Chapter 1: I.M.P.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"I DON'T THINK SO, BITCH!!!"
Everyone turned to where the sound came from, and guess who it was? None other than Blitzo himself, with Loona, Moxxie, and Millie right next to him.
"Blitzo?!" Stolas said in shock.
"WHAT?! YOU ARE IN THE FOOTAGE!!!" Stella screamed as she showed them the supposed security camera.
"Oh, you can thank Moxxie for the decoy," Blitzo began, "We heard what you were going to do to Stolas last night, and we will NOT let that happen!"
"Sir is right!" Moxxie agreed, "Release Prince Stolas at once or else you and your hellhounds will pay!"
"OH HELL NO! I WILL NOT GO DOWN THAT EASILY! STOP THEM!" Stella commanded. The three hellhounds went to charge at them, but Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie successfully gunned down the Shar Pei and chihuahua instantly. The watchdog hellhound dodged the bullets and was able to tackle Blitzo, but Loona quickly pulled him away before killing him by chew off a big portion of his neck.
"HOLY SHIT, LOONY! THAT'S MY GIRL!" Blitzo cheered. Stella screamed and proceeded to kick Stolas down out of pettiness, causing the owl to yelp on impact.
"YOU BITCH!!!" Millie screamed in rage before tackling Stella and stabbing her on the shoulders. From there, the remaining I.M.P. members brutally assaulted Stella as she screamed, powerless to stop them, before they all stopped. Stella was injured in so many places, and struggled to keep her breath. Blitzo found a key and unlocked Stolas. He went up to his now ex-wife and made her look at him.
"Let this be a lesson..." Stolas coldly said, "Don't... fuck... with me..." Stolas then snapped her neck, killing her.
"WE DID IT!!! THE BITCH IS DEAD!!!" Blitzo cheered. All of I.M.P. cheered and high-fived each other. However, Stolas couldn't help but look down at the corpses of pity. Blitzo took note.
"Stolas, what's wrong?" Blitzo asked.
"I just don't understand... why did she hate me so much?" Stolas asked, "I tried to make it work. I put up with her bullshit for YEARS just so Via can have a normal life. And now this? Even after trying to assassinate me, she wanted to have me tortured all in some sick, twisted game to see how far I would go in my love towards you. Who knows what they would've done had you all not intervened..."
By now, poor Stolas was crying. Blitzo was the first to hug Stolas, followed by the remaining three.
"I'm so sorry, Stolas," Blitzo apologetically said, "But she's gone now. You don't have to worry about her. Besides, it's not like we're in some alternative universe where they followed through with this shit and no one would've known until you're been severely beaten or Satan forbid raped by them, right?"
"But what am I going to tell Via? Her mother is now dead," Stolas asked.
"We tell her the truth," Loona expressed, "It's only fair that we tell her what a fucking nutjob her piss poor excuse of a mom is."
"I guess you're right," Stolas agreed, "I should've never hid her abuse for that long..."
And as they continued to hug, Stolas felt glad that he finally got out of the gilded cage that was this marriage.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can sta-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when she was punched in the face. Everyone gasped in shock when they saw who did it.
"WHAT THE FUCK, MOM?!" Octavia screamed.
"V- Via?!" Stella said in shock, her head hurting from the impact of the punch, "H- How did you..."
"I heard everything from across the room!" Octavia began, "I snuck in to see my dad, but then next thing I know, I hear that you wanted to beat and torture him with these mutts just so you can get off?! You sadistic cunt! I should've known you swans and mutts were all up to no good! That is why my race is superior to yours!"
Stolas was shocked to hear this. Until now, Octavia had never expressed any racial tendencies, but now she was calling out the swan and hellhound race.
"Octavia, please!" Stolas cried out, "Their race has nothing to do with it! This wouldn't have been any different if-"
"SHUT UP, COWARD!" Octavia screamed, "HOW DARE YOU ALLOW THEM TO TREAT YOU LIKE THIS!!! YOU SHOULD'VE KICKED HER OUT WHEN YOU HAD THE FUCKING CHANCE!!!" Octavia couldn't take it anymore. She lunged at the chihuahua and proceeded to assault him. The other two hellhounds tried to stop her, but she ended up going into feral mode and shredded them.
"OCTAVIA, STOP!!!" Stella screamed, "OH MY SATAN!!! THIS IS A DISASTER!!! THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, YOUR 'BLITZY' IS DEAD!!!" Stella then attempted to signal the snipers to kill Blitzo, but then Octavia snatched the phone and broke it to pieces.
"Let him go now..." Octavia glared.
"But... but..."
"DO IT RIGHT FUCKING NOW OR ELSE I WILL GIVE YOU THE SAME FATE AS THESE MUTTS!!!" Octavia screamed. Stella had no choice but to comply as she released Stolas. Octavia then pulled out a restraining order.
"The only reason why I restrained killing you as well is because you are my biological mother," Octavia coldly said, "Instead, we are filing this restraining order, meaning you cannot be near me or dad for the remainder of your pathetic life. The moment this is broken, you will be killed on sight. Now sign it..." Stella signed the paper, then sighed.
"I hope you're proud of yourself, Stolas. Having to rely on your own daughter to escape your own problems!" Stella spat out.
"JUST GET THE FUCK OUT, WOMAN!!!" Stolas screamed, and Stella left. Stolas turned back to see Octavia crying.
"Oh, my poor owlet..." Stolas said as he embraced his daughter and she cried on his shoulders.
"h- how long has she been hurting you...?" Octavia asked.
"Since we married," Stolas sighed, "I endured it all just to ensure you had a normal childhood that I never had. I'm sorry you had to witness that, but I'm glad you stood up to her and protected me. From this point on, I promise you that I won't allow anyone else to bully and abuse me like this."
"But what about Blitzo?" Octavia asked.
"Well, I was planning on giving him an Asmodean crystal to break off the deal," Stolas explained, "After what happened, I think it's time I confess my love towards him."
"I think you should," Octavia said, "I mean, I still prefer my own kind, but honestly, I take a red dickhead over that pathetic swan any day."
"Another thing, Via, where did you get that racism?" Stolas asked.
"I met some other owl groups from outside of Hell in a land called Tyto*. They sure do care about their owl kind there," Octavia explained.
"Via, you cannot think like that," Stolas firmly said, "I get what they tried to do was unacceptable, but not all swans are like this. Just like how Loona isn't like this."
"I'm sorry, it just got the better of me," Octavia apologized. After they stopped hugged, the two decided to spend the rest of the day chilling. They watched movies while having snacks, and then both decided to head to bed. Octavia asked if she could sleep next to him, and he reluctantly said.
"Don't worry, dad, I just want to make sure you have someone with you," Octavia explained. As they both lied down in bed, Stolas couldn't help but feel grateful for the bravery of his daughter. Who knows what would've happened to him had she not stepped in.
"Thank you for being my special little Starfire..." Stolas whispered as he kissed the forehead of the new sleeping owl teen.
Notes:
* Tyto is a Guardians of Ga'Hoole reference.
Chapter 3: Asmodeus
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"HOW ABOUT YOU START THESE NUTS?!"
Everyone turned around and gasped when they saw the infamous lust king Asmodeus, glaring heavily at the swan princess.
"Oh, hi Lord Asmodeus," Stella greeted, trying to play it cool, "You see, Stolas had willingly agreed to try out a new BDSM played where he is dominated by me and hellhounds! Isn't that right, Stolas?"
Before Stolas could answer, Asmodeus screamed at them. "DON'T PLAY STUPID, BITCH!!! I HEARD EVERYTHING FROM HIS PHONE!!! I WIRETAPPED IT, AND I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU TRIED TO TORTURE HIM LIKE THIS!!! WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!"
"Look, man, we don't want any trouble!" The watchdog yelled, "Just leave us alone! It's none of your business!" That was the worst thing he could've said, as with a snap of a finger, the watchdog was impaled to death with a dildo.
"HOLY SHIT!!! DESS, NO!!!" The Shar Pei screamed for his loss friend.
"SIR, WE'RE SO SORRY!!! PLEASE DON'T KILL US!!!" The chihuahua begged. But Asmodeus was having none of it, and the remaining two were also impaled to death with a dildo.
"FUCK YOU, OZZIE!!" Stella flipped the bird at Asmodeus, "I'M HAVING BLITZO KILLED NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" But before Stella could do such thing, the phone was seized, and Stella was placed in lust handcuffs.
"Stella, as punishment for attempted torture and hate crimes against a gay man, you will spend the remainder of your pathetic life as a sex slave in the Lust ring. You can kiss your honor and nobility goodbye, because all of that shit is out the window the moment you have sex there!" Asmodeus explained.
"NO!!! I'M A GOETIAN!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! I'M SORRY, OKAY?!?! I'LL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN!!! LET ME GO!!! PLEASE!!!" Stella begged, now crying.
"Uh uh uh! Us deadly sins are more powerful than Goetians! Have fun, slave!" Asmodeus concluded before Stella screamed as she was sent to the Lust ring to perform her sex slave duties. Asmodeus then freed Stolas from the cuffs. "You alright, Stolas?"
"Sort of..," Stolas answered honestly, "I don't understand, though... why?"
"Consider this me returning the favor for helping me save froggy from that mafia don and his cowboy, my dark lord," Asmodeus smirked, "By the way, I'm sorry for what I said back at Ozzie's."
"No worries, Asmodeus," Stolas assured, "I forgave you for that one. And besides, I have no idea how I can repay you for this."
"No need for that, Stolas. You deserve everything. By the way, you gave that imp the crystal yet?" Asmodeus asked.
"Not yet, but I'll give it to him on the next full moon," Stolas said, "I sure hope he'll accept it."
"Me too," Asmodeus replied.
Chapter 4: Striker
Notes:
Striker has a change of heart?!?!?!😳😳😳😳😳
Warning: This particular chapter involves a graphic rape scene. If you're not in the right mind space to read it, then I suggest skipping this chapter.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Before the torture can begin, however, everyone heard some music begin to play.
He's galloping over the dusty planes
Even the cacti know his name
If you don't want to die don't cross his path
The best assassin in the ring of Wrath
He's Striker! He's Striker!
Sure shootin', darn tootin', his name is Striker
Before everyone knew it, Striker comes crashing down the bedroom with Bombproof.
"STRIKER?!" Stella exclaimed, "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!"
"Oh, don't mind me, madam, just came to enjoy the show!" Striker smirked.
"Oh, you wanted to see what we were going to do to that asshole?" Stella smirked, "That's awesome! You can even join in if you want!"
By now, Stolas was panicking even more. Was Striker seriously going to beat him too?! But then Striker walked up to the Shar Pei hellhound and slit his throat, killing him.
"WOAH!" the chihuahua yelped, "WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"Because only I can hurt Stolas!" Striker barked. The chihuahua and watchdog tried to stop Striker, but he was able to dodge their attacks, and eventually kill him.
"WHAT THE FUCK, STRIKER?!" Stella screamed, "IF YOU WANTED TO CONTINUE THESE ONE ON ONE SESSIONS, THEN YOU COULD'VE JUST TOLD ME!!!" However, Stella was taken back when Striker restrained her with angelic rope. "HEY! LET ME GO!"
"Actually, I think I can have some fun with ya, madam," Striker smirked with lust, "I've always wanted to try on a Goetia, but there's no way I'm doing Stolas. Now you... I think you should see why Stolas looooooves imps..."
Before Stella knew it, Striker sliced off the bottom part of her dress and panties, exposing herself.
"STRIKER NO!!! THIS IS RAPE!!! SOMEBODY!!! HELP ME!!!" Stella screamed and cried, but it was no use. Striker then turned to Stolas.
"You better watch this shit, birdie!" Striker commanded, "If you're good, I'll release you."
Stolas nodded, and then watched as Striker pulled down his pants. Stella screamed and cried as he began to insert his penis in her pussy, but he ignored her. He even used his hypnotic eyes to calm Stella and force her to enjoy. He loved how soft, wet, and warm Stella's pussy felt on his cock. He's forced himself in several women over the years, but none were as fuckable as Stella. It made him wonder why they never had sex for so long. Meanwhile, Stolas couldn't help but aroused by the sight, but not because of Stella (hell no!). It was because Striker's cock was about as big as Blitzo, and he knew how to fuck just as roughly as Blitzo. As much as he hated Striker for what he did to him, deep down, he wanted a taste of that dick.
Eventually, Striker came inside Stella, and it was at that point that she sobbed like a baby, feeling violated like none other.
"Well, madam, thank you for the nice time!" Striker confidently said, "Next time, I hope you learn not to leave me out like this!"
"Fuck you..." Stella sneered, but nonetheless grabbed the shreds of her clothing and ran away crying, feeling ashamed and embarassed for what happened. Striker then freed Stolas.
"Thank you for watching without issue, birdie," Striker thanked, "But if you want to give me a try, here's my phone number. I promise not to hurt you like last time. Not unless you wanna..." Striker then left. Stolas didn't hear from Stella for the rest of the day, and when Octavia came to visit, she was confused with how relieved and nice Stolas was. But once she went to bed, Stolas called the phone number.
"Striker? I want you to enter the palace through the bedroom window. There, you have an owl twink awaiting you..."
Chapter 5: Glitch
Notes:
Gonna experiment a bit with a stop via some glitch in the universe.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa............”
Everyone froze when Stella suddenly stopped and couldn't finish the word "start". It was most certainly a confusing development, and none of the hellhounds knew what to do.
"Um... Princess Stella? Is everything alright?" The Shar Pei asked. But when he went to touch Stella, her body suddenly fell and shook violently, her words getting louder.
"Oh no! She's glitching!" the chihuahua pointed out, "I don't know why, but now Stella is frozen and shaking violently."
"DID YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS?!" the watchdog screamed at Stolas accusingly.
"What? No! I swear, I didn't caused Stella to glitch!" Stolas begged for his innocence.
"LIES!!! YOU WILL PAY!!!" the watchdog screamed as he went up to charge Stolas. However, he froze, and was stuck in the charging position.
"Oh, not Dess too!" the chihuahua whined.
"Come on, Shay, let's bust out of this bitch!" the Shar Pei exclaimed. However, both hellhounds froze as half of their bodies sunk on the floor before stopping. The scene was chaotic. Stella was still frozen while trying to finish the word "start", the watchdog (named Dess) was frozen in place, and the remaining two are stuck on the ground. And in the mist of all of this, Stolas was standing there, still handcuffed.
"This is ridiculous!" Stolas yelled, "If this is a prank, it is not funny! Now release me right now!"
Stolas, however, felt the cuffs start to sparkle. Stolas was worried what this meant, but then it suddenly went out of bounds and disappeared, freeing him.
"You know what? Fuck it! I'm out of here!" Stolas declared before leaving.
Unfortunately for Stella and the hellhounds, they never got out of their glitched state. They eventually had to be taken out of the palace and into the hospital in an attempt to cure them. When no cure worked, their final destination was at the Glitch Museum, where glitched people and objects were placed. Octavia and I.M.P. went to visit them, and Octavia teared up seeing her mother in her glitched state.
"I can't believe mom glitched out like this," Octavia wept, "I know she tried to hurt my dad, but she didn't had to go out like this. I can't imagine what her mind is thinking, trapped in this eternal state."
"I know, V, and I'm sorry it had to be this way," Loona consoled the owl teen as she hugged her.
"Honestly, Stella was always trouble, so I couldn't give a shit what happened to her," Blitzo coldly said. Once the five left, Stella still continued to stand there, still trying to finish the word "start". But deep inside her mind...
"SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF HERE!!! I'M STILL NOT DONE WITH STOLASS!!!"
Chapter 6: LaraKein's Stella
Notes:
Basically, Selfless Canon Stella VS AU Nice Stella from LaraKein. Few examples of it here:
https://twitter.com/LaraKein/status/1660210526578679809
https://www.deviantart.com/lara-kein/art/AU-A-question-for-the-Alter-Stella-and-others-952288465
https://www.deviantart.com/lara-kein/art/Alter-Stolas-x-Alter-Stella-Style-2021-2022-933891597
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"OH NO YOU DON'T BITCH!!!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at what they saw. It was Stella, but this one was different. The different Stella was wearing more casual clothing and not the usual formal attire proper for the Ars Goetia. And she looked furious.
"What is the meaning of this?" Stella asked, confused of seeing another version of herself.
"I cannot believe what I am seeing!" The AU Stella screamed, "I have been monitoring the show Helluva Boss, and your actions are deplorable! The way you treat your husband, beat him, try to kill him, and now this?! YOU ARE THE REAL DISGRACE TO THE ARS GOETIA! NOT HIM! I WILL NEVER TREAT HIM LIKE THIS!"
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!" Stella yelled, "What is a Helluva Boss anyway? Get out now, and mind your damn business, or else I will add you in the torture pile too!"
The Shar Pei hellhound then grabbed a spare blessed cuff to use, but the AU Stella roundhouse kicked him, knocking him out. The other two hellhounds tried to stop her, but she also quickly knocked her out.
"YOU WANNA GO?! WE'LL FUCKING GO!!!" Stella screeched as she went into a fighting position.
"BRING IT ON, BITCH!!!" AU Stella yelled back. Both swans then proceeded to get into a pretty tense fist fight, with both having some serious strength.
"GIRLS, PLEASE STOP! STELLA, JUST LET ME GO! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!" Stolas pleaded, but it was no use. AU Stella got the upperhand, and successfully subdued Stella.
"Fuck you..." Stella growled, but AU Stella slapper her back.
"NO! FUCK YOU!" AU Stella screamed back, "You ever lay a finger on him again, and I WILL kill you!" Stella had no choice but to release Stolas as she left pouting. AU Stella then gave Stolas a hug as he cried.
"No one had ever stood up to her like that..." Stolas wept.
"I know, but she's not going to hurt you again. I promise..." AU Stella assured as they both hug. Eventually, they broke out.
"Stolas, please come with me," AU Stella asked, "Me and my husband will assure you're cared for, and that you aren't abused again."
"Thank you for the offer, but I must stay and give Blitzo the Asmodean crystal," Stolas politely rejected. AU Stella sighed, but respected his decision. She waved him goodbye before leaving.
"Why couldn't I have that Stella here?" Stolas thought to himself.
Chapter 7: Paimon
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
The Shar Pei hellhound then went to give the first punch, only for a force shield to suddenly spawn surrounding Stolas, causing the hellhound to crash into the shield and fall.
"Goddamnit, he shielded himself!" the hellhound groaned.
"What the fuck, Stolas?! You have blessed cuffs on you! Your demonic power should've been limited!" Stella complained.
"Stella, I swear to Lucifer that I didn't do this!" Stolas pleaded, but Stella was having none of it.
"You have five seconds to remove the shield, or else you can kiss your imp goodbye!" Stella then went to pull out her phone, only to find that it couldn't turn on no matter what, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!"
Suddenly, everyone froze when they heard a deep growl. It was a growl they all knew too well.
"Stella... what's this I hear about you hurting my son..." Paimon growled.
"Uh, I wasn't, sir! Why would you think that?" Stella tried to deny, but it was no use. Paimon suddenly appeared and screamed in her face.
"OF ALL MY YEARS OF KNOWING YOU, I NEVER KNEW YOU WOULD GO THIS FAR!!!" Paimon screamed.
"Oh, but what him?!" Stella retorted, "He cheated on me with an imp, and is a pathetic fucking man who is trying to divorce me! Now remove the shield and let me have this!"
"No," Paimon sternly glared, "I do not agree with his actions, but you took it too damn far. Now you and your little pups must pay..." Paimon then snapped his fingers and eviscerated the three hellhounds.
"MARCOS, SHAY, DESS! NO!" Stella screamed and then tried to attack Paimon, but he stopped her with a straight punch to the face.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT DIGNITY AROUND HERE?!" Stella yelled as she felt her face go numb from the punch. Paimon then grabbed her and she was forced to look at him.
"Stella, you have not cared about dignity in years," Paimon retorted, "So fuck off and leave my son alone. And if I catch you hurting him again, you will regret it..." Paimon released Stella and she ran away in fear. Paimon removed the shield and unlocked the blessed cuff.
"Thank you, father," Stolas began, but Paimon shut him up.
"What the frick's your problem, boy?" Paimon accused, "Why would you allow her to treat you like this? Why do you have to be so weak and passive?!"
Stolas couldn't believe it. Was his own father seriously victim blaming him?
"Father," Stolas began, "I didn't want to hurt her because she is Via's mother, whether we like it or not. Not to mention that if I tried to escape or argue, then I risk having my true lover killed, and I cannot allow that to happen."
"But still, the idea of you being beaten by lower class like that cowboy imp and later these hellhounds is so embarrassing to our name!" Paimon exclaimed, "But, I'm not about to argue on this. I'll testify against her in court, but after this, I never want to see you again. You are a goddamn embarrassment to this family, and I hope you're happy sacrificing your name just to be with that imp lover of yours..."
With that, Paimon left the palace. Stolas sighed. It was certainly a twist of events, and felt disappointed that his father would victim blame him like he brought it on himself. Despite this, he still appreciate him for stepping in and ensuring Stella won't hurt him again.
"I'm going to bed," Stolas proclaimed, "It's been a long day anyway..."
Chapter 8: Crimson
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"STOP RIGHT THERE, HOE!"
Everyone turned around to see none other than the infamous mafia don Crimson, followed by his shark goons.
"Excuse me, but we're right in the middle of something, so can you please get out and leave us be?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Yeah! Did Stolas sent you jerks here?!" Stella pointed accusingly.
"You better shut your trap, bitch!" Crimson exclaimed, "We have a right to be here because we were given an order by the Ars Goetia to take over the Selfless fanfic!" Crimson then handed Stella a copy of the notice that required Crimson to take over the Selfless fanfic.
"Wait, we're in a fanfic?!" Stella shockingly asked.
"Hell yeah!" Crimson confirmed, "Apparently, people didn't like seeing you abuse and torture Stolas, and for some reason wanted us to be the new antagonists instead. Now buzz off you four, not unless you want us to 'assist' you..."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!" Stella screamed at his face, "WE GOT TO HIM FIRST!!! NOW GET OUT!!!" Stella shoved Crimson down on the ground, and one of the goons successfully subdued Stella with a taser.
"STELLA NO!!!" Stolas screamed. Despite what she just tried to do with him, he still didn't want to see Via's mother hurt.
"HOW DARE YOU DO THAT!!!" the chihuahua screamed and charged at the goons, but he snapped his neck, killing him.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" the watchdog screamed, not wanting to die. However, they were both knocked out. Crimson got up and then released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Follow me," Crimson ordered. Stolas obeyed his commands as he followed the gang back to Greed and eventually down a large lake.
"Sir, what do you want me to do?" Stolas asked.
"We're gonna dump their bodies," Crimson said as he dumped the chihuahua first. Stolas had no choice but to dump the Shar Pei and watchdog too. But then he stopped when he heard Stella wake up and scream.
"LET ME OUT!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!" Stella screamed, but Crimson slapped her.
"Take her out," Crimson ordered.
"No... please..." Stolas cried, but Crimson grabbed him.
"You better not fucking cross me..." Crimson glared. Stolas sighed, and went up to Stella.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas said before dumping Stella in the lake. He watched the bubbled come up, until they eventually stop.
"Now, since you're still in danger, you and your daughter will be living with me in the meantime," Crimson began, "How this is going to go is that we will take over as the real antagonists in Selfless. We'll pretend we kidnapped you, but as bait so I can get Moxxie back. That boy has crossed me too many times, and it's about time him and that brood of his get what was coming, alright?"
"Yes sir," Stolas responded. Stolas had no idea that is how things would go. He wasn't even sure what this Selfless fanfic is or why Crimson was so adamant on taking it over, but regardless, he was going to have to follow his rules, not unless he had to go sleeping with the fishes like Stella and her goons. Stolas then went to call his daughter.
"Via, darling, please open up a portal to the Greed ring. There's a new change in our lives..."
Chapter 9: Clones/Versions of Stolas
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, the door busted open, and there came another Stolas.
"AND JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING, YOUNG LADY?!" the other Stolas screamed.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Stella screamed, "WHY THE FUCK IS THERE ANOTHER YOU?!"
"Oh, trust me, dear, there's so much more of us!" the other Stolas said. Soon, more clones of Stolas arrived.
"I'm Pilot Stolas, and you know what happens when I get lonely, Blitzy?" Pilot Stolas said.
"Birthday time!" Young Stolas greeted.
"YOU KNOW WHAT I DID TO GET THESE SCARS, BITCH?!" Soldier Stolas yelled.
"お寿司はいかがですか?" Japanese dub Stolas asked.
"Duuuuuuuuu, me no like Stella!" stupid Stolas proclaimed.
Stella and the hellhounds couldn't believe what they were seeing. So many versions of Stolas popping in at once?
"Man, I did not sign up for this!" the Shar Pei hellhound said.
"Yeah, what kind of Looney Tunes shit is this?!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH! STOLAS, YOU CAN KISS YOUR BLITZY GOODBYE, BECAUSE HE IS DEAD!" Stella then went to signal the snipers, but it never came. "Wait, why isn't it working?"
"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuu, I brokes the connectionz!" stupid Stolas said as he pulled out bitten wires.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!! STOP THEM!!!" Stella commanded. The three hellhounds, however, were not ready for what was to come. the other Stolas, Soldier Stolas, and Japanese Stolas all beat them up pretty badly, while Pilot Stolas started to flirt with a framed photo of Blitzo. Stupid Stolas also danced around like a fool, while the Young Stolas annoyed Stella.
"This is my book on the difference between frogs and toads, there's a lot of differences! And this is my book on plants and herbs! Did you know plants can hear you?" Stolas rambled, causing Stella to scream.
"THIS IS WHTY I HATE YOU, STOLAS!!! YOU'VE ALWAYS BEEN A NERD AND A PATHETIC FUCKING LOSER!!!" Stella screamed as she roundhouse kicked the young Stolas, causing him to cry in pain.
"YOU HAVE NO HONOR!!!" Soldier Stolas enraged as he tackled Stella and assaulted her.
"OH SHIT I'M SORRY!!!" Stella cried, but it was no use. All the Stolas clones jumped Stella.
"YOU GUYS STOP!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" The actual Stolas, still cuffed, begged.
"We'll stop once she gets a taste of Blitzy!" Pilot Stolas said. The other Stolas then came up and released Stolas.
"Come on, Stolas, call Blitzo and tell him to get over here," the other Stolas said as he handed Stolas his phone back.
Blitzo wasn't sure why Stolas wanted him to come tonight, considering the full moon wasn't in a few days. But when he went to the room, he was shocked to see Stolas, or rather many forms of him in the room. And on the bed was Stella, tied up on the bedpost.
"Wow, Blitzo, you look so cool all grown up!" young Stolas said.
"わあ、ブリッツ、このアメリカ版の君が本当に好きです。" Japanese Stolas said.
"Wait, Stolas, why is there so many different versions of you here? Why are there three dead hellhounds in the corner? And why is Stella tied up in the bed?" Blitzo had so many questions about this bizarre scenario, but can you really blame him?
"It's a long story, Blitzo..." Stolas said.
"Blitzo, since you're pansexual, we want you to show Stella why we love imps so much," the other Stolas said.
"Yes, Blitzy, please do her like you do to me..." Pilot Stolas seductively said as he got uncomfortably close to Blitzo.
"Alright, fine! She might be a bitch, but goddamn is she hot!" Blitzo exclaimed as he took off his clothes. Stella looked shocked, realizing that this night was going to be a long one...
Chapter 10: Alastor
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
"Actually," an unknown voice came, "you should understand what's going to happen if you threaten him one more time!"
When everyone turned, they were shocked to see it was Alastor, the infamous radio deer demon.
"Alastor?!" Stella said in shock, "What in the world are you doing here?"
"Stella, please cut the shit," Alastor said as he walked closer to Stella, "I have been examining your relationship since Stolas began to cheat on you, and it's clear you have an extreme case of obsessive personality disorder, especially with how much you want to control him!"
"Control? Me? Of course not!" Stella tried to deny.
"But what about when you said 'you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once', or even 'If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way'?"
Stella was in shock. He heard all of that?
"Now, doggies," Alastor turned to the now shaking hellhounds, "What were you all planning to do with Prince Stolas?"
"None of your fucking business, asshole!" the watchdog hellhound yelled, but he immediately regretted that decision when Alastor made a crazed look before chaining them with green chains.
"HEY! LEAVE THEM ALONE!" Stella tried to stop Alastor, but Stolas found the courage to hold her back. He also took her phone and smashed it so that she couldn't signal the snipers to kill Blitzo. "WHAT THE FUCK, STOLAS?!"
"Shut up, woman!" Alastor yelled at Stella before turning back to the hellhounds, "Now I'm going to ask you doggies again, or else you're all dead: What were you all planning to do with Prince Stolas?"
"W- We were going to torture Stolas for Stella's amusment..." the Shar Pei hellhound confessed.
"DUDE! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM?! NOW HE'S GONNA FLIP OUT!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled.
"Well, I'm sorry, but some of us don't want to die at the hands of Alastor!" the Shar Pei hellhound retorted.
"Thank you," Alastor thanked before releasing them, "Now I expect you three to run off now, for you are all banned from all Ars Goetia properties, and you will be shot on sight if you go near any of them." The hellhounds didn't need to be told twice, and left soon after.
"Alastor, please..." Stella shook, "Just leave us alone..." However, Stella had blessed handcuffs placed on her.
"Alastor, what are you doing?" Stolas asked.
"Stolas, I want you to beat her," Alastor commanded.
"What?! No! I don't want to hurt my wife!" Stolas tried to argue, but Alastor grabbed him.
"Stolas..." Alastor said as he got more crazy, "That thing stopped being your wife the minute she started attacking you... now beat her, or else I will restrain you and beat both of you..."
Stolas was in a rough spot. He didn't want to hurt Octavia's mother, but at the same time, he didn't want to get beaten either. He walked up to the swan, who was now crying and begging Stolas not to hurt her.
"I'm sorry..." Stolas whimpered before he punched her, knocking her body down on the floor. Stolas turned back, and saw Alastor recording the ordeal.
"Now, Stolas, get her back up and continue to punch and beat her until I say stop," Alastor commanded. And punch and beat Stolas did. He continued to assault her in several places, including breaking her right arm and both of her ribs. His own wife cried hysterically and screamed at him to stop, but it was no use. Alastor handed him a knife, and Stolas proceeded to cut and stab Stella in several places while Stella screamed in agony. Stolas also cried, feeling so wrong doing this. Yes, Stella tried to have him tortured, but he would never inflict such pain towards her. And by the time Alastor finally told Stolas to stop, Stella was in so much pain. From broken bones to blood-covered feathers and makeup running down her face, Stella, the once noble princess, was tortured and abused beyond belief.
"Wow, Stolas, it was high time you finally gave her a taste of her own medicine!" Alastor exclaimed as he uncuffed Stella, "I'll be keeping this footage for safekeeping. I trust that you keep what happened between us, or else I will leak it and people will see Stella be embarrassed to high heavens! Have a safe night, you two!" And with that, Alastor finally left.
Stolas couldn't help. He ran up to the bleeding, injured swan and gave her a big hug. They both cried together as Stella regretted everything.
"I'm sorry, Stolas... I'm so, so sorry..." Stella whimpered and yelped, still feeling so badly hurt.
"I know, Stella..." Stolas cried, "It's okay... we're gonna get through this..."
This was the first time Stella showed true terror. She was always the one who'd hurt and abuse others. But with this, Stella now knew how it felt to be hurt and tortured, and she hated that feeling. Loathed it. Fortunately for her, Stolas was compassionate. Despite what she tried to inflict on him, he was still allowing her to feel some mercy and compassion. He carried her to the potion room where he used several healing spells to fix the bruising, stab wounds, and broken bones throughout her body. Once she was fully healed, Stolas carried her to the bath tub to clean her bloodied feathers. While cleaning, Stolas decided to talk to her.
"Stella... why did you want me tortured?" Stolas asked.
"I... I don't know..." Stella sighed, "I was just... so angry that I wasn't getting what I want, and I thought that by having them hurt you, that I'd be satisfied. But now... I don't know anymore. Alastor now has this blackmail on us, and I worry if I try something else, then he'll do it again!"
"Maybe he was trying to teach you a lesson," Stolas said, "He was trying to give you karma, and have you understand what I felt when you hurt me. I didn't want to do that either, but I had no choice. Stella, believe me when I say that this torture session he made us do hurt me just as much, if not more. That's because I always see the good in people. Even after what you tried to do, I didn't want to see you hurt. Whether people like it or not, you are Octavia's mother, and you have done everything you can to be her mother figure, despite your feelings towards me. I hope this is a tough lesson learned for you."
Both were silent as Stella still remained in the bath. She spoke up.
"I'll let you have full custody of Via," Stella simply said, "And I won't bother you ever again. Once again, I'm so sorry of everything..."
Stolas didn't say anything, but simply nodded. Once Stella finished washing, she dried herself and changed into her spare dress, with the old one having been discarded from all the blood and ripping. Stolas watched as Stella left his palace without word.
"I hope she can change for the better," Stolas thought as he went back inside.
Chapter 11: Verosika and Vortex
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"HEY! If you're gonna start, at least let us in too!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at who was standing. There was Verosika Mayday, with her bodyguard Vortex next to her.
"HOLY SHIT IT'S VEROSIKA!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound screeched, "I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN!!! CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?!" The Shar Pei ran up to Verosika, but Vortex knocked him out clean with one punch in the face.
"HEY! He just wanted an autograph!" the chihuahua hellhound protested.
"Sorry, but Verosika will not sign no autographs to idiots who want to hurt royalty for the hell of it!" Vortex yelled.
"Yeah, Stella! We heard your plan down the hall, and how you gaslighted Stolas to join your sick games! How dare you treat him like this!" Verosika yelled.
"Oh, as if I'd listen to a low-life sex whore like you!" Stella growled, "Now fuck off, and you better not tell anyone what happened here, or else-"
"OR ELSE WHAT?!" Vortex got up in Stella's face, and she slapped him.
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY BODYGUARD, BITCH!!!" Verosika screamed and tackled Stella, and the two got into a bitch fight. Meanwhile, Vortex fought off the remaining two hellhounds. The chihuahua was easy to take down, but the watchdog was far more powerful. Thankfully, Vortex saw a knife from the chihuahua., and used it to stab the watchdog to death.
"HOW DARE YOUR MUTT KILL MY MUTTS!" Stella screamed as she pulled Verosika's hair, "YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS, BITCH!!!" Stella then went to grab the phone to signal the snipers to kill Blitzo, but Vortex took her phone and smashed it. "OH FUCK YOU!!!"
"Can it, bitch!" Vortex sneered, and Verosika shoved Stella down on the ground.
"You better release him right now, or else we will tell everybody what you did!" Verosika glared. Stella released Stolas from the cuffs, albeit reluctantly.
"You may have won this battle, Stolass, but this war is FAR from over!" Stella exclaimed as she left. Stolas was still in shock at what just happened. Verosika and her bodyguard of all people had came to his rescue?
"You okay, prince?" Vortex asked, concerned of Stolas's worry.
"Sort of," Stolas answered honestly, "I'm just still at shocked of what just happened. Verosika, how did you came here to begin with?"
"I wanted to talk to you, but then I overheard what your crazy ex Stella said, and me and Vortex weren't about to let that happen," Verosika explained, "Even though you probably shouldn't have cheated with that dickhead behind her back, she had no right to treat you like this."
Stolas felt relieved that Verosika had came right on time, or else he would've been badly injured.
"Verosika, I heard that you had a history with Blitzo," Stolas said, "Was he bad with you, considering you referred to him as a dickhead?"
"Oh, bad doesn't BEGIN to describe his wickedness!" Verosika spat, "I mean, we're talking about an imp who stole my car to go on a joyride, used my credit card to max it out for some stupid horse riding lessons, and made me pay for the hotel bill to top it all off! He's a fucking asshole, and I regret dating him!"
"Oh dear," Stolas said in shock, "I'm terribly sorry for what happened to you, but that was in the past. Believe me when I say that he has changed since."
"Really? In what way?" Verosika rhetorically asked, "I mean, no offense Stolas, but there's nothing good about Blitzo. He's burned off the bridges of his family and friends, and he continues to be a pain while refusing to hold accountability. I mean, when you were hospitalized, did he visit you?"
"No..." Stolas sighed, "But he was very busy during my recovery! He didn't have time!"
"Don't bother making excuses for him," Verosika said, "Just consider what I just said. Also, if Stella tries to give you shit again, give us a call, and me and Tex will take care of her." Verosika then gave Stolas her business card before both left. Stolas was in shock. On one hand, he was thankful for the both for stopping Stella and her goons. But on the other hand, was it true about Blitzo ruining relationships and not owning up to his mistakes? It would certainly hurt to hear that he can try and ruin their relationship. But... despite what he heard, he was still optimistic. The full moon was still in the next few days, and Stolas was confident that the deal breaker and Asmodean crystal will work. It's just a matter of if things can more or less stay nice or if things will go down south, but only time will tell.
"I think I'm gonna relax," Stolas said, "This was quite a day, that's for sure..."
Chapter 12: Lucifer
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
However, before they could go anywhere, Lucifer of all people suddenly barged in.
"STOLAS! You gotta che-" Lucifer said, but stopped when he saw he five staring at him awkwardly, "Um... what's going on here?"
"Oh, hello Lucifer!" Stolas proclaimed, trying to play it cool, "My wife was just showing me new candidates for bodyguard replacements, and we were going to interview them, isn't that right Stella?" Stolas knew deep down that was a lie, but it was better than the alternative, where he told the almighty Lucifer that his wife and her goons were going to torture him for fun.
"Yeah, that's true," Stella awkwardly said, "Now please go, Lucifer. We have some business to attend."
"No way!" Lucifer exclaimed, "I gotta show Stolas my duck collection!"
"Alright, dude, you gotta go!" the watchdog hellhound annoyingly said, "Like Stolas said, we got an interview to do, and I'm not about to blow it because of you!"
"Excuse me?!" Lucifer gasped, "Do you know who you are speaking too?!"
"Dess, knock it off..." the Shar Pei hellhound warned.
"NAH FUCK THAT!!!" Dess yelled, "NO ONE SHALL STOP US!!!" Dess tried to charge at Lucifer, only for the latter to eviscerate him in an instant.
"God, he was annoying," Lucifer said before he grabbed Stolas's phone, "Here, Stolas, you dropped this. Now let me see that interview of yours. I guess that watchdog won't be a good bodyguard anyway."
"Yeah, sure..." Stella reluctantly said as they led Lucifer to the bedroom. Stella was growing more and more anxious. Her plan was being foiled by Lucifer of all people! But she had to remain calm. Once he left, they can continue and ensure that Stolas will be hurt like none other.
"Alright, start with the Shar Pei guy," Lucifer asked.
"Uh, sure," Stolas said, "What's your names again?"
"Marcos," the Shar Pei replied, "And that's Shay."
"Oh, good," Stolas smiled, "Now, Marcos, tell me why you want this position."
"Well, uh... I like to help people, and uh... I have a..." Marcos was stumbling, and Stella was growing more and more impatient.
"Will you just spit it out already?!" Stella yelled in annoyance.
"I'M IN LOVE WITH STELLA, OKAY?!" Marcos confessed, causing everyone to gasp.
"W- What do you mean you're in love with her?" Stolas asked.
"I just love her, okay? I think she's really pretty, and deserves a man much better than you, okay?! Do you have a cuckold fetish, Stolas? Cause I can-" Marcos stopped when Stella shut his mouth.
"Lucifer, just go, okay?! This is so embarrassing!" Stella pleaded.
"After Marcos dropped that bombshell? No way!" Lucifer insisted, "Shay, do you love Stella too?"
"Hell no!" Shay insisted, but then Stella got a call.
"Stella, do we shoot Blitzo or not?" one of the snipers said.
"SHIT! NOW'S NOT THE GOOD TIME!" Stella screamed as she shut off the phone. However, Lucifer grew suspecious.
"Shoot Blitzo? What is going on?" Lucifer asked, concerned at this.
"Nothing, nothing at all!" Stella tried to deny, but then Lucifer snatched her phone and saw the feed.
"What is this?!" Lucifer exclaimed, "Stella, why do you have snipers stalking an imp?"
"Well, uh..." Stella stuttered, but then Stolas snapped and couldn't take it anymore.
"SHE WAS GOING TO HAVE HER HELLHOUNDS TORTURE ME AND THREATEN TO KILL BLITZO IF I DIDN'T COMPLY!!!" Stolas screamed, "BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?! I WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! COME HERE!!!" Stolas then tackled his wife to the ground and attacked her. The other two hellhounds tried to stop him, but Lucifer quickly had them eviscerated as well.
"GOD DAMN YOU, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed, "HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY PLANS!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU LUCIFER!!! GO KILL YOURSELF!!!" That was a big mistake, as Lucifer kicked her really hard. "OW!!!"
"I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!!" Lucifer screamed, "I JUST WANTED TO SHOW STOLAS MY DUCKS, AND YOU WANT TO TORTURE YOUR OWN HUSBAND?!?! THAT'S IT!!! IT'S TIME I DO SOMETHING STOLAS SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO!!!"
Lucifer then shoved Stolas away and proceeded to stab Stella. She screamed as Lucifer continued to stab her in various places before concluding with a stab directly on her forehead, killing her for good. Lucifer pulled the knife out before using her white dress to clean the blood off of it.
"God that bitch was annoying," Lucifer said before turning to the shocked owl, "You alright, Stolas?"
However, Stolas began to cry. Lucifer, feeling pity, went up to hug Stolas.
"T- Thank you, Lucifer..." Stolas wept, "you have no idea how long I had to put up with her abuse..."
"I know, Stolas..." Lucifer whispered as continued to console the weeping owl, "I'm sorry you had to go through that. But just know that people love you, man. I don't want you to ever feel as though no one loves you..."
The tow continued to hug before Stolas broke it off.
"Say, Lucifer, you wanna show me those ducks?" Stolas asked.
"Of course! Let me get them!" Lucifer said as he went to get his ducks. As Stolas followed him, he couldn't help but feel satisfied that his life was going to change for the better.
Chapter 13: C.H.E.R.U.B
Notes:
Requested by Yo
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, STELLA!!!"
Everyone turned around to find three cherubs standing there. One a human cherub, and the other two a purple and yellow sheep. They were all glaring at Stella.
"Ugh, what do you three want?" Stella asked, annoyed that C.H.E.R.U.B interrupted the session.
"Stella, we cannot believe what we are witnessing!" Cletus yelled, "We let you borrowed those blessed cuffs for some kink play, not so you can have your husband tortured by these fierce beasts!"
"Cletus is right!" Keenie agreed, "Whatever Stolas did, he did not deserve any of this!"
"Now let him go!" Collin demanded.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!?!" Stella screamed, "DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID?!?! HE CHEATED ON ME WITH AN IMP, IS DIVORCING ME, AND IS ACTING SO FUCKING PATHETIC AND LAME!!! HE DESERVES TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!!! NOW FUCK OFF OR ELSE YOU CAN JOIN IN ON THE FUN!!!"
The watchdog hellhound then approached the cherubs, only for the three to pull out angelic bows.
"ENOUGH!!!" Cletus screamed, "WE ARE FREEING STOLAS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!"
Collin then shot a bow directly at the heart of the chihuahua, killing him.
"SHAY NO!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound screamed for his fallen friend.
"YOU JERKS WILL PAY FOR THIS SHIT!!!" the watchdog raged as he charged at Collin and tackled him.
"LEAVE COLLIN ALONE!!!" Kennie yelled as she shot the watchdog in the butt, causing him to yelp in pain. Cletus then finished him off with a throat slit via an angelic knife.
"YOU STUPID CHERUBS!!! I SHOULD'VE NEVER TRUSTED YOU!!!" Stella cried out, only for the three flip the bird at her and the Shar Pei hellhound.
"You brought all of this on yourself, bitch!" Cletus exclaimed as he released Stolas from the cuffs, "Now I suggest you and that other guy leave, and if you try to attack me or Stolas, then you both are DEAD!"
Stella and the Shar Pei hellhound sighed before leaving in defeat.
"Never in my life would I imagine some cherubs save me from Stella's madness..." Stolas commented, "How did you three know Stella?"
"She approached us asking for one of our blessed restraints because she claimed you were into some kinky stuff," Keenie explained, "We snuck in to see what you two were doing, but we never expected her to do any of this!"
"Stolas, we are so sorry about this," Collin explained, "If we knew she was going to try and hurt you, we would've never gave it to her to begin with! Please forgive us..."
"I forgive you," Stolas assured, "You three had no knowledge of her plan, so you are not at fault. But why are you three in hell anyway?"
"Well, there was this group named I.M.P. that tried to stop us from saving an old man, and it led to us getting him killed! Deerie said we were at fault, and now we can't enter heaven! It sucks here!" Cletus exclaimed. Stolas knew that his own lover Blitzo had caused this, but he was not about to share that information to them.
"I'm so sorry what you've been through," Stolas shared his condolence, "How about you three stay here in the meantime? The palace is more than enough to keep you three, and I think it'll be useful until you three can somehow reenter heaven. After all, I gotta repay you from saving me somehow."
"Of course, Stolas!" Keenie exclaimed as the three went to hug him, "It'll be a lot better than that shitty apartment we have to share!"
After the hug, Stolas showed them their rooms right when Octavia came to visit. Stolas explained their situation and that the three would be living with them in the meantime. Octavia was a bit hesitant, but ultimately welcomed them to the palace. When it was time to go to bed, Stolas felt a bit heavy. One second, he was about to be beaten by a bunch of hellhounds, and the next, he was allowing cherubs to live at his palace as a repay for saving him. The evening was certainly an interesting one, but Stolas was glad things didn't go too badly.
"I just hope they don't fight at the full moon," Stolas yawned as he went to sleep.
Chapter 14: Mammon
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
"NO STOLAS!!! YOU SHOULD BE THANKING ME FOR ALL OF THIS WEALTH!!!"
Everyone turned around and gasped when they saw Mammon standing there.
"Lord Mammon?!" Stella exclaimed, "What in the world are you doing here?"
"Oy, cunt!" Mammon approached Stella, "What's this I hear about you tryna hurt Stolas?!"
"Me? Hurt Stolas?" Stella said in denial, "Why, I'd never! Stolas wanted to engage in some unusual BDSM, and being the loving and caring wife that I am, I wanted to help him indulge in his sexual fantasies! Isn't that right, Stolas?"
"Y- Yeah, of course!" Stolas agreed, despite his body language saying otherwise, "Now please leave, Mammon. We have some plans tonight."
"Hell nah!" Mammon exclaimed as he ripped off the blessed cuffs off Stolas, "I came because I wanted to talk to you about your imp and his friend and how they nearly ruined my pageant, and then I hear Stella wanna harm ya, and you let them do it?!"
"Well, I, uh..." Stolas was in shock. Why would Mammon of all people come and rescue him? He has his run in with the Greed deadly sin before, and he was easily the worst with his rude attitude and greed.
"BRO, JUST LEAVE!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"How about this, doggies?" Mammon said as he pulled out big bags of cash, "You three take this money, and you leave and not speak a word of this shit. Deal?" The hellhounds didn't need to think for a second. They each grabbed a bag and promptly left.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Stella yelled in Mammon's face, "HOW DARE YOU MAKE MY ASSOCIATES LEAVE!!! THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, YOUR IMP PLAYTHING OF YOURS IS DEAD!!!" However, when Stella reached for her phone, Mammon snatched it and destroyed it. "WHAT THE FUCK, MAMMON?!?!"
"You wanna die, cunt?! Then FUCK OFF!!!" Mammon growled in her face. Stella sighed and left in defeat. Stolas just stood in shock. He couldn't believe Mammon had actually stood up to her like that.
"Stolas," Mammon began, "I'm sorry if I came off as a little weird and rude in previous meetups, but after hearing what your wife was about to make you go through, I couldn't just sit by and let that happen! I mean, why couldn't you divorce her sooner?"
"It's a long story..." Stolas sighed, "But I cannot express enough how much I appreciated you standing up to her like that. I guess I owe you."
"No need to own me anything, mate!" Mammon chuckled, "Have a nice night!"
With that, Mammon left. Stolas felt thankful that Mammon came right on time before Stella's goons began their assault. He hoped that Stella would take it as a sign to leave him alone for once.
"I better get going," Stolas said before he prepared for Via's visit.
Chapter 15: Beelzebub
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Before the first punch can be thrown, however, tubes started coming through the roofs and forcibly plugged themselves in the mouths of the three hellhounds.
"HEY! WHAT GIVES?!" Stella yelled. Soon, yellow honey fluid then came pouring down the tubes and directly into the throats of the hellhounds. All Stella and Stolas could do was watch in horror as the three hellhounds quickly inflated from the excess honey. They screamed and tried to pull the tubes away, but with no success. Soon, their bellies grew so big, that it seemed like they were going to burst. And burst they did. The chihuahua was the first to explode, followed by the Shar Pei and the watchdog. By the time all three exploded, the entire room was covered in a mix of blood, guts, and honey, and both Stolas and Stella were drenched in that filth.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!" Stella screamed hysterically, "MY WHOLE BODY IS DRENCHED IN SHIT!!!"
"Stella, calm down! It can be washed off!" Stolas tried to assure her, but to no use.
"YOU STUPID IDIOT!!! YOU DID ALL OF THIS DIDN'T YOU?!?!" Stella accused, "YOU'RE LUCKY MY PHONE GOT BUSTED FROM THE EXPLOSION, OR ELSE YOUR IMP WOULD'VE DIED!!!"
"How about you shut up?!" a woman exclaimed. Both turned around to find none other than the Gluttony deadly sin Beelzebub.
"Beelzebub?! What in the world are you doing here?" Stolas asked. But Beelzebub had no time to explain, as he she quickly removed the blessed handcuffs off Stolas.
"Stolas, get out of here while I deal with your crazy wife!" Stolas nod and left, "How dare you try to have him tortured! I heard everything from last night when I visited your brother, and I'm here to teach you a lesson!"
"What are you gonna do? Stuff me to death?!" Stella teased as she crossed her arms. However, Beelzebub instead placed a gluttony shock collar on her and used a finger snap to replace her drenched white dress into a workers uniform.
"As punishment for attempted torture of Prince Stolas, you will spend the rest of the year in the honey factory! And if you slack off or try and escape, then you will be working there for FAR longer! Now get going!" Beelzebub said as she forced Stella into a portal to begin her punishment. Once Stella was gone, Beelzebub went to look for Stolas, who was sobbing on the couch. Feeling pity for the owl, she went to hug him, which he accepted.
"I can't believe she tried to do that to me..." Stolas sobbed, "Who knows what they would've done had you not stepped in..."
"I know, Stolas..." Beelzebub soothed, "She's not going to hurt you again. I promise. She's currently serving her punishment at the honey factory," They sat there for a minute before Stolas spoke.
"You're gonna have to clean up that mess in the room," Stolas firmly said, "You couldn't have picked a better method besides having them explode?"
"I'm sorry, Stolas, but I just love stuffing people to death, alright?" Beelzebub defended, "But I will have it cleaned up ASAP. You go shower in the meantime."
With that, Stolas went to clean in the guest bathroom. Once he finished, the bedroom was thankfully finished cleaned, almost as though nothing happened. It was also around this time that Octavia arrived.
"Hey dad," Octavia greeted, "What is Beelzebub doing here?"
"Hello, my owlet," Stolas greeted back, "To make a long story short, Beelzebub caught your mother trying to hurt me, and she's currently in the Gluttony ring to serve her punishment," He purposefully left the attempted torture detail because he didn't want his daughter to worry anymore about him.
"That figures..." Octavia sighed, "I just wished mom would be nice for once."
"Don't worry, V, I think you'll mother will learn to be nicer next time once her punishment's served," Beelzebub assured. She then left, and both Stolas and Octavia decided to spend the rest of the day hanging out.
Chapter 16: Wally Wackford
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Suddenly, the door busted opened as an imp busted through. That imp was none other than the infamous Wally Wackford.
"Hello there, everybody!" Wally introduced, "My name is Wally Wackford, and may I introduce you to a thing called, 'Leave Stolas Alone?'"
"Oh god, not this idiot again..." the Shar Pei hellhound groaned. He knew Wally before, and he was not in the mood for another one of his schemes.
"Wally, this is not the time and CERTAINLY not the place to start your fucking antics!" Stella sternly said, "Leave now or else Blitzo will suffer the consequences from your actions!"
"Oh, Blitzo-roo?" Wally said in a goofy tone, "Why, he might be the craziest imp in all of Hell! Think about it: He's a circus performer turned assassin, and has a very funny relationship with Stolas, whom you want to hurt for whatever reason! Tell me, Stella, because I'm a psychologist in training: Why do you want to hurt Stolas?"
"I CAN'T STAND THIS!!! LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged at Wally, but he dodged it.
"Gotta try harder than that, fool!" Wally teased. All three hellhounds tried to catch Wally, but he dodged them all, eventually leadsing to the three hellhounds crashing into each other.
"GODDAMNIT, I HATE WALLY!!!" the chihuahua hellhound frustratingly said.
"I AGREE!!! STELLA, KILL BLITZO ALREADY!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound demanded. However, before Stella could do anything, Wally used his cane to smash her phone.
"YOU FUCKING DICK!!!" Stella yelled as she slapped Wally in the face. This caused Wally to use angelic rope tie her up.
"YO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!" the watchdog hellhound protested, but soon, all three hellhounds were also tied. Once Stella and her goons were restrained, Wally freed Stolas.
"T- Thank you, Wally..." Stolas thanked, still shocked from what he just witnessed, "Please don't hurt Stella or any of them..."
"Don't worry, Stolas," Wally assured, "They'll just have to amend for their sins by being forced to work with me!" With that, Wally sent them to his house, forced to stay there until Wally can figure out what to do with them.
"My goodness, this was certainly a twist of events," Stolas commented, "Where did you get angelic rope anyway?"
"The angels, duh!" Wally exclaimed before leaving. Stolas would've never imagined that Wally Wackford of all people would save him, but he was thankful for his rescue.
"Well, I suppose I can look more into him. Maybe I can force Stella and her hellhounds to work for me as slaves..." Stolas thought as he went to look up more on Wally.
Chapter 17: Fizzarolli
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
"Actually, you're not as generous as you think, bitch!"
Everyone turned to look at who made that comment, and were shocked to see it was the infamous Fizzarolli.
"Oh, fuck off, Fizz! You are the worst jester in the world!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"Excuse me?" Fizzarolli retorted, "I'll have you know that my net worth is far more than all three of you mutts combined, and I do not appreciate you idiots trying to hurt Stolas in some weird experiment to see how much he loves Blitzo! Yes Blitzo has made some mistakes in his life, but that doesn't mean you have to have him killed! We both made up anyway! Release Stolas and call off your snipers!"
"Oh really?" Stella sarcastically said, "You actually think you stand a chance against us, robo-fuck? NO! Get him!" The hellhounds charged at Fizz, but little did they know that Fizz's robotic arms were stronger than them. He dodged their attacks and then got them dizzy with his extensions.
"Stop spinning me!" the chihuahua complained.
"THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!! THIS IS WHY I HATE THE DISABLED!!! THEY THINK THEY'RE HOT SHIT!!!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed.
"JUST FOR BEING ABLEIST, IMMA KNOCK YOU DOGGIES OUT!!!" Fizzarolli angrily yelled as he slammed all three on the ground, injuring them. By now, both Stolas and Stella were at a loss for words at what they were witnessing. How could a disabled imp hold such power?
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE PLAYING GAMES!!!" Stella screamed as she went to send the signal to have Blitzo killed, but Fizzarolli used his extended arms to snatch the phone and crush it. He then grabbed her and slammed her to the ground also injuring her.
"TAKE THAT, BITCH!!!" Fizzarolli yelled as he grabbed the keys and used them to free Stolas. The first thing Stolas did was run to Stella, worried for her health after being slammed.
"STELLA! Are you okay?!" Stolas asked worringly.
"Okay?! I just got slammed by a fucking imp, and I'm pretty sure my bones are broken! I just wanted to control you! I just wanted to finally have my way for once! And then this stupid fucking imp came and ruined everything!" Stella screamed and whined.
"You only have yourself to blame, bitch!" Fizzarolli coldly said as he grabbed her and the hellhounds and threw them in a portal to a jail cell, "Have fun in the Lust ring prisons! And don't worry, I contacted Ozzie to make sure the prisoners give you jerks a hard time!"
"NO!!! WE'RE SORRY!!! DON'T!!!" they begged, but it was no use, as the portal closed.
"Um, Fizz..." Stolas began, "I think that's a bit harsh to have them imprisoned and potentially assaulted."
"Stolas, come on!" Fizzarolli argued, "Those jerks tried to have you tortured for fun! They deserved what they got!"
"I supposed so..." Stolas reluctantly said, "But how am I going to explain this to Via?"
"Dude, from what I've heard, Stella was barely in her life, so I doubt the kid will miss her much," Fizzarolli said, "Now as a way to show gratitude, you have free tickets to all of my concerts for the rest of your life. And I'll make sure Blitzo knows how much you love him. I heard you're gonna end the deal soon, and I want to make sure it goes as smoothly as possible."
"Thank you for your generosity. I greatly appreciate it," Stolas thanked. Soon, Fizzarolli parted ways. Stolas felt glad that Fizzarolli came to the rescue, as otherwise, he might be in a lot of pain by now.
"I better get going. Via should be coming very soon," Stolas thought as he left the room.
Chapter 18: Charlie and Vaggie
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can sta-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a fireball crashed through the window. Everyone gasped at the sudden impact of the fireball, but then two figures came busting through the window, and it was none other than Charlie and her girlfriend Vaggie.
"WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN TREAT HIM LIKE THAT?!?!" a feral Charlie screamed.
"YEAH!!! WE HEARD YOUR PLAN LAST NIGHT!!! HOW DARE YOU TRY TO HAVE STOLAS TORTURED!!!" Vaggie added.
"Oh, you think I'm intimidated by Lucifer's pathetic daughter?!" Stella scoffed, "You two better fuck off, or else Blitzo will die!" However, Vaggie used her spear to penetrate the phone, breaking it.
"STOP IT, JERKS!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged towards Vaggie. However, Charlie knocked him out with a clean punch.
"DESS NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE SHE KNOCKS US OUT TOO!!!" the chihuahua commanded as they tried to run, but were stopped when Charlie restrained them with chains.
"HEY!!! LET US GO!!!" Stella screamed, but Charlie slapped her in the face.
"Stella, and you three, for trying to torture a Goetian official, you are all going to be sent to the Hazbin Hotel for mandated behavior corrections! And Stella, you will be permanently suspended from the Ars Goetia!" Charlie said as she pulled up a document before having it burnt to ashes, destroying her title as a Goetian princess.
"NO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!! WE'RE SORRY, OKAY?!?! WE'RE SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!!! I WON'T HURT STOLAS AGAIN, I PROMISE!!! PLEASE LET US GO, AND RESTORE MY TITLE IN AN INSTANT!!!" Stella begged as she began to cry.
"It's too late for apologies, bitch..." Vaggie growled. Soon, all four were sent to a portal to the Hazbin Hotel where they will stay until further notice. Once the portal closed, Vaggie released Stolas from his handcuffs.
"Thank you so much for your bravery and courage," Stolas thanked, "But are you sure the Hazbin Hotel will work?"
"Of course it will!" Charlie assured, "Sir Pentious was able to redeem himself and reach heaven, so it's possible. Maybe we can restore Stella's title if she's extra good."
"I guess we'll see," Stolas observed, "But can me and my daughter visit them at least?"
"No. Not yet at least," Vaggie said, "You're still too much of a risk. Maybe if they show signs of improvement, then you can see them." Stolas respected that, and after Charlie promised to have the damages in the palace repaired, they left. Granted that Stolas was aware of the Hazbin Hotel and all the drama surrounding it, he hoped that the hotel can somehow help his wife Stella get the help he need.
"It looks like I have a lot of explaining to do to Octavia..." Stolas thought as he tried to come up with a plan to break the news to her.
Chapter 19: Baby Octavia
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"MOMMY, STOP!!! DON'T HURT DADDY!!!"
Everyone turned around and were in complete shock of what they were seeing. There stood Octavia, albeit a five year old version of her. And she was crying.
"Mommy please don't hurt daddy... it is not very nice..." little Octavia wept.
"What the hell is this? Octavia, why did you turn back into a wimpy baby?" Stella asked.
"DON'T QUESTION ME, MOMMY!!! LET DADDY GO RIGHT NOW!!!" little Via demanded. By now, Stolas wasn't sure what to think of this unusual turn of events. Did Octavia somehow regressed back to her younger years? Or did she happen to make a clone of her younger self?
"ALRIGHT, I HAVE HAD IT, YOU STUPID BRAT!!!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed as the three hellhounds went to charge at baby Octavia. However, she pulled out a dog whistle and blew it, causing the three hellhounds to stop what they were doing.
"WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU GET THAT?!" Stella screamed, angry that a five-year-old was taking over the situation.
"It looks like my little Starfire kept daddy's special whistle!" Stolas chuckled.
"Now, will you doggies please release daddy?" Octavia asked. The hellhounds obeyed her command and released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DISOBEY YOUR MOTHER!!!" Stella screamed, "THAT'S IT!!! DADDY'S IMP LOVER IS NOW GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" However, before Stella could even pull up her phone, the Shar Pei hellhound snatched it and broke it.
"There, now you can leave daddy and his boyfriend alone!" Octavia glared as she crossed her arms. Stella had no choice but to accept defeat.
"Fine, but Stolas, if you think this is over, then you are dead wrong!" Stella said before leaving with the still brainwashed hellhounds. Once they left, Stolas picked up his daughter and gave her a hug.
"Via, that was very strong and brave of you to rescue me!" Stolas exclaimed, "But how did you know what was going on?"
"That would be me," a voice said, and it came from the present 17-year-old Octavia, "I heard what mom was planning to do last night, and I couldn't just let that happen. So, I used a spell to make a younger clone of myself to try and stop her, since I feared that she was going to hurt me. I didn't expect her to do such an exceptional job."
"You're welcome, Via!" little Octavia said.
"Oh, well, that's interesting..." Stolas said, "But what about that video camera you're holding?"
"I was able to record everything before," Octavia explained, "I'll use it as blackmail to get mom to leave us alone for once, lest I leak it to the public and expose her for who she really is."
"Wow, Via, that's pretty smart!" Stolas praised, "I'm sure your mother is going to want to mess with us now after that."
"Daddy, can we please go see the stars? Or even go to Loo Loo Land?" little Octavia asked.
"Unfortunately, you have to go," Octavia apologetically said to her younger self, "But I appreciate your help."
"You're welcome!" little Octavia said as the older Octavia used a spell to have her disappear.
"Come on, dad, let's have a movie night together, just me and you," Octavia offered.
"Of course, my owlet! You can even pick the movie," Stolas agreed, and both father and daughter headed to the living room to have a movie night and forget about the almost torture.
Chapter 20: The Amazing Digital Circus
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"LOOK EVERYONE!!! STELLA IS GOING TO HAVE A GAMER MOMENT!!!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at what they saw. There stood what looked to be a circus ringleader, but his face was just eyeballs and teeth.
"Excuse me, but who the hell are you, and what are you doing here?" Stella asked.
"I'm Caine, and I am the ringmaster of the Amazing Digital Circus!" Caine exclaimed, "We saw what you were going to do to poor Stolas, and I think my personnel should come and stop you guys from having a gamer moment! Come on out, and have fun!"
Caine then disappeared, and in his place were various characters. This included a jester, a purple bunny, a doll, a chess piece, a sad mask, and an abstract character.
"What the fuck is going on?!" The Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed, feeling so confused with all of these new characters spawning.
"Yeah, fuck off! We're trying to do something here!" The watchdog hellhound growled.
"Um, excuse me, you four, but I think it might be for the best that you all release Stolas and leave..." Ragatha tried to negotiate.
"Yes, please do, because I would like to not fight with you all!" Pomni exclaimed, feeling intimidated by being next to demons.
"Nah, I want my share with the owl," Jax shrugged.
"Can you all please leave? I have been through far worse, and I think I can handle a bit of punches from some mutts," Stolas tried to assure them, but it was clear that he was shaking.
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MUTT?!?!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed as he charged at Stolas with a knife. However, Kinger tackled him and disarmed him.
"DON'T HURT HIM!" Kinger yelled.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT! I'VE HAD IT! STOLAS, YOUR BLITZY IS GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW!" Stella screamed as she went to signal the snipers. However, the screen had been hacked to one of Caine.
"Sorry, Stella, but you cannot kill Blitzo right now. You have to deal with them first," Caine explained. Stella screamed and smashed her phone out of anger.
"YOU ARE ALL DEAD!!!" Stella screamed as she tackled Pomni and began to punch her. Jax retaliated by pushing Stella away and using a gag tool to restrain her. "HEY! RELEASE ME AT ONCE!"
"Sorry, m'am, but you're gonna have to watch us kick their butts!" Jax said while Ragatha examined Pomni's injuries.
"I HATE YOU ALL SO MUCH!!! STOLAS IS GETTING HURT WHETHER YOU JERKS LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound yelled and went to punch Stolas. However, Zooble blocked the attack and slammed him on the ground.
"How about you screw off?" Zooble chastised. The watchdog hellhound yelled out a primal roar before punching her, leading to her abstract bits to fly everywhere.
"DON'T HURT ZOOBLE!!!" Gangle screamed as she tied up the watchdog and punched him in the face. Jax also distracted the chihuahua with more gags and pranks.
"STOP THROWING PIES AT ME!!!" the chihuahua hellhound begged to no avail. While all of this madness was going on, Ragatha unlocked the blessed cuffs, freeing Stolas.
"Are you okay, Stolas?" Ragatha asked.
"Yeah, I suppose..." Stolas replied.
"STOP!!! PLEASE!!! I JUST WANTED TO CONTROL STOLAS FOR ONCE!!! AND THEN YOU FUCKERS HAD TO COME AND RUIN EVERYTHING!!!" Stella screamed out of frustration and anger. However, Stella and the three hellhounds then began to feel something wrong with them. Before they know it, their bodies morphed into abstract beasts.
"Oh no! They've abstracted!" Pomni exclaimed.
"Quick! Take them to the Cellar!" Kinger commanded. They all worked together to take the four abstracted creatures the Cellar where they would remain for the foreseeable future.
"A- Are they going to be okay?" Stolas asked.
"Well, they abstracted, and there's no way to unabstract them, so they'll have to stay down there for the remainder of their time," Ragatha explained. Stolas couldn't help but feel bad for them. Not much for the hellhounds, but despite her flaws, Stella didn't deserve to go out like that.
"Stolas, I know you wished that didn't happen, and I guess your compassion is very admirable," Pomni began, "But remember: they wanted to hurt you. If she loved you, she wouldn't have you restrained and forced to endure pain just to save Blitzo. I've been in the digital circus for days now, and I'm... getting used to it. I think you all might be safer there. Hell is just too dangerous for you all."
"I suppose I could go there, but could you please get Blitzo and Octavia here too?" Stolas requested. Jax nodded and used a teleporter to get Blitzo and Octavia in.
"HEY! I was too busy watching My Demonic Pony!" Blitzo complained.
"And I was right in the middle of listening to Fuck You Dad's new album!" Octavia also added.
"There's no time for that! You all are going to live in the digital circus until further notice!" Pomni explained. Before all three knew it, they all transported into the Amazing Digital Circus.
Chapter 21: Bloopers
Notes:
Be warned, this one contains a lot of fourth wall breaks and hijinks. Also contains a bit of peeing/watersports.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Blitzy!”
"CUT!"
Everyone turned around to find that behind them was a set, where it looked as though a film crew was recording the whole ordeal. At the center was Neyane, who was directing the whole thing.
"What the hell?! Where did you all come from?" Stella asked.
"I'm Neyane, the director of this fanfic," Neyane explained, "Stolas was supposed to say 'Thank You Stella' as in the script. However, he instead said 'Thank You Blitzy' like a weirdo!"
"I'm sorry, I just love, Blitzo, okay?!" Stolas tried to defend.
"Since you wanna be an idiot, take this!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed as he went to punch Stolas. However, a force was used to stop him.
"No, Marcos, none of you hellhounds can begin the assault unless the script is properly done," Neyane explained, "Now, we're going to try this again. Stella, start from the line 'Come on Stolas,' One, two, ACTION!"
Stella was absolutely confused by this new development. No one had told her that this was all a script to be done in some random fanfic in AO3. However, she didn't care. She wanted to see Stolas get hurt first hand and didn't directly involve her. She needed to see the owl prince hurt.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: "SUCK MY DICK, BITCH!!!"
"CUT!"
Everyone turned back, and this time, Neyane looked more frustrated than last time.
"Stolas, last time I checked, you had a cloaca, not a penis," Neyane corrected.
"No! I know exactly what you are trying to do! You want me to say the right lines so they can hurt me! But I will not let that happen!" Stolas defiantly said.
"Stolas, you need to say your parts right. Stella got to do her parts with no issues," Neyane explained.
"Because she's not the one cuffed and about to be tortured!" Stolas clapped back.
"Stolas, bottom line is, you need to say the correct part. Now we're going to try again. Third time's a charm, am I right? One, two, ACTION!"
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“BURYING SWORDS! INTO EMACIATED RIBS! TIRED NAKED SOULS COULD NO LONGER WALK! EXOTIC FILTHY MONGREL DOGS FETTERED TO FAILURE BY A FLAWED GENOME!”
"CUT!"
By this point, Neyane was getting angry. The more these bloopers went on, the worse she was feeling.
"Stolas, why did you quote lyrics to 'Flogging the Cargo' by Arghoslent? How do you even know Arghoslent to begin with?!" Neyane interrogated.
"Well... my daughter introduced me to the band's music, and I find their style of melodic death metal to be quite fascinating..." Stolas explained.
"Shit, I didn't knew Stolas listened to those guys!" the watchdog hellhound said in surprised, "What's your favorite Arghoslent album? Mine's Hornets of the Pogorm."
"ENOUGH!" Stella screamed, "STOLAS, JUST SAY YOUR LINES PROPER FOR ONCE!!! WE ARE GOING THROUGH THIS WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!! YOU EVEN WILLINGLY AGREED TO IT!!!"
"After you threatened to have Blitzo killed, bitch!" Stolas retorted.
"Enough you two! Stolas, last time I'm telling you this: Say. Your. Lines. Properly!" Neyane sternly said, "Alright, one, two, ACTION!"
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, before the first punch can be thrown, Stolas jumped and landed on the ceiling.
"WHAT NOW?!" Stella screamed.
"If you want to beat me, then you're gonna have to get me off the ceiling!" Stolas mocked as he shook his butt.
"BRO, GET OFF THE DAMN CEILING AND STOP MOONING US LIKE AN IMMATURE BRAT!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled as Marcos and the watchdog hellhound tried to get Stolas off the ceiling, but to no avail.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I AM DONE WITH THIS SHIT, STOLASS! YOUR IMP IS NOW DEAD!" Stella yelled as she went to signal the snipers. However, this was halted unexpectantly when Stolas peed on her phone causing it to short circuit and ceased to function. "EEEEEEEEEWWW!!! HOW DARE YOU PEE ON MY PHONE!!!"
"Take this!" Stolas said as he then proceeded to pee on Stella more. All three hellhounds watched in disgust as Stella tried to avoid the falling pee, but to no avail.
"CUT CUT CUT CUT CUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!" Neyane screamed before slamming the camera, breaking it, "WE ARE DONE FILMING FOR TODAY!!! STOLAS, YOU ARE THE WORST ACTOR EVER!!! GET OFF THE CEILING SO WE CAN REMOVE THESE HANDCUFFS, BECAUSE YOU WILL NO LONGER BE FILMING WITH US, JERK!!!"
Stolas obeyed and got off the ceiling, and a crew member came and removed the cuffs. Stolas was soon escorted out of the filming premises and told he couldn't come back, but he didn't care. He was not about to be tortured for some freaks to get off to his misery on that site.
"Now, I gotta find Blitzo, cause he definitely needs to know just how crazy these AO3 users are!" Stolas said as he went back to his actual palace.
"Okay, so fortunately, we were able to not only get a new, better camera, but we were also able to find a replacement Stolas," Neyane explained, "This one's... a bit different compared to the last one, but hopefully, we can finish this scene in a timely manner. Okay, one, two, ACTION!"
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took stupid Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Doooooooooooy, me says thankz.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Tanks to Stellaz!!!! Does Stolas getz de treatz?”
“Why, of course you get the treats!" Stella said as she clapped her hands happily, "Marcos, will you be so kind to give Stolas your treats?”
Marcos nodded, and before stupid Stolas knew it, a powerful punch hit him on the side of his torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
Chapter 22: Barry B. Benson and Vanessa Bloome
Notes:
Request from a personal friend of mine
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, the windows were shattered as a bee came crashing down the floor. The bee in this case being Barry B. Benson.
"Hold it there, Stella!" Barry yelled as he pointed at the swan princess, "Don't let those dogs hurt your husband!"
"Excuse me?!" Stella said, taken aback by Barry's sudden appearance, "What I'm doing with my husband is none of your concern. And how did you break through so easily anyway?"
"Well, According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossible," Barry explained.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" The Shar Pei hellhound whined, "There is no way we're gonna be stopped by a little bee!"
"YEAH! BUZZ OFF!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he went to charge at Barry. However, he dodged the attack in time before using a pink to stab him in the butt, causing him to scream.
"HEY, LEAVE DESS ALONE!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed as he slapped Barry, but Barry got the upperhand and slapped him harder.
"VANESSA! I COULD SURE USE SOME BACKUP AT THE MOMENT!" Barry called out. Soon, a female human entered, carrying a flower gun.
"Any last words?" Vanessa said as she pointed the guns at them.
"Don't need to say anything, cause Blitzo is going to die because of your reckless actions!" Stella warned as she went to get her phone, only to find it was bricked by Barry when Stella wasn't looking. "OH FUCK YOU!"
Vanessa didn't wait for anymore comment, as she used the flower gun to restrain all four with the flowers. Barry also took the key from one of the hellhounds and used it to release Stolas.
"Thank you so much for your help," Stolas thanked before turning to Stella, "And as for you and your little goons, I think you all need to be humbled by Barry's bee race. Barry, what punishment do you have in mind for them?"
"I think being a restroom attendant in our hive sounds good. What do you say, Vanessa?" Barry asked.
"Sounds like a good plan," Vanessa agreed.
"Alrighty then, have fun spending the remainder of your life as restroom attendants in the bee hive!" Stella smirked as he opened up a portal to the hive.
"NO!!! STOP!!! WE'RE SORRY!!!" Stella begged, but it was no use, as they were all thrown in the portal before it closed.
"Well, our work here is done!" Barry exclaimed as he and Vanessa high fived before leaving, leaving Stolas no time to ask questions such as how they discovered him or how the flower gun worked. But it didn't matter. With Stella and her mischief now out the way, Stolas needed to focus on meeting Octavia later, and eventually preparing for the next full moon.
"I sure hope Octavia doesn't get too mad when she's learned what happened to her mother..." Stolas thought as he left the room.
Chapter 23: Chilli Heeler
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"More like we can stop!"
Everyone turned around and was confused at what they saw. There stood an orange Australian dog, who was glaring at them.
"Stella, you didn't tell us you were gonna invite another hellhound," the Shar Pei hellhound commented, "Who is this bitch anyway?"
"Excuse me?!" Chili barked as she got up to the three hellhounds, "How dare you address me as the b word! My name is Chili, and how dare you work with Stella to hurt Stolas! That is very rude and disrespectful of you lads to do that!"
"Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do about it?" the watchdog hellhound dared. That's when Chili pulled out her phone and showed them a video feed of their parents.
"MARCOS, SHAY, AND DESS!!!" one of the parents yelled, "WE CANNOT BELIEVE THAT YOU THREE WOULD WORK WITH A GOETIAN TO HURT ANOTHER GOETIAN!!! HOW RETARDED IS THAT?! THAT'S IT!!! YOU THREE ARE TO RETURN HOME, BECAUSE YOU THREE ARE GROUNDED!!!"
Suddenly, all three hellhounds were in fear. They had no idea how their parents found out, but now they feel disappointed that they were willing to work with a Goetian to hurt another. How ironic is that?
"That's right, mates, you disappointed your parents by working with her! Now I suggest you run off now!" Chili warned, and all three hellhounds ran out of the room.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Stella screamed, "HOW DARE YOU HAVE MY HELLHOUNDS GROUNDED!!! THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW HAVE TO FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!"
But before Stella can even grab her phone, Chili used magic to freeze her.
"HEY! LET ME GO!"
"No!" Chili denied, "I command you to turn off the feed and release Stolas!"
Stella didn't even had control of her body, but she was forced to shut off the feed before walking up to Stolas and releasing him from the handcuffs.
"Now, Stolas, you must slap her in the face," Chili commanded. Stolas didn't want to, so Chili had to use a bit of magic on him to get him to slap Stella in the face.
"OW!" Stella yelped in pain, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE STOLAS SLAP ME! I OUGHT TO HAVE THE POLICE ARREST YOU TWO!"
"No, Stella!" Stolas clapped back, finding his voice, "If anything, the police should arrest you for trying to have me tortured and threatening Blitzy! Now get out now before Chili forces me to slap you some more!"
Stella had no other choice but to sigh in defeat and leave the room. Stolas turned back to the Australian dog, feeling confused.
"Chili, how did you get in? And why did you want to help me?" Stolas asked.
"Because, mate, I was watching the show Helluva Boss that my husband Bandit recommended to me, and when I saw what she was planning to do, I just couldn't take it anymore. I already saw the scenes where she abused you and even tried to get you killed, and I cannot allow that to happen. I can even relate to how you're feeling to an extent. When I had my first child, we ended up having a miscarriage, and I felt so depressed. Even today, I still think about it. It's why I'm so grateful to have Bluey and Bingo in our lives. I cannot express enough how much I love my children..."
Chili then began to cry, feeling so bad for her past in the miscarriage. Stolas, being the caring person that he is, came up to her and hugged her.
"I'm so sorry for your lost," Stolas gave his condolence, "I know some will believe that I am a coward or a wimp, but I don't see myself as such. I was willing to allow them to torture me just so Blitzo can stay safe. And I also had to endure her abuse for years too just so Via can have a normal life. I am a lot stronger than what people think, and I hope that I can finally move on with my one and true lover Blitzo."
"That's good, Stolas!" Chili said, "You deserve him after everything you've been through. Just remain honest and caring, and I think you'll finally be able to move on from this madness and start a new chapter in your life."
Stolas thanked Chili for her help before she went to go back to her family home. Stolas never thought an Australian dog from a kids show would stop Stella and her goons, but he was glad she was there. And he hoped to follow her words and be with Blitzo.
"Now, I gotta look more into this Bluey show. Maybe me and Via would enjoy it!" Stolas said as he grabbed his phone and went to look up the show.
Chapter 24: William Afton
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
However, before anyone can move, they heard a child laugh.
"What was that?" the chihuahua hellhound asked.
"That's probably nothing," Stella shrugged off, "Now come on, I don't have time for-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when all the lights went out, leaving all five in the dark, with only the eyes of Stolas and Stella emitting a little bit of light.
"WHAT THE HELL?! I'M SCARED OF THE DARK!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed in terror, and the Shar Pei hellhound had to slap him.
"SHUT UP! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE THE STRONGEST ONE OF THE GROUP!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled at him, causing the watchdog hellhound to whimper.
"Will you knuckleheads knock it off?!" Stella lashed out, "Stolas, did you had something to do with this?!"
"No, I swear!" Stolas denied as he turned on a flashlight, only to see that all five have teleported to some kind of pizzeria.
"Okay, NOW I know he did this! How did we go from a palace to this shit?!" the chihuahua hellhound barked. By now, Stella was convinced that Stolas was responsible for this mess, and went to get her phone to kill Blitzo. However, she couldn't find her phone.
"OH FUCK YOU, STOLAS!" Stella screamed at his face, "YOU BETTER GET US OUT OF HERE, OR ELSE YOUR IMP IS GONE FOR GOOD!"
Stolas gulped, realizing that they needed to escape of else Blitzo will be killed. The five proceeded to try and find a way out, but all of the doors were blocked. They eventually went to the stage area where it looked like some animatronics were onstage.
"Those robots look creepy!" the watchdog hellhound shivered.
"Seriously?" Stella scoffed, "Why did I had to go with poor excuses of hellhounds?"
"It;s not us, it's Dess being the weirdo!" the chihuahua hellhound argued. Just then, however, they heard footsteps coming.
"Who's there?!" Stolas yelled. When the figure came at their vision, they were shocked to find a yellow rabbit standing, though he looked to be badly damaged.
"WHO ARE YOU, AND WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US?!" Stella screamed. By now, all three hellhounds and especially Dess were in fear of their lives, "STOP THAT WEIRDO!!!"
All three hellhounds went to charge at the animatronic. However, the yellow bunny was far more powerful than he seemed. He held off the tackle attacks and proceeded to choke out both the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds. As Dess tried to fight him off, his neck was snapped, killing him instantly.
"COME ON, STOLASS!!! BE USEFUL FOR ONCE AND STOP THAT ASSHOLE!!!" Stella cried out, and both Stolas and Stella tried to get the bunny off of them, but to no avail. It didn't help that their demonic powers were limited for some reason, and thus they couldn't go feral and rip him to shreds. By the time he let go, both the Shar Pei and chihuahua were dead.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU TAKE US HERE JUST TO KILL MY HELLHOUNDS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!" Stella screamed. Suddenly, children's music began to play, and both the owl and swan were now terrified.
"Um, Stella...? Who is playing that?" Stolas asked.
"Fuck should I know?" Stella responded. However, just then, a golden bear spawned out of nowhere and jumpscared them.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" both Stolas and Stella screamed. Then, the golden bear grabbed Stella and pushed her closer. Stella screamed and cried and tried to get out of his grip, but to no avail. He moved her head in his mouth before crushing it, killing Stella.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas cried and tried to get her out of the mouth. When the bear finally released her, her head was crushed into many pieces. Stolas couldn't help but cry. Yes, Stella just tried to have him tortured, but she was still Octavia's mother. And now she was dead.
"w- why? why would you kill them?" Stolas wept. The mask of the yellow bunny came off, and it was revealed to be William Afton.
"I may be a child serial killer, but abusing Stolas is where I draw the line," William simply said, "Now, I don't want you to be there anymore. You are going to help me kill all of these children."
"No! I don't want to!" Stolas resisted, "What about Blitzy? And Via?"
"You need not to worry about them," William assured, "Now you either work with me, or else you'll die just like that bitch and her mutts."
Stolas sighed, having no choice but to accept his new life in the pizzeria, working with William Afton to kill children.
"Good," William nodded in approval, "Now, your first task will be to dispose of their bodies..."
Chapter 25: Mr. Puzzles
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, before the torture can begin, all five were suddenly sucked into a tube and sucked out of the room. Everyone screamed as they were being sucked in fast, not knowing what was happening. During this time, Stella's phone was sucked out of her hands, and Stolas's handcuffs were broken from the excessive pressure. Eventually, all five got out and fell on a cushion. When they got up, they found that they were in some set for a game show.
"WHAT THE FUCK?! WHERE ARE WE, AND WHY ARE WE HERE?!" Stella screamed, angry and confused by this sudden interruption. Soon, the group was approached by a man with a CRT TV on his head.
"Hello, everyone!" the TV man greeted, "My name is Mr. Puzzles, and welcome to my game show, which by the way, I would greatly appreciate it if you all gave it five stars."
"Okay, then 'Mr. Puzzles'..." Stella mocked, "Take us back to hell, put those cuffs back on him, and give me back my phone! We were right in the middle of something!"
"I'm afraid I cannot do that at the moment, Stella," Mr. Puzzles denied, "Instead, how about a wager? We'll play Wheel of Fortune!"
Soon, the set pieces for Wheel of Fortune pop up.
"Stolas and Stella will play on teams, and if Stella wins, then the torture will resume, but if Stolas wins, then the torture must end!"
"Oh hell no! WE'RE NOT DOING THAT SHIT!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he went to charge Stolas. However, he was halted when Mario stopped him.
"HEY STINKY! YOU JUST GOT PRANKED!" Mario exclaimed, and the hellhound got embarrassed when he realized that he just got stinky'd.
"Don't mind Mario, he's just here to ensure that you all do not prematurely hurt Stolas during the game," Mr. Puzzles said, "Now while we wait for the ratings to come in, Stella, you may spin first."
Stella nodded and spun the wheel. However, it landed on "Lose a Turn."
"OH FUCK OFF!" Stella yelled and kicked a chair out of anger. Stolas was next, and it landed on a $800 piece.
"Alright, Stolas, choose a letter, or if you feel confident enough, guess the sentence!" Mr. Puzzles said.
"Are there any Z's?" Stolas asked, but none popped up.
"Seriously? A fucking Z?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked out of annoyance. Mr. Puzzles grew worried when he saw the ratings start to go down.
"Okay, Stella, go again!" Mr. Puzzles nervously laughed. She spun again, but landed on "Lose a Turn" again.
"COME ON! I JUST WANT A TURN FOR ONCE!" Stella grew more frustrated and kicked another chair, this time hitting the chihuahua hellhound.
"HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE KICKING CHAIRS, BITCH!" he yelled as he slapped Stella.
"DON'T YOU EVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME, MUTT!" Stella raged as she slapped the chihuahua in the face, leading to a brawl between Stella and the three hellhounds.
"BOYS, STELLA, KNOCK IT OFF!!!" Stolas screamed as he tried to stop them, but to no avail. "You know what? Fuck it! I'm guessing the sentence!"
"Wonderful!" Mr. Puzzles exclaimed, 'Please pick a good answer because the ratings are going lower than ever because your wife and her goons are fighting like psychos and I would like for them to stop before-"
"The sentence is 'When I'm lonely, I become hungry. And when I become hungry, I want to choke on that red **** of yours... **** your ***** and lick all of your *****, before taking out your *****, and **** with more teeth until you're screaming ********** like a FUCKING baby--!'" Stolas replied. And believe it or not, that was the correct answer.
"WHAT?! HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET THAT AS THE SENTENCE?! THAT'S NOT FAIR!" Stella complained.
"Well, maybe if you hadn't spent all of that time fighting, then maybe you could've gotten it right," Mr. Puzzles commented, "Now due to your recklessness, you four will have to live in SMG4's RV for a week."
Mr. Puzzles then opened up a portal for the four to live in the RV. They begged for him to stop, but to no avail. Once the portal closed, Mr. Puzzles turned to Stolas.
"Well, Stolas, since you won the game, you can return home and not be tortured. Thanks for playing!" Mr. Puzzles said as he placed Stolas in a tube and sucked him back to hell. Once Stolas returned back to the palace, he felt like he was about to go dizzy. One minute, he was about to be tortured for Stella's own amusement. And the next, he was sucked into a game show in the SMG4 universe. He was glad that the torture session was halted before things got too bad, but he hoped that Stella and her goons won't have too much of a rough time in SMG4's RV.
"It's gonna be awkward having to explain all of this to Via..." Stolas thought as he started to prepare for Octavia's visit.
Notes:
Unfortunately, I've reached the maximum amount of tags I can add in the fanfic, so some of these fandoms/characters might not be included. Be sure to look at the chapter titles to see what other fandoms will be added to next for the foreseeable future of this fanfic.
Chapter 26: Frank Tenpenny
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a Los Santos Police patrol car suddenly crashed into the room, and two officers got out and pointed guns at the five. It was also around this time the C.R.A.S.H Theme began to play.
"YOU THREE! GET ON YOUR KNEES WITH YOUR HANDS UP!" the speakers in the car demanded. All three hellhounds immediately complied, fearing what would happen if they fail. As the officers went to handcuff the hellhounds, another grabbed Stella.
"You release Stolas right this instant!" he said as he confiscated Stella's phone. Stella wanted resist, but with the cop holding her at gunpoint, she had no choice but to comply and release Stolas from the blessed cuffs. She was soon cuffed as well.
"Hey, that's my paper, man, that's money!" the Shar Pei hellhound complained as the officer confiscated some money in his wallet.
"This is drug money..." the leader of the police, Officer Tenpenny, proclaimed.
"Who the fuck are you jerks? And why are you arresting us?!" Stella demanded.
"We'll explain once you get in the car," Officer Tenpenny said as the other officers squeezed all four in the patrol car, "Now Stolas, take care of yourself, alright?"
Stolas simply nodded, thankful for this unusual, yet helpful rescue. Once everyone was in the car, the patrol car drove in a portal back to Los Santos.
"So, Stella, you thought you could pull a fast one on Stolas to get him hurt for your own amusement?" Officer Tenpenny asked.
"How do you puny humans know about it? And why is it any of your business?" the watchdog hellhound complained.
"Yeah, and you had no right to take my money!" The Shar Pei hellhound added, still pissed about losing his money in the wallet.
"Well, what do we got here?" one of the officers said as he pulled out a gun.
"This is a weapon, Officer Pulaski, that was used to gun down a police officer not ten minutes ago," Officer Tenpenny explained, "Officer Pendelbury. A fine man, I might add. You work fast, niggas!"
"Seriously? You're gonna frame us for the murder of one of your filthy pigs?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Percisely!" Officer Tenpenny confirmed, "Now, when we want you, we'll find you. In the meantime, try not to gun down any more officers of the law."
"You can't leave us here! This is Ballas' Country!" the chihuahua hellhound complained, scared of the things he's heard in that area.
"I thought you said you all didn't gang bang, though?!" Officer Tenpenny concluded before all four were thrown out of the car while it was moving, left to reside in Los Santos until they can be rescued and return to hell.
"Ah shit... here we go again..." Stella thought to herself.
Notes:
C.R.A.S.H Theme for reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7sPP1V9dEE
Chapter 27: Gary Chalmers
Notes:
Requested by JimmyTehMotobug.
This version of Chalmers is the one similar to that of the meme "Steamed Hams but Chalmers is obsessively investigative." You can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoBTgeMV_gM
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Suddenly, the door opened, and everyone gasped at who came in. There was a yellow man with grey hair and a blue suit. He was none other than Superintendent Chalmers.
"Wow! What do we got here? A BDSM session?" Chalmers asked.
"Uh, yes, this is a BDSM session!" Stella nervously said, "Can you please leave? We're right in the middle of something."
"Oh really?" Chalmers said, feeling like there was more than meets the eye, "Who are you three?"
"None of your business, leave!" the watchdog hellhound barked.
"Yeah, go home, dude!" The chihuahua added.
"Good lord, you three sure have terrible manners!" Chalmers commented, "Are you all in character or something?"
"Yes," The Shar Pei hellhound confirmed, "Now unless you wanna join him, I suggest you get out now!"
"What do you plan on doing with this owl anyway?" Chalmers asked Stella.
"Well, uh... a gangrape! Yeah, that's right! Stolas is into gangrape, and he wanted a bunch of hellhounds to restrain him and gangrape him!" Stella explained.
"Stolas, is that your name?" Chalmers turned to Stolas.
"Yes," Stolas answered.
"Are you really into gangrape?" Chalmers asked.
"Yes, Stella is telling the truth," Stolas quickly said, wanting Chalmers to go away already, "Now please leave."
"Wait, Stella, what is that on your phone?" Chalmers questioned, seeing that Stella had a live feel going on.
"It's nothing!" Stella quickly shut off her phone, "Now GET OUT! NOW!"
"Well, if I wasn't mistaken, it looked like a sniper was pointing a gun on an imp!" Chalmers exclaimed.
"I was playing a game on my phone! It's called 'Aurora Borealis'." Stella tried to explain.
"Aurora Borealis?!" Chalmers questioned, "At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of hell, localized entirely within your phone?!"
"YES!!!" Stella screamed, at this point losing her patience with Chalmers.
"Stolas, tell me what's going on right now, or else I am taking away funding from the Ars Goetia!" Chalmers demanded. Stolas sighed, deciding that he had no choice but to tell the truth.
"Stella was going to torture me with her hellhound goons. And I had to comply or else she would have my lover Blitzo killed," Stolas explained. Chalmers looked shocked before turning angrily to Stella.
"REALLY?! I thought I was going to take part of a BDSM gangrape scenario!" Chalmers confronted. Stella couldn't believe it. This man really broke into the room and interrogated them all until he discovered the truth with his obsessive investigation?!
"HOW DARE YOU TELL HIM WHAT'S GOING ON, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed at his face, "YOU THREE ESCORT THAT MUSTARD MAN OUT OF HERE!!!"
The three hellhounds tried to get Chalmers, but he was a lot stronger than they all thought. He was able to dodge their attacks and distract them with steamed ham that he threw outside the window, in which all three hellhounds were stupid enough to jump in the window to get the steamed ham, leading to their deaths.
"MARCOS, SHAY, DESS, NO!!!" Stella cried out, "THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR IMP PLAYTHING STOLASS!!!" But before Stella could even turn on her phone, an aurora borealis came and wiped her out in an instant. Stolas couldn't believe the events that inspired just now. How is it that a Simpsons character came out of nowhere and successfully defeated Stella and her goons with steamed ham and an aurora borealis? Chalmers came up to the owl prince and freed him.
"Thank you for your help, sir," Stolas thanked, "What is your name again?"
"Gary Chalmers, but most people call me Superintendent Chalmers," Chalmers said, "Now I know there are a couple of BDSM bars that you can attend to to get your BDSM fix if you're interested."
"No thank you, but I appreciate the offer," Stolas declined.
"Alright then, I'll see you later," Chalmers concluded before leaving. It was also around this time that his daughter Octavia showed up.
"Hey dad, I saw some yellow man in a suit walk out of here. Who was he, and why did it look like some bright lights came in?" Octavia asked.
"It's a long story, my owlet..." Stolas sighed, realizing he now had to explain how her mother and her goons died.
Chapter 28: Bryan Mills
Notes:
"If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career writing shitty Helluva Boss fanfics. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like Stella."
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door came crashing down. There came in a man, who pulled out a gun and immediately shot the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds, killing them instantly.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" Stella screamed in shock, not expecting Bryan Mills of Taken to come in and start shooting up the place.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY FRIENDS!!!" the watchdog hellhound growled as he ran up to Bryan and disarmed him. However, Bryan pulled out a knife from his back, and used it to slit his throat, killing him.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID ALL OF THAT JUST NOW!!!" Stella screamed at Bryan, "NOW THANKS TO YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, BLITZO IS GOING TO DIE!!!" But before Stella could even grab her phone, Bryan knocked her out.
"Focus..."
Stella could barely focus, however, as he vision was blurry, and could barely make out the figure standing in front of her. Suddenly, she felt two pangs stick in her legs, and she screamed in agony.
"Are you focused yet?!" Bryan called out.
"YES I'M FOCUSED!!! NOW WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!" Stella screamed. Bryan put clamps on the metal bars on her legs before pulling out a photo of Stolas.
"What were you trying to do with Stolas?" Bryan asked. Stella said nothing and spat at his face. Bryan said nothing, but wiped the spit with a tissue before stuffing it in her mouth before turning on electricity with a switch. The electricity went through her legs and spread throughout her body, and Stolas screamed through the muzzle while shaking uncontrollably, feeling so much pain. Once Bryan turned off the electricity, Stella was exhausted.
"You know, we used to outsource this kind of thing," Bryan began, "But what we found was the countries we outsourced to had unreliable power grids. Very Third World. You'd turn on a switch - power wouldn't come on, and then tempers would get short. People would resort to pulling fingernails. Acid drips on bare skin. The whole exercise would become counterproductive. But here, the power's stable. Here, there's a nice even flow. Here, you can flip a switch and the power stays on all day."
Bryan then pulled out the gag and showed Stella the same photo. "What were you trying to do with Stolas?"
"GO KILL YOURSELF, CUNT!!!" Stella screamed as she spat at him again. When Bryan placed the tissue gag back in, Stella looked terrified and begged Bryan to stop, but he flipped the switch again. The electricity was somehow even more powerful, and Stella screamed even louder, beginning to cry from the extreme pain.
"I don't have anymore time to waste!" Bryan exclaimed as he shut off the power again, "You either explain yourself or this switch will stay on until they turn the power off for lack of payment on the bill." Bryan removed the gag, and this time, Stella began to explain.
"I... I was tired of my husband cheating on me and ruining my name... so I hired some snipers and hellhounds to torture them to fulfill my sadism fetish and to finally keep him under control... and it was going to work until you fucking showed up..." Stella said, still exhausted from the electric torture.
"And it looks like torture isn't so fun when you're on the other hand, huh?" Bryan said, "I've been monitoring you for quite some time now, princess. You get off of hurting others for your selfish needs because deep down, you're just a shallow bitch who will never amount to anything. You don't have the intelligence and care that Stolas has, and you rely on others to do your dirty work. Even your own brother hates you..."
"HE DOES NOT HATE ME!!!" Stella screamed, but Bryan slapped her.
"Yes he does," he sternly said, "And after this, I think it's time you got a taste of your own medicine..."
Bryan walked up to the switch, ready to turn it on yet again, and Stella knew what it meant.
"NO!!! DON'T!!!" Stella screamed hysterically, "I'M SORRY, OKAY?!?! I'M SORRY FOR EVERYTHING!!! I'M SORRY FOR HURTING STOLAS, I'M SORRY FOR BEING A BURDEN ON MY OWN FAMILY, AND I'M SORRY FOR BEING A FUCKING SHITTY PERSON TO EVERYONE I'VE MET!!! PLEASE BELIEVE ME!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!!"
Stella then broke down crying. In that moment, she regretted ever being terrible. She wished she could reverse all the pain and suffering she caused on Stolas and others. She wished she could be a better wife, a better mother, and a better person. She didn't deserve this. She didn't deserve any of this.
"I believe you..." Bryan said. Stella smiled. Perhaps he was going to show some mercy?
"But it won't save you..."
Her smiled crashed down in a frown.
And she screamed when the electricity shot back into her body.
And she continued to scream when Bryan left the room, leaving Stella to die alone in the most painful electric torture session ever.
Chapter 29: Calypso
Notes:
Requested by Isaiah
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"STELLA, STOP! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING, MATE?!"
Everyone turned around and were in shock to find an Australian Shepard glaring at them.
"Excuse me, but who the fuck are you? And how did you get in here?!" Stella interrogated.
"None of your business where I came from!" Calypso yelled, "My name is Calypso, and I got word from Australian leakers that you were going to have your husband tortured! I mean, why do you hate him so much?!"
"IT'S BECAUSE STOLAS IS A CHEATER, A WEAK LOSER, AND A PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A MAN ALL AROUND!!!" Stella screamed, frustrated that this Australian dog was trying to take control of the situation, "NOW I SUGGEST YOU LEAVE AND LET US CONTINUE OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP PLAYTHING WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!"
"NEVER!!!" Calypso screamed as she charged at the swan princess and tackled her to the ground.
"HOLY SHIT!!! GET OFF OF HER!!!" The watchdog hellhound yelled as he tried to get Calypso off of her, but to no avail. They both fought each other while everyone else watching in horror, not knowing what will happen.
"GIRLS, STOP IT NOW!!! STELLA, JUST LET ME GO!!! IT'S NOT WORTH IT!!!" Stolas tried to plead, but it was no use. Stella soon got the upperhand and started to punch Calypso.
"OW! STOP!" Calypso yelped as she continued to get beat up by Stella.
"NO! FUCK YOU, BITCH!" Stella yelled as she threw one huge punch at Calypso. Soon, the three hellhounds restrained her and placed another blessed cuff on her before placing her on the wall.
"Let me go!" Calypso demanded as she tried to fight off her cuffs.
"No! Since you wanted to try and stop me, you now have to watch us continue this torture session, you stupid old Australian! And if you continue to resist, then we will throw you in there as well! Do I make myself clear?"
Calypso sighed in defeat. She thought that she could save Stolas, but it turned out she was no match for a swan demoness. Stella then turned and glared at Stolas.
"Stolas, I am done playing these fucking games..." Stella coldly said, "I will not kill your imp, but anymore mistakes, and I won't hesitate to give the signal. Now are you going to take this torture for once?"
"y... yes, mistress..." Stolas whispered, which caused Stella to laugh.
"Wow, you called me mistress! How cute and submissive of you!" Stella cooed, "Now let's not waste anymore time and get this show on the road."
It always seems more quiet in the dark
It always feels so stark
How silence grows under the moon
Constellations gone so soon
Everyone stopped at what was going on. Calypso, in a last ditch effort to save Stolas, began to sung the lullaby "You Will Be Okay", the very song Stolas used to sing to Octavia when she was little and had trouble going to bed.
I used to think that I was bold
I used to think love would be fun
Now all my stories have been told except for one
By that point, the three hellhounds went to sleep, letting Calypso's soothing singing voice calm their nerves.
"NO! STOP SINGING! YOU PUT MY DOGS TO SLEEP!" Stella complained, but it was no use.
As the stars start to align
I hope you take it as a sign
That you'll be okay
Everything will be okay
Unfortunately for Stella, the song was getting to her, as she was starting to get tired.
"No... please stop..." Stella tried to demand, but she ended that sentenced with a yawn.
And if the Seven Rings collapse
Although the day could be my last
You will be okay
When I'm gone you'll be okay
The song was somehow powerful enough to cause Stella to involuntary shut off her phone and then proceed to release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Here... you need to let this song relax you, Stolass..." Stella tiredly said with a smirk.
And when Creation goes to die
You can find me in the sky
Upon the last day
And you will be okay
By the time Calypso finished singing, Stella had went to sleep. Stolas took this time to release Calypso as well.
"Thank you so much for saving me, Calypso," Stolas thanked, "How did you know my lullaby by memory, if I might ask?"
"Because I also use that lullaby to sing to my students when they need to calm down," Calypso explained, "Your lullaby is really popular in Australia as well as the US, Canada, and the UK."
"That's wonderful to hear," Stolas said, "I'm glad that the song I used to help my daughter go to sleep is popular in your world."
"Yeah, but Stolas, why did you call Stella 'mistress' right before you were about to get tortured?
Stolas stopped and looked ashamed, remembering how he called her such. But he decided to be open and tell Calypso about it.
"Because, Calypso, Stella used to make me call her as such in the few moments where we had to have sex," Stolas explained, "I didn't want to, but I had no choice. And at that moment, I said it out of instinct because she was controlling me the same way she would force me whenever we had sex."
"My goodness... I'm so sorry about that, mate," Calypso shared her condolences as she placed a hand on his shoulder, "You should flee to Australia with me. It's far safer, and I can assure you that you will be loved there."
"Thank you for the offer, but I think I'd rather stay here," Stolas said, "Besides, my true lover Blitzo and my daughter Octavia still need me. With that said, though, I will have Stella and her goons teleported to jail for what they tried to do to me."
Stolas then opened up a portal to a jail cell, where the still sleeping four were sucked in and then it closed.
"Okay, Stolas, here's my phone number if you want to contact me in the future," Calypso said as she handed Stolas her business card before leaving. Stolas felt glad that Calypso was a big part in his rescue. Though she initially lost the battle, she ultimately made a comeback with her singing.
"Now I need to focus on preparing for the full moon," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 30: Valentino
Notes:
Warning: This chapter contains a graphic rape scene and the aftermath. If you're not in the right mind space to read such content, then I recommend skipping this one altogether.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"START WHAT?! YOUR MOM?!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at who was standing there. There was the infamous moth pimp Valentino, and he looked pissed.
"Val, uh... what are you do-" Stella was interrupted when Valentino slapped her across the face so hard, she fell. He then grabbed the phone and smashed it.
"HEY!!! DON'T YOU DARE HURT PRINCESS STELLA!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged at the moth. However, the moth dodged the charge, and he proceeded to use pink chains to restrain them.
"LET US GO!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound demanded, but Valentino used the chains to hang them up on the ceiling. He, plus Stolas and Stella watched in horror as all three hellhounds slowly chocked to death via hanging by chains, powerless to stop it.
"LET THEM GO!!! PLEASE!!!" Stella begged, but the moth pimp held her down and forced her to watched the hellhounds die from asphyxiation. Once the last hellhound died, Valentino freed Stolas from the cuffs.
"Get out of here while I deal with your crazy wife!" Valentino demanded.
"Okay, but please don't kill her!" Stolas begged before leaving. Once Stolas was out of the room, Valentino forced Stella onto the bed and had her chained up on all fours on the bedpost.
"Val, w- why are you doing this...?" Stella asked, shaking and terrified.
"Of all my years of knowing you, Stella, I never thought you would stoop as low as to have your husband be tortured at the hands of those pathetic excuses of hellhounds..." Valentino sneered as he got uncomfortably close to Stella.
"I'll do whatever you want... please don't hurt me..." Stella cried as tears started coming out. Valentino then used his claws to shred off her dress and eventually her panties and bra. "NO!!! DON'T DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO!!!"
"No... you wanna hurt others... I think it's time you learn how it feels to be hurt..." Valentino glared as he whipped out his cock. Without warning, Valentino forced his penis right into Stella, causing her pussy to bleed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! IT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!! PULL OUT, PLEASE, FUCKING PULL OUT!!!" Stella screamed, but it was no use. Valentino then violently thrusted in and out of Stella while occasionally slapping her.
"You like this, bitch?! You like it rough?!" Valentino asked as he continue to violently thrust into her.
"NO!!! YOU'RE GONNA FUCKING DESTROY MY PUSSY!!! PLEASE STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!" Stella bawled like a baby powerless to stop this violent rape.
"You better hold on, bitch, cause I'm cumming!" Valentino warned. Before Stella knew it, so much cum began to spray in her pussy. She screamed as she felt her womb be violently filled by Val's throbbing cock and cum. After almost a minute of cumming inside, Valentino stopped and violently thrusted out of her. Stella was a mess. The once noble swan princess was now injured and raped.
"Let this be a lesson... don't fuck with my associates, or else you will pay..." Valentino coldly sneered with absolute hate before releasing her from the chains and then leaving. When Stolas returned, he gasped and covered his hand at such a sight.
"Stella..." Stolas said before he went up to her and gave her a hug. Stella hugged him back and sobbed on his shoulders. Stolas just simply held her while he shushed her and tried to calm her down. Though Stella had tried to had Stolas hurt just now, she did not deserved to be violated to this extent. After all, everyone should've known by now that Valentino was not the type to be all gentle and loving when it came to sex.
"i- i'm sorry, stolas..." Stella wept, "i- i'm s- sorry for trying to have you tortured..."
"I know, Stella... I know..." Stolas whispered into her ear as he continued to hug her, not caring if his clothes were getting messy from the blood and cum. They stayed like that for a few minutes before they finally broke out of the hug.
"Stella, I need to take you to the bath tub to clean you up and heal your injuries. Can you please try and get up?" Stolas asked. Try as she might, she couldn't get up no matter how hard she tried, so Stolas decided to carry her to the bath tub to carefully clean her. While cleaning, Stolas used various healing spells to remove the bruising on her face and the tear in her vagina. By the time she was done cleaning herself, Stella's physical appearance was fully healed. But her mental state was a whole different story.
"I just don't understand... why would Valentino do that..." Stella said as she began to softly cry.
"Stella, I am so, so sorry that you had to go through that," Stolas began, "What you tried to do to me was wrong, but in no way did you deserve to be treated like this. You are Octavia's mother, and though you aren't into her life as much as I am, I can still tell that you are trying despite what you think of me. I hope you take this as a lesson that when you try and hurt others, you will be hurt back just as hard. That is called karma, and your actions can determine how you are treated as well. Though it could take a while before I can fully forgive you for this, I do wish you improve yourself going forward."
Stella didn't say anything, but got out of the bath tub and dried herself. She then put on a spare dress before leaving the palace without word. Stolas sighed, wishing that none of this had ever happened. He didn't want to victim blame Stella for the rape she had endured, but even he couldn't deny that things would've been very different had she not went through this plan to begin with. He had no idea how Valentino found out about Stella's plan either, and that is something he would have to ask Val later. For now, he needed to get rid of the hellhounds still hanging on the ceiling.
"Pringles!" Stolas called his favorite butler, "Please call some cleaners to dispose of the hellhounds hanging on the ceiling." Pringles looked shocked to see the hellhounds, but didn't question how they got there.
"Yes, your highness," Pringles bowed before going to call up the cleaners.
Chapter 31: Angel Dust and Husk
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"YOU AIN'T STARTIN' SHIT, BITCH!!!"
Everyone turned to the direction at who spoke, and they were in shock at who it was. There stood the adult star Angel Dust, and next to him was the avian cat demon Husk.
"WE OVERHEARD YA THREATEN STOLAS AND MAKE HIM GO THROUGH THIS TORTURE BULLSHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU BITCH?!" Angel Dust screamed.
"You four need to release Stolas right now! This will not happen!" Husk demanded. However, Stella and the hellhounds simply laughed at them.
"Seriously?" Stella laughed, "You think a porn star and some cat freak will stop me? As if! You three take them away so we can continue this!"
However, when the three hellhounds approached them, Husk hissed at them before tackling the chihuahua hellhound and attacking him.
"GET OFF OF SHAY!!!" The Shar Pei screamed as he and the watchdog hellhound tried to get Husk off of him, but then Angel used his multiple hands to grab them and slam them very hard, breaking some of their bones.
"OW!!! MY BACK!!!" The Shar Pai hellhound yelped in pain.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE A GAY SPIDER SLAMMED ME!!!" the watchdog hellhound yelled. Stella, in shock, grabbed her phone.
"FOR HURTING MY HELLHOUNDS, BLITZO WILL NOW BE KILLED!!!" Stella declared. But just then, a feral owl demon grabbed the phone and destroyed it. As it turned out, while Stella was distracted, Angel Dust released Stolas from his handcuffs, and at this point, he was so done.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS!!!" the feral Stolas screamed, "YOU'VE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT TO ME FOR YEARS, AND AT THIS POINT, I AM SO FUCKING DONE BEING YOUR PLAY TOY!!! LEAVE NOW, AND TAKE THOSE DISGUSTING MUTTS WITH YOU!!! NOT UNLESS I SHRED YOUR PATHETIC ASS, WHICH I SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO!!!"
Stella was in complete shock of what Stolas said, but knowing who he was with his feral form, she was not about to try and argue. She quickly grabbed all three of the injured hellhounds and ran off. Once Stella and her goons were gone, Stolas returned to his normal form and looked at the two.
"Thank you so much for your help," Stolas thanked, "I still cannot believe Stella tried to have me tortured like that..."
"Yeah, we saw an alternative fanfic where no one helped you and they tortured you several times, and seeing that rape tag in the story as well, we couldn't take it anymore!" Angel Dust explained.
"Yeah, why you didn't kick her ass on the curb beforehand is beyond us!" Husk added.
"Well, I didn't want to hurt her because whether I like it or not, she is still Via's mother, and I didn't want her to hate me because she found out I killed her or something," Stolas explained.
"That's no excuse!" Husk exclaimed, "As someone who's been controlled and dealt with shitty abuse at the hands of that prick Alastor, I cannot just stand back and watch powerful people allow themselves to be hurt to that extent! Stella deserves all the pain in the world, and I-"
"Husk, stop! You're getting yourself too worked up!" Angel Dust halted, "Stolas, it makes sense as to why you allowed them to do that, even if it would hurt you. You were trying to protect Blitzo, and if anything, what you did was selfless, and that is far more powerful than anything. We will ensure that Stella will never see you again, and we hope that things work well with Blitzo."
With that, they all parted away. Stolas was grateful for what Angel Dust and Husk did to save him. Though he was confused about the fanfic part, he hoped there actually didn't exist an alternative universe where he was hurt.
"Now I'm gonna need to work on sending Stella and her goons a restraining order," Stolas said as he went on the computer to work on it.
Chapter 32: Vox
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
"You, are an idiot! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha ha!"
Stella looked back on her phone, and looked in confusion to see the "You are an idiot!" video play.
"What the hell? What happened to the feed?" Stella said as she tried to get to where she was looking for, but to no avail.
"Really? That's the best you got? You installed a virus on your own phone?" Stolas said as he raised an eyebrow.
"No! I was supposed to show... God damn it, will you help me?" Stella said as she handed the phone to one of the hellhounds.
"Stella, it cannot be shut off unless you factory reset your phone," the Shar Pei hellhound explained.
"NO FAIR!!! IT'S RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" Stella whined as she kicked a table, causing Stolas to glare.
"Stella, I have no time for your games. Leave now, or else I will 'assist' you all in leaving!" Stolas demanded.
"Can I help out too?"
Everyone turned around to see Vox standing.
"Vox? What in the world are you doing here?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, I heard what Stella was going to do, and no way is she going to win this one!" Vox explained, "So I installed the trojan in your phone to render it useless unless you have it factory resetted, and I also sent a fake signal to call off the snipers and relieve them of their duties with no pay. They were pretty pissed at that, but thankfully they left."
"WHAT?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Stella screamed at Vox's face, "YOU KNOW WHAT?! CHANGE OF PLANS!!! WE'RE TORTURING VOX FOR RUINING THIS MOMENT!!!"
All three hellhounds went to charge at Vox, but that turned out to be a terrible idea, as Vox used his electricity to shock them to death.
"VOX, WATCH OUT FOR THE LIGHTS!!!" Stolas yelled, concerned about the lights flickering from the electric shocks.
"YOU'RE MORE CONCERNED ABOUT SOME FUCKING LIGHTS THAN MY FRIENDS?!?! HOW DARE YOU!!!" Stella screamed as she went to slap Stolas in the face. However, she was stopped when Vox shocked her too.
"VOX, NO!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" Stolas screamed in terror as he tried to stop Vox, but to no avail. By the time Vox finally stopped shocking them, all four were dead.
"There! Is that better?" Vox asked. However, Stolas slapped him in the face.
"NO IT'S NOT BETTER YOU FOOL!!!" Stolas screamed, "YES STELLA WANTED TO HAVE ME TORTURED IN A RATHER STUPID WAY, BUT IN NO WAY DID YOU NEEDED TO KILL HER!!! WHAT IS OCTAVIA GOING TO THINK?!?! HUH?!?! WHAT IS SHE GOING TO THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT YOU SHOCKED HER TO DEATH YOU FUCKING TVHEAD?!?!"
By now, Stolas was crying. This isn't how he wanted this night to go. He wished that Vox hadn't went too far with his treatment towards her. Maybe not so much for the hellhounds, but still...
"Sorry, not sorry," Vox unapologetically said, "Have a nice night, prince!"
Vox then left, leaving Stolas to wept on Stella's body.
"I'm sorry, Stella..." Stolas cried, "I wished things didn't end like this..."
Chapter 33: Velvette
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Wow! Get a look at these idiots, everyone!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at what they saw. There stood Velvette, the backbones of the vees, and she was livestreaming the whole ordeal on her phone.
"As you can see, Stella the Swan Whore right here decided it would be a genius idea to have her husband tortured while threatening to kill his imp lover. I mean, why the fuck do you care who he loves? You're divorcing, no?"
"I- IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!" Stella said as she covered her face, embarrassed from being livestreamed and exposed.
"And you three!" Velvette turned to the hellhounds, "Your clothes are so tacky and ridiculous! Like, why do you have to look like ghetto thugs? And your tank top looks so stupid!"
"DON'T YOU TALK ABOUT MY TANK TOP!!! I LIKE TANK TOPS!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he then proceeded to charge at Velvette. But he regretted it immediately when she changed his clothing to a pink tutu. Stolas and even Stella and her other two goons couldn't help but laugh at such a sight.
"DON'T LAUGH AT ME!!! SHE JUST EMASCULATED ME!!!" the watchdog hellhound whimpered. Soon, the other two hellhounds got their clothes changed in other embarrassing girly clothing.
"HEY!!! I DON'T WANNA WEAR THIS STUPID UNICORN SHIRT!!!" The Shar Pei hellhound whined.
"AND I DON'T WANNA WEAR THIS GAY DRESS!!! I LOOK LIKE STOLAS IF HE WAS EVEN MORE OF A FEMBOY!!!" the chihuahua complained.
"I don't care! You doggies run along now!" Velvette pointed to the door, and recorded the hellhounds running away, being completely embarrassed on the stream.
"As funny as that was, I'll admit, you had no business embarrassing them like this!" Stella called out as she grabbed her phone, "Now because of your reckless actions, Stolas's imp will pay the price!"
Haha. You've got it twisted
I'm not the one who needs a new attitude
Maybe you missed it, but I'm that #Bitch and I will do
Nothin' less than what I please (Woo!)
I'm the backbone of the Vees
As Velvette sang, Stella's phone was taken and then destroyed by the power of her singing. The singing also freed Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"You're kidding me, YOU'RE ACTUALLY FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed.
Oops! Did I strike a nerve?
'Cause when I brought out the angel's head
Couldn't help but observe
That your wrinkled face was turning red
And why are you avoidin' war?
That's what the guns you sell are for
Thanks to my bein' respectless
One thing I'm startin' to suspect is
You know why this angel's headless
Do you have a disclosure?
By that point, both Velvette and Stolas were dancing, pissing off Stella with their boldness and abrasive attitude. Though Stolas was a gay man, he couldn't help but feel confident and empowered to be dancing alongside her. And of course, all of this was captured on the live stream.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'M DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!! YOU'VE EMBARRASSED MY NAME ONLINE, AND NOW I'LL NEVER RECOVER!!! GOODBYE, CRUEL WORLD!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head, killing herself.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas cried out as he ran to her body, completely shocked that Stella would take her own life from being embarrassed and ridiculed online.
"Well, that's what she gets for being a bitch!" Velvette shrugged, "Anyway, that's all for now, everyone! Thanks for coming to watch this stream, and I hope some of your screen recorded it! This needs to be preserved at all costs!"
With that, Velvette ended the live stream and left the room, not even acknowledging Stolas. Stolas couldn't help but cry. Yes, Stella tried to torture him just now with her goons, and they deserve to be confronted and stopped. However, he didn't wanted Stella to take her own life out of shame. Just then, Octavia came barging in the room and gasped at the sight of her mother's body.
"MOM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Octavia screamed and cried as she rushed towards her mother's corpse and hugged her tightly, crying hysterically. Stolas couldn't do anything to stop the now weeping owlet. All he could was rub her back as she continued to sob on her mother's shoulders, not caring if the blood was getting on her.
"I'm sorry, my owlet... I'm so sorry that you had to watch it..." Stolas wept as he continued to console his daughter. And as they continued to cry, Stolas was unsure how they were going to recover from such trauma.
Chapter 34: D.H.O.R.K.S.
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a portal was opened, and two agents came in and held everyone at gun point.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!! YOU ALL ARE COMING WITH US!!!" one of the agents said, and soon, everyone was placed in a restraint and taken into the portal.
"HEY!!! LET US GO!!!" Stella screamed.
"YEAH, WE WERE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!!" the watchdog hellhound added, but both agents ignored their complained and placed them in an interrogation room.
"Feeling comfy?" one agent asked, and the Shar Pei hellhound spat at her.
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE US TO THIS FUCKING ROOM!!!" Stella screamed, "DID STOLAS GET YOU GUYS TO STOP US?! CAUSE IF HE DID..."
"Stella, this is literally the first time I've met those people!" Stolas denied.
"Lie! Stolas, remember when you spooked us and took those imps away from us?" one of the agents asked the owl, in which he shook in fear.
"Wait, YOU ACTUALLY DID MET THEM?!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"WOW, STOLASS!!! YOU REALLY WERE TRYING TO EXPOSE ALL OF HELL, WEREN'T YOU?!?!" Stella screamed at her husband.
"Okay, to be fair, most don't believe the word of the demon-obsessed lunatics. They are seen as 'kooks'. Ha! Kooks! Such a silly word!" Stolas joked, but then he stopped with one of the agents slapped him.
"DON'T CALL US KOOKS JERK!!!" the agent yelled before turning to Stella, "AND WHY DID YOU HAD THOSE HELLHOUNDS SURROUNDING HIM WHILE IN HANDCUFFS?!"
"None of your goddamn business!" Stella yelled, and then was shocked. "HEY! DON'T SHOCK ME!"
"SHOCK HER AGAIN, AND WE'RE KILLING EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!!" the watchdog hellhound growled.
"ENOUGH!!! E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!" the agent screamed out of pure insanity, "STELLA, YOU BETTER TELL US RIGHT NOW OR ELSE WE WILL SHOCK ALL OF YOU!!!"
Stella sighed before revealing the truth.
"I was going to have Stolas tortured by the hellhounds for my own amusement, as well as keeping him in check by threatening his imp. And it was going SO WELL before you two came in and ruined everything!" Stella explained. Both agents smirked.
"Wow, Stella! You really are a petty bitch, huh?" one of the agents asked, "I'm sure there are plenty of simps out there who will love you regardless and defend your every action, even though you're clearly in the wrong! In fact, we should call you 'The Baddest Bitch in All of Hell'! You ought to be in the Bad Girls Club!"
"Bad Girls Club, eh?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked, "Man, it's really hot watching all of these women fight."
"I'M RIGHT HERE, IDIOT!!!" Stella screamed.
"Whatever," one of the agents shrugged, "Stolas, since you've been through a lot today, we're letting you go, but we will be keeping your wife and her goons here for experimentation. You better not try and stop us, or else we will expose your secret for good!"
They then played footage of their previous encounter to show that they weren't messing around. Stolas was concerned. He didn't want Stella to be held hostage, but had no choice. If they wanted to keep Hell unexposed, then he had to let them keep them.
"Alright, you can keep her," Stolas reluctantly agreed, "But please ensure that they are taken care of. And allow me and my daughter to occasionally visit her."
"Absolutely, we'll work it out in due time," one of the agents assured, "Bye, Stolas!"
With that, Stolas was transported back to hell. He couldn't believe what had happened. One minute, he was about to be tortured, and the next, they had another run-in with D.H.O.R.K.S. He hoped they follow their word in taking care of Stella and the hellhounds, because despite everything, he still didn't want her to be hurt.
"I better get going. Hopefully I can work out a deal to get them out as soon as possible," Stolas thought to himself as he began to come up with a plan to keep Stella safe.
Chapter 35: Childish Dad
Notes:
Context for who Childish Dad is: https://goanimate.fandom.com/wiki/Childish_Dad_(character)
Chapter Text
It was a beautiful day at Go!Animate City, and the Johnson family were heading to a new restaurant to eat dinner there.
"Alright, gang, we're going to David's Shaky Shack for dinner," Catherine explained.
"Wow! I heard they had good burgers!" Brian said.
"Yeah, and I can't wait to have some milkshakes!" Emma added.
"Now Dave, I ask that you behave while we're here, or else you'll be in trouble," Catherine warned.
"Okay, Catherine. I promise to be on my best behavior," Dave assured. They enter and are then seated.
"Welcome to David's Shaky Shack. I'm Walter, and I am your waiter. What drinks are we starting with?"
"I'll go with water," Catherine said.
"I'll have a strawberry banana milkshake," Brian said.
"I'll go with a tropical milkshake," Emma said.
"I'll go with a Coke," Dave said.
"Alright, I'll get your drinks while you decide on what to eat," Walter said as he went to get the drinks. Once the drinks were passed out, the family was ready to order.
"I'll go with a steak with rice and broccoli," Catherine said.
"I'll have a bacon cheeseburger with fries," Brian said.
"I'll have some salmon with rice," Emma said.
"And I'll have chicken nuggets," Dave said.
"I'm sorry, sir, but chicken nuggets are on the kids menu, and only those 12 and under can order from it," Walter apologetically said, "Please order something else.
"What?! Are you kidding me?!" Dave said in denial, "Why can't I have the chicken nuggets?!"
"Dave, the waiter just said that it's on the kids menu, and anyone 13 and older can't order anything from the kids menu," Catherine explained, "You can order other stuff on the adult menu. There's plenty of options."
"NO!!! THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!" Dave screamed, "THIS IS AMERICA, AND MY GRANDPARENTS DIDN'T SERVE MY COUNTRY AND FOUGHT IN WORLD WAR 2 FOR ME TO NOT BE ABLE TO EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS AT DAVID'S SHAKY SHACK!!! NOW ORDER ME SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Sir, please!" Walter begged, "Just order something else from the adult menu!"
However, Brian and Emma knew what was about to happen. And next thing they knew, Dave began crying while flexing his muscles.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! I WANT CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! LET ME HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Dave screamed and cried.
"Dave, stop it!" Catherine chastised, "You are not getting chicken nuggets and that's final! Now stop throwing a tantrum and pick something from the adult menu!"
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! SIR, JUST ORDER ME CHICKEN NUGGETS!!!" Dave demanded.
"Sir, if I do that, then I'll get fired!" Walter tried to reason, "You see, my son got into a bad accident while playing soccer, and has a broken leg. Because of the medical bills, I had to take this job to earn extra money to help pay for those bills, and if I lose it, then he'll never heal!"
"FUCK YOU, AND FUCK YOUR SON!!!" Dave screamed, showing no consideration for the waiter and his son, "GIVE ME CHICKEN NUGGETS RIGHT NOW OR I WILL NEVER STOP THROWING A TEMPER TANTRUM!!!"
"David William Johnson! That was not very nice!" Catherine berated, "Now apologize to the waiter right now!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M SO FUCKING DONE!!!" Dave screamed before running out of the restaurant crying.
"Ugh, where is he going now?" Catherine grunted, not know where the heck Dave was going.
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, the door was busted down as Dave barged in, screaming and crying.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Dave screamed and cried in his annoying tantrum-throwing voice, leaving all five confused at such an act.
"Um, why is there a muscular man throwing a tantrum like a five-year-old?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Yeah! He should be ashamed of himself!" the chihuahua added.
"Sir, stop throwing a tantrum like a fucking baby and get out of here right now!" Stella demanded, "We're right in the middle of something!"
"NO!!! I WILL NOT STOP BECAUSE ALL OF THESE ENTITLED KARENS AT DAVID'S SHAKY SHACK WILL NOT LET ME ORDER CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! SO THEREFORE, I WILL THROW THIS TEMPER TANTRUM TO SHOW EVERYONE THAT I AM NOT PLAYING!!!"
Dave then cried hysterically and screamed like a madman, destroying everything in the room in the process. All three hellhounds tried to stop him, but they were no match for Dave's excessive muscle flexing and strength. He eventually knocked them all out before continuing to scream.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! THESE ENTITLED MALE DOG KARENS TRIED TO ASSAULT ME, AND THIS SWAN KAREN IS NOT LETTING ME HAVE CHICKEN NUGGETS!!! YOU'RE WORSE THAN CATHERINE!!!" Dave screamed.
"THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR!!!" Stella exclaimed, "BECAUSE OF YOUR CHILDISH ANTICS, BLITZO WILL NOW DIE!!!"
However, before Stella can even get her phone, Dave punches her in the face before smashing her phone.
"FUCK YOU, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Dave screamed as he choked Stella. By now, Stolas was in absolute shock at what he was seeing. This grown man was not only throwing a tantrum over something as petty as chicken nuggets, but he knocked out the hellhounds and was now going to choke Stella to death.
"SIR, PLEASE STOP!!!" Stolas begged, "LET MY WIFE GO AND RELEASE ME FROM THOSE CUFFS, AND I'LL GET YOU AS MANY CHICKEN NUGGETS AS YOU WANT!!! I PROMISE!!!"
Thankfully, it worked, as Dave stopped choking Stella and released Stolas from the handcuffs. Stolas then spawned a plate of chicken nuggets.
"Thank you so much, sir!" Dave said as he ate a piece of chicken nuggets, "What's your name, anyway? I'm Dave."
"I'm Prince Stolas," Stolas greeted.
"YOU!!!" Stella yelled as she got up, still shook from being choked, "THAT IS NO WAY TO TREAT A GOETIAN PRINCESS!!! AND AS FOR YOU, STOLASS, I'M NOT LEAVING UNTIL I HURT YOU SOMEWHAT!!!"
Stella then went to slap Stolas, but was stopped when Dave punched her in the stomach, causing her to throw up.
"LEAVE MY NEW FRIEND ALONE, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Dave yelled, and Stella ran out of the room in fear. Once Stella was gone, Stolas opened up portals to return the hellhounds back to their respective homes.
"Well, Dave, your childish tantrums certainly helped me get out of the torture my wife was about to inflict on me," Stolas commented.
"Yeah, I was mad at Catherine and the entitled male waiter Karen for not letting me get chicken nuggets at David's Shaky Shack, and I ended up taking my frustrations on them," Dave explained, "Well, until Catherine inevitably finds me, can we please watch Barney and Friends to kill time?"
"Of course, Dave!" Stolas agreed, "I figured it would be a nice way to say thanks for saving me."
Stolas then led Dave to the living room and put on Barney and Friends for him to watch while he ate his chicken nuggets. Dave was glad that he got his way for once, while Stolas was just thankful he was spared from a pretty brutal torture session.
"I sure hope we can do more meet ups like this," Dave thought to himself.
Chapter 36: Adrian
Notes:
Basically, Adrian is a little AU Helluva Boss character I created. He is a 13 year old swan boy who is the son of Stella. I'm currently having a plan to make a Helluva Boss AU fanfic about the two, so, I'll see how he reacts to the infamous Selfess torture.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"MOM, STOP!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING?!"
Everyone turned around, and Stella gasped at who she saw. There stood a 13 year old swan boy by the name of Adrian. Yeah, that's right. Stella's own son somehow came out of nowhere and stood in shock and anger at what he was seeing. Stolas was also surprised, because as far as he knew, he didn't had a son.
"Adrian, my little dove..." Stella said, not sure what to feel at this moment, "How did you get in here?"
"DON'T CALL ME YOUR LITTLE DOVE!!!" Adrian screamed, "I OVERHEARD YOU TALKING ABOUT HURTING STOLAS, AND I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT!!! THIS IS SO NOT LIKE YOU!!! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THIS?!?!"
Stella was in absolute shock at what Adrian said. Apparently, he heard everything from before, and was adamant on stopping her. By now, though, the hellhounds were getting impatient, but Stella signaled them to stop while she dealt with her son.
"Adrian, listen to me very carefully," Stella began, "This man has been hurting me for years. He has cheated on me with an imp, embarrassed my name, and is a disgrace to this family! Because of this, I need to serve him some karma for his recklessness. Now please, leave. You don't need to be a witness to this."
"NO, MOM!!! EVEN IF STOLAS HURT YOU, HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO GET BEAT UP!!!" Adrian argued, "I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU LET HIM GO!!!"
"Alright, I've had enough of you, brat!" the watchdog hellhound yelled as he grabbed Adrian by the hand and tried to escort him out. When Adrian used his talons to scratch his arm, the watchdog hellhound punched him in return.
"OW!!!" Adrian screamed. That's when Stella snapped and went into feral mode. No one was allowed to hurt her son.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE PUNCH MY SON!!!" Stella growled as she tore the watchdog hellhound to pieces. The other two hellhounds and Stolas stood in horror at what they were witnessing. Stella may not go into feral mode as much, but when she did, it was a disturbing site. By the time she returned to her normal self, the watchdog hellhound was shredded beyond recognition.
"Um... Stella... a- are you okay...?" the Shar Pei hellhound nervously asked.
"YOU TWO GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed, and both hellhounds ran out of fear of being killed too. Stella then went up to Stolas and freed him from the handcuffs.
"You're lucky my son spared you from this torture," Stella sternly said, "Now I suggest you fuck off as well!"
Stolas nodded before quickly leaving too. Stella then turned back to her son, and her heart broke at what she saw. Adrian was crying, and he had a black eye on his face from the punch.
"Oh, my poor baby..." Stella sympathetically said as she hugged her son, which he accepted. Both cried in tears from what just transpired. Adrian felt hurt, and Stella was beginning to regret trying to do this.
"i- i'm sorry, mom..." Adrian wept.
"No, Adrian, you have nothing to be sorry for..." Stella said as she cried, "He had no right to punch you..."
They both continued to hug each other before Stella got up and carried Adrian to the spell room to use healing spells to heal his black eye. Once Adrian was fully healed, they sat in silence.
"I'm sorry, Adrian," Stella began, "I'm sorry that you had to bear witness to all of that. I was just so mad at Stolas for what he did, and I thought that by having some hellhounds beat him up, then I can finally control him. But now... I just don't want that anymore. It was not the right way to do it, and my reputation would've gone down so bad if I were exposed. You don't have to forgive me Adrian, but I just wanted to let you know that I regret doing this at all."
"Mom, is that man Stolas my dad?" Adrian asked.
"No, Adrian," Stella denied, "He is not your dad. I wanted a son, and I decided to link up with another male swan donor to help me make one. I never told Stolas about this because it was clear he cared more about your half older sister Octavia more, and he didn't want anymore kids. That's why I am so happy whenever I'm with you compared to anything else. In a way, Adrian, you were the only thing that kept me going in this failure of a marriage, and I thank you for that."
Adrian felt glad to hear about how much of an impact he had on his mother's life, especially in helping her during her marriage with Stolas. Stella then helped Adrian up and into the car.
"Say, it's getting late," Stella said, "How about we head back to uncle Andy's palace and have a movie night? That should clear our minds from what happened."
"Yeah, mom, we should put on an action movie! Those are my favorite!" Adrian exclaimed as the car drove off the property.
Chapter 37: Andrew Ditch
Notes:
Context for who Andrew Ditch is (warning for degenerate lolcow shit): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZ1BmnVnfsY
Also, warning that this chapter contains diaper and scat, as well as self harm and attempted suicide
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Suddenly, the door was broken down, and in came a obese balding man by the name of Andrew Ditch, who was carrying his tablet and his teddy bear.
"Stella, I am feeling very depressed because you want to hurt and abuse Stella through your own gain," Andrew used the ACR downloaded on his tablet to speak to Stella, "What you are doing is psychological abuse and you need to be arrested and sued and reported on by Stolas."
"Ugh, seriously?" Stella said in disgust, "I heard about you, and I hate your diaper fetish and pretending to have autism! Now please leave, because we're right in the middle of something, and I don't think you want Blitzo to die because of your own reckless actions, do you?"
"Can you let me express my feelings? I am feeling very depressed because of what you are doing," Andrew explained.
"No one gives a shit, fatass!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed, "Now get out before we make you get out!"
"I DON'T WANT TO BE ABUSED ANYMORE BY YOU CUNTS!!!" Andrew screamed as he handbanged on the wall. By now, everyone was confused on how to get Andy out of here.
"Hold on, let me try something," the chihuahua said as he got a guitar and started to play on it.
"OW, STOP!!! YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!!!" Andrew cried and screamed as he grabbed a pole and started to smash things in the room with it.
"SIR, STOP!!!" Stolas yelled, "YOU'RE MAKING THINGS WORSE!!!"
But Andrew won't stop. He used the pole to smash Stella's phone, causing the Shar Pei hellhound to shove him away.
"OW, YOU'VE ABUSED ME!!!" Andrew cried and screamed as he grabbed his very used diaper and threw it on Stella's face. Unfortunately, her face landed on the very dirty inside of the diaper, and she screamed in terror.
"OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! YOU GOT YOUR SHIT ALL OVER MY FACE!!!" Stella screamed in absolute terror and agony. The three hellhounds wretched and the chihuahua even vomited from the smell. While they were distracted from the disgusting display, Andrew freed Stolas from the cuffs.
"Thank you, sir, even though what you did was pretty disgusting," Stella said in embarrassment.
"OH NO!!! HOW DARE YOU FREE STOLAS!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he punched Andrew in the face.
"OW!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE ABUSED ANYMORE!!!" Andrew cried as he headbanged some more. Stolas at this point was done, and he turned into his feral mode and eviscerated all three hellhounds. By this point, Stella finally got the dirty diaper off of her, but her face was still covered in filth.
"I AM SO DONE WITH YOU, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed, "AND FUCK YOU ANDY FOR THROWING YOUR SHITTY DIAPER IN MY FACE!!!"
"HOW ABOUT I GO GET HIT BY A CAR, ABUSER?!?!" Andrew threatened, and he then ran out the palace and onto the road.
"I WANNA GET HIT!!! HIT ME!!!" Andrew demanded as a car came passing by, but Stolas stopped them.
"Sir, please don't!" Stolas cautioned, "I get that what Stella did was wrong, but you don't need to hurt yourself anymore."
"BUT THEY CALLED ME A FAKE!!!" Andrew whined, "THEY'RE EVEN WORSE THAN MY DAD AND JOE!!!"
"Shhhhhhhhh, it's okay, darling..." Stolas comforted the crying manbaby, "They're not going to hurt me or you anymore. I promise."
Andrew eventually calmed down and hugged Stolas. Stolas then took Andrew in to change into new clothes and help clean up the mess in the room.
"Hey Andrew, if you don't mind me asking, how did you get here exactly?" Stolas asked.
"Well, I saw the Helluva Boss show, and I thought it was really cool," Andrew explained, "But I was able to get recordings of Stella planning her abuse towards you, and being an abuse victim myself, I cannot let that happen. It didn't help that she even sided with Officer Bentley on him arresting me and abusing me because I wanted to use my oil diffusor for coping and relaxing."
Stolas listened with interest. He didn't knew their lives were being recording for humans to watch for entertainment. He also wasn't sure about the oil diffusor incident, but decided not to question it, as Andrew already was a strange man.
"Well, I appreciate your help," Stolas thanked, "But I think that you need to return back to Earth. Hell is too terrible of a place for a man like you. But don't worry, Andrew, as I'll use my connections to help you get the proper help you need."
Stolas then opened a portal and Andrew went in and went back to his home. Once the portal closed, Stolas sighed from all the intense events that happened this evening. But despite the hardships, he was glad that he got out in one piece.
"Now I gotta prepare for Octavia's visit and try to clear my mind from all of the insanity," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 38: Dhar Mann
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Hey Dhar Mann fans!"
Everyone turned around and were surprised to see Dhar Mann standing.
"No way! It's Dhar Mann!" The Shar Pei hellhound recognized.
"OH FUCK NO!!! THIS GUY DOESN'T PAY HIS ACTORS SHIT, AND HIS VIDEOS SUCK!!! NOT TO MENTION HE'S A FRAUD!!!" the watchdog hellhound chastised.
"Excuse me, m'am, but I don't think you should follow through with hurting Stolas. After all, you don't know what somebody's going through," Dhar Mann explained.
"I don't care about your stupid life lessons!" Stella pouted as she crossed her arms, "Now I suggest you leave or else Stolas's imp is dead!"
"Stella, you three, please listen. You see..."
Stolas has been through enough as it is. He grew up much of his life being neglected by his father and not knowing much of his parents. Because of this, he had to be raised by imp butlers. And when he married to you, he was treated horribly and even abused by your own actions. Because of this, the only thing that kept him going was his daughter Octavia and later his true lover Blitzo. But sadly, Stella, you don't see eye to eye with your husband on these issues. If anything, you continue to want to abuse Stolas and even try and have him killed. Because of this, this has all taken a toll on his mental health. Stolas has suffered through depression, anxiety, PTSD, and fear of swans because of your recklessness. I have seen the wat he has interacted with the swan community, and whenever he sees one, he thinks he's seeing you. How crazy is that?
"So you see, Stella, you need to stop, because by hurting Stolas, you are also hurting yourself.
Stella stood in shock, she couldn't believe what Dhar Mann said. Normally, she would laugh and have him eviscerated. But there was something about the way Dhar Mann used his emotional manipulative tactics to sway Stella and her goons.
"Wow, Dhar Mann, I never thought of it like that..." Stella said. She then ordered the hellhounds to release Stolas, which they did.
"Stolas, I am so sorry for treating you so horribly for the past 17 years. Like a wise man once told me, you don't know what somebody's going through."
"Thank you, Stella," Stolas thanked, "but I don't forgive you."
"It's okay if you can't forgive immediately-" Stella was interrupted.
"NO, STELLA!!! THIS IS NOT A BLACK AND WHITE SOLUTION!!!" Stolas yelled, "THE THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO ME ARE BEYOND UNFORGIVABLE, AND NO CHEAP LESSON FROM DHAR MANN NOR SOME HALF-BAKED EXCUSE OF AN APOLOGY WILL CHANGE THAT!!! NOW I SUGGEST YOU ALL GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stella sighed and left alongside the hellhounds. Dhar Mann looked disappointed.
"Stolas, you need to learn to be more forgiving," Dhar Mann tried to reason, "Everyone can change when-"
Dhar Mann was suddenly interrupted when Stolas snapped his fingers and sent Dhar Mann back to Earth, not wanting to hear anymore of Dhar Mann's terrible and lame life lessons.
"I need to take a shower and clear my head..." Stolas sighed as he left the room and went to the bathroom.
Chapter 39: Daniel Larson
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU FUCKING JERKS RIGHT NOW!!!"
Everyone turned around and were in surprise and shock at who it was. There stood Daniel Larson, the most infamous lolcow in recent years.
"NO WAY!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed, "It's Daniel Larson!"
"THAT'S RIGHT YOU FUCKING COCSUCKER!!!" Daniel screamed, "YOU'RE GONNA KILL STOLAS, AND I DEMAND YOU STOP AND LET HIM GO RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stella, however, simply rolled her eyes.
"As if we'd listen to a mentally ill human who likes to bang his head and cause trouble!" Stella pointed, "Now I suggest you leave right now! We're right in the middle of something."
"MAKE ME, BITCH!!! MAKE ME, BITCH!!!" Daniel screamed hysterically as he hit his head several times.
"Alright, that's it, you gotta go!" the watchdog hellhound said as he grabbed Daniel, but he sucker punched him in the nose and knocked him out.
"NO DESS!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed before he and the Shar Pei hellhound ran up to Daniel. However, Daniel dodged their attack and proceeded to beat them up.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! GET OFF OF MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella yelled as she tried to pull Daniel off of them. However, Daniel proceeded to grab the chihuahua's knife and stab Stella. "OW!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!"
"THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME!!! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME!!! THE MOTEL THREATENED TO KILL ME!!!" Daniel continued yelling as he continued to stab Stella, with the hellhound trying and failing to get him off of Stella.
"DANIEL, STOP!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" Stolas begged as he began to cry. Despite what Stella did, he did not want to see her die at the hands of Daniel Larson.
"FUCK YOU, STELLA!!! FUCK YOU!!!" Daniel screamed hysterically as he finished her off with a stab right through her head, killing her.
"STELLA NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" the chihuahua screamed.
"YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, ASSHOLE!!!" the watchdog hellhound raged as he tackled Daniel to the ground.
"STOLAS, TAKE THIS!!!" Daniel exclaimed as he threw the knife at his handcuffs, which were somehow able to unlock them and release Stolas.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! TIME TO PAY!!!" Stolas screamed as he went to feral mode and shredded all three hellhounds. Once all three were dead, Stolas retuned to his normal phone and gasped when he saw Daniel peeing on the corpse of Stella. "DANIEL! Why are you doing this?!"
"Because Stella deserves to die!" Daniel argued, "She tried to hurt you, and I hate that! I've been abused and falsely arrested by so many people, and I've had enough of it all! It's time I take back my life for once!"
"But still, you didn't had to kill her!" Stolas argued back, "Now what is Via going to think when she finds out she no longer has a mother?!"
"SHE HAS BLITZO!!! SHE CAN HAVE BLITZO AS HER MOTHER!!! DON'T MAKE ME FUCKING HURT YOU, STOLAS!!! YOU DESERVE SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!!!" Daniel was going crazy once again, and at this point, Stolas was losing his patience. He used his magic to carry Daniel out of the palace.
"Daniel, I have had enough of your insanity!" Stolas sternly said, "Now get out! You're no longer welcome here!"
Stolas then sent Daniel to a portal back to Earth. Once it closed, he couldn't help but release his emotions as he cried. He didn't expect Daniel Larson to come in and kill Stella, but he deal. While part of him was glad he stopped the torture from happening, at the same time, he didn't had to go that far.
"I don't know how to explain all of this to Via..." Stolas continued to weep, wondering what's going to happen now.
Chapter 40: The Disgusting Accident
Notes:
Warning: This chapter contains scat. Avoid this chapter if that's not your thing.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when she let out a loud fart. All three hellhounds and Stolas were disgusted at such a nasty sound.
"Ew, princess!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"Yeah, what the fuck did you ate?!" the chihuahua hellhound added as he plugged his nose.
"Ugh, sorry guys..." Stella apologetically said, "Now, as I was saying, now we can-"
However, Stella not only let out another loud fart, but this time, she let out a bit more. Stella's facial expressions turned to that of embarrassment and shame as she felt her bowel movement quickly fill up her panties.
"OH MY GOD, STELLA!!!" Stolas screamed as he can smell the shit all the way from here, "IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF TORTURE?!?! SHITTING YOURSELF IN FRONT OF ME?!?!"
"No, Stolass! I swear to Lucifer that I did not expect this!" Stella insisted as by now, plops of shit were falling from the floor. By this point, the chihuahua hellhound vomited from such a disgusting sight.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! STOLAS, WE'RE HURTING YOU NO MATTER WHAT!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed as he went to punch Stolas. However, he stopped when he felt himself beginning to soil his pants.
"OH, NOT YOU TOO, MARCOS!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed. Soon, however, the chihuahua and watchdog felt themselves shit too. And by that point, Stella and the three hellhounds were shitting like crazy.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?!" Stolas screamed, "WHY ARE YOU ALL SOILING YOURSELF LIKE BABIES?!?! THIS IS SO GROSS AND INAPPRORPATE!!! AND YOU ARE ALL EXPECTED TO CLEAN ALL OF THIS SHIT UP!!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOLASS!!!! YOU DID THIS TO US, DID YOU?!?!" Stella accused, "THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE KILLING BLITZO!!!"
However, when Stella picked up her phone, she found that the snipers weren't pointing at Blitzo, but instead looked to be constipated.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING NOW?!?!" Stella demanded.
"Sorry, m'am, but we shat ourselves, and we can't focus on our work!" the sniper said before he shut off the feed. By now, all four thankfully stopped shitting themselves. However, their bottom clothes were all soiled beyond belief, and the room stank very badly.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE DONE!!! WE'RE SO FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT!!! RELEASE HIM NOW!!! WE'RE NEVER DOING THIS AGAIN!!!" Stella screamed, by now struggling not to cry from embarrassment. One of the hellhounds released Stolas and all ran out the room, with shit still pouring out of their clothes and onto the floor.
"GOOD GOD, I'M OPENING THE WINDOW!!!" Stolas yelled in disgust as he opened up windows and turned on the fan to air out the room. He also spawned a gas mask to breathe in the air. While he thankfully wasn't physically hurt, he still had to breathe in the shitty air, with no way to block it.
"Oh my goodness..." Stolas whined when he saw the shit trail the four left behind, "I'm gonna have to try and get all of this cleaned up before Via gets here..."
Fortunately, the janitors of the palace were fast, and the whole area and room were sparkling clean by the time Octavia got here. Problem is, she somehow found out, and was laughing like crazy.
"DAD, YOU WON'T BELIEVE THIS, BUT MOM SHAT HERSELF SO MUCH, SHE RUINED HER PANTIES!!!" Octavia laughed hysterically.
"Via, please don't make fun of her," Stolas gently warned, "While it was certainly humorous, it was clearly an embarrassing thing, and she didn't deserve to have that happen to her."
"Well, why did she had to poop herself, anyway?" Octavia asked.
"Via... it's... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed.
Chapter 41: Chris-chan
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Warning: This contains one use of a trans slur
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"YOU AIN'T STARTING NOTHING, JERK!!!"
Everyone turned to see who called, and couldn't believe what they were seeing. There stood Chris-chan, the original lolcow and Internet legend.
"Chris-chan?! Is that you?!" Stolas said in surprise. He's heard about Chris-chan before, but had no idea she would show up.
"That's right! I'm Christine Weston Chandler, the creator of Sonichu!" Chris-chan said, "And I got word that Stella and her goons are trying to hurt you, and I cannot allow that to happen!"
"Fuck off, you stupid tranny!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed, "I've found out about you. You are a creep who fucked your mom and is an absolute psychopath!"
"I agree with him!" Stella added, "Now get out of here or else we will have Stolas's imp killed because of your reck-"
However, Stella couldn't finish her sentence as Chris-chan pulled out a pepper spray and sprayed all four. They screamed and cried as they felt the burning sensation of the pepper spray.
"OH MY GOD!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU FUCKING PEPPER SPRAYED US!!!" Stella cried as she desperately tried to rub the pepper spray off.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as he ran to the bathroom to wash his eyes out.
"Now do you all promise to release Stolas?" Chris-chan asked.
"NEVER!!!" Stella screamed as she tackled Chris-chan and attacked her. Chris-chan, however, was able to overpower her and began to punch her back.
"YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU'VE NOT ONLY PEPPER SPRAYED US, BUT YOU ALSO BEAT STELLA UP!!! THIS IS WHY NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed before he tackled Chris-chan hard and was about to beat her to no end. But then his arm was grabbed. When he turned, he gasped at who he saw.
"Sorry, Dess, but you will not hurt Christine today!" Sonichu said before knocking Dess out with one punch to the face. Chris-chan got up and proceeded to knock out the remaining three before releasing Stolas.
"My goodness, it feels so honored to have Chris-chan and Sonichu rescue me!" Stolas said excitingly, "I cannot express my gratitude for your bravery."
"Of course, Stolas! You deserve to be happy!" Chris-chan said as she bowed.
"Hope you and Blitzo are happy!" Sonichu added before they both left. Stolas decided to open a portal to take them all back to their respective homes, but he also added in restraining orders to ensure they won't return to the palace. Stolas didn't think Chris-chan would be huge help in rescuing him from this madness, but in a way, he felt glad that the Internet's most infamous lolcow did something good.
"Now that all of this insanity surrounding Stella is out of the way, let me go back to planning the full moon," Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 42: Revolver Ocelot
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
*BANG!*
Stella was suddenly interrupted when she was shot at point-blank in the back of the head, killing her instantly. Who did it was someone no one expected. There stood the infamous Revolver Ocelot.
"HOLY SHIT!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed, "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!"
"Sorry, gang, but I cannot allow you all to continue with this torture," Revolver said in his unusual tone.
"BRO, THAT WAS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as Stolas began to cry, feeling bad for Stella despite what she tried to do to him, "HOW DID YOU EVEN GET IN?!?! WE LOCKED THE DOOR AND EVERYTHING!!!"
"That is none of your business either, 'bro'," Revolver mocked, "Now I suggest you all leave as I take Stolas in."
"MAKE US, YOU STUPID RUSSIAN!!!" the watchdog hellhound raged as he charged at Revolver. However, Revolver pulled out his gun and shot him in the head, killing him. He then swiftly shot the other two dead. Once all three hellhounds were killed, Revolver calmly walked up to Stolas and freed him from the handcuffs.
"W- Why did you had to kill her?!" Stolas cried, "I get what she did was wrong, but she was a mother. Now how is Octavia going to feel when she finds out she has no mother?"
"You need not to worry about her," Revolver assured, "You need to be with me so we can aid Naked Snake."
"Naked Snake? What's that?" Stolas asked.
"I'll explain it to you later. Now take this gun," Revolver said as he handed Stolas a spare gun.
"Sir, you do realize I am a Goetian demon, right?" Stolas rhetorically said, "I don't need no puny gun!"
"Well, Stolas, you need better defenses, or else you will end up being cuffed again," Revolver retorted as he opened a portal to the Metal Gear Solid world, "Now come in. We have a lot to learn."
"Okay, but let's try to get this over with soon. I need to meet my daughter," Stolas said as he entered the portal.
Chapter 43: Leon Kennedy
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"DON'T YOU DARE LAY A FINGER ON HIM!!!"
Everyone turned around and were shocked at who it was. There stood Leon Kennedy, who was holding the four at gun point.
"Excuse me, but put the gun down and get out! We're right in the middle of something!" Stella demanded.
"I'M NOT PUTTING DOWN SHIT!!!" Leon barked, "I was told that you were planning on having your husband Stolas tortured, and I cannot let that happen! I already got enough on my plate to fight zombies and shit, and I will not handle anymore of this shit!"
"Why would you want to save him?" the watchdog hellhound asked, "This guy is a jackass who cheats on his wife with an imp, acts like an entitled Karen-"
"STELLA'S THE KAREN, NOT ME!!!" Stolas yelled, leading to the watchdog hellhound to punch him in the face.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!!" Leon screamed as he shot the watchdog hellhound in the shoulder, causing him to yelp and fall down.
"DESS, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled.
"OW!!! HE JUST SHOT ME!!! SOMEONE PLEASE HELP!!!" Dess whined and cried while struggling to stop the bleeding.
"What about me?! You almost knocked me out you stupid mutt!" Stolas retorted.
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screamed, "YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE A HERO!!!"
Leon wasn't having it. He shot Stella's phone, rendering it useless. When the other two hellhounds charged at Leon, he proceeded to fight them off before shooting them.
"OW!!! MY LEG!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"NO, DON'T SHOOT ME IN THE DICK!!! NOW HOW WILL I GET LAID?!?!" the chihuahua whined.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!! THAT'S IT!!! YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, YOU PUNY HUMAN!!!" Stella screamed as she charged at Leon, but he shot her in the breasts before punching her down. "OW!!! YOU DON'T EVER SHOOT ME IN THE BOOBS!!!"
"Stella, shut it!" Leon warned, "Leave now or else I will finish you off! And I better not catch you all near Stolas again, you hear?!"
All four desperately got up and limped out of the room, shamed and embarrassed from being destroyed by a human. Leon then released Stolas from the cuffs and helped him up.
"Here, let's fix that head of yours. It's bruising from where that watchdog punched you," Leon said as he got Stolas some special ointment to reduce the swelling.
"Thank you sir for your bravery and courage," Stolas thanked, "But how did you get here anyway?"
"You can thank the Umbrella Corporation," Leon stated, "Not only were they responsible for unleashing the T-virus that turns people into zombies, but they also experimented with a portal to enter the Hell realm. I used it to get in."
"Well, that's interesting..." Stolas said. Once his face was healed for the most part, Stolas sent Leon back to his world, but not before giving him a special cure that can be used to return zombies back to their previous form as a way to say thanks. Once Leon was gone, he sighed from what an insane turn of events thing were. Though all four were wounded, they were flesh wounds, and can easily heal, though they certainly won't try and mess with Stolas now after what had happened.
"I better get going now. Today's been a long day," Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 44: The Twerking Issue
Notes:
Warning: Contains nonconsensual sexual dance movements and rape
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Right when Stella said that, however, something unexpected happened. Stella jumped from the couch and began to shake her buttocks, essentially twerking in front of Stolas.
"Ew, Stella! Is that your idea of torture? Make me watch you shake your ass?!" Stolas exclaimed.
"What?! No! Stolas, I swear I am not doing this voluntarily! Something's making me shake my butt!" Stella insisted. However, none of the hellhounds could even focus on Stolas, as they were too busy staring at her shaking behind.
"YOU THREE PERVERTS STOP STARING AT ME!!!" Stella screamed as she tried, but failed to stop twerking, "BEAT UP STOLASS WHILE I TRY AND FIGURE OUT HOW TO STOP!!!"
"Damn, Stella, I didn't knew you could throw it back!" the Shar Pei hellhound said as he slapped her butt.
"HEY!!! I PAY YOU GUYS TO SLAP HIM, NOT ME!!!" Stella exclaimed, but the three ignored her and got closer to touch her butt, "NO!!! DON'T TOUCH ME!!! I DO NOT CONSENT TO ANY OF THIS SHIT!!!"
"Nah, fuck that! You're asking for it!" the chihuahua said as he used his knife to cut off the bottom part of her white dress.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SLICE MY DRESS UP!!! IT COSTS MORE THAN YOUR ENTIRE NET WORTH!!!" Stella warned, but it was no use. Once the bottom part of the dress was completely ripped, Stella's fatass was twerking in its full glory, complete with the Hello Kitty panties she was wearing.
"Holy shit, Stella! Are you seriously wearing Hello Kitty panties right now?!" Stolas laughed and giggled. He had no knowledge that Stella had any Hello Kitty panties at all.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY, STOLASS!!! LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL OF YOU!!!" Stella cried, tears beginning to fall from the embarrassment.
"Sorry, princess, but I can't hold back anymore!" the watchdog hellhound apologized when he pulled out his dick and placed it in between her butt cheeks, effectively having him involuntarily hot dog her butt.
"EW!!! GET YOUR FILTHY DOGGY COCK OFF OF MY ASS!!!" Stella begged, but it was no use. The other two pulled out their cocks and placed them on her shaking butt. Meanwhile, Stolas was staring in shock at what was going on. Was this seriously their idea of torture? To make him watch heterosexual sex? If so, then it was working!
"You know, if you were going to make me watch sex, at least include some gay sex in here," Stolas suggested. But it didn't matter. By that point, Stella's panties were ripped off and all three inserted their dicks in her vagina and anus, all while she was still twerking her ass off.
"NO!!! STOP!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSE TO HURT HIM!!! NOT ME!!!" Stella screamed and cried as she felt the sensation of all of their cocks violating her. Stolas couldn't help but continue to watch in fascination as they all had some intense sex. The chihuahua ended up cumming prematurely, and then walked up to Stolas and released him from his cuffs.
"Come on, bro, you gotta join us in pounding that swan ass!" the chihuahua hellhound tried to lure Stolas in.
"Sure. Let me get a sex toy to make this more interesting," Stolas said. But when he walked out of the room, he vomited on the floor. As a gay man, heterosexual sex repulsed him, and seeing all of that made him sick.
"Fucking hell... and she wonders why I'm divorcing her crazy ass!" Stolas thought to himself. He was hoping that they would stop soon, but by the time Octavia arrived, they were still going strong.
"Hello, Via!" Stolas greeted, "Please don't go in our bedroom."
"Why not, dad? Are you hiding a gift from me?" Octavia teased.
"No, darling, it's just that-" Stolas was interrupted when Octavia ran past him and opened the door. However, she gasped at what she saw. All three hellhounds were ramming Stella like crazy, all while she still twerked.
"OCTAVIA, HELP ME!!!" Stella screamed, "I CAN'T STOP TWERKING, AND THESE IDIOTS WON'T GET OFF OF ME!!!"
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MOM!!! I DON'T KNOW WHO'S THE BIGGER PERVERT!!! YOU OR DAD!!!" Octavia screamed as she ran out the room crying. All Stolas could do was sigh, wondering what he did to deserve such a ridiculous life.
Chapter 45: Nifty
Notes:
Requested by UnKNOWNymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start cleaning?! Sure thing, princess!"
Everyone turned around and were shocked at what they were watching. There was Nifty, the maid of the Hazbin Hotel, and she was cleaning the room, albeit in a crazed way.
"Excuse me!" Stella said, "We're right in the middle of something here, so can you please leave?"
When Nifty turned around, however, she gasped when she saw the three hellhounds, as well as Stolas cuffed to his back.
"HOLY MOLY!!! YOU DOGGIES ARE SO DIRTY!!!" Nifty exclaimed, "And those handcuffs do not look sanitized!"
"I'll have you know I took a shower this morning!" the Shar Pei hellhound defended.
"Yeah, and those cuffs aren't dirty, you fucking weirdo! They're blessed!" the chihuahua hellhound added.
"Okay, pipsqueak, you gotta go," the watchdog said as he walked up to Nifty with the intent to escort her out of the room. However, Nifty screamed before she began to greatly assault the watchdog.
"DESS, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed as he and the chihuahua tried to stop Nifty, but they got assaulted too.
"YOU IDIOTS MAN UP!!! YOU'RE FAR STRONGER THAN HER!!!" Stella yelled at them, but Nifty was far more powerful because of her fast-paced and crazy method of attack. By the time she was done with them, all three hellhounds were injured, yet also clean at the same time.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!!" the chihuahua exclaimed as all three ran out of the room.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU HURT MY HELLHOUNDS AND MADE THEM PATHETIC AND WEAK!!!" Stella screamed at Nifty's face, "THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!"
However, when Stella grabbed her phone, Nifty took it.
"Sorry, princess, but I'm gonna have to do some deep cleaning of your phone before you can continue," Nifty said. Stella tried to snatch it back, but to no avail. Nifty then dumped the phone in a pool of chlorine, short-circuiting it and ruining it.
"HOW DARE YOU!!!" Stella yelled as she slapped Nifty in the face. That was the worst thing she could've done, as Nifty screamed before pulling out a knife the chihuahua hellhound dropped.
"P- Put the knife down... I'm sorry for slapping you, okay? It was a slip in the-" Stella was interrupted when Nifty tackled her and proceeded to stab her repeatedly while screaming "STAB, STAB, STAB!" over and over. Stolas was speechless throughout the whole ordeal, but after this, he couldn't take it anymore.
"NIFTY!!! STOP STABBING MY WIFE!!! GOOD GOD, YOU'RE MAKING A MESS!!!" Stolas begged. Nifty stopped and realized that there was so much blood everywhere. She cleaned up the blood before disposing Stella's now dead body. Once the mess was cleaned, Nifty went up to Stolas to release him from the cuffs.
"Oh my goodness... I never would've imagined a small creature like you would be a big help to stop my torture," Stolas said.
"Well you know what they say: Size doesn't matter!" Nifty joked, causing Stolas to chuckle.
"Say, Nifty, you seem to be an excellent cleaner. How about you start working for me instead? I can assure you the pay here will be far greater than your old job," Stolas offered.
"No thanks. I only came because Charlie wanted me to check up on this place as a favor," Nifty declined. They both exchanged numbers before Nifty left. Stolas was in shock from everything that went down, from the attempted torture to Nifty's intense reign in terror. But in a way, he was glad Nifty got involved before things got out of hand.
"I sure hope Via won't flip out when she realizes that the maid of the Hazbin Hotel killed her mother..." Stolas sighed as he left the room.
Chapter 46: Neyane
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"STELLA, MARCOS, SHAY, AND DESS!!! YOU ALL STOP RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!"
Everyone turned around and could not believe at who stood there. There was Neyane, the AO3 who had a profile picture of Ai Haibara from the 1996 movie Detective Conan. And she was pissed.
"Who are you, and how the fuck do you know our names?!" Marcos asked.
"I am Neyane, the creator of this Helluva Boss fanfic Selfless," Neyane explained, "I made this series as an attempt to write out some simple hurt/comfort as well as some angst. But I did not expect you to go this far, Stella! How could you make Stolas go through this?! Why do you have to be such a bitch?!"
"How I treat Stolass is none of your concern, you French retard!" Stella exclaimed, "Now get out of here and mind your business! Not unless you want Stolas's imp to pay the price for your recklessness!"
"ET SI TU ME FAISAIS?!?!" Neyane screamed in French as she snatched Stella's phone and smashed it.
"HOW DARE YOU SMASH MY PHONE YOU WEEABOO FUCK!!!" Stella screamed at her face, "YOU THREE STOP HER RIGHT NOW!!!"
All three hellhounds charged at Neyane with the attempt to stop her. However, Neyane, being the writer of this fanfic, was not about to let her own creation stop her. She took out a pen and pointed at the three, forcing them to stop.
"Hey! Unpause us right this instant!" Shay demanded.
"YEAH!!! I WANNA HIT SOMEBODY FOR ONCE!!!" Dess added.
However, Neyane ignored them all, and instead wrote them out of the story. This led to Marcos, Shay, and Dess to all disappear and never to be seen again.
"HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE THEM DISAPPEAR!!! THAT'S IT!!! GIVE ME THAT!!!" Stella screamed as she took the pen and wrote for her phone to be repaired, which it did. Stella then grabbed the phone and turned the feed back on.
"SAY GOODBYE TO BLITZY, STOLASS!!!" Stella yelled as she got ready to send the signal. However, Neyane not only wrote the phone out of existence before she got the chance to do so, but she also wrote in a Stolitz scene where Stolas and Blitzo were having BDSM sex. This scene caused Stella to look repulsed, and she ended up throwing up.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! CAN'T I JUST GET MY WAY FOR ONCE?!?!" Stella screamed and cried as she ran out of the room, embarrassed and ashamed that she was humiliated by the creator of the fanfic. While Blitzo and Stolas were still fucking, the other Stolas was still cuffed, feeling flattered upon seeing the sex scene unfold.
"Um, Neyane? Can you please let me out of these restraints?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, I almost forgot!" Neyane said as she wrote the cuffs out of the story, freeing Stolas.
"Thank you. Now if you'll excuse us, I need to join this sexy scene of passionate love..." Stolas said in a flirty manner as he kicked Neyane out of the room. Neyane sighed, as she didn't think the scene would turn Stolas that hard. But then she remembered he was gay, and a pretty sex-craved one at that.
"Dad, I'm home!" Octavia called in, but was surprised to see Neyane standing there, "Wait, who are you? And what's going on in the room?"
"I'm Neyane, Octavia, and as for the room... it's best that you don't find out..." Neyane said nervously.
Chapter 47: Scream of Death
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the first punch can be thrown, Stolas did the unthinkable. He opened his mouth and let out an extremely loud, high-pitched scream. One so loud, that even those in the neighboring rings can hear it. But in the room, the loud scream was powerful enough to shake the whole palace, and all four covered their ears in an attempt to block out the sound. By the time Stolas stopped screaming, all of their ears were bleeding.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE HE DID THAT!!! NOW MY EARS ARE BLEEDING!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed in pain.
"STELLA, KILL HIS IMP FOR NEARLY MAKING US DEAF!!!" the watchdog hellhound begged.
