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One iced buckaroo and a side of twitter please!

Summary:

Steve and Bucky learn how to use social media in the 21st century and download twitter. What could go wrong?? That's what Pepper Potts thought originally.

Oh how she was wrong

Notes:

Hiiii!!! Welcome to my first twitter fic! This is obviously going to be about Stucky and a bunch of Avengers on twitter and their group chat!!

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1

Chapter Text

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Hi twitter…

PeterBarker @peterparkour
BUCCKKYKYYYYY

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Oh, hello?

PeterBarker @peterparkour
HAYYY!!!!!!! Why didn’t you tell me you were getting twitter?

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
I don’t know. I just didn’t.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Wait Buck. You’re here? UGH.

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Love u too sammy

Baby bird @Samcakes
Go away

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
<3

- AVENGERS GC -

Sam Wilson: WHO TOLD BUCKY TO GET TWITTER
Sam Wilson: THAT’S MY ONE SAFE PLACE WITHOUT HIM
Tony Stark: t’was me.
James Rhodes: T’was?
Tony Stark: Go away Rhodey. Also why the fuck are our names, our names?
Steve Rogers: language.
Tony Stark: Fuck off Steve.
Tony Stark changed his name to Money Provider
Money Provider changed Sam Wilson’s name to Bird #2
Money Provider changed James Barnes name to Captain America’s Bitch.
Captain America’s Bitch: what was that for.
Steve Rogers: He’s not wrong.
Captain America’s Bitch changed Steve Rogers name to Bucky’s Bitch.
Money Provider: That doesn’t work Buck
Money Provider changed Bucky’s Bitch’s name to Captain Ass-merica.
Money Provider: Better.
Natasha Romanoff: Tony why
Bruce Banner: What she said.
Money Provider: because.
Money Provider changed Natasha Romanoff’s name to Natattack
Money Provider changed Bruce Banners name to GrR I’M HuLk
GrR I’M HuLk: tony why.
Natattack: ok

BuckyBarnes @icedbuckaroo
Gonna change my username.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Better.

Mia @buckysbottom
WAIT BUCKYS ONT WITTER????????/
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
No, I’m on twitter. Not Witter.

Mia @buckysbottom
HE RESPONDED UWAHR

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Sometimes I question humans.

You know who I am @TonyStank
You are human tho…

Baby bird @Samcakes
No. He’s a cyborg.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’m not but okay sure.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

You know who I am @TonyStank
I’m gonna block them both in a second.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Anyway, I’m new to the whole twitter thing, what do I post?

Baby bird @Samcakes
Stuff.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Helpful.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Just basically whats on your mind.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
That’s weird. Just stand on the corner of 107th street and yell, thats what we used to do.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Well thats #concerning. You and Steve grew up weird.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
#ikr #steveslookingatmeweirdly #ireadthatoutloud #getsteveontwitter

You know who I am @TonyStank
OH GOD NO NOT STEVE ON TWITTER.

Chapter 2: Bucky...gets twitter??

Summary:

Bucky.....gets twitter?? much to sams delight

Notes:

hiii! Thanks for clicking on my first twitter fic!!

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Hi twitter…

PeterBarker @peterparkour
BUCCKKYKYYYYY

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Oh, hello?

PeterBarker @peterparkour
HAYYY!!!!!!! Why didn’t you tell me you were getting twitter?

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
I don’t know. I just didn’t.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Wait Buck. You’re here? UGH.

