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The sound of rushing movements, metal tools clashing together, and the sound of an alarm going was all you could hear in your dazed state. The sound of rushed voices and people surrounding you. You fought to open your eyes but when you did you were greeted with a bright light in your face. Though soon after it was covered by the several shadowy figures looking down at you.

You couldn’t tell who or what they were exactly because soon after you blacked out once again.

_Years later_

You close the trunk of your car shut and wipe away the sweat that had accumulated on your face. You then proceeded to check to see if your A-Hall trailer was secured for transport, which it was. 

“Are you sure you’re going to be safe up there?” Your mother desperately asked, worried filled her voice, “We can always find you a new place to live if needed sweetie.” 

You shook your head, “no mom, this is what I want. Trust me I’ll be fine. I’ll call you guys when I get to my new apartment.” You reassured her and gave her a big hug.

She returned your hug back with her own. “I just want to make sure you’re safe is all.” She says. 

“I know mom and I will be. Promise.” You once again reassured her.

“You better, otherwise your mom and I will have to come down and see you.” You turn to the side towards your dad who had a smirk on his face and his arms crossed.

“Don’t let that be the only reason dad.” You tell him before waking over to give him a big hug. “I love you guys.”

Your dad returned the hug with his own, “We love you too.” 

You pull back from the hug and step towards your car. “Welp. I have to hit the road before it becomes too dark. I will miss you guys. Thank you for everything.” You say as you get into the car.

“There is no need to thank us for being parents sweetie. Now go get out of here before I change my mind about you moving.” Your mother says with a smile on her face.

You return the smile with your own plus a nod as you start the car and drive off.

Away from your childhood home. 

Away from your loving parents.

Away from the neighborhood you grew up in.

Away from your life at home.

Now you head towards your new home. 

Just you and your precious German Shepard, Sheriff. Who was resting in his kennel in the back of your car. 

You let down the window a bit to circulate air in the car. With it being one of the hottest summers in Colorado, it was impossible for the air conditioner in your black convertible car to challenge such heat. You then turn on your Bluetooth radio on your car, selecting your playlist and listening to your music as you drive the long ride towards your new home.

It takes about 5 hours and 30 minutes before you get to the apartment building. Having difficulty locating the apartment building through the instructions given to you, plus how relatively large the city is compared to your small home town. 

Thankfully though you find your new apartment building and just in time too. 

Sheriff, who had woken up 3 hours ago, needed to go use the restroom.

You put the car in park and quickly take Shariff out of the car, making sure the coast was clear and your car was locked before crossing the street to the park.

The park was one of the main reasons why you selected the apartment building you were moving into. That and it was the only animal friendly building you could find that was within your budget.

The park was quite large, full of trees for miles and two large ponds. There was also a playground for the kids to play at. Of course with it being in the middle of the day there were kids of all kinds running around. Not a care in the world, just being kids. You smile at the scene before continuing your walk around. There was a small section of the park that was closed for safety reasons. You didn't read too much into it though since you wanted to make this a quick walk.

You walk around a little bit longer. Sheriff looked all too excited to see such a new place to run and play. You kept him on the leash though for safety reasons. 

Sheriff sniffs around before finding a comfortable place to do his business. He then proceeded to greet some of the other dogs that other people were walking as well.

Unfortunately though your deadline to check in with the landlord was coming up so you needed to get back. It took a bit of effort to pull Sheriff away from the other dogs but you were about to do so and walk him back to the building. 

You walk into the building and up to the front desk where a security guard was on watch. You walk up to him with a smile, “um excuse me. I’m here to check in with the landlord that I’m ready to move in.” You inform him.

The security guard looks up from his phone and smiles at you. “Oh welcome to the building ma’am.” He takes off his hat for a second before putting it back on, “I’m John, I will be this building’s security guard. I’ll be here during the day. The night guard will be taking my shift shortly after 6.” He informs you.

You nod, “Thank you, my name is (Y/N) (L/N). Do you happen to know where the landlord is?” you ask.

He nods, “Sure do, right this way ma’am.” he says, showing you to one of the back rooms. Sheriff was quickly in tow beside you. John knocked on the door, “Sir a young lady is here to see you, she says she's moving in.” John says through the door. 

A rough voice came through the door as who you guessed to be your landlord spoke, ‘Come in.” John then proceeded to let Sheriff and yourself enter the room. 

The room looked like an apartment, small tables were placed around the room, the kitchen in the back which was obscured by the wall. You apparently walked right into your landlord’s living room. Speaking of whom, your landlord was sitting on his couch with a bunch of papers across the coffee table. He looked over his shoulder and stood up. 

Your landlord was a middle aged man wearing casual outfit that can look to be either pjs that can be played off as normal clothes, or normal clothes that can look like pjs, or both. He had fine hair in a sense there wasn't a lot there, he wasn't entirely bald of course, you can see hair there, it's just very light. He did however have a mustache on his face. He looked to be around his 40s, maybe early 50s give or take. 

He greeted you with a smile and offered a hand to shake, “You must be (Y/N) (L/N), I’m Robert Linchon, it is a pleasure to meet you and welcome to the neighborhood.” he welcomed. 

You take his hand and give it a gentle shake, “Likewise sir, glad to be here.” you say to him with a smile. 

“If you don't mind, can we talk? I pride myself on getting to know the people in my building.” he tells you. Not finding any harm in doing so you agree and sit down on one of his recliners, but just using it as a seat of course. Sheriff lays in between your legs and lays his head on his own legs. “So tell me a bit about yourself and who this handsome dog is.” your landlord inquired.

“Well this is my partner in crime, Sheriff, he keeps me company and behaves very well around people. My pronouns are she/her. I currently work online for a software company, though I am looking for a second job in town. My hobbies are the arts, listening to music, writing, exercising, and spending time with friends.” you tell him. 

Your landlord listens to every word, “I do have one question if you don't mind me asking.” he asked. You nod to give him the go ahead to ask, “Why do you have only one glove on? I’ve heard of it being a fashion sense but no offense, it kinda looks off and out of place.” you landlord politely asks. 

You look at your left hand which was covered with an elbow long black glove. You then looked back at your landlord who had a mixture of worry and interest on his face. “There was a small accident a few years ago, it led me to have scars around my hand. Thankfully though the doctors were able to save my hand function.” you move your hand around to show him, “It was just the looks they couldn't fix, so to save the trouble I covered it up with this glove.” you finish telling him. 

Satisfied with your answer, your landlord speaks, “Good to hear, sorry if I brought up unpleasant memories.” he apologizes. 

You ironically wave your gloved hand, “Nonsense, it was a long time ago, I’m better now.” you reassured him.

Being more pleased with your response he stands up, Sheriff raises his head at the movement. “Alrighty then, I believe that is all i need to know, rent is due at the first of the month but seeing as how you paid before hand for a whole year I don't see it being an issue for you till next year.” he tells you and offer the keys to your new apartment. “Do you need help getting your things to your room?” he offers. 

You stand up, along with the Sheriff, taking a hold of your new keys, “No thank you, I was able to get it all into my car and A-Haul so I think I'm capable of getting it to the second floor.” you kindly tell him.

“Very well then, but if you need anything else just let me know. I’m always available, just make sure to knock beforehand.” he informed you and offered his hand once again to shake. You take his hand and once again shake it, “Welcome to Mount Ebott (Y/N) (L/N).” he tells you.

You tell him thank you and make your way out of his apartment room. Sheriff follows close beside you. You then head out towards your car to grab your essentials, John offers to help you but you kindly decline saying the same thing you said to your new landlord. You then began your trip up the stairs and towards the room number on your key. When you do get to your door you shift all your things to one side so you can unlock the door. Thankfully it opens perfectly. 

You readjust and walk inside with Sheriff. You let go of his leash and let him go running around your new home. You on the other hand stand there in the open doorway, sucking in a deep breath before entering your new home. 

The first part you walk into is the living room. There was a TV stand surrounded by two couches and a recliner. Unfortunately there was no tv on the stand, thankfully though you brought your own tv which is in your A-Haul. In the center of it all was a decent sized coffee table. All of the furniture was placed on top of a soft rug that took up a good portion of the living room. It was really soft as you got down to touch it. You stood back up and walked to the other parts of your apartment.

Across the living room was the kitchen area. It looked similar to your landlord’s kitchen space. A wall blocked most of it but you guess someone got tired of it and did renovations on it so it opened up. They also turned that square opening into a small bar that can hold 3 people, 4 if you can push it. Of course the last owners just seemed to cut a huge square in the wall, not removing the wall completely. As you enter the actual kitchen space though you see that all the appliances are new and hooked up. Of course there was no food or anything in the cabinets or in the fridge yet. Which does remind you that you need to go get groceries with the money your parents gave you.

You exited the kitchen through the other side, it had one way that faced the living room and another way facing in a different direction. You look to your right to see a decent hallway with three doors. You assume one is the bathroom, the other is the master, and the last one is an extra room. You did get a two bedroom, one bath setting. 

In front of you was what you guessed to be some kind of extra space you could use as you please. Unsure of what you would do with it for now you turn and go down the hallway. Looking into the first room, only to discover it is indeed the bathroom.

The bathroom had a full bath and walk in shower, plus a toilet and sink that had a cabinet underneath it. There was also another mirror on the side wall next to the door. It looked to be one of those mirror cabinets. It was empty of course, thankfully you brought your bathroom things up with you. Which you will put away once you get everything up here. 

First things first though you check out the other two rooms. Unsurprisingly you find that they both are bedrooms. Though what did surprise you was finding Sheriff going through one of his zoomie episodes on the bed.

Not wanting to be rude you chased him around for a little bit. You don’t blame him for having the zoomies, I mean the both of you did just spend 5 hours in a car together. Sheriff being in his kennel the majority of the time. 

Once Sheriff was done with his zoomies you closed the door to the bedroom he was in (not wanting him to get loose as you're bringing in your items) and grabbed your keys and headed back down to get the rest of your things. 

It took several trips, actually more than several, it took tons of trips to get your things in. By the time you actually do manage to get all of your things inside, it's practically dark! 

You let out an exhausted breath as you placed down the last of your things in the living room. Not wanting to waste time by putting everything away, you just decided to put it all in the living room or the kitchen for now. Only until you get going on putting everything away. 

Right now though you're exhausted. 

You open the door to the bedroom to let Sheriff out then you flop onto the couch. Sheriff ultimately joins you in the process as he tries to snuggle you on the couch. You blow raspberries to get his fur out of your mouth. “Sheriff! Boy! You're not a pup anymore! You're too big!!!” you protested trying to nudge him off of you. Of course though he doesn't listen and instead makes himself comfy on you. 

You groan in defeat and just lay there with a big a** dog now on you like a weighted blanket.

Though Sheriff might have been on to something since soon after you gave up you passed out asleep. Exhausted from the long day. 

The next morning you slowly wake up. Nothing in particular woke you up, you just woke up. You sat up to see that Sheriff was laying on the floor, guess you accidentally kicked him off last night. Sorry boy. I wasn't conscious. 

You throw your legs off the couch and look around your disaster living room. Boxes were stacked everywhere, unboxed items that you had brought up were also everywhere, tv and gaming console on the tv stand unplugged. You would have a lot of work to do to make this your new home. 

So you stretch and pop your muscles satisfyingly before getting started on your day. Unfortunately before you could do anything your stomach growled. 

Then you remembered. 

Neither you nor Sheriff have eaten since you were on the road and got into town. 

Unfortunately there is no food, you didn't have time to go grocery shopping or even return the A-Haul. Before you start unpacking you need to take care of those chores. You have to return the A-Haul to the nearest A-Haul rental by the end of the day. 

You check your almost dead phone to see that it was little after 9 am. Leaving you with plenty of time to get food and be back at the apartment. You walk over to one of your many boxes, this box had your toiletries inside, then made your way to the bathroom. 

After a long sweaty day of work that you had yesterday, a fresh shower and a new set of clothes would really help.

You let Sheriff rest as you head for the bathroom. You turn on the water just how you like it, set out the items you’ll need like your shampoo, soap, loofa, and hair brush. You also set out other items like your toothbrush, toothpaste, mouth wash, deodorant, and some body spray. Once done you stripped yourself of any and all clothing, getting into the shower. 

You go through the process of taking a shower, washing your hair, then your body, then do a quick comb through your hair. Once done you step out of the shower and wrap your towel around you. 

You then step out of the bathroom towards your bedroom where you put all of your clothes the night before. You pick out a pair of jean shorts and a black tank top along with a chained belt. 

Once dressed you walk out to the living room to see Sheriff up and walking. You smile and get on your shoes and quickly grab your purse with your wallet, phone and keys. You then grabbed Sheriff’s leash and took him with you. 

The two of you walk around for a while, looking for a place to get groceries. Unfortunately there were none nearby that sold the stuff Sheriff liked. Sheriff why must you be so picky! So this lead you to having to walk back to the apartment and take your car deeper into town. 

This part of town you’ve never been to, you didn't exactly have time to explore or anything. Not with the unpacking needing to be done and you only saw the apartment on the internet, not in person unfortunately. So this was the first time you’d get to experience it! 

You drive for only a few minutes before you hit the grocery store. You park your car and grab a hold of Sheriff’s leash. You hope that the store will allow dogs. You then lock your car and head towards the entrance. 

You freeze though. You see something that you’d never thought you'd get to see. You’d heard they were around here and that they existed, but you never got to see one in person before. 

A monster. 

Walking out of the store was a rabbit monster pushing a cart full of groceries. Blue colored fur and big floppy ears. He also seemed to be wearing a uniform that matches the store’s color scheme. Then you see that he is actually helping an older lady with her groceries. 

Your expression goes from full shock to a soft smile. 

These monsters don't seem like the ones your parents were always talking about. Taking in a breath you walk into the store, getting back on track of what you need to do. 

As you enter the store you see a mixture of different people around. Both monsters and humans alike. The store also seemed quite busy. Not wanting to stay long, you grab a car and make your way over to the dog food section, sure enough they have the food that Sheriff enjoys eating. So you stalk up on those before going to get some food for you. You select bread, peanut butter, jelly, easy one person meals, eggs, cereal, chips, popcorn, and a few ingredients for a recipe you want to try some time. You also go and grab some drinks like (F/S), some sweet tea, and milk.

You then head towards the counter where a cat monster was working. He didn't seem happy one bit and he probably wasn't going to be happier to see you with Sheriff, but unfortunately all the other lines were taken up. Either he is really fast at what he does or no one wants to go near him for some reason or another. Either way you make your way over to him. 

He straightens up when he sees you coming towards him. You then start placing all your items on the conveyor belt as they glide towards him. “Find everything alright?” he asked. 

His voice is rough like he smokes a lot but it also sounds like his actual voice. “Yes indeed, thank you!” you respond with a smile. You don't get any response from him, he just keeps scanning your items. When he is done he tells you your total and you pull out the gift card your parents gave you to do the first round or two of grocery shopping. 

You pay for everything and give him a small tip of cash before putting everything into your cart and leaving the grocery store. 

As you make your way towards your car however, Sheriff starts losing it. He starts barking in a different direction of your car. 

This causes you to stop pushing your cart and use both hands to work and pull him back. “Sheriff! Stop! What's gotten into you?” you exclaimed trying to keep him from running off. You look to where Sheriff was barking at, only to freeze in your place. 

Walking towards the store were two tall skeletons monsters. 

One was wearing an orange hoodie while the other wore a black jacket with a fluffy trim. 

Skeletons. 

There is no way. 

No way it can be skeletons. 

Unfortunately Sheriff used your frozen state to his advantage as he yanks himself from your grasp. This causes you to fall to the ground as Sheriff runs towards the two. 

Knowing very well you wouldn't make it to stop him you shot over to them from the ground, “Look out!!! Sheriff stop!!!!!” 

Thankfully the two skeletons look over just in time for Sheriff to get there. 

Only he doesn't attack. He just stops and parks at the two. The one in the back jacket looked to be glaring at Sheriff hard. Then the skeleton in the orange hoodie put a hand on the other’s shoulder. 

You couldn't hear what the orange skeleton was saying but said skeleton bent down and gave what looked to be a bone to Sheriff. Which Sheriff took into his jaws. 

Did that skeleton seriously give away one of his bones!? Like one of his body parts. 

“ya just gonna lay ther’ all day?” a voice came from behind you. 

You yelped and turned around still on the ground. Only to be greeted by the sight of the skeleton in the black jacket. 

How… 

Wasn't he ever there just a second ago?! 

You looked back towards where Sheriff and the orange skeleton were. You were sure he was over there with the two. Speaking of which, the two were walking towards you. The skeleton in orange had his hands in his hoodie’s pockets while Sheriff was walking beside him. 

“dude, i thin’ she’ deaf.” the skeleton behind you said to the skeleton in orange who was not within hearing range.

“ ‘ay kiddo, this your pal?” the orange skeleton said, looking down at you. 

Not looking away you nodded. 

The orange skeleton looked back to the skeleton in black, “see she’s not deaf” he said. 

“then why she still on da ground.” said the skeleton in black.

You blinked back into reality, you still are on the ground. 

You grab hold of Sheriff’s leash and stand up. “I am so terribly sorry about that! I don't know what got into him. He's normally very well behaved. Bad Sheriff, bad boy.” you look down at the culprit who was ignoring you and gnawing in his new bone. 

“na don't mention it, happens all the time with us,” said the skeleton in orange, “isn't that right dude?” said skeleton nudged the one in black.

The skeleton in black just rolled the lights in his socket, “whatever, get your pet under control.” he stated coldly before walking away to the store. 

The orange skeleton didn't follow, just stood there with a tired smirk, “don't mind him, he's just grumpy” he said, you nodded and he offered a skeleton hand, “name’s Stretch.” he introduces, then with his free hand he points back to the store, “and Mr. grumpy is Mutt”

You take his hand and shake, “My name’s (Y/N).” you tell him, “and you’ve already met Sheriff,” you motion to said dog who is loving his new bone. “We just moved into town,” you tell him without thinking. 

“really now? Ya likin’ it so far?” Stretch asks. 

You nodded, “Yep the apartment is nice and the town’s people seem nice.” 

“most really are, not freaked out about monsters being here?” he inquires, raising a brow. 

You shrug, “The first monster i saw was helping a elderly woman with her groceries so I’d say they seem nice.” you tell him. 

His smirk on his face seemed to grow as you say that, “well that's what monsters are known for, helping old ladies with their groceries. would you like to try our services today ma’am?” 

You laugh and retort back, “Hey! I’m not an old woman, I’m only in my 20s!” 

“heh cool, we're the same age then, fancy that.'' he comments. 

“Really? Cool to hear.” you say with a smile.

“seriously tho, ya want help with your groceries? Ya seem to have a decent amount of things in your cart.” he offers. 

“Shouldn't you be getting back to your friend?” you question, you don't mind the help you just don't want to be a bother.

Stretch shrugged, “na he's a big boy who knows what we need.” 

You shrugged, “Okay if you say so I don't mind the help.” you say with a smile.

You start pushing your cart towards your car, Sheriff on one side of you while Stretch is on the other. When the three of you got to the car you put Sheriff in the back seat and popped open the trunk. Stretch got to work on putting away the groceries, though it was a bit difficult to get them in since you still had the A-Haul attached. 

You walked over and helped put them away, so it didn't take long before you were done and closed the trunk. “Thanks for your help Stretch! I’ll make sure to put in a good review for the monster grocery helpers online” you joke.

Stretch let out a chuckle, “thanks kiddo would really appreciate that” 

You walk over to the driver’s seat but Stretch stops you by holding out his phone. You look at it then back at him with a questionable glance, “What? Do all your customers receive a free phone, how generous of you” you continue to joke

Stretch, not losing the smile, shake his head- urm..skill, “na, just wanna exchange numbers” he clarifies. 

You pull out your phone only to see that it's dead so instead you take his phone and put in your number, “send me a text and I’ll respond once my phone is charged again.” you tell him

He nods and puts his phone away, you then get into the driver’s seat, making sure to buckle up and wave to Stretch as you pull out of the parking lot. 

You looked back in your side mirror to see if Stretch was still there but he was gone. You just assumed that your A-Haul was blocking your view of him. 

You turned back to the road as you drove to the nearest A-Haul rental to return your A-Haul. The process was simple enough: sign some papers and unhook it from your car. 

Once done you drove straight home, now even more hungry. Sheriff probably is the same, which would explain why he went after Stretch and his friend (yes you already forgot his name, but then again he was kinda rude and didn't talk to him like you did with Stretch so you don't feel bad about it). You grabbed Sheriff and some groceries before locking your car and heading up to your apartment. 

You get into the house and make Sheriff some food to eat besides the bone. That kept him busy enough for you to get the rest of the groceries into the apartment. You put away all the food in their respected place in the kitchen, colds in the fridge, frozens in the freezer, others in pantries. 

You did grab one of those one person meals to eat before you get to work on unpacking your things. You also made sure to put your phone on the charger to check before going to bed. 

You heat up your food and eat next to Sheriff at the bar. His feeding and drinking bowl are right next to the bar. Both of you like the company of each other. 

After eating you get to work on setting things up around the house. First being the living room since it is the first thing you see when entering the apartment. You set up the tv and your gaming console, it was easy to set up since you set it up once before when your parents got you the set up. 

You then moved on to unboxing all your stuff. Zooming from one side of the apartment to the other setting everything up. 

It takes you the rest of the day but in the end you were able to set everything up the way you want it. Your clothes are in the closet of your new room, which is the bigger of the two, your sheets across your bed with Sheriff’s bed right next to yours of course. 

You turned the empty space into a gathering area complete with a table you could use as a gaming area or for when you have guests over for dinner and you need more space. All your video games were placed on shelves in that area as well along with some board games and books. You turned the extra room into a guest room and also where you stored all the boxes you had used. 

You also had your work desk set up in your room next to the window. 

Once you are done hanging up the last of your curtains on your gorgeous window (probably your favorite part is that fact that it looks right over the park). You then threw yourself on the couch to watch some tv. 

Eventually though you grew tired and ready for bed. So you turn off the tv and go get changed into your pjs for the night. You crawled into bed and scrolled through your phone at the unread messages from your friends and family. All wondering if you are safe and you made it to Mount Ebott. All of them were answered with the same message, ‘yes i just got everything all unpacked, thank you for checking in and sorry i didn't respond sooner’. 

All except one. 

It was a number you didn't recognize. 

All it said was ‘knock knock’.

Being curious you answered, ‘who’s there?’ 

You were surprised when a response came back rather quickly, ‘says’

Smiling, you respond back with ‘Says who?’

‘says me that's who.’ it responded.

You giggle, ‘Stretch is this you?’ you ask.