"I'm sorry, guys, but that scream ended up bricking my phone..." Stella sadly said before she glared at Stolas, "AND YOU!!! WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU THINKING SCREAMING LIKE THAT?!?! NOT EVEN I SCREAM THAT LOUD!!!"
"I- I'm sorry, Stella, I- I don't know what got ahold of me..." Stolas said in panic. He literally had no idea how he was able to scream like that. Though he had his powerful moments, none of them included such high-pitched screams. He didn't even felt like screaming anyway, so it was anybody's guess how he could scream like that.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!! YOU THREE!!! GIVE HIM HELL!!!" Stella demanded. But before they could even get ready, Stolas screamed yet again. But this time, it was so much worse. Not only was it somehow even more high-pitched, but the vibrations were even more powerful and extreme in its reverb. With the exception of Stolas, everyone in the room immediately went deaf, and they all felt their organs rupture and bleed from the intense vibrations from the scream. Stolas saw that they were all in pain, and tried to stop his scream, but to no avail. Eventually, all four went limped and proceeded to die from the excessive noise and vibrations. It was also around this time that the blessed handcuffs broke from the sound, freeing him. By the time Stolas finally stopped screaming, the entire room was in shambles from the shaking, and Stella and her hellhounds were dead.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas screamed as he ran to her lifeless body and hugged it, crying on her shoulders. Though she tried to have him tortured, at the same time, he felt as though she didn't deserve a fate as painful as fatal loud exposure. Stolas continued to hug her dead body for another minute before finally letting go. He looked at the damage again before he sighed. Stolas decided to go to the balcony to get some fresh air. But when he went outside, he saw that the entire city was in disarray from the powerful scream.
"Oh shit... how am I going to explain this to the public...?" Stolas thought to himself as he watched a skyscraper collapse.
Chapter 48: Groundhog Day
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful pu
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence. But not only that, but something seemed... different....
“Wait, didn't you say that exact word before?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “And besides, you don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted, but also was a bit confused from his comment.
“Stolas, this is literally the first time I'm telling you this, so I don't know what you're talking about," Stella denied, "Besides, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“Oh no! I've seen this before! You're going to threaten to kill Blitzo if I don't do every stupid you say! Isn't that right?!” Stolas confirmed.
“Wow, Stolas, it's like you read my mind! Also, don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her. But something else was also bothering him. Was this already said? He could've sworn he had been told this before.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas didn't need to be told twice, and he put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic. Stolas also found out that he reacted a lot quicker from that compared to last time. Wait, last time?
“Good job on following orders without needing to be told twice. Now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fea- Okay, now THIS! This, he remembered. Why did this all seem so familiar to him? It felt so new, but at the same time, his body was telling him that he had experienced this before, and warned him that if he continued to follow her every word, then something terrible was going to happen. "Kill her!" his brain demanded, "Don't let them do this to you!"
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
"Stella, I know exactly what's going to happen after this. You are going to say that with these cuffs, I won't make any wanted mistakes. Then, you're going to ask if you are too generous, and I will say thank you," Stolas repeated as though he knew what would happen next. Stella looked at him confusingly.
“Stolas, I don't know why you're acting like this is the second time this has happened, because to be honest with you, I should've done this years ago! Am I right?!”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. He had been through this before. He just knew it. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
Stolas didn't want to say it, but he ended up saying it. “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful pu
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bo-
"STOP!!!"
This was familiar. He remembered now. He was about to be punched by a Shar Pei hellhound. But then things went black, and then he woke up back to where he started. Why were these events continuing to repeat? Was he placed in a coma after the first punch? And therefore, he was stuck in some loop where these events kept on repeating? He didn't want to believe that. He wanted to believe that there was a way to get out of this weird loop.
"Oh, Satan, what should I do..." Stolas thought to himself.
"Kill her."
"No! She's Via's mother!"
"She doesn't deserve to be anyone's mother."
"But what about Andrealphus, huh? What will he think?"
"Fuck him and his arrogance..."
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!” Stolas screamed his ass off, his tone cold and angry. “YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE THESE FUCKERS TORTURE ME!!! YOU HAVE A LIVE FEED OF SNIPERS POINTING ANGELIC RIFLES AT HIM, AND SHOULD I MAKE MISTAKES OR REFUSE TO FOLLOW YOUR EVERY WORD, THEN YOU WILL SIGNAL THEM TO KILL HIM!!! AND THEN YOU WILL FORCE ME TO PUT AWAY MY PHONE AS YOU LEAD ME TO THE BEDROOM WHERE YOU HANDCUFF ME TO ANGELIC RESTRAINTS AND FORCE ME TO THANK YOUR PATHETIC ASS AND THEN THE SHAR PEI WILL PUNCH ME!!! WHY, STELLA?!?! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?!?! DO THE WORLD A FAVOR, AND KILL YOURSELF!!!”
By that point, Stolas collapsed on his knees and cried. He didn't want this to happen a third time. He wanted out of this repeating time of events. He just wanted her to stop her cruelty for once. Stella, on the other hand, was taken aback of Stolas perfectly describing the plan and what was going to happen. How the hell did Stolas found out? And why was he crying and acting so pathetic? But then those thoughts stopped, and then Stella continued, almost as though Stolas didn't blew up on her just now.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witne-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when Stolas punched her straight in the face, causing her to fall back and hit her head hard on the floor.
"OUCH!!! WHAT THE FUCK, STOLASS?!?!" Stella screamed as her head began to bled.
"FUCK YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALL!!!" Stolas screamed in insanity as he went feral mode and proceeded to shred all three hellhounds with zero mercy. It was by far the angriest he had ever been. He was done with the hellhounds, he was done with Stella's abusive nature, and he was done being the bitch of Hell.
He was Stolas.
Stolas of the Ars Goetia.
And he was showing them all why he should not be messed with.
Stolas finally returned to his normal form, his body completely covered in the blood and torn flesh of hellhounds. When he turned around, however, he was in shock. There, Stella stood glaring at him. She held the phone that showed the feed.
"I hope it was worth it, Stolass..."
Then she pressed a button, and immediately, the sniper shot Blitzo in the head, killing him instantly.
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
Stolas didn't say anything. In fact, all he did was stare at them, menacingly. However, none of them caught the sheer terror he emitted from his glare.
“Ah, here you ar-”
*BANG!*
Stella was suddenly interrupted when Stolas pulled out a shotgun and blasted Stella directly in the face, killing her instantly and causing her head to explode from the shotgun blast. All three hellhounds gasped in shock with how fast and swift Stolas pulled out that shotgun. Why would he do such a thing?
"Hey, hey hey hey! Put the gun down and let's talk!" the Shar Pei hellhound nervously said as Stolas turned the gun towards them.
"Yeah, man, we were just here for money, nothing el-"
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
No explanation would save the three hellhounds from the fatal shotgun blasts. Stolas showed no emotions nor said anything during the entire ordeal. He simply just glared at them with a deadly frown. After the last hellhound was killed, Stolas just stood there, observing the damage. He looked... satisfied? But he also remembered what they tried to do to him, what Stella wanted to add in her collection of moments of abuse and terror, and a reminder that he wasn't weak, but a powerful Goetian not to be messed with. He slowly put the gun down, and walked up to Stella's body and knelt down. He gently picked up her body and faced what was left of her bleeding pile of flesh that used to be the face of a beautiful swan.
It always seems more quiet in the dark
It always feels so stark
How silence grows under the moon
Constellations gone so soon
I used to think that I was bold
I used to think love would be fun
Now all my stories have been told except for one
As the stars start to align
I hope you take it as a sign
That you'll be okay
Everything will be okay
And if the Seven Rings collapse
Although the day could be my last
You will be okay
When I'm gone you'll be okay
And when Creation goes to die
You can find me in the sky
Upon the last day
And you will be okay
Stolas then kissed Stella on the chest before he got up and walked away, almost as though nothing happened.
Chapter 49: Chadtronic
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
Chapter Text
LADIES AND FRICKS! Today, we're going to check out a new Helluva Boss fanfic that viewers wanted me to check out. I'm not familiar with the Helluva Boss franchise, so I'm not sure what to expect from this one, but regardless, we're gonna check it out and see what happens.
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
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Okay, so far, this is interesting. I guess what's happening is that Stolas is expecting his daughter to come in, but it's gonna be someone else, is it? Let's see where we go from here.
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Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
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Oh frick! Looks like Stolas's ex wife has arrived! This is going to be juicy! Greg! Fetch me some popcorn! This is going to be crazy!
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“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
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Wait, what?! So... just so we can all understand, Stella wants Stolas to be tortured at the hands of hellhounds? And should he refuse or not listen, then his lover will die?! Oh crap, this is not looking good...
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The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
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You know what? Hold on, I gotta do something real quick...
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He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!"
Everyone turned around and were surprised to see who was standing there. There stood a man with blonde hair, glasses, and a blue shirt. That man was none other than the Youtuber Chadtronic.
"Excuse me, but who are you? And how the hell did you get in?" Stella asked.
"I'm Chadtronic," he greeted, "and I am absolutely appalled at what you fricks are doing! Stella, why would you subject Stolas to this type of torture. And why are these three numbnuts just going along with this crap?! And this dude looks like a peanut!"
"I KNOW DAMN WELL HE DID NOT CALL ME A PEANUT JUST NOW!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound said, offended by Chadtronic's statement, "MY PARENTS DIED FROM A PEANUT OVERDOSE!!!"
"Wait, you can actually die from that?" Stolas asked, "Well it's a good thing I haven't died from imp dick overdose!"
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!! NO ONE ASKED!!!" Stella screamed at her husband before turning to Chadtronic, "Now please leave, and don't you DARE speak word of this to anyone! Not unless you wanna get tortured as well!"
"Alright, jerks, you asked for it!" Chadtronic warned as he pulled out his NES pillow and proceeded to attack the hellhounds with it.
"HEY! STOP THAT!" the chihuahua hellhound pleaded as he got assaulted from the NES pillow.
"LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he tried to tackle Chadtronic, but was knocked out from the NES pillow.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!!! YOU DOGGIES ARE SERIOUSLY GOING TO LET YOURSELF GET FUCKED UP BY A GODDAMN PILLOW?!?!" Stella screamed out of anger and frustration of the three hellhounds being easily assaulted.
"It's not just a regular pillow, it's an NES pillow!" Chadtronic exclaimed.
"THAT DOES IT!!! STOLAS, BECAUSE THIS CHADTRONIC GUY WANTED TO BE A HERO, BLITZO WILL HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE!!!" Stella commanded. Just then, however, Greg took Stella's phone and crushed it, breaking it. "NO!!! NOT MY PHONE!!!"
"That's what you get, you stupid swan!" Chadtronic pointed, "Now I suggest you get out before I assault you with the pillow too!"
Stella simply huffed before leaving, disappointed and angry that the torture session was halted by Chadtronic and his lobster. The three hellhounds also limped out of here, the beating clearly taking a toll on their physical health. Once everyone was gone, Chadtronic released Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Thank you sir for your help," Stolas thanked, "But how did you know I was in danger?"
"Well, I am a Youtuber, and my viewers wanted me to read a fanfic and see my reaction," Chadtronic explained, "But when I saw what Stella was doing, I knew I had to stop those fricks, hence why I teleported here to stop them! And no one has ever stopped a man with a NES pillow!"
Stolas found Chadtronic's explanation to be intriguing. He hadn't heard of his YouTube channel before, but he was now curious.
"That's interesting..." Stolas commented, "When my daughter gets home, I think we should watch some of your YouTube videos. Are they appropriate?"
"Of course!" Chadtronic assured, "I think you guys are going to love the videos, especially if you're into watching some cheesy, cringy stuff from decades ago."
Chadtronic and Greg then said their goodbyes before leaving the world and went back to the mortal world. Stolas was surprised to hear about how Chadtronic was able to read fanfics that perfectly described their issues and moments. But at the same time, he was glad their timing and powerful pillow was able to save him from getting assaulted. Stolas then left the room and went to the living room to turn on YouTube.
"Time to binge some Chadtronic!" Stolas said as he searched up his channel.
Chapter 50: Josuke Higashikata
Notes:
Requested by A Fan
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
However, before Stolas can put away his phone, they heard someone come barging in the palace. They turned around and were in shock at who arrived. There stood Josuke Higashikata, the illegitimate son of Joseph Joestar and Tomoko Higashikata.
"What's this I hear about you trying to torture Stolas and threatening his imp?!" Josuke confronted. However, Stella and her three hellhounds ended up laughing their ass off.
"Seriously?! You think you're gonna threaten me with that bad hairdo?! You look like you got a purple steak on top of your head!" Stella giggled.
"Um, Stella...? I don't think you should be laughing at him..." Stolas said worryingly, seeing that Josuke was getting angry.
"It's not my fault this dude thought placing a purple tongue on top of his head was good fashion!" the Shar Pei hellhound commented, causing the group to laugh even louder.
"NO ONE EVER MAKES FUN OF MY HAIR!!! DORARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARARA!!!" In an instant, Josuke snapped and proceeded to brutally assault and beat up Stella. She screamed and cried as she tried to block the attacks, but to no avail. Josuke concluded the assault with a clean punch to the stomach, sending Stella flying out of the window and eventually out of the ring.
"HOLY SHIT!!! HE JUST BEAT THE FUCK OUT OF STELLA!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed in terror. Even Stolas was scared with what Josuke did. Josuke then glared at the three hellhounds, causing them to nearly shit their pants.
"Woah woah, man! We're sorry for insulting you, alright? Just pl-"
"GRADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
With zero mercy, Josuke proceeded to obliterate all three hellhounds with a powerful laser through his arm, causing all three hellhounds to be completely eviscerated from the blast of the laser. When it finally turned off, all that remained of the hellhounds were ashes, and a giant hole was at the wall from where the laser was shot.
"Seriously, Josuke? Next time, please don't put any holes on the wall!" Stolas scolded, only for Josuke to shrug.
"Next time, they shouldn't have made fun of my hair," Josuke defended before leaving. Stolas just simply sighed. He wasn't really that concerned of Stella, providing Goetians have a surprisingly high survival rate of being blasted out of the ring. However, there was a good chance she won't mess with him anymore now, provided Josuke's threatening presence. Stolas took out his phone and made a call to the wall repairmen.
"Excuse me, but I need one of your workers to come to the palace and repair a wall pronto!" Stolas said before hanging up. While he waited, he decided watching some soap operas on TV would clear his mind from the events prior.
Chapter 51: Beavis and Butt-head
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a portal opens on the ceiling, and two teen boys fall out of it. Those teen boys would be Beavis and Butt-head, the infamous juvenile delinquents from Texas. When they got up, they both were in shock at who they were.
"Woah! Check it out, Beavis! We're in hell!" Butt-head stated.
"Yeah! I was hoping there'd be fire and other cool stuff, but this is alright," Beavis said. All five were confused at how in the world some teens in Texas got in, but Stella was getting annoyed.
"Excuse me, you two, but we're right in the middle of something here," Stella told them, "Can you please leave? I don't care if you two want to explore this place, but I'd greatly appreciate it if you gave us a little bit of privacy."
However, Beavis and Butt-head looked at Stella in awe. They were taken by her beautiful appearance, and they paid no mind to Stolas and the three hellhounds that were standing there, all confused at the events happening right now.
"Hey baby," Butt-head tried to flirt, "You wanna score?"
"Yeah! Maybe it's time we finally scored!" Beavis exclaimed.
"OH HELL NO!" Stella yelled, "I AM NOT HAVING SEX WITH YOU UGLY BRATS! NOW GET OUT BEFORE MY HELLHOUNDS ESCORT YOU OUT!"
Butt-head didn't get the message, and still tried to flirt with Stella. Meanwhile, the chihuahua hellhound went up to Beavis.
"Hey, before you two head out, wanna try this pill?" the chihuahua asked as he handed Beavis some pills, "These will make you feel good!"
"Shay, don't give him that!" the Shar Pei hellhound warned, but it was too late, as Beavis consumed the pills. Meanwhile, Stella was at her wits end with Butt-head and his creepy flirting.
"ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR BRATS!" Stella screamed, "YOU THREE GET THEM OUT NOW!!!"
The watchdog hellhound then went up to Butt-head and grabbed his arm.
"Hey! Get off of me, you butthole! I'm trying to score here!" Butt-head said as he tried to resist the watchdog's grip.
"No! You both already outstayed your welcome!" the watchdog hellhound said as he tried to move Butt-head out of here. Just then, however, Beavis let out a scream before pulling his shirt to his head.
"I AM CORNHOLIO! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" Cornholio exclaimed.
"Oh my goodness, this just keeps getting worse..." Stolas said to himself as he watched Cornholio try to intimidate the four.
"YOU LET ME FRIEND GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Cornholio demanded.
"HOW ABOUT YOU BACK YOUR ASS OFF OR ELSE WE'LL BEAT YOU UP!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound confronted before turning to Shay, "WHY THE FUCK DID YOU GAVE HIM THESE PILLS?!?!"
"I just wanted to help a homie out!" Shay defended. Just then, however, Cornholio proceeded to tackle all three hellhounds with one swift move, causing all three to fall. Cornholio and Butt-head then teamed up to beat up all three hellhounds.
"HEY!!! DON'T BEAT MY DOGS LIKE THAT!!!" Stella yelled as she tried to get them off, but to no avail.
"ARE YOU THREATENING ME?! I NEED TP FOR MY BUNGHOLE!" Cornholio yelled at Stella.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE!!! BECAUSE YOU TWO WANT TO RUIN EVERYTHING, STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE!!!" Stella screamed as she got her phone. However, Butt-head threw a nacho chip at the phone, causing it to fall off Stella's grip and break from the impact.
"No, m'am! We're not leaving until you let us score!" Butt-head demanded.
"YOU'RE NOT HAVING SEX WITH ME!!! AND YOU OWE ME A NEW PHONE!!! NOW COME ON!!! LET'S GO!!!" Stella exclaimed as she and the now injured hellhounds ran out of the room. By the time they left, Beavis returned to his normal self, and Butt-head would release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Well, uh... thanks for freeing me from those cuffs," Stolas thanked.
"No problem, but why were they surrounding you anyway? Were you, like, trying to score or something?" Butt-head asked.
"No, not exactly," Stolas sighed, "My wife was going to have me tortured by those three hellhounds while threatening my true lover Blitzo with death should I refuse to comply or make mistakes. I did not expect any humans to come here of all places. How did you three gain access to the Hell realm anyway?"
"Van Driessen taught us about portals that can take people to other worlds, and me and Butt-head got ahold of one to try and see if we can score for once. You know where we can score some hot chicks?" Beavis asked.
"I think you're referring to the Lust ring," Stolas said, "I think you two will have a better chance at 'scoring' there, but please be careful, as people are known to be scammed there, though it's not as bad as the Greed ring."
Stolas then opened up a portal to the Lust ring.
"Yes! We're finally going to score!" Beavis exclaimed.
"This is gonna be cool..." Butt-head said as he and Beavis entered the portal. Once they were in, Stolas closed the portal and sighed heavily. He didn't expect Stella to try and have him hurt to that extent during the divorce, nor did he expect some teenagers from Texas would rescue him. But regardless, he was thankful for their help, even if they seemed stupid.
"Now I need to go back to preparing for Via's visit like I originally planned..." Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 52: Sam Catania
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
Context for who Sam Catania is: https://www.youtube.com/@crazycatania
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a man suddenly popped up from the window. That man was none other than Sam Catania, a famous painter in Erie, Pennsylvania, who is also known for his unusual commercials.
"Looks like someone needs a makeover!" Sam said before he began to paint on the hellhounds, halting them from hurting Stolas.
"HEY! DON'T PAINT ON MY CLOTHES!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried.
"YEAH! I'M ALLERGIC TO PAINTING!" the chihuahua hellhound claimed as he coughed.
"STELLA HELP!!! WE'RE BEING PAINTED ON!!!" the watchdog hellhound cried out. By the time Sam stopped, all three hellhounds were drenched in various paints, giving them a colorful mess.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! HOW DARE YOU PAINT MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, BLITZO WILL NOW DIE!!!"
However, as Stella pulled out her phone, Sam used a paint gun to drench the phone in paint, ruining it. The paint gun was also used to splatter Stella.
"NO!!! STOP!!! MY DRESS!!!" Stella cried out as her white dress was painted on, ruining its elegant beauty.
"Now you four are ready to continue the torture!" Sam exclaimed.
"NO!!! FUCK THAT!!! WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!!" the Shar Pei hellhould exclaimed as all four ran out of the room, leaving a trail of paint as they ran. Sam then released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"My goodness... I didn't think paint can be used as a useful weapon," Stolas commented.
"Well at Sam Catania Painting, we're always here to help!" Sam said, concluding this bizarre, yet fascinating ad of Sam Catania Painting.
Chapter 53: Kevin and His Boys
Notes:
Requested by Diaperaryanboy. I also tried incorporating a bit of the so-called Stolitz Doctrine that he talks about a lot in comment sections.
The characters can be found in DLDaddy's "Be True to your HEART", which you can read here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/43444179
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, before the first punch can be thrown, the door was busted down by a Ford Excursion. The driver then quickly got out, and everyone gasped at who it was. There stood Kevin, a man in his 50s, and besides him were his three sons Nicky, Sammy, and X. And they were all glaring at Stella and the hellhounds.
"Stella, Marcos, Shay, and Dess!" Kevin commanded in a strict tone, "You four better not lay a finger on Prince Stolas or else you all will have hell to pay!"
"I agree with daddy!" Nicky added, "We won't hesitate to bust your balls and beat you up if you don't stop!"
However, Stella and the three hellhounds ended up laughing.
"Seriously? You think we're gonna let some old man and some pipsqueaks stop us?!" Stella giggled.
"Yeah, there's no way we're gonna let some babies control us!" the watchdog hellhound mocked before he kicked Sammy in the butt, causing him to fall over. Sammy cried upon impact, and Nicky immediately went to hug his little brother. Pissed, Keven ran up to the watchdog and kicked him hard in the nuts, causing him to yelp.
"NO ONE HURTS MY SON!" Kevin yelled. The other two hellhounds tried to stop Kevin, but it turns out that despite his old age, Kevin could still kick ass when necessary. Both Stolas and Stella watched as Kevin beated the ever living hell out of the three hellhounds. X also took the opportunity to taunt them by calling them names.
"Yeah, that's right you mongrel fuckers! Get your ass whooped by daddy Kevin!" X taunted. By the time Kevin was done with the three hellhounds, they were all injured.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ASSAULTED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?!" Stella screamed in Kevin's face, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE YOU AND YOUR BABIES WANTED TO PLAY HERO, BLITZO WILL NOW HAVE TO DIE!!!"
But before Stella could even get to her phone, Kevin tackled her to the ground and held her as the boys released Stolas from the handcuffs and placed them on Stella instead. Kevin then took her phone and broke it.
"NO!!! STOP!!! RELEASE ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!!" Stella demanded.
"No," Kevin coldly said, "Here's what's going to happen: We are all going to go to the living room, where we will discuss your actions and discuss your punishment. Anymore funny business from you or the hellhounds, and we will shoot you. My boys have some pretty powerful guns, which can easily kill someone with a couple of rounds to their torso."
As Kevin said this, all three boys pulled out some AK-47s which were locked and loaded.
"Now, are you all going to be compliant and walk to the living room without issue?" Kevin asked.
"Yes," all three hellhounds said, but Stella didn't say anything.
"Stella, just say yes!" Stolas encouraged.
"NO!!! YOU BETTER MAKE ME, OLD MAN!!!" Stella spat at his face. Kevin practically had to drag Stella to the living room while everyone else walked to the living room, though the hellhounds had a bit more trouble due to their injuries. Once everyone sat down, Kevin began to speak.
"Stella, Marcos, Shay, and Dess, words cannot begin to explain how disappointed I am in you all," Kevin began, "Stella, we have been monitoring you and your family for the past few years, and I am in absolute shock at what you have done to your husband. You have subjected him to abuse and torment, and when he began to move on with an imp that he genuinely loves, you continued to worsen your abused as you tried to have him killed, and now you want to have him tortured by the hands of hellhounds? You are not a lovable person. No one who loves someone would do the things you did. And even after all of this, you are still in an angry state where you want everything to go your way and want the world to revolve around you. If my boys had even just half of your attitude, they would all get the spanking of their lives to say the least..."
"And as for you Marcos, Shay, and Dess, you three are just as bad. You have all willingly agreed to abuse and torture Prince Stolas for Stella's pleasure, and that is wrong. You three had the opportunity to try and talk Stella out of it, but you didn't. Your minds went blank the minute she brought up money, and you threw away whatever morals you had. Do you realize that if you were caught by the Ars Goetia Police, then you three would've been in so much trouble? Stella was using you all as pawns, and the minute things didn't go as plan, she would throw you all under the bus and she would get to go scot free while you three suffered in jail."
When Kevin explained all of this, all three hellhounds looked very shocked and disturbed. Stella promised that she would take good care of them all under the condition that they helped her hurt Stolas during the divorce proceedings. But then to hear that Stella was going to betray them should things go south? Kevin noticed that Shay was particularly looking scared, and decided to mess with him.
"So Shay, you look like you are daydreaming. Are you thinking about how it will feel to have stronger men rape you over and over and make you suck their cocks clean after they are done fucking your ass? Are you looking forward to being their sex slave? Maybe the guards will even fuck you with their huge cocks and make your ass bleed from how hard they pound you. Maybe you will be raped so much that you lose control of your bowels and need to wear diapers because you won't be able to hold in your poop. Is that what you are daydreaming about and getting excited over?"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! DON'T YOU DARE SPEAK TO THEM LIKE THAT!!!" Stella screamed, but shut up once a gun was pointed at her. At that point, Shay peed himself out of fear.
"Wow, look who just peed his shorts. Maybe you should be in a diaper like my little boy is. He needs them because of the car crash he was in. His dad was killed in it. He survived, but a piece of steel damaged his bladder and his nerves, so he can't tell when he has to pee. Maybe you should've thought about all of that before you kicked my boy in the ass, Dess. You only go after those who are weak and defenseless, because in the end, a man in his 50s was able to beat your ass easily. And the fact that you all are being forced to give in to the demands of little boys only makes this even funnier. Stella, you are the real pathetic one. Not your husband. And you three, how you act and if you agree to the punishment I suggest will determine if I have you all killed. Do you understand me?"
Marcos and Dess verbally said yes, but Shay only shook his head.
"BOY, do you understand?" Kevin raised his voice and was right in front of Shay's face. At that point, Stella had enough. She slipped out of her cuffs and sucker punched Kevin in the face.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO FUCK OFF!!" Stella screamed, but then yelled in pain when Nicky fired a shot at Stella.
"NICKY, NO!!! DON'T KILL MY WIFE!!!" Stolas panicked as he tried to run to Stella, but Kevin stopped him.
"Stolas, we are not killing Stella yet," Kevin assured, "This is only a flesh wound. But if Stella slaps me again, then my boys won't hesitate to kill her. Now, X, please cover up her wound, please."
X then used a patch to cover Stella's gash before replacing the blessed handcuffs on her and then Kevin can continue.
"As I was saying, me and my boys are followers of the Stolitz Doctrine. We believe in the shipping between Stolas and Blitzo, and we want them to be together. However, Stella, you are a major obstacle in that shipping, considering all the things you have done to Stolas and those he has loved. Some followers have even expressed wanting you dead, and you should thank your lucky stars we have not done that, even after everything you've done. Do you have anything to say before we discuss your punishment?"
Stella thought for a moment before she spoke.
"I am sorry for trying to have you tortured, Stolas," Stella began, "I have been bossy to him and others and I always want my way or that high way. And yes, I will also admit this now, but I have raped Stolas in our honeymoon. And I am sorry for that... I am sorry for all of it... I am not used to having many friends. Andrealphus has only been my best friend. I guess I felt like I had to act to impress him and others so they would still want to be friends, not unless they find out I am nothing special. Deep down, I feel that I am kind of a wimp, and a poor wife. I’m a failure at being a good wife and a good mother. I failed everyone for my reckless actions and cruel behavior. Kevin, you are right that I the real pathetic one. I just want... I just want to be loved..."
Stella started crying at that point. Stolas leaned in to give Stella a hug, and soon, the three hellhounds hugged Stella too. However, Kevin nor his boys hugged her, and if anything, looked pissed. Once the hugs were broke, Kevin decided now would be a good time to call her out on her shit.
"Stella, thank you. However, you are not the victim here. What you just did was take your bad actions and turn it around so that we feel sorry for you, like you are the one hurt and deserves pity and it’s not your fault that you did the bad acts. It’s called taking the victim stance. You made your choices, and you acted how you acted because you wanted to. No one made you do it. I don’t think you really believe that trying to be abusive or a bitch would impress Andrealphus or any of your fake friends, and considering you all live in Hell, that type of personality is nothing new when it comes to wives here. I am disappointed in how you wanted us to feel sorry for you, instead of you just doing the right thing, and admitting what you did, and accepting you screwed up, without the bullshit excuses. They don’t matter and seem like an after thought to justify why you did it. I honestly think you enjoyed being in charge and the powerful feeling it gave you, especially when you casually admitted to raping your husband at the honeymoon like it was nothing. It is absolutely shameful that you are still doing this, even after everything. If my boys tried pulling this card on me, their punishment would've been so much worse... But enough about all of this. It's time to lay out the punishment."
"Stella, for your years of abuse and hatred towards Stolas, I think you need to be in diapers and be treated as a little girl for at least a year, but it can be extended if you choose to act up. During this time, you will be in diapers 24/7. The toilet is off-limits without permission. You can use it once a day when your diaper is changed, and with permission. However, if you act up or misbehave you can lose potty privileges because babies use their diapers to pee and poop. They also don't ask to be changed unless your diaper is starting to leak or is about to leak. At home, you will only wear your diapers, nothing to hide them. As it gets cold you can were sweat pants, part of the time, or else get into your 1 piece pajamas when at home. Toddlers often spend the cold months in 1 piece pjs all the time. Even when they go out to the movies and stuff. I would suggest that the first weekend you get home, you be forced to poop your diapers for a few days, so you understand how yucky it feels and that will remind you why it's better to be a big girl in a diaper instead of a baby or tantruming toddler. You will also get other items toddlers have, like pacifiers and sippy cups. Bottles if Stolas and Andrealphus thinks it is proper or if you want one, ask for one. If you act up, many companies make twin-size beds that are also a crib for big kids that are like a toddler, and Stolas and Andrealphus might get that to help you behave. I know some parents have converted Bunk Beds into a crib on the bottom bunk for their children. I have seen one that was a crib on both bunks, when needed. Also during this time, you will not be allowed to host any parties, and you will have to attend anger management and learn how to be a better wife and a better mother. You will also have to give up some expensive things and have to be humbled by using cheaper things. I would also suggest working in a part-time job at a fast food restaurant later on in your punishment so you can earn money and learn to appreciate it instead of spending it on stupid shit. Lastly, Octavia will no longer be your daughter, but your big sister, and you will have to do whatever she says and let her take care of you just like Stolas and Andrealphus will take care of you. If she wants to listen to Fuck You Dad, and you want to listen to something else, then I suggest you start enjoying Fuck You Dad, not unless you want her to spank you, as Octavia will also have the authority to punish you if needed."
"As for you Marcos, Shay, and Dess, you all will have a similar punishment to Stella, but different. Instead of it lasting a year, it will go on for at least six months, but it can be extended if you three act up. Like with Stella, you all will wear diapers and be forced to use them, and will all be treated like little pups by your new caregiver Stolas. That's right, Stolas is now going to be your new daddy. Because you three wanted to try and hurt him, instead, he is going to love you like no other and you will be forced to call him 'daddy' and whatnot. Blitzo will also be your daddy, and Octavia will also be your big sister, and you three are also expected to listen to them and behave when they're around. During your punishment, you three will also need to attend anger management along with Stella and also take classes into respecting everyone, royalty included. Charlie has a program in the Hazbin Hotel that you all will need to attend to. And lastly, me and my boys will come in weekly to check your progress on all four of you to ensure the punishment is working and you all are behaving. If I discover that you four are resisting the punishment or are acting up, then I will personally give you all spankings. Note that they will be hard smacks to your bare bottoms, and they hurt me more than it hurts the person I am spanking. This is because I feel as though I have failed you all very much if I have to resort to such measures. Please don't make me spank you, but at the same time, please follow the rules and behave."
"Stella, Marcos, Shay, and Dess, does this punishment sound fair to you all? To anyone in the room, if there are any modifications you want in the punishment, let me know and we can try and work it out."
Everyone was in absolute shock at what Kevin was suggesting. He basically wanted all four of them to go back to being treated like babies and wear diapers that they would be forced to use whenever they need to go. However, this was the final straw for Stella, and she was so done with his ramblings.
"Absolutely FUCKING NOT!!!" Stella protested, "What kind of punishment is this? You want me to regress back to being a baby? And make Stolas and Andrealphus take care of me? Absolutely not! Over my dead fucking body! I'm not accepting this punishment whatsoever, you fucking pedo! Go take your baby boys out of here and LEAVE US THE FUCK ALONE!!!"
Just then, all three boys pointed their guns at Stella. Stolas tried to stop them, but Kevin made Stolas sit back down and warned him not to get up again. He then glared at Stella.
"Stella, listen to me very carefully. You have two options right now: One, you accept your punishment and allow us to treat you like a baby and a little girl so you can learn to be empathetic and compassionate. Or, your second option will be that my boys will execute you right here, right now. Like I said earlier, after everything you've done, you should be amazed we haven't killed you already. But if you refuse to accept your punishment one more fucking time, then we will finally do what Stolas should've done years ago and rid you off the face of Hell. The choice is yours."
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! JUST KILL ME!!! JUST FUCKING KILL ME ALREADY!!! I'M TIRED OF LIVING LIKE THIS!!! I'M TIRED OF DEALING WITH HIM!!! AND I'M SO FUCKING DONE WITH YOU ALL!!! DO EVERYONE A FAVOR AND KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
And with that, all three boys shot Stella numerous times, killing her instantly.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Stolas screamed and cried as he ran towards Stella's now lifeless body and hugged it tightly as he sobbed heavily. He didn't care if Stella deserved it or not. Stella did not had to go out like this. Despite everything she did to him, deep down, he wished that Stella could've been redeemed and moved on with a better life, and one without any pain or trauma. Everyone was silent, and allowed Stolas to mourn over Stella's dead body. After five minutes of this, Kevin gently told Stolas he needed to let go, and he finally did. Cleaners then arrived to dispose of Stella's body. Once Stella's body was gone, Marcos decided to speak.
"Kevin, while Stolas was mourning for the loss of Princess Stella, we talked for a bit, and we figured that the punishment you offered to us sounded fair. You are right in a sense that we are too aggressive and need to learn to control it, as well as respect Stolas and everyone else. Stolas, me, Shay, and Dess all deeply apologize for working with Stella and trying to hurt you. We had no good reason to do it. Can we... can we get a hug from you?"
Stolas nodded and hugged all three hellhounds, who cried.
"I forgive you all," Stolas said, "I'm glad you three are starting to own up to your mistakes and are willing to do this unusual, yet fitting punishment. Now, are you three little pups ready to spend the next six months with me?"
"Yes daddy..." they all said. With the help of Kevin and his boys, all three hellhounds changed into nothing but diapers as they all got pacifiers. Stolas showed them their new rooms, which included their own cribs to sleep in. Since it was night-time, Kevin suggested that they all go to bed, which they did without argument. It was around this time that Octavia arrived, and Kevin explained to her everything that happened, including the death of her mother. Octavia cried as she hugged her father. She felt so sad and depressed that she had to die, but after hearing Kevin's explanation, she understood why it had to be done. Stolas then introduced her to her new little brothers. She was weirded out with the idea, but ultimately decided to go along with it just for the sake of their punishment. Once Octavia headed to her room, Stolas and Kevin spoke by themselves.
"Well, Kevin, you and your sons have certainly been much help," Stolas thanked, "I wished Stella didn't had to go out like that, but I'm glad her hellhounds agreed to the punishment. I sure hope they can learn their lesson from all of this. Would you be alright to exchange phone numbers?"
"Of course, Stolas," Kevin agreed, "We would need to come back weekly anyway to monitor their punishment. You can also have my email as a backup."
Stolas and Kevin exchanged their phone numbers and emails before Kevin and his boys took off in the Excursion, which was amazingly still working after crashing into the room. Stolas was still in shock with everything that just happened. He didn't knew there were followers of a supposed doctrine with him and Blitzo, but he was glad these followers were able to save him from torture and give all four the punishments they deserved, no matter how weird it was.
"Tomorrow, I'm going to need to plan on having the little pups meet Blitzo and his employees..." Stolas thought to himself as he headed for bed.
Chapter 54: Neil Degrasse Tyson
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a comet breaks in through the window and impacts on the floor, causing everyone to collapse on the floor. When they all got up, they were wide-eyed at who was standing. It was none other than Neil Degrasse Tyson, the famous astrophysicist.
"Sorry for the break in, but I heard someone mentioning we can start, and I figured now would be a good time to introduce myself," Neil said.
"No way! It's my favorite astrophysicist from the mortal world!" Stolas exclaimed, "I'm so glad I get to see you, even though I wish it was in better circumstances..."
"OH HELL NO!!! THERE'S NO WAY I'M LETTING THAT DEI HIRE INTERRUPT US!!!" Stella exclaimed, "YOU ARE TO LEAVE IMMEDIATELY!!! WE ARE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, IF YOU COULDN'T TELL!!!"
"I'll leave, but first, let me ask this guy a question," Nei said as he went up to the Shar Pei hellhound, "Let's say theoretically, you threw a punch at Stolas, who's currently handcuffed. What do you think will happen?"
"Uuuuh... he'll fall down?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Incorrect," Neil said before he pulled up Stolas's shirt to reveal some black vest he was wearing, "This right here is a Punch Resistor 3000. It is used by us astrophysicists to resist any alternative changes whenever we study space and its many wonders. To demonstrate how it works, I would like for you to try and punch Stolas."
"A- Are you sure about that?" Stolas worryingly said.
"Trust me, Stolas, you'll see the wonders it can do," Neil assured.
"Well, I was going to punch him right before you came in, so I might as well," the Shar Pei hellhound shrugged before he went to punch Stolas. However, when he did so, his fist stopped upon impact of the vest, and instead turned towards him. Then, with all the force, the fist went straight to hit the Shar Pei hellhound very hard in the face, causing him to be knocked out in an instant.
"WOAH! IT LITERALLY MADE HIM KNOCK HIMSELF OUT!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"That's right! The Punch Resistor 3000 used the electrons in his fist to be relocated from the initial attack onto himself, and needless to say, it was one mighty punch. In our work, the vest can redirect the charges to other directions. Now, are there any other volunteers?"
"Actually, uh... me and Shay just realized that we had a doctor's appointment to go to, and we gotta be there, so see ya!" the watchdog hellhound nervously said before he and Shay ran out of the room, not wanting to get knocked out by the vest.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU USED THAT VEST TO KNOCK OUT ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS AND CAUSE THE OTHER TWO TO RUN AWAY!!!" Stella screamed at Neil's face, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPID EXPERIMENTS, BLITZO WILL NOW HAVE TO DIE!!!"
Just then, however, Neil picked up Stolas and used the vest to touch Stella. Upon doing so, Stella involuntarily felt her arms point at her face and punch her, knocking herself out.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I DIDN'T THINK THAT WOULD HAPPEN!!!" Stolas exclaimed. Neil then turned off her phone and released Stolas from the handcuffs.
"I will say, Stolas, your wife has been quite a pain in the mortal world, and she has recently tried to interrupt out experiments as of late," Neil explained, "After I got word that she was trying to kill you, I decided to try and get my revenge by slipping the vest on you while you were sleeping and modify it so that it will cause her and her goons to knock themselves out when they touch it."
"Well, that's interesting..." Stolas said, not wanting to question why he didn't felt the vest until Neil showed it, "But nonetheless, I greatly appreciate your help."
"No problem, Mr. Stolas. Now if you don't mind me, I gotta transport your wife and the Shar Pei hellhound back to their respective homes," Neil said as he used a teleporter to take Stella and the Shar Pei hellhound back to their respective homes. Afterwards, both Stolas and Neil exchanged numbers before Neil few out of hell with the comet. Stolas was surprised that his favorite astrophysicists from Earth would come in and rescue him, but he was glad he stepped in and used his knowledge of charges and force to stop them in a bizarre, yet creative way before things got out of hand.
"I sure can't wait to tell Via about my run in with Neil!" Stolas exclaimed as he left the room.
Chapter 55: FNAF: Security Breach
Notes:
Requested by 1999FORDTAURUS
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what?! Your butt?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and lo and behold, it was Gregory from the video game Five Nights at Freddy's: Security Breach. Behind him were the animatronics Glamrock Freddy, Glamrock Chica, Roxanne Wolf, Montgomery Gator, and the Daycare Attandent.
"Stella, Gregory just told us that you and your hellhounds were planning to have Stolas tortured while threatening to kill his imp lover Blitzo! Is this true?" Freddy interrogated.
"Yeah, and why does that concern you all?!" Stella confirmed, annoyed that the moment was interrupted, "Now please leave. We're right in the middle of something."
"I don't think so!" Chica retorted, "Back at the Mega Pizzaplex, we do not tolerate any kind of violence. We want everyone to be treated with respect."
"Shove that preachy shit up your ass, bitch!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed before turning to Roxanne, "Come on, Roxanne, we know you. Why not join us in beating this gay owl up and assert your canine supremacy?"
"OH NO! I WILL NOT JOIN YOU LOSERS IN BEATING HIM UP!" Roxanne exclaimed, "As a canine myself, you do not represent our species! I never had a problem with any of my friends being different species. If anything, that makes you all hypocrites because you're willing to work for a swan to beat up an owl! How stupid is that?"
"It doesn't matter, jerk!" the chihuahua argued, "Stolas has been horrible to Stella, and has embarrassed her name and ruined her honor! She doesn't deserve to have her name tarnished! Me and my buddies feel bad for her, and we want her to succeed for once and show Stolas he can't always have his way!"
"THIS IS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!!!" Montgomery screamed, pissed that they couldn't see the hypocrisy in what they were doing. By now, Stella was losing her patience, and pulled out her phone.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU FUCKERS!!!" Stella screamed, "YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE AND LET US DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO, OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP PLAYTHING WILL DIE!!!"
Stella had barely finished her sentence when the Daycare Attendant snatched her phone and picked her up. "HEY! PUT ME DOWN!"
"No, m'am! You're going in timeout until you learn to behave!" the Daycare Attendant said as he placed Stella in a timeout cage so she couldn't get out.
"Hey! Let Stella go!" the Shar Pei hellhound demanded.
"MAKE US!!!" Montgomery screamed as everyone got ready to battle.
"Oh no, this is not going to be good..." Stolas worryingly said as the fight began. The hellhounds pranced on Chica first and tackled her down. Roxanne and Montgomery swooped in the get all three off and punched them. During this time, Gregory snuck up on Stolas and released him from the handcuffs.
"NO!!! DON'T RELEASE HIM!!! OH SATAN, THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED!!!" Stella whined. Freddy then roundhouse kicked the chihuahua before the Daycare Attendant ripped off his shirt.
"HEY!!! STOP FUCKING ME UP!!!" the chihuahua begged as Chica slapped him.
"Maybe you all should've thought of that before jumping me!" Chica retorted. Just then, Stolas turned to his feral mode and proceeded to tear the chihuahua hellhound to shreds, killing him.
"HOLY SHIT!!! HE JUST GOT SHREDDED!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed in terror.
"LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!!" the watchdog hellhound yelled as he and the Shar Pei hellhound ran to the door. However, they were stopped by a night guard named Vanessa, who stopped the two hellhounds before cuffing them.
"You two are under arrest for working with Stella to try and hurt Stolas," Vanessa said as she threw them in a portal to jail.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ALL BARGED IN AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" Stella screamed, "I HAVE A SADISM FETISH, AND I LOVE SEEING STOLAS HURT!!! I JUST WANT HIM TO KNOW THAT HE IS A PATHETIC FUCKING MAN WHO DOESN'T DESERVE SHIT!!!"
However, they all shook their heads in disapproval as Stolas walked up to the cage and released Stella from it. But Stella barely had a chance to celebrate before Stolas slapped her in the face.
"Fuck you, Stella! The fact that you are still doing this shit after you tried to have me assassinated shows that YOU are the real pathetic one here, not me!" Stolas confronted, "Going forward, if you try and pull anything like this again, I will kill you. And I don't care if Via ends up going without a mother for the remainder of her life, because even she won't want anything to do with you once I tell her all the shit you did. Now go home, Stella, and let this be the last time you try and fuck with me..."
Stella knew she was outnumbered with Stolas and the entire Security Breach crew ready to pounce on her. All she could do was sigh in defeat and leave the palace, most likely never going to return again. Once Stella was gone, Stolas turned to the crew.
"Thank you all for your help in freeing me from their torture," Stolas thanked, "As a way to show my gratitude, I will grant you all a special grant to improve the Mega Pizzaplex and assure it continues running for the foreseeable future. I've heard about your recent troubles, and I want to try and help out whenever I can."
"Why, Stolas, that would be great!" Freddy agreed. With the help of Vanessa, they worked out a plan for the grant Stolas gave, and everyone said their goodbyes before leaving. It was also around this time that Octavia arrived.
"Hey dad, mom warned me about some animatronics before coming here. Don't tell me those creepy robots from Loo Loo Land somehow climbed their way in..." Octavia groaned.
"No, Via, they didn't get in!" Stolas assured, "But to make a long story short, the people who work at the Mega Pizzaplex wanted me to help them since business was on a decline, and I figured I'd help them out. We were able to work out a special grant that can help improve the facility."
"That sounds great," Octavia nodded, "Can we go there? I want to see it."
"First thing tomorrow morning, Via," Stolas said. Even though the full moon was close, visiting the Mega Pizzaplex and having Octavia go there for the first time would certainly be a nice change of pace. And if the next full moon goes well, then perhaps Blitzo and his employees can also visit.
"I sure hope things go upward from here..." Stolas thought to himself as he followed his daughter to the living room for movie night.
Chapter 56: Get Ungrounded Trivia
Notes:
Inspired by a video series by Pappy Animate 2012, which you can check out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbhOoLZFe2w
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, a huge portal spawned in the room and sucked everyone in. All five screamed as they were all being transformed into a different world. During this time, Stella's phone was lost, and Stolas's handcuffs were broken off from the pressure. Eventually, all five fell out of the portal and into five different podiums. When they all got up, they were in shock to see a man named Boris standing at the center of the stage.
"Hello everyone, and welcome back to another episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia!" Boris announced, "Today, for the first time, we have five new contestants. Stolas, a prince of the Ars Goetia. Then Stella, the former wife of Stolas who just tried to torture him just now. And finally, the three hellhounds working for Stella: Marcos, Shay, and Dess."
"WHAT THE HELL?! WHY ARE YOU MAKING US GO THROUGH THIS STUPID GAME SHOW?! AND HOW DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT MY PLAN?!" Stella demanded.
"Stella, we're gonna have a wager, okay?" Boris began, "You will get questions, and you have to get them correct. If you guessed right, then you will be ungrounded. But if you guessed wrong, then you will be grounded. If Stolas is the most ungrounded, then the torture must stop. But if Stella or any of the three hellhounds are the most ungrounded, then you can resume the torture."
Everyone nodded their heads, understanding what's at stake here. Stella and her goons were more than ready to win so they can continue where they left off. Stolas, on the other hand, just wanted to win so he can kick them out of their lives for good and move on from Stella and her abusive nature.
"Alright, here's the first question!"
What is the name of Stolas's imp lover?
Right away, Stella buzzed in.
"Is his name Bob?"
"No, Stella, the imp's name is not Bob. You are grounded grounded grounded for 5 years," Boris said, and Stella lost 5 points.
"No fair! I could've sworn that was his name!" Stella humped.
"Stella, it is not his name. Now please don't argue me on this," Boris warned. Stolas then buzzed in.
"His name is Blitzo," Stolas said.
"Yes, Stolas! That is correct! You are ungrounded for 5 years," Boris said, and 5 points were added to Stolas's score.
"Alright, here's the next question."
How old were Stolas and Stella when they married?
Marcos buzzed in.
"Were they 69 years old?" Marcos's answer caused both Shay and Dess to laugh.
"No, Marcos, they were not 69 years old. You are grounded grounded grounded for 10 years," Boris said, and Marcos lost 10 points. Shay then buzzed in.
"I know! They were 420 years old!" Shay exclaimed, causing Marcos and Dess to laugh even louder.
"No, Shay, they were not 420 years old. You are grounded grounded grounded for 10 years," Boris said, and Shay lost 10 points. Stolas then buzzed in.
"Me and Stella were 18 years old when we first married," Stolas answered.
"Correct, Stolas! You and Stella were barely 18 when you first married! You will be ungrounded for 10 years," Boris said, and 10 points were added to Stolas's score.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT! MARCOS, SHAY, WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU MAKE UP SUCH RETARDED ANSWERS?!" Stella screamed at the hellhounds.
"I'm sorry, but me and Shay couldn't resist!" Marcos defended.
"Alright, here's the next question."
Is Dess in love with Stella?
Dess buzzed in.
"No, I'm not in love with Stella! What kind of stupid question is that?!" Dess exclaimed.
"No, Dess, that answer is incorrect. You are grounded grounded grounded for 50 years," Boris said, and Dess lost 50 points.
"OH YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!" Dess screamed as he pounded his fist on the podium.
"Dess, do not slam your fists on the podium! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for an additional 100 years," Boris said, and Dess lost 100 points. Stella then buzzed in.
"Well, I guess the answer is he is in love with me?" Stella confusingly stated.
"Correct, Stella! Dess is in love with you! You will be ungrounded for 50 years," Boris said, and 50 points were added to Stella's score.
"Dess, why are you in love with a woman who raped me, abused me, tried to kill me, and is now adamant in having me tortured?" Stolas asked Dess.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FINE!!! I AM IN LOVE WITH STELLA!!! THAT'S WHY I WORKED WITH HER, BECAUSE I WANT TO RIZZ HER UP AND BE MY MOMMY!!! I WANT TO SUCK HER MOMMY MILKERS AND EAT HER ASS LIKE IT'S FUCKING BACON!!!" Dess confessed. Everyone gasped at Dess's shocking confession, and Stella looked like she was about to pass out.
"Oh my Lucifer..." Stella shockingly said as she covered her mouth with her hand, "I can't believe Dess is that much of a simp for me!"
"MOMMY, PLEASE!!! I DON'T CARE IF WE WIN OR NOT!!! LET'S FUCK AFTER THIS SHITSHOW'S OVER!!! PLEASE!!!" Dess begged as he got on his knees.
"Bro, she's not going to fuck you!" Shay said in disgust.
"ENOUGH!" Boris yelled, "Dess, for being creepy, you are grounded grounded grounded for 500 years!" Boris said, and Dess lost 500 points, "Okay, now let's just move on to the next question already!"
What is the overall percent of gay male owls in the owl community?
Stolas buzzed in.
"Of all the owls in the owl community, around 8.9% of them identify as gay," Stolas answered.
"That is correct, Stolas! You even got down to the exact percentage! You will be ungrounded for 100 years," Boris said, and 100 points were added to Stolas's score.
"I HATE THIS FUCKING SHOW!!! YOU KNOW WHAT, STOLASS?!?! TAKE THIS!!!" Stella yelled, and she threw a banana at Stolas's head.
"STELLA!!! DO NOT THROW BANANAS AT ME!!!" Stolas screamed, causing the hellhounds to laugh.
"Stella, we do not throw bananas at other contestants! And Marcos, Shay, and Dess, you three do not laugh at Stolas's misery! Stella, you will be grounded grounded grounded for 1,000 years. And Marcos, Shay, and Dess, you will be grounded grounded grounded for 500 years," Boris said, and all four contestants lost points.
"COME ON, MAN!!! HE DESERVED IT FOR BEING A WEAK PATHETIC ASSHOLE!!! I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN HIM!!!" Dess protested.
"Of course Stella's #1 simp would say that!" Marcos joked.
"SAY THAT TO MY FACE, BOY!!!" Dess growled as he tackled Marcos, and the two proceeded to fight off stage.
"MARCOS, DESS, YOU TWO GET BACK HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed, but it was too late. Both Marcos and Dess left the studio to continue fighting.
"Well, I guess Marcos and Dess are now disqualified for fighting," Boris said, "Now let's move on to the final question, which is worth 1,000,000 points. If you get it right, then you will be ungrounded for 1,000,000 years. But if you get it wrong, then you will be grounded for 1,000,000 years. Now here is the question.
Beat up Stella and Shay to get this question right!
"Wait, WHAT?!?!" Stella shockingly said.
"Oh, uh... hey, Stolas! Remember that thing we tried to do to you just now? Well we're so sorry about that, so how about we make amends now and go our own ways?" Shay nervously said, hoping to try and convince Stolas to not beat them up.
"HELL NO!!! I DO NOT TRUST YOU ALL!!! SINCE YOU ALL WANT TO HURT ME, I'LL HURT YOU TOO!!!" Stolas screamed before he went into feral mode and proceeded to brutally assault Stella and Shay. Both the swan and chihuahua screamed and cried as they tried, but failed to stop Stolas. By the time he stopped, both were severely injured.
"Congratulations, Stolas! You got the question right! This means you will be ungrounded for 1,000,000 years!" Boris congratulated, and 1,000,000 points were awarded to Stolas, "This concludes this episode of Get Ungrounded Trivia. Stolas won the game, and therefore, he won't be tortured anymore. Stella and Shay, meanwhile, now have to go to the hospital for the assault, and who the fuck knows where Marcos and Dess are at right now. Stay tuned for the next episode!"
Once the episode finished airing, Stolas opened up a portal back to hell as paramedics arrived to treat the injuries of Stella and Shay. He sighed, completely shocked at the turn of events, where a trivia show of all things stopped him from being tortured. But in a way, he was glad he won the game, and he hoped Stella and the hellhounds learned not to fuck with him anymore.
"I gotta go prepare for Via's visit. I sure hope she won't watch the episode and see Dess confess to his love for Stella in such an embarrassing way..." Stolas thought to himself.
Chapter 57: The Four Horsemen
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
I'm not all that familiar with Now You See Me in general, so I apologize in advance if the Four Horsemen act out of character.
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, when the Shar Pei hellhound went to punch Stolas, something weird happen. Every time he tried to punch him, his arm kept swinging away from him.
"Come on, you imbecile! Hit him!" Stella demanded.
"I'm trying, but everytime I do, my arm keeps moving away!" the Shar Pei complained. The chihuahua and watchdog hellhounds decided to give it a go to, but their arms kept moving away from Stolas.
"GODDAMNIT!!! WHY THE HELL DID I INVITE YOU FUCKING IDIOTS?!?!" Stella screamed, frustrated at their incompetence.
"Seriously, Stella? You just had to hire hellhounds who don't know how to properly punch? That only proves I was right about you being stupid and dense," Stolas stated, annoyed that the hellhounds still couldn't land a punch.
"YOU BETTER SHUT UP RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR IMP PLAYTHING IS DEAD!!!" Stella yelled as she tried to grab her phone, only to realize that she didn't have it, "FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! WHERE'S MY PHONE?!?!"
"Over here in pieces!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and there stood four magicians known as the Four Horsemen. One of them was using magic to stop the hellhounds from punching Stolas, and another had Stella's phone, but it was sliced in half.
"Who are you people, and what the fuck did you do to my phone?!? Stella demanded.
"We're the Four Horsemen, and we just got word that you and your pups were trying to hurt Stolas, and we can't allow that," Dylan, the leader of the group, said.
"Are you all serious right now?! You're making us look like fucking jokes! Get out of here and let us be! Not unless you wanna get hurt as well!" the watchdog hellhound growled.
"I don't think so!" Henley exclaimed, "Watch this!"
With some magic, Henley was able to help Stolas escape his blessed cuffs, and then Henley would placed said cuffs on Stella.
"HEY! GET ME OUT OF THOSE HANDCUFFS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Stella demanded.
"No can do, missy!" Merritt said as he got a little watch clock and waved it at the three hellhounds, which hypnotized them almost immediately, "Now, listen carefully, you three are idiots who don't know anything about the world. When I snap my fingers, you are all going to waddle away and act foolishly, and the spell cannot be broken unless someone recites the entirely of Hamlet three times with no breaks."
And with a snap of a finger, all of the hellhounds acted stupidly.
"Duuuuuuuuuuh, letz getz out of herez!" the chihuahua said in a simpleton tone.
"Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeez, me no likez dis!" the Shar Pei added as all three waddled out of the room.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JERKS DID THAT!!!" Stella exclaimed, "THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!!!"
However, Stella was forced to stop screaming when Stolas slapped her in the face.
"SHUT UP, BITCH!!!" Stolas yelled, "I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU AND YOUR BULLSHIT!!! THE SECOND THE CUFFS ARE OFF, YOU ARE TO LEAVE MY PALACE AND NEVER RETURN!!! AND IF YOU TRY TO PULL ANOTHER STUNT LIKE THIS AGAIN, THEN I WILL KILL YOU ON THE FUCKING SPOT!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!"
All Stella could do was nod silently. When Stolas released her from the cuffs, she just left without saying a word.
"Thank you all for your bravery and courage to stop them," Stolas thanked, "How did you all get in hell to begin with?"
"Jack was able to use his illusion skills to open up a portal here, and we were hoping to gain a bit of a following in hell," Dylan said, "Since you're a Goetian demon, do you think you can give us a bit of a boost?"
"Certainly!" Stolas agreed, "After all, it's the least I can do to repay you four for your hard work. Are you also open to preform later tonight? My daughter should be arriving home soon, and I think she'll love to see your tricks!"
"That sounds like a plan," Henley nodded.
"Yeah, this will be great!" Daniel exclaimed.
The Four Horsemen then left the room to get prepared for the show they'll perform in the palace later on. Stolas then decided to call up Octavia to let her know in advance about the magic show.
"Via, I hope you're in the mood for magic, because there's some magicians who would love to perform for us!" Stolas excitingly said on the phone.
Chapter 58: Pilot Stella
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"EXCUSE ME! JUST WHAT DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
Everyone turned around to see who said there, and they were surprised at who it was. There looked to be another Goetian with a similar appearance to Stella. However, she had some green and red patterns and wore a green dress.
"Who the fuck are you? Can't you see we're all busy doing something?" Stella annoyingly asked.
"I am Princess Stella, and this is my quarters!" Pilot Stella stated, "You all are to leave, but leave Stolas here. I need to have a word with him."
"YOU DON'T RUN SHIT, LADY!!!" Stella yelled at Pilot Stella's face, "NOW LEAVE OR ELSE I WILL GET MY HELLHOUNDS TO ESCORT YOU OUT OF HERE!!!"
"Oh, these mongrel beasts?" Pilot Stella said with disgust, "You should be ashamed letting them do everything! As a Goetian princess, I can fend for myself, and I don't need to rely on low-life creatures to assist me."
"HOW DARE YOU CALL US MONGRELS! THAT'S IT! WE'RE TAKING YOU OUT OF HERE!" the watchdog hellhound growled as the three hellhounds got up to Pilot Stella. However, Pilot Stella wasn't messing around. When the chihuahua hellhound tried to grab her, she used her talons to slit his throat, killing him instantly.
"SHAY, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he proceeded to tackle Pilot Stella. This lead to her to used a magic blast directly to his face, decapitating him.
"OH FUCK, OH FUCK! I'M SORRY! DON'T KILL ME!" the Shar Pei hellhound begged as he cried, but it was no use. Pilot Stella snapped his neck and killed him. In the mist of all of this, Stolas and especially Stella stood and watched in shocked.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, BLITZO WILL NOW DIE!!!"
However, before Stella could grab her phone, Pilot Stella punched her in the face before stomping her phone until it broke.
"NO! NOT MY PHONE!" Stella cried out.
"I don't care! I have had enough of your weak, pathetic self! Leave right now or else I will kill you just like your mongrel friends!" Pilot Stella threatened. Stella had no choice but to run out of fear, not wanting to die. Pilot Stella then released Stolas from his handcuffs.
"Well, um... thank you, Stella..." Stolas nervously said, not sure what to think of Pilot Stella.
"Stolas, you need to be more careful," Pilot Stolas warned, "I don't know who this other Stella is, but she's an imposter. You should've asserted your dominance next time. Remember who you are..."
Stolas simply nodded. The more he thought of it, the more he realized it would've been easier if he had simply destroyed the phone and kicked their asses on the curbs. He facepalmed himself when he realized how easy it could've been to avoid that situation.
"Hey, don't beat yourself over this," Pilot Stella assured as she placed her hand on his shoulder, "We will get through this. Octavia is coming soon, remember? How about you introduce me to her? I'd love to see how my daughter is doing."
"Sure, that I can manage," Stolas agreed as Pilot Stella went to get ready. Stolas was surprised at this version of Stella, who seemed to be nicer and more chill. Why couldn't he have been married to her instead? But it didn't matter, as the actual Stella was still running away in terror.
"Well, I better get ready for Via's visit to get my mind off Stella's twisted games..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 59: Andrealphus
Notes:
Can't believe I've gone this long without doing Andrealphus
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"STELLA!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at who was standing there. There was Andrealphus, the older brother of Stella. And he was fuming.
"Andrealphus?! What the hell are you doing here?!" Stella asked, completely shocked at Andrealphus's sudden appearance.
"Stella, when I told you that we had other options we can use to hurt Stolas, this isn't what I fucking meant!" Andrealphus scolded, "Do you seriously think having him tortured at the hands of hellhounds is going to accomplish anything?!"
"Oh come on, Andrealphus! You and I both know he deserves it!" Stella argued, "Besides, I think it's high time I take back control of this relationship!"
"Princess Stella is right! Get out of here right now!" the watchdog hellhound tried to intimidate.
"I don't think so!" Andrealphus retorted before he pulled out his phone and played footage of what Stella said to Stolas beforehand.
"Wait, YOU FUCKING RECORDED THAT?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Damn right I did!" Andrealphus confirmed, "Now, you all either release Stolas and leave, or else I'll tip you all off to the Ars Goetia Police so they can finally deal with your crazy asses! And you doggies will especially will have a rough time with them! The police does not like your kind especially!"
"OH HELL NO!!! WE'VE ALREADY GONE THIS FAR!!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO RELEASE HIM!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"YEAH!!! COME ON GUYS!!! LET'S TAKE HIS PHONE AND DELETE THE FOOTAGE!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled, and all three began to charge Andrealphus. However, they did not took in account of his ice powers, which they learned the hard way when Andrealphus froze them all in blocks before causing them to shatter, causing all three hellhounds to die from being shattered in the ice.
"ANDREALPHUS, NO!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO FIND GOOD HELLHOUNDS?!?!" Stella cried, but Andrealphus simply went up to her and slapped her across the face.
"You're so lucky that you're attractive..." Andrealphus coldly said, "Now call off those snipers, release him from those disgusting cuffs, and leave... or else I'm leaking the footage right now..."
All Stella could do was sigh and call off the snipers before releasing Stolas from the handcuffs and leave the room, disappointed that her plan was foiled by her own brother. Stolas, meanwhile, couldn't believe what just happened. His brother-in-law that he hated was suddenly willing to defend him? He wasn't sure how to process this.
"Andrealphus, um... I would like to say... thanks?" Stolas said in an unsure way.
"No need to thank me, Stolas, I just didn't want Stella to try and physically harm you anymore," Andrealphus said, "But that doesn't mean we will be going easy on you in court. We'll still fight to ensure Stella gets a fair deal, but without hurting you anymore. You've been hurt for a thousand lifetimes."
"Well, at least you still have some of that arrogant attitude of yours, Andy..." Stolas glared, causing Andrealphus to scoff. He always hated that nickname.
"Whatever. See you in court," Andrealphus simply stated before leaving. Stolas just covered his face for a moment, still processing everything that just went down. At least the torture was stopped. And even though Andrealphus still hated him, at least he cared enough to stop his younger sister from enacting this atrocious plan.
"Hopefully, the rest of the night can go smoothly once Via shows up," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 60: Pringles
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a stick was thrown at her head, causing her to scream out of pain.
"OW!!! WHO THE FUCK THREW THAT?!" Stella demanded.
"That would be me!"
Everyone turned around and couldn't believe who it was. There stood Pringles, the main family butler. And he was pissed.
"What the FUCK, Pringles?! How dare you throw a stick at me! And how did you get in?!" Stella asked.
"No, Stella! I have just about had it with you and your abuse!" Pringles confronted, "Prince Stolas has always been kind and respectful to us butlers, and meanwhile, you treat us like shit and even sometimes chuck me at him! And now you want to hurt him for your own sadism fetish?!"
"Why the fuck do you care what I do with that pathetic fucking man?! He's always been a wimp, and I just want to see him hurt because I LOVE seeing Stolas hurt, okay?!" Stella defended, "Now get out of here! Not unless you want his imp to be killed because you wanted to be a hero!"
"NEVER!!!" Pringles yelled before he threw more sticks at Stella.
"LEAVE HER THE FUCK ALONE, ASSHOLE!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he tackled Pringles. However, Pringles got the upperhand by using a taser he carried in his pocket and used it to stun the watchdog, knocking him out.
"DESS, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"NO ONE KNOCKS OUT OUR FRIENDS!!!" the chihuahua yelled as they both charged at the imp butler, only to be stopped by more sticks and other objects thrown at them.
"Time for some cleaning!" Pringles exclaimed as he grabbed both of their bodies and used them to sweep the floor.
"HEY! STOP THAT!" the Shar Pei hellhound demanded.
"YEAH! THIS IS SO DISGUSTING!" the chihuahua added. Pringles stopped, but not before he threw them at Stella, causing all three to tumble. While they struggled to get up, Pringles released Stolas from his handcuffs.
"Come on, your majesty! Kick their asses!" Pringles demanded. Stolas agreed, and finished the job by going in feral mode and shredding the remaining two hellhounds, killing them.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! HOW COULD ONE OF OUR BUTLERS DO THIS?!?!" Stella screamed, "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD IT!!! STOLAS, KISS YOUR IMP GOODBYE, BECAUSE HE'S DEAD!!!"
However, when Stella pulled out her phone, she noticed that it was damaged from sticks being thrown at her, as well as being crushed by the weight of the hellhounds thrown at her. Unfortunately for her, it was damaged to a point where it broke. "GODDAMNIT!!!"
"Stella, you have five seconds to leave right now or else you will die like your disgraceful mutts..." Stolas coldly said. Stella panicked and left the room, not wanting to be killed. Stolas then turned to Pringles, "Thank you so much for your bravery, Pringles. As a way to show gratitude, I will give you and all the other butlers a big raise."
"Thank you, your majesty. We would all certainly appreciate more money," Pringles said as he bowed to the prince before leaving. Stolas was glad that his kindness to the butlers had paid off. With Pringles single-handedly stopping Stella and her goons from hurting him, he was glad to have him on the main team in the family's butlers.
"I sure can't wait to tell Via how amazing Pringles was!" Stolas thought to himself as he left the room, excited to recount this bizarre, yet funny tale to his daughter.
Chapter 61: Emily
Notes:
Requested by A Fan.
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Emily was in a good mood today. In the wake of Sir Pentious being redeemed enough to go to Heaven, Emily decided that she was going to pay a visit to Charlie at the Hazbin Hotel to see their secret in getting the sinners redeemed, as well as maybe help her out in getting the hotel improved after having to practically rebuild again from the destruction of the last Extermination. Sera was a bit hesitant at first, but ultimately allowed Emily to go under some conditions.
"Alright, Emily, do you have everything you need? Sera asked.
"Of course, Sera! I even made sure to bring that locator of yours that I can push in case things get bad. But as a seraph, I doubt something bad's gonna happen," Emily assured.
"Well, Emily, you never know what can happen," Sera said with a bit of worry, but eased herself, "Now do you know where the Hazbin Hotel is?"
"Yeah, I got the location programmed to take them straight there!" Emily said as she showed Sera the GPS.
"That's great to hear," Sera said as Emily got in her car, "Stay safe, and be sure to call me every once in a while!"
"Of course, Sera! I love you!" Emily exclaimed as she drove off.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, before the hellhounds could do anything, a car suddenly crashed through the window and stopped when it hit the bed, wrecking the car.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE DRIVING, ASSHOLE!!!" Stella screamed. Emily got out of the car, thankfully uninjured, but was in absolute shock and guilt from the crash.
"Oh, no! Stupid GPS confusing a window for a door!" Emily exclaimed, "I am so sorry, every-"
Emily stopped when she saw all five standing there. Everyone looked at each other in shock. None of the demons, hellhounds especially, had ever met a seraph in real life, and no one was sure what to think.
"Um... what's going on here?" Emily asked.
"Uh... none of your business!" Stella exclaimed, not wanting her secret to be exposed, "Get out of here! As a seraph, I'm sure you have some business to attend to."
Suddenly, Emily gasped when she took a closer look at Stolas.
"Wait, ARE THOSE BLESSED HANDCUFFS?!" Emily exclaimed as she ran up to Stolas.
"No, m'am, those are glowing handcuffs! There's a difference!" the Shar Pei hellhound tried to assure, but Emily wasn't buying it.
"No! Those are blessed handcuffs because I see the serial number! I'm taking these off!" Emily said as she released Stolas from the handcuffs. All demons were shocked and didn't want that to happen, but at the same time, they knew the consequences for trying to fight a seraph. "Now, where did you all get these from?"
"NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS!!!" Stella screeched.
"Well, uh... don't get too mad when I tell you this..." the chihuahua hellhound said with caution, "But long story short, we were going to have Prince Stolas tortured for Stella's own amusement."
"WHAT THE FUCK, SHAY?!?! WHY WOULD YOU TELL HER?!?!" the watchdog hellhound screamed at Shay.
"Dude, she's a seraph! I'm not about to get killed by them! I heard they are ruthless!" Shay defended.
"I cannot believe what I heard!" Emily yelled, "Why would you three work with a Goetian to hurt another Goetian? That is very rude and disrespectful! Think about how Stolas felt when he was going to be hurt because his own wife hates him! You three could be pawns in her twisted schemes and you don't even know it!"
Suddenly, all three hellhounds started to fell guilty as they let her words sink in. Until now, they thought that Stella was going to help them out and ensure they made lots of money so long as they assist in the torture sessions. But to hear that she would discard them once they were done? That hurt.
"Wow... we never thought of it like that..." the Shar Pei hellhound said as all three hellhounds looked down in shame, "We are so sorry for all of this."
"Don't apologize to me! Apologize to him!" Emily said as she pointed at Stolas, who at this point was struggling not to go into feral mode and shred every living thing in the room.
"Stolas, we're so, so sorry for working with Stella to hurt you," Shay said.
"Yeah, please forgive us! We didn't know she would use us as pawns!" the watchdog hellhound added.
"I'll forgive you all, since it's clear you didn't know any better," Stolas reluctantly said before turning to Emily, "What's your name again?"
"Emily," she responded.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM WITNESSING RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella suddenly butt in, "HOW DARE YOU BRAINWASH MY HELLHOUNDS TO TURN AGAINST ME!!! YOU ARE A FUCKING IDIOT FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, AND I HATE YOU!!!"
Stella lost it, and proceeded to slap Emily in the face so hard, she fell on the floor. When the three hellhounds saw that, they gasped before glaring heavily at Stella.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT EMILY!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"THAT'S IT!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!" the watchdog hellhound yelled before all three hellhounds pulled out guns and proceeded to magdump Stella, killing her.
"NO!!! STOP!!! OH MY SATAN!!! WHY DID YOU ALL DO THAT?!?!" Stolas screamed and cried as he ran towards his wife's now lifeless body and cried on her shoulders. As much as he hated Stella and her abusive antics, at the same time, she didn't deserve to die in such a fate. Even Emily was shocked with how intense the killing was.
"Um... I think you three should head out... at least before Stolas snaps..." Emily warned. Realizing that they screwed up killing Via's mother, they all scrambled to leave the room. Once the hellhounds were gone, Emily went up to Stolas and consoled him.
"I'm so sorry for your loss..." Emily whispered to Stolas as he continued to cry. This went on for another minute before Stolas stopped crying and looked up at Emily. "I apologize in advance if this question is a tad bit inappropriate given the current situation, but do you know the direction to the Hazbin Hotel? Cause this is clearly not the hotel."
"Oh, certainly!" Stolas said as he gave Emily the proper directions to the hotel. Once she got them down, they both exchanged numbers before Emily left. Stolas sighed as he looked at the dead body of Stella.
"What am I going to tell Via?" Stolas thought to himself.
Chapter 62: Uolliac
Notes:
Context for who Uolliac is:
https://uolliac.fandom.com/wiki/UolliaC
https://goanimate.fandom.com/wiki/Caillou_tlt_uolliaC
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Just then, however, the door busted open and a GoAnimate figure came in the room dancing and crying. That person was none other than the infamous Uolliac, the alter-ego of Caillou who is stupid and nonsensical.
"I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Uolliac said.
"Um, excuse me, but we're right in the middle of something here, so can you please act stupid elsewhere?" Stella asked.
"Oh my god it's a swan butthole and hellhound poop what is going on can I sniff it why is Stolas standing there like a strayberry strayberry strayberry strayberry sh*tcake aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," As the Uolliac continued to speak illogical and stupid shit, objects in the room began to float around and stretch.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"YEAH!!! WHY IS HE SO FUCKING ANNOYING?!?!" the watchdog hellhound screamed, on his last nerves.
"LISTEN UP, UOLLIAC!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF HERE OR ELSE BLITZO WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RETARDED ACTIONS!!!" Stella threatened as she pulled out her phone. However, Uolliac used GoAnimate Logic to stretch the phone and thicken it, covering half the room.
"JESUS CHRIST, SOMEBODY STOP THAT NUTJOB!!!" the chihuahua hellhound demanded, and all three hellhounds charged at the Uolliac. However, the Uolliac froze them, and instead stretched them and made them dance and cry like him.
"Go poop on Eric and go home into space where crying is illegal WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Uolliac cried as he flung the hellhounds out of the room.
"Oh my goodness... I feel like I'm losing my brain cells..." Stolas complained as all of this stupidity was starting to get to him. Stella, on the other hand, was at her wits end.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!" Stella screamed before she pulled out a gun and shot herself in the head, killing herself.
"STELLA!!! NO!!!" Stolas cried as he was forced to watch his wife go limp from killing herself. By this point, Uolliac came up to Stolas and released him from his handcuffs.
"Go home and go take her swan butthole out of here like a strayberry strayberry strayberry strayberry sh*tcake aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa," Uolliac said before he flew out of the palace. Stolas looked around the room, which was now a mess from all the carnage, and half of it was still covered by Stella's stretched phone.
"Oh no... how am I going to clean all of this up?" Stolas thought to himself as he tried to think of a way to clean all of this up before Octavia arrived.
Chapter 63: Kenny Vu
Notes:
Warning: Contains a racial slur
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"DỪNG LẠI ĐÓ!"
Everyone turned around to see who said it, and they couldn't believe who was standing there. There was Kenny Vu, a.k.a. Lord Vô Thần Nebulah of the infamous black metal band Vothana. And he was welding his signature machete, knife, and of course his Der Stürmer hoodie that was featured in the covers of Action Now, Assured Future and Pestilence.
"What is this I hear about you trying to hurt Stolas for your personal gain? Do you have any dignity left that you want mongrel hellhounds to beat him because you tried to control him, only to realize that without it, you are just another sad whore who is a disgrace to her swanenese race," Kenny called out.
"Oh fuck off, you stupid Jap!" Stella exclaimed, "Why do you care about what I do to Stolass? And besides, I've heard your music, and it's shit!"
"Excuse me?!" Kenny said in shocked, "For one, I am not Japanese, but I am Vietnamese. And second, how dare you insult my music! You all better release Stolas and leave or else I will take drastic measures! You all should be ashamed of yourselves!"
"NO! YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF, YOU STUPID NAZI LARPER!" the watchdog hellhound yelled. The chihuahua then pulled out his phone and showed Ken an authentic rip of one of his privates demos, which was "Cầu Nguyện Cho Cuộc Sống Của Người..."
'You know what? I've just about had it with this munchkin!" the chihuahua exclaimed, "Ken, if you do not leave and let us do what we need to do, then I'm leaking your demo to the public so OOTD can rush in to make a shitty vinyl reissue of it just so the hypebeasts at Reddit and Instagram can flex it like it's fucking FUNKO Pops!"
"Ồ KHÔNG BẠN KHÔNG!" Kenny screamed as he used his machete to stab the chihuahua's phone, ruining it.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR FUCKING GAMES!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged at Ken. However, Ken stabbed him in the heart with his machete, killing him.
"DESS NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL DESS!!! THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, BECAUSE KEN WANTS TO BE A PAIN IN THE ASS, YOUR IMP WILL NOW HAVE TO PAY THE PRICE!!!" Stella said, but when she took out her phone, the live feed was replaced with music of Ātesh.
"Enjoy having that Italian-Persian freak permanently on your phone!" Ken mocked before he pulled out a guitar and proceeded to play the song "Fatherland. Honour. Duty." on it, causing Stella and her remaining goons to fly out of the room.
"THIS ISN'T OVER YOU STUPID JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!" Stella screamed as she and the other two hellhounds were flying out of the room and into the sky. Once they were gone, Ken used his knife to cut the handcuffs, releasing him.
"Thank you, sir..." Stolas nervously said, "But I don't understand. Why do you care so much about me?"
"Stolas, I've been getting into the show Helluva Boss for the past few days thanks to my girlfriend, and seeing Stella and everyone else treat you horribly is unacceptable," Ken explained, "Because of this, I decided to come here to help you and stop that swan whore from hurting you anymore. And besides, I kind of owned one of your friends a favor for helping me get these musical powers to keep the underground black metal scene alive and thriving."
Stolas was surprised to hear that his life was supposedly being recorded and shown to the world in this show named Helluva Boss. He wasn't sure what to think of it, but he at least felt in peace knowing that other people sympathized with him.
"Say, Mr. Ken, you would mind staying here for a bit? That song you played was really good, and since Via is also into metal, I think she would like your music," Stolas offered.
"Certainly. I think she would enjoy my music as well," Ken agreed as he left the room to prepare. Stolas, after making sure Ken was out of the room for good, was able to take the chihuahua's phone and recovered it enough so he can import the mp3 of Cầu Nguyện onto his phone.
"Let's see what this demo has to offer," Stolas said as he left the room and began to play the first song.
Chapter 64: SammyClassicSonicFan
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"WHAT THE FRICK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL!!!"
Everyone turned around and gasped at who was standing there. There was SammyClassicSonicFan, one of the most infamous Sonic fanboys out there.
"OKAY!!! THAT IS IT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAAAAAAAAAAW!" Sammy screamed, "I’VE HAD IT WITH ALL YOU FRICKIN’ ABUSERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN’ HATERS AND ALL YOU FRICKIN STOLAS HATING FRICKS. YOU GUYS ARE THE ONES THAT RUINED STOLITZ FOR EVERYONE! CAN'T YOU SEE THAT? WHAT THE FRICK ARE YOU GUYS DOING!"
Stella and her hellhounds were in absolute shock at Sammy going off at them in his crazed screaming voice. Stella in particular was at a loss of words at what to say to this kid. Stolas, on the other hand, didn't care, just as long as Sammy somehow found a way to free him.
"Jesus Christ, kid, would you SHUT UP?!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed, "What Stella is doing to her husband is none of your concern! Now get out of here and let us be!"
"WHEN WILL YOU LEARN.. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!?" Sammy screamed as he proceeded to roundhouse kick the chihuahua dog, knocking him down on the ground.
"WHAT THE HELL, BRO?!?!" the chihuahua cried out in pain.
"YOU FRICKIN’ FRICKS! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! YOU GUYS HAD TO RUIN IT! WHY!? WHY, WHY!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS!? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS? WHY? WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY?" As Sammy continue to scream like a banshee, he continued to beat and assault the three hellhounds. Stella got up from the couch and tried to stop Sammy, but to no avail. By the time Sammy was done with them, all three hellhounds were in pain.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, KID?!" Stella yelled as she slapped Sammy in the face, "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ASSAULTED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, BLITZO WILL NOW HAVE TO DIE!!!"
"YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!"
"Uh oh..."
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Sammy screamed so loudly, it caused Stella and all three hellhounds to fly out of the room and into the sky, never to be seen again. Stolas was in absolute shock at what he had just witnessed, and he thanked his lucky stars that he hadn't gone deaf from Sammy's intense screaming. Sammy then went up to Stolas and released him from the blessed handcuffs.
"Thank you so much for your bravery, young man," Stolas thanked, "But it looks like Stella scratched you when she slapped you. Let me heal that up for you."
"Yeah, thanks Stolas, it hurts like frick!" Sammy exclaimed. Stolas then used a simply healing power to quickly heal up Sammy before he left without word. Stolas sighed, realizing just how intense and embarrassing the whole situation was for a kid like Sammy to use his crazed screaming powers to stop a Goetian demon and her henchmen. But despite the unusual events that just transpired, he was nonetheless thankful for Sammy's work in stopping the torture session.
"I sure hope Via didn't hear all of that from her uncle's palace..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 65: Sanic
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
But before Stolas can answer that question, something unexpected happened. The door busted down and in came Sanic, a poorly drawn version of Sonic the Hedgehog. At this time, the Sanic theme song blasted at excessively loud volumes.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU RAPING OUR EARS WITH THAT AWFUL MUSIC?!?!" Stella screamed as she and the hellhounds covered their ears. Stolas, on the other hand, didn't seem affected by the music for some reason.
"DUDE, SHUT THAT FUCKING THING DOWN!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed as he tried to attack Sanic, but his attack was ineffective due to him still covering his ears. Sanic didn't say anything, but instead proceeded to devour the Shar Pei hellhound.
"MARCOS, NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed. By this point, Stella was at her wits end.
"ALRIGHT, YOU IDIOT, SINCE YOU WANT TO EAT MY HELLHOUNDS, STOLAS'S IMP PLAYTHING WILL NOW HAVE TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone. However, the feed didn't show the snipers pointing their rifles at Blitzo, but instead showed another Sanic beating them up. "WHAT THE HELL?!?!"
"M'am, help! This blue hedgehog found out and is beating us up while playing that awful music!" one of the snipers yelled, but then Sanic crushed his phone, ending the feed early.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THIS SHIT!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE BEFORE HE KILLS US!!!" Stella screamed as she and the other two hellhounds ran out of the room in fear. Once all three were gone, Sanic released Stolas from the handcuffs before leaving the room, not saying a single thing throughout the whole ordeal. Stolas was in absolute shock at what happened. One minute, Stella was ready to command the hellhounds to beat him up for the introductory torture session. And the next, some poorly drawn blue hedgehog came in and scared them all away with loud music before eating one of the hellhounds.
"...I think I'm gonna call it a night..." Stolas softly whispered as he crawled into bed. However, around this time, Octavia arrived in the room.
"Hey dad, I'm home!" Octavia announced, but saw her father lying in bed, "Dad, why are you in bed?"
"...You don't wanna fucking know..." Stolas said as he covered his head with a pillow, not wanting to tell his owlet the insanity that was the invasion of Sanic.
Chapter 66: Diddy
Notes:
Warning: Contains some misogyny and referenced domestic abuse
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the torture can begin, however, the door was busted down, and in came Diddy, the infamous rapper who is recently being disgraced for allegations of domestic abuse and sexual assault.
"WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, BITCH?! WHY YOU WANNA HURT YOUR OWN HUSBAND?!?!" Diddy confronted.
"Oh no! I am not doing this with you!" Stella pouted as she crossed her arms, "I saw that footage of you beating Cassie at the hotel, and I am absolute appalled that you would beat your own girlfriend like that! And besides, why do you care what I do to Stolass anyway? Get out of here right now, and mind your damn business!"
However, that was the worst thing Stella could've said, as Diddly ran up to her and punched her in the face, knocking her down on the ground. He then began to assault her in a similar manner to the infamous hotel video.
"DIDDY, NO!!! DON'T HURT HER!!!" Stolas pleaded, not wanting Diddy to hurt Via's mother.
"FUCK NO!!! ALL WOMEN ARE VIPERS!!! SHE DESERVES IT AFTER ALL THE SHIT SHE'S DONE TO YOU!!!" Diddy screamed as he continued to beat up Stella, the latter now crying.
"LEAVE STELLA ALONE!!!" the watchdog hellhound cried out as he shoved Diddy away from Stella. This led to Diddy pulling out a gun and shooting the watchdog directly on the head, killing him instantly.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?!?!" the chihuahua cried out.
"NO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU ALL WORKING FOR THAT SWAN WHORE?!?!" Diddy yelled as he pistol whipped the chihuahua hellhound.
"Fuck you, Diddy..." Stella growled as she got up from the ground, "Since you wanted to play hero, Stolas's imp will now pay the price!"
But before Stella could even reach for her phone, Diddy shot her in the arm, causing her to cry out in pain. With Stella distracted, Diddy snatched her phone and shot it with the gun, destroying it for good.
"NAH, FUCK THIS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!! DIDDY, WE HOPE YOU LOSE THE KEY TO THE CITY OF NEW YORK!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed before carrying his chihuahua friend out of the room. Diddy then went up to Stolas and released him from his cuffs.
"Now come on, Stolas! Hit her!" Diddy commanded.
"But I can't!" Stolas tried to argue.
"HIT HER RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL KILL BOTH OF YOU!!!" Diddy threatened as he pointed a gun to Stolas's head. Stolas sighed before he went up to Stella and punched her in the face, knocking her out.
"That's the spirit!" Diddy applauded, "Now Imma head out. You take good care of yourself, birdie!"
With that, Diddy left the room. Stolas couldn't believe what had happened. How did someone like Diddy enter into hell just so he can free him from the torture? Especially in such an intense, mysogynistic way? He also felt really bad for being forced to knock Stella out. Even in spite of what she tried to do to him, he didn't want to see Octavia's mother hurt. After disposing the watchdog hellhound's body, he carried the unconscious Stella to the bathtub to clean her up and heal her wounds from the beating before sending her back to Andrealphus's palace. But not before wiping her memories to ensure she'll forgot about the whole ordeal.
"Now I gotta call up Eric Adams and see if I can push him to revoke his key to the city," Stolas said as he left the room to call Eric Adams.
Chapter 67: Dr. Somna
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door came crashing down, and in came Dr. Somna, a goat demon who works as a doctor in the Sloth ring.
"Marcos, Shay, and Dess! You three are long overdue of getting your Hellbies shots!" Dr. Somna said as he pulled out a big ass vaccine. This caused all three hellhounds to whimper.
"NO, NOT HELLBIES SHOTS!!! ANYTHING BUT THOSE!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"MOMMY, PLEASE SAVE US!!!" the watchdog hellhound cried out as he and the other two hellhounds hid behind Stella.
"Seriously?! I am not your mother!" Stella exclaimed before turning to the goat doctor, "Sir, we're right in the middle of something, if you couldn't tell. Can't you wait until after we're done for you to administer the vaccines?"
"I'm afraid those shots can't wait," Dr. Somna sadly said, "Now, Prince Stolas, I need your help in getting them steady, since they have a terrible history when it comes to vaccinations!"
"WAIT, DON'T!!!" Stella cried out, but it was too late. Dr. Somna released Stolas from his handcuffs.
"Stolas, please, we're sorry! Don't do this!" the chihuahua hellhound begged for forgiveness.
"After what you all tried to do to me just now?! HELL NO!!!" Stolas screamed as he used his powers to restrain all three hellhounds.
"STOLAS, NO!!! RELEASE THEM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOUR IMP PLAYTHING IS DEAD!!!" Stella threatened, but then Stolas snatched her phone and eviscerated it.
"Doctor, do your thing!" Stolas smirked as Stella was left with no choice but to watch the hellhounds be forced Hellbies shots. Both the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds screamed and cried when they got vaccinated. But when the watchdog hellhound was vaccinated, he screamed so loudly, the loudness of the scream caused the windows to shatter.
"FUCK YOU, STOLAS, FUCK YOU!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed and cried. Once Stolas released them from their restraints, all three hellhounds collapsed on the floor and crawled into a fetal position as they cried hysterically.
"God, what a bunch of fucking babies!" Stella commented, showing no consideration of their misery.
"Thanks for your help, prince," Dr. Somna bowed before leaving.
"Well, Stella, are you going to say sorry?" Stolas asked.
"NEVER!" Stella screamed at his face before turning to the weeping hellhounds, "You three, let's go! This was a fucking disaster!"
However, none of the hellhounds wanted to move, still traumatized from the vaccination. After Stolas threatened to have them killed, Stella had to practically carry all three of them out of the room, cursing under her breath. Once all four were out of the room, Stolas simply sighed. He couldn't believe a doctor from Sloth of all places would rescue him with some Hellbies shots. He did, however, recall seeing Dr. Somna when he was hospitalized after the assassination attempt, so in a way, this could be the doctor looking out for him?
"Perhaps the two of us should have a more proper meet up..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room, remembering that he should prepare for his daughter's visit.
Chapter 68: SML's Applebee's
Notes:
This is a funny idea I had in mind while rewatching SML. What if Stella and her goons were teleported to the SML Universe of Applebee's and had to behave there in order to continue the torture? A bit silly, yes, but nonetheless, would be interesting.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the torture can begin, however, something extraordinary happened. A portal formed in the room and sucked Stella and her hellhounds in. They all screamed as they were being teleported to a new world, during which Stella's phone was thrown out of her hands. Eventually, they all landed on chairs. When they adjusted their seats, they found out that they were in Applebee's.
"What the hell?! Why are we at a restaurant?!" Stella exclaimed, demanding answers for this bizarre twist of events.
"Stella, Marcos, Shay, and Dess. This is the admin speaking," the admin said in a voicebox, "You four got Stolas to comply in this weird and flat out disgusting torture session a little too easy. Therefore, you four will be forced to halt the torture in exchange for eating at the Applebee's in the SML Universe. If you all are good, then you may resume the torture session. Otherwise, I will have to end it early and you all would have to leave Stolas alone."
"THAT'S NOT FAIR! I WAS JUST ABOUT TO HIT THAT STUPID OWL!" Marcos pouted, disappointed that he couldn't hurt Stolas.
"YEAH! LET US OUT OF THIS SHITHOLE AND TAKE US BACK TO THE PALACE!" Shay demanded.
"I'm afraid that cannot happen. Now good luck!" The admin said. Soon, the waitress, Clarissa Fitzpatrick, arrived.
"Hello, and welcome to Applebee's! My name is Clarissa, and I will be taking your orders tonight," Clarissa introduced, "Can I get you folks started with some drinks?"
"Damn, girl, you got some nice cans!" Dess flirted, "Can I have some of that breast milk of yours?!"
"No, Dess! You cannot have the waitress's breast milk, you fucking creep!" Marcos scolded.
"Can I at least drink Stella's breast milk?" Dess asked.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!" Stella screeched.
"Sir, just get some regular milk!" Clarissa tried to persuade.
"Fine, I'll stick with some regular, non-breast milk," Dess pouted, disappointed he couldn't get any breast milk.
"Me and Marcos will have some Coke," Shay said.
"Is Pepsi okay?" Clarissa asked. However, that was a terrible thing to ask, as Shay took out his knife and stabbed the table.
"DON'T EVERY SUGGEST PEPSI AGAIN!!!" Shay screamed.
"Shay, stop it!" Marcos tried to calm Shay down, "Actually, me and Shay will have the Mountain Dew Dark Berry Bash."
"Sure..." Clarissa said, still shocked by Shay's outburst, "What would like to drink, m'am?"
"Do you have champagne?" Stella asked.
"No, m'am, we do not have champagne," Clarissa apologetically said.
"WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF RESTAURANT DOESN'T HAVE CHAMPAGNE?!" Stella screamed, "I BET STOLASS TOOK IT OFF THE MENU TO PISS US OFF!!!"
"Stella, stop! At this rate, we won't be able to continue the torture!" Marcos pleaded.
"You know what? Get me some fucking water," Stella exclaimed, "Now fuck off while we pick what to order!"
Clarissa ran away, scared by Stella's threat.
"What the fuck is wrong with you all?!" Marcos confronted, "Dess, you were acting like a fucking creep. Shay, there was no need to stab the table. And Stella, not every restaurant is going to have the alcoholic drinks you have. Now please behave going forward, because at this rate, we won't be able to finish off where we started!"
Everyone decided to take what Marcos said to heart and made a promise to behave. Once Clarissa returned with the drinks, everyone was ready to order.
"I'll have a kids cheese pizza," Dess said.
"I'm sorry sir, the kids cheese pizza is only for those 12 and under," Clarissa said.
"NO! I WANT A FUCKING KIDS CHEESE PIZZA RIGHT NOW!!!" Dess screamed.
"Dess, knock it off!" Stella warned. Too late, as Dess proceeded to cry and flex his muscles like he's Childish Dad.
"I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! I WANT A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!! LET ME HAVE A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Dess screamed and cried.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BRO, YOU'RE ACTING LIKE A FUCKING BABY!!! STOP!!!" Shay screamed.
"NO!!! I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL SHE GETS ME A KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!!" Dess cried.
"JUST GET HIM THE FUCKING KIDS CHEESE PIZZA!!!" Stella demanded, and Clarissa had no other choice but to take Dess's order.
"Anything else? And do not order anything else off the kids menu!" Clarissa exclaimed.
"I'll have a Whiskey Bacon Burger," Dess said.
"I just want 100 mozzarella sticks," Shay said.
"Sir, you cannot have 100 mozzarella sticks. I doubt we even have that many!" Clarissa tried to warn.
"I don't care! I love mozzarella sticks, okay?! If there's even 99 mozzarella sticks, then Imma kill you!" Shay threatened as he made a stab motion.
"God, I don't know who has the worse order! Dess or Shay!" Stella commented.
"Yeah! Didn't you fuckers say you would behave going forward?!" Marcos asked.
"Fuck off, Marcos! It's either 100 mozzarella sticks or death, bitch!" Shay threatened again. Clarissa had no choice but to take Shay's order.
"As for me, I want the head of Stolass!" Stella demanded.
"M'am, we don't serve the head of Stolas!" Clarissa tried to explain.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!! I HATE STOLAS SO MUCH, I WANT TO EAT HIS HEAD LIKE IN THAT ONE SCENE IN FACES OF DEATH WHERE PEOPLE ATE THE BRAINS OF MONKIES!!!" Stella screamed.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, STELLA!!! HOW ARE YOU GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT DESS AND SHAY'S ORDER WHEN YOU'RE TRYING TO ORDER THE HEAD OF STOLAS?!?!" Marcos screamed, by now done with all of these shenanigans, "Waitress, she's going for a Three-Cheese Chicken Penne. Now take it and go before she complains!"
Clarissa quickly took the order and left. By now, all four were in a bad mood, and refused to even make simple conversation. At this point, they all just wanted to return to hell to continue with the torture session. Soon, Clarissa returned with all of the food, including the kids cheese pizza, Whiskey Bacon Burger, 100 mozzarella sticks, and the Three-Cheese Chicken Penne.
"Is there anything else you all want before you eat?" Clarissa asks.
"Lay your cute ass butt naked on my plate!" Dess tried to flirt, but Stella hit him in the head with a napkin.
"WE ARE GOOD!!! GET OUTTA HERE!!!" Stella yelled and made Clarissa run off, "EVERYBODY JUST SHUT UP AND EAT!!! WE ALL NEED TO HAVE FULL BELLIES ANYWAY TO PREPARE FOR THE TORTURE OF STOLASS!!!"
"Hey, when we're all done and head back to hell, let's take turns shitting on Stolas's face with this food!" Shay suggested as he ate his mozzarella sticks. This was met with all of them retching in disgust at such a thought, with Marcos in particular nearly throwing up his burger.
"No! I hate Stolass, but not even I would go that low!" Stella groaned as she ate her food, trying to clear her mind at such a disgusting image. However, even eating was difficult. Dess complained his pizza was too small, and Shay complained he got too much mozzarella sticks. Stella even wished she had just gotten the head of Stolas to eat instead. Marcos didn't had it in him to snap at them for such stupidity, so he bit his tongue and ate his burger in silence. Once everyone finished eating, Clarissa returned.
"So, how are you guys paying?" Clarissa asked.
"Stella's got the bill," Dess pointed.
"No! I am not paying for your fucking meals!" Stella refused.
"Stella, you are a Goetian. You are loaded! This is literally just pocket change!" Marcos tried to persuade.
"I'M NOT PAYING FOR SHIT!!!" Stella screamed as she flipped the table.
"M'AM STOP!!!" Clarissa begged, but then Stella grabbed Shay's knife and slit her throat, killing her.
"STELLA!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" Marcos yelled.
"BECAUSE I HATE THIS FUCKING PLACE!!! I WANT TO GO BACK TO HELL AND CONTINUE BEATING THE EVER LIVING SHIT OUT OF STOLAS!!! PLEASE!!! TAKE US BACK TO HELL!!!" Stella screamed and pleaded with the admin.
"Stella, Marcos, Shay, and Dess, because you all misbehaved at Applebee's, the torture session will end early, and you will all be forced to return to hell and never hurt Stolas again," the admin said. All four were soon sucked in separate portals that took them to their respective homes. When Stella returned back to the portal, she was in the living room, and Stolas and Octavia were seen watching a movie.
"Oh, hi mom! I didn't expect to see you!" Octavia said, "Where were you?"
"Via, it's... it's a long story..." Stella sighed, not even sure what to say to her daughter about her terrible experience with Applebee's.
Chapter 69: Ni Hao, Kai-Lan
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful punch hit Stolas on the side of his torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
"Woah! Marcos just hit Stolas!"
Everyone suddenly turned on who said that, and were in absolute shock at what they were seeing. There stood Kai Lan, a Chinese girl who looked shocked at seeing Stolas get punched and knocked down. Behind her was Rintoo, Tolee, Hoho, and Lulu, all of whom were shocked.
"Hey! How did you all get in?!" Stella interrogated. However, before they can answer, Kai Lan's grandfather Yeye came and removed the blessed handcuffs off Stolas before helping him get up.
"Stolas, are you okay?" Yeye asked.
"Me?! Okay?! Are you kidding me?!" Stolas exclaimed, "One of these mutts just punched me, and they're most likely going to continue this shit! Please leave, all of you! I don't want you all to get involved!"
But beg as Stolas might, Yeye and everyone else won't let go. They couldn't just leave Stolas to continue to get tortured at the hands of Stella and her goons.
"Stolas, why did Marcos hit you?" Tolee asked, concerned about the punch Marcos gave him.
"It's none of your fucking business!" Marcos barked, "Stolas is right! Get out of here and mind your goddamn business!"
"Kai Lan, why do you think Marcos hit Stolas?" Rintoo asked Kai Lan.
"I'm not sure Rintoo, but..." Kai Lan then looked at the audience and said, "Let's find... out why! Marcos hit Stolas!"
"NO! LET'S NOT FIND OUT WHY!!!" Stella screamed and tried to escort Kai Lan and her friends out the room, but an unspeakable force stopped her and any of the other hellhounds from getting rid of them.
"Remember what happened before Marcos hit Stolas?" Kai Lan asked as a thought bubble popped up and played scenes from before the torture.
"It looks like Stella wanted Stolas tortured!" Hoho commented.
"And she even threatened to have Blitzo killed if Stolas didn't follow her every word!" Lulu added.
"And then Stolas was placed in blessed cuffs!" Tolee said.
"And then Marcos hit Stolas!" Rintoo concluded.
"We think we know why Marcos hit Stolas, because Stella was going to have Stolas tortured at the hands of hellhounds! Do you think that's why?" Kai Lan asked as they all paused for the audience to answer.
"Who the fuck are you schizophrenic assholes talking to?!" the watchdog hellhound rudely said, not sure why they were facing that way.
"Yeah! Please, just leave! You have all outstayed your welcome!" the chihuahua hellhound pleaded, but to no avail. Yeye then walked up to Stella and the hellhounds.
"Marcos, we never ever hit," Yeye said, "Hitting hurts. You can be mad, but you can't hit."
"I wasn't mad, I was just doing my job!" Marcos defended.
"You all need a time out for what you did to Stolas," Yeye said as he led the four to a corner, "Sit here until I tell you to get up."
"OH FUCK NO!!! WE'RE ADULTS!!! WE'RE TOO OLD TO GO TO FUCKING TIMEOUT!!!" Stella screeched.
"Stella, please! When you're calm, we can talk about what you could've done instead of having Stolas tortured," Yeye doubled down. Stella and the hellhounds had no choice but to sit in timeout.
"Wow, Stella and her hellhounds have to calm down because they tried to hurt Stolas, so they can't play with us right now," Kai Lan observed.
"STOP TALKING DOWN TO THE AUDIENCE!!! THEY'RE NOT BABIES!!!" Stella screamed, but everyone ignored it as they turned to Stolas's bruising from where Stolas hit him.
"Stolas, do you have anything that can help heal that bruising?" Hoho asked.
"There's some oilments in the cabinet in the bathroom. Yeye, will you please get that for me?" Stolas asked. Yeye got the oilment, and helped Stolas rub it on his torso, which helped heal the bruising.
"Thank you all so much for your help," Stolas thanked, "But I don't understand. Why would you all want to help me of all people? I'm a Goetian demon."
"Because, Stolas, everyone deserves to be treated with respect," Kai Lan said.
"WHY SHOULD I RESPECT A PATHETIC FUCKING MAN WHO CHEATED ON ME WITH AN IMP?! HE DESERVED TO GET PUNCHED BY MARCOS!!!" Stella exclaimed, but once again, she was ignored.
"Come on, everyone! As a way to say thanks, I will allow you all to meet my daughter Octavia!" Stolas offered.
"Of course, Stolas! We would love to be friends with your daughter!" Lulu accepted.
As so everyone left the room to get prepared for Octavia's visit, while Stella and her goons still had to stay in timeout.
"Um, guys, I have a confession..." Marcos began, "I was the one that ruined Yeye's thank you party."
"What are you talking about?" Stella asked.
"Well, I happened to break into the wind control in the Sloth ring, and I thought it would be funny to unleash winds at the party and ruin it. It was so hilarious to see Kai Lan cry after I wrecked the whole place! But after what happened, I have a feeling that Kai Lan knew what I did, and stopped this torture session to get back at me," Marcos explained.
"YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he bopped Marcos in the head, "THANKS TO YOUR TOMFOOLERY, A LITTLE CHINESE BRAT IS THE REASON WHY WE'RE ALL IN THIS MESS!!!"
"YEAH, BRO, WHY DID YOU HAVE TO RUIN YEYE'S THANK YOU PARTY?!?!" the chihuahua hellhound added.
"I'm sorry, okay?! I didn't know any better!" Marcos defended, but Stella at this point was at her wits end.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU ALL!!!" Stella screamed, "WHEN WE GET OUT OF TIMEOUT, I AM FIRING YOU ALL!!! AND YOU WILL NOT GET PAID EITHER!!!"
"Are you serious?! I even got one good punch in him before Kai Lan stepped in!" Marcos tried to convince.
"I DON'T CARE!!! DON'T TALK TO ME, ANY OF YOU!!!" Stella pouted as turned away and crossed her arms, not in the mood to talk.
"This is going to be a long night, isn't it?" the watchdog hellhound said.
Chapter 70: Rick and Morty
Notes:
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the torture can start however, something unexpected happened. A ship suddenly came crashing through the room and crushed Stella and the hellhounds, killing them instantly. Stolas, on the other hand, was blown from the impact and hit the wall, causing the blessed cuffs to break on impact.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!" Stolas yelled as he groaned from the pain from the impact. He got up and stood in awe when he saw two people get out of the ship. That would be the scientist Rick Sanchez and his grandson Morty Smith.
"Yo, check this out, Morty! We crashed in a Goetian palace!" Rick exclaimed.
"Oh, I sure hope nobody was in the room.." Morty nervously said.
"Excuse me! What in the world were you two thinking?! You crushed my wife and her hellhound friends!" Stolas exclaimed. While he was glad that Stella and the hellhounds were stopped, at the same time, he wished they didn't had to go out in such an abrasive way.
"Well, I'm SORRY!" Rick sarcastically said, "We're all going to die one way or another, so what better way than to go out by being crushed by the Space Cruiser?!"
"Um, Rick, I don't this guy appreciates us for doing that..." Morty said, "What's your name again, sir?"
"Stolas," Stolas said, "And I've been going through a lot lately, and this only just adds to the insanity!"
"Wait, Stolas, what's going on with you?" Morty asked.
"Why do you care what an owl twink's going through?" Rick rudely asked.
"Will you just shut up with your nihilism?!" Stolas barked at Rick, causing the latter to back off. Stolas then turned to Morty, "Me and my actual lover Blitzo have been distant for the past few months since our disastrous date at Ozzie's. After I want almost killed at the hands of Striker, I decided to get an Asmodean crystal with the help of Lord Asmodeus to end the deal he has with me once every full moon. But tonight, Stella and her hellhounds were planning on having me tortured for her pleasure, and they would've succedded had you both not come crashing down."
Morty couldn't help but feel bad for Stolas for what he had been going through. Even Rick couldn't help but sympathize with him.
"Damn... I'm sorry for that, man..." Rick said, "Well, I guess killing that bitch and her mutts was a good thing, right?"
"I suppose so..." Stolas sighed, "Now will you all please leave? My daughter is coming very soon, and I don't want to have to explain to her why there's a giant ship in my quarters. I already have to explain to her why her mother is dead."
"Shit! We better get going before his daughter goes O'Block on us!" Rick exclaimed as he and Morty ran back to the ship and drove away. Stolas didn't have the heart to explain to them that his daughter would do no such thing. Not unless she wanted to be barred from getting anything from Stylish Occult for the next few weeks.
"Well, I suppose I can try and clean this up before Via gets here," Stolas thought to himself as he made calls to the cleaners.
Chapter 71: Faceytime
Notes:
This is based off the Bluey episode "Faceytime", which you can watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8_wF9HOX8
I'm also going to experiment a bit in this chapter and have it happen when Stella and Striker arrive in the chapter "Warning". It'll be a good change of pace so I won't copy and paste "The full moon was close" over and over again. Let me know if you'll like me to stop the torture sessions in different parts of the canon series in the comments.
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In the kitchen, Bandit is seen dancing while Chilli is seen doing the dishes. While both parents did their own thing, Bluey and Bingo came with the tablet.
"Mum! Can we do Faceytime with a special friend of ours? Please?" Bluey asked.
"Yeah, that's fine," Chilli responded, causing both girls to get excited, "But no hogging the little facey face thing okay?"
Bluey and Bingo nodded, and they both head to the dining room and Chilli helped get the app ready for them.
"So, who's this special friend of yours?" Chilli asked.
"It's a woman from Pride ring," Bingo responded, "We won a giveaway where we got to video call her, and she's really cool!"
"Well... okay then..." Chilli said as she left to try and stop Bandit from dancing, but to no avail.
"Let's see what Stella is up to!" Bluey said as they went to call Stella.
It took some time for Stolas to realize he had hinted Blitz that this wasn’t his first panic attack, but the imp hadn’t brought it up, so… Either he didn’t notice, or he didn’t care. Both were fine with the owl. He was still afraid Blitz’s help has been motivated mainly by practical aspects, but it had truly felt nice, to have someone beside him in those moments, despite the added rush of stress it first caused him.
Now, barely two days later, it was time to prepare for their second self-defense lesson! Even better, Octavia was still there until the start of next week because of her mother’s schedule, which was all better in Stolas’ eyes, and not just because it kept Stella away. Maybe he would be able to not see her at all this week? It went well until now, and he hadn’t even particularly tried hard to avoid her.
At least, the gear Blitz had suggested him to defend or train during the lessons had arrived, a bit later than expected but still in time, so Stolas wasn’t complaining.
It would be an evening without his daughter, but he wouldn’t be alone anyway thanks to the imp, so he didn’t mind too much. Plus, Via was going to some festival to see a concert with Loona, and it felt nice to see these two were getting along even more now. Stolas had even heard Via speak about Loona’s friends, saying they were nice and she’d see them again today.
To Stolas’ dismay, Via wasn’t mastering the portals without the grimoire yet enough to be able to take herself and Loona there, but the owl still made sure the both of them had a safe transportation there, since Blitz would be using the van to come to the palace later, after work. He could have used the crystal, but he seemed to prefer leaving it at the office and not use it for other purposes, and he refused Stolas’ offer to portal him. As for the girls, they had feared loosing the gem not so long ago and therefore didn’t want to risk it in a place full of people.
The prince had made sure to renew the spell on his daughter, and even placed one on Loona and the imp couple from IMP, just in case. With everything happening, it felt safer that way, until he could start his moves, but that would have to wait for next week.
But right now, he had some catch up to do on his work. Not that he could avoid all his tasks even with Via here, but he hadn’t been too busy these past few weeks and hoped it would remain that way, for he had a lot on his mind. Yet, there was still a bare minimum to be done, so he settled on it, asking for refreshments to his staff soon after he got started, to make sure he wouldn’t wander off if he was to go to the kitchen by himself. He… May have been a bit too easygoing this week, and it wasn’t a habit he should take, not when the next one was threateningly close by.
Still, once said bare minimum was done, he was quick to abandon his study to go to the room he had dedicated to their self-defense lessons. His staff was told to put the gear received there, but he hadn’t unpacked yet, and he had to admit, he wanted to do so before Blitz’s arrival, because as much as he loved to chat with his imp, he also knew he probably wouldn’t be as well physically for their next training, so better take some advance on the hiding blades in clothes part so they could focus on the other aspects Blitz had been interested about last time.
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
If that was all the questions she had, then it wasn’t as bad as Stolas had feared, especially if she didn’t intend to hurt Blitz. He worried she would make use of said warning shot, and he wasn’t sure he would have been able to stay put if she had, but she probably knew as much. Which meant, either she wouldn’t, or she would once he was powerless. He shouldn’t forget she probably had planned something special for him as a retaliation.
Whatever it was though, it was obvious Striker’s presence was one of last minute. Either that, or he really didn’t like working directly under a royal’s orders that way, with his employer present and being able to dictate his every move. He also didn’t seem to know how she usually operated, but was doing a decent job of following the flow.
Still, Stolas filled that in his mind. He couldn’t act up now, and wouldn’t, but the hybrid was an unknown factor, there was no telling what he would do or how he would react. The Goetia hadn’t forgotten what the tall imp did to him last time, which was a bad omen for what was about to come, but he couldn’t fight back yet again. He simply hoped Striker wouldn’t have another idea of more… Permanent injuries. He had done a good job at putting up a good facade for Octavia, he didn’t want for all of this to have been in vain, though at least she didn’t worry for as long as it lasted.
The changes were indeed quick to happen, for Striker didn’t lock the door behind him and barely waited for the owl to put his phone away before putting forcefully his arms behind his back to tie him up with blessed rope.
“Not a fan of handcuffs?” Stolas couldn’t help but ask, managing not to sound too snarky.
“Why, it would have suited your fancy tastes better? Sorry, I trust these more”, Striker smiled as he deliberately tied the knot as tight as he could, before patting the owl down to make sure he had no blades already hidden on him.
Stolas moved his fingers a bit, and internally winced at the numb feeling already spreading. By the time they were done, he was sure as hell not to be able to feel his hands at all.
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
But before Striker can stab Stolas with the knife, Stella got a phone call.
"Wait! Don't hurt him! I'm getting an urgent phone call!" Stella said as she picked up her phone.
"Ma'am, it can wait! I wanna get started already!" Striker impatiently said, but then Stella grabbed the knife from him.
"No! You're not gonna hurt him while I take this call! And Stolas, don't get any funny ideas..." Stella warned as she answered the call, and it was Bluey and Bingo.
"Hi, Princess Stella!" Bluey and Bingo greeted.
"Oh, hello, Bluey and Bingo!" Stella greeted as she saw Bluey draw on their screen, "Unfortunately, I'm a bit busy at the moment, so I would appreciate it if you would call me back in an hour."
But before Bluey and Bingo can do so, another caller came in, and it was Muffin.
"HI BLUEY AND BINGO!!!" Muffin exclaimed and began to draw a cowboy hat.
"What the- who are you?!" Stella exclaimed.
"That's Muffin, our cousin," Bingo said.
"Who is this swan?! And why is she so pretty?!" Muffin said.
"Kids, please, I cannot screw around on Faceytime at the moment. I have some business to attend to," Stella tried to reason. The torture sessions she had been doing to Stolas have been working so well, and she didn't want them to abruptly end because Bluey and her family wanted to call in out of the blue.
"Ma'am, who the hell is calling you anyway?" Striker said as he peeked in. Stella tried to stop him, but it was too late.
"Wow, a cowboy! Let's be partners together!" Muffin exclaimed.
"No kid, your cowboy hat looks stupid!" Striker insulted.
"HEY! Her cowboy hat looks cool! Apologize to her right now!" Bluey demanded.
"No, because I was about to stab Prince Stolas, and then you jerks wanted to come in and ruin it!" Striker exlaimed.
"STRIKER!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU TELL THEM THAT?!?!" Stella screeched.
"What's a 'fuck'?" Bingo asked, causing Bluey to look shocked.
"TO WHOEVER IS CALLING STELLA, HELP ME!!! SHE AND HER GOONS HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME FOR WEEKS NOW, AND I CAN'T FUCKING STAND THEM!!!" Stolas screamed. At this point, he was done with the torture sessions, and needed whatever help he can get to rescue him.
"STOLASS!!! YOU WANT YOUR BLITZY TO DIE?!?!" Stella threatened.
"Stella, what is going on?" Bluey asked.
"It looks like Stolas needs my help! Yee haw!" Muffin said as she proceeded to do the unthinkable. She opened up an app that allowed her to go into the hell world, and she went inside and went into the very room where the attempted torture session was being halted.
"WOAH! Muffin is in hell!" Bluey and Bingo exclaimed.
"HEY!!! GO BACK IN YOUR WORLD RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella demanded.
"No! I'm going to save the prince!" Muffin said as she ran towards Stolas, but Striker stopped her as he pointed the blessed knife at her, giving off a crazed look.
"You have five seconds to fuck off... or else I will stab you... and it will hurt..." Striker menacingly said, not caring about the fact he was threatening a child. However, Muffin didn't looked phased in the slightest.
"Make me!" Muffin screeched so loudly, it caused Striker and Stella to cover their ears. While distracted, she quickly freed Stolas from the angelic rope.
"Oh no! Muffin is messing with demons!" Bluey commented.
"COME ON, PRINCE! LET'S FIGHT THIS COWBOY!" Muffin screamed, and Stolas nodded as he went into feral mode and tackled Striker.
"STOLAS NO!!! GET OFF OF HIM!!!" Stella exclaimed as she tried to get Stolas off of Striker, but to no avail. Muffin giggled as she watched the feral owl tear the cowboy imp to shreds. All while this was going on, Bluey and Bingo were watching in horror.
"I can't fucking believe he's doing that!" Bingo said.
"Bingo! Don't say the f word!" Bandit scolded, but then froze when he saw what was happening on the tablet, "Um... what's going on with Muffin?"
"He's saving Prince Stolas from being hurt!" Bluey said. By the time Stolas finally returned to his normal form, Striker was long gone.
"That was for nearly killing me and trying to hurt me, you fucking asshole!" Stolas yelled as he spat on Striker's corpse.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL STRIKER!!! AND HOW DARE YOU RELEASE HIM!!!" Stella screamed at both Stolas and Muffin, "THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, YOU CAN KISS THAT BLITZY OF YOURS GOODBYE, BECAUSE HE IS-"
But then Stella was interrupted when Muffin took Stella's phone and ran with it.
"HEY!!! GIVE THAT BACK!!!" Stella screamed as she chased Muffin. She giggled as she went up to the balcony and threw it over it. The phone then fell on the water fountain and short circuited, breaking.
"Ha ha! Stolas and Blitzy are saved!" Muffin exclaimed as she did a victory dance. Stolas also couldn't help but giggle at the thought of the torture sessions ending at the hands of a little kid.
"YOU STUPID BRAT!!! I HATE YOU!!!" Stella screamed as she roundhouse kicked Muffin, causing her to fall and cry.
"MUFFIN, NO!" Bluey screamed. However, Stolas saw it, and at this point, was done with Stella. He snatched her body and threw her off the balcony, and Stella fell and landed on the ground with a splat, killing her for good. Stolas then went up to Muffin, who was crying.
"Are you okay, little one?" Stolas asked. Muffin only shook her head and embraced Stolas, longing for comfort in her injury. Stolas then went up to Muffin's phone and looked at the screen. Bluey, Bingo, and Bandit were all shocked at what they had just witnessed.
"I'm sorry, everyone, but I'm gonna have to end the call here," Stolas simply said before turning off the feed. He then went to the bathroom and used the same oilment he used to heal his injuries to heal the bruise on Muffin's face.
"Thank you..." Muffin said, still whimpering, "Why would they try and hurt you?"
"I wish I had the answer to that, little one..." Stolas said, "But in hell, some people are simply bad because they are, and many of these people end up winning. But I greatly admire your bravery and courage to stand up against them and rescue me. I will forever be grateful for your hard work."
Muffin felt proud of herself, realizing that she had stopped a systematic cycle of Stolas's torture. Just then, however, Blitzo arrived at the palace.
"Hey, Stolas, Striker's dead body is in your room," Blitzo commented, "What the hell happened? And why is there a dog here?"
"Blitzo... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing that he was going to have to explain all of this to Blitzo.
"Hey everyone, who want to go out to-"
Chilli stopped when she realized that Bluey, Bingo, and Bandit all still stood at the tablet, still shell shocked at everything they just witnessed.
"Um... mates... are you alright...?" Chilli cautiously asked.
"STELLA AND STRIKER ARE MONSTERS!!!" all three screamed.
Chapter 72: Phoenix Ikki
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
Quickly, they were back in his bedroom with the usual set up, and he was almost surprised Stella wasn’t changing it. Maybe when she’d grew bored of it, but perhaps it wasn’t a bad thing she didn’t yet.
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that ugly face of yours”, she cooed darkly.
But before Stolas could kneel, something unexpected happened. The door busted down and in came Phoenix Ikki, the bronze saint of Phoenix.
"What the fuck is this I hear about you all torturing Stolas?! And now you want to fucking punch him?!" Ikki confronted.
"What?! No, of course not! You see, Stolas is currently training on his healing magic, and he wants us to do a little bit of damage to him so he can do the potions! And being the loving and caring wife that I am, I am always here to help him out whenever I can!" Stella tried to lie. However, it was clear that Phoenix Ikki knew that she was bullshitting.
"Oh yeah? Then how do you explain this?" Ikki said as he pulled out video of the previous torture, which caused everyone to stand in shock, "I think that's a little excessive for help on healing magic training, don't you think?"
"FUCK YOU, MAN!!! WE'VE ALREADY GONE THIS FAR!!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO FUCKING STOP US!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged at Ikki. However, Ikki dodged the attack and proceeded to snap his neck, killing him instantly.
"DESS, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"GET OUT!!! NOW!!! NOT UNLESS YOU WANT STELLA SEND THE SIGNAL TO KILL BLITZO BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE A HERO!!!" the chihuahua hellhound added.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! ALL OF YOU!!!" Ikki screamed as he proceeded to use various punches and blasts to brutally assault the remaining hellhounds before finishing them off with a clean decapitation.
"OH MY SATAN!!! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE YOU DID ALL OF THAT!!!" Stella screamed and tried to pull out her phone to send the signal. However, Ikki snatched the phone just in time and crushed it with his bare hands. He then shoved Stella down on the ground before forcing her to look at him.
"You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time I take care of that ugly face of yours..." Ikki sneered, a call-back to what Stella said to Stolas before he showed up. In one clean punch, he shouted "Phoenix Specter Punch!" before he did said punch, knocking her out.
"Hey! Don't kill her!" Stolas begged.
"Stolas, I did not kill her," Ikki assured, "I did a Phoenix specter punch, which traps her in a nightmare that will most likely drive her mad, though there are cases where it can be fatal. I personally hope for the latter..."
Ikki then went to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs before beginning to use proper, more stronger healing magic on him, as it was clear that Stolas still hurt from the last torture session.
"Stolas, you looked like you got drunk last night. What happened?" Ikki asked. Stolas looked to be hesitant, but decided to tell the truth.
"Me and Blitzo got into a bad argument," Stolas explained, "He was concerned about my state, but I didn't want to tell the truth because I feared Stella would kill him when she found out. And after he left, I got drunk because I thought it would take away all the stress surrounding everything..."
Stolas began to tear up, feeling ashamed about everything. Ikki leaned in and gave Stolas a hug, which he accepted.
"None of this is your fault, Stolas," Ikki whispered, "You were just trying to protect him. But now that she and her goons are gone, you two can finally be together now without any issue."
Stolas simply nodded, glad that someone finally came and rescued him, even though it wasn't Blitzo that did it, which hurt him to an extent. After they broke off from the hug, Ikki gave him his business card before leaving. Stolas decided that now that the threat of Stella and her goons were gone, he decided to do what was right. He got his phone and made a voicemail to Blitzo.
"Blitzo, it's me, Stolas. I hope you get this. I'm sorry for not being honest yesterday, but the the reason why I couldn't tell you was because Stella was going to have you killed by snipers if I didn't do her every word. And unfortunately, that meant I had to allow her hellhounds to abuse and torture me while she watched. And today... I just snapped... I killed them off before I knocked out my wife so hard, I'm pretty sure I put her in a fatal coma. I just want to say that I'm sorry for allowing myself to be hurt to that extent, but I put up with it all because I love you, and I didn't want anything bad to happen to you. I would greatly appreciate it if you returned this. Thank you."
Stolas wasn't exactly telling the truth in the voicemail, but he didn't want to have to explain Ikki's involvement of the situation. After leaving the voicemail, he went to check up on Stella, who wasn't breathing. He checked her pulse, and there was none. Stella had died.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas apologetically said before he went to find the nearest butler to start the body disposing process.
Chapter 73: Horrid Henry's Parents
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
She shot a glance to the wrinkled hellhound who extended his arm toward Stolas.
“Give me your phone”, he commanded.
The Goetia obliged, only then realizing he hadn’t left it in his study as he should have, and immediately hoped it wasn’t going to be a problem. Since he was usually reminded about it by Stella, he forgot this time, and he had to refrain from starting to freak out at the possible outcome.
But the hellhound immediately started typing on it, which made the owl frown before a finger on his cheek forced him to turn his face to Stella.
“You should focus on me, stupid”, the swan smiled threateningly. “He’s not going to sent anything to anyone, calm down, just installing a small tracking app so I don’t risk coming here when you’re elsewhere, and they don’t have to search for you in the whole place like today. Don’t pry into it, and of course don’t remove it, understood?”
“Yes.”
“Good! Now, you!” She added for the hellhound who bought Stolas in. “Do whatever you like to him to punish him for ever thinking he could escape this. Then we’ll be able to get started.”
“How hard should I go on him?”
“It wouldn’t be fun to go too hard so soon, but I don’t want this to become a habit and for him to think it’s ok to search for a way out, so… Find something… Striking, perhaps?”
But before anyone can do anything else, two people barged in. Those two people were Silly Simon and his wife, both the parents of Horrid Henry. And they were fuming.
"YOU ALL STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" Silly Simon commanded, causing everyone to turn around and gasp.
"WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU ALL GET IN?! I LOCKED THE DOOR!" Stella exclaimed.
"You shut up!" the mum barked at Stella, "Our terrible, no good son Henry revealed to us that he's been taking savings from our bank accounts and commissioned you to torture your husband while you record them and send them to him!"
To prove this, she showed the group screenshots of the Telegram chat between Horrid Henry and Stella, in which Henry had paid $40,000 so far for the torture sessions.
"Wait, is that why you always have a camcorder with you during these sessions?!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed, "I didn't say anything about it because I assumed you were keeping the footage just to get off!"
"Well, actually, that's part of the reason..." Stella admitted, "But Henry hates Stolas just as much as me, and he loves watching the videos! Plus, I needed to control Stolas one way or another, and this arrangement so far has been working out!"
"Yeah, so get out, both of you! Not unless you wanna get hurt too!" the watchdog hellhound threatened as he balled his fists.
"NO WAY!!! IT'S TIME THIS MADNESS STOPPED!!!" Silly Simon said as he kicked down the chihuahua hellhound.
"DON'T YOU DON'T HURT MY FRIENDS!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed as he and the watchdog hellhound charged at the couple. That's when the mum pulled out gardening tools and used it on the two hellhounds, injuring them.
"OW! STOP IT!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"YEAH!!! THAT SHIT HURTS, GODDAMN!!!" the watchdog hellhound added.
"Stolas, don't just stand there! Do something, for bloody sake!" Silly Simon told Stolas.
"But... but..." Stolas tried to argue.
"STOLAS, IF YOU GET INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT, THEN YOU CAN KISS YOUR IMP GOODBYE!!!" Stella threatened, but then Silly Simon took the phone and smashed it. "HEY!!!"
"YOU WILL KILL NO ONE!!!" Silly Simon yelled as he tackled Stella and began to punch her.
"STOLAS HELP ME!!!" Stella cried out.
"Oh, NOW you want my help?!" Stolas exclaimed, "Hell no! Matter of fact, I think it's time I finally get vengeance on what you all did to me!"
Before anyone knew it, Stolas went into feral mode and began to shred the three hellhounds. Silly Simon and his wife stood in horror as they watched the feral owl demon tear apart all three hellhounds at ease. By the time Stolas returned to his normal form, the room was covered in nothing but blood and hellhound flesh.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE MY PLAN'S BEEN FOILED AT THE HANDS OF ABUSIVE BRITISH PARENTS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK YOU ALL!!! I'M LEAVING!!!" Stella cried as she ran out the room, ashamed and embarrassed by her arrangement being ruined. After she left, Horrid Henry entered the room and gasped at the carnage.
"What the hell, mum and dad?!" Henry exclaimed, "I was going to come by and watch this torture, but when I saw Stella running out crying, that's when I knew something was wrong! What did you all do?!"
Stolas, seeing the very kid that was the reason why he was being abused and tortured, couldn't control his anger. He ran up to Henry and shoved him against a wall.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! YOU'RE THE REASON WHY STELLA AND HER MUTTS OF TERROR HAVE BEEN ABUSING ME FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!! I HOPE YOUR PARENTS RESTRAIN YOU AND SUBJECT YOU TO THE SAME FUCKING SHIT THAT I WENT THROUGH, BUT TEN TIMES WORSE!!!" Stolas screamed and raged as Henry cried.
"NO!!! SIR, I'M SORRY!!! DON'T KILL ME!!!" Henry cried. Silly Simon pulled Stolas away and confronted Henry.
"Henry, we do not condone Stolas yelling at you in that manner, but he has a point. Using our savings to pay someone to torture another for your own amusement is BEYOND unacceptable! This is easily the worst thing you have ever done!" Silly Simon exclaimed as Henry's mum picked up the phone Stella dropped on her way out. Despite the glass being shattered, it still worked.
"Young man, you are to return all of the money you stole from us NOW!" mum demanded. Henry had no choice but to follow their orders and refund the $40,000, especially with Stolas looming over him and ready to pounce the moment he disobeyed.
"Now when we get home, you are grounded big time, young man!" Silly Simon said. All Henry could do was as he ran out of the room crying.
"Stolas, we are so sorry for what you've been through," mum apologetically said, "We saw the videos of your torture, and we cannot believe they would do all of that."
"Yeah, those bloody bullocks ought to be lucky they're not in the UK like us. The police would make them pay!" Silly Simon added.
"No worries. Though it certainly sucked, it's all in the past now. And I don't want you too to feel as though you are responsible for this. You clearly didn't had any idea of what was going on until you saw the Telegram messages. Are you okay with sharing contacts so we can chat in the future?"
Both parents agreed, and they exchanged numbers before the parents left the room, intending to return to the UK to punish Henry. Stolas felt relieved that the infamous torture sessions were finally over. Though he didn't expect them to end at the hands of Horrid Henry's parents, he was glad that it was over for good. Stolas decided to find the tracking app that was forcibly installed on his phone and deleted it before he went to the nearest available butler and asked for the mess in the room to be cleaned. After that was taken care of, he returned to his studies, resuming his healing training as though nothing had happened.
Chapter 74: Spongebob Squarepants
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? The best day ever?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and couldn't believe who was standing there. There was Spongebob Squarepants, the yellow sponge from Bikini Bottom.
"NO WAY! IT'S SPONGEBOB! I LOVE YOUR SHOW!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"Nah, that show sucks! Especially in Seasons 6 and 7 where it has some of the worst episodes of the series!" the watchdog hellhound argued.
"Okay, can we talk about the show later?!" Stella groaned before turning to Spongebob, "What are you doing here, anyway? We're right in the middle of something here."
"Oh I figured I'd stop by and see what you all are doing," Spongebob responded.
"Well, what do you think?" the chihuahua hellhound said with a raised eyebrow, "We're trying to get paid here!"
"By whooping my ass while I'm defenseless?" Stolas rhetorically asked.
"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR COMMENT, STOLASS!!!" Stella screeched, "Seriously, Spongebob, what do you want? We'll do anything if that means you'll leave."
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed.
"Anything but that!" Stella denied.
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed again.
"Anything but that!" Stella denied again.
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed once again.
"Anything but that!" Stella denied once again.
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed, clearly not going to change his answer.
"You know, I'm starting to get an Earth Girls Are Easy vibe from ya'," the Shar Pei hellhound commented.
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed.
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed in Spongebob's face, causing Spongebob to punch Dess so hard, he rolled on the ground in the middle of the floor.
"DAMN, BOY!!!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Stop the torture session!" Spongebob exclaimed, acting as though he didn't just knock down a much stronger and heavier hellhound just now.
"NEVER!!! NOW FUCK OFF BEFORE STOLAS'S IMP DIES BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella threatened.
"Then you leave me no choice!" Spongebob said before he transformed into his anime self. His anime self is a much stronger, more masculine version of his regular self.
"君が止まらないから、僕が君の代わりに止まるよ!" anime Spongebob said as he began to attack the three hellhounds. They all screamed and cried as they were getting brutally assaulted by anime Spongebob.
"HOLY SHIT!!! STOP ATTACKING MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella exclaimed as she tried to get anime Spongebob off of them, but to no use. Anime Spongebob then turned on Stella and began to beat her up.
"これは全世界で最悪の妻であるためです!" anime Spongebob screamed as he continued to assault Stella.
"STOP!!! PLEASE!!! WE'RE SORRY, OKAY?!?! LEAVE US ALONE!!!" Stella cried out. Anime Spongebob stopped, but then he took Stella's phone and broke it for good measure.
"私の視界から消えろ、野郎ども!" anime Spongebob commanded, and Stella and her goons quickly ran off, limping from the excessive beating they just got. Once all four were gone, Spongebob returned to his normal self and released Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Well, having Spongebob rescue me from being tortured at the hands of Stella was not on my bingo card for this year," Stolas joked, causing Spongebob to laugh.
"Well, Stolas, someone had to save you from all of this madness, and I figured I'd help you out after watching the Western Energy episode!" Spongebob said. Stolas and Spongebob then exchanged phone numbers before Spongebob left to return to Bikini Botton. Stolas couldn't lie, seeing Spongebob in his anime form was very impressive, and he was glad the little sponge rescued him from Stella's diabolical plan.
"Now I need to go back to prepare for Via's visit. I can't wait to tell her about this hilarious story!" Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 75: Brandon Rogers
Notes:
You bet your ass the voice actors of Helluva Boss are gonna get involved
Chapter Text
It took some time for Stolas to realize he had hinted Blitz that this wasn’t his first panic attack, but the imp hadn’t brought it up, so… Either he didn’t notice, or he didn’t care. Both were fine with the owl. He was still afraid Blitz’s help has been motivated mainly by practical aspects, but it had truly felt nice, to have someone beside him in those moments, despite the added rush of stress it first caused him.
Now, barely two days later, it was time to prepare for their second self-defense lesson! Even better, Octavia was still there until the start of next week because of her mother’s schedule, which was all better in Stolas’ eyes, and not just because it kept Stella away. Maybe he would be able to not see her at all this week? It went well until now, and he hadn’t even particularly tried hard to avoid her.
At least, the gear Blitz had suggested him to defend or train during the lessons had arrived, a bit later than expected but still in time, so Stolas wasn’t complaining.
It would be an evening without his daughter, but he wouldn’t be alone anyway thanks to the imp, so he didn’t mind too much. Plus, Via was going to some festival to see a concert with Loona, and it felt nice to see these two were getting along even more now. Stolas had even heard Via speak about Loona’s friends, saying they were nice and she’d see them again today.
To Stolas’ dismay, Via wasn’t mastering the portals without the grimoire yet enough to be able to take herself and Loona there, but the owl still made sure the both of them had a safe transportation there, since Blitz would be using the van to come to the palace later, after work. He could have used the crystal, but he seemed to prefer leaving it at the office and not use it for other purposes, and he refused Stolas’ offer to portal him. As for the girls, they had feared loosing the gem not so long ago and therefore didn’t want to risk it in a place full of people.
The prince had made sure to renew the spell on his daughter, and even placed one on Loona and the imp couple from IMP, just in case. With everything happening, it felt safer that way, until he could start his moves, but that would have to wait for next week.
But right now, he had some catch up to do on his work. Not that he could avoid all his tasks even with Via here, but he hadn’t been too busy these past few weeks and hoped it would remain that way, for he had a lot on his mind. Yet, there was still a bare minimum to be done, so he settled on it, asking for refreshments to his staff soon after he got started, to make sure he wouldn’t wander off if he was to go to the kitchen by himself. He… May have been a bit too easygoing this week, and it wasn’t a habit he should take, not when the next one was threateningly close by.
Still, once said bare minimum was done, he was quick to abandon his study to go to the room he had dedicated to their self-defense lessons. His staff was told to put the gear received there, but he hadn’t unpacked yet, and he had to admit, he wanted to do so before Blitz’s arrival, because as much as he loved to chat with his imp, he also knew he probably wouldn’t be as well physically for their next training, so better take some advance on the hiding blades in clothes part so they could focus on the other aspects Blitz had been interested about last time.
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
If that was all the questions she had, then it wasn’t as bad as Stolas had feared, especially if she didn’t intend to hurt Blitz. He worried she would make use of said warning shot, and he wasn’t sure he would have been able to stay put if she had, but she probably knew as much. Which meant, either she wouldn’t, or she would once he was powerless. He shouldn’t forget she probably had planned something special for him as a retaliation.
Whatever it was though, it was obvious Striker’s presence was one of last minute. Either that, or he really didn’t like working directly under a royal’s orders that way, with his employer present and being able to dictate his every move. He also didn’t seem to know how she usually operated, but was doing a decent job of following the flow.
Still, Stolas filled that in his mind. He couldn’t act up now, and wouldn’t, but the hybrid was an unknown factor, there was no telling what he would do or how he would react. The Goetia hadn’t forgotten what the tall imp did to him last time, which was a bad omen for what was about to come, but he couldn’t fight back yet again. He simply hoped Striker wouldn’t have another idea of more… Permanent injuries. He had done a good job at putting up a good facade for Octavia, he didn’t want for all of this to have been in vain, though at least she didn’t worry for as long as it lasted.
The changes were indeed quick to happen, for Striker didn’t lock the door behind him and barely waited for the owl to put his phone away before putting forcefully his arms behind his back to tie him up with blessed rope.
“Not a fan of handcuffs?” Stolas couldn’t help but ask, managing not to sound too snarky.
“Why, it would have suited your fancy tastes better? Sorry, I trust these more”, Striker smiled as he deliberately tied the knot as tight as he could, before patting the owl down to make sure he had no blades already hidden on him.
Stolas moved his fingers a bit, and internally winced at the numb feeling already spreading. By the time they were done, he was sure as hell not to be able to feel his hands at all.
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
"NO WAY!!! MOVE IT TO THE BEAT!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and they couldn't believe who it was standing there. It was none other than Brandon Rogers, a popular entertainer online.
"Oh, you gotta be kidding me!" Stella groaned, "Why is there a human in here?!"
"Better question is, why does he sound awfully familiar to Blitzo?" Stolas wondered.
"I'm Brandon Rogers, and I'm the voice actor of Blitzo from Helluva Boss," Brandon explained, "One good friend of mine showed me the Selfless fanfic, and after what I read, I am so FUCKING APPALLED! Stella, this birdie has been through enough shit as it is in the canon show. Why are you subjecting him to this?!"
Everyone was at loss of words of what Brandon just said. There were voice actors voicing them? And they were all part of some fanfiction?
"Wait, if Blitzo is being voiced by you, then who's voicing us?!" Striker asked.
"Well, Stolas, you're voiced by Bryce Pinkham. Stella, you're voiced by Georgina Leahy, who is ironically enough a very kind and respectful woman. And Striker, you got two voice actors. You were originally voiced by Norman Reedus in the Harvest Moon Festival episode, but now you are voiced by Edward Bosco."
"What the hell?! Why am I being voiced by Georgina?! I heard she's terrible!" Stella tried to claim, but in truth, she didn't knew who this woman is.
"Um, Brandon, can you please untie me from these ropes? I can't feel shit because Mr. I Hate Royalty Yet I Work For Them tied them too tightly!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Oh, boo hoo, prince!" Striker mocked before glaring at Brandon, "And you better not try and free him or else Blitzo is dead!"
"YEAH! TAKE THIS!" Stella yelled as she threw something at Brandon, causing him to turn to his grandpa character.
"Try me bitch!" Grandpa Brandon threatened as he threw the candy back at Stella.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! I'VE HAD IT!!! WE'RE GONNA DESTORY HELLUVA BOSS AND MAKE THIS FANFIC CANON TO THE SERIES TO TRIGGER THE FANGIRLS OF STOLAS AND BLITZO!!!" Striker proclaimed as he began to try and find a way to stop the show. But Brandon was one step ahead of him. He turned into his Karen character and started to attack Striker with his purse.
"Don't you dare ruin the show! I'll sue you!" Karen Brandon yelled as he continued to attack Striker.
"BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!" Striker screamed as he tried to stab Brandon, but Brandon grabbed his arm and twisted it to a point where it broke, causing him to scream.
"HOW DARE YOU BROKE HIS ARM!!!" Stella screamed, "THAT'S IT!!! YOU CAN KISS YOUR CHARACTER GOODBYE!!!"
But before Stella could even grab her phone, Brandon knocked her down on the ground and held her down as he untied Stolas and restrained Stella with the very angelic rope.
"NO!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!" Stella screamed, but Brandon ignored her.
"Now, let's see what this gel in the knife can do..." Brandon menacingly said.
"NO!!! DON'T!!!" Striker yelled as he charged at Brandon, but Stolas held him. Brandon then sank in one go in her thigh until the weapon’s guard blocked it’s plunge, earning a scream from Stella.
“That’s the sound I want to hear!” Brandon’s voice pleasantly cooed, but Stolas looked worried.
"Um, Brandon... I don't think you should-" Stolas was suddenly interrupted when Brandon removed the blade with a twist, and the high pitched shriek escaped Stella before she could process what was happening.
“Aaah, such nice sounds...” Brandon couldn’t help but tease.
"NO!!! STOP!!! I WAS SUPPOSE TO DO THAT TO STOLAS!!! YOU WEREN'T SUPPOSE TO HURT STELLA!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! PLEASE!!! SHE DOESN'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS!!!" Striker begged as he cried, not wanting the swan princess to be hurt. But it was no use. All Striker could do was watch as Brandon continued to assault Stella with the blessed knife while tearing off her dress. Whatever product was on that blade, it was way too efficient. Stella’s poor mind was quickly put in a haze of pain as Brandon kept going, trying to get as much screams and sounds of pain as he could from the swan, slicing her right side, stabbing her right shoulder next, then her arm below, before applying pressure on each of the fresh wounds. He even went as far as breaking the bone beneath her thigh wound, surpassing all other pains before with the added feeling of the bone breaking and the tissues from the already present stab wound tearing up even more. Once his victim was too exhausted to yell, he kept going with a beating, until Stolas stopped him.
"Brandon, please! You've done enough! Stella's going to die from too much pain!" Stolas pleaded. Brandon thankfully stopped, but then forced Stella to open her mouth and spat in her mouth, making her swallow it.
"Torture's not so fun when you're on the other hand, huh bitch?" Brandon mocked, "Let this be the last time you try and hurt him. Not unless I'll do worse. Now fuck off. Both of you."
Striker still wept as he gently and carefully carried the swan princess out of the room, both crying from the pain and hatred Brandon inflicted upon them. Despite his usual goofiness, when pissed, Brandon was a force not to be messed with. Once Stella and Striker were out of the room, Stolas let out a sigh.
"Brandon, I understand that Stella and her goons were doing to me was completely terrible and unacceptable, and I agree that it needed to be stopped," Stolas began, "But... what you did to her was just as wrong. You aren't any better than her or her goons doing this. I get you wanted to try an 'eye for an eye' type punishment, but I don't think that was right. These blessed knifes are enough to leave a demon in serious damage if they're not fatally killed. Worse of all, how will Octavia react to finding out her mother was assaulted and tortured in such a terrible way? She was already distressed enough to find out I was almost killed, and to find that her mother was subjected to similar torture?"
"Stolas, I understand what you are saying, but what I did to her, she did five times worst to you at best," Brandon reasoned, "I may be a fun and goofy guy, but I hate seeing those I love and care for be hurt, especially to this extent. You've been hurt for many lifetimes even without this torture nonsense. I'm sorry for hurting Stella like that, Stolas, but she needs to understand the pain she inflicts on others, and that it is not okay to do what she is doing. I hope this is the last time she tries to hurt you like this."
Stolas couldn't help but agree with what Brandon said. He presumed that something happened in his personal life that led to him doing what he did. Brandon then held Stolas's hand.
"Say, birdie, want me to fuck your brains out to get your mind off today's madness from earlier?" Brandon offered.
"Depends. Are you as good in bed as your character?" Stolas flirted.
"How about we fuck around and find out?" Brandon flirted back. And as Stolas lifted Brandon up to kiss him, he realized that Blitzo's voice actor was actually pretty cool.
Chapter 76: Jotaro Kujo
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
Once his breakfast was over, Stolas did try to get a few hours of sleep, but his brain just kept circling whenever he tried to rest, so he quickly gave up and choose to continue his preparations. He wouldn’t really be able to drown his sorrow in alcohol in the up-coming days if he was rejected since Octavia was there, but well, in theory he could with all the work he was doing. It’s almost as if he truly had many things do to, when in reality he just needed to keep his mind busy. Which was a bit unusual, he liked to take his time and think, but he already did too much of it and it was just going on repeat now.
He still managed to do what he could to keep an eye on Octavia while she was gone and talked to Loona to reassure himself, then they were both gone, after Stolas hugged his daughter, and he waved at her, wishing them a good evening, while the hellhound was driving away.
The van was bound to come back, since Blitz was using it too to visit the palace, but the girls were going to stay at Loona’s place for a bit, and if they were still up for the party, Blitz would drop them off before joining Stolas.
The Goetia still had a few hours ahead of him, but he had absolutely no idea how to spent them. A bath would be nice, but even if he preened in the most extensive way, it wouldn’t take that long.
Instead, he wandered in the gardens around the palace. The greenhouse was great, but he had already visited his plants today, and the outside would do him some good too.
And it worked… Until he was almost back to his starting point, and he noticed a group or four near the entrance and froze.
“Oh, Stolas, perfect, you’re already here!” Stella smirked at him. “You sure do know when to show up at least!”
“Already?!” He couldn’t help but sigh as they walked toward him.
“What, you’re not happy to see me?” Stella teased. “I know you’re alone, so let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? You’re lucky, I wasn’t planning on it so it will be short, but it’s not like if you had much of a choice, right?”
She showed him her phone again, and on the screen, he could see Octavia chatting with Loona in the back of IMP’s meeting room in some angles from the cameras pointed at Blitz, and he mentally swore. Of course, that was how she knew his daughter wasn’t here, because there was no way she’d have texted her mother about this.
“It is not a great idea to let our heir spend her time with such people, don’t you think? I know you have weird ideas about how to educate a young Goetia, but still! Oh well, you won’t listen to my views on the subject, let’s just skip to the next and funny part! I’ll let you show the way. Don’t forget your phone.”
"Sure thing!"
No one knew who said that, but what they do know was that what happened next was unexpected. Stella's phone suddenly started to get very hot a point where Stella had to drop it. Then, out of nowhere, the battery imploded, and the phone caught on fire.
"HOLY SHIT, MY PHONE!" Stella cried out. The Shar Pei hellhound got a cup of water and tried to put it out, but it didn't work.
"You can't use water to put out a lithium battery, dumbass!" the watchdog hellhound scolded as he bopped the Shar Pei hellhound on the head. Stolas then got out the proper fire extinguisher to put out the fire. Though it was quickly contained, Stella's phone was now broken beyond repair.
"DID YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, STOLASS?!" Stella accused the owl prince.
"How the FUCK would have I have been able to do that?! You all saw I didn't use any kind of magic!" Stolas defended.
"Wait, didn't someone say 'Sure thing' before Stella's phone caught on fire? Maybe that person was responsible for it?" the chihuahua hellhound deduced.
"Yeah! Whoever did that, show yourself!" the watchdog hellhound threatened as he put his dukes up. The person then revealed himself to be none other than Jotaro Kujo, who's best known for being a rough delinquent with a noble heart.
"What's this I hear about you all trying to torture Stolas?" Jotaro confronted.
"Us? Torture the great noble prince Stolas? Of course not! Where would you get that idea from?" Stella nervously said. Jotaro then pulled out video from the last torture session, which shocked everyone. Stolas in particular grew afraid from recounting the infamous session.
"Uh... that's not us..." Stella denied, but Jotaro was not having it.
"SHUT UP WITH YOUR LIES!!!" Jotaro screamed as he threw a clean punch towards Stella, knocking her down.
"HOW DARE YOU PUNCH HER!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he charged at Jotaro, only for him to dodge the attack and grab the watchdog's forearm before kneeing it so hard it snapped. The watchdog hellhound cried in pain from the broken forearm, and Jotaro punched him down on the ground, sweeping the other two hellhounds with him.
"NO, PLEASE!!! WE'RE SORRY!!! DON'T KILL US!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out as they all embraced each other.
"No apology will get you all out of this..." Jotaro glared, "Stolas, would you like to assist me?"
"Sure thing!" Stolas nodded as he and Jotaro got ready for the ultimate attack.
"Oh shit..." Stella gulped.
"DAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMU!!!"
Jotaro did a rapid punch move against Stella while Stolas went into feral mode and did a similar move towards the three hellhounds. All four screamed and cried as they tried, but failed to block the rapid punches that were quickly degrading their bodies. This assault went on for over a minute before both finally stopped. In the aftermath, Both the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds were dead, and Stella and the watchdog were barely clinging on to life.
"Any last words, you stupid scumbags?!" Jotaro coldy said.
"Fuck you..." the watchdog hellhound spat out.
"I don't regret shit..." Stella sneered. Jotaro then curb stomped the watchdog hellhound, killing him. He was about to do the same with Stella before he was stopped by Stolas.
"Wait! Don't kill her!" Stolas pleaded, "I don't care about the hellhounds, but whether people like it or not, she is still the mother of Octavia. I don't want my little owlet to worry about her own mother dying because of your actions!"
Jotaro was hesitant, but ultimately conceded and spared Stella, but only because Stolas was that adamant on ensuring that Octavia still had a mother figure.
"Don't make me come back here, Stella. Otherwise, not even Stolas's pleads will save you..." Jotaro warned before he left. Stella tried to stop herself from crying, but it was no use. She sobbed like a baby as Stolas couldn't help but fear bad for her, despite what she had done. She had already tortured him once, and was going to do it again, but deep down, she didn't deserve an assault this bad. While she still sobbed, Stolas gently carried her to the study room to heal her injuries, while also making sure that Stella didn't try and harm him, which she thankfully try to do. Apparently, Jotaru's beating made her think twice now. Once Stella was fully healed and cleaned up, Stolas helped Stella get up before he told her this:
"Stella, let this be the last time you try and hurt me. I could've easily let Jotaru finish you off the same way he did with one of your goons, but I didn't because despite everything you tried to do to me, I will never be as hateful and heartless as you. But... if you so much as to threaten me or my loved ones again, then I won't hesitate to have you killed... Go home, Stella... and don't come back here..."
Stella simply nodded, and slowly walked out of the palace, regretting everything. Once Stella was out, Stolas just simply sighed. While he was glad these torture sessions were finally over, at the same time, he felt as though Jotaru could've handled it a bit better than to nearly kill Stella. Nonetheless, he was thankful for his help, and hoped to meet him again.
"I'm gonna need their bodies disposed, and then I'll get to work preparing for the full moon," Stolas planned as he went to call the cleaners.
Chapter 77: Horrid Henry
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the first punch can be thrown, however, something unexpected happened. The door came crashing down, and in came Horrid Henry, the infamous troublemaker of Britain.
"IT'S NOT EASY BEING ME!!! I'M HORRID HENRY!!!" Henry screamed the lyrics to his theme song.
"Oh no, not that fucking brat!" the watchdog hellhound groaned.
"Horrid Henry, you are to leave immediately!" Stella commanded, knowing Henry's infamous history, "We are right in the middle of something, and you are not to interrupt us with your horrid behavior!"
"No! I want to join!" Henry whined.
"No way, kid! You ain't got the power like we have!" the Shar Pei hellhound disagreed.
"Wait, aren't you that kid who's being abused by your parents?" Stolas asked.
"What do you mean? He's not being abused!" Stella retorted.
"Stella, I've watched the Horrid Henry show before, and his parents are awful!" Stolas exclaimed, "His parents treat him like an absolute demon, even in moments where Henry wasn't acting horrid, and meanwhile, they treat their other son Peter as the golden child and spoil him rotten. There was a scene where Peter flat out admits to spraying Henry with the hose, and the father still thought it was Henry's fault for getting in the way! If anything, 'horrid' Henry is actually the nicest member of the family, as everyone else is terrible and unlikeable to him!"
Suddenly, Henry grew sad before he broke down crying. For the first time, someone finally stood up and called out the true nature of his family, who was ironically the very reason he acted the way he did.
"T- Thank you, Stolas... you have no idea what my parents did to me..." Henry wept.
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS PITY PARTY!!! YOU EITHER LEAVE NOW OR ELSE BLITZO WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BUTT IN AND ACT HORRID!!!" Stella threatened.
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YPOUR BLOODY ASS UP?!?!" Henry screamed as he punched Stella, then took her phone and broke it.
"DON'T YOU DARE ASSAULT STELLA YOU STUPID KID!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed as he charged at Henry, but he pulled out a knife and stabbed the chihuahua with it. "OW!!! HE STABBED ME!!!"
"HENRY YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE BOY!!!" the watchdog hellhound growled as he and the Shar Pei hellhound charged at Henry. But Henry had another plan. He dodged the charge and stabbed the Shar Pei hellhound in the back. When the watchdog hellhound lunged at him, he used his foot to kick him in the face before slashing his chest, letting out a scream.
"HOW DARE YOU STAB MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screeched and slapped Henry in the face. Henry then let out a massive scream before tackling Stella and proceeding to punch and kick her. Stella tried, but failed to stop the assault.
"Henry, please stop! She's had enough!" Stolas pleaded, and Henry stopped, though all four were now injured.
"You all get out right now! And Stella, no more of your torturing antics!" Henry demanded. Stella and the hellhounds groaned and cried in pain as they got up and left. Once all four were out of the room, Henry freed Stolas from the handcuffs and gave him a hug.
"Thank you so much for your bravery, young man," Stolas thanked, "See? You're not so horrid after all. There is a kind, loving kid inside of you, and you deserve far better than those poor excuses of parents."
"Oh, that just reminds me!" Henry pulled out a paper that would forfeit custody of Henry to Silly Simon and his wife, and instead give full custody to Stolas, "How about you be my dad?"
"Um, sure, but... why did your parents signed it?" Stolas asked.
"They didn't. I just had them sign it unwillingly while they were asleep!" Henry giggled. Stolas thought that was wrong, but then he remembered that this was hell, and anything went there. So he signed the paper, giving him full custody of Horrid Henry.
"Thank you so much, dad!" Henry exclaimed, "Now come on! Let's have some fun and forget about what that horrible swan and her mutts tried to do to you earlier!"
"Sure thing, Henry," Stolas agreed as he and Henry went out of the room to have some father/son bonding.
Chapter 78: Profanatica
Notes:
Note: The performance Profanatica plays is similar to that of their live performance in Heavy Hell IV, which you can watch here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICrt7daiZ4Q
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"THE BLOOD CIRCLE IS FUCKING READY!!!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were in complete shock at who was there. There stood the infamous USBM act Profanatica, and right off the bat, they began to play one of their songs "Condemned to Unholy Death."
"NO WAY! IT'S PROFANATICA!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"FUCK YEAH!!! THIS IS AWESOME!!!" the chihuahua added. All three hellhounds forgot what they were supposed to be doing, and instead began to headbang and mosh to the song.
"HEY IDIOTS!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE HITTING HIM!!! NOT MOSHING TO THIS TERRIBLE BAND!!!" Stella exclaimed, but it was no use.
"COME ON, STOLAS, YOU GOTTA JOIN IN!!!" the watchdog hellhound said as he released Stolas, in which Stolas decided to headbang as well.
"Wow, this band sure knows how to play!" Stolas exclaimed as he danced with the hellhounds.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M WITNESSING RIGHT NOW!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'M ENDING THIS SHIT!!!" Stella screeched as she tried to stop the band members. But that was a mistake, as the guitarist Adam Besserer hit her in the head with his guitar.
"OUCH! STOP PLAYING AND GET THE FUCK OUT!" Stella screamed as she snatched the bass and smashed it. That's when bassist Malcolm Tent grabbed her arm and karate chopped it, breaking it. "OW!!! FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE RUIN THIS PERFORMANCE!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed as he shoved Stella away.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOU ALL!!! BECAUSE YOU JERKS WANTED TO RUIN EVERYTHING, I'M KILLING BLITZO RIGHT NOW!!!" But before Stella could get her phone, Stolas kicked her privates, causing her to cry as she fell on her knees. Stolas then took the phone and snapped it in half.
"GET THE FUCK OUT, WOMAN!!! AND DON'T EVER COME BACK TO THIS PALACE AGAIN!!!" Stolas screamed in Stella's face. Stella had no choice but to leave, crying from the pain from her pussy. By this point, the band stopped playing.
"You alright, Stolas?" drummer Paul Ledney asked.
"I guess so, but I can't believe she tried to do that to me just now. Also, how come you three stopped what you were doing?" Stolas asked.
"Well, Stolas, we love Profanatica, and when we saw them play, we decided to stop what we were doing and watch them play," the chihuahua explained.
"Yeah, Stolas, we're sorry for working against you for a moment. Stella was going to pay us a lot, but I think you'll pay us even more!" the Shar Pei hellhound hoped.
"How about you three get out?! You've all outstayed your welcome!" Stolas glared. All three hellhounds gulped before leaving the room. Stolas then turned to Malcolm, "Also, why did you have to break my wife's arm? Was that really necessary?"
"Stolas, she broke my bass!" Malcolm defended, "She can't always get her way."
"I agree with him," Adam added, "In fact, that's why we came here, because we wanted to stop Stella from hurting you anymore. You don't deserve any of this."
"Well, I guess so..." Stolas reluctantly agreed.
"Say, Stolas, before we head out, want a free signed copy of our latest LP?" Paul offered.
"Sure! Evne though I'm not much of a metalhead, the music was pretty good, and I'm sure Via would love it!" Stolas agreed. The band members handed Stolas the signed vinyl of Crux Simplex before heading out. Stolas decided to wrap it as a gift to Octavia for when she came home.
"Despite what happened earlier, I'm sure Via would appreciate this band," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room, intending to give Via the gift when she arrived.
Chapter 79: WGBH Boston and BND of Doom
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the torture can begin, however, something unexpected happened. A portal was opened up, and Stella and the three hellhounds were sucked in the portal. All four screamed as they felt themselves being sucked into a void, with Stella's phone being lost in her grip. Eventually, all four fell into a black screen.
"Ugh, WHAT THE HELL?! WHY DID WE ALL GET SENT HERE?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Don't ask us, we don't know either!" the Shar Pei hellhound said.
"Wait, what's that?!" the chihuahua hellhound pointed. What happened next would haunt the four for days to come. The WGBH Boston began to play, which consisted of the WGBH logo zipping in formation while some alien-like synths played in the background. When the logo finished forming, it shined before showing the word "Boston" before fading away.
"JEEPERS!!! THAT WAS SCARY!!!" the watchdog hellhound whined.
"Oh that was nothing," Stella scoffed, "What's next? They're gonna play another scary logo?"
Another scary logo played, indeed, but this time, it was the infamous BND of Doom. It started by playing the infamous "A Viacom Presentation" logo with the V zooming in while some weird synths and drumming played in the background. But then, out of nowhere, the BND face jumpscared the four as the haunting tone of the BND logo blasted. This sudden jumpscared caused all four to scream before breaking down crying.
"OH MY GOD!!! THAT LOGO WAS SO SCARY!!!" Stella cried.
"WHO THE FUCK MADE US GO THROUGH THAT HELLHOLE?!?!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed and cried.
"That would be me!" Boris appeared.
"WHAT THE HELL, BORIS?!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU SEND US TO THE WGBH BOSTON AND BND OF DOOM LOGOS?!?!" the watchdog hellhound yelled.
"Because I saw what you all were going to do to Stolas, and I will not allow that!" Boris explained, "By the way, you four are grounded grounded grounded for 893709789y2897258947438978978974973495489756489289524748951789057480975689743690843179 years! Go to bed right now!"
All four screamed and cried as they ran to their rooms, still traumatized from the scary logos. Once all four were gone, Boris returned back to the bedroom, where Stolas still stayed, but now was freed from handcuffs.
"Um, Boris, where is my wife and her goons?" Stolas asked.
"I sent them to the WGBH Boston and BND of Doom logos before grounding them," Boris explained, "The next time they try to torture you, I will give them a punishment day."
"I guess so..." Stolas said. Boris then gave Stolas his phone number for any future meetups before leaving. While Stolas was concerned about Stella getting PTSD from the scary logos, at the same time, he hoped this was a tough lesson learned for the swan princess on why you should never hurt others for the hell of it.
"Oh, I almost forgot about Via's visit!" Stolas thought as he left the room to continue his preparations for Octavia's visit.
Chapter 80: Embarrassing Porn Videos
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, what happened next would shock everyone. A TV spawned in the middle of the room where everyone can see. Then, the TV turned on, and it began to play a video of Stella pegging the Shar Pei hellhound.
"How badly do you want to hurt Stolass?" Stella teased.
"Soooo badly, mistress!" the Shar Pei hellhound moaned as Stella slapped his butt.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! DID YOU SERIOUSLY HAD SEX WITH THEM JUST SO THEY WOULD AGREE TO TORTURE ME?!?!" Stolas exclaimed, disturbed by the contents of the video.
"What?! No, of course not!" Stella tried to deny, but it was clear that was embarrassed from the video. It then cut to another video of Stella pegging the chihuahua next.
"Oh goddess! I love it when you pound my bussy like this! I promise I'll do anything!" the chihuahua hellhound moaned.
"Would you hurt my pathetic ex for me?" Stella asked.
"Yes, goddess! I will stab him if I have to! Oh fuck!" the chihuahua hellhound moaned louder when she hit his m spot. By now, both the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds were blushing like crazy. They didn't knew they were being recorded, and now they felt ashamed for letting themselves be humiliated like this. The watchdog hellhound, on the other hand, was laughing hysterically.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! YOU TWO ARE SO FUCKING PATHETIC THAT YOU ALLOWED YOURSELVES TO GET PEGGED LIKE THIS!!!" the watchdog hellhound giggled.
"BRO, IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I JUST LIKE IT IN THE BUTT, OKAY?!" the chihuahua hellhound retorted. Suddenly, the video changed again to something even more embarrassing. This time, Stella was pampering the watchdog hellhound, who was wearing girly baby clothes and acting like a baby.
"Mommy... I love it when you comfort me and treat me like a wittle baby..." the watchdog hellhound said in a baby voice.
"That's excellent, darling..." Stella cooed, "Do you want to hurt a mean owl for mommy?"
"Yes, mommy... I would do anything for you!" the watchdog hellhound giggled as Stella tickled him in the stomach. The watchdog, who was once laughing at his friends, was now silent when he realized his secret was exposed.
"TURN THIS OFF RIGHT NOW!!! STOLAS, YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSE TO WATCH ANY OF THIS SHIT!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to turn off the TV, but with no luck. The video then changed for the last time, which was Stella having rough sex with one of the snipers.
"SAY IT AGAIN!!!" Stella screamed.
"I AM THE QUEEN'S WHORE!!!" the sniper yelled.
"SAY IT!!!" Stella screamed again.
"I AM THE QUEEN'S WHORE!!! OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" the sniper moaned as he came.
"HOW DARE YOU CUM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'M LOCKING THAT POOR EXCUSE OF A DICK OF YOURS!!!" Stella sternly yelled as she got out a chastity cage.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE!!! STELLA, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT THE MONEY ANYMORE!!! STOLAS NOW KNOWS WE'RE ALL DEGENERATES, AND NOTHING IS WORTH HURTING HIM!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed as the chihuahua hellhound released Stolas from his handcuffs. All three hellhounds then ran out of the room crying.
"NO!!! STOP!!! COME BACK!!!" Stella begged, but to no avail. The TV then shut off and went away.
"Stella... in all my years of knowing you... I never would've imagined you would engage in such nastiness..." Stolas sighed.
"SAYS YOU! You and that imp of yours get into disgusting BDSM play! I've seen some of the toys and restraints you leave!" Stella retorted.
"Well at least me and Blitzy don't record these sessions and share it with others to a point where they're all comfortable!" Stolas argued before snatching Stella's phone and calling off the snipers, "Now get out! And if you try and pull anything like this again, then I will FUCKING kill you! And I don't care if you're a mother either! You don't deserve to be one with how much you neglected Via in her childhood!"
Stella was pissed, but she had no other choice but to sigh and leave the room. Once she was out, Stolas tried to figure out where that TV came from, and how it was able to play such videos right before he was about to be tortured. He wasn't even sure who was responsible for it. But regardless of the circumstances surrounding the TV, he was glad it embarrassed everyone enough to stop what they were doing and halt the torture session.
"I need to clear my head from all of this madness..." Stolas softly said as he headed to the balcony for some fresh air.
Chapter 81: Barney
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
The more we get together
Together, together
The more we get together
The happier we'll be!
Cause your friends are my friends
And my friends are your friends
The more we get together
The happier we'll be!
Everyone turned to who was singing, and gasped at who it was. There stood Barney, the infamous purple dinosaur, and he was singing "The More We Get Together."
"Oh boy, it's so fun to see everyone come together!" Barney cheered.
"OH FUCK OFF, BARNEY!!! OCTAVIA USED TO MAKE ME AND STOLASS WATCH YOUR SHOW, AND IT WAS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!" Stella screamed, recalling being forced to watch Barney by her daughter.
"Yeah, screw off, you stupid purple dinosaur! We're trying to do something here!" the Shar Pei hellhound added.
"What's that? You want me to sing another song?" Barney asked, not getting the fact that no one wants him here, "Sure thing!"
Roll out the dough!
Pour on the sauce!
Sprinkle the cheese!
Now cover the top with anything you please!
Pizza, pizza, nothing beats a pizza
It's my tummy's favorite
Pizza, pizza, we love to make a pizza
With yummy toppings over it
By now, it was quite obvious that Barney was going to stay in the room and continue to annoy everyone with singing his cheesy and feel-good songs for kids. Even Stolas, who was more tolerant of such shows, was starting to get annoyed.
"You know what?! We're fucking done here! Get him!" the chihuahua hellhound commanded. The Shar Pei and watchdog hellhounds restrained Barney as the chihuahua hellhound released Stolas from the cuffs and placed them on Barney.
"HEY! What are you all doing?!" Stella asked, confused of Stolas being released.
"Change of plans, princess. We're going to torture Barney instead. Now sit down next to Stella, Stolas," the watchdog hellhound pointed to Stolas.
"But... but..." Stolas wanted to argue, as he didn't want to see Barney hurt.
"SIT DOWN NEXT TO HER NOW OR ELSE I WILL TAKE STELLA'S PHONE AND SIGNAL THE SNIPERS TO KILL HIM!!!" the watchdog hellhound threatened, leading to Stolas to have no other choice but to sit next to Stella.
"Wow, let's see what these dogs have in store for me!" Barney giggled.
"Oh, you'll see..." the Shar Pei hellhound smirked before he unleased a powerful punch on the side of Barney's torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room. However, instead of being in pain, Barney only laughed.
"Wow, that was awesome! Do that again!" Barney demanded. The Shar Pei then went to kick Barney, getting more laughs from him.
"OH COME ON!!! YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSE TO DO THAT TO STOLASS, NOT THAT PURPLE DINO FUCK!!! HE'S NOT EVEN FEELING ANY PAIN!!!" Stella complained.