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
Love u too sammy

Baby bird @Samcakes
Go away

Bucky Barnes @icedbuckeroo
<3

- AVENGERS GC -

Sam Wilson: WHO TOLD BUCKY TO GET TWITTER
Sam Wilson: THAT’S MY ONE SAFE PLACE WITHOUT HIM
Tony Stark: t’was me.
James Rhodes: T’was?
Tony Stark: Go away Rhodey. Also why the fuck are our names, our names?
Steve Rogers: language.
Tony Stark: Fuck off Steve.
Tony Stark changed his name to Money Provider
Money Provider changed Sam Wilson’s name to Bird #2
Money Provider changed James Barnes name to Captain America’s Bitch.
Captain America’s Bitch: what was that for.
Steve Rogers: He’s not wrong.
Captain America’s Bitch changed Steve Rogers name to Bucky’s Bitch.
Money Provider: That doesn’t work Buck
Money Provider changed Bucky’s Bitch’s name to Captain Ass-merica.
Money Provider: Better.
Natasha Romanoff: Tony why
Bruce Banner: What she said.
Money Provider: because.
Money Provider changed Natasha Romanoff’s name to Natattack
Money Provider changed Bruce Banners name to GrR I’M HuLk
GrR I’M HuLk: tony why.
Natattack: ok

BuckyBarnes @icedbuckaroo
Gonna change my username.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Better.

Mia @buckysbottom
WAIT BUCKYS ONT WITTER????????/
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
No, I’m on twitter. Not Witter.

Mia @buckysbottom
HE RESPONDED UWAHR

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Sometimes I question humans.

You know who I am @TonyStank
You are human tho…

Baby bird @Samcakes
No. He’s a cyborg.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’m not but okay sure.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

Baby bird @Samcakes
Are too.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Am not

You know who I am @TonyStank
I’m gonna block them both in a second.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Anyway, I’m new to the whole twitter thing, what do I post?

Baby bird @Samcakes
Stuff.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Helpful.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Just basically whats on your mind.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
That’s weird. Just stand on the corner of 107th street and yell, thats what we used to do.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Well thats #concerning. You and Steve grew up weird.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
#ikr #steveslookingatmeweirdly #ireadthatoutloud #getsteveontwitter

You know who I am @TonyStank
OH GOD NO NOT STEVE ON TWITTER.

Notes:

thanks for reading! If you have any ideas, or want to be included as a twitter user (lmk your name you want to use and @), lmk in the comments!!

Chapter 3: pls = i want to fuck??? WHAT

Summary:

I don't even know tbh

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Private Messages between The Avengers GC

Money Provider: #getsteveontwitter is trending.
Captain America’s Bitch: as it should be
Bird #2: WHY DOES BUCKY ALREADY HAVE 4M FOLLOWERS
Bird #2: I DON’T EVEN HAVE A MILLION
Captain America’s Bitch: because im better than you
Captain Ass-Merica: take a step back. Get ‘me’ on twitter is trending???
Money Provider: yes
Captain America’s Bitch: your welcome meme

Captain Ass-merica: buck, babe, no.
Captain America’s bitch: yes

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Stevie won’t get twitter, people help me convince him.

You know who I am @TonyStank
If cap gets twitter, I’ll buy everyone pizza.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Gonna tell him you said that

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Please do buck, i want pizza

You know who I am @TonyStank
buy it yourself???

Better bird-man @hawkboi
ew no

Better bird-man @hawkboi
I have priorities tony
Better bird-man @hawkboi
And spending my own money on pizza is not one of them

You know who I am @TonyStank
ok if steve gets twitter, I’ll buy everyone but Clint Pizza.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
you cant just deny my husband pizza, tony. I thought we were friends.

Abiii #getsteveontwitter @stuckyfanpage
HUSBAND???

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Budapest.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Budapest.

Abiii #getsteveontwitter @stuckyfanpage
What happened in Budapest??

Who? Me? @widowgurl
What happens in Budapest, stays in Budapest.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
What happens in Budapest, stays in Budapest.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Omg the story was so funny, nat told me when she was drunk once.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
YOU KNOW??????

Better bird-man @hawkboi
NAT YOU SAID NO ONE KNEW

Who? Me? @widowgurl
JAMES YOU SAID YOU WOULDN’T SAY

Glenda | DEFYYYING GRAVITY @wickedforever
I love the avengers on twitter.

You know who I am @TonyStank
Only steve calls him james…

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Yeah only steve calls me james. Fuck off Natalia.