‘guilty as charged, sup kiddo’ he greets

‘Hoi, didn't think you’d be up this late.’ you tell him

‘got some work to finish up, what about ya’self kiddo?’ he asks 

You shrugged, ‘just finished getting everything unpacked in my apartment, took forever.’ you tell him. 

‘shoulda called, would have helped ya a bit.’ he tells you. 

‘Na you’ve already done enough besides i was the one that brought it all over here with me all at once. Shoulda listened to my parents and brought it over in inquiments.’ you tell him.

‘if we listen to our parents about everything then we wouldn't get anywhere, now would we?’ he tells  you.

He does have a good point, ‘are you a literate or something? Or did you just get that out of a fortune cookie?’ you mess with him. Though you're surprised when he send you a fortune cookie paper that really did have that text on it. 

You roll over laughing at it, then he sends you another text, ‘though you're not wrong about the literate thing either.’ he tells you.

Curious now you ask him what he means by that, he then goes on to tell you that he is a writer, nothing famous but he has done some small stories that did sell well. 

The two of you continue to talk over text, you learn that he has a little brother named Blue who is also a skeleton and that Mutt was his close cousin which explains why the two look so similar. You also learn that he enjoys animals (dogs apparently) and that he loves sweets. 

In turn he learns that you work for a software company, making code for projects the company needs, so you work from home most of the time. (He totally makes plans on visiting some time since you both work from home) He also learns about your hobbies, saying absolutely not the exercise part. He also learns your favorite foods. The only thing you did tell him was about your hand and where you lived. (You didn't want to focus on the incident and you didn't want to give away your address to a guy you just me, he also felt the same cause he didn't give his either so it worked) 

Eventually though you both grew tired and called it quits. 

Telling each other good night and logging off completely. Before you get off your phone however you add him into your contacts as ‘Assistant Grocery Helper’ which you snickered at. 

You then got off your phone and closed your eyes for sleep to consume you. Which it did quickly. 

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You spent the next two or three weeks inside your apartment working on the work you missed from work. You also needed the over time money so you worked on double what you’re used to. So all day you would spend sitting at your desk in your room, window open though nothing interesting to look at since it faces to the street and away from the park. Sheriff chilling, still munching on his bone that Stretch gave him, right beside you for comfort and company.

Over the few weeks you’ve been here Stretch has offered to give you a tour. Unfortunately you’d turn him down because of your workload. He understood of course and still held the option available for whenever you get time off. That you greatly appreciated. 

You finished up the last of the work you needed to do and took the opportunity to stretch. Your muscles popping at the movement. You had just spent the whole day working on a code to help your company’s financial computing system. Lately they have noticed a small glitch in the system so they get it to you to fix. Everything looked fine but upon looking into the code itself you notice that some genius forgot a part in the code that is responsible for processing at certain times. It was easy enough to fix for you.

You got up and walked out of your room to take care of the hunger in your stomach. Sheriff of course follows you at every turn. You weren’t entirely hungry enough for lunch so you grabbed a small snack to munch on. 

You then decided to call it quits for today and chill on the couch to watch some tv. Sheriff of course joining you. 

You glance through the channels and find nothing interesting. You did select the news to see what the weather would be like. Maybe Sheriff and you can go for a walk later if it’s nice. 

As you watch the news though you see that the news lady is covering the story on monster-human connections. She says that there has been an increase in violence towards monsters as of late. She also advised monsters to stay out of the gray zones and now avoid any red zones. You’re curious what that means but not having your phone on hand you can’t really look it up at the moment. Nonetheless you kept watching till the weather came on.

To your luck the weather man said that it was supposed to be a nice day out. You smiled and got up to change into something other than your pjs that you’ve been wearing for 4 days straight. To cover up the smell of not taking a shower you strayed yourself down in perfume. Not too much that it’s noticeable but enough so that you smell nice.

You grab Sheriff's leash and take him with you on your walk. Which he was happy to do. 

The two of you walk down the hall and eventually out of your building. Of course waving bye to John before leaving. 

The weather man was not lying, it really was a gorgeous day out! Sheriff and yourself were loving it!

The both of you started your day out by walking the trails of the park. The trees were fresh green. The birds were singing. Flowers had already bloomed. The wind was blowing gently on your hair, same for Sheriff’s fur. 

There were quite a few people out, some humans, some monsters, both races seemed pretty content with the day. 

Sheriff and you take pretty much every trail, eventually leading up to the playground. You saw the playground when you first arrived and have seen it a few times, but you never actually stopped to look. So you take the opportunity to do so this time. 

When you're rounded to the playground however you see that there is a kid’s birthday party going on. You smiled at the sight, there were both monsters and humans celebrating, and from what you can tell, the birthday child is a monster. 

That had no arms. 

Interesting. 

Not wanting to bother them, you walk over to the other side of the playground to one of the empty benches. You also took Sheriff off his leash to let him roam around. After the incident with Stretch and Mutt, you decided to get Sheriff trained and used to monsters, Stretch even helped! The three of you would meet up in town and walk around for a little bit. You all walked in heavy monster territory, definitely enough monsters around to get Sheriff use to them. 

You are fairly confident in Sheriff not going after or barking at monsters. So you let him off the leash. He didn't go out of sight of course, if he did you would call him back. 

When you were sure he wouldn't go too far you turned to look at the playground in front of you. It was a rather large playground, four levels with various slides to go down on, ropes that went up to their level. The best way to get to the top level was through a small ladder. There were also some fun kid’s puzzle games on the playground. Some games were also on the ground level and under the playground set. There were also a set of swings, you would have gone for them but they were too close to the party so you opted not to sit on them, especially when the kids will want to play on them soon. 

Overall the playground was huge. You forgot to mention that there was also a set of monkey bars that split off into two directions. In one direction it connected to the main playset, meanwhile the other didn't connect anywhere. 

You relax for a bit longer before your curiosity gets the better of you and you look over to the party. You already saw the birthday kid. (who was wearing a cute party hat) But now you could see the other guests. The guests that stuck out the most were the three goat monsters (two adults and one child), of course the birthday child, another monster that looked like them, and a group of small human children. There was also another pair that caught your attention. 

Skeleton monsters. 

There were two skeleton monsters at the party. 

The tall one looked a lot like Stretch but you knew it wasn't him, this skeleton looked to have too much energy to be Stretch. 

Then there was a smaller skeleton that looked to be around your height. Stretch had a good foot over you and you're guessing the other skeleton was around the same height. The smaller skeleton came up to the taller skeleton’s chest. With Stretch, you also came to about his chest. So that's why you guess the two are the same height and you are the same height as the smaller skeleton. 

Your attention left the skeletons in front of you when you felt something land at your feet. You looked down to see that Sheriff had found a stick and was looking up at you with such a happy and hopeful face. 

Smiling, you stood up and picked up the stick, then with all your might you chucked it across the playground (away from the party of course) and you watched as Sheriff darts after it. You followed Sheriff and the stick away from the playground and further along the trails. Every time Sheriff would retrieve the stick you would throw it further down the path. 

Eventually though, Sheriff lost the stick. 

You apologized to him about losing it and gave him a few extra pets before reattaching his leash and continuing your walk. 

The rest of the walk was uneventful and you honestly didn't want to go back to the apartment just yet. You could go to the ponds but now that you think of it, you're kinda hungry. 

So you decide to take your walk outside of the park. 

You walked down the sidewalk, Sheriff by your side, as you walked into the area of town that houses a lot of monster run businesses. It has become quite a tourist attraction since monsters were released. Personally you're more interested in the items the monsters sell than the monsters themselves. Stretch said that not most feel the same way as you do so in a way that makes you kinda special. At least in your eyes, Stretch never said you were special or anything. 

As you're looking around for a place to stop and eat something catches your attention, or more like your nose. 

Something smells delicious! 

You follow the smell to a small purple store. 

It was a café! 

The name said ‘Spider Café’ on it. 

You don't like the name. 

You don't like insects. 

But oh my god that smell is too much for you. 

You took a deep breath and walked into the café. 

Much to your horror the entire place was filled with spiders. 

But at the same time it was filled with people sitting down and eating. 

You walk up to the counter to see, yep you guest it, a spider monster. 

She turned to look at you, her dark purple hair was tied up into small pigtails. A smile showing two sharp fangs appeared on her face. “Good morning dearie! Welcome to the Spider Café! Our motto is ‘made by spider, for spiders, from spider’ what can I start you off with today?” 

Made BY spiders! 

OF SPIDERS!!?

There is no way this is going to end well for you. 

You look at the menu she has above on a chalkboard, spiderwebs everywhere on the ceiling. 

You try your hardest not to flinch and walk out.

The only thing making you stay was the smell and your hunger. 

You focus back on the menu and decide to go for something simple. 

“Um. Can I have the Spider donut and Spider Cider?” you question

She giggles, “of course you can dearie, will that be all? Nothing for this handsome beauty here?” she says leaning over the counter towards Sheriff. 

You tilt your head, “You sell dog treats?” you question. You didn't see that anywhere on the menu.

She giggles again, “No we don't, but we do have some animal safe treats, many of the dog monsters love them!” she informs you with a smile.

You didn't know there were dog monsters! 

Omg know you want to see one just to pet them.

Would Sheriff be jealous?

You hadn’t run into any dog monsters yet. 

You think it over, then decide it wasn't fair to have something and eat it in front of Sheriff. “Sure, give me the best one you got, he’s not allergic to anything.” you tell her. 

She smiles and adds it to your order. 

You pull out your wallet and pay for everything with a smile. She takes the money with one of her many arms and puts it into the cash register, then gives you back your change with a different hand. 

Yeah you're never gonna get used to that. 

For the time being you just focus on the fact that she is very nice. 

Sheriff and you walk over to an empty table and sit down, looking out the window onto the busy streets. You watch all the different kinds of monsters walk by, going through their normal day. It brings a smile to your face. 

In a few seconds you hear your name being called. 

Your order is done.

You get up and grab you things, of course telling the spider monster thank you and heading back to your seat. You opened the paper bag of Sheriff’s treat and broke it in half, you leaned over to give him a small bite of it first, “Here you go boy.” you tell him as he eats the treat. 

You guess that he really likes it cause his tail starts going 100 mph over here. You giggle and give him the bigger half of the treat to eat. Which he does almost immediately. While he is eating you take a sip of your cider. Hoping it doesn't taste terrible. 

Only to be completely taken by surprise when it is the best cider you have ever tasted! It leaves a tingle in your mouth as you drink it, not that it is a bad thing by any means! For some reason it felt good! 

You took another sip and turned to the donut decorated in purple icing with black spider and spider web icing decorations. 

‘made by spider, for spiders, from spider’

Her words stuck in your head as you looked at the donut. 

God I hope I don't see a spider leg coming out of this thing. 

You take the donut, break it in half, and take a small bite.

God, you were glad you were wrong.

That was the sweetest donut you’ve ever had! It wasn't necessarily a bad thing, there of course was a balance to the point it wasn't overwhelming to the consumer. Taking a bite of that donut caused you to instantly relax. Not even bothered by the spiders that surround you. 

Though you have a feeling you will scream if you see one of you. 

Let's hope that doesn't happen. 

For the time being you eat your food and drink your cider in peace. Watching the monsters and humans walk by your window. 

“boo.” said a voice that was really close. 

You yelped and whorled around towards the person. Only to relax when you see it’s just Stretch. He wore the same clothes as when you met him and with a big smirk on his face. He was proud of scaring you. 

“Stretch! Don't scare me like that!” you slightly yell, not really enough to alert the other people in the café. 

Stretch chuckles, “heh sorry kiddo couldn't resist, you're too easy.” he tells you as he sits in front of you, leaning over to give Sheriff pets. 

“Jerk.” you mutter as you sip on your cider.

He sits back up, “didn't know you enjoy coming to Muffet’s” he says starting up a conversation.

You shrug, “First time I’ve actually been here.” you tell him

He raises a bone brow, “oh? ya likin’ it so far?” he asks. 

You nod and give Sheriff the rest of his treat. “Yeah actually! Her food is amazing!” you tell him. You leave out the part of being terrified there would be a leg sticking out of your food. 

In hindsight, that sounds ridiculous now. 

“heh good to hear kiddo” Stretch says as a bottle of honey comes down out of nowhere and into his hand. You look up to see a small trail of spiders above you with their webbing that you just now notice, detaching from the honey bottle. You send Stretch a questionable look. Said skeleton shrugs, “i'm sorta something of a regular around here, the spiders know what i like and to add it to my tab.” he explains as one of the spiders lands on his free hand. 

“Yeah a tap that just keeps growing by the second,” said a voice. You looked over your shoulder to see Muffet giving Stretch a glare. “I’m going to expect you to pay for it sometime soon, Stretch.” she commented.

“i will Muffet, you're too sweet to do that to.” Stretch said, motioning towards his honey at the word ‘sweet’. 

Muffet seemed to roll her eyes before turning to you, “Dearie don't let this bone brain get to you, I do not hold tabs for everyone.” she says.

You nod, “Understood, I don't plan on starting a tab any time soon.” you tell her. You're already in debt so you don't want to collect more. 

Seeming pleased she smiled and walked back to the counter. You turned your attention to Stretch in front of you. Who pops open the honey bottle and starts drinking it. You must have been making a face because Stretch stopped drinking his honey and smiled, “see somethin’ ya like honey ?” he says snapping you out of your trance. 

“How can you drink that? That's disgusting.” if you weren't making a face before you are now. 

He chuckled and shrugged, then went back to drinking. Not even bothering to answer your question. Rude. 

You go back to drinking your cider as the two of you talk for a bit. The subject changes from one thing to another, never staying on one for too long. Eventually though the topic fell back onto Muffet. 

“You think she is willing to hire?” you ask Stretch.

Said skeleton raises a bone brow, “not sure, ya can ask though. why? ya having financial troubles or somethin’?” he asks.

You are but he doesn't need to worry about that so you shake your head. “No, my job pays enough for the important things. It's just that I’m always kept in my apartment and it would be good to get out and work in person again. Plus this place is quite calming so it would be a perfect place to work.” you tell him. 

“ah gotcha, well ya can always ask Muffet, i'll even vouch for ya.” Stretch said. 

That gave you a lot of confidence in the topic, “Really? Just like that?” you ask. He responds by nodding his skull. You smile and finish your order and stand up, Sheriff follows, “Alright, I’ll ask her, thanks Stretch.” you tell him. He lifts up his honey in a cheer motion as Sheriff and you walk over to Muffet. 

Said monster saw the motion with one of her many eyes and turned to you, “Can I help you dearie?” she asks still with a smile on her face. 

You nod, “Yes, I was wondering if you had an opening anywhere on your staff. I would love to work in your café, it's practically the perfect atmosphere to work under.” you tell her.

She hums and if at all possible she smiles bigger, “I might have an opening, I’d have to double check. I just sent one of my girls to work at my other shop on the other side of town. Give me your number and I’ll contact you when or if you can work.” she informs you.

You pull out your phone and she does the same as you both exchange numbers. With the deed done you start your way back to Stretch, only to find that he is gone. Sighing, you wave goodbye to Muffet and leave her café. 

The day was coming to an end, there were fewer people on the streets and the sky was becoming an orange color. Much like Stretch’s hoodie he never takes off. 

You start your way back home nonetheless. 

When you get to the park you notice that the kid’s birthday party is coming to an end. Monsters and humans were getting into their cars and driving off. 

You see the two skeletons again. 

They are standing by the entrance of the park. 

Where you need to go for a shortcut to your apartment. 

You take in a deep breath and walk towards the park entrance. As you do though, you look over at the skeletons with just your eyes. You lock eyes with the eye lights of the shorter skeleton. 

Your arm starts to tingle just a bit but you think it's just the side effect of the magic that was in your food. (Stretch explained that Muffet uses a bit of her magic seasoning to give it a nice kick)

The two of you keep contact as you walk past them. Eventually though the contact breaks as you look forward down the trail with Sheriff by your side. 

Having such a strange event made you want to get home sooner rather than later. Which you do, you get back to your apartment in good time. Kick off your shoes, strip your clothes off to take a hot shower before going to make some food. 

When you look in the fridge however you notice you're low on eggs and milk. Which means tomorrow you'll have to get up early to get said items in time for breakfast. 

Groaning you grab something to eat and sit on the couch to eat and watch tv with Sheriff by your side. 

After an hour though you grow tired and decide to call it and go to bed. 

“Come on Sheriff, let's go to bed.” you tell him motioning him to the bedroom the two of you share. 

He follows you and soon curls up on YOUR bed. You give him a look as he finally gets comfortable. “You know you have your own bed.” you tell him. 

He just gives you a looking up face. 

You roll your eyes and get into your bed that you are apparently sharing tonight. 

You have this feeling that people sent you text messages but you decide to check those in the morning. 

Soon enough you fall asleep. 

The next morning you wake up to the sound of your alarm going off. You groan and shut it off. You then slowly rise from the grave and get up from your all too comfy bed. Then making your way over to the kitchen for some breakfast. 

It isn't until you open the fridge that you remember that you are out of your main ingredients for breakfast. No eggs for an omelet or anything, then no milk for even cereal. 

Groaning in more frustration you change into some clothes. Nothing fancy, just something decent to wear to walk over to the store and back. 

Unlike last time you went to the store, you don't have to go far for some eggs and milk. The only reason you went to the one deeper into town was because none of the closer stores sold the food Sheriff likes. 

But this time you're not getting things for Sheriff, he already has plenty of food unlike you in the current moment. 

After getting dressed you grab your keys and wallet. This time you left Sheriff at the apartment since you will need all your hands to carry your stuff back. Plus it made no sense to bring him with you for something so quick. 

You walk down the stairs and through the lobby, then eventually onto the streets. 

You walk to the nearest grocery store and quickly grab your items. Not wanting to bother with the lines with only two items, you go to the self checkout. Overall you're in and out within 10 minutes. 

You start your walk back to your apartment when you hear some kind of confrontation going on down one of the alleys. 

Ignoring all sense of danger you walk down it to see what was happening. 

You see a human man standing in front of someone who was on the ground. 

“Loser freak! Just die already! No one wants you around here de***!” the man then proceeds to kick the person on the ground repetitively. 

The very sight infuriates you. A grown a** man assaulting a helpless person. He should know better! 

In a fit of anger you grabbed your eggs, took one out and chucked it at the man. It hit him directly in the head. Bullseye! 

The man turned around looking very manly. 

‘Aww did I just threaten your masculinity? Suck it.’ you say to yourself and in your mind flip him off. 

He takes a step towards you but you're too quick for him. You held your phone up in full view. “Take one more threatening step towards me or that person and I’ll call the police and give them everything that is going on around here.” you threatened. 

The two of you lock eyes in a challenge. 

Eventually though the man gives up, throwing his arms in the air and walking away. You heard him use a long line of curse words towards you but you pay them no mind as you quickly make your way to the person on the ground. 

Only to stop when you see who it is that's beaten and on the ground.

A skeleton. 

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Seriously, how many skeleton monsters are there around here!? 

The man you chased off earlier was beating up a monster, well you didn't know if they were a monster or human, and personally you didn't really care. You just hate seeing someone getting bullied or beaten up. Monsters and humans alike. 

You walked up to the skeleton and squatted down, “Hey, are you okay?” you ask with concern in your voice. 

You were expecting them to say yes or no. 

What you weren't expecting was a red bone suddenly appearing from the ground. 

It would have hit you if you didn't feel the energy around you change and cause you to fall over. Thankfully you didn't drop your breakfast items. But you did let out a oof sound as your butt hit the ground. 

You looked back at the skeleton who was starting to stand and rub his skull. This gave you a clearer view of the skeleton. He wore mainly black and red. Dark red gloves, boots, and bandana. He wore a black leather jacket with tight jeans. 

He slowly turned around to you allowing you to see his face. He had 3 long and painful cracks on his left socket, red eyelights, and sharp teeth that were turned into a scowl. 

A scowl that is aimed at you. 

“YOU.” he practically growled loudly. 

His voice made you lock up. 

He walks towards you, the heels of his boots clicking onto the ground as he stomps walks. You were able to snap out of your frozen state and the first thing that came to mind was.

“Bye” 

Then you booked it. 

You ran out of the alleyway and back onto the streets. As you run though you try not to drop any of your items in hand. 

Unfortunately for you, you could hear the skeleton running towards you as well. “I AM GOING TO KILL YOU! GET BACK HERE YOU LOW LIFE HUMAN!!” he yelled. You didn't stop. He looks like he wants to kill you and him literally screaming it confirmed it. 

On instinct however you are running towards your apartment. 

You absolutely did not want this crazy skeleton, to whom you just saved minutes ago, to know where you live. Your next choice was to call Stretch for help but your phone is in your pocket and your hands are full. 

Literally and figuratively. 

Muffet’s was too far and may not even be opened yet. 

Your best choice was to try and lose him in the park. 

God you hate today. 

You take a sharp turn across the street when you see it is clear. This must have thrown the skeleton off a bit since he lost distance from you. At least from what you could hear. 

You then run into the park entrance and try to find the best place to duck under, or a place he can't get to. 

You can't climb the trees because your hands are still full. (You’ve gone through too much trouble to lose your breakfast now!) He’s too close to hide in the bushes. The only thing you can think of is to keep running around till you lose him or you run into someone you can stop the tiny tyrant. 

The two of you run around the entire park. 

You swear you feel like you're from one of those comedy animes. 

You were beginning to get really tired and running on fumes. The skeleton however was still going at you. 

Does this tyrant ever quit!?

“LEAVE ME ALONE YOU CRAZY TYRANT!!!!!!!!” you shouted at him, not looking back at him. 

“WHAT DID YOU CALL ME YOU LITTLE MAGGOT!?!” he shouted back. Great you got him even more mad and only fouled his rage, causing him to run faster towards you. 

You scream and push forward. 

Then you see it. 

Your savoir. 

The angle to stop this crazy skeleton.

Fight fire with fire. 

“HELP ME!!!!!” you shout at the other skeleton walking in front of you. 

Said skeleton stops and turns around.

The two of you run towards him and you use him as a middle ground. Something or someone that you can neither go over or around. Therefore the two of you were trapped in a game of stalemate. You are bouncing the opposite side that the tyrant took. 

You kinda feel bad for the skeleton you're surrounding. But you're too focused on the tiny tyrant that is literally trying to kill you. 

“I SWEAR WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER!!!” the tyrant shouted. 

“LIKE H***!! GO AWAY AND LEAVE ME ALONE YA FREAKING TYRANT!!!” you shouted back. 

The two of you exchange colorful words till finally the skeleton you're using as a shield speaks up. 

Or more like yells. 

“ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!” the skeleton then proceeds to block you. “BLACK! THIS IS NOT THE APPROPRIATE WAY TO ACT IN PUBLIC! YOU CAN NO GO AROUND THREATENING TO KILL PEOPLE!” said skeleton lectured. 

“ME!? SHE IS THE ONE WHO ASSAULTED A POLICE OFFICER WHEN HIS BACK WAS TURNED!” the tiny tyrant protested.

Officer? 

He’s a police officer!?! 

Wait. He’s a police officer that got jumped. 

Oh this is embarrassing for him. 

“ME!?! I never assaulted you! Some guy did! I chased him off! You're welcome for saving your nonexisting a**!” you shout back. 

“AS IF I WOULD BELIEVE A CRIMINAL! I SEE NO ONE ELSE AROUND TO ARREST FOR THE ASSAULT!” he shouts back. 

You roll your eyes, “I don't know! All I know is that he ran off the second I threatened to call the police!” you once again yell back. This is turning into a serious yelling match. 

“LIAR! YOU'RE UNDER ARREST!” he said, stepping closer to you. 

“TOUCH ME AND I SCREAM!”

“YOU’RE ALREADY SCREAMING WITCH!!!” 

“SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 

Both of you had to cover your ear, or at least for the tiny tyrant nonexisting ears, as the skeleton that was body blocking you screamed louder than both of you combined. 

“YOU BOTH ARE ACTING LIKE CHILDREN! BLACK! THE YOUNG LADY SAID THAT SHE DID NOT ASSAULT YOU AS AN OFFICER OF THE LAW IT IS YOUR JOB TO GET THE FULL STORY RATHER LETTING YOUR ANGER GET THE BETTER OF YOU! AND HUMAN! MY NAME IS BLUE AND THIS IS BLACK, IF YOU WISH TO FILE FOR A REPORT YOU CAN!” 

You slightly flinch at him yelling towards you, “I-I just want to go home and e-eat breakfast.” you mutter out, losing your screaming voice. 

On the plus side you got their names. Black being the tiny tyrant that has been chasing you for the past half hour. But you know you’ve heard the name Blue somewhere before.

The tiny tyrant then threw his hands up, “FINE! I GUESS YOU ARE CORRECT IN THE MATTER THAT YOU DID NOT ATTACK ME. YOU LOOK TOO WEAK TO GET EVEN 1 OF MY HP DOWN.” he stated. 

HP? 

“THERE. NOW WITH EVERYTHING SETTLED BLACK ISN’T IT TIME FOR YOU TO START YOUR SHIFT?” Blue stated towards Black. 

Said skeleton huffed and crossed his arms, glares at you before stomping off. Finally leaving you alone. You let out the breath you were holding and stepped out from behind Blue. “Thank you for that Blue.” you tell him, very grateful for his help. 

You're even more tired now than what you were before. 

Blue turns and looks at you with a smile, “OF COURSE HUMAN, BLACK MAY BE RUDE AND MEAN HE WOULD NEVER ACTUALLY KILL YOU. HE RESPECTS THE LAW TOO MUCH TO DO SO. THOUGH I WOULD REFRAIN FROM CALLING HIM NAMES IN THE FUTURE. HIS TEMPER DOES GET THE BETTER OF HIM FROM TIME TO TIME.” Blue tells you. 

You nod in agreement though you hope you never have to come in contact with Black ever again. Now that Blue is facing you, you can get a better picture of his looks. Blue wore gray jogging jeans, a lighter gray tank top, plus matching blue colored gloves, boots, and bandana. He also looked to be covered in sweat that gave off a blue tint to it.

“Thank you again. I’ll keep that in mind.” you tell him. 

“GOOD NOW IF THAT IS ALL I WILL RETURN TO MY EXERCISE ROUTINE.” he tells you with a smile. 

You nod and start your walk back to your apartment, your milk is getting too warm and your eggs are more than likely shattered. 

You let out a sigh. 

As you're leaving though, you remember where you’ve heard the name Blue before. 

You stop and turn to said skeleton, “Hey Blue?” said skeleton turns towards you with a ‘yes?’ look on his face. “You wouldn't happen to have a brother that goes by the name Stretch do you?” you ask him.  

Then his face shifts to one of pure excitement, “YOU KNOW MY BROTHER!?” 

You nod, “This high, orange hoodie all the time, laid back personality, he’s mentioned you a lot but it didn't click till now that you're his brother.” you tell him smiling too. 

“WOWIE! I AM GLAD MY BROTHER IS MAKING FRIENDS WITH PEOPLE. OH! WHERE ARE MY MANORS, LET ME HELP YOU GET YOUR THINGS TO YOUR PLACE. WHERE DO YOU LIVE?” he offers. 

“You don't have to do that, Blue. I got it.” you tell him. 

But he wasn't having it, “NONSENSE YOU ARE MY BROTHER’S FRIEND AND I WISH TO HELP YOU.” he says then proceeding to take the items from your hands. His smile turns to that of concern toward said items. “OH MY THESE ARE WARM, COME WE MUST HURRY TO GET THESE INTO THE FRIDGE.” he tells you and begins walking off. 

In the wrong direction.

“Um. Blue. My place is this way” you tell him pointing in the opposite direction. 

He then quickly changes direction and the two of you walk to your apartment. On the way the two of you make conversation. “SO HOW DID YOU MEET MY BROTHER?” Blue asks.

“Well we met when I went to the store a few weeks ago, my dog Sheriff spotted him and Mutt and kinda went after them. Stretch distracted him with a bone though, Mutt wasn't too thrilled as he just walked away and into the store. Stretch on the other hand helped me get my groceries in my car.” you tell him. 

He hums in response to your story. “INTERESTING. MY BROTHER IS NORMALLY ONE FOR KEEPING TO HIMSELF BUT I GUESS THE HELP OF YOUR CANINE ALLOWED HIM TO OPEN UP TO YOU. AS FOR MUTT, THAT IS NOT SURPRISING COMING FROM HIM.” Blue pondered, “HOW LONG HAVE YOU BEEN IN TOWN?” he asks.

“Only a few weeks, so not long at all. Also how do you know Mutt?” you ask. 

“HE IS BLACK’S BROTHER AND WE ALL LIVE TOGETHER.” he tells you. 

“Really?” you imagine seeing those two together and it clicks, “Yeah that would make sense.” you mutter out. “So is it just the four of you?” you ask.

Blue shakes his skull, “NOPE THERE ARE A FEW MORE LIVING IN THE SAME HOUSE, IT MADE SENSE TO LIVE TOGETHER SINCE SOME OF US PREFER COMMUTING WITH OTHERS. PLUS IT'S CONVENIENT.” he tells you. 

“How many are there?” you ask once again. 

It takes Blue a minute to give you an answer, “AS FAR AS I AM AWARE THERE ARE 8 OF US LEAVING UNDER THE SAME ROOF.” he tells you. 

You hum in response, that's a lot of skeletons, and as far as you know you’ve met maybe 6 or 7 of them. You personally lost count after a bit. 

The two of you continue to talk about various things, your hoodies, your family, and more. It was pretty amazing how much you've learned from each other in the short walk to your apartment.

You learned that Blue enjoys making tacos, puzzles, exercise, and hanging out with friends. You also learned that he too is an officer and works in the same police station as Black. 

In return Blue learned what you do for a living, that you as well love to exercise (Blue is totally planning a day for the two of you to meet up and run a few laps), and your favorite foods. The two of you finished up with talking about Stretch. 

(Elsewhere: Stretch sneezes.) 

Eventually the two of you get to your apartment building, “Yelp I think I can get my things from here, thanks for your help Blue. See you again?” you injure as you take back your items. 

Blue seemed to get an idea and pulled out his phone, “LET'S EXCHANGE NUMBERS SO WE CAN PLAN ANOTHER MEETING TOGETHER!” he exclaimed excitedly. 

Shifting your things around, you grab your phone and give it to him to exchange your numbers. Once done he hands you back your phone then puts it back in your pocket. “Sweet, I’ll text you later Blue!” you tell him as you walk into your building. 

He stands there waving at you until the both of you lose sight of each other. 

You walk up to your apartment, pull out your keys and walk into your apartment. Making a b-line for the fridge. 

You put your hopefully not ruined items in the fridge and check the time. 

It's way past breakfast. 

Sighing you reach over to make yourself something to consume. You were kinda planning on starting up your exercise routine but after that trip. You’ll pass. 

Instead you flop right onto the couch and spend most of your day being lazy and doing whatever it is you want. Well. Anything that didn't include going out. You have a feeling the tiny tyrant hasn’t stopped looking for you in the area. Plus you don't feel like running into more skeletons today. 

After a few episodes of a random tv show you were watching, you decided to turn your attention to something different. Like looking up all the information you can on monsters. You had heard the rumors but never looked too deep into it, and the information on your apartment didn't say anything about the monsters. Guess they assumed you would know before coming. Or they didn't want to scare you away. 

You pull out your phone and type in ‘monster’ in the search bar, only to have images of bigfoot and ghosts. You rolled your eyes and retyped ‘real monster’, this time it was just bigfoot. 

Seriously. 

You once again typed ‘Mount Ebott monsters’ this time you got somewhere. According to the internet monsters were released 3 years ago and have been living on the surface since then. Before that they were locked under mount Ebott by a magical barrier that humans once placed. But now they live on the surface where they can live in peace. Unfortunately humans were not all accepting. Most humans didn't want monsters around and many people moved away from Ebott because of that. The mayor and the ambassador of monster, Frisk, came to an agreement. 

Monsters were allowed to go anywhere in Ebott, but they can not leave the city, nor can they enter certain areas of the city. They do have to obey the laws and can not use their magic on other people. At least not in public and against the human’s will. 

There are areas around the city that are color coordinated to keep both monsters and humans safe from each other and from the violence.

The white zone is where monsters are not allowed to go, that area is only for humans who, for whatever reason cannot or will not leave Ebott. The white zone is also where a lot of monster haters live to get away from monsters. 

The gray zones are where there are more humans than monsters, monsters are allowed to go into the gray zones but most don't since the gray zones are normally closer to the white zones and monster haters tend to be around in those areas. 

The red zones are where the humans and monsters really meet up. Monsters are not allowed to own property or housing, however they can rent out one as long as the true owner is human. Though now there have been some troubling signs of violence in that area as of late. 

The blue zone is the area where monsters and humans live in peace with each other. It is also where some monsters have their businesses for both humans and monsters. Both races love some of the more popular places like MTT restaurants and resorts, Muffet’s, and Grillby’s. Monsters are also allowed to own property or housing in the area. 

The green zone is where the majority of monsters live, humans can go there but they must be respectful towards monsters, who are normally extremely open minded. 

Of course there are exceptions to these rules. For example, if a monster were to be sent to any of the no monster zones, they must have a signed document that they are legally allowed to be there. If they show the paper then they are not allowed to be harmed in any way. If they are then there will be serious repercussions towards the culprits. 

Likewise if a human were to be hurt by a monster in any of the zones then both parties must complete a full report to the police. Even a small accident. The punishment will be talked over with both the powers of human government and monster royalty. All decisions will be watched over by the ambassador of monsters to make sure each party is fair. 

You scroll past the legal stuff.

Monster businesses. 

Monsters are allowed to own business but only in the blue and green zones. The most popular of the businesses being MTT restaurants, providing customers with exciting entertainment, delicious food, and an interesting display of decorations. Everything from neon lights to feathers everywhere.

The owner is Mettaton, who was the number one entertainment for monsters when they were underground. Mettaton is a robot monster who enjoys the eye-catching extravaganza of fashion. Mettaton is also looking into expanding, though there is not much room to expand upon since Mettaton is good friends with their so called rivals, Muffet and Grillby. 

Muffet is known for her dazzling baked goods and sweets. She currently owns 5 cafes and 2 bakeries. Down in the underground she was known for being very greedy, but since she has to now follow the rules of the surface, she has since lowered her prices of her goods. Another reason being that no one wanted to buy from her because of said high prices. 

There is the legendary bartender Grillby, the wonder of Grillby’s. Said monster only owns one bar and grill. He has the option and opportunity to expand but the silent monster decided to keep things simple and in front of him. Of course though he does have connections to different places to sell his products. 

All monster owners are most popular for the foods that they infuse with hints of magic. It does not affect the human body aside from minor sensations and pain relief. Most humans report a tingling feeling as they consume monster food. In some cases those who suffer from pain or illness start to feel better after eating monster food. Monsters reassure humans that the food they make is non-addictive and safe for humans to consume. 

Monsters rely on magic for most of their daily lives. Each magic is different in each indiviuals. It is even more distinct in different species of monsters. For example, goat monsters like the king and queen use fire magic. The queen does use healing magic but her attack magic is fire based. 

Within the monster community there are monsters called Boss monsters. Boss monsters are significantly more powerful than regular monsters. They contain more magical power and have high fighting skills. The king and queen are an example of boss monsters. 

There is still plenty we do not know about monsters and the human race is in no hurry to push them for answers either. 

When you finally finish reading through everything you feel as if you have a better understanding of monsters. At least from what the internet can tell you. 

So monsters have been released for 3 year? 

That’s how long you’ve had your injury on your arm. You look down at said arm. Could the monsters have been the cause of that day?

You shake your head, “No. They wouldn't do that to anyone.” you tell yourself. 

You get off your couch and walk over to your room. Sheriff already went to your bed to call it good night. You sigh and get changed into your pjs for the night. While getting dressed you think over everything you just learned. If you’d have to guess, your apartment is most likely in the gray or red zone. If you are in the red zone then you must be in one of the better sides of town. Same goes with the gray zone. 

If that were the case then it is probably for the best that none of the skeletons show up around here for their safety. 

Though there isn't anything against you going over to their place! 

You pulled out your phone and were about to text Blue to see if you could hang out with them. 

That is until you saw the time. It was really late in the night, so late that you're surprised you're still standing. If you text Blue at this hour then it would be considered rude, so you decide to put it off to tomorrow. For now you plug your phone in and crawl into bed. When you get under the blankets and your head lays on the pillow is when the wave of tiredness hits you hard. 

You fall asleep rather instantaneously. 

While you were sleeping in your apartment, someone was talking about you elsewhere. 

“I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE YOU MADE A HUMAN FRIEND AND NOT TELL ME BROTHER!” Blue scolded towards Stretch. 

Said skeleton had a look of shock on his face hearing his brother mention about you, “whatcha mean bro? i didn't tell ya cause it isn't a big deal.” Stretch told his brother.

“NOT A BIG DEAL!? PAPY THIS A VERY BIG DEAL! ALL YOU DO IS GO TO MUFFETS AND STAY AT HOME WORKING YOURSELF TO DUST.” Blue continued to scold. 

“whatcha two yellin’ about in her’.” ushered a new skeleton you have not met yet. He wore a red sweater, black shorts, a jacket thrown over his shoulder, and his signature golden tooth. 

“MY BROTHER MADE A HUMAN FRIEND! I GOT TO MEET HER TODAY AS BLACK WAS ABOUT TO HARM HER. WHICH I RESOLVED FLAWLESSLY IF I DO SAY SO MYSELF!” Blue exclaimed, making a proud pose for his amazing save. 

The new skeleton rolled his eye lights, “like h*** that's anythin’ to celebrate about. humans aint nothin’ but trouble.” he commented as he walked towards the fridge and pulled out a yellow bottle of mustard. 

“HOW WOULD YOU KNOW? YOU’VE NEVER EVEN SEEN HER LET ALONE MET HER.” Blue exclaimed. 

“don't have ta, all humans are da same. end of story.” grouchy skeleton said as he walked off from the conversation. 

Blue huffs and turns back towards his brother. Only to find him gone. 

“PAPY!!! THAT'S CHEATING!!” Blue yelled up the stairs. This in turn was rewarded by a series of groans and shouts towards the small skeleton. One being more prominent in saying ‘SHUT THE F*** UP!!!!!’ this caused said small skeleton to flinch and cover his mouth. “SORRY EVERYONE!!” 

Once again there were the groans and shouts turning the once peaceful household into one of loudness. Eventually though all the skeletons that live in the house go quiet for the night. A few can't seem to get you out of their minds. Others could care less about you. Then there are a couple who have no clue who you are. 

Oh boy. Your life is going to get interesting. 

Chapter Text

The next morning you had gotten woken up by the sound of your phone going off. You didn't set any kind of alarm so you reached over and answered your phone. “Hello?” you greeted in your zombie-like state. 

“Hello dearie, it's me Muffet. I just called to see if you could come in for a quick meeting with me. If you're still interested in the job, that is.” Muffet said getting straight to the point. 

You look over at your clock by the side of your bed to see that it wasn't a terrible time. Sure you would prefer to sleep in a little bit longer but you really were interested in the job offer. “Sure, I can be over there in a few.” you tell her.

“Sounds great dearie! See you in a bit!” she says hanging up. 

You flop back down on your pillow and lay there for a few seconds before groaning and getting up finally. 

You have a slight headache and your eyelids feel light 50 tons weights. You shuffled to the bathroom across the hall and splashed some water on your face to help wake you up. It works especially well when you are too sleepy to realize the water is cold. 

You shook off the freezing water and got to getting ready. 

You didn't get anything to eat since you're going to Muffet’s anyways. You can always grab something from her before your meeting. You also opted not to take a shower and instead change into clean clothes and spray on some perfume. You then grabbed your keys and wallet and headed off. 

You told yourself to take Sherrif out after your meeting with Muffet. Feeling that this is a little too important to have Sheriff running around. 

You'll make it up to him after your meeting.

You walk down and out of your building and towards Muffet’s. Of course taking the shortcut through the park. As you’re walking you start to notice that there are few monsters around. Which got you thinking about what you read last night. 

‘Could I seriously be in one of the zones that hates monsters?’ You think to yourself. You personally think it’s a real shame. Monsters have been nothing but nice to you, except Black aka tiny tyrant. You wouldn’t consider Mutt being rude since he didn’t really talk to you. But even then all the monsters you’ve met have been pretty good to you.

Of course the skeletons weren’t the ONLY monsters you’ve met. 

On your trips to the grocery store you would go to the same monster, who you learned his name is Burgerpants. (you internally call him BP for short) He seems like a closed off guy, and he is, but he doesn’t mind the occasional talk for a second or two. Plus you bought him some gum one time while shopping. (You saw him finish a pack when you walked by) So slowly but surely he’s warming up to you.

Then of course there’s Muffet, at least you hope she’s a friend. You know she is being very nice to let you try out for the job. That’s gotta count for something.

Then of course there are some monster children who love to see and pet Sheriff. 

So as you said, you’re not complaining about the monster population. 

You walk out the other end of the park and onto the streets where you pass by both monsters and humans. Most likely your apartment is right next to the blue zones. In which case would suggest that you live in the red zone. You’re personally glad that you’re close to the blue zone instead of the gray and white zones. You have a feeling that the people who live there are se*ists and racists. 

You shake those negative thoughts out of your head and keep walking towards Muffet’s. You’re curious what she will have you do. Personally you don’t care if you’re stuck being her janitor. The atmosphere in the area is perfect to relax you. Plus on times when you’re not working you can text friends or work on something else for your main job. 

With a new mood you walk over to Muffet’s and enter. You see that it isn’t too busy at the moment aside from one or two people. Muffet of course is standing by the counter refilling her display case. She looks up when she hears the bell go off. 

“Oh! My hello there dearie! Good to see you again!” She exclaimed with a smile.

You smile back and nod, “Agreed, I was wondering. Would it be too much trouble to eat one of your products before we start?” You ask.

“Of course! What would you like?” She asks.

You think it over and decide on the same thing you had the other time you were here, but with a different drink this time. “A Spider Donut and coffee, please” you tell her. She quickly rings up your order and you pay for it. She takes it and heads to the back to start making and gathering your order. 

You go sit down at one of the nearby tables and wait for your order. 

You stare out the window for a little bit before turning to your phone and text Stretch. 

‘Hey dude’ you start

He doesn't respond right away so you go to his brother’s contact. You didn't get the chance to change or edit it the way you wanted so you decided to do that while you wait. Blue had set his contact name as ‘THE MAGNIFICENT BLUE!!!’ yes in all caps. You decided to leave the text but dispose of the exclamation points. His number stayed since you needed that of course. Your phone allows you to put relations so you typed, ‘super cool friend’ in it. 

Stretch’s contact name is still ‘Assistant Grocery Helper’ but in the relations you put his name. Just something funny you did. 

You then heard your name being called and you looked up to see Muffet with your items in hand. You get up and take them from her, you thank you and she says, “Don't mention it dearie, eat your food and come see me in the back olay?” 

You nod and agree as the two of you split, her going back into the back, you going to your seat again. 

You look out the window and sip on your coffee. You hate having your hot coffee go cold, which is why you drink it down first before eating. You love the taste of caffeine, you used to hate it but now you can’t live without it. If you did you probably would suffer throughout your life. H*** for all you know you could be soulless without your coffee! 

You do eventually dig into your donut and munch on it too. Can’t forget about you, you delicious treat!

If someone were to tell you a few months to a year ago, that you’d be eating something that supposedly has spiders in it. You’d probably thought they were crazy and you’d probably have thrown up on the spot. 

Though Stretch did tell you the last time you saw him here, that the spiders die from natural causes and are grounded up into fine powder. Apparently that is an okay thing in the underground.

You finish your donut and chug the rest of your coffee that was starting to get too cold. You then throw away your trash and head towards the back where Muffet said she would be.

Sure enough the second you enter you see her baking away the day. She stops shortly after noticing you enter. She brushes off the flour from her hands onto the apron. “Welcome to the next dearie! Have a seat!” She says.

You look around to find a seat but you don’t see a chair. It isn’t until you feel something bump the back of your legs that you turn around and see a slightly moving chair. Along with thousands of small black spiders. 

They of course scurry once they notice you about to sit down. They then proceed to climb the walls and up to the ceiling where you believe they made their home at.

God please don’t jump onto me from up there.

Muffet seemed to catch on to your concern as she says, “Don’t worry dearie, my baby’s are well behaved and won’t land on anyone without being given permission first. They are also non venomous so you don’t have to worry about getting a lethal pinch.” She tells you with a giggle as a spider gracefully lands on one of fingers. 

You nod showing you understand, then she continues. 

“So tell me a bit about yourself dearie.” she said, giving you a closed eyes smile and a tilt of her head. 

You hummed and thought over what you would say, “Well I have another job but it’s all work from home and it's not healthy for me to stay at home all day. I was hoping to work for you just to earn some extra money but also to get me out  of my apartment. Plus the atmosphere here is going to definitely be a change from my main job. But other than that I enjoy running around the park and reading fantasy themed stories.” you tell her.

She hums, “And where exactly do you live?” she asks.