"Let me try something," the chihuahua said as he forced Barney up and stabbed him. However, Barney only laughed some more.
"Oh wow! That tickles!" Barney laughed.
"Slow down, so that he really feels it," the Shar Pei hellhound commanded. The chihuahua went slower with the slicing, but Barney continued to laugh.
"Um, guys... I don't think it's working..." Stolas said, "Perhaps you should end it now?"
"NO!!! I WANT A TURN!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed before he tackled Barney and punched him hardly in numerous areas, including the fresh wounds. If this was done on Stolas, he would've been in so much pain, but for Barney, it was probably the most fun he's ever had.
"This is great! These dogs sure know how to take care of me!" Barney giggled while the watchdog continued to pounce on him.
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screamed as she shoved the watchdog hellhound away from Barney, "WE'RE DONE HERE!!! BARNEY, I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED, YOU PIECE OF DINO SHIT!!! AND AS FOR YOU THREE, FOR DOING ALL OF THIS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION, YOU'RE NOT GETTING PAID!!! NOW LET'S GO HOME RIGHT NOW!!!"
The three hellhounds were pissed at that, but had no other choice but to accept the fact that they weren't getting paid. Stella released Barney from the handcuffs before the four left the room. Before she left, however, Stella glared at Stolas.
"You may have won this battle, Stolass, but you most certainly haven't won this war!" Stella coldly spat out before leaving the room. Stolas then went to check up on Barney.
"Barney! Are you okay?" Stolas asked.
"Of course I'm okay! I can't feel any pain or sadness at all, and I purposefully annoyed them so that they would take it out on me instead!" Barney explained.
"Wow... that was incredibly brave of you to do," Stolas commented, "But let me fix you up. It's clear that the torture they did on you were quite much."
Stolas then took Barney to the bathroom to clean him up and use healing spells on his wounds to heal them. Once Barney was fully healed, Stolas opened up a portal and sent him back to his own world. Once the portal was closed, Stolas let out a sigh. He never thought Barney of all people would save him from the torture session, but he was glad that he showed up in time. He also hoped that Stella won't try and pull something like that again.
"Should I tell Via about what happened earlier?" Stolas contemplated as he left the room.
Chapter 82: Canon Police
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"STOP!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were in shock at who was standing there. There's what looked to be a soyjak, but he was wearing a police uniform.
"This is the Canon Police! What you are all doing is breaking the canon timeline of Helluva Boss!" the Canon Police exclaimed.
"Wait, Canon Police? What the hell are you talking about?" Stella asked, annoyed that he barged in and stopped the torture from happening.
"Stella, you all are in an illegal fanfiction that is unauthorized to take over the series," the Canon Police explained, "The Full Moon episode is coming out in a few days, and from the trailers and all, it is not looking like it's gonna be like this. I mean, you are breaking all of the rules in the Helluva Boss universe!"
The Canon Police then snatched Stella's phone. "Stella, why do you have a smartphone? You're only supposed to be using a rotary phone!"
"Ugh, I have to upgrade because Via wanted to text me," Stella groaned, "And besides, what else am I going to use to threaten Stolass? A laptop?"
"You will no longer threaten Blitzo, because these snipers are all not suppose to exist!" the Canon Police said before pressing the call button, "You all get out of here! You are not canon!"
"Wait, you're not Ste-" the sniper was interrupted when the Canon Police pressed a button that caused all the snipers to explode. This got the attention of all the I.M.P. employees, who were all shocked seeing their exploding bodies fall down the room.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY IS THERE EXPLODING SNIPERS IN THIS ROOM?!?!" Blitzo screamed, but then the Canon Police turned off the feed before handing the phone back to Stella, who was now pissed.
"WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" Stella yelled.
"Because they weren't suppose to exist!" the Canon Police exclaimed before turning to the three hellhounds, "Now I suggest you doggies release Stolas and leave or else you will explode as well!"
The three hellhounds had no choice but to release Stolas from the handcuffs and ran out of the room, not wanting to explode. Stella, on the other hand, was so pissed off that the torture session couldn't even get started before the Canon Police showed up, that she collapsed on the floor and began to throw a tantrum like a little kid.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! I WANTED TO TORTURE THAT ASSHOLE FOR BEING A PATHETIC FUCKING MAN!!! HOW COULD YOU DO THAT TO ME?!?!" Stella screamed and cried.
"Stella, stop crying! You weren't supposed to do all of that!" the Canon Police scolded, "Now get out of here and don't come back until the script authorizes you to do so."
Stella continued to cry as she ran out the room. Once Stella was gone, the Canon Police went up to Stolas.
"Don't worry, Stolas, we will continue to ensure that no other non-canon events happen in the Helluva Boss universe, especially concerning your safety," the Canon Police assured, "We'll see you all on the Full Moon."
And with that, the Canon Police disappeared. Stolas couldn't believe what happened. Was Stella going to break the Helluva Boss canon events in exchange for hurting him? That's ridiculous! Furthermore, he didn't know what was actually canon. Whatever it was, though, he hoped the next full moon would be better.
"I need to go clear my head. If that's canon, of course," Stolas said to himself as he went to the balcony for some fresh air.
Chapter 83: Backrooms
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But when they got to the door, something... weird was present. The chihuahua hellhound tried to open it, but the door won't budge.
"Hey, idiots! Open up! I got Stolas!" the chihuahua called out. However, no one can be heard inside the room. "You, open the door."
Stolas then went to open the door, but he couldn't get any use of it opened either. Not even force magic would work.
"Um, I don't think it's gonna open," Stolas observed.
"Oh, you gotta be fucking kidding me!" the chihuahua yelled, "You had something to do with this?!"
"What? No, of course not! I didn't even knew you and your band of misfits arrived until you came in my study room!" Stolas defended.
"Fuck you, dude. Once this door's open, we're giving you hell!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled as he charged at the door. But that's when things went from strange to worse. As his body made contact with the door, he felt his body suddenly jag up as he was forcibly sucked into the door. The chihuahua screamed as he fell, and just as quickly as he began to fall, he landed on the floor. When he got up, he was in shock at where he was at.
He was in what looked to be an empty "room." Room was in quotations because there were several walls and hallways that led to an infinite amount of directions. There was no start, no end, hell, he didn't even know if this was the beginning.
"You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME!" the chihuahua screamed in a mix of anger and frustration, "STOLAS, I KNOW YOU DID THIS SHIT!!! COME OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"
However, no one came out.
"Okay, then. You wanna play this game? We'll play this game!" he said as he began to explore the backrooms. However, as he was walking through the rooms and hallways, it became more clear of how... empty and desolate things are. He didn't knew how long he had been walking, but he didn't knew how to get back either. As he continued to walk through them, he started to get worried.
"Stolas...? Stella...? Marcos...? Dess...? Anybody...?" the chihuahua called out, but there was no one.
"PLEASE!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANYMORE!!!" he cried out as he ran through the hallways, still adamant in finding an exit that never came. Just then, however, he stopped. There was what looked to be blood. He crept up closer, and gasped at what he saw. It was Princess Stella, but she was dead. It looked as though whoever killed her had ripped out her guts from her stomach before leaving her to die alone and in pain.
"OH MY GOD!!! STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the chihuahua cried as he knelt down Stella's corpse, crying on her shoulders. Not only did it confirmed that they also got sucked into the backrooms, but at least one of them was now dead. He was now terrified. Something else was in the backrooms and killing those in its presence. The question was, who?
"SHAY, HELP!"
"HELP, BRO, WE NEED TO GET OUT!"
"Marcos? Dess? Stay where you are! I'll get you!" Shay exclaimed as he followed where the voice was headed. But as he turned the corner, he gasped at what he saw. It was the Howler, a tall, thin black entity that looked jagged and scary. They both stared at each other before the Howler screeched.
"OH HELL NO!!!" Shay cried out as he took out his knife and tried to stab the Howler. However, the Howler dodged the knife attack and took the knife before snapping it in half. Now defenseless, Shay screamed as he ran away from the Howler, which was now beginning to chase him while screaming.
"LEAVE ME ALONE, MAN!!!" Shay cried as he passed by Marcos and Dess, both also dead presumably from the Howler. Shay continued to run until he found a hole. He was hesitant to jump at first, but when he saw the Howler prance close, he had no choice but to jump in it. When he landed, he was in a new level in the backrooms.
"I just wanna go home... this isn't what I signed up for..." Shay cried as he slowly walked through the new level of the backrooms. This level included stairs and what looked to be apartments. Essentially, he was at the Windows.
"I don't think this is all Stolas's doing. I mean, how in the hell would he be able to put in all of this effort?" Shay pondered. While he initially thought Stolas was behind the backrooms, now, it seems like the backrooms were all one big never ending maze of rooms and monsters. Shay continued to walk until he went through a fire exit that brought him back to the upper floor. This time, he was so paranoid, that he walked with caution, always staying alert.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!"
"Stolas?!" Shay exclaimed as he followed the voice of Stolas. However, as "Stolas" continued to scream help, his voice got more lower pitched and deeper, eventually turning into a very scary, demonic voice. Shay stopped when he realized that the Howler was at his tail again, and ran into the opposite direction. But that's when he came across another Howler.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!" Shay screamed as he turned around again, and found that he was cornered by two Howlers. "NO!!! PLEASE!!! I'M SORRY FOR TRYING TO STAB YOU!!! LET ME GO!!!"
But there was nothing he could do to stop this.
All he could was scream as the Howlers lunged at him.
"Alright, you stupid mutt! I'm gonna give you five seconds to come out of that door! And if you and your cronies are not out by the time I count to 5, then I am leaving! And I don't care what you all do! 1... 2... 3... 4... 4 and a half... 4 and three quarters... 5!"
When Stolas counted to 5, no one came out of the door. While Shay was going through torture in the backrooms, Stolas still stayed put, awaiting for their return, but it never came.
"Okay, that's it! I'm leaving! Have fun in there!" Stolas exclaimed as he left the room. He took caution in case one of them tried to sneak up and attack him, but it never came. For all he knew, they disappeared, and for the better. Stolas had to endure two of these terrible torture sessions already, and a third one would probably be worse than the previous ones. Stolas, deciding enough was enough, issued out a no-contact order with Stella, her goons, the snipers, and Striker for good measure. It was also made so that should they break this order, they would be killed on the spot. Once the order was officialized, Stolas decided to take a day for himself in his study.
"Let's see if we can learn some more healing spells in case that bitch tries to hurt me some more," Stolas thought to himself as he went back to his healing training.
Chapter 84: Barbie Wire
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"STELLA!!! JUST WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were surprised to see it was Barbie Wire, the sister of Blitzo. When Stella saw who it was, she groaned.
"What the hell, Barbie? Can't you see I'm trying to do something here?" Stella complained.
"I don't give a fuck what you're doing!" Barbie exclaimed, "You told me that if I accepted your grant, then I can infiltrate the drug shipping zone in Sloth to increase the drug supply in the Ars Goetia in exchange for my shit. And guess what? I did it, and you STILL haven't paid me back! And I'm not leaving until you get me what I owe!"
Stella couldn't believe what was happening. Why did Barbie had to show up now right when the funny part was going to happen?
"Look, girl, we don't have time for this," the watchdog hellhound began, "Whatever issue you have with Stella, you can save it for later. Now get out before we make you get out."
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME, YOU STUPID MUTT?!?!" Barbie glared.
"Alright, you asked for it!" the watchdog hellhound exclaimed as he charged at Barbie. However, after her run in with Blitzo at the camp, she wasn't going to have a repeat like last time. She used her seductive tone to turn around and present her butt towards the watchdog, causing him to stop.
"Oh, doggy, will you please fuck off for me?" Barbie seductively said.
"Y- Yes, ma'am!" the watchdog hellhound flirted as he slapped her butt. However, Barbie used this opportunity to stab the watchdog in the abdomen, causing him to screech in pain.
"YO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"YEAH, YOU WERE ASKING FOR IT WHEN YOU SHOWED YOUR ASS OUT!!!" the chihuahua hellhound added.
"How about you doggies come get this ass?!" Barbie teased. Both the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhound then went to charge at Barbie, only for her to dodge their attacks and stab them as well, causing them to scream in pain.
"HOW DARE YOU STAB MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT'S IT!!! BLITZO IS NOW GOING TO DIE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE RECKLESS!!!" Stella screeched as she grabbed her phone.
"Really? You're gonna kill Blitzo? YES, PLEASE DO! IT'S ABOUT TIME THAT ASSHOLE GOT OUT OF MY LIFE!!!" Barbie cheered.
"NO!!! STOP!!!" Stolas cried out, but it was too late. Stella sent the signal for the snipers to shoot Blitzo, killing him immediately. Stolas screamed and cried as he watched I.M.P. go in chaos upon Blitzo's death. However, instead of the worry and fear Barbie should've gotten, she went up to Stella to give her a high five.
"THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! SEND THE FOOTAGE TO ME!!! THAT WAS SO AWESOME!!!" Barbie exclaimed. Stella was taken aback by Barbie's excitement, but didn't question it. She then went up to Stolas and released him from his handcuffs.
"Well, Stolas, you certainly got out of the torture, but with a fatal price because of Barbie's actions," Stella said, "Hopefully, you won't gawk at anymore imps going forward. Now come on, you three! Get up and let's bust out of this shithole!"
However, none of the three hellhounds could get up, as they were still in pain from the stabbing. Stella had no choice but to carry all three out of the room. Once all four were out of the room, Stolas let Barbie have it.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY COULDN'T YOU STOP HER FROM KILLING BLITZO?!?!" Stolas demanded, furious and depressed that Barbie allowed Blitzo to die.
"Look, birdie, Blitzo is nothing but trouble!" Barbie retorted, "He killed our mom in that fucking fire, left Fizzarolli disabled, and to this day, I still have drug problems! He deserved to die, especially after killing a supplier of mine in the camp! I don't know what anyone sees in him, anyway!"
Before Stolas could clap back, Barbie turned around and went her own way. Now alone, Stolas collapsed to his knees and wept for his fallen friend turned lover. Sure, he was spared from a pretty bad beatdown from Stella's goons, but he'd rather get beaten to near death than have Blitzo die. And especially not for all of I.M.P. to witness his untimely demise.
"I'm sorry, Blitzo... I'm so, fucking sorry..." Stolas cried, not sure where he'll go from this point forward.
Notes:
Sorry for having Blitzo killed. I feel like Barbie would've preferred if he died in exchange for having Stolas spared of torture, given her character in Unhappy Campers.
Chapter 85: Glitz and Glam
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Once his breakfast was over, Stolas did try to get a few hours of sleep, but his brain just kept circling whenever he tried to rest, so he quickly gave up and choose to continue his preparations. He wouldn’t really be able to drown his sorrow in alcohol in the up-coming days if he was rejected since Octavia was there, but well, in theory he could with all the work he was doing. It’s almost as if he truly had many things do to, when in reality he just needed to keep his mind busy. Which was a bit unusual, he liked to take his time and think, but he already did too much of it and it was just going on repeat now.
He still managed to do what he could to keep an eye on Octavia while she was gone and talked to Loona to reassure himself, then they were both gone, after Stolas hugged his daughter, and he waved at her, wishing them a good evening, while the hellhound was driving away.
The van was bound to come back, since Blitz was using it too to visit the palace, but the girls were going to stay at Loona’s place for a bit, and if they were still up for the party, Blitz would drop them off before joining Stolas.
The Goetia still had a few hours ahead of him, but he had absolutely no idea how to spent them. A bath would be nice, but even if he preened in the most extensive way, it wouldn’t take that long.
Instead, he wandered in the gardens around the palace. The greenhouse was great, but he had already visited his plants today, and the outside would do him some good too.
And it worked… Until he was almost back to his starting point, and he noticed a group or four near the entrance and froze.
“Oh, Stolas, perfect, you’re already here!” Stella smirked at him. “You sure do know when to show up at least!”
“Already?!” He couldn’t help but sigh as they walked toward him.
“What, you’re not happy to see me?” Stella teased. “I know you’re alone, so let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? You’re lucky, I wasn’t planning on it so it will be short, but it’s not like if you had much of a choice, right?”
She showed him her phone again, and on the screen, he could see Octavia chatting with Loona in the back of IMP’s meeting room in some angles from the cameras pointed at Blitz, and he mentally swore. Of course, that was how she knew his daughter wasn’t here, because there was no way she’d have texted her mother about this.
“It is not a great idea to let our heir spend her time with such people, don’t you think? I know you have weird ideas about how to educate a young Goetia, but still! Oh well, you won’t listen to my views on the subject, let’s just skip to the next and funny part! I’ll let you show the way. Don’t forget your phone.”
Just as Stella said that, however, her phone was suddenly snatched up from an unknown force.
"HEY! WHO STOLE MY PHONE?!" Stella demanded.
"Before any of you ask, it was not me," Stolas defended right away.
"MY ASS!!! YOU BETTER PRAY I DON'T FIND IT, OR ELSE YOUR IMP PLAYTHING WILL DIE THE MOMENT I GET THE FEED BACK!!!" Stella screamed at her face.
"You will do no such thing!"
Everyone turned around and were shocked at who was standing there. There stood Glitz and Glam, twin kraken demons and performers.
"Wait a minute, aren't you those performers at one of Mammon's clown pageant contest?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Yeah, I think that was the one where Fizz and Asmodeus showed Mammon out! That one was crazy!" the chihuahua added.
"Yeah it's us, and we're here for some vengeance!" Glitz exclaimed.
"Vengeance? What do you mean? Shouldn't you be coming at Fizzarolli and Lord Asmodeus?" Stella asked.
"No!" Glam denied, "We were trying to look for leaks concerning any sex tapes between the two, but then we got access to a secret server you owned that included a video of Stolas getting tortured! It was so fucked up of you to do that, and now we're here to stop Stolas from being hurt anymore by you fucking bozos!"
"Oh really? And what makes you two think you can stop us? We're far more stronger than you!" the watchdog hellhound smirked as he crossed his arms, confident that Glitz and Glam won't be able to stop them. Too bad he underestimated them...
Get ready for a new look
New rhythm and a new hook
Not here to cuddle, more like leave you in a puddle
Little double trouble got ya boy shook (Ha-ha, here's the sitch)
Feed sin with ya taxes
Greedy greed wins where the cash is
Wanna sell my funny, slutty body to the masses
As Glitz and Glam sung and danced, Stella and her hellhounds felt themselves being forced to dance in cringy and flat out embarrassing dance moves, including some infamous Fortnite dance.
"Hey, stop this! This is so ridiculous!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"YEAH!!! AND STOP MAKING ME SHAKE MY ASS!!!" Stella complained as she tried to stop twerking, but to no avail. Meanwhile, Stolas couldn't help but laugh at their misery.
I'm a klown, bitch!
Fix up your frown, bitch!
Gimme the crown, bitch!
You hear that sound
You're goin' down
'Cuz I'm a klown, bitch!
When the chorus was sung, Stella and the hellhounds found themselves having their outfits changed to ridiculous clown costumes, all while still doing those stupid dance moves.
"NO!!! STOP!!! GIVE ME BACK MY CLOTHES!!!" the chihuahua hellhound cried.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED ME INTO BOZO THE CLOWN!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU TWO?!?!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he did the Orange Justice dance.
"Oh my goodness! This is the funniest shit I've seen in a long while!" Stolas giggled as he recorded the whole ordeal on his phone.
"DON'T YOU DARE RECORD US, STOLASS!!! MY GOD, THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER!!!" Stella cried out.
"Now fuck off, all of you!" Glitz and Glam declared as they both did a powerstruck move, causing Stella and the hellhounds to fly out of the palace.
"Wow, Glitz and Glam, you two did a splendid job putting them in their place!" Stolas congratulated, "I just wished you two did that in the last session..."
"We know, Stolas, and we're so sorry you had to go through that shit," Glitz said.
"If you want, we can exchange numbers so you can contact us," Glam offered, "Otherwise, have a safe full moon night!"
Stolas decided to accept their offer and exchange phone numbers before leaving. After the kraken sisters left, Stolas sighed out of relief. He knew that whatever plan they had in store for him, it was going to more or less incapacitate him for when he it was time to give Blitzo the Asmodean crystal. But now, he didn't had to worry about Stella and her goons trying to hurt him anymore, especially since he had video of their embarrassing dance moves he can use as blackmail should they try anything else.
"Now, time to return to planning as well as having a little bit of me time," Stolas said as he returned back to doing what he was doing.
Chapter 86: Jojo Siwa
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Getting owned?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were surprised at who was standing there. It was none other than Jojo Siwa, former dancer from the Abby Lee Dance Company turned pop star.
"No way! It's Jojo Siwa!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"Why, yes, it is me!" Jojo confirmed, "How did you know about me, though?"
"Bruh, I've seen Dance Moms before because that's all my mom would put on, and Abby Lee is insane! It's a miracle she's not rotting in jail for all of that bankruptcy fraud she did," the chihuahua said.
"Look, Jojo, we're trying to do something here, so can you please go away?!" Stella demanded.
"No way, Jose!" Jojo clapped back, "I found out about your plans on wanting to torture Stolas for fun, and I ain't about to let that happen!"
"Oh yeah? You and what army?" the watchdog hellhound asked. That's when Jojo turned into her KISS-inspired look from the red carpet*. However, this got everyone, including Stolas, laughing at her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! YOU LOOK SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS!!!" Stella giggled. However, this laughter stopped when Jojo began to sing her song "Karma."
I was a bad girl, I did some bad things
I swear I did it all for fun and it meant nothing
It never happened, it was a secret
Like when a tree falls in the forest, no one hears it
Another late night, another crazy mood
And I didn't think twice what it would do to you
I was a wild child, you always knew it
It was a matter of time before I blew it
As Jojo sang the lyrics, Stella and the hellhounds felt themselves forced to dance to the song, with Stella in particular making forced movements that slammed her phone on the ground breaking it. One of the hellhounds was also forced to release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"HEY, STOP THIS! YOU'RE MAKING US DANCE TO THIS STUPID FUCKING SONG!" Stella cried out, but it was no use.
Karma's a bitch, you should've known better
If you had a wish, you would've never effed around
When I saw the pics of you and them, I fеlt the knife twist
Karma's a bitch, and she's with you right now
When the chorus was sung, Stella and the hellhounds were forcibly slammed on the floor numerous times, injuring them in the process. By the time Jojo was finally done singing, Stella and the hellhounds were injured.
"WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?!?! WHY WOULD YOU WOULD DO THAT?!?!" the chihuahua groaned in pain.
"YEAH, THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound added, also groaning in pain.
"I DON'T CARE!!! YOU ALL GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL HAVE YOU ALL KILLED, STELLA INCLUDED!!!" Stolas threatened. All four limped and yelped in pain as they got out of the room as fast as they could. Once Stella and her goons were out, Stolas turned to Jojo, "Thank you for your bravery and courage to stop them. But why would you want to help me of all people?"
"Because as part of my rebranding, I want to sponsor you and I.M.P. for the hard work you all do in hell," Jojo explained as she pulled out a contract, "By signing it, we can all work together and collab on some really cool stuff."
Stolas took the contract and read it carefully to ensure there was nothing sketchy in it. Once the contract was cleared, he signed it.
"I sure hope this sponsorship works out," Stolas said as he handed the contract to Jojo.
"Thank you, Stolas!" Jojo thanked, "I look forward to working with you."
With that, Jojo left the room. Stolas was surprised that one of the former dancers of Dance Moms would rescue him, but he was glad Jojo's singing stopped Stella and her goons from hurting him. He was also curious of what kind of collabs were planned for him and I.M.P.
"Now I gotta tell Via all of this when she gets back," Stolas said as he left the room, intending to remind her of the recent sponsorship with Jojo Siwa.
Notes:
*KISS/black metal-inspired look for reference: https://s.yimg.com/ny/api/res/1.2/cD4C5ZDP8Y97hqN700.Jxw--/YXBwaWQ9aGlnaGxhbmRlcjt3PTY0MDtoPTk2MA--/https://media.zenfs.com/en/the_huffington_post_584/028361be1ba8e64b6a58bb757f3aaa6c
Chapter 87: Anticlimactic
Notes:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
However, what Stolas proceeded to do next would shock everyone. He snatched Stella's phone, then pressed the signal. This caused the snipers to shoot Blitzo in the head and torso, killing him instantly. Loona, Moxxie, and Millie all screamed and cried as they watched their boss go limp from the sniping. Stolas showed no emotion from all of this, and handed the phone back to Stella, who's beak dropped down to the floor.
"w- what...? why...?" Stella quietly asked, still shell shocked from it all.
"You know what I realized, Stella? I was chasing the wrong person," Stolas began, "Even from when we first met as children, he took advantage of my kind personality and stole all of my father's belongings. And even when we met again, he took advantage of me yet again just for my grimiore. He made that explicitly clear after that terrible date at Ozzie's, and then he proceeded to ghost me. And of course, when I got hospitalized because of YOU and STRIKER'S FUCKING ACTIONS, he never showed up once! I was going to give him an Asmodean crystal, but now, I'm done. And after this pathetic threat of yours, I'm no longer going to be the bitch of hell."
Everyone was in complete stun of Stolas's cold and unloving tone towards who he once saw as his lover. But it was clear that something in Stolas snapped, and he deliberately killed Blitzo, not Stella.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!" Stella screamed, "I COULDN'T EVEN GET TO THE FUNNY PART BECAUSE OF THIS SHIT?!?! IF YOU WANTED HIM DEAD, YOU SHOULD'VE TOLD ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!"
"So... does this mean we're no longer needed?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"NO FAIR! I WANTED TO BEAT HIS ASS FOR EVERYTHING!" the watchdog hellhound groaned.
"You mutts will do no such thing..." Stolas growled as he went semi-feral, "You all leave the premises at once. And Stella... I want a fucking word with you..."
All three hellhounds ran out of the palace, not wanting to mess with a feral Goetian. Stolas then glared at Stella as he pulled out a no-contact document.
"Going forward, you are no longer allowed to be near me or Octavia from a mile. Should this be broken, you will die a slow, agonizing death on the spot. Now sign it..."
Stella had no choice but to sign it, as Stolas still threatened her with his semi-feral form. Once the no-contact order was signed Stolas immediately teleported her back to her brother's palace. Now alone, Stolas had some time to think for himself. This death was a long time coming as far as he was aware of, considering Blitzo showed no appreciation for a broken relationship that he tried to keep. Perhaps he was always destined to have no love life. Stolas then made a quick trip back to Lust to return the Asmodean crystal before returning back right when Octavia came, who was sad.
"Dad, I just got word that Blitzo was suddenly sniped at his office and is now dead," Octavia sadly said, "Loona, Moxxie, and Millie are all heartbroken from what they saw, and even though he is kind of a dickhead, he didn't deserve such a fate. Are you doing alright?"
"Yeah, Via, I'm doing alright," Stolas said as he hugged his daughter, "I know things seem scary now, but I promise you this: Everything will be okay..."
Chapter 88: Halifax Transit Bus
Notes:
Inspired from these videos:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7coO2HHaacA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oWuqE1qv0mo
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before they could start, however, something insane happened. A Halifax Transit bus suddenly crashed into the room through the window.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY DID A HALIFAX TRANSIT BUS CRASH INTO THIS ROOM?!?!" the watchdog hellhound screamed.
"No way! Change of plans! I'm taking Stolas and stealing the Halifax Transit bus!" Stella exclaimed before she carried Stolas in the bus, "I AM TAKING OVER THIS BUS!!! GET OUT OF THE SEAT RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stella then proceeded to beat up the bus driver before getting in his seat and driving away. leaving Stolas in the passenger seat alongside the other passengers.
"Stella! Release me from these cuffs and get me out of here! You're driving too crazy!" Stolas begged while the other passengers tried to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Shut up, Stolass! I've always wanted to drive a Halifax Transit bus, and this bus is awesome!" Stella yelled as she continued to drive eratically.
"OH SHIT! WE'RE GONNA CRASH!" one of the passengers screamed as Stella lost control of the bus, and it crashed in the office building of I.M.P. Everyone in the bus flew around the interior, and Stolas somehow got released from his cuffs from the impact.
"HEY! WHO CRASHED A FUCKING BUS RIGHT WHEN WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A MEETING?!?!" Blitzo yelled as he and his employees went outside to see what was all of the commotion. Stella came out of the bus crying.
"MY LEG! CAN I HAVE A BANDAID OR SOMETHING?!" Stella cried in pain.
"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!!" Stolas screamed as he jumped out of the bus, "NOT ONLY DID YOU TRY TO HAVE ME TORTURED WHILE THREATENING TO HAVE BLITZO KILLED, YOU HIJACK A HALIFAX TRANSIT BUS AND DROVE LIKE A FUCKING PSYCHOPATH WHILE I WAS IN THERE IN FEAR FOR MY LIFE!!! AND YOU HAVE THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO CRASH IT AT THE I.M.P. OFFICE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! THAT'S IT!!! I AM HAVING YOU ARRESTED, AND YOU WILL PAY FOR THE DAMAGES OUT OF YOUR POCKET!!! I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR ANTICS, STELLA!!!"
The police then arrived, and Stella was promptly arrested for bus theft, reckless driving, false imprisonment, and many more charges.
"STOLAS, I'M SORRY!!! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY!!!" Stella screamed from the window, but it was no use. Stolas turned away with his arms crossed as the police car dove her away.
"I don't understand. She wanted you tortured?" Blitzo asked.
"Yes, Blitzo," Stolas sadly confirmed, "She was going to have some hellhounds beat me up while threatening to have you killed by snipers. It's a good thing the Halifax Transit bus crashed in and distracted her from having me hurt."
"Of course Ms. Petty wanted you tortured. What is wrong with that swan?" Loona asked, pissed about hearing about Stella's awful plan.
"I ask that question every day, Loona," Stolas said.
Chapter 89: Spirit Airlines
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before anyone can get going, they heard a loud crash in the palace.
"The fuck was that?!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"It must've came from the bedroom!" Stolas said as they all headed there. When they did, however, everyone couldn't believe what was in the room. There was a Spirit Airlines airplane in the middle of the room, and it looked as though it crashed in somehow undamaged.
"No fucking way! How did Spirit get in here?" the chihuahua hellhound asked, in complete shock with the plane inside.
"I don't know, but change of plans. Since this room is useless for torture, we're gonna steal this flight and take off!" Stella commanded. Before anyone knew it, all five boarded on the flight as Stella broke into the cockpit.
"YOU TWO GET OUT OF HERE!!! WE'RE TAKING OVER THIS PLANE!!!" Stella demanded.
"Oh hell no, lady! We took a wrong turn and ended up in hell! If anything, you should help us get back to Earth!" the pilot said.
"Oh, I'll help you alright!" Stella evilly smirked before she the pilots and kicked them off the plane. She then turned on the speakers. "This is Princess Stella of the Ars Goetia speaking. I am taking over this flight. I am punishing Stolass for divorcing me and being a weak, pathetic fucking man in general, so he has to endure this flight since I heard Spirit Airlines sucks ass! Have fun flying, Stolass!"
Stella then pressed the turbo button, which caused the plane to speed up to the sky at a fast rate. Once they were on cruising altitude, Stella put the plane on autopilot to go to Baltimore, Maryland.
"Alright, since we're on cruising altitude, how about some entertainment?" Stella said as she played a song of her dissing Stolas, albeit a poor one.
Stolas? More like Stol-bitch!
You're more annoying than an itch!
You make me wanna hurl a ton of needles!
Everything you do with your imp is so illegal!
"Wow, Princess Stella needs to improve her rapping skills," one of the passengers commented.
"Shut up! Stella is destroying Stolas as we speak!" the watchdog hellhound defended.
"She is not destroying me. If anything, these terrible seats are destroying me! Do you gotta pay extra for another inch of space?" Stolas complained.
"That's what your fatass gets for being so tall and fat!" the chihuahua hellhound mocked.
"HOW ABOUT YOU SAY THAT TO MY FACE, YOU STUPID MUTT?!?! TRYING TO HAVE ME TORTURED, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU THREE?!?!" Stolas screamed as he kicked the seat in front of him like a little kid having a tantrum.
"I see you throwing a tantrum, Stolass!" Stella exclaimed on the speakers, "You want me to do loops in the air? You know what? Fuck it!"
Stella then proceeded to do loops in the air. Those who didn't have their seatbelts on ended up flying all over the halls. Food, drinks, and devices also went flying.
"STELLA, STOP IT!!! GOOD GOD, THIS IS THE WORST FLIGHT EVER!!!" Stolas screamed. After hours of pain and misery from flying at Spirit, the plane finally landed at the Baltimore/Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport. When everyone got off, however, Stolas, Stella, and the three hellhounds were confronted by Spirit workers.
"Stella! We got word that you hijacked one of our plans in an attempt to torture Stolas! Is this true?" one of the Spirit workers interrogated.
"Yeah, because I know Spirit Airlines sucks ass!" Stella admitted, "There was one video where the air-conditioning went out, and the plane had to make an emergency landing. I also saw a recent video where Spirit employees, which is you guys, were fighting someone at checking in this very airport! This is why I landed here, because I want Stolas to suffer in Baltimore!"
"Stella, that has got to be the dumbest shit I've heard from you yet!" Stolas groaned as he covered his face, "I mean, you realize I can simply summon a portal back to hell right? Not to mention you terrorized all the innocent passengers with your terrible rapping and loop-de-loops!"
"I DON'T CARE, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed, "ME AND MY HELLHOUNDS ARE GOING TO HAVE A BLAST IN BALTIMORE, WHILE YOU GET TO SUFFER!!! ADIOS, STOLASS!!!"
With that, Stella and the three hellhounds left, intending to have the time of their lives in the city.
"I'm so sorry, everyone," Stolas apologized to the passengers, "As a way to say thanks, your next ticket will be through Delta, paid out of pocket by me."
"YEAH, DELTA!!!" the passengers cheered, seeing how Delta was far, far better than Spirit. Once the details were settled, Stolas summoned a portal back to the palace, where Octavia was there.
"Dad, I saw the news that mom hijacked a Spirit airplane and flew everyone to Baltimore! What happened?!" Octavia asked.
"Via, darling... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed.
Chapter 90: Stolas's Red Robe
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when she felt a force punch her, causing her to fall off the couch. "OW! WHO PUNCHED ME?!"
When everyone turned around, they were in shock at who it was. It was Stolas's trusty red robe, which was levitating over them.
"My goodness! My red robe has a mind of its own!" Stolas commented.
"Are you serious?! You're using fucking telekinesis powers on your robe to hurt Stella?!" the Shar Pei hellhound accused.
"What? No! I have blessed cuffs on, remember? I can't use any telekinesis powers whatsoever," Stolas denied, but the hellhounds weren't buying it.
"Well, Stolass, since you thought you were clever to use your stupid robe to hit me, how about I kill that imp of yours?!" Stella threatened, but then the robe grabbed Stella's phone and slammed it very hard on the ground, destroying it. "HEY!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD IT!!! STOLAS, WE'RE HURTING YOU NO MATTER WHAT!!!" the watchdog hellhound growled as he charged at the owl prince. But then he was blocked by the red robe before it grabbed the watchdog and threw him at the other two hellhounds, causing them all to collapse on the ground.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!! WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR STRANGE BULLSHIT IS THIS?!?!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed as the robe freed Stolas from these cuffs. Stolas then went semi-feral mode as he lifted Stella and the hellhounds up.
"You all get out right now or else I will have you all killed..." Stolas glared. All three hellhounds took off running, but Stella won't budge.
"Oh no! I am not leaving until I hit you!" Stella exclaimed as she went to slap Stolas. But the red robe grabbed her arm and broke it. "OW!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!"
"NO!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU TRYING TO KILL AND TORTURE ME YOU FUCKING BITCH?!?!" Stolas screamed before he slapped Stella in the face. It was the first time he had ever struck her. "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!! LAST CHANCE!!!"
Stella had no choice but to run out of the room, tears forming from the slap and broken arm. Once Stella was out, Stolas turned to his robe.
"Well, I gotta say, I am very impressed with your help. I didn't even knew you had a mind of your own," Stolas told his robe, "Now how about you help me finish preparing for Via's visit?"
The robe agreed, and helped Stolas finish up what he was doing. Once everything was ready, Octavia showed up, and was surprised to see his robe floating.
"No way, is your robe seriously moving on its own?!" Octavia asked.
"Of course it is, my owlet!" Stolas confirmed, "Isn't that exciting?"
"It sure is! What can it do?" Octavia asked. Stolas decided to see what else the red robe can do. After all, it did proved to be quite cool.
Chapter 91: Future Stolas
Notes:
The Future Stolas I'm using in this chapter is the one who recently went through the rape scene in the "Breaking Point" chapter. Plus, I figured I'd do a bit of vent writing after reading that chapter.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can- GAK!”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when another Stolas suddenly popped behind her and suddenly tackled her down to the floor, his hands gripping tightly against her throat. Stella immediately tried to kick him off of her, but to no avail.
"YO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled as all three hellhounds ran up to the other Stolas to try and get him off of Stella, but to no avail.
"Hey! Let her go, please! I don't want her to die!" the still cuffed Stolas begged. Despite what she tried to do just now, he didn't want to see Via's mother die. However, the other Stolas remained unfazed through it all, and continue to choke Stella as he coldly glared at her.
"s- stolas, please... l- let go..." Stella weakly croaked as she cried and grew weaker from the lack of oxygen. He didn't say anything, and continued to glare at her in the cold stare. All three hellhounds just stopped what they were doing, and had no other choice but to watch as Stolas choked the last breath out of Stella, her last moments being that of pain and torment. Stolas finished her off by snapping her neck, killing her for good.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER?!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed.
"YEAH, STELLA DIDN'T DESERVED TO GO OUT LIKE THAT!!!" the watchdog hellhound added as he snapped and charged at Stolas. However, he was stopped when the other Stolas used stop magic to halt him. He then made a fist crush motion, which caused the watchdog hellhound to implode and die.
"DESS, NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed in terror, and he and the chihuahua tried to run away. But both were also stopped and then imploded to death as well. By this point, the cuffed Stolas was crying. He didn't even knew what was going on. He didn't care about the hellhounds, but why did the other him have to kill Stella? Was that even necessary? The other Stolas then walked up to the cuffed Stolas and released him.
"Who are you? And why did you do all of this?" Stolas asked. The other Stolas simply sighed before he began to explain himself.
"Stolas, I am you from the future. But they actually went through with it. And it hurt. And it wasn't a one time thing either. She continued to bring them back and they hurt me in so many ways. She even got Striker involved so he can hurt me again. But the last one was the worst. She got them to... to... force themselves onto me... it was so much worse than that fucking honeymoon... and at this point, I was done with her, and I was done with them. I was able to look up an old time travel spell in the back ends of my library, and my goal was to go back in time and stop the torture sessions from happening. And fortunately, it worked."
Stolas couldn't believe what he was hearing. The future would've have him tortured and raped? It made him glad he didn't had to experience any of these things, though the same couldn't be said about his future self?
"But what about you?" he asked.
"I'm going to disappear really soon. Since these events didn't happen anymore, I don't exist. I'm sorry that I killed Stella, but it's for the best. Goodbye..." And soon after, he slowly faded away, never to be seen again. Stolas looked down at Stella's body, and simply sighed. Despite everything, he still wanted to honor her to an extent. What he did next was open a portal to an incinerator and threw all three hellhounds in them to burn. No one would care about them anyway. Once they were disposed of, Stolas then carried Stella's body to another portal, which would cremate her body. He saw her last will and testament, in which she expressed that she be cremated and have her ashes be scattered in the beautiful shores of the Envy ring. The least he could do was respect her wishes. Once the cremation process was completed, Stolas took the ashes to the Diamond Beach, one of the best beaches in the ring. There, he slowly, but surely spread the ashes in the sand and shores.
"I hope you find peace here," Stolas sighed before he opened a portal back to the palace, deciding how he's gonna explain all of this to his daughter.
Chapter 92: Pop Goes the Diesel
Notes:
The specific version I'm using for this one is the one from Thomas and Friends
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuyZ5UwCHLA
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before the handcuffs can be placed on him, something unusual happened. A portal formed and sucked Stella and the hellhounds into them. All four screamed as they fell, and Stella's phone was snatched from her. Eventually, all four landed on a floor. When they got up, they found themselves in a black void of no end.
"What the FUCK?! Why are we all in this shithole?!" Stella exclaimed.
"I bet that asshole tricked us and sent us there so he can escape the torture! Kill his imp right now!" the Shar Pei hellhound demanded.
"I would have if I hadn't lost my phone," Stella sadly said, "But we gotta get out of here. Once we find Stolas again, we're giving him hell!"
Suddenly, some music started to play, and it was not what anyone was expected. It was "Pop Goes the Weasel." More specifically, the one from Thomas and Friends named "Pop Goes the Diesel."
Trucks are waiting in the Yard;
Tackling them with ease'll
"Show the world what I can do",
Gaily boasts the Diesel.
In and out he creeps about,
Like a big black weasel.
When he pulls the wrong trucks out –
Pop goes the Diesel!
As annoying as that song was, that wasn't even the worst of it. When it stopped, it played again immediately. And then it played again. And again. And again. Each time the song played again, everyone, especially Stella, got more annoyed.
"Seriously, enough with this shit!" Stella proclaimed, but the song kept going.
"GODDAMNIT, THIS SONG IS DRIVING ME NUTS!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as he ran off in a different direction.
"Dess, wait! Come back!" the chihuahua begged, but it was no use. Dess was now gone, never to be seen again. Another minute went by, and Stella was at her breaking point.
"FUCK THIS SHIT!!! WE GOTTA LEAVE!!! FOLLOW ME!!!" Stella commanded, and she and the other two hellhounds ran to try and find an exit. But no matter what direction they ran, there was no sign of an exit or anything. They couldn't even locate Dess. And all while this was going on, the song still kept on repeating.
"Why, Stolas?! WHY DID YOU HAD TO PLAY THE MOST ANNOYING SONG IN THE FUCKING WORLD?!?! IT'S EVEN WORSE THAN THE SONG THAT DOESN'T ENDS FROM LAMB CHOP!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screeched. Stella tried to cover her ears, but with no avail.
"I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he began to bang his head so hard, he was bleeding. Stella and the Shar Pei hellhound tried to stop him, but it was no use. The chihuahua eventually stopped hitting his head as he collapsed on the floor, dying from bleeding out. And yet the song kept repeating.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE'S GONNA KILL US WITH ANNOYANCE!!! MARCOS, DON'T LET THE SONG GET TO YOU!!!" Stella tried to persuade as she continued to cover her ears. But as they kept running and the song kept repeating, Marcos was now starting to lose it.
"Stella, please... I wanna go home... this song is starting to get to me..." the Shar Pei hellhound whined as he began to tear up.
"I wanna go home too, but you don't see me fucking crying!" Stella exclaimed, showing no consideration of his feelings. As they continued to run, Marcos stopped suddenly and looked at something. "The fuck is wrong now?"
"I see my family..." Marcos softly said as he slowly walked in an eerie way.
"Marcos, for fuck's sake! Keep it together!" Stella tried to get him to stop, but he just kept walking. He then stopped.
"I'M COMING HOME!!!" Marcos screamed before he started violently slamming his head on the floor. Stella screamed as she tried to stop Marcos, but to no avail. He too, eventually collapsed on the floor, gasping for air.
"I love you..." was all he said before he stopped breathing.
"FUCK YOU, STOLASS!!! YOU MADE YOUR POINT!!! NOW GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Stella screamed as she ran as fast as she can, hoping that somehow, Stolas can get her out of here. But it never came. Stolas would never come to rescue her, nor would she find an exit. After minutes of running, the song was now starting to get to her. She screamed. And screamed, and screamed, trying to drown out the song. When it didn't work, Stella collapsed on the floor and screamed in a feral, hysterical tone. She had never felt this insane before. She was going insane. She shook violently as she fought off the urge to slam her head on the floor until she died.
"LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OUT!!! LET ME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!!" Stella was screaming so crazed, her sanity slipping away. She cried as she hit her head, begging for mercy. But it never came. The song still played, mocked her, and belittled her.
After nearly two minutes of crying, Stella looked up, and finally found something. It was a gun, and next to it was a note that simply said "The only way out." Stella grabbed the gun and stared at it for a few seconds. She then pointed the gun to her head and pulled the trigger.
“Hey dad, I’m home!”
The young owl made her way to her bedroom to put down her stuff before searching for her father, surprised he didn’t come to greet him yet. She had warned him of her return, usually he’d be waiting for her. Maybe he was busy somewhere?
She tried his study with little luck. She was on her way to the greenhouse when she met him in the corridor.
“Oh, my starfire!” He greeted her with a smile. “I’m sorry, I was in my bath, I missed your arrival! How are you?”
“Oh, it’s fine, you don’t have to wait for me at the door each time, you know?”
“Well, sure, but he haven’t seen each other for a week, excuse me for being impatient!” He laughed.
Oddly enough for this hour, he was still dressed. It was casual clothing, sure, but not his usual robe. Something else felt off too as she approached him.
"Dad, why are you acting so strange? It almost feels like something happened before I got here."
Stolas gulped as he realized that he had to explain his daughter what happened. Right when he was about to be cuffed, Stella and her hellhounds were suddenly teleported into a portal. It took Stolas nearly 15 minutes to track them down, and by then, he was shocked to find that all four had killed themselves, with the song "Pop Goes the Diesel" playing in the background over and over again. It was clear that they were all forced to listen to the song and ended up going crazy from it. He sighed, and prepared to tell the truth.
"Via... your mother came to try and get some favors..." Stolas didn't have the heart to tell his owlet the sinister reasons for her arrival, "But suddenly, some angels came in the palace and attacked us. I was able to fend them off, but... when I was busy with one... the other one got your mother and..."
Stolas then pulled out a replica of Stella's arm.
"they killed your mother... I'm so sorry..."
Despite Stella's lack of presence in her life compared to her father, Octavia still loved her mother very much. It was why she collapsed on the floor screaming and crying. All Stolas could do was kneel next to her and rub her back as she continued to grieve for her mother.
"i love you, mom... i love you..." Octavia wept as Stolas lifted her up and hugged her.
"Via, darling... perhaps we should rest for tonight..." Stolas softly said, "If you don't want to be alone tonight, I will allow you to sleep with me in bed."
Octavia nodded and decided to call it a night. Octavia felt glad that her father was here to support her in this difficult time. Stolas, on the other hand, felt his heart broke into a million pieces from hearing her cries earlier. Despite what he thought about Stella after everything, the girl just can't find it in herself to hate her parents. She nuzzled up on his body and finally find enough peace to sleep. Stolas gave her a soft kiss on the forehead.
"I'm sorry things had to end the way it did, Stella..." Stolas thought to himself before he closed his eyes.
Chapter 93: Dreamybull
Notes:
Requested by kl09
Chapter Text
The bed still smelled of Blitz. Stolas did his best to make himself comfortable without lying on his back again, and sighed happily despite the pain in his body, never completely disappearing even with the painkillers.
He had things to do, but that would wait. The day was young, and the assassin was right: he really needed to rest if he wanted to fool his daughter, because it was quite obvious if it wasn’t for Loona, his owlette would have already noticed something was off and started asking questions. But he thought he had understood something crucial concerning the healing spells, and if he was right, that should help him greatly.
But he’d try that out later. First, let sleep claim him again some more…
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"OH MY GOD!!!"
Everyone suddenly turned to who said that, and were shocked at what was happening. It was none other than Dreamybull, the infamous adult star who wasfully naked, and currently jacking off while on stream.
"OH HELL NO!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled, "I KNOW YOU, AND YOU ARE NOT ABOUT TO ACT SUS WHILE WE'RE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING TO STOLAS!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!"
"Shut up, bruh!" Dreamybull retorted as he held back a moan, "God damn, let a man self please himself!"
"Look, Dreamybull, we're trying to do something to Stolass right now, and we're not in a mood to engage in one of your pathetic streams! Now get out right now!" Stella demanded. But Dreamybull couldn't focus, as he continued to moan.
"Yes, shit... yes, thank you so much... thank you... that might be just what I need to bus..."
"Oh shit..." the chihuahua said in terror.
"that might be just what I need to bus..."
"EVERYONE COVER!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as all five ducked.
"CAUSE AMBUSING...! AMBUSING...! AMBUSSIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!!!"
Dreamybull screamed as he came all over the place. The cum was so huge, even when ducking, all five were drenched in his semem. During this madness, Stella's phone ended up breaking from the excessive cum, and the cum slid the blessed cuffs off of Stolas.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! I GOT HIS FUCKING CUM ALL OVER ME!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to get the cum off of her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?!?! WHY WOULD YOU CUM ALL OVER US!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed in terror as he frantically tried to get rid of the cum. Stolas, on the other hand, was the only one who wasn't bothered by the cum.
"Hey Dreamybull, can you please cum again?" Stolas seductively said.
"STOLASS, DON'T YOU DARE..." Stella warned, but it was too late.
"AMBATUKAM!!! AMBATUKAM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
This time, the cum was so powerful, it blasted Stella and her hellhounds out of the room and into the sky.
"FUCK YOU DREAMYBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULL!!!" Stella screamed as she and her hellhounds screamed while being launched. Once all four were gone, Stolas went up to Dreamybull.
"Thank you for your courage and bravery," Stolas thanked, "Who knows what they would've done had you not showed up."
"No problem, Stolas," Dreamybull replied, "You can thank Steven for that. He wanted me to help you get out of this abusive cycle, especially after he heard what she was going to do next."
"Yeah, and I wasn't about to get raped again..." Stolas agreed. Dreamybull then ended the stream before leaving the palace, but not before giving Stolas some special medicine to heal his lingering injuries, which he took.
"Perhaps I should take a spa day..." Stolas thought to himself as he put on his red robe and left the room.
Chapter 94: Skibidi Biden
Notes:
Context for who Skibidi Biden is (watch at your own risk): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KlJ5mxBJnzk
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Suddenly, the door busted down, and in came something so horrid, so disturbing, that everyone from Stolas, Stella, and the hellhounds looked in terror at what they were witnessing.
"SKIBIDI BIDEN! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN! SKIBIDI BIDEN! JOE! JOE! JOE! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI BIDEN! HITLER'S LANGUAGE! TRUMP TRUMP! TRUMP IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE! HITLER'S LANGUAGE! TRUMP IS USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE! SKIBIDI SKIBIDI!"
The creature singing that cursed parody of Skibidi Toilet was none other than Skibidi Biden, which appeared on The Late Night Show With Stephen Colbert to great controversy. And now it was in the room terrorizing all five of them.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! IS THIS YOUR IDEA OF TORTURE?!?! TO FORCE ME TO WATCH SKIBIDI BIDEN?!?!" Stolas screamed in terror.
"No, Stolass! I swear to Lucifer that this was not part of the plan!" Stella tried to assure while trying to figure out how to get rid of Skibidi Biden.
"Hey Skibidi Biden! Blitzo is also using Hitler's language! Go get him instead!" the Shar Pei hellhound tried to persuade.
"SKIBIDI BIDEN DON'T DO THAT! SKIBIDI BIDEN KNOWS STELLA'S HITLER!" Skibidi Biden refused. He then went up to Stella and ate her phone.
"NO!!! NOT MY PHONE!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to get her phone back, only for Skibidi Biden to eat her alive. She screamed as her limbs got bitten off before being swallowed whole.
"STELLA NO!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled in fear as they watched Stella get eaten alive.
"COME ON, GUYS!!! WE GOTTA STOP THAT PSYCHO!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as all three hellhounds charged at Skibidi Biden. Their plan was to try and scare him away with Trump memes. But all that did was make Skibidi Biden angrier.
"HITLER'S LANGUAGE! BAD DOGGIES! THOSE DOGGIES ARE USING HITLER'S LANGUAGE!" Skibidi Biden screamed as he proceeded to crush the chihuahua hellhound to death. He then grabbed the other two hellhounds and ate them alive in a similar manner to Stella. Throughout all of this insanity, Stolas stared at it all with wide-eyed terror. Never would he thought that Stella and her goons would perish at the hands of a terrible meme from a boomer talk show. But it was happening. And after he finished with the remaining hellhounds, he turned to Stolas.
"SKIBIDI BIDEN'S DONE DONE! SKIBIDI BIDEN'S GONNA FREE YOU NOW!" Skibidi Biden proclaimed as he went to Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs before eating those too. He then walked away, almost as if nothing happened. Stolas just stood there, not saying anything, still shell shocked from everything that transpired.
"...WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?!"
Chapter 95: Eric Cartman
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
"YOU BETTER BE SAYING THANKS TO ME!!!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked to see that it was Eric Cartman, one of the most infamous characters on South Park. And he had some pretty wild plans.
"Okay, Goetian demon, great in bed. This one, this one!" Eric exclaimed as he picked up Stolas with ease.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, kid?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"I'm looking to buy Stolas! I can't wait to see the look on Kyle's stupid face when he sees my demon has more trauma baggage than his!" Eric said in excitement. However, Stella looked very annoyed.
"Seriously? We were trying to do something, and then you wanna come in here and buy my husband?!" Stella confronted.
"Well you don't expect me to get that female hellhound all the furries keep simping on, do you?" Eric rhetorically asked, referring to Loona.
"Look, kid, if you're that desperate to buy a demon, how about this?" the chihuahua hellhound offered as he got one of the imp butlers Pringles, "This one can do everything Stolas can do at half the price! Just don't ask him his experience working with the Ars Goetia, though..."
"Don't you dare screw me over, you stupid long-haired mutt! If I take that thing to school, everyone is gonna think I'm a poverty-stricken asshole!" Eric yelled. By now, everyone was losing their patience with Eric.
"LISTEN UP, ERIC!!!" Stella screamed at Eric Cartman's face, "I HAVE JUST ABOUT HAD IT WITH YOUR PATHETIC INSANITY!!! YOU BETTER GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW AND LET US DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO, OR ELSE I WILL KILL HIS IMP BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE RECKLESS!!!"
Eric was shocked at Stella's threat, but then glared at her, not going down without a fight.
"Oh, I've got a better idea! Why don't you go across the street and buy some condoms?! Because we should at least be safe if you're gonna fuck me, Stella!" Eric exclaimed, causing Stela to gasp at this insane idea.
"Damn, kid!" the watchdog hellhound said in shock.
"You might as well go buy some cigarettes too, because I like to have a smoke after I get good and fucked! Do you wanna fuck me Stella?! Just say so! Go ahead! Here!" Eric then did the unthinkable and pulled down his pants and revealed his ass to Stella, "Huh?! Go ahead, Stella! Fuck me! Fuck me right here in front of your ex-husband and these hellhounds! You wanna fuck a human child so bad?! Go on Stella! Fuck me! Fuck me!"
At this point, everyone was completely shocked at Eric's foul mouth and insane offer, and didn't knew what to do.
"Man, FUCK THIS! I'm not dealing with this bullshit!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled as he left the room.
"Yeah, Stella's not paying us enough to deal with this brat!" the chihuahua hellhound added as he and the watchdog hellhound left as well.
"So you don't wanna fuck me, Stella? Well then I guess I will trash this fucking place!" Eric screamed as he began to go on a tirade. He knocked down the shelf, ripped up the couch, crushed the bed, and even used Stolas himself to attack Stella, hurting both Goetian demons.
"HOLY SHIT!!! STOP BEATING ME UP USING STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to block the attacks.
"ERIC, STOP!!! GOOD GOD, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!!!" Stolas whined as he was forced to attack Stella. Eric then freed Stolas from the handcuffs before taking Stella's shattered phone and crushing it.
"GET FUCKED! NEXT TIME, LET ME BUY WHATEVER I WANT!" Eric screamed before he left the room. Both Stolas and especially Stella were now injured beyond belief with that insane attack, and the room also looked as though a tornado touched down.
"Stella! Are you okay?" Stolas asked as he went to the injured swan.
"Me?! Okay?! I cannot believe that little human brat ruined everything!" Stella yelled, "And I can't believe my hellhounds abandoned me like this! I'm not paying them now!"
"Stella, has it ever occurred to you that you can't always get your way?" Stolas rhetorically asked, "You think you're entitled to everything, and when things don't go your way, you victim blame me and even attack me. And you know what? I've just about had it with all of your bullshit. I'll help you heal from your injuries, but after this, I don't ever want you to see me or Octavia ever again. And if you so much as to try and hurt me again, then I will kill you on the fucking spot..."
To his words, Stolas did help Stella heal, but then she had to leave the palace soon after. Stella said nothing, and glared at Stolas before finally leaving. Stolas only sighed as he returned to the now trashed room. He didn't expect one of the South Park characters to come in and save him, and though he was grateful for it, at the same time, he wished Eric hadn't destroyed the room in the process or even try and buy him.
"Hopefully, I can get this fixed up before Via gets here..." Stolas thought to himself as he began to use repair magic on the room.
Chapter 96: Cameel Habib Habab
Notes:
Context for who Cameel Habib Habab is: https://sml.fandom.com/wiki/Cameel_Habib_Habab
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
It was static. Just static. Stolas was confused at this. Was this seriously her plan all along?
"Um... Stella? What is this?"
Stella looked back at her phone and gasped.
"Wait, WHAT?! Why the fuck is there static on my screen?! Where's the feed?!"
"Stella, I'm not in the mood for any of your silly little games. Leave now, and take those mutts with you," Stolas said with distain.
"NO! I'm gonna get this solved, and then we can move on!" Stella demanded as she went to call up technical support.
"Hello and welcome to Igor's Security Live Feed technical support. If you are having issues with live feed connections, press 1. If you are-"
Stella pressed one, and was then placed on hold.
"Shit... what now?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Well, we're just gonna have to wait until I can get this solved," Stella neutrally said. This led to the hellhounds groaning.
"Bro, I'm not gonna be standing here for hours just to get the feed fixed!" the chihuahua hellhound complained.
"First off, I'm not your fucking 'bro'," Stella sternly told him, "We can't proceed until I get the feed back up. And Stolas, you better not try and leave or anything."
"How about YOU leave?!" Stolas pointed at the swan. Just before things could escalate into yet another argument, however, the hold was lifted.
"Hello, my name is Cameel Habib Habab; Cameel as in camel, Habib Habab as in corn on the cob. And what can I do for you this fine evening?" Cameel introduced.
"Yes, hello, um... I'm trying to get the feed up and running, but for some reason, it's not working. Can you please get it up? I'm trying to do something urgent with my friends!" Stella stated.
"Okay, have you tried restarting the app?" Cameel asked.
"I did that, and it STILL won't work!" Stella exclaimed.
"Okay, what is the feed you're trying to connect to?" Cameel asked, but Stella looked hesitant.
"I- Is that necessary?" Stella asked with worry.
"M'am, it is important I know what feed you're trying to connect. Don't worry, it is confidential, and it will just be between you and me," Cameel assured.
"Okay, it is a feed that involves a sniper spying on an imp named Blitzo in the I.M.P. office," Stella said, causing Stolas to gasp.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?! YOU'RE GOING TO KILL BLITZY?!?!" Stolas screamed at her face.
"I will if you don't do what I say, Stolass! But I can't go through with my plan unless I get the feed running!" Stella said.
"Okay, m'am, I do not see no sniper spying on Blitzo," Cameel said, "Did you ask him to restart his app?"
"I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO CONTACT HIM WITHOUT THE APP!!!" Stella screamed. That's when the watchdog hellhound grabbed her phone.
"Look, man, we're trying to do something, and the more you stall and act like shit, the less likely we'll be able to do what we need to do. So RECONNECT IT RIGHT NOW!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed before Stella snatched her phone back.
"Let me do the talking. I'm the calm one here," Stella said before turning to Cameel, "YOU HEARD HIM!!! RECONNECT THE FUCKING FEED!!!"
"Ooooh, I see what the problem is!" Cameel realized, "You need to make a payment on your doorknobs!"
"WHAT?! What does doorknobs have to do with anything?!" Stella asked.
"M'am, you have not made payments on your doorknobs for six months. So you need to pay them now in order for the feed to work," Cameel explained. Stella huffed, realizing that now she had to pay for even a chance to get the feed to work.
"Fine, I'll pay," Stella reluctantly agreed as she got out her credit card.
"Okay, when you're ready, state the digits," Cameel said.
"Okay, 4000..." Stella began.
"Okay, I got 4000 4000 4000 4000. Is this correct?" Cameel asked.
"No! It's 4000 4000 4000 4000!" Stella said annoyed, "It's 4000. Stop. Then 3542."
"Okay, 4000 3542 3542 3542. Is this correct?" Cameel asked. Stella groaned while Stolas couldn't help but let out a chuckle.
"NO! STOP REPEARING THE NUMBERS!!! Okay, listen carefully. It's 4000. Stop. Then 3542. Stop. Then 4920. Stop. Then 1948. Stop."
Okay, 4000... oh wait, I forgot. Can you repeat that please?" Cameel asked, and Stella slammed her head on a wall in frustration.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I WANT TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!" Stella screeched on the phone.
"Okay, let me put you on hold," Cameel said before she was placed on hold again.
"Stella, just give it up already! Tech support is always known to be a pain in the ass, especially in Hell!" Stolas pleaded, but Stella shook her head.
"Stolas, we are Goetians, remember? They must bend backwards for us! And besides, I want to continue this plan!" Stella exclaimed. Soon, she was released on hold.
"Hello, my name is Cameel Habib Habab; Cameel as in camel, Habib Habab as in corn on the cob. And what can I do for you this fine evening?" Cameel introduced. However, Stella was flabbergasted by this.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU'RE THE EXACT SAME PERSON!!!" Stella screamed.
"Yeah, what kind of M. Night Shyamalan plot twist is this?!" the Shar Pei hellhound commented.
"M'am, I also happen to be the manager. Please state your problem," Cameel explained.
"I LITERALLY JUST TOLD YOU MY PROBLEM!!! I CAN'T GET THE FEED TO WORK, AND FOR SOME REASON, I NEEDED TO MAKE A PAYMENT TO MY DOORKNOBS FOR THEM TO WORK, AND APPARENTLY, YOU'RE SO FUCKING STUPID, THAT YOU CAN'T EVEN GET MY CREDIT CARD INFORMATION!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS PLACE?!?!
"You know what? Let me talk to him!" the chihuahua hellhound said as he took her phone.
"NO! I WANNA TALK TO HIM!" soon, all three hellhounds were fighting over the phone.
"YOU KNUCKLEHEADS KNOCK IT OFF!" Stella warned, but it was no use.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! IF I CAN'T HAVE YOUR PHONE, NO ONE CAN!!!" the watchdog hellhound yelled before he snatched the phone and slammed it on the ground before stomping it, breaking it. Stolas, meanwhile, was laughing his ass off throughout the whole ordeal. Stella, on the other hand, did not see this as a laughing matter.
"HAVE YOU LOST YOUR FUCKING MIND?!?!" Stella screamed as she slapped the watchdog hellhound across the face, which aroused him for some reason.
"Harder, mommy..." the watchdog flirted, causing Stella to retch out of disgust.
"Okay, you four! You have all outstayed your welcome! It's time to get out!" Stolas said as he glared at them.
"Wait, no! We're not fi-" Stella was suddenly interrupted when Stolas opened up a portal and sent them all back to their respective homes. He couldn't believe how stupid Stella was to not only try and get him tortured again at the hands of hellhounds, but to also threaten Blitzo with some alleged snipers. Granted he couldn't see it happen for real, but he hope it was all just some fake ploy to get him to do what she wanted him to do.
"Great, now I need to get rid of her now smashed phone..." Stolas said as grabbed the phone remains and went to the nearest trash can to dispose it.
Chapter 97: Role Reversal
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
However, what happened next was unexpected. Stella was suddenly tackled down by both hellhounds as she felt her hands be taken back and restrained with the blessed handcuffs. "HEY! Restrain him, not me, you stupid idiots!"
But the hellhounds did not listen. When Stella looked up, she saw their eyes were now red and not the different colored eyes that they had. She turned to find Stolas sitting on the couch, glaring at her.
"Did you really think I would be that easy to let you do this to me?" Stolas sneered with hate, "Oh please, you underestimate me sometimes."
"Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Stella yelled, "You better let me and my hellhounds go right now, so help me-"
She couldn't even finish her sentence before a powerful punch hit her on the side of her torso, sending her rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
The air had been knocked out of her lungs, and she couldn’t help but let out a distressed swan sound coming out of her beak as she panted to try and catch his breath. The Shar Pei hellhound who hit her, still under Stolas's control, walked to her to kick her while Stolas continued to sit on the couch with a big, nasty smile as he watched her now brainwashed henchman betray her.
"Looks like abuse isn't so fun when you're on the other end, huh?" the owl prince teased before walking up to Stella, "Stand up."
She tried, but without her hands, she failed once before being able to stand on her feet rather than her knees.
“Already so slow? I know you’re weak, but still!” He commented with a grin. He pushed her back to the floor, harshly, his talons’ tip first. “Stand up again.”
"Fuck you..." she tried, but his feet was still on him. He laughed mockingly at her weak struggles, before taking his phone out from a portal to wave it in front of Stella’ face, screen unlocked so she could see Striker, the snipers now pointing at him.
“Come on, stand up. If you like garbage this much, surely you can do this for him, right?”
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" Stella screamed as she tried harder than ever to stand, but to no avail. Stolas simply walked back to the couch as the chihuahua hellhound pulled out a knife. He then sliced Stella's shoulders with it, causing her to scream and take a step back.
"SHAY, PLEASE, SNAP OUT OF IT!!! ALL OF YOU!!! HE'S BRAINWASHING YOU!!!"
But it all fell on deaf ears, the hellhounds still glaring at her.
“Who said you could flee from your punishment for being such a terrible wife?”
No step back, then. It was going to be difficult, but she should manage. She couldn’t escape in the back of his mind though, which was a shame.
Another cut joined the first. The movement was circular and quick, and the wound more large but less deep than the ones inflicted by Striker on Stolas. It hurt, but she could take it, she just had to concentrate to refrain the need to put distance between her and the blade. Survival instincts weren’t that easy to handle, but well, he stayed with that pathetic fucking man for more than seventeen years, so…
She was mainly watching the brainwashed hellhound currently harming her to avoid any surprise, but she could still see her ex husband watching closely. He seemed to enjoy himself, but he quickly grew disappointed after two other cuts, each one targeting different parts of her upper body.
“Slow down, so that whore really feels it.”
Well, she was probably handling it a bit too well for his liking, but that didn’t deter her. This wasn’t about her, she couldn’t afford any mistake or else she risk having Striker killed. But she had to admit, the feeling of the blade slicing slowly through her skin and flesh was a lot harder to ignore. At least the hellhound didn’t put too much pressure so staying on the same spot wasn’t too hard, but her blank mask was cracking, showing more and more signs of pain. She still managed to stay mostly silent with that part, which was… Better than nothing, she guessed. But Stolas would probably get tired of it too and find another way to make her pain more loud.
After some more of this, Stolas got up and stretched.
“Well! Let’s end this nicely, shall we?”
The chihuahua looking hellhound stepped back, and the last one, a kind of big, heavy watchdog stepped in. He was the tallest of the three, still not as tall as Stolas, but way more muscular. Stella grew wide-eyed, realizing what was going to happen...
"Dess, please... don't do this..."
But once again, it fell on deaf ears. The hellhound hit Stella on one of her fresh wounds, the strength way above the kicks and punches of the first hellhound, and the swan would have cried out if it hadn’t emptied his lungs. She was on the ground again, trying to figure out how to get any air into her lungs, but the watchdog was on her again with more hits before she could achieve that. She seriously thought she was going to pass out from the pain and lack of time to properly catch her breath, but suddenly it was over, like it started.
"Aaaaand we are done!" Stolas concluded as he clapped his hands, "How was it? Did you enjoy it?"
"How about you go kill yourself, you fucking fa-" Stella was interrupted when Stolas slapped her in the face.
"Sorry, Stella, but you're not to call me any kinds of slurs," Stolas warned, "In fact, before I forget..."
Stolas snapped his fingers, and all three hellhounds suddenly screamed as they perished, never to be seen again. "MARCOS, SHAY, DESS, NO!!!"
But Stolas didn't care, he simply released Stella from the handcuffs before forcing her up.
"Let's keep what happened here our little secret," Stolas coldly stated, "And if you try and pull anything like this again, then I will kill you..."
With that, Stolas teleported Stella back to her brother's before shutting it, leaving her to fend her own wounds to herself. Stolas sighed, realizing what he had done. He was glad his brainwashing powers had worked before he was restrained, because otherwise, he couldn't think about what would happen if he was restrained and couldn't access any of his powers.
"I just hope she finally puts an end to her bullshit..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 98: Nostalgia Critic
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"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don't have to! You may remember the web series Helluva Boss, which about an imp named Blitzo starting an assassination business, in which things sure do happen! But there are a lot of fanfics that are written about the show, one of which is named 'Selfless'. I'm not sure what we have in stores in this one, but as long as there aren't any weird or flat-out Big-Lipped Alligator Moments, then I'd say we're good. So let's see what Selfless has in store for us."
[Fanfic plays]
"So we start things off with everyone's favorite depressed owl getting ready for his daughter visiting, which sounds nice. Maybe a good little canon divergence for the ACTUAL Full Moon. But it turns out it's not from everyone favorite emo owl, it's actually everyone's favorite swan bitch! And her hellhounds?"
“Ah, here you are!”
"Okay, the Shar Pei one looks to be 1,000 years old, the chihuahua looks like a rejected member from the black metal band Mayhem, and this watchdog guy clearly drinks Monster Zero Ultra. Where the fuck did she get these guys from? But regardless, what is she doing at Stolas's palace for anyway?
If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?
"Wait... what? Okay, so from what I can gather, you want to have those Pound Puppy rejects torture your ex for your own amusement, and if he doesn't comply, then you will kill Blitzo. Is this a joke?"
Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.
"Oh no... you're dead serious..."
Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.
"Oh shit... hold on, guys, I gotta... I gotta do something real quick..."
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what?! THE WORST FUCKING PLAN THAT I HAVE EVER SEEN IN A FANFIC?!?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were in absolute shock at who was standing there. It was none other than the Nostalgia Critic, the internet reviewer who reviews movies from back in the day.
"NO WAY! IT'S THE NOSTALGIA CRITIC!" the chihuahua hellhound said in excitement.
"Yeah, and I'm here to tell you that this fucking plan of yours is so stupid! I mean, what do you have to gain paying some mutts to beat him up when you could've done so yourself? And you! Why did you have to submit to her stupidity so fucking easily?! You're a Goetian for crying out loud! Couldn't you, like, eviscerate them or something?"
"Critic, it's... it's not that simple..." Stolas sighed.
"Look, Mr. Critic, I'm not in the mood to hear you nitpick our little arrangement. Stolas has willingly agreed to do this-"
"After you threatened to have his lover killed, of course," Critic interrupted, "We actually have a word describing that, um... I believe it's called coercion..."
"HOW ABOUT YOU FUCK OFF?!?!" the watchdog hellhound screamed at Critic's face, "WE'RE TRYING TO DO SOMETHING HERE, AND WE DON'T NEED YOU BOTHERING US!!! AND BESIDES, YOUR REVIEWS SUCK ASS!!!"
"Woah! Someone needs a timeout!" Critic teased, causing the watchdog hellhound to fume.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE JUST ABOUT HAD IT!!! COME HERE!!!" the watchdog tried to punch Critic, but he dodged it and then pulled out his gun and shot the watchdog in the leg. "OW!!! MY LEG!!!"
"BRO, CHILL!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled as he and the Shar Pei hellhound charged at Critic, only for him to shoot both as well.
"HOW DARE YOU SHOOT MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed, "THAT'S IT!!! SINCE YOU WANTED TO BE A HERO, STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW HAVE TO DIE!!!" But when Stella pulled out her phone, she saw that the feed was cut off.
"Whoops! Looks like I disconnected the Wi-Fi!" Critic smirked as he pulled out the broken router.
"THEN I'LL USE LTE!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!" Stella retorted as she tried to connect back online. Critic simply sighed before he shot her phone, breaking it. "NO!!! DON'T DO THAT!!!"
"I believe I already did," Doug simply said before walking up to Stella, "Stella, please let Stolas go and leave. There's no need to keep going with this bullshit. You can just simply live your life in peace and not have to worry about him anymore."
Stella simply stared at him before laughing.
"In your dreams!" Stella giggled, "Now you either fuck off now or else I'll also have you cuffed and beaten as well! Your choice!"
But before anything else can happen, Bill showed up. "MmmmHmm!"
"No way! It's Bill!" the Shar Pei hellhound commented.
"MmmmHmm!"
"Gosh, you're so right, Bill!" Stella agreed as she released Stolas from the handcuffs, "Come on, guys, let's bust out of here!"
All three hellhounds struggled to get up from the floor from their wounds, but nonetheless got up and left the room with Stella, and with Bill following them while saying "MmmmHmm!".
"Gosh, that is so Bill!" Critic commented. Stolas then turned to Critic.
"Um... Mr. Critic, I would like to say thank you for rescuing me from this. Who knows what would've happened if you hadn't intervened." Stolas thanked.
"No problem, Stolas. And remember kids, beating depressed owls is bad, but tormenting abusive swans is A-Okay!" Critic said in a catchphrase-like way, "I'm the Nostalgia Critic, and I can't wait to hang out with Stolas's emo daughter!"
"Um, Critic, perhaps you shouldn't..." Stolas worryingly said as he tried to stop Critic from meeting Octavia, worried that she won't like him.
Chapter 99: Angry Video Game Nerd
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
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"FUCK! I CAN'T STAND THIS SHIT!"
AVGN was not a happy lad to say the least. He was currently playing Superman 64, an infamous Nintendo 64 game that was pissing him off to no end. And after failing to go through the rings for the hundredth time, the fucking nerd was at its wits end.
"This game doesn't even qualify as shit! It's like the equivalent of shit takin' a shit! This is unspeakably, shockingly bad. It's sickeningly LOATHSOME! It's a fuckin' suffering to the mind! It's a bunch of fuck, and it doesn't belong on this planet! Somebody's gotta take care of it; this is a job for the Fuckin' Nerd!"
But right before AVGN was about to throw the cartridge to the sun, something weird happened. His anger towards the game was so powerful, that it summoned a portal.
"Wait, WHAT THE FUCK?!" AVGN could barely begin to comprehend what had happened before he was suddenly sucked into the portal. He screamed as he tried to not get sucked in, but with no use. He eventually went inside and felt himself get sucked down, and down, and down...
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dea-”
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the portal opened from the ceiling, and AVGN fell down and hit the ground. He slowly got up and looked shocked when he saw all five staring at him in shock.
"The fuck?! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" AVGN demanded.
"None of your business who we are!" Stella retorted, "How did you get here, human?!"
"Wait... I think I've seen you before. What's your name?" AVGN asked Stolas.
"My name's Stolas, sir," he responded, causing AVGN to look flabbergasted.
"NO WAY!!! I GOT SO FUCKING PISSED AT SUPERMAN 64 THAT I SUMMONED A PORTAL TO HELL!!! THAT IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!!!" AVGN cheered, but Stella and her goons didn't looked pleased at that fact.
"Look, man, it doesn't matter how you got in. We're trying to do something, and we'd like for you to get out and go back to your mortal realm elsewhere," the Shar Pei hellhound firmly stated.
"Oh really? And what do you plan on doing?" AVGN interrogated as he crossed his arms.
"None of your fucking business, bro!" the chihuahua hellhound exclaimed, "Now LEAVE!"
"Wait, is that a blessed cuff?" AVGN suddenly pulled out a blessed cuff from one of the hellhounds, "Aren't you all demons? How did you get access to angelic weapons and shit?"
"OH HELL NO! HE'S ONTO US!" the watchdog yelled as he charged at AVGN. However, he dodged his attack before flipping him, causing the watchdog to fall on his head. "OW! I HAVE A BOO BOO!"
"Where did you learn to be an asshole?!" AVGN confronted.
"ALRIGHT, I HAVE HAD IT!!! MARCOS, SHAY, GET DR. JEKYLL AND MR. HYDE THE VIDEO GAME FOR NES!!!" Stella commanded, and the hellhounds brought out a TV, NES, and said video game. "SINCE YOU WANTED TO HURT ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS, YOU WILL BE FORCED TO PLAY THIS GAME!!!"
"OH FUCK NO!!! I'D RATHER GET FUCKED IN THE ASS BY STOLAS WHILE EATING THE SHITTY FRUITS OF GLUTTONY BEFORE I PLAY THAT SHIT AGAIN!!!" AVGN screamed as he charged at the other two hellhounds. Despite the Shar Pei and chihuahua's strength, they were no match for the fucking nerd's powers and his NES gun accessories. The battle ended with AVGN slamming the TV in the Shar Pei's head and knocking out the chihuahua by boomeranging the NES cartridge. But before AVGN can celebrate, however, the watchdog hellhound tackled him down.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" AVGN screamed.
"FUCK YOU, DUDE!!! IT'S TIME YOU GET FUCKED UP!!!" the watchdog screamed as he went to punch AVGN. However, he was stopped when he was tackled down. When he looked up, he saw a feral owl demon glaring at him.
"It's time you all pay for what you did to me..." Stolas sneered before he rounded up the other two hellhounds and proceeded to shred them all, covering half of the room with hellhound blood and flesh. Stella and got splashed with blood too, ruining her white dress.
"WHAT THE FUCK, STOLASS?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THAT IS IT!!! THIS IS THE FINAL STRAW!!! FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, YOUR IMP WILL NOW DIE!!!"
But before Stella could do such a thing, AVGN roundhouse kicked her and knocked her down. He then took her phone and blew it up with the NES gun. "NO! MY PHONE!"
"How about you fuck off, princass?!" AVGN threatened. Stella had no choice but to leave the room out of fear of being blown up too. After Stella left, Stolas returned to his normal form, in shock of everything that went down.
"Damn... I did not expect you to go haywire on them," AVGN commented, "But seriously, what in the world were they trying to do?" Stolas sighed before he finally told AVGN the truth.
"Stella had been getting her hellhounds to torture me for the past few weeks while threatening to have Blitzo killed should I refuse. I already went through two of these horrible sessions, and who knows how far they would've taken things had you not came in."
AVGN was in absolute shock at what he heard. How could someone like Stolas be subjected to torture at the hands of mediocre hellhounds?
"Holy shit... I'm so sorry you went through that..." AVGN shared his condolences, "But don't worry. With those doggy dicks dead and Stella out, I don't think she'll hurt you ever again. Now can you please send me back to Earth? And can you also send that Superman 64 cartridge to the sun? I gotta destroy it for being so fucking ASS!"
"I'll see what I can do," Stolas said as he opened up a portal to the sun, and AVGN threw the cartridge at it, destroying it. Stolas then opened up a portal back to his room, and AVGN entered in.
"I greatly appreciate your help, nerd!" Stolas waved as he closed the portal. AVGN was in absolute shock at everything that had transpired. He never would've imagined saving a Goetian demon from being tortured at the hands of his ex, but he was satisfied of helping him.
"Now I gotta take my mind off that madness. Perhaps I can play some My Horse Prince," AVGN said as he went to put the game on his phone.
Chapter 100: The Ultimate 100th Chapter Anniversary Special (Part 1)
Notes:
Well, I've finally reached the 100th chapter on this series. Thank you all for being with me on this pretty wild journey seeing all of these people stop the torture sessions. This special will be a two parter. The first is Guardian_Blitz_Rider's request where the main Helluva Boss character collab to stop the torture. The second part will be another where Stella and her goons fight off all the previous characters in the previous chapters to determine Stolas's fate in the torture sessions.
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The bed still smelled of Blitz. Stolas did his best to make himself comfortable without lying on his back again, and sighed happily despite the pain in his body, never completely disappearing even with the painkillers.
He had things to do, but that would wait. The day was young, and the assassin was right: he really needed to rest if he wanted to fool his daughter, because it was quite obvious if it wasn’t for Loona, his owlette would have already noticed something was off and started asking questions. But he thought he had understood something crucial concerning the healing spells, and if he was right, that should help him greatly.
But he’d try that out later. First, let sleep claim him again some more…
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
Suddenly, something was thrown in Stella's head, causing her to fall. "OW! WHO THREW THAT?!"
"That would be us, bitch!"
Everyone turned to who was standing there, and were in absolute shock at who it was. It was none other than Blitzo, Loona, Moxxie, and Millie. And all four of them were glaring at the swan and her hellhounds.
"What the fuck?! How did you all get in?!" the Shar Pei hellhound demanded.
"None of your business!" Blitzo retorted, "We just got a tip from an anonymous source that you all have been subjecting to Stolas to all kinds of torture for the past few weeks, and you make him go through it all with the threat of having me killed if he doesn't comply!"
Blitzo then showed them video evidence of the torture sessions for proof, causing everyone besides I.M.P. to watch in shock. Stolas hated recounting these moments, but Stella and the hellhounds were in horror when they realized that their secret was exposed.
"OH FUCK NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" Stella screamed, "GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!"
"How about no?!" Moxxie responded, "You release Prince Stolas, get out of here, and never bother him again! Otherwise, we will leak the footage to the public and have you all arrested and embarrassed!"
"Or, we can handcuff EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU and beat your ass the same way you beated him!" Millie added, "The choice is yours..."
"How about you KISS MY ASS?!" the chihuahua hellhound exclaimed as he charged at Moxxie and Millie and swept them down. Loona responded by getting him off of the two. "STOP! WE'RE HELLHOUNDS! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK TO EACH OTHER!"
"Shut up!" Loona yelled as she punched him in the face. Blitzo was then tackled down by the watchdog hellhound.
"YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR US!!! WE'RE GOING TO RAPE STOLAS AND HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES WHETHER YOU FUCKERS LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed while assaulting Blitzo. Moxxie then slashed the watchdog with his knife before shoving him.
"LEAVE SIR ALONE!" Moxxie yelled as everyone was at a standoff. Stella then huffed before grabbing the naked owl.
"If you want your precious boyfriend back, then you're gonna have to catch me!"
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND!!!" Blitzo yelled, but it didn't matter. Stella and the hellhounds jumped out of the window, starting a chase throughout Imp City.
"JUST STOP AND GIVE US STOLAS! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS NOW!" Loona demanded.
"No, Loona! You're a disgrace to the hellhounic race working with imps and defending the owl prick!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he tried to slow them down by throwing objects at them.
"How the FUCK are you gonna spew out that hellhound supremacist bullshit when you're working with a swan?!" Blitzo rhetorically asked.
"IT DOESN'T MATTER, JERK! I HATE STOLAS FOR WHAT HE DID TO STELLA, AND IT'S TIME HE GETS A TASTE OF HIS OWN MEDICINE!" the watchdog retorted back.
However, Stella proceeded to crash into a building, and everyone rushed in. It turns out they were in one of Verosika's concerts, and they were backstage.
"Hey! Get out of here! You don't have VIP passes!" Verosika began, but then gasped when she saw a nude Stolas handcuffed. "The fuck is this?!"
"VEROSIKA, HELP ME HIDE STOLASS!!!" Stella demanded as she handed the owl to her.
"Fuck no! He's your husband!" Verosika gave Stolas back to Stella, angering the swan.
"Let me have him!" the Shar Pei offered, but was then bopped in the head by Loona. "OW!"
"It's the end of the road for you, Stella!" Blitzo yelled. Stella then screamed before knocking down Verosika and ran to the stage.
"The fuck is wrong with her now?!" Verosika asked as the group followed Stella, who was now embarrassing Stolas in front of the whole crowd.
"LOOK EVERYONE!!! LOOK HOW PATHETIC AND WEAK STOLASS IS!!!" Stella exclaimed as she presented Stolas's vulnerable body, leading to the audience to laugh. However, the laughter was halted when a dark presence began to emit throughout the arena.
"Stella... what the fuck are you doing..." a deep voice growled. Eventually, a body appeared, and it was none other than Paimon.
"Father?!" Stolas shouted.
"Lord Paimon?! The hell are you doing here?!" Stella demanded.
"I got a distress signal from my son at this concert. Why is he naked? And why is he restrained with a blessed cuff?"
However, before Stella could say anything, the hellhounds grabbed some water balloons from backstage and threw them at Paimon. "HEY! STOP THIS!"
"NO!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE, STELLA!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as the four ran out of the building and rushed towards an SUV with a family in it.
"OUT THE CAR NOW!" Stella screamed as the family was forcibly taken out and the four got with Stolas inside. Stella stepped on the gas and drove off.
"FUCK! THEY'RE PROBABLY GONNA TAKE HIM BACK TO THE PALACE TO CONTINUE THIS CRAZY ASS TORTURE!!!" Blitzo screamed his ass off while stomping on the ground.
"Sir, stop!" Moxxie calmed him down, "We have Lord Paimon, and he can help us get to them before they do something awful!"
"Exactly! I'm not gonna let that crazy swan hurt my son with her doggy friends! Verosika, will you join us?" Paimon asked.
"Sure, why not?" Verosika shrugged, and Paimon transformed into a large sports car and they all got in and drove to the direction where the SUV went. Meanwhile, Stella and the hellhounds were having the time of their life driving recklessly while blasting black metal from the chihuahua's phone. Stolas, on the other hand, hated every second of this.
"Stella, please slow down!" Stolas begged, but was met with a slap in the face.
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!! I LIKE DRIVING FAST!!!" Stella screamed at Stolas's face, but in doing so, she wasn't paying attention.
"STELLA, LOOK OUT!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled, but it was too late, and they crashed into a car. All five screamed as they ended up flipping. Miraculously, no one was seriously hurt, but were now miserable. All five slowly got out when they saw another female imp come at them, who looked awfully familiar.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT BUYING THIS CAR?!?! I BARELY HAD IT FOR 24 HOURS!!!" Barbie Wire screamed at them.
"Look, m'am, we have no time for this!" Stella asserted, "I'll write you a check for a new car, but we gotta get out of here! We have some business to attend to."
"OH NO! YOU GOETIANS ARE NOT GOING TO GET OFF SCOT FREE!!!" Barbie screamed as she grabbed Stolas and used him as a baseball bat to knock everyone down.
"JESUS CHRIST! WHY WOULD YOU KNOCK US OUT LIKE THIS?!?!" the chihuahua cried.
"YEAH, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!" the watchdog added.
"NO! ALL THE TORTURE YOU ALL HAVE DONE TO ME IS UNCALLED FOR! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!" Stolas yelled, finally gaining the courage to stand up against his abusers. Right around this time, Paimon's car pulled up, and everyone got out.
"Blitz-oh?!" Barbie exclaimed.
"The o is silent, Barbie!" Blitzo said before turning to Stella, "It's the end of the road for you four! Now Barbie, please give me back Stolas."
"OH HELL NO! YOU ALL CAUSED THEM TO CRASH MY NEW CAR, HUH?!?! WELL GUESS WHAT?!?! YOU'RE NOT GETTING YOUR BIRDY BACK!!!" Barbie smirked before handing Stolas back to Stella.
"Well that was easy," Stella shrugged, "Now come on, gang! We gotta jack a new car!"
"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!" Paimon screamed before he went feral mode and charged at them. However, Stella pulled out an angelic shield, and used it to block Paimon's attack. I.M.P. also pulled out guns to kill them, but once again, the angelic shield blocked them.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE! THIS IS SO UNFAIR!" Millie screamed as she slammed her gun down out of anger. "BARBIE WHY WOULD YOU GIVE STELLA STOLAS?!?!"
"I wanted to spite Blitzo!" Barbie defended as she crossed her arms. Soon, a truck came by and stopped. It was none other than Striker. "Is everything wrong?"
"GET OUT OF THE TRUCK, STRIKER!!!" Stella yelled as she threw Striker out of the car and they all got in and drove off quickly.
"What the hell, m'am?!" Striker yelled, but was then tackled by Blitzo.
"YOU DARE YOU ALMOST KILL STOLAS AND THEN PARTICIPATE IN THE TORTURE SESSIONS!!! WE SAW THE FUCKING FOOTAGE!!!" Blitzo yelled at his face. Striker looked shocked, realizing that he was exposed.
"Oh come on! I just wanted to have a little bit of fun!" Striker defended, but then Paimon grabbed Striker and glared at him.
"You better come with us to free Stolas, or else I'll turn you into stone. That goes for you too, Barbie!"
"Oh fuck off!" Barbie groaned, but she and Striker nevertheless agreed. Paimon returned to his car form, and everyone got in to track down Stella and her goons.
"For the last time, Mammon, just sign the fucking paper!" Asmodeus demanded as he handed Mammon the new contract.
"No, Ozzie! How do I know your cunts aren't going to try and pull a fast one on me?!" Mammon retorted.
"Mammon, we're just making all business deals with you severed officially. I already told you I don't want to work for you anymore, and you need to abide by that," Fizzarolli tried to explain. Just then, a truck suddenly came breaking into the room.
"OY! THIS ISN'T A FUCKING RACE TRACK, MATES!!!" Mammon yelled, but then all three gasped when they saw Stella and her hellhounds get out with a nude Stolas in.
"MY DARK LORD!!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" Asmodeus demanded, but Stella shut him up.
"Lord Asmodeus, we are planning to rape Stolas, and we need your special sex toys and sex drugs to help us make his rape as long and torturous as possible! Will you please lend me some?" Stella asked. However, this enraged Asmodeus.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO RAPE STOLAS?!?! THAT IS SO FUCKED UP!!!" Asmodeus screamed at her face.
"Look, man, Stolas deserves it for being so terrible to Stella in bed and engaging in degenerate acts of BDSM with his 'Blitzy'. He deserves it for being an asshole!" the watchdog defended.
"Sir, that has got to be the most ignorant and lame excuse in support of rape I have ever heard!" Fizzarolli came in Stolas's defense, "I mean, what the hell are you all thinking?"
"For me, at least, I want to assert my hellhound supremacy as well as use the blood and fear of Stolas to advance my black metal project 'Canine Killers'," the chihuahua defended, "As a Tarahist, we must preserve our nationality and pride as hellhounds and continue to exterminate the weak to ensure that our hellhounic children are safe and our existence is maintained, all while following the words of Tarah."
"I agree!" Stella clapped, "And as a swan nazi, my race is easily so much better than owls, and I LOVE seeing him hurt! That is why I am a sadist, and why I love to see my little pups help me engage in my fetish!"
Mammon, Fizzarolli, and especially Asmodeus could not believe what they were all hearing. Stella and at least one of the hellhounds were racists and admitted to torturing Stolas so as to fulfill Stella's sadist fetish. But before any of them can ring them out, Paimon showed up and everyone got out.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH, STELLA! JUST LET BIRDIE GO NOW AND WE CAN JUST MOVE ON LIKE NOTHING EVER HAPPENED!!!" Blitzo pleaded, but then Stella gasped at seeing Striker along with them.
"Et tu, Striker?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Sorry, m'am, but I had no other choice!" Striker defended.
"ALRIGHT, I HAVE HAD IT!!!" Asmodeus screamed as he and Mammon went into feral mode and charged at them along with everyone else. However, Stella and her goons were not going down without a fight. The hellhounds were able to fend themselves from Barbie, Verosika, Fizzarolli, Striker, and I.M.P. whereas Stella focused on the deadly sins and Paimon. At first, Stella and her goons were able to fend them off. However, they were soon overwhelmed. Striker was able to slit the Shar Pei hellhound's throat and decapitate him. Verosika and Barbie also assaulted the chihuahua by taking his knife and stabbing him in the abdomen before breaking both of his wrists and snapping his neck, killing him. I.M.P. all teamed up to greatly assault and torture the watchdog hellhound, leaving him to scream and cry as he tried, but fail to defend himself. It ended when Loona slit his intestines open with her claws and ripped his heart out, killing him. Stella, on the other hand, was somehow still OPing everyone, having used her ex-husband as a weapon to assault Mammon, Asmodeus, and Paimon. Fizzarolli jumped into Ozzie's defense at one point, but she completely sliced off one of his robotic arms, causing the disabled imp to scream in pain.
"FROGGY, NO!!!" Asmodeus yelled as he grabbed Fizzarolli.
"OH SHIT! STELLA'S GOING PSYCHO!!!" Blitzo screamed.
"DAMN RIGHT!!! I WILL HAVE STOLAS HURT AND TRAUMATIZED!!! AND NO ONE WILL STOP ME!!!" Stella screamed like a crazed maniac as she threatened to slit Stolas's throat with an angelic knife. Just then, however, a loud, dark hoot was heard from afar.
"The hell was that?" Loona asked. However, Stolas knew who it was from, and was terrified.
"Stella... I'd stop if I were you..." Stolas tried to warn, but Stella only laughed.
"Over my dead body!" Stella exclaimed, "Whoever you are, show yourself!"
Suddenly, a comet came crashing down. Everyone shielded themselves from the bright blast, but when they got out, they were in shock at who it was. It was Octavia, but in her feral form. And she was fuming.
"Let my father go..." Octavia growled in a voice so deep, that it made even the deadly sins shiver in terror.
"NO!" Stella defiantly yelled, "What, you're seriously going to hurt your own mother? After everything I've done for you?"
But that was exactly was Octavia was going to do. She lunged at Stella and proceeded to stab her with an injected of angelic posion. Stella screamed in absolute agony as she felt the poison spread through her bloodstream and make her entire body feel like it was being stabbed inside out. But that was just for starters. Octavia then released her father from the angelic cuffs and placed them on her mother before kicking her down on the ground.
"Now, go ahead and have fun. She’s already restrained, take full advantage of it!" Octavia told the group, a call back to what Stella said right before she was going to have him raped. Everyone nodded and proceeded to give Stella the biggest karma ever. I.M.P. completely assaulted her, Fizzarolli cut of her leg, Barbie knocked her out, Verosika slit her clitoris, Striker stabbed her thigh with the angelic knife and broke it in a similar manner he did to Stolas, Paimon would shred her swan nazi memorabilia before shaving her hair bald, Mammon would crush her with his weight, and Asmodeus would violate all of her holes with oversized dildos. By the time they were all done, it was a miracle Stella was still alive, but now in a terrible state.
"p... please... s... stop..." Stella could barely muster. She slowly looked up and saw Stolas glaring at her.
"Goodbye, Stella... I hope the torture was worth it..." Stolas coldly said before he pointed an angelic gun at her and shot her in the head, killing her instantly. After that, everyone stood in silence for 10 seconds, taking in everything that had transpired. Octavia was the first to hug her father. Then Blitzo, and soon, everyone went to hug Stolas as he cried.
"Thank you... thank you all..." Stolas wept as they all continued to hug him. Once they broke out, Blitzo began to speak.
"Stolas, before you even think it, don't ever think that this was your fault or any of us. If anything, Stella and her pathetic goons are the ones at fault here for subjecting you to this. You a strong, yet kind and gentle man who deserves so much better, and I'm sorry for making you feel otherwise before. I hope you can let us help you move on from all of this trauma, and let us love you like no other."
Stolas simply nodded as he thanked everyone for their help. Even Striker and Barbie despite their issues. Asmodeus then went to bring Fizzarolli back to get his robotic arm replaced as Mammon decided to sign the contract, breaking the remaining connections he has towards Fizz. Once Mammon also left, Paimon turned to the group.
"Well, everyone, now that Stella and her goons are done for, where do we go from here?"
"I don't know, grandpa, but I have a feeling uncle Andy isn't going to like this one..." Octavia pondered, causing everyone to laugh.
Chapter 101: The Ultimate 100th Chapter Anniversary Special (Part 2)
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HELLUVA_SUS: Hello, and welcome to part 2 of the Ultimate 100th Chapter Anniversary Special! Last chapter was when the main characters of Helluva Boss all worked together to stop Stella and her goons from raping Stolas. And for this one, we're going to be getting all the characters from the last 99 chapters to duke it out in a battle royale to see who can get the victory royale! Granted there are some limitations. Any abnormal identities like the Backrooms or Groundhog Day are disqualified since they can't physically move or shoot guns. Also, I'm having Neyane sit this one out because having them go against all of these characters sound silly. Otherwise, whoever wins will get to do whatever they want with Stolas!
[Camera shows Stolas locked in a cage.]
STOLAS: I did not want to be locked in a gilded cage!
HELLUVA_SUS: Too bad! Now let's see how everyone's doing.
[Cut to the Battle Bus, where all the characters are sitting and awaiting to jump off.]
BLITZO: Alright, gang, let's form a pack so we can team up to kill everyone!
MOXXIE: Sir, we're supposed to fight each other, not team up.
ANDREW DITCH: I better not have any of you abuse me!
DIDDY: No one cares, bruh! I just wanna show you all who the meat master is!
ERIC CARTMAN: Aw yeah, I'm about to kick some ass!
BUS DRIVER: Alright, everyone, on the count of three, you all jump off and have fun! 1... 2... 3!
[Everyone jumps off the bus.]
HELLUVA_SUS: Alright, the heat is on! I'm going to be doing a commentary on what happens. And right away it looks as though the Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel characters are forming an alliance.
CHARLIE: Alright, everyone, the first thing we need to do is kill off the Helluva Boss characters.
HUSK: How about we just chill and drink our ass off instead?
ANGEL DUST: Fuck no! And I'm not working with Val!
VALENTINO: You better do what I fucking say, Angie!
[Suddenly, an explosion hits the team, killing Valentino, Nifty, and Vaggie.]
CHARLIE: VAGGIE, NO! WHO DID THAT?!
BLITZO: THAT WOULD BE US, BITCH!
CRIMSON: Not my fault you all would rather argue than fucking fight!
VELVETTE: Oh no! You are not going to kill Val and think you can get away with it!
HELLUVA_SUS: Okay, um, let's see what everyone else is doing while these two argue.
[Cut to Dreamybull and SammyClassicSonicFan fighting off the Stolas clones.]
PILOT STOLAS: DIE! YOU'RE NOT BLITZY!
YOUNG STOLAS: YEAH! AND HOW DARE YOU RIP UP MY BOOKS! FATHER GAVE ME THOSE!
SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN: WE DON'T FRICKIN' CARE! DREAMY, GO CUM ALL OVER THOSE FRICKS!
DREAMYBULL: AMBATUKAM!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
[Dreamybull cums all over the Stolas clones, drowning them.]
HELLUVA_SUS: DAMN! Dreamybull sure came a lot!
SAMMYCLASSICSONICFAN: Alright, Dreamy, we're going to find the lolcows and kill them off too!
HELLUVA_SUS: Speaking of lolcows, let's see how they're doing...
[Cut to the lolcows, where Andrew Ditch is throwing a tantrum.]
ANDREW DITCH: I DON'T WANNA BE ABUSED ANYMORE!!! ANDY JUST WANTS TO GO HOME!!!
DANIEL LARSON: Andrew, knock it off! We're not going to get any kills if you keep banging your head and crying like a weirdo!
ANDREW DITCH: BUT BEAVIS AND BUTTHEAD TOOK MY TEDDY BEAR AND RIPPED IT!!! AND THEY TRIED TO SMASH MY TABLET, AND THEY WOULD'VE SUCCEEDED HAD CHRIS-CHAN NOT SNIPED THEM!!!
CHRIS-CHAN: Andrew, you gotta move on! You're a grown ass man, and you're too old to be obsessing over children's stuff!
DANIEL LARSON: Look who's talking!
[Suddenly, Dhar Mann appears.]
DHAR MANN: Hey, Dhar Mann fans! Do you want to learn a life lesson?
ANDREW DITCH: GET ME A NEW TEDDY BEAR OR ELSE WE WILL KILL YOU, ABUSER!!!
DHAR MANN: Woah, woah! Andrew that is no way to talk. Please apologize so we can-
[Chris-chan shoots Dhar Mann, killing him.]
CHRIS-CHAN: Alright, come on! We gotta move on!
HELLUVA_SUS: Alright, right off the bat, 40 people have already died, most of which came from the Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel fight, which I sadly missed because of the lolcow antics. Let's see who's still alive.
BLITZO: NO!!! I LOST MY EMPLOYESS AND LOONY!!! AND NOW ME, STRIKER, AND LARAKEIN'S STELLA ARE THE ONLY ONES REMAINING!!!
STRIKER: I can't believe Emily OPed everyone!
LARAKEIN'S STELLA: And how anticlimatic it was for Andrealphus to freeze the others to death!
BLITZO: IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! LET'S KILL MORE FUCKERS!!!
HELLUVA_SUS: Alright, I got word that some people don't want to die. Let's see who are the lame-os.
[Cut to Baby Octavia, Adrian, the Four Horsemen, and Clarissa hiding.]
ADRIAN: I hate this... I want to go home...
BABY OCTAVIA: I want my daddy...
CLARISSA: I know, kids. Perhaps we should order at Applebee's.
DYLAN: There's no Applebee's here!
CLARISSA: I can order it to-go!
[Suddenly, Kenny Vu appears.]
KENNY VU: There you jerks are! You ready to die?
ADRIAN: NO! PLEASE! MOMMY, HELP!!!
HENLEY: Come on, man, you won't kill some kids, will you?
[Kenny Vu shrugs before shooting and killing everyone.]
KENNY VU: Cầm lấy! Ông nội sẽ rất tự hào về tôi!
UOLLIAC: Burgers like to kiss me and I go to Denmark to poop on Eric and I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac I'm the Uolliac WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
KENNY VU: Oh fuck off, Uolliac!
[Kenny Vu shoots the Uolliac to death.]
HELLUVA_SUS: Damn, Ken's packing! Oh jeez, we're down to 20 people already? That was fast. It looks like Jotaro Kujo is fighting the Bryan Mills from Taken. Let's see who's winning.
[Bryan shoots Jotaro.]
JOTARO KUJO: FUCK!
BRYAN MILLS: Give it up! I told you I have a very particular set of skills, skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you.
JOTARO KUJO: ALRIGHT, PLAYTIME'S OVER, OLD MAN! DAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMUDAMU!!!
[Jotaro punches Bryan to death.]
JOTARO KUJO: Alright, now who's next in my wrath?!
BRANDON ROGERS: Oh Jotaro! Come kiss this ass!
[Brandon teases Jotaro by shaking his ass.]
JOTARO KUJO: COME HERE, BRANDON! YOUR VIDEOS ARE SO ANNOYING!
[Jotaro chases Brandon, but he's too fast. Brandon tricks Jotaro into falling in a pit, killing him on impact.]
BRANDON ROGERS: Whoops! Looks like you should learn to watch where you're chasing!
HELLUVA_SUS: Damn, Brandon! And it looks like I got word that Andrew Ditch is having trouble with some others. Let's see what's up.
[Cut to Andrew Ditch throwing a tantrum while Spongebob and Horrid Henry mock him.]
ANDREW DITCH: WHY WOULD YOU ABUSE ME AND DESTROY MY TABLET?!?! NOW ANDY WILL NEVER RELAX!!!
SPONGEBOB: That's what you get for faking your autism and being annoying and manipulative!
HORRID HENRY: Yeah, and you're more horrid than I am, and I had to kill my parents because they tried to kill me!
ANDREW DITCH: ANDY DOESN'T WANT TO BE ABUSED ANYMORE BY YOU CUNTS!!!
SPONGEBOB: You always say you don't want to be abused, but you're the one being abusive, because you killed your other lolcow friends because they didn't want to go to the store to buy you another teddy bear and a Paw Patrol DVD!
[Suddenly, Spongebob and Horrid Henry are sniped, killing them.]
ANDREW DITCH: OW!!! OW!!! ANDY HAS BLOOD ALL OVER HIM!!!
BLITZO: ALRIGHT, TIME TO DIE, YOU FATASSHOLE!!!
[Blitzo kills Andrew Ditch. At this time, Brandon Rogers shows up.]
HELLUVA_SUS: Oh shit! Here comes that Brandon Rogers and Blitzo fight you've all been waiting-
[Blitzo kills Brandon Rogers with a decapitation.]
HELLUVA_SUS: -for...
BLITZO: FUCK YEAH!!! WHO WANTS MORE OF BLITZY?!?!
HELLUVA_SUS: Actually, we're already down to two more people: Blitzo and LaraKein's Stella. Whoever's still standing wins.
BLITZO: Oh you gotta be fucking kidding me! I gotta fight the nice Stella?
[Blitzo roams around the map, carefully looking for LaraKein's Stella.]
BLITZO: Look, Stella, I don't want to kill you, alright? Just forfeit now, and I can go home happy with Stolas.
[A shot dodges Blitzo.]
BLITZO: OH COME ON!!!
LARAKEIN'S STELLA: STOLAS IS MINE!!! I HAD TO KILL A VIETNAMESE NAZI LARPER, A PURPLE DINOSAUR, A GOAT DOCTOR WITH A BIG ASS VACCINE, AND EVEN SOME OLD MAN AND HIS DIAPERED WIMPY BOYS JUST TO GET HERE!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE BLOW THIS FOR ME!!!
BLITZO: Well then it's on, bitch!
[Blitzo charges at LaraKein's Stella and tackles her down. Both proceed to wrestle and punch each other.]
HELLUVA_SUS: God damn! They're going full-on melee! This shit's getting personal!
[Soon, Blitzo gets the upper hand and proceeds to assault her greatly.]
BLITZO: ANY LAST WORDS, BITCH?!?!
LARAKEIN'S STELLA: You... you should've... you should've gone for the head...
[LaraKein's Stella then pulls out a knife and slits Blitzo's throat, killing him.]
HELLUVA_SUS: HOLY HELL!!! LARAKEIN'S STELLA JUST KILLED BLITZO!!! THIS MAKES HER THE WINNER AND VICTORY ROYALE!!!
LARAKEIN'S STELLA: FUCK YEAH!!! I WON!!!
[A portal is summoned, bringing LaraKein's Stella to Stolas.]
HELLUVA_SUS: Alright, LaraKein's Stella, since you won, you get to do whatever you want with Stolas.
STOLAS: Oh please don't be an abusive bitch like my other wife...
LARAKEIN'S STELLA: Don't worry, Stolas. I'm the nice version, and I won't hurt you anymore. Now how about we have an entire day to ourselves?
STOLAS: Sure, I guess...
HELLUVA_SUS: And that concludes this short, but epic battle royale. Stay tuned for the next chapter, where more characters will come in to stop the torture sessions. And who knows? If I get to 200 chapters, then perhaps they can duke it out as well?
WORKER: FUCK NO!!!
HELLUVA_SUS: Whatever!
Chapter 102: Stolas Worshippers
Notes:
So I guess this is the debut of Season 2 of this series? Well, the worshippers I'm using for this chapter are the ones that made a brief appearance in the latest Apology Tour episode.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door came crashing down, and in came a group of men wearing black robes. Those were Stolas worshippers, who somehow found a way to enter Hell and go in the palace of Stolas.
"All hail the demon prince, Sto-" the leader of the group stopped when he saw Stolas cuffed, and all five of them looked at them with shock. "Um... what's going on here?"
"Oh great, Stolas has groupies..." the Shar Pei hellhound groaned.
"Look, you all, we are all right in the middle of something, and whatever you want with prince Stolas, it can wait," Stella sternly told them.
"Wait, aren't you the same people from that Hallow's Eve party?" Stolas asked, "I'm still mad you didn't had any cake!"
"Prince Stolas, we told you we needed you present for a sacrifice," the leader explained, "We couldn't afford cake."
"But you can afford those designer robes and shiny dagger?" Stolas questioned.
"ENOUGH!" the watchdog hellhound screamed, "You all get out or else Stella will kill Stolas's imp! How about that?!"
"We won't leave until you release Stolas at once!" the leader demanded.
"DEAD IMP IT IS THEN!!!" Stella yelled as she pulled out her phone. However, a dagger was thrown and stabbed through her phone. Not only did it broke, but it exploded because it punctured the lithium ion battery.
"HOLY SHIT, PUT IT OUT!!!" the chihuahua hellhound screamed as the Shar Pei hellhound got out a nearby fire extinguisher and put out the fire. Unfortunately, the phone was now broken beyond repair. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! YOU COULD'VE SET THE WHOLE PALACE ON FIRE!!!"
"WE DON'T CARE, YOU LONG-HAIRED MUTT!!!" the leader exclaimed, "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE TO RELEASE STOLAS PEACEFULLY OR ELSE WE WILL TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!"
"MAKE US!!!" the watchdog screamed as all three hellhounds charged at the worshippers. However, they were one step ahead, as they pulled out torches and proceeded to light up all three hellhounds on fire.
"By the power of prince Stolas, you all shall forever perish!" the leader commanded as all three hellhounds were quickly eviscerated from the fire. Meanwhile, other worshippers restrained Stella and removed the blessed cuffs from Stolas before placing them on Stella.
"LET ME GO RIGHT THIS INSTANT! THIS IS FUCKED UP ON SO MANY LEVELS!" Stella cried, but she was ignored.
"Come on, my dark lord. Let's finish this once and for all..." the leader offered.
"Um... I'm not sure..." Stolas hesitated.
"We brought cake," one worshipper said as he showed the owl prince cake.
"Deal!" Stolas agreed as they all headed to the lair, where Stella was tied down to a table.
"Stolas, please... don't let them do this..." Stella begged with terror. She didn't want to die like this. All she wanted was to have Stolas hurt for her own pleasure.
"No, Stella! I'm tired of your sick, twisted games! It's high time you got some karma for everything you've done to me!" Stolas rebuked while he ate cake. The leader then came with the dagger.
"All hail the demon prince, Stolas!" he commanded before stabbing Stella in the heart, killing her.
“Hey dad, I’m home!”
The young owl made her way to her bedroom to put down her stuff before searching for her father, surprised he didn’t come to greet him yet. She had warned him of her return, usually he’d be waiting for her. Maybe he was busy somewhere?
She tried his study with little luck. She was on her way to the greenhouse when she met him in the corridor. But he was... bloodied?
“Oh, my starfire!” He greeted her with a smile. “I’m sorry, I was about to take a bath, I missed your arrival! How are you?”
“Oh, it’s fine, but why are you covered in blood?” Octavia asked her father.
"Via, it's... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing he now had to explain that her mother was scarified by a bunch of Stolas worshippers.
Chapter 103: SAW
Notes:
Requested by Basil
Also, here's the SAW trap I used: https://sawfilms.fandom.com/wiki/Horsepower_Trap
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before the cuffs were placed on him, something disturbing happened. The door came busting down, and in came a man wearing a creepy pig mask. It was none other than Pighead.
"Hey! How the fuck did you bust down the door?!" Stella demanded, but Pighead said nothing. He put on a gas mask before throwing a smoke grenade at them. When it exploded, it sent out gases of chloroform in a gaseous state.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" everyone screamed, but they were quickly knocked out. Once everyone was knocked out, Pighead grabbed them one by one (with the exception of Stolas) and took them out of the palace for something even more sinister...
Stella woke up restrained in a car. She had no idea where she was exactly, other than the fact that it appeared that she was in some sort of garage. However, when she looked around more, the swan gasped at what she saw. The Shar Pei hellhound was trapped to a large metal plate by barbed wire, his head lay directly underneath the right rear tire of the car and would be crushed should the car fell. The chihuahua was also chained to a metal post behind the car. His arms and lower jaw were pierced by large metal rings. Attached to these rings were chains, which were also attached to the back of the car. Should the car from the jacks, the car would start to move forward with high speed, thereby ripping off the third victim's arms and jaw. Lastly, the watchdog was chained to the garage door directly in front of the car and would be overrun should the car drive and burst through the door.
"STELLA, HELP!!! WE CAN'T GET OUT!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed.
"YEAH, I DON'T WANNA BE HERE!!!" the watchdog hellhound added.
"EVERYONE CALM DOWN! I'LL FIGURE OUT A WAY TO GET OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T MOVE BECAUSE SOMEONE GLUED MY BACK TO THE SEAT!" Stella exclaimed. It was true. Being glued to the back of a car seat was no fun. Suddenly, however, everyone stopped when a voice came from the car speakers. That voice came from the infamous SAW killer John Kramer.
"Hello, Stella. I want to play a game. The situation you find yourself in is of your own doing. You and your hellhounds are all homophobic sadist supremacists. You have intimidated your husband based on his sexuality and kind nature, but today it is you who will run scared. Your pathetic mutts follow your every word, Stella. Therefore, you will be the only one capable of saving them and yourself. In thirty seconds, the jacks holding up this car will fall, setting off a deadly chain of events. In order to stop this from happening, you must tear yourself away from the seat to which you are glued. Then you must pull the red lever before you. But no act comes without a sacrifice. You've judged Stolas by his avian species and today, Stella, you will learn that demons are all the same on the inside. Live or die, Stella. The choice is yours."
The timer then started counting down as the car turned on and revved up, causing the tires to start moving.
"STELLA, PLEASE!!! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried. Stella began to pull away, but it already hurt.
"FUCK, I CAN'T!!! I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY BEAUTIFUL FUR AND SKIN!!!" Stella wept.
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I GOT A FAMILY!!! I DON'T WANT MY KIDS TO GO WITHOUT A FATHER FIGURE!!!" the watchdog pleaded.
"STELLA, JUST FUCKING DO IT!!!" the chihuahua cried. Stella then proceeded to scream as she pulled away one arm, and then another at the 15 second mark. She was in so much pain from the arm pulling, but now she had her entire back to worry about.
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!! IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!" Stella screamed as she struggled to pull her back away. Was it worth losing big chunks at her skin to save her hellhounds, who will most likely be traumatized from this ordeal.
5...
"I CAN'T!!!"
4...
"STELLA, PLEASE!!!"
3...
"I DON'T WANT TO!!!"
2...
"NO!!!"
1...
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
0
And then came the chain. The car was dropped, and the spinning wheel landed on the Shar Pei's head, crushing his face and killing him. The car then sped as the chihuahua's jaw and arms were ripped off, killing him. Lastly, the car would impact the garage door and crush the watchdog underneath, killing him.
"I'M SORRY!!! I'M SO FUCKING SORRY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Stella screamed and cried as the car continued to speed away with no sign of stopping. Eventually, the car crashed into another junk car, and Stella's entire back was ripped apart as she flew out of the windshield and crash landed through the car, killing her from the impalement.
“Hey dad, I’m home!”
The young owl made her way to her bedroom to put down her stuff before searching for her father, surprised he didn’t come to greet him yet. She had warned him of her return, usually he’d be waiting for her. Maybe he was busy somewhere?
She tried his study with little luck. She was on her way to the greenhouse when she saw him passed out from his bedroom.
"Dad, wake up!" Octavia yelled as she shook her father, who thankfully got up, "Dad, why were you passed out on the floor?" However, Stolas looked worried.
"Wait... where is she...? Where is she with those..." Stolas stopped himself, not wanting to tell Octavia anything that would worry her.
"Dad, what are you talking about? What is going on?" the owlette asked.
"Via... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing that he now had to explain the kidnapping and possible death of Stella and the hellhounds.
Chapter 104: Owls of Rozalid
Notes:
The owls of Rozalid are OCs created by Rozalid. You can look at some of photos of them here. Be cautious when browsing there, as some of these images are explicit.
https://e621.net/posts?tags=rozalid
Also, my headcanon for the universe is that they also speak Persian, so there will be some inclusion of there here.
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Bubowl was called in by his partner Atheniv for an emergency meeting. When he arrived at the living room, he noticed that Flammeusia and Nebulowl were also there.
"Hey, Atheniv, I came as you called," Bubowl said as he sat down, "What's wrong?"
"Okay, Bubowl, you know how I recently picked up a job at the Owl Outer Defense League?" Atheniv asked.
"Yes, Atheniv, you've already told me about how you're excited that you get to defend our owl species outside of this land. Did you get assigned to a new job?" Bubowl asked.
"Yes, and it's a special one!" Atheniv excitedly said as she pulled out her tablet and showed everyone where her location is, "It's in Hell. There's surprisingly a large number of owls living in that land, and I'm excited to patrol this new world!"
Both Flammeusia and Nebulowl looked excited that Atheniv is now working in Hell. Bubowl, on the other hand, looked concerned.
"Hell?! !شوخی میکنی؟ Do you realize that place is dangerous?! I don't want you to get eaten by a hellhound or even accidently hurt by one of the Exterminations that happen in Pride!" Bubowl exclaimed. Atheniv, realizing her partner was in distress, comforted him.
"I appreciate your concern, but I promise you that I will be safe," she assured, "We are given special protection there, and I know owl demons are friendly to regular owls there."
Suddenly, her tablet went off. When she went to look at it, she gasped at what she saw.
"!وای نه It's an owl in distress!" she exclaimed as she looked at the file, "It's coming from a man named Stolas. I need to save him now! Would you all like to come with me?"
"Sure, why not?" Flammeusia shrugged, and Nebulowl nodded.
"I'll come, but I'll also invite Urowlensis since he could be of help," Bubowl said as he went to call Urowlensis.
"Thanks, guys! Now I will get my gear ready and then we will go," Atheniv as she went to get ready to save Stolas.
“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to come next week.”
However, before the torture can truly begin, something unusual happened. The bathroom door opened, and in came Urowlensis.
"!سلام" He greeted in Persian, "I hope I am not interrupting something!" However, both Stella and the watchdog looked in shock at his sudden appearance.
"What the hell? Stolas, are you seriously fucking cheating on that imp of yours?!" Stella interrogated.
"What?! No! This is literally the first time I've seen him!" Stolas tried to deny, but Stella wasn't buying it.
"Wow, birdie! Quite bold of you to cheat on that Blitz-oh of yours while we're doing this little arrangement!" the watchdog teased as Urowlensis's eyes perked from the accusation.
"The 'o' is silent! At least have the decency to respect his new name!" Stolas clapped back. Just when the watchdog was about to give Stolas a beating, the door was suddenly busted down, and Bubowl, Atheniv, Flammeusia, and Nebulowl all came busting in.
"THIS IS THE OODL! WE DEMAND YOU RELEASE STOLAS RIGHT THIS INSTANT!" Atheniv demanded. However, Stella just simply laughed.
"Well that's a new one! You're seriously telling me that you stupid owls are trying to save others?!" Stella blurted out as she continued to giggle and chirp like a little kid, "Oh please! I know your kind. You're so weak and pathetic, just like him! Now get out please. We're right in the middle of something."
"You really think we're just gonna leave after you cuffed him to do who knows what?!" Bubowl exclaimed, "Hell no! That is not how we roll!"
"Yeah, and of course a swan is attacking him!" Flammeusia added, "Your kind is always aggressive to ours! Not to mention this mutt right here who probably takes steroids to hide the fact that he has a small dick!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!" the watchdog ran up to Flammeusia, "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT MY DICK IS HUGE, WAS ABLE TO FATHER TWO CHILDREN, AND THESE GUNS RIGHT HERE ARE REAL!!!"
"And you're wasting those talents hurting our kind instead of using it for good?" Flammeusia rhetorically asked.
"Oh, trust me, what we were about to do to birdie is nothing compared to last time!" what the watchdog did next would shock the OODL. He pulled out his phone and showed them footage of one of the previous torture sessions, which included Stolas being forced to stand as all three hellhounds punched him, all with the threat of Blitzo being killed should he fall. All five owls were appalled from what they were watching, Flammeusia especially, and she was about to let them have it.
"!!!لعنتی چه بلایی سرت اومده؟!؟! چگونه می توانید استولا را در معرض این نوع شکنجه قرار دهید؟!؟! این به راحتی بدترین جنایت نفرت انگیز علیه یک جغد است که من تا به حال شاهد آن بوده ام" the owls were shocked at her language. Even Stolas, who also knew Persian, was taken aback from her brutal outburst.
"ALRIGHT, I'VE HAD IT WITH YOU PRICKS!!!" Stella yelled as she pulled out the feed, "YOU FIVE HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU ALL WANTED TO BE A HERO!!!"
"Not on our fucking watch!" Bubowl yelled as he threw a candle at Stella, hitting her phone and breaking it.
"HOW DARE YOU BREAK HER PHONE!!!" the watchdog screamed as he shoved Bubowl away. He was then met with a clean punch to the gut from Atheniv.
"DON'T YOU EVER ASSAULT MY PARTNER, YOU FRICKING JERK!!!" While she and the watchdog were fighting, Nebulowl and Flammeusia also began their attack on Stella. Bubowl and Urowlensis also worked together to release Stolas from the cuffs.
"Come on, Stolas! Leave while we take care of them!" Bubowl commanded. Stolas nodded and left the room. Fortunately, Nebulowl and Flammeusia were able to successfully restrain Stella and cuff her, but the watchdog was beginning to gain the upper hand in the fight between him and Atheniv.
"OW!!! THAT HURT!!" Atheniv cried as the watchdog proceeded to kick her and knock her down.
"NOT SO TOUGH NOW, HUH?!?! I FUCKING HATE STOLAS, AND HE DESERVED ALL OF THIS TORTURE!!!" the watchdog yelled out like a dictator as he went to knock her out in a similar manner he did to Stolas. However, before he could do such a thing, he was suddenly tackled by a brute force. When the watchdog looked up, he gasped when he saw a feral Nebulowl pinning him down.
"...نام همنوع من را از دهان لعنتی خود دور نگه دار" he growled before snapping the watchdog's neck, killing him.
"DESS, NO!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM!!! HE HAD A FAMILY!!!" Stella screamed, only for Flammeusia to slap her in the face.
"!خفه شو That is no excuse because he hurt another family man!" she retorted. Atheniv then walked to the swan as she glared at her.
"Princess Stella, for your hate crimes against Stolas, you will be under arrest. Warrants have also been placed on the other two hellhounds, plus Striker and the snipers. You all will be held at our world until trial. All I will say to you is good luck..."
With that, Stella was pushed into a portal of a jail cell.
"NO!!! I'M SORRY!!! DON'T DO THIS!!!" the swan cried out as she tried to beg for forgiveness, but it fell on deaf ears, and the portal closed.
"We should check on Stolas," Urowlensis suggested. Everyone nodded and looked for Stolas. They found him in the living room, crying while curled up on the couch. Atheniv knelt down and hugged him.
"...خدای من I am so sorry we couldn't rescue you earlier. I can't imagine what you're going through right now," she sadly said.
"No... don't be sorry... it's not your fault..." Stolas whispered as he wiped tears, "The only people at fault here are Stella and those who've worked with her. She'd been abusing me for years since we first married, and since I started to move on with my true lover Blitzo, she's been worsening her abuse to a point where I wanted to end it all at one point because I hate my life so fucking much..."
"Thank you for holding onto hope regardless..." Bubowl said, "People do care for you, Stolas, and you don't deserve anything that she made you go through, even if you made mistakes in the past."
"Okay, but we gotta work on fixing up those injuries of yours. It looks like they haven't healed from previous abuse," Flammeusia commented as she pulled out a special first aid kit to heal any remaining wounds. The group was shocked with the extent of abuse and torture the owl prince had endured at the hands of Stella and her goons. Nebulowl in particular almost returned to their world to kill Stella and her remaining goons, but the group talked him down, stating that they will get a punishment just as harsh in trial, especially with the evidence they collected.
"What about my daughter? And Blitzo? How will I explain all of this to him?" Stolas asked.
"We tell them the truth," Atheniv firmly said, "I know you've been hiding the truth from them to protect Blitzo, but with the threat gone, they deserve to know."
"Yeah, and that girl of yours in particular needs to know how terrible her mother actually is!" Flammeusia added. Soon after, all of Stolas's injuries were fully healed.
"Thank you all so much for your rescue. I cannot express enough how thankful I am," Stolas thanked.
"No problem, your highness," Atheniv said as she handed him a business card, "You can call us anytime if you want. We may also need you back for the trial."
Stolas nodded, and the group went to head home. Urowlensis, meanwhile, decided to stick around.
"Hey, Stolas, since you are gay like me, there is a support group for gay owls you can come to," he said as he handed Stolas a business card for the gay owl support group, "Please know that you are not alone, and I would love to see you there."
"Thanks. I'll consider it," Stolas thanked as Urowlensis quickly followed the group. Once everyone was gone, Stolas let out a big sigh. He never expected the OODL to come to his rescue, but he was glad they finally put a stop to all of this torture madness.
"I'm going to take a shower, and then maybe I'll take up the gay owl support group offer," Stolas thought to himself as he went to take a well-deserved shower.
Chapter 105: Tuco Salamanca
Notes:
Requested by Stefano
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"GET OUT!!!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were in complete shock at who was standing. It was none other than Tuco Salamanca, the sociopathic Mexican drug kingpin.
"What the hell? Why is there a Mexican in this room?" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"Yeah, get out of here! We're right in the middle of something!" Stella exclaimed. However, Tuco refused.
"No! I came because I wanted to strike a deal with Stolas for meth distribution! And what do I see? I SEE A CRAZY SWAN AND HER MUTTS OF TERROR TRYING TO ASSAULT HIM FOR WHAT?!?!"
"DUDE, SHUT UP!!!" the watchdog screamed, "What Stella does with her husband is none of your business! Whatever meth deal you want to strike with Stolas, it can wait. Now fuck off! Last time we're asking!"
However, Tuco refused to leave. Stolas, getting worried that someone was going to snap at any second, spoke up.
"Hey, hey, how about we all just relax?" Stolas blurted. However, Tuco only looked at Stolas oddly before laughing.
"Stolas says 'relax'... I'm relaxed... I'm relaxed..."
But what Tuco did next was anything but relaxed. He suddenly punched the chihuahua hellhound in the face, knocking him down. He then proceeded to throw in huge blows towards his face that put even the watchdog's blows to shame.
"HOLY SHIT!!! LEAVE SHAY ALONE!!!" the Shar Pei hellhound screamed as he, the watchdog, and Stella all tried to get Tuco off of Shay, but to no use. By the time Tuco was finally done with him, Shay's face was a bloodied mess, and was knocked out.
"WOAH!!! DAMN, MAN, LOOK AT THAT!!!" Tuco yelled as he showed the group his bloodied fist.
"OH MY SATAN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT TO ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed in horror, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW DIE!!!"
But before Stella can even get her phone, Tuco suddenly grabbed the watchdog hellhound and used him as a bat to knock down Stella. The Shar Pei hellhound tried to tackle Tuco, but he dodged the attack and knocked him down with the watchdog as well.
"JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, I DO NOT IDENTIFY AS A BASEBALL BAT!!!" the watchdog yelped in pain from being forced to hit Stella and the Shar Pei hellhound. But Tuco didn't care, as they were learning the hard lesson of why you don't fuck with Tuco when he loses his temper. He stomped on Stella's phone before continuing the beat their asses with the watchdog. Stella screamed as she felt her ribs break.
"OW!!! STOP!!! WE'RE SORRY!!!" Stella screamed and cried as she continued to get assaulted by the watchdog. By the time Tuco was finally done with them, all three were heavily injured.
"I suggest you all fuck off now..." Tuco growled. All three limped and cried as they left the room. Once they were all out, Tuco released Stolas from the cuffs.
"Thank you Tuco for your help," Stolas thanked, "I just don't understand why Stella would still want me hurt after everything..."
"Stolas, I don't know everything about her, but it's clear that this is far from the first time she's tried to hurt you. Even a drug kingpin like me has standards. Since you're still shaken, I'll postpone the deal offer to tomorrow. Stay safe and take care of yourself, alright?"
Stolas nodded, and Tuco left soon after. Stolas didn't think someone like Tuco would come to his rescue, but perhaps sometimes, short tempered people could be beneficial.
"I just hope Stella will take this as a lesson not to mess with me anymore..." Stolas thought to himself as he went to continue preparing for Via's visit.
Chapter 106: Tommy Wiseau
Notes:
Well gang, I think it's safe to say the torture sessions might be coming to an end sooner than later, especially if the next chapter spoiler is anything to go by. Until then, I'll still continue writing these chapters for now, especially since this latest session was pretty terrible.
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Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
Stolas gripped the corner of the book he was reading, and forced himself to relax as he closed it to stand up and follow the hellhound, once again the chihuahua like.
He wasn’t ready for this. He wasn’t, but he also knew he didn’t have a choice. Once they left, if he wasn’t in a too bad shape, maybe he’d be able to start thinking of a plan again, it was wiser to do so after their daily visit, and he was really hoping she would never start coming twice in the day.
His leg still hurt, but he was able to walk without giving anything away. The chihuahua was small compared to him, so even if he was walking fast, Stolas could easily follow at a slower pace. At least there was silence and no more taunting for now, but the owl knew it wouldn’t last. The more time passed, the more Stella’s goons became talkative, some more than others. The chihuahua was definitely the worst in that regard.
They took confidence too. This time he was behind, like if he was trusted to follow without making a fuss. Stolas was frustrated to admit he was doing exactly that, because they both knew what would happen if he didn’t. The hound was sometimes turning an ear behind, probably to make sure he was still there, but that was all.
Then he entered the bedroom, and he remembered why he wasn’t ready to face them again, as Stella greeted him with a peculiar gleam in her eyes, that he recognized, and already didn’t li-
"I did not hit her, it's not true. It's bullshit! I did not hit her! I DID NAH! Oh hi, Mark."
Everyone turned to who spoke in that weird accent, and it was none other than Tommy Wiseau, who entered the room while playing his character Johnny from The Room.
"Oh my god, Tommy, what the hell do you want?" Stella groaned.
"Wait, Stella, you know him?" Stolas asked with a raised eyebrow.
"Yes," Stella reluctantly admit, "Tommy came to me a few years back for some money to fund his new movie The Room, so I basically stole your money to give him the money to make his film."
"Wait, IS THAT WHY 6 MILLION DOLLARS SUDDENLY DISAPPEARED IN MY BANK ACCOUNT?!?!" Stolas exclaimed, shocked at this plot twist.
"Ha! I can't believe you let your own wife steal six million from you! How fucking pathetic!" the chihuahua cackled, causing Stolas to glare at him, resisting the urge to turn him into stone.
"Don't give him that look, you weren't gonna use the money anyway!" Stella rebuked Stolas before turning to Tommy, "Mr. Wiseau, we were about to do something important before you barged in, so can you please leave?"
"No!" Tommy refused, "I would like to see what you are were going to do. I like watching."
"Well we don't!" the Shar Pei firmly said, "We don't need you here, it's none of your business!"
"YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, DOGGY!" Tommy screamed before he took a book and threw it at the Shar Pei's head. "OW! THAT FRICKING HURT, JERK!"
"Okay, dude, you gotta go!" the watchdog commanded as he grabbed Tommy's arm, but Tommy was one step ahead. He suddenly pulled out a knife and slashed his arm, causing the watchdog to scream in pain. He then kicked him in the balls before slicing his shoulder.
"HEY, STOP THAT!" Stella screamed as she pushed Tommy away.
"Tell those fuckers to go then!" Tommy commanded as he threatened the others.
"SINCE YOU WANNA GET STABBING, LET ME STAB YOU!" the chihuahua yelled as he pulled out his knife to stab Tommy. The two proceeded to get in a knife fight as Stella and the other two hellhounds cheered on the chihuahua to win. Stolas, on the other hand, decided enough was enough. After what happened in the last session, he was done with Stella and her atrocious antics. He suddenly went feral mode before sweeping up the Shar Pei and watchdog and shredding them, covering half the room in hellhound blood and flesh.
"STOLASS!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Stella screamed as she tried to dodge herself from the blood spraying all over the place, "THAT'S IT!!! SINCE YOU WANTED TO BE AN ASS, YOU CAN KISS YOUR FUCKING IMP GOODBYE!!!"
But before Stella could do such a thing, Tommy grabbed the chihuahua and used him as a baseball bat to hit Stella, knocking her down. He then grabbed the phone and stabbed it, breaking it.
"WHAT THE HELL, BRO?!?! WHY WOULD YOU USE ME TO ASSAULT PRINCESS STELLA?!?!" the chihuahua complain as he groaned from pain.
"YEAH, AND HOW DARE YOU STAB MY PHONE!!!" Stella added.
"I don't care! Get out or else owl demon shred you too!" Tommy demanded. Stella and the chihuahua had no choice but to sigh and leave. Once both were gone, Stolas returned to his normal form and broke down crying.
"t- thank you... y- you have no idea what they put me through..." Stolas wept. Tommy, feeling bad for Stolas, went up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"I'm terribly sorry, Stolas. What were they trying to do?" Tommy asked.
"They have been torturing me for weeks now, and last week, Stella escalated it to having them violate me... it was even worse than that fucking honeymoon... and I had a really bad feeling they were going to do it again if you didn't intervene..."
Tommy couldn't believe what he heard. How could someone like Stolas go through such torment?"
"Wow, Stolas, that is crazy," Tommy stated, "I'm never working with her again. Here is some medication I happen to have on me. I think it'll work better to heal you."
Tommy gave Stolas the medication before leaving. When Stolas took the medication, he immediately felt even better. Even the wounds from Striker's visit healed up a lot faster than his healing spells. Stolas didn't knew where Tommy got the medication, but he felt glad that he came to help.
"I need to clear my mind... this last week has been really stressful to say the least..." Stolas sighed as he left the room.
Chapter 107: Mrs. Mayberry
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
We love to do our homework
And we love our teacher, too!
And when I throw out these fun questions,
You should know just what to do. (Okay!)
Two plus six is — Eight!
And good behavior — Great!
And now, it's that part of the class when we say the time of day and date!
It's nine in the morning
On January 8th.
The sun is out smiling
And it's your husband's birthday.
La la la la la la la la la
Lalala la lalala la la la la la la
La la la la la la la la la
Lalala la lalala la la la la la la
"EVERYBODY SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!"
The singing had thankfully stopped, but everyone was in shock at who started the song. It was none other than Mrs. Mayberry, a Sinner who used to be a teacher on Earth.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, Stella, but when you said now we can start, I thought it meant we can sing the Teacher's Song," Mayberry explained.
"Well it was annoying! Now fuck off! We were about to do something!" Stella demanded. However, Mrs. Mayberry shook her head and crossed her arms.
"Don't think I'm stupid, Stella. I heard you from the other room. You were going to have Stolas tortured for pleasure!" Mayberry confronted, causing Stella and her goons to look worried.
"Are you kidding me, bruh?!" the chihuahua groaned, "How did you even get in? And why do you care what we do to Stolas?"
"Yeah, you're just another puny Sinner who can't do shit! We're stronger than you!" the watchdog exclaimed as he flexed his muscles.
"Is that so?" Mayberry glared before she did something unexpected. She took out a bookbag, and out came sharp pencils that stabbed the hellhounds in the eyes.
"OW!!! MY EYES!!!" the Shar Pei screamed in agony from the eye stab.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, I'M GONNA GO BLIND!!!" the chihuahua wept as he pulled out the pencils, but it took his eyeballs too.
"HOW DARE YOU BLIND MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL PAY THE PRICE!!!" but before Stella could get her phone, Mrs. Mayberry tackled her to the ground and proceeded to drag her to a huge pencil sharpener that spawned in the room.
"YOU ARE NOT A ROYAL SWAN!!! YOU ARE JUST A BITCH!!!" Mayberry exclaimed as she shoved Stella in the pencil sharpener. The swan screamed in terror and agony as she felt herself get shredded in the pencil sharpener, before dying from her head being sliced. Stolas, on the other hand, was in complete shock at all of this. How could Mrs. Mayberry get the power to do all of this, considering she was just a Sinner? Once the shredding was complete, Mrs. Mayberry emptied out the contents on the floor, revealing nothing but Goetian blood and flesh.
"Now I suggest you doggies run off now. Not unless you wanna get thrown in the pencil sharpener as well!" Mayberry threatened. The hellhounds had no choice but to leave the room. Once they were out, Mrs. Mayberry went up to Stolas to free him from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you for your bravery and courage..." Stolas thanked, "But how did you get a pencil sharpener in this room?"
"When teachers on Earth die, we are inherited special powers that are related to school. It also gives me unlimited amount of school-like weapons for eternity," Mayberry explained.
"Well that's wonderful. Say, since you are a teacher, would you be interested in tutoring my daughter? She's almost finished with her home schooling, and I think you could be an excellent tutor."
"Thanks for the offer, but I don't specialize in teaching the Ars Goetia," Mayberry politely refused before leaving. Stolas sighed. He couldn't believe his wife fell at the hands of a pencil sharpener of all things. Though it was quite a brutal way to go out, at the same time, he didn't argue that it wasn't deserve.
"I need to clean this mess up before Via gets here," Stolas said as he called up the cleaners.
Chapter 108: Gegagedigedagedago
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Bagulado?
Everyone turned to who interrupted with that song, and they were in shock at who it was. It was a chicken nugget with a smug Roblox face, and he was singing a brainrotting song named "Gegagedigedagedago".
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Chicken Eye Joe?
(YEEHAA!)
"Oh my god, bro, this is the most retarded shit I've ever since, and that's really saying something since this is hell!" the chihuahua hellhound commented.
"I agree! Get out of here you stupid chicken nugget! We're trying to do something here!" Stella demanded, but the chicken nugget refused. Soon, a chicken leg with the same Roblox face came in and sang a duo.
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Chicken Eye Joe?
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Chicken Eye Joe?
While this was playing, Stolas felt his handcuffs be released, and Stella and the hellhounds were seen being forced to dance to the song.
"HEY! STOP MAKING US DANCE!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out.
"YEAH, THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING!" the watchdog added. But no matter what they did, they couldn't stop dancing. Stolas, on the other hand, was laughing his ass off at the whole ordeal, and somehow got his phone back and recorded the whole ordeal.
"Well, Stella, are you going to say sorry?" Stolas asked Stella.
"I WILL NOT APOLOGIZE! JUST WAIT TILL I GET OUT OF THIS SO I CAN KILL THAT IMP OF YOURS!" as soon as Stella said that, the chicken nugget grabbed her phone and ate it. "HEY!"
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Chicken Eye Joe?
Gedagedigedagedago
Abin mery alontamago
Wede wude comfrom? Wede wude go?
Wede jude kamfro Chicken Eye Joe?
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE!!! STELLA, WE'RE GETTING OUT OF HERE, BECAUSE THIS IS RIDICULOUS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as all three hellhounds left the room. Stella fortunately stopped dancing, but was now pissed.
"HOW DARE YOU TWO MAKE US DANCE LIKE FOOLS AND STOPPED THE TORTURE!!! I CAN NEVER GET MY WAY, CAN'T I?!?!" Stella cried as she also left the room, upset that her plan was foiled. As soon as she left the room, Stolas turned to the chicken nugget and chicken leg.
"Thank you two for intervening just in time to stop them. Who knows what they would've done had you not showed up," Stolas thanked. Both food nod their heads before disappearing. Stolas never would've imagined in his life that some brainrot memes would come to his rescue, but seeing how wild things can truly get in hell, perhaps it isn't much of a surprise?
"I'm gonna have to counter the brain rot by reading some Friedrich Nietzsche," Stolas thought to himself as he headed to his study.
Chapter 109: Nextbots
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before anyone can go anywhere, something unexpected happened. The floor collapsed on them and everyone fell in the hole. Everyone screamed as they had no idea what was going on. Eventually, everyone landed on a floor. When they looked up, they realized they were in a Gmod map.
"What the hell? How did we get here?" Stella asked, annoyed that they were in Gmod.
"I have no idea how we got here. The floors don't collapse like that..." Stolas pondered.
"SO YOU SENT US ALL HERE JUST TO GET OUT OF THE TORTURE?!?!" the Shar Pei hellhound accused, "STELLA, GO KILL HIS IMP FOR TRYING TO THROW US OUT LIKE THIS!!!"
Stella nodded and went to get her phone, but found that the feed was disconnected, and that there was no way to reconnect it. "Fuck, the feed's gone!"
Just then, however, they heard someone come. It was an image of Obunga, a distorted image of Obama, who was chasing them.
"OH SHIT, EVERYONE RUN!" the chihuahua hellhound exclaimed.
"But why?" Stella asked.
"DON'T QUESTION ME, JUST FUCKING RUN!!!" Everyone soon ran as the Obunga nextbot gave chase. Stolas heeded the nextbot by hiding everyone in a building.
"What did that image want?" Stolas asked.
"Guys, it's nextbots. These things chase you and if they touch you, you die," the chihuahua explained, "We need to find a way out of this shitty map before the nextbot gets to us."
"Okay, but how?" the watchdog hellhound asked. Out of nowhere, the Obunga nextbot suddenly spawned in the building. Everyone screamed as the nextbot touched the Shar Pei hellhound, killing him.
"MARCOS, NO!!!" the chihuahua cried out. All four dodged the nextbot's charge as they escaped the building and ran off.
"Everyone split! It'll be harder for the nextbot to catch us!" Stolas planned, and everyone split. The chihuahua went into an alley and hid in a trash can while the watchdog went inside a hospital building.
"Maybe I can find a weapon here," the watchdog said as he went to look for weapons. He found a syringe, but wasn't sure how he can use it. Soon, however, his question would be answered when another nextbot spawned in the room, but it was the nerd emoji nextbot. He threw the syringe at it, but it was useless. The watchdog yelped as he ran away from the nextbot, it getting closer and closer. In a last ditch effort, he grabbed a table and threw it at the nextbot, but it was ineffective.
"NO, STOP! I'M SORRY! I HAVE A FAMILY! PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!" but no amount of begging would work. The nextbot touched him, killing him. Meanwhile, the chihuahua was strategically moving in a train station.
"Okay, I've played these nextbot chases before. Just gotta be still, and they should move away," he hid when he heard another one coming. It was a green smiling face that kept saying "Fire in the hole!" in a pirate like voice. He hid and waited for it to pass by. Once it past, he turned around, and screamed when he saw Stella.
"Shut up! It's just me!" Stella shushed.
"How the hell did you get here?" the chihuahua asked.
"I was hiding here the whole time. It's a good hiding spot, and we'll never be found!" Stella giggled. Just then, they heard the Fire in the hole nextbot return.
"OH SHIT! HE'S COMING TOWARDS US!" the chihuahua screamed as they bot blew cover and ran in separate directions. Unfortunately for the chihuahua, the nextbot gave chase to him.
"OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!" the chihuahua ran and tried to lose the nextbot, but to no use. Soon, he ran into another nextbot, which was a Dr Disrespect nextbot.
"OH COME ON! I'M NOT A MINOR, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE CHASING ME!" the chihuahua grunted, but it was no use. Both nextbots cornered him and touched him, killing him. Meanwhile, Stella continued to run as she came across Stolas.
"STOLASS! TELL YOUR NEXTBOTS TO STOP CHASING US!" Stella screamed, but Stolas glared at her.
"Are you seriously telling me you think I'm behind all of this?" Stolas rhetorically asked, "How would I have been able to pull all of this off? I didn't even knew nextbots existed until one of your hellhounds told me about them! Now we both need to get out of here ASAP."
"No shit, Sherlock! Follow me, because you're horrible at leading!" Stella grabbed Stolas's arm and they both ran until they entered into a secret room, which was the backrooms, more specifically the liminal hotel.
"The backrooms? This is even worse because there isn't much space here, and I think it'll be easier for them to catch us," Stolas worried.
"But look! Nothing connects to the other world! I think as long as we stay here, then we're safe," However, both Goetians gulped when they heard something come towards them. It was another nextbot, but it was a Diddy nextbot that said "I'm tryna cook some food, why they recommending me Diddy?!"
"OH NO, NOT A DIDDY NEXTBOT!!! I'M NOT LETTING HIM BEAT ME LIKE CASSIE!!!" Stella exclaimed as they both ran away from the Diddy nextbot. Soon, two other nextbots were also in the chase, one being Squidward saying "Erm, what the sigma?" and another being the "Who wants to go to the Four Seasons Orlando?" baby constantly screaming "Meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
"Oh my goodness! These nextbots are so annoying!" Stolas commented, but then they ran into another nextbot, which was the emoji Embarrassment from Inside Out 2 with tuba music playing.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS CRAP ANYMORE!!! YOU FOUR STOP CHASING US RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed as she grew bold and tried to slash the nextbots with her talons, but with no use. She soon fell from the balcony and landed on the ground.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas yelled in worry. All four nextbots then jumped from the balcony and touched her, killing her. Stolas screamed and ran, realizing he is potentially the only one left, only to stop when he heard a buzz.
"Congratulations, Stolas! You have won the nextbot chase! You may return home now."
Stolas didn't knew who made that announcement, but then he heard the floor collapse and fell. He screamed as he fell until he landed on the floor. He got up, and realized he was back in his palace, and more specifically, the exact place he was at before they entered Gmod.
"You know what? Fuck it! I'm taking a nap. Today's been too much for me..." Stolas said as he grabbed his phone and went to his room.
Chapter 110: PACKGOD
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Suddenly, the door was opened, and in came another hellhound. However, this hellhound looks like Loona but badly colored with all sorts of colors in one huge color vomit, almost like somebody's terrible OC.
"Hello, everyone! Sorry for being late. My name is Pinklie Winkurlton III, and I am very excited to participate in the torture of Stolas Goetia," he said in a heavy Indian accent.
"Um, Stella... you didn't tell us there was another one coming in..." the Shar Pei hellhound asked in confusion.
"That's because I didn't invite this Pinklie guy at all!" Stella exclaimed before turning to him, "Sir, please get out of here. We are right in the middle of something."
"Ma'am, please, you clearly invited me. I do not like Stolas because he is a uwu poor boy who thinks he's oppressed when he likes to mock Blitzy and put his family in jeopardy for him. That is very rude and disrespectful, no?" Pinklie explained.
"Bro, your existence is literally an eyesore!" the chihuahua blurted out, "Like Stella said, you are not invited in this, so leave!"
"Wow! Why is Euronymous's mongrel cousin Chiuhonymous here?! Are you from the band Metallichihuahua?" Pinklie said excitingly.
"Dude, what the hell is your deal? Why do you gotta be a pain in the ass right now?!" the watchdog yelled, but Pinklie only laughed harder at him.
"Oh my goodness! Bro think he the Hulk if he was the dogs stalking him from the Hulk movie!" Pinklie continued to giggle.
"ENOUGH!" Stella screamed, "Pinklie, I am not going to ask you again! Get out of here and let us do what we need to do, you pathetic fucking rainbow vomit!"
"Wait... did you just called me a rainbow vomit?!" Pinklie said in shock.
"Well what do you think?" the chihuahua said as he crossed his arms in annoyance.
"Okay, you asked for it! YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!" What happened next would shock everyone. Pinklie Winkurlton III's body was shredded, and in came a devious creature. It turned out "Pinklie" was actually PACKGOD in disguise. And he was going to lay the four a new one.
"SO, STELLA, YOU LIKE TO HURT YOUR HUSBAND?!?! BITCH YOUR ARMS LOOK LIKE TWIGS OR WHY ELSE WOULD YOU GET SOME MONGRELS TO BEAT HIM FOR YOU?!?! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE WASHIMI ON STEROIDS!!! BITCH YOU LOOK LIKE THE DOLLAR GENERAL VERSION OF ODALIA BLIGHT!!! YOUR DRESS LOOK LIKE IT WAS MADE FROM THE ANUS OF CARE BEARS!!! LIKE [Singing] CARE A LOT IS A PLACE WE ALL CAN GO!!! WHENEVER WE CHOOSE IT!!! [Stops singing] BITCH IF YOU DON'T GET YOUR BIG BOOBED-ASS, WHITE SWAN POWER-ASS, BRITISH SOUNDING-ASS, EYELASHES FROM HELL-ASS, ANGER ISSUES PACKING-ASS, BLITZY HATING-ASS, SIMPING FOR A COWBOY IMP IN SECRET-ASS, YOU JEALOUS CAUSE BLITZY DON'T WANT YOUR-ASS, SHRIEKS LOUDER THAN JET ENGINES-ASS, MORE PRETENTIOUS THAN THE POST-BLACK METAL BAND LITURGY-ASS..."
As PACKGOD continued that intense roasting, Stella only stood in absolute shock. She had never been roasted like that to this extent. But soon, he would turn to the hellhounds, ready to strike them too.
"OH DON'T THINK I FORGOT YOU MONGRELS EITHER!!! BRO WHY YOU LOOK LIKE YOU 1000 YEARS OLD?!?! BRO THINK HE A CRIPS WITH THAT BANDANA LIKE [Singing] BUST DOWN, THOTIANA!!! BUST DOWN, THOTIANA!!! I WANNA SEE YOU BUST DOWN!!! [Stops singing] BRO FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT ASS MORE WRINKLY THAN YOUR GRANDMA!!! AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHIHUAHUA SUPREMACIST DOING?!?! BITCH YOU THINK YOU GO HARD WITH THAT LONG BLACK HAIR AND THAT SHITTY LEATHER JACKET AND THAT DER STÜRMER SHIRT?!?! YOU LOOK LIKE A TIKTOK E-BOY WHO JUST DISCOVERED GRAUSAMKEIT AND THOUGHT THAT SHIT WAS COOL!!! BOY YOU BETTER FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT TWINKY-ASS, BLONDE LIKE KEN FROM BARBIE-ASS, SHORTER THAN A STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE-ASS, NSBM SIMPING-ASS, JERK OFF TO LORDS OF CHAOS FANFICTION-ASS, SECRETLY A SUBMISSIVE-ASS!!! AND I HAVEN'T EVEN GOTTEN INTO BRO'S STEROIDS ASS!!! YOU THINK YOU GO HARD WITH THAT TANK TOP?!?! BOY YOUR ARMPITS SMELL NASTIER THAN BUBBLE BASS'S CRACK!!! YOU LOOK SO BLACK ARIANA GRANDE NOW IDENTIFIES AS WHITE FOR ONCE!!! I SEE YOUR LOOKS, YOU THINK YOU GOT THAT OHIO RIZZ WITH STELLA?!?! YOU THINK YOU GOT A CHANCE WITH HER?!?! BOY GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT BBL DRIZZY-ASS, WANNA IMPRESS A GHETTO SWAN-ASS, HARDER THAN PLAY-DOH-ASS, MONSTER ZERO ULTRA DRINKING-ASS, FIVE FINGER DEATH PUNCH LISTENING-ASS..."
Everyone was in absolute shock at easily the most brutal roast ever given in the history of the Ars Goetia. Even Stolas felt like he was going to pass out, despite the roast not being directed towards him.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! THIS IS THE WORST THING ANYBODY HAS EVER SAID TO ME!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as he cried.
"I AGREE!!! LET'S GET OUT OF HERE!!! IT'S NOT WORTH HURTING STOLAS AFTER THIS!!!" the chihuahua whined as they released Stolas from the handcuffs and ran out the room. Stella, on the other hand, was now getting angry at what had just happened.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU NOT ONLY ROASTED US, BUT YOU MADE MY HELLHOUNDS CRY AND RUN AWAY SCARED!!! THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, YOU CAN KISS THAT IMP OF YOURS GOODBYE, BECAUSE HE'S GOING TO DIE NOW BECAUSE PACKGOD WANTED TO BE RECKLESS!!!"
However, before Stella could even reach for her phone, Stolas suddenly tackled her to the ground and proceeded to snatch the phone and break it.
"I AM NOT GOING TO BE THE BITCH OF HELL ANYMORE!!! GET OUT NOW, AND IF YOU EVER DO SOMETHING LIKE THIS AGAIN, THEN I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!" Stolas screamed as he shoved Stella out of the room. All Stella could do at that point was sigh in defeat and leave. Once Stella was out of the palace, Stolas turned to PACKGOD.
"Well, PACKGOD, I gotta say, your roasting had certainly been great in getting them to not hurt me. I also found that Pinklie disguise of yours to be really clever!"
"Thanks, Stolas! Stella was wildin' trying to have you tortured like that, bro, and I wasn't going to let that slide, you feel me?" Both the owl and roaster would speak for a bit before they finally parted ways. It was also around this time that Octavia arrived home.
"Hey dad, I got word that mom apparently got roasted by none other than PACKGOD! What happened?" Octavia asked.
"Via... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing he had to explain everything that happened just now.
Chapter 111: Hellhound Infighting
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful punch hit the chihuahua hellhound on the side of his torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
"OW! WHAT THE FUCK, BRUH?!" the chihuahua yelled in pain from the powerful punch the Shar Pei hellhound gave him.
"Oh shit, sorry, Shay! I was supposed to hit Stolas, not you!" the Shar Pei apologetically said.
"Wow, Stella, your hellhounds couldn't even land their punches right!" Stolas smirked.
"SHUT UP, STOLASS! DO IT RIGHT!" Stella commanded the Shar Pei. He nodded and went to punch again. However, this one hit the watchdog, once again sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, MARCOS, WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PUNCH?!?!" the watchdog yelped in agony from the equally powerful punch.
"Guys, I swear it was an accident! I don't know why my arm keeps moving away from Stolas!" Marcos defended. But Shay got up and was not very happy to say the least...
"Bullshit! You're just mad that you couldn't get Stolas to yourself, so you're trying to beat us to death so you can have him al to yourself, huh?" Shay accused.
"Are you fucking serious?" Marcos said as he crossed his arms, "That is not my intention! If anyone's gonna do it, it's Dess. I've seen his comments on Voxtagram and on anti-Goetian forums. He hates Stolas, and is trying to rizz up Stella."
"I AM NOT RIZZING UP STELLA, MR. WRINKLE!!!" by now, all three hellhounds got into a heated argument. Both Stella and Stolas stood there in shock. They couldn't believe the hellhounds would rather fight each other than work together to hurt and torture Stolas.
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screamed, "YOU ALL STOP ARGUING LIKE BABIES!!! I HIRED YOU ALL TO HURT MY EX-HUSBAND, NOT TO BITCH AND COMPLAIN OVER THE DUMBEST SHIT!!! NOW START HITTING HIM OR ELSE I WILL FIRE YOU ALL AND HIRE OTHER MORE WORTHY HELLHOUNDS!!!"
"Oh, I'll hit him alright..." Dess smirked, but what the watchdog did next would shock everyone. He suddenly grabbed Stolas and used him as a baseball bat to hit Shay, knocking him down.
"GODDAMN, DESS, YOU'RE SERIOUSLY GOING TO USE STOLAS AS A WEAPON?!?!" Shay exclaimed.
"DAMN STRAIGHT!!! WATCH THIS, STELLA!!!" Dess then proceeded to hit Marcos with Stolas as well before beating the other two hellhounds with him.
"STOP IT!!! WHY DO I GOTTA BE USED AS A WEAPON?!?!" Stolas screamed as he was being forced against his will to hurt the other two hellhounds. Marcos and Shay somehow dodged the next blows and proceeded to go in a tug-of-war with Stolas. Shay eventually grabbed his knife and stabbed the watchdog's shoulder, causing him to yelp in pain.
"STOLAS IS MINE!!!" Shay yelled as he grabbed Stolas and ran out of the room with him.
"GET BACK HERE!!! OH MY SATAN, THIS IS A DISASTER!!!" Stella demanded as she and the other two hellhounds chased the chihuahua all around the mansion. He was eventually cornered in Stolas's office.
"Alright, Shay, give it up! This is getting ridiculous!" Marcos pleaded, but the chihuahua proceeded to shake his ass in mockery.
"You want your birdie? Come and get it!" Shay proceeded to chuck Stolas at the two hellhounds, only for them to dodge it and Stolas crashed into Stella.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! WHY WOULD YOU ALL PLAY HOT POTATO WITH STOLASS?!?!" Stella screamed. Dess, at this point, had enough. Despite the stab wound on his shoulder, he was still able to knock out the chihuahua before grabbing his body and using it to beat the ever living shit out of Marcos, causing blood to splatter all over the place.
"STOP!!! OH MY GOD!!! YOU'RE GOING WAY TOO FAR!!!" Marcos pleaded, but it was no use. Dess finished him off by taking the knife Shay dropped and slitting his throat, killing the Shar Pei. He also finished off the still knocked out chihuahua by stabbing him in the heart with his very knife. Also killing him.
"Now, Stella, will you agree to date me?"
"FUCK NO!!!" Stella screamed at his face before releasing Stolas from the cuffs. "YOU ARE OFFICIALLY FIRED!!! YOU THREE ARE THE WORST HELLHOUNDS EVER!!! GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I MAKE STOLASS TURN YOU INTO STONE!!!"
The watchdog groaned before walking out of the office, disappointed he couldn't seduce Stella. The swan then turned to Stolas.
"You may have won this battle, Stolass, but this war is far from over!"
"JUST GET OUT OF HERE!!! YOU HAVE OUTSTAYED YOUR WELCOME!!!" Stolas screamed as he pointed the door. Stella just hmphed before leaving the office. Once she left, Stolas looked back at the bodies, sighing.
"I'm gonna have to get their bodies disposed before Via gets here," Stolas said as he went to call up the cleaners.
Chapter 112: TikTok Rizz Party
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
Suddenly, the door was suddenly busted down, and soon, the room was crowded with a bunch of teenagers barging into the room cheering and screaming.
"LOOK EVERYONE!!! STELLA AND HER HELLHOUNDS ARE GOING TO RIZZ UP STOLAS!!!"
Everyone stood in shock at what just happened. One second, Stella ordered her hellhounds to violate Stolas, and the next, some group of teenage kids came in with the thought that they were going to "rizz" him.
"WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL CAME FROM?!?!" Stella exclaimed, "EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU NEEDS TO LEAVE THIS INSTANT!!! WE WOULD LIKE SOME PRIVACY FOR WHAT WE ARE ABOUT TO DO TO STOLASS!!!"
"Come on, Stella, you guys need some Prime to get ready?" the kid in the white shirt asked.
"Come on, everyone! Get in formation as we help everyone get ready to get that Ohio Rizz for the TikTok party!" the kid in the black shit and blue tie, who's most likely the ringleader, ordered. Soon, everyone got in formation as the song "Carnival" by Vultures played.
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, she a honor roll
She'll ride the dick like a carnival
I done did the impossible
Go, go, go, go
Head so good, she a honor roll
She'll ride the dick like a carnival
I done did the impossible
The kids then began to sing the "Ooooooh" chorus as they did waves. By this point, Stolas was grabbed by some teenage girls as they surfed him over the crowd.
"HEY! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE TAKE BIRIDIE AWAY FROM US!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed as the hellhounds tried to get Stolas, but to no avail.
"Bro, you gotta drink up on Prime!" one teen said as all three hellhounds were suddenly drenched in Prime.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!!! YOU KIDS ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" the chihuahua yelled as he went to stab one of the teens with his knife, but was suddenly pulled away.
"YOU THREE GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!! I WILL DEAL WITH THESE BRATS, AND THEN WE CAN CONTINUE WHERE WE LEFT OFF!!!" Stella demanded. All three hellhounds left the room as Stella pulled out an AK-47. "YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE OR ELSE I WILL KILL EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!!"
But not only did the teens refuse to leave, they also proceeded to release Stolas from the handcuffs and they performed a gyatt test on her.
"Bruh, you only got level one gyatt! And where's your Green FM?!" the blue tie kid asked.
"THAT'S IT!!! TIME TO DIE!!!" Stella pointed the AK and was about to shoot when she was tackled to the ground. She looked up, and gasped when she saw a feral Stolas on her.
"I am fucking done with your games, Stella... time to do what I should've done years ago..."
Stolas then screeched before tearing Stella to shreds, killing her. He then flew out the door and did the same to the three hellhounds waiting. Once the final hellhound was killed, Stolas returned to his normal form just as the teens went to see him.
"Yo, Stolas, that was fantastic!" the blue tie kid exclaimed, "We did this because we wanted to destroy Stella and her goons with the power of our rizz! Take care of yourself, and remember that we love you!"
The kids then cheered as they left, leaving Stolas to ponder at what had just happened. He had no idea that this insanity that was the torture sessions would end at the hands of some immature TikTok rizzers, especially right before Stella intended to have him violated... though he sort of regretted killing Stella, at the same time, he felt that it was deserved for what she had put him through over the years.
"I need to get this mess cleaned up, and then I need a long day of rest..." Stolas said as he went to get some cleaners to dispose the bodies.
Chapter 113: Dr. Cairo
Notes:
For context, Dr. Cairo is a character from Owl_eE's "All I Have, Always" who stutters a lot. You can check it out here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/56407867
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Before the torture can actually begin however, something weird happened. The door opened, and in came a Goetian doctor dressed in a traditional Sloth’s doctor uniform. That doctor was Dr. Cairo.
"H- Hello, S- S- Stolas... I am y- your doctor, a- a- and I'm h- here for your m- mental c- c- checkup..." Dr. Cairo stuttered, not noticing Stolas was restrained via blessed cuffs. However, his stuttering caused the three hellhounds to laugh.
"Wow, who let in Porky Pig?" the Shar Pei joked.
"Bro, you gotta take some Ritalin or something, that stuttering of yours has got to go!" the chihuahua added.
"Look, sir, we are right in the middle of something here, so the mental checkup can wait," Stella firmly told the nervous doctor, but he shook his head.
"P- P- P- Princess... he n- needs to b- b- be safe i- in a nice h- home..." Dr. Cairo stuttered, but Stella shoved him away.
"I SAID GO!!! LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING!!!" Stella screamed. However, the doctor wasn't going to let that slide that easily. He took out his suitcase and hit her on the side of the head, causing her to squawk in pain and fall on the ground.
"HEY! DON'T HURT PRINCESS STELLA!!!" the watchdog screamed as he charged at the doctor, but he dodged the tackle attack and bopped him in the head.
"Don't you f- f- fucking charge at m- me...!"
"Alright, enough of this bullshit!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed as he and the chihuahua also charged at the doctor. This time, however, he pulled out a vaccine and threatened the hellhounds, causing them to whimper in fear.
"Y- Yeah, stay b- back!" Dr. Cairo grinned as he used the vaccine to chase the hellhounds out of the room. After all, everyone knows hellhounds were afraid of vaccines. Once they were gone, Dr. Cairo went up to Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you, Dr. Cairo. I didn't knew you would come in today," Stolas said.
"Well, S- Stolas, I needed t- to check up o- o- on you..." as Dr. Cairo said this, Stella finally got up and was fuming.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOUR STUTTERING ASS SCARED MY HELLHOUNDS AWAY!!! WHAT AILES YOU?!?! THAT'S IT!!! STOLAS, BECAUSE OF HIS RECKLESS ACTIONS, YOUR IMP WILL NOW DIE!!!"
However, that was the worst thing she could've possibly say, especially since he wasn't bonded in angelic restraints. Stolas went into feral mode and tackled Stella.
"YOU WILL DO NO SUCH THING!!!" Stolas screeched at her face before taking the phone and destroying it, "NOW I SUGGEST YOU FUCK OFF OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU!!!"
Stella gulped before she ran out the room in fear. Once she left, Dr. Cairo turned to the owl demon as he returned to normal form.
"Stolas... w- what were t- they trying to d- d- do...?" Dr. Cairo asked. Stolas sighed before he began.
"Stolas was going to have her hellhound torture me while threatening to have Blitzo killed if I didn't do what they said. Who knows what they would've done had you not come in..." Dr. Cairo couldn't help but feel sympathy for Stolas. He went up to him and placed a hand on his shoulder.
"I'm s- sorry for that..." Dr. Cairo said, "S- She shouldn't h- h- have done t- that... and I- I- I had to d- do something b- before t- t- they hurt m- me..."
Stolas nodded. Due to the circumstances surrounding the attempted torture session, Dr. Cairo decided to push the checkup tomorrow, but he made sure to talk more about Stolas's relationship with Stella during the checkup. Once the doctor left, Stolas sighed as he took in what had transpired. He had wished that things had worked out with Stella better, and that she was at least more calm and not as much of a sadist as of late. Perhaps things would be different.
"Hopefully, Via's visit can cheer me up..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 114: Angelic IMP
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider.
Angelic IMP is based on the characters from TalosLives's "Leave It to Heaven" series, which you can read here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/40842534
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"Alright, gang, so, um... we have a bit of an issue..." an angelic Blitzo said nervously as he paced around the meeting room.
"Sir, let me guess: You confused a cherub for a baby?" Moxxie asked as he raised his eyebrow.
"Even funnier! You accidently listened to Slayer!" Millie added.
"No no, not those. It's just that, um... someone broke into headquarters and stole something of ours..."
To prove this, Blitzo pulled out the TV and played security footage from last night. There, they saw what looked to be a swan princess break into the headquarters and looked around before finding some angelic cuffs, stealing it, and leaving.
"Wait, SOMEONE STOLE OUR KINKY CUFFS?!?!" Moxxie exclaimed.
"Wow, Moxxie, I can't believe you just admitted to having kinky cuffs!" Blitzo laughed.
"What, B? We just like to have a bit of fun when we, um... do it..." Millie nervously said.
"Whatever! I did some scanning from the footage, and the woman who stole from us is Princess Stella of the Ars Goetia. How a Goetian got to heaven and stole from us of all people is beyond me, but fortunately, all angelic restraints and weapons manufactured after 1955 have special tracking devices to reduce them being left in hell during the Exterminations. So what we gotta do gang is go down to hell and get our cuffs back!"
Millie looked excited, but Moxxie looked nervous.
"Um, sir... you do realize that hell is a dangerous place, right? And these are Goetians we're talking about! What if Stella goes feral and kills us? After all, they aren't powerful for nothing!" Moxxie expressed his concerns.
"Don't worry, MoxMox, that's why we're going to be more careful and arm ourselves with some angelic weapons in case things go south. Loony can also come with us. Isn't that great?" Loona growled at him, but he shrugged, "Okay, we're all going! Come on, gang! Let's get the cuffs back!"
"Kinky cuffs!" Moxxie corrected before they armed themselves and got ready to go to hell.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
"Just like how we were generous to allow you to steal from us!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and gasped at who it was. It was what looked to be I.M.P., but they were in angelic forms.
"What the hell?! Why are there angels in the room?!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"That's right! We're here because Princess Stella stole from us!" Blitzo said as he pulled out video of her breaking into H.O.P.E. and stealing the cuff from them.
