Nurse
I saw this super cool art piece and now I am in love with that drawing.
hospital beings
neutral

Elodie x Felix
Felix is married and I think he wouldnt cheat on his wife.
loyal man/10

Dwight x Jake
I dont see it but I dont mind it either.

Why is Dwight getting shipped so much? I saw fanart with every other male character in the game. Oh and nurse.
Has fandom decided he is gay?
apperantly.

Ghostface x Micheal
stalky bois.
I think that Ghostface would rather have an admiration for mikey, but nothing romantic. Micheal cant love anyways.
2/10

any character x pinhead/Nemesis/Demogorgon/Micheal/Dredge/Onryo/Entity/Freddy/Bubba/pyramid head
no

I just found out entity x reader fanfiction exists. Why am I not surprised?

Doctor x Feng
I see the idea and the parallels of irl incidents which happened a while ago. Like patient x crazy doctor who tries to fix them trope. Still it is weird af.
Also He could be her dad.
0/10

wraith x nurse
its somewhat hinted that it is canon. I dont really see it though.
5/10

Legion member x Legion member
yup. I dont see all of them but its fine for me.
8/10

Claudette x Bush
canon
10/10

Huntress x Nurse
has some cute art.
5/10

yun-jin x nea
gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
?/10

Steve x Quentin
Huh?? they arent even from the same fandom?
confusion/10

Adam x Jeff
eh
idc/10

Chapter 20: My mom and her opinions on dbd characters pt.1 survivors

Summary:

I showed my mom, who doesn’t know anything about dbd, the survivors and she says her thoughts on them let’s go.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Dwight: he looks like a computer scientist or equity trader. Also he seems pretty smart but he’s too scared to say anything.

Meg: she is a college studen and hates if something doesn’t go her way. She’s pretty competitive and good at sports.

Claudette: She seems like a quiet girl but smart and nice. But I don’t like her hands.

Jake: Is he homeless?

Nea: She looks like she lives at a trash disposal site and she works there too.

Laurie: She looks familiar. I think she’s a teacher or something like that.

Ace: pretty smug but he’s bad with working with his hands. He’s probably a scammer.

Bill: A soldier who has lived through a lot. Sadly he is not able to do his laundry.

Feng: she’s pretty young. She tries to do something for the greater good or help people. She looks like a smart person.

David: He looks like a tough guy who lives in a rough situation. Pretty good in close combat.

Quentin: He stands the same way you do! Is pretty tired and works at mcdonald’s.

Detective Tapp: He works at the police.

Kate: She’s a happy person only spreading positive vibes. Enjoys music a lot.

Adam: He looks like an advocate, he always follows logic but he isn’t conservative.

Jeff: He’s old but tries to relive his twenties. Didn’t have a great childhood. Goes to many protests.

Jane: I think she is a model and a very kind person.

Ashley: I forgot him- oops

Nancy: She hasn’t found her place yet, so she is trying out many different jobs.

Steve: That’s a boy? He kind of looks like you. He looks like he goes to college and studies law.

Yui: A depressed and angry woman with an alcoholic husband. The only thing that could help her is a divorce.

Zarina: A collected librarian.

Cheryl: is she the sister of the first trash woman? She also looks like she lives in the dirt.

Felix: He looks popular and rich with that geled hair. He’s probably an ingenieur.

Elodie: She’s pretty. I don’t know what to say.

Yun-Jin: She looks like an esoteric in the show-industry.

Jill: she looks like she knows some cool combat moves.

Leon: I don’t like his hair. He is a police man obviously.

Mikaela: I like how she looks, she’s definitely a witch

Yoichi: Hair? Smooth. Body? Fit. Jacket? amazing I love it. He works outdoors. A captain maybe.

Haddie: What happened to her face? Is she an alcoholic?

Notes:

I finally finished all seasons of stranger things and robin is my fav character