Normally you wouldn't tell anyone where you live for fear of them coming for you, but in this case you'll make an exception. “I live at (A/A) on the second floor.” you  tell her.

Once again she hums at your answer, “That's awfully close to the gray zone dearie, I unfortunately don't have any property closer to your apartment. But seeing as how you said you love to run, I don't see transportation being an issue.” she said with a slight giggle at the end.

You nod, "And when in doubt I have a car I can use." You add.

"I have just one more question to ask and I think depending on your answer, we may get started on your time here. Now then, how do you feel about monsters?" She inquired.

You don't hesitate to answer her, "They are better than most humans I've met." 

You guess she wasn't expecting that cause she starts laughing. It kinda caught you off guard a bit but you soon relaxed and let her laugh. 

"Ueee hee hee hee! My oh my, that's the first I've gotten as a response, normally I get either "no" or "not all of them" kind of responses. Apologies for the outburst dearie." She explains.

"Not at all, that was the first time I heard you laugh actually." 

"Well it doesn't happen often, at least not like that. I think it is safe to say that you are hired! Send me your schedule so I can see when you can work!" She tells you as you both stand. "I may also call you in suddenly when I need an extra hand around here so don't be too shocked if you hear from me sooner or on days you're not scheduled to work. You can always say no of course." She adds as you two walk out of the back and into the main.

"Of course, thank you Muffet." You tell her, giving her a smile as you head for the door. Not paying close enough attention because you bump straight into someone. "Oh I'm sorry! Also bye Muffet!" You say before moving past the person you bumped into, who was coming into the cafe. You then start your walk back home. 

Completely unaware of the red eyelights glaring down at you from a tall skeleton.

On your walk home you decided to check your phone to see if you got any messages from Stretch and there was. 

'sup' was all he sent.

'Yolo' you send back.

'heard ya met meh bro the other day’

‘Yep, really nice. Without him I’m sure Black would have killed me.’

‘heh he probably would have made you Black and Blue ’

You giggled, ‘Nice one’

‘thanks’

You smiled and was about to end the conversation when Stretch sent you another text.

‘you available to hang out with me and a few others?’ 

‘Sure! You all cool if I bring Sheriff? He needs to get out of the house for a bit.’ you ask.

There’s a small pause but he eventually responds. ‘sure’ 

You smile and quicken your pace just a bit, ‘Where should we meet up?’ you ask. 

‘park entrance?’

‘Sounds good! Can't wait to hang again!’ 

You sent the message and briefly looked up from your phone. 

Only to see car headlights coming at you. 

You freeze like a deer. 

Your brain doesn't even register what is happening. The only thing you know is that you're about to get hit by a car. 

That is until someone grabs onto the back of your shirt and forcefully yanks you out of the street. You're forced so hard back that you fumble and land with your back pressed up against the front of your savor. 

You blink back into reality. The car that was about to hit you went zooming by, obviously breaking the speeding limit. You put her hand to your chest only to realize that your heart is pumping extremely fast. You also release the breath you have been holding. 

You almost died. 

“WATCH WHERE YOU ARE GOING YOU PATHETIC HUMAN! HMP! THE USE OF PHONE ARE NOT WORTH DYING FOR!” yelled a voice from behind you.

You looked up and saw a very tall, very shark, and very angry skeleton. 

This skeleton looked similar to Stretch but absolutely different in many ways. For one he has scars on his eye like Black, also like Black, this tall skeleton wore mainly black leather and red gloves, boots, and scarf (instead of a bandana). His teeth were also very sharp like a shark. 

You don't say or do anything, just looking up at him. 

“DID YOU HAVE A STROKE AND DIED HUMAN?! HOW ABSOLUTELY USELESS! LUCKY FOR YOU, I AM IN A HURRY! OTHERWISE I WOULD ARREST YOU FOR JAYWALKING AND ENDANGERMENT!” he lectured you, bending down lower and lower towards you. 

You shrink back every time he inches closer. 

After his lecture he stands up straight and stomps off, you notice that he has a coffee cup in his other hand. You watch him stomp out of view. Once he was out of view completely you turn around, look both ways and run towards the safety of your apartment. 

You run into the building and up to your apartment, unlock the door and are greeted by Sheriff. Said dog is really happy to see you, his tail going 100 mph and having a happy face. You smile and give him tons of pets, just enough to get you back into a good mood and away from the fact that you almost died. 

Once you were done and in a better mood, you grabbed Sheriff’s leash and attached it to his collar. He got excited once again, his tail picking up more speed. Even let out a bark or two to show he was excited and wanted to go now.. 

You giggle and start heading back out. 

You have a feeling that after today you're going to stay inside most of the time. You don't mind, you do need to do a few things around the apartment. 

The two of you walk down and out of your apartment building and make your way towards the park entrance. When you do you see Stretch and Blue, along with a few other skeletons. 

Stretch is still wearing his orange hoodie as always, this time with black shorts. Blue was wearing a dark blue almost back shirt with denim pants, then of course his classic blue bandana and gloves, though he's wearing different colored boots. 

You recognize the other two skeletons to be Mutt and Black. Why were they here? Well you're gonna ask. 

“Hey!!’ you called out to the group. 

Said group turned towards you, Black seemed startled by something when he saw you. You're not sure at what though. Blue seemed surprised and was also looking at you. Stretch and Mutt had zero facial change. 

You get up to the group, Black had taken a few steps back and now that you were closer you can tell what he was startled by. 

He was startled by Sheriff. 

So not only did he get jumped a few days ago, but now he is scared of dogs. 

Oh boy you're practically being given material to hang over his head at this point. 

“Don't worry he’s well trained. He wont come at you.” you tell him. 

“Don’ remembe’ that bein’ a thin’ a few weeks ago.” Mutt commented. 

You roll your eyes, “He’s come a long way since then. Thanks to Stretch.” you say motioning towards said skeleton. 

Said skeleton seemed to glow a bit orange and rubbed the back of his neck. “it was nothing. really.” 

You smiled then turned to Blue, “So any idea what we are doing?” you ask.

“WE WERE GOING TO GO TO THE MONSTER FESTIVAL IN TOWN, PA- MY BROTHER THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO INVITE YOU HUMAN!” he told you. 

“Aww thanks for thinking of me big guy.” you tease Stretch and gently jab him in the side with your elbow. 

Once again he is covered in orange. Is that a skeleton’s way of blushing? Interesting. 

“So what’s a monster festival all about anyway?” you question, leaving the poor skeleton alone. 

“ITS A FESTIVAL FOR MONSTER, IDIOCTIC HUMAN. MUST IT BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS.” Black stated. 

You have a feeling he is not happy to see you let alone that you're coming with them. 

You roll your eyes, “I know that already, but thanks for the clarification.” you state towards him. 

Thankfully Blue seemed to get that you still don't understand and tell you about the monster festivals. “MONSTER FESTIVALS ARE EVENT PLANNED OUT BY US MONSTERS. THEY ARE HELD ONCE A MONTH IN THE GREEN ZONE. MONSTERS AND HUMANS GO THERE TO SELL MERCHANDISE AND GET FOOD, AND PLAY FESTIVAL GAMES. IT'S REALLY FUN AND I AM VERY GLAD YOU ARE COMING! THE OTHERS WERE TOO BUSY TO COME ALONG. I FEARED WE WOULD BE STUCK WITH THESE TWO THE ENTIRE TIME.” Blue motioned towards Mutt and Black. 

“HEY!!” both said in unison. 

Blue ignores them and keeps telling you about the festival as all five of you start your walk deeper into town. He tells you about all the other times he and his brother went and how much fun they had playing games and winning small but cool prizes. Blue even won a gold fish one time. 

The five of you go deeper and deeper until you come upon a rather large festival. There were tents and booths set up, small rides that look to be made for kids, and there were a few food trucks as well. There were also hundreds of people around! Both monsters and humans! 

You're pretty sure you have stars in your eyes. 

You're snapped out of your amazement when you see a balloon dart stand. “THEY HAVE BALLOON DARTS!!” you shouted as you grabbed the nearest hand and pulled the person with you towards the booth. You hope that the person was Blue but you're too focused on getting to other darts to really register who it was. 

You finally get to the booth and are surprised to see the same cat monster at the booth. “Burgerpants? I didn't know you’d be here.” you call out to him.

Hearing his name being called, he turns his head towards you. He seemed to perk up a bit at the sight of you, “Oh hey there.” he says. He doesn't talk much but you learned to go with it. He looked up above you to the person still behind you. He then began to shrink and sweat. 

You gave him a confused look and was about to ask what's wrong, right before the person behind you spoke. “wow didn’ think ya be friends with the fry cook. now that’s hilarious.” 

You turned around to see that it was not Blue to whom you grabbed.

It was Mutt. 

You rolled your eyes, “And? You have a problem with who I befriend?” you retort back to him. 

He quirked a bone brow, “ain’t meh business who ya ‘befriend’, and besides. ya were the one that grabbed meh suddenly and drag meh alone.” he points out. 

“My mistake then.” you let go of his hand and walk back to the booth, you pull out your wallet and give Burgz some cash, “Deal me in.” you say with determination. 

Burgerpants does so, giving you 5 darts. You pick them up and align your body to one of the balloons. Once you feel confident enough you throw the dart at the balloon, it looks spot on. 

Until the dart made a sharp turn. 

And came right back at you. 

You yelped and dodged as it lodged itself in the wood of a shelf in one of the booths behind you. You turned towards said dart, “What the f*** was that!?!” you exclaimed. You turned back to Burgerpants who looked just as surprised as you and even more nervous. 

Then you turn to Mutt who is now balling in laughter. 

He did something. You just don't know what. 

“You did that. Didn't you.” you practically challenged him. 

He slowly stopped his laughter, “donno what ya talkin about princess.” he said in a mocking tone. 

You glared at him for a few before turning back to the game. Repositioning and trying again, though this time you were the one with the quick moves. Before the dart left your hand, you turned on your heels and threw the dart at Mutt. 

Then just like last time the dart took a sharp turn downwards. Like it hit a wall or something. “I knew it! Cheater!” you exclaimed towards Mutt. 

Mutt still kept his cool demeanor and shrugged without another word. 

You huffed, then picked up the two darts, “If you cheat again you have to buy me anything I want!” you exclaimed. That seemed to catch him off guard, just enough to do what you needed to do and throw two darts. Both of which made perfect hits on the balloons, effectively popping them. “Yes!’ you exclaimed. 

Burgerpants and Mutt seemed surprised by your accuracy. You shrugged under their stares, “I love darts and I’m a great shot.” you admit. 

Your father’s side of the family taught you how to use a gun, bow and arrow, and even spears. Mainely guns though. 

Mutt left you alone after that, either he got bored of messing with you, or he didn't want to pull the same trick twice. Or both. You were thankful though because you made 4 out of 5 of the shots. You looked around and picked out your prize which was a huge stuffed animal that looked and felt so squishy! 

You claimed your prize, waved goodbye to Burgerpants as you walked off to find the others. 

Mutt in tow as well.

It takes the two of you a while to find the other, mainly because you kept getting distracted by all the different things being sold at the festival. Most of which were made and sold by monsters. You were now a sucker for monster things. Im mean, there was a glowing blue plant in a pot! Though you weren't sure why it was in a soundproofed container. 

Mutt actually had to drag you from several of the booths. Several times. 

Eventually though you found the others standing in line for a food truck. 

“Hey! Guys!” you call out as you make your way towards them. 

They looked towards you, Blue of course waving at you, “HELLO HUMAN! OH WOWIE! THAT'S AN AMAZING STUFFED ANIMALS YOU GOT THERE!” he exclaims. 

You nod with a proud smile.

“got kinda worried for ya when ya ran off and dragged mutt with ya.” Stretch commented 

“Sorry to worry you Stretch, I guess I got too excited when I saw the dart.” you sheepishly admitted. 

The five of you moved up in the line to the food truck.

“so did mr. grumpy win you that plush?” Stretch asked. 

You shook your head, “Nope I won it all by myself.” you tell him. 

“yep, the princess here has some skill in projectiles,” Mutt commented. 

Stretch seemed surprised and seemed to flinch a bit, he then turned to you with a surprised look, “seriously?” 

You nod as all of you stepped up to the food truck. Black is the first to order, not surprising. “GIVE ME YOU LEAST GREASY ITEM ON YOUR MENU!” he then walks off and Blue steps up. 

“I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE THE FUNNEL CAKE PLEASE.” Blue then steps to the side but doesn't leave, he must be paying. You don't want him to do that so you will order last.

Stretch is the next to walk up, “candy apple and a hotcat thank you” he then joins his brother. 

Then it was Mutt’s turn, “barbecue chops.” he to leaves and joins his brother.  

Blue and Stretch then look at you, “YOUR TURN HUMAN.” Blue tells you. 

“Na, you guys go ahead and pay for your food. I’ll get my own.” you tell them. 

Blue put on a pouty face and stomped his foot. “NONSENSE HUMAN, YOU ARE OUR FRIEND AND WE WILL PAY FOR YOUR FOOD AS WELL AS OURS! MONSTERS USED GOLD IN THE UNDERGROUND AND BEFORE THE ECONOMY GOT USE TO THE INCREASE IN GOLD, WE CASHED MOST OF IT IN SO YOU DO NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT MONEY WITH US.” Blue tells you. 

“Wait. Seriously? You guys are loaded?” you were taken off guard by this. 

Both Blue and Stretch nodded. 

“Wow. okay then, but I’m paying you back next time.” you tell them before putting in your order. Blue then pays for everyone’s meal. 

“glad to hear that there will be a next time kiddo” Stretch tells you with a smile.

“Of course there’s gonna be a next time! Especially with me working at Muffet’s now.” you tell him. 

“so ya got the job? that's great kiddo, I get to see you and my favorite cafe owner.” Stretch comments looking very happy. Others might not know he was happy but you've been around him long enough to know that the smirk on his face and the look of his eyes, both of those combined, means he's really happy. 

“ya gonna be workin for Muffet?” Mutt asks. 

You nod, “Yep! I already have a job that I can work online, but working for Muffet will get me outside of my apartment and open into a better atmosphere than most workplaces.” you tell them. 

“ THOUGH I DO NOT LIKE TO GO TO MUFFET’S, IT WILL BE NICE TO SEE A FRIENDLIER FACE IN THE AREA.” Blue tells you. 

You tilt your head, “You don't like Muffet’s?” you inquire. 

“IT IS NOT THAT I DO NOT LIKE MUFFET OR HER BUSINESS, SHE DOES GREAT WORK AND I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO SUPPORT HER AND HER BUSINESS. I JUST HAVE HIGH STANDARDS AND PREFER TO EAT THINGS THAT I MAKE MYSELF.” Blue says. 

You're not hurt by Blue’s opinion and you're sure that Muffet feels the same as you. 

“its also because he hates the fact that she calls him shorty.” Stretch snickers into your ear. 

You giggle at the statement, Blue is not short by any means, but you guess when compared to the others or even Muffet herself, he would be considered short. 

The five of you ate, laughed, and played a few more games at the festival. Stretch was kind enough to buy you some buttercup tea to use when you're stressed. Blue and Black got into a heated battle with many of the games. They seemed to be battling out a bet of some kind. 

Not wanting to bother them, you left and wandered around with Stretch and Mutt. Mutt ultimately left when Black called for him. So it was just Stretch and yourself. 

The two of you continue with your original plan on just walking around the festival. You look through the shops and all the interesting things they have set out on display. You find the items that monsters make very fascinating to say the least. 

Unfortunately the day was coming to an end. 

The two of you make your way towards the area you entered through. Of course you don't do it very fast. You really didn't want this day to end and you have a feeling Stretch had the same opinion. 

“Thank you.” 

Stretch slows his speed even more and turns to you with a bone brow raised. “what for kiddo?” he inquired. 

“For being my friend. For such an amazing day. For everything.” you confess without a second thought. “Ever since I met you everything around here has been nothing but exciting. So thank you, Stretch.” 

Stretch’s confused look turns to one of a soft smile, “same here kiddo. i've enjoyed the time we’ve spent together.” he tells you. 

They two of you make it to the entrance where you see the others gathered. You call out to them and wave towards them, they all hear you of course and turn to look at the two of you. When the whole group is back together you make your way back to the park and ultimately to your apartment. 

You tell the boys good night before heading over and up to your apartment. 

Sheriff was still with you throughout the whole evening. He was very good around a crowd of monsters. Occasionally you had to get onto him when he would start jumping on certain monsters, but he only did it because he was excited, and by ‘certain monsters’ you really mean dog monsters. It was kinda cute to see their interaction not gonna lie. 

The two of you get to your apartment and settle back in. You put away your new items into their appropriate locations. Then you go to take a shower to wash away all the dirt and sweat you've collected throughout the day. When you were done you got dressed, Sheriff had already claimed your bed as his. You sigh and go to the kitchen to grab something quick to eat before going to bed. Then you wanted something to drink, so you decided to try the new buttercup tea Stretch got you. So you started a pitcher of hot water and a small cup of buttercup tea, then ultimately combined the two. 

To your surprise it was very good, very sweet. It also seemed to have some magical properties to it because you became instantly relaxed and the small amount of worry instantly went away. 

You take your snack and new favorite drink with you to bed, unfortunately you did have to push Sheriff out of the way a bit in order to get in properly. 

Sheriff didn't really care, he just moved and got comfy once again. You smiled at him and gave him a few gentle pets. You then turned over, took one final chug of your tea before heading off to dreamland. 

You fell asleep quite easily. 

Unfortunately you couldn't have known that someone would sneak into the garage that housed your precious car. You also couldn't prevent what that someone would do next to your precious car. 

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The next day you get up and start your morning routine; get a shower (even though you got one last night), get dressed in normal clothes, eat breakfast, brush teeth, and then over all clean yourself up for the day. Of course that day you didn't have much plan, you were going to work on your main work projects. Getting some of those out of the way. 

You also make sure to feed Sheriff before you surround yourself with work.

After that you grabbed a few snack items, plugged in some music, and began your long hours of work on the system of the project. 

You really do love your job. You just hate how tedious it is sometimes. 

You work for a long few hours but eventually you run out of snacks. So you decided now would be the best time to take a break. You've gotten a lot done already, you might actually finish up earlier than expected. Which in turn means you get to spend the rest of the day doing what you want! 

You're snapped out of your excited mood when there's a knock at your door. 

You weren't expecting anyone. 

You walk over to the door and cautiously open it, only to relax when you see that it is your landlord. “Sir? What brings you here this morning?” you stop and check the time. Yep, still morning hours! 

“Unfortunately nothing good, (Y/N). I need you to come with me to your car. There seemed to have been an incident.” he tells you. 

Your heart sinks and you quickly grab your keys, then the two of you quickly get out to the parking garage where all the people in the apartment park their cars. When you get there you see the horrible sight before you. 

Someone had completely vandalized your car. 

The tires were slashed, a window smashed, the seat by said window ripped to shreds, and it looked like the culprit keyed your car to so much that it hurts to look at it. This was the first car your parents gave you, sure it wasn't anything brand new and it did have its rough spots, but it still ran, had AC, and was good looking in your eyes. But now it was trashed. 

“The police are taking statements from any and all possible witnesses who were out at the time. They want to talk to you too. I told them that you most likely didn't even know about it and offered to tell you before they did.” your landlord told you. 

You felt tears trying to push their way out of your eyes. You bit back, just as you thought you’d get a smooth going day today. “Thank you for telling me first. Where are the officers now?” you ask him. 

“We would be me right here ma’am.” a voice said from the other side of your damaged car. You turned to see a man that looked to be in his early 30s and wearing a suit. “Detective Shepard at your service. I’ll be the officer on your case. Can you tell me of any suspicious activity that might aid in this investigation? Anyone following you? Any angry messages?” he asked. 

You sorted through all your memories, you don't recall getting any angry messages, or and hints of this occurring. “No. I don't recall anything like that.” you tell the officer. 

“Have you done anything that might warrant such an attack?” he asks again. 

“Like what?” you inquire slightly confused. How can this be of any help?

“Like have you outspoken against a religious group? Witnessed a crime? Spoke out against a politician?” he clarified. 

“Not that I'm aware of.” 

“Have you done anything out of the ordinary?” he asked. 

“No, not really. I work from home mainly. Though… I went out the other day.” 

“I am going to need a very detailed list of all the things you did yesterday.” He got out his notebook and began writing down details.

“Well. I went to do a job interview at Muffet’s. She said I got the job which is good news. I almost got hit by a car but someone pulled me out of the way just in time. Then a few friends of mine invited me to the monster festival in town. Afterwards I came home and went to bed.” You told him.

The detective raised a brow, “Can you describe your friends?”

“All skeletons? How is that relevant??” You questioned.

The detective sighed and put away his notebook, “I hate to break this to you ma’am. But it seems like you’re a victim of a hate crime.”

A hate crime?

“Most likely someone saw you with your skeleton friends and didn’t approve. So they decided to send you a warning. Unfortunately these things are virtually impossible to track down because they are so common in the in-between zones like this area. I’m sorry ma’am but there is no more we can do here.” The detective said.

Your jaw practically hit the floor. That’s it!? That's all he can say to you?! “Wha-… what about my car?!” You exclaimed.

“Hope you got insurance.” Is all he says before ultimately leaving the scene entirely. 

“Sorry (Y/N).” Your landlord says before walking away as well. 

Thus they leave you alone with your badly damaged vehicle and a caldron of anger and rage within you. 

You take a few deep, and you mean DEEP breaths before plotting out your next move. First things first you need to preserve the scene of the crime or at least what’s left of it. You pull out your phone and start taking extensive pictures. Making sure to organize them all into one folder. 

You then take the makeup kid from the middle thing. You took out the counselor thing (you don’t ever use this stuff, your mother made you keep it in case you wanted to freshen up) you then started dusting for fingerprints. You did have tape but it was back at the apartment, so instead you take pictures of any and all fingerprints that show up. Also saving them to the same folder as the pictures of the scene. You may be a 20 some woman who has never been through a situation like this, but you sure did watch tons of crime tv shows. Plus you took the criminal and justice course in high school so that helps. 

Once you were done recording any and all evidence you pulled out your phone once again, this time to look for nearby mechanic shops. Luckily there was one nearby and seemed to be the best choice, five stars, inexpensive, and does decent work on repairs. You checked for their next available appointment, which unfortunately required you to have to call their front desk. 

You really didn't want to socialize today. 

You let out a sigh and dialed the number on their website. 

You wait for a few seconds before someone picks up. 

“Gary’s Car Repair Shop, how can i help ya.”said a gruff voice, who sounded rather annoyed for some reason. 

“You sure that's the kind of voice you wanna use towards an incoming customer?” you say in your signature teasing tone. 

The person on the other line groans, “f*** off will ya.” 