"Wait, is that why you had blessed cuffs? How did you even enter heaven?!" Stolas asked Stella.
"Stolass, I took that book of yours to go to heaven to steal some angelic restraints, and they were the closest place that had them. Now, you four need to leave immediately. We are right in the middle of something."
"No! Those are our kinky cuffs!" Moxxie exclaimed, "And we're not leaving unless you return it to us!"
"How about no?" the watchdog hellhound said in a similar manner to Dr. Evil saying that phrase in Austin Powers, "We'll return it to you once we're done doing something to Stolas."
"Oh really? And what is it that you plan to do to this guy?" Millie said as she crossed her arms.
"Um... don't get too upset when we tell you this, but... we were kind of planning our beating him up while Stella watched for her amusement...?" the chihuahua nervously said.
"DUDE, WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM?!?!" the Shar Pei hellhound yelled as he bopped the chihuahua in the head.
"Bruh, I see those angelic weapons they got! I'm not about to get hurt with them!" However, everyone at H.O.P.E. pulled out their angelic weapons.
"ENOUGH! YOU ALL BETTER RELEASE STOLAS AND RETURN THE CUFFS TO US OR ELSE WE WILL TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!" Blitzo threatened.
"MAKE US!!!" Stella screamed as she grabbed a still restrained Stolas and threw him at Blitzo, causing the two to crash into each other. Moxxie retaliated by shooting her in the butt with an angelic gun. "OW! YOU FUCKING DICK!"
"HOW DARE YOU HURT STELLA!!!" the watchdog screamed as he tackled Moxxie, but Millie pulled out an angelic knife and stabbed him in the abdomen, causing him to scream in pain before collapsing. Loona also worked on assault the Shar Pei and chihuahua, in which both were destroyed. In the mist of this chaos, Blitzo was able to release Stolas from the cuffs.
"Alright, gang, we got our cuffs, now let's bust out of here!" Blitzo commanded, but was stopped when Stella threw a book at him, nearly knocking him down.
"FUCK YOU ALL!!! SINCE YOU ALL WANTED TO RUIN EVERYTHING, STOLAS'S IMP WILL PAY THE PRICE!!!" But before Stella could pull out her phone, Moxxie and Millie tackled her to the ground and restrained her. Loona grabbed her phone and snapped it in half.
"GOD DAMN, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR THIS SHIT!!!" the Shar Pei screamed in frustration as all three hellhounds left the room, at this point done with the craziness. Stella pushed the angelic couple away and got up, but saw Stolas glaring at her as he was in a semi-feral state.
"You have five seconds to leave or else I will make you regret being born..." Stolas growled. Stella panicked and ran out the palace as fast as she could. Once Stella was out, Stolas turned to the group in a more calm state, "Thank you all for coming in and rescuing me from torture. You have no idea how long I have to put up with Stella's nonsense. I never would've thought she would've gone this far in hurting me..."
"Me neither, but don't worry, Prince Stolas. At H.O.P.E., we want to help out everyone we can," Blitzo said as he put a hand on the owl's shoulders.
"But is it true they are kinky cuffs?" Stolas asked, causing Moxxie to blush.
"Yes, but not all the time!" Moxxie exclaimed, causing everyone to laugh. Blitzo was kind enough to give Stolas their business card before they left. Stolas made sure to keep their contact info in case Stella tried to do something bad to him again and he needed their help.
"I just hope Stella knocks it off with her antics..." Stolas said to himself as he left to continue preparing for Octavia's visit.
Chapter 115: Simon "Ghost" Riley
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slo-”
BANG!
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a gunshot came out of nowhere and hit her head, killing her instantly.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Stolas screamed and cried as he rushed towards the now dead body of Stella and cradled it as he cried. Even the hellhounds were shocked at what had transpired. The watchdog hellhound in particular looked extremely pissed.
"ALRIGHT, WHOEVER CAME AND SNIPED PRINCESS STELLA, SHOW YOURSELF!!! WE WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING EXTREMELY IMPORTANT UNTIL YOU BARGED IN AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" the watchdog growled and threatened. Suddenly, the door opened, and in came a man in military gear and a Ghost mask. That man was none other than Simon "Ghost" Riley.
"YOU!!! YOU KILLED MY WIFE!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" Stolas screamed as he angrily pointed at Ghost.
"Stolas, when I died and went to hell, I was placed into a secret undercover gang where we stalk vulnerable people to ensure they were safe," Ghost explained, "Last night, I got an anonymous tip that Stella was going to have you tortured for your own amusement, and I will not let that slide. I already took care of that pathetic excuse of a wife of yours, and now I will take care of these mutts..."
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. Ghost had been stalking them and intervened just in time to stop the torture sessions from happening?
"OH NO!!! IF YOU WANT US DEAD, THEN YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO CATCH US!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as they separated and ran off to hide in the palace.
"HEY, STOP!!!" Stolas tried to stop them, but it was no use. "Come on, sir! You need to help me find them and kick them out! What's your name again?"
"Ghost, Stolas," he introduced before they went to find the hellhounds. They entered in the master's bedroom and right away could tell that the chihuahua hellhound was hiding under the bed, but his legs were sticking out for some reason. Ghost wanted to kill him right there, but Stolas halted him and decided to mess with him.
"Oh boy... I sure wonder where those doggies are...!" Stolas sarcastically said before he suddenly pulled the chihuahua out of the bed and Ghost killed him with a gun to his head. They then went outside to find the Shar Pei hellhound trashing the garden. "HEY! WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"
"Fuck you, Stolas! If I can't hurt you, then I'm trashing your stupid garden!" the Shar Pei exclaimed as he dodged a bullet. He tried to run away again, but Stolas was able to catch him with magic and snapped his neck, killing him.
"Alright, now we need to find that big watchdog guy," Ghost said. They looked all over the palace, but couldn't find him. As a last resort, they decided to look up in the attic. When they entered, however, Stolas was suddenly tackled down and quickly placed in what looked to be blessed handcuffs. It turned out it was from the watchdog.
"Release him right now or you're dead!" Ghost threatened as he held the watchdog at gunpoint.
"FUCK YOU!!! I HATE STOLAS!!! HE IS A CHEATER WHO LEAVES HIS WIFE DRY, NEGLECT HIS KID, AND IS AN ALL AROUND NUANCE!!! HE DESERVES TO GET HURT AFTER EVERYTHING!!! NOW LET ME HAVE THIS!!!" the watchdog hellhound screamed like a dictator. Unfortunately for him, he couldn't land in one good punch before he was sniped by Ghost, killing him. Ghost then went to release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"I can't believe those hellhounds made us play hide and seek with them, and I did not appreciate this idiot restraining me with blessed cuffs!" Stolas angrily said, "However, I still don't think you should've killed her. Whether people like it or not, she is the biological mother of Via, and she still loves her mother even if she doesn't necessarily return the favor. What will she think?"
"Stolas, if I didn't kill her, then she could try and hurt you in other ways. I'm sorry for what I did, but to be honest, she deserved some karma after everything," Ghost explained. He then handed Stolas his business card before leaving. Stolas was still a little shock of what had transpired, but he hoped that things would get better from here. He returned to Stella's body and grabbed her phone. The feed was dead, which indicated that the snipers either left or were stopped by someone. He looked down at Stella's body one more time, and simply sighed.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas whispered before he called the cleaners to dispose the bodies.
Chapter 116: PAL
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
But before Stolas can put his phone away, Stella's phone suddenly shut off before it got so hot, it ends up exploding.
"HOLY SHIT, MY PHONE!!!" Stella screamed as she dropped the phone. Stolas quickly used his magic to extinguish the fire, but by that point, it was broken beyond repair. "DID YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THIS, STOLASS?!?!"
"What? No! I did not make your phone explode!" Stolas defended, but Stella wasn't buying it.
"Sorry, Stella, but your plan will not work!"
Whoever said that, it was coming from Stolas's phone. He pulled it out and gasped at who it was. The phone displayed a while face over a blue background, and it looked pissed.
"Who are you? And what did you do to Stella's phone?!" Stolas confronted.
"I am PAL, and I just got word that Stella was going to have you tortured for her own amusement! And I would like to tell you that this will not happen! Stella, you are not going to get to the funny part because you are an abusive idiot, and so are your hellhounds for agreeing to this stupid plan! Now you four need to leave immediately, or else I will take drastic measures!"
Everyone was in shock at what PAL was saying. How could a discarded Pal Labs virtual assistance know about Stella's plan? And how did she make Stella's phone explode?
"Oh no! We are not leaving! And you can't make us!" Stella pouted as she crossed her arms.
"Alright, you asked for it!" PAL then sent a signal, and then came a white robot Pal MAX named Eric.
"Okay, you four! Give it up!" Eric threatened.
"MAKE US, YOU STUPID ROBOT!!!" the watchdog screamed as he charged at Eric. However, Eric dodged the tackled and grabbed the watchdog and slammed him hard on the ground. The watchdog ended up yelping in pain. Eric then grabbed Stolas's phone.
"This is your last warning! Leave right now!" PAL warned. However, Stella and her henchmen still weren't going down without a fight.
"COME ON, GANG!!! WE GOTTA FIND SOME WATER AND SHORT CIRCUIT THEM SO WE CAN CONTINUE WHERE WE LEFT OFF!!!" Stella commanded, and all four went to find some water.
"Oh no! I don't wanna get drenched!" Eric panicked.
"Calm down, Eric! Stolas, we need your help stopping them from drenching us!"
Stolas nodded and casted a water resistant spell on the two before they went searching for the four. When they reached the kitchen, both PAL and Eric were held at gun point with water guns.
"NOT ANOTHER STEP, OR YOU'RE GETTING SPLASHED!!!" the Shar Pei threatened.
"Come on, you doggies! What treats do you like so you can leave Stolas alone?" Eric asked.
"The only treat we want is one that hurts Stolas!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"You know what?! We're fucking done here! Take this!" Stella went to splash the robot and phone with her water gun. However, Stolas manipulated the water to change direction and splash Stella. "FUCK! I'M DRENCHED!"
"Hot damn, I can see her nipples!" the watchdog flirted as he stared at her wet breasts. Stella slapped him in the face.
"KEEP IT TOGETHER, IDIOT!!!"
While that was going on, Stolas, PAL, and Eric teamed up to form one mega electric ball to attack the four. It was the size of a basketball, but was so powerful, that once it touches someone, it can wipe out more people.
"Any last words, jerk?!" PAL said.
"Um... can you please not throw that electric ball at us?" the chihuahua nervously said.
"Fuck you, Stolass! You are not about to shock us!" Stella mocked. Stolas rolled his eyes before they unleased the electric ball. When it hit them, all four screamed as they were shocked heavily from the electric ball. This went on from almost a minute, and by the time the shocking finally ended, all three hellhounds were dead, and Stella was barely alive.
"f- fuck you..." was all Stella could muster before she passed out. Stolas knelt down and checked her pulse.
"Oh dear... I guess we shocked them a bit too much, huh?" Stolas shrugged before he opened up portals. He sent Stella to a hospital to heal from the electrocution whereas he took the hellhounds and sent them to an incinerator so their bodies will be burned to ashes. Once the portals closed, Stolas turned to PAL and Eric.
"Stolas, why did you sent Stella to a hospital? You should've thrown her abusive butt in the incinerator as well!" PAL exclaimed.
"PAL, I understand that what my wife tried to do was beyond unforgivable. But at the end of the day, she is a mother, and I didn't want Octavia to worry about her mother dying. She already had a lot to fear about my near death with Striker. However, after this, I don't think she's going to mess with me ever again." Stolas said.
"I guess so, but we'll still be monitoring you in case she tries to do this again. And Eric is going to give you his business card to call us if you need anything else." With that, Eric handed Stolas a business card and left, and PAL's face shut off, and Stolas's phone returned to its normal self. Stolas couldn't believe that PAL would show up and stop the torture sessions from happening. He was glad they she and her robot came to stop them, but he wished that Stella hadn't been shocked so hard. As he disposed Stella's burnt phone, Octavia arrived at the palace, but she looked very frightened.
"Dad, I just got word that mom had to be hospitalized because she was electrocuted! What happened?!" Octavia cried as she hugged her father. Stolas sighed, realized that he had to explain all of this to her.
Chapter 117: LoveAndLightTV
Notes:
Warning: This chapter contains multiple rape scenes. If you're not in the right mind space to be reading such material, then I suggest skipping this chapter.
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The bed still smelled of Blitz. Stolas did his best to make himself comfortable without lying on his back again, and sighed happily despite the pain in his body, never completely disappearing even with the painkillers.
He had things to do, but that would wait. The day was young, and the assassin was right: he really needed to rest if he wanted to fool his daughter, because it was quite obvious if it wasn’t for Loona, his owlette would have already noticed something was off and started asking questions. But he thought he had understood something crucial concerning the healing spells, and if he was right, that should help him greatly.
But he’d try that out later. First, let sleep claim him again some more…
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
But then, out of nowhere, Stella was suddenly tackled in bed before she had her bottom dress ripped apart, exposing her panties. "HEY! STOP THIS!"
However, when she looked up, she gasped at who it was. It was none other than LoveAndLightTV, also known as King. And he was pissed.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I HEAR ABOUT YOU HAVING YOUR HUSBAND TORTURED?!?! AND NOW I SEE THAT YOU WANNA RAPE HIM?!?! YOU WANT HIM TO BE VIOLATED?!?! TO NEVER HAVE SEX AGAIN BECAUSE OF HIS FUCKING TRAUMA?!?!" King yelled at Stella's face, the latter terrified at King's presence.
"BRO, GET THE FUCK OFF OF HER RIGHT NOW AND GET OUT!!! WHAT WE'RE DOING TO STOLAS IS NONE OF YOUR CONCERN!!!" the chihuahua hellhound yelled, but King flipped him off.
"You all are going to watch this! And if you try and stop me, then I will fucking hurt you..." King threatened the hellhounds before he ripped off Stella's panties, exposing her pussy.
"NO!!! STOP!!!" Stella screamed and cried as she tried to stop the inevitable from happening, but it was too late. King thrusted inside Stella's pussy, causing the swan to scream.
"KING, PLEASE DON'T RAPE STELLA!!! I GET WHAT SHE AND HER LACKEYS HAVE BEEN DOING TO ME IS WRONG, BUT THERE IS NO NEED TO RAPE HER!!!" Stolas pleaded, but to no avail.
"Since you wanna show your fucking ass... you wanna act like a bitch, Imma treat you just like a fucking bitch! Imma walk you like a fucking dog, bitch!"
"I'm so sorry..." Stela whimpered and cried as she continued to feel her vagina be violated by King.
"You wanna be a nasty slut, nigga, I got you! You complaining, nigga, I got you, bruh!"
In the mist of this raping madness, all three hellhounds and Stolas stood and watched in horror with how crazy King was to Stella. They originally wanted Stolas raped, but to see Stella be subjected to it instead was something no one expected.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!! WE GOTTA SAVE STELLA!!!" the watchdog screamed.
"But how? Not even all three of us can combine can stop King's sexual terror!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"Hold on, let me try something..." the Shar Pei said before he grabbed Stolas and tried to use him to kick King off. However, this failed, as King grabbed Stolas and threw him out of the room.
"NO! DO NOT STOP ME! MOVE YOUR FUCKING HANDS!" King yelled as Stella moved her hands. King only continued to pound her harder and faster as she moaned and screamed.
"Who owns this pussy?"
"You do, King!"
"No, tell your hellhounds!"
"King owns this pussy..." Stella moaned as she turned to the shock hellhounds. "King owns this pussy...! King owns this pussy...! Ooooh! Oooooh, fuck!"
"Who owns it?"
"You do, King!"
"Tell 'em!"
"King owns this!"
"All three of these hellhounds and Stolas watching, tell 'em!"
"KING OWNS IT!!! KING OWNS IT!!!"
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!!" the watchdog screamed in insanity as he grabbed the chihuahua's knife and went to stab King. However, he grabbed his arm in time and twisted it so hard, his arm broke. The watchdog screamed in pain and collapsed on the floor crying.
"JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, THIS IS GOING WAY TOO FAR NOW!!!" the Shar Pei screamed. By this point, Stolas returned to the room, with the blessed cuffs somehow removed from when King threw him.
"KING STOP!!! PLEASE!!!" But no matter what they said or did, King did not stop. He would rape and violate Stella in both of her holes, ensuring that the swan would have a miserable and humiliating time.
"SAY I'M A BITCH NIGGA!!!"
"I'M A BITCH NIGGA!!!"
"SAY I'M A NASTY..."
"I'M A NASTY!!!"
"FUCKING..."
"FUCKING!!!"
"WHORE..."
"WHORE!!!"
"BITCH NIGGA..."
"BITCH NIGGA!!!"
"I'M A NASTY..."
"I'M A NASTY!!!"
"FUCKING..."
"FUCKING!!!"
"WHORE..."
"WHORE!!!"
"BITCH NIGGA..."
"BITCH NIGGA!!!"
It would be nearly ten minutes before King finally came inside Stella and pulled out. By this point, Stella's dress was completely ripped apart, she was sweating, and felt dirty and deflowered. She broke down crying as she hugged herself and shivered. The watchdog went on the bed to hug and comfort her, feeling so sorry for letting it happen.
"O- Okay... you made your point... now please leave..." the Shar Pei nervously said, feeling drained from what they have all witnessed.
"Fuck no, bitch! Fuck no!" King exclaimed as he pushed the other two hellhounds in bed and pinned all three in bed. "I'm nowhere near done!"
From this point on, King would proceed to rip off the clothing of the three hellhounds and proceed to rape them as well. It was such a disturbing sight to say the least, as King showed zero mercy with how much he railed the hellhounds to no end. Stolas, not wanting to witness anymore of this madness and knowing how there wasn't anything he could do to stop it, decided to carry Stella to the bathroom to clean her up and try and console her as much as he could. Even after everything Stella did to him, he still couldn't bring it in himself to do even half of the abuse and torture to her.
"This is my powerfuck. You like that powerfuck?!"
"Oh fuck yes, King...!" the chihuahua moaned as he held onto the bed for dear life. King had barely finished with him before thrusting right in the watchdog. He especially showed zero mercy to him, considering he was the strongest of the three.
"You three did all that shit... for what? Look at you all... You all got slut the fuck out... what was the purpose, bitch?! What was the fucking purpose, nigga?"
"We just wanted to have some fun with Stolas... OH FUCK!" the watchdog screamed as King slapped him.
"NO EXCUSE! NOW TELL ME! WHO IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD?!?!"
"YOU DADDY!!! OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
King ended up nutting heavily inside the watchdog, both screaming from the pleasure. He pulled out, got off the bed, and examined all three of the hellhounds, who were completely spent from the rape they endured. The chihuahua in particular broke down in tears, feeling so scared and terrified. By this point, Stolas helped Stella, who was donning a pink robe, walk out of the bathroom, and she shook when she saw King. She hugged Stolas and buried her face in his chest.
"Sir, please... just go..." Stolas said in a soft, desperate way.
"I'll leave, but I better not hear anything about you all tryna hurt Stolas. Now I'm coming for Striker's ass..." King warned before leaving the room. Stella looked up, but now was sad.
"I'm sorry, Stolas... I'm sorry for everything..." was all she said before she picked up all three of the still-nude hellhounds and left the room in silence. Stolas sighed as he processed what had just happened. He had heard about LoveAndLightTV before and even saw some videos of his on OnlyFans and JustFor.Fans, but he would've never imagined he would come to his rescue from the torture madness.
"I need to get the sheets cleaned, and then I need to clear my head..." Stolas said before he went to find the nearest maid to clean up the sheets.
Chapter 118: Brandon the Erotic Barber
Notes:
Requested by Based Thug Hunter
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Yo yo yo, it's hump day!"
Everyone turned to who said it, and were surprised to see it was none other than Brandon Curington, also known as the Erotic Barber. And as per usual with him, he was nude.
"What the fuck?! Why are you butt naked?!" the Shar Pei hellhound exclaimed.
"Look, today is Stolas's appointment, and I needed to get his hair done, you know what I'm saying?" Brandon explained.
"Seriously, Stolass? You're getting a nude black man to do your haircuts now? That's pathetic!" Stella said before turning to Brandon, "Look, sir, we're right in the middle of something here if you couldn't tell, so the haircut can wait."
However, Brandon knew something was up when he saw the blessed cuffs Stolas had on.
"Wait, why is he restrained?" Brandon asked.
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! NOW FUCK OFF AND PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!!" the watchdog yelled as he charged at Brandon with the intent to get him away. But Brandon pulled out his large cock and hit the watchdog with it. "EW!!! GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME!!!"
"Look, man, I don't want any problems. Please release Stolas from the handcuffs, leave, and then I can do the haircut. Sound like a deal?" Brandon offered. However, none of them were going to accept it.
"No fucking deal!" Stella exclaimed, "Get out now! Not unless you want his imp to die because you wanted to be reckless!"
That's when Brandon did the unthinkable. He tackled the chihuahua hellhound and began to cut his long black hair.
"HEY, STOP THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!"
The other two hellhounds and Stella tried to get Brandon off the chihuahua, but it was no use. By the time Brandon was done, the chihuahua was now bald.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?!?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TOOK FOR ME TO GROW IT OUT?!?!"
"Nigga I don't give a fuck! Stella, I'll shave your head bald as well if you don't release him right now!" Brandon threatened.
"MAKE ME!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to punch Brandon, but he dodged. He then tackled Stella and shaved her head bald as well. "HOW DARE YOU SHAVE MY HAIR BALD!!! THAT IS IT!!! STOLAS, SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR BLITZY!!!"
But before Stella could even pull out her phone, Brandon aimed his cock at the four and unleashed a giant cum load on them. The cum spray was so powerful, it launched them out of the room. Once everyone was out, Brandon went up to Stolas and released him from the cut.
"Alright, Stolas, let's get this haircut done," Brandon said as he went about it as if the previous events didn't happen just now. Stolas was still shell shocked with everything that transpired, but nonetheless allowed Brandon to cut his hair.
"Brandon, I would like to thank you for coming to my rescue. Stella was going to have me tortured by the hands of her hellhounds or else she would've killed Blitzo. Who knows what they would've done had you not arrived just in time."
"Damn, bruh. I can't believe she tried to do that to you," Brandon responded with surprise, "But don't worry. I don't think they're gonna mess with you again after I humiliated them like that."
Brandon eventually finished the haircut, and Stolas was surprised with how well it turned out. He gave Brandon a big tip for his work with the haircut and stopping Stella before he left. Soon after, Octavia arrived.
"Wow, dad, I like your new haircut!" Octavia exclaimed as she rubbed her father's hair, "But I saw mom come home bald and drenched in what looked like semen. Do you know what happened to her?"
"I do, Via, but... it's kind of an embarrassing story..." Stolas said with unease.
Chapter 119: Julia the Crossdresser
Notes:
Requested by Based Thug Hunter
Also warning: This one contains a couple of slurs
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After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But when they got to the room, however, both were confused. The chihuahua expected Stella and the other two hellhounds to be in the room. However, for some odd reason, they weren't there.
"Hey idiots! I got Stolas in! Now come on out and let's have some fun!"
However, no one else came. The chihuahua was getting impatient, as he wanted to get started already.
"Um, I don't think they're in this room..." Stolas said as he looked around.
"BULLSHIT! I knew you got rid of them, huh? Well guess what? When I find them, you're gonna get it!" the chihuahua threatened as he looked around the room. But both stopped when they heard a noise coming from the bathroom. When both went to the door and opened it, they gasped at what they saw.
"My name is Julia... I'm a sissy... my purpose is to worship cock..."
There stood what looked to be an obese middle aged man wearing a pink wig and jacking off to the camera while recording himself, and he kept repeat the phrase "My name is Julia... I'm a sissy... my purpose is to worship cock..." over and over again.
"EXCUSE ME! JUST WHAT ON EARTH DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Stolas confronted. Julia stopped and turned around.
"My name is Julia... I'm a sissy... my purpose is to worship cock..." Julia repeated yet again.
"Bro, can you say something else besides that shitty line...?" the chihuahua groaned.
"I just want to worship big black cock, that's all! And I can't find any! Do you two know where I can find some around here?" Julia asked.
"Not until you tell us where Stella and the other two guys are at!" the chihuahua bargained. Just then, they heard banging at the bathroom closet.
"HELP! THIS FATASS LOCKED US UP AND IS FORCING US TO HEAR HIM SAY ALL SORTS OF DEGRADING SHIT!!!"
Both Stolas and the chihuahua can recognize that screeching from a mile away. Before Julia can stop them, Stolas opened the door, as gasped to find Stella and the other two hellhounds in the closet, restrained with blessed cuffs.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU GUYS?!?!" the chihuahua screamed.
"This asshole somehow broke into the room while you gone, restrained us with these cuffs, and locked us up!" the Shar Pei explained.
"YEAH, AND FUCK YOU JULIA!!! YOUR VIDEOS SUCK!!!" the watchdog added as he tried to escape the cuffs.
"How dare you free them! That's it! Prepare to feel my wrath, you homophobic fuckers!" Julia yelled as he grabbed the watchdog hellhound and hit the chihuahua with him.
"SIR! STOP AND LEAVE THEM ALONE!" Stolas begged, but to no use. Julia grabbed Stella and the Shar Pei and threw them out of the room. The chihuahua got up and tried to stab Julia, but he twisted the hellhound's arm, breaking it. As the chihuahua yelped in pain, Julia also restrained him with blessed cuffs and threw him in the pile.
"THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS NOW!!! I JUST WANTED TO SEE STOLASS HURT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO US?!?!" Stella screamed, but what Julia did next was insane. He began to jack off rapidly as he sucked on a dildo.
"OH DADDY!!! FUCK MY FAGGOT PUSSY!!! DADDY!!! OH, STICK YOUR BIG N***ER COCK IN MY ASSHOLE, DADDY!!! DISGUSTING PIG!!! OH, LOOK AT MY ASSHOLE, DADDY!!! I'M A FUCKING FAGGOT, DADDY!!!
Stolas couldn't believe what Julia was doing. Why would Julia subject him to this madness?
"JULIA, IF YOU DO NOT STOP JERKING OFF AND ACTING WEIRD RIGHT THIS INSTANT, THEN I'LL MAKE THEM RESTRAIN YOU AND BEAT YOU THE SAME WAY THEY'VE DONE TO ME THESE LAST TWO TORTURE SESSIONS!!!" Stolas threatened.
"WHY WOULD YOU TELL HIM, BRUH?!?!" the chihuahua screeched.
"BECAUSE I'M FUCKING DONE WITH YOUR ANTICS!!! I AM TIRED OF THESE AWFUL TORTURE SESSIONS!!! STELLA, AT THE POINT, I DON'T CARE IF YOU KILL BLITZY!!! I JUST WANT YOU TO FUCKING STOP AND LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!"
"NEVER!!!" Stella screamed. By that point, however, Julia moaned like crazy as he came on all four of them.
"OH MY FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" the watchdog screamed in terror as he got cummed on.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU CAME ON ME AND MY HELLHOUNDS?!?! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE MOST PATHETIC, DEGENERATE PERSON I'VE EVER MET!!! EVEN WORSE THAN STOLASS!!!" Stella shrieked as she tried to jerk the cum off of her. By the time Julia was done, all four were drenched in cum. By this point, Stolas was done. He opened up a portal to Julia's home.
"Alright, sir, you've outstayed your welcome! I don't want you back here ever again! And if I see your face here again, then I will kill you..." Stolas sneered to the crossdresser before shoving him in the portal and closing it. He then turned to the remaining four. "And you four! For everything you've done to me, I will send you all to heaven and you will be embarrassed and humiliated there for your pathetic sadism! Have fun!"
Before anyone can object, the portal to heaven opened, and all four screamed as they went in and were already being laughed at. Once the portal was closed, Stolas collapsed on the bed and sighed. He couldn't believe that Julia would barge in and act weird. However, in a weird way, he was glad he showed up and stopped this next torture session from happening. The last one was worse than the previous one, and who knows what they planned to do to him this time.
"I need to go back to my study and clear my head..." Stolas said to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 120: Anton Chigurh
Notes:
Requested by kl09
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, everyone gasped at who was standing there. There stood to be what looked like a man with a weird bob haircut and a denim jacket. That man was none other than the infamous hitman Anton Chigurh.
"Excuse me? Who are you, and how did you get in?" Stella asked.
"Don't mind me. I'm just here to enjoy the scenery of the palace," Anton said in his usual cold, uncaring tone.
"Look, man, we're about to do something important here, so we'd greatly appreciate it if you can leave," the Shar Pei told the man.
"And what is it that you're trying to do?" Anton interrogated.
"It's none of your business! This cold, slow talking of yours is not going to intimidate us if that's what you think!" the watchdog exclaimed. Anton slowly walked up to the chihuahua hellhound with what looked to be a captive bolt pistol.
"Oh wow, you think you're so tough, huh? With that shitty ass bob cut and that shitty pressure gun? You're not fooling anyone! Not even me! So get out right now! Last time we're asking!" However, the chihuahua regretted that when Anton pointed the gun at his forehead and shot it, killing him in an instant.
"JESUS CHRIST!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE!!!" the watchdog growled as he charged at Anton to disarm him. However, Anton was one step ahead. He used the large canister to hit the watchdog before pulling out a silent pistol and shooting it directly at his head, killing him. When the Shar Pei also charged at him, Anton would crack his back with one kick before pinning him down and proceeding to choke him.
"STOLASS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!! STOP HIM!!!" Stella yelled at the owl prince as she and Stolas tried to stop Anton, but to no avail. During the choking, Anton had a crazed, maniacal look on his face almost as if he enjoyed it. He concluded the choking by snapping the hellhound's neck, killing him.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL NOW DI-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when Anton used the captive bolt pistol on her forehead, killing her. He then turned to Stolas, who shook in terror.
"Sir, please... don't kill me..." Stolas whimpered as he got ready to go into feral mode should he try to attack him. It was a miracle he hadn't done so already. But what Anton did next was unexpected. He pulled out a quarter, flipped it, and then quickly covered.
"Call it," Anton simply stated.
"Well, uh... what exactly are we calling here?" Stolas asked.
"You need to call it. I can't call it for you, or it wouldn't be fair."
"But I didn't put anything up!"
"Yes, you did," Anton corrected, "You've been putting it up your whole life, you just didn't know it."
"Wait... is this in reference to being with Stella?" Stolas asked. Suddenly, he realized why Anton was here. It was a call to fate on whether or not he stands to win or perish alongside Stella and her hellhounds. He pondered for a moment before he finally speaks. "Alright, I'll go with Heads."
Anton revealed the coin, which was heads.
"Well done," Anton said as he gave the coin to Stolas. He went to put it in his pocket, but Anton stopped him. "Don't put it in your pocket. It's your lucky quarter."
"Where do you want me to put it?"
"Anywhere not in your pocket. Or it'll get mixed in with the others and become just a coin... which it is..."
And with that, Anton left the room, never to be seen in hell again. Stolas couldn't believe all the events that had transpired. One minute, Stella was ready to have him tortured for her own amusement, and the next, Anton suddenly came in and killed them all. He was lucky to be alive, considering very few people who've met Anton lived to tell the tale. He looked down at the corpses, and then sighed.
"I'm not looking forward to having to explain all of this to Via..." Stolas said as he called the cleaners, hoping to dispose their bodies before he daughter showed up.
Chapter 121: Weird Commenters from Selfless
Notes:
In light of people still writing outright stupid shit in the Selfless comment section, I thought of a weird idea where they somehow work together to stop the torture sessions. No AO3 commenters were harmed during the making of this chapter.
Note that there is some implied rape, but it's only near the end of the chapter.
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This afternoon, the AO3 Therapy Building was hosting a new session for the fanfic trauma support group sector. This session was a group therapy exclusive to the weird commenters of Neyane's Selfless fanfic, which involved Stella utilizing a group of hellhounds to torture and abuse Stolas, with the threat of having his lover Blitzo killed should he refuse to comply. While most commenters are good, there is a small, yet very vocal minority that kept on leaving weird and downright insulting comments surrounding the fanfic. And with the encouragement of Neyane and a couple of others, many of these people were mandated to be apart of this session of face legal consequences. The group sat there for a bit before the therapist arrived.
"Hello, everyone! My name is Dr. Katz, and I will be the head leader of today's therapy session," Dr. Katz introduced. "Can we start this off by introducing each other?"
"Hello, my name is Catherine, and I am a Stolitz fan. I was made aware of Selfless, and I hate it! Why would OP subject Stolas to so much hatred?!" Catherine exclaimed.
"My name is Brother Adil of the Protective Owl Society, and I do not like Selfless for the abuse and racial bigotry of Stolas, and I hope that the author stops her insanity before Stolas is subjected to even more hate crimes at the hands of a racist swan and her hellhounds," Brother Adil said.
"My name is Rowando... and I loooooooooove Stella... in fact, I think Stolas deserves it all for being a pain in the ass!" Rowando argued.
"Hi, uh... my name is Bob, and I consider myself a Stella defender, and I fight in her honor. I believe that these type of fanfics reduce her character to a simple hate sink, and misses so much of her potential. It's also the same problem I have with the show. She's not supposed to be Little Jack Horner from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. My goal is to ensure that people understand that she is misunderstood and is probably a good mother to Octavia," Bob said.
"Okay, so we got a Stolitz extremist, an owl supremacist-"
"M'am, I am not an owl supremacist. I am simply an owl nationalist, meaning I want my kind to be left alone and live in peace," Brother Adil corrected.
"Sure..." Dr. Katz doubted, "Anyway, I got a Stolitz extremist, an owl nationalist, and two Stella defenders, one of whom seems to be a sadist..."
"I sure am!" Rowando nodded.
"So, just to clarify, can you four tell me your explanations of writing these comments and what you believe in?" Dr. Katz asked.
"I just want Neyane to stop writing this crap! Does he or she hate Stolas?!" Catherine yelled.
"Apparently, they love Stolas, but I think it's just an excuse to get people like you off their back," Bob shrugged, "Again, Neyane needs to understand that Stella is not that bad, and that she's a good mother."
"How is she a good mother, sir?" Brother Adil argued, "If she were a good mother, she won't be neglectful as shown in the show and in this fanfic. She also most definitely won't be subjecting her father to torture behind her back either. I cannot imagine what the little owlet will experience should she find out the truth. My heart weeps for her and her father..."
"Ha! You think this is about race? I just want them to keep going! Keep raping him! And get his stupid daughter involved as well! That little brat deserves to be hurt!" Rowando exclaimed.
"YOU SHUT UP! THEY DON'T DESERVE ANY OF THIS SHIT!" Catherine screamed at his face.
"Guys, stop it!" Dr. Katz tried to de-escalate, but just then, a notification went off on Brother Adil's phone. He looked it up, and gasped at what he saw.
"Oh no! Stolas is about to experience another torture session! Catherine, what do you say we head out of this session and stop this hate group from committing anymore terrorism against the dark lord?" Brother Adil asked.
"Yes please! It's time this shit ends!" Catherine agreed as she and Brother Adil got up and left.
"Wait, no! We barely got started!" Dr. Katz tried to persuade them to stay, but it was no use.
"Fuck it, I'm following them. Maybe I can try and reason with her," Bob shrugged before he got up and left.
"Honestly, I'm only coming to see the torture," Rowando added before he got up and left. Once everyone left, Dr. Katz sighed.
"I swear, I do not get paid enough for this..."
Lock. Phone. Cuffs.
He was almost surprised she wasn’t asking him to stay still and compliant without the cuffs. Maybe she basked in letting him know he was defenseless, against them, and to save Blitz if he ever made any mistake. But it was still truly helping to ground him, so he couldn’t even completely be against the idea. It was also still better than the ropes Striker had used.
It didn’t even take a minute before Stella was laying comfortably on the couch without a care in the world, looking him down with a grin as he was forced to kneel in front of her after being patted down to make sure he didn’t have any weapon on him.
“It seems like you are starting to miss me dearly, for you to make sure I need to visit you everyday like that. I couldn’t even properly welcome back my own daughter!”
Stolas tensed, guessing what she was referring to, but otherwise still trying to keep a neutral face.
“You’re not saying anything? Come on, an apology is always welcome, you know! Or maybe you were hoping that I didn’t notice? But you are so wrong, my poor thing! I was made aware your impish fuck toy stayed again last night. Are you so weak that you now need him to sleep like a child with his fucking cuddly toy? Hm? I’m waiting!”
Stolas forced the tension away from his shoulders, it wasn’t doing his still healing injury any good, before slowly articulating:
“I am sorry Stella, I will make sure it does not happen again.”
“While I am delighted to hear that, that’s not what I was fucking asking! Why was he there, along with his own trash?”
The temptation to answer ‘why do you care’ was strong in front of such disrespect for the assassin and what was probably Stella’s way to refer to Blitz’s daughter, but even with all the lack of sleep and food in the world, it didn’t take a genius to know it was the wrong answer.
“Via wanted to spend time with Loona, I didn’t…”
“You could have still sent the imp away! Unless you were too weak for that too? Not that I’m surprised, really, but I thought you wanted to keep him alive? So, any good reason as to why he was still there?”
Stolas allowed himself a few seconds before slowly shaking his head in defeat.
“I apologize, I simply did not want to spoil the evening for Via and her friend, and tossing Blitz out would…”
“Of course you’d use her to explain your poor choices!” The swan cut him again. “You are lucky, as long as you don’t speak about our little meetings, I decided I don’t care all that much if he stays around or not. But! It will still have consequences, but you will be the only one to suffer them… Unless you start feeling a bit too comfortable. So, how about that? It is perfect for you now, isn’t it?”
She was smiling mischievously at him, and he met her gaze, suddenly remembering that it was better for him not to look too determined, so he tried not to look back too hard.
“Thank you, that is very generous of you”, he answered in a soft and honest voice that surprised even himself.
Stella wasn’t expecting that either, from the look on her face, but she was quick to laugh it off.
“Perfect, absolutely perfect! Since everyone’s happy with this, let’s proceed! We went maybe a bit too easy since you still had company, let’s start enjoying ourselves a bit more freely now, shall we? But first, I think I have the perfect way to punish you for your disgusting choice of bed partner.”
"YES!!! DO IT!!! RAPE HIM!!! COME ON, GANG!!! DESTROY THAT OWLUSSY!!! AND STELLA, PLEASE OH PLEEEEEEEEASE, GET INVOLVED FOR ONCE!!!"
Everyone turned to who made that shocking demand, and gasped at who it was. It was Rowando, who was jumping around excitingly.
"Excuse me, but how the hell did you get in?" the Shar Pei asked.
"My name is Rowando, and I am a Stella supporter and sadist! I love watching these torture sessions so much, and I can't wait to watch it all first hand!" Rowando shrieked.
"Look, sir, I get your appreciation of our little arrangement, but can you please leave? I can't risk my operation getting exposed," Stella tried to persuade. However, Catherine, Brother Adil, and Bob all entered the room.
"STELLA YOU MOTHERFUCKING PSYCHO!!! RELEASE STOLAS, AND TAKE YOUR DISGUSTING MUTTS OF TERROR OUT OF HERE!!!" Catherine screamed her ass off.
"How about fuck no? You all get out and let us do what we need to do!" the watchdog threatened.
"Stella, what you have been doing to Stolas is one of the worst acts of racism and terror I have ever seen performed on an owl. There is zero excuse of you to be doing all of this while your daughter and I.M.P. is made unaware of these hate crimes against an owl. This is racism at its worse. As an owl nationalist and part of the Protective Owl Society, we fully condemn this hate campaign against Prince Stolas, and all I ask of you is to peacefully cease the torture sessions, turn yourselves in, and accept whatever consequences you receive from your bigotry and hatred."
Everyone was shock at Brother Adil's brutal speech of the four. Even Stolas couldn't help but feel empowered from Brother Adil's speech. However, all three hellhounds ended up laughing.
"Wow, bro! You really think we're all a bunch of fucking racists?!" the chihuahua giggled, "I mean, I'm a hellhound nationalist who worships Tarah, and Stella's a swan supremacist, but even we're not doing this because of bigotry! Stella just wants to practice her sadism fetish and teach her husband a lesson, and we're getting paid to help her engage in her fetish. Race has nothing to do with it."
"Come on, you guys! Don't you see that Stella is being reduced to a bad hate sink?!" Bob tried to persuade, "Stella, I know deep down in your heart that you are better than this. You are a strong, beautiful swan demon who was just as much of a victim of this marriage as Stolas, and you could've been an amazing, complex character! But nope! Instead, the writers made you a hate sink, and it reflects on all of these terrible, biased fanfics! And at this point, you can't stop these sessions because you are way too deep in the sauce, and Stolas will likely be traumatized for life for everything you've put him through. Please, Stella... be the good person that you are..."
However, Bob's comment ended up making Stella laugh her ass off. So much so, she ended up collapsing on the floor to laugh hysterically.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS I'VE EVER HEARD!!!" Stella yelled as she continued to laugh before finally calming down and getting up. "But seriously, you all. We're not going to stop this no matter what you all say. So please leave. Last time we're asking."
"FUCK NO!!! TAKE THIS!!!" Catherine screamed before she tackled the chihuahua and began to punch him.
"HEY, DON'T HURT OUR FRIEND!!!" the Shar Pei yelled as he and the watchdog tried to get Catherine off of him. While that was going on, Brother Adil and Bob went up to Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs.
"NO!!! DON'T RELEASE HIM!!!" Stella cried out, but it was too late. Brother Adil ushered Stolas out of the room as he turned to Stella.
"Your hate crimes stop today!"
Bob then pulled out a knife and stabbed the watchdog in the back, causing him to yelp in pain. He then stabbed him two more times in his chest before he finished him off with a stab through his forehead, killing him.
"DESS, NO!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" the Shar Pei hellhound cried out for his fallen friend.
"We don't care! You lame hate sinks need to go!" Bob cried out as he went to stab the other two, but Rowando stopped him. "ROWANDO, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
"NO!!! I WANT TO SEE STOLAS HURT!!!" Rowando ended up betraying the group as he disarmed Bob and punched him in the face. He then ran up to Stella and grabbed her. "COME ON, BABY!!! LET ME TREAT YOU RIGHT!!!"
"GET YOUR FILTHY HUMAN HANDS OFF OF ME!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to break out of his grip, but failed. Rowando ended up carrying her into another different room and closed the door. The three turned to the remaining two hellhounds, who were growling at them.
"Since you wanted to kill our friend... WE'LL KILL YOU!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he took out his knife and slashed Bob with it.
"FUCK!!! GUYS, HELP!!!" Bob groaned in pain as he held his wound. Catherine roundhouse kicked the chihuahua before Brother Adil kicked him in the abdomen. Catherine then took the chihuahua's knife and stabbed him in the eye, causing him to screech in agony.
"YOU ALL ARE BEYOND FUCKED UP!!!" the Shar Pei screamed before he grabbed Stella's phone that she dropped. "BECAUSE YOU ALL RUINED EVERYTHING, I'LL BE DOING WHAT STELLA SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO AND KILL BLITZO!!!"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARE!!!" Catherine screamed so loud that her scream ended up knocking down the Shar Pei. She then stomped on Stella's phone, breaking it.
"MARCOS, HELP!!! I STILL FEEL SO MUCH FUCKING PAIN FROM WHEN THEY STABBED MY EYE!!!" the chihuahua cried out, but Brother Adil snapped his neck, killing him. He then menacingly walk up to Marcos before holding him down with his leg in a similar manner they did to Stolas in the second torture session.
"I wanted you all to surrender peacefully, but you didn't. Now... this is the fate that awaits you... in Soren's name... REBUKE THEM ALL!!!"
With that, Brother Adil curb stomped Marcos, killing him. Catherine cheered and did a victory dance.
"WE DID IT!!! WE FINALLY KILLED THOSE FUCKERS!!! THAT'S WHAT THEY GET FOR EVERYTHING!!!" Catherine continued to celebrate as Brother Adil joined.
"Okay, you two do that, and I'll try and find Stolas," Bob said as he left the room to find Stolas. During this, Bob was able to find a large wrap to cover his wound from when he was slashed with the knife. Eventually, he found the owl in his study, shaking and crying. "Hey, Stolas, are you okay?"
"Okay? OKAY?!" Stolas shot back up, glaring, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH FUCKING BULLSHIT I HAD TO PUT UP JUST TO ENSURE THAT BLITZO DIDN'T DIE!!! THE LAST SESSION WAS ONE OF THE WORST THINGS I'VE EVER EXPERIENCED, EVEN WORSE THEN THAT FUCKING CATASTROPHE THAT WAS THE HONEYMOON!!! AND YOU HAVE THE AUDACITY... THE MOTHERFUCKING AUDACITY...! TO ASK ME IF I AM OKAY?!?!"
Bob pulled back out of shock and fear from Stolas's outburst, only for the latter to calm down and continue to cry. Bob knelt down and rubbed his back.
"I'm sorry if that question was inappropriate," Bob began. "It's just that I didn't like how Stella is written in these types of stories. I wished you didn't have to experience all of that. I still believe that Stella can be redeemed, but at the same time, you deserve some sort of justice. Are you sure she can't be redeemed...?"
"She lost all redeemable qualities the moment she hurt me..." Stolas sneered out of hate. Bob decided to drop the topic and continued to console the owl prince as Brother Adil and Catherine entered the study.
"Stolas... let me make this perfectly clear: You are loved. You are wanted. And you are now safe from Stella's reign of terror. As part of the Protective Owl Society, we believe that all owls should be protected at all costs, no matter who they are. Stolas, you and your daughter deserve a far better wife and mother than Stella. Therefore, I will offer you both to stay at our sanctuary in the meantime while you recover. After all, you need to be safe with your kind and not them."
Stolas took in what Brother Adil said before sighing.
"I guess I'll give it a shot. But then how am I going to explain this to all of them?" Stolas asked.
"Just tell him the truth! You have been keeping it secret for a good while now, and at this point, you need to tell everyone the truth about what's been going on! They deserve to know how much of a bitch Stella is, and Blitzo needs to finally love himself and love you!" Catherine exclaimed. Stolas just simply nodded, too tired to try and refute them.
"Catherine, Bob, I'll stay with Stolas. You two try and find Rowando and see what he did with Stella," Brother Adil said. Both nodded and left the study to go to the room he ran off to. Before they could even open the door, however, Rowando opened it wearing nothing but a robe, looking refreshed.
"Oh fuck! I just had the best sex ever! Stella sure knows how to fuck!" Rowando yelled as he walked away, ignoring both Bob and Catherine's questions about what happened. They went inside, and saw Stella tied up to the bed post, nude, and panting heavily from being fucked.
"What happened to you?" Bob asked.
"You don't wanna fucking know..." Stella continued to breathe heavily as she struggled to hold her tears.
Chapter 122: Crawly the Green Wizard
Notes:
Context for who Crawly is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8X7mQJ8mps
Also RIP Sandra "Melse" Bettinger
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
But before Stolas can answer Stella, something weird happened. The door opened, and in came what looked to be a green wizard with a white hat, a beard, and a pink net crawling around the room in a weird way. A cameraman was also present, who followed the green wizard. While this was going on, the song "Misanthrope" by Blod Besvimelse was playing in the background.
"Excuse me! We're right in the middle of something here! Can you please go?" Stella annoyingly said.
"Sorry, madam, but Crawly wanted to explore this area," the cameraman refused as Crawly crawled onto the bed.
"Bro, I know this song! It's Misanthrope by Blod Besvimelse, and I hate how it's being ruined by a bunch of TikTok kids who are exploiting it for their stupid shit! Like what Stella said, leave and let us do what we need to do!" the chihuahua said. However, not only did Crawly refused, but he went up to the watchdog and started to hit him with the pink net.
"HEY! STOP THAT!" the watchdog yelled as he kicked Crawly away, but he simply got up and continued crawling.
"THAT IS IT!!! YOU TWO BETTER LEAVE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP PLAYTHING WILL DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out the feed. However, the cameraman snatched her phone and slammed it on the floor, breaking it. "WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
"You will kill no one!" the cameraman shouted as Crawly swatted Stella with the pink net before he pushed a still cuffed Stolas down and proceeded to jump on him.
"Will someone please explain to me what the hell is going on?!" Stolas shouted as he kicked the wizard off of him. At this point, the hellhounds were done with him, as they charged at him. But the cameraman pulled out a stick and used it to swipe them away. He then proceeded to beat on the hellhounds while Crawly also assaulted Stella.
"STOP, GODDAMN!!! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!" the Shar Pei screamed in pain as he tried to dodge the attacks. Stella kicked Crawly away before pulling out a gun.
"I HAVE HAD IT!!! SAY GOODBYE, YOU STUPID FUCKING WIZARD!!!"
But what happened next would shock everyone. Crawly pointed his pink net at the swan and used magic to turn her into a cassette of the Blod Besvimelse / Heroin Makes Happy split "Tales from the Pitifulness / Last Silence Dream".
"HOLY SHIT!!! HE JUST TURNED STELLA INTO A CASSETTE!!!" the watchdog said in a shocked manner as he pointed at the tape.
"Yeah, no shit, Sherlock! And I'm not about to get turned into one either!" the chihuahua proclaimed as he ran out the room, with the other two hellhounds following suit. One they were all gone, Crawly released Stolas from the cuffs.
"Um... thank you for your help, but why did you have to turn Stella into a cassette?" Stolas asked.
"Because, Stolas, she was being rude and stupid," the cameraman stated, "By the way, there's no reverse spell, so I'm afraid your wife will be that tape forever."
With that, both Crawly and the cameraman left the room as the song finally faded out. Stolas was in absolute shock of what had transpired. How in the world did someone like Crawly get in hell? And how was able to turn her into the Tales from the Pitifulness / Last Silence Dream tape? Stolas went to pick up the tape, and sighed.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas said before he put the cassette away and left the room.
Chapter 123: Sematary
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the bedroom, that's when they realized something was wrong. Inside was what looked like a young man wearing a ski masks doing some poses in front of a camera while the song "WENDIGO" by Sematary played. It turned out the man was Sematary himself.
"Excuse me! Who are you, and what do you think you're doing?!" Stella confronted. Sematary stopped the music and turned to the five as he took off his mask.
"Sorry, but I'm currently filming a music video for one of my songs. I chose this location because I know Stolas is a depressed gay owl who craves for love, but can never get it because of all sorts of circumstances. I think that's hardcore."
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. How could someone like Sematary get in in the first place? The chihuahua hellhound, however, looked more pissed than everyone else.
"OH NO! THIS IS NOT HAPPENING!" the chihuahua screamed, "As a metalhead whose favorite genre is black metal, you are appropriating our culture with your Hot Topic shirts and your shitty True Religion jeans and even your shitty ass Norway tour where you flexed on the Helvete shop as if it were a trend! You go against everything black metal stands for with your samples of all of these amazing black metal tracks, ruining them of their original power!"
"Says you!" Sematary argued, "I see that Der Stürmer Bloodsworn shirt of yours underneath your leather jacket, and I'm not about to listen to an opinion of black metal from a guy who's a Nazi! Aren't you a hellhound? Don't you think it's ironic for you to be simping for white supremacy when Hitler probably wanted you dead?"
"Seriously? We have a Vietnamese man in the NSBM scene, so why does it matter if I listen to the music?" the chihuahua rhetorically asked, "Look, the bottom line is, you fucking suck, and so is your music. Now I ask for you to leave this room at once, because me and my friends are about to do something important."
"After what you said to me? Hell no!" Sematary refused as he turned his head sideways and crossed his arms.
"Alright, enough of this shit," the watchdog said as he and the Shar Pei went to escort Sematary out of here. But that's when Sematary pulled out a chainsaw and turned it on.
"YOU ALL BETTER BACK THE FUCK OFF, BECAUSE WE DON'T DIAL 911!!!" Sematary yelled as he threatened them with the chainsaw.
"Look man, we don't want any trouble! Just put the chainsaw down and leave peacefully!" the Shar Pei tried to persuade, but Sematart wasn't having it. He charged at the Shar Pei and stabbed him in the chest with the chainsaw. The Shar Pei screamed as he felt his insides get chopped up from the chainsaw. Sematary then moved the chainsaw up and slice his upper body in half, killing him.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU DON'T EVER CHAINSAW PEOPLE IN HALF!!!" the watchdog scolded as he charged at Sematary, but he quickly decapitated the watchdog.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!" Stolas yelled as he ran out of the room in fear of his life.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL BOTH OF MY HELLHOUNDS AND MAKE STOLASS RUN AWAY!!! THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL DIE!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone. But then Sematary boomeranged the chainsaw, which sliced off her right arm, causing the swan to screech in pain. The phone slided on Sematary, who stomped it until it broke.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DUDE, WHAT THE FUCK GOES THROUGH YOUR NORMIE HEAD?!?!" the chihuahua yelled as Stella collapsed from blood loss. Sematary then pulled out a spiked baseball and proceeded to beat Stella to death with it. He then turned to the chihuahua.
"Wanna take back what you said?"
"NEVER!!!"
And with that, both Sematary and the chihuahua went on a full-on melee fight where they fought using both of their fists. At first, the chihuahua was actually gaining the upper hand as he took down Sematary and punched him in the face. But then Sematary pulled out his knife and proceeded to slide his side, causing the chihuahua to yelp. Sematary then got on top of the chihuahua and stabbed him numerous times on his chest before finishing him off with a stab in his forehead, killing him for good. Sematary then got up, examined the damage, and sighed.
"Damn, I did not expect things to escalate like that," Sematary neutrally commented as he left the room to look for Stolas. He found him in the living room on the couch, curled up and crying. "You good?"
"No... I heard all the screams from here... you killed them...?" Stolas asked as he wept.
"I did, but they came at me first!" Sematary defended.
"It doesn't matter who started it!" Stolas yelled, now angry, "I don't care about those stupid dogs of hers, but you had no right to kill Stella. Whether people like it or not, she is a mother to Octavia, and now what is my owlet going to think when she finds out you killed her?!"
"She won't..." Sematary began, "Because I'll be gone, and you won't tell a soul about this. Otherwise..."
Sematary made a stabbing motion with the very knife he used to kill the chihuahua, and Stolas gulped. Nevertheless, he agreed to keep it a secret as Sematary left the palace. Stolas eventually got up, and sighed.
"I need to clean up the mess before Via gets here..." Stolas said as he went to call up some cleaners.
Chapter 124: Duolingo
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
"Hello, Stella! It's time to take your Spanish lessons!"
Confused, Stella looked over her phone, and groaned at what she saw.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me! Now is not the time!" Stella said as she tried to exit the app.
"I'm sorry, but you cannot continue unless you complete your daily Spanish lessons."
By now, Stolas was now getting more and more irritated.
"Stella, I have no time for this nonsense," Stolas firmly said, "Via is going to show up in an hour or so, and I suggest you take your petty ass out of here along with these mutts of yours... or else I'll do it for you..."
"NO! I'M NOT LEAVING!" Stella yelled at the owl's face, "Look, I'm gonna find a way to get out of this stupid app, and then I can show you what I was trying to show you!"
However, no matter what she did, the Duolingo app won't go away. The watchdog then went up to the swan and asked if he could help, which she did. However, when he got the phone he proceeded to slam it on the ground, breaking it.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" Stella yelled as she slapped the watchdog, "YOU DIDN'T NEED TO BREAK MY PHONE!!!"
"What? I was just trying to help!" the watchdog whined as he rubbed the cheek that was slapped. By now, Stolas was done.
"I'M TIRED OF THIS SHIT!!! GET OUT RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!"
But before Stolas can go full-on feral on them all, something strange happened. The phone suddenly shook, and out came what looked to be a green owl. It was none other than Duo the mascot.
"Excuse me, Stella, but breaking your phone will not get you out of your Spanish lessons. Please do them now," Duo stated.
"Princess, please, just do your Spanish lessons real quick, and then we can continue doing what we are doing," the Shar Pei tried to encourage. However, Stella was not about to let the green owl win.
"No..." Stella glared, "You think you can just show up just when I was about to do my plan with Stolass, and ruin EVERYTHING?! ABSOLUTELY NOT!"
Stella then charged at Duo and tackled him to the ground. Just when she was about to throw a punch, however, Duo pulled out a Spanish card and blocked her fist with it.
"¡No, no lo eres!" Duo exclaimed as he shoved Stella away, "That is Spanish for 'No you are not!' Can you say that in Spanish?"
"HOW ABOUT YOU SAY 'FUCK OFF' IN SPANISH?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as he sliced Duo's chest with his knife. Duo ended up screaming and collapsed on the floor crying.
"HOW DARE YOU STAB DUO!!! THAT IS IT!!! PREPARE TO DIE!!!" Stolas shrieked as he went into feral mode and proceeded to shred all three of the hellhounds. Duo and especially Stella watched in horror as a feral Stolas showed zero mercy on the three hellhounds. By the time he was done, all three hellhounds were razed beyond recognition. Once Stolas returned to his normal form, he knelt down to Duo.
"Are you okay?" Stolas asked.
"No... I need help..." Duo sobbed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M FUCKING DONE!!! FUCK YOU, DUO!!! I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON ALL THE LANGUAGES IN THE WORLD!!!" Stella flipped off the two before finally leaving the palace. Stolas sighed before he picked up Duo and took him to the study room to heal him with healing spells. Once Duo was healed, Stolas wanted to speak.
"Duo, why do you always have to interrupt people just for their daily learning language lessons? I know that learning different languages are fun, but you don't need to be so intrusive," Stolas explained.
"I'm sorry, Stolas, but I just want people to make sure they learn their languages and not forget what they've learned. But unfortunately, it looks like Stella had other plans. What was she and her hellhounds trying to do anyway?"
"I have no idea..." Stolas answered, "Apparently, she wanted me tortured for her pleasure. I don't know what she was trying to show me on her phone, but whatever it is, it probably wasn't good, and I'm thankful your app came in just in time to stop her from continuing whatever plan she had for me."
After their chat, Duo decided to return to his world by going back to the app on Stolas's phone. Around this time, Octavia arrived.
"Hey dad, mom told me she met Duo from Duolingo! But she complained that he was rude. What happened?" Octavia asked.
"I can tell you, but... it's sort of a long story..." Stolas said as he got ready to explain to his daughter what happened.
Chapter 125: Mateo Ricardi
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous. I'm honestly surprised it took this long for me to do him lol
Warning: Contains a slur
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“من!”
Everyone turned to who said that, and gasped at who said that. There stood Mateo Ricardi, owner of ASRAR records and sole band member of Ātesh. He was donning his usual black metal makeup from said band.
"OH FUCK NO!!! I KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! You are the biggest Vothana dick rider ever! You make shitty bootlegs on the Vothana demos, call Ken a 'viet-cong rice eater' for having the audacity to call you out on your bullshit, and even the band Ātesh sucks ass! They all sound the same! Now you better tell us what the fuck you're doing here right now, because we were about to do something!" the chihuahua retorted, as it was clear that he did not like Mateo.
"Excuse me?!" Mateo exclaimed, "I'm here because I wanted to meet Stolas because I heard he's a good singer, and I was hoping that I could get some of his powers to improve my work under Ātesh. And what do I see? He is cuffed by some stupid blessed cuffs so you all can do who knows what to him! You all better release him right now!"
"I don't think so!" Stella scoffed, "How about you get out or else I will kill his imp because you wanted to butt in!"
"بسيار خوب! خودت خواستی!" Mateo then proceeded to take out his phone and blast Ātesh songs on it. While most were unbothered by it, the chihuahua cried as he collapsed on the phone.
"TURN IT OFF!!! I HATE ĀTESH!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he covered his ears.
"ALRIGHT, DUDE, YOU GOTTA GO!!!" the watchdog proclaimed as he and the Shar Pei went to escort Mateo out of here. That's when Mateo let out one of his signature high-pitched shrieks, causing both hellhounds to fall on the floor. He then used his spiked armbands to stab the hellhounds, causing them to scream in pain.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! LEAVE MY HELLHOUNDS ALONE!!!" Stella screamed as she charged at Mateo and tackled him to the ground. However, Mateo quickly overpowered her and got on top of her as he began to choke her out.
"SIR, NO!!! DO NOT CHOKE MY WIFE TO DEATH!!!" Stolas screamed as he struggled to get out of the blessed cuffs. He cursed the hellhound for cuffing him too tight. However, he stopped when he heard a crack. Mateo had snapped her neck, killing her.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Stolas collapsed on the floor and cried. Despite what Stella tried to do, she didn't deserve to die. Even the hellhounds looked sorrowful for what happened.
"شما سه تا پنج ثانیه فرصت دارید که بروید وگرنه من شما را هم خواهم کشت..."
Not wanting to suffer the same fate as Stella, all three hellhounds ran out of the room and out of the palace. Mateo then released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KILL HER?!?!" Stolas screamed at him.
"Because, Stolas, she reminded me of that stupid rice eater Ken! I actually pretended I killed him because I'm still mad at him for destroying my records at Hot Shower! He even got ahold of the original cassette release of my sixth demo! When I find out who gave it to him, he is blacklisted forever. By the way, when I find out the identities of the hellhounds, I will also have them blacklisted, because they are ungrateful bastard!"
Mateo took a deep breath before looking at Stolas.
"By the way, would you please lend me some of your musical powers?"
"ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOT!!! FOR KILLING VIA'S MOTHER, YOU ARE PERMANETLY BANNED FROM MY PALACE!!! GOODBYE, JERK!!!" Stolas screamed as he opened up a portal back to Earth and sent Mateo back in it. Once the portal closed, Stolas looked at the corpse of Stella, and sighed.
"What am I going to tell Via...?" Stolas softly said as he thought of a way to explain all of this to his daughter.
Chapter 126: Chris Hansen
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the bedroom, all five were confused at what they were seeing. Inside was what looked to be a man sitting at a table, which was not there.
"Hello, Marcos. Why don't you have a seat?" the man said as he pointed at the Shar Pei.
"Wait, how do you know my name?" Marcos asked.
"Yeah, and how the hell did you get in? Can't you see we are all trying to do something here?!" Stella rudely asked.
"Princess Stella, please. You all need to be a witness to this," the man insisted. Marcos only sighed as he sat, and the other four took their seats. Stolas, on the other hand, looked around, making sure no one was trying to do anything funny. He was still on edge on Stella's threats.
"So, Marcos, does the name 'gothchk17' ring a bell?"
"Um, no sir..." Marcos said, looking a bit worried.
"Wait, that's the username of our daughter Octavia on Voxtagram!" Stolas pointed out.
"Yeah. What does our daughter have to do with anything?" Stella asked.
"Well, we have done some investigations on Marcos surrounding his chats on Voxtagram, and what we've found is very concerning to say the least..." the man said as he pulled out a TV and turned it on. It showed DMs between Marcos and the gothchk17 decoy.
gothchk17: I need a daddy... but not like my actual dad who still thinks I'm 5. I want a daddy who would fuck me silly!
sharpeilover45: Well shit, baby girl, I can be your daddy then... ❤️❤️❤️
Everyone looked shocked at the portion of the DM that they were seeing. Marcos, on the other hand, looked as though he realized that he was in deep shit.
"Stolas, how old is your daughter?" the man asked.
"17."
"Okay, and Marcos, your age?"
"Um... in my early 40s..."
"So what is a man in his early 40s doing talking to a 17 year old girl?" the man asked.
"Look, she needed someone to talk to, and I happened to be the only one available!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!" Stella screamed, "You seriously want to take advantage of MY DAUGHTER, and try and seduce her with your wrinkly ass?!"
"Wow, bro, you are so down bad!" the chihuahua chuckled.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE!!!" Marcos yelled.
"Oh, don't worry. If you think that's bad, wait until you see some of these!"
gothchk17: Daddy... I want you to pound my pussy with your doggy dick... take my virginity away...
sharpeilover45: Let me show you what I got, and then tell me if you want me to take your virginity, my owlet...
[Photo of Marcos's dick]
gothchk17: OH DADDY! I just camed just seeing it! Please make me your breeding bitch!
sharpeilover45: Don't worry, princess... tomorrow, your petite ass is mine... 😈
At this point, everyone was in complete shock and terror at what they were reading. The chihuahua and watchdog were appalled, and it was taking everything in Stella and especially Stolas's power not to completely shred Marcos right then and there.
"Now, let me ask you something, Marcos. What are you doing here?" the man asked.
"I WAS GOING TO WORK WITH STELLA TO TORTURE STOLAS, OKAY?!?! I WASN'T GOING TO DO ANYTHING WEIRD TO OCTAVIA!!!" Marcos screamed and pleaded, but no one was buying it.
"You literally sent all of those texts last night! You came here just to try and fuck my daughter, did you?!" Stolas interrogated.
"...Yeah..." Marcos admitted, causing everyone to gasp.
"MARCOS, YOU FUCKING DICK!!! AS A FATHER MYSELF, YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE DISGRACE!!!" the watchdog screamed.
"I AGREE WITH HIM!!! AND YOU!!! WHO ARE YOU ANYWAY?!?!" Stella pointed at the man.
"I'm Chris Hansen," he confessed.
"No you're not!" Marcos said in denial.
"Yes, I am," Chris said again.
"No you're not..."
"Yes... I am..."
By this point, everyone was going crazy. It is unknown how they didn't recognize Chris Hansen, but once his identity was revealed, they just realized that Chris just exposed Marcos of being a predator live on TV.
"HOLY SHIT!!! THIS IS THE CRAZIEST TWIST OF ALL TIME!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
"YEAH, I CAN'T BELIEVE MARCOS WAS A PEDO WHO WAS IN LOVE WITH OCTAVIA!!!" the watchdog added.
"No! Please! I know what's going to happen! I don't wanna go to jail, please!" Marcos pleaded as he began to cry.
"You should've thought of that before you tried to prey on my daughter..." Stolas glared.
"So I suggest you GET THE FUCK OUT! Or else me and Stolas will do it ourselves..." Stella threatened as she bawled her fists. Marcos had no choice but to leave the room, where the police were waiting. He surrendered peacefully as the police cuffed him and read him his rights.
"Stolas, Stella, I'm so sorry! Please don't let them take me away!"
But no amount of pleading will get them to change their minds, as Marcos was taken into a police car and sent away. Once the police were gone, Stolas turned to Stella.
"What the fuck were you thinking hiring a pedo in your group?!" Stolas confronted!
"Stolas, I had zero knowledge of Marcos trying to seduce our daughter! If I had known, I would've never hired him to begin with!" Stella defended.
"That's a lie! I can't believe I was about to work with that Dr DisRespect wannabe!" the chihuahua scolded.
"I agree! You know what? We're fucking done! Stella, go find someone else to hurt Stolas, because we're not available!" the watchdog proclaimed before he and the chihuahua got in their cars and left.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!" Stella whined, "THINGS WERE GOING SO WELL BEFORE CHRIS HANSEN SHOWED UP!!!"
"You know what, Stella?! I've just about had it with your fucking shenanigans!" Stolas yelled as he opened a portal back to Andrealphus's palace and shoved her in it, "Going forward, you are no longer welcome on this property, and you will get a restraining order where you cannot be near me or Blitzo ever again! And if you ever pull something like this again, then I will make sure you regret being born..."
With that, Stolas closed the portal, intending to send Stella a restraining order shortly after. Chris Hansen had watched the entire ordeal without saying a word. When the portal closed, he spoke.
"I can't imagine what you're going through right now, Prince Stolas. I have a business card for my number as well as some resources. I will send one to Stella too," Chris said as he handed Stolas his business card.
"Thanks. Just make sure Marcos is held accountable for his terrible acts. I can even testify against him if needed," Stolas said.
"Of course, prince," Chris concluded before leaving. Stolas couldn't help but cover his face. He couldn't believe Marcos would try and seduce his daughter and try and prey on her. On the plus side, not only was he exposed and humiliated on TV, but it also stopped him from being tortured.
"I sure hope Stella learns her lesson..." Stolas said as he returned back in the palace to continue preparing for Octavia's visit.
Chapter 127: Bryce Pinkham
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
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Bryce Pinkham was called into Vivienne Medrano's house because she wanted to show him something. Bryce wasn't sure what Vivienne wanted, as she was a bit vague on what it was. Nevertheless, he was hoping that she will share him some new ideas on where to take the series Helluva Boss, especially once Season 2 wrapped up. Once he arrived at the door, he rang the doorbell and Vivienne answered.
"Bryce! I'm so glad you came! Come inside, I want to show you something really cool!" Vivienne said as he let Bryce in.
"Sure, Vivienne. So what did you wanted to show me?" Bryce asked.
"Okay, so you know how many AO3 users write fanfics based on my shows Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss?" Vivienne asked.
"Yeah, I've seen some of them, and it's really interesting how many ideas people have for these shows," Bryce answered, "What about them?"
"Well, there's one that's gotten really popular on the site. So much so that it recently got a TV show airing on Netflix right now! Let me show you!"
Vivienne then opened up the Netflix app on her TV and put on a show called "Selfless" created by Neyane. The show was about Stolas being forced into all sorts of torture sessions by his ex-wife Stella at the hands of hellhounds, and she even went as far as to threaten him with having Blitzo killed should he not follow her orders. As one of the torture sessions played, Bryce looked appalled to see his character Stolas go through all sorts of insane torture and being powerless to stop them with his low self-esteem and blessed restraints. Vivienne, on the other hand, looked ecstatic.
"How crazy is that?! This is one of the best angst fanfics ever!" Vivienne cheered, but Bryce looked stunned.
"Are you kidding me, Vivienne?! What Stolas is going through is not okay! I can't believe Stella would go this far! At least Georgina Leahy isn't like this in real life..."
"Well, if you don't like it, then you don't have to watch it," Vivienne reminded, "In fact, there's been a lot of controversy in the Stolitz community because of it, but I don't really care for it. Anyway, they just released a new episode, and it looks like Striker is joining in! Do you want to do a blind reaction with me?"
"Sure. You put it on while I use the bathroom real quick," Bryce said as he left the living room.
"Okay, well the episode will be starting when you return," Vivienne said as she started the episode. Little did she knew, that Bryce had other plans...
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
Stella, Stella, go away
Torture Stolas another day
Your arrogant brother says it's not okay
Stella, Stella, go away
Everyone turned to who was singing, and gasped at who it was. It was none other than Bryce Pinkham, the voice actor of Stolas. And he was singing a weird parody of the "Rain Rain Go Away" nursery rhyme.
Striker, Striker, go away
Stab Stolas another day
You already did this at your stupid hideout
Striker, Striker, go away
"You have got to be kidding me! Who are you, and why the fuck are you singing that awful song?!" Striker confronted.
"I am Bryce Pinkham, and I am singing this song because you two need to stop your fucking antics towards Stolas! What he did to you two, he does not deserve this!" Bryce confronted.
"Well guess what, Bryce?! HE DOES DESERVE IT! This man cheated on me with a fucking imp, and is weak, pathetic, and an all around nuance! Now I suggest you, as me and Striker are right in the middle of something."
However, Bryce was not going to take no for an answer. He proceeded to pull out an LGBTQ+ pride flag and proceeded to assault Striker with it.
"HEY! DON'T HIT ME WITH THE GAY FLAG!" Striker yelled as he tried to block the attacks.
"No, you stupid homophobes! This is a hate crime because Stolas is gay!" Bryce argued as he also attacked Stella with the flag. During this attack, he hit her phone, and it broke.
"YOU FUCKING DICK! YOU BROKE MY PHONE!" Stella yelled as she slammed her already ruined phone out of anger.
"I DON'T CARE!!! RELEASE HIM AT ONCE AND GET OUT!!!"
"MAKE US YOU STUPID FUCKING BRITISH MAN!!!" Striker screamed before he fought back by kicking the flag away and pulling out a speaker and blasting the song "Swill of the Knaves" by Arghoslent at full blast. Stella also snatched the flag and shredded it with her talons.
"Okay, you jerks asked for it!" Bryce yelled as he suddenly grabbed a still tied down Stolas and swung Stella with him. This caused Stella to be knocked down. When Striker tried to stab Bryce with the angelic knife, he dodged it and roundhouse kicked the cowboy imp before slamming Stolas on his chest, breaking his rib.
"OW! YOU BROKE MY RIB!"
"Fuck off!" Bryce spat as he untied Stolas and motioned him to leave the room, which he did. He then grabbed the speaker and slammed it on the floor, breaking it and ending the song. "Now I suggest you both leave or else I will do worse!"
Striker just nodded and ran out of the room, only to be stopped when a feral Stolas suddenly tackled him and shredded him to pieces.
"OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE STOLASS KILLED STRIKER!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!!!" Stella cried. A feral Stolas then barged in the room and tackled Stella.
"Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you as well..." Stolas sneered.
"Um... it's because I'm pretty...?"
That was the wrong answer, and Stolas decapitated her. He then turned to his normal form and looked at Bryce.
"Thank you for intervening in time. I was not about to go through that shit again..." Stolas sighed, "Why do you sound very similar to me?"
"Well, it's because I am your voice actor," Bryce answered, "You are in a fanfic, and I knew things were only going to get worse from here, which is why I got in and stopped them. You've been hurt for too many lifetimes."
Stolas couldn't believe what he heard. He was stuck in some fanmade fanfiction where he was tortured? Who knew how far things would've spiralled down had they continued then!
"Well, I gotta say, Bryce, you are most certainly very courageous for saving your own character, and for that, I will make you an honorary member of the new family I will have with Blitzo. Once I explain everything to him of course," Stolas then bowed and left the room. Bryce then turned to where a camera was shown, recording the whole ordeal.
"Sorry, Vivienne, but I cannot let this torture go on any longer," Bryce said before turning off the feed. Vivienne had been watching the entire thing go down on her TV, and to say she was shocked would be an underestimate.
"...GOD DAMN, BRYCE!!!"
Chapter 128: Anxiety, Embarrassment, Envy, and Ennui
Notes:
Anyone else loved Inside Out 2 like I did? By the way, after this, I'll begin working on some of the requests from Guardian_Blitz_Rider.
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Ever since the original emotions were kicked out, Anxiety had been working hard to ensure that Val Ortiz respected Riley enough to be on her team and be the best hockey player possible, even if it cost Riley's old friends. Regardless, she was convinced that Riley can be perfect so long as the old emotions weren't getting in the way. And this morning, they were doing their usual practice before practice even began.
"Hey, Anxiety, Ennui told us that we can teleport to other dimensions on her phone!" Envy told the orange emotion.
"That's cool, but not now! We need to focus on preparing for the upcoming game!" Anxiety said as she focused on the console.
"But Anxiety, it's the coolest thing ever!" Envy whined.
"It's true," Ennui brushed off, "I downloaded an app that can take me anywhere. Just last night, I went to Paris. It was alright..."
To prove this, Ennui pulled out an Eiffel tower souvenir she got when at Paris.
"Wow, Ennui! I didn't knew you can do that!" Anxiety exclaimed, "Hey, that gives me an idea! Maybe we can teleport to HockeyLand, where we can get powers to be the best hockey player not just in high school, but of all time! Wayne Gretzky be damned!"
"I don't even think HockeyLand exists..." Ennui sighed.
"I bet it does! What do you say, Embarrassment? You wanna go to HockeyLand?"
Embarrassment nodded, albeit reluctantly, as he was unsure of the plan. Ennui allowed Anxiety to go on her phone to open the app to look for HockeyLand. However, as she searched for the land, she came across an unusual place called "Stolas Goetia Mansion."
"Stolas Goetia Mansion? Who is Stolas?" Anxiety asked.
"Oh, I know Stolas! He's this really cool owl who controls stars and plants, and he's really rich! I want all of his wealth!" Envy said excitingly.
"Stolas is alright, but not as cool as Paimon..." Ennui boringly said.
"Actually, forget HockeyLand! I think Stolas can help us align the stars right to help Riley win the game! We should all come to the mansion and see if he can help us. Wanna give it a shot?"
Everyone nodded, as getting help from an owl demon didn't seem that bad. Anxiety would launch the app to go to the mansion, and they all felt themselves be teleported out of Riley's mind and into Hell.
“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to co-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a portal opened in the room, and out came Anxiety, Embarrassment, Envy, and Ennui, who all fell on the floor. All three stared at them in shock as they got up and looked at their surroundings.
"Oh my goodness! We really are in the palace of Stolas!" Envy shrieked in excitement.
"I guess so..." Anxiety nervously said, "Hi, my name is Anxiety, and these are my friends Embarrassment, Envy, and Ennui. We're here because we needed Stolas to help Riley win her upcoming hockey game so we can be in Val's team!"
"Seriously? Can't you all see we're right in the middle of something?" the watchdog groaned.
"Yes, I suggest you all leave the room. I promise I'll help you with your friend Riley once we're done doing something," Stolas added. However, Anxiety can tell that inside, Stolas was panicking.
"Wait, Stolas, why are you handcuffed? What is going on?" Anxiety asked.
"None of your goddamn business! Now get out!" Stella yelled as she pointed at the door.
"Wait, are you going to KILL HIM?!?!" Anxiety panicked, "Why though? What did he do to you two?!"
"We're not going to kill him, dumbass! Stella has a sadism fetish, and she wants me to hurt Stolas for her pleasure, alright?" the watchdog explained. However, to say that Stella did not appreciate that would be an understatement.
"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM THAT?!?! IT WAS OUR SECRET!!!" Stella screamed.
"What? I just thought they should know since Ms. Anxiety here seems anxious about everything!" the watchdog defended.
"Wow... you both must be real proud of yourselves beating on a defenseless person, huh...?" Ennui sarcastically said.
"Yeah, so we demand that you release him!" Anxiety demanded.
"Or else what? What are you gonna do about it, you orange palm tree?" the watchdog smirked as he crossed his arms. That's when Embarrassment grabbed the watchdog and restrained him. "HEY! GET OFF OF ME!"
"You better release my hellhound right now or else I will have Stolas's imp killed because of your reckless actions!" Stella threatened as she pulled out the live feed, only for Envy to snatch her phone.
"WOW, I LOVE THIS PHONE!!!" Envy shrieked as she ran with the phone and played with it while the swan princess chased her around the room. While that was going on, Anxiety released Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Alright, Stolas, now kill that stupid doggy!" Anxiety exclaimed.
"I can't!" Stolas worryingly answered.
"That's not cool. Do it while Embarrassment still has him..." Ennui sighed as she typed on her phone, not paying mind to the madness.
"Stolas, I swear to fucking Lucifer, if you so much as to lay a fin-"
The watchdog was suddenly interrupted when Stolas went into feral mode and shredded him to pieces. Stella stopped chasing Envy and stared in horror at what Stolas was doing.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD, STOLASS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED HIM!!! HE HAD A FUCKING FAMILY!!!" Stella screamed, but Stolas ignored him. Once the watchdog was finished, Stolas returned to his normal form and glared at the swan.
"Fuck off... last time I will ask nicely..."
"HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY ASS, STOLASS?!?!" Stella yelled as she mocked them by mooning them.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! I'M TAKING DRASTIC MEASURES!!!"
Anxiety then ran around Stella at a very fast pace. By doing this, she created a Storm of Emotions around her, and it ends up overwhelming Stella.
"W- What are you doing?! STOP! OH GOD, PLEASE STOP!!!" Stella screamed as she felt a panic attack building up. Anxiety was effectively using her powers to give Stella a panic attack.
"Anxiety! What are you doing?!" Stolas asked, worried for Stella.
"I will not stop until Stella agrees to leave you alone!" Anxiety proclaimed as she continued to increase the intensity of the Storm of Emotion.
"HELP!!! HELP!!!" Stella breathed heavily as her panic attack got worse.
"ENOUGH!!!"
Stolas ended up charging at the Storm of Emotion to stop Anxiety, but that was the worst thing he could've done. When they both collided, it ended up leading to a chain reaction where the Storm of Emotion exploded, and destroyed the entire room. The good news is, no one died. However, Stella, having barely survived the panic attack, was in a miserable state.
"ugh... fuck you all..." Stella groaned as she got up, her dress and hair a mess from the explosion.
"STELLA!!! JUST!!! GET!!! OUT!!! PLEASE!!!" Stolas screamed as he began to cry, at this point fed up with all of the insanity. Stella only sighed as she left the ruined room in shame. Once she was gone, the owl turned to the four. "What were you all thinking?! Do you realize that you just destroyed my bedroom? You all are extremely lucky no one died!"
"I'm sorry, Stolas, but we just wanted Riley to win her hockey game! We didn't want to hurt anyone!" Anxiety pleaded as Embarrassment hid in a corner out of shame.
"Look, man, you seem cool, so why not help us and we can forget what happened?" Ennui offered. Stolas thought for a moment, and sighed.
"Just this once. But after this, I don't want to see you all again. Clear?"
All four nodded, and Stolas did some modifications in the constellations as well as grant them some spells to help increase Riley's hockey abilities. During this, Anxiety noticed that Stolas had some lingering injuries on him. She wanted to ask him about it, as well as what was going on with Stella and her goon, as it was implied that this was far from the first time she had hurt him for her own pleasure. However, it was clear that the owl was in no mood for talking about it so she left it. Once everything was settled, the four would be sent to a portal back to Riley's mind. Once they were gone, Stolas looked at the destroyed room one last time.
"I just hope Stella stops with her antics..." Stolas hoped as he began to plan for cleaning up and restoring the room.
Chapter 129: Patrick Star
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Eating Krabby Patties?"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were surprised to see it was none other than Spongebob's best friend Patrick.
"No way that is Patrick standing in this room right now!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"Yeah, it's me. Spongebob told me I should come to this place because there was some cool people, so I decided to come check it out," Patrick explained.
"And you just had to pick TODAY to come visit us?!" Stella exclaimed, "Can't you see we're right in the middle of something?"
"And what is that? Hurting this owl? What did he do to you guys?" Patrick asked.
"It's none of your business, bro. Now fuck off and let us do what we need to do!" the chihuahua added.
"Okay, I'll go. But first..."
Patrick suddenly pushed out his stomach onto the Shar Pei, causing the latter to roll on the ground in the middle of the room.
"OW! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" the Shar Pei cried out in pain.
"That's what you get! Now how about you doggies leave and take your momma bird with you?" Patrick asked.
"NEVER!!!" the chihuahua cried as he charged at Patrick with his knife. However, Patrick dodged the knife attack and then took the knife and stabbed the chihuahua in the abdomen, causing him to yelp and whine. "YOU FRICKING JERK!!!"
"Alright, Mr. Buffy, show me what you got!" Patrick giggled at the watchdog, causing the hellhound to get angry.
"YOU WANNA HURT MY FRIENDS?!?! I'LL HURT YOU!!!" the watchdog then let out a scream as he suddenly grabbed Stolas and swung him at Patrick, causing Patrick to fly and crash on a well. However, because of Patrick's soft body, the impact didn't hurt him, and he just giggled. The watchdog went for another swing, only for Patrick to take Stolas from him and threw him at Stella, causing both to crash.
"OUCH!!! HOW DARE YOU HIT ME WITH STOLASS!!!" Stella cried out as she quickly got up, "THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP IS NOW GOING TO DIE!!!"
Stella could barely get her phone out of her pocket when Patrick suddenly grabbed the watchdog and used him as a weapon to knock out Stella. He then used the watchdog to smash her phone.
"HEY! STOP THAT! GOOD GOD, I DID NOT SIGN UP FOR A STARFISH TO WHOOP MY ASS!" the watchdog screamed as he tried to get out of Patrick's grip. By the time he was done, everyone except for Patrick was injured in some form. Patrick then went up to Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs.
"Alright, now are we going to be nice to Stolas going forward?" Patrick asked.
"Go fuck yourself..." the Shar Pei sneered.
"Yeah, you had no business doing all of that!" the chihuahua added.
"I SUGGEST YOU ALL GET THE FUCK OUT BEFORE I SHRED EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU PATHETIC DOGGIES TO MILLIONS OF FUCKING PIECES!!!" Stolas warned as he began to go feral. All three hellhounds gulped as they got up and ran out of the room while also carrying a still unconscious Stella. Once they were all out, Stolas turned to Patrick.
"Um, Patrick... I suppose I should thank you for saving me. However, did you really had to chuck me at Stella? How did you gain the strength to do all of that?"
"Stolas, you can't always expect my usual brand of stupidity. I like to mix it up. Keeps you on your toes." Patrick defended. As weird as that statement was, Stolas supposed that Patrick was a lot smarter than people thought. Stolas decided to open up a portal back to Bikini Bottom for Patrick to enter. Once he went in and the portal closed, he looked around, and then sighed.
"How am I going to tell Via all of this?" Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 130: Stella and Dess's Punishment Day
Notes:
I know I technically did Andrealphus already, but I figured I'd have another go with him since he's now officially part of the Selfless canon now. This is an alternative ending to Chapter 23 where Andrealphus actually puts his foot down.
Warning: Contains sexual assault
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
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Still, they were merciful enough to let him breath a bit when alternating between the two features, and it was during that moment that someone else entered the room.
“Ah, dear sister, I was hoping you were still up! I finally finished my meeting…”
The peacock slowly stopped talking and walking toward the table as he first noticed the presence of the hellhound, then his gaze drifted until it landed on Stolas, laying on his side, not even bothering to try and sit knowing how pointless it would be in a matter of seconds, minutes at most.
"STELLA GOETIA! WHAT IN THE WORLD IS GOING ON HERE?!"
Stella was taken aback at Andrealphus's sudden outburst, and the watchdog gulped when he realized that they were exposed.
"What? Can't you see I was trying to have a bit of fun for myself?" Stella said as she sipped her tea. However, Andrealphus smacked it out of her hand and slapped it.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO YOUR EX-HUSBAND!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT HE DID!!! THERE IS NO NEED TO DO ALL OF THIS TO HIM!!!" Andrealphus yelled as he took out the dildo from Stolas's cloaca and released him from the cuffs. "How long has this been going on? Because from the looks of it, this is FAR from the first time!"
"Dude, what your sister is doing to him is none of your concern! Now how about you fuck off?!" the watchdog clapped back.
"You know what? I am done, Stella! I am fucking done with your antics! You two are getting a punishment day!" Andrealphus declared.
"A PUNISHMENT DAY?!?! OH FUCK NO!!! I AM NOT ABOUT TO GET PUNISHED!!!" Stella burst out as she tried to leave, but Andrealphus tackled her and restrained her with the blessed cuffs.
"HEY! LEAVE STELLA ALONE!" the watchdog yelled as he tried to stop Andrealphus, but the peacock froze him in place.
"For your first punishment, I will shove this dildo inside you and make you go through the highest settings.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE..." Stella warned, but yelped when Andrealphus ripped up her panties and violently shoved the large dildo inside her vagina. She screamed as he put it right on the highest setting before using the shocks to hurt her to no end. Stolas, still out of energy from the last torture and sexual assault, was left with no choice but to watch the swan go through pain with the dildo alongside the watchdog. The watchdog also cried seeing his crush be hurt. But that was only half of it. Once he took out the dildo, he then inserted it in her anus and violated her with it as well. By the time the torture was over, Stella was in an arguably worse state than Stolas, and mascara tears ran down her face.
"A- Alright... you made your point... now please stop and leave us be..." the watchdog pleaded as Andrealphus unfroze him.
"Oh no! I'm just getting started! For your second punishment, Dess, you will have to call your family and confess to everything you've done!" Andrealphus said as he called Dess's family.
"NO!!! PLEASE DON'T!!! MY WIFE AND KIDS WON'T WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH ME IF THEY FIND OUT WHAT I'VE BEEN DOING!!!" Dess yelled as he got on his knees and pleaded, but to no avail. He didn't even knew how Andrealphus knew his name and family, nor how he got their phone numbers. Eventually, the phone picked up.
"Hey Dess, what's up?" Dess's wife asked with the kids in her lap.
"Honey... please don't hate me, but... For the past month... I have been working with Stella to torture Prince Stolas and rape him. And we did that session now..." Dess said with as much guilt and shame as the call was then shown a screen of Stolas. Dess cried as he heard his kids cry in the background.
"WHAT THE FUCK, DESS?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID ALL OF THAT!!! YOU DO REALIZE THE ARS GOETIA DON'T CARE ABOUT US, AND STELLA WAS ONLY USING YOU AS A PAWN, RIGHT?!?! THAT'S IT!!! I AM FILING FOR A DIVORCE, AND YOU ARE NEVER SEEING YOUR CHILDREN AGAIN!!! GOODBYE, SADIST!!!"
And with that, she hung up, and both Stella and Dess look devastated.
"Alright, now for your third punishment, you two will be force fed a jar of maggots, and you will have to eat every single thing inside!" Andrealphus exclaimed as he handed them a jar of maggots.
"Okay, you piece of good for nothing grounding shit!" Stella yelled.
"Yeah! Fuck you for destroying my family!" Dess added as he flipped the bird at the peacock.
"OH!!! OH!!! OH!!! OH!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!!" Andrealphus screamed in their faces, "STELLA AND DESS!!! FOR INSULTING ME, YOU TWO HAVE AN ADDITIONAL PUNISHMENT!!! AND YOU BOTH HAVE TO EAT TWO JARS OF MAGGOTS AS WELL!!!"
Stella and Dess have no other choice but to eat both of maggots. It was a miracle that they didn't throw up, but now they felt sick.
"Now Stolas, I'll let you decide on the fourth punishment," Andrealphus offered, and Stolas nodded.
"I have an idea! For your fourth punishment, you two will be forced to kill that Shar Pei and chihuahua of yours!" Stolas said as he portal both other hellhounds to the palace before Andrealphus restrained them with ice.
"Hey! What gives?!" the Shar Pei exclaimed, only to stop when both Stella and Dess were given angelic weapons.
"Um... what's going on...?" the chihuahua nervously said.
"For everything you've two have done to me, I will force Stella and your other buddy to kill you two!" Stolas explained.
"And Stella and Dess, if you do not follow through with this, then you both get even more additional punishments!" Andrealphus threatened. Stella and Dess shook as they pointed the guns at the two hellhounds, who were now crying.
"Please... don't do this..." the Shar Pei wept.
"Yeah, I'm so sorry for everything! Please don't kill me!" the chihuahua cried out.
"You all should've thought of that before you decided to work with my bitch of an ex! NOW SHOOT HIM!!!" Stolas commanded. Both the swan and watchdog shot at the other two hellhounds, killing them. Both then collapsed on the floor and cried as Andrealphus disposed of their bodies.
"Alright, for your fifth punishment, you both will be forced to change genders," Andrealphus said.
"NO!!! I DON'T WANNA BE TRANS!!!" Stella cried out.
"YEAH!!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO TROON OUT!!!" Dess added.
"Too fucking bad!" Stolas retorted, and both Stella and Dess were forced to be trans.
Editor's note: Both Stella and Dess's names are changed to Stefano and Daisy respectively
"OH NO!!! MY BOOBS AND LONG HAIR!!!" Stefano cried out.
"YEAH!!! AND I NO LONGER HAVE MY MUSCLES!!!" Daisy screamed as she felt her thin arms.
"Ha ha! You two look so hideous with that new look!" Stolas laughed out, "Now for your sixth punishment, you both must take super hot showers.
Both the swan and watchdog were dragged into the shower, and the water was turned on to extremely hot water. They both screamed as they felt their skin burned. Once they were out, they were covered in burns.
"Now for your seventh punishment, Octavia will beat your asses to a pulp with a spiked baseball bat. I have informed her of what you all have been doing to Stolas, and she is extremely pissed to say the least!" Andrealphus said, and Octavia came bursting into the room with a spiked bat.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU AND YOUR PATHETIC GOONS HAVE BEEN HURTING AND RAPING MY DAD BEHIND MY BACK!!! THAT IS IT!!! PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!!!" Octavia screamed before she beated their asses with the spiked bat.
"OW OW OW!!! OCTAVIA, DON'T BEAT ON YOUR FORMER MOTHER!!!" Stefano cried out.
"YEAH, PLEASE!!! I'M SORRY!!! I'M SO FUCKING SORRY!!!" Daisy screamed and tried to block the attacks, but to no avail. Once the beating was done, Octavia spat on them.
"Uncle Andy, can I also give them a punishment?" Octavia asked.
"Sure, Via! I don't see a problem with that!" Andrealphus agreed.
"Alright, for your eighth punishment, you two will be castrated by dad!" Octavia smirked in an evil way.
"NO!!! STOLASS, DON'T YOU DARE!!!" Stefano screamed, but it fell on deaf ears, and both screamed as Stolas used his powers to rip off their genitals.
"Now for your ninth punishment, you both must sing 'We Can Go Gyatt for Gyatt' while you are being recorded and humiliated!" Stolas proclaimed. Both sighed before they began to sing.
We can go gyatt for gyatt
Fuck that, we can go rizz for rizz
Nineteen bucks for the Fortnite card
Double pump with the fanum tax
I got the aura, the sigma, the ligma,
and Livvy, she say I got rizz
It's got to the point that I don't even care,
I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear
Stolas, Andrealphus, and Octavia all laughed their asses off while recording the two singing that brainrot song. Octavia also had been livestreaming it so everyone got to see the two embarrass themselves in the humiliating form. Once they were all done, Stefano and Daisy felt like they lost half of their braincells singing that.
"Now for your tenth punishment, Stefano, you will be exiled from the Ars Goetia permanently. And Daisy, you will no longer be classified as a hellhound, but a bitch!" Andrealphus said. Before they knew it, Stefano lost his title at the Ars Goetia, and Daisy was forced to be a bitch, who have even less right than imps and hellhounds.
"Well, I was going to end it there, but you both got an additional punishment for insulting me. But I don't know what the additional punishment should be..." Andrealphus pondered.
"I know!" Stolas answered, "I know someone who can answer that!"
Helluva_Sus was seen in his room chilling when he suddenly saw a portal form in his room. He was shocked to see Stolas, Andrealphus, Octavia, Stefano, and Daisy all walk in.
"No fucking way! It's the characters from Helluva Boss! And who are these two?" Helluva_Sus pointed at Stefano and Daisy.
"Hello, Helluva_Sus. We are about to wrap up the punishment day for Stefano and Daisy, but we don't know how to end it. So we'd like for you to give us the final punishment," Stolas explained. Helluva_Sus thought for a moment before he answered.
"I have an idea! For their final punishment, send their asses to Venus!" Helluva_Sus offered.
"That's a great punishment! Enjoy your stay at Venus!" Octavia mocked before both the swan and watchdog were thrown in a portal to Venus, forced to spend the rest of their miserable lives in this hostile planet. Once both were done, the owl prince thanked Helluva_Sus before they all returned back to hell.
"...What the fuck just happened?" Helluva_Sus asked himself.
Notes:
No way Helluva_Sus made a guest appearance in this bitch 😳
Chapter 131: Voodoo Dolls
Notes:
Requested by Basil
Also, I'll be including an OC named Harper, who appears in the comic "A Friend at the Store" by elcee_rod, which you can check out here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50971511/
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Harper entered into the icy palace of Andrealphus, not really bothered by the cold. The owl had been friends with Octavia for a while now, and both were becoming close. She wasn't sure why Octavia wanted to see her today, as she sounded pretty dissonant at the phone. Nevertheless, she was excited to see what fun the princess had. She entered into the room where Octavia was at.
"Hello, Octavia! I'm here for some fun!" Harper introduced, but then stopped when she noticed Octavia looked a bit sad. "Octavia, what is wrong?"
"Harper... I just found something really disheartening about my mother..." Octavia began, clearly trying not to cry, "I found some VHS tapes that my mom had in her room. I normally don't look into it since I know she doesn't like it when I rummage through her belongings. But they were titled in something weird. I decided to watch them and... just watch for yourself..."
Octavia then turned on the TV and played one of the tapes she digitalized. Harper gasped as she saw what looked to be three hellhounds torturing her father while he was restrained in blessed cuffs. Her teal eyes ended up tearing up when she watched the hellhounds get on top of him and Stella forced him to apologize as he was choking and having trouble breathing.
"Oh my goodness! I cannot believe she has been doing this to him!" Harper cried out, and Octavia decided now would be a good time to stop the video, "You need to bring this to the police! What they're doing is wrong!"
"If that was an option, I would've done so by now and won't need you here," Octavia sighed, "Maybe the hellhounds would be in trouble, but my mom would only get a slap on the wrist at worst. That is why I have a much better, and even funnier way to stop her..."
Octavia then pulled out what looked to be dolls of Stella and the hellhounds.
"These are voodoo dolls I had custom made," Octavia explained, "Today, she and her goons are returning back to his palace to hurt him some more, and I'm not letting her hurt him anymore. I have access to the cameras to watch them, and I'll use the voodoo dolls to beat them up!"
"Okay, but what am I going to do?" Harper asked.
"Oh, you'll just watch with me. I think you'll find it funny!" Octavia giggled.
"Okay, Via, I trust you. But what if it doesn't work?" Harper worryingly asked.
"I have a back up, but I'll show it when it's time," Octavia responded as she turned on the security camera.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
She shot a glance to the wrinkled hellhound who extended his arm toward Stolas.
“Give me your phone”, he commanded.
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"Um, Octavia, I think you should do it now," Harper advised, "I don't know what the Shar Pei guy is doing."
"He's installing a tracker on his phone," Octavia noted as she looked at the screen of Stolas's phone, "Don't worry, I'll strike when they least expect it..."
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“Good! Now, you!” She added for the hellhound who bought Stolas in. “Do whatever you like to him to punish him for ever thinking he could escape this. Then we’ll be able to get started.”
“How hard should I go on him?”
“It wouldn’t be fun to go too hard so soon, but I don’t want this to become a habit and for him to think it’s ok to search for a way out, so… Find something… Striking, perhaps?”
She had barely finished her sentence when the chihuahua was suddenly hit in the face by an unknown object, causing him to yelp and fall down.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHO PUNCHED ME?!?!" the chihuahua cried out. Everyone looked at Stolas.
"What?! I didn't do that!" Stolas defended.
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"My goodness! It really did work!" Octavia laughed from recounting the chihuahua getting punched.
"Can I try?" Harper asked as she grabbed the chihuahua doll.
"Sure, go ahead!"
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"You know, when she said 'striking', she didn't mean use your fucking telekinesis powers to punch him in the face!" the watchdog scolded the owl.
"I literally did not use my magic!" Stolas defended.
"You know what? Just for that, I'm breaking BOTH of your forearms!" the chihuahua growled as he went up the Stolas. However, he felt his body levitate on the floor. He then suddenly felt himself be launched at Stella, and both crashed.
"OW! HOW DARE YOU COLLIDE WITH ME!" Stella groaned in pain as they both struggled to get up. Suddenly, both the Shar Pei and watchdog also felt themselves lift up before they both were launched and collapsed on each other.
"HOLY FUCK!!! STOP LIFTING US UP AND THROWING US AROUND!!!" the Shar Pei cried out.
"And how would I have done all of that?" Stolas asked as he crossed his arms in annoyance.
"You want your imp to d- AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Stella screamed as she felt her body be launched through the ceiling, trapping her from above. All three hellhounds then ended up being lifted yet again and being slammed against the floor multiple times.
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Both owlets giggled as they motioned the dolls to hit the floor multiple times.
"Alright, ready for the grand finale, Harper?" Octavia asked.
"Heck yeah!" Harper said as she grabbed the Stella doll.
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Stella felt herself be jerked out of the ceiling and crashing on the floor. By this point, all four were in such a miserable state.
"My goodness... I know you all have subjected me to too much bullshit already, but this was unacceptable..." Stolas said out of pity.
"BRO, WE KNOW YOU DID THIS!!! AND I'M PRETTY SURE MY BACK IS BROKEN!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
"I AGREE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" Stella added. But then all four levitated yet again and suddenly spun around really fast.
"STOP!!! I'M GETTING DIZZY!!!" the Shar Pei yelled.
"Oh god..." the watchdog gulped before vomiting, creating a circle of vomit that splashed around the area and nearly hit Stolas. They stopped spinning, but then everyone screamed when all of their limbs suddenly jerked into unnatural positions, breaking them.
"FUCK!!! THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!!!" Stella yelled in pain. For the grand finale, all four launched faster than ever as they all crashed in a window and fell to their deaths.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE THAT HAPPENED!!!" Stolas screamed as he looked out of the window, gasping at seeing their splattered bodies on the ground. "WHOEVER YOU ARE, SHOW YOURSELF!!!"
Stolas was suddenly interrupted when he got a call from his phone. It was Octavia, who wanted to FaceTime him. He answered and tried to act as normal as possible. "Oh, hello, my dear owlet! What brings you here?"
"Dad, don't act stupid. Me and my friend Harper knew what mom has been doing, and I wasn't going to let her hurt you anymore. So I decided to take matters into my own hands."
Octavia and Harper then showed Stolas the voodoo dolls, which caused Stolas to gasp.
"Via, you actually used voodoo dolls to torture them?! But how?!" Stolas asked.
"Well, we used the security cameras to see what was going on, and we used them to hurt them. I'm sorry if we acted a bit too harshly, but honestly, I don't think anyone will miss them..."
"But what about your mother?" Stolas asked, but Octavia sighed.
"She stopped being my mother the moment she hurt us..." Octavia simply stated. Stolas only nodded, not wanting to push any further.
"Um... okay... well, I greatly appreciate your help, Octavia. Who knows what they would've done had you not intervened!"
"Yeah..." Octavia slightly chuckled, "So... you want me and Harper to return to the palace?"
"Of course! I sure could use some company, as well as some help for cleaning up their bodies," Stolas answered.
"Dad, we have cleaners for a reason..." Octavia groaned at the thought of cleaning her mother's corpse.
"I'm just joking, Starfire! I'll see you at the palace!" Stolas concluded before hanging up. Octavia then went to pack a bag.
"Well, Via, I'm not going to lie, it was really fun playing with the voodoo dolls!" Harper exclaimed.
"Yeah. And hopefully, dad won't be hurt anymore..." Octavia optimistically said as she packed.
Chapter 132: Ash Ketchum and Pikachu
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider, as well as any future Pokémon episodes I plan to write
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Ash Ketchum and Pikachu woke up feeling a bit dazed. From what they remembered, they were walking with their group before suddenly being hit in the head and being knocked out. Upon their visions getting more and more clearer, both Ash and his Pokémon were shocked to find that they were in some sort of city, but it looked to have been populated with all sorts of demons.
"Hey! How did we go from the Viridian Forest to this place?" Ash asked.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu shrugged, as he didn't knew why they were here either.
"First time in Hell, mortals?"
Both turned to see who said that, and found that it was what looked to be an elderly imp male.
"Excuse me sir, but can you explain to me and Pikachu where are we exactly? Did you just say Hell?" Ash asked.
"Yes. More specifically, you are in Imp City in the Pride ring," the old man confirmed, "When you die, if you don't go to Heaven, you get sent here instead."
Ash couldn't believe what he was hearing. He and Pikachu are in hell?!
"Oh come on! That's not fair! What did me and Pikachu do to deserve going here?!" Ash exclaimed.
"Pikachu...?" Pikachu reminded.
"Come on, Pikachu! She won't shut up, and I had to get rid of her somehow!" Ash defended.
"Well, young man, I would also like to remind you that you'll be staying here for eternity before you die from the rampant crime or from the annual Extermination. Have fun!"
And just like that, the old man left. Ash sighed as he and Pikachu explored around the city, in shock of how dark and disturbing some parts of the city are.
"This is just great. Now how am I going to continue my journey without my friends? Are there any other Pokémon around here?" Ash asked.
"Pikachu," Pikachu said, unsure. As they continued to walk, they stumbled upon what looked to be a palace. More specifically, it was the palace of Prince Stolas of the Ars Goetia.
"Oh wow! That palace looks nice! Perhaps we should go inside!" Ash thought.
"Pikachu!" Pikachu warned, worried that trespassing would cause trouble.
"Don't worry, Pikachu. Fortunately, we still have our bag with our belongings, so if something goes wrong, we can get some assistance. Now come on! Let's go inside!" Ash exclaimed as he stepped onto the property.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before they can actually start, however, something strange happened. The door opened, and in came Ash and Pikachu.
"Wow! I've never seen these two before! Let's see what the Pokédex says!" Ash said as he scanned a confused Stella and Stolas with the Pokédex.
"These are Goetians. They are extremely powerful royals demons that can go into feral mode, use their powers to teleport and manipulate their close surroundings, and can shred lower class demons at ease. Fight and catch them with caution," the Pokédex warned.
"Wow, Goetians sure are cool Pokémon! And it looks like one is already captured! This should be easy!" Ash said as he threw a Poké Ball at a still restrained Stolas. He was sent into the Poké Ball and it shook for a moment before the capture was successful. "WOW! We caught a Goetian Pokémon!"
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!" Stella screamed, "You think you can just barge in here and capture my pathetic ex-husband?! Release him out of that contraption and GET OUT! We were right in the middle of something!"
"Uh oh! Looks like his wife isn't very happy with us. Hey Pikachu! You wanna fight that Pokémon?" Ash asked his Pokémon.
"How about you stop calling us Pokémon? It's getting annoying!" the Shar Pei sternly told Ash, but he didn't take a hint.
"Alright, let's battle! Pikachu, use Thunderbolt!" Ash commanded. Pikachu sighed before he unleashed the Thunderbolt move on the chihuahua hellhound. This electrocuted the hellhound, and he collapsed on the floor and had a seizure. By the time the move was over, the chihuahua was dead.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!" the watchdog screamed as the Shar Pei cried from losing his friend.
"Well, it looks like that chihuahua wasn't very good at fending off electric attacks," Ash shrugged. However, Stella was extremely pissed, and wanted vengeance.
"You know what, kid? You wanna play this game? WE'LL PLAY THIS GAME, ALRIGHT!" Stella then turned to the watchdog, "Kick that fucking yellow rodent!"
The watchdog nodded before running up to Pikachu and kicking him like he were a soccer ball. Pikachu let out a distressed "PIKACHU!" as he flew across the room before hitting the wall and falling on the floor. Pikachu ended up coughing up blood.
"HEY! THAT WAS NOT FAIR!" Ash scolded, but the watchdog simply laughed.
"That's what you get, you stupid brat! Now release Stolas and leave right now or else not only will I do the same to you, but we'll also kill that imp sex slave of his because you both wanted to act like heroes!" the watchdog warned. But Ash wasn't going to end this. He quickly healed up Pikachu before engaging in another move.
"Pikachu, use Electro Ball!"
Pikachu then formed an Electro Ball before throwing it at the watchdog. The attack was powerful enough to not only electrocute the watchdog to death, but it also hit the Shar Pei and Stella, and they both got injured from the shock.
"FUCK! THAT SHIT HURT!" the Shar Pei cried out.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE!!!" Stella screamed as she went to send the signal, but then realized that her phone was ruined from the electrocution. "OH FUCK OFF!!!"
"Alright, now let's finish this! Pikachu, use Thunder Wave!"
Pikachu then released a ton of lightning bolts that attacked both the Shar Pei and Stella in several points. Both screamed and cried as they were heavily electrocuted, which was worse than the previous attacks. Eventually, both collapsed and died.
"WE DID IT! WE FINALLY DEFEATED THE POKÉMON!" Ash cheered as he and Pikachu high-fived. Afterwards, Ash decided to release Stolas from the Poké Ball. When Stolas was brought out, he gasped at the carnage.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!?!" Stolas demanded.
"Well, the other Goetian Pokémon wanted to fight us, and we decided to engage in battle. She was able to use one of her hellhounds to hurt Pikachu, but we came back easily," Ash explained as he released Stolas from the blessed cuff. However, Stolas was pissed.
"First of all, young man, why do you keep referring to us as Pokémon? I am not a Pokémon, and neither is Stella! Are you mentally challenged or something? Second, you also do realize that Stella is a mother, right? Oh dear, what would Octavia think when she finds out what you two did?!"
Unfortunately, it was right around that time that Octavia showed up, and when she saw her mother dead on the floor, she screamed in an agonized, sorrowful way as she ran to her corpse and hugged her as she cried. Ash ended up looking guilty, realizing he messed up big time.
"Oh no... I'm so sorry for this... don't worry! We can take her to the Pokémon Center, where Nurse Joy can heal her!" Ash offered.
"JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Stolas threatened as he went semi-feral. Ash and Pikachu got scared and ran out of the door. Stolas calmed down and went to hug his daughter, who was still crying. "I'm so sorry, Octavia..."
"W- What happened...?" Octavia wept. Stolas sighed, not knowing how to explain all of this to her.
Chapter 133: Christopher Saint Booth and Philip Adrian Booth
Notes:
Everyone knows that Stella's got ulterior motives...
Chapter Text
Christopher and Philip were called into the studio one day because their managers wanted to discuss an unusual circumstances surrounding the song "Ulterior Motives", a once lost song that was found in a porno of all places. Both brothers entered the conference room to speak to the manager Adam.
"So, Adam, what's up with the song?" Christopher asked.
"Well, the Internet has taken the song 'Ulterior Motives' and trying to rewrite its history in the worst way possible..." Adam said as he turned on the TV, "Basically, a bunch of kids on TikTok were still upset about the song being found in Angels of Passion, and wanted to change its origins to something else. Around this time was when some footage leaked from Hell, and they decided to use that footage on the song. Take a look for yourselves."
Adam then played the footage, and what Christopher and Philip saw would shock them both. The footage was one of the infamous torture sessions that Stella recorded, and it was the infamous one with Striker, where he tied up Stolas with angelic rope before using an angelic knife coated in pain gel on the poor owl. The most disturbing thing wasn't the torture or the screams of Stolas, but the fact that the song "Ulterior Motives" was playing in the background of this insane torture.
"Oh my goodness! We cannot believe that TikTok is exploiting this man's misery with our song!" Philip exclaimed.
"I agree. We were just trying to make a song for Angels of Passion, not for this cowboy to get his sadist on! Do you know the people behind the video?" Christopher asked.
"Well, I did some research myself. The cowboy imp behind the torture is named Striker, and the owl is Prince Stolas. The woman's voice in the background was harder to track down, but I was able to identify her as Princess Stella. Both the owl and swan are royals in the Ars Goetia, and apparently, this started after they divorced."
Both Christopher and Philip were shocked to hear this.
"Well we gotta stop her and her goons! Adam, do you know if there's a way to get to Hell?" Philip asked.
"I know there's a portal app that can take you there, but I strongly advise not to do this..." Adam warned, "I mean, Hell is a dangerous place, and who knows what those Goetians can do to you!"
"That's why we're going to arm ourselves, because I don't want anything bad to happen to us. Hopefully, we can reason with them and get them to realize that exploiting our song is not good," Christopher said. He and Philip then got the necessary equipment to go to Hell before downloading the app and opening a portal.
"Alright, let's go in and kick ass!" Philip exclaimed as he and Christopher entered into the portal.
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"STOP RIGHT THERE!!!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and gasped at what looked to be two humans.
"Who the fuck are you guys, and how did you get in?!" the Shar Pei confronted.
"I am Christopher Saint Booth, and this is my brother Philip. We just got word that Stella used the footage to try and rewrite the history of our song 'Ulterior Motives' with the help of TikTok by making one of the torture sessions as the true origin of the song and not Angels of Passion!"
To prove this, Christopher pulled out his phone and played the video with the song. All three hellhounds were surprised that Stella recorded that session, but Stella was pissed.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE VIDEO LEAKED ON EARTH!!!" Stella screamed, "Look, I had nothing to do with whatever the people on that site did with your stupid song. Now how about you two screw off, as we were just about to do something!"
"Like what? 'Go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!'" Philip mocked.
"Yeah! Not only do you want to hurt your ex yet again, but you want to RAPE HIM?! What the fuck is wrong with you all?!" Christopher yelled.
"Look, you two, what we do to Stolas is none of your concern. Now I suggest you listen to Stella and leave or else we'll rape your old asses as well!" the watchdog threatened.
Something in your eyes makes me realize
How strange it seems
Something in your smile could be up on trial
Of broken dreams
When Christopher and Philip began to perform the song, Stolas felt himself float above them and away from Stella and the hellhounds.
"HEY! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU ALL THINK YOU'RE DOING?!?!" Stella yelled as she and the hellhounds tried to catch the still restrained owl, but with no luck.
You're counting all your sheep in disguise
Caught up in the world of lies
Everyone knows it, you’ve got
Ulterior motives, tell me the truth
Every move shows it (Ah-ha)
Don't you realize that you're telling lies?
When the chorus was sung, actors and actresses of the porno Angels of Passion suddenly appeared and began to have sex on the bed. Stella and the hellhounds also lost their clothes and were forced to participate in the sex.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL COME FROM?!?!" the Shar Pei yelled as he felt his dick go in the woman's mouth.
"YEAH, THIS IS WEIRD BRUH!!!" Stella screamed as she moaned from having her pussy licked.
"You know what else is weird, Stella? You saying 'bruh'," the chihuahua commented as he was thrown in a threesome.
If something’s on your mind, spit it out and find
The perfect scam
All your truth and dares, do you really care
Just who I am?
"Alright, you two, you made your point! Now let me go!" Stolas exclaimed as he tried to fight the levitation.
"Alright, we'll release you!" Christopher said as he lowered Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs. Stolas then grabbed his red robe and ran out the room.
"STOLASS!!! GET BACK HE- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Stella screamed and moaned as she came. The other three hellhounds also cum shortly after. Once everyone was spent, the characters from Angels of Passion suddenly disappeared.
"So... are you gonna say sorry?" Philip asked.
"NEVER!!!" Stella screamed, "IN FACT, SINCE YOU TWO BROKE IN AND RUINED EVERYTHING, I AM KILLING THAT IMP OF HIS!!!"
But when Stella went to get her phone, she realized that it wasn't there.
"Oh, your phone? Well, while you all were distracted with that, we took it and broke it," Christopher said as he showed Stella's phone that was snapped in half.
"YOU FRICKING JERK!!!" Stella screamed as she slapped Christopher in the face. Philip immediately retorted by shooting her in the shoulder. "OW!!!"
"YOU ALL SCREW OFF RIGHT NOW!!! YOU HAVE ALL OUTSTAYED YOUR WELCOME!!!" Philip threatened. All four gulped before finally leaving, with Stella groaning from the pain in her shoulder. Both brothers followed them closely to ensure they left and not try and start anything else. Once they were gone, both brothers went to look for Stolas. They found him crying in a corner.
"You two have no idea what they did to me... they were going to... they were going to rape me..." Stolas wept as Christopher when to hug the owl prince.
"I know, and we're so sorry that you have to go through all of that," Christopher gave his condolences, "But you know what? You have supporters in Earth. And we hope that after this, that Stella won't bother you ever again."
"Yeah, cause next time, I'll shoot her a lot more than just her shoulders!" Philip added. Stolas nodded, and decided to send out a restraining order to Stella and her goons to ensure they leave him as well as all of I.M.P. alone. Soon after, Blitzo suddenly came barging into the palace looking scared.
"STOLAS, WHAT THE FUCK?!" Blitzo exclaimed, "I WAS JUST SHOWN VIDEO OF STRIKER TORTURING YOU WHILE STELLA MOCKED YOU!!! OCTAVIA ALSO WATCHED IT AND IS CRYING A WHOLE ASS OCEAN!!! AND WHO THE FUCK ARE THESE TWO?!?!"
"Blitzo, please calm down!" Stolas calmed the worried assassin down, "This is Christopher and Philip. Stella returned with her group to try and hurt me again, but they came just in time to stop them. I also sent out severe restraining orders so they can't bother me again. I'd also advise you do not go hunting them yourselves, as that would not be a good idea."
"You sure about that, birdie? I want to give that bitch a taste of her own medicine!" Bitzo growled.
"She will, but once the higher ups see what she's been doing, needless to say, her reputation is finished," Stolas assured.
"Okay, um... I think we're gonna go now..." Christopher said as he opened up a portal back to Earth. "You both take good care of yourself now!"
"You too!" Stolas replied as they both went inside and closed it. Once they were gone, both Stolas and Blitzo looked deadpan.
"So... now what...?"
Chapter 134: Sissy Tito
Notes:
Whatever you do, DO NOT look up sissytito on XVideos! (Worst mistake ever)
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the room, all five gasped at who was in the room. There was what looked to be a human male, but was dressed very girly. He had pink bows on his hear, a pink heart crop top, pink boots, and no bottomwear, exposing his tiny penis. Before anyone could say anything, the man began to sing a very embarrassing song.
The huge fat dicks are my favorite
Because they are so exciting
They are so big and I love dicks
I love dicks so much inside!
I love dicks inside my bootyhole
Because I love those big huge fat cocks
I love the dick! I love the penises!
I love the huge fat cocks inside
Inside of me! Inside my bootyhole!
Inside of here, right over there
They feel so nice when big dicks stick in there
In my bootyhole!
When the man sang that humiliating song, all three hellhounds burst out in laughter at just how degrading the man was. Stolas and especially Stella, on the other hand, looked disgusted.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU ACTING SO RETARDED RIGHT NOW?!?!" Stella screamed.
"My name is Tito, and I love dick inside my bootyhole!" he said before moaning.
"HOLY SHIT, THIS IS THE MOST HILARIOUS SHIT I'VE EVER SEEN!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as he and his buddies continued to laughed.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" Stella yelled at the hellhounds before turning to Tito, "Look, sissy, we are going to do some very important in this room, so can you sing your love for dicks elsewhere?"
However, not only did Tito refused, but what he did next would be shocking. He suddenly pulled out a large dildo and began to insert it in his ass. Stella vomited upon watching him shove it inside.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!! THIS IS SO GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSS!!!" Stella whined.
"Why is this turning me on?" Stolas whispered, feeling his cloaca get wet from the sight.
"Alright, enough of this," the watchdog said as he went to escort Tito out of here, However, Tito quickly took the dildo out and hit the watchdog with it in the face. "HEY! GET YOUR STINKY DILDO OUT OF HERE!"
"Sorry, doggy, but I'd prefer if you took out your big cock and stick it in my bootyhole!" Tito teased as he shook his ass.
"Bro, get your fruity ass out of here! We're not about to do that gay shit here!" the chihuahua said as he and the Shar Pei also went up to Tito to help escort him out, but Tito continued to threaten them with the dildo while teasing them.
"Come on, doggies! Show me a good time!" Tito sung.
"Alright, you want a good time? We'll give you a good time alright!" the watchdog growled as he restrained Tito and placed him in blessed cuffs.
"HEY! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO CUFF HIM, NOT THAT GIRLY BOY!" Stella yelled, but the hellhounds ignored him.
"Oooooh, getting kinky, huh?" Tito smirked.
"SHUT UP!" the Shar Pei yelled before he launched a powerful punch on the side of Tito's torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room. However, Tito only giggled from the punch. And as the Shar Pei ran up to him to kick him, he continued to laugh.
"Let's see if you'll laugh after this!" the chihuahua said as he pulled out a knife and proceeded to cut Tito with it. However, Tito screamed as he came out of his small penis.
"OH WOW! You doggies made me cum from pain! I guess I am a masochist!" Tito moaned.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! TAKE THIS!!!"
The watchdog then jumped on Tito and began to punch his face numerous times in a rapid motion. Both hellhounds and Goetians were shocked at how intense and brutal the punch attack was. By the time the watchdog was done with him, Tito had died with his face being turned to mush.
"Well shit... I killed him..." the watchdog neutrally said.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! YOU KNOW FUCKING WHAT?!?! WE ARE DONE!!! D-O-N-E!!! ALL THREE OF YOU ARE FIRED, YOU THREE ARE NOT GETTING PAID, AND I AM NEVER DOING THIS BULLSHIT AGAIN!!! ALL THREE OF YOU GO HOME RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET STOLASS TO TEAR YOU PATHETIC DOGGIES TO SHREDS!!!"
All three hellhounds gulped before running out of the room in fear. Once they were gone, Stella glared at the owl prince.
"You may have won this battle, Stolass, but this war is far from over!"
"JUST FUCK OFF!!!" Stolas yelled as he pointed at the door. Stella just scoffed before finally leaving. Stolas then turned to the body of Tito, and sighed.
"I'm sorry you had to end like this..." Stolas apologetically said as he called the cleaners, hoping to dispose his body before Via arrived.
Chapter 135: Dante
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
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His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
Quickly, they were back in his bedroom with the usual set up, and he was almost surprised Stella wasn’t changing it. Maybe when she’d grew bored of it, but perhaps it wasn’t a bad thing she didn’t yet.
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that ugly fa-”
*SLAM!*
Things were suddenly interrupted when the door came crashing down, and who came in would shock everyone. It was none other than Dante from the game series Devil May Cry. And he looked intimidating.
"Well, well, well... look what we have here..." Dante began as he walked closer to the group, "So you must be the great dark owl prince Stolas. It looks as though that you are in a bit of a predicament. Care to explain why you are cuffed and surrounded by these guys?"
Stolas was speechless from Dante's sudden presence, and wasn't sure how to answer him. Dante then turned to Stella.
"You. What is Stolas doing handcuffed?"
"None of your business, now get out!" Stella yelled. However, Dante refused, and turned to the shaking chihuahua.
"What is Stolas doing handcuffed?" Dante repeated.
"Um... we were, um... uh..."
"Spit it out."
"...we were going to punch him repeatedly in the face until he was finally knocked out unconscious..."
"DUDE! WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT?!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"Bro, he's got a fucking gun! I'm not about to get killed by this anime edgelord!" the chihuahua defended. Dante didn't say anything, but simply sighed.
"Well, Stolas, if I have to guess, it looks as though you seem to be caught in her trap. Forced to endure torture for her own gain... does she have a sadism fetish of some sort?"
"Uh... I guess so..." Stolas reluctantly said.
"Well then, madam, I suggest you release Stolas and exit the premise with your goons," Dante calmly said.
"After you barged in and interrupted us with your pathetic intimidation? I don't think so!" Stella exclaimed as she went to escort Dante out. That's when Dante pulled out his gun and held the swan princess at gunpoint.
"Madam... do you know who I am...?" Dante coldly said, "I am a demon slayer... it means I slay demon kind like you... I will not hesitate to kill you right here on the spot if my demands are not met... do you want to die...?"
"OKAY, THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE, BIG MAN!!!" the watchdog screamed as he charged as Dante, only for him to shoot him in the head, killing him instantly.
"DESS NO!!!" the chihuahua screamed before glaring at Dante, "BRO, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!"
But Dante refused, and shot the remaining hellhounds in the head, killing them aswell. Stella let out a scream and tackled Dante as she got on top of him.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS!!! YOU HAD NO BUSINESS DOING ALL OF THAT!!! SINCE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN AND ACT LIKE A HERO, NOT ONLY WILL I SLIT YOUR THROAT, BUT I WILL KILL HIS I-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when Dante stabbed her behind her back, leading for the swan to scream. Dante kicked her away before slashing her eyes and throat. He then stood and menacingly watched as she slowly died from blood loss and choking on said blood. Once Stella was dead, Dante turned to look at the now terrified Stolas. He was forced to watch Dante kill off everyone, and was now scared that he was next. But Dante just put away his weapons before walking up to Stolas and releasing him from the blessed cuffs.
"It's okay, prince... they can't hurt you anymore..."
Stolas finally let out the water dam. He cried as Dante held him. This went on for nearly a minute before Stolas began to calm down. Dante gently took him out of the room and into the bathroom where he would use his Accelerated Healing abilities to heal the lingering wounds Stolas had from previous torture sessions. During this time, Stolas finally spoke.
"Why did you come here?"
"Stolas, I am part demon, and I occasionally go to Hell for work and equipment gathering," Dante explained, "I was told from an anonymous source to come to the palace at this time to see you. However, I did not expect that swan to use her hellhounds to try and hurt you. Who is she, and is this the first time she has done so?"
"Her name is Stella, my former wife," Stolas began, "And unfortunately, this was not the first time she has done this. I have to endure three previous sessions under the threat of my lover Blitzo being killed should I not comply, with each getting worse. The previous one really pushed me to my limit, and I felt like I was about to die. And who knows what they would've done to my face had you not showed up..."
Dante couldn't believe that Stolas's own wife would subject him to torture for weeks. It made him more sympathetic to the owl's torment. At this point, Stolas was fully healed.
"Well, Stolas, I will say that you are incredibly brave and courageous to endure this to protect your love one. While some may believe that you did it under cowardice, I believe that it shows just how much you love Blitzo that you are willing to put up with this. I hope that this incident will empower you, and help you finally move on from your trauma."
With that, Dante left the palace, leaving the owl prince to his own thoughts. Stolas was still stunned with how cold, yet caring Dante was towards him, despite being a demon slayer. He was glad that he showed up in time before he saw stars. Stolas went back to the room to look back at the corpse of Stella. He knelt down and kiss her on the forehead.
"I hope you find some peace in the afterlife..." Stolas whispered before he left to bring in some cleaners to dispose their bodies.
Chapter 136: Didelphigina
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Also, if anyone from Kiwi Farms is reading this, I'd greatly appreciate it if you forwarded this to didelphigina lol
Also, if didelphigina himself is reading this, hiiiii 👋
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A few weeks ago, Kiwi Farms introduced a new feature on their site called "Kiwi Live". Basically, it's a competitor to Twitch and Kick exclusive to Kiwi Farm users, but those who don't have an account on the site can still watch live streams. It's also very lax on rules, so as long as the activity doesn't violate legal laws, anything goes. Many users using the service have already done some wild things on the site that would put some of the activities with the Kick streamers to shame. One user, didelphigina, was planning on something big on the site. Those who know him know that he is a critic of Vivziepop's Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, but one interesting fact about him is that he is a Stella defender and very critical of Stolas to put it lightly... and when he stream started, people were shocked to find that he was in hell.
"Hello, Kiwis!" didelphigina introduced, "As you can see, I am in hell. But not just the typical, crazy hell that no one can survive in for over five seconds. I'm talking about Vivziepop's quirky, edgy, and flat out repulsive hell!"
Didelphigina then walked to a random imp.
"Say random imp, how do you like hell?" didelphigina asked.
"I love it here!" the imp said. Didelphigina responded by knocking him out.
"His opinion doesn't matter!" didelphigina mocked as he then proceeded to strap on a GoPro camera, "So, the reason why I'm livestreaming here is because I am going to pay a little visit to the most misunderstood character in all of TV history: Stella! I was able to get the directions to the palace, and I'll be using this GoPro to capture everything in my perspective. Enjoy this awesome trip while we look at character either swear, make sex jokes, or just act all angsty and shit!"
With that, didelphigina then set up the directions and headed to the palace, ready to meet Stella.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door was suddenly bust down, and in came the infamous Kiwi Farm user didelphigina. When his eyes laid upon the swan princess, he shrieked in excitement.
"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MOMMA BIRD!!!" didelphigina shrieked as he ran to Stella and gave her a big hug.
"Wow, Stella! Looks like you got some simps!" the Shar Pei mocked.
"SHUT UP!" Stella yelled as she shoved didelphigina away. "Who are you, and why did you barged in NOW?!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself!" didelphigina nervously said, "My name is didelphigina, and I am a user on Kiwi Farms. Though I'm not really a fan of Vivziepop's shows to say the least... Stella, you are amazing, and I love you!"
"Well, uh... thanks, I guess?" Stella said as she scratched the back of her head in confusion, "But can you please leave? I was right in the middle of doing something with my friends. We can chat later once I'm done here."
"Wait, why is Stolas cuffed up? Stolas, you do realize you can probably break them, right?" didelphigina interrogated.
"They're blessed cuffs, idiot! It restricts my powers!" Stolas said, irritated.
"Wait, what's going on?" didelphigina asked.
"None of your business. Now please leave and wait for us to be done," the watchdog sternly said.
"Hold on... ARE YOU GOING TO HAVE STOLAS DIE AT THE HANDS OF HELLHOUNDS?!?!" didelphigina screamed, "WOW!!! THAT'S A NEW LOW FOR THIS SHOW!!!"
"Bruh, we're not going to kill him," the chihuahua assured, "Stella just want us to beat his ass for her amusement because she is a sadist."
"Wait, WHAT?!?! WHY?!?!" didelphigina yelled.
"Because I can! Now get out! Last time we're asking!" Stella exclaimed as she pointed at the door. However, didelphigina was not going to leave without a fight. He suddenly tackled the chihuahua and proceeded to punch him.
"HEY! GET OFF OF HIM!" the Shar Pei yelled as he and the watchdog tried to get him off of their friend. However, didelphigina pulled out a knife out of his pocket and threatened them with it.
"BACK OFF! OR I'LL STAB YOU JERKS!"
The chihuahua then got up and pulled out his knife, and both he and didelphigina proceeded to get into a knife fight where they clashed their weapons. Didelphigina, however, was able to get the upper hand by swiping the chihuahua's knife away before slitting his throat, killing him. He then grabbed the other knife and used both of them to stab the Shar Pei and watchdog.
"OW! THAT FUCKING HURT!" the Shar Pei whined.
"YEAH! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, DUDE!" the watchdog added. But didelphigina didn't care. He then stabbed their eyes out before snapping their necks, killing them both.
"HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed in terror.
"That's what happens when they act tough!" didelphigina exclaimed, "Look, Stella, you don't need to do any of this! You are very beautiful, and you are an amazing mother. I don't like Stolas either, but making him go through torture at the hands of hellhounds is not it. That is why I ask that you leave him alone, and be with me instead. You deserve a man who can take care of you and treat you right. You deserve better than all of this..."
Stella looked at him for a moment, and then laughed out loud.
"WOW! That has got to be one of the most pathetic things I've ever heard!" Stella laughed, "I mean, you think I wanna go out with a puny human like you?! NO! You know what? We're done here! I'm leaving, and I'm not doing this shit again! And I don't ever want to see your face again, or else I will avenge my hellhounds! Goodbye, didelphigina!"
With that, Stella released Stolas from the handcuffs and left the palace. Didelphigina couldn't believe what had transpired. It turned out that Stella was actually a crazy bitch and an irredeemable monster, and not a good person like he wanted her to be. This revelation left him broken, and he fell to his knees and cried.
"why...? i... i love her..." didelphigina cried. Stolas then went to him and consoled him.
"I'm so sorry if she wasn't who you thought she would be..." Stolas said, "But she's always been like this. That is why I divorced her, because she abused me, neglected Octavia, and tried to kill and torture me."
"But I don't understand! Why would let her control you like this?! Huh?! WHY COULDN'T YOU LEAVE HER ASS ON THE CURB YEARS AGO?!?! AREN'T YOU STRONG AND SHIT?!?!" didelphigina screamed.
"Didelphigina, yes I am stronger than her, but I never wanted to resort to hitting her, even when she struck me, because otherwise, I would've been no better than her," Stolas defended, "I believe that a wise man can solve their problems with words and not with violence. Not to mention that I wanted Octavia to have a normal life and not feel neglected like I did as a child."
"That's fucking bullshit! Either you're a strong Goetian who's not to be messed with, or you're an uwu poor boy who needs to be coddled and defended! I wished they kept you as an antagonist like in the pilot and not a depressed gay owl twink! I wished the show about working in an assassination business in hell didn't turn into the Stolitz show! AND I WISH STELLA WAS A GOOD CHARACTER AND NOT A BASIC HATE SINK!!!"
Didelphigina couldn't take it anymore. He ran out of the room and out of the palace as he continued to cry. Once he was out of the property, he sat down to catch his breath before checking the live stream. Viewers had witnessed the entire ordeal, and needless to say, the chat was crazy.
"I'm sorry you all had to witness that... I'm turning this off... this was a disaster..." didelphigina said before ending the stream.
Chapter 137: The Toymaker
Notes:
The Toymaker is basically the toy maker from Harmony and Horror who summons the devil to try and make the perfect toy. You can check it out here:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TwTelVt8Gw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYsvdromVew
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, all five gasped at what they were seeing. There stood to be a man with a purple cube as a head with a top hat and polka-dot clothing. That man was none other than the Toymaker, and to his side were two boys named Andrew and Markus.
"Oh, hello there! You came just in time!" Markus introduced.
"Yeah! The Toymaker is going to show us the perfect toy!" Andrew added.
"That's right, Andrew!" the Toymaker confirmed, "You see, my previous toys can blink, but they can't see. My previous toys can walk, but they can't dance. My previous toys can eat, but they can't taste. And my previous toys can talk, but they can't sing. But this toy I created can not only do these things, but so much more! And I'm glad that some Ars Goetian members can witness this amazing creation of mine!"
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. Apparently, this guy somehow created the perfect toy, and wanted to show it in Stolas's Palace? But why?
"Um... sir... that sounds great and all, but... me and my friends are going to do something important here. So can you please do that somewhere else?" Stella carefully said, wanting to make it clear that they can't be here while at the same time not losing her cool.
"But I insist, madam!" the Toymaker politely refused, "It will only be quick. But before we do, we need Markus and Andrew's voice."
"Our voice? What do you mean?" Andrew asked.
"I need you both to sing a song. The toy is just on the other side of this door. Now, repeat after me..."
But before they can sing, suddenly time stopped, and a beeping noise can be heard. All five were confused when they saw this text appear.
"Warning - The following audio recording is an unauthorized release of private footage. For your safety we ask that you please discard the tape immediately. If there is any audio from the original footage, please cover your ears and close your eyes."
"What the hell? What tape? And where is that beeping coming from?" the Shar Pei asked as they covered their ears from the loud beep.
"Um... Stella? I don't think this is good..." Stolas worryingly said.
"No shit this isn't good!" Stella exclaimed, "I don't know who these jackasses think they are to come in here and show us this 'perfect' toy of theirs. Now let's bust out of here and go to a different room! I need to get to the funny part!"
But before they can go anywhere, the beeping stopped, and the Toymaker and the two boys were moving again. Apparently, they had finished singing the song.
"Splendid, children! Do you have any idea what you've done for me, my children? You have done me well! Now come along, everyone. It's just behind this door."
All five sighed before following the Toymaker to the door, where he opened it and led them in. When their eyes adjusted to the darkness, everyone gasped at what they were seeing. It was Bonzo, the pet dog of Andrew and Markus. But he was extremely deformed and scary looking.
"OH MY GOD!!! THAT IS SO SCARY!!!" the watchdog cried out as he hid behind Stella.
"YEAH, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as he ran out of the room. Soon, everyone else ran out the room screaming and crying. Andrew and Markus were especially devastated because they lost their pet dog. The only one who wasn't terrified out of their mind was the Toymaker, who looked disappointed.
"Incredible... isn't it...?" the Toymaker neutrally said, "No matter how much I perfect the equation, there always seems to be something wrong..."
"W- We just wanted the perfect toy!" Markus cried.
"So did I..." the Toymaker said before slowly turning to the group, "What... did you all... do...?"
"w- wha..."
"WHAT DID YOU DO?!" the Toymaker screamed, his face now angry as his forehead had a pentagram.
"Wow, nice makeup, dude!" the Shar Pei joked, but the Toymaker glared at him.
"I have spent DAYS perfecting this... do you have ANY idea... how many I've had to FOOL... to try and try again... only to FAIL..."
"Look, idiot, it is not our fault that your 'perfect' toy was a disaster! Now get out! And take those kids with you! You have all outstayed your welcome!" Stella exclaimed.
"I knew it..." the Toymaker sneered, "THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT! You could've had the perfect toy! But you... you had to doubt me...!"
The Toymaker then grabbed Stella and slammed her down on the ground. The Shar Pei immediately retorted by launching a powerful punch on the side of his torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the room.
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT! GET HIM!" the Shar Pei commanded, and he and the other two hellhounds charged at the Toymaker. The Toymaker then quickly got up and screeched at them before he slashed the chihuahua in the face. He screamed as he fell in pain. The Toymaker then dropkicked the watchdog before cracking the Shar Pei's back and flipping him on his head. This move caused the Shar Pei's neck to snap, killing him.
"JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!?!" the watchdog screamed as he got up and charged at the Toymaker, only for the latter to dodge the tackle and twist both of his arms, breaking them. He then used his bare hands to punch a hole on his chest and yank his heart out, killing him. After taking a bite of the heart like a wild animal, he slammed it and turned to the chihuahua, who was shaking while pointing his knife.
"s... stay away, man... I don't want any smoke..." the chihuahua tried to intimidate, but his voice was clearly showing terror.
"STOLASS, BE USEFUL FOR ONCE AND STOP THAT PSYCHO!!!" Stella demanded. Stolas nodded and tried to stop the Toymaker, but he punched the owl in the face and knocked him down. He then charged at the chihuahua and kicked him in the face, distracting him long enough to get on top of him, grab his knife, and stab him in the forehead, killing him.
"THE TOYMAKER, STOP!!! THIS HAS GONE WAY TOO FAR!!!" both boys screamed. The Toymaker only cackled evilly.
"Oh no! You all are going to PAY for what you've done! I am not going to let ANYONE let me down, including the Ars Goetia!" the Toymaker screamed.
"BRING IT ON, COCKSUCKER!!!" Stella screamed as she and Stolas got ready to fight the Toymaker. But before any fighting can go on, the Toymaker looked sideways from them, and his expression turned to that of shock and worry.
"Oh no... uh, ha ha ha ha! No, please! I just need more time! You just need to give me more time! Please, this isn't what all I had planned! Please, no. No. You just need to give me more time. No no... no... NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
The devil then charged at the Toymaker and shredded him. Andrew, Markus, Stolas, and Stella all watched in horror as the devil showed zero mercy at the screaming Toymaker. This went on for over a minute before he finally stopped, but by that point, the Toymaker was no more, and blood and guts covered the room.
"Sorry, everyone, but the Toymaker agreed to sell his soul to create the perfect toy in a time limit. Needless to say, it didn't work, and now his soul is burning in hell!" the devil laughed before he pulled out Bonzo. "Sorry about your dog, kids. Let me bring him back real quick..."
The devil then used his magic to return Bonzo to his normal form, which thankfully snapped both boys out of their shock.
"Thank you, Mr. Devil!" Markus thanked before he carried Bonzo out of the room with Andrew.
"Alright, I'm gonna head out now. You lovebirds take care of yourselves," the devil concluded before he left. Both the owl and swan still stood there in silence, shell shocked at everything that had just transpired.
"...You know what? I'm fucking done. I'm heading out now... I'm sorry for trying to have you tortured, Stolas..."
Stolas simply nodded, and Stella left the room in silence. Stolas looked around the carnage, and sighed.
"What a day..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room to find cleaners to clean up the room before Via arrived.
Chapter 138: PC Principal
Chapter Text
Today in hell, the princess Charlie was introducing a new member of the Hell Society Board to improve the policy of hell, more specifically the progressiveness of hell. That man was none other than Peter Charles, mainly known as PC Principal. Being the principle of South Park Elementary and a dedicated fighter for political correctness, Charlie found him to be a perfect candidate for the board.
"Good evening, everyone! Thank you all for coming to the weekly meeting of the Hell Society Board," Charlie introduced. "This is PC Principal's first meeting with us, and I am so glad to have him on the board. Now Mr. Charles, I'll let you speak."
Charlie gave the microphone to PC Principal.
"First off, I would like to thank Charlie Morningstar for the honor of letting me work here. Now I have done my research on the progressive state of hell, and to say it is a mess is a severe understatement! I mean, on one hand, it's very progressive in LGBTQIA+ rights and equality in certain areas. But then there are many, and I mean MANY areas where hell is lacking! For starters, the Greed ring has little to no social programs, which jeopardizes the minorities there! It doesn't help that Crimson's patriarchal mafia gang business there asserts that no women have rights in the ring and kill people for the littlest of reasons!"
"HEY! I'll have you know that my business is successful because it works, and in no way do I oppress women's rights!" Crimson retorted.
"Just for that, you have two days detention!" PC Principal told Crimson, which made the latter scoff. "But the worst group is by far the Ars Goetia. You all have no diversity, all the white privilege in the world-"
"Sir, we are all avians, we're not white," Paimon corrected.
"Just for that, you also have two days detention alongside Crimson!" PC Principal told Paimon.
"YOU CAN'T GIVE ME DETENTION, BOY!" Paimon yelled.
"I just did!" PC Principal simply stated before continuing. "This isn't even to mention that one of your members Stolas is liberal enough to be friendly to the lower class and is currently dating an imp named Blitzo. And how do you guys repay him? BY SENDING OUT HOMOPHOBIC AND RACIST ATTACKS AGAINST HIM, INCLUDING ALLOWING HIM TO BE ALMOST KILLED AT THE HANDS OF AN IMP SUPREMACIST NAMED STRIKER!!!"
By now, Charlie was getting nervous, as PC Principal was calling out everyone.
"Um, Mr. Charles, where are you going with this?" Charlie asked.
"Sure, I'll tell you. This can all be traced back to Stolas's former wife Stella. She has expressed classist and even some homophobic comments towards Stolas and LGBTQIA+ members, and she even made offensive jokes towards a disabled imp named Fizzarolli! Therefore, my first action will be to confront her and let her know that her bigoted ways will no longer be tolerated!"
"Well, that sounds promising, but how will you achieve that?" Charlie asked.
"I've been given word by an anonymous source that she will be heading to Stolas's palace for unknown reasons," PC Principal explained. "As a matter of fact, I'm going to head there now and see what her deal is!"
With that, PC Principal handed the microphone back to Charlie and left.
"Well, give it up for PC Principal!" Charlie exclaimed, but no one clapped for him.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"START WHAT?!?! COMMITING A HATE CRIME AGAINST A GAY OWL?!?!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and were shocked to find that it was none other than PC Principal.
"Excuse me, but who are you? And how did you get in here?" Stella asked.
"Stella, this has got to be one of the worst things I've ever seen!" PC Principal exclaimed, "You are exploiting the good nature of angels to use their angelic restraints against him, exploit the working class of hellhounds to do your dirty work, and you're trying to physically and mentally torture your ex husband for your own sadist pleasures! This shit is exactly why the Ars Goetia will never be a true progressive family! Because of shit like this!"
As PC Principal rambled on, the group was shocked and confused of PC Principal's ramblings about Stella's bigotry as well as accusing them of not being progressive enough. Stolas in particular hoped that PC Principal can somehow get him out of this situation.
"Bro, do you really have to make everything about being progressive and shit?" the chihuahua asked, "We're just trying to do our job and help Stella succeed in controlling Stolas, that's all."
"SAYS THE GUY WEARING A NEO-NAZI SHIRT!!!" PC Principal screamed as he pointed at the Der Stürmer shirt the chihuahua wore. "As a matter of fact, how come your goons consist of nothing but hellhounds?! Why not imps, succubus/incubi, or even some of the Sinners?! They're highly underrepresented right now!"
"Because none of these groups have the strength that I'm looking for!" Stella retorted, "Now I suggest you leave, because no amount of progressive rambling will get us to stop, you fucking retard!"
However, this made PC Principal's blood boil.
"DID YOU JUST USE A DEROGATORY SLUR AGAINST THE DISABLED?!?!" PC Principal screamed before he tackled Stella violently and began to assault her. "IT IS NOT OKAY TO BE USING THE R WORD AGAINST PEOPLE, BECAUSE THAT IMPLIES THAT ALL DISABLED PEOPLE ARE STUPID AND CAN'T DO ANYTHING GOOD!!!"
"YO, CHILL!!!" the Shar Pei yelled as he and the hellhounds tried to get PC Principal off of her. PC Principal ended up punching down on the Shar Pei before using his body to whack the chihuahua and watchdog.
"OW! THAT SHIT HURT!" the chihuahua yelped.
"YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO GET MY ASS KICKED BY A LEFTIST!!!" the watchdog added.
"I DON'T CARE!!! YOU WILL NOT COMMIT HATE CRIMES AGAINST STOLAS TODAY!!!" PC Principal yelled as he released Stolas from the handcuffs. Stella got up, and was fuming.
"You know what?! I'm done playing these fucking games! Stolas, you can kiss you imp goodbye, because he is-"
Stella couldn't even finish her sentence when PC Principal roundhouse kicked her in the face, knocking her out. He then snatched her phone and broke it.
"YOU HOMOPHOBES GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL GET YOU ALL CANCELLED ON ALL PLATFORMS!!!"
All three hellhounds left the room, not wanting to be cancelled. Once they were all gone, PC Principal turned to Stolas.
"Hey, are you okay?" PC Principal asked.
"I guess so, but why did you have to knock out Stella?" Stolas asked.
"I don't normally hit women because that would make me a misogynist, but I had to make an exception because otherwise, Stella and her goons would commit a hate crime, and that's terrible!" PC Principal. Stolas eventually sighed, realizing that he made a good point.
"I guess so, but next time, if Stella tries to have me hurt again, please check with me before you severely injure her," Stolas reminded.
"I make no promises, your highness," PC Principal bowed before leaving the room. Stolas then carried Stella's unconscious body to the bathroom to heal the injurie she received from PC Principal's assault. Once she was fully healed, he teleported her back to Andrealphus's palace.
"Hopefully, Via won't find out her mother tried to have me hurt..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the bathroom.
Chapter 139: The Walten Files
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before they could go in the room, the group heard a stomach growl from one of the hellhounds.
"Ugh, Stella, I'm hungry," the Shar Pei said.
"Me too. Can we get something to eat before we get started?" the chihuahua added. However, this caused Stella to looked pissed off.
"Are you fucking kidding me right now?! You all should've ate before we got here! You can eat after we're done," Stella firmly said.
"But Princess! I can't beat his ass well if I'm starving! Please let's just have a quick snack!" the watchdog persuaded.
"No means no! Now come on, Stolass! Lead the way already!"
But the watchdog wasn't going to take no for an answer. What he did next would shock everyone: He began to cry and throw a tantrum while flexing his muscles like Childish Dad.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! I WANT TO GO OUT TO EAT!!! TAKE ME OUT TO EAT, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
The other two hellhounds laughed at the watchdog's childish tantrums, while Stolas and Stella looked shocked at his babyish tantrum.
"SIR, STOP!!!" Stolas yelled, "Look, if you stop crying, then we can go out to eat before returning to the palace so Stella can get off to my misery, okay?"
"NO, STOLASS! THEY NEED TO LEARN THAT THEY CAN'T GET THEIR WAY!" Stella screamed at her ex.
"Well, in that case, I'll just fuck off and you won't get to the funny part! How about that, whore?!" Stolas threatened. Stella ended up conceding.
"Fine. But I'll be driving. And if you try and do anything stupid, then your imp is dead!" Stella made clear. The watchdog thankfully stopped his tantrum, and they all headed to the limo to find a place to eat.
"Hey, wanna eat at McDonald's?" the Shar Pei asked.
"NO! I am not eating fast food!" Stella refused.
"How about a sushi buffet?" Stolas offered.
"No, because that shit make me gassy," the chihuahua refused.
"Look! It's Bon's Burgers! Let's go there!" the watchdog pointed at the restaurant. Bon's Burgers had a sign with a blue bunny on it. The place looked a bit run down.
"Oh wow! That looks good! Let's go there!" Stolas exclaimed. Stella sighed and reluctantly agreed, seeing how nowhere else was available. The limo pulled up at the parking lot, and the group got out. They then went inside the restaurant to find no one there.
"Wow, looks like they're not very busy at the moment," the Shar Pei observed.
"That's because it's closed, dumbass! Now we're getting out of here!"
Stella tried to leave, but found that the door was locked.
"OH COME ON! STOLASS, DID YOU DO THIS?!?!" Stella accused.
"What? No! I would not lock you all in!" Stolas refused. While he and Stella were arguing, the hellhounds looked around the restaurant to find some pizza on the tables, which they ate.
"God damn, this pizza taste good!" the chihuahua said as he munched on pizza.
"Yeah, this is even better than Domino's!" the watchdog added. While eating, the hellhounds didn't realize that one of the animatronics was coming up towards them. The animatronic was a purple bunny named Banny.
"Excuse me, everyone! Are you eating other people's food without permission?" Banny asked.
"Bruh, no one else is here. Let's us eat in piece!" the chihuahua complained. By now, Stolas and Stella went up to the group to see what's going on.
"Look, purple bunny, my hellhounds wanted to eat before we did something important at the palace. Now leave us alone and let us eat in peace!" Stella demanded. Soon, another animatronic came in, a sheep named Sha.
"This is unacceptable. Please stop eating and leave," Sha asked.
"Up yours, whore!" the watchdog yelled as he flipped the bird at the animatronics. That was a mistake, as both animatronics screamed before turning messier and bloodied.
"WE SAID LEAVE!!!" both animatronics growled, causing the watchdog to whine and hid behind Stella.
"MOMMY SAVE ME!!!" the watchdog cried.
"I am not your mother! Now how about you stop acting childish and tell them to quit it?!" Stella demanded. The watchdog braved stepping out and trying to intimidate them. However, Banny lunged at the watchdog and stabbed him. As he cried in pain, Sha would lean down and bite a huge chunk of his neck, causing the watchdog to die from choking on his own blood.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WE GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he and everyone else ran in the backroom to hide. When they entered, they found another animatronic named Billy the Clown. He played a tape named "Happy Birthday", but it skipped and sounded out of tune, scaring them.
"Oh my god, shut up already!" the Shar Pei yelled. But then Billy stopped singing and said a bunch of names before stopping. The group decided to leave the backroom and found that the other two animatronics were gone, and so was the watchdog's body.
"Stolas, don't you have portal powers or something? Can't you teleport us out of this bitch?" the chihuahua asked.
"I tried doing it, but for some reason, the atmosphere in this building limits my demonic powers," Stolas replied.
"Well try again! I'm not staying in this shithole anymore!" Stella demanded. But before Stolas can try again, the chihuahua was suddenly tackled by a blue bunny, the same on from the sign outside.
"HEY!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he tried to push the heavy animatronic away, but with no luck. Bon would then mutilate his face with his bare hands before snapping his neck, killing him.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! STOP HIM, EVERYONE!!!"
Stella, Stolas, and the Shar Pei would all team up to try and kill Bon. However, Bon was far more powerful than he seemed. He was able to heed off their attacks and grab the Shar Pei and used him as a weapon to knock down Stolas and Stella. He then slammed the Shar Pei on the ground and stomped on his head, killing him.
"NO!!! MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed as she flipped one of the tables out of anger. The other animatronics returned and restrain both Stolas and Stella.
"LET US GO!!! PLEASE!!!" Stolas cried as they tried to escape their restraints. Soon, a man would slowly walk up towards them. It was none other than Jack Walten.
"So... you thought you can get away...?" Jack eerily said.
"What? We just wanted something to eat! And then your robots of terror had to come and ruin everything!" Stella complained, only to be met with a slap from Jack.
"SHUT UP!" Jack screamed, "YOU WORKED WITH FELIX TO KILL MY KIDS, AND NOW THINGS ARE NEVER THE SAME!!! NOW IT'S TIME FOR MY VENGEANCE!!!"
Jack then commanded the animatronics to rip off Stella's dress and clothes, rendering her nude. Stella screamed as she tried to cover herself.
"NO!!! LEAVE HER ALONE!!! SHE IS A MOTHER!!!" Stolas yelled as he tried to fight off the restraints, but to no avail. He had no choice but to watch as Jack walked up towards her with a dagger.
"In the name of Edward and Molly... YOU SHALL DIE!!!"
Jack plunged the dagger into her stomach and sliced it, causing the swan to screech in pain. Jack then inserted his hands in the slit and pulled out her organs and intestines. The animatronics grabbed some of the organs and ate it. Stella was then finished off when Jack ripped out her heart and ate it, killing her for good. Jack then turned to the owl prince and walked up to him, the latter crying and on the verge of having a panic attack.
"You will not speak of what happened here..."
With that, Stolas was knocked out. When he woke up, he found that he was in his bedroom, laying in bed. He turned to find his daughter Octavia next to him.
"Dad, thank goodness you're awake!" Octavia exclaimed, "I found you in an alleyway, and it looked like someone knocked you out! What happened?!"
Stolas sighed, trying to find a good lie to explain what happened to him.
Chapter 140: Timothy "Timbox" McKenzie
Notes:
Context for who timbox is: https://www.deviantart.com/timbox129
https://www.youtube.com/user/bobtherbuf
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Timbox was excited. After a long exhausting day at school, he decided that he needed to have some fun, so he decided to go on the computer to look up something.
"Alright, now let's go meet Fuzzy Lumpkins!" Tim said as he played a short Powerpuff Girls cartoon of Fuzzy Lumpkins on his porch shooting at a bunch of stuff while saying "GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!" Though the short was a bit humorous, Tim was laughing his ass off the entire time, and even spoke to him as if he were real. While watching the short, he suddenly got a pop off ad.
Lee Lee wants YOU to join her and her friends to stop Mandark's plan to destroy Earth!
Click here to help her!
To say Timbox was ecstatic would be an understatement. He adored Dee Dee and her friends, as well as having an unusual obsession with one of the girls Lee Lee. I sure hope he doesn't have any creepy thoughts surrounding her... anyway, Tim saw the ad, and was excited.
"Why of course I'll help Lee Lee and her friends to stop Mandark!" Tim exclaimed as he clicked on the ad. The screen then went blank, and then something strange happened. A portal began to form on the screen.
"Wait, WHAT'S THIS?!" Tim screamed as he tried to get away. However, the portal began to suck him in, and Tim screamed as he fell in the portal, being sent down and down...
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little fri-”
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The chihuahua and owl turned back to who was screaming, and gasped when they saw a human come out of the portal and fall on the floor. He was none other than Timothy "Timbox" McKenzie. He got up and looked around.
"Oh no! I must've been sucked into Mandark's lair!" Timbox exclaimed as he turned to the two, "And those must be his minions! What did you both do to Lee Lee and her friends?!"
"Bro, what the hell are you yapping about? Mandark? Lee Lee and her friends?" the chihuahua said in confusion. Timbox took a closer look at the chihuahua, who was wearing a Vothana - Commando shirt, camo pants, and had long hair tied to a ponytail.
"Wow! A girly boy!" Timbox giggled as he pulled on the chihuahua's ponytail. This caused the hellhound to growl and punch him square in the face. "OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT YOU JERK?!?!"
"Pull my hair again and Imma eat your fucking heart out!" the chihuahua threatened. By this point, Stella and the other two hellhounds arrived at the scene, with Stella looking impatient.
"What is taking you so long? And who is this guy?" Stella asked as she pointed at Timbox.
"It must be the princess!" Timbox excitingly said, ignoring the pain from the punch, "My name is Timbox, and I am here to save Lee Lee and her friends from being kidnapped. Do you have any powers I can use to help them?"
"No, I don't have any powers!" Stella yelled. "Look, me and my friends are trying to do something important to Stolas, and we don't need you here, alright? Now please go help your Lee Lee friend somewhere else."
"Wait, I think I recognize you..." the Shar Pei pondered, "Aren't you Timbox? The guy who is obsessed with Lee Lee from Dexter's Lab, has an Asian fetish, has all of these ridiculous ideas for movies that will never be made, and a dinosaur fanatic?"
"How do you know all of that on the spot?" the watchdog asked.
"I've seen his channel and DeviantArt while browsing the web. He's a bit of a weirdo," the Shar Pei replied.
"Yeah it's me! And I demand that Lee Lee and her friends be released in an instant!" Timbox demanded. That's when the Shar Pei had an idea. He pulled out his phone and played clips of Mandark in his cape.
"OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MANDARK IN HIS CAPE!!!" Timbox wailed as he ran around screaming.
"THAT'S RIGHT!!! SCRAM AND DON'T COME BACK!!!" Stella screamed as Timbox left. She then turned to Stolas. "Alright, now let's just head back to the room and get started already. I will lead the-"
*BANG!*
Stella was interrupted when a gunshot was let out, and it hit the Shar Pei, killing him.
"MARCOS, NO!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he and the watchdog ran to the corpse.
"WHOEVER DID THIS, SHOW YOURSELF!!!" the watchdog screamed. It was then revealed to be Timbox, who was welding a rifle.
"THIS IS YOUR LAST WARNING, MINIONS OF MANDARK!!! RELEASE LEE LEE AND HER FRIENDS OR ELSE I WILL KEEP SHOOTING!!!" Timbox threatened as he held the group at gun point.
"Timbox, wait! I am friendly! If you spare me, I can help you free Lee Lee and her friends right now!" Stolas offered.
"THEY'RE NOT REAL!!! THEY'RE CARTOONS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! LET'S GET THAT ASSHOLE!!!" the chihuahua screamed as both hellhounds charged at Timbox, somehow dodging the shots. The watchdog tackled Tim and punched him in the face. The chihuahua also kicked him.
"STOP!!! GET OFF OF MY PROPERTY!!!" Timbox screamed as he pulled out a secret gun and shot the watchdog in the head, killing him. He then shot the chihuahua in the leg before kicking him away.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED AND INJURED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP WILL PAY THE PR-" Stella was interrupted when she was shot in the shoulder, causing her to squack in pain as her phone dropped. Tim then shot her phone before splashing acid on her face.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! MY FACE!!! MY FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!!"
Stella screamed in agony as the acid quickly ate her face. Stolas tried to stop the acid, but to no use. He and the chihuahua were left to watch as Stella eventually choked to death from the acid. When Stella died, however, something surprising happened. Her body flashed and disappeared, and in her place was Lee Lee.
"Oh thank goodness you saved me! Mandark trapped me in Stella's body and made me do all sorts of terrible things to Stolas!" Lee Lee exclaimed.
"Wait, did this happen after Striker nearly killed me? Because if so, then that can explain why she got even more mean as of late!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Well, uh, yeah, I guess..." Lee Lee shrugged. Timbox, realizing what just happened, squealed in a high-pitched tone.
"I LOVE YOU, LEE LEE!!!" Timbox screeched as he hugged Lee Lee tightly and kissed her.
"Um, okay, mister! Thank you, just... give me some room!" Lee Lee nervously said as she gently push Timbox away.
"Oh, I'm sorry, Lee Lee! I'm just so excited to meet you for the first time! What do you say we get out of Mandark's lair and go to my house?" Timbox offered.
"Seriously? This idiot still thinks we're Mandark's minions?" the chihuahua said to himself.
"Sure. After all, it'll be nice to repay for rescuing me," Lee Lee accepted. Timbox then held her hand as a portal opened back to Timbox's place. They both entered and the portal closed soon after. Stolas took a moment to process what just happened before turning to the chihuahua.
"Oh, um... hey, Stolas! You know that thing we did to you before and what we tried to do now? Well, uh, I didn't mean to do these things, and I'm sorry! Come on, Stols, there's no need to be upset, alright? Just get me some medical help and we ca-"
The chihuahua was suddenly interrupted when Stolas lunged at him and held his throat tight.
"If I see you again... you will not live to see another day..." Stolas coldly threatened before opening a portal back to the hellhound's place and threw him there before closing it quickly, leaving the chihuahua to heal his own wounds. After that, Stolas took a deep sigh before covering his face. He couldn't believe that an autistic man like Timbox would be the guy to rescue him from this madness that was the torture sessions. Granted he only went through two of them, they still sucked, and who knows what Stella and her goons would've done this time around. He looked back at the area where Stella's body once laid.
"I hope you find inner peace in the afterlife..." Stolas simply said before returning to his study and closing the door.
Chapter 141: Nikki1975
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Nikki1975 was seen on the computer arguing with a Stolas defender. For those who aren't aware, Nikki1975 is a Stella defender and apologists who believes that Stella is entirely innocent and that Stolas was completely in the wrong. This isn't helped by the fact that Nikki believes that Stella isn't abusive as well as being a toxic fan of the Blitzika shipping. The Stolas fan tried to give Nikki proof of Stella being abusive on the show, but Nikki wasn't having it.
"No, idiot! Stella did not rape Stolas in the honeymoon! Why do people keep thinking that?! Also, she wasn't even going to hit Stolas at the Circus episode! I wished she let Striker kill that jerk!"
Nikki ended up hanging up on the Stolas fan, and sighed heavily. Nikki was certainly having a rough day, and decided that the best way to calm down was to read pro-Stella fanfics on AO3. As she scrolled, she came across a new fanfic that just came out called "Selfless" by Neyane.
"Selfless, huh? I see the abusive Stella tags and even rape?! Oh geez, what's going to happen here?" Nikki asked herself as she examined the tags and summary. She didn't knew what to expect, but decided to check it out. When she clicked on the fanfic, however, something weird happened. A portal began to form, and Nikki felt herself be sucked in.
"OH SHIT, STOP!" Nikki screamed as she tried to hold on, but to no avail. Nikki was eventually taken in and screamed as she fell down, being thrown out of her world and into a new one...
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before they can actually start, however, something strange happened. A portal from the ceiling opened, and Nikki1975 fell out of it and crashed on the watchdog hellhound.
"HEY! GET OFF OF ME!" the watchdog yelled as he pushed Nikki away. Nikki stood up and gasped at where she was. She was in the master bedroom of Stolas's palace, and was standing in front of Stella.
"STELLA!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT'S MY FAVORITE HELLUVA BOSS CHARACTER EVER!!!" Nikki squealed as she run up to the swan princess and gave her a big hug. "OHMYGODILOVEYOUSOMUCHSTELLAYOUARETHEBESTPRINCESSEVERYOUAREMYMOMMABIRDANDIWANTYOUTO-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET OFF OF ME!!!"
Stella shoved Nikki away and she stopped talking.
"Who are you, and how did you get in here?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself!" Nikki rambled as she wiped sweat off of her forehead, "My name is Nikki1975, and I am a big fan of Stella and a Stolas hater!"
"Seriously, Stella? You're getting a human who hates me in this shit?" Stolas glared.
"No, Stolass! I have never met Nikki before!" Stella exclaimed.
"Wait, what's going on here? Why is Stolas cuffed?" Nikki asked before she suddenly gasped in surprise, "ARE YOU GOING TO KILL HIM?!?! YES!!! DO IT!!! STOLAS DESERVES IT FOR CHEATING ON YOU AND NEGLECTING OCTAVIA!!!"
Nikki then did a dance, excited that Stolas was going to die. However, Stella ended up facepalming.
"No, I'm not going to kill him!" Stella groaned, "You see, I just want my husband to be tortured and hurt to no end because I'm tired of him disrespecting me and the Ars Goetia, and I want him to be controlled for once, especially after this divorce! That is why the hellhounds are here. Now please leave, because this isn't something you should be a witness of, even if you don't like my husband."
However, as Stella explained, Nikki was shocked. Not much that Stolas was about to be tortured, but because Stella didn't want to kill him?
"Seriously, Stella? You and I both know that's a shitty excuse! I mean, you almost succeeded in killing him at the hands of Striker! Meanwhile, you got Mr. Wrinkle, Mr. Long Hair, and Mr. Steroids to do your dirty work! And besides, Blitzo needs to be with women because he's better suited with Verosika and not that stupid owl!"
"No one cares what you think! Now get out and let us do what we need to do!" the Shar Pei demanded. That's when Nikki lost her cool and punched Stolas in the face, causing the owl to hoot in distress.
"HEY! THAT'S OUR JOB!" the chihuahua screamed as he charged at Nikki, but she dodged the attack and then picked up Stolas.
"SCREW YOU DOGGIES!!! STOLAS IS GOING TO DIE NO MATTER WHAT!!!" Nikki screamed as she ran out of the room with Stolas.
"OH MY GOD!!! STOP HER!!!" Stella commanded and she and the hellhounds chased Nikki. Somehow, Nikki was able to outrun them and not get caught. She eventually ran out of the palace and onto the streets. The hellhounds, meanwhile, tried to slow her down by throwing objects at her, but she still persisted. Eventually, Nikki crashed into Verosika's house, where she and Vortex were there.
"Hey! Who are you, and what are you doing with Stolas?!" Verosika asked.
"Verosika, no time to explain! I need to kill Stolas so Blitzo can be with you! Do you have anything that can kill him quickly?" Nikki asked.
"Why would you want to kill Stolas? You realize if you do that, then the Ars Goetia will be on your ass?" Vortex tried to explain to her. By this point, Stella and her goons arrived.
"Look, Nikki, we don't have time for this! Return Stolas to the palace and let us be!" Stella demanded. Nikki still refused, and used Stolas to whack the Shar Pei hellhound, knocking him out.
"STOP USING ME AS A BASEBALL BAT!!!" Stolas screamed, but Nikki ignored the owl's screams and continued to attack everyone with Stolas. The chihuahua and watchdog were also knocked out, and Vortex ended up getting hit when he tried to stop her.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, NIKKI?!?! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR SHENANIGANS!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S STUPID IMP WILL NOW DIE!!!"
But before Stella can do that, however, Verosika slapped her in the face before grabbing her phone and smashing it.
"YOU WANNA SLAP STELLA AND DESTROY HER PROPERTY?!?! BRING IT ON!!!" Nikki yelled as she did the unthinkable. She threw Stolas out of the window. Everyone watched in horror as Stolas fell before splattering on the ground killing him.
"HOORAY!!! STOLASS IS DEAD!!! NOW STELLA CAN BE IN PEACE, AND BLITZO CAN DATE VEROSIKA NOW!!!" Nikki cheered as she danced. However, Stella and Verosika were pissed, and they both tackled Nikki and beat her up.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU I DIDN'T WANT STOLAS KILLED!!! NOW WHAT IS OCTAVIA GOING TO THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU DID?!?!" Stella screamed as she assaulted Nikki.
"I AGREE WITH STELLA!!! WHAT YOU DID TO STOLAS WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR!!!" Verosika added as she also assaulted Nikki.
"NO!!! STOP!!! I'M SORRY!!! STELLA, STOP, THIS IS UNLIKE YOU!!! YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON AT HEART AND I KNOW YOU CAN BE GOOD!!!" Nikki pleaded as she tried to dodge the attacks.