Baby bird @Samcakes
The only time i wish steve had twitter was when i wanted bucky to be controlled

Private Messages between Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: Steve
Sam: I CAN SEE YOU IGNORING MY MESSAGES
Steve: What. I’m busy.
Sam: cuddling bucky does not count as being “busy”
Steve: I’m not
Sam: you are
Steve: fuck off
Sam: get twitter pls
Steve: what the hell does pls mean
Sam: ask bucky
Sam: anyway get twitter
Sam: buckys annoying me and he only listens to you
Steve: he said it means you want to have sex with me?
Sam: NO

 

Private Messages between Bird and Cyborg
Bird: BUCKY WHY
Cyborg: WHAT
Bird: WHAT DID YOU DO
Cyborg: NOTHING??
Bird: STEVE ASKED YOU WHAT PLS MEANT
Bird: WHAT DID YOU SAY
Cyborg: i said please
Bird: you didn’t
Cyborg: whtv.
Bird: rude
Cyborg: suck ur mom

Private Messages between Sam Wilson and Steve Rogers
Sam: IT MEANS PLEASE.
Steve: FUCK

Private Message between Steve Rogers and Bucky Barnes
Steve: BUCKY
Bucky: WHAT
Steve: WHY
Bucky: IF U GOT TWITTER YOU’D KNOW IT
Steve: you’re never going to stop asking me to get it, are you?
Bucky: nope
Steve: fine.
Bucky: you’re getting twitter?
Steve: only because I love you.
Bucky: Love u too <3
Bucky: goddamit steve give me a heart back
Steve: <3

Notes:

thanks for reading!! this is a mess rn but I'll get into the groove soon! pls comment any ideas if you have them, or if you want to be included!

Chapter 4: Sugar daddy Steve?

Notes:

I don't even know what this chapter is.

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

Chapter Text

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Hi twitter.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Omg hi steve, fancy seeing you here

NT NEWS @NTNEWS
James Barnes and Steve Rogers interact for the first time online.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
pop off gal.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Buck, what?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Slay shishter.

Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
OMG STUCKY ONLINE OMG

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Steve. Bucky. Not Stucky. They aren’t gay.

Baby bird @Samcakes
They sure look it right now though. Attached image (Steve and Bucky sitting on a couch, theres no room between them.)

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
The United States Hero will not and cannot be associated with homosexualism. What will that make our children think?

You know who I am @TonyStank
That it’s okay to be gay? That what they feel is normal and it’s just love?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Love is between a Man and a Woman. Nothing else.

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
Gay isn’t real. You’re just doing it for attention

Private Messages on the Avengers GC:

Captain Ass-Merica: Pepper
Captain Ass-Merica: Please, let me say something.
Captain Ass-Merica: Let me say something before Buck or Tony does.
Pepper Potts: No. You can’t argue with a politician online. Just ignore him.
Bird #2: He’s literally just insulted an entire group of people, a major part of the nation, and you want CAPTAIN AMERICA to stay quiet.
Captain Ass-Merica: Don’t worry about me, Bucky’s typing angrily.
Pepper Potts: Bucky. Don’t.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Yes. Because loving who you want to love is attention seeking.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
What’s more attention seeking, however, is calling someone an attention seeker

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’d rather have a homosexual icon for the country than you tbh

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
You should’ve been charged for your crimes.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
ok.

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
You killed hundreds, if not, thousands of innocents, yet people think your safe to roam the streets?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
#LOCKUPTHEWINTERSOLDIER

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Hell no. First you insult half of the nation, and then Bucky, what the hell?

Benjamin Banks @USBenjaminBanks
I’d rather be chocked by the Winter Soldier than live with gays.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
kinky

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
That can be arranged.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
LMAO HE BLOCKED ME

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
And i’ve blocked him

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I love arguing.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
oh i remember.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
It was so much better when hitting people with garbage can lids was legal though.

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
I know right.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
I’m bored so guys #askbucky stuff. Use the hashtag and ask me stuff!

Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
Are you gay for steve? #askbucky

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Cannot confirm neither deny.

Baby bird @Samcakes
Is sam the best avenger? #askbucky

Mandy @boo
#AskBucky least Fav avenger?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Right now, Steve.