You make a humming noise like you were thinking, “Well seeing as how I need my car severely repaired. Nope!” you responded with a small pop to the ‘nope’ part. 

The person on the other end sounded like he was going to retort back but he held himself back. “we have an opening at 7, preferably AFTER meh shift.” 

You did the questioning sound again, but this time you actually were thinking. “No can do. I need something sooner. It's really bad and I might even need a tow truck.” you tell him. 

He groans, “fine, we got a new opening at 3.” 

You looked at the time, you have enough time to get a quick shower and be ready to go. “Sounds good,” you tell him the address of the parking garage and where your car is parked, along with any and all information he needs, “See you in a bit then!” you say in a cheery tone. 

He once again groans, “can't wait.” he then hangs up. 

Still rather rude but you shrug it off, you turned your attention towards your poor car. You unlocked the car and made sure to take out any and all important items like your spare charger but for the most part everything in the car was old and unimportant. (Mainly the tissues and unused straws in your car) 

You then made your way back to your apartment where you proceeded to take a shower and clean yourself up. Again. You mainly used the shower to clear your mind from the terrible feeling you have deep down. 

‘Was all of this just because you hung out with Stretch and the others?’

‘How can that detective be so cruel? My car was just wrecked and he didn't even bother going through the proper steps.’

‘Is hate crimes such a big problem here? Is it mainly because I'm at the borderline?’ 

You let out a sigh and turned off the now cold water. (It was hot water when you started the shower) You then stepped out and got yourself ready, just as you finish putting on the last piece of your new fresh clothes on, your phone starts going off. 

You grabbed it from your bed and answered the phone, “Hello?” 

“Hello, is this Miss (Y/N) (L/N)?” said a male voice, unlike the one you talked to before. 

“Yes?” you responded in a questioning tone. 

“My name’s Gary, I'm the owner of Gary’s Car Repair Shop. I’m calling to ask if you could come down and sign a few things before I hook up your car.” he says.

“Yeah, sure. I’ll be down in a bit.” you said, hanging up then grabbing your shoes. You then walked downstairs and to the parking garage. 

You really didn't like how today was turning out. You had a plan. You were going to spend the rest of the time working on the project then take the money you were going to receive from said project and go get something for the guys. As a thank you for taking you out to the festival the other day. 

You play the perfect day in your head all the way to your car, where a tow truck was currently parked in front of said car. 

An older man stood in front of your car as well, clipboard in hand and working on a few things. He turns when he notices you coming towards him. 

“Miss (Y/N) (L/N)?” 

“Yes, that's me.” 

“Please sign this paper.” he hands you the clipboard with a stack of papers. You let out a sigh and start filling out all the necessary information. You guess that his curiosity got the better of him, “So. What exactly happened to your car?” he raised a brow. 

“Hate crime. I was spotted hanging with a group of my monster friends. Guess someone didn't take too kindly to that.” you said in an annoyed tone. How can people be this low? 

“Ah gotcha. Know what ya mean. One of my employees is a monster, and got a lot of fuss from some of the customers about him. Mainly because he scares the kids heh. As a result I had to keep him out of sight from incoming customers. Which he doesn't mind, he said so himself when he signed up that he hates talking to people and would rather work on the cars.” he clarified. 

“But I bet you’ve never had the pleasure of having your property destroyed.”  

“Actually, yeah. Came in one day to open a shop and I found the window smashed and a brick on the ground. Plus a few things flipped over, nothing too damaged or too irreplaceable, bit still rather unwelcomed.”

“Oh. sorry. I didn't mean to hit a sore spot. I’m just angry that the officers can't (or won't) do anything about the situation.” you apologize. 

“Na don't mention it. This happened a long time ago and we're over it. Well except that monster employee i was telling you about. Hehe had to hold him back from running off and beating those who did this. The police couldn't do anything for us either, which is why I set up more advanced security cameras on my property, that way if it happens again I have someone they can go after.” 

“Smart move.” you finish up with the paperwork and hand it back to him. He quickly reviewed to make sure everything was in order before getting to work on towing your car away. 

“I’ll get your car to the shop and you can come and fill out the rest of the paperwork. These repairs will take at least a day or two. Though I have a feeling a certain employee of mine will be excited to get to work on.” he says as he finishes up, “DO you want to ride over?” he offers.

You shake your head, “No thank you, I need the walk anyways. Plus I need to get a few things before coming to the shop.” you tell him. 

He nods in understanding and tells you to be careful on the way over. You thank him once again before walking back to your apartment. When you get back to the apartment you go to your computer and quickly finish up with your project. It's not the perfect work you’ve done, but you could use the money as soon as possible. 

After completing any and all projects assigned to you, you are immediately gifted with the money you earned for the project. It's effective in most cases. If there is a problem with the money then the company sends out a worldwide message to all employees. To keep the system in check they request all employees to stop their work and do not submit any completed projects until the problem is resolved. Fortunately there hasn't been an incident like that for some time now. 

Once done with the project and submitted, you received a notification asking for clearance to transfer the money to your account, which of course you cleared. 

You got up from your desk, closed your laptop, took a very large and satisfying stretch, ultimately popping out your muscles in your back and several other places in your body. You then go to refill Sheriff’s food bowl. You then grabbed your keys and went out to the repair shop. 

As you head out you run into the security guard, “Oh (Y/N)! So sorry to hear about your car. You okay?” he asks. 

You nod, ‘Yeah I’m fine. Just a bit shaken up is all. I’m on my way to the repair shop now to finish up a few bits of paperwork. I’ll see you later maybe.” you tell him as you walk out of the building. 

He tells you to be careful and to stay safe. You take his worry filled words to heart as you start your walk to the repair shop. 

As you're walking you're given a chance to think through the whole situation. You were sure you were still covered by your parent’s insurance, which means you will have to explain the whole situation to them. That's going to be a lot of fun. With that happy event in mind, you were sure that you could cover the repairs, plus with the money you’ve saved up from your job. 

The only thing that was really bothering you was the probability of this happening again. Sure you have everything on record, but you really don't want this to happen again or ever for that matter. You could take up Gary’s idea and put in security cameras, but you’d have to clear that with your landlord. You feel like he will be willing to do so, not just for you, but for all the people in the apartment building. It would be safer for all of them and you're sure that if they get wind of what happened. They too will feel unsafe and request cameras. Maybe you could spread the idea around that way, it's not just you asking. 

That would be the best choice. 

You continue to think through the situation until ultimately you become sick of it. Your care is fine. Your apartment is fine. You're fine and more importantly, Sheriff is fine. 

You slow your pace till you stop. You then take a deep long breath. Hold it for a few seconds before exhaling every ounce of air you have in your lungs. You do this a few more times before you begin to feel at least a little bit better.

You keep moving forward to the repair shop. 

Eventually you got to the repair shop, it wasn't anything extravagant, it just looked like a regular repair shop that had a well organized mix of messy hard work look with modern cool clean. You walk in and see your car through the window of the door that led to the shop. You can see someone working on your car but you can't see who they are. 

You turn away from the door and head towards the reception desk where a lady sat typing on the computer. 

You cleared your throat, “Excuse me, I was told I had to come in to fill out some more papers for my car.” you tell her.

She looks up from her computer, “Name?” is all she says.

“(Y/N) (L/N)” you feel like you’ve been saying your name alot today. 

She types your name into her computer, “Ah yes your car is in the shop now, please have a seat and fill these out for me.” she hands you a clipboard with a stack of papers and a pen. 

You sigh, take the items and have a seat in the lounge to fill them out. 

You fill out the information rather quickly (not really, it only feels like it), you then take the paper and hand it back to the receptionist. “Can I use your bathroom while I'm here?” you quickly ask. 

“Sure, it's just down the hall and to the left.” she tells you. 

You nod and head on down to the bathroom, which you find rather easy thanks to the sign on the door of the bathroom. You knock for good measures before walking in when no response is given. You step in and go to use the toilet. 

Once done with your business you make sure to wash your hands before leaving. When you do leave, you make sure to leave the door cracked. You then proceed to make your way out of the building, completely prepared to walk most of the time till your car is fixed. 

As you turn the corner to head out however, you bump straight into someone. That someone seemed to be in a rush or most likely because he was stronger than you. Either way the ‘bump’ had so much force that it threw both of you to the ground. 

“Ouch!” you exclaimed as your butt hit the ground. 

“f***!” exclaimed the other person. 

You rubbed your now sore butt, then looked up  to who you ran into.to your surprise, the person you ran into was a skeleton.

This skeleton looks like Blue and Black, but not quite. For one Blue would never curse, (You're not sure if Black has ever cursed either actually) 

In addition to the cursing, he had sharp teeth, one of which was made of gold. He had cracks all along his skull and red eyelights. 

How can you see his eye lights exactly? 

Easy answer. 

Because he is staring right at you. 

But not with a happy look. 

“watch where ya goin’ brat, this ain't no place for kids.” he hisses towards you. 

Wait. 

You recognize that voice!

You glared back at him, “Rude. Are you sure that's any way to speak to a customer?” 

You saying that to him must have made the gears click in his skull. “you.” 

“Me.” you responded. “Nice to meet you in person”

What are the odds.

“shoulda known ya be here. just meh stupid luck.” he practically growled at you. 

“Yeah, guess that makes two of us.” you tell him.

He tisks at you then stands up and shoves his hands into his work clothes that is covered in oil and dirt. “stay out of meh way stupid brat.” He then brushes past you and down the hallway you just came from. 

Not even bothering to help you up from the ground. “Jerk.” you say under your breath. 

You get up and look around the corner to tell him that to his face, but he's gone. You thought he might have gone to the bathroom but the door is still cracked like you left it. There is one other door but you didn't hear any sound of a door opening or closing. There was no other way for him to go! It was a dead end hallway! 

“What?” you ask yourself. 

How did he do that!? 

A secret door or something??

Not waiting, or wanting, to find out, you take your leave. You tell the receptionist goodbye and walk out of the repair shop. 

You let out a hard sigh once you step outside and onto the streets of the city. Unsure of what to do next. 

You contemplated going back to the apartment and working on more projects to cover the expenses of the repairs. But right now you were so tired and needed something to take the edge off. So instead of walking home, you pulled out your phone and looked up the nearest bar. 

You found one within a few blocks from you, and you did have some spending money still left over from grocery trips that you didn't use. So with that you made your decision. 

Tonight you were going to go drinking.

Sheriff was well taken care of, he had food in his bowl, water in the other, and after an exciting day like yesterday. You're sure he would love to vedge at home today. 

So you began your walk to the nearest bar. 

On the walk there you think about what kind of drinks you’d want to order. You've had beers and wine with your parents a bunch of times, so you weren't a newbie at the whole drinking thing. But you've never tried anything outside the normal drinks you and your parents shared together. So this will be a new experience for you, but you're welcoming it with open arms of course. 

You get up to the bar and see that it is one of those walk-in kinda things. You expected them to have some kind of security like a bodyguard checking people for IDs. you think they are called bouncers, but that sounds like something for a club, which is not what this is. Nope it looked to be just a normal bar that had simple lights on the outside. The lights seemed to spell out a word, you guess it’s the name of the bar. 

It says ‘Grillby’s’.

Wait. 

You remember that name! 

That day you were reading up on the monster information! 

You remember there being a name Grillby in the list of restaurants. 

But the internet search for bars said this would be a bar. Guess it's a bar and restaurant.

You can live with that as long as they have a bar and alcohol. 

You walk up and open the doors to the bar, only greeted by the feeling of heat consuming you. 

D*** it’s hot in here! 

It doesn't take you long before you realize why it's hot in here. The monster at the bar is literally made of fire! 

In fact, most of the customers here were monsters. Some are dog monsters, others are other kinds of monsters. 

You made your way to the bar and sat down at one of the stools. The bartender hands you a menu to look through. You tell him thank you and start looking over the menu. 

You see a few drinks here and there that look interesting but ultimately you come up with too many options. 

“having difficulty choosing doll?” 

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“if ya can handle the strong drinks, i’d go with the Fire Tango.” said a voice from beside you. 

Slightly startled you turn to the now noticed skeleton sitting beside you. 

He looks a lot like the skeleton you met at the repair shop, but there is no way he would be talking to you. Not to mention his clothes are different. He is wearing a red and black colored suit with a fedora hat to match. His cracks on his skull did look slightly different in orientation. He also has shiny black shoes that look REALLY polished.  

But the main detail that stood out the most was his attitude towards you. Last you left off with ‘him’ was anything but friendly. With this guy he seems more of an opened minded kind of guy. 

‘No way these two are the same person. Twins maybe?’ You thought to yourself.

“of course if ya can’t handle the goods, I would go with the Tangerine Kicker.” He once again suggested.

“Thanks but what if I like something in between?” Intrigued, you turn to face him, your elbow propped up on the counter with your head resting on your hand. 

“well little lady, i’d go with the Boston Bootleg.” He suggested. 

“I think I’ll take you up on that one then.” You tell him.

He smiles at you then looks towards the bartender, “ay Grills! get this lovely lady a good old Boston Bootleg.” He then turned his attention back to you. “so what’s a lovely lady like yourself doing out here?” 

“Getting a drink, why else would I be in a bar?” You tease.

He raised a brow towards you then gave a bit of a chuckle, “welp Grills here has the best kind of drinks, along with some mighty fine foods too.”

“Noted” after you said that one word your drink was placed in front of you. It didn’t look like a regular drink you’ve seen before. It looked slightly different. 

You must have been examining it for a bit because the skeleton next to you started talking once again. This time about the drink.

“it has small doses of magic in it.” He informed you.

“Magic? Really?” Just like at Muffet’s or with the buttercup tea Stretch gave you. 

“yep! go ahead and drink it, see what the magic will do to ya.” He said.

You looked at the drink one more time before starting to drink it. Sure enough there was magic in it. A very similar experience you had with Muffet’s donuts and cider. Your tongue tingles and your body got goosebumps all over. “Wow! This is amazing! Awesome choice dude!” you exclaim as you take more sips of your drink. 

“told ya ya like it doll.” he said with a smile.  

“So what do I call you?” you ask, taking another sip with a smile on your face.

“names gold, but ya can call me whenever ya like darlin’.~ “ he practically flirted with a grin and a wink. He also just so happens to slip you a folded piece of paper. 

You got his number. 

You smirked and took the piece of paper, sticking it in your pocket for later. “Well then, Gold. Do you wish to dance?” you got up and offered a hand to him. You were gonna just sit and drink but one of your favorite songs just so happened to come on and you just couldn't resist the temptation. 

Gold looked at your hand, looking slightly caught off guard by your boldness. You don't know who he is but if he was kind enough to point out a pretty good drink, then he can't be all that bad.

Gold looks back up at you with a smirk, “pretty sure it’s suppose to be the other way around. But how can i say no to you doll.” he says taking your hand.

You smile and pull him towards the dance floor where the two of you dance to the music with grace. Gold wasn’t bad and had some pretty cool moves in the end. He was also able to follow your movements, even when you make the mistake of skipping over a step of two. The dance floor was small but at that moment it felt huge and endless. 

The entire time Gold let you lead, which isn't something he does often. Letting someone take the lead over him. But for some reason he liked it when you were in the lead and not him.

The song ended soon after and you two sat back down at your seats where your drinks were. Well your drink, you don't know why there was a bottle of mustard there. 

Never mind. 

You just figured out why. 

Gold took a huge swig of it. 

“Yuck! Dude, that's not made for drinking.” you stated pointing to the bottle. 

Gold raised a brow towards you, “huh? oh! this? na it’s not musta’, here try it.” he said, offering the bottle to you. 

Through poor and clouded judgment you took it and took a sip of it.  

Only to have to spit it out and start coughing soon after. 

“Dude! That is so  mustard! Yuck!” you exclaimed trying to wash down the mustard taste with your own drink. 

Meanwhile Gold was beside you laughing his non-existing butt off, he looked to be almost falling off his seat. Wanting revenge, you gave him a light push, nothing major, probably isn't even considered a push really. But nonetheless it sent Gold falling off his stool and onto the ground. 

‘Now it's my turn to laugh, jerk.’ you told yourself evilly and started laughing. 

Gold got up and was chuckling a little bit, “good one doll, really had me there.” he said with a smile. 

You of course smiled back, “Indeed I did.” you said proudly. 

The two of you continued to look and smile at each other, at some point the distance between you two grew narrow. You were now so close that you could smell the mustard in his breath. 

Through your clouded, alcohol affected mind, you could feel smooth bone on your lips. 

You then felt a hand touch the top of your leg. 

It all felt like magic. 

Though it didn't feel right. Like it wasn't the right timing. If this was going somewhere, you'd want it to happen when neither of you were affected by alcohol. So as a result you put your hands on his chest and pushed him away. 

Gold seemed confused and slightly hurt but the action. So you spoke before things turned for the worse, ‘Not this time. I'd like to do this when neither of us were under the influence. I like you a lot, really I do. But its just not the right time.” you told him. 

He still seemed hurt by you pushing him away like that but in the end he swallowed that hurt and nodded, “yeah i get it doll.” he said with a small smile.

You were about to tell him more but instead you happened to look up to the small clock that was behind the bar counter. It was way past the normal hour to be out and about. “Well. I better be heading back to my place. It's really late and Sheriff is probably getting worried.” you said. 

Gold seemed confused by who ‘Sheriff’ is, a roommate maybe? God. He hopes it’s not a boyfriend.

You saw the confused face of Gold and you put two and two together, “Oh! Sheriff is my German shepherd. He's really nice and really likes you skeletons.” you said with a giggle remembering the times Sheriff practically tackled Stretch the first few times you met up with him. Stretch went down pretty easily now that you think about it. 

“skeletons? you've met more of us?” Gold asked, standing up from his seat. ‘who exactly did she meet?!’

You nod to his response, “Yep!” was all you said, not bothering to elaborate in the matter. In fact you moved on to grabbing your wallet, only to have Gold over it with his hand. 

You tilt your head towards his, only for him to hold up a 10 dollar bill, “i got ya doll” he said with a wink and paid for your drink. “keep the change Grills and add my drink to my tab.” he said to the bartender who took the money and started to clean up the bar counter. 

Gold wrapped his arm around you and walked you out of the bar. “You really didn't need to do that dude, I could have paid for it myself.” you tell Gold. 

Gold just shrugged with a smile, “eh had so much fun tonight, though id pay, as a thanks for tonight but also as an apology for getting a bit carried away back there.” he admitted. 

You smiled a bit and gave him a peck on the cheek. “It’s fine dude, really, we’re both pretty tipsy so our judgment is kinda clouded. I’m just glad it didn't go further hehehe.”

“heh yeah same here. but don't think it won’t next time.~” he flirted. 

This made your cheeks turn a shade of red, you then playfully pushed him away, “Aw stop it! You're making me into a tomato!” 

The both of you then started giggling and laughing. You're both dorks ngl. 

“well doll, want me to walk ya home?” Gold offered.

You shook your head, “Na I'm pretty sure I can make it to my building without an escort. But thank you for the offer Gold!” you said with a big smile. 

Said person shrugged, “very well then, but before ya go, i didn't get a name from ya doll. or do i just keep callin’ ya doll.” 

You were about to tell him your name but what’s the fun in that. So instead you snatched his head and put it on your head, “You’ll have to find me again to find out.~” you said playfully. 

Gold’s face turned red for a bit before a mischievous smile appeared in his face, he was always one for a game of Cat-n-Mouse. “very well then, see ya later than doll.” he said.

He did try to take back his hat but you avoided his grab. “Nope! You’ll get this back when you find me again! Throw a little prize into the game.” you tease. You then turn on your heel and head off into the direction of your apartment. 

Leaving Gold standing outside of Grillby’s with a big smile on his face. This game was definitely going to be very interesting. 

He then turned and went in the opposite direction of you. 

You walked down the dimly lit sidewalk, repositioning the hat on top of your head and a big smile on your face. You may have bumped into a few people here and there but you were so happy and giddy that it really didn't bother you. Of course you said you were sorry but other than that you just carried on with your way home. 

It didn't take you long to get home. The security guard was looking at you as you came practically dancing to music that wasn't even playing. 

You ‘danced’ all the way to the elevator which took you straight to your floor, where you made your way to your apartment door. Taking out your keys, you unlocked the door and danced right in. you were greeted by a very happy Sheriff, who was sniffing you all over, tail going 100 miles per hour and the biggest smile on his face. 

You gave him a few pets and locked the door. You then walked over to your bed where you practically flopped onto it. Sheriff of course joined you in your bed. You pet him some more then put your hat on the post of your bed. Safe and away from Sheriff, not that he would destroy it or anything, it’s just as a precaution. 

You also didn't want to fall asleep with it on. 

Which you did shortly after. 

On top of your covers. 

In the same clothes you were during the day. 

Sheriff honestly didn't care since he curled up next to you and fell asleep as well. 

The next morning you woke up in the same position you fell asleep in, along with a bit of an annoying headache. Sheriff had gotten up a bit before you woke up and was resting in his favorite spot where the morning sun shone into the apartment. 

You got up and stretched, where your body let out a series of pops and cracks. You looked over at your nightstand where your clock sat. you were lucky that you didn't have to go work at Muffet’s today. She would have fired you for sure for being so late. 

Your eyes drifted to the side a bit where they found a vaguely familiar hat. Last night was a blur but you do remember having a good time with someone that looks familiar. You closed your eyes to help try and remember. Sure enough it all came back to you. 

That was Gold’s hat. 

You took his hat. 

Remembering that made a smile appear on your face. Also a tad bit of blush when you remembered that you two kissed. 

You shook your head, you needed to get cleaned up and get through your day. So you got up and grabbed some fresh clean clothes, laid them on the bed and headed to the bathroom. 

You got into the bathroom and took a quick shower, just long enough to clean off the dirt, sweat, and stuff that had accumulated on your body since your last shower. Once done you headed back to your room where you got dressed for the day. 

Your headache was still there during the whole thing so after you got dressed you went out to the living room, making your way to the kitchen. Sheriff was still laying on the ground, belly to the sun that was coming through the window. The display made you smile. 

Once you got to the kitchen you searched for some medication for the pain. You took one pill and washed it down with some milk. You then went searching for some food to eat for a late lunch. Luckily there were some left overs for a few nights ago that you need to eat up before it goes bad. So you grabbed some leftovers, warmed it up in the microwave. 

Once warmed up you fixed a quick drink and sat on the couch to eat. You turned on the tv and ate as you watched. 

“Breaking news, a gang shootout went down last night shortly after midnight. Many members of the known gang called Red Riders were found shot and stabbed to death. Police experts say that they were having difficulty with a rival gang called the Junior Goners. More later on the topic and an interview with the leading officer on the case.” said the reporter. 