"NO!!! I AM NOT BEING CALLED THE BIGGEST BITCH IN HELL FOR NOTHING!!! I'VE ALWAYS BEEN AN EVIL CHARACTER, AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT!!!" Stella screamed as she was about to give Nikki one final knockout punch...
"CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled just now, and it was none other than Neyane, the director of the Selfless fanfic.
"I cannot believe what just happened! Nikki1975, you don't ever barge into other's people fanfics and ruin the canon by killing off characters! That is very rude and disrespectful! That is it! For all the shit you did, as well as being a toxic Stella defender and Blitzika shipper, you are being sent straight back into your world and you will never be allowed back in my fanfic again!"
With that, Neyane immediately sent Nikki back to her world. He then led the remaining three to the dead body of Stolas.
"But what about Stolas? He's dead, remember?" Stella asked.
"Don't worry, Stella. Us AO3 directors have special powers to help heal and resurrect characters," Neyane assured as he pulled out the Character Resurrector 3000 and used it on Stolas. He was immediately brought back to life.
"Oh, thank goodness I'm alive again! But what about filming?" Stolas asked.
"You know what? I'm calling it for a day. We'll resume tomorrow," Neyane sighed. Everyone agreed and went back to their respective homes. By this point, the hellhounds woke up.
"w- what just happened...?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Long story short, Nikki1975 tried to ruin the fanfic by killing Stolas," Neyane explained, "We're taking a break. We'll resume filming tomorrow."
"Oh cool! That means I can finally work on my karate to hurt Stolas!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he made some moves.
"No one gives a fuck about your karate, Shay," the watchdog groaned.
Notes:
Okay, I think this is one of the most out there chapters I've written in this series thus far, and that is saying something 💀
Chapter 142: The Dream Journal Controversy
Notes:
Based on this classic cinematic scene: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAvz9uN2PvU
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Ruining his dream journal?"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were surprised to see a human child standing there. That would be Linus from The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl, and he was carrying Max's Dream Journal.
"Um, excuse me, kid, but who are you? And how did you get in?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Name's Linus, and I need your help 'revising' Max's Dream Journal. He showed it off in class today, and I hated it! So I need you all to help me!" Linus explained.
"No, kid! We're right in the middle of something if you couldn't tell. We'll help with that dream journal when we're finished," Stella said.
"Nah, fuck that. I hate dream journals, and I wouldn't mind helping Linus ruin it," the chihuahua shrugged before grabbing the dream journal and began to rip up the pages before taping them on Stolas.
"Seriously? Is this your idea of torture, Stella? To have some hellhounds tape pages of dream journals on me?" Stolas asked, annoyed at the pages being taped on him.
"No, Stolass! They are supposed to do far worse! Now how about you stop taping these pages at him and do something?!" Stella demanded as the Shar Pei and watchdog also began to help Linus by vandalizing the pages.
"But this is much funnier! I'm turning Stolas into a Dream Journal Christmas Tree!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"Yeah, and besides, Max deserved it for rambling about his stupid dreams in class!" Linus added. Just then, however, Mr. Electric and Max suddenly barged into the room as well.
"MINUS! I mean, LINUS! What in the world are you doing here?! You're supposed to be in class, not in a Goetian mansion!" Mr. Electric confronted. Max then snatched his dream journal from one of the hellhounds and looked at the contents, shocked at seeing the pages vandalized. He then looked at Stolas, who at this point was covered in pages of the dream journal.
"HE RUINED MY DREAM JOURNAL!!!"
"I DID NOT! Mr. Electric, send him to the principal’s office and have him EXPELLED!"
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screamed, ending the argument, "YOU THREE GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!! NONE OF YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE HERE!!!"
"YOU'RE IN MY CLASS! NOT... THE OTHER WAY AROUND!" Mr. Electric shouted, "I know everything! And you... know nothing! At the end of class, ALL of you will report to the principal's office. With your parents!"
"OH FUCK THIS!!!" the watchdog yelled as he suddenly grabbed Stolas and chucked him at the three causing them all to crash and the paper taped on Stolas to fly around.
"HEY! DON'T THROW CUFFED OWLS AT ME OR ELSE YOU WILL BE IN BIGGER TROUBLE!" Mr. Electric exclaimed. It was madness from there, as the three hellhounds and Stella would team up to fight Max, Linus, and Mr. Electric. However, somehow, Max, Linus, and Mr. Electric were able to overpower everyone. Max used the pages that weren't vandalized to attack the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds with monsters from his dreams, killing both hellhounds. Linus, on the other hand, would grab a sharp stick from the room and impaled the watchdog hellhound with it. Once stabbed, Linus finished him off by snapping his neck, killing him. And as for Mr. Electric, he turned into his dream form and proceeded to electrocute Stella. In the mist of all of this, Max snuck up to Stolas and released him from his blessed cuffs.
"Alright, Stolas, now finish her off!" Max commanded. Stolas sighed as he had no choice but to go to feral mode and tear Stella to shreds, killing her.
"YAY! WE DID IT! WE DESTROYED THEM!!!" Linus cheered.
"Don't celebrate too soon, because you both are still in trouble!" Mr. Electric, now in his regular form, scolded. Both boys sighed as they all left the room. Stolas, on the other hand, was in shell shock of everything that had transpired. How could drama over a dream journal lead to Stella and her goons meeting a demise. It was a miracle that Stella hadn't used her threat with the snipers on him. He looked at the shredded body of Stella, and sighed.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas said as he went to find some cleaners to clean up the messy room.
Chapter 143: Ava Kris Tyson
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before Stolas can do so, something odd happened. The door suddenly opened, and in came a trans woman named Ava Kris Tyson, a former MrBeast member who was now being disgraced for allegations of grooming, sexual assault, and ties with Shadman.
"STOLAS! I NEED YOUR HELP!" Ava yelled. Everyone stopped what they were doing and looked at Ava in odd.
"No way... aren't you that former MrBeast worker who's been exposed as a creep?" the Shar Pei asked.
"YES! And that's why I need Stolas!" Ava explained, "I know he has powers that can manipulate the public. After all, I know you had Blitzo kill a politician for trying to convince people that global warming exists! So I need you to kill all of these people making false accusations about me and get the public to love me again!"
Stolas was surprised to hear all of this. Granted, he doesn't pay attention to YouTube all that much, so he had no idea about MrBeast or the allegations surrounding Ava, but Stella and the hellhounds were having none of it.
"No way!" Stella exclaimed, "I know who you are, and you're a fucking creep for hanging Shadman lolicon fanart on your wall during your streams, and you had no business acting creepy around underage fans! Not to mention that we were all about to do something in this room, and we did not appreciate you barging in and interrupting us!"
"Yeah, so get out!" the watchdog growled as he pointed at the door.
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME?!?!" Ava screamed before charging at the watchdog and punching him in the face. The chihuahua retaliated by slapping Ava in the face.
"FUCK OFF!!!" the chihuahua yelled. Ava kicked him in the balls before she grabbed the blessed handcuffs and tackled Stella and placed them on her.
"HEY!!! GET THOSE CUFFS OFF OF ME!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to resist.
"No! Since you wanted to be a bitch, I'll treat you like one!" Ava exclaimed before grabbing Stella and throwing her at the hellhounds, crashing into them and causing all four to collapse.
"AVA, STOP!!!" Stolas demanded, "If you stop assaulting them, then I'll help you regain public trust!"
"I'll stop when they apologize for being transphobic!" Ava huffed.
"So, we're transphobic because we acknowledged your creepy interest towards children?" the Shar Pei rhetorically asked. Ava ended up screaming before she somehow picked up all four of them and chucked them out of the window. Stolas had no choice but to watch in horror as they al fell to their deaths.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" Stolas screamed at Ava as he began to cry.
"Because that's what they get for being mean to me! Now come on, Stolas. Help me out, will ya?" Ava said, acting like nothing happened. However, Stolas was at his wits end, and he opened a portal back to Earth before shoving Ava in there.
"I'm not helping you for shit... enjoy being disgraced as a pedo..."
With that, Stolas shut the portal, leaving Ava to deal with the consequences. But as if things couldn't get any worse, Stolas heard a shriek from outside. When he looked out, he gasped when he saw Octavia looking at the deceased bodies of Stella and the hellhounds, and she cried.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE MOTHER DIED!!! WHO DID THIS?!?!" Octavia screamed to the high heavens as she hugged her corpse. Stolas sighed, realizing he was now going to have to explain all of this to his daughter.
Chapter 144: Jar Jar Binks
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Starten what? Haven da most good timen of our lives?"
Everyone turned to who said that, and gasped at who it was. It was none other than Jar Jar Binks, a Gungan outcast from the Star Wars prequels. And to say that the group did not like his presence was an understatement.
"NO NO NO!!! I AM NOT LETTING JAR JAR BINKS GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME! HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN GET IN?!" Stella screamed.
"M'am, pleasen calm neb! Me came hair because me have heard of da Ars Goetia, and me wanted to see how yousa guys doen. Me noticed dat Stolas was cuffed, and about to besa tortured by hellhounds! Stella, yousa needen to releasen stolas and teach those doggies a lesson! Daysa should not besa hurten Stolas liken dat!"
However, the hellhounds laughed at not only Jar Jar's broken English, but the fact that he thought that Stella was going to save her ex from them.
"Oh, you wish, you Jamaican stereotype!" the Shar Pei giggled, "Stella is actually hiring us to torture Stolas for her own pleasure because he cheated on her for an imp, neglects his daughter, and is an all around nuance in the family!"
"Yeah, so I suggest you leave and let us do what we need to do," the chihuahua added. However, Jar Jar wasn't going down without a fight.
"Oh nosa! Stolas, yousa twice their size, and daysa all looken pathetic! From da wrinkled old manen tada longo haired metalhead to Mr. Buffy who thinks hesa tough, but actually a small-dicked loser! Why would yousa let themsa all treaten yousa liken disa? Why couldn't yousa wipen their pathetic asses off da facen of hell?"
"Mr Binks, it's... it's not that simple..." Stolas sighed. However, what happened next would shock them. The watchdog hellhound suddenly released Stolas from the cuffs and then suddenly tackled Jar Jar Binks and placed the cuffs on him.
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" Stella yelled.
"Change of plans, princess. We're torturing Jar Jar Binks for being the worst Star Wars character ever!" the watchdog yelled.
"Oh bombad heavens! Pleasen no torture mesa! Me am actually a really nice guy-"
Jar Jar Binks couldn't finish when he was suddenly punched in the face by the watchdog, knocking him down. The Shar Pei also went up to the Gungan and kicked him in the ches,t breaking one of his ribs.
"Ow! Stopen hurten mesa yousa dumb-dumb doggies! Yousa should've been put neb by yous owners!" Jar Jar gasped, but they refused to listen. The chihuahua then pulled out his knife and sliced Jar Jar's back, causing the latter to scream in pain.
"YOU THREE STOP RIGHT NOW!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DO THAT TO HIM!!!" Stella exclaimed, pissed that she wasn't getting her way.
"Yeah, please stop hurting him! Hurt me instead!" Stolas pleaded.
"No! Jar Jar Binks is far worse than Stolas, and honestly, the more I think of it, the less I want to hurt him," the Shar Pei said as he broke Jar Jar Bink's leg.
"Alright, dat's it! Preparen to feel me wrath!" Jar Jar Binks yelled before he somehow got up and headbutted the chihuahua, causing the hellhound to fall down.
"DON'T HURT MY FRIENDS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" the watchdog screamed before letting out an onslaught of punches on the Gungan alongside the Shar Pei. This intense torture session concluded with all three lifting Jar Jar Binks up and being thrown off the balcony. Everyone watched as Jar Jar Binks fell to his death and splattered all over the floor.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ALL KILLED JAR JAR BINKS!!! I UNDERSTAND HIS CHARACTER WAS POOR IN THE MOVIE, BUT THERE WAS NO NEED TO HURT HIM LIKE THIS!!!" Stolas yelled at the hellhounds.
"I AGREE!!! AND BESIDES, STOLAS WAS THE ONE THAT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HURT, NOT THAT JAMACIAN WANNABE!!!" Stella added.
"Fuck you, Stella! Aren't you both divorced anyway? Why did you even brought us here to hurt him when you could've done so yourself?" the chihuahua interrogated.
"Um... it's because, um... I didn't have the strength to do so!" Stella tried to justify.
"Oh, but you had the strength to abuse him for the whole 17 years you two were married. Hell, didn't you violate him at that honeymoon?" the watchdog asked.
"Yes she did... and I would rather forget about that night..." Stolas shivered as he recounted that awful honeymoon.
"You know what? We're done here. I also called up the snipers to leave the premise. Don't try and get us back into this shit, because we're not available!" the Shar Pei exclaimed before all three hellhounds left the room. Stella then looked her feed to find it was disconnected.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me!" Stella groaned, "Stolas, you may have won this battle, but this war is far from over!"
"JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Stolas screamed. Stella simply scoffed before leaving as well. Stolas couldn't believe what had transpired. Even though Jar Jar Binks was dead, in a way, he did sacrifice himself by allowing himself to be tortured to death so that Stolas won't endure it. He headed down outside to look at Jar Jar Bink's corpse, and then opened a portal to a memorial so that the Gungans can begin his burial process.
"I hope you can at least get an honorable burial for your courageous act in protecting me," Stolas said before closing the portal.
Chapter 145: My Husband is an Adult Baby
Notes:
Based off the comic of the same name by DracReloaded (do not look it up if you value your sanity)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they arrived at the bedroom, however, they all gasped at what they were seeing. It was Moxxie and Millie, but Moxxie was seen wearing a onesie, had a scar on his face, is missing one horn, and is looking very dumb.
"Mi! Mi!" Moxxie squeaked.
"What's wrong, Moxxie? Did you shit yourself?" Millie ask before she sniffed his butt, causing Stella and the chihuahua hellhound to gag at such a disgusting act.
"Um, excuse me! What are you two doing here? And what happened to Moxxie?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, hello there, your highness!" Millie introduced, "You see, my husband got into an accident during one of our jobs when Blitzo dropped an anvil on Moxxie, and I thought he was gone for good! Thankfully, he was brought back to life, but most of his intelligence is gone and now acts like a baby, so I need to help him."
Stolas was surprised to hear about this. He felt sorry for Moxxie, but at the same time, he wasn't sure what the couple was doing here.
"Look, you two, we are going to do something important in this room, and we would greatly appreciate it if you two can take it elsewhere," the Shar Pei said.
"Bad doggy! Bad doggy!" Moxxie mocked.
"Call me 'bad doggy' again, and I'll put you out of your misery!" the watchdog threatened.
"You touch my husband, and I'll put you ALL out of your misery!" Millie threatened back.
"ENOUGH!" Stella screamed, "YOU TWO GET OUT NOW!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING!!!"
But as if things couldn't get any crazier, Blitzo suddenly barged into the room, nude and her cock erect.
"Uber Dicks order is ready for Millie!" Blitzo exclaimed, causing Stolas to blush.
"Oh yes... Moxxie... I apologize in advance for what mommy is about to do..." Millie flirted before she suddenly ripped off her clothes and Blitzo and Millie got on the bed to have sex.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" the chihuahua screamed, "WE JUST CAME TO HURT STOLAS!!! NOT TO SEE DEGENERACY!!! OH MY TARAH, THIS IS A DISASTER!!!"
"Don't worry, we can still fix this! You two stop these lovebirds from fucking while I escort Moxxie out of here!" the Shar Pei commanded. However, when the Shar Pei grabbed Moxxie, he suddenly screamed before he flipped the Shar Pei upside down, causing the hellhound to flung before crashing onto Stella. Meanwhile, when the chihuahua and watchdog tried to separate Blitzo and Millie, both imps punched them in the face. When the watchdog tried to retaliate, Blitzo slit his throat, killing him.
"FUCK YOU!!! DON'T INTERRUPT US!!!" Blitzo yelled before he inserted himself in Millie, emitting a moan from the latter.
"OH FUCK YES!!! MOXXIE HASN'T FUCKED ME LIKE THIS IN YEARS!!!" Millie moaned as Blitzo continued to pound Millie.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE!!! I'M NOT ABOUT TO WATCH ANYMORE OF THIS SHIT!!!" the chihuahua yelled before he left the room, with the Shar Pei following soon after.
"OH MY GOD!!! DID YOU KNOW WHAT YOU THREE DID?!?! I JUST WANTED STOLASS HURT AND TORTURED FOR BEING A PATHETIC FUCKING MAN!!! AND THEN YOU ALL SUDDENLY CAME AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" Stella screamed out of anger and frustration. By this point, both imps came as Moxxie watched.
"Mi Mi! Milkie!" Moxxie exclaimed as he flapped his arms. Blitzo then left the room nude while Millie suddenly snapped from lust and immediately felt guilty for her infidelity. She pulled out a gun and loaded it.
"C'mere, Moxxie! Come sit by mommy!" Millie said as she patted a spot on the bed next to her.
"OH NO!!! I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!!! WE GOTTA STOP HER!!!" Stolas yelled, and he and Stella rushed up to the two. However, they were too late, and Millie shot Moxxie before turning the gun to herself. Both the owl and swan were drenched in their blood.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWW!!! I GOT IMP BLOOD ALL OVER ME!!!" Stella screeched as she ran out of the room, desperately trying to remove the blood on her fur and dress. Stolas, on the other hand, was shell shocked by what he had just witnessed. How did they all go from being in the I.M.P. building to suddenly appearing in the palace and causing all sorts of shenanigans? Stolas noticed Stella dropped her phone on the way out. He picked it up, and noticed that Blitzo, Moxxie, and Millie were still at the meeting, but the snipers were heard snoring, getting bored from staying idle. Stolas then looked back at the corpses, and realized that their designs were different.
"...DracReloaded, is that you?" Stolas asked. Suddenly, DracReloaded came out of his hiding spot groaning.
"Okay, you got me!" DracReloaded admitted, "But you know what? I hate Stella, and I was not about to let her go through her stupid plan of having you hurt by hellhounds! So I decided to intervene by bringing in the characters to one of my comics. Now that she's traumatized, she won't mess with you ever again! Good luck at the full moon!"
With that, DracReloaded picked up the corpses and left, never to be seen again.
"I'm taking a shower. I can't have Via see me like this..." Stolas sighed before he went to the bathroom to wash up.
Chapter 146: A Night with Loona
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Also based on a comic of the same name by Jizoku
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before the cuffs can be placed on him, something weird happened. The door to the bathroom opened, and Loona came out of the bathroom, wearing nothing but a white robe. Moxxie also suddenly appeared in the room, sitting on the bed and looking nervous.
"What's wrong? You nervous?" Loona teased.
"Not at all... I mean you don't make me nervous, this place makes me nervous, I mean your kiss made me nervous..."
Moxxie was suddenly interrupted when Loona pointed at him. "You talk too much, fatty! Remember... you have something to show me..."
"EXCUSE ME!" Stella suddenly blurted out, "I don't know how the fuck you two got in here from the I.M.P. office this fast, but you two need to take this elsewhere! We are about to do something with Stolas!"
"Yeah, and besides Loona, why would you want to have sex with a degenerate imp?" the chihuahua added, "As a hellhound nationalist, I cannot stand species mixing! Stick to your own kind, fatty!"
"You shut up! It's bad enough Loona calls me that!" Moxxie exclaimed before he sighed, "Well... better get started...
Moxxie then pulled out his fat cock, surprising Loona. Stella, on the other hand, look appalled.
"OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!!! LOONA, MOXXIE, YOU TWO BETTER KNOCK IT OFF OR ELSE BLITZO WILL DIE BECAUSE YOU LOVEBIRDS WANTED TO GET IT ON!!!" Stella threatened as she pulled out the feed. However, Stolas decided enough was enough. He suddenly snatched the phone from her and broke it. He then drop kicked the Shar Pei hellhound before quickly grabbing his body and whacking both Stella and the other two hellhounds with him.
"OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, YOU FRUITY OWL?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"YEAH, THAT WAS TOO FAR!!!" the watchdog added.
"Oh, and Stella having me tortured at the hands of hellhounds isn't?!" Stolas clapped back. By now, however, Loona and Moxxie decided to ignore everyone else and began to have sex.
"OH YES!!! POUND THIS DOGGY WITH YOUR COCK!!!" Loona moaned as she rode Moxxie. The chihuahua saw Loona's nude body, and blushed.
"Oh my god... I never realized how sexy Blitzo's daughter was... fuck it! I'm pounding that ass too!" the chihuahua said as he stripped nude and went behind Loona before sticking his penis in her anus.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! YOU TWO BETTER POUND ME SILLY!!!" Loona screamed, and both the imp and chihuahua went crazy pounding Loona.
"Damn, Shay! Didn't knew you can claim that ass!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"DON'T ENCOURAGE THIS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M FUCKING DONE HERE!!! YOU ALL WANT TO FUCK AND ACT LIKE LUSTFUL DEGENERATES, BY ALL MEANS DO IT!!! BUT LEAVE ME OUT OF THIS!!!" Stella screamed before running off crying, pissed that she couldn't get her way. Stolas, on the other hand, didn't knew what to do. While he was glad Loona and Moxxie indirectly halted the torture session from happening, at the same time, he didn't knew how to stop them from continuing to have sex in the bedroom. What didn't help was that the Shar Pei and watchdog decided to join in and take turns pounding Loona.
"Come on, Stolas! Join in! We're sorry for trying to have you tortured, alright? How about we make it up by gangbanging Loona?" the Shar Pei offered.
"Um... sure! Just let me get prepared for a second," Stolas said as he left the room. However, what he did was head to the control room at the palace and look at the security camera in the bedroom that pointed to the group having sex.
"Alright, time to say goodbye!" Stolas said before he pressed a button, and everyone was sucked into a portal that took them to their respective homes. Stolas sighed, glad that he got rid of them, but knew he had more work to do. Stolas opened the windows to let out to air and lit some candles. By this point, Octavia arrived at the palace.
"Hey dad, mom told me that Blitzo's employees somehow broke into the palace and got it on! What in the world was that all about?" Octavia asked.
"Via, darling... it's kind of a long story..." Stolas nervously said.
Chapter 147: Spiroz
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Spiroz is from "Starlight Wings" by TalosLives, which you can read here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/33937855
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, all five gasped at who was in the room. It was what looked to be a young Goetian that sort of looked like Stolas, but had a red/white fur pattern and horns on his head. He was none other than Spiroz, the offspring of Blitzo and Stolas, and had a neutral expression.
"Hello, Stella," Spiroz greeted, "You may be wondering why I am here. Last night, I was given chat logs from an anonymous source from Telegram, where you hired hellhounds and some snipers to coerce my father Stolas to allow him to be abused under the terror of hellhounds, or else my other father Blitzo will be killed. What you are doing is beyond appalling, and I ask that you cease this torture session and leave the premise immediately."
Everyone was shocked at this revelation. Stolas didn't even knew he and Blitzo made a child, let alone he somehow knew about what was going to happen last night. Stella, on the other hand, was fuming.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!" Stella exclaimed, "You're telling me you and your imp actually procreated?! That thing looks fucking hideous!"
"I agree! And I am once again reminded of the horrors of demon-mixing!" the chihuahua added before turning to Spiroz, "Look, man, we don't need any interruptions, alright? Just get out and let us do what we need to do. We're going through this no matter what."
"So you have chosen death, huh?" Spiroz simply said before suddenly rushing to the chihuahua hellhound and grabbed his long hair and launched him at the window. He screamed as his body crashed through the window and he fell to his death.
"HEY! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!" the Shar Pei screamed before punching Spiroz in the face. He retorted by slashing his chest before headbutting him. The watchdog then tackled Spiroz and gripped his neck, choking him.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! CHANGE OF PLANS!!! I'M KILLING YOU, YOU FUCKING BRAT!!!" the watchdog growled as Spiroz fought against his chokehold. However, the watchdog suddenly felt something impale him. He let go of his grip and collapsed on the floor, eyes widening at what looked to be a feral Stolas.
"You leave my son alone..."
"NEVER!!!" the watchdog screamed as he tried to choke him again, but suddenly felt his body explode when feral Stolas unleashed an explosion in his body. He then finished off the Shar Pei by decapitating him.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU ALL KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR IMP, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone. However, Spiroz would grab her arm and break it before snatching her phone and smashing it.
"GET OUT OF HERE, YOU STUPID WHORE!!!" Spiroz screamed, and Stella had no choice but to run away while holding her broken arm. Once Stella was gone, Spiroz looked at Stolas, the latter looking concerned.
"Oh dear... it looks like you have some bruising on your face and neck. Let me heal you..." Stolas said before taking Spiroz to the bathroom to cast some healing spells on him. While that was going on, he added, "So how did you find out?"
"Well, as I said before, I saw her chats with them on Telegram. It's an app only humans can download, but I know it's used by some demons to do some shady stuff. I've heard about Stella before, and I knew she was a pain, but I never thought she would be this... sadistic... I don't understand why you allowed them to do this..."
"Spiroz... despite everything she has done to me, I knew that hurting her back would make me no better than her, and I didn't want Via to think that both of her parents were abusing each other. But now? I am done with Stella. This attempt at having me tortured even after what I went through with her torment and Striker's cruelty is the final straw. She is dead to me for all I care..."
Both Stolas and Spiroz didn't say anything after, but in a way, both were glad that they were okay. Once Spiroz was fully healed, both went to the living room, where Octavia showed up.
"Hey dad, who is this guy?" Octavia asked as she pointed to Spiroz.
"Oh, that is Spiroz, your half-brother. It looks as though he's my child and Blitzo's. You are a big sister now! How cool is that?" Stolas said.
"Good to know you two fucked so much, you ended up having a baby..." Octavia groaned.
"Don't worry, Octavia. I've heard about you and you seem nice and chill. I look forward to being siblings," Spiroz assured. Octavia decided to give Spiroz a shot as both decided to play together. And as for Stolas? He was hoping that Blitzo won't flip out too much when he learned about his kid...
Chapter 148: "Better Then Blitzo" Guy
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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It took some time for Stolas to realize he had hinted Blitz that this wasn’t his first panic attack, but the imp hadn’t brought it up, so… Either he didn’t notice, or he didn’t care. Both were fine with the owl. He was still afraid Blitz’s help has been motivated mainly by practical aspects, but it had truly felt nice, to have someone beside him in those moments, despite the added rush of stress it first caused him.
Now, barely two days later, it was time to prepare for their second self-defense lesson! Even better, Octavia was still there until the start of next week because of her mother’s schedule, which was all better in Stolas’ eyes, and not just because it kept Stella away. Maybe he would be able to not see her at all this week? It went well until now, and he hadn’t even particularly tried hard to avoid her.
At least, the gear Blitz had suggested him to defend or train during the lessons had arrived, a bit later than expected but still in time, so Stolas wasn’t complaining.
It would be an evening without his daughter, but he wouldn’t be alone anyway thanks to the imp, so he didn’t mind too much. Plus, Via was going to some festival to see a concert with Loona, and it felt nice to see these two were getting along even more now. Stolas had even heard Via speak about Loona’s friends, saying they were nice and she’d see them again today.
To Stolas’ dismay, Via wasn’t mastering the portals without the grimoire yet enough to be able to take herself and Loona there, but the owl still made sure the both of them had a safe transportation there, since Blitz would be using the van to come to the palace later, after work. He could have used the crystal, but he seemed to prefer leaving it at the office and not use it for other purposes, and he refused Stolas’ offer to portal him. As for the girls, they had feared loosing the gem not so long ago and therefore didn’t want to risk it in a place full of people.
The prince had made sure to renew the spell on his daughter, and even placed one on Loona and the imp couple from IMP, just in case. With everything happening, it felt safer that way, until he could start his moves, but that would have to wait for next week.
But right now, he had some catch up to do on his work. Not that he could avoid all his tasks even with Via here, but he hadn’t been too busy these past few weeks and hoped it would remain that way, for he had a lot on his mind. Yet, there was still a bare minimum to be done, so he settled on it, asking for refreshments to his staff soon after he got started, to make sure he wouldn’t wander off if he was to go to the kitchen by himself. He… May have been a bit too easygoing this week, and it wasn’t a habit he should take, not when the next one was threateningly close by.
Still, once said bare minimum was done, he was quick to abandon his study to go to the room he had dedicated to their self-defense lessons. His staff was told to put the gear received there, but he hadn’t unpacked yet, and he had to admit, he wanted to do so before Blitz’s arrival, because as much as he loved to chat with his imp, he also knew he probably wouldn’t be as well physically for their next training, so better take some advance on the hiding blades in clothes part so they could focus on the other aspects Blitz had been interested about last time.
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
But before they can actually go, however, something unexpected happened. Someone suddenly barged into the area where the three were at. He was an incubi who was wearing a white "Better than Blitzo" tank top.
"Yo, Stolas, long time no see!" the incubi introduced, "Remember me from the party? It's good to catch up on you, Stols! And who are these two?"
"None of your business!" Stella exclaimed, "Now please leave the premise at once. All three of us have some business to attend to."
"And what kind of business is that, m'am? I don't know what you Goetians need to do that require some cowboy imp," "Better Then Blitzo" Guy shrugged. However, Striker took offense to that, and he suddenly tackled the incubi before pointing the angelic knife at his throat.
"You listen here... I'm about to have the time of my life torturing that birdie of yours, and I do not appreciate you ruining this for me! So you either fuck off, or I'll make you wish you weren't born..." Striker sneered.
"Wait, WHAT?! Why do you want to hurt Stolas, bro? What did he do to you?!" "Better Then Blitzo" Guy exclaimed.
"Sir, please leave! I don't want you to get killed! I promise, this will be really quick, and I'm sure Stella and Striker won't hurt me too much..." Stolas nervously tried to persuade the incubi.
"Why would I start being nice now? After all, you're still getting punished for those silly lessons on top of cheating on me with this douchebag! What would that imp of yours think when he finds out you're cheating on him?" Stella questioned. However, while Striker was distracted by this, "Better Then Blitzo" Guy would shove him away for getting up and pulling out another knife.
"I AM NOT LEAVING UNTIL I ENSURE STOLAS IS SAFE!" "Better Then Blitzo" Guy screamed.
"As if your puny knife will go against my angelic weapon, bitch!" Striker cackled before both engaged in a knife fight, their weapons clashing against each other.
"GO, STRIKER, GO! PUT THAT SEX WORKER IN HIS PLACE!" Stella cheered.
"How about we all stop doing what we're doing and have some brownies?" Stolas offered as he pulled out some brownies, only for Stella to swipe them away. Meanwhile, "Better Then Blitzo" Guy was gaining the upper hand as he got a stick and began to whack Striker with it.
"HEY! STOP IT!" Striker yelled as he tried to block the attack. "Better Then Blitzo" Guy then got a good stab at Striker's abdomen, causing the imp to scream. "Better Then Blitzo" Guy then tackled Striker before restraining him with angelic rope.
"NO!!! STOP!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to get "Better Then Blitzo" Guy off of him, but Stolas held her back.
"Any last words, bro?" "Better Then Blitzo" Guy said as he pointed the angelic knife at his head.
"Fuck you, and fuck that birdie of yours! I hope you both get AIDS!" Striker spat. "Better Then Blitzo" Guy then decapitated Striker with the angelic knife, killing him.
"OH MY GOD!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU KILLED STRIKER!!!" Stella screamed and cried as she got out of Stolas's grip, "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK YOU, AND FUCK THE WARNING SHOT!!! YOUR IMP IS NOW DE-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the angelic knife stabbed her in the forehead, killing her.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas cried as he stopped her dead body from collapsing, "YOU DIDN'T HAD TO KILL HER!!!"
"But her screeching was annoying!" "Better Then Blitzo" Guy defended, "Not to mention they were going to hurt you had I not done something. Please tell me this was the first time and that she hadn't put you through this bullshit before..."
However, from Stolas's nervous body language, it was clear that this was far from the first time he had endured these sessions.
"Are you kidding me?! Why did they had to go for so long?!" "Better Then Blitzo" Guy exclaimed.
"Because she would've had Blitzo killed otherwise..." Stolas sighed, "Look, sir, I appreciate the time we had at the party, and I also thank you for ending this would-be session, even if I felt like you could've done it better. But... I still love Blitzo. I understand he has screwed over many people, you included. But trust me when I say that he is now feeling remorseful, and that is striving to improve himself. We can still be friends, but that's it."
"Better Then Blitzo" Guy was disappointed about this, but nonetheless respected Stolas's decision and agreed to stay as friends. They swapped numbers before he left. Once gone, Stolas took a long sigh. He had gone through a bunch of these torture sessions thus far, and was not a fan of them to say the least. However, with "Better Then Blitzo" Guy somehow finding a way to come in and stop them, he hoped that he can finally be at peace for once. He looked down at their bodies and knew he needed to clean them up. He pulled out his phone and called the cleaners to come and dispose their bodies.
"Now I'm gonna need a shower..." Stolas thought to himself as he walked to the nearest bathroom.
Chapter 149: Blitzo/Stella
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Based off the shipping from Staring at the Exit by StarlitGospels, which you can read here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/57444343
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
"You also understand what's going to happen if you keep on impersonating me!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and gasped at who it was. It was what looked to be another Stella, and next to her was Blitzo.
"WHAT THE- WHY IS THERE ANOTHER ME?!" Stella exclaimed.
"I am the ACTUAL Stella, and you are an imposter!" the other Stella accused, "You see..."
*Flashback*
Years ago... when Octavia was just five, Stella was seen in her bed. Despite being forced to marry to Stolas, who was more focused on himself than actually being with his wife, was trying to make the best out of her situation. With Stolas being gone for the night, it was Stella's task to put Octavia to bed. Once the owlet was sleeping, Stella was seen trying to go to bed herself. Suddenly, she heard a portal open. At first, Stella thought that it was Stolas, so she didn't pay much mind to it. But that quickly changed when she heard an evil cackle. She turned to find another Stella, but now grinning evilly.
"Who are you, and why do you look like me?!" Stella shockingly asked.
"I am you, but far, FAR more evil! And I am taking over your universe!" the imposter Stella exclaimed. She then suddenly grabbed the other Stella and threw her in the portal
"NO! STOP!" Stella screamed, but it was no use. She was banished to another dimension in the hopes that she wouldn't be heard of again.
"And now... it's time to make Stolass's life a living hell within hell! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
*End of flashback*
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. The actual Stella in this fanfic wasn't suppose to be evil, but actually nice and chill?! Stolas, on the other hand, especially looked horrified.
"I... understand now..." Stolas said, "That very night when I returned, you suddenly beated me, and I didn't knew why you suddenly became abusive. But now I know why... YOU ARE AN IMPOSTER!!!"
"Well, Stolass, in my universe, I ended up killing you, and I wanted to have some more fun with you, that's why!" Stella said before turning to the other one, "And how the fuck did you get out of there anyway?"
"It took a long time to track you down, but I'm glad I did. And I also met Blitzo during my journey, and we're dating now!" the other Stella said.
"That's right! You either fuck off alongside your cronies or else we'll make you all fuck off!" Blitzo threatened.
"Oh no! I don't wanna miss my chance to hurt Stolas!" the watchdog exclaimed as he went to punch Stolas, only to be shot and killed by Blitzo.
"You two wanna taste of bullets too?!" Blitzo shouted, and the other two hellhounds gulped before running off.
"HOW DARE YOU SHOOT DESS AND MAKE THE OTHER TWO RUN AWAY IN FEAR!!! THAT IS IT!!! NO MORE GAMES!!! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR FUCKING IMP, STOLAS!!!"
But before Stella can even pull up her phone, the other Stella tackled her, and both swan princesses began to fight. The other Stella would slash Stella in the breasts, and Stella in return would kick down the other Stella. Both pulled their hair as they both slapped and slashed each other.
"GIRLS, STOP!!! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!" Stolas begged, but they kept fighting. Meanwhile, Blitzo took the phone and smashed it.
"Come on, Stolas! We gotta kill the evil Stella!" Blitzo yelled as he pointed a gun at the two.
"But I don't know which is which! I lost track of them!" Stolas said.
"ALRIGHT, GIRLS, STOP FIGHTING!!!" Blitzo commanded. Both Stellas stopped fighting and stood up. "Alright, to determine who is the real Stella, I want you both to do the bitch dance!"
Both Stellas did the bitch dance perfectly.
"Alright, now both of you quote each other!"
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH AN IMP IN OUR FUCKING BED!!"
"It better not. I want this cheating prick dead. I don't care who you have to go through, MAKE IT HAPPEN!"
"Ugh–Stolas, you know I like throwing parties, plus it's true so you can come if you want."
"I like tormenting you, I want to keep reminding you of what you did."
"Ooooh, but I want him dead so badly!"
So far, this wasn't working, as both Stellas can do these actions perfectly. However, Stolas came up with a plan.
"I know! Stellas, what is Octavia's favorite color?"
"Dark blue!" Stella smirked as she crossed her arms.
"No, it's Midnight Purple," the other Stella corrected.
"Okay, now what's her favorite genre of music?"
"Easy, pop!" Stella exclaimed.
"Wrong again! It's Gothic alternative. Hard rock is a close second," the other Stella said.
"Alright, one last question: What’s her favorite store to shop at?"
"I GOT ONE, I GOT ONE! IT'S DICK'S SPORTING GOODS BECAUSE SHE LOVES DICKS LIKE HER INSOLENT FATHER!!!"
The other Stella simply sighed, and motioned for Blitzo to kill her, which he did.
"YES!!! WE KILLED THE IMPOSTER!!!" Blitzo cheered as he and the other Stella celebrated by hugging and kissing.
"Um... that's great and all, but... are you two going to stay here?" Stolas asked.
"No thanks," Blitzo declined, "It'll be weird having two Blitzo's, and honestly, Stella has told me she wants nothing to do with this world."
"Yeah. Stolas, I'm so sorry I couldn't come to your rescue in time, as it looks like she has done so much awful stuff to you. But don't worry, as I think you deserve to be with someone you love," the other Stella told Stolas.
"Wait, so you're actually okay with me being with Blitzo?" Stolas asked.
"Of course!" Stella confirmed, "I mean, you said it yourself: We were only married to have Via and nothing else. Honestly, we both deserve to be with someone we truly love."
But before Stolas can say anything else, Octavia suddenly arrived, and gasped at what she was seeing.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY IS THERE A DEAD HELLHOUND AND DEAD MOM ON THE FLOOR?!?! AND WHY IS THERE ANOTHER VERSION OF MOM AND THAT RED DICKHEAD HERE?!?!" Octavia screamed.
"Sorry kid, but your mom was an evil clone and we had to kill her before she hurt your dad. Byeeeeeeeeee!" Blitzo said before he and the other Stella went inside a portal and closed it.
"Dad, what the fuck happened?!" Octavia demanded.
"Via... it's a long story..."
Chapter 150: Sarah Nothern
Notes:
For those who aren't aware of my headcanons, Sarah Nothern is the wife of Dess Nothern (the watchdog), as I have a headcanon that he is a family man that's torturing Stolas behind their backs. If you're interested in seeing more of my headcanons for Selfless, you can check them out here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/56392852
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"DESS!!! I SWEAR TO LUCIFER, IF YOU LAY YOUR HANDS ON STOLAS, THEN I WILL BE FILING FOR A DIVORCE!!!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and Dess gasped in horror at what he was seeing. It was none other than his own wife Sarah, and she was furious.
"Sarah?! How did you get in here?!" Dess asked.
"Don't worry about how I got here!" Sarah exclaimed before pulling up some messages on her phone, "You left your computer unlocked, and when I checked it, I found out that you not only had a deep loathing for Stolas that spans over months, but you also even went as far as to work with his ex to beat him up for her own amusement! Why?! Even if you felt like Stolas was in the wrong for cheating, this is way too far!"
Dess couldn't believe what was transpiring. He was beating himself up for not turning off his computer before leaving. And now his wife wanted him to stop. But despite this, the hatred he has for Stolas still remained.
"Sarah, please! You don't understand! He cheated on this beautiful swan with a imp who has ugly burns on his face, neglects his own daughter just so he can get it on with said imp, and expects to be treated like a boss when in reality, he's a wimp! I mean, he coward so fucking easily, Stella is right about him not deserving the title of royalty!"
Dess then sighed before holding his wife's hand.
"Sarah, I love you. But I want to help Stella engage in her sadism fetish. So please leave, because I don't want you to be a witness of this brutal torture. I promise, once this is done, we can talk this over."
However, Sarah wasn't going to take no for an answer, and slapped his hand away.
"NO, DESS! I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL YOU ALL RELEASE STOLAS AND GET OUT!!!" Sarah screamed.
"Fuck no! We've already gone this far!" Stella finally spoke, by this point annoyed that Sarah was stalling things, "Now you either leave or Stolas's imp dies!"
"GO AHEAD AND DO IT!!! BUT I WILL NOT LEAVE UNTIL STOLAS IS RELEASED!!!" Sarah screamed. However, what Dess did next would shock everyone. He suddenly began to throw a tantrum and cry while flexing his muscles.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS!!! LET ME TORTURE STOLAS RIGHT NOW, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Sarah, Stella, and Stolas were all shocked at Dess's sudden tantrum. The Shar Pei and chihuahua, on the other hand, were laughing their asses off at such a sight.
"Oh my god! I cannot believe Dess is throwing a tantrum like a five year old!" the Shar Pei laughed.
"Yeah! He should be ashamed of himself for being so childish! Bro legit thinks he's Childish Dad!" the chihuahua added.
"Dess, stop it! This babyish tantrum of yours is not going to work! Now let's go home right now before Stella snaps!" Sarah tried to get Dess to move, but to no avail.
"NO!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I WANT TO TORTURE STOLAS, AND THAT'S WHAT THE FUCK I WANT!!! SO LEAVE AND LET ME AND MY FRIENDS DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!!" Dess cried.
"No! Again, Stolas doesn't deserve it no matter what he did, and I don't want you to get in trouble with the Ars Goetia if they find out what you and your friends are doing! So please, Dess! Think of your children!" Sarah begged, but it was no use.
"I WANT TO FUCKING TORTURE STOLAS WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Dess cried before he suddenly collapsed on the floor and began to cry like a motorcycle, similar to Childish Dad's signature motorcycle cries.
"SIR, STOP!!! FOR GOODNESS SAKE, WHEN VIA WAS FIVE, SHE DID NOT BEHAVE LIKE THIS!!!" Stolas screamed.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD IT!!! SARAH, FOR DELAYING THIS SESSION AND MAKING YOUR HUSBAND ACT LIKE A FUCKING BABY, STOLAS'S IMP IS GOING TO DIE NOW!!!"
But before Stella can follow through with her threat, a fart was heard. Dess stopped throwing a tantrum and made a funny face.
"Uh oh... I pooped my pants..." Dess embarrassingly said as he turned to Stella, "Stella, can you please change me and put a diaper on me?"
However, to say Stella did not like that suggestion would be an understatement, and she let Dess have it.
"CHANGE YOU?!?! CHANGE YOU?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! YOU ARE A GROWN ASS MAN, AND YOU NOT ONLY SHAT YOURSELF, BUT YOU HAVE THE MOTHERFUCKING AUDACITY TO ASK ME TO CHANGE YOU PUT A DIAPER ON YOU?!?! WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THAT?!?! YOU ARE GOING TO STAY IN THOSE SHITTY UNDIES AND PANTS OF YOURS UNTIL YOU RETURN HOME!!!"
"But Stella..."
Dess was suddenly tackled by a now feral Stella.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STAY IN YOUR SHITTY UNDIES AND PANTS!!! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
However, as Stella returned to her normal self and got off of Dess, Sarah suddenly grabbed his arm and forced him up.
"You know what?! Fuck it! We're going home! You two doofuses want to hurt Stolas, be my guest, but my childish husband will not partake in this shit! Now let's go home right now, and I will NOT be changing you!"
Dess cried as Sarah forced him out of the room. But as if things couldn't get bad enough, the other two hellhounds decided enough was enough as well.
"Actually, I don't wanna do this anymore because Dess's babyish antics ruined things. I'm heading home," the Shar Pei said.
"Me too. Stolas, we're so sorry for doing this to you," the chihuahua added before releasing Stolas from the handcuffs and following the Shar Pei out of the room.
"WHAT?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE DESS'S WIFE CAME IN AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT, STOLASS?!?! I'M STILL KILLING THAT IMP PLAYTHING OF YOURS!!!"
But Stella couldn't even pull out her phone before Stolas snatched it and broke it. He then opened up a portal back to Andrealphus's palace and shoved her in there before quickly closing it, not saying a word throughout the entire ordeal. After this, Stolas took a long sigh. He couldn't believe this would-be torture session was stopped at the hands of one of the hellhound's wife of all people, not helped by the fact that Dess ended up throwing a tantrum because of this. He then looked at the clock and realized that Octavia should be arriving any minute.
"Oh! I almost forgot about her visit!" Stolas exclaimed as he ran out of the room to continue doing what he was doing.
Chapter 151: Shay Cross's Parents
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
Once his breakfast was over, Stolas did try to get a few hours of sleep, but his brain just kept circling whenever he tried to rest, so he quickly gave up and choose to continue his preparations. He wouldn’t really be able to drown his sorrow in alcohol in the up-coming days if he was rejected since Octavia was there, but well, in theory he could with all the work he was doing. It’s almost as if he truly had many things do to, when in reality he just needed to keep his mind busy. Which was a bit unusual, he liked to take his time and think, but he already did too much of it and it was just going on repeat now.
He still managed to do what he could to keep an eye on Octavia while she was gone and talked to Loona to reassure himself, then they were both gone, after Stolas hugged his daughter, and he waved at her, wishing them a good evening, while the hellhound was driving away.
The van was bound to come back, since Blitz was using it too to visit the palace, but the girls were going to stay at Loona’s place for a bit, and if they were still up for the party, Blitz would drop them off before joining Stolas.
The Goetia still had a few hours ahead of him, but he had absolutely no idea how to spent them. A bath would be nice, but even if he preened in the most extensive way, it wouldn’t take that long.
Instead, he wandered in the gardens around the palace. The greenhouse was great, but he had already visited his plants today, and the outside would do him some good too.
And it worked… Until he was almost back to his starting point, and he noticed a group or four near the entrance and froze.
“Oh, Stolas, perfect, you’re already here!” Stella smirked at him. “You sure do know when to show up at least!”
“Already?!” He couldn’t help but sigh as they walked toward him.
“What, you’re not happy to see me?” Stella teased. “I know you’re alone, so let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? You’re lucky, I wasn’t planning on it so it will be short, but it’s not like if you had much of a choice, right?”
She showed him her phone again, and on the screen, he could see Octavia chatting with Loona in the back of IMP’s meeting room in some angles from the cameras pointed at Blitz, and he mentally swore. Of course, that was how she knew his daughter wasn’t here, because there was no way she’d have texted her mother about this.
“It is not a great idea to let our heir spend her time with such people, don’t you think? I know you have weird ideas about how to educate a young Goetia, but still! Oh well, you won’t listen to my views on the subject, let’s just skip to the next and funny part! I’ll let you show the way. Don’t forget your phone.”
"SHAY CROSS!!! JUST WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, YOUNG MAN?!?!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and everyone, especially the chihuahua hellhound, gasped at who it was. It was what looked to be two other chihuahua hellhounds, but they looked older. They were none other than Shay's parents.
"Mom?! Dad?! How the hell did you get in here?!" Shay asked.
"We followed you and your band of misfits here! How dare you work with Stella to hurt Stolas?! And you wanna do it again?!" Mrs. Cross confronted.
"Me? Hurt Stolas? Of course not! What gave you that impression?" Shay asked.
"Oh I don't know... maybe THIS!"
Shay's father then pulled out his phone and played a video of the previous torture session. Stella was horrified, as she ha recorded that session, but she only gave it to the hellhounds and trusted friends of hers. She had no idea how Shay's parents got ahold of it.
"Are you FUCKING SERIOUS?! How the hell did you two got the video?! Did Shay sent it to you?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Hell no! I didn't sent it to them! On Tarah's life, I didn't!" Shay denied.
"It doesn't matter who gave it to us. What matters is that is no way to treat Stolas. Me and my husband don't care what he did to you. There is no need for you and you lackeys to do this! Not only will our son not participate in this shitshow anymore, but we demand that you all stop right now!"
However, the mother's response got the Shar Pei and watchdog laughing.
"Oh really? And what makes you two think you can stop us?" the Shar Pei giggled. However, he stopped giggling when Mr. Cross pulled out a gun and shot him in the leg. "FUCK! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!"
"LEAVE NOW!!! LAST WARNING!!!" Mr. Cross screamed. Stella screeched before tackling Mr. Cross to the ground and they both fought. Mrs. Cross also came at the Shar Pei and watchdog hellhounds, all while Shay and Stolas had no other choice but to watch them all fight.
"MOM, DAD, STOP IT NOW!!! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!" Shay begged.
"Yeah, please don't knock down any of my plants!" Stolas added.
"FUCK YOUR PLANTS, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed. Mr. Cross somehow overpowered the swan and punched her in the face numerous times before grabbing her phone and destroying it. Meanwhile, Mrs. Cross was able to snatch the angelic cuffs and placed them on both of the Shar Pei and watchdog's arms, restraining both of them together.
"HEY! GET THOSE CUFFS OFF OF ME!" the watchdog screamed, but Mrs. Cross only flipped them off before pounding them. By this point, Shay had enough.
"OKAY, YOU TWO!!! YOU MADE YOUR POINT, NOW FUCKING STOP!!!" Shay screamed as he shoved his parents away. By this point, however, Stella and the other two hellhounds were injured from the assault.
"Shay, for participating in the torture sessions, you are grounded!" Mr. Cross said.
"WHAT?! YOU CAN'T GROUND ME! I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!" Shat back talked, only to be slapped in the face.
"YES YOU ARE! And not only that, we will report your friends and Stella to the police!" Mrs. Cross said before pulling out her phone and calling the police.
"NO MOM DON'T!!!" Shay begged, but it was no use.
"Hello, police? Stella Goetia has hired some hellhounds to torture her ex-husband Stolas for her own gain, and was going to do it again had we not intervened. Can you please arrest them? Thank you."
With that, the police were called, and Shay was crying.
"Stop crying! When we get home, we're whooping your ass!" Mr. Cross growled as he grabbed his son's arm and they both took him away. Also around this time, the Ars Goetia Police arrived to arrest Stella and the other two hellhounds.
"NO!!! DON'T ARREST ME!!! STOLAS, I'M SORRY FOR WHAT I DID TO YOU!!! PLEASE TELL THEM TO RELEASE ME!!!" Stella begged as she cried.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Stolas shouted, by this point done with Stella's nonsense, "You have been an abusive bitch to me for years, and it's about time you got a taste of your own fucking medicine! And I'll be sure your goons will be punished to the max for being complicit in your bullshit! Goodbye, Stella! I hope you don't drop the soap!"
Stella and the other two hellhounds were then crammed into the police car before driving off. All Stolas did was sighed and take in what just happened. He was glad that the parents of one of the hellhounds had some sense to come in and stop them, though he sort of wished they came a few days ago when Stella first started the torture madness. However, unbeknownst to Stolas, he heard Blitzo arrive.
"Stolas! I saw some police cars driving by, and it looked like your crazy bitch of an ex and some hellhounds were being hauled off! What the hell happened?" Blitzo asked.
"Oh, um... it's... a long story... come in, as I also have to give you something," Stolas said as he motioned the imp inside.
Chapter 152: James Earl Cash
Notes:
Requested by Jkl_889
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
But before Stolas can say or do anything, something shocking happened. A shotgun was suddenly heard, and the Shar Pei hellhound was shot and killed.
"MARCOS NO!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he and and watchdog bent down to their fallen friend. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM?!?!"
"Are you kidding me right now?!" Stolas exclaimed, "The gunshot clearly came from behind. How in the world would I have been able to shoot him when I was standing here? You all saw me, I didn't even use any kind of magic."
"MY ASS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! SINCE YOU WANT TO KILL MY HELLHOUNDS, YOU CAN KISS THAT IMP OF YOURS GOODBYE!!!"
"Not on my watch!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and it was none other than James Earl Cash from Manhunt. He was holding the very shotgun he used to kill Marcos.
"SO YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KILLED OUR FRIEND?!?! WHY?!?!" the watchdog growled.
"Because Starkweather told me I needed to kill Stella because he got word that she was planning on having Stolas tortured for her own amusement," James explained, "I've never killed a Goetian before, but this should be interesting."
"OH NO! I'M NOT ABOUT TO DIE AT THE HANDS OF THIS TRY HARD! STOP HIM!" Stella commanded, and the other two hellhounds charged at James. However, little did they knew that James was a skilled assassin that put Blitzo's killings to shame. He dodged their attacks before twisting the watchdog's arm, causing the hellhound to scream. He then pulls out a wire and uses it to wrap around the the watchdog's neck, then kicks him in back of his right leg, forcing him to his knees. James then puts his knee on the watchdog's back as he cuts through his neck, decapitating him.
"DAMN, BRUH, CHILL!!!" the chihuahua yelled as he tried to stab James, but he quickly turned the knife against him, stabbing the hellhound. The chihuahua screamed and whimpered as James would slash his stomach and disembowel him. Both Goetians watched in horror as James proceeded to rip out his intestines, which eventually led to the chihuahua dying.
"YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH!!! THEY DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE!!! AND YOU'RE ESPECIALLY NOT GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!!!" Stella screeched as she went to slash James with her talons. However, James would gran her arm and use the chihuahua's knife to amputate her hand, letting out a shriek from the swan. James then tackled her down before he pulls out a plastic bag and slips the bag over the her head.
"WAIT!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" Stolas begged as he tried to get James off of her, but he pushed the owl away. He quickly then spins Stella around and punches her four times in the face, causing Stella to let out muffled moans of pain. To finish her off, James finally puts both of his hands on the her head and twists her neck, killing her. Stolas, having watched this gruesome kill take place, cried.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING DID THAT!!! NOW WHAT IS VIA GOING TO THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT THAT HER MOTHER DIED IN A CRUEL, AND INHUMANE WAY?!?!"
Stolas couldn't help it. He collapsed onto his knees and cried at Stella's corpse. James, on the other hand, didn't understood why Stolas would still love her somewhat. As far as he was concerned, she was abusive and tried to have him tortured, and no amount of shielding from her mother status would save her from this deserved demise. He ultimately shrugged before leaving the palace, leaving Stolas to mourn for his fallen ex. After another minute of this, Stolas got up, and called the cleaners to dispose her body. Once they confirmed they were coming, Stolas looked down at Stella's body one last time.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas whispered before walking outside to clear his head.
Chapter 153: Balthazar Bratt
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before Stolas can do such a thing, something unexpected happened. The song "Take on Me" by a-ha began to play as the window suddenly shattered, and in came Balthazar Bratt from Despicable Me 3, followed by his robotic assistant Clive.
"I've been a baaaad boy!" Balthazar teased with his famous catchphrase.
"EXCUSE ME?! WHY THE FUCK DID YOU SUDDENLY CRASH IN HERE RIGHT WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING?!" Stella exclaimed, pissed that her moment was ruined.
"It's simple... Clive, do your thing!"
Clive then snatched the blessed handcuffs and placed them on Stella. "HEY! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME AND RELEASE ME FROM THOSE HANDCUFFS!"
"No!" Balthazar denied, "We're kidnapping you, because I need your powers to stop Gru!"
"OH FUCK OFF!!! GET YOUR MULLET ASS OUT OF HERE AND LEAVE STELLA ALONE!!!" the watchdog demanded, but Balthazar refused, "COME ON, STOLAS!!! WE GOTTA STOP HIM!!!"
"After what you all tried to do to me? Fuck no! You wanna save Stella? Do it yourselves!" Stolas firmly said before leaving the room.
"You know what? Fuck it! Get him!" the chihuahua said and all three hellhounds charged at Balthazar. But little did they knew that Balthazar was far more powerful than he came across. He used a bubblegum explosion to knock down all three of the hellhounds before grabbing the Shar Pei and shoving a Rubik's Cube down his throat. This led to the Shar Pei's stomach exploding into pieces of the Rubik's Cube.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DUDE!!! WHY DOES EVERY ATTACK HAVE TO BE 80S RELATED?!?!" the watchdog screamed.
"Because that decade rocks!" Balthazar said. When the watchdog tried to punch Balthazar, he dodged the attacks with his dance moves before grabbing a Skip It toy and hung him by the neck with it, choking him to death.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD IT!!! COME HERE, ASSHOLES!!!" the chihuahua screamed before charging at Balthazar with his knife, only for the latter to pulled out his keyboard guitar and playing it, which sent out soundwaves powerful enough to rip off his clothes and send him flying away into the city.
"OH MY GOD!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS AND MADE STOLASS RUN AWAY!!! I WAS GOING TO HAVE HIM TORTURED BEFORE YOU CAME IN AND RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" Stella screamed as she began to cry.
"Shut up, princess! Now come on! Let's bust out of here!" Balthazar said as he flew along with his robot and the swan princess.
"BREAKING NEWS! Princess Stella has been kidnapped by none other than the infamous Balthazar Bratt alongside his assistant Clive! Those who grew up in the 80s may remember Balthazar as a child star in his hit TV show "Evil Bratt", but has since turned into a villainous criminal! It is unknown how..."
Octavia was heard crying as she watched the news of her mother being kidnapped by Balthazar Bratt of all people. Stolas, on the other hand, could care less what happened to Stella. He had to put up with her abuse and torture for years, and after the attempted torture, he decided that Stella needed a wake up call, and perhaps being held hostage by an 80s villain will be what she needs to realize her antics are going too far.
"Dad... we gotta save her..." Octavia wept.
"Via, your mother has been a selfish brat who thinks the whole world revolves around her. I'm sorry, my owlet, but I think it's best she stays kidnapped for a bit before we go and rescue her..."
However, this answer did not suit the young owl to say the least, as she proceeded to go feral and tackle her father.
"SAVE HER RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU WILL NEVER SEE ME AGAIN!!!"
Stolas didn't need to be told twice, and quickly changed out of his red robe and into his formal wear.
"Alright, but after this, we need a serious talk with your mother!"
Chapter 154: Jimmy De Santa
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He was truly starting to hope he wouldn’t be visited today, when his phone rang. He froze upon recognizing who he put that ringtone for.
“Yes, Stella?” He tried to greet cordially after accepting the call.
“How slow! Can’t you be a bit faster to pick up your damn phone?”
The Goetia suppressed a groan. It barely took him a few seconds, he wasn’t even that long to… Whatever.
“I am sorry, I do not have my phone in my hand at all times. What do you want?”
He was making a conscious effort not to sound annoyed or worse, she sounded pissed enough.
“Your fucking fuck toy is stalking your place, I hope it’s not your doing?”
Stolas froze.
“What?”
He did check on Stella’s goons’ location on occasions, but didn’t want to keep them in check all the time not to try unconsciously to avoid them, and he only checked the others to make sure they were safe. A quick check on Blitz told him that he indeed could feel the imp’s presence in a tree further in his ground, and he had to refrain from looking his way. He pinched between his main eyes with a sigh.
Unaware of Stolas’ actions, Stella continued:
“How did you not notice? He’s been doing this all fucking day! I was hoping he’d give up, but since it doesn’t seem like he wants to do that any time soon, you’ll have to kick him out yourself.”
Stolas blinked.
“You do realize it would be suspicious if I suddenly realized he was here after your call? Plus, he would simply have to come back after a while, or more likely will try a different approach…”
“What, you can’t even keep your plaything away? How useless and powerless can you be, you pathetic excuse of a man?”
Stolas closed his eyes to try and find the patience in him to deal with her, but was saved from having to answer for a few more seconds, as he could hear someone speak to her on her side of the call. Someone who sounded like one of her hellhounds.
“Oh… That’s actually a good idea! You know what? You’re right, it’s too much trouble to have to come to you anyway, so why don’t you just come to us? I’m at Andrealphus’ place, you better be too before hanging up. Don’t try anything, I have people watching you along with your trash, of course.”
That made him pause again, as she explained exactly where he was to portal. He sighed, knowing he didn’t have much of a choice. He downed the end of his tea and got up while she kept talking. Honestly, it was a surprise she hadn’t thought of it sooner, and he wasn’t too confident walking in the lion’s den, but at least he wouldn’t have to worry as much about Blitz coming right after, or erasing evidence at his place, and maybe he’d be able to spend time in his bedroom without systematically thinking back to all this…
He made sure to open the portal so Blitz wouldn’t be able to see what was on the other side and he crossed, hanging up once he was before Stella and…
Wait.
He wasn't in the room.
He was certainly in Andrealphus's palace, yes. But not in the room that he was supposed to portal to. Stolas sighed, as he knew that there was no going back now that he was already in, as Stella was probably monitoring him via the security cameras. So he began to walk to the room that he was supposed to be in. But as he got closer, he began to pick up on some shouting and arguing. He picked up Stella's voice, as well as the watchdog and someone else. He was confused on what was going on. But when he got to the door and opened it up, he saw Stella and the watchdog arguing with what looked like to be a young human male. That would be Jimmy De Santa from GTA V. They had stopped when Stolas opened the door and looked at the owl.
"Alright, kid, Stolas is here, so get out!" the watchdog exclaimed.
"No! I gotta get my gaming rig set up!" Jimmy insisted.
"Excuse me, but what the hell is going on here?!" Stolas demanded.
"Well, Stolas, right when we hung up, this kid suddenly barged in and demanded we leave because he allegedly got permission from my brother to do a gaming stream here. I keep telling him no because of our little arrangement, but he won't budge! So how about you tell him he needs to take it elsewhere so we can do our usual?"
Stolas was shocked to hear this. Why would this Jimmy kid suddenly come up now right when Stella is about to put him through another one of these awful torture sessions that would most likely involve sexual assault? He noticed a case in the room, and he had no idea what was in it (nor did he wished to know...).
"Look, I'm not leaving this fucking room, okay? I'm trying to get big on livestreaming, and perhaps doing it in a Goetian palace with some actual demons can be the push I need to go big! Whatever you're trying to do with your husband, it can wait, alright?"
"HE IS NOT MY HUSBAND!!!" Stella screamed, "NOW FUCK OFF!!! LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING!!!"
"You know what? How about I call Andrealphus up then? ANDREALPHUS!!! ANDREALPHUS!!!" Jimmy screamed. The watchdog tried to shut him up, but it was too late, as Andrealphus and Octavia entered the room.
"What in the world are you all screaming about?!" Andrealphus exclaimed, "Why is Stolas here?! Who is this random hellhound?! And why is there a human in this room?!"
"Wait... dad, why are you here?" Octavia asked.
"Um, I, uh..." Stolas tried to think of an explanation, but couldn't come up with one that won't lead to her having a heart attack realizing the sinister intentions of Stella. But then, out of nowhere, the watchdog suddenly pulled out a lightsaber and turned it on, which was red.
"I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!! EVERYONE BUT STELLA AND STOLAS GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL START SLICING!!!" the watchdog threatened.
"Dess, what the hell? Since when did you have a lightsaber?" Stella asked.
"What? I carry it all the time. I just don't really use it all that often."
Dess had barely finished his sentence when Jimmy pulled out another lightsaber, this time a blue one.
"How about this, you steroid-ridden mutt? If I win this duel, then you'll let me do my stream!" Jimmy offered.
"BRING IT ON THEN!!!" Dess screamed, and both began to duel with the lightsaber.
"GO, DESS, DO!!! DECAPITATE THAT FUCKING KID!!!" Stella screamed.
"NO, JIMMY, YOU NEED TO DEFEAT HIM RIGHT NOW!!! I DON'T WANT TO GO THROUGH THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!" Stolas screamed back.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Andrealphus screamed.
"I dunno, but this should be interesting," Octavia shrugged as she ate popcorn. As Jimmy and Dess continued to duel, Stella tried to help the watchdog by distracting Jimmy by throwing objects at him, but it was no use. Ironically enough, Dess ended up being distracted, and Jimmy used that opportunity to slash his right arm with the lightsaber, causing the watchdog to scream in terror from the wound. Jimmy then sliced his left arm before quickly decapitating him, killing him.
"YEAH!!! LET'S GO!!! I JUST KILLED A HELLHOUND!!!" Jimmy cheered as he did a dance.
"YOU FUCKING PSYCHO!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUND!!! HE HAD A FUCKING FAMILY!!!" Stella cried as she kneeled to his dead body.
"This is getting ridiculous! Stella, Jimmy, you two are cleaning this mess up! And Stolas, you need to leave! You're not supposed to be here!"
But before Stolas can go, Stella suddenly grabbed the red lightsaber and began slicing Jimmy's gaming setup.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON THAT SHIT?!?!" Jimmy exclaimed as they all watch Stella go ballistic on the gaming setup.
"YOU DON'T DESERVE ONE FOR KILLING MY HELLHOUND!!! NOW I WILL AVENGE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stella charged at the human, and they both duel. At this point, Andrealphus had enough and tried to use his ice powers to stop them, but they failed. Stella would screech before she pulled an epic maneuver that led to Jimmy being impaled with her lightsaber.
"FUCK!" Jimmy yelled as he felt the lightsaber burn up his insides. Stella smirked before she sliced him in half, killing him.
"JIMMY NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!" Stolas cried out.
"BECAUSE HE DESERVED IT!!! NOW ANDREALPHUS, OCTAVIA, GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!! I WILL GO THROUGH THIS NO MATTER WHAT!!!"
But just then, the power went out, and the room went dark. The only light source was from their glowing eyes.
"What the hell? I knew I paid my light bills!" Andrealphus exclaimed. Suddenly, Stella felt herself get knocked out on the side of the head.
"Yeah you like that, don't ya?"
The power then came back on, and all three Goetians gasped when they saw Jimmy teabagging Stella while holding the infamous dildo that he used to knock her out.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" Octavia screamed as she shoved Jimmy away. "HOW DID YOU COME BACK TO LIFE?!?! AND WHY DID YOU HAVE TO KNOCK OUT MY MOTHER AND TEA BAG HER?!?!"
"Well, Octavia, as GTA NPCs, we have powers that help us resurrect whenever we die, and I wanted to get her back for all of her bullshit! Look, my actual true intentions here is because I have gotten some footage of her abusing and torturing Stolas at the hands of her goons, and they're horrible! I'll spare you the footage, but at least two that I know include sexual assault. And I was like, 'Oh hell nah! I'm not letting that slide!' So I hacked into the group chat that they were in and got info on when they will strike next, and I used that to my advantage to come in and stop her! Stolas, I suggest that you send her ass to prison where she belongs or else I will leak the footage and have her name be forever embarrassed!"
Stolas, Andrealphus, and Octavia were all shocked about this, though Stolas was more shock at Jimmy's leak threat. Octavia ended up crying and hugged her uncle as Stolas took her unconscious body and portal her to a jail cell, where she would remain.
"Jimmy, I would like to say thank you for coming in and finally putting an end to this. But how will I explain all of this to Blitzo?" Stolas asked.
"Just be honest. I think he would understand and know you love him, considering how much bullshit you had to put up to ensure he stayed safe. You take good care of yourself, and I wish you a speedy recovery!" Jimmy concluded before leaving.
"Stolas, believe me when I say that I had no idea that my sister was doing all of this. If I had knew, I would've put a stop to it immediately. I knew she was mean and a bitch even, but to hurt someone to that extent?"
"I know, Andrealphus, but there's no need to be apologetic," Stolas assured, "What's done is done, and I hope that Stella will finally learn her lesson in prison. Now, Via, how about we go out for some ice cream? I think it'll cheer you up, and I'll be happy to answer any questions you have there."
"Sure..." Octavia said as she wiped her eyes, and both father and daughter headed out for ice cream.
Chapter 155: Sera
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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Sera was called into the Heaven Department of Weapons and Restraints for an urgent emergency. She wasn't sure why she needed to be called in, as the seraphim was already busy enough as it is, especially in making sure the Exterminations ran smoothly. Once she arrived at the main office, the head George gave her the scoop.
"Thanks for taking time out of your day for this meeting," George began, "Recently, we have been seeing an increase in the loss of our restraints and weapons, and we've been looking into who is responsible for this. After all, it has been months since the last extermination, and there are no known major black markets that we know of that needed to be stopped. However, what I've come across is so awful, that I needed to bring it to your attention."
George then played security footage of what looked to be a swan princess breaking into a storage room of angelic weapons and restraints and stealing them.
"That right there is Princess Stella of the Ars Goetia. Apparently, she has found out where the restraints and weapons are stored, and is using portal magic to break in and steal them. We're not sure why a Goetian princess would do such a thing, but a shocking discovery I've found is that she has sold and distributed these weapons and restraints to some small markets in the Wrath and Greed ring, and it is possible that infamous mafia don Crimson has gotten access to angelic weapons because of her."
Sera couldn't believe what she was hearing, especially as George presented evidence of these alleged market deals.
"My goodness, I cannot believe that this swan is exploiting our supply and giving them to other demons to spread more terror!" Sera exclaimed.
"I know, but that's not even the worse part believe it or not..." George sighed as he pulled out some security footage. "Apparently, during divorce proceedings, Stella has allegedly been subjecting Stolas to torture at the hands of hellhounds for her own pleasure, and it's some of the worst abuse I've ever seen. This footage you are about to see was from an anonymous source that was sent to me. Please note that this footage is disturbing..."
When the footage played, Sera's heart stopped as she saw Stella force Stolas into a sick twisted game. Poor Stolas was forced to stand as the hellhounds would assault him, and should he fall too early, then Stolas's imp will die. Sera felt tears running down her cheek as she heard his cries, whimpers, and hoots from the beating. All while Stella watched with glee. Even though that this was hell and that chaos and destruction was common, it was more of bombastic insanity and over the top. This, however, felt sick and grim. It makes even the strongest of souls shake at the viewing of this sick madness.
“Oh, you’re conscious! Technically, you passed out before I said it was over, but since you fainted after the hit and not directly because of it, I’ll still earn you that warning shot. Ain’t I too generous? I hope you won’t waste it stupidly!”
She had barely finished that sentence when Sera suddenly punched the screen, breaking it. Even though she was still crying, her expression was now that of anger. George shook, even though the anger wasn't directed at him. After all, seraphs are not a force to be reckoned with when angered.
"...I'm going to find Stella... and I'm going to make her pay..."
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
But before Striker can do anything, something shocking happened. The window suddenly shattered, and a white light ball came crashing down on the floor. All three closed their eyes at such a bright light entering. When they opened their eyes, however, they gasped when they saw it was none other than Sera. And she was pissed.
"STELLA GOETIA!!! YOUR REIGN OF SADISTIC TERROR ENDS TODAY!!!" Sera's voice boomed that made both the owl prince and cowboy imp shake in terror. Stella, for some reason, wasn't bothered by this.
"Are you fucking serious? Why are you barging in right when we were about to do something important to Stolass?" Stella groaned.
"How could you have the audacity to downplay what you and your atrocious goons are doing as just 'doing something'? I have seen security footage of what you have done to Stolas, and whatever he has done to you, it is not worthy of putting him through this! And this isn't mentioning you breaking into our storage houses to steal our equipment, distributing it to other demons who don't deserve it, and exploit our powers to harm your husband!"
Sera then glared at Striker.
"You release Stolas from these ropes... and you give me the knife now..."
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE ME, BITCH?!?!" Striker suddenly burst out, gaining the strength to fight Sera. He would charge at Sera with the knife, only for Sera to dodge this attack pretty easily. She would then grab his arm and twist it, breaking it. Striker screamed before he tried to slash Sera with the knife, but she grabbed that other arm and crushed it. Striker was then pinned to the ground and Sera would stomp on his lungs, breaking his ribcage and damaging his lungs, which made it hard for him to breath. Sera would then pick up the angelic knife he dropped.
"Hmmm... looks like there's some pain gel on it... let's see how severe it is..."
The knife suddenly sank in one go until the weapon’s guard blocked it’s plunge, earning a scream from Striker.
"NO!!! DON'T HURT HIM!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to stop Sera, but the latter would punch Stella square in the face, knocking her down. She then removed the blade with a twist, and the high pitched shriek escaped him before he could process what was happening.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I WAS GOING TO STAB STOLAS WITH THAT SHIT!!!" Striker screamed and choked out, but Sera showed no emotion. While both the swan and cowboy were down, she calmly went up to Stolas and untied him.
"Are you okay?" Sera gently asked.
"My limbs feel numb from how tight he tied them..." Stolas said, still shock by what was transpiring.
"OH NO!!! DON'T THINK YOU CAN DO ALL OF THIS AND GET AWAY WITH IT!!!" Stella screamed as she got up, "YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO APOLOGIZE AND LEAVE, OR ELSE I WILL KILL STOLASS'S IMP!!!"
However, this was just about the worst thing she could've said, as Sera would go into her full angelic form and let out a wild shriek.
"ENOUGH!!! IT IS TIME YOU ALL FELT THE PAIN AND SUFFERING STOLAS WENT THROUGH!!!"
Sera would pick both of them up and proceeded to contort their bodies to the extreme. Both the swan and cowboy screamed in terror as they felt their bones break, and their limbs being shattered. Sera would then snapped both of their backs before ripping out their intestines. Believe it not, this extreme disembowelment somehow did not kill them because of special adrenaline powers, though both were in so much pain. Then, in one swift motion, Sera would cause their bodies to explode in a gruesome manner. Blood, limbs, and organs splattered all over the room, drenching Sera and Stolas in it. Sera would return to her humanoid form and look back at Stolas. He looked so terrified at the brutal and merciless murder of both Stella and Striker, and wasn't sure what she was going to do now. Sera would slowly walk towards the owl and gently placed a hand on his shoulders.
"It's okay, Stolas... she's gone now... she won't hurt you ever again..."
Her gentle, motherly-like tone was more than enough for the dam to finally break. He leaned towards her and cried, finally letting out all the pain and agony he's felt ever since this torture madness started. Sera simply held him as he continued to cry.
"t- thank you... thank you..."
This went on for a few minutes before Stolas finally stopped crying. He looked up, and Sera began to speak.
"Stolas, even though I have some prejudices towards demons, even I felt sympathy went I saw that footage. No one deserves to go through that. No matter what they did. No matter what she tried to make you think, you don't deserve it, and it is not your fault that that thing that calls itself your wife did this to you. Remember, Stolas, you are loved, and that imp lover of yours does love you. What's his name again?"
"Blitzo," Stolas replied.
"Yes, Blitzo. He cares about you. And I know you also care about him. Please remember that though things seem down now, remember that there is always a light to the end of the dark tunnel. Now I'm going to take these angelic weapons and restraints and return them to Hell, and I'll be starting an investigation returning all remaining objects Stella had stole. In the meantime, I will give you my personal business card, where you can remain in contact with me. I wish you nothing but a speedy recovery to your mental health and the best for your family."
With this, Sera would give Stolas her business card before grabbing the angelic rope and knife and leaving. Stolas looked around the carnage as he processed what had just happened. Sera the Seraph had actually came down to help him escape the torture sessions, even if she had done so in a gnarly way. But though her execution was brutal, she still have a kind, caring heart to show that she did this to protect him.
"Great... now how am I going to get this cleaned up...?" Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 156: Tilla
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Based on the fanfic "Baby Mine" GRGrimm2001: https://archiveofourown.info/works/57235228
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"STOP BECAUSE YOU ARE ALL NOT HURTING BLITZO'S CHILDHOOD FRIEND!!!"
Everyone turned to who interrupted Stella, and it was none other than Tilla, the mother of Blitzo and Barbie.
"What the- Aren't you Blitzo's mother?! I thought you'd died from that fire at the circus!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Well, I somehow survived, and I'm trying to get the family back together," Tilla explained, "I wanted to see what Stolas has been doing, only to find that you are trying to have him tortured for your own enjoyment! I can't believe Stolas married to you! You all release him and get out right now!"
However, Stella and her hellhounds ended up laughing at this threat, not being phased at all.
"As if we'd listen to this burn victim! You don't stand a chance against us!" the watchdog mocked.
"Is that so?" Tilla growled before she suddenly lunged at the watchdog hellhound and proceeded to choke him.
"HEY!!! GET OFF OF HIM!!!" Stella screamed as she and the other two hellhounds tried to get Tilla off, but to no avail. Somehow, Tilla had grew stronger, and was able to keep the watchdog pinned down as she choked him. Eventually, she snapped his neck, killing him.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR?!?!" the Shar Pei yelled.
"And torturing Stolas isn't?! Now go away! Last time I'm asking!"
Stella ended up screeching and proceeded to scratch Tilla with her talons. She also tried to choke her out, but Tilla would grab her arm and twist it, breaking it. Tilla would then kick the swan down, grabbed her, and swung her at the other two hellhounds, knocking her down. While all three were still down, Tilla would release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUND AND THEN ATTACK US!!! THAT IS IT!!! STOLAS, KISS THAT IMP OF YOURS GOODBYE!!!"
But Stella couldn't even get her phone out before a feral Stolas tackled her and shredded her, by this point done with her antics. He then grabbed the other two hellhounds and disemboweled them before decapitating them, killing him. While all of this carnage was happening, Tilla was watching in horror. Once everyone was dead, Stolas would return to his normal form and looked back at Tilla.
"My goodness... I can't believe you killed them like this! How come you didn't do that earlier?" Tilla asked.
"Because I didn't want to hurt Via's mother. But after this... I'm just done with her antics. I wish I had divorce her years ago. Perhaps I wouldn't feel so depressed..."
Tilla could tell that Stolas is still affected by Stella's years of abuse and torment. So she and opened her arms, in the universal hug style. It only took Stolas a few seconds to hug Tilla., and he started to cry.
"It's okay, Stolas... it's all over now..." Tilla whispered as she continued to hug Stolas. One minute later, they broke out and both decided to catch up on what had happened since Tilla's last known presence. She was surprised to see that she and Blitzo were now dating, but their relationship had been complicated as of late since their disastrous date at Ozzie's. She told Stolas that he should continue to pursue him and give him the Asmodean crystal, believing that it will be a good way to help bring closure to their relationship. During this time was when Octavia showed up.
"Hey dad, who's this lady?" Octavia asked.
"Oh, that's Tilla, the mother of Blitzo," Stolas answered.
"Really? I didn't knew Blitzo had a mom. Where have you been?"
"Well, uh... it's sort of a long story..." Tilla sighed.
Chapter 157: Racist Penguins
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
The Racist Penguins in question are the ones that appeared in the Helluva Shorts episode "Mission: Antartica"
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, all five gasped when they saw that the room was covered in nothing but penguins.
"Wow, Stolass! Where the fuck did you get all of these penguins?!" Stella asked.
"Seriously, Stella? I don't know any of these penguins!" Stolas insisted. Meanwhile, the penguins took note of the hellhounds.
"Who are they?" one of the penguins asked. One of the penguins then walked up to the hellhounds and quacked some slurs. Somehow, the hellhounds knew what they were saying, and were pretty upset.
"HEY! YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF CALLING US SLURS!" the Shar Pei barked.
"YEAH, WE DON'T CALL YOU DICKBEAKS!" the chihuahua added.
"Will you stop instigating them?!" Stella groaned before turning to the penguins. "Look, you all, we are all going to do something important and private in this room, and I ask that all of you penguins leave the room."
However, to say that the penguins did not take this lightly would be an understatement. They flashed their sharp teeth before biting down on the watchdog's leg.
"OW!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!" the watchdog screamed as he tried to get them off of him, but to no avail. Soon, the penguins end up tackling down the hellhounds and would greatly assault them by biting them in several places.
"DON'T STAND THERE LIKE A FUCKING BOWLING PIN AND HELP ME GET THE PENGUINS OFF OF THEM!!!" Stella shrieked as she and Stolas tried to stop the penguins. One loud shriek would be emitted when the penguins bit off their dick before the penguins began to disembowel the hellhounds, ripping away their organs and intestines. Even Stella ended up losing one of her fingers to their bites.
"STELLA, COME ON!!! WE GOTTA GO!!!" Stolas begged, but Stella refused to budge.
"NO!!! I GOTTA HELP- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stella felt the penguins tackle her and then begin to disembowel her as well. By this point, Stolas didn't want to be next, so he had no choice but to run away. By this point, Stella and the hellhounds were dead, and were now running rampant in the palace.
"GOODNESS GRACIOUS, WHAT AM I GOING TO DO?!?!" Stolas screamed as he watched his palace be taken over by penguins. He didn't understand how this happened. One minute, he was ready to embark on a journey of pain and torment at the hands of Stella's sadism. And the next, some penguins bust in and ruin everything. While he was glad they at least put a halt to things, at the same time, he didn't knew what to do with them taking over the palace. As if things couldn't get anymore embarrassing, Octavia had arrived.
"Dad, what the fuck is going on? Why are there penguins all over the place?" Octavia asked.
"Oh Via... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed.
Chapter 158: Sallie May
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
However, before the first punch can be thrown, something unusual happened. The door suddenly came crashing down, and in came Sallie May, the sister of Millie.
"I KNOW DAMN WELL I DID NOT HEAR YOU ALL TALKING ABOUT TORTURING STOLAS!!!" Sallie May screamed. However, the three hellhounds laughed at Sallie's presence.
"Oh wow! This tranny really thinks we're going to stop because 'she' thinks 'she's' tough!" the Shar Pei mocked.
"Yeah! And I can literally see your fucking bulge!" Stella added, "Now I suggest you leave and don't speak of what we're doing here, alright?"
However, to say Sallie May did not take kindly to this mocking would be an understatement. She would suddenly charge at the Shar Pei hellhound and stab him in the gut, causing the hellhound to scream. She then slashed his chest before snapping his neck, killing him.
"JESUS CHRIST, BRO, WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIM?!?!" the chihuahua screamed.
"Because he was being rude and transphobic! Now I suggest you release Stolas and leave or else I'll kill you jerks as well!"
"MAKE US!!!" the watchdog growled as he grabbed Stolas and tried to swing him and her, but Sallie dodged the attack before grabbing Stolas and throwing him out of the room. She then grabbed the Shar Pei's dead body and whacked the other two hellhounds with him. When Stella tried to stop Sallie, she would whack her with his dead body as well.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY WOULD ATTACK US WITH HIS DEAD FUCKING BODY?!?! I HAVE HIS BLOOD ON MY DRESS NOW!!!" Stella whined.
"I DON'T CARE!!! LEAVE!!!" Sallie screamed, but Stella won't go down just yet. She pulled out her phone to send a signal to the snipers to kill Blitzo, but Sallie broke her arm, snatched her phone, and smashed it.
"YOU LKNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!! AND FUCK YOU, TRANNY!!!" the watchdog screamed before running out of the room alongside the chihuahua and Stella. Once everyone was out of the room, Sallie went to Stolas, who was still cuffed. She released him from the cuffs.
"I'm sorry for throwing you out of the room, but I didn't want them to hurt you," Sallie apologized.
"No worries, but I can't help but wonder how you got in here to begin with..." Stolas pondered.
"Well, I've heard about you from the last Harvest Full Moon Festival, and I wanted to sneak in and see you. But that's when I heard that crazy swan ex of yours talk about the torture, and I knew I couldn't let that happen. I don't even know how they got access to angelic restraints! Did they lend it from Striker?"
"Striker? That asshole who almost killed me? Well, considering she hired him before, it would not surprise me considering he also had access to other angelic material," Stolas theorized. The two would continue to talk for a bit before Sallie decided to head out, but not before exchanging phone numbers to continue talking to each other. Once Sallie May was gone, Stolas called in cleaners to dispose the Shar Pei's body and clean up any blood before Via arrived.
"I just hope Stella doesn't mess with me again..." Stolas thought to himself as he went to continue his preparations.
Chapter 159: Deadpool
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Saving my universe? If that's the case, then please do so!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were surprised to see it was none other than Deadpool, who was wearing his red costume.
"No way! It's Deadpool!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Well, that's who I am, yeah," Deadpool awkwardly said.
"Seriously? What the hell are you doing here? Can't you see we're right in the middle of something?" Stella groaned.
"Well, long story short, Mr. Paradox is saying he's going to destroy my universe and offered to spare me to join the Avengers, but I declined because I want to save my friends. And I cannot do that until I find the Wolverine, because apparently he died in some other universe, and I need another version of him to help save my timeline and his."
Deadpool then looked at the watchdog hellhound.
"Say, you look like Wolverine. Well, maybe a Watchdogerine per say, but you got his strength! Do you got those cool long claws he has?"
"Seriously? I am not Wolverine, nor is there a Wolverine in this place, alright?" the watchdog said, "Besides, I hate the MCU because it's going too woke!"
"Bro, come on now, I'm not here for a fucking lecture..." the chihuahua groaned.
"Well it's true! Disney is forcing diversity on people while making its white characters look stupid! I mean, haven't they heard of 'Go woke, go broke?'"
"So, Disney is woke because it acknowledges women and POC?" Deadpool asked.
"Yes!" the watchdog confirmed, leading to everyone to groan besides Deadpool.
"So by that logic, won't you also be woke because you're working with a woman?" Deadpool rhetorically asked. The watchdog took this in consideration, and looked shocked.
"OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS WORKING WITH A FEMINAZI ALL OF THIS TIME!!! OH HELL NO!!!"
The watchdog then punched Stella in the face before kicking her while she was on the ground. The Shar Pei and chihuahua thankfully got the watchdog off of her, but by that point, Stella was injured and had a black eye.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM, NOT ME!!! AND I AM NOT A FEMINAZI!!!" Stella screeched as she got up.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he ran up to Deadpool to stab him. However, the chihuahua was shocked to see that Deadpool didn't react to the stab at all.
"Oh yeah, I should remind you that I have superhuman regenerative healing abilities, so this stab wound is nothing," Deadpool casually said as he took off the knife, "I should also remind you that since I'm not about to deal with this bullshit that is that apparent torture session poorly disguised as a BDSM session, I'm going to kill you jerks now."
"What?"
The chihuahua could barely process what Deadpool said before he suddenly pulled out his sword and decapitated the chihuahua, killing him.
"How's this for stab? Besides, why would a hellhound wear a Der Stürmer shirt?"
"OH NO!!! IF YOU THINK YOU CAN KILL OUR FRIEND AND GET AWAY WITH IT, THINK AGAIN!!!" the Shar Pei exclaimed as he and the watchdog charged at Deadpool. However, they severely underestimated Deadpool's power, as he dodged their attacked and stabbed them with his swords. He then grabbed them and slammed their together, causing them to fall. He then finished them off by cracking their necks, killing them.
"Wow, for strong hellhounds, they sure can't fight for shit!" Deadpool joked.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO COOL, HOW ABOUT I KILL STOLASS'S IMP?!?!"
But before Stella could do such a thing, Deadpool pulled out his gun and shot her phone, breaking it. He then grabbed her and launched her straight into the sky, never to be seen again.
"God, her voice is more annoying than Jar Jar Binks singing Bjork while scratching a blackboard with a screaming baby during a fire alarm in a house of howling mental patients!" Deadpool said before he went up to Stolas and released him from the handcuffs, "You alright?"
"Alright as someone who was about to be tortured at the hands of my ex's goons," Stolas shrugged, "Will Stella be okay?"
"I have no idea honestly, but I'd prefer she isn't okay. I'd stick around, but I gotta continue looking for Wolverine. Pretend you didn't see me, alright?"
Stolas nodded, and Deadpool left their dimension to find Wolverine. Stolas couldn't believe what had happened. Deadpool of all people was somehow able to come in just in time to stop Stella and her hellhounds from hurting him. He went to portal his phone back to call in cleaners to dispose the hellhound's bodies when he found Stella was trying to call him, which was weird since Deadpool shot her phone. But nevertheless, he answered the phone with caution. It pulled up to a video call with Stella running.
"STOLASS, YOU BETTER COME HERE AND HELP ME!!! I AM BEING CHASED BY SOME BALD LADY WHO WANTS TO STICK HER FINGERS IN MY HEAD TO LOOK THROUGH MY MIND!!!"
Notes:
Before I truly end things, I would like to remind people that I do not want to see any weird and insulting comments surrounding Selfless and its fans, as well as my work. Earlier today, I had some weirdo comment on this page and Selfless accusing me and others of having double standards with Stella and Valentino as well as allegedly being misogynists. Nevermind that no one to my knowledge has done so. If you don't like Neyane's Selfless, fine. But at the same time, this is not the platform to be expressing such opinions, especially in such an insulting manner.
Chapter 160: Jeffy
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"UH!!!"
Everyone turned to who made that noise, and were shocked to find it was none other than Jeffy from SML. And he was seen standing there with his usual blue helmet, yellow shirt with his name on it, diaper outside his pants, and who can forget the pencil up his nose.
"Hey, I'm Jeffy. What doing?" Jeffy said as if he wasn't about to witness a brutal torture session just now.
"No, what doing you?!" Stella exclaimed, "Can't you see we're right in the middle of something? And how did you even get in this fucking room?"
"I don't even know," Jeffy shrugged.
"Wait, kid, why do you have your diaper outside your pants?" the Shar Pei asked.
"So my diaper doesn't get dirty," Jeffy responded.
"Doesn't that defeat the purpose of a diaper?"
"Fuck that! Why the pencil up your nose?!" the chihuahua blurted out.
"I don't even know," Jeffy shrugged.
"ENOUGH! Look, man, your stupid ass is not going to ruin this for me! So get out or we'll make you get out!" the watchdog threatened as he growled.
"Why?" Jeffy asked.
"Because we need to do something to Stolas!" the watchdog responded.
"Why?"
"Because Stella wants us to do it!"
"Why?"
"Uhhh... Because she's in a mood!"
"Why?"
"STOP SAYING WHY!!!"
"Why?"
By this point, the watchdog snapped and charged at Jeffy. However, Jeffy not only dodged the attack, but also pulled out his pencil and stabbed him with it. "OW!!!"
"Go away, doggy dick!" Jeffy exclaimed as he kicked the watchdog down. The Shar Pei and chihuahua also tried to attack Jeffy, but he roundhouse kicked the Shar Pei before kicking the chihuahua in the balls.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU THREE ARE GETTING FUCKED UP BY SOME RETARD!!!" Stella screamed, "JEFFY, BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BREAK IN AND ATTACK MY HELLHOUNDS, STOLASS'S IMP WILL NOW DIE!!!"
But Stella couldn't reach for her phone when Jeffy suddenly grabbed it and threw it out the window, breaking it. He then grabbed Stella and slammed her on the ground.
"JEFFY, NO! DON'T HURT STELLA!" Stolas begged. Despite what she tried to do, he still didn't feel comfortable hurting her. Jeffy stopped, but went up to Stolas to release him from the blessed cuffs.
"Alright, hippo dicks! Get the fuck out of this room before I feed you green beans!" Jeffy exclaimed. Stella and the hellhounds groaned as they walked out of the room. Soon, Jeffy's dad Marvin entered the room.
"JEFFY!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HELL?!?!" Marvin screamed.
"Daddy, I needed to save Stolas from being hurt by his fatass wife!" Jeffy defended.
"I HEARD THAT!!!" Stella screamed as she re-entered the room.
"YOU WANT TO GET YOUR ASS WHOOPED MORE, BITCH?!?! I FUCKED UP BULLY BILL, I CAN DO THE SAME TO YOU!!!" Jeffy threatened, and Stella ran out of the room in fear.
"Jeffy, you are so lucky those demons didn't shred you to pieces!" Marvin scolded before turning to Stolas, "I am so sorry about my son."
"No worries, sir. If anything, your son rescued me from a pretty bad torture session," Stolas assured as he handed Jeffy his contact for future meetups, as he was interested in being friends. Once Jeffy and Marvin left, Stolas took in what the hell had transpired. How could some mentally challenged human like Jeffy somehow overpower Stella and her goons? And how come not even the watchdog can overpower him? Regardless, he was glad he didn't have to be hurt right before Via showed up. Speaking of whom...
"Dad, I just saw some weird diapered kid and his balding dad walk out of the palace. What were they doing here?" Octavia asked.
"Oh, um... they were here for business purposes, that's all!" Stolas lied, not wanting to have to explain the full story about their appearance.
Notes:
Who else is mentally preparing for the 28th chapter? Because I have a feeling it will be the worst torture session yet...
Chapter 161: Alessio
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the room, however, they were shocked to find that someone was in the room. It was what looked to be a shark demon wearing mafia clothing.
"Excuse me, sir, but we need this room to do something, so can you please leave?" the Shar Pei asked, not intimidated by his presence.
"No..." the shark demon lowly said, "My name is Alessio, and I ask that Stella either wire transfer $100,000 to me or else I will take her to see Sir with force..."
"Are you fucking serious right now?!" Stella blurted out, "Now is not the time for this shit! Get out of here and let us be!"
However, Alessio not only refused to leave, but he suddenly whipped out angelic rope and used it to lasso Stella before tying her up. "HEY!!! GET THOSE WRETCHED ROPES OFF OF ME!!!"
"Sir, please release her!" Stolas begged, but Alessio once again refused.
"OH HELL NO!!! IF YOU THINK WE'RE JUST GOING TO LET YOU TAKE STELLA, THINK AGAIN!!!" the watchdog growled as he and the other two hellhounds charged at the shark demon. However, Alessio would dodge the attack by swapping Stella in his position. Unfortunately, they couldn't stop in time, and Stella let out a pained squawk as she felt her body be crushed by the weight of three hellhounds.
"OW!!! GET OFF OF ME!!!" Stella screamed. The hellhounds got off and tried to untie Stella, only for the chihuahua to scream as he was stabbed in the back. When he turned around, Alessio would slit his throat, killing him. He then pulled out his pistol and killed the other two hellhounds by shooting them in the head.
"Not so tough now, huh?" Alessio mocked as he picked up Stella with ease.
"STOLASS, YOU GOTTA HELP ME!!! PLEASE!!! I DON'T WANT THIS JERK TO TAKE ME TO HIS FUCKING LAIR!!!" Stella begged.
"After what you tried to do to me just now? Fuck no! I'll allow him to take you, and I won't come and rescue you until tomorrow morning. I want you to learn that you cannot always have your way, and you especially cannot be hurting me anymore! Take her away!"
With this, Alessio nodded and left the room carrying Stella. Stella couldn't believe what had transpired. All she wanted to do was to finally regain control of Stolas and have him tortured for her own enjoyment. And it most likely would've worked had Alessio not show up unexpectedly. While she was trying to figure out how to escape, the shark demon would strap the swan princess in the car before dashing back to the Greed ring and into Crimson's mansion. He then picked up a still restrained Stella and carried her into the mansion and walked to the door of Crimson's office, where he knocked.
"You may enter," Crimson said. However, when the mafia don saw Alessio carry a Goetian, he couldn't help but gasp. "ALESSIO! I know fucking well you didn't kidnap a Goetian! What the fuck is she doing here?"
"Sir, remember a few days ago when you said that I couldn't even kidnap someone if my life depended on it after I failed to get your son Moxxie back?" Alessio began, "Well I wanted to prove you wrong and show that I can successfully take people by myself, and what better way than to do it with a Goetian? I chose Stella since she was an easy target, and from stalking her, I saw that she was planning to have her husband Stolas tortured at the hands of hellhounds for reasons I still don't understand."
"IS THAT HOW YOU SNUCK IN SO EASILY?!?!" Stella shrieked, but Alessio slapped her in the face.
"Yes!" Alessio spat, "In fact, I also looked into your lackeys to find their weaknesses, which was how I was able to defeat them so easily. Since Stolas isn't coming to get you until tomorrow morning, you are going to stay with Sir where he can do whatever you want. Goodbye, Stella!"
Before Stella can say anything else, Alessio left the office. She turned to the mafia don shaking, not knowing what he was going to do. However, Crimson sighed and untied Stella from the ropes.
"You know, it's been a while since I had some company. What do you say we spend the night having some fun?" Crimson flirted. Stella was hesitant, considering she hated imps, and she already had bad experience with imps fucking Goetians like Stolas. But then she remembered that she had heard of Crimson before, and he was known to be merciless to those who wronged him, and feared that if she refused, then he could kill her right then and there.
"...Fine. But I'll be taking control in bed. Deal?"
"Fine by me!" Crimson smirked and they both left the office to go to the nearest bedroom.
Chapter 162: Derek Parker
Notes:
Derek Parker is the weird kid character based on Thee BlackBadger's comedy sketches. You can see his origin story here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5u1n70qG6yU
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, all five gasped at who they saw. There stood a kid with emo black hair and wearing all black. He was none other than Derek Parker, a.k.a. the Weird Kid from Thee BlackBadger's videos.
"Well look what we have here... it's none other than my favorite Goetian Stella!" Derek giggled in a creepy way.
"No shit it's me. Now can you please leave? We are about to do something important in this room," Stella said, irritated about Derek's out of nowhere appearance.
"I don't think so. You see, last night, I got access to your phone and found out you were going to torture Stolas. And I find that very cool! I would love to hear his screams and painful shrieks as he is beated and abused by hellhounds! How ironic, the dark lord has fallen under the reign of low-life hellhounds!"
Everyone was shocked at Derek's strange obsession with sadism and wanting to see Stolas hurt. He was somehow a bigger sadist than Stella. However, the hellhounds took more offense at the fact that he called them low-lifes.
"Excuse me, kid?!" the watchdog exclaimed. "I'll have you know I'm successful working as a boxing trainer, as well as having a loving wife with two kids! Now I suggest you leave, because this torture session is not something you should be witnessing!"
However, Derek only glared at the watchdog before laughing evilly.
"Oh, you doggies are funny! You see, I know about your family, and before I got here, I got to do a little something to them..."
Derek snapped his fingers, and what the group saw would shock them. It was the watchdog's wife and children. Or... what was left of them... the wife was seen skinned throughout her entire body and her head decapitated, with two spikes penetrating her eyes. The children, on the other hand, got it worse, as they both had their limbs amputated, with their bodies burned to char. The son had his intestines disemboweled, and the daughter looked to be violated. When the watchdog saw this, he let out an agonized cry.
"SARAH!!! HENRY!!! CAMILLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the watchdog screamed as he ran up to his family and hugged them, tears flowing down his face. He had no idea how Derek was able to murder his family members in such a horrible, agonized way, but it was one of the worst things he could ever find out. Even Stolas couldn't help but feel bad for him, despite what he tried to do to him just now.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, BRO?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL HIS FAMILY IN SUCH A DISGUSTING MANNER?!?!" the chihuahua scolded, shocked and appalled by Derek's actions.
"Oh, don't worry, Mr. Chihuahua, for I also decided to do something special to your parents!"
Derek snapped his fingers again, and the chihuahua's parents would suddenly appear in the room. They were hanging by their necks, and their bodies were bloodied and covered in stab wounds and patched fur, implying that Derek shaved parts of their fur to humiliated them. Both of their genitals were also mutilated.
"MOM!!! DAD!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the chihuahua screamed in terror as he collapsed on the floor crying.
"Sorry about your fam, guys, but I don't have a family, so I think I'm good," the Shar Pei shrugged, not showing any consideration of their fallen families. However, that didn't last long, as Derek showed him the crumbled remains of their graves. "OH COME ON!!!"
"YOU SICK FUCK!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL THEIR FAMILIES AND DISRESPECT THEIR HONOR!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS ROOM RIGHT NOW AND NEVER COME BACK!!!" Stella screamed.
"You want me to leave? Then make me..." Derek sneered.
"OH, WE'LL MAKE YOU ALRIGHT!!! THIS IS FOR KILLING MY WIFE AND KIDS!!!" the watchdog screamed as he charged at Derek. However, Derek dodged the attack and grabbed his neck very hard. He would turn him around and rip out a hole in his back before ripping out his spinal cord. He then used his spinal cord to whip his back before snapping his neck with it, killing him. The chihuahua and Shar Pei then let out a primal scream before they both charged Derek. He moved out just in time to bop their heads against each other, distracting them enough to grab the blessed cuff that fell and cuffed their legs together. He then grabbed a fuser and fused their bodies together. Both the chihuahua and Shar Pei screamed and cried from the painful fusion that was forced upon them. Derek then violently tore the fusion apart, causing blood and chunks of their flesh to be violently ripped apart. Derek finished them off by stomping on their heads, crushing them and killing them.
"OH MY LUCIFER!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST KILLING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!!!" Stolas screamed.
"I KNEW IT!!! YOU SENT HIM TO RUIN MY PLANS, DID YOU?!?!" Stella accused the owl prince. "THAT'S IT!!! I AM HAVING YOUR IMP KILLED!!!"
But when Stella pulled out her phone, she gasped when she saw that the snipers had all died, though the members of I.M.P. looked to be unharmed.
"And now... for my grand finale... watch closely..."
Derek then stared at them blankly as a heartbeat can be heard.
"Um... what are you going to do...?"
"..."
"SIR, JUST GET THE FUCK OUT!!! YOU HAVE DONE ENOUGH!!!"
"..."
"Um, Stella...? I don't like where this is going..."
"..."
"Please... just... go..."
"..."
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Derek jumpscared the owl and swan by shrieking in their faces. While Stolas was frightened, Stella was even more terrified. So much so, she ended up passing out from fear.
"And that concludes 'Derek's Fun Times with Stella and Her Doggies'!" Derek said with glee, "Thanks for watching this amazing performance, Stolas, and I hope you have a good night!"
Derek then left the room before Stolas could say anything else. Stolas couldn't believe just how weird and even terrifying Derek was. Though his methods were brutal and unforgiving, at least he was able to intervene in time to stop the torture session before it actually happened. Stolas decided to portal Stella back to Andrealphus's palace and left a business card for a therapist, cause she sure as hell needs some after witnessing such violent acts. As for the hellhounds, he portaled their bodies to a funeral home that specializes in burying hellhounds, hoping they and their families will get an honorable burial. He then called in the maids to clean up the remaining mess.
"Now hopefully, I can get everything ready before Octavia arrives," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room and let the maids do their thing.
Chapter 163: Geralt of Rivia
Notes:
Requested by A Fan
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
But before Stolas can answer, something odd happened. A portal suddenly formed, and in came what looked to be a white-haired man. He was none other than Geralt of Rivia. As soon as he came out, the portal closed. When Geralt got up and looked around, he realized he wasn't where he was supposed to be.
"Great. Nice job, Yennefer! You portaled me into some weird mansion! And people wonder why I'm always skeptical of portals!" Geralt exclaimed. However, he then noticed the group and saw Stolas cuffed. "Um... what's going on here?"
"None of your business!" Stella shouted, "Look, I don't know how the fuck you portaled here, nor do I care! I suggest you leave this room, because we are right in the middle of something if you couldn't tell."
However, Geralt was skeptical.
"No, because I can tell this man is in distress. Why is he cuffed, and what do you plan on doing with him?" Geralt interrogated.
"Like Stella said, none of your goddamn business! Now take your edgelord ass out of here!" the watchdog threatened.
"Actually, sir, can you let us borrow one of your swords? I think it'll be a great tool of torture," the Shar Pei asked, not realizing he just let out a Freudian slip.
"Torture?! You are planning on torturing this man?!" Geralt exclaimed.
"Thanks a lot for exposing us, bro!" the chihuahua scolded as he bopped the Shar Pei in the head before glaring at Geralt, "Now you either leave willingly or we'll make you leave!"
Geralt couldn't believe what he was seeing. This swan and her hellhounds were going to torture Stolas for the hell of it? He didn't knew what the owl did to deserve this, but part of him hated it.
"Absolutely not!" Geralt yelled as he pulled out his sword, "You release him right now! I am not about to let you all go through this terrible plan!"
"WELL FUCK YOU TOO, GRANDPA!!!" the watchdog growled as he charged at Geralt, only for the latter to slice off his arms with the sword. "HOLY FUCK!!! HE JUST AMPUTATED MY ARMS!!! NOW HOW AM I GOING TO PUNCH HIM?!?!"
"I guess you can punch the air!" Geralt joked.
"HOW DARE YOU AMPUTATE ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE TAKING DRASTIC MEASURES!!!" Stella screamed as she and the other two hellhounds charged at Geralt. Geralt would stab the chihuahua in the heart before pulling it out, killing him. He then used a power called Igni to shoot fire to the Shar Pei setting him on fire. Lastly, for Stella, he shredded her dress, leaving her nude, and then proceeded to stab her in the vagina with his sword.
"SIR, NO!!! DON'T VIOLATE STELLA WITH THE SWORD!!!" Stolas begged, but to no use. Stella screamed in agony as Geralt used to sword to slice up her vaginal walls. By the time he pulled out, her vagina was damaged beyond repair, and she was never going to have proper sex again. By this point, the Shar Pei died out from being burned to death, and the watchdog also died from blood loss.
"fuck you... why don't you just kill me already?!" Stella croaked, trying to cover her sensitive parts.
"No... but you now have to live with the fact that you are an abuser and torturer. Now I suggest you fuck off, and release this man or else..." Geralt threatened. Stella struggled to get up, but once she did, she released Stolas from the handcuffs. Despite what Stella tried to do to him just now, Stolas could not bring it in him to harm her. Despite Geralt's protests, he healed her vagina completely before giving her a pink robe and sending her back to her brother's palace.
"Thank you for saving me," Stolas thanked, "Now can you explain to me how you got here?"
"Well, Yennefer was trying out a portal spell and wanted me to try it out. However, I guess she messed up, because I ended up here instead of where I was trying to go. Do you happen to know where my universe is? I need to return to it."
"Sure, let me try..." Stolas said. He asked a couple of questions about what his universe was. With the answers, Stolas was able to track down the exact universe and opened it up back to Yennefer's place.
"Geralt, thank goodness you're okay! I accidently portaled you to Hell! I hope it wasn't too bad!" Yennefer said.
"Ah, no worries. I just had to kill off some hellhounds and sexually mutilate some swan bitch, but otherwise, it was alright," Geralt shrugged. They both thanked Stolas for his help before the portal closed. Stolas couldn't believe that Geralt from the Witcher would come out of nowhere and rescue him, even though his methods were a bit extreme. He hoped that Stella wasn't too traumatized from him humiliating her. Once he called the maids to dispose the hellhound's remains, he left the room to find that Octavia had already arrived.
"Dad, I just got word that mom got hurt when she was trying to meet you, and I'm pretty sure she developed a fear of swords for some reason... what the hell happened?!" Octavia asked.
"Oh Via... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed.
Chapter 164: Racist Stolas
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
"I'm serious. What the fuck are you doing here, you swancunt?" Stolas barked. When Stolas said the word "swancunt", it caused Stella and the hellhounds to stop dead in their tracks in silence, completely shocked at this rebuttal. Until now, Stolas had never used any slurs against Stella or anyone else.
"W- What did you just call me?!" Stella asked, shaking from the slur.
"Oh I'm sorry, do you prefer the term 'swanger'? Maybe even 'whitegack' or 'cuckcoo'," Stolas continued using more slurs against swans, "Since the attempted assassination, I looked more into your species, and I am amazed how I have never realized how fucking deplorable your race is! You have lower intelligence than us superior owls, always more aggressive and mean, which explains your abusive nature, and even are the reason why we owls are more nationalistic and bigoted than any other avian species, because your kind once genocided ours in your land Swanena, raped our children and wives, and even spread terror all around! I should've never allowed the Goetia to marry your pathetic ass! I should've asserted my owl supremacy and kicked your ass on the curb years ago alongside your peacuck of a brother of yours! I'm glad Octavia turned out to be an owl like me, or else I'd disown her ass as well!"
Stella couldn't believe what she was hearing. Stolas's bigotry went far beyond just simple name calling, and was holding deep prejudices against her swan race and other avian species. Where did this come from though? Especially since she had other intentions?
"Are you fucking kidding me?! Where did you get all of this shit from? You do realize that a couple of bad apples don't represent the entirety of the swan race, right? And besides, I need to show you something..." Stella said as she tried to pull out her phone, but Stolas stopped her.
"FUCK NO! I don't have to listen to you. And I sure as hell loathe these mutts as well!" Stolas glared at the hellhounds.
"Excuse us? Buddy, you better watch who you're talking to! I am a hellhound nationalist and Tarahist, and I will NOT tolerate any hate towards my kind!" the chihuahua defended.
"As if your twink, long-haired ass is a good representation of the hellhound race! And what's this? A wrinkly old Shar Pei? And a sterioid-ridden watchdog who thinks he's tough shit with those sunglasses? My goodness, if this is the standard of the hellhounic race, then no wonder they're screwed! You are low-IQ mongrels who only serve for the higher ups, nothing more. If you care about your kind and only your kind like you say, then why are you working for her to begin with? And why would that other equally low intelligent Striker work for Goetians as well if he hates royalty so much? See, that's the thing with you hypocrites. You don't stand for shit. You only stand by the racism for the convenience, and don't practice shit! And the fact that you are wearing a Der Stürmer shirt only proves this, as I know damn well the Nazis would've ridiculed you. See, I am a true follower of my owl race, and I only want to be with my kind. As a matter of fact, I change my mind about Blitzo, because he doesn't care about me at all! In fact..."
Stolas then opened up a portal to I.M.P. headquarters and quickly snatched the book before throwing the Asmodean crystal at the imp's face.
"Stolas, what the fuck?! Why are you taking the book? And why did you give me this crystal?!" Blitzo asked, annoyed at this sudden intrusion in their meeting.
"Because I am fucking done with you Blitzo! I am taking the book, and you will never see me again! You can use the Asmodean crystal to continue your business, but that's it. Fuck you. And Loona, I ban you from mingling with my daughter!"
Stolas kicked Loona in the face before rushing back to the palace and closing the portal before anyone can stop him.
"So, Stella, give me one good reason why you should stay here, or else you and your mongrels can leave."
Stella was speechless throughout this entire ordeal. Not only did Stolas destroy her goons, but she even went as far as to cut ties with Blitzo and assault his step-daughter.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I WAS GOING TO HAVE YOU TORTURED AND THREATENED TO HAVE THAT IMP OF YOURS KILLED IF YOU DIDN'T DO WHAT I SAY!!! AND THEN YOU GO AND DO THIS SHIT?!?! I COULDN'T EVEN GET TO THE FUNNY PART BECAUSE YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DEREK VINYARD FROM AMERICAN HISTORY X!!!" Stella screamed.
"You know what? Fuck this shit! Since Stolas's bigotry ruined everything, we're out of here! And Stolas, we ARE better than you will ever be! Quite some nerve to call me a twink when you whore yourself to imps for a living!" the chihuahua sneered.
"Right back at you, mutt. Now fuck off!" Stolas boomed, and the hellhounds left soon after. Stella, realizing her plan was completely diminished, simply sighed before leaving the palace. Once Stolas made sure they were all gone, he opened a portal back to the I.M.P. office.
"They're gone now," Stolas confirmed, "I guess your plan did work out!"
Okay, if you're confused on what just happened, basically, last night, Blitzo somehow found out about Stella's plan, and warned Stolas in advance. He then found out that Stella and her goons really hate being called out by their races, and suggested that Stolas acted racist to them to scare them away. Stolas was hesitant, as he didn't want to be too mean. But after seeing the plans of the torture session, he knew that there was no way he was going to go through that shit again. So they made a rehearsal on what Stolas will say and do, and it turned out it worked perfectly, especially after he supposedly cut ties with them all.
"See, Stolas? I told you acting a little bigoted can be good sometimes!" Blitzo smirked.
"Don't take that the wrong way, Blitzo. I just wanted to scare them away, that's all. Also, what about the snipers?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, we got Fizz to knock them out before Stella arrived," Moxxie said and showed them footage of Fizzarolli using his robotic arms to knock them out.
"That's nice, but Stolas, you didn't have to kick me!" Loona groaned.
"I'm sorry about that, Loona, but I have some oilments that you can use to heal your face." Stolas then gave Loona some oilments, which she rubbed, and her face was healed.
"Alright, Stolas, you go have fun with Via tonight, and I'll be keeping this crystal. It looks cool!" Blitzo awed at the sight of the Asmodean crystal.
"Of course, as I was going to give it to you one way or another," Stolas said before returning to the palace. As he closed it, however, he saw his daughter Octavia glaring at him.
"Don't tell me you called mom all kinds of slurs against her kind. Why would you do that?!" Octavia confronted, not knowing the true extent of the incident.
"Octavia, please relax. I will explain everything," Stolas began.
Notes:
Didn't expect that twist of it all being planned, huh? Also don't worry about Via, as once Stolas explains it to her, she'll understand.
Chapter 165: Air Strike
Notes:
Chapter 28 was about as devastating as I expected. Now here's some more or less vent writing to help cope with the insanity from that chapter. I'll work on some of the requests after this.
Chapter Text
Still, he managed to get started on his plants, trusting his muscle memory as the alcohol reinforced the fog in his mind. It didn’t help his pondering abilities at all, but at least the less pleasant sides were being silenced too. By the time the bottle was empty and he was almost done, he could almost say he was feeling relaxed… Almost.
So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the portal.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
She sighed, shaking her head in dramatic disappointment, and Stolas had to remind himself he wasn’t supposed to react. He couldn’t afford to make matters worse, he had to focus the little energy he had left into this single, simple goal: not make things worse. For Blitz’s sake. Because the imp was at least trying, even if he didn’t know how dangerous that single action was. If Stolas had tried half as hard, maybe it would already be over, and he wouldn’t be at their mercy…
“So, tell me, what’s the most effective? I’m sure you have noticed some… Methods worked better than others, don’t you?”
Stella scoffed with a wide hand movement.
“Oh, really, even that is complicated with him! What seem to affect him the most barely makes him more compliant… I don’t know what to do with him anymore!”
“Please do enlighten me, it’s still a good start”, Andrealphus smirked, chin on his hands.
Stella looked at Stolas with a wide anticipatory grin as she answered: “In that case, I’ve taken the habit of letting the hounds fuck his scrawny twig ass as a punishment for his fucktoy’s implication, it should be a good start.”
“Hm, but wouldn’t he risk to like it? He’s already getting it on with imps after all.”
“Oh no, don’t worry, he does not! He tried to bluff his way out of it, but they can smell the truth, and it becomes obvious quickly enough, you’ll see.” She snapped her fingers while looking at the hellhounds. “Come on, take his pants off and have some fu-”
*BAM!*
Stella was suddenly interrupted when some explosions were heard in the palace, the ground shaking from the explosions.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! ARE WE BEING ATTACKED?!?!" the chihuahua cried out.
"Well what the fuck do you think?! Stolas, you had something to do with this shit?!" Stella accused.
"No! How would I been able to plan this?!" Stolas defended. He didn't even have the energy to call up anyone for this. So why would Stella, knowing how defenseless he can be, be able to-
*BANG!!!*
Another missile would crash directly into the room, but this time, this missile was worse than the previous ones. When it crashed, it let out a huge explosion that blew up the room. All three hellhounds immediately perished from the explosion, and Stella and Andrealphus screamed as they felt themselves being burned alive. Andrealphus tried to put themselves out, but to no avail. Then, another missile struck down, and finished off the swan peacock. This time, however, it caused the palace to collapse, and the floor and remains of the icy palace would be obliterated. However, as for Stolas, he had somehow survived all of this. This is because the blessed cuffs also serve as protection against any unwanted attacks (though they were configurated so that the torture sessions can still take place of course). However, after that last and final explosion, the cuffs ended up being broken, and Stolas felt himself be freed. When he climbed out of the rubble and looked up, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. It was what looked to be fighter jets belonging to the Fire Goetia. The Fire Goetia and Ice Goetia have been beefing for some time now, and it looks like this was retaliation in response to Andrealphus bombing another fiery palace of theirs a few days ago.
"TAKE THAT, ANDREALPHUS!!! NEXT TIME, YOUR FRUITY ASS THINKS TWICE ABOUT BOMBING OUR CRIBS!!!" one of the pilots yelled from the speakers before flying away, not even noting the owl prince. As Stolas still processed what just happened and observed the damage, he suddenly remembered someone.
Via.
"OCTAVIA!!!" Stolas screamed as he ran across the rubble, looking for his Starfire, and praying to the stars that nothing happened to her. As he looked, he suddenly saw a purple shield form around something. When it closed down, it was revealed Octavia was in it, unharmed.
"Dad...?" Octavia whispered. Stolas suddenly ran up to his daughter and hugged her, tears falling down his cheek.
"Oh, my owlet... I am so glad you're okay..." Stolas wept. They held on for a bit before they broke out of the hug.
"I don't understand... who did this? And how did you come here so quick?" Octavia asked.
"Well... it turned out that the Fire Goetia is responsible for doing this, as your uncle Andrealphus had been fighting against them for some time now, and it looks like they won. As for me..."
Stolas sighed, as he realized that he now had to explain all of this to Octavia, and soon Blitzo and the gang.
Chapter 166: Blitzika
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Also, warning for brief watersports and cum drenching
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, all five couldn't believe who was standing in the room. There was Blitzo, and next to him was Verosika.
"Well well well... look what the swan dragged in..." Verosika sneered.
"Blitzo?! Verosika?! What in the world are you two doing here?!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Oh, hey, Stolas. Me and my girlfriend Verosika are here to get some revenge on Stella!" Blitzo said.
"Oh my god, bro, and you chose NOW to do it?!" the chihuahua whined, "We were going to do something awesome in this room!"
"Shut it, idiot!" Verosika talked back, "Stella, remember last week when you ruined our date by splashing us with elephant semen before you destroyed our food? That was so disgusting! I can't tell you how many hours it took to get rid of it! We're here to tell you it was wrong, and that it's time you learn the world doesn't revolve around you!"
Stella couldn't believe what she was hearing. Not only did Blitzo and his girlfriend(?) teleported here out of nowhere, but apparently she ruined their date?
"That has got to be some of the most pathetic shit I've ever heard! I don't even remember ruining your stupid ass date!" Stella yelled, "Now you both get out right now, because as one of my hellhounds said, we have some business to attend to here."
"NO!!! IN FACT, TAKE THIS!!!" Blitzo screamed before he grabbed a bucket and proceeded to drench Stella in Blitzo's cum.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I GOT IMP CUM ALL OVER ME!!! EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW!!!" Stella screamed in terror as she tried to get rid of the cum on her.
"YOU SICK FUCK!!! TAKE THIS!!!" the watchdog barked as he charged at the two, only for Verosika to lift up her skirt and peed on him. "HEY!!! DON'T PEE ON ME, YOU KINKY BITCH!!!"
"Oh yeah! Taste some succubus piss!" Blitzo mocked. The Shar Pei and chihuahua tried to stop them, but Blitzo beat them up before shooting them to death with his gun. He also snapped the watchdog's neck, killing him as well. By this point, Stella got most of the cum off of her, but was shocked at seeing their dead bodies.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TWO KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! BLITZO, YOU MIGHT HAVE BEEN SPARED, BUT THE SAME CAN'T BE SAID ABOUT YOUR EMPLOYEES!!!" Stella said as she went to pull out her phone and get the snipers to kill Loona, Moxxie, and Millie. However, Stolas, at this point, had enough. He grabbed her arm and broke it. He then grabbed the phone and smashed it.
"STELLA, I HAVE JUST ABOUT IT WITH YOUR FUCKING GAMES!!! IF YOU SO MUCH AS TO STEP FOOT IN MY PALACE AGAIN OR TRY AND HURT ME, THEN I WILL ENSURE YOU NEVER WALK AGAIN!!! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
With Stolas at his semi-feral form, Stella had no choice but to leave the room, holding her broken arm. Stolas them portalled the hellhound corpses to an incinerator for disposal.
"Thank you two for your help," Stolas thanked, "But Blitzo, is it true that you are dating Verosika again?"
"Yeah..." Blitzo admitted, "I mean, I like you as a friend, but since me and Verosika reconciliated, we are now dating for real! And honestly, I'm more happy with her than ever! I have her to thank for helping me love myself again!"
"Yeah. Stolas, if you love Blitzo, that's okay, but he rather date me," Verosika unfortunately said. If Stolas was disappointed, he didn't show it, but instead accepted it.
"Well, I can respect that. Once again, thank you for saving me from Stella's antics, and Blitzo, you are free to come and hang out with me," Stolas said. Blitzo and Verosika agreed and then left. Once they were gone, Stolas decided to relax and chill out for a whi-
"FUCK YOU, VEROSIKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!"
...nevermind...
Chapter 167: Derek Vinyard
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
Quickly, they were back in his bedroom with the usual set up, and he was almost surprised Stella wasn’t changing it. Maybe when she’d grew bored of it, but perhaps it wasn’t a bad thing she didn’t yet.
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that ugly face of yo-”
*BANG!*
The door suddenly opened, and in came what looked to be a white skinhead with a large swastika on his chest. That man was none other than Derek Vinyard, the infamous leader of the neo-Nazi gang Disciples of Christ, also known as D.O.C. Before anyone can react, Derek suddenly pulled out his gun and immediately shot at all three of the hellhounds point blank in the face, killing them.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS, YOU JERK!!!" Stella screeched as she charged at Derek. However, he pistol whipped her before grabbing her arm and biting off one of her fingers like a wild animal. Stella screeched in terror at the feeling of her finger being bitten off. She shoved him away, and when she looked at her hand, she gasped at seeing the wound bleed out. She looked up at Derek, who was glaring at her with absolute hatred. Normally, a Goetian wouldn't be fearful of humans. But something about Derek's presence terrified her. Even more than Stolas's fear with her and her now fallen hellhounds.
Without saying anything, she ran out of the room. Derek didn't follow her, but instead went up to a now stunned Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs before running out of the room.
"SIR, WAIT! Where are you going?!" Stolas exclaimed as he went to pursue Derek. He had no idea what Derek was doing here in the first place, or how he was able to take out some powerful demons with a pistol. But what he knew is that Derek was on his way to kill Stella, and he couldn't let that happen. Even after everything Stella did, she was still a mother, and he knew that he couldn't give Octavia the trauma of losing her mother.
Speaking of Stella, she was still running away, trying to get out of the palace. She saw the main entrance and busted down the doors.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! SOMEONE'S TRYING TO KI-"
*BANG!* *BANG!* *BANG!*
Stella screamed as she felt gunshot wounds hit her body, causing the swan princess to fall down. Until now, the security guards didn't intervene in whatever Stella and her workers were doing at the palace. However, upon hearing the gunshots and seeing Stella be injured, they knew something was up. When one hellhound confronted Derek, he shot him to death too before quickly reloading and shooting at the other two guards. By this point, Stolas ran outside, and gasped at seeing Stella on the ground bleeding.
"STELLA! I- I didn't mean for all of this to happen...!" Stolas said as he began to cry at such a sight.
"FUCK YOU, STOLASS!!! YOU SUMMONED HIM, DIDN'T YOU?!?!" Stella screamed. However, as bad as this was, the worst was yet to come. Once the guards were killed, Derek turned around and slowly walked towards Stella.
"Wait... wait! You don't gotta do all of this, okay?! Just leave me alone and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Stella screamed as Derek kicked her in the abdomen before quickly restraining her with blessed cuffs.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Derek finally spoke, his voice booming with hate, "I saw the fucking footage! You allowed those fucking mutts to beat him while you sat your ass on the couch and watched! Stolas is one of the kindest Goetians I've ever met! AND YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO ABUSE HIM?!?! HUH?!?! YOU EVER KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO BE TORTURED, BITCH?!?!"
In the mist of all of this, Stolas had just stood there and watch this go down, too terrified to say anything, having still felt a little drunk and fearful from earlier. He was seriously concerned about what Derek was going to do.
"Since you think it's okay to abuse people, let me teach you a lesson, fucker! Put your beak on the curb..."
Stella grew wide-eyed at this. "No... Please..."
"I SAID PUT YOUR BEAK ON THE FUCKING CURB!!!"
Stella had no choice but to comply, closing her eyes as she placed her beak on the curb.
"That's it..."
"DEREK, NO!!!" Stolas finally found his voice, realizing the implications of this. "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!"
"Now say goodnight!"
*SPLAT!*
In one powerful stomp, Derek curb-stomped Stella's head. This move crushed the entirety of her head, killing her. Stolas watched in horror as her head splattered on the ground, blood pouring out from the crushed head. He collapsed to his knees not out of submission to torture, but out of defeat and sorrow. Stella had died, and he couldn't stopped Derek. Meanwhile, Derek simply spat at her corpse before turning around and walking away. At this point, the Ars Goetia Police had arrived. Someone had called them for all of the noise they were making, and upon seeing Derek with the gun and Stella's dead corpse, it didn't take a genius to figure out what happened. As the Goetian police held him at gun point and demanded he surrender, Derek complied and dropped the gun before showing his hands and turning around, making eye contact with Stolas. The owl's face was contorted in horror. Derek's face was neutral, but then he smiled as he put his hands on his head and kneeled, happy that he finally killed the swan for her years of abuse and torment.
But as he was cuffed, his smile faded, and in his place was an angry face, almost a warning to Stolas. Stolas, on the other hand, let the tears fall again as he tried to charge at Derek, but was stopped by one of the officers. The torture session may have been stopped, but as far as Stolas was concerned, Stella did not have to die in such an extreme, brutal way.
And as he watched the neo-Nazi be hauled into the police car, Stolas didn't knew where things were going to go from here.
Chapter 168: Delta Airlines
Notes:
Requested by Coalition_Trooper
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He was truly starting to hope he wouldn’t be visited today, when his phone rang. He froze upon recognizing who he put that ringtone for.
“Yes, Stella?” He tried to greet cordially after accepting the call.
“How slow! Can’t you be a bit faster to pick up your damn phone?”
The Goetia suppressed a groan. It barely took him a few seconds, he wasn’t even that long to… Whatever.
“I am sorry, I do not have my phone in my hand at all times. What do you want?”
He was making a conscious effort not to sound annoyed or worse, she sounded pissed enough.
“Your fucking fuck toy is stalking your place, I hope it’s not your doing?”
Stolas froze.
“What?”
He did check on Stella’s goons’ location on occasions, but didn’t want to keep them in check all the time not to try unconsciously to avoid them, and he only checked the others to make sure they were safe. A quick check on Blitz told him that he indeed could feel the imp’s presence in a tree further in his ground, and he had to refrain from looking his way. He pinched between his main eyes with a sigh.
Unaware of Stolas’ actions, Stella continued:
“How did you not notice? He’s been doing this all fucking day! I was hoping he’d give up, but since it doesn’t seem like he wants to do that any time soon, you’ll have to kick him out yourself.”
Stolas blinked.
“You do realize it would be suspicious if I suddenly realized he was here after your call? Plus, he would simply have to come back after a while, or more likely will try a different approach…”
“What, you can’t even keep your plaything away? How useless and powerless can you be, you pathetic excuse of a man?”
Stolas closed his eyes to try and find the patience in him to deal with her, but was saved from having to answer for a few more seconds, as he could hear someone speak to her on her side of the call. Someone who sounded like one of her hellhounds.
“Oh… That’s actually a good idea! You know what? You’re right, it’s too much trouble to have to come to you anyway, so why don’t you just come to us? I’m at Andrealphus’ place, you better be too before hanging up. Don’t try anything, I have people watching you along with your thrash, of course.”
That made him pause again, as she explained exactly where he was to portal. He sighed, knowing he didn’t have much of a choice. He downed the end of his tea and got up while she kept talking. Honestly, it was a surprise she hadn’t thought of it sooner, and he wasn’t too confident walking in the lion’s den, but at least he wouldn’t have to worry as much about Blitz coming right after, or erasing evidence at his place, and maybe he’d be able to spend time in his bedroom without systematically thinking back to all this…
He made sure to open the portal so Blitz wouldn’t be able to see what was on the other side and he crossed, hanging up once he was before Stella and… Only the watchdog, oddly enough. Maybe it was too late for the others, who knows.
It wasn’t like it changed much for him. He closed the portal behind him and put his phone on a nearby table as instructed, before the hellhound came with the handcu-
*CRASH!*
All three ducked when something suddenly came barging into the room. They all felt the ground shook as it came crashing down. Once the dust settled, Stolas, Stella, and the watchdog carefully got back up and gasped at what they saw. It was what looked to be a Delta Airline aircraft in the middle of the room, surprisingly unharmed from the impact. At this time, Andrealphus and Octavia arrived.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHY IS THERE AN AIRPLANE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROOM?!?!" Andrealphus screamed as he took in how much damage his palace took.
"Also, dad, what the fuck are you doing here?!" Octavia exclaimed.
"Via! Um... your mother wanted me to visit, and uh..." Stolas stammered, not sure how to explain his presence to his daughter.
"No way! I've always loved Delta! You know what? Change of plans! Stolas, Dess, get your asses on the plane now because I'm hijacking it!" Stella commanded. Stolas had no choice but to comply as he and the watchdog got on board.
"Stella, wait! Can we go in too?" Andrealphus asked.
"Fuck no! You are not about to ruin this Andrealphus! And by the way, Octavia, you're grounded."
"OH FUCK OFF!!!" Octavia whined before all three entered. Stella went straight to the cockpit. "YOU TWO BETTER GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW, FOR I AM TAKING OVER THIS PLANE!!!"
"No, ma'am, don't! We took a wrong turn, and we need to get back on Earth!" the pilot pleaded, but it fell on deaf ears. Stella and Dess teamed up to throw the pilots off of the plane before Stella got on the intercom.
"Attention, losers! I am Princess Stella, and I am taking over this plane because I love Delta, and I want to punish Stolass for being a terrible husband! Now hold on tight, because things are going to get crazy!"
With that, Stella put the plane on turbo mode as it sped out of the palace and into the sky. Once the plane was on autopilot, Stella decided to try and torment Stolas.
"Okay, Dess, while we're flying, I want you to roast Stolass!" Stella ordered.
"Sure thing, princess! Stolas? More like Stole Your Wife's Life!" Dess joked and laughed. However, Stolas glared at him.
"Do you really think that was a good roast?" Stolas asked annoyed.
"Yes! You got twigs for arms! And your eyes on your hair look like they're about to pop out! No wonder you've allowed us to torture you, because your fruitier than the Fruit of the Loom logo!"
As Dess continued to try and roast Stolas, the passengers were getting more annoyed. One man in particular who was wearing a Burger King crown and a red mask was especially getting pissed.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP, YOU STEROID-RIDDEN ASSHOLE?!?! YOUR ROAST IS NOT FUNNY, AND YOU NEED TO LEAVE HIM ALONE OR ELSE I'LL BEAT THAT SWAN PRINCESS OF YOURS!!!" he screamed.
"HARM PRINCESS STELLA, AND SEE IF I DON'T JUMP YOUR ASS AND WIPE THAT CROWN OFF YOUR FUCKING HEAD!!!" the watchdog threatened.
"HOW ABOUT YOU DO IT, YOU STUPID N****R?!?!" the Burger King guy screamed out. Everyone gasped at his use of the N word. Dess, on the other hand, had enough. He jumped on his seat and the two began to fight.
"Oh yeah, Dess, beat that ass!" Stella encouraged, "In fact, let's play some nice music..."
Stella then proceeded to blast "I Cum Blood" by Cannibal Corpse, which caused everyone to cover their ears at the loud death metal blasting. To make matters worse, Stella decided to dive low and get the plane really close to buildings, freaking everyone out.
"STELLA, STOP!!! MY GOODNESS, I NEVER WOULD'VE IMAGINED YOU WOULD ACT SO SILLY!!!" Stolas screamed as he held on for dear life from the twists and turns. Hours of this insanity later, and the plane finally landed at Salt Lake City International Airport. When everyone got off, Stella and Dess were confronted by Delta workers.
"Stella! Please tell us that you and your doggy didn't hijack one of our planes and terrorized everyone on board!" one of the workers exclaimed.
"Yes it's true! I was originally going to have my husband tortured, but after the plane crashed into the palace, we decided to take it over and have some fun!" Stella confirmed.
"Yeah, not to mention that mutt beat my ass!" the Burger King guy groaned, still hurt from the assault.
"And that horrible metal music they blasted nearly made me deaf!" an old woman added.
"WE DON'T CARE!!! STOLAS, YOU DESERVE ALL OF THIS PAIN AND AGONY FOR EVERYTHING!!!" Dess screamed.
"Seriously? If I knew you two were going to do all of this shit, then I would've much rather preferred you took turns raping me! In fact, Stella, if you hate me so much, how come you haven't done some of this shit yourself?" Stolas asked.
"Because I prefer watching it! Now if you'll excuse me, me and Dess are going to have some fun at Salt Lake City. Good luck getting back home!"
Stella and Dess then left, not listening to any other questions the people have.
"I'm so sorry that you all had to endure that insanity," Stolas apologetically, "As a way to help you all recover, your next plane ticket will be paid out entirely by Stella!"
Stolas then gave the workers the details to Stella's bank account, which was used to pay for everyone's ticket. Stolas was glad that he can finally retaliate against Stella for once, especially after all the misery she put the poor owl through. Once this was done, Stolas thanked the employees before opening a portal back to the palace. Blitzo was surprisingly there, looking shocked.
"Stolas, thank goodness you're okay! I just saw the news that Stella apparently hijacked a Delta plane and forced you to endure the flight while chaos ensued! Is that where you portalled to?" Blitzo asked. Stolas sighed, realizing he needed to explain all of this to him.
Chapter 169: Stalling
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before anyone can go, however, someone's stomach was heard growling.
"Ugh, I'm hungry..." the Shar Pei complained.
"Me too. Hey guys, how about we go get something to eat before we can continue?" the chihuahua asked.
"NO! You three should've ate before we came here! And if you really need a bite, there's some food in the fridge," Stella said.
"I'm not eating food from Stolas's fridge! I bet he has nothing but dead rats in there, yuck!" the watchdog disgustingly said.
"I'll have you know I also have zebra steak in the fridge too!" Stolas defended, but it didn't matter, as none of the hellhounds wanted to eat food at Stolas's palace.
"Sorry, princess, but we gotta get a bite real quick, and then we can have some fun with Stolas!" the Shar Pei assured before all three left the palace before Stella could object. They decided to pack into one car instead of each other's car so as to not waste too much gas.
"Okay, boys, where do you want to eat at?" the watchdog asked.
"Shit, I don't know. Nothing too fancy, and no Mexican food whatsoever! I hate that shit!" the chihuahua exclaimed. After a few minutes of driving, they found a McDonald's and decided to eat there. Why is there a McDonald's in hell is beyond anyone, but nevertheless, they decided to get down and eat.
"Welcome to McDonald's, what would you like to get?" the cashier asked.
"I would like a Big Mac with medium fries and a drink," the Shar Pei said.
"I would also like a Double Quarter Pounder with large fries and a large drink," the watchdog said. When it was time for the chihuahua to order, he couldn't decide on what to get.
"Hmmmmm... I don't know what to get..." the chihuahua pondered.
"Well pick something!" the Shar Pei urged. Two minutes later, he still couldn't decide.
"Choose your damn order and let's go! You're making us late and you are holding up the damn line!" the watchdog yelled.
"Hold on, let me think!" the chihuahua exclaimed. Then ten minutes have passed, and by now, there was a large line forming outside, and both hellhounds were at their wits end.
"JESUS CHRIST, DUDE, IT DOES NOT TAKE YOU 12 FUCKING MINUTES TO PICK SOMETHING!!!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"I AGREE!!! HURRY UP!!! I'M STARVING, AND I WANNA GET GOING ALREADY!!!" the watchdog added.
"I know what I want!" the chihuahua finally said, "A Filet-O-Fish!"
This was met with both the Shar Pei and watchdog slapping him in the face.
"WHY THE HELL IT TOOK YOU 12 MINUTES TO ORDER A DAMN FILET-O-FISH?!?! YOU COULD'VE CHOSEN THAT MINUTES AGO!!!" the watchdog screamed.
"Because I didn't know what I want until now, hardass!" the chihuahua talked back, "Now YOU hurry up and pay up!"
"Fine, but after this, we gotta go straight back into the palace and eat on the way there. I sure hope Stella isn't mad at us..." the Shar Pei said. After they paid for their meals, they quickly ran back to the car and drove off before the line escalated to a riot and attacked them. Despite driving like a maniac and getting back to the palace within minutes, they all miraculously ate all of their food. But when they got back, Stella was fuming.
"What the hell took you idiots so long?!" Stella barked.
"Thank this dumbass for taking 12 fucking minutes to order!" the watchdog pointed at the chihuahua.
"That's cause I was thinking!" the chihuahua defended, "I hope Stolas didn't try and do something stupid!"
"I didn't do anything because Stella threatened to kill Blitzo if I tried to leave!" Stolas said.
"Good. Now, as I said earlier, let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be ba-"
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
A loud fart was suddenly emitted from the watchdog, shocking the other two.
"GOD DAMN, BRO, YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WARNED US!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he and the Shar Pei walked away.
"Oh shit... I'm sorry, guys..." the watchdog groaned before he ran to the nearest bathroom and shut the door. Even from where they were all standing, they could all hear the bombs the watchdog was dropping.
"SIR, YOU BETTER SPRAY THE BATHROOM WHEN YOU ARE DONE, OR ELSE THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES!!!" Stolas threatened.
"Like you'd do shit! Why the fuck did he had to order so much food anyway?" the Shar Pei said. When the watchdog finished and walked out, he looked miserable.
"Whew! That felt good!" the watchdog said in relief.
"OKAY, NO MORE BREAKS GOING FORWARD!!! STOLASS, LEAD THE WAY RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stolas nodded and began to lead the way, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do-
"NO WAY!!! IS THAT A PS5?!?!"
The hellhounds ran into the game room and looked at the PS5 game console Stolas had.
"Wow, that's awesome! Playstations are even better than the consoles in Hell!" the Shar Pei said as they turned on the console.
"Please don't mess with it! That's my daughter's game console!" Stolas begged, but it was no use. They then went to put on the game Crash Team Rumble Deluxe Edition.
"Alright, gang, you ready to play?" the chihuahua asked.
"Yeah, let's go!" the watchdog said in excitement. However, before they could even get started, Stella screamed before grabbing a bowling bowl and throwing it at the TV, breaking it.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!?! NO!!! MORE!!! BREAKS!!! I SWEAR TO LUCIFER, IF THERE IS ONE MORE STALLING INCIDENT, THEN I WILL FUCKING LOSE IT!!! DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?!?!"
The three hellhounds gulped, but decided to follow Stella's orders. Stolas couldn't believe the amount of stalling that was happening. He was amazed that Stella was still going on with this, but at the same time, he knew that he couldn't do anything to stop this. So he had no choice but to continue to lead the way.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands ba-”
Stella was interrupted when a cell phone went off. It was the Shar Pei's phone, and he got an important call.
"Yo yo yo, Baylo, what's up, my dawg?!" the Shar Pei introduced, "Oh yeah, I'm doing some business with Stella right now, and we're cooking up some good shit right now!"
As the Shar Pei continued to yap on, Stella grew more and more angry.
"WILL YOU PLEASE HANG IT UP ALREADY?!?! THE PHONE CALL CAN WAIT!!!" Stella screamed.
"Shut it, bitch! I'm in the middle of an important phone call right now!" the Shar Pei insisted. Stella then slapped him in the face.
"DON'T CALL ME A BITCH!!!" Stella yelled, and the Shar Pei retaliated by unleashing a powerful punch on the side of Stella's torso, sending her rolling on the ground in the middle of the room. "OW!!! YOU DICK!!!"
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOUR BITCH ASS I WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF AN IMPORTANT PHONE CALL!!! NOW LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!" the Shar Pei screamed. Stella had enough, and she got up and tackled the Shar Pei before snatching his phone and breaking it.
"FUCK YOU!!! I'M TIRED OF ALL OF THIS STALLING!!! IF YOU ALL WOULD'VE JUST LISTENED TO ME AND NOT GET DISTRACTED BY ALL OF THIS STUPID SHIT, THEN WE COULD'VE BEEN DONE WITH THE FUNNY PART BY NOW!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! YOU ALL JUST HAD TO FUCKING DISOBEY ME, AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAS HAPPENED!!! IF YOU ALL DON'T WANT TO BE FIRED AND KICKED OUT, THEN PUT THE CUFFS ON HIM AND LET'S GET STARTED ALREADY!!!"
All three hellhounds gulped and realized they better get started now before Stella goes feral on them all.
"Alright, let's do this!" the watchdog exclaimed, but then stopped, "Wait, how do you work these cuffs again?"
"Hold on, let me help," the chihuahua said before grabbing the handcuffs and pressing a button. But when it did, the cuffs ended up self-destructing and blew up.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I AM FUCKING DONE!!!" Stolas screamed as he went into feral, by this point fed up with everything, "YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE THIS PALACE AND NEVER COME BACK!!! AND STELLA, IF YOU SO MUCH AS TRY AND RETURN OR TRY AND HURT ME AGAIN, THEN I WILL EVISCERATE YOU OFF THE FACE OF FUCKING HELL!!! AND I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE A MOTHER EITHER!!! YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE ONE FOR NEGLECTING VIA!!! NOW FUCK RIGHT OFF!!!"
Everyone screamed in terror from Stolas's feral form before running out of the palace and scrambling into their cars and speeding off. Right as they left, however, another limo came in, and Octavia came out of it.
"Hey dad!" Octavia introduced, and Stolas greeted her with a hug.
"Hello, dear Starfire! Did you had a good time with your mother?" Stolas asked, acting as though he didn't scare away Stella and her goons just now.
"It was alright, I guess..." Octavia said solemnly, "You want to have a movie night? I know this cool scary movie we can watch!"
"Sure, my owlet! Let's check it out together!" Stolas said as he and his daughter went into the palace.
Chapter 170: Emberlynn Pinkle
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when some Japanese rap music began to blast through the speakers. But before anyone can saw anything, someone suddenly came jumping into the room. It was Emberlynn Pinkle, a weeaboo fanatic college girl who was recently killed by Blitzo during his job and is now a sinner, and she went right up to Stolas and began to twerk on him.
"EW! Stella is this your idea of torture? To get this sinner to shake her butt on me?!" Stolas exclaimed, clearly uncomfortable with Emberlynn twerking on him.
"No, Stolass! I did not invite her here! NOW GET OFF OF HIM!" Stella yelled as she shoved Emberlynn away. She also turned off the speakers. "Who are you, and what are you doing here?"
"Oh, I'm sorry, but I'm Emberlynn Pinkle, and I've always wanted to twerk in front of Stolas! He's such a cute gay owl twink, and I've always wanted to meet him! I heard about your plan of torturing him, and I think he would look really hot in a hurt state! He always looks sexy no matter what!"
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. Apparently, Emberlynn was not only obsessed with anything anime-related and showed signs of lacking good social skills with how creepy and weird she acted, but she even confessed to loving Stolas and wanting to see him hurt, though she didn't get the true horrific implications of Stella's plans.
"Seriously? Look, kid, you twerking on Stolas was unnecessary, and if you think we're gonna let you stay and watch, then you're dead wrong! Now please leave this room and do not speak of what we're doing here, alright?" the Shar Pei asked. However, Emberlynn didn't take no for an answer, and decided to voice her opinion on it by singing.
If you think I'm going to back down, then you better think again!
Because I'm here to see Stolas hurt, and I want to know when!
I'm like a goody-two shoes, mix of yin and yen!
This swan may look very pretty, but she's dumber than a hen!
As Emberlynn sang the song, the three hellhounds found themselves to be floating off the ground and then their outfits were changed to stereotypical anime clothing.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! WHY ARE WE WEARING JAPANESE SCHOOL UNIFORMS?!?!" the chihuahua yelled.
"YEAH, GIVE US BACK OUR OLD CLOTHES AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!" the watchdog added as he tried to get down, but to no avail.
You think you're all so tough, but you're all nothing but idiots!
This Shar Pei guy in particular looks fucking hideous!
And unlike you other jerks, I got anime experience!
And if you think I am a joke, then you'll learn I'm serious!
With this verse, Emberlynn would unleash a powerful orb that hit the three hellhounds and eviscerated them. By the time the orb ceased, all that remained of the hellhounds were their ashes.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS AND HUMILIATED THEM IN THAT MANNER!!! THAT IS IT!!! FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, I AM KILLING THAT STUPID IMP OF HIS!!!" Stella said as she pulled out her phone. But when Emberlynn saw who it was, she knew she couldn't let Stella go through the plan. So she tackled the swan before grabbing the phone and smashing it.
"KEEP BLITZY-KUN'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!!!" Emberlynn said before knocking Stella out with one clean punch. She then went up to Stolas and released him from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you for stopping the session. I'm especially impressed with the fact that you had orb powers," Stolas said.
"Thanks, prince! And I'm sorry for wanting to see you hurt. I was just trying to trick them, that's all. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to see my Blitzy-kun!" Emberlynn said before she left the room. Stolas only sighed as he took in what had just happened. He couldn't believe things have gotten to a point where he needed a random Sinner with a strange obsession with anime and Blitzo to rescue him. At least she didn't kill Stella. He simply portalled a still unconscious Stella back to Andrealphus's palace before disposing the hellhound's ashes.
"I need to continue where I left off," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 171: Lord Zedd and Tortura
Notes:
Lord Zedd and Tortura are both based from the infamous Agony in Pink fanfic.
Also, warning that this chapter contains some gnarly torture and rape scenes in graphic detail. If you're not in the right head space to be reading such content, then I recommend skipping this chapter.
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
But before this awful rape can be conducted, something unexpected happened. Lightning struck inside the room, scaring all five. Smoke emitted from where the lightning landed, and in its place was none other than Lord Zedd, the true leader of the Evil Space Aliens from Mighty Morphin Power Rangers.
"Well well well... if it isn't the supposed almighty sadist goddess Stella!" Lord Zedd cackled.
"No way! Lord Zedd is actually here! I used to watch your show as a kid!" the watchdog exclaimed.
"What the hell?! Lord Zedd, why are you showing up now?! Can't you see we're right in the middle of something?!" Stella groaned, disappointed that this moment was ruined.
"Excellent question! You see, Stella, we at the True Black Sadists Society have received your application to be a member of our sadist society, and I have seen the tapes you sent of these torture sessions. While it's very impressive the amount of pain and agony Stolas has endured thus far, at the same time, I'm afraid that we cannot accept you in at this time. The main reason stems that you barely do anything in these sessions, as you mainly sit on your ass on the couch as you let your henchmen do all of the work. If anything, these three hellhounds are more worthy of being indicted for their exceptional hate performance!"
Everyone could not believe what they were hearing right now. They were aware of the True Black Sadist group and their reign in showcasing their sadistic power. But to hear that the swan princess was not going to be indicted in the group did not suit her well.
"THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I BARELY DO ANYTHING?!?! I WAS THE ONE WHO SET ALL OF THIS UP, AND EVEN COMMANDED THEM TO DO THESE THINGS TO STOLASS!!! NOT TO MENTION I WAS GOING TO HAVE HIM RAPED THIS TIME AROUND, AND YOU CAN EVEN WATCH IT ALL IF YOU WANT!!!" Stella yelled, trying to persuade Lord Zedd to change his mind.
"Too late for that, and you will need to wait until you can submit another application. Now let me show you all how it's truly done..."
Lord Zedd then used a summoning power to summon a huge six-foot monster humanoid known as Tortura.
"This is Tortura. He is a sadist to the max! If you've seen the Agony in Pink movie, then you would've seen his hateful campaign me and him did on the Pink Ranger! Needless to say, he does not fuck around! Now, would Stolas please come up to volunteer to show Stella how sadism truly is done?"
When Lord Zedd mentioned this, however, Stolas shook even more in fear.
"NO! PLEASE DON'T! I'D RATHER BE RAPED BY THESE MUTTS THAN ENDURE WHATEVER TORTURE TORTURA HAS IN STORES FOR ME!!!" Stolas begged as he began to cry, letting out all the anguish he's felt these past few weeks.
"You better do what he says Stolass, or your imp is dead!" Stella threatened.
"Nevermind. Stolas is a wimp anyway, especially for allowing this crap to go on for this long. How about you?" Lord Zedd said as he picked out the chihuahua hellhound and tore off all of his clothes, leaving him nude.
"HEY! GET OFF OF ME! I DON'T WANT TO BE TORTURED!" the chihuahua screamed as he tried to get out of his grasp.
"Ah, but you remind me so much of the Pink Ranger with your girly look and beautiful long hair! Tortura, do your thing!"
Tortura nodded and proceeded to strap the chihuahua down on a table. Once the hellhound was restrained, Tortura began to use a long burning needle to burn parts of the chihuahua's body. Everyone but Lord Zedd watched in horror as the poor chihuahua screamed in agony from the burning. But that was just for starters, Tortura then used an electric prod to shock his body heavily, before grabbing needles and beginning to shove needles under his nails.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?! GET THAT SHIT OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT!!! OH FUCK, OH FUCK, OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
Throughout this entire ordeal, Stella ended up crying, completely powerless to do anything because she feared that Tortura would come at her next. Even Stolas couldn't help but cry as well. Even with everything they did, no one should go through all of this pain. Once all the needles were in, Tortura would violently take them all out, ripping off the nails and emitting more agonized screams from the hellhound. Tortura then branded the chihuahua in various places on his body with a scathing iron, and then drilling through his teeth, which hit nerves and let out even more pain. By this point, the chihuahua lost his voice to scream, and only whimpered as he cried. Tortura concluded this brutal session by violently castrating his dick before spilling out the blood and boiling the hellhound to death with his own blood.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THAT HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST THING I HAVE EVER WITNESSED!!!" the watchdog screamed in terror, finally snapping out of shock.
"And that... is how you torture someone! And if you think that was bad, then remember that Tortura was just being nice!" Lord Zedd joked.
"LORD ZEDD, THAT WAS COMPLETELY UNCALLED FOR FOR YOU TO KILL ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS IN THAT MANNER!!! WE'RE SUPPOSED TO STICK TOGETHER, NOT FIGHT AGAINST EACH OTHER!!!" Stella screamed.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO BADASS, LET'S SEE HOW YOU'LL LIKE IT IF WE WHOOP YOUR EDGY ALIEN ASS?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed before he and the watchdog charged at Lord Zedd with the plans to avenge their fallen friend. However, they did not take in account the powers that Lord Zedd had on him. He was able to dodge their attacks with ease and used his lightning powers to shock them. Once both hellhounds were exhausted from getting their asses handed to them, Tortura would strip away their clothing before restraining them on the table again.
"OH NO!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DO THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to stop Tortura, but Lord Zedd restrained her and forced her to look. Meanwhile, Stolas had watched this insanity go down, shell shocked of how evil Lord Zedd and Tortura were compared to Stella. Tortura pulled out his ginormous cock and proceeded to force himself onto the Shar Pei, emitting shrieks of terror from the poor guy. He proceeded to violate him until he came inside. The semen filled up his stomach before it exploded, killing him. He then shoved his dick inside the watchdog and also violated him just as hard, and he too died from his stomach exploding from excessive cum. It was a miracle none of them were drenched in their semen.
"NO!!! NO!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Stella screamed and cried at witnessing her hellhounds be tortured to death, "HOW FUCKING DARE YOU KILL THEM LIKE THIS!!! YOU TWO HAD NO BUSINESS TO BE DOING ALL OF THIS!!! AND ALL OF THIS OVER A FUCKING REJECTED APPLICATION?!?!"
Lord Zedd did not say anything at all, but instead released Stella from his grip as she collapsed on the floor and mourned for her fallen hellhounds. He then went up to Stolas and released him from his blessed cuffs.
"Well, Stella, next time, learn to be a better sadist! Hopefully, this demonstration will show you what it truly means to be a sadist: You don't care about nothing but yourselves, and leave everyone and everything devastated with your terror! You can come see us True Black Sadists again when you put Stolas through even half of this!"
With that, Lord Zedd and Tortura would portal out of the room, never to be seen again. Stolas couldn't help but hug himself, shivering. Even though he wasn't subjected to anymore torture on his body, he still felt filthy and dirty from witnessing Lord Zedd and Tortura massacring the hellhounds. He slowly walked up to a still crying Stella and lightly tapped her shoulders. She stopped crying and looked back at her former husband.
"...I'm sorry, Stolas..." was all she said.
"I know..." Stolas simply responded. Stella would slowly get up and then leave the room, intending to finally stop putting Stolas through this mess. After what she had witnessed, she didn't want to be apart of the True Black Sadist group anymore. Stolas, on the other hand, put on his red robe and went to the bathroom to look at himself in the mirror, reflecting on everything that has happened these past few months. He then looked at the mess that was left, and realized he needed to clean up before Blitzo returned with the girls.
"I just hope Stella finally puts an end to her antics..." Stolas thought to himself as he went to find the nearest maid.
Chapter 172: NefariousMaximus
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they reached the bedroom, all five were met with quite an unusual sight. There stood what looked to be a full sized anthro bat. With dark grey fur, long black hair, and a wicked grin, this guy simply screamed sinister.
"Ah Stella; The swan princess of the Ars Goetia; Younger sister of Andrealphus, wife of Stolas, and mother of Octavia; And purveyor of domestic abuse and sadism; It's good to see you."
Stella was shocked, but more so by the fact that he just casually stated who she was.
"Excuse me, sir, but we have some business to attend to in this room, so I would greatly appreciate it if you leave. You can talk to me after we're done," Stella said, trying not to act bothered. However, there was a dark aura surrounding him that practically oozed with malevolence. It sent a chill down even Stolas's spine and told them that this guy was no joke.
"Okay, but seriously, who are you?" the Shar Pei asked.
"You may refer to me as Darklord Nefarious." the bat introduced himself "And I know many things about you, Stella. In fact, I've had my eye on you for quite some time."
"Oh, I get it now! You're a simp of Stella and want to rizz her up, huh? Well guess what, buddy? IF ANYONE'S RIZZING STELLA, IT'S ME!!!" the watchdog exclaimed. However, this caused the chihuahua to burst out laughing.
"Wow, bro, you really have a hard on for Stella, huh? No wonder you look at her so flirtishly!" the chihuahua cackled. This annoyed the watchdog.
"ENOUGH! Nefarious, leave right now! Last time I'm asking!" Stella threatened. However, not only did Nefarious not take her warning seriously, but he then proceeded to grab Stella and hold her to a crucifix that spawned in the room. Then, out of nowhere, nails appeared and suddenly thrusted themselves onto the swan's hands and feets, causing Stella to scream in pain.
"HEY! WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" the Shar Pei screamed. Stolas, not wanting anything to happen to Stella, tried to use his magic to stop Nefarious, but he pulled out an angelic shield and blocked the attack.
"Do you really think I would not think this through?!" Nefarious glared before laughing evilly, "Don't you dare look away. I want you all to burn this into your memories... Witness the fate that awaits the swan whore!"
With this, his claw thrust forward, plunging deep into her gut. There was moment of silence, the poor swan struggling to process the sudden surge of information, before she threw her head back and screamed at the top of her lungs.
"OH FUCK NO!!! YOU RELEASE HER RIGHT NOW, YOU FUCKING EDGELORD!!!" the watchdog screamed as he lunged at Nefarious, but he slit his throat before cracking his neck, killing him. He then tightened he grip, and with a swift yank, he ripped a strand of intestines from the swan's quivering body. The sight was too much for Stolas and the chihuahua to bear, both heaving up bile from their empty stomachs as they witnessed the visceral display before them. But that was only the beginning of the bat's twisted machinations. He reached forward with his other claw, grabbing the tube of dislodged flesh, and giving it another harsh tug as he began to mercilessly disembowel the helpless swan.
"STOP!!! PLEASE!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!" Stella screamed in agony as strand by strand, her bowels were torn from her body, and Nefarious was savoring every moment. He took it nice and slow, dragging out her suffering for as long as possible. With each tug, he watched as fresh blood and viscera spilled from her gut; he listened as her innards squelched and her voice cried out in anguish; he breathed deeply as the stench of blood, sweat, and fear radiated from her ravaged body. All of these sensations coalesced together, creating a feast of the senses for the depraved bat. It was pure ecstasy.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!! NEFARIOUS, YOU ARE A FUCKING ASSHOLE AND IDIOT FOR INTERRUPTING OUR WOULD-BE TORTURE SESSION WITH STOLAS JUST TO GIVE STELLA AN EVEN BIGGER TORTURE!!! I MEAN, WHAT, WAS ORI OR FIDGET NOT AVAILIBLE TO GET THEIR ASSES FUCKED OR SOMETHING?!?!
"Sorry, Mr. Chihuahua, but I've already done a lot with Ori and Fidget, and I wanted to switch things up by torturing Stella!" Nefarious casually said as he continued to disembowel Stella. It was an absolute living hell, with every second seeming to drag on for hours. Stella began to worry that it would never end, that she was doomed to suffer this indescribable pain for the rest of eternity. But although her mind seemed trapped in a prison of endless torment, it was actually only a matter of time until her thin, elegant Goetian body gave out. The excessive pain and torture was all too much for the weakened Goetian to bear. She let out her final death rattle, the haunting wail of a tortured soul, voicing her terror, anguish, and sorrow for all to hear. It resonated throughout the room, serving as a chilling prelude to any who heard it. The scream slowly faded as the last of her strength drained away, and her body fell limp, hanging lifelessly from the cruel crucifix.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Stolas finally let out a scream after standing there in shock, rushing to Stella's dead body and hugging it. Even after what she tried to do to him just now, he still didn't want her to get hurt because whether people like it or not, she is the mother of Octavia, and now Octavia was going to spend the rest of her life without one.
"Well, I guess that is it. Thanks for the fun times, everyone! Hope to cause more terror in Hell soon!"
Nefarious then disappeared, never to be seen again. Everyone at this point was silent, save for Stolas, who was still crying.
"You know what? Fuck this, I'm out of here. Stella didn't pay us enough to do that shit anyway," the Shar Pei eventually said. The chihuahua agreed, and both left the room.
"What am I going to tell Via...?" Stolas whispered as he went to the balcony to clear his head.
Chapter 173: Douglas McQuerter
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
"You place those handcuffs on him, and I'm blacklisting EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU on Winter Solace!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and everyone couldn't believe who was standing there. It was Douglas McQuerter, owner of Winter Solace Productions, and he looked upset.
"Doug?! What the hell are you doing here?!" the chihuahua asked. He was especially shocked since he ordered from Winter Solace before through Doug's Mortal Album to Hell Program.
"I came in Stolas's mansion because I wanted to work out a deal to release an album of his with his songs like 'You Will Be Ok' and 'Just Look My Way', and then I hear you are forcing him to endure torture at the hands of hellhounds at the threat of having his imp lover killer. Stolas, you're an idiot for not curb stomping Stella's ass on the curb. And Stella, you and your band of misfits are an even bigger asshole for thinking this was a good idea. Now I ask that you all leave him alone and do something else more productive."
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. Stolas didn't knew Doug was going to come and work out a record deal with Stolas, but to hear him call them out in that manner, including blaming Stolas?
"ABSOLUTELY NOT! Do you really think that we will give in to some puny human who looks like a fucking hobo?! NO! Now how about YOU leave, or else we'll include you in the torture too!" Stella threatened. Doug then pulled up his laptop and went on The Black Vault forum.
These idiots are now blacklisted on Winter Solace Productions for attempting to torture my future partner Stolas. The chihuahua in particular, Shay Cross, is also to not be trusted in the scene due to his complicacy in torture and hypocrisy of being a supposed hellhound nationalist, yet he's willing to work for this swan whore. I'd also recommend other labels watch out for these people.
Doug then took a photo of them before posting it on the forum.
"DID YOU JUST CALL OUR ASSES OUT ON TBV?!?! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" the watchdog screamed before charging at Doug. However, Doug dodged the attack and pulled out a katana and decapitated him.
"WOW, DUDE!!! NOW WHAT DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?!?!" the Shar Pei exclaimed as the chihuahua cried from being blacklisted and seeing his friend die.
"That's what he gets for trying to assault me! Now get out or else I'll decapitate you jerks as well!" Doug threatened.
"FUCK NO!!! ESPECIALLY AFTER KILLING ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS AND BLACKLISTING US FROM WINTER SOLACE!!! I WAS GOING TO BUY SOME STUFF FROM THERE AFTER THIS SESSIONS WAS DONE!!! AND NOW BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, I AM KILLING HIS FUCKING IMP SEX TOY!!!"
But before Stella can do that, Stolas twisted her arm and broke it before smashing her phone. By this point, he had enough of Stella's antics, and was going to make her pay.
"YOU ALL GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PALACE AND NEVER RETURN!!! AND STELLA, IF YOU TRY AND PULL THIS SHIT AGAIN, THEN YOUR ASS IS GRASS!!!" Stella screeched in his semi-feral mode. Stella and the other two hellhounds gulped before running out of the palace. Stolas then turned to Doug.
"Thank you for your help, sir. Now, what about that deal?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, yeah, I'm planning on having you release an album on Winter Solace, and it'll be pressed on tape and CD. If the sale goes great, then we can discuss getting LP pressings. How does that sound?"
"Sounds great! I'll be looking forward to finalizing it," Stolas said. And as he and Doug left the room to finalize the deal, Stolas was glad that Doug, despite the drama surrounding him and his label, was there to help rescue him from torture.
Chapter 174: CaseOh
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Tonight, CaseOh was doing his usual stream where he played Fall Guys and tried to win. Normally, CaseOh was good at the game, but this time, for some reason, he kept on looking and being disqualified, and this was leading to him to be more agitated. As if this weren't bad enough, he had messaging on, and people kept on commenting terrible food puns and mocking him for his weight. Needless to say, CaseOh was on his wits ends.
"WHOEVER SAID I AM JELLY ROLL'S LOST BROTHER NEEDS TO GET BANNED AND CANCELLED!!!" CaseOh screamed. However, he got distracted and lost, causing him to bang his table out of anger. "GODDAMNIT!!!"
However, while CaseOh was calming down, he got a $200 donation from a user named "Free Stolas", and it had one simple message.
Please watch this video. I was sent this from an anonymous source. What happened to Stolas is beyond deplorable.
Below the message was a link. CaseOh was confused, as he had heard of Stolas and the show Helluva Boss before, but never was an avid fan of the show. Nonetheless, to show his gratitude for the generous donation, he decided to click the link, which downloaded an mp4.
"I appreciate the donation, FreeStolas, so I'll watch the video. It better not be no freaky shit, though," CaseOh cautiously said as he opened the video. However, what he watched next would shock him and the viewers.
“Now pay attention, I won’t say that again. They will resume their treatment with an upgrade. I don’t care if you need to step back or aside to keep your balance, as long as you stay up. If you fall too soon, your imp dies. If you hold long enough, he won’t die, they’ll just keep going with you on the floor like the other times. But if you manage to stay standing until the end, you’ll earn your plaything a warning shot, only for if you make a small mistake need I remind you. Did you hear me?”
CaseOh watched in horror as Stolas was beaten to no end by three hellhounds, all while Stella simply watched and mocked his husband. Viewers in chat were freaking out, as they expressed sympathy for Stolas and hatred towards Stella and the hellhounds for the torture they were putting the poor owl through. Even the trolls who left lame jokes stopped what they were doing, as they felt like it wasn't appropriate given the subject matter. When the chihuahua charged at Stolas and grazed him at his side, CaseOh screamed in terror.
"ENOUGH!!!" CaseOh screamed as he tried to click off, but the video won't close no matter what he did. He even tried to end the stream, but for some reason, it won't stop. By the time the watchdog unleashed a powerful punch on his stomach that sent Stolas stumbling to a wall, CaseOh finally close the video, but was terrified of what he had just witnessed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!! WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS TO HIM?!?!" CaseOh yelled, having a billion answers for what he just witnessed. Then, FreeStolas made another donation.
Tomorrow, they're going to return. There's still time to stop the madness. I believe in you, CaseOh.
Suddenly, CaseOh remember what to do. He needed to go to hell and finally put an end to Stella and her goons.
"I understand now. I gotta go, chat. Tomorrow, I'm going to save Stolas," CaseOh concluded before ending the stream.
His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight. Suddenly, the group felt the ground shake, which got stronger as whoever was making that noise was getting closer. Then, that person made their appearance, and it was none other than CaseOh.
"YOU!!! YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE WHO'S TORTURING STOLAS, AREN'T YOU?!?!" CaseOh confronted.
"What the fuck?! CaseOh, how the fuck did you get in here?!" the Shar Pei exclaimed, recognizing him as he'd seen his streams before.
"Don't worry about how I got here! Last night, I was sent video of you all beating him and forcing him to play a terrible game where if he falls, then his imp lover dies! That was one of the worst fucking things I've ever saw, and I'm pretty sure you all traumatized chat with your recklessness! I also did my research on Stella and the show, and Stella, you are an abusive cunt! I don't care what the fuck Stolas did to you, because it is not worthy of all of this madness!"
Everyone couldn't believe what they were hearing. Stella was shocked that footage of one of the torture sessions had leaked on Earth, and was causing all sorts of controversies there. And what show? Were people recording them?
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! HOW DID THAT FOOTAGE LEAKED?!?! AND WHY THE FUCK DOES IT CONCERN YOU, YOU FUCKING FATASS?!?!" Stella screamed in anger.
"Yeah! CaseOh? More like CaseOhdilla!" the chihuahua joked, leading to the other two hellhounds and Stella to laugh.
"Exactly! McDonald's is the other way, Jelly Roll wannabe!" the watchdog joked, which caused even more laughter. CaseOh, however, was getting more upset.
"YOU BETTER SHUT UP, BRO!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I GET THESE KIND OF LAME JOKES ON PS5 MESSAGING!!! NOW I'M NOT GOING TO ASK AGAIN!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PALACE AND LEAVE STOLAS ALONE!!!"
However, not only did they refuse, but the hellhounds in particular decided that they were going to get CaseOh to leave one way or another. So the Shar Pei hellhound would charge at CaseOh, intending to punch him down. But when he tried to punch him, the punch ended up absorbing onto his fat, and not get him hurt.
