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Act 13
Levi groans as he begins to wake up
Barry smiles evilly, honey dripping from his shark toothed jaws.
Next to him, Shrek looks like a baby kitten.
Levi finds himself tied to a pole - actually, really badly.
The knot is loose and even as he wakes up with his head turned downwards, he's able to easily wiggle his way out of the restraints.
“There's no one to save you now!” Whispers Putin softly, sipping his gasoline in a teacup.
Levi once again raises his eyebrow like his son, The Rock, as he readies his escape, because the four idiots didn’t take his gear and there's a window literally right there.
He stops when the smell hits him, pungent odors so rotten in their nature that he can’t help but throw up.
Also, his nose is clogged with the Windex bottle smell.
Gross.
Steve, Shrek, Barry, and Putin are all still playing card games.
It appears as though they’ve gone through Pinochle, Scum, Pedro, Poker, why do all these card games start with P?
You have no idea.
Because yes, YOU, SANS UNDERTALE, are there, floating on top of them all on a Gaster Blaster.
You’ve been here, watching over everything this whole time.
You see Levi easily getting out of the restraints they put on him - you weren’t worried about him at all, he’s too cool to die - and readying to jump out the window to make his escape.
T h e r e ‘ s n o w a y y o u r ‘ e l e t t i n g t h e m o f f t h a t e a s i l y
Finally, Levi looks upwards and spots you chillin, so you wink at him to tell him its ok
He nods.
Barry, Putin, Steve, and Shrek all giggle menacingly.
You wonder what their plan was in the first place.
Seems kind of weird that they would kidnap Levi to do - to do what?
Granted, he is a very sexy man, but you continue to watch from the sidelines as Barry opens his tiny mouth to give a monologue.
“FOR YOU SEE!” He shrieks, causing the lightbulb to shatter. “We ALL want revenge on snas underplug. He has hurt us all! So when he and that other creature come to rescue YOU from our clutches, we will GET OUT REVENGE!!!”
He laughs maniacally as Shrek rolls his eyes.
You feel anger as his disrespect concerning your name, but you let it slide.
“Barry, please. Calm down, love.” Shrek purrs, holding Barry close. “For the baby. Also, you’ve been acting really strange. Take those Shark Teeth you stole from Shark Tale out of your mouth. It looks like an evil scientist experiment.”
Barry sighs, looking much less insane than before. “Yes, dear…” He grumbles.
Just then, some odd, spooky music begins to play.
Sounds like children singing a nursery rhyme, but creepier.
“ANYWAYS.” Barry continues. “I actually really like card games, so we’ll just continue to play them until snas arrives.
You laugh to yourself.
All of the villains have their backs to you - and the card table.
You silently obliterate the cards using magic.
Barry turns back to the card table and gasps in shock to see all his cards missing. Putin, Shrek, and Steve turn around at the sound, giving Levi the distraction he needs to cut through the ropes and jump out the window, using his gear to swing safely away into the trees.
Steve turns and sees this, stopping once he sees the empty ropes.
Instead of getting angry and yelling, he simply looks at the space, shoulders slumping.
He wobbles, then turns back and sits at the table as the other three villains argue and bicker about Levis' embarrassingly easy escape.
In a few seconds, you’ve seen a man accept the fact that his only chance at getting his child back is completely and totally gone.
You feel bad for the guy.
With your totally canonical powers, you teleport Moreo to the place, letting him fall out of the air onto Putin's head, knocking him out cold.
Barry screeches in surprise, and Steve quickly grabs Moreo.
He makes minecraft oof noises as he dances around, holding his dear Moreo aloft.
Nice.
You fly on your Gaster blaster out the window after Levi, giving a peace sign to the quad squad of villains doing their villainous thing.
You couldn’t smell anything because you were a skeleton, but from Levi's face it seemed pretty bad.
Hopefully the depression bees will get a raise.
Now that all that has been taken care of, time to return home to dear Freddy, Lightning McQueen, and the Rock.
Levi is safe and sound, chillin majestically on a rock.
He smiles at you. “I knew you were there the whole time, watching over us. Thanks you very sexy sexy skeleton.” Levi says, beckoning you down from the sky.
As you get close to him, he reaches up and gives you a kiss on the forehead.
You blush profusely.
“Never mind all that.” You grumble. “Lets go home, dearest.”