Midnight? You left the bar around 1. Wow. an hour later and you may have gotten shot up by gangsters. 

You shrugged and continued to eat while flipping through the channels. You’ve been through near death experiences before so it really doesn't bother you that you almost went through one this time. 

Eventually you found a silly kid’s show to watch while you finish your food. You cleaned out your dishes and put them back where they once were. You then spent the rest of the day relaxing in your apartment. 

You really didn't want to go outside with a hangover. Not a good mixture. 

A few days have passed since then and you were back to work at Muffet’s. Currently you are helping her organize the shop before it opens. Things like display cases needing to be decorated, floors need to be swept, tables and counters need to be cleaned / wiped down, and a few more small touches. You were working on the display cases while Muffet was sweeping, when she would pass a table a set of her extra arms would work on cleaning it down. 

‘Wow. It must really help to have the extra hands.’ you thought to yourself.

You finish with the last of the cupcakes when the door opens. Which is strange since the cafe won't be open for another 15 minutes. 

“Oh! It's been forever since I saw you around these parts!” Muffet exclaimed to the person. You were on your knees and behind the counter so you couldn't quite see them. 

“yeah sorry about that, my students have been keeping me really busy as of late. thankfully school is almost over for the year.” said the voice. 

You finish with what you were doing before standing up from the floor. You also gave yourself a quick dust off to look more presentable, then take a quick squirt of hand sanitizer. Just enough to kill the germs you collected in your hands from being on the floor.  

You looked up to the person who came in. 

Someone you’ve seen before. 

He was the same skeleton you saw at the park that one time when someone was having a birthday party at the park. Which was around the time you had just moved into town. The skeleton that was around your height, he wore different clothes than the one he wore at the party. This time he was wearing a button up white shirt with thin blue lines all over, he also wore basketball shorts and tennis shoes. 

“hey don't think we’ve met before, name’s Sans, sans the math teacher.” he says with one socket close and a hand stretched out. 

Muffet let out a small giggle, but when you looked towards her she immediately stopped. You turn back to the skeleton, “My name is Y/N” you said and shook his hand. 

Only to have a large fart noise verberate throughout the store. 

You stood there practically in shock as to what just happened. 

Meanwhile Sans and Muffet are laughing their butts off, well non-existing butt for Sans. 

“My oh my Y/N manors while you're in the store!” she said in between laughter. 

“Wha- That- That wasn't me! I swear!” you exclaim to Muffet trying to explain what just happened wasn't you at all. 

“yeah kid, there's no need to GASlight us with that. hehehehehehe'' Sans said, being absolutely no help in proving your innocence. 

“It wasn't me!” you exclaimed once again. 

This only caused them to laugh more at your sorrow. 

“hehehehe relax kid,” Mr. No-Help said and raised his hand. Only to reveal it to have a whoopie cushion strapped to his palm. “whoopie cushion in the hand trick, gets them everytime.” 

Your jaw practically hit the floor, “It was you!” you exclaimed pointing at Sans.

This only made Muffet and Sans laugh even more. “yep, got ya pretty good didn't i?” Sans commented. 

“Sure. Haha.” you say coldly but without true bite. 

Sans shrugged at your response. “So what brings you in today Sans?” asked Muffet, changing to a different topic finally. 

“just popped in to see the best cafe owner in the area and also to grab a cup of coffee for the road.” answered Sans.

“You're also getting something to eat to Sans.” ordered Muffet. “I bet you haven't eaten in a long while. Have you.”

“you got me Muffet, I’m all BONES no meat.” joked Sans.

Muffet shook her head and walked over to the back to get his order ready. Leaving you with the jokester alone. 

“So. Got anymore pranks I should be aware about, Mr. Jokester.” you tell him trying to start at least a decent conversation with him. 

Sans shrugs, “maybe i do, maybe i don't, guess you’ll have to find out next time we meet.” he answers, “by the way, have we met before? you seem oddly familiar for some reason.” he asks. 

You contemplated telling him about the birthday thing but he might think of you as weird if you do. So instead you shrug and tell him, “dunno, maybe you’ve seen me working here as you're passing by. Or I might just have one of those faces.” that last part wasn't a complete lie since you have had a few people come up to you and ask if the two of you met before. Even though they were complete strangers to you. 

“uh huh. maybe.” he says, still trying to put the pieces together as to where he might have seen you before. 

But before he could push the matter further, Muffet came in with his order. “Here Sans.” she says giving him his order. 

“thanks Muffet, just add it to my tab.” he says. 

Muffet sighed, “I swear you and the others are going to run us out of business with the amount you all own in your tabs.” She practically lectured him. 

“hehe na you won't go out of business because of little old us.” Sans said in a joking manner.

“Yeah I’ll keep the others who actually pay for their bill, I’ll ban the rest of you.” Muffet joked back but you had a feeling that she wasn't entirely joking. 

“heh welp that’s my que to go, see you later Muffet and kid.” Sans said as he made his way out of the store.

“Bye Sans and good luck with your students. Tell them to stop by when they want to!” Muffet said. 

You just waved as he left. 

After Sans left the store Muffet opened up for business, things were pretty busy at the beginning but slowly started to thin out as the day went on. Soon there were only a few customers that came in every once in a while. You were mainly working the front counter most of the day, only leaving to clean up or help Muffet in the kitchen when she needed the extra muscles. 

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While finishing up your last few hours of work, your phone rings. You look down at your phone to see that it is the repair shop. You quickly yell at Muffet, who is still in the back. 

“Hey Muffet! The car repair shop is calling me. I gotta take this.” you explain to her as you slip outside to take the call.

“Of course dearie, I’ll just go ahead and lock up.” she tells you as you run out of the building to take your call. 

“Hello?” you say to the person on the other side. 

“Is this (Y/N) (L/N)?” said a feminine voice. 

This isn't the same person you talked to. “Yes, that's me.” 

“Oh good! Your car is all fixed up and prepared for you. When are you coming to get it?” the voice asked. 

“Oh, well my boss is starting to lock up now so I’ll be over there shortly, if that works.” you tell the voice. 

“Oh! Of course! The car is ready anytime you want for pick up. See you in a few.” the voice then hung up. 

Just as you put your phone away Muffet comes out and locks the door, you turn to her. “They got my car all ready for pick up. I’ll see you later, Muffet.” you tell her as you both start to split in directions. 

“That’s good dearie, please be safe.” she tells you as you both head fully in the opposite directions. 

You walk a good distance before getting closer to your destination. On the way there you notice an all too familiar skeleton walking down the sidewalk as well. “YO! Blue!” you call out to him.

Said skeleton stops and turns towards you, “OH! HUMAN! HELLO!” he greets back. 

“Where ya goin?” you ask. 

“I AM ON MY WAY HOME, WHAT ABOUT YOU HUMAN?” he asks. 

“I’m on my way to pick up my car from the repair shop. Want to come with me?” you offer to him.

Literal stars appear in his sockets, “OF COURSE!” he shouts with enthusiasm. 

You giggle at such enthusiasm that is rare in this world but an every second basis for this skeleton. “Sweet, it’s not that far and I can give you a lift home too. Plus this gives us enough time to talk and get to know one another better.” 

His star eyelights grow bigger and brighter, “THAT WOULD BE AMAZING HUMAN!” 

The two of you walk down the street talking about random things and stories. Blue told stories about his work at the police station, meanwhile you told him how you're enjoying the city. (And also enjoy listening to his stories at the same time.) 

Soon enough you get to the repair shop. 

The two of you walked into the building, there you see a lady at the front desk. 

You walk up to the front desk while Blue goes off to look around. “I’m here to pick up a car under the name (Y/N).” you tell her. 

She shuffles for a few forms before handing them to you. “Fill these out and it’s all yours.” You do as you're told and fill out the papers quickly. Then you hand it to her and she gives you your keys, “Have a good rest of your day.” she tells you. 

You tell her thank you and go look to find Blue, only to see that he ran into another skeleton, the one who fixed up your car.

“I HAD NO CLUE THAT THIS WAS WHERE YOUR WORK IS RED!” Blue said to the other skeleton. 

“that’s cause i didn’ want ya to know. what the h*** are ya doin’ here anyway’s blue. ya never come into a repair shop.” the other skeleton said. 

“Blue? What’s going on? Do you know him?” you step into the conversation.

Both skeletons look towards you now, one showing happiness, while the other is a mix between shock and a bit of anger. 

“OH! HUMAN! THIS IS RED, MY..UM…COUSIN!” Blue explained. 

“He’s your cousin!?” you exclaimed in shock. 

Blue, the most friendly and heartwarming skeleton you know. Related to this skeleton. Who apparently loves to curse and be rude. 

Wow. 

“how’s ya know this brat!?” exclaimed Red. 

“SHE’S MY FRIEND, DO NOT BE RUDE RED. HOW IS IT THAT YOU KNOW HER?” Blue in turn asked Red. 

Oh boy. This is starting to be confusing. 

“Red is the one who fixed my car, apparently he works here and he does seem to have the habit of being rude and all.” you start.

“hey!” Red exclaimed to the statement. 

“Blue met me when I was running away from the tyrant.” you explain to Red. 

“she’s met Black too!” he said in more shock. “is there anyone she hasn’t run into around here?”

Kinda funny that he knew exactly who I was talking about when I didn't say his name. 

“I AM PRETTY SURE SHE HASN’T RAN INTO EDGE.” Blue said. 

“yeah, cause if she did she wouldn't be alive right now.” Red hissed out. 

This Edge person wants to kill me!?

“Um. What does Edge look like? I don't want to run into him by accident.” 

“trust me sweetheart, you’ll know who he is when or if ya ever see him. hope and pray ya don't.” Red warns you. 

“HE WORKS ON THE FORCE WITH ME-” 

“ha! as if! he’s ya f***ing boss!” Red interrupts and enters a laughing streak. 

Blue glares at him before turning back to you to continue what he was going to say. “ANYWAYS. EDGE LOOKS A LOT LIKE MY BROTHER BUT ACTS AND DRESSES A LOT LIKE BLACK. HE ALSO HAS A FEW LONG SCARS ON HIS SOCKETS.” Blue finishes. 

Wait. 

Oh no. 

“I’ve met him…….” 

Both skeletons were dead silent. 

“hOw AnD wHeN!?!?” they both yell and start to crowd you. 

“I-I don't remember exactly when I met him, but he comes into the cafe from time to time. Not to mention he stopped me from becoming roadkill a while back.” you explain to them. 

Both skeletons had their jaws practically on the floor. 

“Should I be worried?” you ask. 

Red sighed and rubbed his face with his hand. “na. if he hasn’t killed ya then it means either 1. he’s on thin ice with the department, 2. he actually likes ya (which is unlikely), or 3. he wasn't interested in killin’ ya cause ya work with Muffet. it’s probably a mixture of 1 and 3.” he explains. 

Oh. 

Phew. 

Good, I’m safe. 

“WELL THEN I GUESS SHE REALLY HAS MET EVERYONE AT THE HOUSE ALREADY. OH! THAT GIVES ME AN IDEA! YOU SHOULD COME AND HAVE A DINNER PARTY WITH US SOME TIME!” Blue offers. 

“what! h*** no! she ain’t comin to our house!” Red protested. 

“ALRIGHTY. THEN WE WILL GO OVER YOU (Y/N)’S HOUSE THEN.” 

“My place isn't big enough for everyone to fit.” you tell them. 

“THEN BACK TO OUR PLACE THEN. SORRY RED BUT YOU’LL HAVE TO DEAL WITH IT. COME HUMAN! LET’S GET YOUR CAR AND PROCEED TO THE HOUSE. IT IS GETTING QUITE LATE AND THERE IS STILL MUCH TO DO!” Blue said and grabbed your arm and pulled you out of the repair shop. Obviously trying to not hear more of Red’s complaining. 

You pull out your keys and make your way to your car. 

It takes a bit before finding your car.

It’s fully fixed and looks brand spanking new! Like it was never damaged in the first place! 

“Wow.” is all you said, unlocking your car so Blue and you could get inside. The interior was just as fixed up as the outside. You gotta hand it to Red, he did a really great job. 

Though, you don't really know why but the inside of the car does smell like mustard, but you're not sure if that's from the recurring memory of your night with Gold or what. 

Blue didn’t seem to like the smell at all. 

Just as you were about to turn your car on you heard the backseat door open and shut close. You turn around to see Red in normal clothes and buckling up in the backseat. You look over at Blue who also wasn't expecting Red to jump in as well. 

“what? free ride home.” is all he says. 

You sigh and start your car and start the drive to their house. 

Blue gives you directions as Red is passed out asleep in the back of your car. 

Within a matter of 20 minutes you all arrive at their house. 

Though. 

The word ‘house’ isn't the word that would work for this place. 

Mansion or very large summer away cottage is more like it! 

The place was huge!

Not to mention it was in the middle of the woods. 

Apparently the skeletons in the household like their privacy. So they bought some land in the woods with the large sum of money they collected when they got to the surface and built their house on it. (Yes, Blue told you all of that.) 

You pull up into their driveway, “Okay, we’re here. Red wake up!” you shouted startling the sleeping skeleton. He was going to chew you out of suddenly waking him up but then he saw that he was home. So he just shrugged and sprawled out of the car. 

“YOU SHOULD COME IN HUMAN, WE CAN PLAY VIDEO GAMES AND PUZZLES FOR A BIT.” Blue offered. 

You gave him a sad smile, “Sorry Blue, I got to get home, Sheriff is waiting for me at home. Can’t keep him waiting.”

His smile seemed to waver a bit before it went back to his classic smile, “OF COURSE HUMAN, PLEASE DO SAY HELLO TO SHERIFF FOR ME!” 

You nod and he closed the passenger door. He stands out in front waving to you as you pull out of his driveway. You give him a small wave before completely pulling out and back on the road. 

It hurts you having to say no to Blue, but unfortunately you really had to go. Maybe when you come over for dinner you can bring Sheriff to say hi to all his favorite skeletons. 

You continue to think over what and when to do for the dinner party, you get about halfway away from the boys’ house, when a deer suddenly jumps right onto the road, causing you to swerve, missing the deer. You slam on the breaks as the car comes to a complete stop. You sit there for a few minutes, trying to catch your breath and slow down your heart beat. 

It takes you a bit before you could calm down completely. 

You just got your car fixed! Thank gods you didn't get into a crash!

When you do manage to calm down you start up your car once again and try to make your way back on the road. As you're leaving though, you don't know what made you turn your head, but when you turn your head to the side you see a very large red light looking directly at you. You see it for only a split second before it disappears into the darkness. 

It was rather unsettling to say the least. 

You don't stop. 

You’ve seen way too many horror movies to know what that road may lead to. You just want to go back to your apartment. 

By the time you get back to your apartment it was really late. So late in fact that Sheriff was fast asleep in your bed. Lucky dog. 

You go into the kitchen and set out some food for Shariff, then you go to the bathroom to take a shower. Which you really needed. After your shower you joined Sheriff in your bed, which was no easy task mind you. After you were able to get somewhat in your bed you fell fast asleep. 

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The next day you get up at your own discretion. You don't have to work at Muffet’s today and you got all your work done for your other job a while back in the week. So essentially you have the day off completely! 

You're honestly not sure what to do today. You could tell Blue that you're up for a dinner party, but it may be too early for that to happen. You checked the clock and weather, both showed it was a nice day to go out.

So you got up and changed into some comfy clothes, it wasn't too hot but you were approaching the colder season, which meant it was time for warmer gear. So you put on some leggings, a pair of shorts, a short sleeve shirt with a simple shaw. You were about to leave your room but stopped and looked at the hat that hung on the bedpost. 

You quickly grabbed it and put it on your head. Perfect. 

You then left your room, you grabbed Sheriff’s leash that was right by the door. Said doggo was doing his happy dance. You giggled at his cuteness as you put on his leash before starting to head out. 

As you head out you pass by a few of your neighbors telling them hello and to have a good day. You weren’t an overly cheerful person, you just thought it would bring someone joy in doing so. Most were joyful, others looked like they were about to collapse from tiredness. You don't blame them at all. It’s understandable. 

You and Sheriff walked over to the park, finding that the trees had started to turn colors at this point from beautiful green to relaxing red, orange, yellow, and brown. 

You two walk around the park before finding a nice bench to sit on. You let Sheriff off the leash and let him run around while you relaxed in the cool air. You knew Sheriff wouldn't run far from you so you didn't worry about that. 

As you're in deep relaxation though, someone takes away your precious hat! 

You whipped yourself around to practically fight the person. Only to come face to face with the original owner of the hat in all his sharp tooth glory. “Gold!” you exclaimed the toothy skeleton’s name. 

His smirk grew more as you said his name, “ay there doll, how’s it going?” he asked. 

A smile was plastered along your face, “It’s going good actually, how did you find me here?” you asked. Last you saw him was at Grillby’s bar when you told him to try and find you. He followed through with that promise, he must have really wanted his hat back. 

He shrugged, that smile never leaving, “asked a few monstas and said that a new human they have neva seen was working at Muffet’s, i was on my way over when i saw ya head off into the park. lost track of ya though, so i kept coming back to the park in hopes to spot ya, and meh instincts were once again correct.” he said proudly. 

You rolled your eyes at him, “Alright, touche, guess you get your hat back as promised.” you told him.  

His smirk seemed to grow, “dat aint the only thing i won, ya still owe me a name to call ya doll.” he reminded you. 

Oh right! You forgot about that part of the deal. “Alrighty then, my name is (Y/N) (L/N).” you tell him with a smile. 

His smile only seemed to grow and his face started to have a reddish tint to it. “Dat is a lovely name, doll.” 

You giggled, “Why do you insist on knowing my name if you're just gonna call me doll all the time?” you asked him. 

He only shrugged in response. You in turn rolled your eyes. 

Your attention turned from Gold to the big ball of fluff that was coming right for you. Gold raised a bone brow when you started giving attention to Sheriff. “who’s the dog?” he asked. 

“Oh! This is my dog Sheriff, Sheriff say hi boy.” you tell Sheriff, who walks straight up to Gold and boops his leg. Gold reached down and gave him a few pets to which Sheriff seemed to absolutely love. “Hehe he likes you, normally he only likes me.” You tell him.

Though you think he likes all skeletons. 

“hehe, guess we have one thing in common then.” Gold says, still petting Sheriff. 

“Oh?” You tilt your head. “And what would that be?” You asked.

Gold looked at you with an expression you haven’t seen on him before. Then he said something you didn’t think anyone would say to you in such a serious voice. “we both like you.”

This caused you to start blushing really bad that you had to turn away for a bit to help calm your red hot face. 

But he just HAD to continue. 

“though. i think our idea of liking you is definitely different.” He adds.

Your face only erupts in even more blush and it only gets worse when you turn to tell him he was ridiculous to see him inches away from your face. You two were practically within kissing range!! 

Neither of you move, not getting closer and not getting further apart. But Gold still wore that large smirk on his face that drove you a bit crazy. 

You looked into his eye lights and it looked like Gold was doing the same thing to you though you weren’t 100% sure. 

He also looked like he was going to say something until he was – quite literally – yanked away which caused you to yelp at the sudden movement. You stared down at Gold who was well away from you back to the ground. When he sat up he let out a dangerous sounding growl that sent shivers throughout your body. 

“f*ckin’ h*ll. wha’ the f*ck are you doing here.” he growled in a direction that was not you. 

You turned to see – surprisingly – Black in a police officer uniform that was the Monster guard uniform. 

“I SHOULD BE TELLING YOU THE SAME THING. YOU KNOW VERY WELL THIS IS NOT A PLACE YOU OR YOUR GANG SHOULD BE IN.” Black growled out. 

“i wasn’ doin’ nothin’! back off would ya, ya brat!” Gold growled. 

“AS A DEFENDER OF THE LAW, I WILL ARREST YOU IF YOU DO NOT LEAVE NOW!” Black demanded. “YOU KNOW AS MUCH AS I DO THAT I CAN GAIN ENOUGH CHARGES TO LOCK YOU UP AND DESTROY YOUR ENTIRE–” Black immediately stops when he sees you. 

There’s a long silence. 

“WHAT IN TORIEL’S NAME ARE YOU DOING HERE!?!” Black screeched. 

You rolled your eyes, “Good to see you too Black.” you sarcastically greet. 

“wait ya know da brat!?” Gold asked in shock. 

You're getting a weird sense of deja vu. 

“Wish I didn't. He chased me down an entire street because he thought I attacked him when in reality I saved his boney butt from the real attacker.” You informed him, completely ignoring Black at the current moment. 

“YOU ONLY GOT OFF BECAUSE THE BLUE-BABY GOT INVOLVED! HE’S TOO SOFT FOR A CRIMINAL THAT I KNOW YOU ARE!” Black ranted. 

“ya also know Blueberry? geez doll ya get around.” Gold snickered. 

“Don't say it like that!” you protested. He made it sound like you were sleeping around or had a thing for skeletons! (which isn't a total lie.) 

“hehehe al’ight doll, but how many of us skeletons do ya know?” Gold asked curiously. 

“You, Black, Blue, Red, Sans, Stretch, Mutt, and a bit of Edge.” you answer. 

“wow all ya missin’ is Creampuff and ya would have met the entire lodge.” he said actually surprised. 

“Creampuff?” you questioned. 

“his name is Papyrus, Creampuff is just a nickname we throw around from time to time.” Gold responds. 

“THE BLUE-BABY HAS INVITED HER FOR A FAMILY DINNER ONE DAY THIS WEEK. HE WON’T SHUT UP ABOUT IT AND NOW CREAMPUFF IS JUST AS EXCITED TO MET HER. IT IS GETTING RATHER ANNOYING AT THIS POINT.” Black points out. 

“cool, unfortunately i’ll be mostly busy this week and meh side of the family isn't really welcomed at the lodge, otherwise i’d go with ya doll.” Gold stated with a wink. 

“YOU ARE NOT WANTED AT THE LODGE BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL CRIMINALS AND A GOOD PORTION OF US ARE DEFENDERS OF THE LAW! SPEAKING OF WHICH, GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE I DETAIN YOU! AND YOU HUMAN, IF YOU KNOW WHAT IS BEST YOU WILL STAY FAR AWAY FROM THIS CRIMINAL AND HIS FAMILY.” Black ordered. 

“al’ight, i’m goin’ i’m goin’! see ya around, doll.” he said with one last wink before disappearing. 

“I AM WARNING YOU, HUMAN. IF I SEE YOU WITH HIM AGAIN, I WILL DETAIN YOU FOR FRATERNIZING WITH A GANGSTER.” Black warned with a glare before turning around and walking off. 

“Gold is a gangster?” you questioned literally no one. 