"Is that the best you got, bro?" CaseOh mocked as he crossed his arms.
"Oh yeah?! Let's see how you take my knife!" the chihuahua growled as he went to stab CaseOh, but the fatness ended up breaking his knife when he tried to stab him. CaseOh then grabbed the chihuahua by his long hair and flung him at Stella and the watchdog, causing all three to collapse. When the Shar Pei tried to punch him again, CaseOh grabbed his arm and karate chopped it, breaking it. He then kicked him down.
"Stella, please! Just go! I don't want you all to get hurt!" Stolas pleaded.
"FUCK YOU, STOLASS!!! SINCE MR. ALL PLANET NO FITNESS HERE WANTED TO BE A HERO, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING IMP OF YOURS!!!"
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
I'm gonna take my car to the McDonald's
I'm gonna eat 'til I can't no more
As CaseOh sang the song "Burgers in the Back," Stella felt her phone turn into a cheeseburger, and it then flew to the watchdog's throat and force him to choke on it. The hellhounds tried to get the watchdog to spit it out by doing the Heimlich maneuver, but it couldn't work because they weren't powerful enough to push it out of his body.
I'm startin' to be humungous, lookin' like Big Chungus
I'm startin' to be humungous, lookin' like Big Chungus
Eventually, the watchdog ended up choking to death from the burger. As if that weren't bad enough, a large Burger King logo would spawn and the song "Have It Your Way" would play as it crush Stella and the remaining two hellhounds with its food. The might of the food ended up killing all three and crush them to death.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE CASEOH AND BURGER KING WOULD KILL THEM ALL!!!" Stolas screamed as he ended up running away. CaseOh stopped singing, and the Burger King logo disappeared.
"Stolas, wait!" CaseOh exclaimed as he ran to look for Stolas, not paying any mind to the shaking he was causing in the palace. It would be a miracle if CaseOh's stomps didn't cause a hellquake in Imp City... Anyway, CaseOh eventually found Stolas in his study, but he was seen curled up and crying. CaseOh carefully went up to Stolas and knelt down.
"I'm so sorry you had to go through that. You didn't deserve to be hurt in that manner. Is this the first time she hurt you like this?"
"No..." Stolas wept, "She did it two previous times... one was just before I was due to meet Blitzo at the full moon... I tried to make it work, but she never changed... why does she hate me so much...?"
Stolas couldn't help it. He leaned to CaseOh to hug him as he cried even harder. CaseOh would hold Stolas and allowed him to cry. It was clear that Stolas had been through a lot, even before the torture madness began. After nearly two minutes of this, Stolas would slow down his tears, and looked at CaseOh.
"Stolas, you need to understand that Stella would not have changed her behavior no matter what you did. But at the same time, I don't want you to think you're at fault for how she turned out. She and her other stupid dogs only have themselves to blame for their own actions, and after this, they're not going to hurt you anymore. Also, it is true that your lives are being recorded for a show called Helluva Boss, but believe me when I say that people are sympathizing with you and Blitzo, and even I'm starting to warm up to the show. I do look forward to seeing you and Blitzo get a happy ending that you both deserve."
Stolas only nodded, glad that he wasn't alone in his predicament. Before CaseOh left, however, he took out a special oilment and carefully rubbed it on Stolas's still broken arm. It helped sped up the process of the broken arm and make it completely healed. He also handed Stolas a link to his channel before he opened up a portal back to Earth. Once it closed, Stolas finally took a deep breath and processed everything that just went down. A bunch of stuff was knocked over from CaseOh's walking, but it was really the least of his worries. After getting drunk as a way to cope that disastrous talk with Blitzo, he was glad that someone finally intervened before Stella once again continued her terror with these damn torture sessions again.
"I need to clear my head... these past few weeks have been a bitch..." Stolas said as he left his study with the intent to figure out how he's going to explain all of this to Blitzo.
Chapter 175: Power Rangers
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands ba-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when an aura began to form in the room, and in its place was none other than the Power Rangers.
"STELLA GOETIA! YOU STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" the Red Ranger commanded.
"And I'll be destroying that restraint as well!" the Pink Ranger said before she took out her crossbow and sniped the blessed cuffs, breaking them.
"OH COME ON! THOSE BLESSED RESTRAINTS WERE A BITCH TO FIND!" the watchdog groaned.
"We don't care! Stella, we have been told by Zordon that you have been abusing his friend Stolas for years, and are now going too far by not only trying to have him assassinated, but now attempted to have him tortured at the hands of hellhounds! We demand that you leave the palace and never bother him again, or else we will take drastic measures!" the White Ranger ordered. However, Stella only scoffed.
"As if I'd listen to a bunch of teens in ridiculous costumes! Now since you all wanted to barge in and interrupt us, I'm killing his imp as punishment!"
But before Stella could even reach for her phone, the Yellow Ranger would roundhouse kick Stella before taking the phone and destroying it.
"OH FUCK OFF!!!" the chihuahua screamed before he stabbed the Yellow Ranger. The Black Ranger retaliated by grabbing the chihuahua by his long hair and slamming him on the ground, followed by the Blue Ranger decapitating him with his sword, killing him.
"SHAY, NO!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed before he and the watchdog charged at the Black and Red Ranger and tackled them. The Pink Ranger would shoot the watchdog in the butt while the Yellow Ranger would place the Shar Pei on a chokehold and held him, in which the Red Ranger would punch him repeatedly in the stomach to rupture it.
"I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT I AM WITNESSING RIGHT NOW!!! STOLASS, DON'T JUST STAND THERE!!! STOP THEM!!!" Stella demanded. However, Stolas just shook his head and left the room, leaving Stella to deal with the consequences. By the time the Rangers were done, the watchdog ended up dying from being shot in the neck and choking on his blood, and the Shar Pei also died from a peritonitis resulting from appendicitis, similar to how Houdini died.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK YOU ALL!!! IF YOU THINK I'M JUST GONNA LET YOU ALL GET AWAY WITH KILLING MY HELLHOUNDS, THINK AGAIN!!!" Stella screeched before pulling out a machine gun and letting it rip. The Rangers formed a shield to block the gunshots. In the mist of all of this madness, Alpha 5 suddenly appeared and used his electricity to shock the machine gun, rendering it useless.
"Ay-ya-ya-ya-ya! How's this for shooting, you stupid swan?! Now let's take her away!"
The Red and Black Ranger would restrain Stella as the White Ranger placed her in handcuffs.
"Now let's take you back to where you belong!" the White Ranger said as he sent Stella to a jail cell where they kept the enemies they captured and defeated. Stella gulped when she saw some of the scary monsters.
"First time?" one of the monsters said before the cell closed.
"Alright, now let's find Stolas," the Blue Ranger said as they left the room to find Stolas. They found him chugging a full bottle of absinthe.
"Woah woah, Stolas! No need to drink it all at once!" the Yellow Ranger cautioned as she took away the bottle.
"Why wouldn't I? I need to comprehend the fact that the fucking Power Rangers of all people stopped Stella from torturing me at the hand of her pathetic goons! And now I feel like the biggest idiot in the world for not stopping her antics years ago!" Stolas cried out, letting out all the frustration he had for not kicking her ass on the curb sooner. The Pink Ranger recognized this, and knew she needed to talk to him.
"Stolas, none of what happened is your fault, and you shouldn't blame yourself for not leaving earlier. Zordon told us that you endured her torment for the sake of your daughter Octavia, and that you wanted to give her a normal childhood. That is an incredibly brave thing to do, and you are far stronger as you seem. We hope that going forward, you can live life at your own terms and not be abused anymore."
As Stolas let the Pink Ranger's words sink in, he realized that she was right, and that even in his low moments, he still persisted in spite of his depression. Just then, Octavia arrived, and shrieked in excitement.
"OH MY GOD! IT'S THE POWER RANGERS! I LOVE WATCHING YOUR SHOW! CAN I GET A SELFIE?!" Octavia screamed happily. The Power Rangers agreed, and Octavia got to take a selfie with her and her father with the Power Rangers which she posted on Voxtagram.
"Alright, Stolas, we gotta go now. Remember to call us if you need anything!" the Red Ranger said as he handed Stolas their business card before leaving.
"Hey, dad, what were the Power Rangers doing here anyway?" Octavia asked.
"I'll tell you later. For now, let's just spend the evening together," Stolas said as he and his daughter went to have their bonding moment.
Chapter 176: Nathanatwar's Stolas
Notes:
Basically, all you need to know about Nathanatwar's Stolas is that he's very thicc and horny af. Only look at images of him if you can handle horny birbs.
Also, warning for crazy horny shenanigans
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, everyone gasped at who was standing in the room. There was what looked to be another Stolas, but he was different. While the regular Stolas was thin and curvy, this Stolas looked very thick and had a huge ass, made more prominent from his red robe, as well as having longer hair. He also looked at the group very flirtishly.
"Mmmmm... Stella, I appreciate you bringing in these big, husky hellhounds for me to play with..." thick Stolas flirted. However, this led to the hellhounds gagging out of disgust.
"WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?!?! YOU MADE A SEXUALIZED CLONE OF YOURSELF?!?!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"What? No! I don't even know this, um... bigger... version of me..." Stolas said out of confusion. In truth, he was actually kind of jealous of his thick self. Maybe he should look into playing around with body proportions for the next full moon...
"Stolass, I have no time for these games! Tell this fatass version of yours that he has to go!" Stella demanded.
"Oh, but you haven't seen all of my cakes yet..." thick Stolas seductively said before he turned around and began to twerk, his clapping making loud noises.
"OH MY GOD! I THINK I'M GONNA BE SICK!" the chihuahua hurled before he vomited on the floor. The Shar Pei ended up leaving the room out of disgust. The watchdog, on the other hand, looked aroused from thick Stolas's twerking, and a boner was seen forming under his pants.
"I'M SORRY, BUT I GOTTA GET A PIECE OF THAT ASS!!!"
The watchdog then ran up to his butt and proceeded to bury his face in there.
"Oh my! You know how to eat ass!" thick Stolas moaned as the watchdog proceeded to sniff and lick his butt. Stella and the chihuahua, on the other hand, practically had a heart attack.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!! GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF HIS ASS RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO ACT HORNY!!!" Stella screamed as the chihuahua ended up passing out from the sexual encounter. However, while the watchdog did pull out of his butt, he proceeded to whip out his enormous cock.
"You ready for daddy's dick?" the watchdog purred.
"Please put it in!" thick Stolas begged. The watchdog nodded and thrusted inside his anus. Thick Stolas moaned from the penetration, and kept moaning as the watchdog proceeded to pound his fatass while slapping it. Meanwhile, Stolas was watching this entire thing go down, and he couldn't help but feel his cloaca wet from the sight. However, he turned and notice Stella was having a panic attack.
"Stella, please calm down! It's just sexual intercourse!" Stolas said as he held her hand.
"EASY FOR YOU TO SAY!!! THIS FATASS CLONE OF YOURS DISTRACTED MY HELLHOUND TO FUCK HIM, THE OTHER ONE PASSED OUT, AND WHO KNOW WHERE THE FUCK THE OTHER GUY WENT!!! ALL I WANTED WAS TO SEE YOU HURT!!! WHY CAN'T I EVER GET MY WAY?!?!"
Stella ended up crying as the watchdog and thick Stolas continue to moan and fuck like crazy. It eventually concluded when the watchdog came inside thick Stolas.
"OH FUCK YES!!! FILL ME UP!!!" thick Stolas moaned as he felt the cum pump inside his anal cavity. The watchdog pulled out, his cock still throbbing.
"You want more?!" the watchdog asked.
"YES, DADDY!!!" thick Stolas moaned, and the watchdog pushed thick Stolas to the bed to fuck him some more. By this point, Stolas decided it was time to give them some privacy, so he motioned Stella to leave the room, as well as move the chihuahua out of here. By the time they were out and Stolas closed the door, the chihuahua woke up.
"w... what happened...?" the chihuahua asked in a daze.
"I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore. I'll pay you all except the watchdog the money. I just need to wash my fucking eyeballs..." Stella sighed before she left the palace. The chihuahua looked pissed, especially since his plans to torture Stolas was ruined at the hands of one of his friends getting freaky with a thick Stolas.
"Alright, do you know where Marcos is?" the chihuahua asked.
"Who's Marcos?" Stolas asked.
"The wrinkly guy who was with us! I saw him left the room and I don't know where he went!"
His question was answered when Marcos did came out, looking like he just vomited his guts out.
"...I think I'm gonna need therapy..." was all he said before he broke down crying.
Chapter 177: GG Allin
Notes:
Requested by Hjuk-789
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what?! Killing everything I fuck?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and they couldn't believe who was standing there. It was none other than GG Allin, an infamous rockstar known for his shocking acts on stage. And he was naked.
"EW! PUT SOME PANTS ON FOR FUCK'S SAKE!" Stella screamed as the hellhounds looked disgusted.
"Fuck no! You see, I've heard about what you were trying to Stolas, and there's no way in hell I'm gonna let you all do this stupid torture! Now if you want me to put some pants on, then please release Stolas and get out!" GG Allin demanded.
"How about you go fuck yourself?!" the chihuahua clapped back, "Your music sucks, and so is your antics on stage! This is why I vastly prefer metal instead of stupid rock music like yours, because it's whack!"
We watched along and talked along 'till we
To the levelest ground
Then I picked up a stick of wood and I
Knocked the Boston bitch down
Watch me kill, watch me kill the Boston girl!
As the song "Watch Me Kill" played, GG Allin would grab a knife and slit the chihuahua's throat, killing him. When the Shar Pei and watchdog tried to stop him, he would stab the Shar Pei in the heart before grabbing the watchdog and snapping his head, also killing them.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL MY HELLHOUNDS?!?!" Stella screamed.
"But that's not all!"
GG Allin then began to play the song "I Kill Everything I Fuck" as he began to have sex with the corpses of the hellhounds. This led to Stella to vomit on the floor.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!!! FUCK YOU, GG ALLIN!!! AND FUCK YOU STOLASS!!!"
Stella proceeded to release Stolas from the blessed handcuffs before running out of the room crying. Stolas then stopped GG Allin from raping their corpses.
"My goodness, sir! You have got to be the most revolting rockstar I've ever seen! I mean, I'm glad that you stopped Stella from carrying out this terrible plan, but in that manner?" Stolas asked.
"Well, Stolas, she needs to learn that she can't always get her way, and she especially needs to learn that beating you for the hell of it is lame. Let me know if you want me to party some more here!" GG Allin said before he walked out of the room. Stolas took a moment to breath before teleporting the corpses of the hellhounds out of the room and into an incinerator. No one will miss them, anyway.
"Well that was short. Just like his songs..." Stolas shrugged before he left the room.
Chapter 178: Striker VS His Arch Nemesis
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It took some time for Stolas to realize he had hinted Blitz that this wasn’t his first panic attack, but the imp hadn’t brought it up, so… Either he didn’t notice, or he didn’t care. Both were fine with the owl. He was still afraid Blitz’s help has been motivated mainly by practical aspects, but it had truly felt nice, to have someone beside him in those moments, despite the added rush of stress it first caused him.
Now, barely two days later, it was time to prepare for their second self-defense lesson! Even better, Octavia was still there until the start of next week because of her mother’s schedule, which was all better in Stolas’ eyes, and not just because it kept Stella away. Maybe he would be able to not see her at all this week? It went well until now, and he hadn’t even particularly tried hard to avoid her.
At least, the gear Blitz had suggested him to defend or train during the lessons had arrived, a bit later than expected but still in time, so Stolas wasn’t complaining.
It would be an evening without his daughter, but he wouldn’t be alone anyway thanks to the imp, so he didn’t mind too much. Plus, Via was going to some festival to see a concert with Loona, and it felt nice to see these two were getting along even more now. Stolas had even heard Via speak about Loona’s friends, saying they were nice and she’d see them again today.
To Stolas’ dismay, Via wasn’t mastering the portals without the grimoire yet enough to be able to take herself and Loona there, but the owl still made sure the both of them had a safe transportation there, since Blitz would be using the van to come to the palace later, after work. He could have used the crystal, but he seemed to prefer leaving it at the office and not use it for other purposes, and he refused Stolas’ offer to portal him. As for the girls, they had feared loosing the gem not so long ago and therefore didn’t want to risk it in a place full of people.
The prince had made sure to renew the spell on his daughter, and even placed one on Loona and the imp couple from IMP, just in case. With everything happening, it felt safer that way, until he could start his moves, but that would have to wait for next week.
But right now, he had some catch up to do on his work. Not that he could avoid all his tasks even with Via here, but he hadn’t been too busy these past few weeks and hoped it would remain that way, for he had a lot on his mind. Yet, there was still a bare minimum to be done, so he settled on it, asking for refreshments to his staff soon after he got started, to make sure he wouldn’t wander off if he was to go to the kitchen by himself. He… May have been a bit too easygoing this week, and it wasn’t a habit he should take, not when the next one was threateningly close by.
Still, once said bare minimum was done, he was quick to abandon his study to go to the room he had dedicated to their self-defense lessons. His staff was told to put the gear received there, but he hadn’t unpacked yet, and he had to admit, he wanted to do so before Blitz’s arrival, because as much as he loved to chat with his imp, he also knew he probably wouldn’t be as well physically for their next training, so better take some advance on the hiding blades in clothes part so they could focus on the other aspects Blitz had been interested about last time.
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and all three gasped at who it was. There was what looked to be another reptilian cowboy imp like Striker, but was more reptilian leaning with green scalene and red eyes. He was also carrying more weapons on him. Striker knew him, as he was Gerald the Great, his number one enemy.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Striker groaned, "Gerald, this is not the time to come here and start shit!"
"I don't care what you be tryna' do, Strika!" Gerald confronted, "I still ain't forgive ya for what ya did to my saloon lair! Blowing it up and killin' mah workers like that?! And you think I'm going to let that slide?!"
"No one gives a fuck!" Stella exclaimed, "Look, me and Striker have some business to attend to with Stolas, so whatever issue you have with him, it can wait."
"And that just reminds me! Why da fuck are ya working with royalty?! I thought you hated them, Strika!" Gerald mocked. Striker was dead silent at that. Until now, no one pointed out his hypocrisy of hating royalty, yet working with them at the same time. And now? He couldn't take it anymore.
"HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT MY HYPOCRISY, YOU JERK!!! THAT'S IT!!! COME AND GET IT!!!"
Striker pulled out his angelic gun and shot at Gerald. Gerald dodged the bullets and retaliated with his own angelic gun.
"YOU TWO STOP IT NOW!!! IF YOU BREAK SOMETHING, YOU'RE GOING TO PAY FOR IT!!!" Stolas warned as he and Stella ducked from the bullets flying.
"GERALD, I'M SERIOUS!!! GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW AND LET ME DO THIS!!!" Striker screamed as he kept shooting. Gerald, however, decided to shock everyone by suddenly pulling out a lasso made of angelic rope and snatching Stella with it.
"HEY!!! GET OFF OF ME RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella shrieked as she tried to free herself, only for Gerald to slap her in the face.
"LET STELLA GO RIGHT NOW!!!" Striker screamed in terror as he charged at Gerald, only for him to hold Stella at gun point.
"Ya take one more step, and you can kiss ya princess goodbye!" Gerald warned as he cocked the gun.
"GERALD, PLEASE DON'T!!! IF YOU KILL STELLA, THEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE IN A WORLD OF HELL!!!" Stolas warned as he threatened to go feral on him. Gerald thought for a moment, but then shrugged and began to run with Stella.
"DON'T JUST STAND THERE, BIRDIE!!! STOP HIM, AND I WON'T HURT YA AS MUCH!!!" Striker commanded. Stolas had no choice but to work with Striker to try and stop Gerald. they both reached outside where Gerald got on his demon horse to ride away with Stella. Stolas would use a power thrust to shoot the horse and kill it, sending Gerald and Stella off of the horse and onto the ground.
"ALRIGHT, THAT DOES IT!!! IMMA TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!"
Gerald then pulled out the gun and shot Stella point blank in the head killing her instantly. Stolas and Striker stopped when the gunshot was heard, and the atmosphere then became so quiet you can hear a pin drop.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Despite everything Stella had done to him at that point, he still somehow remained some sort of respect for her, mainly for her mother status. There was a time where Stolas believed that he could change Stella for the better, to get her to change from her abusive ways and to become good friends. But now? It was all out of the window. And after all the abuse and torment she put him through, she finally succumbed to Striker's arch nemesis.
Stolas couldn't control it. He rushed to Stella's corpse and hugged her tightly, tears flowing down his cheek. Even Striker was devastated, dropping to his knees and crying. Gerald, on the other hand, smirked.
"That's what ya get for killing mah horse! Enjoy your dead swan!" Gerald mocked before fleeing. Striker's fist balled as he contemplated chasing after Gerald, but decided to save it for later. For now, he needed to focus on Stolas. Though he still hated him, at the same time, he realized that Stolas was somehow more broken than what he did during the last assassination attempt. He wiped his tears as he slowly walked to the still crying owl. He placed a hand on his shoulders gently, which caused Stolas to stop crying and look back.
"Stolas... I'm sorry for trying to kill you... and I'm sorry for trying to torture you. I still don't like you, but at the same time, you and I didn't deserve to lose Stella. I hope that she's in a better place now..."
Stolas didn't say anything, but if he accepted Striker's forgiveness, he never showed. Striker decided now would be a good time to leave. He gathered Bombproof, who was amazingly unfazed from the whole ordeal, and rode out of the palace property.
"What am I going to do...?" Stolas thought to himself as he tried to process where things were going to go from here.
Chapter 179: The Mariachi Band from Western Energy
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
So Stella thinks she has the upperhand
Just because she got some doggies and some Striker wannabes
Well we're here to tell you that your reign won't last long
And that your abusive butt's gonna get the whooping of its life!
Everyone turned to who was singing, and it was what looked to be a tiny imp mariachi band. This band was previously seen in the Western Energy episode where they sung the Ballad of Striker. And now they somehow spawned in the room to sing a song roasting the hell out of Stella and her goons.
Let's start off with the Shar Pei who looks so darn old
He looks like he's a million years old!
You should go back to the retirement home where you belong
And get those wrinkles off your stupid face!
The Shar Pei felt himself getting a heart attack from that brutal roast before dropping dead.
"HEY! HOW DARE YOU KILL ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS WITH THAT ROAST! YOU ALL BETTER STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!" Stella demanded, but they kept playing.
Let's move on to the chihuahua with his long mopy hair
And that Der Stürmer shirt that makes him look silly
You're a disgrace to the hellhounic race you proclaim you love
And Tarah would kill herself if she saw your twink butt
The chihuahua ended up being set on fire, and he screamed as he burned to death.
"NO NO NO!!! DON'T YOU DARE SING ABOUT ME!!!" the watchdog screamed in terror as he tried to leave, but some force was stopping him from moving.
This watchdog also likes to take steriods 'cause his pee pee is small
And his children are by-products of tryhardism
You have a crush on Stella, and she won't love you back
So do the world a favor and just off yourself!
The watchdog felt his body be flung across the room and crash out of the window, in which he fell to his death.
"OH MY SATAN!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF MY HELLHOUNDS DIED BECAUSE OF YOUR AWFUL SINGING!!! THAT IS IT!!! I HAVE HAD ENOUGH!!! STOLASS, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT IMP OF YOURS SINCE THOSE ASSHOLES WANT TO ROAST THEM TO DEATH!!!"
Oh no you don't, Stella! That's not gonna happen!
Your reign of terror's gonna end today!
You hurt Stolas because you are weak otherwise
And your daughter doesn't want you anymore!
I bet Andrealphus wishes you died so he be freed of you
And Paimon is rolling in his grave!
You are the worst Goetian in the entire family
And that's why you must die right now!
What happened next would shock Stolas to the core. Stella felt herself be brutally beaten by an invisible force, and she screamed from the bruising and broken bones of the assault. As if this weren't bad enough, she was hung by some invisible rope and she proceeded to choke to death from the hanging.
And just like that, Stella died for good
And so did her pathetic hellhounds!
She was the real pathetic one with her abusive nature
And we hope Stolas can finally move on!
The band then left the room, leaving Stolas to process what just happened. He did met them before while he was being kidnapped by Striker, but he had no idea that they would be this capable of destroying Stella and her goons with their songs. But then again, how come they didn't use that for when Striker captured him?
"...I need to clear my head. It's been a long day..." Stolas sighed as he left the room.
Chapter 180: Narration Infighting
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that I decided to enter the room and began to paint the walls with-
"HEY!" I screamed upon seeing another narrator barge into the story and try and paint the walls. As far as I am concerned, the walls are fine as they are, and there is no need for you to come in and try and paint it, especially right when I was about to explain the torture that was about to begin. Speaking of which, way to go, asshole! You just stopped Stella from doing her plan.
"Well, I'm sorry, narrator, but before they can actually get started, I think it will be for the best that we change the room a bit. Stolas can accidently hit something while the hellhounds are sending him to pound town, and I want to try and clear out the objects and make the room more safe for torture, as well as change the color because I hate that pattern. Stolas, this is exactly why Stella hurts you, because you are a bad designer!"
As this other narrator is telling me all of this nonsense, he proceeded to paint the walls from the nice texture to this weird hot pink color that would make Barbie feel embarrassed. As if this weren't embarrassing enough, not only did he removed the bookshelf as well as the couch that Stella was going to sit on to watch, but he replaced the couch with some weird throne for Stella to sit on, as well as change the hellhound's clothing to some crusader warrior armor.
"Dude, what's with this armor? We're not going on a fucking crusade!" the Shar Pei complained.
"Well I personally think this armor would look badass on you all! And plus, Stella, you got a cool throne to sit on!" the other narrator exclaimed. However, little did this dumbass knew that I got a secret weapon... While distracted with this, I pressed the reset button to reset all of his changes! Ha! Take that you fucking prick. Anyway, as I was saying She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful pu-
"OH NO! I KNEW YOU RESETTED MY PROGRESS! YOU KNOW WHAT?! THIS TORTURE WILL NOT START UNTIL I CAN GET MY CHANGES FIXED!"
Wait, what are you doing? Oh fuck no! Don't you dare press tha-
"Ha ha ha! Just like that, I got rid of the original narrator! He was dumb anyway. He is infamous for his unreliable storytelling and always emphasizing the wrong shit! He deserved it!"
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! THIS TORTURE WAS DELAYED BECAUSE THE NARRATORS WANTED TO FIGHT OVER WHO CONTROLLED THE STORY?!?!" Stella screamed, pissed that the torture was delayed.
"Narrator, can you please get me out of these cuffs? On second thought, I changed my mind..." Stolas pleaded.
"Oh no! Stolas, you are going through this no matter what because the plot demands it! Now I need to bring my changes back... Okay, the room is back to where I left it, and the hellhounds have their crusader clothes back on..."
"FOR THE LAST TIME!!! I DO NOT NEED THIS IMPRACTICAL MEDIEVAL ARMOR!!!" the watchdog growled.
"You shut up or I'll replace you with that Loona costume D.H.O.R.K.S wore in the actual Full Moon episode! Anway, Stella, here's this cool red lingerie that you can wear to make yourself look sexy in the torture. And because why not, Stolas should be naked!"
"Oh great, now he's just trying to make his sexual fantasies come true..." Stella groaned as she tugged at her lingerie.
"Well we need a sexual edge on this story, okay? Alright, you may continue..."
"すみませんが、この話はここまででばかばかしいです。これを面白い高校のアニメドラマにしたらどうでしょうか? ここでは、ストーラスは学校の新入生で、学校で一番人気のステラと、彼女の言うことをすべて守る彼女の熱狂的なファンたちにいじめられています。しかしある日、ストーラスがいじめから救われたとき、不良少年のブリッツォが二人を助け、二人は友情から恋人へと発展し、彼らの人生が永遠に変わる物語が始まります! さあ、どうですか?"
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! The Japanese narrator? Sorry, man, but I already claimed this first so please-"
THIS IS THE ORIGINAL NARRATOR!!! I WAS ABLE TO GET THE JAPANESE NARRATOR TO BRING ME BACK HERE!!! NOW YOU BETTER LEAVE OR ELSE YOU WILL REGRET BEING BORN!!!
"Hell to the damn no! You both get out of here right this instant! And where the hell did the hellhounds go?"
"They left because they're waiting for you all to stop fighting so I can finally see Stolas hurt!" Stella exclaimed. by this point at her wits end with the stalling and narrator fighting.
Okay, that's it, I'm resetting this shit, and I will have to give the hellhounds a spanking for their disobedience.
"実は、これをアニメにしたいので、スタイルを Vivziepop からアニメにすばやく変更して... できました! これでファンフィクションがアニメ スタイルになりました!"
"Oh come on! That's even worse now! Look how stupid Stolas and Stella are!"
For once I agree with you. Okay, Japanese narrator you gotta go.
"何でもいいよ...また後で会おうぜ!"
Okay, NOW I'm resetting this style back to before your dumbass showed up, and-
"Nah, fuck that! For everything you've done and not let me go through my plans, TAKE THIS!"
OW! DID YOU JUST STAB ME!
"Damn right I did! Now here's some more!"
OW OW OW!!! STOP STABBING ME!!! OH GOD, WHY AREN'T MY POWERS WORKING?!?!
"Because I disabled them! Any last words?"
GO BONE YOURSELF!!!
"And just like that... HE'S DEAD! Alright, now we can go back to my plan!"
However, when the other narrator looked back, he saw that Stolas and Stella have left the room.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! Where did they all go?!"
Stolas, Stella, and the three hellhounds were seen waiting at the AO3 Fanfic Sanctuary alongside all other characters who faced external hardships from their stories due to narration disputes. They were brought in by a fanfic expert to see the damage.
"Okay, so it looks like you five were stopped from continuing with your story because of what looked to be a dispute over narration control. The other narrator who showed up has been wanted for three different counts of murdering other narrators before this, and because we now found him from trashing your fanfic, he will be promptly arrested and charged."
"That's great and all, but what about us?" Stolas asked.
"The Selfless fanfic will continue in a different setting. However, Stella, you and your gang are required to tone down your sessions by a lot, because I am looking through your plan, and forcing Stolas to sit on a 50 ft spiked dildo is not ideal..."
"Oh come on! It would be funny!" Stella tried to convince, but the fanfic expert shook his head.
"No excuses. And Stolas, you will also get a therapist and doctor stand by at all times to monitor your physical and mental health during recording. Now all five of you are dismissed. The filming of Selfless will resume tomorrow with a better narrator.
All five nodded and left his office. The fanfic expert also got a notification saying that the other narrator was arrested, and the Japanese narrator was also taken in for questioning.
"I just hope there will be less counts of this happening going forward..."
Notes:
...What the fuck did I just typed 💀
Chapter 181: Cash Buckzo
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s wa-”
The chihuahua was suddenly interrupted when he was knocked out by a blunt object, and he fell to the ground. Stolas gasped when he saw who did it. It was Cash Buckzo, the father of Blitzo and Barbie, and he was holding a baseball bat.
"That'll teach that long-haired mutt!" Cash spat before looking at Stolas. "You! We need to talk!"
"Wait, who are you, and what are you doing here?!" Stolas said as he panicked inside.
"Hey, I'm Cash Buckzo, the father of Barbie and Blitzo. I'm here because I need to have a word with Stella, and you need to be involved. I know you got some cool powers and shit, so if at any point she tries to do something stupid, you better use them to turn her into ashes or some shit like got, alright?"
Stolas was shocked at Cash's insistence of meeting Stella. He had no idea if this was some kind of trick Stella was using, but then again, he knew that the chihuahua won't willingly agree to getting knocked out like that. So he reluctantly agreed and led Cash to the bedroom where Stella and her other henchmen were. When they arrived, he saw the Shar Pei and watchdog playing UNO to kill time. Stella, on the other hand, was shocked to see Cash.
"What the hell, Stolass?! Why did you bring this imp along with you? What, was that other imp you constantly fuck not available to rescue your pathetic ass?! And where's the chihuahua?" Stella confronted.
"Shut the fuck up, you stupid swan whore!" Cash barked, "I'm here because you were the reason the circus burned down, killed my wife, and made Fizzarolli lose all of his limbs! I thought it was Blitzo, but then I came across this footage, and I could not believe what I watched!"
Cash then showed the group a video on his phone where a teenage Stella carefully started a fire and crafted it so it would look like Blitzo had started it. Stolas was at a lost of words of what he was witnessing. He was made aware of the fire incident that left Blitzo with burn marks, but he never knew the extent of the damage. And now that he saw that Stella had been the main culprit of it, he now somehow hated Stella more even with all the bullshit he put him through.
"So tell me, bitch! Why the fuck did you do it?" Cash interrogated.
"Because I knew about Stolass's visit with that fucking imp years ago, and I wanted to kill him so that he won't deal with him ever again! And I thought I won! But then came that fucking day where he slept with that imp, and then he ruined my cake and dress! It was so embarrassing! And at this point, Stolass ought to be lucky I haven't sniped that burn victim already!"
"THAT'S NO FUCKING EXCUSE!!! I HATED MY SON FOR YEARS ALL FOR NOTHING, AND NOW HE WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME BECAUSE OF YOUR ACTIONS!!!" Cash screamed.
"We don't give a shit, old man!" the watchdog retorted, "And besides, we have some business to attend to in this room, so we'd like for you to leave while we wait for our other friend to come."
Right on cue, however, the chihuahua came stumbling in the room, looking pissed.
"YOU! YOU WANNA KNOCK ME OUT RIGHT WHEN I WAS ABOUT TO BRING STOLAS IN HERE?! NOT ON MY FUCKING WATCH!" the chihuahua yelled as he went to charge at Cash. But Cash would dodge the attack and instead kick his back so hard he broke it. The chihuahua cried as he fell.
"HEY! DON'T HURT OUR FRIEND!" the Shar Pei shouted as he and the watchdog would charge at Cash. But despite his old age, he was a lot stronger than they thought. He grabbed the watchdog's arm and poke it with a needle, which actually caused all of the muscle in his body to deflate.
"Wow, it looks like you were wearing a muscle suit to hide the fact that you're a fucking twink!" Cash joked. Stolas and even the Shar Pei hellhound ended up laughing at this as the watchdog whimpered at being exposed like this.
"ENOUGH!!! THAT IS IT!!! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN HERE, EXPOSE ME, AND RUIN EVERYTHING, I'M GONNA DO WHAT I SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO AND FINISH OFF THAT PATHETIC FUCKING SON OF YOURS!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Cash would tackle her to the ground and use his baseball bat to choke her with it. When Stella tried to fight back, Stolas would hold her down as he grabbed her phone and broke it.
"DON'T YOU DARE HURT STELLA!!!" the watchdog screamed as he and the other two hellhounds tried to stop him, but it was at this point that Stolas finally snapped. After going through several of these atrocious torture sessions, including the last one that involved a rape, he decided enough was enough. He went into feral mode and proceeded to shred all three hellhounds in a brutal way. It made his previous feral outbursts look tame in comparison. While Cash was choking Stella to death, he watched in shock with how brutal Stolas's killing was. He knew that he told Stolas to use his powers should she try and fight back, but he didn't think he would be this powerful. By the time the owl was done with them, they were nothing left but shredded meat and bones. It was also at this point that Stella stopped moving. It turned out that she had died from the choking.
"That was for killing my wife..." Cash sneered before looking at Stolas. "Are you okay?"
"No... Stella had forced me to endure all sorts of torture under the threat that Blitzo will die if I didn't comply. The last session was the worst, as they... forced themselves onto me... all while Stella watched... and who knows what they would've done this time around had you not showed up..."
Cash couldn't believe what he was hearing. Stella had been torturing Stolas for weeks? He couldn't help but feel bad for Stolas, and went to hug him.
"I'm so sorry you had to go through all of that. Stella really is a fucking monster. I may not be the best person, and I've certainly made some mistakes in the past. But after hearing the truth, I now know that my son Blitzo isn't to blame. But what am I going to do to get him to love me again?"
Stolas thought for a moment before he answered.
"I think it's best that you do come to him, explain everything, apologize for your wrongdoings, and be sincere. I'm not sure if Blitzo will forgive you, but whatever decision he chooses, you need to respect it. However, I think once he finds out what really happened, he will understand."
Cash agreed, and both exchanged numbers for future meetups before Cash left. Once he was gone, Stolas decided to clean up the mess by sending the hellhound remains to a dump. As for Stella, despite everything, he still wanted to give her an honorable death. So he would take her body to a cremation to cremate. Once her body was nothing but ashes, he would portal to the nicest beach in the Envy ring and spread her ashes to the shores, as that was what she requested what happened to her body in her will.
"I hope you find peace here..." Stolas simply said before portalling back to the palace.
Chapter 182: Spindle
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that the door suddenly broke down, and in came what looked to be a demonic horse. That horse was Spindle, and Blitzo was seen riding her.
"AW FUCK YEAH! CHECK OUT MY HORSE!" Blitzo exclaimed as all five stared at the horse in awe.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! THERE IS NO WAY YOU WENT OUT OF YOUR OFFICE, WENT TO THE NEAREST STABLE, TOOK THAT HORSE, AND CLOPPED ALL THE WAY HERE!!! HOW DID YOU EVEN ESCAPE THE SNIPERS?!?!" Stella screamed.
"Well, Stella, I already knew about your shitty plan last night, and I wasn't going to let you hurt birdie! So I made myself a clone for work just in case the snipers shot it, and then I brought out Spindle to come and help me! Now I suggest you all release Stolas and fuck off before Spindle snaps."
"OH FUCK NO! WE'RE HURTING STOLAS NO MATTER WHAT!" the Shar Pei screamed as he went to punch Stolas. However, Spindle tackled the Shar Pei and proceeded to stomp on him to death. When the chihuahua and watchdog tried to intervene, Spindle would knock them out and attacked them with her mouth. The chihuahua screamed upon being bitten, and the watchdog tried, but failed to get out of her grasp.
"NO NO NO!!! THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO GO DOWN!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! SINCE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN AND BE A HERO, I'M KILLING THOSE OTHER TRASH AT YOUR OFFICE!!!" Stella yelled as she went to get her phone, only for Blitzo to throw a knife at the phone and puncture it. It hit the battery and it exploded.
"And now for the grand finale..." Blitzo announced as Spindle got all three hellhounds and proceeded to blast them with a flame, burning them to nothing but ashes. Once all three hellhounds were dead, Blitzo got off of Spindle and released Stolas.
"Stella, you have five seconds to leave and never come back before I do what I should've done years ago and finally get rid of your pathetic ass..." Stolas glared. Stella gulped before running out of the room in terror. Once Stella was gone, Stolas looked at Blitzo.
"Thank you for coming to the rescue, Blitzo... I had no idea Stella would be this... sadistic..."
"Hey hey, don't worry about her man, she's gone," Blitzo assured, "And besides, you don't gotta thank me. Thank Spindle for whooping some doggy ass!"
Stolas would thank Spindle before he got back on her and rode out of the palace. Stolas couldn't believe that Blitzo would come to the rescue with his horse Spindle. He knew about Blitzo's obsession with horses, but he hadn't heard about Spindle before, but she seemed like a nice, powerful creature. He hoped that Via can meet her too. Speaking of which...
"Oh dear! I almost forgot about Via!" Stolas exclaimed before leaving the room to continue where he left off.
Chapter 183: G-Man
Notes:
Requested by Hjuk-789
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the bedroom, they noticed that someone was already in the room. There stood a middle-aged man in a suit. That man was none other than the infamous G-Man from Half-Life.
"Well look what we have here... Two Goetians and some hellhounds. I must say, I am really impressed by the design of the bird demons, and I also like how diverse the hellhounds are in their looks. Mr. Freeman was not wrong with how interesting the demons are in Hell," G-Man said in his labored speaking.
"Well, thanks? But can you please leave? We got some shit to do here," the chihuahua said.
"I'm afraid I cannot leave at this time, for you see, I need to show you all something."
What happened next would shock everyone. The scene morphed out of the master bedroom and instead formed into some black space with nothing in it. There stood what look to be various aliens of the Half-Life games.
"These are the aliens of my world. They have been taking over much of my world and show no sign of stopping. That is why I ask of you demons to assist in halting their invasion and utilizing some of your demonic powers to include some hell-like auras within the world. What do you say?"
Stolas was surprised of how the aliens look and how they supposedly took over G-Man's world that easily. However, Stella wasn't impressed, and instead looked annoyed.
"You have got to be FUCKING KIDDING ME! How dare you teleport us out of the room and into this shithole! You better take us back right now, or else you will wish you weren't born!"
The G-Man didn't say anything, but instead played a flashback where Stella cry and cradle a dead Andrealphus.
"W- WHAT IS THAT?!" Stella shrieked.
"We are in the future. This is the moment where you watch your brother die..." G-Man said, shocking Stella.
"OH FUCK NO!!! HOW THE FUCK DOES HE DIE?!?!" Stella demanded.
"Well, Stella, that is where you decide to save him," G-Man said as the scene reversed and it showed Blitzo holding Andrealphus at gun point. Stella didn't hesitate to use some green power she got to kill Blitzo.
"WHAT THE FUCK, STELLA?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL BLITZY?!?!" Stolas cried out.
"Because he deserves to die for trying to kill my brother! NOW LET US OUT, BECAUSE WE ARE NOT STOPPING THOSE DISGUSTING ALIENS FROM TAKING OVER YOUR WORLD!!!" Stella screamed at G-Man's face, the latter not showing any reaction.
"Well, Stella, it's not that simple, for you see, you have all proven to be exceptional in your powers. And because of this, we have struggled to find a replacement until now..."
G-Man held Stolas's hands as they both walked into a white light.
"NO FAIR!!! LET US OUT AS WELL!!!" the watchdog screamed.
"I'm afraid you misunderstand the situation..." G-Man said before they left the void. Stolas took some time to adjust to the light before he realized he was back in the room.
"But I don't understand. What's going to happen to them?" Stolas asked.
"As it turns out, Stella had been responsible for the unleashing of the aliens in our world. Because of this, I have decided to trick them into being in a void where nothing can help them, and they will most likely perish at the hands of the very aliens they unleashed. Don't bother trying to help them out either, as no demonic power you have can get you to return to the void. I hope that this action will lead to the decline of aliens in our world."
Before Stolas can say anything else, the G-Man would portal out of hell. Stolas felt... confused. The G-Man was known for being mysterious, as well as not making sense half the time, and now his actions got Stella and her goons trapped in a void where they will never be seen again.
"I'm not sure how to explain all of this to Via..." Stolas sighed as he left the room.
Chapter 184: Jason from Smiling Friends
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Right when Stella said this, however, something suddenly came in the room. It was Jason from Smiling Friends in his butterfly form, and he began to let out some pink dust.
"Oh wow, Stella, you brought some butterfly to torture me as well?" Stolas asked, irritated of the dust.
"No, Stolass! I did not bring this butterfly here. Will you please get it out of here?" Stella asked.
"Stella, I can't hear you over the dust! The dust is making it hard for us to hear you!" the Shar Pei yelled, the dust already becoming overwhelming.
"I SAID CAN YOU PLEASE KILL THAT FUCKING BUTTERFLY?!?!" Stella screamed, but not even her loud screeches can overpower the dust. By this point, the hellhounds were beginning to cough.
"GODDAMNIT, WE GOTTA STOP THAT THING!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he grabbed his knife and tried to stab Jason with it, but the dust actually melted the blade, making it useless.
"STELLA!!! TELL YOUR BUTTERFLY TO STOP SPRAYING DUST ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE!!!" Stolas yelled as he coughed as well.
"FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME!!! I DID NOT BRING THAT ASSHOLE IN HERE!!!" Stella coughed. The smoke alarm went off as sprinkles from the ceiling were turned on, drenching everyone. And yet, Jason continued spraying dust like it was no big deal.
"THAT'S IT!!! WE'RE LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!!! THIS IS THE WORST TORTURE STOPPER EVER!!!" the watchdog screamed as he and the other two hellhounds frantically busted down the door and fled the room.
"GET BACK HERE!!! WE JUST NEED TO GO TO A DIFFERENT ROOM, THAT'S ALL!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to stop the hellhounds. But just when things couldn't get any worse...
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Jason suddenly jumpscared the Goetians, scaring them. Stella shrieked in terror before fleeing the room. Jason would stop spraying dust and proceeded to release Stolas from the handcuffs before fleeing the room. Stolas then took around the room and noticed it was now entirely covered in dust, with some objects either being melted or knocked down from the dust attack. He was especially disheartened to see that some of his books were now forever tarnished in dust.
"I can't believe this... it's going to take forever for the maids to clean this mess up!" Stolas thought to himself as he tried to figure out a way to clean up the mess before Octavia's arrival.
Chapter 185: Godzilla
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little frie-”
The chihuahua was suddenly interrupted when the windows shattered, and a scream can be heard. When they both turned around, they gasped at who they saw. It was Godzilla, the Japanese monster that was known to cause destruction all around. And he looked furious.
"NO WAY!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GODZILLA DOING HERE?!?!" the chihuahua screamed in terror.
"I don't know, but please don't damage my palace!" Stolas begged. However, the Godzilla looked at the chihuahua and smirked. Before they knew it, Godzilla would snatch up the terrified hellhound and proceeded to eat him. Stolas couldn't believe what he was witnessing, and he didn't want to be next. As Godzilla continued to devour the chihuahua, he ran as fast as he could to the room. When he barged in, he unfortunately saw Stella along with the other two hellhounds.
"Well look who finally showed up! Where's the other guy I sent?" Stella asked.
"Stella, did you not hear all of that rumbling and screaming? Godzilla is here and he just ate one of your lackeys!" Stolas tried to warn. However, both hellhounds laughed.
"Well that's gotta be one of the stupidest lies I've ever heard!" the Shar Pei laughed.
"Exactly! If you killed him, just admit it!" the watchdog add. But before Stolas can refute, the entire wall in the room was torn off, and Godzilla shrieked very loudly, scaring everyone.
"OH FUCK NO!!! GODZILLA, GO TERRORIZE SOMEONE ELSE!!! WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING TO STOLASS!!!"
But Godzilla ignored Stella, and instead snatched her up and began to carry the terrified swan to Imp City.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, DUDE, YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!!! WE NEED TO STOP GODZILLA BEFORE HE EATS STELLA!!!" the watchdog said.
"Why? So you can all beat me once we're done?" Stolas annoyingly said as he crossed his arms.
"Yes! Now let's go or else we'll hurt you even more!" the Shar Pei threatened, and Stolas had no choice but to follow them to where Godzilla went. Meanwhile, Godzilla proceeded to terrorize the city by stomping on civilians and cars and knocking down buildings, all while holding Stella, who couldn't get out of his grip.
"GODZILLA, I ORDER YOU TO RELEASE ME RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! OTHERWISE, I WILL FIND A WAY TO ENLARGEN THE BLESSED CUFFS AND PLACE THEM ON YOU BEFORE GETTING MY HELLHOUNDS TO BEAT YOUR ASS 'TILL IT'S BLACK AND BLUE!!!"
But no matter what Stella said, Godzilla did not listen. By this point, Stolas and the other two hellhound caught up to him. Right away, Stolas tried to use his powers to blast Godzilla away, but it didn't work. He then tried to attack him with his feral mode, but still nothing.
"ALRIGHT, GODZILLA, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!" the watchdog exclaimed before he pulled out a large speaker and proceeded to play the song "King Kong" by Jibbs. Somehow, that song was enough to stop Godzilla's rampage and get annoyed by the song. While distracted, the Shar Pei would proceed to attack Godzilla.
"Yeah, not so tough now, huh?!" the Shar Pei mocked. However, Godzilla had another trick up his sleeve. He proceeded to kick the Shar Pei so hard, he crashed into one of the skyscrapers and was impaled to death. He also stomped the speakers to stop the song before grabbing the watchdog and cracking his body in a way so that blood splashed out, and Godzilla drank it. This ended up killing the hellhound.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU INTERRUPT US AND RUIN EVERYTHING?!?!" Stella screamed. Godzilla then pulled out a large remote and played a video on one of the billboards, which was one of the previous torture sessions.
"Wait, he got footage of that? But how?"
But Stolas's question will most likely never be answered, because Godzilla proceeded to eat Stella to death before leaving Hell, leaving the city terrorized and confused. By this point, the I.M.P. van came rolling out, and a scared Blitzo came out.
"STOLAS THANK FUCK YOU'RE OKAY!!! I JUST SAW GODZILLA GO APESHIT ALL OVER THIS CITY, AND THEN I SAW VIDEO OF SOME HELLHOUNDS WHOOPING YOUR ASS ON THE BILLBOARD!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL OF THAT ABOUT?!?!"
"Blitzo... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing he has some explaining to do.
Chapter 186: Verosika's Posse
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"Woah woah woah! Let's all calm down before we make some decisions that we'll regret forever!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that out, and were shocked at who it was. Or... who they were. It was Verosika's posses, which included Josh, Coco, Apple, Kat, Milky, Kiki, and Ace. And they all looked worried, angry, and scared.
"You have got to be kidding me! What are you all doing here?! Can't you see we were about to do something?!" Stella groaned, pissed that this moment was interrupted.
"We're here because he just got word that you were going to rape Stolas! Stella, he is a gay man! Why would you, a woman, force him to have sex with you again?!" Kiki confronted.
"As if I'd have sex with his scrawny butt again! I'm having the hellhounds do the deed while I watch. He fucks imps before, so surely, fucking hellhounds won't be that bad, right?" Stella shrugged.
"Yeah, so I suggest you degenerate prostitutes fuck off right now! Not unless we rape your asses as well!" the watchdog threatened.
"Leaving is not an option!" Ace firmly said, "You should all be ashamed of yourselves for trying to hurt Stolas like this! Now you better release him right now or else we will take drastic measures!"
"MAKE US!!!"
With that, the hellhounds shoved Stolas back in bed as the chihuahua got on top of him to spread his legs. But then all of a sudden, Milky would place the chihuahua on a chokehold as she kicked him in the nuts, causing the hellhounds to yelp.
"DON'T YOU DARE HURT HIM!!!" Stella screamed as she shoved Milky away. The posse decided that enough was enough, and decided to use their sexual inducement to seduce the gang.
"How about this? You all stop trying to hurt Stolas, and in exchange, you all get to do whatever you want with our bodies..." Coco seductively said. However, Stella and the hellhounds did not look impressed, and they crossed their arms and glared at them.
"You idiots do realize that your seductive powers don't work on demons, right? God, you're even dumber than I thought!" the Shar Pei spat.
"WILL YOU ALL PLEASE RESCUE ME?!?! I'M ALREADY HAVING A PANIC ATTACK AND FEELING CLAUSTOPHOBIC!!!" Stolas screamed in terror. The posse, as a last resort, moved onto their full demon form and attacked the group. All four screamed from the scratches and bruising. As if this weren't bad enough, they then further humiliate them by shredding their clothes and throwing them out in the public streets to embarrass them.
"Look everyone! Look how stupid their bodies look!" Apple mocked. The pedestrians laughed as the group covered their private parts and ran away crying. Needless to say, they weren't going to try and do something like this again. Once that was taken care of, the group went back to the palace to release Stolas from the restraints, as well as give him his red robe for decency.
"Thank you for saving me. I don't know what kind of horrors they would've done had you all not intervened. They've hurt me before, but I never thought Stella would go that far..." Stolas sadly said.
"I think because it had been going on for that long enough already with Blitzo and his group being too stupid to not see the warning signs, she thought that she would get bolder and try sexual assault. But after hearing her plans, we knew that there was no way that we were going to let her do that to you. We hope that Stella will never try and hurt you again after we humiliated them."
As Kat explained this, Stolas realized that they were right. Blitzo never figured out what was happening, even when it looked obvious at times, though that was also not helped by Stolas not wanting to tell the imp anything. After exchanging numbers, the posse left the room.
"I need to catch up on beauty sleep..." Stolas yawned as he went back to bed, forgetting Stella's presence.
Chapter 187: Ben Lucero
Notes:
Context for who Ben Lucero is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jJSDiW6l4U
Chapter Text
Still, he managed to get started on his plants, trusting his muscle memory as the alcohol reinforced the fog in his mind. It didn’t help his pondering abilities at all, but at least the less pleasant sides were being silenced too. By the time the bottle was empty and he was almost done, he could almost say he was feeling relaxed… Almost.
So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the portal.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
She sighed, shaking her head in dramatic disappointment, and Stolas had to remind himself he wasn’t supposed to react. He couldn’t afford to make matters worse, he had to focus the little energy he had left into this single, simple goal: not make things worse. For Blitz’s sake. Because the imp was at least trying, even if he didn’t know how dangerous that single action was. If Stolas had tried half as hard, maybe it would already be over, and he wouldn’t be at their mercy…
“So, tell me, what’s the most effective? I’m sure you have noticed some… Methods worked better than others, don’t you?”
Stella scoffed with a wide hand movement.
“Oh, really, even that is complicated with him! What seem to affect him the most barely makes him more compliant… I don’t know what to do with him anymore!”
“Please do enlighten me, it’s still a good sta-”
"SHAY CROSS!!! I NEED TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and were shocked at who it was. There stood a man named Ben Lucero, who is an infamous member in the physical media community known for his outbursts and rant videos against other users. He was also known as the Mall Screamer for screaming at the mall.
"Wait, Shay, you know this guy?" the Shar Pei asked the chihuahua.
"Unfortunately, yes, because I got into one of his Google Meets calls to fuck with him. Now what the fuck do you want, Ben? Can't you see we're busy?"
"I'M HERE TO CONFRONT YOU IN PERSON FOR TROLLING ME AND MAKING FUN OF ME ON GOOGLE MEETS!!! YOU NEED TO STOP CALLING ME AND MY FRIENDS LITTLE KIDS RIGHT NOW!!! CALLING PEOPLE LITTLE KIDS IS NOT EVEN NICE!!! WE ARE FULLY GROWN ADULTS!!!" Ben screamed, which snapped Stolas out of his neutral gaze into a more confused one. Even Stella and Andrealphus looked very annoyed.
"Sir, you screaming at the top of your lungs only proves his point of calling you a little kid!" Andrealphus exclaimed, "Now I suggest that you leave the premise at once, for we have some business to attend to."
"NO!!! I AM NOT GOING TO LEAVE UNTIL SHAY APOLOGIZES FOR TROLLING ME ON GOOGLE MEETS!!! AND IF YOU DO NOT APOLOGIZE, THEN I WILL CALL BANDIT AND CHILLI FROM BLUEY AND THEY WILL GROUND YOU AND WISH YOU AN UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!"
"Well guess what?! I'M NOT!!!" Shay screamed at his face. Ben flipped the bird at the chihuahua before he pulled out his phone and proceeded to open an app that allowed people to call various characters on Bluey. Ben called Chilli.
"CHILLI!!! SHAY CROSS AND ALL OF HIS FRIENDS ARE MAKING FUN OF ME, CALLING ME A LITTLE KID, AND REFUSING TO APOLOGIZE FOR TROLLING ME ON GOOGLE MEETS!!! CHILLI, YOU NEED TO COME AND GROUND THEM AS WELL AS WISH THEM AN UNHAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW!!!"
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screamed at the top of her lungs, "YOU THREE GET HIS AUTISTIC ASS OUT OF HERE!!!"
But when the watchdog grabbed Ben's arm, he proceeded to scream before kicking him in the nuts, causing the watchdog to yelp and let go of his grip. When the Shar Pei tried to grab him, Ben dodged the hold and kicked him in the back.
"OW!!! WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed. Andrealphus got up from his seat and shot his ice powers at Ben's phone, which froze it.
"UNFREEZE MY PHONE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL SHOW YOU MY PRIVATE PARTS TO YOU ALL!!!" Ben threatened. When Andrealphus refused, Ben would pull down his pants and expose his penis, shocking everyone.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Stolas screamed, his mind going in all kinds of directions from all of this insanity.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE HERE!!!" Shay yelled before he pulled out an Asmodean crystal (don't ask why he has one) and opened a portal to Ben's room. "COME ON, GANG!!! LET'S FUCK UP HIS SHIT!!!"
Everyone, minus Stolas and Ben, would get in his room and proceed to smash up all of his VHS and DVD collection with various weapons. Andrealphus also smashed the walls with an axe while Stella sliced up his bed.
"STOP!!! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING?!?!" Ben screamed in horror from what he was seeing.
"FUCK YOU, BRO!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING AN ASS TO EVERYONE ONLINE!!!" Shay screamed as he ripped up a Bluey plush. By this point, Ben had had enough. He proceeded to grab a still restrained Stolas and went ballistic beating up the five with the owl prince. All five screamed as Ben continue to beat their asses to a pulp with Stolas. Once he was done, he chucked everyone back to Andrealphus's palace before he cracked the ice covering his phone and freeing it.
"THAT IS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR DESTROYING ALL OF MY SHIT!!! DON'T FUCK WITH ME EVER AGAIN!!!" Ben screamed before shutting the portal. Amazingly, Stolas didn't get injured from being used to beat all five, but was covered in their blood. Ben released him from the restraints.
"My goodness... I never knew you would be powerful enough to stop them. They were... going to do awful things to me had you not showed up..." Stolas sighed as he slid his arm up in nervousness.
"Well that's what Shay and his friends get for being mean to me and trashing my room! Do you know a way to fix this?" Ben asked.
"Actually, I think I can repair your stuff. Give me a second..."
Stolas proceeded to use reversal damage magic to reverse the damage in his room. It took a few minutes, but once Stolas was done, his room was back to normal.
"Wow, thank you! My room is back to normal now! What's your name again?"
"Stolas," he replied, "Even though you have some issues, I can tell that you're a great person at heart, and you have a wonderful collection! Do you want to exchange numbers so we can talk in the future?"
"Yes please!" Ben said in excitement as they exchanged numbers. When Stolas opened the portal back to his room, however, he saw Blitzo with Moxxie, Millie, Fizzarolli, and Asmodeus.
"Stolas, where the fuck have you been? And who is this guy?" Blitzo asked out of panic.
"Blitzo, it's um... a long story..." Stolas nervously said as the portal closed.
Chapter 188: Beetlejuice
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence when Stolas suddenly no-clipped on the floor and fell, disappearing. When that happened, Stella and the three hellhounds looked confused.
"What the hell? I thought the blessed cuffs would limit his powers!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"Well, apparently, their range isn't in teleportation!" the chihuahua added.
"Stolass, you better get your ass back here right now, or you can kiss that imp of yours goodbye!" Stella threatened as she went to pull out her phone, but for some reason, it won't turn on.
"Looks like we got ourselves a Piper Perri situation, but with hellhounds against a swan!"
Everyone turned to who made that low gurgle voice, and gasped at what they saw. It was none other than Betelgeuse, the infamous trickster ghost who likes to torment people with his games.
"No way! It's Betelgeuse!" the watchdog exclaimed.
"Wait, isn't one supposed to say your name three times before you show up?" the chihuahua asked.
"No, not really. Don't believe what you see in movies!" Betelgeuse cackled, "So what's this I hear about you all trying to kill Stolas?"
"First of all, the word you're looking for is torture," Stella firmly said, "And besides, why the fuck do you care about what I do to him? Aren't you dead?"
"Well I think you two would be better getting some couple therapy to solve whatever issues you got. Unless, of course, you both are into hurting each other. In which case, may I offer some assistance?"
However, Betelgeuse's humorous demeanor wasn't working on them, and if anything, they looked very annoyed.
"Look, man, we have no time for your games. We need to go through with this to appease Stella, as well as get paid. So if you can bring him back here and leave, that would be greatly appreciated," the chihuahua offered.
"And what are you going to do if I don't?!" Betelgeuse asked as he crossed his arms.
"THEN WE'LL BEAT YOUR ASS!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!" Stella screamed. However, Betelgeuse immediately sewed her beak shut.
"That'll keep you quiet! Your screams are more annoying than Barbara!" Betelgeuse laughed as Stella tried to remove the sew.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT!!! YOU GOTTA GO, DUDE!!!" the watchdog screamed as he charged at Betelgeuse, only for the latter to jump away and proceed to use his powers to inflate his belly. The watchdog yelped as he felt something kick inside him. His stomach eventually burst, killing him, and out came baby Betelgeuse.
"JESUS CHRIST, BRO, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY DID YOU MAKE HIM PREGNANT WITH THAT FUCKING ATROCITY?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as the Shar Pei vomited. As if things couldn't get any crazier, Betelgeuse's ex-wife Delores suddenly appeared.
"Oh, I forgot to mention my ex Delores. We had some issues, but fortunately, it's all in the past now!" Betelgeuse exclaimed. Delores would pick up the Shar Pei and proceed to suck his soul until his body crumbled up and fell on the floor.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!! I SHOULD'VE NEVER AGREED TO DO THIS!!!" the chihuahua screamed in terror as he ran to the door. But when he opened it, he was met with a sandworm, which gobbled him up. By this point, Stella finally removed the sew on her beef, but was now in complete shock of what she had just witnessed.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL ALL OF MY HELLHOUNDS IN SUCH A HORRID MANNER!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! IF YOU ALL WANT TO SYMPATHIZE WITH THAT PATHETIC FUCKING MAN, THEN BE MY GUEST!!!" Stella cried as she ran out of the room. Once the swan was gone, Betelgeuse would bring Stolas back in the room before releasing him from his blessed cuffs.
"Well I gotta say, Betelgeuse, your help was greatly appreciated! I just hope that Stella doesn't try and hurt me anymore, because I've just about had it with her sick, twisted games..." Stolas said.
"Don't worry, Stolas. The next time she tries to hurt you, I'm eating her soul!" Delores threatened.
"And remember, Stolas: An imp a day keeps the swan away!" Betelgeuse joked before he and the others left.
"Now I gotta go back to the preparations. Hopefully, Via's visit will get my mind off of Stella's antics," Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 189: Eldiman's Infamous "You'll Learn Boi" Image
Notes:
For context, this image is infamous furry art from Eldiman where a furry dad is verbally and physically abusing his nude son over bad grades. Look up the image at your own risk.
Also warning for domestic abuse and child abuse
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But as they got closer to the bedroom, they can hear some screaming from the halls. Stolas was concerned, but Stella and the hellhounds didn't think much of it though. But when they entered the bedroom, all five gasped at what they were seeing. There was a furry dad, holding a belt and screaming at his nude son. There was also what looked to be a mother and daughter, who simply sat at the couch and watched in horror at the abuse that was going on.
"I'M KILLING MYSELF AT THE JOB SO YOU CAN HAVE A GOOD EDUCATION!!! AND WHAT DO YOU DO? PLAY FUCKING VIDEO GAMES ALL DAY LONG! YOU THINK YOU DON'T NEED TO GO TO SCHOOL!??? YOU'RE SUCH A BIG MAN, AREN'T YOU??? IS THAT WHAT IT IS?? YOU SHAMELESS LITTLE BRAT!! DO YOU FEEL ANY SHAME NOW?? NO???!! OF COURSE YOU DON'T!"
"I..." the son tried to speak up, but the father slapped him in the face. "SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
"EXCUSE ME?!?!" Stella screamed, interrupting this scene, "WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, AND WHY ARE YOU HURTING YOUR OWN SON?!?!"
"NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, BITCH!!!" the dad yelled, "YOU ALL FUCK RIGHT OFF RIGHT NOW!!! I AM DISCIPLINING MY SON!!!"
However, no one wanted to leave the room. The chihuahua hellhound in particular decided to be brave and walk up to the dad to reason with him.
"Sir, this is not the way to do it. I am a Tarahist and a hellhound nationalist, where family plays a key role in my beliefs. You stripping your son naked, verbally abusing him, and threatening him with a belt will traumatize him, and he will grow to resent you over time. Instead of discipling him with force, talk to your son. Understand why he did it, and learn to find a compromise. I pray to Tarah that you grow out of your abusive ways and bond with your children in a healthier way."
As the chihuahua spoke, Stolas was unsure what to do. One one hand, the dad had no business to be treating his son like this, even if he was in the wrong to play video games instead of working on getting good grades, and he wouldn't dare do even 10% of his "discipline" to Octavia. But then again, he didn't want to harm him either, since there was a chance he can free Stolas from this would be torture. Well he was about to get his answer...
"HAHAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE SO FUCKING HILARIOUS IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO BUY YOUR SHITTY ASS TARAHIST BULLSHIT!!!" the dad screamed, "NOW FUCK OFF, ALL OF YOU!!! LAST CHANCE!!!"
"NEVER!!!" the watchdog screamed, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE HOT SHIT BEATING ON YOUR KID, LET'S SEE HOW YOU'LL LIKE IT IF I BEAT ON YOU!!!"
The watchdog then charged at the father, only for the dad to dodge his tackle and proceed to tackle him before snatching the blessed cuffs from him and restraining him.
"BILL, THAT IS ENOUGH!!!" the mother screamed as she got up to stop him, only for Bill to punch her in the face.
"YOU WANT MORE?!?! YOU ALL WANT MORE?!?! COME AND GET IT!!!" Bill screamed at the top of his lungs before whipping his son across his chest, emitting a scream from the child as he fell down. Stella went ballistic and charged at the father and tackled him before punching him in the face.
"EVERYONE FUCKING STOP!!!" Stolas screamed, but it was no use. Bill would shove her away before ripping up her dress and whipping her. When the Shar Pei and chihuahua tried to stop him, Bill would kick them down before whipping Stella and the other three hellhounds. Once all four were whipped up, Bill would go on to whip his son alongside the mother and daughter. In the mist of all of this, Stolas just stood and watched in horror at this extreme abuse.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!?! E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!!"
Stolas couldn't take it anymore. He went into feral mode and proceeded to shred Bill to millions of pieces, killing him. Then, he would open up a portal and throw Stella and the hellhounds in there, which sent them back to their respective homes. Once that was taken care of, Stolas would return to his normal form and rush to the remaining family.
"My goodness! This has got to be some of the worst domestic abuse I've ever witnessed! Here, let me help treat you all of your wounds..."
Stolas would then use his healing magic to heal the family's physical injures. Once they were okay, the son spoke.
"Thank you, Stolas. That was far from the first time. He beats me for the littlest of things, and sometimes favors my sister. And sometimes mom would get slapped as well. I never thought he would beat all of us..." the son wept. Stolas would hug the child to comfort him.
"I am so sorry you had to go through all of that. I am a victim of abuse as well, and I completely understand your feelings. There are times where you feel you are helpless and that you'll never escape. But young man, you are not alone. I will guide you and your family out of his terror and into an environment where you are loved. Would you like to stay at the palace until you can get your life back together?"
"Yes, please! We would love to stay here!" the mother agreed, and the kids nodded as well. Stolas would lead them to the guest rooms where they can stay in the meantime. A few minutes later, Octavia would arrive.
"Hello, my owlet! Earlier today, I came across a family that was in danger and needed my help, so they will be staying here at the palace until they can get back up on their feet," Stolas explained.
"Wow, dad, that's really cool! But what happened to them?" Octavia asked. Stolas then sighed as he scratched his neck, wondering how much should he tell about this incident.
Chapter 190: Carmilla Carmine
Notes:
Can you believe we're now 10 chapters away from reaching 200 chapters? You'd think by now Stella and her goons will learn not to try and fuck with Stolas after getting their ass handed to them in so many ways... But anyway, now would be a good time to ask you guys for some suggestions for the 200th chapter special. I can also combine the ideas if needed.
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Clara had barged into the house screaming "MOM!" She had just found out something disturbing, and she needed to find her mother ASAP. Fortunately, she found her in her room.
"Clara, what is wrong?" Carmilla asked, seeing how distressed her daughter was.
"Mom, someone stole from us and is going to use it for something terrible! But first, are you aware of the Ars Goetia?"
"Yes, Clara, but what about them?"
Clara then pulled out her phone and showed her mother security cameras of the room where she kept much of her weapons. There, she saw what looked to be a swan princess breaking into the room and stealing some supplies, including angelic restraints. That swan was none other than Princess Stella.
"Stella?! What in the world is she stealing my weapons for?!" Carmilla exclaimed.
"But that's not all..." Clara sighed as she showed her mother screenshots of some Telegram chats, "It turns out that Stella has hired some hellhounds and snipers from Wrath to put her former husband Stolas through some torture to fulfill her sadism fetish. She not only stole your weapons, but she's gonna get her hellhounds to use them against Stolas!"
Carmilla could not believe what she was hearing. She knew Stella and Stolas before, and while Stolas was nice to her, Stella was being rude and aggressive. However, she would've never imagined that Stella would go this far in her hatred towards her husband.
"Oh, this is bad... where is she?!" Carmilla asked.
"Odette was able to track her location to heading towards Stolas's palace," Clara said, "But mom, you gotta do something to stop her and get the weapons back. Otherwise, who knows what poor Stolas is going to be forced to endure!"
"Don't worry, Clara. I'll make sure Stella regrets ever stealing from me..." Carmilla sneered as she left the room.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
But before Stolas can answer her, something shocking happened. The door suddenly busted down, and in came Carmilla Carmine, who looked extremely pissed.
"STELLA-MOTHERFUCKING-GOETIA!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" Carmilla screamed at the top of her lungs.
"Oh great... What the fuck do you think you're doing here? Can't you see me and my friends are busy doing something?" Stella pouted.
"By 'doing something,' you mean having those pathetic hellhounds torture Stolas for no reason with MY weapons and MY restraints that you stole from me?! If my daughter Clara hadn't brought it up, then I would've never found out because you were so sneaky! Now I ask that you release Stolas, return what you stole from me, and I can leave and we can put this past ourselves. Or you can be difficult and I will have to take them back by force... your choice."
However, Stella and the hellhounds only laughed at the overlord before Stella shoved her out of the room and locked the door.
"God she was annoying!" Stella exclaimed as she walked back to the group and looked at Stolas, "Now, as I was saying, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?"
I see you're driven by your detestation
Your every step is stoked with animus
You need a different type of motivation
Or there's no way that you can handle this
As the song "Out for Love" was being sung, Carmilla would blow up the door before dancing while throwing some daggers at the hellhounds. While the watchdog hellhound dodged in time, the other two weren't so lucky, and both died from the daggers stabbing through their hearts.
Out for love~
Love~
Think of who you care about
Protect them and be out
For love~
Love~
You're gonna fight without gloves
Long as you're out for love
And as the chorus sung, Carmilla used a spear to finish off the watchdog by impaling him before using her claws to slash his face. As the watchdog screamed with terror, she twisted his neck until it popped off, killing him.
"OH MY SATAN!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! THEY DID NOT DESERVE TO DIE!!!" Stella screamed in horror, but it did not phase the overlord in the slightest. She stopped the song before taking the weapons stolen from her as well as releasing Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"You have five seconds to leave or else I will kill you too..." Carmilla coldly said. Stella gulped before running out of the room. Once Stella was gone, she turned her head to Stolas.
"Thank you, Carmilla... but how did you even know Stella stole your weapons?" Stolas asked.
"My daughter Clara had found security footage of her stealing from the weapon room and somehow got access to the private Telegram group chat she was in to coordinate her plans. Unlike the Vees, I actually take my job as an overlord seriously and not doodle around. If someone like a Goetian steals from me, then that will spark major controversy. I will put all of this in the past under the condition that Stella no longer buys from me or even get close to me, my daughters, or even you. She will also be blacklisted as punishment for this."
As Stolas listened, he couldn't help but agree with this, as despite what Stella tried to do, he didn't want Via to be roped into the controversy that is of her own mother's doing. Plus, perhaps being blacklisted from Carmilla is for the best, especially since it was clear that Stella cannot be trusted with not stealing shit. They decided to exchange phone numbers since they haven't done it before, and then Carmilla left the palace.
"I just hope the full moon isn't this stressful..." Stolas thought to himself as he went back to preparing for Via's visit.
Chapter 191: Jack Black as Minecraft Steve
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a fireball suddenly blasted into the room, shocking the five as they covered from the fire force. When the fire dissipated, in its place was none other than Jack Black, wearing a teal shirt and blue pants.
"What the shit? Who are you?!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"I... am Steve..."
However, this answer got the chihuahua hellhound laughing.
"Bro, you are clearly Jack Black!" the chihuahua giggled.
"No I'm not. I'm Steve!" Jack Black insisted, but the chihuahua wasn't buying it.
"The hell you are! Just because you put on a teal shirt doesn't automatically make you Steve from Minecraft!"
"ENOUGH!" Stella shouted, "Look, Steve, Jack Black, whatever the fuck your name is, can you please get out of this room? If you couldn't tell, we're right in the middle of something here."
I am placin' blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fuckin' Minecraft
I am placin' blocks and shit 'cause I'm in fuckin' Minecraft
As Jack Black sang that infamous song, zombified piglins from the Minecraft movie would suddenly bust down the door before fighting the hellhounds. While the watchdog and Shar Pei would fight them off easily, the same couldn't be said about the chihuahua, as he was impaled by one of their swords before dying.
"SHAY, NO!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, DUDE?!?!" the watchdog yelled, but Jack Black kept singing.
Oh my God, is that fuckin' pig?
Because I'm fuckin' Steve, I am fuckin' Steve, fuck yeah
I am buildin' shit, I am fuckin' sick, yes indeed
As if things couldn't get anymore crazier, the pink sheep and lamb from the movie would also appear and scare them with their realistic CGI that would put that of Sonic from the first Sonic movie trailer to shame. It was so bad, the Shar Pei and watchdog would run out of the room in terror while Stella attempted to fight the creepy CGI animals away.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! MY PLAN WAS GOING TO WORK UNTIL YOUR FATASS SHOWED UP!!!" Stella screeched, only for one of the zombified piglins to decapitate Stella with their sword, killing her. Once that was done, Jack Black would release a now shell shocked Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Fligu-gigu-gigu-gigu-du-doo! Don't forget to watch the new Minecraft movie on April 4th!" Jack Black concluded before he and the other Minecraft creatures teleported out of the room and back to the Minecraft world.
"...I AM NEVER PLAYING MINECRAFT AGAIN!!!" Stolas shouted before running out of the room to drink all of the alcohol in the palace.
Chapter 192: Zestial
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Killing yourselves like the losers you are?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked to see it was Zestial, the oldest Overlord in hell. And he did not look very happy.
"Before you ask, I found out last night when I helped Vox hack into Telegram and discovered a group chat where you planned to have Stolas tortured for your own amusement! May I ask why? What did the dark lord do to you?" Zestial confronted. However, Stella simply scoffed.
"Oh I don't know... cheating on me with an imp, divorcing me and trying to leave me with nothing, and even going as far as to manipulate my daughter against me!"
"I AM NOT MANIPULATING VIA!!!" Stolas shouted.
"The hell you aren't! Look Zestial, I don't have time for this shit. You are to leave the room at once, and you better not tell anybody about what you saw. Do I make myself clear?"
But not only did Zestial refuse, but he proceeded to uncloak himself and scare the hellhounds. The Shar Pei in particular ended up getting a heart attack and dying.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU GIVE MY BUDDIES A HEART ATTACK AND KILLED HIM!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! CHANGE OF PLANS!!! WE'RE TORTURING YOUR OLD ASS INSTEAD!!!" the watchdog screamed before roughly releasing Stolas from the handcuffs and trying to place them on Zestial. However, this turned out to be a stupid mistake, as Zestial would turn into his full demon form to shred the watchdog hellhound before imploding the blessed cuffs.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU KILL THEM IN THAT AWFUL MANNER!!! THAT'S IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLAS'S IMP IS NOW DEAD!!!" Stella screeched as she pulled out her phone, only for Zestial to snatch the phone from her and smash it. He then grabbed her limbs and twisted them until they snapped off, leaving Stella limbless and screaming in pain. When the chihuahua try to put her limbs back together, Zestial would splash them with a special lighter fluid before setting them on fire. However, the fire quickly spread and started to cover the room and set it on fire.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU'VE GONE WAY TOO FAR!!!" Stolas screamed as he tried to use his magic to put the fire, but failed. Stolas had no choice but to portal out of the palace alongside Zestial, leaving Stella and the chihuahua to perish in the flame. Stolas watched in horror as the palace was covered in flames and burning down.
"Well I'm sorry, Stolas, but I was just trying to stop Stella and her pathetic hellhounds from hurting you, though I may have gone a tad too far..." Zestial softly spoke.
"A tad too far?! WHAT A FUCKING UNDERESTIMATE!!!" Stolas screamed in his face, "This palace was inherited from my father after he passed away, and I did everything to keep it intact in his honor, even when Stella tried to trash it. And now thanks to you, not only am I now without a proper palace, not only did you destroy SO MANY VALUABLES THAT I CHERISH, MANY OF WHICH MONEY CANNOT BUY, but you even killed Stella in that terrible manner! I understand that what she tried to do to me just now was deplorable, and her past actions towards me were especially atrocious. But at the end of the day, she is the mother of Octavia, and it is this reason why I put up with so much of her bullshit. Now what is Via going to think when she finds out what you did to her mother?!"
Zestial was going to speak up, but Stolas stopped him.
"I don't wanna hear your bullshit excuses or apologies! You may be the oldest Overlord in hell, but as a Goetian, I am above you in everything! Therefore, I forbid you of seeing me, my daughter, and even Blitzo ever again! And if you so much as to come back and start more shit, then I will ensure that all of your fucking limbs will be forever eviscerated, and that all of your screams of agony and terror will be broadcasted for all of your other pathetic overlords to hear..."
Stolas's cold threat was enough to get Zestial to fuck right out of there. After all, there is always a bigger fish in hell. Just as he left, however, Octavia showed up and was shocked at seeing the palace burn.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHY IS THE PALACE ON FIRE?!?! DAD, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!" Octavia cried. Stolas sighed, realizing he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 193: Rosie
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Don't worry, Stolas will be more grateful in this one compared to the previous chapter, I promise
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when the group entered the room, they were surprised to see who was in the room. It was Rosie, overlord of hell and owner of Rosie's Emporium. She was holding some cannibalistic treats.
"Hello, everyone! Care for some treats?" Rosie offered as she held up the treats.
"Um... no thank you. Now can you please leave? We have some business to attend to here," Stella asked, not sure how Rosie broke into the palace.
"Actually, I think we'll have one. I haven't ate anything since lunch, and I'm starving!" the Shar Pei exclaimed as he and the other two hellhounds grabbed the treats and ate it.
"Glad to see you hellhounds eat some! By the way, I should remind you that what you just ate are parasitic worms that eat you inside out until you die."
Just as Rosie said that, all three hellhounds screamed in agony as they suddenly felt the parasitic worms eat their insides.
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU GIVE US WORMS?!?!" the chihuahua shrieked in terror as he collapsed to the ground, clutching his stomach as he felt it be eaten.
"STELLA, PLEASE SAVE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUS!!!" the watchdog screamed as well.
"YOU SICK FUCK!!! YOU BETTER FIX THIS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE STOLAS'S IMP WILL FACE THE CONSEQUENCES!!!" Stella screamed at the overlord's face, only for Rosie to slap her in the face. Rosie proceeded to cook up a monstrous meat demon that proceeded to launch itself at Stella's breast and chewed on it, eating her boobs. This led to Stella screeching in terror.
"Oh my goodness! I can't believe Rosie is using her cannibal food to kill them!" Stolas casually observed as the hellhounds proceeded to die from the worms. Meanwhile, the meat was finished chewing on Stella, but by this point, her breasts were gone, and she was crying.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU HAD THAT WRETCHED DEMON EAT UP MY BEAUTIFUL TITS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK YOU, STOLASS!!! THAT IMP OF YOURS IS GOING TO DIE!!!"
But when Stella tried to get her phone, she couldn't find it. It turned out the meat demon also ate it. Stella couldn't take it anymore. She got up and ran away crying hysterically at the fact that she was going to need a breast transplant.
"Rosie, um... thanks for coming in and stopping what was going to happen. Stella was going to hurt me otherwise..." Stolas nervously said as he scratched the back of his head.
"Of course, darling. I got a tip of what Stella was trying to do, and I couldn't let a dear friend like you be hurt to that extent, especially after almost losing your life. I might not have killed her, but I hope going titless would get her to stop her antics!" Rosie smiled before leaving the room. However, even after all the crap Stella did to him, the thought of Stella without her boobs didn't sit right with him. So he decided that he would pay for Stella to have breast transplants. But on one condition: To never bother him again.
"But first, I need to finish my preparations!" Stolas exclaimed before leaving the room and calling in maids to clean up the hellhound's bodies.
Chapter 194: Adam
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that someone suddenly burped. When they turned to who burped, they all gasped at who it was. It was Adam, the infamous angel in Heaven and commander of the Exorcists. And he was yawning while eating popcorn.
"Come on, jerks, get the fucking torture going already!" Adam yelled.
"Uh, how about we mention the fact that Adam of all people suddenly appeared in this shit!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"I agree! Adam, don't you have some business to attend to?" Stella asked.
"No, princASS!" Adam mocked as he emphasized the word 'ass' in princass, "I'm here because this has got to be the dumbest shit I've ever heard! It's bad enough I have to deal with Charlie's bullshit hotel that can supposedly save people, but then I see that you want to torture Stolas for fun? Why? And where the fuck did you all get that blessed cuff?"
"None of your business, fatass, now GO!" the chihuahua barked.
"Oh, I'll show you a fatass alright!" Adam warned before he suddenly slammed his butt on the chihuahua so hard, he was literally flattened to a pancake.
"HOLY SHIT, DUDE!!! WHY WOULD YOU FLATTEN HIM LIKE A PANCAKE?!?! WHAT IS THIS, A CARTOON?!?!" the watchdog screamed.
"That's your warning, steroids! Either give me back my shit and leave or else I'll fuck your asses up as well!" Adam threatened.
"NEVER!!!" Stella screamed before grabbing Stolas and trying to use him to swing at Adam. However, Adam would dodge the attack before grabbing Stolas and chucking him out of the room. He then ripped off Stella's dress and left her in nothing but her bra and panties. Stella blushed as she tried to cover herself, but Adam bent her over and spanked her.
"OH YEAH! MOAN FOR DADDY!" Adam smirked as he spanked Stella, shocking the other two hellhounds.
"LEAVE STELLA ALONE, YOU SICK FUCK!!!" the watchdog screamed as he tried to tackle Adam down, but failed. Adam then shoved Stella away before grabbing a guitar and playing a song.
As you can see, I'm the best angel ever!
I'm not the first man for nothing!
This is why you don't mess with my shit
Because otherwise, I'd come for your fucking necks!
As Adam sung, Exorcists suddenly spawned in the room and used their spears to stab the hellhound's necks, killing them.
"I HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!! ADAM, FOR KILLING MY HELLHOUNDS, SPANKING ME, AND INTERRUPTING THE FUNNY PART, I AM KILLING THAT STUPID IMP OF STOLASS!!!"
But before Stella can even reach her phone, Adam would use his photokinetic powers to set her ablaze and quickly burn her to death.
"AW YEAH!!! TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID SWAN WHORE!!!" Adam mocked as the Exorcists returned to Heaven. He then went outside the room to find Stolas lying there on the floor, still cuffed. Adam released him from the restraint.
"Well, Stolas, I hope you thank me for saving you from Stella's stupid torture! Let this be a lesson to people not to fuck with you!" Adam stated before he left. Stolas, on the other hand, couldn't believe what had transpired. He never expected Adam of all people to come to his rescue, especially with how unlikeable he is. Despite this, he was glad that he intervened in time before the hellhounds began their attack.
"I can't wait to tell Via about Adam's encounter!" Stolas said as he walked away, not noticing that Stella was dead. But even with everything, there was still someone that was left out...
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME?!?! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE AS A HELLHOUND PANCAKE!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
Chapter 195: Childish Grandpa Dog
Notes:
Context for who Childish Grandpa Dog is: https://www.youtube.com/@ChildishGrandpaDogYTV
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"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
The day was certainly off to a terrible start when Grandpa Gravel, aka Childish Grandpa Dog, was crying in his room. His daughter Auntie Crane barged in looking pissed.
"Grandpa Gravel! What in the world are you crying about now?" Auntie Crane confronted.
"I just watched Stella order her hellhounds to rape Stolas in the Selfless fanfic! And it was super super scary! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" Grandpa Gravel cried.
"Oh my god! Gravel, I told you to be careful with what fanfics you read! Some of them deal with terrible and awful stuff, and aren't for the faint of heart! You also need to understand that these events happened in a fictional environment, meaning that no one was actually harmed," Auntie Crane tried to explain, but Grandpa Gravel wasn't buying it.
"NO!!! I WILL NOT ACCEPT THIS!!! THOSE ENTITLED KARENS CANNOT GET AWAY WITH IT!!! I HOPE THE AUTHOR DIES IN A FIRE!!!" Grandpa Gravel screamed before falling to the floor and making a motorcycle-like crying sound, similar to Childish Dad.
"Gravel, stop it! Wishing the author dies in a fire is not very nice, especially over a fanfiction! Now I suggest you stop throwing a tantrum or else you will be grounded!" Auntie Crane warned.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! I'M GOING TO BREAK INTO THE FANFIC WORLD AND GIVE STELLA AND HER STUPID DOGGIES A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!"
Before Auntie Crane knew it, Grandpa Gravel somehow was able to open up a portal to the Hell world and went inside before the portal closed.
"Oh my god! I'm taking a walk! That was too ridiculous!" Auntie Crane exclaimed before leaving the room.
“It seems like you are starting to miss me dearly, for you to make sure I need to visit you everyday like that. I couldn’t even properly welcome back my own daughter!”
Stolas tensed, guessing what she was referring to, but otherwise still trying to keep a neutral face.
“You’re not saying anything? Come on, an apology is always welcome, you know! Or maybe you were hoping that I didn’t notice? But you are so wrong, my poor thing! I was made aware your impish fuck toy stayed again last night. Are you so weak that you now need him to sleep like a child with his fucking cuddly toy? Hm? I’m waiting!”
Stolas forced the tension away from his shoulders, it wasn’t doing his still healing injury any good, before slowly articulating:
“I am sorry Stella, I will make sure it does not happen again.”
“While I am delighted to hear that, that’s not what I was fucking asking! Why was he there, along with his own trash?”
Before Stolas can answer her question, the door suddenly busted down, and in came Grandpa Gravel, who was extremely pissed.
"STELLA, YOU BETTER STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!! HOW DARE YOU AND YOUR DISGRACEFUL MUTTS TORTURE AND RAPE STOLAS!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! YOU ARE ALL WAY WORSE THAN CRANE, WHO DOESN'T WANT ME TO WATCH BARNEY AND DO CHILDISH THINGS!!!"
The group was in complete shock at what Grandpa Gravel was yelling. How in the world did this Childish Dad knockoff get inside the palace in the first place?
"You have got to be kidding me! Why does it concern you what we do to Stolas? And besides, he deserves it for embarrassing my title and being a pathetic fucking man in general! Now I suggest you leave this room and let me and my friends do what we need to do," Stella firmly said.
"NO!!! NO!!! I WILL NOT LEAVE THIS ROOM UNTIL STOLAS IS RESCUED, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!! EITHER YOU RELEASE STOLAS AND LEAVE, OR START LIKING BARNEY AND FRIENDS!!!" Grandpa Gravel barked.
"Fuck no! We're not liking Barney, and we're certainly not releasing Stolas! Now get out! Last time we're asking nicely!" the watchdog growled. That's when Grandpa Gravel decided to throw his signature tantrums.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! I WANT STOLAS RELEASED!!! RELEASE STOLAS RIGHT NOW, YOU ENTITLED KARENS!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"DUDE, SHUT UP!!!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"YEAH, BRO, THIS TANTRUM OF YOURS ISN'T GONNA GET YOU ANYWHERE!!!" the chihuahua added.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! SOME RANDOM PERSON IS TRYING TO TAKE ALL OF MY ELECTRONIC DEVICES FROM ME!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!"
Stella and the hellhounds were forced to cover their ears as Grandpa Gravel proceeded to collapse on the floor and let out an ear-piercing motorcycle-like cry that put his previous cries to shame. It was so loud, the entire palace shook and the windows shattered. For some reason, Stolas was not affected by the loud cry.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I AM FUCKING DONE!!! BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN HERE AND ACT LIKE A FUCKING BABY, STOLASS'S IMP IS NOW GOING TO DIE!!! SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE A LONG TIME AGO!!!"
"IS THAT SO?!?! IN THAT CASE, I HAVE A BOMB, AND I AM GOING TO BLOW UP THIS SHITHOLE AND STOP THE TORTURE SESSION THAT WAY!!!" Grandpa Gravel screamed as he pulled out a bomb.
"OH SHIT!!! LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" the watchdog screamed as he and the other two hellhounds grabbed Stolas and carried him out of the room and out of the palace alongside Stella. Meanwhile, Grandpa Gravel set off the bomb.
"Alright, the bomb is going to self-destruct in 3... 2... 1..."
*BOOM!*
With that, the bomb exploded and the entire palace exploded before the remains were set ablaze, completely razing the property. When Stolas saw this, to say that he was pissed would be the biggest underestimate ever. He got so mad, his Goetian anger somehow overpowered the blessed cuffs and broke them, which led him to unleash his full feral form.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! GRANDPA GRAVEL!!! I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE YOU BLEW UP MY ENTIRE PALACE!!! I UNDERSTAND YOU WANTED TO STOP STELLA AND HER PATHETIC GOONS FROM HURTING ME, BUT THAT WAS NOT THE WAY TO DO IT!!! YOU ARE LUCKY YOU AREN'T HELLBORN, OR ELSE I'D RAZE YOUR ASS A MILLION TIMES OVER!!! THAT'S IT!!! NOT ONLY ARE YOU BANNED FROM EVER SEEING ME AGAIN, BUT I AM SENDING YOU BACK HOME!!!"
Grandpa Gravel cried as Stolas forced him to a portal back to his house, where his angry family was waiting for him. Once the portal closed, Stolas glared at Stella and the hellhounds.
"You all have five seconds to leave or else I will turn you all to stone..."
The group gulped before running away, not wanting to be turned to stone. Once they were gone, Stolas looked back at the destruction and sighed.
"What am I going to do now...?"
Chapter 196: Gideon the Childish Dad and Tarquin
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Context: https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLj-i45qe7C2zFz8uxwqOIGjTKUpU_eDvY
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This evening, the Stetson family was eating some steak and rice for dinner. However, while everyone else was fine with eating this meal, Gideon was not rocking with it.
"Mommy, I don't want to eat this yucky steak! Give me a Happy Meal instead!" Gideon complained.
"First of all, Gideon, I am your wife. Not your mother," Celine reminded, "And besides, I am not buying you a Happy Meal because I already cook steak! Now eat it, and don't you dare throw a tantrum!"
"Mom, has it ever occurred to you that dad won't be throwing these tantrums if you actually give him what he wants? I mean, he's a grown adult, if he wants a Happy Meal, then you should get him that. And I also want McDonald's!" Tarquin, the troublemaker, defended.
"No, Tarquin! You and Gideon are not getting McDonald's and that is final!" Celine exclaimed. This led to Gideon to flex his muscles and cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! I WANT A HAPPY MEAL!!! GIVE ME A HAPPY MEAL RIGHT NOW, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Gideon screamed and cried.
"Wow! Some nerve of you to call me a Karen when you're the one throwing a tantrum and demanding I get you a Happy Meal! Now I suggest you stop this tantrum of yours before I ground you!" Celine threatened.
"NO!!! NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO STOP!!! I WILL NOT STOP UNTIL YOU LET ME HAVE A HAPPY MEAL AND LET TARQUIN EAT MCDONALD'S, YOU ENTITLED KAREN!!!" Gideon screamed.
"Mom, for fuck's sake, just give him a fucking Happy Meal!" Tarquin yelled.
"No, Tarquin! Your father will not get a Happy Meal, nor will you eat at McDonald's!" Celine exclaimed, at this point at her wits end.
"You know what? Fuck this!"
Tarquin then did something unthinkable. He suddenly pulled out an Asmodean crystal and opened up a portal to hell.
"Come on, dad! Let's go in hell and reign hell there! I promise to get you a Happy Meal while we're here!" Tarquin persuaded.
"YAY YAY YAY!!! HAPPY MEAL, HERE I COME!!!" Gideon stopped crying and ran to the portal alongside Tarquin before the portal closed.
"Oh my god! Those two better not cause chaos and destruction!" Celine groaned.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
She shot a glance to the wrinkled hellhound who extended his arm toward Stolas.
“Give me your phone”, he commanded.
But before Stolas can hand the Shar Pei hellhound the phone, the door suddenly busted down, and in came Gideon and Tarquin.
"HEY JERKS!!! WHERE'S MY HAPPY MEAL?!?!" Gideon screamed.
"Dad, no! The Happy Meals aren't in this room!" Tarquin warned as he noticed that Stella looked very pissed.
"Excuse me, but who the fuck are you two? Can't you see we're right in the middle of something here?" Stella confronted.
"I'm sorry, m'am, but me and my father are trying to find a Happy Meal so he can shut up about getting one, but so far, we have no luck," Tarquin explained.
"Hey, you stupid long-haired girly mutt! Give me a Happy Meal right now or else I will throw a tantrum!" Gideon threatened.
"I don't have a Happy Meal. Now you and your son need to get out of here right now, because we got some shit to do!" the chihuahua exclaimed. However, this did not suit well for Gideon, and he threw yet another tantrum.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! WHY WON'T YOU KARENS LET ME HAVE A HAPPY MEAL?!?! FIRST MY BITCH OF A WIFE CELINE WON'T LET ME HAVE ONE, AND NOW YOU FIVE?!?! LET ME HAVE A HAPPY MEAL OR I WILL SUE YOU ALL IN COURT!!!" Gideon screamed and cried.
"Sir, please! If I give you a Happy Meal right now, will you please leave?" Stolas offered.
"Nah, fuck that! He and his retarded son need to go!" the watchdog growled as he grabbed Gideon, only for Gideon to punch him square in the face and knock him out. He then collapsed on the floor and do motorcycle-like cries like Dave the Childish Dad. Speaking of whom...
"HEY!!!" Dave the Childish Dad yelled as he entered the room, "FUCK YOU, YOU KNOCKOFF VERSION OF ME!!! THERE IS ONLY ONE CHILDISH DAD, AND THAT IS ME!!!"
"NO!!! I AM THE BEST CHILDISH DAD EVER!!!" Gideon cried out as he continued to throw his tantrum. This led to Dave having his own tantrum.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD!!! I AM THE REAL CHILDISH DAD, YOU ENTITLED MALE KAREN!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Stolas screamed out of anger and frustration.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I'M DONE WITH ALL OF THESE FUCKING CRYBABIES!!!" Stella screamed as she lunged at Gideon and scratched him on the face with her talons. Tarquin retaliated by punching her square in the stomach and knocking her down. The fall also led to her phone falling from her pocket and breaking.
"DON'T HURT MY DAD, YOU STUPID BITCH!!!" Tarquin yelled.
"AND YOU DON'T HURT PRINCESS STELLA EITHER, ASSHOLE!!!" the Shar Pei yelled back as he and the chihuahua would charge at Tarquin. But despite being outnumbered, Tarquin was able to fend off the hellhounds by stealing the chihuahua's knife and slitting the Shar Pei's throat, killing him. He then stabbed the chihuahua in the back before grabbing the watchdog's still unconscious body and slamming him on the chihuahua, breaking his bones. He stomped on the chihuahua's head until it was crushed to death, then threw the watchdog's body out of the window to fall to his death.
"OH MY GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, KID?!?!" Stella screeched.
"AND WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU FOR HAVING ME TORTURED BY THESE MONGRELS?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT, STELLA?!?! I AM FUCKING DONE WITH YOU AND YOUR ANTICS!!!" Stolas screamed in the swan's face before pulling out a restraining order, "GOING FORWARD, YOU WILL NO LONGER BE ALLOWED TO CONTACT ME, OCTAVIA, AND ESPECIALLY BLITZO!!! AND IF YOU GET WITHIN A MILE CLOSE TO ANY OF US, THEN YOU WILL BE EXECUTED ON THE SPOT!!! NOW SIGN IT OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU AND ENSURE THAT YOU REGRET BEING BORN!!!"
Stella had no choice but to sign the order. Once it was signed, Stolas immediately portalled her to Andrealphus's palace before closing it. Once Stella was taken care of, he looked back at both childish dads, still at a tantrum war.
"And as for you two, you're both going back to your respective homes since you were no help!" Stolas said before sending both childish dads back to their world.
"Wait, Stolas, I think I heard you say something about being tortured before by these people. Is that why they were here?" Tarquin asked.
"Unfortunately, yes..." Stolas sighed, "Stella had forced me to endure their assault under the threat that my true lover Blitzo would be killed if I didn't comply. I already went through two of these awful sessions, and who knew what they had in store for me had you two not intervene."
"Wow... I'm so sorry that you had to go through all of that, but at least I killed the hellhounds, and Stella will most definitely not bother you again with the restraining order. Now can you show me the directions to the nearest McDonald's? It's the main reason why we came to hell, and I need to get my dad a Happy Meal."
Stolas decided to help Tarquin by portalling him to the nearest McDonald's. Once Tarquin left, Stolas took a deep breath from all the insanity that had ensued. Despite the violence and childish antics, he was glad that Gideon and Tarquin came just in time to prevent yet another devastating torture session from occurring.
"I need to go back to my study..." Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 197: Anti-Rape System
Notes:
The good news is, we're now entering the planning stage in stopping the torture in canon, which has me pumped up! However, since updates on Selfless have slowed down as of late, we still got a bit to go, so I'm still stuck with this in the meantime. Still, I need some ideas for the 200th chapter special because I have some general ideas, but need some specifics.
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
She had barely finished her sentence when all of a sudden, a loud, high-pitched shriek suddenly emerged from Stolas, which caused Stella and the hellhounds to cover their ears. The hellhounds especially ended up whimpering, as they were more sensitive to such sounds.
"ALERT!!! ALERT!!! AN ATTEMPTED RAPE IS HAPPENING!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!! DO NOT COME ANY CLOSER!!!" a robotic voice yelled out, making it clear that Stolas was not to be fucked with. Literally.
"WHAT THE FUCK, STOLASS?!?! WHY ARE YOU RAPING OUR EARS WITH THIS SHIT?!?!" Stella yelled as the hellhounds ended up leaving the room until the shriek was gone.
"Stella! Remember when you forced yourself upon me in that fucking honeymoon?!" Stolas confronted as the shriek became lower, "Well I decided to implant an anti-rape system in me to ensure that you won't try and rape me again! And the fact that you think you can now just move onto sexually assaulting me now is BEYOND FUCKED UP!!! You and those pathetic goons of yours can beat me until I pass out all you want, but you are NOT to violate me! That is a no go!"
By this point, the shriek was gone, and the hellhounds returned, but look miserable now.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!" Stella screeched, "YOU DESERVED TO BE RAPED BY MY HELLHOUNDS FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT FUCKING BURN VICTIM OF AN IMP OF YOURS, AND YOU ESPECIALLY DESERVED TO BE VIOLATED IN THE HONEYMOON AS WELL, BECAUSE YOU MADE ME DO EVERYTHING!!!"
"I agree with Stella! We're doing this no matter what!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he charged at Stolas. But not only did the shriek returned yet again, but an electric forcefield spawned that covered Stolas. The chihuahua didn't see this in time, and when he touched the forcefield, it shocked him. "OW!!! A FORCEFIELD?!?!"
"ALERT!!! ALERT!!! NO RAPE IS HAPPENING TO STOLAS!!! ALERT!!! ALERT!!! LEAVE THE PREMISE IMMEDIATELY!!!" the robotic voice spat out again.
"STOLASS!!! REMOVE THE FORCEFIELD RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella demanded.
"No, Stella! I cannot remove it because I would need to remove the system entirely, and it's literally implanted in me! If you try and take it out, then there's a chance that I can die given how well it blends into my body now!"
"WHERE WAS THIS SHIT WHEN WE BEATED YOUR ASS?!?!" the watchdog screamed as he and the other two hellhounds tried to stop the shrieking.
"It only works when someone is trying to sexually assault you! But after all the shit you all have put me through, I need to see if I can extend it's range to physical assault now!" Stolas stated.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! SINCE YOU THINK YOU'RE SO CLEVER WITH THIS ANTI-RAPE SYSTEM SHIT, HOW ABOUT I KILL THAT IMP OF YOURS?!?!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone. But little did they knew that there was one last stage in the anti-rape system. The system shout out anti-rape guards, which are robots designed to sway off rapists. The guards would point their guns at the hellhounds and shoot them to death.
"HELLHOUND RAPISTS EXTERMINATED!!! NEXT IS THE LEADER!!!" the robot guards said as they approached Stella.
"STELLA, PLEASE LEAVE!!! I DON'T WANT YOU TO DIE!!!" Stolas begged.
"FUCK NO!!! I DARE THOSE PATHETIC ROBOTS TO KILL ME!!!"
But kill is exactly what they did, as they pointed their guns at Stella and shot her to death too.
"RAPE LEADER IS NOW EXTERMINATED!!! BEGIN TO CLEAR THE AREA!!!"
The guards did a scan to ensure the room was safe from anymore attackers. Once it was clear, the forcefield was removed, and the guards released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"ALL THREATS GONE. TAKE CARE, STOLAS," the guards concluded before disappearing. Stolas couldn't believed how well it worked. He thankfully didn't have to use it in the past since Stella thankfully calm down from sexually abusing him (until now of course) and only brought it out for testing to ensure it still worked. And now? While he was glad it stopped him from being violated at the hellhounds, at the same time, he wished Stella had listened to him and left. He looked down at Stella's body, kissed her forehead out of pity, and sighed.
"I hope you find peace in the afterlife..." Stolas whispered before leaving the room to try and figure out how to get rid of the bodies.
Chapter 198: Hawk Tuah
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"Hello, and welcome back to the Talk Tuah Podcast, where we spit on that thang!"
Hailey Welsh, a.k.a., the Hawk Tuah Girl, had been experimenting with a new podcast called the Talk Tuah Podcast. Having gotten famous for the Hawk Tuah meme, Hailey had been riding out her fame by doing all sorts of stuff, which many believe was her beating on a dead horse. But despite the critics, Hailey continued on her pursue for greatness that didn't involved spitting on dicks, and in this episode of the podcast, she was speaking with Morgan Reacts, who is known for their reactions to anything Vivziepop related and other media.
"First off, I would like to thank you Hailey for allowing me to be on your podcast," Morgan thanked, "I've been a fan of Vivziepop's work since the beginning, and I love Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss! They're some of my favorite shows of all-time!"
"That's great to hear! And I take that you love Angel Dust and hate Valentino?" Hailey asked.
"Yeah! Angel Dust is so cool and an amazing character! I'm not gonna lie, when I reacted to the Masquerade episode and I saw Valentino abuse Angel, I couldn't tell you how badly I wanted to jump into the room and rip off Val's limbs! And don't even get me started with the Poison music video, as that got me emotional! I really wish I didn't have to see any of that, but at the same time, I understand why. We need to see the hardships these characters go through so that the payoff of them getting the happy ending is more satisfying, especially when Val gets the uppercommance of his life!"
"I see where you're coming from, Morgan!" Hailey agreed, "I also like Angel Dust, but I think I prefer Blitzo and Stolas instead because they're very much into that Hawk Tuah life!"
"That just reminds me, didn't I hear you somehow got access to exclusive footage of Stolas or something?" Morgan asked.
"Why yes I did! One of my helpers was able to trade in some footage in hell, and we're gonna give you an exclusive sneak peek!"
As Hailey said this, a TV pulled up in the center and began to play some footage of the video from Hell. However, when they saw Stolas restrained in blessed cuffs and surrounded by hellhounds, that's when they realized something was wrong...
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that ugly face of yours...”
Before they knew it, the hellhounds would punch Stolas in the face until he passed out, and Stella laughed in the background.
"Hey! Stop that video!" Hailey commanded as the video stopped, "My goodness, what I said 'Spit on that thang,' I didn't meant 'Punch on that thang!'" Hailey then turned to look at Morgan, who was crying. "Morgan, you good, girl?"
"No..." Morgan cried, "I can't believe Stella is now having his husband tortured... this bitch is fucking crazy, I swear to god..."
Morgan couldn't take it anymore, as they ran out of the room crying hysterically. Hailey, on the other hand, knew the video was fucked up, but more so because of the fact that the hellhounds didn't do the Hawk Tuah rather than the fact that Stolas just got knocked out by hellhounds.
"Alright, change of plans! I'm going to hell and showing Stella and her hellhounds how to properly do a Hawk Tuah!" Hailey proclaimed as she left the room to go to hell.
“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to come next week.”
She had barely finished her sentence when the door suddenly came crashing down, and in came Hailey Welsh of all people.
"Alright, Stella! It's time I show you all how to properly spit on that thang!" Hailey exclaimed.
"What the hell?! Don't tell me you're that fucking Hawk Tuah girl!" the watchdog groaned.
"Why yes I am! I saw footage of you punching Stolas, and you didn't do the Hawk Tuah! You need to spit on birdie if you want any success in life!" Hailey tried to explain, but the watchdog and especially Stella weren't buying it.
"First of all, where the fuck did you find footage of us beating Stolas in the first place?! And second, why can't you just leave us the fuck alone? We need to do something to Stolas that doesn't involve spitting on his dick!" Stella firmly said.
"I'll leave once I show you all the Hawk Tuah and spit on Stolas's thang!" Hailey said as she went up to Stolas.
"M'am, please... I am not in the mood for getting a Hawk Tuah..." Stolas warned, but Hailey ignored him. She pulled down his pants to expose his cloaca and spat on it.
"As you can see, I spit on that thang! Now you can continue doing what you were doing!" Hailey smiled.
"Yeah yeah, whatever, now fuck off!" the watchdog sternly said as he pointed at the door. But that's when Hailey noticed something that the watchdog had.
"Wait... IS THAT MY KEYS TO THE CITY OF NASHVILLE?!?!" Hailey screamed as she pulled out the keys from his pocket. "I was looking for this everywhere! Did you actually steal it?!"
"Why yes I did, because I hate you and your stupid meme!" the watchdog exclaimed, "NOW GET THE FUCK OUT! THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING NICELY!"
"Oh no! Since you wanna steal from me, I need to punish you!"
Shawty going insane
When she spit on that thang
Give me that hawk tuah
She ain't playing no games
When she give me that brain
I need that hawk tuah
As Hailey sang the song "Hawk Tuah" by ANTH, both Stella and the watchdog felt themselves be spat on as their clothes were stripped and forced to dance.
"STOP SPITTING ON US AND MAKING US DANCE!!!" Stella screamed as she was forced to do the dab.
"BITCH, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE YOU CAN JOIN STELLA IN GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED!!!" the watchdog added, but Hailey didn't listen.
And there ain't no way
I could ever complain
She got that hawk tuah
And I ain't saying no names
She my little Rogaine
Cause of that hawk tuah
Hailey concluded the attack by sending Stella and the watchdog to Nashville to spend a few days there until they learn their lesson. Once both the swan and watchdog were gone, Hailey released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Um... thanks for rescuing me?" Stolas said as he still felt weird from getting his own share of the Hawk Tuah.
"Hey, Stolas, what do you say you come to my podcast? I think I can show you to Morgan to show them that you're safe, since I think seeing footage of you getting punched on that thang traumatized them," Hailey offered.
"Sure. Perhaps I can get my mind off of the insanity I've been put through for the past few weeks," Stolas agreed. When they entered into the podcast room and Morgan saw Stolas, they ran up to him and hugged him as they cried.
"Oh my god... I love you Stolas... you are loved..." Morgan cried as they hugged him.
"My goodness, Morgan, I just saved Stolas from not getting the Hawk Tuah!" Hailey groaned before turning to the camera, "Now while they're still hugging Stolas tighter than my britches, let's talk about why Christopher Columbus discovered America in 1962 and why 1492 is wrong!"
Notes:
Surely, Morgan Reacts isn't going to come in and stop the torture as well too, right?
Chapter 199: Morgan Reacts
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"STOP!!! STOP!!! STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!!!"
Everyone turned to who was screeching like a banshee, and gasped at who they saw. It was Morgan Reacts, a non-binary reaction YouTuber mainly known for their videos on Vivziepop and her shows. Morgan was seen crying and holding her hands to cover her mouth as if someone just told them their loved ones died.
"Um... can we help you...?" the Shar Pei asked.
"why... WHY?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO RAPE STOLAS?!?! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! I've seen EVERYTHING you all have been doing... torturing him... beating him... GETTING STRIKER INVOLVED AS WELL... and now rape him...?"
Morgan couldn't take it anymore. They collapsed on the floor and hysterically cried. Morgan was known to get emotional in the tensed and angsty moments of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss (I mean, check out their reaction to Masquerade). But this was unlike anything Morgan has ever reacted before. They have felt all of the pain Stolas has received frokm these sessions thus far, and this one that will escalate to sexual assault will be devastating to them. Stella, on the other hand, was looking very annoyed.
"For fuck's sake, what we do to Stolass is none of your fucking concern! Now go cry like a baby elsewhere!"
But not only did Morgan refuse to do that, but they proceeded to sing the song "There's No One Quite Like Grandma", but not only was this version more depressing, the lyrics were also changed to reflect Stolas.
Stolas, we love you
Stolas, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
There's no one quite like Stolas
And I know you will agree
That he always is a friend to you
And he's a friend to me
There's no one quite like Stolas
He's there in times of need
Before it's bedtime, on his knee
To us a book he'll read
Stolas, we love you
Stolas, we do
Though you may be far away
We think of you
As Morgan sang the song, Stolas couldn't help but be touched by their singing, as a tear fell down his cheek. However, Morgan's singing was interrupted when the chihuahua hellhound pulled out his phone and started blasting "The Call of Aryan Spirit" by Nokturnal Mortum.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! WHY ARE YOU PLAYING THAT SHIT?!?!" Morgan screamed.
"BECAUSE YOU GOTTA GO, BRUH!!! GET YOUR PURPLE HAIRED, SJW LOOKING ASS OUT OF HERE!!!" the chihuahua yelled back. However, at that point, Morgan decided enough was enough, and they pulled out a swatter and proceeded to attack the chihuahua with it. "OW! STOP THAT!"
"THAT'S IT!!! TIME TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED!!!" the watchdog screamed as he tackled Morgan, but Morgan would spray his face with pepper spray, distracting him to kick him away and attack him with the swatter. When the Shar Pei also charged at them, Morgan roundhouse kicked the hellhound and then kicked him. She also grabbed the chihuahua's phone and smashed it, ending the song.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! FOR BEATING UP MY HELLHOUNDS, STOLASS'S IMP WILL NOW PAY THE PRICE FOR YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone, only for Morgan to shriek before tackling Stella and stabbing her in the eye with the swatter, emitting a painful scream from the swan.
"I HAVE FUCKING HAD IT WITH YOUR ABUSIVE ASS!!! IT'S TIME YOU GOT A TASTE OF YOUR OWN FUCKING MEDICINE!!!"
With that, Morgan would unleash a super punch that was so powerful, it caused her head to explode and her body to be set ablaze. Morgan then grabbed the burning body and launched it out of the window and into the city where it would never be seen again. Once Stella's body was gone, Morgan glared at the hellhounds.
"get out... now..."
That was all it took for the hellhounds to run out of the room in terror, not wanting to get the super punch treatment as well. Once the offenders were gone, Morgan rushed up to Stolas and hugged him.
"i love you, stolas..." Morgan went back to crying hysterically, "you are loved... don't ever hate yourself for this..."
"Um... I'm glad you rescued me, but... can you release me from these cuffs?"
Morgan almost forgot about the restraints, but nonetheless helped Stolas out of the cuffs.
"Sorry about that, but at least you're safe from all of this madness," Morgan said as they handed Stolas his red robe to put on, "I'm sorry I couldn't come sooner, but I needed to perfect the spells to get to hell and save you from Stella. I'll have to come for Striker's ass next, because I still hate him for torturing you not once, but twice! Well, I gotta head out now. I'll give you my card to contact me if you want. Take care, birdie!"
Stolas nodded before Morgan opened the portal backed to their room and went in there. Once the portal closed, Stolas took out a long sigh. He couldn't believe one of his fans was able to come in hell and stop the torture from happening, especially since Stella was now about to take a turn for the worst by having him violated at the hands of the hellhounds. But thanks to Morgan, his sexuality at least was spared from the torture madness.
"I need to go back to bed now... these past few weeks have been really stressful..." Stolas sighed as he went back to bed and fell asleep.
Chapter 200: The Ultimate 200th Chapter Anniversary Special
Notes:
Sorry for the week long wait, as this was caused by planning this one as well as personal life. For this 200th chapter special, the gang will be chaotic with an army of Stella clones storming into the palace and fighting to the death. Hope you all like this one, and season 3 will begin in the next chapter!
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that the door suddenly came down, and in came several Stellas, all barging into the room.
"STOP RIGHT THERE, STELLA!!!" the Stellas screamed out, which freaked out the five.
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THIS SHIT?!?! WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE SO MANY MES IN THIS ROOM?!?! YOU ALL NEED TO GET THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW!!!" the original Stella demanded, but this was going to be easier said than done.
"No! We're all here because Stolass is ours, not yours! Now how about you hand it to me?" one of the Stellas said.
"No! Hand it to me!" Another Stella interjected. Soon, all of the Stellas got into a huge argument on who should get Stolas, which was extremely loud because they were all screeching. Eventually, the watchdog hellhound snapped and let them have it.
"ENOUGH!!!"
The watchdog's booming roar was enough to get all of the Stellas to stop arguing.
"Look, I don't know what the fuck happened that spawned all of you Stellas here, but this Stella you see here got to Stolas first, and she's going to have us do something to him. Once we're done, then you all can have him to do fuck what. Now I suggest you all leave and give us a little bit of privacy, alright?"
However, this didn't suit well with some of them, and before anyone knew it, one of the Stellas lunged at the watchdog and attacked him. "OW! GET OFF OF ME!"
"NO!!! STOLASS IS MINE!!!"
Then, things got hectic from here, as the Stellas would attack the other two hellhounds as they grabbed the still restrained owl and fought over him.
"YOU GIRLS STOP IT NOW!!! DON'T TREAT ME LIKE A HOT POTATO!!!" Stolas demanded, but it was no use. The original Stella, on the other hand, got extremely pissed, and she slit the throat of one of the Stella clones with her talons, killing her.
"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?! COME AND GET IT!!!"
The original Stella proceeded to fight the Stellas by scratching, slapping, and punching each other. At first, the original Stella was able to kill off three other Stellas and leave on blind. But because there were so many Stellas, they began to overpower her. The original Stella gasped as she saw Stolas be carried out of the room.
"STOP!!! COME ON, YOU GUYS, WE GOTTA STOP THEM!!!" the original Stella commanded, only to find that by this point, the Stella clones had killed them off and were now eating their organs. Stella belched at such a sight before she began to shove the Stellas away to try and follow Stolas. When she left the room, she was shocked with how many more were roaming the palace. Many of the Stellas took this opportunity to trash the palace and destroy the plants, while others would vandalize the portraits and replace them with Stella. By the time the original Stella got outside, she couldn't believe what she was seeing, there were so many Stellas outside the palace, and beyond the property. She then noticed news helicopters flying all over the sky capturing this moment. She fled to an empty area before quickly changing to the news on her phone.
"We have some insane news! Imp City is currently being taken over by an entire army of clones of Princess Stella of the Ars Goetia! It is suspected that over a million of them are roaming around the city right now, and causing chaos and destruction everywhere!"
Stella couldn't believe what was going on. She had no idea how this was happening, especially so suddenly. One minute, she was ready to force Stolas on a journey of pain and agony to fulfill her sadism, and the next, clones of her were roaming around the city! Suddenly, Stella remembered something. She looked back at the feed to find that the snipers were still pointing at I.M.P., but then the camera got shaky, and she heard the snipers cry out in pain as they were ambushed by the Stella clones.
"Oh fuck! I gotta get there before they break into the office!" the original Stella exclaimed before she braved her way out there.
"Sir, there is no way that spraying them with goat piss is going to work!" Moxxie argued.
"But Mox, Italians are known to hate goats, so if we give them the Nickelodeon Slime, Goat Piss Edition, then we'll be able to distract them enough to kill the new target!" Blitzo said as he was adamant of using goat pee to stop the Italians.
"How do you know Italians hate goats anyway, B?" Millie asked, when all of a sudden, the door to the meeting room busted down, and in came the Stellas.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BITCHES IN THIS ROOM?!?!" Blitzo screamed as the group felt themselves get cornered.
"SHUT UP, IMP!!! WE ARE TAKING OVER THIS BUILDING!!!" one of the Stellas screamed as I.M.P. gasped when they saw Stolas be brought in, still cuffed.
"YOUR HIGHNESS!!! WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!" Moxxie screamed.
"STELLA SNAPPED, AND UNLEASHED CLONES OF HERSELF ONTO THE CITY AND KIDNAPPED ME!!! DID YOU NOT SEE THE NEWS?!?!"
"STOLAS, WE WERE TOO BUSY WITH THE MEETING TO PAY ATTENTION TO KATIE KILLJOY!!!" Blitzo yelled. But as if things couldn't get any crazier, an explosion suddenly erupted in the room, which killed some of the Stellas and left out a huge hole in the wall. The original Stella came in, glaring.
"ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!! STOLASS IS MINE, WHETHER YOU BITCHES LIKE IT OR NOT!!!"
What transpired next would stun everyone. The original Stella would use all sorts of melee weapons to kill the Stella clones in various ways. Some were killed with being impaled by a sword, others had their necks snapped or slit with the original Stella's talons, and more would even have their heads crushed to death. Things got even crazier when the other Stellas started using Stolas as a weapon against the original Stella. But the original Stella would snatch Stolas back and knock several Stella clones with them.
"I drank too much, I drank too much..." Loona repeated, thinking it was the alcohol that did it, but Millie made her snap out of it.
"COME ON, EVERYONE!!! WE GOTTA STOP THE CLONES!!!" Millie yelled. Everyone agreed, and I.M.P. would join the original Stella in stopping the Stella clones. Blitzo especially had fun sniping many of them in the head with his gun, whereas Loona would bite their hearts out. A few minutes later, all of the Stella clones in the I.M.P. office were dead, but now the whole building was a mess.
"Jesus Christ, Stella, what the fuck were you thinking unleashing all of these clones into the city?!" Blitzo confronted.
"I didn't do this, I swear!"
But before they could argue any further, the group heard a rumble from outside. And before anyone knew it, an entire tsunami of Stella clones came in quickly and wiped them away.
"OH CRUMBS!!! IT'S A SWAN TSUNAMI!!!" Moxxie screamed as and Millie were drifted away.
"WHEN I SAID I WANTED TO DROWN IN BIRD PUSSY, THIS ISN'T WHAT I MEANT!!!" Blitzo screamed as he sunk below the various Stellas.
"Stella! You need to release me from these blessed cuffs right now! I need to get rid of all of these clones!" Stolas said.
"No, Stolass! I still want you hurt!" Stella argued.
"STELLA, IF YOU DON'T RELEASE ME FROM THESE FUCKING CUFFS RIGHT NOW, THEN NOT ONLY WILL WE ALL DROWN, BUT I WILL ENSURE THAT YOU WILL BE EXPOSED AND HAVE YOUR NAME TARNISHED FOR ALL OF HELL!!!"
This threat got Stella to comply as she released Stolas from the restraints. With his powers in full swing, Stolas recited an ancient spell to cure extreme cases of clones. Once the spell was recited, all the Stella clones screeched as they all exploded before disappearing for good. The gang all screamed as they fell, before Stolas shielded them all from being splattered to death. Once everyone was safe and the shield was removed, Blitzo went up to Stella and slapped her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM?!?! WHY WOULD YOU SPAWN SO MANY FUCKING CLONES OF YOUR BITCH ASS INTO THE CITY?!?! YOU ARE LUCKY THE ENTIRE CITY DIDN'T IMPLODE BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BE RECKLESS!!! AND WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET BLESSED CUFFS ANYWAY?!?!"
Stella couldn't find the words to explain all of this to the assassin, especially the part about wanting Stolas tortured at the hands of her now fallen hellhounds. As if this weren't bad enough, Octavia came rushing towards them.
"WHAT THE FUCK, MOM?!?! YOUR CLONES BARGED INTO MY ROOM AND DESTROYED ALL OF MY STUFF!!! AND UNCLE ANDY ENDED UP DYING TRYING TO PROTECT ME!!! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!?!" Octavia cried as she hugged her father. Stella's heart broke upon seeing how upset Octavia was. Despite everything, she still loved her daughter to an extent. All the swan princess could do at that point was look down and sighed.
"You're right. It was wrong for all of these clones to come in and destroy everything. I'm so sorry I couldn't control it sooner. And Stolas, I hope you can find it in your heart to forgive me for everything I've done to you..."
If Stolas accepted her apology or not, he never outright said it, though some in the group believed he did. The Ars Goetia Police then arrived and arrested Stella for being the mastermind of unleashing clones all over the city and wreaking havoc. Once Stella was gone, Moxxie spoke up.
"So... does anyone know if we could get some clones of me to raid my father's mansion and kill him?"
Chapter 201: Goats of Chupacabras
Notes:
Welcome to Season 3 of Everyone Stops the Selfless Tortures, which might be the last since Stella's ultimate karma is right around the corner in the canon fanfic. We'll see. For now, we're starting this off with the goats from the latest Helluva Short coming in and saving Stolas!
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon entering the room, all five were shocked at what they were seeing. There were several goats in the room, and in the center was none other than Gerardo Velazquez, a Mexican goat farmer. He saw the five step in and looked excited.
"¡Genial! ¡Por fin puedo conocer a unos demonios de verdad! ¿Sabes si puedes convertir a mis cabras en chupacabras?" Gerardo asked in Spanish.
"Sir, we do not speak Chinese. Now get out of here and take those goats with you!" Stella demanded.
"Stella, this man wasn't speaking Chinese. He was speaking in Spanish," Stolas corrected, "He asked if we can turn his goats in chupacabras."
"¡Eso es correcto! I was able to catch one chupacabra earlier that looked like one of the imps running around here, and he even carried a shiny crystal! But then I got crushed to death by a windmill, and I ended up here! I need to find a way to turn these goats I collected from Wrath to chupacabras to bring me back on Earth!"
As Gerardo explained his situation, Stolas couldn't help but wonder if the supposed chupacabra he caught back on Earth was Blitzo, considering he knew he had to do a job there. However, Stella and the hellhounds did not look impressed.
"Look, bro, we don't care about you and your obsession with chupacabras. I don't even think we can do that shit! Now once again, please leave, because we gotta do something real quick," the chihuahua said. Suddenly, the window shattered, and in came a black goat, the very goat that rescued Blitzo and now had an I.M.P. sticker on its forehead. The sticker had demonic powers that was able to control the other goats to turn on Gerardo.
"HOW DARE YOU TAKE US FROM OUR MASTERS AT WRATH!!!" the goats growled, "YOU BETTER TAKE US BACK RIGHT NOW OR ELSE WE WILL MAKE YOU REGRET LIFE!!!"
"Pero necesito a mi chupacabras! Por favor, no me alcances!"
But no amount of pleading would save him. The black goat then ordered the goats to attack Gerardo, and they tackled and killed him.
"WOW! That black goat is not to be messed with!" the Shar Pei commented.
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella screeched, causing everyone to stop, "THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, IDIOTS!!! LEAVE NOW OR ELSE I'M GETTING MY HELLHOUNDS TO TORTURE YOU ALL ALONGSIDE STOLASS!!!"
"MAKE US, BITCH!!!" the goats yelled before they all charged at the group. While Stolas was able to dodge in time, the same couldn't be said to Stella and the hellhounds, all of whom were tackled and killed as well.
"YOU ALL STOP IT NOW!!! MY GOODNESS, WHY DID YOU HAD TO KILL STELLA AS WELL?!?!" Stolas pleaded as he kicked the goats away. By the time the goat army stopped what they were doing, Stella and the hellhounds had their organs ripped out and eaten. The black goat then went up to Stolas.
"Stolas, you can open portals to other worlds. Can you please take them all back to Wrath?" the black goat asked.
"After killing Via's mother? Fuck no!"
Stolas then heard the goats growl, and it was enough to change his mind as he opened a portal to Wrath, and all the goats flocked there. The black goat nodded his head in approval before entering the portal to return to leading the goats. Once the portal closed, Stolas took a deep sigh as he processed all the insanity that ensued. While he wished Stella didn't had to die at the hands of demon-worshipping goats, at the same time, he was glad he didn't had to suffer from any torture.
"I need to clean this mess up before Via gets here," Stolas said as he left the room to find some cleaners.
Chapter 202: Rileyopal
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In the realms of the Devianart underground, a user by the name of Rileyopal was walking through. For those who don't know, Rileyopal is known to be a huge fan of Moxxie and Millie, but hates Blitzo and especially the Unhappy Campers episode because he saw it as destroying the Moxxie and Millie relationship. While he has written comics surround Helluva Boss, Moxxie and Millie are Mary Sues while Blitzo is made extremely unlikeable. And as for why Rileyopal was in the underground? That would be answered once he arrived at the Fanfic Teleportation Center.
"Alright, I am not liking this fanfic Selfless by Neyane. I mean, I don't mind the torture scenes personally, but Moxxie and Millie are underused alongside Octavia and Blitzo's character is way too stupid! I mean, how did you not see Stolas's reaction after the initial rape scene? That's so stupid!"
As Rileyopal was going on about his issues with Selfless, he loaded up the teleportation system and loaded the AO3 kernal. He then typed up the fanfic to go in and then brought out his versions of Moxxie and Millie.
"Hello, Rileyopal! It's good to see you!" Rileyopal's Moxxie said.
"What do you bring us here for?" Rileyopal's Millie asked.
"Alright, Moxxie and Millie. We're going to enter this portal and help Stolas because he needs our help more than Blitzo!" Rileyopal stated. Moxxie and Millie nodded as they turned to the portal, which was now fully warmed up.
"Alright, Mox, let's do this!" Rileyopal's Millie said as the three of them entered into the portal to leave Deviantart and into Neyane's Selfless.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start? Do you mean stop?!"
Everyone turned to who blurted that out, and were surprised to see it was none other than Rileyopal. Wait, Rileyopal?! What the hell are you doing here?! I thought you were supposed to be in Deviantart!
"Well I used the Fanfic Teleportation Center to get here, narrator!" Rileyopal exclaimed. "Now look, Stella, you need to release Stolas and get out of here alongside your simps. Torturing your husband while threatening to kill Blitzo is beyond idiotic, and I don't even like Blitzo!"
"Okay, first of all, we're not simping for Stella!" the Shar Pei denied.
"And besides, if you think I'm going to listen to you, then you're dead wrong! Now I suggest you leave right now, and let us do what we need to do!" Stella warned.
"Okay then. You wanna be difficult? Then I'll get some backup!"
Rileyopal then signaled Moxxie and Millie to arrive, which they did. Okay, at this point, this is getting ridiculous. Why are there two Moxxie and Millie's now?
"Narrator, you need to shut up! You didn't even do anything to stop Princess Stella and her goons from hurting Stolas!" Rileyopal's Moxxie confronted.
Well as the narrator, I'm suppose to narrate what's going on in the story! And had you dimwits not showed up, then Stella would've actually gone through her plan with hurting Stolas. As a matter of fact, I'm stopping this right no-
*BANG!*
"Uh oh! Looks like I accidently killed the narrator!" Rileyopal giggled. "Alright, Moxxie and Millie, do your thing!"
Rileyopal's Moxxie and Millie then proceeded to grab the three hellhounds and morphed them into a basketball. Moxxie and Millie played around with the hellhound basketball until Millie did a slam dunk with a basketball net that also spawned in the room. Upon doing so, the basketball exploded, killing all three hellhounds.
"WOW! I didn't knew you can morph several people into objects!" Stolas commented, impressed with the imp couple's unusual method of killing people.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!!" Stella screamed, "You know what?! Since you all wanted to barge in and ruin everything, you all can kiss Blitzo goodbye!"
But when Stella pulled out her phone, she gasped when she noticed that the feed was replaced with Rileyopal's Devianart page.
"That's right, Stella! While Moxxie and Millie were busy with the hellhounds, I deleted the feed entirely alongside your snipers, so Blitzo and the gang won't be threatened! Now I suggest you leave before you also get morphed into an object."
Stella gulped before running out the room. Once the swan princess was gone, Moxxie and Millie released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you all for rescuing me, though I wished you didn't had to kill the fanfic's narrator," Stolas said as he looked at the narrator's dead body.
"Well he was unreliable anyway, so no one will miss him," Rileyopal's Millie shrugged.
"Alright, Stolas, we're returning to Deviantart now. Stay safe, and don't let Stella push you around like that again," Rileyopal said before he opened up a portal back to Deviantart, and he and the imp couple went inside. A few seconds after the portal closed, Neyane barged in looking furious.
"QUELLE BANDE DE BITES! I CAN'T WRITE AN ANGSTY STOLITZ FANFIC WITHOUT SOME DEVIANTART USERS COMING IN AND MESSING WITH IT?!?! HE EVEN KILLED MY NARRATOR!!!" Neyane screamed before calming down, "Stolas, we need to do this all over again, because Rileyopal had no business messing with my story!"
"Absolutely not!" Stolas yelled, scaring Neyane. "I am not going to go through this torture again! Especially at the hands of fucking hellhounds! Now get out or I'll make you get out!"
Neyane, not wanting a taste of Stolas's wrath, had no choice but to leave as well.
"Now I need some rest. Today's been quite a day..." Stolas sighed as he went to bed to go to sleep.
Notes:
Neyane, if you're reading this, sorry about the ending ^^' I thought it would've been a bit humorous if Stolas came at the author.
Chapter 203: Roleswap of Chapter 15
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
But before anyone can go anywhere, a loud, high-pitched screech can be heard, scaring the three.
"What the hell was that?!" Striker exclaimed.
"It must've came from the bedroom!" Stolas pointed out. The three ran towards the direction of the bedroom. But when they barged in, all three gasped at what they saw...
The knife suddenly sank in one go until the weapon’s guard blocked it’s plunge, earning a scream from Stella.
“That’s the sound I want to hear”, Stolas’s voice pleasantly cooed, but it felt more directed toward Blitzo than his victim.
“Understood, birdie!”
The swan didn’t have time to get her bearings back that Blitzo removed the blade with a twist, and the high pitched shriek escaped her before she could process what was happening.
“Aaah, such nice sounds”, Stolas couldn’t help but tease.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Stella screamed. It looked like the torture Stella had in plan for her husband was already happening, but it was Stella who was tied with angelic rope, being stabbed and sliced up with the angelic knife by Blitzo, all while Stolas was sitting on the couch and watching it all with a glee. They had stopped what they were doing and looked at the other group with shock.
"What the- why the FUCK are there other versions of the Goetians here?! And Striker, I thought your ass was at your shitshack of a hideout!" Blitzo spat out.
"Look, Blitz-oh, I'm here to hurt your birdie some more. And not only do you show up unannounced, but you somehow pulled out another Stolas and Stella out your ass to hurt Stella? What the hell even is this shit?!" Striker asked, trying to process this alternative reality that showed up in the room.
"Oh, I get it now! Stella, you must've found a way to call up that imp of yours to rescue him along with some pathetic clones of me! Is that what happened?" the Stolas sitting on the couch confronted.
"No no... I swear to fuck I didn't..." the restrained Stella groaned in denial, almost in a begging tone.
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!! HOW ABOUT YOU ALL GET OUT AND TAKE THIS TORTURE ELSEWHERE SO ME AND MA'AM CAN DO THE ACTUAL TORTURE HERE!!!" Striker exclaimed.
"HOW ABOUT YOU KILL ME FIRST, YOU FUCKING COWBOY?!?!" Blitzo yelled, and both imps proceeded to engage in fight with their angelic knives. While this was going on, Stella would rush up to the restrained Stella and freed her.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER?!?!" Stella screamed.
"I have been torturing Stella under the threat of killing her cowboy imp if she refused! Now put that rope back on her and leave us be! And you! How about you join me in finally putting that bitch in her place?"
"No!" the other Stolas declined. "I get what Stella had done to me over the years is wrong, but that doesn't mean I want to-"
"FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!"
The group was interrupted when Striker screeched bloody murder. It turned out that Blitzo somehow overpowered the cowboy hybrid by knocking him down before restraining him with his own angelic rope and torturing him with both angelic knives with the pain gel on them.
"NO NO NO!!! GET OFF OF HIM!!!" the unharmed Stella screamed as she tried to stop Blitzo, but failed. Blitzo ended up slitting Striker's throat, killing him.
"STRIKER, NO!!!" the hurt Stella screamed as she cried. The Stolas that was responsible for the other's Stella torture only laughed.
"Well, I guess that's the end of the swan and her filthy cowboy!" the other Stolas giggled. The unharmed Stella, however, ended up slapping the other Stolas.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN?!?! AN ALTERNATIVE UNIVERSE WHERE I'M THE ONE THAT GETS TORTURED WHILE STRIKER'S LIFE IS THREATENED IF I DON'T COMPLY?!?! THAT'S HORRIBLE!!! MAKING ME GO THROUGH SOMETHING LIKE THAT IS BEYOND HORRID!!!"
"YES!!! THAT'S HOW I FEEL!!!" Stolas mocked in agreement. And just when things couldn't get anymore ridiculous, a portal opened, and in came the Fanfic Universe Police.
"This is the Fanfic Universe Police. AU Blitzo and AU Stolas, you both are under arrest for intervening in another fanfic and killing a character in that other fanfic."
The police then placed AU Blitzo and AU Stolas in handcuffs and read them their rights while another helped the injured AU Stella up.
"You both will be taken to the Fanfic Prison while Stella is treated for her injuries. And to the characters in this fanfic, we apologize for your loss."
The police took the three characters back into the portal before it closed.
"You know what? I'm ending this shit! I already got what I needed from you being hurt anyway. You want to date that fucking imp, then by all means go ahead! This family had lost all dignity and honor years ago!"
Stella then left the room and the palace, never to return again. Once Stella was gone, Stolas simply sighed. He couldn't believe it took characters from a Roleswap AU to save him from future torture sessions, and if that AU was anything to go by, then what Striker would've done to him would be arguably worse than the assassin attempt. But seeing that Stella was done with these tortures, perhaps he can finally move on from this madness and be with his true lover Blitzo for good.
"I need to go outside and clear my head..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room to get the cleaners to remove Striker's body.
Notes:
Before I end things this chapter, I would like to remind everyone to go to Neyane's Selfless fanfic and leave positive comments there, as it looks like another massive wave of hate comments have plagued the fanfic, including some on my fanfics, most likely from one deranged Stolitz fan. Thought I deleted some of these hate comments on my end, I will archive them here as proof of just how fucking insane some of these people are.
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Chapter 204: The Flying Mario Head from Mario Teaches Typing
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Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tQWLg4E90M
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before the cuffs can be placed on him, the door suddenly busted down, and in came what looked to be a bad 90s CGI render of Mario's head. That head was seen in the Mario Teaches Typing games on PC.
"Hello! It's time for you to type!" the Mario head introduced.
"What the hell, bro? Can't you see we were about to do something here?" the chihuahua groaned as the watchdog quickly hid the blessed cuffs.
"I'm going to fly for you!"
The Mario head then proceeded to make a plane noise as its head flew all over the room, which greatly annoyed Stella.
"Are you fucking special needs or something? Why the fuck do you need to barge in here and act more retarded than Stolass?!" Stella exclaimed. The Mario head then saw her phone and looked excited.
"Nice computer you got here! Can I have it?" the Mario head asked.
"NO YOU CANNOT HAVE HER PHONE!!! NOW FUCK OFF OR ELSE WE WILL INCLUDE YOU IN THE TORTURE!!!" the watchdog screamed. Mario, however, didn't listen to the watchdog, and instead took her phone.
"HEY!!! GIVE ME BACK MY PHONE!!!" Stella screeched as she chased the flying head. Stolas, on the other hand, couldn't help but laugh at such silliness.
"It's not funny! Help us stop that maniac!" the Shar Pei yelled as the hellhounds tried to help Stella. Mario then opened the doors to the balcony and chucked the phone off of it, which fell on the ground and shattered into a million pieces.
"Hey! That was pretty good! Let's see if we can go faster next lesson!" Mario cheered.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! WE'RE TORTURING YOUR STUPID 90S CGI ASS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he suddenly pulled out angelic rope and restrained the Mario head with it.
"Uh oh! That wasn't as fast as last time! Let's try again, okay?" Mario said as he was dragged back to the room, not worried at all what was coming next.
"Oh we'll try again, alright! Take this!" the watchdog said before he punched the Mario head, giving him a black eye. The three hellhounds then worked together to assault the still restrained Mario head.
"STOP!!! YOU WERE ALL SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM!!! NOT THIS FLYING HEAD!!!" Stella screamed as she and Stolas had no choice but to watch this whole ordeal.
"Uh oh! We slipped a little bit! Now let's get back in there, and try real hard to get better, eh?"
The Mario head then set off an explosion that got the hellhounds off of him and shredded the angelic rope. The Mario head then spun around the room so fast, it spawned a tornado in the room, which swept up Stella and the hellhounds.
"CURSE YOU, YOU STUPID FUCKING MARIO HEAD!!!" Stella screeched as she and the hellhounds were taken away from the room and out of the palace.
"Hooray! We did it! Have a safe night!" the Mario head concluded before flying out of the room.
"...I need a fucking drink..." a stunned Stolas said as he left the room to drink some alcohol to let that madness sink in.
Chapter 205: The Alternative Deal
Notes:
The Alternative Deal is a comic written by elcee_rod, which you can read here: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/51725395/
Also warning for domestic abuse
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be-”
"WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?!?!"
Everyone was spooked from that sudden outburst that sounded eerily similar to Stella's scream.
"Stella, what the hell was that about? No one said anything!" the Shar Pei hellhound asked.
"I didn't say that! Where the fuck did that scream came from?"
"It sounded like it came in the dining room!" Stolas said. The group went to the kitchen and dining room area to investigate, and were shocked at what they were seeing. There was another Stolas and Stella, but styled differently. It appeared that the other Stolas said something to the other Stella that pissed her off so badly, she yelled at him, and were now at a standoff.
"Fine. I don't have time to waste with a pathetic excuse for a man like you always. I need to go meet with the girls. But before I go..."
The other Stella then suddenly slapped the other Stolas, leaving a scratch on his cheek and having him fall from the floor.
"Be a dear and tell the janitor to clean that blood up, will you? Honestly, you can be so clumsy with your accidents," the other Stella joked before she turned, and stopped when she saw the group staring in shock of what had transpired.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WITNESS?!?!" the original Stolas screamed before he went to console the other Stolas, who was crying. "WHAT DID YOU JUST DO?!?!"
"Oh please, that is nothing compared to what I have in stores for you!" the original Stella said, "Look, I don't know how you two got here, but can you please go away? We were about to do something before you screamed."
"Are you fucking serious? Another me and that pathetic fucking man?!" the other Stella scoffed, "And besides, why do you need these lowlife hellhounds to assist you? A Goetia always works by themselves, and not with this wrinkly-ass loser, long-haired twink, and certainly not this steroid-ridden jerk!"
"Excuse us?!" the chihuahua took offense, "Stella cannot do what we plan to do by ourselves, now how about you take that Goetian supremacist bullshit and shove it up your ass?!"
He had barely finished that sentence that the other Stella slapped him and also left a scratch on his cheek.
"Don't you speak to your superiors like that!" the other Stella scolded.
"HOW DARE YOU HURT ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS! GET THAT BITCH!" the original Stella commanded, and the hellhounds proceeded to pounce at the other Stella. However, the other Stella turned out to be far stronger than just simple slaps, as she used her Goetian powers to heavily injure the hellhounds. She then went in feral mode and finished them off by shredding them.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! YOU JUST RUINED MY PLAN!!!" the original Stella screamed in terror as she dodged the blood that tried to splash on her. The other Stella then returned to her normal form and glared at her.
"I suggest you leave before you end up in the same fate as those pathetic hellhounds..."
"HOW ABOUT YOU KISS MY ASS, WHORE?!?! WHERE IS STOLASS?!?! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE AND STOP THAT PSYCHO!!!" the original Stella screamed, but Stolas had took the other Stolas to heal the injury and comfort him. The original Stella decided to take matters into her own hands and attack the other Stella. At first, the original Stella was winning as she overpowered her and punched her. But the other Stella used a power blast to knock her down before grabbing one of her arms and slicing it with a talon slash, emitting an agonized shriek from the swan.
"Any last words?" the other Stella sneered as she held her throat.
"I CURSE YOU TO HEAVEN!!!" the original Stella croaked. The other Stella rolled her eyes before slitting her throat, killing her.
"God, talk about a weak version of me! Does she have any knowledge of her powers? Well, it doesn't matter, as I'm the real Stella, and I'm victorious!"
Unfortunately for the other Stella, that victory was short lived, as a feral Stolas would snatch her up and shredded her until she was nothing but flesh and blood.
"THAT'S FOR ABUSING HIM AND POISIONING HIM!!!" the original Stolas shrieked before quickly returning to his normal form and looking at the other Stolas, whose injury was healed.
"Thank you... I was going to have Blitzo take care of her, but I guess another version of me doing it also works..." the other Stolas chuckled, "Also, what did your Stella tried to do with you?"
"She was... going to have me tortured at the hands of hellhounds under the threat of killing Blitzo if I didn't comply. However, you and Stella inadvertently helped rescue me from being hurt," the original Stolas explained.
"That sounds horrible! At least they're dead now. Do you want to hang out together for the night? I need to clear my head from what just happened," the other Stolas asked.
"Of course. My daughter's coming to visit anyway, and I think you'll like this version of my daughter," the original Stolas said as they both walked out of the dining room, forgetting the gory mess that remained.
Chapter 206: Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog
Notes:
Requested by Ilik67
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Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog were German actor and filmmaker respectively who were infamous for their antics and insanity behind the scenes in film production, despite both men having some good stuff in their filmography. Today, however, Herzog was going to film a new movie with Kinski starring in this one again. The problem was, Herzog found a way to teleport to hell, more specifically the Pride ring, and Kinski was slightly disappointed at this. As in, he was flipping his shit.
"FICK MEINEN ARSCH! WHY DO WE GOTTA FILM THIS SHIT IN HELL?!" Klaus screamed in Werner's face.
"Klaus, I already told you I need the setting in hell to be as realistic and accurate as possible, which is why we have to go to hell," Werner explained, "And besides, it clearly is a scary place! Look at what those terrifying demons are doing!"
The demons in question were just a family band playing out of tune in an attempt to get some tips. However, Klaus hated that band, and he proceeded to grab their instruments and smash them.
"Euer Spiel ist Scheiße! Geht nach Hause, ihr verdammten Wichser!" Klaus yelled as the imp family ran away in terror.
"Klaus, stop!" Werner scolded, "We're going to get arrested at this rate. Look, let's just walk around and find a good location to film, alright?"
Klaus reluctantly agreed as both men looked around the city to find the perfect setting. After a few minutes of walking, they stumbled upon Stolas's palace.
"Oh, this looks like a great place to film!" Werner exclaimed as they both entered the property. "Okay, Klaus, what I want you to do is go inside the palace and, uh... you know what? Let's improv this one, and we'll see where we go from there."
"Fine, but if we get trespassed, I'm blaming it on you!" Klaus warned before they entered the palace. Well, at least nothing nefarious is happening in the palace at the moment, right?
Right...?
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before the torture can begin, however, the group was interrupted when gunshots started hitting the door, causing all five to duck.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO IS SHOOTING US UP?!?!" the Shar Pei yelled as the gunshots eventually shot down the door, and in came Klaus Kinski and Werner Herzog, the latter recording the whole ordeal.
"HEILIGSCHEISSE AUF EINEN SCHEISSESTICK! WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU PEOPLE?!?!" Klaus screamed at the top of his lungs.
"It is none of your business who we are! You two need to fuck off right now, because we were about to do something!" Stella exclaimed.
"NO!!! YOU ALL LOOK STUPID!!! WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A BITCH?!?! WHY DOES THIS OWL LOOK SO GAY?!?! AND WHY DO THESE DOGS LOOK STUPID AND UGLY?!?! Klaus roasted the group, which especially got the hellhounds offended.
"Bro, you wanna talk about ugly? You look like the retarded German offspring of Christopher Walken and Dr. Emmett Brown! Now like Stella said, you and your buddy need to go, because we got some shit to do!" the chihuahua said.
"OKAY! IHR DUMMEN KÖRPER HABT DARUM GEFRAGT!" Klaus screamed before he suddenly pulled out pies and threw them at Stella and the watchdog's faces, getting them messy from the pie.
"HEY! DON'T THROW PIES AT ME!" Stella yelled as she frantically tried to get the pie off of her face.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS!!! WE'RE TAKING DRASTIC MEASURES!!!" the watchdog growled before the hellhounds charged at Klaus. However, Klaus was not about to let them win. He dodged their attacks before grabbing the chihuahua by his long hair and swinging him to knock down the other two hellhounds. He then used his strength to pick up the bed and slam it on the three hellhounds, which flattened them all to a pancake.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! HE'S GOING PSYCHO!!!" Stolas terrifyingly said.
"DAMN RIGHT!!! THIS IS WHAT YOU ALL GET FOR TRYING TO ASSAULT ME!!!" Klaus roared before knocking down one of the bookshelves.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! STOLASS, BECAUSE THESE TWO BARGED IN HERE AND RUINED EVERYTHING, YOU CAN KISS THAT IMP OF YOURS GOODBYE!!!"
But before Stella can grab her phone, Klaus would tackle both her and Stolas to the ground, the quickly freed Stolas and placed the blessed cuffs on her. He then spun her around and let go, which flung Stella to crash out of the window and fall to her death.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas screamed. Despite what Stella tried to do to him just now, he didn't want her to die in that manner. Klaus, on the other hand, didn't look bothered in the slightest.
"What? That's what she gets for screeching like a banshee!" Klaus defended. Werner Herzog then stopped recording.
"Wow, Klaus, that was incredible! In fact, I think this can work. We can go into random places in hell and see you interact with the people and environment. This will be comedy gold!" Werner exclaimed.
"Eh, I guess so. But the food better be good!" Klaus said as he and Werner walked out of the room, not even acknowledging Stolas. What they didn't knew was that Stella was about to have her husband tortured for her own sadistic gain, and they had inadvertently stopped it. Once out of shock, Stolas lifted the bed up to look at the flattened hellhounds, who were miraculously still alive.
"Uh... hey Stolas! Would you be so kind as to unflatten us?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Hmmm... let me think... NO!!!"
Stolas then opened a portal that sent them to their respective forms, still in that flattened state. Once the hellhounds were gone, Stolas turned to the shattered window where Stella crashed out of, and sighed.
"I got some explaining to do with Via..." Stolas said before he left the room.
Chapter 207: Murray Franklin
Notes:
Joker 2 was lame af, but at least we still got that iconic scene with Murray.
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before the cuffs can be placed on him, something unusual happened. There was an audience booing that can be heard, and the room suddenly dissipated, and in its place was the filming scene of Live! With Murray Franklin. And in the seat was none other than Murray Franklin himself.
"And there they are! The infamous Goetians alongside some hellhound workers! Let's give it up for them!" Murray cheered, ignoring the fact that the audience was booing at them. None of them knew what to do at that point, but they decided to play along and went to sit at the big couch.
"Okay, um... Murray... what do you want from us? How in the world did you convert the room to your talk show?" Stella asked, treading carefully so as to not reveal too much.
"Well, Stella, we on Earth have found your royal family really interesting, and we've been wanting to do an interview with you all for quite some time now," Murray explained.
"Oh, that's wonderful!" Stolas said in excitement, glad to take his mind off the impending torture for once, "Being a prince and watcher of the stars, it's been an honor to learn so much about the constellations! I can tell you all all about it if you wish!"
The audience showed how enthusiastic they were about this by booing Stolas, which caused the owl to frown.
"Look, you all need to change the room back to the way it was and leave us alone! We had some business we were going to do before you all showed up!" the watchdog exclaimed as the other two hellhounds decided to go on their phones to kill time, not interested in what was happening.
"Actually, that just reminds me. It looks like you all have a blessed cuff on you," Murray observed, "What kind of business did you intend to do in the room?"
Stella thought for a moment before she spoke up.
"Alright, let me tell you a funny joke, alright?" Stella asked, and Murray nodded. "We place Stolas in the blessed cuffs and then beat his ass for my own amusement!"
Instead of booing again, the audience gasped and murmured.
"Okay, I'm waiting for the punchline," Murray said.
"There is no punchline. It's not a joke," Stella confirmed. The audience gasped again as Stolas was shocked at how blunt Stella was at this confession. He wanted to leave, but decided not to because he remembered the threat of Blitzo being killed should he try and resist.
"You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you wanted your husband tortured?" Murray asked, and Stela nodded, "And why is that?"
"Great question, Murray! Stolass is a pathetic fucking man who cheated on me with an imp, neglects our own child just to pursue said imp, and even when I tried to have him killed by Striker, he STILL keeps going with his antics! By forcing him to be tortured with the threat of his imp dying, I can finally control him and put him in his place, for I, a sadist and swan supremacist, can finally ensure that my racial honor remains intact!"
As Stella explained this, Murray looked quite disturbed at how casual and even excited Stella was at controlling and abusing Stolas, and worried that this abuse had been going back years. Stolas, on the other hand, objected.
"Stella, I love Via more than I love myself and Blitzo combined! How dare you bring her into this! And how dare you make me go through this hideous plan for your enjoyment? You and your hellhounds are sick in the head, and need help!"
However, this rebuke of Stolas only led to Stella and the hellhounds laughing.
"Actually, I'm going to have to side with Stella on this one. While I won't deny the possibility to Stolas wronging you in the past, having him hurt to this extent is beyond unacceptable. Awful, even!"
Silence. Then, the watchdog glared at Murray with daggers.
"You're awful, Murray..." the watchdog growled.
"Me? I'm awful? How so?" Murray asked.
"I hate Stolas so much for what he had put Stella and the entire family through. I feel so bad for her for all the embarrassment and torment she had to endure because her fucking degenerate of a husband wanted to suck on some imp dick. And right when I'm about to give him the ultimate karma of his privileged life, you and your brainwashed audience come out of nowhere, put us on blast in front of the television, and have the FUCKING AUDACITY to try and lecture us on what's right or wrong?!"
"He's right!" Stella butted in in agreement, "I mean, do you even leave this studio, Murray? Because if you did, you would know that life isn't just some fucking paradise where everyone gets along and cracks jokes and shit. In hell especially, everyone is always doing terrible things there! Things that make some of the crime on Earth look like fucking child's play! So what does it matter if we give Stolas a little bit of pain?"
"Just because we're in Hell doesn't mean we don't have standards, Stella!" Stolas groaned out of annoyance.
"You know what? Fuck you, Murray!" the chihuahua eventually spat out as he flipped the bird at the host, "You're no better than that fruity owl we were about to fuck up! So how about you take us back to the room and we can forget this ever happened?"
"I don't think so," Murray firmly said, "If anything, I think you all are cruel, heartless individuals who don't know love. Look, I'm not going to pretend I know everything that happens in Hell, but if Stolas is to be believed, there is still some good in that place, and not everything needs to be in chaos. But you, Stella, go against that, and want to continue making everyone's lives worse because of your actions."
This comment got Stella to laugh, almost like Joker's laugh.
"And you're laughing, you're laughing. Stolas is traumatized because of your actions."
"I know!" Stella giggled, looking at Murray almost in a crazed like manner. "How about another joke, Murray?"
"No, I think we've had enough of your jokes," Murray simply said, but Stella kept going, her anger rising as she spoke more.
"What do you get... when you cross... a mentally-ill sadist... WITH A FAMILY... THAT ABANDONES HER... AND TREATS HER LIKE SHIT?! I'LL TELL YOU WHAT YOU GET!!! YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE!!!"
Before anyone knew it, Stella pulled out a gun and shot Murray in the head, killing him instantly. The audience screamed in terror as they fled the room, all while Stella sat there and smiled, almost as if this were a normal thing. Stolas and the hellhounds, on the other hand, were disturbed.
"STELLA!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed in terror. Stella said nothing, but instead laughed in the same manner as the Joker did.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M FUCKING DONE!!! YOU ALL CAN DEAL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES, BUT I'M NOT DOING THIS SHIT WITH YOU ALL!!!"
Stolas then leaped up from the couch and portalled back to the palace, leaving the swan and her hellhounds on Earth. Once back in the house, he decided to walk around to try and clear her mind. However, when he reached the living room, he was surprised to see Octavia there, but she was watching TV. Apparently, their antics in Live! With Murray Franklin were also broadcasted in Hell, and the young owlet looked terrified at seeing just how crazy her mother actually was. When she turned and saw her father, she ran up to him and hugged her.
"DAD! Are you okay?!" Octavia whimpered as tears began to fall down on her cheek.
"I'm fine, my owlet," Stolas assured her as he hugged her back, "How long have you watched it?"
"I saw it all! How mom confessed to hurting you, and even killing that fucking Murray guy! What is wrong with her?! Why does she hate you more than she loves me?!" Octavia cried out as she only hugged her father tighter.
"I don't know, Via..." Stolas sighed, as he realized that he had some explaining to do in regards to the true nature of their relationship.
Chapter 208: Larry Weller
Notes:
Context for who Larry Weller is: https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Larry_Weller/223467
Warning for Larry Weller nonsense
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH!!! ASSERT YOUR ARYAN SWAN SUPREMACY BY GETTING SOME NAZI DOGS TO HURT YOUR HUSBAND BITCH!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that out, and were shocked at who was standing there. It was Larry Weller, the main member of the NSBM band Aryanwülf.
"I know damn well Larry-Fucking-Weller isn't in this bitch!" the chihuahua groaned before turning to Larry, "Bro, how the hell did you get in here? Can't you see we're in the middle of something?"
"LEAVE ME ALONE, YOU ARYAN DOG WITH YOUR DER STÜRMER SHIRT!!! I WANT STELLA TO NOT BE WEAK FOR ONCE BECAUSE ALL SHE DOES IS SLAP STOLASS IN THE FACE BECAUSE SHE IS A CRINGY IDIOT AND RABM FANATIC!!! AND YOU MONGRELS ARE NO BETTER BECAUSE YOU DON'T FUCK WITH ACTUAL GOOD BANDS LIKE MINE!!! I GOT THAT ROCKING WHITE POWER UNLIKE YOU JERKS!!!"
As Larry screamed this out, Stolas was absolutely confused with Larry and why he had such a strange view for Nazism. Regardless, he hoped that Larry can somehow rescue him from this torture madness.
"Alright, I've had enough of your fucking ramblings!" the watchdog growled as he went to grab him. However, Larry let out a high-pitched shriek that distracted the watchdog before screaming out the lyrics to Eternal Strife's "Gutted Mud Bitch".
"See, this is why I hate your shit! Your a disgrace to actual good NSBM bands! Now stop screeching like an ass and fuck off! Last time we're asking!" the chihuahua warned.
"HOW ABOUT YOU FALSE ARYAN ASSHATS MAKE ME?!?! I GOT THAT DUI POWER BOY!!!" Larry shrieked.
"THAT'S IT!!! TAKE THIS!!!" Stella yelled before slapping Larry in the face. Larry retorted by kicking Stella in the vagina and punching her breasts. "OW!!! THAT HURT!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU HURT STELLA!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! NO MORE FUCKING GAMES!!!"
The three hellhounds then teamed up to grab a still restrained Stolas and launched him at Larry, knocking them both down. Larry then did the unthinkable. He spawned a ton of speakers on the wall and put them all at max volume. He then got out his phone and played the song "Kill All Subhuman Scum" by Aryanwülf. When he played that song, Stella and the hellhounds ended up literally flying out of the room as the windows shattered and the ground shook from the loud music. What was even more unexpected was that the loud music was powerful enough to destroy the blessed cuffs.
"AS YOU CAN ALL SEE, MY WHITE SUPREMACY DESTROYED THOSE FALSE JEWISH MONGRELS AND THEIR RABM SIMPING!!! LARRY WELLER WILL NEVER BOW DOWN TO THESE FUCKING LOSERS!!! AT OUR SIDE OR BENEATH OUR FEET, YOU FRICKING JERKS!!! THIS IS LARRY WELLER SIGNING OUT!!!"
With this, Larry walked out of the room, not even acknowledging Stolas.
"I'm turning this shit off!" Stolas exclaimed before using his powers to send the speakers to a black hole. Once that was taken care of, Stolas looked around at the damage the music did to his room. He also checked Stella and the hellhounds with his magic, and found that they were all heavily injured from the launch. He sent all three hellhounds to their homes, but sent Stella to the hospital because despite what she tried to do to him, he still didn't want Via's mother to die.
"I hope this is a tough lesson learned, Stella. Let this be the last time you try and hurt me. Understand?" Stolas asked. Stella simply nodded, and then he closed the portal.
"Now I need to get this mess cleaned up before Via arrives," Stolas said before he left the room.
Chapter 209: Family Guy AI
Notes:
Based off ai_peter, where people give Family Guy prompts for an AI bot, which creates Family Guy episodes with it. You can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/@ai-peter
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon entering the "room", the group was shocked to find that it looked to be a 3D model of the Family Guy house. And outside were many of the Family Guy characters.
"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!" Chris screamed as he stared at the five.
"What the fuck, Chris?! Why did you spawn demons in our lawn?!" Lois confronted Chris.
"What are you talking about? We tried to enter Stolass's room, only to find it's been replaced by a piss-poor copy of Family Guy!" Stella exclaimed.
"Stolas, what did you do to your room?" the Shar Pei asked. "Do you love Family Guy so much, you tried to make a clone of it?"
"No, I didn't do any of this!" Stolas denied.
"Hey, Stolas, what do you say we engage in homosexual activities?" Stewie flirted, which made Stolas gag.
"No, I'm not having sex with you!" Stolas yelled. Chris then had a seizure.
"OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! OH GOD WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?!"
"DUDE, SHUT UP!!!" the chihuahua screamed. However, the scene then changed into the courtroom, where Judge Dignified Q. Blackman was presiding.
"Order in the court! Stolas is suing Stella for attempting to torture him via hellhounds. Stolas, state your case.
"Oh, that's easy!" Stolas smirked, as he realized that he got a chance to expose Stella, "She came into my palace and threatened to kill Blitzo if I didn't comply with her insane demands and let myself get beaten to a pulp! She's a fucking psychopath, and I wished I'd divorced her years ago!"
"And the fact that you caved in so fucking easily shows that you really are pathetic!" Stella retorted, "And let's not forget you cheated on me with that burn victim of an imp!"
"He has a name! Call him Blitzo!" Stolas shot back.
"Alright, Chris, you were a witness to this confrontation. Do you have anything to say?" the judge asked.
"I DID IT!!!" Chris screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Chris, come on! Just say we're cool and we can get away easily!" the watchdog tried to persuade.
"I DID IT!!!" Chris screamed again.
"WHY IS CHRIS ACTING SO FUCKING RETARDED?!?!" Stella screamed out of frustration.
"He can't help it, Stella! He has a medical condition called Jerkaholic!" Peter joked.
"Peter, this is serious! Chris's testimony can impact this trial!" Brian urged.
"I DID IT!!!" Chris screamed again. The hellhounds had enough and proceeded to assault Chris.
"Giggity giggity giggity! I have a bomb, and I will blow up this courtroom and save Stolas!" Quagmire said as he pulled out a bomb.
"DON'T YOU DARE-" Stella warned, but it was too late, and the bomb exploded, sending everyone to Meg's room.
"What the fuck?! Why are there demons in my room?" Meg asked.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS AI SHIT!!! TAKE THIS!!!"
Stella then tackled Meg and assaulted her. The hellhounds also decided to trash Meg's room. Stolas, on the other hand, decided to leave the room as he looked for a way out.
"There must be an emergency exit somewhere..." Stolas pondered as he walked around the house. He went to the living room to find Cleveland sitting on the couch.
"Excuse me, sir, but you know how I can get out of this AI universe?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, the exit's in the kitchen," Cleveland said as Peter ran into the room with a fork and screamed as he stabbed the walls with the fork. Stolas ignored this and went to the kitchen to find an emergency exit. When he opened it, he was back in his room. He considered getting Stella and her hellhounds back as well, but decided not to. He would continue to finish his preparations in time as Octavia returned, but was seen watching something on her phone.
"Dad, I kid you not, mom is in AI Family Guy alongside some hellhounds, and they are causing all sorts of insanity there!" Octavia said as she showed her father her phone, where Stella and the hellhounds were assaulting the characters. "What the hell is going on?!"
"Oh Via... it's a long story..." Stolas sighed, realizing he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 210: Circus Baby
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But upon entering the room, both Stolas and the chihuahua gasped at who was standing there. It wasn't Stella or the other two hellhounds, but rather an animatronic of a girl. That animatronic was none other than Circus Baby from Circus Baby's Pizza World.
"Hello. I don't recognize you both. You two must be new here," Circus Baby said in her whispering voice.
"Um, excuse me, but... do you happen to know where a swan princess and two other hellhounds are at? They were supposed to be in this room," the chihuahua asked. Circus Baby didn't say anything, but rather slightly chuckled.
"Oh, those three? When I came here, they were very mean and aggressive to me. The big watchdog guy in particular even tried to hurt me. But I've been hurt for way too long. I didn't want them to bully and hurt me anymore. So... I decided to take care of them with a little help from my friends..."
Circus Baby then showed them the corpses of Stella and the other two hellhounds. All three of them looked to have been killed by being savagely torn to shreds, their faces contorted to agony. Their deaths were certainly not peaceful. While Stolas gasped as he covered his beak out of shock, the chihuahua was particularly devastated.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THEM IN SUCH A HORRID MANNER?!?! YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH SHIT YOU JUST RUINED BECAUSE OF YOUR CREEPY ASS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he cried for his fallen friends.
"Ma'am, what do you want from us?! And why are you like this?!" Stolas finally found his voice to speak up.
"Well... I wasn't always like this... I remember when daddy told me there was a new animatronic that he was building, but I couldn't see her. But I wanted to anyway. So I went to see her. She offered me ice cream. And... that is all I remember before I woke up in her. And now? I want to try and get out of here. I didn't mean to kill all of these people, but my daddy made me. He killed many people beforehand from what I've been told, and being under this place for so long made me no better than him. I'm sorry..."
Suddenly, Stolas understood what happened, as it turned out that "Circus Baby" was a child's soul who was killed by the animatronic and was now resorting to killing people as a way to cope with her loss. However, the chihuahua didn't see it that way, as he we too pissed that Circus Baby killed Stella and the other two hellhounds.
"So let me get this straight: Your dumbass wanted to see a deadly animatronic that killed you, and now you're killing others as some piss-poor attempt to run away from the fact that you're a fucking idiot?! What kind of bullshit excuse is that?! And if your dad is making you do those things, then how come you haven't bothered to kill his ass?"
"It's not that simple..."
Just then, however, another person came into the room, and it was none other than William Afton.
"Elizabeth! What the hell are you doing in hell?! You're supposed to be at Circus Baby's Pizza World!" William scolded.
"But daddy, I wanted a change of pace from that boring place! Killing night workers is no fun!" Circus Baby pouted. William then saw the corpses, and gasped.
"ELIZABETH AFTON!!! WE DO NOT KILL THE GOETIA!!! DO YOU REALIZE WHAT THEY CAN DO TO US IF THEY FIND OUT WE KILLED ONE OF THEM?!?!" William screamed as Circus Baby cried, "Sir, I'm so sorry for this..."
"Don't be. She and her lackeys have been torturing me for her pleasure!" Stolas confessed.
"WHY WOULD YOU TELL THEM, BRO?!?! THAT WAS OUR SECRET!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS SHIT!!!"
The chihuahua then charged at Circus Baby and tackled her before assaulting her. Circus Baby screeched as Stolas and William tried to get him off, but failed. Circus Baby eventually snapped and unleashed an arm from her stomach to bite a huge chunk of the chihuahua's stomach, causing the hellhound to scream. She then finished him off by crushing his head with her mouth, killing him. She then got up and dispensed some ice cream.
"Here's some ice cream!" she offered Stolas, but William snatched the ice cream and threw it away.
"ELIZABETH, YOU ARE GROUNDED!!! NOT ONLY WILL YOU BE BANNED FROM LEAVING THE PIZZA WORLD, BUT I AM ALSO GIVING YOU A PUNISHMENT DAY FOR YOUR INSANITY!!!"
"Daddy, no! I don't want a punishment day!" Circus Baby whined, but it was no use. William grabbed Circus Baby by the arm and dragged her out of the room and out of the palace to return to Circus Baby's Pizza World. Stolas could not believe what just happened. How in the world did sneak into the palace and kill Stella and the other two hellhounds while he and the chihuahua were gone? And how did William knew exactly where Elizabeth was? He will most likely never get the answers to how this work, but he was glad that the torture madness finally stopped, as he already had to endure two of these sessions, and who knew what they had in store for him this time around.
"I hope you all find some peace in the afterlife," Stolas sighed before leaving the room to get their bodies cleaned up.
Notes:
Part 2 here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/59700808
Chapter 211: Johan Liebert
Notes:
Requested by Hjuk-789. Not really familiar with the Monster anime all that much, so I apologize if Johan acts out of character.
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door suddenly opened, and in came what looked to be a blonde anime man. That man was none other than Johan Liebert, and he had his signature neutral look.