Mandy @boo
Why?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
He’s ignoring me

Steve Rogers @CptSteveRogers
Thats because I’m trying to do something and you’re following me

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Not my fault.

—-------
Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
HE’S BLOCKED ME
—--------

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
It’s okay, he got me Pizza.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Us. He got US pizza.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
fuck off. go get your own sugar daddy.

Notes:

thanks for reading! If you have any questions for #AskBucky or any avengers, lmk and I'll do them!

Chapter 5: No steve? NO STEVE

Summary:

Clint threatens to take Steve away after Bucky is self depreciating again, nat clint and buck want tony to buy them heelies and bucky struggles.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Sometimes I wake up and think, damn i wish i was a speedbump

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And then i also question, what if i said no to joining steve in the howling commandos? Then we could’ve lived happily in the 40’s bc then he wouldn’t of thought i was dead and decide to do some dumb ass shit.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And then nearly 200 wouldn’t have died, and i’d hopefully be dead by now

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
And tony would have his parents

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckarooh
And i wouldn’t of had to fight to prove that im not a brainwashed nazi weapon anymore and im a normal guy

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
But thats just me how is everyone?

Paige @natashaswife
Bucky you good fam?

Biashipstucky @biabiabiabia
@cptSteveRogers is bucky okay???

 

—----

Vision @VisionAI
I am not Captain Rogers, however, as I do have access to all over the tower, I may as well inform you, Sargent Barnes is okay now, and is currently talking to Captain Rogers over what had happened.

—------

Private Messages between Bird and CyborgBird: Buck you good?
Cyborg: yeah, just flashbacks
Bird: damn, wanna talk about it?
Cyborg: no thanks
Cyborg: i’ve already had steve scream positivity at me i don’t need it again
Bird: mk well, I’m always here if ya need to talk
Cyborg: thanks sam

—----

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
If i begged tony enough, do you think he’d buy me a pair of heelies?

You know who I am @TonyStank
No.

Ben @bensten
Yes

Bucky Enthuisiast @BUCKKKYYYYYYYYYY
Bucky I think he would.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
@TonyStank can you get me a pair pls

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Omg and me, it’d be so much easier to slide around the vents with heelies

You know who I am @TonyStank
There’s no way I’m getting any of you heelies. Especially not Clint.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
It’s because I’m deaf isn’t it? That’s just discriminatory.

You know who I am @TonyStank
No? Also back space, YOU SLIDE AROUND THE VENTS??

PeterBarker @peterparkour
Smh clintywinty you should know better

Better bird-man @hawkboi
It’s clit. And you do it with me so don’t even act as if you’re innocent too.

PeterBarker @peterparkour
Never go past tony and peppers room after, say, whenever they think I’ve gone to bed. #traumatised.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Clint just said his name was clit.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
No I didn’t…

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Yes you did.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Also guys, it’s march 1st.

Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
9 days until my favourite person’s birthday.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Aw, steve :)

Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Not you, Emily Osmont.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Who?

Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Lily from Hannah Montana. Remember? We watched the whole series and movie one day?

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
Oh okay, honestly fair enough. I’d love anyone over me anyway.

Captain Ass-merica @CptSteveRogers
Buck, I said no more self deprecating talk today.

Better bird-man @hawkboi
Or the metal arm gets taken away

—-----
Private chat between Steve Rogers and Clint Barton
Steve: clint, can you like, take that back?
Clint: What?
Steve: The arm thing? It tends to upset him, since, obviously, traumatic memories because of what his metal arm used to represent, and obviously threatening to take it away is more or less calling it an object, and he’s still working on seeing it as a part of him, and still see’s it as more of a weapon than just his arm
Clint: shit, yeah. You’d think of all people i’d know that.

—-----

Better bird-man @hawkboi
The arm will not be taken away, instead, um, no steve.

Captain America’s Bitch @Icedbuckaroo
NO STEVE?????

Better bird-man @hawkboi
NO STEVE.

Who? Me? @widowgurl
Good luck separating them, bird brains.

Notes:

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