After an encounter like that you go back to your apartment and crash onto the couch with a heavy sigh. 

Dealing with Black is always tiring, and you’ve only encountered the tyrant twice!!! But both times it’s been exhausting. 

As you're laying there you're thinking of so many things you’d love to say to his skeleton face, your phone starts vibrating in your back pocket.

You pick it out and find out that Blue is texting you. 

Blue-Hero: HELLO HUMAN! I HOPE I AM NOT INTERRUPTING ANYTHING BUT I WAS WONDERING IF TONIGHT OR TOMORROW WOULD BE AN APPROPRIATE DAY TO DO THE DINNER! YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOMED TO SAY NO OF COURSE AND WE CAN WORK SOMETHING OUT FOR NEXT WEEK!

Blue-Hero: ALSO DO NOT FRET OVER BRINGING SOMETHING TO DINNER, WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL! 

Blue-Hero: OF COURSE IF YOU WISH TO BRING SOMETHING YOU ARE MORE THAN WELCOME TO DO SO! JUST MAKE SURE IT IS HAS MAGIC INFUSED INTO IT AS WE ARE ALL MONSTERS!

Blue-Hero: OH! AND WE WILL OF COURSE HAVE FOODS APPROPRIATE FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION!

Blue-Hero: ALSO SHARIFF IS ALLOWED TO COME! 

Blue-Hero: WE HAVE GATHERED A FEW ITEMS FOR HIM AS WELL! 

You giggle at his spam of messages before typing your response. 

You: Sounds good to me Blue! We’ll be over later today! And thank you for being considerate for Shariff, I know he’s gonna love you for it. <<3 

Blue-Hero: MAGNIFICENT HUMAN! WE LOOK FORWARD TO HAVING YOU AND SHERIFF!

Blue-Hero: WELL. MOST OF US ARE, THE OTHERS LIKE BLACK ARE NOT QUITE AS EXCITED AS THE REST OF US. 

Blue-Hero: BUT DO NOT BE DISCOURAGED!! YOU ARE STILL VERY MUCH WELCOMED TO COME!

You giggled at his messages once again, just something about Blue just always keeps you smiling. 

You: They won’t stop our fun! No party poopers will! >=D 

Blue-Hero: MWEHEHEHEHE!! INDEED HUMAN! COULD NOT HAVE SAID IT ANY BETTER! SEE YOU AROUND 6!! 

You looked over at the time to see that it is around 12, which means you have enough time to take a shower and make something for the dinner. Only downside is that you have no food made for Monsters. Which means you have to go out to the store to get ingredients. 

You forego the shower since you would be cooking later and most likely get messy doing so. 

So instead you grab your items and leave your apartment to go to the nearest store that sells Monster food. 

You get to the grocery store in a short time thanks to your newly repaired car, thank you Red you life saver! 

You browse around the grocery store with no idea what you wanted to make. You didn't want to make anything huge considering Blue said they already had the meal part covered. You could make a side, though you didn't know many side items to make. 

So you narrowed your search to the dessert area of the Monster section. Only you don't know a single thing to make with such limited ingredients. 

You probably look like an idiot standing in the middle of the dessert isle, looking like you're struggling to make a decision on something (which you were). Oh! And let’s not forget the fact that you're a human standing in a Monster section of the store. You're probably getting looks from that too. 

The feeling of eyes on you sends a very uncomfortable, almost painful, static through your gloved arm. You had to resist the desperate urge to scratch said arm. 

“HELLO HUMAN! DO YOU REQUIRE ASSISTANCE?” a loud voice snapped you out of your thoughts and made you turn to the owner of the voice. 

Another skeleton! 

This one looks around the same height as Mutt but gives off the energy of Blue. 

Papyrus.

This was Papyrus! He’s the only skeleton you haven’t met yet according to Black and Gold!

….

Oh shoot. 

He’s been wanting to meet you which is why the dinner party was set up! Shoot! Shoot! Shoot!!

“HUMAN? ARE YOU ALRIGHT?” Papyrus asked. 

You snapped out of your panic, “O-Oh! Y-Yeah! I’m alright just trying to decide on a dessert selection for an event.” 

“OH! AND MONSTERS WILL BE THERE?” he asked. 

“Yeah a few.” you tell him. 

“HMM MOST HUMANS DON'T KNOW ABOUT MONSTER CULTURE, WHICH IS COMPLETELY UNDERSTANDABLE CONSIDERING IT IS THE SAME WITH MOST MONSTER. IF IT WOULD BE HELPFUL, MAY I OFFER SOME SUGGESTIONS?” he asked, you nodded, “MAKE SOMETHING THAT EACH MEMBER ATTENDING THE EVENT WOULD ENJOY. IF YOU HAVE A LARGE NUMBER OF MONSTERS ATTENDING, MAKE SOMETHING FOR EACH MONSTER SUBSPECIES ENJOYS. FOR EXAMPLE, ELEMENTAL MONSTERS NORMALLY FAVOR FOODS EQUIVALENT TO THEIR ELEMENTS.” 

“So like fire elementals liking hot or warm foods?” you questioned. 

“YES! YOU ARE A VERY SMART HUMAN! THAT WOULD BE MY SUGGESTION. ARE YOU AWARE OF THE TYPES OF MONSTERS THAT WILL BE AT THIS EVENT?” 

“Yes they are all the same subspecies so it would probably be best to go with their favored tastes, correct?” 

“YES THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT I SUGGESTED!” he clapped his gloved hands together and a large smile on his face that brought a smile to your own face. 

You both slightly jumped at the sudden sound of music going off. Oddly enough it sounded like the famous Monster star Mettaton, maybe one of his songs. 

Papyrus quickly pulls out his phone which was the source of the song. 

“AH! APOLOGIES HUMAN! I MUST BE OFF, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, ALSO HAVE AN EVENT TO ATTEND TOO! MORE SPECIFICALLY A DINNER PARTY TO WELCOME A NEW POSSIBLE FRIEND! MAYBE IF WE SEE EACH OTHER AGAIN WE COULD SEE ABOUT DOING THE SAME TO YOU AS WELL! NYHEHEHEHEHE!!” Papyrus made his way to leave but stopped and turned back to you, “UM, I WAS WONDERING, DO YOU HAVE ANY SUGGESTIONS FOR FOOD FOR A HUMAN?” 

He is such a sweetie!!!!! Your aching heart!!!

“Try something like (F/F) it’s always my favorite and it might be your new friend’s favorite as well. Though make sure they don't have any allergies beforehand.” you tell him with a smile on your face. 

“NYHEHE!! THANK YOU KIND HUMAN! I HOPE WE MEET AGAIN!” he called out before rushing off. 

You giggled to yourself, you couldn't wait to meet him and to see the skeletons’ reaction to seeing you.

You have a feeling that a few won’t be happy and might think you're weaseling your way into their lives. *cough* Black *cough* But hopefully you can convince them that it’s not the case. 

You spent a good few minutes texting Blue and asking what everyone’s favorite flavors are. 

Once you obtain the information you quickly gather the items and go to check out. Before heading home to fix your dessert for the guys. 

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You whipped away the sweat that had gathered on your forehead as you looked down at your masterpieces. There are 11 in total, 8 of them were for the skeletons, 1 was for Sheriff, and there was the 2 extra you accidentally made in your process of baking. 

Thanks to the information from Blue, you were able to make individually made desserts for everyone! 

Now all you had to do was make one for yourself and you're all set. 

You glanced over at the clock and nearly jumped through the walls, at the sight of the time. If you didn't get going soon you were going to be late!!!

You threw off your apron and got a quick shower, just long enough to get the dessert remembrance off of you. Once done you put on a nice casual dress, threw your still wet hair up and slipped on your favorite boots. Then you grabbed your keys, phone, and other items, tossing them all into your purse, which was by the front door so you wouldn't forget. 

Next was to carefully collect your desserts for the guys, making sure they were secured in the dessert carrier. Careful that none of them mixed, but at the same time placed organized enough that if they do happen to mix then it wouldn't be the end of the world. You placed the carrier next to your purse. 

“Sheriff! Time to go!” you called out to your partner in crime, who came running to you immediately. You grabbed his leash and locked it in place. Now you are ready to go! 

You grabbed your purse, threw it over your shoulder, then wrapped Sheriff’s leash around your arm before collecting your desserts. Then you were off! 

You were careful when descending the stairs, making sure not to trip on the stairs, your own feet, or Sheriff. When you got to your car you secured Sheriff to the back seat, then secured the desserts in the passenger’s seat, then finally jumped into the driver’s seat. 

Then you drove off at the Skeleton Lodge! 

Yes you named it the Skeleton Lodge. Why? 

1. The lodge was owned by at most 8 skeletons 
2. It’s literally called The Lodge because it’s a literal lodge.
3. Cause it sounds cool. 

Despite the cute and funny name for the skeletons’ home, you were nervous the entire ride over. Your unused leg was shaking and you couldn't stop tapping your hand on the wheel. 

‘Would they like your desserts even when no one asked you to bring them? Would they even let you step foot into their house? Oh god, hopefully Sheriff doesn't go for their bones again.’ your thoughts ran ragged the entire drive over. But they were soon cut off when you pulled up into the driveway of the Skeleton Lodge which knocked you out of your autopilot mode. 

It was weird that you knew the way already without the help of GPS.  

You didn't get out for a few seconds, you sat there in your car trying to calm down your nerves with a few deep breaths. Sheriff of course helped by reaching over and pawing at your ungloved arm.  

You smiled at Sheriff and gave him a few pets on the head. “Let’s do this boy” you tell him before starting to get out. You round about to get Shariff before grabbing your carrier filled with desserts. 

You walked up to the lodge, it was dark out but the house emitted so much light that you had no problem seeing around and walking to the door. Once to the door you shifted around to get a free hand to knock. 

You took one more deep breath before knocking on the door rather loudly then took a step or two back so you're not right on the door as well as shifting back to your original position. 

In no time the door was answered by none other than Blue himself. 

“HUMAN! YOU MADE IT! PLEASE COME IN! EVERYONE IS EITHER IN THE LIVING ROOM OR HELPING IN THE KITCHEN.” he tells you as he opens the door wide enough to let you in. 

“Thank you, I wouldn't miss this for the world! Same goes with Sheriff,” said dog let out an excited bark, “I got some desserts for the house, where should I put them?” you slipped out of your shoes and slid them over in the corner with the rest of the shoes. You easily picked out Blue’s boots. 

“RIGHT THIS WAY YOU CAN PLACE THEM ON THE COUNTER, THEY WILL BE WELL PROTECTED FROM THE SKELETONS WITH SWE- RUS!! GET YOUR DIRTY HANDS OUT OF MY TACO MIX RIGHT NOW BEFORE I HIT YOU UPSIDE THE SKULL WITH MY SPATULA! AGAIN!!!” Blue shouted at said skeleton who got, plain as day, caught trying to swipe an early taco apparently. 

This made you giggle, especially at the face he made when he realized he got caught. 

“but I’m hungryyyyyyyy….” he whined in defeat. 

“DINNER IS JUST ABOUT DONE! YOU CAN WAIT A FEW MORE MINUTES.” Blue scolded. 

“but I don’ wanna…” Rus continued to whine. 

Blue sent him a sharp glare, “DO NOT MAKE ME GO TELL BLACK YOU ARE MESSING WITH DINNER.” 

That single sentence made Rus flinch and back away from the food. You shook your head at their antics. It looks like it’s never boring around here. Not with so many different personalities that seem to somehow work well together. 

You placed your cupcakes on the counter and turned to Rus, “I thought your name was Mutt, not Rus?” you questioned with a slight smile and a raised brow. 

Rus – Mutt – shrugged, “eh either one works, Baby-Blue here just doesn't like calling me Mutt.” 

“IT IS DEMEANING!” Blue complained while finishing his cooking. 

“Sooo, which should I call you? Like what’s your preference?” you questioned again. 

A sly smirk appeared on his skull, “ya can call me anything ya want princess~ can even call me yours~” he said with a wink. 

Yep. Your face is red hot. Yep. Completely normal. This is completely normal. 

Sheriff saved your dignity (do you even have any left at this point?) by surprise ‘attacking’ Rus. Sheriff proceeded to jump onto Rus and in the process push him off the chair he was sitting in. All in a matter of seconds he hit the ground and at the same time had a dog on top of him licking his face off. 

Well. He technically didn't have a face to begin with, not even a nose. 

You quickly covered your mouth to hold in the laughter that was bubbling to the surface, it was so close but thankfully someone else beat you to it while laughing at Rus’ misfortune. 

“ahahahhaahhahashahahahahahahhahahahahah!!!!!! oh my stars!!!!!! the mutt got taken down by a mutt!!!!!!” 

Red was almost on the floor laughing so hard. You could see red transparent liquid slipping from his sockets from how hard he was laughi-

…

Did he…–

Did he call Sheriff a mutt. 

That didn't sit well with you. 

You whistled and Sheriff stopped kissing Rus, instead looking right at you. With a smirk you motioned to the still laughing Red. “Kisses.” 

All Red saw was a blur of brown and black before he was tackled to the ground. Getting the same amount of slobbering dog kisses that Rus was getting earlier. 

“ack!!! – get this– get it– GET THIS MUTT OFF MEEEEEE!!!!” Red all but howled out meanwhile Rus and you were laughing your butts off. So to speak. 

Your entertainment was cut short when Blue’s voice called through the noise. “DINNER IS READY!!! YOU TWO, GO GET CLEANED UP AND READY TO EAT.” Blue said with a smile but with a shake of his skull. All the signs of him finding it funny but also very gross and ridiculous. 

You called off Sheriff and he was instantly back to your side and it is where he stayed through most of the night. 

Red got up and was drenched in slobber, “yuck! thought ya care about meh sweetheart.” Red said in a  playful manner, most likely trying to get empathy from you. 

“Don't call my partner in crime a mutt then, otherwise you’ll get more than just kisses from this baby.” you said with a smirk. 

“awwww such a mean princess ain’t she Red.” Rus said with a smirk to the shorter skeleton. 

“yeah and you apparently are into that sh*t.” Red growled out at Rus. 

These two apparently have a love-hate relationship going on. 

The love-hate couple leave the room to clean up from doggo love. You just washed your hands in the kitchen sink since you didn't know where the bathroom was nor wanted to wander around to find it. 

Blue gave you a plate and you quickly filled it up with food for yourself and food for Sheriff that you’ll slip him on the side for being a very good boy. You then picked a seat at the table Sheriff of course close by laying down on the floor next to you and slowly one by one you watched as each skeleton entered the kitchen and to the table. Each one was surprised to see you, and those who never saw your partner in crime were REALLY surprised. 

The first to enter was Black who was questioning Blue where his ‘WORTHLESS MONGREL’ was. Blue told him he was cleaning up which seemed to confuse Black. 

“He got a few kisses.” you said, announcing your presence, with a smirk. 

“OH. RIGHT. YOU'RE HERE.” he said with a glare in your direction. But you paid it no mind. 

“Hi.” you said to him with a smile replacing your smirk. 

“YOU MUST BE AN AWFUL KISSER SHOULD MY FILTHY BROTHER FAVOR THE NEED TO CLEAN HIMSELF OFF OVER FOOD.” Black said while taking his seat at the table. 

You made a deadpan face at him, “Actually Sheriff gave him kisses. Not me.” at the name said doggo popped his head up and looked right at Black with a big smile. 

You snickered at Black yelping once he saw Sheriff was here, “YOU BROUGHT THAT MUTT WITH YOU!? TO A DINNER PARTY!?!” he screeched out. 

“Don't call him a mutt. Otherwise you’ll get the same treatment that Red got.” you playfully threatened. The image of Black getting kisses was pretty tempting. 

“WHAT EXACTLY HAS MY IDIOTIC BROTHER DONE THIS TIME TO GET INTO TROUBLE?” called a familiar voice. “AND WHAT, PRAY TELL, ARE YOU DOING HERE.” 

Ah Edge. Good to see you too. 

“Hiya again.” you said with a smile and a small wave, “to answer the first question, Red called Sheriff a mutt, which I didn't appreciate. So he, and Rus got kisses from Sheriff.” said doggo once again popped his head up again, Edge flinched just a bit but it was barely noticeable. What was noticeable was the instant flick of his eyelights to Sheriff. 

“And to answer your second question, apparently I’ve met most of your family so I was invited over for dinner.” you said to the tall glaring skeleton. 

Edge keeps looking at Sheriff for some time before speaking once again. “OF COURSE MY USELESS BROTHER WAS TAKEN DOWN BY A MU- A DOG. JUST MAKE SURE TO KEEP THIS CREATURE UNDER CONTROL AND AWAY FROM ME.” he said before taking his seat at the table. 

After Edge both Rus and Red returned in clean clothes, free from any signs of doggo kisses. They got a big helping of food before sitting next to their brothers, also away from Sheriff. Will anyone come near you with Sheriff around?? You hope not since you normally have Sheriff around you most of the time. Blue and Stretch might sit near the two of you. 

Sure enough one of the chairs next to you was pulled back and Stretch sat next to you, he pushed his chair back so that it was standing on two legs. 

“glad you could make it honey, hope these numbskulls aren't bothering you too much. I know they can be a real plate full .” Stretch commented, the pun got a giggle out of me while the other skeletons, even the punny ones, all responded the same. 

“ASHTRAY!” 

“a*s!” 

“oi.” 

“I’LL DUST YOU!” 

This made you giggle more, “Na they’re all good, Rus and Red got some kisses though, which was fun to watch.” 

Stretch raised a bone brow with his shocked expression, his face also had a slight yellow-orange tint to it. He opened his mouth to speak but was interrupted by Red. 

“ain’t a kiss sweetheart when it comes from a mu-” he paused, PTSD giving him flashbacks before proceeding carefully, “from a dog.” 

Stretch then proceeded to laugh at their expense, you just rolled your eyes, “Sure it is, I get them all the time. You're just jealous that he gives out such amazing kisses.” This made Stretch laugh even more, Rus started snickering. 

A smirk grew on Red’s face as he placed one arm on the table and leaned forward, “how ya know I ain’t when ya haven’t tried?~” 

Edge slapped Red upside the skull, making Red kiss the table hard. 

Red has now had 2 kisses so far into the early evening. 

Meanwhile you were a tad bit heated so you got your cup and got something to drink, leaving Sheriff with Stretch while you do so. You get your cup filled with water and you notice Blue working hard in the kitchen, “Hey Blue, you gonna get a plate and join us? Things are getting pretty crazy out there.” you started up a conversation. 

“I SHALL JOIN IN A BIT, I MUST MAKE SURE EVERYONE GETS FOOD FIRST. A FEW SKELETONS AROUND HERE TEND TO FORGET TO EAT FROM TIME TO TIME. BUT IT SHOULDN’T BE TOO MUCH LONGER! PAPYRUS WILL BE BACK FROM HIS ARRIENS AND I JUST GOT TO DRAG SANS FROM THE BASEMENT. SPEAKING OF WHICH, I SHOULD DO THAT NOW.” Blue said leaving the kitchen and turning down the hall. 

A silent moment passed before Blue could be heard from across the house. 

“SANS YOU ABSOLUTELY LAZY BONEHEAD LIKE MY BROTHER!!! GET UP HERE BEFORE I BUST THIS DOOR DOWN AND DRAG YOU OUT!!!” 

This was your face: O^O’’ 

In the next second Sans appeared in the kitchen, getting a surprised yelp out of you. Thankfully your water didn't spill. 

“sup kiddo, how’s it going?” Sans said with a classic smile. 

“Um. It’s going good.?” You answered though it sounded unsure. 

“good.” Sans seemed pleased by your answer and grabbed his food before going to sit with the others. Just as he leaves Blue comes back into the kitchen looking pleased with himself, you pointed to the others to show that Sans had indeed come through. 

“ALRIGHTY THEN! PAPYRUS SHOULD BE BACK ANY MINUTE NOW, WE CAN GO SIT FOR THE TIME BEING.” Blue said as he put away his cooking gear and fixed his plate before walking to the others. You followed behind and sat in your seat, Blue now sitting on your other side, not forgetting to give pets to Sheriff, to which he was happy to receive. 

Everyone talked among themselves while waiting for Papyrus, Red and Rus occasionally sneaking small bites of food here and there when no one was looking. Sans fell asleep. Edge and Black complained back and forth about the troubles of their job, which honestly sounded like work gossip to you. Blue and Stretched talk to you for a bit, both casually petting Sheriff, who was absolutely loving the attention. 

After a few minutes of waiting the door slammed open and a voice boomed through the house, “APOLOGIES FOR BEING LATE! I LOST TRACK OF TIME TALKING TO CRO- OH! HELLO HUMAN FROM THE GROCERY STORE! I DID NOT KNOW YOU WERE THE GUEST WE WERE HAVING OVER! WELCOME TO OUR HOME!” Papyrus greeted. 

There was a bit of silence, all the skeletons, mainly the ones you talk to about who you met and who you haven’t, looked at you a bit shocked. 

“WhEn DiD yOu MeEt CrEaMpUfF!?!?!?” they, or most called out. 

“Um…the grocery store..? Earlier today…” you said with a nervous smile. 

“seriously? f*ck you really do get around sweetheart.” Red commented. 

“Don't say it like that!” you exclaimed, getting a very large sense of deja vu. 

“THAT IS EXACTLY WHAT SHE SAID TO THAT GANGSTER GOLD IN THE PARK A WHILE AGO.” Black commented. 

Oh right, you did say that to him– and now everyone is looking at you with shock once again. 

“yOu MeEt GoLd ToO!??!?!!?!” they all exclaimed. Your ears are starting to hurt. 

“welp, I’m no longer surprised by anything at this point.” Sans commented. 

“alright, spill the honey tea, honey. got any more skeletons in your closet ?” Stretch joked about his question. 

You snickered, “Just everyone here and Gold. Papyrus being the last to meet. But technically most of you all were meeting in passing. Sometimes I think I’m a skeleton magnet.” you joked. 

They all seemed to look at one another with different levels of unsureness. 

“WELL IS IT QUITE CONVENIENT TO HAVE MET YOU AT THE STORE THE WAY I DID, BECAUSE I MADE (F/F) FOR THE EVENING!” Papyrus commented, breaking the unsureness that filled the air. He took his seat next to Sans and Blue. 

“Yeah, sorry for not telling you, actually, sorry for not telling any of you. I didn't think that all skeleton Monsters would be related.” you said shamefully. 

“yelp, we’re all cousins, every single skeleton Monster around.” Sans explained. 

“UNFORTUNATELY.” Edge commented. 

“WE ALSO COME IN PAIRS! STRETCH AND MYSELF ARE BROTHERS, NOT COUSINS. SANS AND PAPYRUS ARE BROTHERS BUT TO STRETCH AND MYSELF THEY ARE OUR COUSINS. FOLLOW?” Blue explained. 