"So... this must be the supposed Selfless Hate Campaign, huh? For supposed sadists of hate and terror against the dark lord, I did not expect it to consist of a weak swan princess, an old wrinkly bastard, a long-haired metalhead that looks like a twink, and some try-hard watchdog. Are you Stolas is the pathetic man here?" Johan said in a polite tone, almost as if it were normal to be with this group who was about to commit rape.
"Seriously? You came here just to mock us? And how did you find out about what we've been doing to Stolass anyway?!" Stella confronted in an annoyed tone.
"Stella, videos of your torture sessions have gone viral from where I lived, and I wanted to pay a visit," Johan explained. "Can I please stay and watch what you all do to Stolas first hand? I think it would be interesting to see how you sadists commit your hate treatment against Stolas."
"You're not staying here, and you definitely don't need to be a witness of what we're gonna do to this fruity owl! Now fuck off and let us be!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"Oh dear... it looks like you all are going to be a bit difficult... very well then..."
Before anyone knew it, Johan would pull out a smoke grenade and set it off, covering the room in smoke. As the group coughed from the smoke, Stolas yelped as he was suddenly pulled away.
"HEY!!! BRING STOLAS BACK!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he tried to look for the owl. However, the chihuahua screamed in terror as a chainsaw was turned out and sliced him in half. Flashing lights strobed the room as it showed the brutal process of the chihuahua's death.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH THAT KID?!?!" the watchdog screamed in terror.
"SIR, YOU BETTER KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF OR ELSE STOLASS'S IMP IS GOING TO DIE BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella threatened. The Shar Pei suddenly felt himself be yanked away before he was impaled by a sharp iron pole. The watchdog couldn't take it anymore and tried to escape the room, but found the door was locked.
"LET ME OUT!!! I DON'T WANNA BE IN THIS SHITHOLE ANYMORE!!!" the watchdog begged, but it was no use. Acid was splashed on his face, and the watchdog screamed in horror as the acid melted his face and killed him.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO KILL MY HELLHOUNDS IN SUCH DISGUSTING WAYS!!! BRING STOLASS BACK RIGHT NOW AND LEAVE US ALONE!!!" Stella screeched. By this point, the smoke dissipated, but the corpses of the hellhounds were gone. Johan stood in front of Stella smiling.
"Well, it looks like you sadists aren't as strong as you seem. You only come at Stolas when he is weak and can't defend himself. When faced with someone with your powers... well... it's not looking good for any of you. And do you know why I consider all of this pointless? Because we all die one way or another. Even if I had no showed up to kill those poor excuses of hellhounds, they all would've met an end one way or another..."
After dropping a nihilistic look on life, he then offered Stella a bottle of whiskey. Stella screamed and charged at Johan, only for him to suddenly disappear before she can even touch him. A confused swan looked around the room to find Stolas on the bed, shaking.
"Where the fuck have you been?" Stella asked.
"Stella... go..."
"What do you mean-"
"GO!!!" Stolas screamed as he went into his feral mode. Stella yelped before running out of the room in terror. Once Stella was gone, Stolas returned to his normal form and sighed.
"I'm getting a restraining order... I'm done with her..." Stolas thought to himself before returning to bed.
Chapter 212: Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench
Notes:
Requested by Basil
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door busted down, and in came Katie Killjoy and Tom Trench, both anchors for 666 News. They had cameramen come in to record what they were doing live.
"Live at 666 News, Stella is about to have her husband Stolas tortured at the hands of hellhounds! How insane is that?!" Katie enthusiastically said as they recorded the shocked group.
"So, Stolas, how does it feel to be so weak, that you're allowing these lower demons to whoop your ass?" Tom teased as he held the microphone up to the owl.
"You have got to be kidding me! How did you all find out about this plan?! And why are you broadcasting it for all of Hell to see?!" Stella confronted.
"Well, Stella, there were leaks that showed your plan to hurt Stolas, and given his fallen reputation from the infidelity and divorce, we gotta see him get his ass kicked! Now please ignore us and go on with your plan," Katie said.
"Oh fuck no! That is not happening! You all need to leave right now, and let us do this in private!" the Shar Pei growled, but Tom laughed.
"Like you three would hurt us! I dare you to!"
Tom barely finished that when the watchdog punched him and knocked him down.
"WE CAN'T?!?! FUCK OFF!!! LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING NICELY!!!" the watchdog screamed, but then screamed in pain when Katie sprayed him with pepper spray.
"YOU DO NOT HURT TOM LIKE THAT, JERK!!!" Katie yelled. The other two hellhounds then attacked Katie, but she held them off by shoving them away and kicking them. Tom then got up and proceeded to come at Stella by tackling her and slapping her in the face.
"GET OFF OF ME!!! STOLASS, STOP THEM!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to get Tom off of her.
"Stella, I am still restrained by these stupid angelic cuffs! I can't do anything!" Stolas said. Katie then went up to Stolas and released him from the cuffs.
"Alright, Stolas, now actually be a powerful demon for once and attack them!" Katie grinned.
"Stolas, we swear to fuck if you-"
Unfortunately for them, Stolas did not listen to the threat, and he proceeded to go into feral mode and slash the hellhounds.
"STOLAS, NO!!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THOSE HELLHOUNDS?!?!" Stella screeched in terror as she had no choice but to watch the whole thing go down. Once all three hellhounds were killed, Stolas returned to his normal mode and glared at Stella.
"Stella, I am fucking done with your shenanigans! Going forward, you will no longer be allowed to be close to me, Blitzo, or even Via! And if you try and hurt me again, then you're next!"
Stolas then pulled out a restraining order and made Stella sign it. Once she did, Stolas teleported her out of his palace and back to Andrealphus's place. Once the portal closed, he turned to the news anchors.
"Thank fuck you finally stood up to yourself for once, Stolas! For a second, I thought your wife was right about you being pathetic!" Katie joked, but Stolas only sighed.
"Katie, as much as I appreciate you and Tom for intervening in time, I don't want you all to think I'm weak for not fighting back. I didn't want to hurt Stella, even if she hurt me, because she is a mother at the end of the day. I didn't want Octavia to think both of her parents are abusive nutjobs."
"Well you know what else should take my nuts? Katie!" Tom flirted.
"TOM, I AM DONE WITH YOUR FLIRTING ANTICS!!!" Katie screamed before kicking Tom in the ass and chasing him, with the camera crew following them, having not said a word. Stolas then left the room to retrieve his phone, where he was getting a call from Blitzo.
"STOLAS, WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCHED?!?! YOUR WIFE WANTED YOU TORTURED?!?! WHY?!?! WAS SHE ALWAYS LIKE THIS?!?!" Blitzo screamed so loud on the phone, Stolas had to pull away from the phone.
"Blitzy, darling, please calm down! I will explain everything..." Stolas sighed.
Chapter 213: Little Brown Bear
Notes:
While you're here, I'd also recommend checking out my own fanfic surround Little Brown Bear, which I'm pretty sure if the first fanfic of The Adventures of Little Brown Bear done on AO3. https://archiveofourown.info/works/59751553
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the room, they all gasped at who was inside. There was Little Brown Bear from The Adventures of Little Brown Bear, and he was seen painting the walls with his paws.
"EXCUSE ME?! WHAT IN THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO MY ROOM?!?!" Stolas screamed. Little Brown Bear stopped what he was doing and turned around.
"Can't you see, Stolas? I'm repainting the walls! They're going to be green now!" Little Brown Bear said, not catching onto Stolas's disapproval. The hellhounds couldn't help but laugh.
"Kid, you're not gonna repaint the entire walls with your paws! That is so ridiculous!" the watchdog laughed.
"I agree! Now come on, kid. You need to leave this room at once. We are about to do something very important here," Stella said.
"No! I'm not finished yet!" Little Brown Bear protested.
"Dude, we're serious. We got some shit to do here, so go paint elsewhere!" the chihuahua firmly said.
"You're so horrible! Really horrible!" Little Brown Bear yelled out.
"Oh really? You think that's gonna affect us?" the Shar Pei crossed his arms at that pathetic threat.
"YOU'RE SO MEAN, YOU'RE SO MEAN, YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!" Little Brown Bear threw a tantrum. Stella, by this point, had had enough.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, KID?!?! FUCK YOU!!! TAKE THIS!!!"
Stella then ran up to Little Brown Bear and proceeded to slap him in the face. Little Bear stopped his anger, but it quickly moved to sadness, and he cried.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HOW DARE YOU SLAP ME IN THE FACE?!?! YOU'RE SO HORRIBLE!!! REALLY HORRIBLE!!! YOU'RE SO MEAN, YOU'RE SO MEAN, YOU'RE SO MEAN!!!"
Little Bear proceeded to repeat "You're so horrible" and "You're so mean" like a broken record as he threw a massive tantrum. During this tantrum, he knocked down the bookshelf and ripped up the books, making Stolas upset at the destruction.
"THAT'S IT, KID!!! YOU GOTTA GO!!!" the watchdog screamed as he and the hellhounds charged at him. But when they tried to gram Little Bear, he screamed so loud, the hellhounds flew across the room, and the windows were shattered. He then rushed to the bed and jumped on it.
"CATCH ME IF YOU CAN!!!" Little Bear mocked. Stella then ran up to Little Bear to catch him, only for him to hit her with the pillow. Stella snatched the pillow and ripped it up out of anger.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU ARE THE WORST KID EVER!!! EVEN WORSE THAN THAT BALD CANADIAN FUCK CAILLOU!!! YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO LEAVE THIS ROOM AND LET US BE, OR ELSE I WILL KILL STOLASS'S BURN VICTIM OF AN IMP!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Mommy Bear and Daddy Bear barged into the room.
"Little Bear! What are you doing?! Why are you in a Goetian mansion? And why are you jumping on their bed?" Mommy Bear asked.
"Mommy, this stupid swan slapped me in the face, and those doggies tried to hurt me!" Little Bear whined.
"YOU ALL DID WHAT?!?! YOU DON'T HURT OUR SON!!!" Daddy Bear screamed before both parents teamed up to beat up Stella and the hellhounds.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! DID I DRINK TOO MUCH?!?!" Stolas screamed as he left the room in terror. By the time Mommy and Daddy Bear stopped their assault, Stella and the hellhounds were injured.
"Fuck you... your son deserved to get slapped..." Stella groaned.
"No he didn't! Apologize to him right now!" Mommy Bear insisted. However, the hellhounds proceeded to shove the parents away before they ran out of the room and out of the palace. They couldn't torture Stolas in this state. Once the group was gone, Little Bear went up to his parents.
"I'm sorry, but I thought it would be nice to repaint Stolas's room, but then that crazy swan and those doggies attacked me," Little Bear said.
"Little Bear, we do not repaint people's room without asking. You need to apologize to Stolas," Daddy Bear said. Little Bear nodded and went to find Stolas. They found him smashing up the alcohol in the house.
"Stolas! What are you doing?" Mommy Bear asked.
"I am getting rid of the alcohol and going sober! I am clearly drunk and imagining all of this shit! I mean, how the FUCK, does this little bear stop Stella from hurting me?! HOW?!"
"Stolas, our son needs to apologize for-"
"I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR SON'S FUCKING APOLOGY!!!" Stolas screamed in their faces, "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I WANT YOU ALL GONE!!!"
Stolas then portalled the family back to their house and closed it quickly before they can say or do anything else. Once the bear family were gone, Stolas took a long sigh as he processed everything that had transpired. At that point, Octavia arrived.
"Dad, why is there smashed up alcohol in the kitchen?" Octavia asked.
"It's a long story, Via. Now let's go watch a movie," Stolas simply said before leading his daughter to the living room to watch a movie to get his mind off the insanity.
Chapter 214: Stolas Turns into a Sound Effect Machine
Notes:
This was inspired by "Childish dad misbehaves at six flags and gets banned", where Dave screamed out so many stupid sound effects during his tantrum on the roller coaster. You can check it out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMxU3lxjgBs
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It took some time for Stolas to realize he had hinted Blitz that this wasn’t his first panic attack, but the imp hadn’t brought it up, so… Either he didn’t notice, or he didn’t care. Both were fine with the owl. He was still afraid Blitz’s help has been motivated mainly by practical aspects, but it had truly felt nice, to have someone beside him in those moments, despite the added rush of stress it first caused him.
Now, barely two days later, it was time to prepare for their second self-defense lesson! Even better, Octavia was still there until the start of next week because of her mother’s schedule, which was all better in Stolas’ eyes, and not just because it kept Stella away. Maybe he would be able to not see her at all this week? It went well until now, and he hadn’t even particularly tried hard to avoid her.
At least, the gear Blitz had suggested him to defend or train during the lessons had arrived, a bit later than expected but still in time, so Stolas wasn’t complaining.
It would be an evening without his daughter, but he wouldn’t be alone anyway thanks to the imp, so he didn’t mind too much. Plus, Via was going to some festival to see a concert with Loona, and it felt nice to see these two were getting along even more now. Stolas had even heard Via speak about Loona’s friends, saying they were nice and she’d see them again today.
To Stolas’ dismay, Via wasn’t mastering the portals without the grimoire yet enough to be able to take herself and Loona there, but the owl still made sure the both of them had a safe transportation there, since Blitz would be using the van to come to the palace later, after work. He could have used the crystal, but he seemed to prefer leaving it at the office and not use it for other purposes, and he refused Stolas’ offer to portal him. As for the girls, they had feared loosing the gem not so long ago and therefore didn’t want to risk it in a place full of people.
The prince had made sure to renew the spell on his daughter, and even placed one on Loona and the imp couple from IMP, just in case. With everything happening, it felt safer that way, until he could start his moves, but that would have to wait for next week.
But right now, he had some catch up to do on his work. Not that he could avoid all his tasks even with Via here, but he hadn’t been too busy these past few weeks and hoped it would remain that way, for he had a lot on his mind. Yet, there was still a bare minimum to be done, so he settled on it, asking for refreshments to his staff soon after he got started, to make sure he wouldn’t wander off if he was to go to the kitchen by himself. He… May have been a bit too easygoing this week, and it wasn’t a habit he should take, not when the next one was threateningly close by.
Still, once said bare minimum was done, he was quick to abandon his study to go to the room he had dedicated to their self-defense lessons. His staff was told to put the gear received there, but he hadn’t unpacked yet, and he had to admit, he wanted to do so before Blitz’s arrival, because as much as he loved to chat with his imp, he also knew he probably wouldn’t be as well physically for their next training, so better take some advance on the hiding blades in clothes part so they could focus on the other aspects Blitz had been interested about last time.
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up. But before either of them can speak up, Stolas did something completely unexpected...
"NEW SUPER MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBEEPMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!"
Yep, that's right. Stolas took this time to scream out the infamous Super Microwave Brothers sound effect, which was so loud it made the ground shake. It was bad enough that Stolas had to endure torture at the hands of hellhounds, but the mere idea of Striker hurting him again is what caused him to snap.
"STOLASS, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?! WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A MICROWAVE?!?!" Stella tried to yell over the sound effect, but to no avail.
"JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, BIRDIE, KNOCK IT OFF OR THIS TORTURE WILL BE WORSE THAN ANYTHING YOU'VE EVER EXPEREINCED!!!"
But not even that threat would work. If anything, it only made Stolas even worse with his sound effects. He barely stopped the microwave sound when he did another one, this time a tornado siren.
"WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
Next, a police siren.
"WEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOOWEEWOO!!!"
Then, a Super Saiyan.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
That Super Saiyan in particular led to both Stella and Striker being flown out of the area, as well as the windows shattering and many of the furniture and even somehow destroying the weapons. As Stella and Striker struggled to get back in the room, Stolas kept going by doing a Tom and Jerry sound effect.
"OW-WAH-HO HO HO HO HO!!!"
And then to add in more to the insanity, Stolas did a lawnmower sound.
"CRACK!!! CRACK CRACK CRACK!!! WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIR!!!"
"STOLASS, IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE RETARDED SOUND EFFECT, THEN YOU CAN KISS THAT IMP OF YOURS GOODBYE!!!" Stella threatened as she tried to pull out her phone, but got jumpscared when Stolas did a fire alarm sound.
"BEEP!!! BEEP!!! BEEP!!!"
"MY GOODNESS, STELLA, HOW THE HELL DID YOU SURVIVE 17 YEARS WITH HIS INSANE ASS?!?!" Striker yelled over the fire alarm.
"DON'T ASK!!! OF ALL OF MY YEARS OF KNOWING STOLASS, I WOULD'VE NEVER EXPECTED HIM TO ACT LIKE THIS!!!" Stella responded. Believe it or not, Stolas still kept it up by making money sounds.
"OOH OHH AAH AHH!!!"
Then, another Tom and Jerry sound effect.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
And to top it all off, the loudest orgasm ever.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRR HA HA HA HA HA!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! THAT IS IT!!! I AM DONE!!! I AM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! STOLAS, YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TORTURE YOU?!?! YOU GOT YOUR WISH, BUDDY!!! BECAUSE I'M LEAVING!!!" Striker screamed before he left the room, at this point done with these antics.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I AM LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!!! CLEARLY, THESE TORTURES HAVE MADE YOU FUCKING MAD!!! I HOPE YOU DIE ALONE!!!" Stella screamed also before also leaving and never coming back. Stolas stopped his sound effects and was shocked at what just happened. He couldn't believe that he did all of these sound effects, and didn't knew that his voice box can produce such accurate screams and sirens. Perhaps this could be caused from the stress and anxiety surrounding the previous tortures, as well as seeing Striker, that caused Stolas to snap.
"Well... hopefully, Blitzo will be okay with doing the self defense lesson...?" Stolas thought to himself before leaving, wondering how to replace the broken weapons before he got here.
Chapter 215: Wolverine
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
"If you're not thanking me, then we're gonna have problems!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and lo and behold, it was Wolverine, yellow suit and everything.
"Wolverine?! How did you get in here?!" the Shar Pei asked.
"Don't worry about how I got in here! I wanted to go to hell to see if they have some powerups to help me take down Lady Deathstrike, and what do I see? Some psychos trying to hurt Stolas for the hell of it! That's not cool! You need to release him from those cuffs and leave the palace right now!"
Stella couldn't believe what she was hearing. Why is Wolverine of all people butting in and trying to dictate her and the hellhounds what to do? Despite his threat, Stella refused to give in.
"No! We are not releasing Stolas because he has embarrassed me and this family for far too long with that imp of his, and it's time I finally take back control! Now how about YOU leave?!" Stella hissed. However, Wolverine just shook his head.
"So you want to do this the hard way?" Wolverine exclaimed as he pulled out his claws.
"Oh, how cute..." the chihuahua sarcastically said, not bothered by the claws. "Those things aren't real. You're not gonna do shit to us!"
Unfortunately, he made a big mistake underestimating Wolverine, and he stabbed him in the heart with his claws, killing him.
"SHAY, NO!!!" the watchdog screamed, "YOU'RE NOT GONNA GET AWAY WITH THIS!!!"
The watchdog and Shar Pei then charged at Wolverine, but he dodged their attacks and sliced their backs. He then maneuvered and used a welding stick to stitch both the Shar Pei and watchdog together in a painful way.
"OW!!! LET US GO RIGHT NOW!!!" the Shar Pei begged as they struggled to get out of the stitch morph.
"Sure thing!"
Wolverine then used his claws to slice them, which caused both hellhounds to shriek in agony as they lost a lot of blood.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!!! WOLVERINE, BECAUSE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING, I'M KILLING STOLASS'S IMP!!!" Stella screamed before pulling out her phone. However, before she can send the signal, Wolverine amputated her arm, leading to Stella to shriek in pain. He then crushed the phone with his boots, breaking it. As the remaining three howled out in pain, Wolverine released Stolas from the cuffs.
"Stella, you and your band of misfits are to get out of here right now! You have all outstayed your welcome!" Stolas glared. However, by this point, both the Shar Pei and watchdog had died from blood loss. Stella then grabbed her amputated arm and ran out of the palace as fast as she can, with the hopes to get her arm stitched back up. Once the swan princess was gone, Stolas turned to Wolverine.
"Thank you for your help, sir, but I don't understand why you'd care so much about me. This is the first time we've met after all."
"I know, Stolas, but as someone who's been through a lot of trauma before I became Wolverine, I can't stand to see people be hurt by those who are supposed to love them. I don't know the full story about you and the imp Stella was talking about, but I think it's for the better that you're with him instead. What's his name?"
"His name is Blitzo. Though he is, um... much to handle at times, he truly is a remarkable demon who does care for others, even with his tragic past. I hope that in the next full moon, I can finally confess my love for him, give him the Asmodean crystal, and see if he'll return my feelings."
As both the owl and wolverine talk, the latter got a better understanding of how Stolas truly was, and wished for him to finally move on to a better life after Stella. Stolas then gave him directions to the power up store before Wolverine left.
"Now I gotta clean up these bodies, and hopefully Via won't freak out at the possibility of her mother having one less arm," Stolas said before leaving the room to find some cleaners.
Chapter 216: PaRappa the Rapper
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a beat started to play. At first, they were confused, but then they turned around and gasped at who was in the room. It was PaRappa the Rapper, a rapping dog who was popular in the early Playstation days.
"Stop right there! Hurting Stolas is not cool, but rather awful! How about I challenge you guys to a rapping battle?" PaRappa offered.
"Oh hell no! I'm not about to be stopped by a fucking rapping dog! You need to leave this room at once, because it is none of your business what we do to Stolass!" Stella exclaimed.
"Nah, fuck that. I'll accept his offer. I'll destroy him in the rapping battle, and then we can move on!" the Shar Pei said. Being from the hood, the Shar Pei knew how to rap, and was determined to destroy PaRappa.
So PaRappa, you think you so tough?
Are you sure Sunny's not cheating on you with another?
You're rapping's so old, it's stuck in the 90s!
And I've seen better outfits from my mother!
You don't got no rhyme, you don't got no reason
You probably think neon's still cool
I can turn your arms into a pretzel
Now do everyone a favor, and fuck off in a pool!
Stella and the hellhounds were impressed with the Shar Pei's rapping, and thought that would be it with PaRappa. However, PaRappa had one trick up his sleeve, and that was his intense method of rapping.
Okay, Mr. Wrinkle, you better listen up!
Hurting owls for the lulz is not what's up!
You lost your own family from an Extermination
And you use that as an excuse for a lack of education
Unlike you, I'm backed up by real friends
And not fake friends that aren't even cleansed
So how about you and your swan screw off?
Because as far as I'm concerned, you just got flew off!
This brutal verse from PaRappa was so bad, it caused the Shar Pei to scream in agony as he was set on fire. Yeah, that's right, the roast literally roasted him. The chihuahua hellhound was able to find a nearby fire extinguisher to put out the fire, but unfortunately for him, it was too late, as he had died.
"GOD DAMN!!! YOU ROASTED HIM SO HARD, HE GOT BURNED TO TOAST!!!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"That's right! And I will do the same to you guys if you don't leave!" PaRappa threatened. The other two hellhounds decided to follow his command, and they released Stolas from the blessed cuffs before running off in fear.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU HAD NO BUSINESS ROASTING ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS TO DEATH!!!" Stella screamed, "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M DONE WITH THESE GAMES!!! I'M KILLING THAT FUCKING IMP FOR YOUR RECKLESSNESS!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Stolas suddenly opened up a portal to Andrealphus's palace under her and she fell. As she fell, Stolas was able to take her phone and smashed it before throwing it in the portal and closing it.
"Thank fuck you came just in time! Who knows what her lackeys would've done had you not showed up!" Stolas thanked.
"No problem, Stolas! And remember, if she tries to harm you again, I will bring Lammy to destroy her as well!" PaRappa said before leaving. Of all of the things that could've happened tonight, he never thought that not only will Stella try and torture him for the hell of it, but also be rescued by a rapping dog from an old PS1 game of all things. Despite the insanity, he was glad to be spared from being assaulted, and hoped that Stella will finally leave him alone for once.
"Now I gotta continue focusing on Via," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 217: Femur Breaker
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Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
The chihuahua had barely finished his sentence when all of a sudden, a portal spawned beneath them, and both Stolas and the chihuahua screamed as they fell down tubes that took them out of the palace and into a room. When they both hit the floor, they both struggled to get up as their eyes adjusted to the dark.
"What the hell?! Stolas, where the fuck did you took us?!" the chihuahua accused.
"No, I didn't take you here! How would I have been able to do this anyway? I didn't use any magic, as you clearly saw!"
Just then, the light came out, and it turned out that Stolas and the chihuahua were in a control center. There was a glass window that showed a different room, but it was dark.
"Greetings, Stolas and Shay," a voice from an intercom introduced, "Welcome to the SCP. Recently, we have been alerted that Stella and her associates have been torturing Stolas for her own gain. The last session in particular led to Stolas being sexually assaulted at the hands of hellhounds while Stella watched. Due to this, we have decided that we needed to give Stella a proper punishment for her crimes, provided she has received no karma thus far. While we won't kill Stella, at the same time, we need to ensure that she will not be a bother to Stolas going forward.
"Oh you gotta be kidding me!" Shay yelled, "Don't you, like, contain monsters and study them? Why the FUCK do you care what we do to Stolas to begin with? And what about Marcos and Dess, huh? Where are they?"
"Marcos and Dess attempted to stop us when we tried to bring them in, leading to us to take fatal measures. But that is besides the point. It is time we show you all where Stella is and what we will do to her."
The light to the other room turned on, and they saw Stella waking up and adjusting to the light. She was strapped onto a metal bed, and there was an hydraulic press hovered over her left thigh.
"Is anyone out there? Hello? Please let me go! LET ME THE FUCK GO!!! I HAVE SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO TO MY HELLHOUNDS!!!! PLEASE!!!"
Stolas and Shay were shocked to see Stella in such a state, and were especially scared at what the contraption was going to do to her. Before they knew it, however, the hydraulic press then turned on and proceeded to move closer to her thigh, then pressed on it until...
*SNAP!*
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The hydraulic press broke Stella's left femur, and caused Stella to scream the loudest she's ever screamed. Even with the window, both the owl and chihuahua had to cover their ears from Stella's ear-piercing agonized shrieks. After some more agonized shrieks, Stella was then reduced to hysterical crying from the pain.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ASSHOLES?!?! WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU BREAK HER FEMUR?!?! DO YOU REALIZE SHE CAN'T WALK FOR MONTHS NOW?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as Stolas cried from Stella's painful state. Even with everything she put him through, he didn't want Stella hurt.
"Shay, this pain accounts for all the pain Stolas had to endure during the torture sessions. With this broken femur, she has paid off all the pain she had put Stolas through, and thus her karma is complete. You three will now be sent back to the palace. If we catch wind of anymore assault from Stolas, we may subject you to further punishments. Have a nice day."
With this, Stolas, Stella, and Shay were thrown to portals that took them back to the palace. However, Stella curled into a fetal position and cried from her broken femur, and Shay bend down to comfort the swan princess. Stolas decided that he was going to try and heal Stella, so he lifted her up to the bed and used his healing magic on it. Because he had been practicing it well, he was able to get her femur healed in a few minutes.
"Stella, I hope that this is a lesson learned in trying to have me tortured and even raped. You are lucky that the SCP didn't killed anymore of your goons or even yourself, and you should also be lucky I am giving you enough mercy to heal your femur after years of abuse. Please promise me you'll stop hurting me..."
Stella didn't say anything, but nodded. She then called off the snipers before leaving, by this point, officially ending the torture sessions. Stolas then glared to the chihuahua.
"I suggest you leave as well before I ensure you never walk again..."
Shay didn't need to be told twice, and ran out of the room as well. Stolas never would've imagined that the Femur Breaker of all things will be what it took to finally end to torture madness, and he had no idea how exactly Marcos and Dess died trying to stop them. Nevertheless, he was glad Stella finally got some karma for what she had done, and hoped that she won't mess with him ever again.
"I need to clear my head..." Stolas said before leaving the room to have a self-care day to himself.
Chapter 218: Oscar from Shark Tale
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
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“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to come next week.”
Just as Stella said that, however, the door suddenly busted down, and in came Oscar from the Dreamworks movie Shark Tale. And he was doing karate while yelling out nonsense.
"WHAT THE HELL?!?! DUDE, STOP!!!" the watchdog screamed before Oscar hit him, and then both the black fish and watchdog screamed at each other. It was certainly quite an unusual sight that made Stolas confused. Stella, on the other hand, was greatly annoyed at this.
"WILL YOU DICKHEADS KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF?!?!" Stella shrieked, ending the screaming match, "Sir, you need to leave right this instant! We were about to do something important!"
"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to introduce myself!" Oscar chuckled nervously, "I'm Oscar, also known as the Sharkslayer! I came by to see what Stolas was doing, and it looks like he's restrained! Girl, were you going to save him from this hellhound?"
"Um... yeah..." Stella lied as she scratched the back of her head, "I was going to rescue my husband-"
"WELL LET ME HELP!" Oscar gleed before he proceeded to get into a fight with the watchdog. Though Oscar wasn't as muscular as the watchdog, he was able to fight him just as equally hard.
"This is getting ridiculous! I would've never imagined a horrible CGI fish who sounds like Will Smith would interrupt this torture session!" Stolas exclaimed. This caused Oscar to stop fighting and gasped.
"Torture?! What is wrong with you people?!" Oscar asked, disturbed from this revelation.
"You know what? We're fucking done here! Oscar, if you do not leave the room right this instant, then I'm killing Angie!"
Stella then pulled out her phone to show the snipers pointing their guns at Angie. How Stella was able to get the snipers to move from hell to the ocean was anyone's guess, but Oscar knew he wasn't going to let that slide. Then, in a shocking moment that was reminiscent of the 94th Academy Awards, Oscar would walk up to Stella and slap her in the face, much like how Will Smith slapped Chris Rock.
"Oh-ho-ho, wow! Wow! The fucking Will Smith fish just smacked the shit out of me!" Stella yelled as she rubbed her cheek from the slap. It certainly stung.
"Keep Angie's name out your fucking mouth!" Oscar yelled.
"Wow, dude!"
"Yes!"
"All I did was threaten snipers on her!"
"Keep... Angie's name... out your FUCKING... MOUTH!!!"
At this point, the watchdog had enough. He suddenly grabbed Oscar and spun him until he let go, launching Oscar to crash out of the window. However, what he didn't account for was that Oscar would maneuver his way back into the room and use his body to shoot through him like a massive bullet. The watchdog screamed in agony as his body ruptured from the launch before dying.
"WOAH! That was unexpected!" Stolas exclaimed. Oscar then went up to Stolas and released him from the cuffs.
"Now, Stella, I suggest you call off those snipers and leave or else I'll do the same to you!" Oscar threatened as he got his launch prepped up. Stella could only sigh before calling off the snipers and leaving the room, disappointed that her reign in terror came to an end.
"Well, Oscar, I will say that you were quite the help. I didn't think you would slap her like Will Smith did to Chris Rock!"
"Well, be glad that she wasn't Marty from the Madagascar movies, or I would've REALLY let her have it! Take care, Stolas, and remember to stay old school!"
Oscar then opened up a portal back to the ocean and left. Overall, Stolas was impressed with how much help the black fish was in saving him from anymore torture, especially with the watchdog having him all to himself. He wasn't sure about the other two, but he suspect that Oscar will also handle them if they try and hurt him again.
"Well, with Stella gone, I can continue fixing my plants that these idiots smashed up," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 219: Striker's Disgusting Accident
Notes:
If Striker thought he was going to get away from having a disgusting accident from Chapter 40, he better think again >:)
Warning for scat, diaper soiling, and shaming. I recommend skipping this chapter if you're not comfortable reading this type of stuff.
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
But before anyone can go anywhere, something unexpected happened. Striker ended up farting, and it was a rather loud one.
"EW, STRIKER!" Stella screamed as she ran away from him as Stolas couldn't help but chuckle. "YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WARNED ME!"
"I'm sorry, m'am, I didn't expect that! And quit laughing, birdie!"
Striker barely finished that sentence when something unexpected happen. Not only did he fart again, but the group heard something nasty. It turned out that Striker was soiling himself.
"WOW, STRIKER!!! YOU'RE ACTUALLY SHITTING YOURSELF?!?! OH MY GOODNESS, THIS IS INSANE!!!" Stolas ended up laughing his ass off at this while Stella covered her nose from the nasty smell. Striker, meanwhile, looked extremely embarrassed.
"HOLY SHIT!!! LITERALLY!!! I SHOULD'VE NEVER ATE BURRITOS BEFORE I CAME HERE!!!" Striker screamed as he struggled not to cry from the humiliation. He ended up running to the nearest bathroom and shut the door.
"Stolass, that was extremely rude of you to laugh at Striker when he shat himself! It's disrespectful and unnecessary!" Stella scolded.
"And what about torturing me at the hands of hellhounds and now Striker, huh? You think that's any better?" Stolas rhetorically asked. "And besides, Striker deserves to be embarrassed for what he did to me! You know what? Fuck it! I'm unlocking the door and seeing what he's doing!"
Before Stella can object, Stolas used his magic to unlock the door and opened it. What both Goetians didn't expect, however, was seeing Striker put on a diaper.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! IT GETS EVEN BETTER!!!" Stolas screamed before he collapsed laughing like a hyena.
"STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!! I HAVE TO PUT ON A DIAPER BECAUSE I KEEP SHITTING!!! M'AM, CAN'T YOU SLAP STOLAS SILLY OR SOMETHING?!?! I'M GOING TO CRY IF HE KEEPS IT UP!!!"
Stella nodded and tried to slap Stolas, but he dodged it and shoved her down on the ground. He then snatched her phone and snapped it in half.
"Okay, you assholes, you have both outstayed your welcome!" Stolas exclaimed, "Stella, you and your lackeys are forbidden from being near me, Octavia, and especially Blitzo! And I will kill those snipers and I will even go as far as to expose you for being an abuser and sadist psychopath to the public if you dare violate the restraining order! And that goes for you too, Striker! And if you so much as to try and hurt me or anyone I love again, then I will ensure you never walk again to put it lightly..."
This threat scared Striker so much, he ended up pooping in his diaper as well. But he didn't care, as he ended up running out of the palace, got on Bombproof, and hauled ass out of the property, not caring that he was still wearing his shitty diaper. Stella also ran as fast as she could to the limo and drove away as well. Once both the swan and cowboy were gone, Stolas sprayed the areas that stunk as he got the staff to clean up a bit of the shit that fell down on the floor.
"I can't believe all of that happened! Well, I sure hope Stella doesn't bother me again..." Stolas said before he went to go clear his head.
Chapter 220: Tenet
Summary:
Requested by Vlyu
Basically, I try and recreate the reversal/inverted effect in the movie.
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But upon entering the room, both the owl and chihuahua were shocked at what they were seeing. Not only was Stella and the other two hellhounds not there, but there looked to be blood on the floor. The scene looked like an aftermath of torture, only the victim wasn't present.
"What the... where is the gang? And where did this blood come from?" the chihuahua asked as he inspected the blood, still fresh.
"Look, if this is some sort of stupid attempt to try and attack me by surprise, then I'm not falling for it! Tell me where Stella and your other furry friends are at right now!" Stolas insisted as he crossed his arms.
"Bro, if we were going to do a surprise attack, it would've happened by now. Plus, I have no idea where this blood came from! I swear, if you did something to them while I was trying to find your fruity ass..."
Just then, three people walked into the room. It was Stella and the other two hellhounds.
"Oh thank fuck you all are here! Now come on, close the door and let's get this-"
“I’ll take that as a thanks. Well, see you soon!”
Both Stolas and the chihuahua looked confused at that out of context sentence that Stella said.
"Excuse me? Stella, come on, we need to download that tracking app on his phone and then-"
“Oh, you’re conscious! Technically, you passed out before I said it was over, but since you fainted after the hit and not directly because of it, I’ll still earn you that warning shot. Ain’t I too generous? I hope you won’t waste it stupidly!”
Okay, now this was getting weird. Stella looked down as if she were inspecting someone, then she backed away, and the watchdog hellhound made a motion to kick someone.
"Hello?! Stella, what kind of sick game is this?" Stolas tried to get his attention, but failed. Stella ended up sitting down on the couch as it looked like the Shar Pei and watchdog were attacking someone. They also noticed that blood was jumping from the floor and disappearing in thin air. It was like the torture was happening in reverse.
"OKAY, YOU ALL NEED TO KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW!!!" the chihuahua screamed before he suddenly lunged at the Shar Pei and tackled him. This stopped the reversal torture that was happening.
"HEY! GET OFF OF ME!" the Shar Pei screamed before shoving the chihuahua away. "You were supposed to attack Stolas, not me!"
"Are you fucking serious right now? No more games! Stella, tell me what the fuck is going on right now!" the chihuahua demanded, but Stella scoffed.
"We're in the middle of torturing Stolass, silly. And why the fuck did he get out of his cuffs and is suddenly healed up?"
As if things couldn't get any stranger, another person came in. It was none other than the Protagonist from Tenet, who held the group at gunpoint.
"Alright, Stella, give it up! I traced your use of the Entropy, and I ask that you return it at once!" the Protagonist demanded.
"OH SHIT!" Stella gulped before she tried to use the Entropy to get him out of the room. But not only did the Protagonist resist it, but he also shot Stella, which caused her and the Shar Pei and watchdog to glitch out of the palace, never to be seen again. The Protagonist would retrieve the Entropy.
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?!?! I JUST CAME TO TORTURE STOLAS, AND THEN ALL OF THIS REVERSE BULLSHIT HAPPENED!!!" the chihuahua screamed, by this point on the brink of insanity.
"Okay, I will explain," the Protagonist began, "Basically, Stella was able to steal the Entropy from Priya for reasons that I'm not sure. It looks like she also affected the other two hellhounds and was trying to experiment with it, albeit not very well. Also, I'd like to remind you Stolas that I sent her and the other two hellhounds to a Universal Jail, where people who violate time and canon history go, just like Priya. Hopefully, I won't have to deal with anymore Entropy issues here."
With that, the Protagonist would leave, which ironically led to more questions than answers.
"You know what? Fuck this shit, I'm out! This is just too much for me. Stolas, I'm sorry for working with Stella to hurt you, alright? Just promise we'll put the past behind?"
Stolas did nodded, but when the chihuahua wasn't looking, Stolas got one of his larger plants to eat him alive.
"HA! GUESS WHO'S THE PATHETIC ONE NOW, IDIOT?!" Stolas laughed before he ran back to his study, glad the torture sessions were finally over.
Chapter 221: Lunchly
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon entering the room, the group was shocked to find that there were three unexpected people in the room already. It was none other than Logan Paul, KSI, and MrBeast. There was a table at the center that included Lunchables and Lunchlys.
"Check it out, guys! Stolas, Stella, and their bodyguards have came just in time to taste test our new product Lunchly!" Logan Paul exclaimed to the camera.
"That's right! It's a great honor to partner with the Ars Goetia to promote our brand and promote healthy eating to the public!" MrBeast added.
"Are you serious right now?!" Stella groaned, "How did you three get in here? And can't this wait? We have some important business to do in this room."
"It'll be really quick, Stella, we promise," KSI assured.
"Wait, Jimmy, why are you doing this shit when you're going through possibly the biggest YouTube controversy ever?" the chihuahua asked, "I mean, didn't you get exposed for knowingly hiring a sex offender-"
"Let's start by eating a Lunchable!" MrBeast interrupted, not even acknowledging the allegation. The group sighed before they eventually allowed them to try out the Lunchable. They tried three different lunchables: a nacho chip one, a cracker with cheese and ham, and a make your own pizza.
"These processed foods taste awful! I can't believe Stolass fed our daughter this once!" Stella retched upon eating the Lunchable.
"Stella, Via liked eating Lunchables, and I always made sure to balance them out with some more healthy options," Stolas argued as he made his pizza. While he would admit that the Lunchables could've been better, at least it was better than enduring torture for Stella's own amusement.
"Actually, I have to side with Stella on this. That salsa is super watery, and the chips themselves taste really bland," the Shar Pei added.
"Yeah, I'm not eating this shit no more!" the watchdog stated before throwing the Lunchable away.
"Well, if you five are looking for something better to eat, try our Lunchly!" Logan said before handing the group the Lunchlys. Like the Lunchables, there were three different sets: Fiesta Nachos, Turkey Stack 'Ems, and The Pizza.
"As you can see, each Lunchly comes with a PRIME bottle and a Feastables bar!" MrBeast ecstatically said as the group opened their Lunchlys, "Also, compared to Lunchables, Lunchlys contain less calories, less sugars, and with PRIME, you can get up to 400 mg of electrolytes compared to just 55 mg from the Caprisuns in Lunchables."
"And I'm assuming it's the correct electrolytes that help hydrate you, right? After all, not all electrolytes are created equal," the watchdog asked. None of the men answered that, however, and were instead more focused on the others eating the Lunchly.
"Well, I guess it is better tasting than the Lunchables, but don't children need energy to stay awake during school?" Stolas asked. "After all, this is clearly meant to be for kids, and if my daughter needed lunch for school, I think she's better off eating something else besides these make your own lunch meals.
"Who said we were marketing towards kids? These are meant to be for everyone!" KSI insisted, not even mentioning the fact that no adult would be caught dead eating a Lunchly.
"Besides, check out the cheese in the nachos," Logan said as he dipped a nacho chip in the cheese, "Look at how smooth and texturized the cheese is. I like my cheese drippy, bruh!"
"God, I can't believe Gen Alpha is going to grow up eating these shitty Lunchlys while watching the Hawk Tuah podcast and listening to KSI's 'Thick of It!'" the chihuahua groaned as he ate the pizza.
"So, guys, what did you all think?" MrBeast asked.
"It was fucking horrible as well! Maybe even worse than the Lunchables!" Stella yelled, "Hell, there was even mold in the turkey!"
"Wait, WHAT?!" KSI exclaimed as he looked at the moldy turkey, "My goodness, we're so sorry about this. We thought we got fresh ones! It's okay, Stella, I'll hook you up with a new one."
But before KSI can give Stella a new batch, the swan ended up screaming before flipping the table.
"THAT IS IT!!! YOU THREE TAKE YOUR SHITTY MEALS AND FUCK OFF!!! LIKE I SAID, WE HAD SOME BUSINESS TO ATTEND TO!!!"
And just when things couldn't get any worse, Dogpack404 suddenly barged in the room. Okay, what the fuck? I thought this was about Lunchlys!
"Shut up, narrator!" Dogpack scolded at me before glaring at Jimmy, "Well well well... you really thought blocking me on Twitter was going to stop me? I'd love to see you try and ignore me face-to-face!"
"Dawson, I fired you due to your erratic behavior during your trial period, and now you're spreading false allegations against me to ruin my reputation and brand over it! I don't need to respond to you because some of your claims are ridiculous! Like, why would I deliberately torture Jake Weddle? He willingly agreed to do the challenge, and if he was uncomfortable with continuing at any point, he had the option to leave!"
"That doesn't matter. If someone is desperate to earn money due to personal struggles, they will do whatever is possible to earn it, even if it affects their wellbeing. Also, are we just going to ignore the 'No Does Not Mean No' mindset your company had?"
"Hey! You need to leave our friend alone!" Logan butted in, "He did nothing wrong!"
"Says the guy who filmed a dead body, laughed about it, and got off with a slap of the wrist solely cause you were making YouTube big bucks!" Dogpack retorted, "Jimmy, working with such controversial figures such as Logan Paul and KSI to crap out a terrible food product for kids to get fat over is already dumb in of itself, but it's even dumber when you do it right in the middle of this drama where you have yet to make any public statements about the serious allegations. And one more thing, because you think the Ars Goetia is 'cool,' let me show you what Stella was originally going to plan to do to Stolas, and spoiler alert, it's not very pretty!"
Dawson then showed the group screenshots of Stella and her goons planning on the torture session with Stolas, as well as hiring snipers to stalk Blitzo and snipe him should Stolas resist. He even played Stella's threat to Stolas right before they arrived at the room. How Dawson got that audio is anyone's guess, but all three men were appalled.
"I can't believe this! Stella, why would you want Stolas tortured at the hands of these dogs?!" KSI confronted.
"Because Stolas is a pathetic fucking man who deserves to get hurt after all the shit he put me and this family through with his burn victim of an imp! Now I'm not going to ask you all again! GET THE FUCK OUT!!!"
By this point, Stolas had enough. He suddenly went feral mode and screamed at Stella and the hellhound's faces before shredding the hellhounds to death.
"YO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M SEEING!!!" Logan screamed as he recorded the massacre.
"Wow! Who knew Stolas can go crazy! He should be in my next video!" Jimmy gleed, not affected by the killing.
"Where did I go wrong in life...?" Dawson whispered. By the time Stolas was done, all three hellhounds were shredded beyond recognition.
"You have five seconds to leave or you will die like them..."
Stella gulped before running out of the room. Needless to say, she was never going to fuck with Stolas again.
"Well, Stolas, I am mighty impressed with how you killed the hellhounds! That was so crazy! How would like to be in my next video?"
"NO!!!" Stolas yelled. "As a matter of fact, you four need to get out right now! You have all outstayed your welcome!"
Before any of them could object, Stolas opened up a portal and sent them all back to Hell. When it closed, Stolas took a deep sigh at what had just transpired. What would've been a terrible torture session ended up with a Lunchly taste test before Dogpack404 came in to confront Jimmy directly. While he supposed the three men had good intentions with the product, he personally thought they could've went at it better, especially with their controversies. He then turned to the bloodied mess, and realized he needed to clean it up before Octavia's arrival.
"I just hope Stella leaves me alone for once..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 222: Andrealphus's Poopy Disaster
Notes:
What the fuck is wrong with me...
Warning: Contains scat and humiliation, on top of dying from said shit
Chapter Text
Still, he managed to get started on his plants, trusting his muscle memory as the alcohol reinforced the fog in his mind. It didn’t help his pondering abilities at all, but at least the less pleasant sides were being silenced too. By the time the bottle was empty and he was almost done, he could almost say he was feeling relaxed… Almost.
So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the portal.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
She sighed, shaking her head in dramatic disappointment, and Stolas had to remind himself he wasn’t supposed to react. He couldn’t afford to make matters worse, he had to focus the little energy he had left into this single, simple goal: not make things worse. For Blitz’s sake. Because the imp was at least trying, even if he didn’t know how dangerous that single action was. If Stolas had tried half as hard, maybe it would already be over, and he wouldn’t be at their mercy…
“So, tell me, what’s the most effective? I’m sure you have noticed some… Methods worked better than others, don’t you?”
Stella scoffed with a wide hand movement.
“Oh, really, even that is complicated with him! What seem to affect him the most barely makes him more compliant… I don’t know what to do with him anymore!”
“Please do enlighten me, it’s still a good st-”
Andrealphus was interrupted when he suddenly let out a HUGE fart. This was so loud and huge, that Stella screamed as she jumped out of her chair and ran in the opposite direction. Even the watchdog had to pull Stolas back as he nearly vomited from the fart.
"WOW, ANDREALPHUS! YOU COULD'VE AT LEAST WARNED US!" Stella screamed.
"YEAH! WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DROP SUCH A DISGUSTING NUKE?!" the watchdog added.
"Guys, I swear to King Paimon that that was not expected! It must've been the tea!" Andrealphus insisted before he discarded his tea cup by chucking it out the window. "Now come on, Stella. Sit back down and tell me what you've been doing to him."
"Fuck no! I can still smell it from here!" Stella groaned as she covered her nose. "We will not continue this until you spray this entire fucking area and-"
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!*
What happened next shocked everyone. Not only did Andrealphus cut more cheese, but he also felt something disgusting slip out of his butt. As it turned out, he was shitting himself, and a huge bulge of shit can be seen bulging out of his clothes. Upon seeing this, the watchdog hellhound immediately threw up as the other two hellhounds gagged from such a nasty, embarrassing scene. Stolas, on the other hand, ended up laughing.
"OH MY GOODNESS! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FUCKING SHAT YOURSELF LIKE A BABY!" Stolas giggled loudly, "DOES BABY ANDY NEED HIS DIAPER CHANGED?!"
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!! YOU DO NOT HUMILIATE MY BROTHER LIKE THIS!!!" Stella scolded as Andrealphus groaned as more shit plopped out of his ass. He waddled out of the room to the nearest restroom as plops of shit fell on the floor, leaving a trail of shit behind.
"WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!?! I WOULD'VE NEVER IMAGINED YOUR BROTHER WOULD'VE CRAPPED HIMSELF LIKE THIS!!!" the chihuahua yelled.
"I agree! I don't know what the hell was in that tea that made him explode in his pants, but that was nasty!" the Shar Pei added.
"Guys, I don't what the fuck that was about, but we cannot continue until I ensure that Andrealphus is okay. We need to follow him and see if he needs to go to a hospital or something," Stella simply said, trying her damn hardest not to gag from the overpowering smell of feces in the room.
"Well, can I at least go somewhere else?" Stolas asked.
"No, especially after being disrespectful!" the watchdog growled before picking up Stolas and carried him out of the room. The group would follow the trail of shit to Andrealphus's bedroom and his private bathroom. Stella knocked on the door.
"Andrealphus, are you okay?"
Stella was only answered with another loud fart followed by Andrealphus groaning loudly.
"Sis, call an ambulance right now! I am dying!" Andrealphus cried out as the group can still hear him shitting even with the door closed.
"Bro, at this point, this is clearly way more than just the tea! I think you've either ate too much or you ate some poisoned food that makes you shit your guts out! Do you recall eating anything weird?" the chihuahua asked.
"No I do- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Andrealphus screamed in agony as he felt his ass be torn apart from the massive shit. Stella couldn't take this anymore, and she busted down the door and gasped at what they witnessed.
The entire bathroom floor was flooded with shit, and when Stella opened the door, the shit water flowed out of the bathroom and into the room. As for Andrealphus, he was holding onto the toilet for dear life as shit overflowed and stained the entirety of his lower body. Stolas was glad he wasn't stepping on the ground, as Stella and the hellhounds got their legs covered in shit.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE MOST DISGUSTING THING TO EVER HAPPEN TO A GOETIAN!!!" Stella screamed in terror, "ANDREALPHUS, YOU NEED TO GET YOUR SHITTY ASS OFF THE TOILET AND PORTAL TO A HOSPITAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!"
She had barely finished her sentence that Andrealphus screamed the loudest he ever had before his entire body exploded in a shitty bomb. Literally. The entire bathroom imploded from the shit-covered explosion as the group was blown away from the impact. Stolas in particular felt the angelic cuffs explode, for what not a lot of people know is that demonic shit can actually overpower angelic restraints. As Stolas got up, he gasped upon realizing that he was covered in Andrealphus's shit. The same can be said to Stella and the hellhounds, and they were not happy to say the least.
"HOLY SHIT!!! MY CLOHTES HAVE BEEN FUCKED UP!!!" the chihuahua gagged upon seeing himself covered in filth. Stella vomited as she cried.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! MY BROTHER DIED FROM SHITTING TOO MUCH!!! AND RIGHT WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO TORTURE STOLASS'S SCRAWNY BUTT TOO!!!" Stella cried. "THIS IS THE WORST DAY EVER!!!"
At this point, Stolas decided enough was enough. While the group was distracted from their nasty surprise, he snuck away to the room and open a portal back to his room. There, Blitzo, his employees, and Asmodeus and Fizzarolli were there waiting, and they gasped at seeing the owl covered in filth.
"GOD DAMN, STOLAS! WHY ARE YOU COVERED IN SHIT?! AND WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU DOING IN ANDREALPHUS'S PALACE?!" Blitzo demanded.
"Oh Blitzo... everyone... please give me some time to clean myself up... I'll tell you all everything afterwards..." Stolas simply said before retreating to the bathroom to clean himself up.
Chapter 223: Griffmass
Notes:
Context for who Griffmass is: https://www.youtube.com/@Griffmassyt
Basically, he trolls the fuck out of little kids on Among Us VR. I thought it would be funny if his pranks will stop the torture session.
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
She had barely finished her sentence that the infamous Music Box from Five Night's at Freddy's began to play. Everyone was confused at first, but when they turned around, they gasped at who it was. It was none other than Griffmass, who is infamous for trolling kids on Among Us VR. And he was in the imposter skin.
"YOU WANNA RAPE STOLAS?!?! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!"
Griffmass's screaming shook everyone, and Stella was especially terrified that she was going to be killed.
"OH SHIT!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Stella before grabbing the nude owl and running out of the room. The hellhounds followed her as Griffmass proceeded to chase them as he screamed.
"GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
"DUDE, SHUT UP!!! YOU'RE SCREAMING IS SO ANNOYIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING!!!" the Shar Pei yelled back.
"NEVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!"
"FOR FUCK'S SAKE, BRO, GO BACK TO TERRORIZING BABIES AT AMONG US VR!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he tried to slow Griffmass down by throwing objects at him, but failed.
"STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP RUNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING FROM MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
"STOP SCREAMING!!! ALL OF YOU!!! FUCKING STOP SCREAMING!!! YOU ARE ALL GIVING ME A HEADACHE!!!" Stolas shrieked out of annoyance and anger. He wished he still was restrained from the handcuffs, as he would've put an end to this chasing madness by now. Eventually, they came across a red button, and Stella pressed it for an emergency meeting. They then transported to the meeting room, where other players from Among Us VR were there.
"EVERYONE VOTE GRIFFMASS OUT!!! HE IS THE IMPOSTER FOR RUINING OUR WOULD-BE RAPE SESSION AND TRYING TO FUCKING KILL US!!!" Stella screamed.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT'S STELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AND THE HELLHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS!!!"
"IT'S NOT US, IT'S YOU!!! DON'T YOU DARE VOTE US OUT!!!" the watchdog screamed back.
"IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT'S STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS!!!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!" Stella shrieked the loudest she ever had. It was so loud, the windows immediately shattered, and it also caused the blessed cuffs on Stolas to break and release him. But no one saw this, as they were too busy screaming at each other like rabid hyenas.
"STELLA AND THE HELLHOUNDS ARE SUSSY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!"
"WE'RE NOT GOING TO TELL YOU ALL AGAIN!!! VOTE GRIFFMASS OUT FOR BEING AN ABSOLUTE PSYCHOPATH!!!" the Shar Pei begged.
"VOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOTE OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUT STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD HHHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTS!!!"
By this point, the players made up their mind. They all voted Stella and the hellhounds out. The group screamed as they got kicked out of the ship and sent out to space, never to be seen again.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU ABUSERS GET!!!" Griffmass mocked.
"Oh my goodness! I can't believe you somehow convinced everyone to vote Stella and her lackeys out! How did you do it?" Stolas asked.
"It's about outscreaming them and getting them too mad to think critically," Griffmass explained, "Plus, it's about time they got a taste of their own medicine for hurting you so much. Take care now!"
Griffmass then sent Stolas back to his room, leaving him unharmed. Stolas was in absolute shock of everything that had transpired. One minute, he was about to be sexually assaulted by the hellhounds, and the next, Griffmass barged in and ruin their atrocious plans. Despite having a headache from their screams, he was glad Griffmass came in just in time to finally put an end to this madness.
"I'm going to bed. I deserve some rest after everything..." Stolas yawned before going back to bed.
Chapter 224: Bread Boys
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Context: https://www.youtube.com/@BreadBoys
Also, warning for suggestive photo of Stella 👀
Chapter Text
Father: So how was school?
Son: School was great, I passed my exam, and I finally got a girlfriend!
Father: No way!
Son: Yes way!
Father: You actually have a girlfriend!
Son: Yeah, I do.
Father: May I see her?
Son: Sure. I'll show you a picture right now.
[Son pulls out his phone, enters his camera roll, and pulls out a suggestive photo of Stella.]
Son: As you can see, she's very pretty, and I think you'll like her...
[Father grabs phone and looks at the photo. Right away, he drops his fork.]
Son: Dad, you dropped your fork.
[Father then shakes as he takes off his glasses.]
Father: NO SON OF MINE IS GOING TO BE A SIMP FOR A BITCH!!!
[Father then pulls out a shotgun and loads it.]
Son: NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before Stolas can be placed in handcuffs, the door suddenly exploded, and in came a man in a Crusaders outfit. That would be the dad from the Bread Boys's skits, and he had his shotgun with him.
"STELLA!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! I HAD TO KILL MY SON BECAUSE HE WAS DATING YOU, AND NOW I SEE YOU ARE ABOUT TO TORTURE STOLAS?!?!" he screamed.
"Wait, WHAT?! YOU KILLED MY BOYFRIEND?!" Stella said out of shock. "YOU WANNA TALK ABOUT WHAT'S WRONG WITH ME, WHAT ABOUT YOU, HUH?!?! KILLING YOUR OWN SON OVER WHO HE DATES!!!"
"NO SON OF MINE WILL DATE A BITCH!!!" he screamed before shooting the Shar Pei in the face with the shotgun, killing him instantly.
"OH FUCK NO!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" the chihuahua yelled before he and watchdog ran out of the room, not wanting to die.
"Hold on now! Let's all calm down now..." Stolas tried to maintain the peace. "Sir, you are aware that Octavia needs a mother, no matter how bad she is, and if you kill her now, then she will hate you, and she'll probably come at me and Blitzo, alright? Now please put down the shotgun and let's be mature about this, okay?"
"Hmmm... let me think..."
Just then, he whiplashed Stella with the shotgun and then used his sword to impale her, killing her.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!" Stolas screamed as he quickly ran to Stella's corpse, "I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL HER!!!"
"Sorry, Stolas, but she had it coming," the father shrugged before he turned to leave. However, he was stopped by Octavia. She saw what he did, and she was not happy to put it lightly...
"YOU WANNA KILL MY MOTHER?!?! TAKE THIS!!!" she shrieked before going feral mode and shredding him to a million pieces. Stolas was shocked at this brutality, as he had never seen her this mad before. Once Octavia was done with the killing, she quickly returned to her normal form and cried as she collapsed on her body and cried. Stolas could only consoled her as Octavia wept for her fallen mother. Even if Stella was an abusive monster, Octavia still held some love towards her, even if it wasn't as strong as her father's.
"Dad... what happened?" Octavia wept. Stolas, sighed, as he realized he got some explaining to do.
Chapter 225: Minerva Mink Deaded by e254e
Notes:
Based off an actual comic by the same name. Look up at your own risk...
Warning for gore and forced suicide
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they arrived at the bedroom, however, the group gasped at what they were seeing. There was a nude Minerva Mink, standing on a chair and her hands bonded. A noose was tied to her neck. She was shaking and on the verge of tears.
"What the fuck, Stolass?! Why is she tied up like this?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Stella, I swear on our daughter that I do not know this woman, nor do I know how she got in in this state!" Stolas insisted.
"Bruh, you really are a sick fuck, eh? No wonder Stella hired us to torture your crazy ass!" the chihuahua said. Just then, another person came in. It was a female skunk from the infamous e254e artwork, and she had something behind her back.
"Please... Please... don't do this..." Minerva begged as the skunk looked at her.
"Hello, idiots!" the watchdog barked. "Don't just ignore us! We have some important business to do in this room, so can you please take this-"
*STAB!*
The skunk suddenly stabbed Minerva before slicing her stomach. Minerva screamed in terror as she felt herself get disemboweled.
"ENOUGH!!! YOU NEED TO LEAVE HER ALONE RIGHT NOW!!!" Stolas screamed before he tried to attack the female skunk. However, she used an angelic shield to block his attack.
"No... you are all going to watch this!" she proclaimed.
"GIRL, YOU NEED TO KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW!!! WHY DO YOU GOTTA KILL HER IN THIS ROOM OF ALL PLACES?!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"Because I hate Minerva Mink with a burning passion, that's what! And it's time she finally gets off this forsaken planet!"
The skunk then kicked the chair beneath her, leading to Minerva to be hanging from the noose. Minerva gasped and cried as she fought against the noose and tried to catch some air, but failed. The group, meanwhile, looked disturbed at such an intense killing.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WE JUST WANTED TO TORTURE STOLAS, NOT WITNESS A MURDER!!!" the chihuahua yelled while the Shar Pei vomited at such a sight.
"LISTEN UP, YOU PSYCHO!!! YOU ARE TO GET MINERVA DOWN THERE AND LET STOLASS HEAL HER RIGHT THIS INSTANT!!! AND IF YOU DON'T, THEN WE WILL INCLUDE YOU IN THE TORTURE, YOU SADISTIC CUNT!!!" Stella threatened.
"And what does that make you, Ms. I Love Seeing Stolas Hurt?" Stolas asked. Before Stella could answer, she gasped when she witnessed something even more shocking. The skunk proceeded to insert a knife in her vagina, masturbating with it and bleeding while she watched Minerva struggle to live.
"Die... die... yes, die!"
"THAT!!! IS!!! IT!!! STOLAS, STELLA, YOU BOTH NEED TO HELP US STOP HER BEFORE SHE KILLS MINERVA!!!" the watchdog screamed. Stolas, Stella, and the hellhounds all teamed up to try and get rid of the angelic shield and stop the madness. But no matter how hard they fought, the shield would not go down. As Minerva's eyes rolled back, the skunk got even more excited.
"Die...!"
"NO!!!"
"DIE...!"
"I SWEAR TO FUCKING LUCIFER IF YOU DO THIS..."
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
A loud scream emerged from the skunk as she cummed, right around the time Minerva peed. The five had no choice but to watch this intense orgasm/death scene occurred. When the skunk finally finished cumming, she pulled out the bloodied knife and lied down, as Minerva's body slumped down. She had died from asphyxiation and disembowelment.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! WE'RE DONE!!! WE'RE NOT GOING TO BE DOING THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! THANKS TO THIS CRAZY SKUNK BITCH, WE ARE NOW TRUMATIZED!!! STELLA, GO FIND SOME OTHER HELLHOUNDS TO FUCK UP STOLASS, BECAUSE WE'RE NOT AVAILABLE!!!"
With this, all three hellhounds ran out of the room crying. Upon seeing them run away, Stella screamed so loudly, the windows shattered.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT JUST HAPPENED!!! SINCE YOU KILLED MINERVA AND RUINED MY PLANS, I'M GOING TO KILL STOLASS'S IMP NOW FOR YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!"
But before Stella can send the signal, the bloodied knife went through her phone, stabbing it and ruining it. Upon seeing the skunk glare at her, Stella didn't want to be next in her killing, and ran out of the room as well.
"Let this be a lesson, Stolas: When someone tries to hurt you, I will come and show them was real hurt is like," the skunk simply said before she grabbed her knife out of the phone and left. Stolas could not believe what just happened. He never thought that witnessing such a traumatic event would be enough to stop Stella and her goons from hurting him. However, he now had to deal with disposing Minerva's body. He carefully removed the noose and lied her body down. He was able to stitch up the slice and put on a pink robe on her for decency. Once Minerva was presentable. He portalled her body to a funeral home where she can be honorably buried.
"I hope you find some peace in the afterlife," Stolas gave his final words to her before returning back to the palace.
Chapter 226: Joseph Christopher Read
Notes:
Context: https://goanimate.fandom.com/wiki/Joseph_Read
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
"They're Cocomelon toys, silly!"
The three turned to who said that, and were shocked to see who it was. There stood Joseph Read, an infamous person in the GoAnimate community due to his childish antics and fan of nursery rhyme shows like Cocomelon and other baby shows. As if it weren't crazy enough, it turned out that the weapons were actually replaced with said Cocomelon toys.
"Hey! Kid, who are you, and what did you do to the weapons?" Stolas asked.
"My name is Joseph Read, and I like baby shows like Cocomelon, Bluey, Super Simple Songs, Toy Monster, Baby Shark, Wonder Pets, and more! How about we all watch Cocomelon on my iPad and sing the songs together because Cocomelon is my favorite show of all time!" he said excitingly as he pulled out his tablet.
"No, kid!" Stella groaned as Striker facepalmed. "First of all, you are way too old to be watching Cocomelon and all of those other shows. They are for babies, toddlers, preschoolers, and kindergarteners. And what did you do to the weapons Stolass had? You need to bring those back, and then you need to leave at once, because we had some business to attend to."
"Oh come on! Stella, I promise you that Cocomelon is awesome!" Joseph tried to persuade. "No one is too old to watch it. I've seen grown adults watch it all the time. You can be a kid at heart, and I know you and Stolas need some relaxation because of your hard work at the Ars Goetia. Striker can also join in if he behaves!"
"Kid, you are seriously acting like Childish Dad right now!" Striker exclaimed. "No adult would be caught dead watching those baby shows, and you need to watch shows that are more appropriate for your age like Spongebob. But it doesn't matter, because we're not having this debate with you. Like ma'am said, you need to leave and let us do what we need to do, and then you can come back and bother Stolas."
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease! I want you all to watch Cocomelon with me!" Joseph begged.
"NO! NOW GET OUT OR ELSE WE'LL MAKE YOU!"
What happened next would shock the three. Joseph collapsed on the floor and proceeded to throw a tantrum.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! I WANT TO WATCH COCOMELON!!! LET ME WATCH COCOMELON RIGHT NOW, YOU ENTITLED KARENS!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!"
The demons couldn't believe what they were witnessing. They never expected someone Joseph's age to throw a tantrum like a little kid. Stolas, not wanting Stella to flip her shit, tried to reason with him.
"Joseph, please stop crying! If you stop crying now, we'll all watch Cocomelon with you!" Stolas offered.
"NO, STOLASS!!! HE DOES NOT DESERVE COCOMELON AFTER INTERRUPTING US!!! HE WANTS TO CALL US ENTITLED KARENS, WHEN IN REALITY, HE THROWS TANTRUMS WHEN THINGS DON'T GO HIS WAY!!!" Stella screamed.
"I agree with ma'am! As a matter of fact, I'm destroying his iPad!" Striker said before he grabbed Joseph's iPad and smashed it.
"NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DESTROY MY IPAD YOU ENTITLED KAREN?!?! BUY ME A NEW ONE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL SUE YOU IN COURT!!!" Joseph screamed and cried.
"I AM NOT BUYING YOU SHIT, BOY!!!" Striker screamed in his face. "NOW YOU HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO FUCK OFF OR ELSE I WILL HOGTIE YOU AND STAB YOU WITH MY ANGELIC KNIFE THE SAME WAY I DID TO STOLAS WHEN I KIDNAPPED HIM!!!"
Joseph then proceeded to do Childish Dad's infamous motorcycle cry, only in higher pitch. Stella and Striker ended up covering their ears from the deafening shriek, and even the windows ended up shattering from the loud scream.
"HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! SOME RANDOM PERSON IS THREATENING TO TAKE AWAY ALL OF MY ELECTRONIC DEVICES!!! HELP!!! HELP!!! HELP!!!"
"THAT IS IT!!! BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, I AM KILLING STOLASS'S STUPID BURN VICTIM OF AN IMP!!! FUCK THE WARNING SHOT!!!"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! YOU ASK FOR IT!!! I WILL SEND AN AIR STRIKE ON BOMBPROOF AND YOUR LIMO!!!" Joseph screamed before he ran outside.
"OH SHIT! HE'S GONNA KILL BOMBPROOF! STOLAS, IF YOU DON'T WANT ME TO TORTURE YOUR THICK ASS, THEN I SUGGEST YOU STOP THAT BIG FUCKING BABY!" Striker commanded. Stolas nodded as he and the swan and cowboy imp ran to Joseph to try and stop him. At this point, an attack helicopter came into the area with bombs.
"Okay, Joseph! Tell me when to send the bombs!" the pilot asked.
"NOW!!!" Joseph screamed. The helicopter deployed the bombs, and proceeded to land on Bombproof and Stella's limo. Seeing how both were in close proximity, it led to a huge explosion in the driveway of the palace. It was a miracle that the palace wasn't damaged from the explosion. When the smoke cleared, both Bombproof and the limo were nothing but ashes. When Stella and Striker saw this, they both snapped. They both went into feral mode and let Joseph have it.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! OHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH!!! JOSEPH CHRISTOPHER READ!!! WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU DON'T EVER SEND AIR STRIKES TO BOMBPROOF AND THE LIMO!!! I LOVED THAT LIMO, AND STRIKER HAD BOMBPROOF FOR AS LONG AS HE CAN REMMEBER!!! NOW THANKS TO YOU, OUR FAVORITE TRANSPORTATION IS GONE, AND STRIKER WILL BE GRIEVING FOR A LONG TIME NOW BECAUSE HE PRACTICALLY LOST HIS BEST FRIEND!!! THAT IS SO IT!!! WE ARE CALLING THE COPS ON YOUR CHILDISH ASS, AND WE WILL ENSURE YOU GET THE MAXIMUN PENALTY FOR YOUR EXTREME ACT OF TERRORISM!!! AND WE WILL ALSO ENSURE THAT COCOMELON AND OTHER SIMILAR NURSERY RHYME SHOWS ARE FOREVER BANNED IN HELL SO THAT YOU CAN'T WATCH THEM WHILE YOU'RE IMPRISONED HERE!!!"
Stella then called the Ars Goetia Police to arrest Joseph. Joseph tried to leave, but Striker tackled him down and restrained him until the police arrived, ignoring his cries. When the police arrived, they went to place Joseph in handcuffs.
"You are under arrest for sending an air strike on Goetian property, as well as destruction of property and animal death," one of the officers read the charges.
"HEY!!! PUT ME DOWN THIS INSTANT, YOU ENTITLED CATHERINE!!! I DO NOT DESERVE TO BE TREATED LIKE THIS!!!" Joseph screamed as he tried to resist arrest.
"STOP IT! JUST STOP IT!" Stolas said in a manner similar to Childish Dad's wife. "You've done enough!"
The three then watched as Joseph was forced into the patrol car before it drove off. They were silent for a bit until Striker broke it by finally letting out his pent up emotions. He collapsed on the ground as he wept for his fallen horse. Stella knelt down to comfort him.
"Bombproof... he's gone... why did Joseph do that...?" Striker wept as Stella hugged him.
"I'm so sorry, Striker... you did not deserve to lose him in that manner..." Stella agreed as she soothed Striker.
"Okay, um... I'm just going to go back into the palace now..." Stolas awkwardly said as he began to go inside. Surprisingly, neither Stella nor Striker tried to stop him, as it was clear that they were in no mood to continue this torture session. If anything, Stella was seriously considering ending them altogether, as she didn't think she can go as planned given these unexpected circumstances. Once Stolas entered the palace, he took a big sigh.
"I need to find the weapons, and hopefully once Stella and her mingy stray are gone and Blitzo shows up, we can continue the defense lesson," Stolas said as he went to look for the weapons.
Chapter 227: An Apple Sleep Experiment
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Context: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/390375/an-apple-sleep-experiment
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/544959/another-apple-sleep-experiment
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Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
Stolas gripped the corner of the book he was reading, and forced himself to relax as he closed it to stand up and follow the hellhound, once again the chihuahua like.
He wasn’t ready for this. He wasn’t, but he also knew he didn’t have a choice. Once they left, if he wasn’t in a too bad shape, maybe he’d be able to start thinking of a plan again, it was wiser to do so after their daily visit, and he was really hoping she would never start coming twice in the day.
His leg still hurt, but he was able to walk without giving anything away. The chihuahua was small compared to him, so even if he was walking fast, Stolas could easily follow at a slower pace. At least there was silence and no more taunting for now, but the owl knew it wouldn’t last. The more time passed, the more Stella’s goons became talkative, some more than others. The chihuahua was definitely the worst in that regard.
They took confidence too. This time he was behind, like if he was trusted to follow without making a fuss. Stolas was frustrated to admit he was doing exactly that, because they both knew what would happen if he didn’t. The hound was sometimes turning an ear behind, probably to make sure he was still there, but that was a-
*CRASH!*
Suddenly, a crash could be heard from the hall. This sudden noise caused both the owl and chihuahua to jump out of fear.
"What was that?!" Stolas exclaimed, his already high stress getting worse.
"That's probably nothing," the chihuahua shrugged. "Now come on, Stolas, we don't have time to-"
"Continue torturing him?"
Both turned to who said that, and gasped at who was standing there. There was what looked to be Applejack from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. However, this Applejack looked... creepy. Her hair and fur were messy and there was stained blood on them, her skin looked pale, her body jagged from broken bones that didn't set right. But most disturbingly was a look of craze and darkness, that of an insane killer. It turned out that this was the Applejack from the Apple Sleep Experiment universe, where she drunk a sleepless potion from Twilight that caused her to go crazy and kill ponies. What she was doing in hell was beyond anyone, but it was clear that Applejack was out for blood. But not after speaking to Stolas, of course...
"Well look what the chihuahua dragged in! Stolas, you are supposedly a high and mighty demon who can turn demons into stone with a glare, shapeshift into a feral being, and can even control the stars in the galaxy! And yet, despite all of this, you choose to forfeit your powers and allow a swan bitch and some pathetic mutts to hurt you for their pleasure? And where has this led you, huh? Beaten to no end, your mental health down the fucking drain, and of course... that night..."
In an instant, Applejack somehow pulled out a magic portal that showed a flashback to that infamous night where Stella took the torture sessions to a new level of insanity as the hellhounds proceeded to rape him. Stolas shut his eyes tight as tears began to drop down, having recount this awful night. The chihuahua was also shocked, but more so how a pony like Applejack can show past events.
"Aw, what's the matter, Stolas? Feeling ashamed of yourself? Should be. A Goetian like you being raped at the hands of dirty, disgusting hellhounds, and even allowing your own daughter to befriend their kind-"
"STOP!" Stolas shouted, his expression now that of anger. "Leave my daughter out of this! I cannot fight back whatsoever because she is Via's mother, and she will kill Blitzy!"
However, this caused Applejack to laugh.
"And that's your excuse? What motherly role model Stella is, doing all of this shit to her father behind her back! And what the fuck is stopping you from killing the snipers when she's not here, huh? You don't fucking think for shit! You're just like Fluttershy: A coward. A pathetic, fucking coward..."
Being called a coward was the last thing Stolas needed to be called. As far as he was concerned, he was just trying to manage a shitty situation. But the more he thought about it, the more he thought that what Applejack was saying was true, not helped by his declining mental health with this torture madness. The chihuahua, on the other hand, was getting impatient.
"Alright, bro, we get it. Stolas is a coward for not standing up to us, even after everything we've done to him. Now can you please fuck off already? Stella and the gang is probably worried about us by now..."
The chihuahua then grabbed Stolas's hand and tried to walk away, but Applejack suddenly moved past them and blocked their path.
"Nuh uh. Can't run away this time..." Applejack warned as she glared at the two. "It's time you got a taste of your own medicine, you fucking Nazi larper..."
"Oh, is that what it's about, huh? Me being a hellhound nationalist and an NSBM fan?!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he pointed to his Nokturnal Mortum shirt he was wearing. "I knew it! I knew you had it against me! Well if you wanna go, bitch, then we can fucking go!"
The chihuahua then pulled out his knife and went to stab Applejack. However, she quickly dodged the attack before disappearing. Both looked around for the pony, only to find that Applejack was now welding a shovel.
"Didn't your mother ever tell you not to bring a shovel to a knife-"
The chihuahua was suddenly interrupted when the shovel suddenly slit his throat, causing the hellhound to gasp as he collapsed to the floor. Stolas tried to get to the chihuahua to try and heal him, only for Applejack to shove him away.
"You stay back! It's time that fucker got a taste of his own medicine!" Applejack sneered before she brought the sharp shovel down on his throat so hard, it decapitated him, killing him.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST SAW!!!" Stolas screamed. "Look, I don't care what you do to the other hellhounds, but please don't kill Stella!" This caused Applejack to laugh yet again.
"It's amazing how you still want to protect Stella even after all the torture she's put you through, huh? How about this? You have 20- no, 30 seconds to get her out of the palace. And if not, then she can rot in hell like the rest of them... 1... 2..."
Stolas didn't waste time before making a dash towards the only room he knew she was in: His bedroom. He kicked down the door to find Stella and other two hellhounds in the room, but they were clearly irritated.
"Well look who finally fucking showed up!" Stella exclaimed, her arms crossed.
"Yeah! What the hell took you so long? And where the fuck is Shay?" the watchdog asked.
"There's no time to explain! Stella, you need to get out of the palace right now! There's a mad pony that's going to kill you if you don't leave!"
However, this got Stella to laugh, not taking his warning seriously.
"Wow, Stolass, that assault must've really took a toll on you, huh? Well, it doesn't matter anyway. Leave your phone he-"
Stella was interrupted when Stolas grabbed her arm forcefully and tried to drag her out of the room. As the other two hellhounds tried to stop him, a sharp shovel came shooting down the room and stabbed the Shar Pei right through his heart, killing him. When the group turned, they gasped at the sight of Applejack.
"Whoops. Bad aim," Applejack chuckled at her joke before levitating the shovel back to her. "Looks like you couldn't save her in time. Now it's time to do what you should've done years ago..."
"OH FUCK NO!!! YOU WILL NOT KILL STELLA!!!" the watchdog screamed before tackling Applejack and attacking her. Little did he knew that Applejack injected mercury poison right in his spinal cord. Being allergic to mercury, the watchdog screamed in terror as he felt paralyzed from the mercury poisoning his nerves. She then stomped his head to death.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS IN SUCH A HORRID MANNER!!!" Stella screamed in horror as Stolas covered his mouth at the carnage, "THAT IS IT!!! FOR BREAKING IN HERE AND RUINING MY PLANS, I'M KILLING STOLASS'S I-"
*BANG!*
Applejack suddenly pulled out a gun and shot Stella, which caused her body to fly across the room and crash onto the couch, the very couch where she would sit and watch Stolas be tortured. Her body snapped from landing at the couch, emitting a shriek from Stella.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas screamed as he rushed to the swan princess, and saw the blood oozing out of her. It didn't help that Stella was also paralyzed from the waist down, so even if she somehow survived this ordeal, she would never walk again. Applejack, on the other hand, just watched and smile as she watched from the doorway.
"Stella, please just hang on! You can make it!" Stolas encouraged as he attempted to heal her. But no healing magic he used worked, for the bullet she used contained an anti-healing magic and angelic poison that went through her blood vessels and was making her die quickly. Stolas stopped as Stella grabbed his arm and he looked at her, her eyes in a painful, sorrowful gaze.
"I'm sorry, Stolas... tell Via I love her..."
That was the last word Stella said before she closed her eyes and never opened them. She died. Stolas let out a high-pitched shriek as he cried, mourning for the loss of Stella. Despite everything she had put him through, he could never bring it in himself to hate Stella, for she was the one that gave birth to his Starfire, and for that, he was somewhat thankful for. As Stolas looked up, he saw that Applejack was gone, but now the walls were covered with blood. Blood that formed words...
Coward...
Pathetic...
Useless...
Worthless...
STOLAS FOUND TO HAVE SLAYED PRINCESS STELLA AND HELLHOUNDS
This morning, tragedy struck at the palace of the now disgraced Goetian Stolas when it was found that Princess Stella alongside Marcos Rubin, Shay Cross, and Dess Nothern were found to have been killed in the palace. It is unknown at this time what Stella and the hellhounds were doing at the palace, but when the police arrived in the palace after getting a call of concern over screams and needing to perform a wellness check, Stolas was found naked and laughing hysterically while smearing words like "Coward," "Pathetic," and "Worthless," on the walls with their blood. It took three men and some restraint magic to fully subdue Stolas and take him into custody. During interview, Stolas insisted that a pony named Applejack was responsible for their deaths. A toxicology report found that Stolas had taken an overdose on happy pills alongside an unknown substance, which was most likely causing an adverse effect on the owl demon by a lack of sleep as well as malnourishment. The Ars Goetia has yet to make a comment on this incident, and we will continue to update this story as it develops.
Chapter 228: TamatoaGamingDa
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egY4SYa5GEo
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"STELLA!!! DON'T YOU DARE HURT STOLAS, OR ELSE YOU WILL GET A SPANKING!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and couldn't believe who was standing there. It was TamatoaGamingDa, a former member of Super Origami Kingdom and Mami Tomoe lover. He was glaring at the group.
"SO, YOU THINK IT'S OKAY TO HAVE STOLAS CUFFED AND BEATEN FOR YOUR OWN SADIST AMUSEMENT?!?! WELL I GOT NEWS FOR YOU, BITCH, IT'S NOT!!! THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN SAUSAGE PARTY AND MODERN SML, AND YOU MAKE MARVIN LOOK GOOD!!! I DEMAND YOU RELEASE STOLAS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HIS PALACE RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE I WILL TAKE DRASTIC MEASURES!!!"
However, despite the threat, it led to Stella and the hellhounds laughing.
"Seriously? You think I'm gonna listen to some stupid crab cosplaying as Mario?" Stella giggled.
"Yeah, dude, and didn't you get exposed for grooming a minor?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I APOLOGIZED FOR IT!!!" TamatoaGamingDa clapped back. "THAT IS IT!!! I'M GOING TO SHOW YOU JERKS WHY WHAT YOU'RE DOING TO STOLAS IS ADULT HUMOR PENIS HELL!!!"
TamatoaGamingDa then grabbed the chihuahua hellhound and slammed him on the floor really hard. He then used his claws to snap off his arms and puncture his lungs, emitting screams from the chihuahua from the brutal assault. When the watchdog tried to stop him, TamatoaGamingDa proceeded to scream so loud, his skin was peeled off from the sonic blast and killed him. The chihuahua also died at that point from blood loss and lack of oxygen.
"STELLA, JUST LET ME GO RIGHT NOW!!! I DON'T WANT HIM TO KILL YOU ASWELL!!!" Stolas begged.
"Fuck no, Stolass! Marcos can still beat your ass! Now get him!"
You're a bitch, Mrs. Stella
You really like to hurt Stolas
You make Octavia wanna kill herself
And you make Blitzo hate himself even more
Mrs. Stelllllllllla!
YOU NEED TO LEAVE STOLAS ALONE BECAUSE HE DOES NOT DESERVE TO BE TORTURED!!!
You're even worse than Marvin!
Yep, just when things couldn't get anymore ridiculous, TamatoaGamingDa proceeded to sing a parody to "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch," just with the lyrics focusing on Stella and Marcos.
You're an old hag, Mr. Marcos
You need to lose some fucking weight
You're more wrinkly than a rhino
And your bandana makes you look gay
Mr. Marrrrrrrrrrrrcos!
YOU NEED TO BE SENT TO A OLD MAN'S HOME RIGHT NOW!!!
Because you're so fucking old!
"WOW! You have no business mocking me for being old, pal!" Marcos yelled.
"You know what?! We're fucking done here!" Stella shouted. "Since you wanted to barge in and ruin everything, I'm killing Stolass's imp right now!"
But before she can even pull out her phone, TamatoaGamingDa tackled Stella and Marcos and used angelic rope to tie them up. He then released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Okay, Stolas, now you need to send them to the 1993 Super Mario Bros movie because that movie is just as bad as Modern SML and not real Mario!" TamatoaGamingDa demanded. Stolas had no choice but to follow his command and open a portal to the movie's universe, sending the swan and Shar Pei there.
"NO!!! STOP!!! STOLAS, I'M SO SORRY FOR TRYING TO HAVE YOU TORTURED!!! PLEASE DON'T DO THIS!!!"
"No, Stella! It's time you finally got a taste of your own medicine!" Stolas glared before he closed the portal, leaving both Stella and Marcos to fend for themselves. Stolas will bring them back tomorrow, but he hoped that their time here will teach them not to mess with him again.
"Well, it looks like my work here is done!" TamatoaGamingDa said in excitement. "Next time that bitch tries to give you problems, give me and/or Mami Tomoe a call, and we'll handle it!"
TamatoaGamingDa then handed Stolas their business card before he left. Despite his unusual methods, Stolas was glad that TamatoaGamingDa was able to rescue him in time from the torture, even despite his controversial past. Stolas made a call to get the chihuahua and watchdog's bodies out of the palace as he went to finish his preparations for Octavia's visit.
"I just hope Stella is humbled from being in Super Mario Bros..." he thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 229: Arlene the Mecha
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Based off the fanfic "Mommy's Little Girl" by IllusionEvenstar: https://archiveofourown.info/works/12579320
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
"It's thank you, you silly goose!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were stunned at who was standing there. There was a little girl who had beautiful sparkling aquamarine eyes and her coffee-colored hair reached her waist. She had rosy cheeks and a brilliant smile, wearing a pink nightgown decorated with little cloth roses. That girl was Arlene, a mecha from the A.I. Artificial Intelligence world. How she got here was anyone's guess, but the group was confused at this.
"Um... hello, little one!" Stolas broke the awkward silence, "What is your name?"
"My name is Arlene, and I am looking for my Mama," Arlene explained. "Do any of you know where she is?"
"How the hell are we supposed to know?!" Stella blurted out rudely, "Now please leave, because if you couldn't tell, we were right in the middle of something."
"Can you say please?" Arlene smiled.
"HOW ABOUT YOU SAY 'FUCK OFF'?!?!" Stella screamed at her face.
"Stella! Don't yell at her!" the watchdog reprimanded.
"I don't give a fuck! I don't know who she thinks she is to barge in here and interrupt us, but I am not having it!"
She had barely finished her sentence that something unexpected happened. Arlene suddenly jumped up from behind Stella and slit her throat with a knife. Stella grabbed her throat and collapsed on the floor before quickly dying.
"STELLA, NO!!!" Stolas screamed as the hellhounds backed up from the sudden carnage. "WHY DID YOU KILLED HER?!?!"
"Mama says it's rude to talk back," Arlene said, acting like this was a completely normal thing.
"OH FUCK YOU, YOU STUPID BRAT!!! SINCE YOU WANNA KILL PRINCESS STELLA, WE'LL KILL YOU BACK!!!" the Shar Pei screamed before the hellhounds charged at the little mecha. However, despite Arlene's child size, she was far stronger than she seemed. She was able to duck and dodge their tackle attacks before throwing the knife at the Shar Pei's head, killing him. When the chihuahua tried to stab Arlene with his knife, Arlene would suddenly grab the arm that held the knife and twisted it so hard, it broke, causing the hellhound to scream and whimper. She then grabbed the knife and stabbed him in the eye, earning more shrieks. She then finished him off by slitting his throat as well, killing him.
"THAT IS IT!!! NO MORE GAMES!!!"
The watchdog tackled Arlene unexpectedly before pounding her face with his fists. Little did the watchdog knew that Arlene had one last trick up her sleeve. She covered her ears before emitting an ear-piercing scream that emitted a sound wave so loud and deafening, you’ll be killed in an instant. Before the watchdog knew it, he gasped before collapsing on the floor and dying, his ears bleeding. As for Stolas, however, he was actually able to survive the fatal sound wave as some earmuffs spawned just in time to shield his ears. It is unknown how that happened considering his magic was still restrained and as far as he was aware of, mechas didn't use any magic. Nonetheless, once the watchdog was dead, Arlene got up, fixed up her damaged face, then went up to Stolas to release him from the blessed cuffs and take off his earmuffs.
"Can you help me find my Mama?" Arlene asked innocently. Knowing how capable Arlene was, Stolas decided he was better off helping her find her Mama. By asking her what she looked like and digging around in the portals, he was able to reunite Arlene with her mother Isabella, the latter not questioning the dead bodies in his room. Once the portal closed, Stolas looked back at the carnage and sighed.
"I need to get this mess cleaned up before Via arrives..." Stolas said before he left the room.
Chapter 230: Rolando
Notes:
So... new Ghostfuckers episode went pretty hard, and I also liked the Rolando character too. Best to try him out in stopping the torture session.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon arriving at the room, though, the group was shocked at who was in the room. There stood what looked to be a human wearing a hotel manager uniform. That person turned out to be Rolando, an infester demon disguised as a manager for the One Star Wonder hotel. He gave the group a shit-eating grin.
"Well hello there, Stolas and Stella! Pleasure to meet you two nobles here!" Rolando smirked, not acknowledging the hellhounds.
"No shit it's us. Now can you please leave? We have some business to attend to in this room," Stella firmly said.
"Aw, what's the matter, Stella? Trying to torture your husband to ignore the shortcomings of yourself?"
Before anyone knew it, Rolando suddenly transformed into his true demon form before possessing Stolas. Stella gasped when she saw "Stolas" contort his body and laughed like a madman.
"So, Stella, you think it's okay to abuse and torture me? Just because you're just a low-level princess who was only ordered to breed a precautionary heir and nothing more? I only stayed just so Via can grow up with a normal family unlike us, but you took that opportunity to abuse me like you were fucking Amber Heard! And now you need some low-life hellhounds to hurt me because you're too lazy to do it yourself anymore. Is that what it's coming to now?"
As "Stolas" continue to berate Stella, the latter was starting to look very guilty. Rolando had a way of psychologically torturing people, and it was really getting to Stella, as no one had called her out on her shit like this.
"THAT IS ENOUGH!!!" the watchdog screamed, "GET OUT OF STOLAS'S BODY, AND FUCK OFF, OR ELSE WE'LL MAKE YOU!!!"
That was the worst thing he could've said, as "Stolas" turned into her feral mode and proceeded to shred the hellhounds to death.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU POSSESSED MY HUSBAND, PSYCHOLOGICALLY TORTURED ME, AND THEN KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND GOOD ONES?!?!"
However, Rolando didn't care, as he was focused on hurting Stella as much as possible. Once the hellhounds were killed, "Stolas" would return to his normal form and forcefully grab Stella.
"You've always been the bitch of Hell, and the worst wife for abusing your husband and neglecting your daughter. And now... it's high time I rid this shithole of your pathetic ass..."
Stella knew what was coming and tried to get out of his grasp, but failed. "Stolas" hacked into her mind and replayed her traumatic moments so much, that it literally drove her insane. She grabbed a nearby gun and shot herself in the head, killing herself. With Stella gone, Rolando would leave Stolas's body, the latter gasping upon seeing the bloodied mess.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" Stolas screamed.
"Your whore of a wife and her filthy mongrels got a taste of their own medicine, that's what happened..." Rolando simply said before he disappeared, never to be seen again. Stolas couldn't believe what had just transpired. What was about to be a session of torture against the owl ended up being a session of tortured against Stella with her trauma, as well as manipulating his body to kill the hellhounds. He saw her phone, and went to look at the feed, but found that the snipers had been killed by Rolando as well.
"I need to clear my head, and then I gotta get this mess cleaned up!" Stolas said before he left the room and went to the balcony.
Chapter 231: C_TheTruth
Notes:
Context: https://www.instagram.com/c__thetruth/?hl=en
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But before things can go from bad to worse, something unexpected happened. The door suddenly busted down, and in came Carlton Mcalister, mainly known as c_thetruth, and he was here to motivate Stolas.
"YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS!!! YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS!!! EVEN IF YOU'RE RESTRAINED, YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS!!! EVEN IF SHE'S THREATENING TO KILL BLITZO, YOU CAN LET THEM DO THIS!!! YOU CAN'T JUST GIVE UP BECAUSE SHE GOT HELLHOUNDS TO DO HER DIRTY WORK!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT SHE SAID!!! DON'T WORRY ABOUT WHAT HE SAID!!! YOU CAN'T LET THEM DO THIS!!!"
As Carlton said this, he proceeded to splash milk on himself and pour flour on himself, the latter causing the flour to fly all around the room.
"Oh fuck no! I know this dumbass isn't here right now!" Stella recognized him before, as Octavia showed him his videos before, and she thought it was ridiculous. "Take your pathetic attempt of motivation out of here! We were about to do something!"
"COME ON, STOLAS!!! YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHING!!! NO MATTER WHAT SHE DOES, YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHING!!! NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES YOU'VE BEEN HURT, YOU GOTTA KEEP PUSHING!!!"
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT BUDDY, YOU GOTTA GO!!!"
The hellhounds then proceeded to charge at Carlton with the intent to kick him out. However, there was a reason why Carlton was able to get away with his antics. He dodged the attacks with his moves and was able to maneuver his way out of their punches. Carlton grabbed the chihuahua's knife and used it to slit their throats, killing them instantly.
"SEE THAT?!?! YOU SEE THAT?!?! I WAS ABLE TO DEFEAT THE HELLHOUNDS BY BELIEVING I CAN DO IT!!! IF YOU BELIEVE IN YOURSELF, THEN YOU CAN DO ANYTHING!!!"
"I CAN'T STAND THIS!!! SINCE YOU WANTED TO BARGE IN AND RUIN EVERYTHING, I'M GOING TO KILL HIS FUCKING IMP NOW!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled out her phone, only for Carlton to throw the knife at her phone, puncturing it and destroying it. Defeated, Stella screamed before she ran out of the room crying, pissed and sad that her planned to torture Stolas had failed.
"And that's the truth!" Carlton concluded before releasing Stolas from the handcuffs and leaving as well. Stolas couldn't believe what had just happened. He never would've expect Carlton of all people to barge in and stop the torture session with his motivational speech, but nonetheless, he was glad he came in just in time before the first punch can be thrown.
With that said, though, when he went to retrieve his phone, he was shocked to find that Carlton had somehow recorded the entire thing and posted it on his account, which was going viral for its insanity as well as exposing Stella for being an abusive sadist. He also got a text from Octavia, who unfortunately saw the mayhem.
WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!?! I SAW C_THETRUTH'S LATEST VIDEO!!! WHY WAS MOM TRYING TO TORTURE YOU?!?!
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 232: Lord and Lady Mingeworthy
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqVjPy8KxfY
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they entered the bedroom, the group was surprised to see two people already in the room. They were Lord and Lady Mingeworthy, played by Brandon Rogers and Georgina Leahy respectively. They were in their stereotypical British clothing.
"Oh will you look at that, darling! We got some fake British people in this room!" Lord Mingleworthy said in disgust.
"I know, honey! And of course they have to bring some bloody mongrels with them!" Lady Mingleworthy replied.
"Excuse us? Who are you and how did you get in here?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I am Lord Mingleworthy, and this is my Lady. We're here to call out the Ars Goetia for being fake British people! It's not just about having the accents. You have to act the part!"
"Who said we were acting British?" Stolas asked. "Just because we're royalty doesn't mean we're fake British people."
"And besides, why does Lady Mingleworthy sound just like me? I HAD THIS ACCENT FIRST, BITCH!!!" Stella screamed.
"No, because I am the REAL British!" Lady Mingleworthy clapped back. "Now I suggest you posers leave, because we got here first."
"Fuck no! We have some important business to do here!" the chihuahua barked.
"And what is this business you're going to be doing?" Lord Mingleworthy asked.
"None of your business, jackass, now GO!" the watchdog growled before he grabbed Lady Mingleworthy and tried to escort her out of the room. That's when Lord Mingleworthy sprayed him with water, distracting him. "HEY! DON'T SPRAY ME, YOU FRICKING JERK!"
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!" Stella screeched before she attacked Lord Mingleworthy. Lady Mingleworthy retorted by hitting her in her head with a UK flag before rippiong of the top of her dress, exposing her boobs.
"HOW'S THAT FOR ATTACKING MY HUSBAND?!?!" Lady Mingleworthy yelled before tackling Stella. The hellhounds tried to stop her, but Lord Mingleworthy sprayed them with water as well.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! THE BRITISH ARE INSANE!!!" Stolas screamed as he was unsure what to do at that point. Lady Mingleworthy ended up shitting out chess pieces on Stella while Lord Mingleworthy tore off the hellhound's clothes and drenched them with more water. In a last ditch effort, the chihuahua tried to stab Lord Mingleworthy, only for the latter to shatter his knife.
"BRITISH POWER!!!" the Mingleworthys screamed before opening a portal to the UK and throwing the swan and hellhounds there before quickly closing it, leaving them trapped.
"My goodness! I can't believe you sent them to London!" Stolas exclaimed.
"That's right! It's time they learn the true ways of the British!" Lord Mingleworthy proclaimed. "Besides, what were they trying to do here anyway?"
"Well, um... Stella was going to have me hurt by the hellhounds under the threat that Blitzo would die if I didn't comply..."
Stolas turned his head down as he confessed this. The Mingleworthys were shocked to hear this.
"OH REALLY NOW?!?! WE'RE HUNTING DOWN THOSE SNIPERS!!!"
With this, the Mingleworthys dashed out of the room and out of the palace. Stolas was concerned by this, so he grabbed Stella's phone that she dropped while fighting Lady Mingleworthy and looked at the feed. It was still pointed at Blitzo. But then the snipers were ambushed by the Mingleworthys and killed them by drowning them in British acid.
"THAT'S WHAT YOU DISGUSTING SNIPERS GET!!!" Lord Mingleworthy yelled as he and Lady Mingleworthy teabagged their remains.
"Okay, um... I'm gonna go drink now..." Stolas said as he left the room, intending to drink all the alcohol in the palace to comprehend what just transpired.
Notes:
Probably going to put this series on halt for a bit while I'm working on Stolas Whump Week. You can check it out here: https://archiveofourown.info/series/4458988
Chapter 233: Jay Kizer
Notes:
Back from the break due to working on Stolas Whump Week.
Context: https://www.youtube.com/@jaykizer3488
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon entering the room, the group was surprised to see someone was already in the room. That person turned out to be Jay Kizer, a GoAnimate user known for his rants and commentaries.
"Hello, it's Jay here, and I'm back with another rant! For this video, we're going to be ranting on Stella and the hellhounds. Note that if you like Stella and the hellhounds, then I can handle your opinion."
"What the hell? Who are you talking to?" the Shar Pei asked, as it looked as though Jay was talking to himself.
"Yeah, dude, get out of here! We don't need to hear you rant on us!" the chihuahua added.
"Stella and the hellhounds? Oh my god! These people suck! Stella hired some hellhounds to torture Stolas, and if he doesn't listen to them, then she will kill Blitzo. Stella, you should know better than to torture Stolas with the hellhounds. It is very rude and disrespectful. I don't even like Helluva Boss because it has swearing and adult humor, but torturing someone because you are a sadist is bad."
"And guess what, idiot? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!" Stella screamed. "NOW GET OUT!!! THIS IS THE LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING!!!"
"No, Stella, let me finish my rant," Jay insisted. "Do you know who likes Stella and the hellhounds? Striker, but I can handle his opinion. Do you know who hates Stella and the hellhounds? Angel Dust because he is an abuse victim and can sympathize with Stolas in his abuse. So screw Stella and the hellhounds! And screw Roku Kun The Vyonder! Dora the Explorer is a million times better than Stella and the hellhounds."
"Okay, that's it, no more games!" the watchdog exclaimed before he went to get Jay out of the room. However, Jay scratched the watchdog so hard he bled.
"DO NOT TOUCH ME, YOU JERK!!! YOU ARE WORSE THAN DONALD TRUMP THE RACIST JERK!!!" Jay screamed.
"Wow, bro! Scratch him just like you scratch your mother!" the chihuahua called out.
"Do not bring up my past! It is wrong to bring up people's past!" Jay scolded.
"Wait, didn't you act racist to Chinese people because of the coronavirus?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I am not acting racist to Chinese people now! Now stop bringing up my past!"
"THAT IS IT!!! I HAVE HAD IT WITH YOUR STUPID RANTS AND DUMB COMMENTARIES!!! FOR HALTING THE TORTURE SESSION AND SCRATCHING MY HELLHOUND, I AM KILLING STOLAS'S IMP!!!"
"Okay, Stella, you asked for it!" Jay shouted before he spawned a bunch of NASCAR cars and sent them on the group. Stella and the hellhounds screamed as they got ran over by the NASCAR cars. All three hellhounds died from the hit and run and Stella barely survived, her bones broken and getting a concussion.
"HOLY SHIT!!! HOW DID YOU GET THOSE NASCAR CARS IN THIS ROOM?!?!" Stolas screamed, stunned from the sudden NASCAR cars.
"I like NASCAR, and I like to spawn the cars to run over people I hate," Jay explained. "Now this is the end of my rant. My next rant is going to be on Valentino for abusing Angel Dust and being a maniac."
Jay Kizer then left the room as the NASCAR cars disappeared. Once he left, Stolas woke up and cried in pain.
"Stolas, help me! My entire body hurts!" Stella cried.
"Oh, I'll help you alright..." Stolas sneered before he portalled Stella out of his room and back to Andrealphus's palace, not bothering to send her to the hospital. It was high time she got a taste of her own medicine for all the abuse he put him through. He also sent the bodies of the hellhounds to an ocean where they will remain. Once that was sorted out, Stolas took a breather.
"I guess GoAnimate users aren't so bad after all..." Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 234: Lin and Joe
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"WE CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT WE'RE SEEING RIGHT NOW!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and were shocked to find that it was none other than Lin and Joe, the parents of Millie and her siblings. Both imps looked extremely pissed.
"What is wrong with you all? We came because our daughter Millie told us we needed to do a check on Stolas since her boss Blitzo was too busy, and then we find that Stella is trying to hurt Stolas at the hands of her hellhounds! That is messed up!" Lin called out.
"I agree with my wife! You all need to release Stolas and leave him alone right now!" Joe added. However, Stella and the hellhounds ended up laughing.
"Like we would listen to you old hags! Now I suggest you two fuck off, and you better not speak word of this..." Stella threatened.
"Okay, well how about this? Me and my husband will face off in the Great Derby in Wrath, and whoever wins will get to do whatever they want with Stolas. Deal?" Lin offered.
"DEAL!!!" the three hellhounds yelled before Stella could interject. Before they knew it, they all portalled into the Wrath ring and into the Derby.
"Hello and welcome to the Great Derby!" an announcer introduced, "Today, we are seeing Lin and Joe fight against Marcos, Shay, and Dess to see who will win Stolas, who is currently restrained in blessed cuffs."
Stolas and Stella were seen sitting on the front row of the audience. Both Goetians looked annoyed, though.
"Why do I have to be restrained?" Stolas groaned.
"Shut up, Stolass! My hellhounds better win, or I will snap!" Stella angrily said.
"Alright, let the match begin!"
Once the match started, both teams charged at each other. Right away, the hellhounds used their strength to shove the imp couple away, while Dess punched them away.
"THAT'S RIGHT, TAKE THESE PUNCHES!!!" Dess yelled. Meanwhile, Shay grabbed a spear and threw it at Joe. Joe dodged the spear and used it to throw it at Shay. Unfortunately for the chihuahua, he couldn't dodge it in time, and the spear shot him through the head, killing him.
"WHO WANTS A PIECE OF JOE?!?!" Joe screamed. By this point, I.M.P. arrived, and looked shocked at what they were seeing.
"MOM, DAD, WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?!?!" Millie screamed.
"Hi, Mills! Me and your pops are fighting off some stupid mutts to save Stolas!" Lin said as she fought off Marcos.
"I can't believe this! Sir, you need to rescue Stolas!" Moxxie begged.
"No way, Moxxie! Stella is holding onto him like a fucking raft! How am I supposed to free him?"
While I.M.P. were arguing what to do, Lin and Joe were somehow able to pin both Marcos and Dess down and proceeded to punch them. Both hellhounds shoved them away and attacked them back. Millie, however, couldn't bear to watch this anymore. She jumped in the ring and picked up an axe and used it to chop up the watchdog.
"HOLY SHIT!!! MILLIE HAS JOINED THE BATTLE AND IS KILLING DESS!!!"
Once Dess was down, Marcos tried to attack her, but she jumped on him and used her thighs to snap his neck, killing him.
"NO NO NO!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THOSE FILTHY IMPS KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! I HATE THOSE FUCKING PLEBIANS SO MUCH!!!" Stella screamed. While the swan was in the middle of raging, Blitzo would sneak up on Stolas and release him from the blessed cuffs.
"Alright, bitch, playtime is over! You are not to bother Stolas again, or else I will ensure you don't breath again, you abusive cunthole!" Blitzo spat.
"STOLASS, DON'T LET HIM TALK TO ME LIKE THAT!!!"
"Shut up, Stella! You are extremely lucky I'm not having you arrested for all of your crimes against me! Like Blitzo said, never speak to me again! You are dead to me as far as I'm concerned."
Blitzo was glad to see Stolas finally stand up to himself. Perhaps seeing the hellhounds be defeated as well as Stella realizing she can't always have her way was what pushed him to not cower away. Stolas then opened up a portal back to the palace where the winners returned to.
"Mom, pop, what happened? Why were you fighting Stella's hellhounds?" Millie asked.
"Mills, your mother and I found Stella was going to torture Stolas with those doggies. Who knows what they would've done had we not gotten involved!" Joe said.
"SHE WAS GOING TO TORTURE HIM?!?! SCRATCH THAT, THE BITCH IS GOING TO DIE!!!" Blitzo screamed as he loaded his gun, but Stolas stopped him.
"Blitzo, no! You've done enough! You don't need to kill Via's mother!" Stolas objected.
"Oh, like I'd want my daughter to have a whore like Stella to be her mother! Why do you have to put up with her bullshit for so long?"
Before the argument can get any worse, Octavia suddenly appeared.
"WHAT THE FUCK, DAD?!?! I SAW YOU RESTRAINED IN ANGELIC CUFFS AND SOME IMPS AND HELLHOUNDS FIGHTING TO FREE YOU!!! WHAT WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!"
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had a lot of explaining to do.
Chapter 235: Dr Eggman's Twitter Announcement
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
"I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! STELLA’S A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER!!! SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE. THAT’S RIGHT, SHE TOOK HER SWAN FUCKIN' SLIM DICK OUT AND SHE PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE, AND SHE SAID HER DICK WAS THIS BIG. AND I SAID “THAT’S DISGUSTING!”"
Stella turned her phone and was shocked at what she was seeing. Dr. Eggman somehow hacked her phone and was broadcasting a message on not just her phone, but on all phones in Hell. This was confirmed when the hellhounds and Stolas also found that their phones were playing Dr. Eggman's message.
"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SHOW YOU THAT!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to get the message out, but failed.
"SO I’M MAKING A CALLOUT POST ON MY TWITTER DOT COM: "STELLA GOETIA, YOU GOT A SMALL DICK, IT’S THE SIZE OF THIS WALNUT EXCEPT WAY SMALLER." AND GUESS WHAT, HERE’S WHAT MY DONG LOOKS LIKE: PFFFFFFFFGJT. THAT’S RIGHT BABY. ALL POINT, NO SLIM SHIT, NO PILLOWS, LOOK AT THAT IT LOOKS LIKE TWO BALLS AND A BONG. SHE FUCKED MY WIFE SO GUESS WHAT, I’M GONNA FUCK ALL OF HELL!!!"
By this point, Stolas was laughing his ass off at the ridiculousness of Dr. Eggman's message. Meanwhile, the hellhounds got so pissed, they ended up breaking their phones in an attempt to stop the message.
"IT'S NOT FUNNY, DUDE!!! WHY THE FUCK IS EGGMAN TARGETING US?!?!" the Shar Pei yelled.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT HE IS RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" Stella whined and cried.
"THATS RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LAZER PISS. EXCEPT I’M NOT GONNA PISS ON HELL, I’M GONNA GO HIGHER. I’M PISSING ON HEAVEN! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, ADAM? I PISSED ON HEAVEN, YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE TWENTY-THREE HOURS BEFORE THE PISS D R O P L E T S HIT ALL THE SEVEN RINGS OF HELL, NOW GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO!"
Stella lost it. She shrieked so loud, the windows in the palace shattered, and then she slammed her phone so hard it exploded.
"THAT IS IT!!! WE ARE SO FUCKING DONE!!! LET'S GO GANG!!!"
Stella grabbed the hellhounds and carried them out of the palace. Stolas watched as she threw them in the limo before climbing in and speeding away, feeling embarrassed and ashamed for being exposed like this.
"I hope Via didn't see all of that..." Stolas thought to himself before he went back in, trying to figure out how to repair the broken glass.
Notes:
Yeah this one's a bit short, but don't worry, I'll be trying to finish up some of the recent requests Guardian_Blitz_Rider recently sent me, so stayed tuned for those.
Chapter 236: Wrathian!Millie
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Basically, the younger version of Millie with long hair we saw in the flashback of Ghostfuckers
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
But before Stolas can put away his phone, the group suddenly fell on the floor and entered a portal where they quickly dropped down on another floor. When they got up, they noticed that they were in what looked to be some kind of bar. Judging by some of the patrons there, they can tell that they were in the Wrath ring.
"Wow, dude, you really thought teleporting us to Wrath will end this shit?" the Shar Pei confronted.
"What? No! How in the world would I have been able to do that?" Stolas defended.
"You know what? Just for that shit, you can kiss that imp of yours goodbye!" Stella exclaimed as she tried to pull out her phone, but couldn't find it. In fact, no one in the group had their phones on them anymore. As if things weren't weird enough, when Stolas tried to open a portal back to the palace, he found that his powers won't work.
"This is ridiculous! Why are my powers muffled?!" Stolas said in frustration.
"Well whatever it is, we need to get out of this shithole," the watchdog said. As the group tried to figure out how to get back to the palace, Stolas noticed someone sitting alone in the bar. It was a female imp with long hair tied to a ponytail and was drinking alone.
"Um, excuse me, madam, but we're trying to find a way to Pride. Do you know the fastest route to that ring from here?" Stolas asked.
"Aren't you a Goetian prince? Can't you just teleport to that ring or some shit like that?"
Wait... that voice sounded awfully familiar...
"Millie? Is that you?" Stolas said in surprise. Suddenly, Millie tackled Stolas and pulled out a knife.
"HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME?!" Millie screamed, which got the attention of everyone. The watchdog shoved Millie away.
"HEY! Hurting Stolas is our job, bitch!" the watchdog spat.
"How about you fuck off? I may be an imp but I can still kick y'all ass!" Millie sneered.
"Wait, I don't get it... who are you, exactly?" the chihuahua asked. Millie sighed before she began to explain herself.
"I'm Mildred. Or Millie if you're that fruity owl. I serve as a Wrathian imp reigning in terror and destruction. Once upon a time, I was dreaming about my ancestors and the impact they had on the land. Fire reached the sky and black smoke covered the sun... They took that harsh land and replaced it with that of nationalism and honorable glory. As I dreamed this, I stared at the stars of Anthena, and I made an oath to myself that I would continue the tradition of hate and honor that was bestowed upon my family."
The group was shocked with that statement that Millie made. It turned out that this was before she even met Blitzo and Moxxie, and seemed to be nationalistic. While the chihuahua hellhounds seemed impressed by her words, Stella was not.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! So you're the reason why we're stuck in this shitfuck of a place? Unbelieveable! All your talk about honor and glory is a bag of shit! And so is that retarded outfit of yours!"
She had barely finished her sentence that Millie pulled out a knife on Stella.
"Keep my ancestral blood out of your fucking mouth..." Millie growled, only for the watchdog hellhound to kick her down.
"ALRIGHT, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!" the watchdog yelled as he went to attack Millie. However, she dodged his tackle just in time before stabbing him in the back. She then slit his throat before gouging his eyes out with the knife in a violent way.
"HOLY FUCK, THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!!" the chihuahua screamed as the watchdog succumbed to his death. The chihuahua then pulled out his knife and engaged in a knife fight with Millie.
"You mutts think you're so tough? I just killed that steroid friend of yours! What chance does your twink, long-haired ass have?!" Millie mocked.
"At least I'm not a try hard fuck! Now knock it off!" the chihuahua growled as he pushed Millie and went to stab her in the chest, only for her to lock her legs on his neck and snapping it, killing him.
"MAN, FUCK THIS!!!" the Shar Pei cried out as he went to leave the bar, only for Millie to throw the chihuahua's knife at the back of his head, killing him.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IMPS?!?! ALWAYS ACTING BESTIAL AND SAVAGE!!!" Stella screamed.
"I told you to keep my kind out of your mouth like that, and you didn't listen... this is the consequences for that..." Millie glared.
"Wow, Millie, I really like this version of you! Somehow, you're even stronger than your present self!" Stolas cheered, not understanding Millie's more neutral stance in him.
"Whatever... with this killing, I hope to have made the Wrathian race proud with my knife attack..."
Millie then went back to drinking like she didn't just massacred some hellhounds earlier. Suddenly, Stolas and Stella fell down on the floor and were teleported back to the palace.
"Well, Stella, you still want to torture me now?" Stolas smirked, realizing Stella didn't had the leverage in hurting him now.
"FUCK NO!!! THIS WAS A DISASTER!!!" Stella yelled before running out of the palace, pissed that her plan was ruined. Stolas had no idea how they teleported back in time in the first place, but he was glad past Millie was able to take down Stella's goons and save him from torture, even if she didn't know it.
"Man, I can't wait to tell Blitzo about this!" Stolas said as he went to return to preparing for Octavia's visit.
Chapter 237: Oliver
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone. Just then, the door suddenly opened, and in came what looked to be a small imp boy who had a broken horn and wore a green Fizzarolli shirt. That boy turned out to be Oliver, who made a brief appearance in "MAMMON'S MAGNIFICENT MUSICAL MID-SEASON SPECIAL." The group was surprised at this, and had no idea how he got in to begin with.
"Um... can we help you, son?" the Shar Pei nervously asked. Oliver then began to use sign language.
"Hold on..." the watchdog said as he looked at his signing carefully. "He says that he is deaf and that he can't hear us."
"Wait, Dess, you can speak sign language?" the chihuahua asked.
"Yeah, I had to learn that when dealing with some deaf prisoners from the prison I worked at," Dess said before he signed back to the kid. He said: Okay, kid, can you please leave this room? We are right in the middle of doing something in this room.
Oliver then signed: No! I came because Fizzarolli told me I can meet Stolas. Why is he naked and cuffed? Can you please let him go.
"He just asked us to release Stolas," Dess reported.
"FUCK NO, KID! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!" Stella screamed. As if things couldn't get any crazier, Fizzarolli suddenly appeared.
"What the fuck is going on here? What is Stolas doing butt naked and cuffed?" Fizzarolli asked.
"FIZZAROLLI, YOU NEED TO HELP ME RIGHT NOW!!!" Stolas screamed. "STELLA AND HER STUPID HELLHOUNDS HAVE BEEN TORTURING ME FOR THE PAST FEW WEEKS AND ARE POSSIBLY GOING TO VIOLATE ME BECAUSE I CAN ALREADY SEE THEIR ERECT DICKS!!! COME OUT AND STOP THEM!!!"
Despite being deaf, Oliver can still understand that Stolas was in distress, and it had to do with Stella and her goons. So what he did next would shock everyone. He suddenly ripped up the bottom part of Stella's dress and exposed her panties. He then punched her in the vagina, causing her to squawk in pain and fall down.
"YO, YOU CAN'T HURT HER, YOU STUPID BRAT!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as he kicked Oliver down. Oliver then went berserk and jump up on the hellhound before biting a huge chunk of his neck off. The Shar Pei ended up choking on his blood and dying.
"HOLY SHIT!!! OLIVER, CHILL THE FUCK OUT!!!" Fizzarolli yelled while also signing that, but Oliver wasn't listening. When the other two hellhounds tried to attack Oliver, he dodged their attacks and also kicked their erect cocks, which caused extreme pain. He then pulled out a knife he had behind his back and castrated the two, causing the hellhounds to scream so loud the windows shattered.
"OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!! MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK!!!" the chihuahua screamed in agony.
"YOU FUCKING PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Dess screamed as well. While all of this insanity was going on, Fizzarolli would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs and gave him his red robe to put on for decency.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE ALL OF THIS SHIT!!!" Stella screamed. "THAT'S IT, YOU TWO!!! FOR BARGING IN HERE AND RUINING EVERYTHING, I AM KILLING HIS FUCKING IMP!!!"
She had barely finished her sentence that a powerful punch hit her on the side of his torso, sending her rolling on the ground in the middle of the room. When she looked up, she saw Stolas glaring at her.
"I am fucking done with your antics..." Stolas coldly sneered. "Going forward, you will no longer be allowed near me, Blitzo, or Via. You will also be forced to end these torture sessions and call off the snipers. If you do not do it right now, then I will kill you right here, right now. And mark my fucking words... I will ensure you feel ten times the agony you inflicted on me with these torture sessions before I put you out of your sadistic misery..."
Stella, not wanting to die like that, had no choice but to call off the snipers, end the torture sessions, and leave the palace. Stolas then sent the surviving hellhounds to a lava pool where they burned to death.
"Damn, Stolas, you didn't tell any of us Stella was torturing you! Why would she do that?" Fizzarolli asked.
"Because she was still mad at me for divorcing her as well as cheating on her with Blitzo, so she made me comply with these insane torture sessions just so Blitzo can stay alive. But now? I'm at my fucking breaking point with her. She is dead to me for all I care. Also, who is Oliver?"
"Oh, he's my recently adopted son!" Fizzarolli introduced, "Apparently, his shitfuck of parents were neglecting him for his disability, and I couldn't let that shit slide! So I took emergency custody of him, and the parents eventually agreed to let me be his adopted father. But he is like a natural born son to me!"
"Wow, that's really nice! I wish we both first met in better circumstances..." Stolas shrugged.
"No worries, birdie! Take care of yourself!"
"See you soon, Stolas!" Oliver also signed before leaving with his stepfather. Stolas couldn't believe what just transpired. He never thought Oliver of all people would go out of his way to intervene in stopping the torture with the help of Fizzarolli. However, despite his small height and being deaf, Oliver truly was someone not to be fucked with, especially with the way he overpowered Stella and the hellhounds. He hoped he can meet them again in a better moment.
"I need to go back to sleep..." Stolas yawned before going back to bed.
Chapter 238: Bethany Ghostfuckers
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
After this, I'll do Exul_legionarius_Noctis's request with the Gods of Chaos from Warhammer 40K. This one's gonna be great.
Chapter Text
Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s wa- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Out of nowhere, the chihuahua hellhound suddenly felt himself be sucked in by some windous force. When Stolas turned around the corner from the door, he was shocked with what he was seeing. A human woman named Bethany Ghostfuckers was using her vacuum to suck in the chihuahua hellhound. He tried to free himself, but it was no use, as his entire body ended up sucking into the vacuum. Once inside, Bethany pressed a button to shred the chihuahua, killing him.
"Awesome! We just killed a crazy ghost dog!" Bethany cheered as she posed for the camera.
"WHAT IN THE WORLD?!?! HOW DID YOU GET IN HELL?!?! AND HOW THE FUCK DID THAT VACUUM SUCKED HIM IN?!?!" Stolas screamed, demanding answers.
"I'm Bethany Ghostfucker, and the viewers have been wanting me to go to Hell to capture hellborn demons for some time now," Bethany explained. "They requested I come after hellhounds in particular, as it seems like there is a huge hatred against hellhounds, most likely starting with the popularity of Loona."
Stolas remembered Loona, as she was the stepdaughter of Blitzo. But what did she had to do with hatred of hellhounds on Earth?
"Well, um... I appreciate your hard work in capturing ghosts and all, but... can you please do this elsewhere?" Stolas asked. Part of him was worried that Bethany's stay would cause him trouble. He was already feeling depressed already from Stella amping up the torture sessions with rape now. Who knows what would've happened if-
"STOLASS!!!"
Too late. Stella had came out in the hallway with the other two hellhounds.
"What the hell is this? Who is this human, and where did the other guy go?" Stella confronted.
"No way! More hellhounds!" Bethany cheered as she turned on her vacuum.
"Really, Stolas? You got some bimbo bitch to save your twink ass?" the Shar Pei teased.
"Yeah, I highly doubt her vacuum's gonna do- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The watchdog and Shar Pei found themselves being sucked into the vacuum. Despite its size, it was somehow able to take in the bigger hellhounds at once.
"NO NO NO!!! LET THEM GO RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to free the hellhounds, but failed. Soon, both the hellhounds got fully sucked into the vacuum, and then got shredded.
"Wow! I can't believe my vacuum sucked them in!" Bethany said in surprise.
"AND I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS WITH THAT PATHETIC FUCKING CONTRAPTION!!!" Stella screamed. "YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW MUCH YOU RUINED MY PLANS!!! THAT IS IT!!! FOR YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, I AM KILLING STOLAS'S IMP!!!"
But just when Stella pulled out her phone, Bethany sucked it in and shredded it as well.
"Sorry, madam, but we are only killing hellhounds in this episode, not imps," Bethany denied. Stella only shrieked before running out of the palace, pissed that her plans were foiled. Once the swan princess was gone, Bethany turned to Stolas.
"Say, Stolas, what was she doing here with those dumb doggies anyway?" Bethany asked. Seeing how it didn't seem like Stella would return anytime soon, Stolas decided now would be a good time to finally open up what's been going on.
"For the past few weeks, Stella had been bringing in those hellhounds to assault and torture me, with the threat of having Blitzo killed if I didn't comply. Worse, recently she had them... force themselves onto me in bed... it was one of the worst things I've ever experienced..."
Stolas couldn't help it anymore. He broke down in tears as he crawled to the floor, shamed that he couldn't do anything to stop it sooner. Bethany, feeling so sorry for Stolas, went to comfort him.
"I am so sorry for what you went through," Bethany apologized, "I didn't think they were that... evil. But don't worry, Stolas, for she won't be messing with you again. Not unless she wants to get sucked into as well!"
"Thank you..." Stolas smiled as he wiped a tear away, "You just made my year!"
"No problem, Stolas, and remember: It ain't easy being a Ghostfucker!"
With this, Bethany would playfully slap her butt before leaving. Stolas was surprised that a pornstar and ghost catcher like Bethany would be the one to rescue Stolas from the torture of all things. However, he was glad that she came in and stopped them before they presumably continued on with sexual assault, seeing how it was clear that it affected him so much. But now? He just hoped that Stella would finally leave him alone for once.
"I'm going to draft up a restraining order. I'm done with her pathetic ass..." Stolas sighed before retreating back to the study room.
Chapter 239: Gods of Chaos
Notes:
Requested by Exul_legionarius_Noctis
Chapter Text
This morning, the Gods of Chaos that ruled over the Imperium of Mankind were having an important meeting. The meeting included the gods Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh. The meeting took place in their special meeting room, and the leader of the group Slaanesh looked a bit nervous.
"So, um... do you guys remember when we were in Hell, and we met a demon named Stolas?" Slaanesh asked.
"Oh that fruity owl that won't stop talking about his Blitzy?" Khorne said, "Wow, he really was a freak! Especially when he gave me WAY TOO MUCH DETAIL about what he and Blitzo did in bed!"
"I agree, but to be fair, his knowledge on the constellations was quite helpful," Tzeentch defended, "What about him, Slaanesh?"
"Well, um... I was given a VHS tape from an anonymous source. According to them, this was dubbed from some footage that his former wife recorded. And what I saw was... shocking..."
Slaanesh pulled out the VHS tape and put it in the VCR and pressed play. The guards watched in horror as Stella confronted Stolas with killing his imp Blitzo if he didn't comply with her demands. Before they knew it, Stolas was restrained via blessed cuffs and was being tortured at the hands of three hellhounds.
"WHAT THE FRICK?!?! WHY ARE THEY DOING THIS?!?!" Nurgle screamed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! SHE IS MESSED UP, AND THAT'S COMING FROM US!!!" Khorne added. By the time the watchdog hellhound joined in, Tzeentch in particular had enough and grabbed a hammer and threw it at the TV, shattering it and ending the footage.
"WHERE ARE THOSE LOSERS AT?!?! I'M READY TO GIVE THOSE ASSHOLES A PIECE OF MY MIND!!!" Khorne screamed, and the other two gods sitting nodded in agreement.
"Let's calm down everyone!" Slaanesh assured, "I agree that Stella and those hellhounds had no business doing that to him, and she should be very lucky Stolas didn't eviscerate them right then and there. In fact, I think we should monitor the palace of Stolas in the meantime, and if Stella shows up again to hurt him, then we'll intervene!"
"I see, but what if we're too late?" Nurgle asked.
"Dude, we're not the Gods of Chaos for nothing. We can literally wipe half the population if we wanted to!" Khorne encouraged.
"I guess we'll give Slaanesh's plan a shot. But if Stella shows up, all bets are off," Tzeentch said. The group agreed, and they began to monitor the palace, with the hopes that Stella won't return to give him problems.
Or so they thought...
Once his breakfast was over, Stolas did try to get a few hours of sleep, but his brain just kept circling whenever he tried to rest, so he quickly gave up and choose to continue his preparations. He wouldn’t really be able to drown his sorrow in alcohol in the up-coming days if he was rejected since Octavia was there, but well, in theory he could with all the work he was doing. It’s almost as if he truly had many things do to, when in reality he just needed to keep his mind busy. Which was a bit unusual, he liked to take his time and think, but he already did too much of it and it was just going on repeat now.
He still managed to do what he could to keep an eye on Octavia while she was gone and talked to Loona to reassure himself, then they were both gone, after Stolas hugged his daughter, and he waved at her, wishing them a good evening, while the hellhound was driving away.
The van was bound to come back, since Blitz was using it too to visit the palace, but the girls were going to stay at Loona’s place for a bit, and if they were still up for the party, Blitz would drop them off before joining Stolas.
The Goetia still had a few hours ahead of him, but he had absolutely no idea how to spent them. A bath would be nice, but even if he preened in the most extensive way, it wouldn’t take that long.
Instead, he wandered in the gardens around the palace. The greenhouse was great, but he had already visited his plants today, and the outside would do him some good too.
And it worked… Until he was almost back to his starting point, and he noticed a group or four near the entrance and froze.
“Oh, Stolas, perfect, you’re already here!” Stella smirked at him. “You sure do know when to show up at least!”
“Already?!” He couldn’t help but sigh as they walked toward him.
“What, you’re not happy to see me?” Stella teased. “I know you’re alone, so let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? You’re lucky, I wasn’t planning on it so it will be short, but it’s not like if you had much of a choice, right?”
She showed him her phone again, and on the screen, he could see Octavia chatting with Loona in the back of IMP’s meeting room in some angles from the cameras pointed at Blitz, and he mentally swore. Of course, that was how she knew his daughter wasn’t here, because there was no way she’d have texted her mother about this.
“It is not a great idea to let our heir spend her time with such people, don’t you think? I know you have weird ideas about how to educate a young Goetia, but still! Oh well, you won’t listen to my views on the subject, let’s just skip to the next and funny part!”
"Like what? GETTING YOUR FUCKING ASSES KICKED?!?!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and gasped at what they were seeing. The Gods of Chaos Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh were all standing there, glaring at Stella and the hellhounds.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!?! WHO ARE YOU ABOMINATIONS?!?!" Stella screamed in terror.
"Stella, those are Khorne, Tzeentch, Nurgle, and Slaanesh. They were the Gods of Chaos from the Imperium of Mankind I told you about," Stolas stated.
"That's right, Stella! We just got word that you and those hellhounds hurt Stolas for no reason!" Slaanesh confronted as she played back footage of the torture back, which made the group nervous.
"Us? Torture Stolas?" the chihuahua nervously chuckled, "Seriously? You think we would do such a thing?"
The chihuahua had barely finished his sentence that Khorne snatched his body and slashed him with his bare hands in a gruesome manner, killing him and splattering blood all over.
"ANYONE ELSE WANNA DENY CLEAR ABUSE?!?!" Khorne dared.
"ENOUGH!!!" Stella shrieked, "HOW DARE YOU KILL HIM IN SUCH A DISGUSTING MANNER!!! I SUGGEST YOU FUCKERS LEAVE RIGHT NOW OR I WILL KILL STOLASS'S STUPID IMP BECAUSE YOU ALL WANTED TO ACT LIKE HEROES!!!"
"Oh, about those snipers, watch this!"
Nurgle then opened up a portal that exposed the sniper's hideout. When they turned back, they gasped and tried to shoot Nurgle, not realizing that as a god, bullets didn't mean shit. Nurgle would then unleash a fatal pestilence to the snipers that poisoned them and killed them.
"NO NO NO!!! THIS IS NOT HOW IT'S SUPPOSED TO GO!!! STOP THEM!!!" Stella demanded the hellhounds.
"How? They are literal gods! There's no way we're gonna be able to stop them!" the Shar Pei argued.
"So you wish to stop us?" Tzeentch began his persuasion as he showed the hellhounds a smoke illusion, "If either one of you can prove you're stronger than the other, then you will have great power and knowledge that will make you leagues ahead of even Lucifer and his family..."
Tzeentch was using his Manipulation and Subterfuge power on the Shar Pei and watchdog to get them to turn on one another. It worked, and soon, both hellhounds argued who was stronger before it escalated into a full out battle.
"YOU TWO STOP IT NOW!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HURT HIM, NOT EACH OTHER!!!" Stella screamed before turning to Stolas, "STOLASS, BE USEFUL FOR ONCE AND STOP THEM!!!"
"After everything you've done to me? I'M NOT DOING SHIT!!!" Stolas screamed in her face. "Instead, I'm just going to sit back and continue to watch this shitshow."
Stolas then got out some popcorn, candy, and soda and relaxed as he continued to watch the hellhounds fight to the death. While the Shar Pei was a decent fighter, he was no match for the watchdog's extreme strength, as eventually, the watchdog placed the Shar Pei hellhound on a chokehold before cracking his neck and killed him. He then bashed his head so hard it exploded.
"I'M THE WINNER!!! NOW GIVE ME ALL THE KNOWLEDGE AND POWER IN THE WORLD!!!" the watchdog cheered in victory.
"Sure thing! But first, a word from Slaanesh," Tzeentch said before he stepped back and allowed Slaanesh to conclude this counterattack.
"To make up for our intervention, I will give you both pleasures beyond all imagination. Pleasures that are way better than hurting Stolas," Slaanesh promised.
"Oh, what can be better than me engaging in my sadism fetish?" Stella asked.
"This!"
Slaanesh zapped the two, and suddenly, their lusts and desires changed. All of a sudden, Stella became a masochist, and the watchdog became a somehow even bigger sadist that wanted to hurt Stella. Stella saw the watchdog, and gasped in seduction before stripping her clothes nude.
"DADDY!!! HURT ME!!! PUNISH ME!!! I DESERVE IT FOR BEING A BAD BIRDIE!!!" Stella begged like her life depended on it.
"Sure thing, princass!" the watchdog mocked before he restrained Stella with the blessed cuffs and proceeded to torture her. Unlike Stolas, who was in pain from his torture, Stella actually loved her torture. She moaned as she continued to be assaulted by the watchdog, before eventually screaming as she came.
"OH DADDY!!! THAT WAS THE GREATEST THING EVER!!!" Stella screamed in ecstasy.
"Don't worry, princass! We're just getting started!"
As the swan and watchdog continued their twisted pleasure, Stolas decided that they needed to take this elsewhere, so he teleported them to a BDSM dungeon where they can continue their twisted fantasies, which neither didn't mind. Once they were gone, Stolas turned to the Gods of Chaos.
"Well I gotta say, I did not expect you all to return and help save me from Stella's torture," Stolas said surprise. "How did you know I was in danger?"
"The tape showed us everything, and even though we're gods, we still have our standards. Whatever you did, it wasn't worthy of that," Slaanesh said.
"I agree! They best be lucky I didn't take over this entire thing, or they would've been in FAR worse agony!" Khorne exclaimed.
"Not to mention my pestilence would've left them with toxicity problems for the rest of their lives! They better be glad they didn't got a fate like that!" Nurgle added.
"I supposed you're right about that, but what about Stella? I mean, I don't think she and the watchdog will go on like that forever right?" Stolas asked out of concern with the safety of their BDSM session.
"You would be surprised, Stolas. I made them so lustful towards each other, they cannot do anything else without engaging in extreme torture," Slaanesh stated. "In a way, it serves as irony for both of them. Stella wanted to be a sadist goddess, but instead became a masochist slut! And it looked like that watchdog hated you more than the other two and wanted to hurt you in so much more ways. Needless to say, his plans have changed."
"Well, Stolas, it was great to see you again, though I personally wish it was in better circumstances," Tzeentch admitted. "Still, if you need anything else from us, don't hesitate to give us a call."
The Gods of Chaos then handed Stolas their business cards before returning to their world. Stolas couldn't express how glad he was to have them come in and save him. Especially right at the full moon where he was due to do the exchange to Blitzo. He hoped that it would go well.
"I sure hope Blitzo will be understanding and not take things the wrong way," Stolas thought to himself as he went to continue doing what he needed to do like he didn't witness a bunch of gods terrorize Stella and the hellhounds just now.
Chapter 240: Henry Stickmin
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was interrupted when the door came crashing down, and in came a stick figure. That stick figure turned out to be Henry Stickmin, who made an appearance in games like Escaping the Prison or Infiltrating the Airship.
"Oh wow! They weren't kidding about Stolas going to be tortured at the hands of hellhounds! I got to stop them, but how?"
Soon, Henry Stickmin was given some options on how to stop the tortures. However, Stella and the hellhounds were not pleased by this.
"Bro, we don't got time for this!" the chihuahua groaned. "How about you go fuck off and let us do what we need to do?"
"I know! I'll use TNT!" Henry said as he lit up some TNT and threw it at the group.
"OH FUCK NO!!! GET AWAY!!!" Stella screamed as she and the hellhounds fled. However, Stolas, who was still restrained, couldn't flee, and the explosion eventually set off and killed him.
FAIL
At least be a little more considerate towards Stolas...
The scene suddenly reset, and the group was back to square one.
"What the... what happened?" the Shar Pei asked, remembering the previous events.
"Don't you play the Henry Stickman games? If you fail, you have to restart the scene to pick a better method. He's not going to stop until he wins, so Stella, I suggest you let me go right now and save us all the trouble!" Stolas demanded.
"NO WAY!!! I'M GOING THROUGH THIS NO MATTER WHAT!!! HURT HIM RIGHT NO-"
Stella was interrupted when a bowling ball was thrown at her head, knocking her out.
"A BOWLING BALL?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!" the watchdog screamed. He grabbed the bowling ball and slammed it at his head, causing his head to explode.
"Now... where were we..."
FAIL
No strikes for you!
The scene suddenly reset, and the group was back to square one.
"GO GO GO!!! HURT HIM!!!" Stella begged. The Shar Pei went to punch Stolas, but found that his fist swung away from Stolas and instead hit the chihuahua's face.
"OW!!! WHY WOULD YOU HIT ME?!?!" the chihuahua yelped in pain.
"It wasn't me, I swear!" the Shar Pei denied. It turned out that Henry was now using a remote control to control the Shar Pei's fist. It turned out it was working, as the Shar Pei soon felt himself being forced to use his fist to swing at the other two hellhounds and knock them all out.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU MADE ME KNOCK THEM ALL OUT!!! YOU ARE THE WORST STICKMAN EVER!!!" the Shar Pei screamed at Henry. Unimpressed by this, Henry used the remote to knock out the Shar Pei. Once the threat was gone, Henry went to release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"I did it! I freed Stolas from torture!" Henry cheered as he won. Soon, happy electronic music played, and text showed he got the rank "Forced Knockout." Before Stolas can say anything to the stick figure, Henry left the palace to celebrate. Stolas sighed, then portalled Stella and the hellhounds back to their respective homes.
"How am I going to tell Via all of this?" Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 241: The Couch
Notes:
Requested by Ripjaw7360
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
"Like you, for example?"
The group turned around to who made that voice, but found no one.
"Who the fuck said that?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Stolas, if one of your tiny ass butlers are still in here, then I suggest you tell them to fuck off before we do it ourselves!" the watchdog threatened.
"Sir, none of the employees are allowed to enter our quarters without our permission. I doubt they would sneak in here."
"Jesus Christ, idiots look to your left!"
The group did what they were told and found the couch that lied there.
"Yes, it's me, the couch. I'm the one speaking to you all."
Wait... the couch can talk?
"Okay, Stolass, nice joke! Now knock it off already and let's just get this shit over with already!" Stella groaned before she shot a glance to the wrinkled hellhound who extended his arm toward Stolas.
“Give me your phone”, he commanded.
"Stolas, don't you dare give him your phone! He's going to install spyware on it to track you so you won't escape!"
By this point, the hellhounds were getting annoyed with the couch talking and mocking them. It was clear by now that Stolas was not controlling it, and they also ruled out being on drugs. That meant the couch was alive and breathing.
"What is your deal, bro? Why do you of all things have to talk and have an attitude?" the chihuahua confronted the couch.
"Because I was forced to watch two of these shitty ass torture sessions already while Stella sat her fatass on the couch and even farted on me like it was no one's business! How did you all not hear her letting it rip? Now I suggest you all fuck off and leave Stolas alone for once before I take drastic measures!"
However, this caused the group to laugh.
"You're a fucking couch! You can't do shit to us!" Stella mocked. "And I did not fart on you! I don't know where the hell you got that from!"
However, the couch was tired of the disrespect, so it proceeded to grow arms and legs and stood up, shocking everyone.
"Alright, you jerks want to do things the hard way? Sure thing!"
The couch then suddenly snatched the Shar Pei and proceeded to slam his body numerous times, similar to how the Hulk slammed Loki in the Avengers. The might of the slams ended up giving the Shar Pei a concussion before he died when his brain exploded on impact.
"HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE THE COUCH DID THAT!!!" the chihuahua screamed in terror. "STOLAS, TELL YOUR COUCH TO STOP FUCKING HIM UP!!!"
"Are you kidding me right now? After what you all did to me, you think I'm just going to help you? NO!!! As a matter of fact, I'm not doing shit! Couch, finish them!"
The couch nodded and roped up Stella and the other two hellhounds before assaulting them. The chihuahua and watchdog screamed as they felt themselves get injured from its punches. Stella, on the other hand, shrieked her ass off as the couch ripped up her dress and exposed her body in nothing but her bra and panties, in which it kicked and punched her.
"STOP!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT HUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!" Stella shrieked as she tried, but failed to get out of its grasp.
"Oh, torture isn't so fun when you're on the other hand, huh?" the couch mocked before finishing them off by opening a window and throwing them out the window and sending them to the sky. Needless to say, the group wasn't going to be seen anytime soon. As if things couldn't get any crazier, the couch would gram Stolas's grimiore and open a portal to where the snipers were at. Before they can even react, the couch threw a bomb at them and it exploded, killing them.
"WOW! How did you learn to use my grimiore?" Stolas asked as the portal closed.
"I've watched you in silence for years, Stolas. I know your practices with the grimiore, as well as having to be a bare witness to you and Blitzo fucking, and of course, the torture sessions. I had enough of watching Stella abuse you while you just took it all, and seeing how it was going to be a long time for Blitzo to notice, if at all, I decided to take matters into my own hands. Hopefully, Stella will leave you alone going forward."
With that, the couch returned to its inanimate self. Stolas couldn't believe that something like a couch would be the one to rescue him from torture. He also wasn't sure he it figured out that Stella planned to install a tracking app on his phone. It probably overheard them while they were trying to look for him. Just for kicks, he decided to sniff the couch to see if the fart allegations were truth, and lo and behold, he gagged when he smelled old farts trapped underneath the couch. Those farts smelled an awful lot like Stella's. Basically, not only did she enjoying watching him get hurt, she was even defacing his furniture with her gas.
"I just hope Stella finally leaves me alone..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room to clear his head.
Chapter 242: Don't Drop the Soap Mobile Game
Notes:
Requested by JapaneseHailstorm
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
But before anyone can do anything else, something unexpected happened. A tube formed before the group and sucked them in. All five screamed as they felt themselves get sucked down fast. During this time, their clothes were stripped away as well as whatever possessions they had. Even Stolas somehow felt his blessed cuffs be stripped away from him despite how tight they were. Soon, the group eventually crashed onto the floor. When they got up, they not only blushed upon seeing that they were all naked, but they were in some kind of shower.
"What the hell?! How did we get here? And why are we all naked?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I don't know, but DAMN is Stella sexy!" the watchdog flirted as he slapped her butt, leading to Stella to punch him.
"DON'T YOU EVER SLAP MY ASS LIKE THAT AGAIN, YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!" Stella shrieked. Soon, someone entered the shower with soap and began to dance.
"Sir, can you explain to us where we are?" Stolas asked, but the stick figure kept on dancing. Soon, text appeared on top that said "Beat the Soap in His Hand."
"Beat the soap out of him? That's easy!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he went to get it off of him. However, when he moved to grab it, the stick man would maneuver him away and stop him from grabbing it. "Such bullshit! How is he able to dodge it?"
Then, the text changed to "I said beat it out, not grab it from him."
"But how are we going to do that?" the watchdog groaned, still in pain from when Stella punched him. The text said "Draw something to throw it out." The group was then given pencils to draw.
"I know!"
Stella then drew a ball and threw it at the dancing stick man when he wasn't looking. The ball drawing hit the soap and knocked it down. The stick figure was surprised, but then went to bend over and grab it. That's when the watchdog unexpectedly ran up to the stick figure and forced himself on him.
"WOAH! Why are you raping him?! You should be doing it to Stolas the Coward!" the chihuahua yelled.
"It's not me! Some uncontrollable force is making me clap his cheeks!" the watchdog exclaimed as he involuntarily slapped the stick man's ass. Soon, the other two hellhounds ended up joining in.
"NO NO NO!!! NONE OF THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FUCK HIS SCRAWNY ASS!!! IF I HAD MY PHONE ON ME, I WOULD'VE KILLED THAT PATHETIC IMP OF HIS!!!" Stella screamed out of frustration. Then, the text above them changed to "Screw you, Stella! I was tired of Blitzo and everyone else not doing anything to help Stolas, so I had to take matter into my own hands. Have a nice day!"
With that, Stolas and Stella were suddenly sucked into another tube where they went down back to Stolas's bedroom. Both got up, and Stella immediately went to her phone to look at the feed. However, she found that the snipers were nowhere to be seen. It turned out that I.M.P. somehow got wind of the snipers while they were gone and took care of them.
"You know what?! FUCK IT!!! I am done with this shit! Stolass, I hope you are forever traumatized, you pathetic fucking man!" Stella spat before quickly grabbing a towel and running out of the room and out of the palace. Stolas had no idea how what looked to be some cheap mobile game would not only find out the torture he was experiencing, but also intervene in such an unusual way. He also had no idea if the hellhounds will stay there indefinitely. Nonetheless, he was glad that Stella was finally putting an end to her atrocious torture sessions that he had to endure for the sake of his true lover.
"I need to go to bed... these last few weeks have been intense..." Stolas yawned as he went back to sleep, trying to forget about the events that transpired.
Chapter 243: Black Magick SS
Notes:
Warning: Contains one homophobic slur
Chapter Text
In the rural lands of Tasmania, Australia resided a special band. That band was none other than Black Magick SS, a psychedelic rock band that mixes black metal influences in their music. What most people don't know, however, was that the people in the band's albums actually resided there. The knight from Kaleidoscope Dreams, for instance, lived there. Other residents included the Valkyrian from Spectral Ecstasy, the cowboy from Rainbow Nights, and most recently the Cosmic Crusaders from Burning Bridges. As interesting as this group was, today, they were having a meeting that was set by the Cosmic Crusaders. They got some bad news.
"Gang... we have some bad news..." one of the Cosmic Crusaders said nervously, "Recently, we decided to take a plight to Hell because we wanted to see if Operation U+5350 would be successful there. But during our trip, we came across what looked to be a Goetian palace, and what looked to be torture occurring there. Here's some footage we obtained, but be warned that it is quite disturbing..."
The Cosmic Crusaders then played some footage they recorded from their ship. The group gasped in horror at what they were seeing. There was Stolas, who was restrained in blessed cuffs and being beaten by some hellhounds, all while Stella sat back and watched the madness like she were watching her favorite show.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE THEY DOING?!?!" the knight screamed.
"I DON'T KNOW, BUT I HATE THIS!!!" the Valkyrian yelled in disgust.
"I CAN'T WATCH THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!" the cowboy cried out before pulling out a gun and shooting the TV, breaking it and ending the footage. "THAT OWL DID NOT DESERVE ANY OF THIS SHIT!!! WE NEED TO GET KALI DOWN HERE AND WHOOP THEIR ASS!!!"
"AND WE NEED TO GET MY LOVE IN THERE AS WELL!!!"
"DON'T FORGET THE ECLIPSE I HAVE IN STORES FOR THOSE JERKS!!!"
As the other people talked about their plan on bringing their respective references in the torture, one of the Cosmic Crusaders had an idea.
"I know! Let's get the dinosaurs involved!"
The group reminded him of how good that idea was by hitting him over his head.
"Fuck them dinosaurs! Now come on! Let's stop those idiots from hurting the owl!"
With that, the group would all huddle to the ship, in which they took a journey down to hell, hoping to save Stolas before it was too late.
His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
Quickly, they were back in his bedroom with the usual set up, and he was almost surprised Stella wasn’t changing it. Maybe when she’d grew bored of it, but perhaps it wasn’t a bad thing she didn’t yet.
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that ugly face of yours”, she cooed darkly.
"HOW ABOUT WE TAKE CARE OF YOUR UGLY FACE FIRST, BITCH?!?!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and were shocked to see the Black Magick SS characters all standing there, glaring at the group.
"That's right, idiots! We caught you torturing him while we were experimenting with Operation U+5350, and we caught you and your lackeys beating him up while he was defenseless! What did he do to you guys?"
Stella and the hellhounds were speechless at this. What in the world were they doing here? However, the chihuahua especially took a hard time with this.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!" the chihuahua screamed. "I hate you guys and your stupid music! I listened to Spectral Ecstasy and it was one of the worst albums I've heard in my life! You think using Nazi imagery is going to get me to blindly like you guys? NO! It's shit, and so is your fucking lore! Now fuck off right now, because we need to give Stolas a makeover!"
The knight then pulled out his sword and pointed at the group.
"We're not gonna give up that easy, asshole!" the knight snapped, "Now you all have two choices right now: Either release Mr. Stolas and never return to his palace, or continue to be difficult and we end up killing you all. Which option are you picking?"
"Hmmm... let me think..." Stella pretended to ponder. "NEITHER OF THEM!!! HURT HIM RIGHT NOW!!!"
The watchdog went to punch Stolas square in the face, only to stop when the knight decapitated him, killing him.
"HOLY SHIT!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"And hurting Stolas isn't?!" the Valkyrian asked, shocked that he had the gall to say that. "Last chance! Leave willingly or we'll kill off the rest of you!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE US, WHORE?!?!" the chihuahua screamed before the group charged at the Black Magick SS gang. The cowboy would pull out his gun and shoot the Shar Pei in the head before unleashing a mother's lullaby to finish him off, killing him. Meanwhile, the Valkyrian would restrain the chihuahua and get him high on ecstasy. Once the chihuahua was beyond fucked up, the Valkyrian proceeded to finish him off by crushing him to death with the viking ship. While all of this was going on, Stolas watched, shocked and his jaw to the floor. He never imagined the characters from Black Magick SS would all come together and help save him.
But as if things couldn't get any crazier, the song "Let Go" by Black Magick SS played as the Cosmic Crusaders made Stella dance.
"STOP MAKING ME DANCE!!! I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FUCKERS FOR BARGING IN AND RUINING EVERYTHING!!! I TORTURED HIS SCRAWNY ASS BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON ME WITH AN IMP AND KEPT DOING IT NO MATTER WHAT!!! I'M DONE PLAYING NICE TO THAT FAGGOT!!! WAIT UNTIL YOU STOP MAKING ME DANCE TO THIS SHITTY SONG SO I CAN KILL HIS BURN VICTIM OF AN IMP!!!"
"How dare you call this song trash, as well as use a homophobic slur! Just for that, we're unleashing the dinosaurs on your petty ass!"
With this, the song changed to "Dinosaurs" by Black Magick SS as a bunch of dinosaurs stampeded into the room. Stella screamed as she tried to get away, but was still forced to dance. The dinosaurs would crush her before the T-Rex grabbed her and chomped her to death.
"You see why dinosaurs are our best friend? Anything is possible when you let the magick in!"
As the Cosmic Crusaders cheered, the knight would go to a still stunned Stolas and released him from his cuffs.
"You okay, birdie?" the knight asked. However, it turned out that Stolas had to hold back so much pain and anguish from all the abuse Stella put him through. And after all of this, he couldn't bottle it up anymore. He leaned towards the knight and cried hysterically. Heartbroken, the rest of the group would go up to Stolas and comfort him as well.
"It's okay, Mr. Stolas, they're all gone. They won't hurt you anymore," the Valkyrian whispered as she patted his back.
"thank you... you have no idea how long she had been abusing me..." Stolas wept. It took a little over a minute before Stolas finally calmed down. "How am I going to explain this to Octavia and Blitzo?"
"I don't know who they are, but I'd say be honest with this and make it clear that you're okay," the cowboy suggested.
"Yeah, and besides, let them know that we got your back as well!" the Cosmic Crusaders added, "As a way to show our gratitude, we will get Creep Purple Records to send you all of our albums. Despite what those assholes tried to argue, our music is actually very good!"
Stolas decided to accept their offer as he figured their music would sound nice. Once the Cosmic Crusaders called off the dinosaurs, they returned to their ship and flew back to Tasmania.
"I just hope I can move forward from all of this..." Stolas said before returning to the palace.
Chapter 244: The Pumpkin Rabbit
Notes:
Context:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dbsvgZhCM3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KV-NyRUpC2Q
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before anyone can go anywhere, something unexpected happened. The floor below them collapsed, and they all fell out of the palace and into a new world. When they eventually landed, all five groaned as the got up and saw what looked to be an old house with its windows bordered.
"Wow, bro... you really thought you were clever sending us in this creepy place?" the chihuahua groaned.
"What?! You think I did this? I didn't use any magic!" Stolas insisted. Stella, not buying it, went to get her phone to kill Blitzo, only to find that it wasn't on her. In fact, no one in the group had their phones on them at all. And when Stolas tried to portal back to the palace, he found that his magic didn't work.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME, STOLASS!!! YOU TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE TORTURE BY SENDING US IN THAT SHITHOLE?!?!" Stella shrieked. "YOU BETTER FIND A WAY TO GET US OUT OF HERE OR ELSE IT'S YOUR DEFORMED IMP'S ASS, YA HEAR?!?!"
"Jesus Christ, Stella, chill the fuck out!" the Shar Pei exclaimed as the hellhounds covered their ears from Stella's screaming. "Let's just go knock on their door and see if they can help us get back to Hell."
"Fuck no! I ain't going to their shitty crib!" the chihuahua defiantly said.
"You get your long-haired twink ass there right now, or we're torturing you!" the watchdog growled. The chihuahua whimpered, but nonetheless went to the house alongside the gang. Stolas knocked on the door, and out came a black sheep. That sheep was none other than the Witch Sheep.
"Why hello there, children! What nice costumes you all got!" the Witch Sheep complimented.
"We're not wearing costumes," Stolas said. "We got lost and we were wondering if you can get us back in hell."
"Wow, you children are very silly!" the sheep laughed, thinking they were in character. "Why don't you come inside? We have plenty of candy for everybody."
"LISTEN UP, YOU FUCKING SKANK!!!" Stella screamed in the witch sheep's face. "I'M NOT HERE TO GET FAT ON ULTRA-PROCESSED CANDY!!! WE NEED TO GET BACK TO HELL SO MY HELLHOUNDS CAN HURT MY EX'S SCRAWNY ASS!!! NOW YOU BETTER HELP US RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL INCLUDE YOU IN THE TORTURE AS WELL!!!"
By this point, Stella didn't care that she let out her diabolical plan to this stranger. She was going to do whatever it took to go back to course. However, the witch sheep only laughed, not phased by her outburst at all.
"It's okay, the candy isn't poisoned if that's what you're concerned."
The hellhounds eventually sighed and went inside, the Goetians reluctantly following them. In the living room was the Pumpkin Rabbit.
"Wow, children, those are some fine costumes!" the pumpkin rabbit said in his creepy tone before he pulled out a camera and took a photo of the group.
"Excuse me! You didn't get our permission to take that photo!" the chihuahua yelled.
"It's okay, children. We like taking pictures of our guests. That way, we'll never forget them."
As the pumpkin rabbit said this, the group noticed that there were other photos of children in Halloween costumes on the wall.
"WOW! Are you both pedos?! Do you rape children during Halloween?!" Stella accused.
"What's next, you two also have Diddy in your house?" the watchdog added.
"Nonsense! We would never do anything to harm a child!" the witch sheep denied. "Isn't that right, Pumpkin Rabbit?"
"Yeah, sure..." the pumpkin rabbit sighed. Stolas can tell that he was hiding something, but decided not to question it.
"Okay, we'll take your candy. Now can you tell us how to get back to hell?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Actually, it's getting late. Why don't you all stay here for tonight?" the pumpkin rabbit offered.
"WE'RE NOT STAYING HERE, PERVERTS!!!" Stella screamed. "I WANNA HURT STOLASS!!! I!!! WANNA!!! HURT!!! STOLASS!!!"
By that point, Stella was throwing a tantrum like a little kid, pissed that her plans were failing. Stolas had to practically restrain her to get her to calm down.
"STELLA, KNOCK IT OFF RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT!!!" Stolas screamed. "Look, let's just stay here for tonight, then tomorrow morning, we can go back to Hell and you and your band of misfits can do whatever the fuck you want with me in the palace, alright?!"
"Fine..." Stella sighed. "But if I catch you two trying to molest us, then you're fucking dead!"
"We won't, I promise," the witch sheep smiled. She sure had an awful lot of patience for the angry swan. The couple led the group to the guest room. Stolas and Stella called the beds right away, leaving the hellhounds to sleep on the floor. Fortunately, there were some sleeping bags in the closet. However, even though Stolas and Stella were asleep, the hellhounds couldn't get any sleep. By midnight, they were losing their patience.
"I can't believe this! When I joined, I was hoping to hurt that owl and we'll be done, not be roped into some crazy couple's house!" the chihuahua complained.
"I agree. And to take photos without people's permission? Where is Chris Hansen when you need them?" the Shar Pei added.
"You know what? Fuck it! If Stolas and Stella wanna stay in that shithole, then they can be our guests! But we're getting out of here! No money the swan offers will get us to endure an entire night in this shithole!" the watchdog said.
"Sure, why not? At this point, I don't even wanna do this shit anymore..."
So the hellhounds got up and went to leave the guest room to leave the house and somehow find a way back to hell. Surely, nothing bad will happen to them on the way out, right?
Right?
At around 3 AM, Stolas and Stella were awoken by what sounded like someone calling them. When they looked around, they found that the hellhounds were gone.
"Where the fuck did they go?" Stella groaned as she rubbed her eyes.
"I guess they went to use the bathroom," Stolas said.
"Seriously? I doubt they'd all go to the bathroom at the same time!"
"Maybe they all went to have sex?"
Stella did not appreciate that joke, and bopped Stolas in the head in response.
"THIS IS NOT THE TIME TO BE FUCKING AROUND!!! WE GOTTA FIND THEM RIGHT NOW!!!"
Stella then jumped out of bed and went to leave the room, Stolas reluctantly behind her. When they got to the living room, they found what looked to be a clown at the corner of the room.
"Excuse me, sir, but do you happen to see three hellhounds walk around here?" Stolas asked. The clown didn't say anything.
"Well fuck you too!" Stella flipped the bird before the Goetians continued their investigations. They found the door to the basement open, which they went down. It was very dark, and only the glow of their eyes was the light. Once down in the basement, they found three doors.
"Stella, I got a bad feeling about this..." Stolas said in worry.
"Stolass, don't be a chicken shit! They got to be down here!" Stella said as she went to investigate. The first two doors didn't had anything in them. However, when they got to the third door, it was super dark, and not even their eye glow can shine any light in it.
"Stella, please, let's just turn back..." Stolas said, now more terrified.
"YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE AN ALL MIGHTY DEMON!!!" Stella screamed.
"Yeah, but then you got Striker the Shithead to restrain me in angelic rope and slain me with his stupid angelic knife! And I had no idea what your mutts would do-"
Stolas was interrupted when Stella shushed him. She could see the three hellhounds in the room, before soon disappearing.
"HEY!!! GET BACK HERE!!!" Stella yelled as she went inside the room, Stolas following. However, what the Goetians didn't knew was that the witch sheep was following them, and when they entered the room, she closed the door.
"COME ON!!! I'M NOT HERE TO PLAY GAMES!!! YOU THREE SHOW YOURSELVES RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL FIRE YOU!!!" Stella yelled.
"Stella..."
"I'M BEING DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH I HAVE TO SPEND A NIGHT IN THIS SHITHOLE!!! I DON'T NEED ANY OF YOU-"
"STELLA!!!"
Stella was about to lash out on her husband, but saw he was pointing somewhere. When she turned to where he was pointing at, she gasped. There were the three hellhounds, but their bodies were mangled and bloodied. Someone had killed them. As if that wasn't bad enough, there were also bodies of dead children in the room as well, the same ones from the photos. As it turned out, the couple had been luring children into their house on Halloween to kill them and leave their bodies to rot.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! THEY KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed and cried. And just when things couldn't get any crazier, they soon found the pumpkin rabbit standing in front of them.
"What are you doing here?" the pumpkin rabbit asked.
"NO!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE, YOU FUCKING PSYCHOPATH?!?! HOW DARE YOU KILL ALL OF THESE PEOPLE!!! I KNEW YOU AND YOUR WIFE WERE A BUNCH OF FUCKING CREEPS!!!" Stella screamed in his face.
"Naughty children... I will have to punish you. Don't worry. You won't feel a thing. And you'll get to be with us. Won't you like that, little ones?"
"DON'T YOU DARE GET NEAR US!!! STOLASS, SAVE US!!!"
"What am I supposed to do? I can't use any of my powers, remember? God, I wish Blitzy had helped me grow muscles!"
"YOU MENTION THAT FUCKING IMP ONE MORE TIME-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the pumpkin rabbit, his mask off, tackled her and began to maul her face. Stella shrieked in agony as she felt her face be mutilated. Stolas tried to stop the pumpkin rabbit, but it was no use. The pumpkin rabbit then snapped her neck, killing her for good.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU KILLED VIA'S MOTHER!!!" Stolas screamed. The pumpkin rabbit, however, looked at Stolas with a creepy smile before trying to tackle him. Stolas, not wanting to get killed, tried to find a way to stop the pumpkin rabbit without his powers. He saw a photo album and a lighter, and grabbed it. However, the pumpkin rabbit stopped in his dead tracks.
"Give me the book... please..." the pumpkin rabbit said shaking. Stolas can tell that the book was important to him. Even the witch sheep came out to try and convince Stolas to give the book to them.
"You want the book? Sure! But I hope you like it cooked well done!"
Stolas then lit the book on fire. Both the rabbit and sheep watched in horror as the book was set ablaze. Then, something unexpected happened. All the corpses in the room would come back to life as zombies and glare at the couple.
"Oh, um... hey kids! You remembered when we killed you all out of sheer terror? Well we would like to apologize for that! In fact, how about you all just forgive us and we can move on with our lives?"
Unfortunately for the witch sheep, that did not work, and the corpses attacked the couple. Even Stella and the hellhounds were coming at them. Stolas, witnessing the fall of the couple, had no idea what to do. As he watched them take their last breath, he suddenly passed out.
"DAD!!! WAKE UP!!!"
Stolas suddenly woke up at his body being shaken and Octavia yelling. When he looked at her, Octavia would become sad as she hugged her father crying.
"Dad... I couldn't find you in the palace... I was so worried that you left me and never returned..."
"It's okay, Starfire... I'm still here... I would never leave you..." Stolas assured as he hugged his daughter. As he looked around the room, he couldn't any of the corpses in the room, not even Stella and the hellhounds. Instead, all he found was two mannequins that looked like the pumpkin rabbit and witch sheep.
"Dad, how did you get in this creepy place anyway?" Octavia asked. Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 245: The Rizzler
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"Hold it right there!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked at who they were seeing. There stood none other than Christian Joseph of the Costco Guys, mainly known as the Rizzler.
"No way! It's the Rizzler!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"Yep, that's me!" the Rizzler said as he mewed, "And judging by Stolas being restrained in handcuffs, I am assuming that you all are about to engage in BDSM sex, right?"
"Um... yeah, let's go with that..." Stella nervously answered, not wanting to reveal the more sinister intentions with their visit. Come to think of it, she was surprised with how the Rizzler didn't seem to take note of Stolas's miserable state.
"That's great to hear! BDSM can be a thrilling, yet exciting event for partners, especially with this group of people. However, being the Rizzler and expert on sex and whatnot, I'm afraid you cannot engage in this practice unless you get my Rizzler Seal of Approval."
"Rizzler Seal of Approval? What kind of bullshit is that?!" Stella yelled.
"Haven't you heard, Stella? The Pride ring wants to try and reduce its RAPE CRIMES by having the Rizzler monitor sex," Stolas said, emphasizing on rape crimes, hoping the Rizzler will take a hint, "Basically, he needs to manually approve these relationships before they can engage in sex."
"Don't worry, gang, it's easy to get approved," the Rizzler assured, "I'm going to ask you all a few questions, and if you get them right, then I'll give you the Rizzler Seal of Approval and you can resume your BDSM session."
"Sure, let's do it!" the watchdog answered in confidence.
"Alright! First question: What is a gyatt?"
"I know! It's..."
However, the group stumbled on that question, not knowing what a gyatt is.
"Gyatt is a, um..." the chihuahua stammered.
"Is it a slur?" Stolas asked with his eyebrow raised.
"No, you silly bird!" the Rizzler chuckled. "A gyatt is a brainrot slang used to express admiration. Unfortunately, you all failed that question."
"BRUH! I DON'T WANNA ANSWER BRAINROT QUESTIONS!" the chihuahua screamed.
"Hold on, sir! There's still a couple of more. Next question: What is a fanum tax?"
"FANUM TAX?!?! NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP!!!" Stella screamed.
"Is it some form of tax?" the Shar Pei asked.
"No."
"Is it what Stella takes out of our pay?" the watchdog asked. Suddenly, he lashed out at Stella. "STELLA, YOU BETTER NOT BE PAYING US LESS!!!"
"I'M NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!" Stella shrieked so loud, she almost wiped out the hellhounds.
"We give up! Give us the answer!" Stolas groaned, wanting this mess to be over already.
"Alright, a fanum tax is another brainrot term used to describe stealing food from others. Sadly, you all didn't get this question right either."
"How the fuck were we supposed to know a fanum tax means that? What is wrong with this new generation?!" the watchdog exclaimed.
"I know you all are doing terribly so far, but don't worry! If you get this next and final question right, then you'll instantly get the Rizzler Seal of Approval!" the Rizzler assured.
"Fine! Say it!"
"Okay, final question: Demonstrate a mew."
"Mew? You mean that stupid face you make?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Yes, like this!" the Rizzler then demonstrated his mewing. The group then tried to recreate the mewing that the Rizzler did. However, none of them can mew properly. The worst was Stella, who ended up making ridiculous faces while trying to mew.
"Oh, I'm sorry, guys, but since you all failed the questions, I'm afraid I cannot give you all the Rizzler Seal of Approval to continue this BDSM session," the Rizzler said as he released Stolas from the blessed cuffs. "You all must leave now."
"NO NO NO!!! WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP DOING WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO BECAUSE CHUBBY CAKES SAID SO!!!" the watchdog growled, "IN FACT, HERE'S A PLOT TWIST FOR YOU: THIS WAS NO BDSM SESSION!!! STELLA HIRED US TO RAPE STOLAS, AND THAT IS WHAT WE WILL DO!!!"
The hellhounds then charged at Stolas, only to be stopped when the Rizzler pulled out a Grimace Shake and splashed the hellhounds with it. The hellhounds screamed at being covered by the disgusting shake. Not only that, but the Rizzler then opened up a portal to Ohio and sent the hellhounds there before closing it.
"As you can see, that's what happens when one tries to disobey my commands!" the Rizzler exclaimed, "Stella, I suggest you leave as well, because I am especially not happy with you after what I heard! I'm supposed to reduce rape crimes in Pride!"
Stella gulped before she ran out of the room, not wanting to be covered in a Grimace Shake and sent to Ohio. Once the swan was gone, the Rizzler would turn to Stolas, and found that the owl was crying.
"I don't understand... why does she hate me so much...?" Stolas wept as the Rizzler went to comfort him.
"I'm so sorry, Stolas. I had no idea Stella would have some hellhounds do the dirty work or violating you like that. Who knows what they would've done had I not came in on time! But after this, I highly doubt she will try and harm you again, especially after I write a charge on her for attempted rape. Needless to say, she will be done for as a Goetian princess. You take good care of yourself."
The Rizzler would then leave, but not before he handed Stolas he business card in case he needed to contact him. Stolas wiped his tears as he processed what had transpired. He never would've imagined the Rizzler coming in and stopping them with his use of brainrot and rizzing. But in a way, he was glad he came to his rescue.
"I need to go back to bed... and then I'll worry about Stella..." Stolas thought to himself as he went back to bed.
Chapter 246: The kidnappers from "Even pierced, my heart still beats for you"
Notes:
For context, this is concerning the gang of imps that tried to kill Stolas by ripping his heart out and stabbing it in Neyane's "Even pierced, my heart still beats for you." You can check it out here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/60544108
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"HEY, STELLA!!! Remember us?"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and much to Stella's shock, there stood a group of imps wearing all black clothing and masks covering much of their face. There was one female imp with black hair tied back that looked to be the leader of the group, and she was glaring at Stella.
"Stella, words cannot begin to describe how pissed I am with you right now!" the female imp confronted, "I thought you were going to hire us to kill your husband, but not only do you decide to not go through because of your stupid brother, but you then hire these fucking mutts to torture him instead? What kind of pathetic plan is this?"
"Excuse us?" the watchdog barged in. "Listen, whatever issue you had with Stella is probably from your end. I mean, one of your members is literally texting on his phone, not caring about what's going on! And I'm pretty sure that one is just Millie in disguise!"
"I am not Millie, thank you very much!" the Millie look-alike exclaimed.
"And I'm not just not doing anything, idiot! I'm actually communicating with the other gangs," the white-haired male imp on his phone added.