You nodded as something popped up in your head, “Wait. So there’s still one more skeleton I need to meet. Gold’s brother.” 

“eh, Gold’s brother, Gun, is someone you really shouldn’t meet. he’s meaner than Edgy over here and wouldn't hesitate to do some damage.” Stretch cautioned. 

“AS CRUDE  AS THAT COMMENT WAS AND AS MUCH AS I HATE TO SAY THIS, THE ASHTRAY HAS A POINT.” Edge agreed. 

“IT IS QUITE A SURPRISE THAT YOU WERE EVEN ABLE TO BEFRIEND GOLD, NORMALLY HE ISN'T THE KIND OF SKELETON WHO ENJOYS MEETING OTHERS.” Papyrus commented. 

“Well you're not wrong, it took me ‘taking’ his hat and playing a game of ‘Find Waldo’ to keep him interested. Otherwise I think he would have just forgotten about me.” you explained. You honestly wouldn't have been surprised if he did forget you, many people did. It’s one of the reasons your circle is so small.

You looked up to see more shocked expressions, didn't Sans say he was no longer surprised by anything at this point???

“you..you toyed…with a member of…the mafia…” Red muttered. 

“WHERE EXACTLY DID YOU COME FROM!?” Black exclaimed. 

“Um.. (H/T)...?” you answered. 

“nice town, not a lot of Monsters there though.” Stretch commented. 

“YOU MUST HAVE BEEN OVERWHELMED BY ALL THE SIGHTS AND MONSTERS AROUND! HOPE IT WASN'T TOO MUCH.” Papyrus said. 

“Na, it was a shock for sure but nothing too bad. The only thing that happened on my first day here was Sheriff going after Stretch and Rus at the grocery store.” you explained sheepishly. 

“Sheriff?” a few skeletons questioned. 

At the name a german shepherd head popped up once again, this time letting out a happy bark not that he is the center of attention. 

Papyrus froze wide eyed- erm..socket. Before all things broke loose, “NYEH!!!! A DOG!!!!” he all but jumped onto his chair. “APOLOGIES HUMAN BUT WE DO NOT NEED ANOTHER DOG RUNNING AROUND GOING AFTER OUR BONES!” 

You started to panic, not thinking that Papyrus would be terrified of dogs, you were going to apologize but Stretch stepped in, “don't worry Creampuff, Sheriff here doesn't go after skeletons, little guy got excited the first time but didn't go after our bones. not like Toby does.” 

“Toby?” you questioned. 

“TOBY IS AN INSANELY ANNOYING DOG! HE RUNS AROUND, FINDING US WHEREVER WE GO AND TRIES TO STEAL A FEMUR OR A TIBIA.” Papyrus explained sitting back in his chair slowly. 

“Oh. Well Sheriff doesn't do any of that.” you reassured him which seemed to work. 

“yeah, all he does is lick whatever faces we still have off. and cover ya in dog slobber.” Red complained.

“I will command him to do it again, Red.” you send him a glare with no bite, but definitely enough to tell him to keep pushing and see what happens.

“WELL I CAN HANDLE SOME KISSED FROM A DOG, AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T STEAL MY BONES, I NEED THEM AFTER ALL.” Papyrus said with a big smile. 

“HA! Told you they’re kisses!” you exclaimed and pointed at Red in victory. 

“a kiss is from a hot girl! not from a dog!” Red called back. 

“or from a hot guy.” Stretch added fuel to the fire. 

“or from a hot non-binary.” Rus snickered, also adding fuel to the fire. 

“or from Grillby” Sans added, and being the last to throw fuel to the fire.

“ya know what exactly the f*ck I mean!!” Red yelled and decided he had enough and shoved a handful of food in his face. 

We all laughed at the antics and continued on with the night. 

Unknown to all of you, two pairs of eyelights were looking through the kitchen window from a great distance in the woods. Both focused on the particular human sitting at the table. 

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“Wait wait wait, so the real reason you're called Creampuff by everyone is because you ended up on the receiving end of a prank meant for someone else!?” you asked while laughing hysterically. 

“NYHEHE UNFORTUNATELY. I WAS CLEANING CREAM PUFF PIE OUT OF MY ORBITALS FOR DAYS!” Papyrus complained while laughing much like the rest of the group, including you 

“But who was it meant for originally if you weren’t the target?” you asked through your laughter.

“nyhehe it was meant for Black originally. we just got the height measurements wrong.” Stretch informed only to laugh even harder. 

“WHAT!? THAT STUPID PRANK WAS FOR ME!?! I SHOULD DUST YOU WHERE YOU STAND ASHTRAY!!!” Black shouted from across the dining table. 

“How the f*ck did you get the height so wrong!? The height difference between the two is so different!” you questioned again while continuing to laugh your butt off. 

“I WILL KILL YOU HUMAN!!” Black all but screamed, unfortunately for him it only made the laughter in the room increase. 

You took a few deep breaths to help calm yourself down from the laughing high. “Oh boy, that was a hilarious story, and dinner was amazing. Thank you guys again for having me over!” you told them with a smile. 

“OF COURSE HUMAN! IT IS NOT EVERY DAY WE HAVE SOMEONE OVER.” Blue said as he collected the dirty plates. 

“uh bro, we do have someone coming over everyday. Al and Undyne’s family?” Stretch corrected. 

“OH, RIGHT. WELL YOU'RE THE FIRST PERSON WE HAVE HAD OVER THAT HAVE RANDOMLY RAN INTO SO MANY SKELETONS AFTER JUST MOVING HERE! IF THAT MAKES SENSE.” Blue got lost in his thoughts and words trying to figure out if he said that correctly. 

“I get what you mean Blue,” you showed mercy on the poor skeleton before he blew a brain cell–if he even had those, that is, “Besides it was nice meeting all of you. Even if some of those meetings and run-ins were less than ideal.” you said totally not hinting to a few certain skeletons. Not at all. 

“hey honey, you said you brought cupcakes earlier, are these it?” Stretch asked, holding the platter of cupcakes in his hands. 

“Oh right! Yeah those are my gifts to you guys. I had some inside help on picking flavors to make.” you explained as you grabbed them from his hands.

“aw~ how sweet of ya sweetheart, maybe later I can give ya treat in private.” Red purred with a smirk. Only for it to be whipped from his face by the hard slap behind the skull by Edge. Kiss number 3 for Red tonight, will he get to an even number? 

“you made multiple flavors? heh let me guess, you have hundreds of cupcakes at home that are missing one in each.” Sans jokes. 

“Hah! Ew that’s so wasteful, not to mention a pain. Na I controlled the recipe down to make one cupcake for every recipe. It took a while but thankfully my grandmother loved to bake and she managed to pass the habit down to me from beyond the grave. Here you all get one, Papyrus,” you handed him his designated cupcake which is labeled with these cute little flags with their names and colors to tell them apart, “ your cupcake is a strawberry cake with whipped cream frosting.” 

Papyrus took his cupcake and took a bite of it, the second his magical taste buds made contact with the cupcake his sockets grew stars in them. 

“WOWIE! THIS IS A DELICIOUS HUMAN!” he complimented and continued to eat his cupcake happily but slowly, like it was the best thing in the world. 

“Blue,” you handed him his cupcake which had his name and a blue flag on it, “yours is a blueberry cupcake with a fluffy cream cheese frosting.” 

Blue takes his cupcake and takes a bite of it, and much like Papyrus, shining stars appear in his sockets upon first bite. “WOW! THIS IS REALLY GOOD! I AM GLAD TO HEAR THAT MY INFORMATION PROVED USEFUL HUMAN!”

“I think you mean proved fruitful bro, nyhehe.” Stretch joked which earned him a mouth full glare from his brother. 

You shook your head and made him your next target, “Good one Stretch,” you complimented as you handed him his cupcake, “I didn't need your brother to tell me what flavor to make you. I already had this one planned out the second I saw you drink from that honey bottle a while back. Your’s is a honey cupcake with a salted honey buttercream frosting, with a piece of honeycomb on top. Basically a lot of honey, honey .”

He seemed surprised and took the cupcake in hands. He took a bite from it and he melted at first taste. Guess you really hit it on the nail. Especially when he ate the honeycomb and started licking off the icing before eating the cake, all in record flat. Guess you should make more for his sweet tooth than for him next time HA!

You walked over to Red who seemed shocked that he got one as well, though you don't know why he wouldn’t. “Here’s yours Red,” you tell him while handing the cupcake with a red colored flag over, “yours is an extra fudge chocolate cupcake with a chocolate cake and fudge frosting. I also threw in some mini chocolate chips as a thank you for fixing my car so well.” you told him with a wink. 

He seemed pleased and took the cupcake, “heh ya really are a tasty treat yaself, sweet heart.” and with those words he opened his mouth with razor sharp teeth and ate the whole thing, well, whole! 

You walked over to Rus, who also looked surprised he was getting one even when you handed him a cupcake with a dark purple flag, “Here’s yours Rus, it’s a caramel cupcake with handmade caramel buttercream. I hope it’s not too sweet for you.” 

“heh, nat a problem princess,” he said as he took a bite, then he instantly melted faster than ice cream over a fire. “are ya an angel sent from above or somethin’, this is f*ckin’ heavenly.”

“LANGUAGE!” lectured a handful of skeletons but he didn't seem to care even more so than he normally does. It tickled you to see the very happy expression on his face compared to the stiff neutral one. 

“I AM APPALLED THAT THE MUTT GETS SOMETHING BEFORE ME! HAND OVER MY TREAT THIS INSTANT YOU WITCH!” Screeched Black as he reached his hand out in an obvious manner of ‘give me now.’ 

You rolled your eyes and handed him the cupcake with a black colored flag, it’s really handy that some of these guys are named after colors. “Your cupcake is an earl gray cupcake with blackberry curd and cream cheese frosting,” you told him as he snatched it out of your hands, “They not to get too much of a sugar rush, don't need a tyrant like yourself zooming through the halls so close to bedtime.” you teased with a smirk. 

Black glared and snarled at you, “I HIGHLY DOUBT THAT CONSIDERING IT WOULDN'T EVEN TASTE DECENT ENOUGH FOR A SECOND BITE!” he boosted before taking a bite. He seemed to freeze for only a second before scoffing and turning away, “IT IS…ADEQUATE.”

Pride filled your SOUL at those words knowing full well he enjoys it, especially when he takes that second bite he claimed it wouldn't get. 

Next skeleton on the list is Edge, who took and ate the offered cupcake that had a maroon flag, without you explaining what it was first.

“HM. IT IS NOT AS TERRIBLE AS I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE. I WILL BE EXPECTING MORE FROM YOU IN THE COMING FUTURE.” Edge complimented. 

“Um. Thanks? But um…didn’t you want to know what it was first?” You questioned while being thrown off a bit. 

“IT IS A SPICE CAKE WITH CREAM CHEESE FROSTING.” he said. 

Your jaw hit the ground, “R-right. How-?” 

“before becomin’ captain of da police force Boss here worked part time at a restaurant downtown,” Red explained. “best d*mn worker at that stupid place.” 

“Oh wow that’s cool! Maybe we can try cooking together some time.” you offered an olive branch. Edge just huffed with crossed arms which wasn’t a ‘yes’ or a ‘no’, so you're gonna take it as a ‘maybe’. Still a win! 

You went to the last skeleton on the list who’s cupcake flag was a generic blue color that looked a lot like his jacket that he never takes off as well as a small edible plane you thought would be funny. “And finally here’s your cupcake Sans. I had to change yours around a bit more than the others since I was told you kept answering ketchup or puns to the question every time. I can’t make ketchup cupcakes so I hope you’ll enjoy this vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing.” 

He took it and bit into it, “mmm can never go wrong with plane vanilla,” he said holding up the plane. 

A chorus of groans and threats were thrown at Sans but he didn't have a care in the world. 

“so who gets the rest of the cupcakes?” Stretch asked, making Rus perk up. The two are no doubt trying to get more cupcakes. Sweet tooth sharks. 

“Well, one is a specially made dog cupcake for Sheriff.” you tell him as you put the dog biscuit on the ground for Sheriff. 

Black looked over to the tray, “HUFF IT SEEMS YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO PROPERLY COUNT, YOU NOW HAVE AN EXTRA CUPCAKE. WHAT DO YOU EXPECT US TO DO WITH IT? SHARE?” 

“Oh, yeah sorry about that, I accidentally made two extra. I figured if someone didn't like their cupcake and wanted a different one. I can leave them here or take them with me if you guys want.” 

“we can take them off your hands honey.”

Blue glared at his brother, no doubt because of Stretch’s uncontrollable sweet tooth, before turning to you, “BUT WHAT ABOUT YOURSELF MAIDEN? YOU DO NOT GET A CUPCAKE?” 

You feel like an idiot once again. “Heh I got so wrapped up in baking that I might have forgotten to make one for me. Oops.” 

“RIDICULOUS! HOW CAN YOU FORGET TO MAKE SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF?” Black commented. 

You shrug, “You get too wrapped up in things sometimes that you forget to eat or take care of yourself. It happens.” 

There was a loud snap that came from outside causing everyone to turn their attention towards the sound, including Sheriff who was standing at attention. He didn't look like he was on guard but it was clear he wasn't relaxed either, it looked like he was still making up his mind at what that was. He wasn’t the only one. 

“heh the traits of living in the woods.” Sans said with a shrug and laid back smile. 

That sounded really big to be some random animal. But you don't live in this area so you didn't speak about your concerns. This is their land, they should know what’s inside the woods. It also didn't help that you were still getting over that encounter from last time. Whatever that thing was. 

“Right. Well thank you again for dinner everyone. It was delicious. Was there anything else you had planned for the evening?” you asked, trying to change the subject. 

“OH! WE CAN PLAY ON RUS’S NEW GAME CONSOLE THAT’S SET UP IN THE LIVING ROOM!” Blue suggested. 

“Gaming?! Count me in!” you agreed and everyone started to go to the living room, aside from Edge who took the role of cleaning the kitchen. 

“w-wait, I didn't agree to this. please. don't hurt meh baby!” Rus exclaims and runs after us. 

The night carried on with non-stop games and stories, followed up by a movie or two. By the time everything had finished, it had become so late into the night. Several skeletons and yourself were getting very tired. Even Sheriff, who had been hyped up on energy since you gave him that cupcake, had curled up on the couch–and on top of a sleeping Sans–and fell asleep. 

You tried and failed to stifle a yawn that rippled throughout your body, making it very clear you were tired. 

“Welp, this night with all of you has been amazing, but I think it’s time for Sheriff and I to go home before it gets too late.”

Blue stood up, carefully making sure not to wake the dead asleep Stretch who had leaned on top of Blue during the movie before falling asleep entirely. “Alright Maiden, I Think I Agree With You,” he said in his quiet voice while looking at everyone who had fallen asleep. Only Black, you, and himself managed to stay awake. “I Can Drive You Home.” 

“No, that's alright Blue, I can drive Sheriff and I back,” you told him, “besides, it looks like you're going to have your hands full with all the sleeping skeletons.” 

“Mweheh, It Appears So. But Are You Sure You’re Awake Enough To Drive? We Have An Extra Room You Two Can Sleep In. None Of Us Would Mind.” he offered. 

You walked over to pick up the sleeping dog on a sleeping Sans, none of whom bothered to wake up. How silly. “Thanks Blue, but you guys have already done enough for us. I don't want to inconvenience you any further tonight. Besides, this isn’t the first time I’ve driven in this state.” you joked. 

“As An Officer Of The Law I Should Report You, But I’m Off Duty So I Won’t. But Please Do Be Careful. It’s Not Safe To Drive While Exhausted.” he assured. 

“I thought that was only for drinking while driving?” you giggled.

“It Is For Both.” Black clarified as he joined Blue by his side. He didn't have any skeleton asleep on him, which isn’t surprising. 

“Alright, I’ll be careful,” you tell them as you head to the door. You put Sheriff down to put on your shoes and grab your things, minus the cupcakes, then go get your car ready. You returned to pick Sheriff back up and head to your car to put him in first, then returning once again to say your final goodbyes.

By now Black was dragging poor sleeping Rus up to his room while Blue was helping to grab Stretch, but he stopped and walked up to you when he noticed you were at the door ready to go. “All Set To Go?” 

You nodded, “Yeah, thanks again for a great night,” you said before looking up at the rest of the sleeping skeletons, “all of you.” 

Blue walked you back to your car, “You Are Welcome To Come Over Anytime. Some Of The Others My Claim They Don't Like You, But Truth Is That They Really Do.”

“How can you tell?” you asked filled with curiosity.

“For One, They Would Not Have Come At All. Most Are Really Busy With Their Jobs And Wouldn’t Hesitate To Take Over Shifts Or Do Overtime. The Fact They Were Here Speaks That You Caught Their Interest, One Way Or Another.” He explains. 

“I guess you're not wrong about that, is there another reason?” you asked as you hopped into your car and started it up. 

“We All Ate Your Cupcakes. We Would Have Denied Your Cupcakes If We Didn't Like You. That’s How I Knew For Sure They Liked You.” he told you with a big soft smile. 

Your heart and SOUL warmed at the feeling of them liking you. “Good to know. Thank you Blue. You’ve been an amazing friend.” you told him as you leaned over and planted a friendly kiss on the cheek bone. 

His face grew a soft blue color and a gloved hand came to hold the cheek bone. His eye sockets lowered a bit while his eye lights glowed a bit more than before. A soft smile still present on his face as he kept staring at you.

He snapped out of his trance when you started up your car. “Bye Blue, see you again sometime.” 

Blue stepped back from your car and waved to you as you started to pull out of their driveway, “Good Bye Maiden. Be Safe.” 

Before long you pulled out of their driveway all the way and were on the road to home. It was really dark and it was hard to see the road even with your high beams going. Thankfully Sheriff was completely asleep and not as energized as before, otherwise it would be even more of a struggle than it already is. 

By the time you got half way through the forest you were really regretting staying out so long into the night. It wasn’t just from how dark it was, but it was also because you were so tired. So tired in fact that you could barely keep your eyes open. Your car was just so warm and it was so calmingly dark out. 

You were asleep before you knew it. 

Your car stayed straight for the most part but it wasn’t long before it started to veer off its course. Your car going 40 something started crossing off the road and right towards the forest trees. 

Thankfully the rumbling of the rumble strips on the side of the road woke your right up. 

“OH MY GOD!!!!!!” you screamed, now fully awake and slamming hard on the brakes. Only inches from hitting a thick tree that no doubt could have caused massive damage. 

Sheriff yelped awake as you screamed and hit the brakes, now he was whining to see if you’re okay. 

You didn't move a muscle, you didn't even have a thought going through your brain at the moment. It isn't until Sheriff barked loud enough to startle you back into the present. You turned around to check on your best friend, who was thankfully unharmed. You seemed unharmed as well, thankfully. 

You sat there for a few minutes taking a breather from the massive scare before working to start your car back up again. 

Only it didn't move when you tried to back up. 

You check everything; your car lights are on so there’s no way it’s the battery, your car is running like normal so there can’t be anything wrong with the engine, and you hear your tires going but nothing is happening. You looked at your side mirrors and found the problem. 

Your tires got stuck in the mud. 

Everything was in working order, you just weren’t getting any friction, thanks to the rain showers that have been going on these last few days. 

You groaned and banged your head on the steering wheel. “Great.” 

You could try walking back to the Skeleton Lodge but that was so far. Plus it was pitch black without your lights. The best bet is to get out and try and free your car. Even though that was just as dangerous as walking it. 

You groaned again before raising your head from the steering wheel, preparing yourself to get out and either dig with your bare hands or push with all your might. Both of which will be an unpleasant experience in the long run. 

At least that’s what you were going to do if it wasn't for the hulking figure standing in front of your car and starting right at you!

You froze at the sight before you, you didn't dare to move a single bit, likewise with the figure apparently. The two of you just stared each other down, you looking into those small pin prick white glowing eyes. You didn’t lose eye contact with the figure but you were able to get a glance at its shape. 

The figure in front of your car was tall. Like really tall. Like taller than Edge tall. And the dude wore high heels to add to his already stupidly tall height! It looked hunched over and extremely thin. You couldn't see details due to it being hidden within the shadows, out of the reaches of your car’s headlights.

Sheriff didn't seem happy to take notice of the figure but at the same time he didn't seem upset either. At least not from what you could hear that is. Sheriff was a very protective and vocal dog when it came to your protection. If he detected something he didn't like he would let you and the other person know with a series of growls and barks. If he likes you he would be panting happily and moving around excitedly to greet a friend. But he wasn't doing any of those actions as of right now. 

You and the figure continued to stare the other down, silence ever so present in the air as time stretched on for whoever knows how long. 

But it broke when you noticed the figure’s low glowing eyes shift ever so slightly away from your stare down. They shifted slightly to your left and stayed there for a bit before snapping back to you. 

The shift was subtle and you probably would never have noticed it if it wasn't for the fact you were staring down those glowing eyes. 

You felt your body go freezing cold. 

Those glowing eyes shifted for a reason. They shifted to look at something. Something that was to your left. 

Hesitantly you shifted your attention to your left. Daring to take your eyes off the figure in front of you. 

When you fully turned your head to see what it was the figure briefly looked at, you were greeted with a bright red light. 

Blood red. 

The same light you saw last time you were over in this area. Before it was farther away. 

Now it was right up against your car window. 

You couldn't help it when a scream ripped through your body and shattered the tense silent atmosphere entirely. Sheriff joined the screaming with his barking, sensing his human was scared out of her mind. 

The light disappeared and reappeared in an instant before it backed away from your car window. But this did nothing to ease your frightened state. You were breathing rapidly and doing your best to move away from the two figures that have surrounded your car. Though that was really hard to do with your car being stuck in the mud and having a very limited space to go. 

Sheriff, your brave knight in fur covered armor, kept barking and trying to get in front of his human in her time of need. Unfortunately and fortunately the dog seatbelt kept him situated in his position. Much to his dismay. 

You tried to reach for your phone to call one of the skeletons for help but during your panicked state you ended up dropping it on the passenger floor. You went to reach for it but when you did manage to reach it you pulled up too quickly and hit the back of your head on the underside of the dash. 

Dazed from the accidental hit, you didn’t register the two figures getting closer to your car, one on one side and the other on the other side. Both figures are looking right at you and a panicked Sheriff. 

Last thing you remembered was feeling how tired you were after all the events that went down today. From the tons of shopping you had to do, to the long hours of baking various cupcakes, to the excitement of the dinner at the Skeleton Lodge. 

You were just so tired. 

So tired you also failed to register your car door opening.