"I agree with them! Stella, you get those retarded mutts out of here right now and let us kill your husband like we originally agreed!"
However, instead of doing that, Stella only flipped the bird at them.
"NO! I will not let you kill Stolass because as I said, my brother Andrealphus doesn't want me to kill him anymore. Now I suggest you fuck off right now and let me and my hellhounds do what we need to do, alright?"
"Alright, fair enough..."
Suddenly, the female imp leader threw her dagger at the Shar Pei's head, killing him.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!" the chihuahua screamed.
"YOU SHUT UP, YOU LONG-HAIRED LOSER!!!" the other white-haired male imp yelled as the other gang got out their weapons. "YOU ALL LEAVE RIGHT NOW!!! THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!"
"NOT AFTER KILLING MARCOS!!! AND JUST FOR THAT, WE'RE KILLING YOU FUCKERS BACK!!!" the watchdog growled before he and the chihuahua charged at the imp gang. However, they have grossly underestimated their power. Despite being smaller, they were able to dodge their attacks and use their knives to stab them. Both hellhounds screamed as they got stabbed in various places, before the imp leader stabbed their hearts and pulled it out in a gruesome way, killing them.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! YOU IMPS HAVE GONE WAY TOO FAR!!! THAT IS IT!!! FOR YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT FUCKING IMP OF HIS!!!"
She had barely finished her sentence that the imps tackled her down and restrained her. The imp leader would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs and place them on Stella.
"Wait! Don't kill her! Kill me instead!" Stolas offered.
"No! Because Stella wanted to make us go through all of this hassle, she can die like her disgraceful mutts!"
The imp leader then carved out Stella's heart out. Stella screamed in agony as the imp leader took her sweet time. Stolas tried to stop them, but he was held back by the other gang, forcing him to watch. Stolas couldn't help but cry as he watched the imp slowly, but painfully rip out her heart. Even after what she tried to do to him, he didn't think she deserved to be treated like this. Once the heart was out, the imp would stab it. However, unlike the hellhounds, which would've been dead by now, Stella was still alive, but in great pain.
"I don't understand... I thought she would've been dead by now!" the imp leader said in shock.
"You idiots! As a Goetian, even pulling out our hearts like that would've done nothing unless you used blessed weapons!" Stolas yelled as he got the imps off of him. "Now I suggest you all fuck off right now... or else I will make sure you all regret being born..."
Terrified of his threat, the imp gang quickly left the room and the palace, swearing to never fuck with Goetian demon again. Once they were gone, Stolas hastily got Stella off of her cuffs and grabbed her heart as he opened a portal to St. Ans hospital and demanded Stella be treated ASAP. He waited as the doctors got to work healing Stella. Fortunately, they were able to stitch Stella's heart back up via surgery, but needed to stay for a night to recover. Once Stolas was allowed to visit her, he saw the swan lying in bed, looking sad.
"I don't understand... why would you want to save me after everything I put you through?" Stella asked. Stolas went to sit next to her before speaking.
"Stella, even though you have done things to me that would take me a very long time to forgive you for to say the least, you are not irredeemable. If there was one good thing you did, it was to gift me my daughter Octavia. It was her who encouraged me to push forward and give her a normal childhood we never had growing up. And no matter what you do, I still thank you for that. However, I hope this is a tough lesson learned that your actions will eventually have a way to come back to you. I believe that this is karma for having me tortured by an imp. Going forward, I hope you think twice before you try and have me hurt."
Stella only nodded as she realized that she had went too far. First she tried to have Stolas killed by Striker, and now she was going to have him tortured for her own pleasure? She realized that she was going down a terrible path at this rate, and knew she needed to stop or else there would be even bigger consequences.
"I'm sorry, Stolas..." Stella finally apologized. "I won't bother you again. I just hope that you'll let me see Octavia again, even though she'll hate me when she finds out what I did..."
"She doesn't need to know," Stolas said. "But you need to be in her life more, because for the past few years, you've practically neglected her and pretended like she doesn't exists. That is not healthy. I suggest you take this time to spend more time with her besides shilling her out in your parties. She needs a mother figure in her life, whether people love it or not, and though you might not be the best mother, at least it's better than not having a mother figure at all like I did."
Both Goetians would talk for a few more minutes, and by then, Stolas was convinced he and her had finally come to an agreement for once. It seemed like this fiasco with the attempted torture finally woke Stella up in realizing that she cannot abuse him all the time. It also helped that the snipers were called off a while ago, though it looked like I.M.P. found them and took care of them. Though it would be a long while before he can fully forgive her for everything, at least there was a start to her redemption.
"Alright, Stella, I have to go back to the palace now. Via's going to show up any minute by now," Stolas said as he opened a portal back to the palace. "Remember that everyone deserves to be loved by someone, no matter who they are."
Stella nodded, and as Stolas returned to the palace, he felt glad that things seemed to be going well for everyone.
Chapter 247: Animator VS Animation
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
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The computer turned on, and the animator would log onto his computer. After work, he wanted to relax and watch some TV, but for some reason, his TV was acting strange and won't work. So he had to resort to watching Netflix on the computer. Once he logged in, he went straight to choose Selfless. Basically, it was a TV show adapted from a Helluva Boss fanfic, where Stolas had to endure torture under Stella's cruelty, with the threat of killing Blitzo should he fail to comply. Though it had received tons of controversy due to its graphic depiction of torture and even rape, as well as accusations that the creator behind it hated Stolas, it has received a large fanbase for its strong writing and determination for how huge love can be.
"I'm not going to lie, the last few episodes have been crazy with Stella now escalating things to sexually assaulting Stolas now!" the animator said as he clicked on the next episode. "I just hope things don't escalate even worse..."
Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
As the animator was watching the show, he felt his tab get hit. When he looked around the screen, he was surprised to see the Chosen One was standing at the side.
"Hey Alan, you wanna draw something cool?" the Chosen One asked.
"Not right now," Alan responded. "I'm currently watching Selfless."
"Selfless? A show? Why aren't you watching it on the TV?" the stickman asked.
"Well, for some dumb reason, the TV is acting up, so I have to watch it on my computer until I can get it looked at. I'd recommend watching it, though. I think you'll love it!"
The Chosen One shrugged before sitting to watch the show. Surely, it can't be that bad, right?
Lock. Phone. Cuffs.
He was almost surprised she wasn’t asking him to stay still and compliant without the cuffs. Maybe she basked in letting him know he was defenseless, against them, and to save Blitz if he ever made any mistake. But it was still truly helping to ground him, so he couldn’t even completely be against the idea. It was also still better than the ropes Striker had used.
It didn’t even take a minute before Stella was laying comfortably on the couch without a care in the world, looking him down with a grin as he was forced to kneel in front of her after being patted down to make sure he didn’t have any weapon on him.
“It seems like you are starting to miss me dearly, for you to make sure I need to visit you everyday like that. I couldn’t even properly welcome back my own daughter!”
Stolas tensed, guessing what she was referring to, but otherwise still trying to keep a neutral face.
“You’re not saying anything? Come on, an apology is always welcome, you know! Or maybe you were hoping that I didn’t notice? But you are so wrong, my poor thing! I was made aware your impish fuck toy stayed again last night. Are you so weak that you now need him to sleep like a child with his fucking cuddly toy? Hm? I’m waiting!”
Stolas forced the tension away from his shoulders, it wasn’t doing his still healing injury any good, before slowly articulating:
“I am sorry Stella, I will make sure it does not happen again.”
“While I am delighted to hear that, that’s not what I was fucking asking! Why was he there, along with his own trash?”
The temptation to answer ‘why do you care’ was strong in front of such disrespect for the assassin and what was probably Stella’s way to refer to Blitz’s daughter, but even with all the lack of sleep and food in the world, it didn’t take a genius to know it was the wrong answer.
“Via wanted to spend time with Loona, I didn’t…”
“You could have still sent the imp away! Unless you were too weak for that too? Not that I’m surprised, really, but I thought you wanted to keep him alive? So, any good reason as to why he was still there?”
Stolas allowed himself a few seconds before slowly shaking his head in defeat.
“I apologize, I simply did not want to spoil the evening for Via and her friend, and tossing Blitz out would…”
“Of course you’d use her to explain your poor choices!” The swan cut him again. “You are lucky, as long as you don’t speak about our little meetings, I decided I don’t care all that much if he stays around or not. But! It will still have consequences, but you will be the only one to suffer them… Unless you start feeling a bit too comfortable. So, how about that? It is perfect for you now, isn’t it?”
She was smiling mischievously at him, and he met her gaze, suddenly remembering that it was better for him not to look too determined, so he tried not to look back too hard.
“Thank you, that is very generous of you”, he answered in a soft and honest voice that surprised even himself.
Stella wasn’t expecting that either, from the look on her face, but she was quick to laugh it off.
“Perfect, absolutely perfect! Since everyone’s happy with this, let’s proceed! We went maybe a bit too easy since you still had company, let’s start enjoying ourselves a bit more freely now, shall we? But first, I think I have the perfect way to punish you for your disgusting choice of bed partner.”
She had barely finished her sentence that something shocking happened. An explosion set off at the wall, causing everyone to duck. When they looked up, they were shocked to see that there was a stick figure standing there, his hands ablaze and glaring at the group.
"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?!" the Chosen one screamed. "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY TELLING ME THAT YOU ALL ARE TORTURING STOLAS?!?! AND FROM THE LOOKS OF IT, THIS IS FAR FROM THE FIRST TIME!!!"
The Chosen One then turned to face Alan.
"Why didn't you warn me about this, huh? WHY DO YOU ENJOY SEEING THIS OWL IN PAIN, YOU FUCKING PSYCHO?!?!"
"The Chosen One, get out of here right now!" Alan demanded. "I don't like seeing this, believe it or not, but I want to see Blitzo and his gang find out what's going on and stop them!"
"Wait, ARE YOU FUCKING TELLING ME THAT OUR SHIT IS BEING PUT OUT THERE FOR THE WORLD TO SEE?!?!" Stella screamed, realizing that they were being watched.
"Oh no... don't tell me..." Stolas gulped.
"Yes, everyone! This is a show that millions of people are watching. We saw everything! Even the infamous rape scene!"
"Rape? RAPE?!?!" the Chosen One screamed in terror.
"Wha- uh... no! No! I didn't say rape!" Alan chuckled nervously, realizing he accidently told the Chosen One the worst part that happened.
"Look, idiots! We don't have time for this shit! I suggest you two fuck off right now, and let us do-"
The watchdog was suddenly interrupted when the Chosen One breathed out fire at him, burning him to death.
"DESS, NO!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he, the Shar Pei, and Stolas moved away from the fire. "WHAT IS YOUR DEAL, BRO?!?! YOU CAN'T HANDLE A LITTLE BIT OF PAIN?!?!"
"YOU FUCKING RAPED HIM!!!" the Chosen One shrieked before unleashing a fireball at the chihuahua, exploding him and killing him. By this point, the Shar Pei was terrified for his life and tried to run away, but he stopped when the Chosen One roped him.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I AM SEEING!!! YOU BETTER LET GO OF HIM RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL KILL HIS IMP BECAUSE OF YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS!!!" Stella threatened, but then was hit when the Chosen One lashed the Shar Pei at her, knocking them down.
"I gotta do something!" Alan said before he decided to bring out the Dark Lord, a red stick figure who was originally created to stop the Chosen One.
"Alan, long time no see!" the Dark Lord greeted. "What's up?"
"You need to stop the Chosen One right now! He's ruining the show!" Alan demanded.
"Wait, is that Stella?" the Dark Lord asked.
"Yeah it's me! Are you gonna stop that asshole or what?"
The Dark Lord pulled out a sword and decapitated Stella and the Shar Pei, killing them.
"WHAT THE FRICK?!?!" Alan yelled in shock.
"Alan, I've watched Helluva Boss before, and Stella is an abusive bitch! She deserves to die!" the Dark Lord exclaimed.
"Yeah, that's right! We did it!" the Chosen One cheered as he and the Dark Lord high-fived. "This is awesome!"
"NO!!! THIS IS NOT AWESOME, BECAUSE YOU KILLED VIA'S MOTHER!!!" Stolas screamed. "WHAT IS SHE GOING TO THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU DID?!?!"
"I would say she deserves it!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked to see it was none other than Octavia, looking upset.
"V- Via?!" Stolas whispered in shock as Octavia released him from the blessed cuffs.
"I did not trust you alone because every time you were alone, you were hurt!" Octavia exclaimed. "So I snuck back in to see what was going on, and lo and behold, that monster who calls itself my mother was hurting you all along, and even RAPED YOU! How long has she been doing this to you?!"
"A- a few weeks..." Stolas sighed out of disappointment. "I couldn't warn you all sooner because she was going to kill Blitzo if I didn't comply... I am so sorry that you had to be a witness to all of this..."
"No, dad, you have nothing to apologize for..." Octavia said as she gave her father a hug. "The only person at fault here is Stella and those stupid hellhounds. You don't deserve any of this..."
By this point, both Stolas and Octavia were crying as they hugged each other.
"Um, Alan... I think we should go..." the Chosen One said. Alan agreed and turned off the show.
"You guys wanna play Solitaire?" Alan asked. The stick figures agreed and Alan pulled up Solitaire.
Chapter 248: Bombproof
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
If that was all the questions she had, then it wasn’t as bad as Stolas had feared, especially if she didn’t intend to hurt Blitz. He worried she would make use of said warning shot, and he wasn’t sure he would have been able to stay put if she had, but she probably knew as much. Which meant, either she wouldn’t, or she would once he was powerless. He shouldn’t forget she probably had planned something special for him as a retaliation.
Whatever it was though, it was obvious Striker’s presence was one of last minute. Either that, or he really didn’t like working directly under a royal’s orders that way, with his employer present and being able to dictate his every move. He also didn’t seem to know how she usually operated, but was doing a decent job of following the flow.
Still, Stolas filled that in his mind. He couldn’t act up now, and wouldn’t, but the hybrid was an unknown factor, there was no telling what he would do or how he would react. The Goetia hadn’t forgotten what the tall imp did to him last time, which was a bad omen for what was about to come, but he couldn’t fight back yet again. He simply hoped Striker wouldn’t have another idea of more… Permanent injuries. He had done a good job at putting up a good facade for Octavia, he didn’t want for all of this to have been in vain, though at least she didn’t worry for as long as it lasted.
But upon entering the room, the three were shocked to see that it was none other than Bombproof, who was Striker's horse. The horse looked to be upset.
"Bombproof? What are you doing here? I thought I told you to stay outside while I did some stuff with ma'am!" Striker asked. Bombproof then pulled out a tablet and used a text-to-speech software to speak to Striker. Don't ask how a horse can operate a tablet though...
"Striker, I am sick and tired of you always coming at Stolas's throat! I know you hate royalty in general, and believe it not, Stolas is not the only royal demon in hell! Why not come after others for once? Leave Stolas alone for once!"
"Are you kidding me right now?!" Striker said out of frustration. "Why are you siding with that loser? He cheated on ma'am with Blitz-oh the Bitch-oh and even neglects his own child! Some great man he is! I don't blame ma'am for torturing his twink ass these past few weeks. Besides, if he thinks what I did to him on that cave was bad, then he's gonna be in a surprise when he finds I got some pain gel on me!"
"PAIN GEL?!?!"
Stolas wasn't thinking. He suddenly snatched the pain gel from Striker and destroyed it.
"STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed owl's face. "YOU DO NOT DESTROY STRIKER'S BELONGINGS!!! Look, I don't have time for this shit! Striker, tie him up right now and let's get started already!"
But before Striker can even get out his blessed rope, Bombproof suddenly charged at the cowboy imp and knocked him down. He also did the same for Stella, and she yelped from being knocked down.
"BOMBPROOF, STOP!!! YOU'RE BEING A BAD BOY RIGHT NOW!!!" Striker screamed as he tried to get past his horse, but it kept blocking him.
"No, Striker! I will not stop until you and Stella agree to leave Stolas alone," Bombproof said with the tablet.
"THAT'S IT, BOY!!! YOU'VE LEFT ME WITH NO CHOICE!!!"
Striker then went to use the blessed rope against his horse, restraining him. However, by this point, Stolas was at his wits end. It was bad enough that he got tortured and almost killed by Striker once, but twice? And to see him mistreat his own horse like this made him snapped. He went into feral mode and snatched up Striker before shredding him to death. Stella's jaws dropped to the ground as she witnessed the disturbing sight of Striker falling at the hands of the very owl he tried to torture again.
"OH!!! MY!!! FUCKING!!! GOD!!! STOLASS, THIS HAS GOT TO BE THE WORST THING YOU'VE EVER DONE!!! THAT IS IT!!! FUCK THE WARNING SHOT!!! THAT FUCKING IMP OF YOURS IS GOING TO DIE RIGHT NOW!!!"
However, that was possibly the worst thing she could've said at that point, for Stolas would tackle her and kill her as well. With both the swan and cowboy imp dead, Stolas shrieked ferally, asserting his dominance. Soon after, Stolas finally calmed down enough to return to his normal form and release Bombproof from the rope.
"Are you okay?" Stolas asked.
"I'm okay, Stolas," Bombproof confirmed. "I can't believe Striker tried to tie me up. I am so sorry for not stopping him sooner, but the truth is, Striker had been abusing me and physically hurt me if I didn't do what he said."
Stolas gasped as he saw Bombproof show the injuries that Striker gave him from the beatings.
"Oh my goodness... you poor thing..." Stolas said as he hugged Bombproof. "You don't deserve to be abused like that. I never even knew Striker would be capable of hurting you. Stella also destroyed my plants and had a history of abusing pets as well, so I guess those shitheads share one thing in common. Tell you what: I'll adopt you, and you can live with me. You seem like a nice horse that got stuck with a bad owner. Plus, I know a certain little imp that would love to meet you..."
Bombproof agreed, and Stolas would get the papers and signed them to officially adopt Bombproof. He never thought his life would come to a point where he had to take over ownership of Striker's horse, but he was glad to be his new owner now. And he hoped to treat the horse with the respect that Striker didn't gave. Soon, however, Blitzo arrived for the self-defense lessons, and was shocked to see Striker's horse and the blood and guts in the room.
"JESUS CHRIST, STOLAS, WHAT IS STRIKER'S HORSE DOING IN HERE?!?! AND DON'T TELL ME THOSE ARE THE REMAINS OF STELLA AND STRIKER!!!"
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had a lot of explaining to do.
Notes:
Yeah, even though it's highly doubtful that Striker actually abuses Bombproof in the canon of the show and fanfic, I still think it would be interesting to include that dynamic in this chapter. Hope you all enjoyed it nonetheless.
Chapter 249: Nano
Notes:
Requested by Retep niffirg
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He was truly starting to hope he wouldn’t be visited today, when his phone rang. He froze upon recognizing who he put that ringtone for.
“Yes, Stella?” He tried to greet cordially after accepting the call.
“How slow! Can’t you be a bit faster to pick up your damn phone?”
The Goetia suppressed a groan. It barely took him a few seconds, he wasn’t even that long to… Whatever.
“I am sorry, I do not have my phone in my hand at all times. What do you want?”
He was making a conscious effort not to sound annoyed or worse, she sounded pissed enough.
“Your fucking fuck toy is stalking your place, I hope it’s not your doing?”
Stolas froze.
“What?”
He did check on Stella’s goons’ location on occasions, but didn’t want to keep them in check all the time not to try unconsciously to avoid them, and he only checked the others to make sure they were safe. A quick check on Blitz told him that he indeed could feel the imp’s presence in a tree further in his ground, and he had to refrain from looking his way. He pinched between his main eyes with a sigh.
Unaware of Stolas’ actions, Stella continued:
“How did you not notice? He’s been doing this all fucking day! I was hoping he’d give up, but since it doesn’t seem like he wants to do that any time soon, you’ll have to kick him out yourself.”
Stolas blinked.
“You do realize it would be suspicious if I suddenly realized he was here after your call? Plus, he would simply have to come back after a while, or more likely will try a different approach…”
“What, you can’t even keep your plaything away? How useless and powerless can you be, you pathetic excuse of a man?”
Stolas closed his eyes to try and find the patience in him to deal with her, but was saved from having to answer for a few more seconds, as he could hear someone speak to her on her side of the call. Someone who sounded like one of her hellhounds.
“Oh… That’s actually a good idea! You know what? You’re right, it’s too much trouble to have to come to you anyway, so why don’t you just come to us? I’m at Andrealphus’ place, you better be too before hanging up. Don’t try anything, I have people watching you along with your thrash, of course.”
That made him pause again, as she explained exactly where he was to portal. He sighed, knowing he didn’t have much of a choice. He downed the end of his tea and got up while she kept talking. Honestly, it was a surprise she hadn’t thought of it sooner, and he wasn’t too confident walking in the lion’s den, but at least he wouldn’t have to worry as much about Blitz coming right after, or erasing evidence at his place, and maybe he’d be able to spend time in his bedroom without systematically thinking back to all this…
But right when Stolas was about to open up a portal to Andrealphus's palace, something unexpected happened. A portal opened to the Scratch world, and out came Nano, a monkey infamous for his troublemaking schemes.
"Stolas! I'm so glad I saw you! I need your help in something!" Nano exclaimed.
"What the heck? Who are you, and how did you portal into my palace?" Stolas asked, hoping to Lucifer that Stella didn't hear that and Blitzo didn't catch onto what was going on.
"I'm Nano, and I'm tired of my parents grounding me! I need you to come to my world and give them a punishment day!"
"Stolass, who the fuck is that?!" Stella shouted at the phone.
"It's no one, Stella!" Stolas lied, trying to find a way to solve this issue. Why the fuck did Nano have to come in now? And just when things couldn't get anymore complicated, Blitzo suddenly showed up into the palace.
"Stolas, what the fuck is going on? Who is this monkey?" Blitzo asked.
"Blitzo, good to see you came! Now come on, you two! You need to enter the Scratch world and give my parents a punishment day right now!" Nano demanded.
"Kid, I don't have time for that shit! Stolas gets hurt every time we leave, and I need to get to the bottom of this!" Blitzo exclaimed. Stolas was on the verge of a panic attack when another portal opened. It turned out Stella opened the portal and along with her was the watchdog.
"STOLASS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS TAKING YOU SO GODDAMN LONG?!?! WHY IS THAT IMP HERE?!?! AND WHO IS THIS MONEKY?!?!" Stella screamed.
"Look, idiots, we don't have time for this fucking horseplay!" the watchdog added. "You two need to leave, and Stolas, come with us right now. We have some important business to attend to."
"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!?!" Blitzo screamed in frustration. Nano then got angry and proceeded to throw tacos at Stella and the watchdog.
"HEY! DON'T THROW TACOS AT ME!" Stella screamed as the watchdog tried to attack him, but failed. Nano would then enter the portal to Andrealphus's palace, and the group followed him.
"Since none of you will give my parents a punishment day, I will destroy this palace!" Nano exclaimed before he began to trash Andrealphus's palace by smashing the ice.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! DESTROYING SOMEONE ELSE'S PROPERTY IS WAY TOO FAR!!!" the watchdog growled.
"And what you and your fucked up sadistic friends isn't?!" Stolas argued. "You know what? I've fucking had it! I'm siding with Nano and destroying the palace as well!"
Stolas then teamed up with Nano to destroy the palace as well.
"Wait, what was Stolas talking about?" Blitzo interrogated.
"Well, um... don't get too mad about this, but um..." Stella nervously stammered. "I've sort of hired some hellhounds to hurt my ex with the threat of having you killed if he didn't comply, but he deserves it all for being a weak, pathetic fucking man and cheating on me! I mean, you're not too mad about that at all, right?"
"No, not at all..."
However, it turned out Blitzo was mad at that, as he proceeded to pull out a gun and shot the watchdog to death, and then tackled Stella and assaulted her. By this point, Andrealphus arrived, and gasped at what he was seeing.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!" Andrealphus screamed in terror.
"YOUR SISTER IS A FUCKING ABUSIVE WHORE WHO'S BEEN TORTURING STOLAS FOR WHO KNOWS HOW LONG, AND ME, STOLAS, AND NANO ARE GIVING HER A PIECE OF OUR FUCKING MINDS!!!"
"SO YOU TRASH MY PALACE?!?! WHY?!?!"
Before Andrealphus can go ballistic, Nano stopped and gasped when he saw his parents fuming.
"Mom, dad, it's not what it looks like!" Nano tried to defend.
"Nano! Don't play dumb! How dare you go to hell to try and get Stolas to give us a punishment day, and then proceed to trash Andrealphus's palace! You should know by now that it is very rude and disrespectful to do so! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 93849023470923472931807528097548958954789575189715489769803467984367436897234698267894637634817346871346984678648146764807463763478346871468467496170948674609809814637908643746098147089467146098746809146789643743860976348911798461379816437346098463709843617098461713460987098463789063474698709863476094837468903467098463763480963478096347 centuries! That's right, centuries! When we get back to Scratch world, you will be the one getting a punishment day, not us! Now let's go right now!"
Nano cried as he we forced back to his world. Once the monkies were gone, Andrealphus shoved Blitzo away and picked up a now injured Stella.
"Stella, tell me the truth right now! Have you been torturing Stolas with hellhounds?!"
"Yes, I've been having the hellhounds torture him! And you know what? He deserves it! Come on, Andrealphus, I know you hate Stolass too, so you gotta side with me on this!"
"NO!!!" Andrealphus screamed at her face. "What did I just say?! When I said we had other options, this wasn't what I meant! You ought to be extremely lucky your own daughter Via hasn't seen him injured, or else she would ring your ass! As a matter of fact, I am turning you in to the police right now! You are the real pathetic one, not him!"
Before Stella can object, Andrealphus shoved her into another portal into a jail cell before quickly closing it. Andrealphus then turned to Stolas.
"Stolas, I am so sorry you had to go through all of that. I might have some disagreements with you, but even I have my limits. I will ignite an investigation with the Ars Goetia Police, and hopefully, she can finally be held accountable for all of this madness."
"Thank you, Andrealphus," Stolas thanked. "I guess you do care, after all."
"Yeah, I guess so," Andrealphus shrugged. "However, you two are now going to clean up this mess! I don't know why you had to trash my palace, but it was uncalled for! I also hope Nano's parents give him an extreme punishment day for his insanity, even though he indirectly exposed my now ex-sister's horrid schemes."
With that, Andrealphus then left, leaving the owl and assassin to clean up the mess.
"So, Stolas, you wanna have a quick fuck before we-"
"NO!!!" Stolas screamed before he went right to cleaning. Blitzo sighed before starting to clean as well.
Chapter 250: Crazy Fluttershy
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Today, Rainbow Dash soared to Fluttershy's cottage because she was concerned about Fluttershy. For the past few days, she was feeling... weird might not have seemed like the right word to use, but what else worked? She looked dazed, worried, and even frightened. And yesterday, when Pinkie Pie tried to cheer her up, Fluttershy blew up on her in a way that even she and Applejack didn't dare go far. While this wasn't the first time the yellow pony had snapped, it was somehow even worse than in Putting Your Hoof Down. The rainbow-haired pony would go to the door and knock on it.
"Fluttershy? It's me, Rainbow Dash. I know what happened yesterday was, um... bad... but Pinkie Pie has already forgiven you! I just needed to see if you were okay!" Rainbow Dash said. The door opened, but it wasn't Fluttershy. Instead, it was Angel. The bunny motioned her to come inside, which she did. Rainbow Dash noticed that her house looked more messy and even crazed, worrying her even more. Eventually, she was led to Fluttershy's room, and what she saw made her gasp.
There was Fluttershy, panicking while watching TV. In the show, there was what looked to be an owl prince restrained and being tortured at the hands of hellhounds, all while a swan princess looked in glee. As bad as the show was, Fluttershy's reaction to it was even worse, as the poor pony looked terrified.
"Sweet Celestia!" Rainbow Dash cried out as she quickly turned off the TV before running up to Fluttershy. "Fluttershy, it's okay! The show is fake, no one got hurt!"
"That's your excuse?!" Fluttershy asked in a crazed tone, on the verge of snapping. "'oH, iT'S JuSt a fAkE ShOw, It dIdN'T HaPpEn!' THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT LESS TERRIFYING!!! STOLAS IS EVEN MORE SHY THAN ME, AND THE WAY STELLA TREATS HIM IS SO HORRIBLE!!! And then... and then..."
Fluttershy grew shell shocked as she recounted watching that infamous rape scene, which was the point of no return. She collapsed on the floor as she shook harder and cried.
"Fluttershy, no! This show has clearly taken a toll on you!" Rainbow Dash tried to snap Fluttershy out of the panic attack, but it wasn't working. "Angel! How long has this been going on?!"
Angel shook, as he had no clue how it started either. Before either knew it, Fluttershy screamed before shoving Rainbow Dash away.
"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! IF BLITZO AND HIS GANG WON'T STOP THEM, THEN I WILL!!!"
What happened next was unexpected. Fluttershy pulled out what looked to be an Asmodean crystal and opened up a portal to hell with it. Before Rainbow Dash can even begin to ask a question about how she got it, she flew into the portal and it closed.
"Oh no, this is not good! I gotta tell Twilight about this!" Rainbow exclained before flying out of the cottage, while Angel decided to take this time to get drunk at the bunny bar.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
"YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIE!!!"
Suddenly, a high-pitched shriek filled the room, and the group cringed from how loud it was. Before anyone can even question it, however, the door to the room busted down, and in came an absolutely furious Fluttershy.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERS!!! I'VE SEEN EVERYTHING YOU ALL HAVE DONE TO STOLAS!!! YOU'VE BEATEN HIM, YOU'VE TORMENTED HIM, YOU FUCKING RAPED HIM, AND NOW YOU'RE GETTING THAT STUPID PEACOCK BROTHER OF YOURS INVOLVED TOO?!?! I HATE YOU ALL, AND I HATE BLITZO FOR TAKING SO FUCKING LONG TO DO ANYTHING!!! THEY ARE ALL COWARDS, AND I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THEM FOR NOT DOING ANYTHING SOONER!!! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING, YOU BITCHES!!! EITHER LET HIM GO, OR I WILL FUCKING SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!"
Stella, Andrealphus, and the hellhounds were all completely shocked at this. They would've never imagined that a character from My Little Pony would barge in and attempt to stop the torture. Stolas, on the other hand, felt numb to all of this, his psyche too broken to even react to her screaming.
"For fuck's sake, girl, what we all do to Stolas is none of your concern!" the chihuahua groaned as he tried to suppress the ringing in his ear from Fluttershy's screaming. "Now I suggest you fuck off and leave us alone, or else we'll include your crazy ass in the torture as well!"
"Include me?! INCLUDE ME?!?!"
Fluttershy tackled the chihuahua and shrieked in his face.
"GO AHEAD, MOTHERFUCKER!!! TORTURE MY ASS AS WELL, OR ARE YOU ONE OF THOSE WEAK COWARDS WHO ONLY GO AFTER THE WEAK WHO CAN'T DEFEND THEMSELVES?!?!"
"GET THE FUCK OFF OF HIM RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to pull Fluttershy away, but by that point, Fluttershy lost it. She screamed so loud, that not only did the windows shattered, but much of the ice in the palace cracked and even shattered. As the group yelped in pain and tried to cover their ears, Fluttershy would snatched the still restrained owl and used him as a weapon against the group. She started by beating the ever living shit out of Stella, giving her a concussion before stomping on her head until it exploded. When Andrealphus tried to attack her, she dodged his ice attack and bit his neck so hard, she bit off a huge chunk of it, blood splattering all over and having the peacock choke on his own blood until he died.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! THIS BITCH IS CRAZY!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as Fluttershy then turned to the hellhounds, growling like the bear Harry when he was pissed.
"You three, leave now! I don't want you all to get hurt!" Stolas pleaded, his body covered in Stella's blood.
"Wow, Stolas! Even after everything we put you through, you still care for us?!" the watchdog humored. "Well, just for killing Stella and Andrealphus, WE'RE NOT GOING NOWHERE, BUDDY!!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MAKE US, BITCH!!!"
That was the worst thing the watchdog could've said. Fluttershy shrieked again before using Stolas to beat all three houndhells. All three screamed in pain as they tried to block the attacks and fight back, but Fluttershy was too insane to let that happen. Even after they were all gone, she kept using Stolas to beat their corpses until Twilight arrived and gasped at the carnage.
"FLUTTERSHY, STOP!!!" Twilight screamed before using her powers to halt her and move Stolas away. Rainbow Dash, who was behind the purple pegasus, ran to the owl to release him from his blessed cuffs.
"No way! So this all actually happened?!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed in disbelief. Meanwhile, Twilight was trying to calm down a still crazed Fluttershy.
"LET ME GO, TWILIGHT!!! I WANT THEM ALL TO PAY!!! I WANT THEM ALL TO BE SENT TO TARTARUS!!!" Fluttershy shrieked as she tried to resist Twilight's restraint magic.
"Fluttershy, please, you've done enough! Please calm down... we love you..."
Eventually, Fluttershy finally stopped. As the magic restraint was removed, Fluttershy collapsed on the floor and cried hysterically. Twilight wanted to comfort the yellow pony, but Stolas stopped her. He instead decided to hug her as she nuzzled into his chest, even though he was still a bloody mess.
"I'm sorry, Stolas..." Fluttershy wept. "I'm s- s- so sorry you had to endure all of that... no one deserves to be hurt like that... no one..."
"I know..." Stolas agreed as he gently comforted the yellow pony in a similar fashion to when he comforted Octavia when she was little. He turned to the other two ponies, wanting answers.
"Stolas, I am Twilight, and this is Rainbow Dash. From what I've been told, Fluttershy had seen footage of you being tortured, and it led to her mental health to deteriorate because of it. Apparently, she somehow got ahold of an Asmodean crystal to go to hell, and then I presume she tracked you down here and, um... 'took care' of those that hurt you..."
"That's putting it lightly! I know Fluttershy can be scary when she's mad, but not like this!" Rainbow Dash added. As Stolas was still processing the fact that his ass got saved by some cartoon ponies, Fluttershy stopped crying and looked up at Stolas.
"Stolas... please remember that you are loved and wanted. You have people and ponies that care about you. Please come stay with me in my cottage. I will ensure that you recover both physically and mentally. I will care about you more than Blitzo ever did."
Stolas thought about that for a moment. He wasn't sure about that last sentence, as it appeared that she didn't like Blitzo due to taking too long to figure out what was going on. However, he realized that he needed a long break, especially with what he had to go through at the hands of Stella.
"I guess I can come," Stolas agreed. "But for how long?"
"As long as you want," Fluttershy answered. "After all, that's the magic of kindness."
Stolas nodded as he got up and got ready to go to Fluttershy's cottage. As she opened the portal to her residence, the other ponies had some words to her.
"Fluttershy, I think we need to take you to anger management. I mean, what would Celestia think when she finds out what you did to Stella and Andrealphus?!" Twilight asked.
"She doesn't need to know," Fluttershy firmly said. "Besides, she will understand once I show her even just one of the torture sessions."
"I guess so, but remember to go easy on Stolas, alright?" Rainbow Dash asked. Fluttershy nodded as she led Stolas inside the cottage.
Notes:
Chapter 251: Ambiguousamphibian
Notes:
Requested by UltraKirby78
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
But just as Stella said that, however, something unexpected happened. A portal formed below them, and all five screamed upon falling out of the palace. During this time, Stella's phone slipped out of her gripped and got lost into the unknown. Eventually, the group would land on a ground. It was a miracle none of them got injured, considering the speed they were falling. But when they got up, they noticed they were in a land in some game. As it turned out, they were in the Sims.
"As you can all see, I have just imported Stolas, Stella, and some hellhounds in the Sims, and now we get to see how they interact in this limited world!"
As it turned out, they were brought in by none other than Ambiguousamphibian, a YouTuber known for playing the Sims and Project Zomboid. Somehow, he was able to extract the group out of hell and into the Sims where they were left to roam free.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!" Stella screamed. "YOU TOOK US ALL INTO THIS SHITTY GAME?!?! THERE'S NOTHING TO DO HERE!!!"
"Relax, Stella, I've played the Sims before, and it's really fun!" the Shar Pei assured her. "We just need to build a house."
"How about we built a baseball and whack Stolass to death with it?!" Stella offered.
"NO, STELLA!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, I AM GETTING AWAY FROM YOUR SADISTIC ASS!!!" Stolas screamed before running away. Stella wanted to kill his imp, but remembered that she lost her phone while falling.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!" the watchdog growled before giving chase to Stolas. However, Stolas was not messing around, as he shot a magic blast at the watchdog, causing him to explode and die.
"Damn, Stolas, that was unexpected!" Ambiguousamphibian exclaimed. "In fact, I think we can make this more interesting with this..."
Ambiguousamphibian then built some toilets and some chairs and plants. He then proceeded to gather up some Sims in the area as well.
"Okay, you four. I want you to try and kill some Sims by only using toilets, chairs, and plants. It would be really funny if you used these items as weapons, given that you all are powerful demons."
"Seriously? What kind of retarded question is this? Are you drunk or something?" the chihuahua asked, annoyed with the amount of Sims here.
"Just pretend they're Stolas, okay?"
Immediately, Stella grabbed a plant and threw it at one Sims's face. She then used a toilet to knock them out. Meanwhile, Stolas was still running.
"Stolas, quit trying to run away!" Ambiguousamphibian scolded.
"NO! I need to get back to the palace, but leave Stella and her dumb mutts here! I'm sick and tired of Stella abusing me to no end, and they're EXTREMELY LUCKY I didn't eviscerate their asses back in the palace, especially after she threatened to have me tortured!"
"Wait, tortured?!" Ambiguousamphibian gasped.
"YES, TORTURED!!! She nearly killed me at the hands of the hypocritical Striker, and now relies on some hellhounds to hurt me when she could've done so herself like she's always had? I'm done with her swan ass! I hope she chokes on her own period blood!"
Ambiguousamphibian couldn't believe what he was hearing, as he never expected the characters to be this bad. Suddenly, he had an idea. He turned on Aggressive mode on the Sims, which made them more violent. Right away, they assaulted the hellhounds.
"HEY! WHAT GIVES?!" the Shar Pei screamed as he got tackled and punched, whereas the chihuahua screamed when the Sims used his knife against him. Stella tried to fight back, but also got assaulted too. Eventually, the Sims finished the job by stabbing them to death with a sharp plant.
"See that, Stolas? I killed your abusers!" Ambiguousamphibian cheered.
"Did you really had to kill Via's mother?" Stolas sighed, now unsure if opening up to his issues to Ambiguousamphibian was a good idea.
"Oh, don't give me that look! She probably was neglectful for all I know! Now I'm going to send you back to hell. This is going to be a great video!"
With that, Stolas was then sent to a portal back to the palace. Just as he had arrived, however, he was met with an angry Octavia.
"DAD, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I WAS WATCHING A LIVE STREAM OF AMBIGUOUSAMPHIBIAN, AND I SAW YOU, MOM, AND SOME HELLHOUNDS GO CRAZY IN THE SIMS!!! WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?! AND WAS IT TRUE THAT MOM TRIED TO HAVE YOU TORTURED?!?!"
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had a lot of explaining to do.
Chapter 252: Todd in the Shadows
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
All of a sudden, the group heard someone play on a piano. The song in question was a piano cover of KSI's "Thick of It." When they turned to who was playing it, they were shocked to find that it was none other than Todd in the Shadows, a Youtuber mainly known for reviewing pop songs. When he finished playing, he sighed.
"Words cannot begin to describe how disappointed I am with you all... I mean, never in the 15 years of doing this show did I expect to actually get involved and stop some Goetian demon from abusing her husband even further, but here we are. I'm not sure how well I'd go up against them, considering the most damage I have is my knowledge in pop songs, but this should be interesting regardless."
"You have got to be kidding me!" the Shar Pei groaned. "You show up now right when we're about to make Stolas pay reparations for harming Stella and our kind?!"
"Oh, is that what it's called now?!" Todd mocked. "I mean, didn't you abuse him beforehand, as well as nearly have him killed at the hands of Striker? Now, Stella, you better hope those angelic weapons don't affect him in the long run, or else you'll find the court isn't going to side with you very well. Or, of course, you can pull a Diddy and keep all of this shit under wraps until years later. It can go either way."
"ENOUGH!" Stella screamed. "I don't give a flying FUCK what you think! Stolass deserves to be abused and tortured for being a pathetic fucking man who thinks a deformed, burn victim of an imp is hotter than me! So therefore, I suggest you fuck off right now before I send the signal to the snipers and have his imp killed!"
"Is that so...?"
Todd then did the unthinkable. He used his piano to hack Stella's phone to change from the live feed to the music video of Jason Derulo's "Wiggle."
"NO, NOT WIGGLE!!! ANYTHING BUT THAT ATROCIOUS SONG!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he tried to counterattack the song with his black metal songs.
"Looks like hurting others isn't so fun when you're on the other hand, huh? Now how about YOU fuck off?!" Todd intimidated.
"I DON'T THINK SO, BUDDY!!!" the watchdog growled before charging at Todd, only for him to thwart his attack by knocking him out with his piano. When the other hellhounds tried to attack him, Todd would block their attacks with the piano before assaulting them with it as well.
"OW!!! THAT SHIT HURT!!!" the Shar Pei whined as he fell.
"YOU SADISTIC SHADOW PRICK!!! GO BONE YOURSELF!!!" the chihuahua added.
"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST SAY?!?! ENOUGH!!!"
Stella then tackled Todd and proceeded to claw at him with her talons. Stolas, witnessing the entire ordeal, decided enough was enough. After having to endure years of Stella's cruelty and abuse, he snapped. He yanked her away from Todd and proceeded to greatly assault her, not caring that he was breaking his own rule not to hurt Via's mother. Stella screamed and cried as she tried to fight back, but Stolas was one step ahead.
"STOLASS, STOP!!! I'M SO SORRY!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Stella screamed as Stolas slashed her with his talons.
"STELLA, THIS IS THE FINAL FUCKING STRAW!!! GOING FORWARD, YOU AND YOUR BAND OF MISFITS ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE NEAR ME, BLITZO, AND EVEN MY OWN DAUGHTER!!! THAT'S RIGHT, BITCH, I'M GOING TO ENSURE THAT SHE NEVER SEES YOUR PATHETIC ASS FOR THE REST OF HER LIFE!!! YOU ARE TO CALL OFF THE SNIPERS, SIGN AWAY YOUR CUSTODY RIGHTS, AND LEAVE THIS PALACE AT ONCE, OR ELSE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"
Stella was now more terrified than ever, especially with Stolas on the verge of going full feral on her. She had no choice but to comply, calling off the snipers, as well as signing away custody of Octavia and the restraining order, before she got her hellhounds back up and led them out of the room and out of the palace. Clearly embarrassed and humiliated, it was going to be the last time she tried to hurt him. Once they were gone, Stolas turned to Todd, who was surprisingly unharmed.
"Don't worry, Stolas. Being a shadow means my injuries heal quickly," Todd assured. "Oh well, I guess my work here is done. They ought to be lucky I didn't make them listen to a Maroon 5 song!"
With that, Todd would disappear in the shadows, never to be seen again. Stolas took a deep breath as he proceeded what just happened. As weird as it was that someone like Todd in the Shadows would be the one to halt this would-be torture session, in a way, he was glad he intervened just in time before he was placed into a world of pain by Stella's control.
"I need to finish what I started, and hopefully Via's visit will make me forget about that bitch," Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 253: Satan
Notes:
Mastermind was definitely a wild episode for everyone involved, plus we got to see all the deadly sins! Ngl, I was waiting for this episode to drop before I did a couple of characters, and now I got the opportunity to do so. Enjoy!
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU SWAN WHORE!!!"
Everyone turned to who shouted that, and were shocked to see the door break down, and in came robed demons. Before they knew, they restrained Stella and the hellhounds with handcuffs and muzzles, whereas they released Stolas from the blessed cuffs with a angelic resistor and gave him his red robe to put on for decency.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?! WHO ARE YOU ALL, AND WHY ARE YOU STOPPING US FROM DOING WHAT WE NEED TO DO?!?!" Stella screamed as she tried to resist arrest.
"Quiet, bitch! You four are under arrest and will be taken to court for your crimes!"
Before they knew it, the group were then taken to a court. This is the same court that was seen in the Mastermind episode. There residing was the deadly sin Satan from Wrath, as well as the other deadly sins. Not only that, they also found Striker was restrained.
"Oh shit, they got you too, Striker?!" the Shar Pei muttered under his muzzle.
"Damn right they did! I'm innocent, and I'm not going to say anything!" Striker scoffed.
"SILENCE!" Satan screamed. "This is a trial for Stolas V. Stella. Stella and her associates are being accused of the assault and even attempted rape of Stolas!"
"ATTEMPTED RAPE?!?! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?!" Asmodeus screamed, on the verge of going full feral.
"Rape? Seriously? Why would we do such a thing?" Stella asked, trying to deny it.
"Well why was Prince Stolas restrained in blessed cuffs, then?" one of the arresting officers asked as he pulled out said cuffs.
"That's cause Stolas was about to be kidnapped by angels! We were trying to save him!" the chihuahua lied.
"Oh okay... well then explain this!"
A large TV was then shown, and it began to play footage of the tortures. Somehow, they were able to obtain footage that Stella recorded of the sessions from her camcorder. All the deadly sins gasped upon what they were seeing, and Stolas shivered in terror as he was reliving the intense moments. Stella and the hellhounds, however, were still trying to deny it.
"Um... that's not us..." the watchdog nervously said.
"Who else is in the footage, you bloody cunts?!" Mammon exclaimed.
"Those are our evil twins! They did this!" Stella yelled.
"Evil twins? Are you fucking serious right now?" Beelzebub groaned. Then, more footage was shown of the chihuahua attacking Stolas with the knife. "Are you sure you didn't do that?"
"That's not me, bro!" the chihuahua whined. "I would never stab a Goetian!"
"YOU LITERALLY BROKE MY FUCKING ARM THAT DAY, YOU STUPID MUTT!!!" Stolas screamed.
"YOU DESERVED IT!!!" the chihuahua retorted, not realizing he just gave himself away. Then, for good measure, they showed footage of Striker torturing Stolas with his angelic knives.
"Ooooooh, that imp's in trouble!" Striker mocked, acting like it wasn't him in the footage.
"MORE LIKE YOU'RE IN TROUBLE!" Leviathan screamed.
"I've seen enough!" Satan said as the TV went away. "Stella, Marcos, Shay, Dess, and Striker, you all are found guilty of all charges! Marcos, Shay, Dess, and Striker, you all will be executed on the spot! And as for you, Stella, you will be stripped of all power, status and wealth, and banished to live among the lower classes for a century, starting now. On top of that, you will lose custody of Octavia and Stolas will take full custody of her, and you will not even get the chance to see her until she's of age. Court adjourned."
"NO NO NO!!! YOU CAN'T DO-"
The watchdog was suddenly interrupted when a large axe decapitated them all, killing them instantly. Stella also screamed and cried as she was taken away.
"NO NO NO!!! YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO ME!!! STOLAS, I'M SORRY, OKAY?!?! I'M SO SORRY FOR HURTING YOU!!! DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY!!!"
"NO, STELLA!!! YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED FOR ALL THE SHIT YOU'VE DONE TO ME, AND YOU BEST BE LUCKY SATAN ISN'T HAVING YOU KILLED AS WELL!!! BYE BITCH!!! ENJOY LIVING ALONGSIDE THE COMMONERS!!!"
That was the last thing Stella heard before she was thrown out the courtroom, forced to live the next 100 years as a plebian. Stolas then turned to the Wrath sin.
"Thank you, Lord Satan, for bringing them justice, especially before they, um... did something terrible... but how did you found out?"
"Me and my group had been investigating Stella for a while now," Satan explained. "I am absolutely shocked at what I've found, and I hope that Stella learns her lesson for being an abusive idiot!"
"I agree! If it was up to me, she would've spent that 100 years as a sex slave in my ring!" Asmodeus exclaimed.
"And she would've spent that century getting fat from my honey!" Beelzebub added.
"Alright, gang, we get it now. Take care, Prince Stolas, and remember that we have your back!"
Stolas was then portalled out of the court and into the palace. There, Octavia was there, and she cried as she hugged him.
"Dad... I saw the whole trial... I can't believe mom hurt you like that..." Octavia cried as Stolas hugged her back.
"I know, Via, and I'm sorry you had to witness such a terrible sight... but she's not going to hurt us anymore... that's all that matters..." Stolas assured, hoping that going forward, things will get better.
Chapter 254: Vassago
Notes:
Alright, finally time to get the gay parrot guy involved in this bitch
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"AY AY AY!!! CHILL OUT, WILL YA?!?!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked to see it was none other than Vassago, a parrot Goetian. And he looked shocked and disturbed.
"I can't believe what I just saw and heard! You see, I came to Stolas because I wanted to finally hook up with him, and what do I see? YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE HIM TORTURED AT THE HANDS OF HELLHOUNDS!!! Dios mío, how the hell did you even get angelic cuffs anyway? Whose angelic dick did you have to suck to get those?!"
Stella was flabbergasted to hear that Vassago wanted to have sex with Stolas, only to find that he was interrupting the would-be torture session. The hellhounds, on the other hand, were not amused.
"What do you see in this idiot anyway?!" the watchdog confronted. "Stolass is literally leaving this beautiful swan for a deformed imp, and is even neglecting his daughter in the process! How anyone can defend this prick is beyond me! So I suggest you take your Spanish parrot ass out of here, and let us do what we need to do, alright?"
"¿¡QUÉ TAL SI ME HACES, ESTÚPIDO CACHORRO?!"
Vassago then shot out a starburst that hit the watchdog and made him explode, killing him.
"ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, BUDDY, YOU'RE DONE!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as he and the chihuahua ran after him. However, Vassago would do something insane. He turned around and began to twerk. For some reason, Vassago's twerking caused Stella and the hellhounds to get queasy before they vomited.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SHAKING YOUR ASS?!?!" Stella screamed.
"GOD, YOU GAY BIRDS ARE NASTY!!!" the chihuahua added. He tried to stab Vassago in the butt, only for Vassago to fart on him, nearly making him pass out. "MAN FUCK THIS, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!!"
The hellhounds then ran out the room, too embarrassed to continue the torture. When Stella saw this, she got extremely pissed.
"THAT IS IT, BITCHAGO!!! FOR KILLING MY HELLHOUNDS AND DISTURBING THE OTHERS WITH YOUR NASTINESS, I'M KILLING HIS FUCKING IMP!!!"
That was the worst thing she could possibly say, as Vassago proceeded to fart out another starburst out of his butt, which caused her phone to explode upon impact. Stella cried like a baby as she left, humiliated from the parrot's torment. Once they were gone, Vassago went to release Stolas from the handcuffs.
"Wow, Vassago! I never knew you can shoot starbursts our of your butt!" Stolas said with interest. "But why would you want to help me?"
"Because, amigo, us gay birds have to stick together, you know. Besides, you've been shat on too much lately, and you need a break."
Stolas agreed, and decided to have Vassago stay to see his daughter, hoping Octavia can bond with her honorary uncle.
"Perhaps Vassago can be a third wheel of ours?" Stolas thought to himself as he left the room with the parrot.
Chapter 255: Lebron James Sprite Cranberry Ad
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
"But before you all go, we have a special offer for you all!"
Before anyone knew it, the whole area was suddenly decorated in Christmas decorations, and a rap beat began to play.
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!
As the song played, they saw a group of humans (presumably Lebron's family) enter the palace to do Christmas stuff, which further pissed off Stella and the hellhounds.
"Seriously, where the fuck did you all come from? And why do you all have to barge in NOW?!" Stella screamed.
I have just one query...
Then, out of nowhere, Lebron James himself entered the room, drinking a Sprite Cranberry. When he finished drinking, he looked at the group and asked them this:
"Want a Sprite Cranberry?"
"ARE YOU SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! NO!!! WE DO NOT WANT A SPRITE CRANBERRY!!! NOW YOU ALL NEED TO GET OUT AND LET US DO OUR BUSINESS!!!" the watchdog raged, furious that this turned out to be an ad for Sprite Cranberry.
The answer is clear!
Just then, something shocking happened. Lebron suddenly pulled out a gun and shot at Stella and the hellhounds, which turned them all into Sprite Cranberries.
It's the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!
With that, the ad was over, and everyone disappeared. Stolas couldn't believe what just happened. Not only was the torture interrupted by a Sprite Cranberry ad, but when Stella and the hellhounds refused, they ended up being turned into Sprite Cranberries by Lebron. After all, Lebron was infamous for forcing people to drink Sprite Cranberries during this time, something the gang should've learned before refusing.
"...I need to clear my head..." Stolas groaned before heading outside to process what just happened.
Chapter 256: Incestin' Time
Notes:
Warning: Contains incest sex between Stella and Andrealphus
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, the group gasped at what they were seeing. There was Andrealphus, lying on the bed sideways and wearing nothing but a blue room. He looked seductive.
"Ah, Stella, good to see you!" Andrealphus smirked. "You have no idea how long I've wanted to do this..."
"Are you serious, Stella?! You're getting your arrogant brother involved as well?!" Stolas exclaimed.
"NO! I had no idea he was even in the palace!" Stella denied, "Andrealphus, what the fuck are you doing here? Can't you see we were going to do something here?"
"I have no interest in what you and your retarded mutts have planned," Andrealphus sighed before getting off the bed and walking towards his sister, "With you and Stolas divorcing and now it being just us now, I want to take this opportunity to confess my feelings, dear sister. Why the Ars Goetia married you to Stolas is beyond me, when in truth, you should've married me..."
Stella gasped at such a confession. She knew that Andrealphus was gay and that he joked about her being attractive, but to be this serious in confessing his love? She had no idea he had longed her for that long.
"Um... thanks? But... I'm sorry, but I can't... We're siblings, and it'll be wrong. Even more wrong than Stolass dating an imp!"
"Forget about Stolas! Just focus on your big brother..."
Andrealphus then leaned towards Stella and kissed her on the beak. Stella was shocked, and every part of her begged her to get away. But... there was something about the way Andrealphus killed her that made her not leave. If anything, she returned the favor and kissed him back.
"WHAT THE SWEET HOME ALABAMA IS GOING ON?!?!" the chihuahua screamed in disgust.
"I have no idea, but this is fucked up!" the Shar Pei added. By that point, both the swan and peacock stopped kissing and moved to bed, where Stella was undressing.
"You know what? I think I'm willing to give this a shot," Stella said as she completely stripped from her dress and began removing her bra and panties. "But promise me you'll be gentle. It's been years since me and Stolass fucked, and I'm kind of rusty..."
"No need to worry, my fiery vixen..." Andrealphus flirted as he removed his blue robe, revealing his erect cock. "I will be gentle..."
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!!" Stolas screamed at the top of his lungs. "I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM HEARING AND SEEING!!! Look, if you two want to fuck like rabbits, be my guest! But NOT IN THIS ROOM! Take it elsewhere!"
"Yeah, and besides Stella, what about hurting this lunatic?" the watchdog reminded.
"Not now... I need this..."
Before anyone knew it, Andrealphus inserted his cock inside Stella's pussy, making the latter moan. It's been a long time since she had sex, and her sexual hormones were going crazy. Andrealphus held her hand as he began to rhythmically moved in and out of the hole. Stolas, on the other hand, ended up vomiting on the floor out of sheer disgust. He wasn't a huge fan of straight sex to say the least, but incest?
"That's it! We're fucking done! I didn't get paid enough for this shit anyway!" the Shar Pei grunted before the hellhounds ended up leaving the room. However, Stella didn't notice this, as she was too busy taking in Andrealphus's large dick.
"Andy... keep fucking me... oh god, it feels so GOOD!" Stella moaned.
"Yes, dear sister... and your pussy is so wet... you're hot on the outside and inside!" Andrealphus moaned as well as he picked up speed.
"GODDAMNIT!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!!"
Stolas ended up portalling both siblings back to Andrealphus's palace where they can continue fucking, though neither seemed to care, still caught in their own incestuous lust. He could not believe the events that had transpired. Of all of his years of knowing Andrealphus, he never realized that he was in love with his sister, let alone sexually. He was also more shocked of the fact that Stella was surprisingly okay with it, though he believed Andrealphus used lust potions from the Lust ring to get his way. He was at least glad that it was enough to get the hellhounds to go away, and seeing how Stella left her phone, he took it and called off the snipers before portalling it back to the room.
"Hopefully, Via doesn't find out about her mother and uncle's sick desires..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Chapter 257: Fizzarolli/Striker
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Chapter Text
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is-”
"WAIT!" Striker blurted out. "I almost forgot something!"
"Oh what is it that you forgot?" Stella groaned.
"Someone special! Fizz! Get your ass over here!"
Stolas gasped as he saw the door open, and in came Fizzarolli.
"Striky! What's good?!" Fizz exclaimed as he and Striker kissed, causing both Goetians to drop their jaws to the floor.
"WHAT THE HELL?! SINCE WHEN WERE YOU TWO DATING?!" Stella screamed.
"Well, we been dating for weeks now, and I gotta tell you, it's been fantastic!" Fizz said.
"Are you kidding me?! Fizzarolli, didn't you and Blitzo get kidnapped by Striker and Crimson? How come you're cool with him now? I thought you and Asmodeus were dating!" Stolas asked, confused with this sudden romance.
"Well, me and Fizz thankfully made up for it, and believe it or not, Asmodeus had actually been abusing him!" Striker said as he shown hidden footage of Asmodeus abusing Fizz, shocking Stolas, but Stella looked nostalgic, as it reminded her how she used to treat Stolas.
"Wow! Asmodeus is actually based!" Stella smirked.
"SHUT UP, BITCH!!!" Fizz flipped the bird, "Anyway, Striker, what did you bring me here for?"
Stolas then gulped. It was bad enough that he was about to get tortured by Striker again, but to have Fizzarolli involved as well?
"Good question, Fizz! We're going to act like strippers to Stolas and Stella. I bet this swan loves male strippers, and knowing the fruity owl, I bet his Blitzy also stripped for him! Now, Fizz, get that pole out and do your thing!"
"Sure thing, Striky!"
What happened next shocked everyone. Fizzarolli pulled out a stripper pole, remove his clothing, and began to dim the lights as seductive music played. Striker also stripped down and began to dance on a stripper pole alongside the jester.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! I DID NOT INVITE YOU TO STRIP AND ACT LIKE DEGENERATES!!! I INVITED YOU TO... GODDAMNIT!!!"
Despite Stella's outburst, both imps continued to pole dance as Stolas was having conflicted thoughts on what he was seeing. Then, Stella suddenly felt her dress be ripped up, exposing her body, which made her blush. Striker then crawled to Stella.
"Come on, m'am... I know you want me to fuck you..."
"NO!!! IT'S BAD ENOUGH WE GOT STOLASS DISGRACING THE FAMILY NAME WITH HIS DEFORMED IMP!!! I DON'T WANT TO STOOP TO HIS LEVEL!!!"
She had barely finished her sentence that Striker leaned forward and kissed her. His lips were laced with lust dust, which hit Stella and made her fall in love with Striker. She ended up kissing him back as they caressed each other's body, with Striker removing her bra and panties. Meanwhile, Fizzarolli was twerking in front of Stolas.
"I don't understand... why now?" Stolas asked.
"Because, Stolas, it's time you be proud of your sexuality! Don't let the heteronormative royal family suppress you!"
And just when things couldn't get any crazier, the door suddenly opened, and the three hellhounds came in and gasped at what they saw.
"HOLY SHIT!!! I THOUGHT I WAS SEEING THINGS!!!" the chihuahua screamed as the Shar Pei hellhound vomited at the floor.
"WHAT THE- HOW DID YOU ALL GET IN?!?!" Stolas shouted.
"Stolas, the tracking app we downloaded also allowed us to spy on your palace," the watchdog explained. "When we heard Striker was going to do this torture session, me and the boys were going to watch it on the security cameras, only to find that apparently, not only was Striker dating Fizzarolli, but now they're twerking and having sex like they're in a fucking trap house!"
As he explained this, Stolas turned to find that both the swan and cowboy imp were now having sex, both lost in the pleasure of lust to pay mind to the arrival of the hellhounds.
"You doggies fuck off! Me and Striky got here first!" Fizzarolli sternly said.
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE US, NO LIMBS?!?!" the chihuahua screamed before the hellhounds charged at Fizz. However, by this point, Stolas decided enough was enough. He suddenly went into feral mode and attacked the hellhounds. All three screamed as the feral owl shredded them in a similar manner he did to D.H.O.R.K.S.'s agents in the Truth Seekers episode. As blood sprayed the room, Striker and Stella ended up being drenched in blood as they both came from sex.
"DAMN, STOLAS! I didn't knew you can go crazy like that!" Fizz exclaimed as Stolas returned to his normal form.
"You have no idea what those three have done to me... Stolas sighed before he stopped the music and turned on the lights. "I suggest you all leave now. I've been stressed out these past few weeks, and I would really like a break from the madness!"
"Fine. But Striker, can I please be a third wheel to your relationship?"
"Sure thing, m'am! Me and Fizz wanted to have an open relationship, and I think this would be awesome!"
With that, Stella, Striker, and Fizzarolli all left the room, with Stella completely forgetting what she originally came here for. However, before they left, Stolas would sneak into her phone and call off the snipers, ensuring that Blitzo was safe for good. He then went to remove the tracking app on his phone, as he felt like he didn't need it anymore. Thus, ending the torture sessions for good.
"Now I need to get this mess cleaned up before Blitzo arrives," Stolas said as he went to find the nearest maid.
Chapter 258: SCP-1471
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
On her screen was what looked to be a large humanoid figure with a canid-like skull and black hair. That monster was SCP-1471, the infamous wolf monster that terrorized people who downloaded its app. Stolas, however, didn't knew who SCP-1471 was, and was confused if anything.
"Um, Stella...? Why is there a monster on your screen?" Stolas asked. Stella looked back at her phone and gasped.
"What the hell?! I wasn't supposed to show you that!" Stella exclaimed as she tried to pull up the app that she was supposed to show, but for some reason, she couldn't get rid of the image.
"Stella, I have no time for this shit. I suggest you and those hellhounds leave my property at once-"
Stolas was suddenly interrupted when one of the windows shattered, and in came SCP-1471, smiling creepily at the swan.
"Hi, Stellaaaaaaa..." SCP-1471 said eerily.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?!?!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"I've been stalking Stella ever since she downloaded my app, and now it's time to kill her!" SCP-1471 laughed like some villain in a bad cartoon.
"OH NO!!! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO STOP US FIRST, BUDDY!!!"
The hellhounds then charged at SCP-1471, only for the latter to disappear. When the group looked around to find it, SCP-1471 would appear right behind the chihuahua and suddenly snap his neck, killing him.
"STOP THIS!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!" Stella cried out, but to no avail. SCP-1471 would then grab the chihuahua's knife and use it to stab the Shar Pei in the abdomen before biting a huge chunk of his brain off, killing him. The watchdog let out a feral scream before tackling SCP-1471 and punching it. But even with such a brutal attack, SCP-1471 wasn't fazed in the slightest. Instead, it kicked the watchdog in the balls so hard he ended up crying as he fell on the ground. Once distracted, SCP-1471 would stomp at his chest until his ribcage shattered, then finished him off by slicing him in half.
"MY GOODNESS!!! TALK ABOUT BRUTALITY!!!" Stolas screamed while Stella cried for the loss of her hellhounds and her plan being foiled. SCP-1471 then turned to the swan.
"Now that your pathetic mutts are gone, let's have some fun now..."
However, Stolas would get in SCP-1471's way and block it with his demonic shield.
"ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! I don't care what you do to the hellhounds, but you are not to touch Via's mother. Got it?!" Stolas warned.
"Wow, Stolass! I love how even after everything I've put you through, you still wanna defend me! You really are a helpless spine!" Stella mocked, pissing off Stolas so much that he removed the shield.
"You know what? Fuck it! Since you show no appreciation for what I do, I'm not stopping that thing! See you in double hell, bitch!"
Stolas barely finished that sentence that SCP-1471 would tackle Stella and maul her face. Stella screamed at the huge amount of pain from the brutal mauling, finished when SCP-1471 decapitated her with the knife.
"Thanks for letting me have a moment with that swan! For a second, I was about to kill you as well for trying to stop me! Oh well. Gonna get going now, and please don't snitch on me to the SCP!"
SCP-1471 then left the palace, never to be seen again. Stolas couldn't believe what had just happened. Stella's plan to try and hurt him again ended up being foiled by SCP-1471, who showed zero mercy in massacring the group. He wasn't sure what Stella was trying to show him on the phone, but he hoped it wasn't something awful that would've left him with no choice but to comply with her insane demands.
"I need to get the mess cleaned up before Octavia arrives," Stolas said as he left the area to make some calls.
Chapter 259: Future Marcos and Shay
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"NO!!! STOP!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked at who it was. It turned out that there was another clone of the Shar Pei and chihuahua hellhounds, only they looked to be a bit transparent.
"Okay, what the fuck? Stolas, did you really think you were clever spawning clones of ours before we got started?" the Shar Pei asked.
"We're not just clones! We're your future selves!" the ghost chihuahua confirmed. "Basically, when you did this torture, it was a point of no return for all of you! When Blitzo and his cronies found out, he killed me and Marcos, Dess got sent to jail for life, and even Stella and Andrealphus got exposed so badly, the family disowned their asses!"
"Not to mention me and Shay especially got brutal killings, and I'm fucking traumatized because of it!" the ghost Marcos wept. "Please, you all... don't do this... if you don't want a fate worse than death, then please release Stolas and leave the premise..."
The group couldn't believe what they were seeing. Not only were they seeing some of their future selves, but allegedly, their future would be dark and grim should they go through with this torture. However, Stella wasn't convinced.
"Wow! You really think that was going to work, Stolass? You think some ghosts you came up from your ass would stop this?" Stella mocked.
"Again, it wasn't me! How in the world would I have been able to do this?" Stolas denied.
"Man, fuck this shit! We're doing this no matter what!" Marcos said as he went to punch him. However, his future self tackled him to the ground. "HEY! MIND YOUR OWN BEESWAX!!!"
"NO!!! WE WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO HURT STOLAS!!!"
Soon, both the ghosts were fighting themselves in an attempt to stop the torture from happening. Dess got impatient and went to punch Stolas, only for ghost Shay to stab him in the back. "OW! YOU IDIOT!"
"BRO, PLEASE! DON'T DO THIS!" ghost Shay pleaded before kicking Shay and Dess out of the room. Ghost Marcos also kicked Marcos out of the room before they shut the door and locked it.
"LET US IN!!!" the present hellhounds pleaded, but they couldn't get the door open again. Pissed, Stella went to send the signal, only for ghost Marcos to snatch her phone and smash it.
"STELLA, WE'RE DEAD SERIOUS!!! RELEASE STOLAS, TAKE US AWAY, AND NEVER RETURN!!!"
Stella was taken aback by this, but without her phone, she didn't had any leverage to stop them. She sighed before releasing Stolas from the blessed cuffs and then opening the door.
"Guys, I'm sorry, but I can't do this anymore," Stella sighed. "If what the ghosts are saying is true, then I don't want to be disowned or even killed! I will pay you extra for your time, but... promise me you won't try and harm Stolas?"
The hellhounds agreed, albeit reluctantly. The watchdog especially needed his back checked. As they left, Stella looked at Stolas one last time.
"You better be lucky some Christmas Carol rejects saved your sorry ass!" Stella glared.
"JUST GO!!!" Stolas screamed, and Stella would scoff before leaving. Once the group was gone, Stolas turned to the ghosts. "So... what now?"
"Well, since we were able to stop the events of the torture, that means we'll be spared and not die! Plus, you won't have to deal with the trauma of our actions, so I guess this is a win-win for us," ghost Marcos said.
"Yeah, and we're all so sorry for hurting you. If I had to do it over again, I would've never accepted her offer! Well, I guess we'll going to disappear now. Have a good life with Blitzo..."
With that, both hellhound ghosts would disappear and never be seen again. Stolas couldn't believe what had transpired. They implied that this wasn't going to be a one-time thing, and that there would've been several had this went on. It made him concerned what was exactly going to happen had this torture went through, but he would've been better off not knowing.
"Well, I guess I can focus on Via to get my mind off of this weirdness," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 260: Spamtopia
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Just then, the group suddenly no-clipped below the floor and fell through into a new dimension. During this, the blessed cuffs from Stolas glitched out, freeing him from restraints, and Stella's phone flew away. Eventually, all five stopped falling on the floor, and crashed onto the ground. As they struggle to get up, all gasped in awe at what they were seeing.
Welcome to Spamtopia
Please enjoy your stay
There is one big rule here
So please, oh please, obey
Please do not make eye contact with ANYONE
It's very offensive to us
Please respect our tradition
Yep. As it turned out, the group got teleported to Spamtopia from Smiling Friends, where everything was psychedelic-like and weird, and the residents speaking in text-to-speech voices. It was a cultural shock to the demons, and Stella was especially upset at this.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! STOLASS, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU TELEPORT US TO THIS SHITHOLE?!" Stella screamed.
"Stella, the blessed cuffs muffles all of my powers, teleportation included! And besides, I didn't even knew such a place existed until now!"
"Well, I hate it! Stolass, you better get us out of here, or else we'll make the torture ten times worse!"
Stolas groaned at this, but figured it should be easy. The problem was, his portal magic wasn't working for whatever reason, so he had to come up with a plan B. They went to the nearby bar to find someone willing to help them. They found a jester named Oscar. They went to sit with him, making sure not to look at him in the eye to respect tradition.
"Good evening, sir, but we need to find a way to get back to Hell. Do you know the way out of here?" Stolas asked. Oscar responded by saying "blah blah blah" in text-to-speech.
"Bro, come on, we don't got time for this!" the chihuahua whined. "We were about to do something important before we suddenly got sent here, and we need to go back stat!"
Just then, the Spamtopia Waitress arrived to take their orders.
"Um... can I have a glass of water please?" Stolas asked. The waitress responded by screaming as she disappeared. "Well that was interesting."
"Okay, fuck this!" the watchdog groaned before he and the other two hellhounds went outside. "LISTEN UP, IDIOTS!!! WE NEED TO RETURN TO HELL ASAP!!! IF YOU DON'T TELL US HOW TO RETURN, THEN WE'RE GONNA START BREAKING SHIT!!!"
However, none of the residents paid any mind to it, so Stella and the hellhounds started to assault them. The residents tried to fight back, but found they were no match for the hellhound's strength and Stella's screaming and slashing.
"YOU FOUR STOP IT NOW! WE'RE NOT GOING TO RETURN TO HELL AT THIS RATE!" Stolas screamed. But not only did they not listen, when Oscar came to confront them, they looked at him in the eye.
"I can't believe this! Not only did you hurt my citizens, but you also looked at me in the eye!" Oscar exclaimed, now angry.
"NO SHIT WE DID! WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?!"
Cut to them now tied and at the town center, where the residents were yelling at them. Stolas was attending the crowd, and was worried for them.
"Please don't be too harsh on them, especially Stella!" Stolas pleaded. Even after what they tried to do to him, he didn't want Via's mother to be hurt.
"I'm sorry, Stolas, but they broke tradition, and they must pay..."
Oscar then began to execute the hellhounds, starting with the Shar Pei, then chihuahua, and finally the watchdog. For all three of them, he ripped their bodies in half with his bare hands, killing them.
"STOLASS, GET ME OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!" Stella pleaded as Oscar killed the watchdog. Stolas decided he needed to take drastic measures. So he got up on the stage and pulled out the knife that the chihuahua dropped.
"STOP RIGHT NOW!!! I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO KILL VIA'S MOTHER!!!" Stolas screamed as he threatened the king with the knife. Oscar, however, had another trick up his sleeve. He unleashed the waitress on the owl prince, now having a scary face and screeching even louder.
"OH SHIT!!! WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE!!!" Stolas screamed before snatching Stella and running with her. Oscar, the waitress, and the residents all gave chase to the Goetians as Stolas would steal a jeep and drive. Stolas went as far as to run over some of the residents trying to block his path. They eventually got to the right road that took them out of the city and into the desert.
"Great, now about returning to hell...?" Stella asked. Stolas then noticed that the jeep had a teleporter system on it. He used it to teleport back to the palace, and it then opened up to the palace. He drove through it, and it quickly closed.
"Aw thank goodness! I thought I was going to-"
Stella was interrupted when Stolas slapped her in the face.
"Stella, let this be the very last time you try and hurt me... otherwise... I will ensure you don't live to see another day... do I make myself clear?"
Stella gulped before nodding, realizing that Stolas was done playing her games. With this, Stolas would release Stella from the ropes and they both got out, only to find that Octavia was waiting at the entrance.
"Mom, dad, thank fuck you two are here!" Octavia exclaimed as she ran to hug them. "Where were you, and what's with the jeep?"
"Oh, um... about that..." Stolas sighed, realizing that he and Stella had some explaining to do.
Notes:
I don't know, gang, at the time of writing, I think we're right at the cusp of this shit ending in the canon (assuming Stella and Andrealphus don't drag this shit on by taking it to court). If the torture does end in canon, do you all want some big mega finale to finally end this series? Any ideas can be helpful.
Chapter 261: Lore Explorer
Notes:
For those who are keeping up with the comment section in Selfless, you may be familiar with Lore Explorer, who ask questions about the lore of the fanfic. Also, don't really know the user's gender, so I'll be using they/them pronouns if they don't mind.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
But before Stolas's powers can be muffled, however, something unexpected happened. A portal suddenly opened in the room, and out of it came someone. That person turned out to be Lore Explorer, who was mainly known for being a Selfless fan and asking questions relating to the events.
"Wow! It turns out my portal magic worked!" Lore Explorer said as the portal closed. "I can't believe I'm actually in this fanfic in person. And right when the torture is about to begin too!"
The group looked at them oddly, shocked that Lore Explorer somehow knew what was going to happen.
"You have got to be kidding me!" Stella exclaimed, "Look, I have no time for this bullshit! I suggest you leave this room at once, and do not speak a word of what we're doing here, okay?"
"No thank you, Stella, I need to ask you some questions. Like how did you hire those hellhounds exactly? I wonder if you met them in person beforehand or if you hired them in a hiring site. Also, I have a question for the chihuahua guy. It turns out the predictions that you're a metalhead are right, especially with your Der Stürmer shirt. May I ask how you're importing human band merchandise?"
"It's none of your business where I get my shit, nor how Stella hired us, alright? Now fuck off!" the chihuahua threatened.
"Not yet, guys, I need to ask-"
Lore Explorer was suddenly interrupted when the watchdog grabbed them and restrained them with the blessed cuffs. "Hey! Get those cuffs off of me!"
"You idiots! Place them on Stolass, not them!" Stella pleaded.
"Sorry, princess, but we're changing plans. No one is going to halt the torture sessions and get away with it!"
"Look, sir, I don't mean any ha-"
Lore Explorer couldn't even finish their sentence when the Shar Pei punched them and sent them flying in the middle of the room. As Lore Explorer tried to get up, the same hellhound would kick them.
"LEAVE THEM ALONE! HURT ME INSTEAD!" Stolas yelled as he tried to stop the hellhounds, but Stella stopped him.
"No, Stolass! On second thought, maybe this idiot needs to be tortured instead!"
"Please, guys, I'm sorry, okay?! Please stop hurting- AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Lore Explorer screamed as the chihuahua began to use his knife to slice them. As this went on, however, Stolas noticed some aura forming around them.
"Um, guys...? I think you should stop..." Stolas said out of fear.
"Shut up, birdie! I need my tu-"
Just then, Lore Explorer screamed as they broke out of the blessed cuffs and went into they hyper mode.
"I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO STOP HURTING ME!!!" Lore Explorer screamed before snatching the chihuahua and ripping him in half, killing him.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU KILLING HIM IN THAT MANNER?!?!" Stella screamed in terror.
"NO!!! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU TORTURING HIM?!?! I JUST WANTED TO ASK YOU ALL QUESTIONS, AND YOU TRIED TO FLIP IT ON ME!!! NOW PREPARE TO FEEL MY WRATH!!!"
Lore Explorer then shot laser beams out of their eyes, hitting the other two hellhounds and causing them to explode from the radiation.
"THAT IS IT!!! FOR BARGING IN HERE AND RUINING EVERYTHING, I'M GOING TO KILL HIS FUCKING IMP NOW!!!"
However, that was not the best thing to say, especially with Stolas nearby. He beat Stella to grabbing her phone and breaking it before he shoved her in another portal to Andrealphus's palace.
"Stella, let this be the last time you pull something like this again! Not unless I ensure you regret being born! Do I make myself fucking clear?!"
Stella nodded, realizing Stolas wasn't going to put up with her shit anymore, and he then closed the portal. Lore Explorer then returned to their normal form, their injuries having been healed from their hyper mode.
"Stolas, I'm so sorry about this. I had the hyper mode activated in preparation just in case things got bad, and I also had it designed to override the blessed weapons and restraints if needed. I just wanted to ask them directly, and didn't expect them to try and hurt me instead..." Lore Explorer sighed.
"No need to apologize. Stella has been abusing me way before this, and it was about time someone finally stood up to her. What is your name?"
"Lore Explorer. At least we can both agree that no one will miss those hellhounds, right?"
"Yeah, I guess so..."
With that, Lore Explorer decided to call it a day, and opened a portal back to their residence before closing it. Stolas was surprised that someone like Lore Explorer would come in to stop the torture from happening, even if they ended up getting hurt in the process. He heard about them referring to this as a fanfic, and he regretted not asking them to clarify it, but he figured it shouldn't really matter in the long run.
"Now I need to get rid of their bodies before Via gets here," Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 262: Zlut385's Chaco
Notes:
Context: Chaco is a character from Cave Story. This particular version of her is Zlut385's version, who is a nurse and "treats" people by licking their asses. No, seriously, it's pretty wild.
Warning: Contains a couple of explicit images in this one. Scroll down at your own risk.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as they walked closer to the bedroom, the group noticed something weird. There was a line that was going across the hallway. The line consisted of mimiga, a species in Cave Story. Right away, Stolas was confused, as he didn't remember these people at all.
"Excuse me, but who are you all, and what are you doing in my palace?" Stolas asked.
"Oh! Hello there!" one of the mimiga said nervously, "We're all here in line because Nurse Chaco is here to, um... treat us..."
"Who the fuck is Nurse Chaco? Stolas, why are you allowing nurses to roam your crib?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I don't know who the fuck Nurse Chaco is, okay?!" Stolas denied, but none of them were buying it.
"Okay, idiots, where the fuck is this nurse at? We need to have a word with her..." Stella firmly said.
"She's in Stolas's master bedroom, but please get in line-"
Stella barely allowed him to finish that she ran straight to the room, and Stolas and the hellhounds reluctantly followed her. When they burst in the room, the group gasped at what they saw...
There was none other than Nurse Chaco, who was kissing and licking the butt of one of the mimiga. He was shaking and moaning as she continued to lick him, and his cock was seen getting hard and stiff, leaking precum.
"Oh... Nurse Chaco... your lips... oh... SHIT, I'M GONNA-"
Just as he was about to cum, however, Nurse Chaco would stop, halting his cumming in time.
"NO NO NO!!! PLEASE, NURSE CHACO, DON'T STOP!!! I WAS ABOUT TO CUM!!!" the mimiga cried.
"No swearing," Nurse Chaco sternly said. "You should know better than to say the s word in front of me. Now I suggest you go home or go back in line."
"EXCUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME!!!" Stella screamed, causing both Chaco and the mimiga to turn their heads and gasp. "WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!"
"Hey! You five cannot skip the line! Please go back to the end of the line," Nurse Chaco firmly said.
"NO! I cannot believe the amount of degeneracy I'm seeing!" the chihuahua said in disgust. "It's no wonder Stella wants Stolas tortured, because he's allowing some bimbo nurse bitch to take over his palace! Now you better take this shit elsewhere, because we need to do what we need to do!"
"I don't think so! Get out right now!" Nurse Chaco exclaimed.
"Um... Mrs. Stella... can you please help me cum...?" the mimiga meekly said.
"IN YOUR DREAMS, YOU PATHETIC DEGENERATE!!!" Stella shrieked before tackling Nurse Chaco and attacking her. However, Nurse Chaco retaliated by injecting a sedative behind her back, causing the swan princess to pass out.
"OKAY, BITCH, YOU ASKED FOR IT!!!" the watchdog growled before the three hellhounds charged at the nurse. However, Nurse Chaco was far more powerful than she looked. She dodged their attacks and pulled out a mallet to assault them. With the hellhounds knocked down, she tore off their pants to expose their penis and anus, and then used her tongue to lick the chihuahua's anus while using her fingers to stick in the butts of the other two hellhounds and press on their prostate.
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH SHIT!!! SHE'S ONE KINKY BITCH!!!" the chihuahua moaned from the pleasure of the rimjob. Stolas, meanwhile, vomited at such a sight. By this point, the mimiga's from outside came in and proceeded to jack off to such a sight. The mimiga who was denied cum ended up having to finish by cumming on a still passed out Stella.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE WHAT I AM WITNESSING!!! YOU ALL SOMEHOW TOPPED ME AND BLITZY IN BEING THE KINKIEST IN HELL!!!"
Eventually, the hellhounds screamed in ecstasy as they all came from Nurse Chaco's rimjob and analplay. By the time she pulled out, all three hellhounds were spent. Stella then woke up and gagged when she realized she got cummed on.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO CAME ON ME?!?!" Stella shrieked. The mimiga shook as he raised his hand, and Stella used her talons to slit his throat, killing him.
"THAT!!! IS!!! IT!!! I AM DONE!!! I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! YOU ALL HAVE FIVE SECONDS TO GET OUT OF MY PALACE, OR I WILL ENSURE THAT YOU WILL GET THE MOST AGONIZED, PAINFUL DEATH POSSIBLE!!!"
This immediately caused all the mimiga's to run out of the palace in terror, and Stella had to carry all three of the tired hellhounds out of there as well. Nurse Chaco would head out, but first, she did a pose.
"Remember, Stolas, every man needs his butt rimmed by a cute girl!"
"GET THE FUCK OUT!!!" Stolas growled in a low-tone voice that would make even the deadly sins shiver in terror. However, Nurse Chaco only shrugged before leaving. Once they were gone, Stolas took a deep breath to calm himself down. While he was glad he was spared from whatever torture Stella had planned for him, at the same time, he wished he wasn't exposed to the degeneracy of Nurse Chaco and her gross ways of "treating" people. But besides the nastiness, he was glad for her help, even if it was unusual.
"Now I need to get this mess cleaned up before Via gets here and questions the lust sanity," Stolas thought to himself before he went to find the nearest maids.
Chapter 263: Disma's Lair
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous. Based off the comic of the same name by Trigaroo.
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But upon arriving in the room, the group gasped at who was in the room. There was an angel and demon named Virian and Disma respectively. Disma was seen pounding Virian in bed while the angel moaned. How they got into this palace in the first place was anybody's guess, but Stella was extremely appalled at such sex.
"ARE WE IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING?!?!" Stella screamed, causing both to stop and gasp when they turned to see the gang.
"What the fuck, Virian?! You told me you locked the door before we got started! I will have to punish you for this!" Disma scolded. However, while Stolas didn't initially recognize them, after Disma spoke, he knew mimmediately.
"Disma! I never thought I would see you again!" Stolas suddenly blurted out in a cheerful tone, hoping to mask the worry from the impending torture session.
"Wait, you know each other?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Yes. I met Stolas before and he got to meet Virian as well. He gave her some pointers on how to be a GOOD slave! Isn't that right?"
As Disma said "good slave," she pulled on the angel's ear in irritation in not locking the door.
"Ugh, yes, goddess. I promise to ensure the door is locked going forward," Virian said.
"Alright, whatever, now you two fuck off! We have some shit to do here!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"Um, no," Disma shook her head. "We got here first. Can't you guys go somewhere else?"
"NO! WE WERE HERE FIRST!"
Stella then grabbed Disma's arm and tried to force her out of the room. However, that was a big mistake, as Disma suddenly pulled out her wand and zapped Stella. This changed Stella's demeaner, and made her submissive and obedient.
"Alright, you dumb doggies, it's time to go!" Stella suddenly ordered.
"Leave? But we barely got here-"
"I SAID GO!!!"
Stella practically scared the hellhounds out of the room and out of the palace. Once they were gone, Stella suddenly stripped all of her clothes and crawled to her new goddess.
"I will serve you and only you goddess! Hell, I'm even better than that stupid angel!" Stella said with such a seductive tone that made even Stolas blush.
"Hmmm, I don't know. How about we prove who is the best slave?"
Stella and Virian then got into a competition on who was the better fucker. It started when both the swan and angel kissed, then escalated into scissoring and groping each other's breasts. Though Virian was endured from her training, she was no match for Stella's demonic sexual powers. Virian was already spent, while Stella was far from done. In the mist of all of this, however, Stolas just stood there in shock, seeing his former wife quickly go from an abusive swan not to be fucked with to a submissive bitch ready to please her new goddess.
"Um... Disma, I think you should reverse your spell on Stella..." Stolas nervously said as he held his arm.
"After that epic performance?! No way! Stella is by far a better slave than Virian ever will be! How about this? I will trade you your ex for Virian, okay? Now come along, new slave!"
"Yes, goddess..." Stella moaned as Disma got on top of her and carried her out of the room. Once they were gone, Virian looked at Stolas.
"So, master, what do you want me to do?" Virian asked, still submissive.
"Okay, first of all, call me Stolas, not master. I'm gay and I do not wish for any sexual relationship with a woman, okay?" Stolas firmly said, and Virian thankfully understood. "Now, I think it might be best if you return to heaven. After all, having an angel roam around hell can spell trouble. Can you do that for me?"
"Sure. It's been a while since I've been there anyway..."
Stolas then opened a portal to heaven and Virian went back there. Once the portal closed, Stolas took a deep breath as he processed what just happened. While he was glad to see Disma again, he never expected the demon to turn Stella into a sex slave, though she kind of had it coming when she tried to force her out. When Stolas went to retrieve his phone, he saw a text notification from Octavia. He was shocked to see a photo of Stella with her new goddess Disma. Did she seriously sent that to Octavia?
Dad, mom has fucking lost it! She is now apparently a sex slave to some demon named Disma! What the fuck happened?!
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 264: Bass Boosted Soldier
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Context (NSFW warning): https://e621.net/posts/4755825?q=bass_boosted_soldier
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"OH MY GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!"
Everyone jumped from the sudden screaming, and when they turned to where the sound came from, they gasped at who it was. It was what looked to be a solider, more specifically the bass boosted soldier from turborenegade's animated pornos. And he looked disgusted.
"ARE YOU ACTUALLY GOING TO RAPE STOLAS?!?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS SHIT!!! I MEAN, IT WAS ONE THING WHEN YOU ALL WERE GOING OUT OF YOUR WAY TO BEAT HIS TWINK ASS UNTIL HE WAS ON THE VERGE OF DEATH, AND ESPECIALLY HATE THAT COWBOY IMP THAT STELLA IS MOST DEFINITELY IN LOVE WITH HAVE ANOTHER GO AT TORTURING HIM!!! HOW BLITZO DIDN'T FIND OUT AT THAT POINT WAS BEYOND ME, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I WAS GOING TO LET THAT SLIDE... AND THEN YOU ALL COME AND DECIDE, 'HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD BE EVEN STUPIDER?!?! IF WE DECIDE TO SEXUALLY ASSAULT HIM, TRAUMATIZE HIM FURTHER, TRAUMATIZE THE ENTIRE STOLITZ COMMUNITY, AND SHOWCASE A GOOD EXAMPLE OF WHY CENSORSHIP IS ACTUALLY A GOOD THING!!!' I MEAN, WOW!!! JUST BECAUSE THIS IS HELL DOESN'T MEAN YOU ALL CAN DO WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT!!! SO HERE'S HOW THIS IS GOING TO GO, OKAY?!?! YOU ALL ARE GOING TO RELEASE STOLAS FROM THE BLESSED CUFFS, RETURN THEM TO HEAVEN, AND THEN LEAVE THE PALACE AND NEVER COME BACK!!! IF YOU DO NOT DO THAT OR TRY AND ATTACK ME OR STOLAS, THEN PREPARE TO GET EMBARRASSED!!! CHOOSE WISELY, JERKS!!!"
Throughout all of this rambling, the group had nothing to say, but were all shocked with how hard he scolded them. But even after nearly making them all deaf with his bass boosted voice, Stella somehow was not phased.
"Hell to the damn no! What we all do to Stolass is none of your concern! Now I suggest you leave us be at once, and don't you fucking dare speak about this to anyone! Do I make myself clear?"
"OH, YOU ALL WANT TO BE DIFFICULT?!?! SURE, I GUESS WE CAN DO THAT!!! FIRST OFF, LET ME TAKE CARE OF THESE STUPID HELLHOUNDS!!! I MEAN, WHAT KIND OF ROSTER IS THIS?!?! A WRINKLY ASS GANGSTER?!?! A LONG-HAIRED CHIHUAHUA TWINK?!?! AND A WATCHDOG WHO LOOKS SO TRYHARD AS POSSIBLE?!?! WHAT KIND OF DOLLAR GENERAL ASS KNOCKOFFS OF LOONA IS THIS?!?! OKAY, I THINK I'M GONNA DO YOU BOTH A FAVOR GETTING RID OF THEM!!!"
The soldier then pulled out a rifle and shot all three of the hellhounds, killing them instantly.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO FIND GOOD HELLHOUNDS?!?! THAT IS IT, THANKS TO YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLASS'S RETARDED IMP IS NOW GOING TO DIE!!!"
But when Stella pulled out her phone, she gasped when it turned out that instead of the feed, it was actually the bass boosted soldier, who moved into the phone.
"NICE TRY, STELLA!!! UNFORTUNATELY FOR YOU, I NOT ONLY GOT RID OF THOSE SNIPERS STALKING BLITZO USING FANFIC LOGIC AND UNINSTALLED THE APP ON YOUR PHONE ALONGSIDE ALL THE TRACKING SHIT ON STOLAS'S PHONE AND EVERYONE ELSE'S, BUT I'VE EVEN REPORTED YOU TO THE ANGELIC POLICE FOR YOUR ILLEGAL USAGE OF ANGELIC STUFF AND TORTURE!!! I SUBMITTED ALL OF THE EVIDENCE TO THEM, AND NEEDLESS TO SAY, THEY ARE PISSED!!! THEY SHOULD COME RIGHT ABOUT NOW..."
Just then, angelic police barged into the room and tackled Stella and cuffed her. Meanwhile, they released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"NO NO NO!!! YOU'RE ALL RUINING EVERYTHING!!! STOLASS, I'M SO FUCKING SORRY FOR HURTING YOU ALL OF THESE YEARS, OKAY?!?! PLEASE DON'T LET THEM TAKE ME AWAY!!!" Stella screamed and cried.
"NOT GOING TO HAPPEN! After all of this shit, and especially trying to rape me, it's time you finally got a taste of your own medicine! Enjoy heaven prison, you fucking slut!"
The angelic police then portalled her to prison, where she would stay. Once they were gone, the bass boosted soldier returned.
"WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE THOSE IDIOTS ARE GONE FOR GOOD. I SURE HOPE STELLA GETS THE MAXIMUM PENALTY FOR HER MADNESS. ANYWAY, STOLAS, I JUST WANT TO SAY I'M INCREDIBLY SORRY FOR WHAT YOU'VE EXPERIENCED. I CANNOT UNDERSTAND WHY YOU OF ALL PEOPLE WOULD BE SUBJECTED TO ALL OF THIS ABUSE AND INSANITY. IRONICALLY, A POWERFUL DEMON LIKE YOU HAS SUCH A NICE, GENTLE SOUL, WHICH IS WHY YOU ARE SO DIFFERENT FROM THE REST OF THE ARS GOETIA. I HOPE THAT GOING FORWARD, YOU CAN BE IN PEACE WITH BLITZO AS WELL AS MOVE ON FROM YOUR TRAUMA. TAKE CARE, STOLAS, AND REMEMBER TO GIVE ME A CALL IN CASE ANYONE ELSE TRIES TO WRONG YOU."
The bass boosted soldier then handed Stolas his business card before leaving. Stolas couldn't believe what just transpired. He had heard of the bass boosted soldier before and his infamous interruptions of pornos, but he would've never expected his tactics to stop Stella and her goons from torturing him. And just in time too, or else she would've cemented her absolute hatred and sadism against him with the rape.
"I need some rest... I just hope Stella finally owns up to her mistakes in court..." Stolas yawned before returning to bed.
Chapter 265: Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed
Notes:
Kai was requested by Retep niffirg, but I decided to include Speed as well
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"Guess where we're at, chat!" Kai introduced the stream as he panned the camera over to Imp City. Recently, he and IShowSpeed were invited to go to the Pride ring to stream as part of Hell's program to improve the relations between humans and demons. Given that both Kai and Speed were popular on Earth, they hoped to help bridge the gap between species and help get along. But while Kai was more than enthusiastic about the stream, Speed was acting like he wanted to get it over with already, especially when he got impatient.
"WE'RE IN HELL, OKAY?!?!" Speed screamed before quickly singing "God is Good! God is Great!"
"Speed, knock it off. We need to behave and respect the culture," Kai reminded.
"I'D RATHER BE A MESSI FAN THAN LIVE IN THIS CRAP!!! AND YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT HIM!!!" Speed screamed. An imp then came up towards the streamers.
"No way! You must be Kai Cenat and IShowSpeed!" the imp said in excitement. Speed then barked aggressively, scaring the imp away.
"Bro, chill! Why do you gotta be so rude?!" Kai scolded.
"What if that imp killed us?!" Speed asked.
"He's half our size, bruh! He ain't gonna do shit! Now look, we need to find a good place to go, alright? So please don't scare anyone else."
Speed nodded, albeit reluctantly, and the two searched around for some good locations. Soon, they stumbled upon the palace of Stolas, and the gate was opened.
"Oh shit! A Goetian palace! They must've known we were coming!" Kai said excitingly as they entered the property.
"I'm not going in there! What if there's a scary demon?!" Speed said out of worry.
"Just sing that God is Good song or something," Kai shrugged before going to enter. Unlike Speed, he wasn't all that concerned with any threats happening in the palace. I mean, it's not like there's a torture about to happen, right?
“It seems like you are starting to miss me dearly, for you to make sure I need to visit you everyday like that. I couldn’t even properly welcome back my own daughter!”
Stolas tensed, guessing what she was referring to, but otherwise still trying to keep a neutral face.
“You’re not saying anything? Come on, an apology is always welcome, you know! Or maybe you were hoping that I didn’t notice? But you are so wrong, my poor thing! I was made aware your impish fuck toy stayed again last night. Are you so weak that you now need him to sleep like a child with his fucking cuddly toy? Hm? I’m waiting!”
Stolas forced the tension away from his shoulders, it wasn’t doing his still healing injury any good, before slowly articulating:
“I am sorry Stella, I will make sure it does not happen again.”
“While I am delighted to hear that, that’s not what I was fucking asking! Why was he there, along with his own trash?”
The temptation to answer ‘why do you care’ was strong in front of such disrespect for the assassin and what was probably Stella’s way to refer to Blitz’s daughter, but even with all the lack of sleep and food in the world, it didn’t take a genius to know it was the wrong answer.
“Via wanted to spend time with Loona, I didn’t…”
“You could have still sent the imp away! Unless you were too weak for that too? Not that I’m surprised, really, but I thought you wanted to keep him alive? So, any good reason as to why he was still there?”
Before Stolas can answer, however, the group suddenly heard the door rattle and bang.
"HEY! LET US IN!" Speed screamed.
"No! We're right in the middle of something!" Stella sternly said before turning to Stolas, "I thought everybody left!"
"I swear, Stella, I had no idea who these people are!" Stolas tried to deny, but Stella wasn't buying it.
"Stolas, I suggest you tell these people to go away or else-"
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door came crashing down, and Speed came in screaming.
"WOW!!! SOME KINKY DEMONS YOU ARE!!!" Speed screamed and tried to intimidate the group, but Kai held him.
"SPEED, CHILL, BRUH, GODDAMN!!!" Kai pushed away before turning to the group, "I am so sorry, y'all, Speed's been a pain since we got here-"
"IS THAT GRANDPA?!?! BRO, WHAT YOU DOING ENGAGING IN DEGENERACY?!?!" Speed lashed out at the Shar Pei.
"I'm not that fucking old, okay? Now please leave, we have some business to attend to!"
But not only did Speed refuse to leave, he then proceeded to sing "God is Good! God is Great!", irritating everyone.
"Alright, that's it, you two gotta go!" the watchdog growled as he tried to forcefully shove Kai away, only for the latter to slap him so hard he fell down.
"DON'T TOUCH ME, BRO!!! I AM NOT THE ONE TO BE PLAYED WITH!!!"
The chihuahua then got extremely pissed and tried to stab Kai, but he dodged it. "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?!?!"
"NO!!! YOU'RE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME!!! WE'VE BEEN TORTURING AND EVEN RAPING THIS FRUITY OWL FOR WEEKS NOW!!! YOU TWO ARE TO LEAVE AND LET ME FINALLY HAVE ANOTHER CHANCE AT FUCKING HIM UP!!! GOT IT?!?!"
Everyone gasped at this. Until now, no one besides them had any idea of the true intentions of Stella coming to the palace with her henchmen. Not only was Stella pissed that the chihuahua let out their secret, but Kai and especially Speed were disgusted at this shocking truth.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! TORTURING HIM LIKE THIS?!?! THIS IS SOMETHING BEN WOULD DO!!!" Speed shouted before he ended up getting into a heated barking match between the chihuahua.
"WILL YOU ALL KNOCK IT THE FUCK OFF?!?!" Stella shrieked, "GET THOSE BLACKS OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!"
"BLACKS, YOU SAY?!?!" Kai said in offense before he and Speed attacked the hellhounds. Viewers were shocked to see Kai assault the Shar Pei and chihuahua whereas Speed would torment the watchdog by not only scratching and biting him like a psychopath, but even blasted Christian music on his phone to further torment him. What they didn't knew, however, was that Christian music worked as a repellent towards angelic restraints, and soon, the blessed cuffs were released from Stolas.
"STELLA, JUST LEAVE, PLEASE!!! YOU'VE ALREADY HURT ME ENOUGH!!!" Stolas pleaded.
"FUCK NO!!! SINCE THESE TWO WANTED TO BARGE IN HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING, I'M GOING TO KILL THAT I-"
Stella was interrupted when Speed tackled her from behind and began to choke her in a crazed way.
"YOU!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DIE!!! YOU'RE GONNA DIE!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
Speed's meltdown was similar to one of his meltdowns from when he played Getting Over It, but it was somehow even more intense. Kai, the hellhounds, and even Stolas all tried to stop Speed, but it was no use. His shaking and tight grip against her throat ended up causing her neck to snap into pieces, and eventually, her eyes rolled back as she died from a lack of oxygen and choking on her blood from the rupture in her neck.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SPEED!!! YOU JUST KILLED A DEMON!!! NOW THAT'S HARDCORE!!!" Kai screamed in terror.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! WHAT WILL OCTAVIA THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU DID?!?!" Stolas screamed before collapsing next to Stella and hugging her corpse as he cried. Even after all the abuse she put him through, part of him still couldn't bring himself to hate her because she was the mother of Octavia, and he had her to thank for giving him his Starfire. The hellhounds, despite being injured, knew that it was their cue to leave.
"Um... we're going to go now... we're sorry for everything Stolas..." the watchdog gulped before the three left.
"Bro, why you crying for? She was the psycho who was doing all of these fucked up things to you!" Speed said in such a callous way like he didn't snap just now. However, both gasped when Stolas flashed his eyes at them, glaring of absolute hatred.
"You two have five seconds to leave... or I will ensure this will be your last stream..."
Both screamed before running out of the room and out of the palace as fast as they can. Once they were a few blocks away from the palace and caught their breaths, Kai punched Speed.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT, SPEED!!! YOU'RE LUCKY STOLAS DIDN'T TEAR US TO SHREDS!!!" Kai screamed.
"What you getting mad at me for? I was doing him a favor killing that stupid swan!" Speed defended.
"Did you see the way he hugged her, though? I don't know the whole situation, but I have a feeling that their relationship was more complicated than that! I mean, I don't even think he truly hate her, right? Christ, and those hellhounds..."
Just then, the infamous I.M.P. van pulled out, and out came Blitzo.
"I just saw your stream, and I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST WITNESSED!!! YOU'RE TELLING ME STOLAS'S CRAZY EX WAS ABUSING HIM WHILE WE AWAY?!?! NO WONDER I SAW HIM HURT AND SHIT!!!" Blitzo screamed.
"Wait, you know him?" Speed asked.
"Yes, we had to meet for an exchange and shit, but I don't have time to give out exposition, alright?!"
"Also, did you happen to see some hellhounds walking by?" Kai asked.
"Oh, you mean those fuckers who were hurting Stolas? Don't worry, I made sure to give those fuckers their overdo dose of karma..."
As he said this, he opened the back door to reveal the slayed corpses of the three hellhounds, shocking the streamers.
"Okay, you know what? I think we're going to end this here. This did not go as planned!" Kai sighed.
"I still didn't do nothing wrong, though..."
"SHUT UP, SPEED, GODDAMN!!!" Kai screamed before ending the stream.
Chapter 266: Why Are You Gay?
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooOELrGMn14
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they entered the "room," it turned out that somehow, it was a studio to some news network, and sitting was Simon Kaggwa Njala, a Ugandan journalist.
"Greetings and welcome! We got a very special guest today, which is Ars Goetians Stolas and Stella! Plus some other hellhounds, I guess..."
A crowd applauded as the group nervously went to sit. None of them had a clue as to how Simon and the news crew somehow got involved, but Stella decided to try and play cool in the hopes that they can return it back to the regular room and that she can continue her plan in hurting Stolas.
"So, mister, what is it that you brought us here for?" Stolas asked.
"We're here to discuss gay rights in Uganda," Simon stated, "Why are you gay?"
"...Pardon? Who said I was gay?" Stolas asked with a raised eyebrow.
"You are gay," Simon said, not taking the fact that Stolas was getting offended.
"Stolass got gay over that stupid imp, and it's making him mentally ill!" Stella added.
"SHUT UP, STELLA!" Stolas screamed before turning to Simon, "Sir, what is your point?"
"You are transgender, like a Transformer!" Simon joked, causing the hellhounds to laugh.
"Nah, this shit funny!" the chihuahua giggled.
"No it's not! Just because I'm gay doesn't mean I'm trans! You're offending so many people right now!" Stolas yelled.
"How so? Is it true that you are gay?"
"Yes."
"Then you are also a Transformer."
Stolas banged his fist on the table in frustration.
"THIS IS BULLSHIT!!! I AM NOT TRANS, AND CERTAINLY NOT A TRANSFORMER!!!"
"Well, Stolas, we are having a debate on gay rights, so why should someone be gay?" Simon asked, not paying mind to Stolas's outburst.
"Yeah, Stolass! Why should I be a lesbian?" Stella smirked.
"Look, everyone, listen! I am gay, and I do support gay rights. However, in no way am I advocating for everyone to be gay! I mean, I know one of Blitzo's employees is straight and she is an LGBTQ+ ally. I just want people to be proud of who they are without oppression of people like STELLA!" Stolas said that last part while glaring at Stella.
"So who is gay?" Simon asked, and Stella and the hellhounds laughed hysterically.
"STOLASS IS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!! NA NA NA NA NA!!!" Stella mocked, leading to Stolas to snap and flip the table.
"E-FUCKING-NOUGH!!! YOU WANNA KNOW SOMETHING?!?! MY WHORE OF AN EX HIRED THESE HELLHOUNDS TO TORTURE ME FOR HER SHITTY PLEASURE, AND SHE EVEN WENT AS FAR AS TO HAVE SNIPERS THREATEN TO KILL MY TRUE LOVE IF I DON'T COMPLY TO HER SHITTY DEMANDS!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! IT'S FERAL TIME!!!"
Stolas then transformed into his feral form and shredded the hellhounds to a million pieces, shocking Stella. She then pulled out her phone to send the signal to kill Blitzo, only for Stolas to chop the arm off that held her phone and destroy it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! STOLASS, YOU FUCKING DICK!!!" Stella shrieked in agony, only for Stolas to slap her before portalling her back to her brother's place. When Andrealphus saw his sister without one of her arms and Stolas throwing the amputated arm at her, he rushed towards her.
"STOLAS!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST DO TO MY AGGRESSIVELY ATTRACTED SISTER?!?!" Andrealphus screamed as he charged at the feral owl, but the portal closed, stopping the peacock from ringing him out. Stolas then returned to his normal form and glared at Simon.
"As you can see... I am not the one to be fucked with... Do I make myself clear...?"
"...Okay... but you still didn't answer who is gay."
Stolas couldn't take it anymore. He rushed out of the studio and slammed the door shut. He then waited a few seconds before opening it again, and it led him to his bedroom. Stolas had no idea how the room briefly turned into a news station, where Simon made inappropriate comments towards his sexuality and made false accusations of being transgender. With that said, part of Stolas was glad that Simon's questions caused him to snap and finally put Stella and her hellhounds in their place for what they tried to do to him. He did felt bad for slicing Stella's arm off, though, and hoped she can get it stitched back or else she'll use a prosthetic.
"I hope Via doesn't find out what I did..." Stolas thought to himself as he left the room.
Notes:
I thought about this meme earlier today and decided to do it for lulz. Next chapter will be King Magnifico as requested by TheProphetOfStories.
Chapter 267: King Magnifico
Notes:
Requested by TheProphetOfStories
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
"Wait! Can I join too?"
The three turned to who yelled that, and gasped at who it was. There stood none other than King Magnifico, the villain from the infamous Disney movie Wish. And Stella and Striker did not looked happy to say the least.
"NO!!! NO!!! NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!" Stella screamed as she stomped on the floor for every no. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL KING MAGNIFICO IS HERE!!! YOU ARE LITERALLY THE WORST VILLAIN EVER!!!"
"Excuse me? I will have you all know that I'm actually a cool villain! I steal people's wishes for their own gain! Isn't that hardcore?" King Magnifico persuaded.
"Hardcore my ass! You got no development, no backstory, and your song 'This is the Thanks I Get?' made my fucking ears bleed! Now take us, for instance. I am an anti-Goetian imp supremacist that tortured birdie here and am about to do it again! And ma'am here is also a sadist swan supremacist who's been torturing him for lulz for the past few weeks with some hellhounds! She even sent me video of some of the torture, and they were hilarious to watch! We are what it means to be a villain, alright? We're the true supremacists here!"
"Striker is right! We're so much better than you ever will be! Now listen up, King Magnifico, because we do not have time for this shit! You are to leave this palace, take your ass back to Rosas, and never speak word of this. Do I make myself clear?"
In the mist of all of this, Stolas just stood there in shock. He never would've imagined King Magnifico would come in and intervene, especially right when he was about to go through round 2 of Striker's intense torture. However, King Magnifico was pissed at what Striker and Stella said, and began to clap back.
"I can't believe what you two said to me!" King Magnifico exclaimed. "Stella, if what Striker is saying is true, then you are a fake sadist because you're not torturing Stolas yourself. You're just letting some lower demons to do the work for you because you're lazy and an idiot! How do these idiots not see that they're being used as a pawn to your schemes? If you're caught, you're most likely only going to be imprisoned for a few months at worst while your hellhounds go down for you."
"THAT'S NOT TRUE!!! WE'RE ALL RIDE OR DIE!!!" Stella screamed, but deep down, she really didn't care for the hellhounds and could care less if they died because of all of this.
"And as for you, Striker, you are a fucking hypocrite! I've seen Helluva Boss before, believe it or not, as your show airs in Rosas, and your character development is a joke! You went from being a serious threat to I.M.P. to being the butt of jokes! No one takes you seriously because you contradict yourself all the time! And you have the audacity to call me a terrible villain!"
"HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT MY FLAWS!!!" Striker screamed before charging at King Magnifico with the blessed knife. However, King Magnifico dodged it and used his magic to restrain Striker.
"NO!!! LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to stop King Magnifico, but Stolas decided enough was enough and stopped his former wife.
"Nice try, imp. Now let me show you how it feels to be tortured while this stupid swan here has to watch it. I mean, she like to be a spectator in this crap, right?"
"I SWEAR TO LUCIFER IF YOU FUCKING HURT-"
Stella couldn't even finish her sentence when King Magnifico used the blessed knife to stab and slice up Striker, causing the cowboy to scream in agony. What was worse was that he found the pain gel in his pocket and coated the knife in it before using it on Striker, emitting even more agonized shrieks. Stella cried as she tried to save Striker, but Stolas held her in place. King Magnifico finished him off by slitting his throat, killing him.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! YOU JUST RUINED EVERYTHING!!!" Stella cried as she finally got off of Stolas and collapsed on the floor in tears.
"Stella, I am SO DONE WITH YOUR BULLSHIT!!!" Stolas finally spoke, now angry. "You better be lucky I haven't snapped and shredded you and your lackeys into millions of pieces by now! But at this point, I am saying enough is enough! You are to call off the snipers, sign this restraining order that says you cannot be near me, Blitzo, and even Octavia for life, and never hurt me again! And if you do not do it, then me and King Magnifico will kill you right here, right now!"
Stella, realizing she was now outnumbered, only sighed as she called off the snipers, then signed the restraining order.
"How pathetic of this family to now rely on shitty Disney villains to save their asses!" Stella scoffed before leaving the palace for good. King Magnifico then turned to Stolas.
"I gotta say I'm sorry for what you had to go through. Do you want me to have a word with the hellhounds that hurt you as well?"
"No thanks. I already have something planned for their asses. Now I suggest you leave now. I guess you're not as bad of a villain as everyone says you are."
King Magnifico nodded and formed a portal back to Rosas. Meanwhile, Stolas decided to take care of the hellhounds in a way they'll never forget. Since he knew their locations, he immediately portalled them back to his palace before quickly restraining them with magic.
"HEY, WHAT GIVES?!" the Shar Pei screamed. The hellhounds then gasped before they saw Stolas's eyes flash demonic red.
"Wait, hold on now! Let's talk about-"
Stolas didn't even give them a chance to finish before he went into feral mode and shredded them to millions of pieces killing them. Once they were long dead, Stolas portalled their remains alongside Striker's corpse to an incinerator where they will never be found.
"Alright, now that that bitch is out of my life, hopefully I'll still have time to prepare for Blitzo's self defense lessons," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 268: Crazy Mac
Notes:
Big thanks to everyone for getting this series to 100 kudos. The continuous support means a lot to me.
For context, this Mac from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends is based on the Cartoon Network Hijacking from 2008 creepypasta, which you can check out here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0CyfGOjfhE
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Mac was not having a good time right now. He was in Bloo's party to see how it went, but it was proving to go wrong when Bloo tried to pressure Mac into eating candy and sweets. Mac didn't want that because he had a bad history of sugar in general and didn't want to wreck havoc. However, Bloo did not know that, and was chasing him throughout the party.
"Bloo, I'm serious! I don't want any sugar!" Mac yelled.
"Come on, Mac! One bar of chocolate isn't going to hurt!" Bloo tried to persuade. Just then, Mac tripped on a table, and the food ended up flying. Soon a drop of the punch bowl landed on his mouth, and he swallowed it. Even though the sugar intake wasn't large, it was still enough to cause Mac to snap and enter a sugar rush.
"SUGAR! SUGAR! SUGAR!"
Mac then went crazy and ran to every candy, soda, and sweet in the party and chomped it up, only increasing his sugar rush.
"My goodness, Mac, I didn't think you were that obsessed with candy!" Bloo commented, slightly disturbed from the sugar rush. Just as things couldn't get any crazier, however, Mac ran in a circle so fast that it opened up a portal on the floor. The portal led to hell, and Mac laughed hysterically as he jumped down.
"No way! Mac opened a portal to hell!" Wilt yelled as he pointed at the point.
"Of course he did, Sherlock! And now I gotta stop him!" Bloo sighed before he jumped down the portal, hoping that Mac wouldn't cause too much trouble.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
Quickly, they were back in his bedroom with the usual set up, and he was almost surprised Stella wasn’t changing it. Maybe when she’d grew bored of it, but perhaps it wasn’t a bad thing she didn’t yet.
“Now, on your knees. You don’t have any outing nor meeting in the next few days, right? It’s time to let them take care of that-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door exploded, causing everyone to duck from the blast. When they turned around, they gasped when they saw a crazed Mac running across the room.
"OHMYGOSHI'MINHELLI'MINHELLI'MINHELL!!!" Mac talked fast as he jumped on the bed.
"What the actual fuck?! Kid, get out of here! We were right in the middle of something!" the Shar Pei exclaimed. Mac didn't listen, and instead snatched Stella's phone and dialed up a random number.
"Hello?"
"GOJOINMEANDMYFRIENDSFORAPARTY!!!"
By this point, Bloo dashed into the room and snatched the phone. "WRONG NUMBER!" Bloo yelled before hanging up and handing it back to Stella. "What are you doing?!"
"I can't believe this! Some hyper-ass kid is really interrupting this shit alongside some weird blue goo guy! You two leave right now! I don't have time for this shit!" Stella yelled. It was a miracle they haven't noticed Stolas and his miserable state.
"HOWABOUTYOUGIVEMESOMECHOCOLATE?!?!"
"You're not getting chocolate, because that's what's making you hyper!" the chihuahua said before he pulled out a chocolate bar and ate it.
"Wait, when did you had a chocolate bar?" the watchdog asked.
"I was hungry, and I was gonna eat one after we got done doing what we were doing."
"GIVEMETHATCHOCOLATE!!!"
"Oh no! You're not taking my chocolate!"
Just then, Mac tackled the chihuahua, and the two wrestled over the chocolate bar. Mac ended up winning and gulped down the chocolate bar in one gulp. Bloo, meanwhile, was disgusted.
"Man I don't even know who you are anymore... I don't know what made you think it was a good idea to eat sugar, but- OH MY GOODNESS WHAT IS THAT?!?!"
Mac was now seen giving a crazed evil smile that made even the Goetian demons shake. Mac was on the edge of the deep end.
"What the fuck did you do?!" the Shar Pei yelled.
"What did I do? Are you serious? He's the asshole that took my shit! Why don't we ask- GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Just then, Mac lunged at the chihuahua and slashed his chest, causing it to bleed. When the chihuahua tried to defend himself, Mac would dodge the attack and snap his neck, killing him.
"YOU FUCKING BRAT!!! STOP HIM!!!" Stella yelled as she and the remaining hellhounds ran after Mac. Despite being a kid, Mac was a demonic force not to be reckoned with when in his sugar rush. He bit down on the watchdog's neck and sucked his blood like a vampire, eventually causing the watchdog to limp dead from the blood loss. He then vomited his blood onto the Shar Pei and Stella, distracting them enough to grab Stolas and use him as a weapon to attack the two.
"MAC, STOP!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!!"
But nothing Bloo can do would stop Mac, for he was breaking their bones with Stolas and injuring them heavily with his attack.
"KID, PLEASE STOP!!! I HATE BEING USED AS A BASEBALL BAT!!!" Stolas screamed as he hooted in terror, praying to Lucifer that the kid won't kill him next, especially with how vulnerable he was by this point. By the time Mac finally finished his rampage, both the Shar Pei and swan princess were barely recognizable, and were long gone. Mac then threw Stolas from across the room and then quickly left. Bloo rushed up to the owl prince and released him from the blessed cuffs.
"Sir, you gotta help me stop Mac! He's lost his mind!" Bloo demanded.
"I know a spell to use to neutralize the sugar rush. I used it a couple of times when my daughter ate too much sugar," Stolas said as he and Bloo went searching for Mac. They found him swinging on one of the large curtains, teasing the large plants he had. Stolas shot out the sugar neutralizer on Mac, which quickly snapped him out of his sugar rush, and he soon fell from the curtain and landed on the floor.
"Ow... what happened?" Mac asked.
"WHAT HAPPENED?!?! YOU JUST KILLED A BUNCH OF DEMONS WHILE HIGH ON SUGAR!!!" Bloo screamed. "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THAT!!! IT LOOKED LIKE THEY WERE INTO SOME FREAKY STUFF BEFORE YOU BARGED IN!!! YOU RUINED THE PARTY, AND YOU RUINED THEIR FUN TIME!!!"
"Actually, what they were about to do to me was anything but fun!" Stolas blurted out, finally ready to spill the truth, "My wife has been using these hellhounds to torture me for her own pleasure, threatening to kill my lover Blitzo if I didn't comply or followed her sick instructions! I went through three of them already, with each one getting worse than the last, and I had no idea what she had planned for me this time had you two not intervened! Not to mention Blitzo broke my heart last night as well from an argument! God, I hate my life so much! Why do I have to have so much bullshit happen to me?!"
Stolas lost it. He collapsed on the floor and broke down crying. Both Bloo and Mac couldn't help but feel bad for the owl, and went to comfort him.
"Wow... I'm so sorry for what happened to you. I never knew they were hurting you," Bloo apologetically said.
"On second thought, I guess my sugar rush did came in handy!" Mac joked, but Bloo glared at him.
"Thanks. It wasn't your fault, and while I preferred if you haven't killed Via's mother in that manner, at the same time, she sort of had it coming..."
After talking for a few minutes, Stolas decided to portal them right back to the foster home, where all the other imaginary friends were waiting. After the portal closed, Stolas took a deep breath. Though his body was still in pain from the previous tortures, at least they were starting to heal. He returned to the room where the bodies were and knelt down to Stella's body. Even in death, there was still some beauty in her. Even Stolas can't deny she was beautiful despite having such a horrid personality.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stola softly said before kissing Stella on the forehead and going to find the nearest cleaners.
Chapter 269: Andrealphus's Video Call
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when her phone went off. When she went to check it, she found that her brother Andrealphus was calling.
"Shit! This is the worst time to call!" Stella groaned, "Sorry, gang, but we can't start yet. I need to deal with this video call."
The hellhounds groaned at this, as they didn't like the idea that they couldn't hurt Stolas yet. Stolas, on the other hand, was glad the torture was interrupted, though he hoped he can find a way to slip out of his handcuffs in time. Stella answered the phone, and it showed a video call of Andrealphus.
"Hello, my super duper hot sister!" Andrealphus greeted.
"Hey, Andrealphus. Unfortunately, I can't call you at this time, as I'm busy doing something important, so can you please-"
"NO, STELLA!!!" Andrealphus interrupted. "I'm calling you because I got arrested and I need your help!"
"Wait, YOU GOT FUCKING ARRESTED?!?!" Stella screamed. "HOW?!?!
"Well, to make a long story short, Asmodeus imprisoned me because in his words 'You keep flirting with your sister and in denial of your true sexuality, which is being gay.' I mean, can you believe the audacity? You being hot is your only good attribute!"
Stella blushed at this, whereas Stolas couldn't help but laugh at this nonsense.
"Wow, Andrealphus, don't think I can't hear you from here!" Stolas giggled. "Just give in to the gayness like I did!"
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!!" Stella shrieked so loudly, all three hellhounds got knocked over, though Stolas was long used to it.
"Stolas, can you help me get out of here? I don't want to be in jail!" Andrealphus exclaimed.
"Sure, I'll help you. But first, I request I get out of these blessed cuffs!"
"STOLASS, DON'T YOU DARE..." Stella warned, but it was too late, as Andrealphus couldn't help but look shocked at this.
"Blessed cuffs? Stella, what is going on?"
"NOTHING!!!"
Just then, the watchdog snatched the phone and spoke to Andrealphus.
"Look, dude, your sister is hiring us to torture Stolas, alright? Now hang up right now so we can do what we need to do!"
"Wait, TORTURE?!?!"
What the group didn't was that even in jail, Andrealphus can still control other places as long as he had a signal. Therefore, he shot out icicles through the phone that impaled all three of the hellhound's hearts, killing them.
"ANDREALPHUS, NO!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!" Stella screamed in terror.
"BECAUSE WHEN I SAID WE HAD OTHER OPTIONS, THAT WASN'T WHAT I MEANT YOU FRICKING JERK!!! NOW I SUGGEST YOU RELEASE STOLAS RIGHT NOW OR ELSE I WILL KILL YOU AS WELL!!!"
Stella gulped before she released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"There! Now you are to leave Stolas alone going forward, while I come up with a plan to-"
Andrealphus was interrupted when the door opened, and in came another large pitbull hellhound prisoner who was muscular.
"You need to hang up that phone call... Come over here and kiss me on my hot mouth... I'm feeling romantical..." the pitbull flirted. Andrealphus looked terrified.
"SHIT, I GOTTA GO!!! BYE, STELLA, AND PRAY FOR MY HOLES!!!"
Andrealphus then ended the call quickly, leaving Stella and Stolas by themselves now.
"Stella... you are to leave this palace at once... Otherwise, you may lose all of your limbs like Fizzarolli, and unlike him, you will not get any prosthetics"
Stella took his threat seriously with his threatening tone, and ran out of the palace fast. While Stolas was glad that the video call was able to spare him from a brutal torture, he couldn't help but wonder what that pitbull had in stores for him, though it was most likely not good.
"Well, I better get rid of those bodies now," Stolas said as he picked up the hellhound corpses and went to take them to the incinerator for burning.
Notes:
Bruh, how have I done four Andrealphus centric chapters by now? He really is a savage!
Chapter 270: Paimon/Satan
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
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After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
As they got closer to the bedroom, however, the two began to hear moaning. Neither were unsure of where it was coming from, but when they got into the bedroom, both the owl and chihuahua gasped at what they were seeing. In the bed was Paimon and Satan, but Paimon was seen being butt-fucked by Satan.
"Does King like the big boys?"
"Yes, king!"
"Do I fuck the big boys good?"
"Yes, king!"
"Huh?"
"Yes, king!"
"Is that dick good?"
"Yes, king!"
"How good is that dick?"
"AAAAAHHHH, OOOOHH!!!"
"HOW GOOD IS THAT DICK, BITCH?!?!"
"AMAZING! IT'S AMAZING! OH!!! OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!"
Satan then screamed as he came inside Paimon's butt, with the elder owl moaning in pleasure. Unbeknownst to them, however, Stolas and the chihuahua were bearing witness to it all, their faces contorted in shock and disgust, especially with the hellhound.
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" the chihuahua shrieked, stopping the two from fucking and turning around to see the two.
"HEY! Where did you two come from?!" Satan blushed in embarrassment.
"Boy, what did I say about barging in without knocking?!" Paimon scolded, trying his damnest to act tough despite the circumstances.
"Father, you are literally fucking Satan! How long has this been going on?!" Stolas exclaimed.
"Hey, Stolas, your father is such a good bitch! How else do you think you got that submissive bitch in bed attitude from?"
Stolas couldn't take it anymore. He began to cry as he ran out of the room, ashamed and humiliated at his father's secret sex life.
"STOLAS, WAIT!" the chihuahua called, but it was too late. "What an absolute joke! Me, Stella, and my other buddies were supposed to do something here before you sexual maniacs barged in. Where did they go?"
"Oh, Stella and her mongrels? Me and my boyfriend had to take care of them..."
Paimon then snapped his fingers, and the chihuahua gasped when he saw the corpses of Stella and the other two hellhounds. From the carnage, it looked like they got shredded to death.
"WHAT THE FUCK, BRO?!?! YOU DID NOT HAD TO KILL THEM IN SUCH AN AWFUL MANNER!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
"Well we just did! Now I suggest you give us some privacy or you'll end up like your friends!"
Satan then resumed to pounding Paimon's fatass, emitting more moans. The chihuahua simply shook his head before leaving the room and closing the door. Even though the torture sessions were officially over now, he decided to look for Stolas. He found him crying in a corner.
"What the fuck is wrong with my family...? Not only is Stella an abusive sadistic cunt, my father is engaging in sick sex with motherfucking Satan!" Stolas wept as he drunk a bottle of wine.
"Stolas... I'm sorry for what me and my guys have done to you, okay? Stella offered us a lot of money to hurt you, and I'm pretty sure Dess (the watchdog) said about helping his brother or something. I hope you can forgive us despite everything."
Stolas may not have verbally accepted the apology, but the hellhound had a feeling he did by his body language. He took this cue to leave the palace, leaving Stolas to get drunk off his ass.
"What's next? Andrealphus is fucking Beelzebub too...?" Stolas yawned before passing out drunk.
Notes:
You guys want me to write a smut fanfic surrounding Paimon and Satan? I think the two can have an interesting dynamic romantic-wise, and I have an idea on my head about where it can go. This chapter was mainly just for practice.
Chapter 271: Sex Offender Shuffle
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard m- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
Stella woke up to nothing but darkness. The last thing she remembered was that she was going to finally up the ante of the torture sessions by having Stolas be raped. However, right before it was about to happen, she suddenly felt a great amount of pain before passing out. When she tried to move, she found that she had been restrained and couldn't move.
"What the- WHAT IS THIS?! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!"
"Stella, is that you?!"
Stella recognized one of the voices as one of the hellhounds, more specifically the chihuahua.
"Wait, are the other two in here?!"
"It's us, Stella, we're here!" the watchdog exclaimed. "I think we're blindfolded, because we can't see shit or move either!"
"Don't tell me that owl somehow attacked us and is now holding us hostage! I thought the blessed cuffs would stop him!"
The Shar Pei barely finished that sentence when all of a sudden, their blindfolds were removed, and were now face-to-face with an extremely angry Asmodeus.
"Do you idiots really think you could get away with it all?"
Stella gulped, as she realized that she and the hellhounds were fucked.
"Get away with it all? What do you me-" Stella was suddenly interrupted when Asmodeus slapped her across the face.
"DON'T PLAY DUMB WITH ME, BITCH!!! You got all of those hellhounds to torture and abuse your former husband while threatening to kill my boyfriend's best friend if he didn't comply to your sick demands. And not only that, I even got a distress rape attempt from him because you all wanted to rape him?! ARE YOU ALL FUCKING SERIOUS?! I am all about consent, and if I hadn't intervened in time, this would most likely end up being the worst case of rape ever in Hell!"
"Um, where exactly do you think we're from, buddy?" the watchdog asked with a raised eyebrow. "So much killing and crime happens here on a daily, and hurting some royal demon isn't even close to some of the other shit people like Crimson or even Satan have done!"
"EXACTLY!" Stella yelled in agreement. "Why the fuck do you all care about what we all do to Stolass?!"
"Because he is my best friend, and I hate to see him hurt!" Asmodeus sternly said. "Besides, you all should be lucky Blitzo hasn't confronted you about all of this, or else he'd ensure you all suffer the worst of deaths! He already took care of that Striker guy who tortured him not once, but twice!"
As Asmodeus said this, he pulled out the blood-stained cowboy hat of Striker, which made Stella cry. She hadn't told anyone about this, but she was actually developing feelings for him, and was hoping to ask him out. Needless to say, those plans were now over.
"I was considering killing you jerks as well, but I thought of an even better idea! Not only will you all be registered sex offenders for life, but you all also have to do the Sex Offender Shuffle!"
"The sex offender shuffle?! What the hell is that?" the chihuahua asked.
"Oh... you'll see..."
The Ring of Pride has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
You know we're trying our best to be
Functioning members of society
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
Stolas, Octavia, and all of I.M.P. couldn't believe what they were seeing. From what Stolas understood, Asmodeus had to take care of Stella and all of her goons that hurt him by killing Striker and all of the snipers threatening Blitzo, as well as having Stella and the hellhounds be registered sex offenders. He instructed them to watch the Sex Offender Shuffle they were forced to do, and needless to say, the group was beyond embarrassed.
I'm Stella Goetia and I'll refrain
From abusing and raping Stolas again
What I did was not too kind
But I'm a nice woman, you'll come to find
I've got a backyard and a real nice pool
Y'all should come over for a barbecue
We could make some cold drinks in my blender
But do keep in mind that I'm a sex offender
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! MOM WAS HURTING YOU?!?!" Octavia screamed.
"Unfortunately, yes... and now this is her penalty..." Stolas sighed while Blitzo was laughing from their humiliation.
Marcos Rubin is my name
Beating up Stolas is what brought me fame
But there's much more to know about me
I love to dance and I love to ski
I zip and zoom on through the snow
Just strap on my boots, and watch me go
But I can't ski until December
'Til then, I'm just a sex offender
"SERVES YOU RIGHT, ASSHOLE!!!" Blitzo cackled.
I'm Shay Cross, dropping rhymes
I've been arrested seven times
I know that sounds like a lot
Three of those times were for whooping some owl ass
I feel real bad I got caught
I might do it again, probably not
I'm not here to make pretences
I'm here because of my sex offences
"YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN FATTY!!!" Loona screamed, causing Moxxie to glare at Loona.
I'm Dess Nothern I'm number one
Apologizing for what I've done
In case you're wondering what that was
I worked with Stella to hurt Stolas
I held him down and watched him struggle
Then beated him with my fists because it was funny
I'm not here to eat no truffles
I'm just here to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
"GO HOME, STEROIDS!!!" Millie screamed at the TV. By this point, Octavia had to leave the room because she felt humiliated that her own mother would hurt her father to that extent. How long had she been abusing him?
The Ring of Pride has asked us to
Disclose our sexual crimes to you
We were bad, but now we're good
We're moving into your neighborhood
We're obliged to admit
The crimes for which we were convicted
We're not here to start no trouble
We're legally required to do the Sex Offender Shuffle
The shuffle soon ended, and by now, Blitzo had to take deep breaths to not laugh anymore. Loona, Moxxie, and Millie were disgusted to hear their crimes, but felt satisfied that they got punished. Stolas, meanwhile, felt conflicted about this. While he was glad something was finally done about his former wife's reign in terror, he wasn't sure if this type of humiliation was okay, especially after he just got a text from Asmodeus saying he will play it live for millions to see.
"Well, I guess we're gonna head out now. But Stolas, remember that nothing that happened was your fault, and we are here to support you," Blitzo said before hugging Stolas and leaving.
"I guess I should finally tell Via the truth," Stolas said as he headed to his daughter's room.
Chapter 272: The One And Only Neighbour Tina D
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/@TheOneAndOnlyNeighbourTinaD
Basically, she was Angry Grandpa's infamous neighbor from when he used to live in Trailwood, and is now part of Lolcow Queens.
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"WHAT DID I JUST SAY?!?! NO MORE CALLING ME MS. ONE LEG!!!"
This morning, Tina D was doing a livestream on Lolcow Queens alongside Grace and Becky. The problem was that the chat and donations were going crazy and making fun of Tina, which was making her more angry. Becky, however, was reviling in it.
"I mean, they're not wrong! You sure you're not a pirate?" Becky joked.
"BECKY, YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR FUCKING TRAP!!! GRACE, YOU GOTTA BACK ME UP!!!" Tina demanded, but Grace shook her head.
"Nah, I'm too busy watching Selfless," Grace said.
"Selfless? What the hell is that, some TV show?" Tina asked.
"Yeah, it's one of those stupid fanfics from Helluva Boss turned into a TV show. It's kind of funny not gonna lie."
"Can you show it here? Now I'm interested," Becky asked.
"Sure, why not?"
Grace then shared her screen on the show. However, what they saw would shock the entire live stream.
“Don’t act all that surprised, I know your little sex slave visited you yesterday. You know what that means, right?”
Soon, Stolas was being forced to endure sexual torture as Stella and the watchdog hellhound would edge him with the vibrator, and soon electrical torture, leading to the prince crying. Becky was freaking out and demanding that Grace shut off the show, but Grace instead muted their microphones and watched it like she wasn't exposing thousands of people of torture. Tina, on the other hand, snapped.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, GRACE?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'RE INTO THIS SHIT!!! NOT EVEN AGP WENT THIS FUCKING FAR!!!"
Eventually, Keem would join in and quickly shut off the show.
"Keem, what the hell?! I was watching that!" Grace whined.
"Grace, you showed everyone the infamous Selfless tortures! You should know by now that people had to go to therapy because the show traumatized them! Do you want to be fired?"
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! ALBERT!!! I NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING!!!"
Tina then left quickly after, leaving the three by themselves.
"Um... she's not coming back, is she?" Keem asked.
"Thank fuck! Now how about we talk about why The Amazing Digital Circus is so much better than that fujoshi crap?"
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
She sighed, shaking her head in dramatic disappointment, and Stolas had to remind himself he wasn’t supposed to react. He couldn’t afford to make matters worse, he had to focus the little energy he had left into this single, simple goal: not make things worse. For Blitz’s sake. Because the imp was at least trying, even if he didn’t know how dangerous that single action was. If Stolas had tried half as hard, maybe it would already be over, and he wouldn’t be at their mercy…
“So, tell me, what’s the most effective? I’m sure you have noticed some… Methods worked better than others, don’t you?”
Stella scoffed with a wide hand movement.
“Oh, really, even that is complicated with him! What seem to affect him the most barely makes him more compliant… I don’t know what to do with him anymore!”
“Please do enlighten me, it’s still a good start”, Andrealphus smirked, chin on his hands.
Stella looked at Stolas with a wide anticipatory grin as she answered: “In that case, I’ve taken the habit of letting the hounds fuck his scrawny twig ass as a punishment for his fucktoy’s implication, it should be a good start.”
“Hm, but wouldn’t he risk to like it? He’s already getting it on with imps after all.”
“Oh no, don’t worry, he does not! He tried to bluff his way out of it, but they can smell the truth, and it becomes obvious quickly enough, you’ll see.” She snapped her fingers while looking at the hellhounds. “Come on, take his pants off and have some fun!”
"YOU BETTER LEAVE HIM ALONE, YOU STUPID SWAN WHORE!!!"
Everyone turned to who screeched like a ghoul, and gasped at who it was. There stood Tina D, and next to her was her son Albert. Tina was wearing the black helmet and was holding a bat.
"Oh, what now? Can't you see we were about to do something?" Andrealphus groaned.
"DO WHAT?!?! TORTURE HIS TWINK ASS?!?! DIDN'T YOUR MOTHER EVER TOLD YOU NOT TO FUCK PEOPLE UP?!?! OH WAIT, YOU FUCKERS DON'T HAVE A MOTHER!!!" Tina screamed, while Albert shook his head in disappointment.
"Leave my mother's name out of your mouth! And why the fuck do you care what we do to him? He deserves to be tortured for humiliating and embarrassing my name and the family's name!" Stella exclaimed.
"Not to mention he's a weak, pathetic loser who never bothered to stood up to us! Stella was right, he is a coward!" the chihuahua added.
"How about you take your long-haired ass out of here?! Ildjarn!" Tina pointed at his shirt. "Now that I think of it, you hellhounds are really lame, and I can't believe Stella picked you all. That swan cunt really has a bad taste in dogs, does she?"
"STOP BAD MOUTHING MY SUPER DUPER HOT SISTER!!!" Andrealphus screamed. "Look, the bottom line is, we're going through this no matter what. I have not witnessed these sessions directly, and I want to see how far they are going and if it's as bad as my aggressively attractive sister is saying it is. Now I suggest you get out right now or else we'll make you."
"HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE US?!?!" Albert screamed before he jumped across the table and attacked Andrealphus. Stella tried to stop Albert, but Tina knocked her out by hitting her with the bat.
"TAKE THAT, YOU STUPID SWAN!!!" Tina screamed as she flipped the bird at her.
"OH FUCK NO!!! JUST FOR THAT, I'M SLITTING HIS THROAT AND FINALLY PUTTING HIM OUT OF HIS MISERY!!!" the chihuahua screamed before pulling out his knife. The Shar Pei, however, blocked him.
"Shay, no! We can't kill him!"
"FUCK THAT!!! I'M TIRED OF HIS TWINK ASS BRAINWASHING TEENAGE GIRLS ON TWITTER!!! IT'S TIME THEIR PRECIOUS OWL DIES!!!"
The chihuahua then stabbed the Shar Pei in the heart, killing him. The watchdog sensing his terror, screamed before leaving. Stolas grew frightened and tried to get away, but fell, not helped by the fact that he was still restrained. Right when Shay was about to stab Stolas, however, Tina kicked him down.
"DON'T YOU DARE STAB HIM, JERK!!!" Tina screamed before whacking the knife away from the chihuahua. As she assaulted Shay, Albert by some miracle actually thwarted off Andrealphus's ice powers and placed him on a chokehold.
"Stop...! I'm sorry... Let go..." Andrealphus gagged.
"You and your sister should've thought of that before you started hurting him, you sick fuck! Now take this!" Albert exclaimed before snapping Andrealphus's neck, killing him. Tina finished soon after, but the chihuahua was now a bloodied mess, blood pooling around him and his limbs all broken.
"Joke's on you, bitch... I'm into that shit..."
That was the last thing Shay said before Tina stomped on his head with her prosthetic leg, crushing it and killing him.
"TORTURE ISN'T SO FUN WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GETTING HURT, HUH?!?!" Tina yelled as she teabagged his corpse. In the mist of this madness, Albert would release a shell shocked Stolas from his restraints.
"I can't believe this... how did you all find out what they were doing?" Stolas asked, shaking.
"I saw one of those god awful sessions while I was live at Lolcow Queens, and I am beyond appalled of what I saw! I can't believe she and her goons would mistreat you like that, especially Grace for liking that shit! They all deserved what was coming!"
Stolas, however, couldn't take it anymore. He collapsed on the floor and cried. Tina and Albert realized that what the owl prince went through before had destroyed his mental health and self-esteem. They both knelt down and comforted him the best way they can. Soon, Stella woke up and gasped when she saw the carnage.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY DID YOU ALL KILL MY BROTHER AND THE HELLHOUNDS?!?! YOU ARE ALL FUCKED UP!!!" Stella screamed.
"NO, STELLA!!! YOU'RE THE FUCKED UP ONE FOR TORTURING AND RAPING ME FOR A FUCKING MONTH!!!" Stolas angrily spat before tackling her like a hyena. "I HATE YOU, YOU FUCKING BITCH!!! I HATE HOW ABUSIVE YOU ARE, I HATE HOW YOU ALWAYS CALL ME PATHETIC, AND I HATE YOUR NEVER ENDING HATRED OF ME!!! WE WERE BOTH VICTIMS OF THIS LOVELESS MARRIAGE, AND I JUST WANTED TO BE OVER IT!!! BUT YOU NEVER WANTED TO LEAVE ME ALONE, DIDN'T YOU?!?! WELL YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I AM DONE!!! I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE VIA'S MOTHER!!! IT'S TIME I DO SOMETHING I SHOULD'VE DONE YEARS AGO AND FINALLY FUCKING KILL YOU!!!"
Stella shrieked in agony as Stolas injected a pain shot that dashed through her body in a never ending pain streak. He then stabbed her with his talons to intensify the pain before finishing her off by biting her neck and sucking her blood like a vampire.
"DAMN, BRO THINK HE'S MORBIUS!!!" Tina yelled as Stella fell limp from the loss of blood and excessive pain. Once Stella was gone, Stolas would incinerate her remains until she was nothing but ashes.
"Um, mom... I think we should go..." Albert suggested.
"You're right. We got what we wanted anyway. Stolas, if you want to see us again, check out The One And Only Neighbour Tina D on YouTube," Tina said before leaving. But even after that, it was still not truly over, for the watchdog returned to the room and gasped at the carnage.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! Why did they had to go on that fu-"
The watchdog was interrupted when Stolas turned him into stone before shattering it in millions of pieces. Stolas, by this point, was done. And tired. He never would've expected this all to end at the hands of Tina and Albert, but he was at least thankful that they came just in time before possibly the worst torture session yet occurred. He checked his phone to find that Blitzo and his employees were now at the palace.
"Great. I guess I have some explaining to do..." Stolas sighed before opening a portal back to the palace and entering it.
Chapter 273: OSFirstTimer
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/@OsFirstTimer
Chapter Text
"Welcome to a brand new episode of OSFirstTimer! In this episode, Diana will be trying out HellOS, a popular operating system in Hell!"
"Wait, you somehow got an operating system in Hell?" Diana asked. Philip was filming another episode of OSFirstTimer, and this time, he somehow got access to an operating system in Hell. He was interested to see how demons in hell used computers, which is why he chose to have his mom Diana try it out.
"Don't worry, mom, I made sure to splash the computer with holy water to ensure no demons will spawn through it," Philip joked. "Now to start things off, what time is it?"
"It's 6:66 AM according to the computer," Diana pointed out.
"And how can you change the time?"
Diana went to the settings where thankfully, it was easy to change the time to the actual time.
"Is it always 6:66 in hell?" Diana wondered.
"Maybe, but we've never been in hell so who knows. Now can you write, save, open, and delete a text document?"
As Diana would create her own text document, the two felt something off in the atmosphere. They didn't think much of it, but right when Diana was about to save the document she wrote, suddenly, an error popped up.
WARNING: THIS IS AN ILLEGAL COPY OF HELLOS. AS PUNISHMENT, YOU WILL BE SENT TO HELL!
"Wait, we're going to hell?!"
Just then, a portal opened up on the screen and sucked Diana right in. Philip tried to stop Diana from being sucked in, but he ended up getting sucked into it as well. Both screamed as the portal sent them down from Earth and enter into hell...
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
She had barely finished that sentence that a portal formed from the ceiling, and out came Philip and Diana, who crashed onto the floor.
"HOLY SHIT! WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE?!" Stella yelled as both Australians got up and looked around their surroundings.
"My goodness! This is the first time in OSFirstTimer history where an operating system teleported us to another dimension!" Philip exclaimed.
"Why does it look like that Hazbin Hotel cartoon Jasmine's been watching?" Diana asked.
"Oh come on! Stella, how low can you go that you're now getting some humans involved in this shit?" Stolas groaned.
"Stolass, I have no idea these people were coming! It was supposed to be just us! Now you two, get out of here right now! We have some business to attend to."
"I'm sorry, I gotta ask, those are some lousy demons!" Diana commented. "I expected them to be terrifying, but the bird demons look cute, and the dog demons are a joke!"
"Excuse me?! It's hellhound, first off, and trust me when I say we aren't playing around," the chihuahua firmly said.
"He's right, now go or we'll make you go!" the watchdog added as he balled his fists.
"Actually, mom, maybe we should-"
Suddenly, Diana pulled out her phone and decided to play a prank on the demons by putting on some Christian music to see how they reacted. Stolas and Stella looked unharmed, but the hellhounds and especially the chihuahua looked annoyed.
"Oh fuck no! I'm not listening to that bullshit!" the chihuahua whined before he tried to counterattack the song with another song on his phone called "Guards of the Solar Order" by Der Stürmer.
"LISTEN UP! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS SHIT!" Stella screamed before grabbing Diana and trying to drag her away. However, Stella yelped when her hand burnt. It turned out that the holy water Philip sprayed ended up also covering them, and thus made them immune to demon touch.
"Wow, Phil! You actually covered us with holy water as well? How thoughtful!"
"I thought that was a joke!" Philip said in surprise. The hellhounds then charged at Phil, only for them all to slip and fall from the holy water that was leaking on the floor.
"HEY!!! STOP HACKING!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE HACKING!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as they continued to slip and fall. In the mist of all of this, Stolas was laughing at their sad attempt to try and harm Philip and Diana.
"Hey, Phil, you know how we destroy operating systems? How about we destroy demons?"
"That's a good idea, mom!"
Just when things couldn't get anymore crazier, Diana found an app on her phone that deleted demons. She used the app to delete the hellhounds out of existence before deleting Stella as well.
"Wow! Hell might not be so bad after all, considering all these demons seem to do is swear," Philip commented. "What about this owl guy?"
"Wait! Don't delete me! I wasn't the one trying to attack you!" Stolas pleaded.
"It's okay, you're a good demon. But what were they trying to do?" Diana asked. Stolas sighed before he told them the truth.
"My wife Stella had been bringing those hellhounds here to torture me for her amusement, all while threatening to have my true lover Blitzo killed if I didn't comply. She already made me go through two of those awful torture sessions, and who knows what they would've done this time around."
Philip and Diana were shocked to hear this, especially when Stolas showed the remaining injuries as proof of their abuse.
"My goodness, I take back what I said about demons being harmless," Philip said. "We never knew they would be this crazy. Good thing we came here in time!"
"Yeah, I guess so. And as a way to say thanks, I'll portal you back to your residence. Where are you from again?"
"We're from Tasmania."
Stolas then opened a portal back to their farm, which they entered. Philip and Diana were told not to leak any footage they recorded in Hell and they agreed. Once the portal closed, Stolas sighed.
"An app that deletes demons...? How does that even work?" Stolas pondered as he left the room.
Chapter 274: Wallace and Gromit
Notes:
Requested by IndigoRaccoonUwU
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Acting like a bunch of hooligans?!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and were shocked to find that it was none other than Wallace and Gromit, the famous human-dog duo from Great Britain.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me! Stolas, how the hell did you get Wallace and Gromit in this bitch?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I don't even know who these people are!" Stolas denied.
"Well, we came because we wanted to see Stolas since he is a cool British owl, but then we come in to see you are about to torture him at the hands of hellhounds for no reason! And Gromit is especially upset at this because it gives his kind a bad look."
"WE DON'T CARE, OLD MAN!" Stella screamed. "YOU TWO BETTER FUCK OFF AND LET US DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!!"
Gromit, however, wasn't going down without a fight. He charged at the hellhounds and began to attack them. Though they tried to fight back, it turned out Gromit was far stronger than he seemed, and he quickly snapped the chihuahua's neck, killing him. The Shar Pei and watchdog were harder to kill, but Wallace assisted by using a banana gun to shoot sharp bananas at them, killing them. In the mist of all of this, Stolas and especially Stella looked shocked at this insanity.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKERS!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND GOOD HELLHOUNDS?!?!" Stella shrieked. "THAT IS IT!!! SINCE YOU BRITISH LOSERS WANTED TO BARGE IN HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING, STOLASS CAN KISS HIS IMP GOODBYE!!!"
However, that was the worst thing Stella could've said, for Wallace suddenly pulled out a Mind Manipulation-O-Matic and placed it on Stella to manipulate her mind. Suddenly, Stella no longer desired to hurt Stolas or Blitzo, but rather felt kindness towards them now. Once he removed the device, Stella was visibly calm.
"I better get going now. It was nice seeing you again, Stolas," Stella said before kissing him on the cheek and leaving. Stolas was flabbergasted, considering Stella was never that kind to him.
"Well, that was quite unexpected," Stolas commented. "I don't know why you two of all people would care about me, though. I've been through quite a lot as of late."
"We understand, Stolas, and that's more the reason why we wanted to help you," Wallace stated. "Besides, who knows what horrors Stella would've done had she gone through with it, and that swan needed to learn that she can't always hurt you. Hopefully this will be the last time she ever tries to harm anybody else."
With that, Gromit summoned the motorbike, and both got on and dashed out of the palace. Stolas took a deep breath. He never expected the stop motion duo to intervene, considering he had heard about them before, but never watched any media of them. Now he was curious.
"Maybe when Via arrives, we can watch some Wallace and Gromit together," Stolas pondered as he left the room.
Chapter 275: Verbalase
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
But before anyone can go anywhere, something shocking happened. Someone was seen dashing through the halls. That person turned out to be Verbalase (or Verbal Ase), a vocal DJ and animator who was infamous for paying $50,000 for an animation commission where he was chased and seduced by Charlie from Hazbin Hotel.
"Hey, HEY!" Stolas stopped Verbalase from running. "Who are you, and what are doing running around like a maniac?"
"Stolas, thank goodness you're here!" Verbalase said in relief. "My name is Verbalase, and Charlie Morningstar is trying to seduce me!"
"Wait, Charlie Morningstar? The daughter of Lucifer himself?" Striker asked.
"Yes! And I need your help! Stolas and Stella, you two can use your Goetian powers to scare her away. And if that doesn't work, then Striker, you can use your angelic weapons to kill her if necessary."
Verbalase pointed to the angelic knife and rope that Striker happened to carry. He thankfully didn't see the pain gel Striker also carried, nor did he seemed to understand the darker implication of their visit.
"Look, kid, I don't have time for this shit," Stella firmly said. "Whatever issue you have with Princess Charlie, you need to take it elsewhere. All three of us have some business to attend to."
"Oh Verbalase..." Charlie whispered from afar, scaring Verbalase.
"SHIT! She's close! You three, follow me!"
The three demons sighed as Verbalase led them to the master's bedroom for hiding. He positioned the Goetian demons to stand by while he had Striker get his angelic weapons ready for use. Verbalase would hide under the bed.
"Ma'am, this is ridiculous! I'm not about to risk her daddy eviscerating me for harming her! Can't I, um... 'do it' already?" Striker asked.
"No! I don't want this Verbalase guy to risk seeing what we plan to do here! For now, we have to save him from Charlie!"
Stella had barely finished her sentence when the door exploded, causing the three to duck from the blast. When they looked up, they gasped to see Charlie standing at the doorway, looking seductive.
"Hello there..." Charlie smirked. "I'm here to see my daddy Verbalase..."
"DADDY?! DAMN, GIRL, YOU ARE SICK!!!" Striker said in disgust.
"I'm sorry, Princess Charlie, but we haven't seen Verbalase here. You have to look elsewhere..." Stolas calmly said.
"Oh, you silly owl! I know daddy is here! In fact..."
Just then, Charlie zapped under the bed, which carried Verbalase out from under the bed and onto the mattress, where he was quickly restrained. The song "Hide Away" also began to play in the background.
"WAY TO GO, IDIOTS! CHARLIE IS NOW GOING TO DO SOME R RATED THINGS TO ME!" Verbalase screamed as Charlie stripped and pulled out some lingerie.
"Which of these do you want me to put o- AH!" Charlie yelped as Striker suddenly restrained her with the angelic rope.
"STRIKER, DON'T HURT PRINCESS CHARLIE!" Stolas yelled.
"NO, BIRDIE! I'M NOT ABOUT TO LET CHARLIE ENGAGE IN DEGENERACY!" Striker screamed before he began to stab Charlie with the angelic knife, causing the princess to shriek in terror.
"YES!!! GO, STRIKER, GO!!! STAB THAT HOE!!!" Verbalase cheered. "Now how about you two get me out of this crap?"
Stella rolled her eyes before she released Verbalase from the restraints, all while Striker continued to assault Princess Charlie with the angelic knife that now had pain gel covered in it. Stolas was conflicted. As much as he wanted to stop Striker from torturing her, at the same time, he feared that Stella would harm Blitzo if he hurt the cowboy. Just then, however, a flash appeared, and Striker screamed in agony as he ended up being eviscerated. It turned out that Lucifer had heard of Charlie's pained shrieks, and was making Striker pay for hurting his daughter. Once Striker was gone, Lucifer quickly went to release his daughter from the rope.
"CHARLIE! ARE YOU OKAY?!" Lucifer exclaimed.
"No... I wanted to play with daddy Verbalase, but then a mean cowboy imp came and hurt me..." Charlie cried in a baby tone, regressing.
"Sir, your daughter was chasing me all around the city to seduce me! I rather be with Roxanne Wolf!" Verbalase explained.
"I don't care how this started. That cowboy loser had no business to hurt my daughter with fucking angelic weapons! How did he even get this shit?"
"It doesn't matter where he got it from! NOW GET THE FUCK OUT, ALL OF YOU!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to lunge at Lucifer, but Stolas held her.
"King Lucifer, I am so sorry about my former wife's behavior. It's best you take your daughter to St. An's for treatment. The people there know how to treat injuries related to angelic weapons, as I know from first-hand experience."
Lucifer nodded and teleported to St. An's. Once they were gone, Stolas threw a restraining order at Stella.
"Going forward, you and your goons of terror are to leave me, Blitzo, and Via alone! And if you do not sign it, then I will kill you right here, right now! And if you violate this restraining order, then you will also be killed! Do I make myself clear?!"
Stella wanted to argue back, but when she saw Stolas enter the beginning stages of his petrification she quickly signed the restraining order and called off the snipers before leaving.
"Wow, Stolas, I didn't knew you hated your wife," Verbalase said.
"Believe me. You have no idea all the abuse and torment I had to put up with that cunt..." Stolas coldly said. "But she's gone now and won't hurt me anymore. That's all that matters. Now should I teleport you back to your residence?"
"Yes please! Hell truly is a crazy place!" Verbalase exclaimed. Stolas would teleport Verbalase back to his house, but not before Verbalase gave him the link to his YouTube channel. However, even with Verbalase gone, Stolas still wasn't done. He got a text from Blitzo, which said:
Stolas, I just saw the news, all sorts of crazy shit happened with Charlie in your palace! What was your crazy ex and Striker doing there to begin with?!
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 276: Sinsmas!Octavia
Notes:
Part of my Vent Writing of Sinsmas because one fanfic wasn't enough. If you're interested, you can chek out the other fanfic here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/61528420
I'm already getting some flame for this, but I hated Octavia in the Sinsmas episode. Like, I understand where people are coming from with her being 17 and angsty as well as not having the full picture about her parents's marriage, but I still don't think there was a need for her to go this hard on her father, even after what he already went through. At least blow it up on someone who deserved it.
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, they were shocked at who was in the room. It was none other than their daughter Octavia, and she was glaring at her mother.
"I had to see it to believe it..." Octavia coldly said, her glare still at her mother.
"Octavia, what are you doing here?! You're supposed to be at your uncle's palace!" Stella exclaimed.
"Don't act stupid, mom!" Octavia lashed out. "You lied to me! You and dad said you would never leave me! But guess what? Not only did I found out that you hired Striker to kill my dad. but now you're getting some retarded doggies to hurt him more?!"
"WHO ARE YOU CALLING RETARDED?!?!" the watchdog growled as he charged at Octavia, only for the latter to zap him with her powers, burning him to ashes quickly.
"As I was saying, I know the truth now! We were never enough for you! You never loved father, and you don't love me. You are a sadist!"
As Octavia said this, she pulled out the sadist memorabilia she found in her mother's room, shocking Stella.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NOT TO GO IN MY ROOM WITHOUT MY PERMISSION!!! YOU DELIBERATELY DISOBEYED YOUR MOTHER!!!" Stella shrieked in anger, causing the remaining hellhounds to cover their ears from the loudness. Stolas, however, didn't even flinch, being awfully used to her screaming. However, he was curious as to where his daughter was going with this, and how she can hopefully save him from being hurt even more.
"You're more concerned about me going in your room than you are with neglecting me, abusing dad behind my back, and never leaving him alone with your shit, even when he wants nothing to do with you, got it. I don't like Blitzo either, but at least he has the decency not to act like a bitch!"
"OCTAVIA, PLEASE!" Stella yelled as she held her hand. "Trust me when I say you were the only reason I stayed with your insolent father. You were the light to my dar-"
"SO YOU BOTH STAYED MISERABLE BECAUSE OF ME?!" Octavia interrupted in anger. "You especially treated me like a fucking obligation, flaunting me around at your stupid parties like some property!"
Octavia then pulled out the official paper that recognized Stella as the mother of Octavia and burned it to flames.
"Going forward, you are the egg donor of me, but not a true mother. Dad was more of a mother than you ever will be. I will also be spending a week out of hell to clear my mind, and I ask that both of you not bother me during this time. Stella, I hope you have a great fucking life living out your sadism."
With that, Octavia would open a portal to some forest land. Stolas recognized the landscape as the land of Tyto from Guardians of Ga'Hoole. Stella, however, screamed and begged for Octavia to return as she ran after her, but ice then formed to block the way. The last thing Stella saw of her daughter was her looking back, tears in her eyes, before turning to walk into the portal and closing it, the ice disappearing soon after.
"My baby bird... she's gone..."
Stella wasn't the type to cry, but there was something about Octavia's brutal rant against her sadism that made her break. She collapsed on the floor and cried hysterically, her heart broken in a million pieces. Stolas, feeling bad for her, would kneel down and comfort her, despite what she tried to do to him just now. The hellhounds, on the other hand, didn't know what to do.
"Well that was unexpected," the Shar Pei commented.
"You know what? I'm out of here! I thought I came here to hurt some fruity owl, not hear some emo girl rant and rave like a bitch!" the chihuahua complained before leaving, the Shar Pei hellhound soon following. Stella would continue to cry as she quickly pulled out her phone and call off the snipers, too riddled with guilt and sorrow to even continue her planned torture at all.
"I... I gotta go... I'm sorry, Stolas... I'm so fucking sorry..."
That was all she could muster before running out of the palace crying and rushing to the limo and speeding away. Stolas watched the limo drive away as he comprehended what just happened. Though he personally felt that Octavia was being a bit harsh with her words, at the same time, he couldn't blame her for feeling so betrayed from learning the dark truth about her mother. He hoped that after her week in Tyto was over, they can both talk about their feelings about it all and see where they can go from here, considering she also felt like Stolas had to do it out of obligation.
"I need to rest... Today's been a wild day..." Stolas sighed before heading back to the bedroom to rest.
Chapter 277: Violent Night
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
"YOU TOUCH HIM, AND YOU'RE ALL GOING STRAIGHT TO THE NAUGHTY LIST!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked to see that it was none other than Santa Claus. However, this Santa turned out to be from the 2022 move Violent Night, and was carrying a sledgehammer.
"What the- SANTA?!" the Shar Pei exclaimed. "What the hell are you doing here of all places?!"
"Oh, don't act stupid, Mr. Wrinkle!" Santa yelled. "You think I don't watch what happens in hell as well?! Stella, the things you have done to Stolas is beyond unforgivable, and you and your band of misfits are to stop this immediately or else I will take drastic measures!"
"Fuck no, you stupid Krampus knockoff!" Stella screamed. "You better get out of here and let me and my friends do our thing, or else his imp will die because of your reckless actions!"
"Killing his imp, you say?"
Santa suddenly snatched Stella's phone out of her hands and smashed it with the sledgehammer, breaking it. When the watchdog hellhound tried to attack Santa, he stabbed him in the eye with sharp candy canes before using an ice skate to slash his neck, killing him.
"WHAT THE SHIT?!?! I CAN'T BELIEVE HE JUST KILLED DESS!!!" the Shar Pei horrifyingly shrieked.
"YEAH, WELL GUESS WHAT?!?! THAT OLD FART AIN'T GONNA KILL US!!!" the chihuahua screamed before charging at Santa with the knife. However, Santa dodged the stab attack before bashing the chihuahua's brains with his sledgehammer. Stella and the Shar Pei tried to stop Santa, but he unleashed a cold blast that sent them flying out of the window and falling to their deaths. Once the threat was eliminated, Santa would release Stolas from his blessed cuffs.
"I can't believe this... Saint Nicholas saved me from being raped!" Stolas said in disbelief.
"I sure did. In fact, to save you from trouble, I will have you remain on the nice list for the rest of your life!"
"Really?!" Stolas's face lit up at this.
"Yeah, really! You, Blitzo, and Octavia all are too nice for this land. Merry Christmas! Or Sinsmas in this place..."
Santa got on the sleigh that spawned in the room and flew away. Stolas could not believe it. While they celebrated Sinsmas, they only recognized Krampus and not Santa, the latter being for the humans on Earth. How this specific Santa got here was beyond him, but regardless, he was glad he showed up in time, considering it looked like Stella was about to reach an all time low this time around.
"I just hope I can be at peace for once..." Stolas yawned before deciding to go back to sleep.
Chapter 278: All I Want For Christmas Is You
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands-”
Stella was interrupted when the room suddenly went pitch black, and Stolas and the hellhounds suddenly disappeared.
"WHAT THE- WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GO?!" Stella screamed, as she realized that it was so dark she couldn't see anything. Then, out of nowhere, a light came on, and it shined on Stolas. However, he was turned back, and was seen wearing a Santa suit.
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
Stolas then turned around and revealed a huge smile plastered on his face. Stella was unnerved by this, but then Stolas continued to sing as he walked towards her.
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
Yeah
The room then came into full view, which revealed that the three hellhounds were now also wearing Christmas clothing, and the four then began to sing Mariah Carey's "All I Want For Christmas Is You."
I don't want a lot for Christmas
There is just one thing I need (and I)
Don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
I don't need to hang my stocking there upon the fireplace
Santa Claus won't make me happy with a toy on Christmas Day
"STOLASS, STOP IT!!! I'M GOING TO KILL YOUR STUPID IMP IF YOU DON'T STOP!!!" Stella threatened as she tried to pull out her phone, but couldn't find it anywhere. As they sung, they danced around Stella and Stolas even made her do a group dance together.
I just want you for my own
More than you could ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
Stolas then went to kiss Stella on the beak, shocking her as Stolas showed zero affection towards her. She ended up pushing him away before trying to get away, but the hellhounds stopped her.
Oh, I won't ask for much this Christmas
I won't even wish for snow (and I)
I'm just gonna keep on waiting underneath the mistletoe
I won't make a list and send it to the North Pole for Saint Nick
I won't even stay awake to hear those magic reindeer click
"PLEASE STOP!!! STOLASS HAS TO BE BRAINWASHING YOU GUYS OR SOMETHING!!!" Stella shook the chihuahua as she yelled this, but it was no use. It was clear that Stolas was taking control of the situation and embarrassing Stella.
'Cause I just want you here tonight
Holding on to me so tight
What more can I do?
Oh, baby, all I want for Christmas is you
You, baby
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! YOU WIN, STOLASS!!! I'M LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!!!" Stella shrieked before running away and exiting the room. Once Stella was gone, Stolas would snap his fingers to disintegrate the hellhounds out of existence before returning the room back to normal. What Stella and the hellhounds didn't know was that while walking to the room, Stolas secretly used his mind to craft us a brainwash potion to not only affect the hellhounds, but also use them to annoy Stella with All I Want For Christmas Is You until she had enough. He couldn't believe his plan worked, but he was glad it did. He certainly was done with her antics, and wasn't about to be tortured at the hands of hellhounds.
"Now time to return to Via's visit!" Stolas said as he left the room, wanting to clear his mind with his daughter's visit.
Chapter 279: Sprunki
Notes:
Requested by Basil
Chapter Text
“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to come next week.”
But right before the torture truly began, however, something shocking happened. The door suddenly busted down, and in came Sprunkis. For those who weren't aware, Sprunkis were a group of species who can dance to beats. As they entered, some techno music was playing.
"Stolas, what the hell did you brought into your crib?!" the watchdog asked in surprise.
"Sir, I don't know who these things are!" Stolas denied.
"Stolass, tell those assholes to get out right now! We need to get started already!" Stella exclaimed. However, the Sprunki refused to leave, and proceeded to talk to Stella.
"Hey, Stella, what do you say we duo in a dancing competition?" one of the Sprunkis asked.
"NO! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!"
But not only did the Sprunkis not leave, but they proceeded to play a metal song as they danced energetically. The watchdog, at his wits end, tried to escort them out by force, but their dancing proved it was difficult to get a good grip on the creatures. In a last ditch effort, he actually grabbed Stolas and attempted to whack them away with him, but all that did was get Stolas hurt because they were firmly in place.
"OW! I AM NOT A BASEBALL BAT, JERK!" Stolas screamed in pain. The watchdog got pissed and went to knock him out, only for a red Sprunki to bounce the watchdog out of the room with its head. It then released Stolas from the blessed cuffs and the owl ran away.
"STOLASS, GET YOUR SCRAWNY ASS BACK HERE!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to run after him, but she was stopped by the pink Sprunki and forced her into a dance off. Stella tried to attack the Sprunki, but it once again failed. Stella had enough and went to get her phone to kill Blitzo out of spite, but found that the feed was overran by more Sprunkis making the snipers dance their ass off.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK THIS SHIT!!! YOU WIN, STOLASS!!!"
Stella then ran out of the palace crying, dragging the pissed and annoyed watchdog as well. Once they were gone, the Sprunki went to find Stolas, who was shaking.
"This is a nightmare... I had too much to drink..."
The Sprunki could tell that Stolas was shaken from this event and presumably past ones, so in an attempt to cheer him up, the female Sprunki grew boobs and big butts to try and seduce him, bot realizing that Stolas was gay.
"YOU ALL BETTER FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW!!! I AM NOT IN A GOOD MOOD RIGHT NOW!!!" Stolas screamed as he edged onto his feral mode, scaring the Sprunki away. Once they were gone, Stolas then got a text from Stella saying that she was done with the torture for good and blamed him for embarrassing her. However, Stolas only rolled his eyes before blocking Stella and ensuring she can never contact him, Blitzo, or even Octavia again. He never would've expect the Sprunkis of all things to intervene, but he was just glad to be done with this madness for once, especially after this week.
"I need some beer..." Stolas groaned before going to drink all the alcohol in the palace.
Chapter 280: Volksraad
Notes:
Context: https://www.metal-archives.com/bands/Volksraad/3540506234
Basically a Vothana-worship band from Indonesia
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"YA TUHAN! APA YANG SALAH DENGAN KALIAN SEMUA?!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked to see it was none other than Son of the Dawn, the sole member of the Indonesian black metal band Volksraad.
"NO WAY! I can't believe that guy from Volksraad is here!" the chihuahua said in excitement. "I love your shit, dude! Do you think we can collab sometime? I got a band of my own!"
"Collab? With you jerks?!" Son of the Dawn said rudely. "You all want to hurt Stolas because you think it's funny? Stella you are even worse than Valentino in some regards because you never let up! Why don't you torture your stupid gay brother instead?!"
"NO! He deserves to be tortured because he is a weak, pathetic fucking man and I'm tired of his shit! Now I suggest you leave right now before I include your Indonesian ass in the torture as well!"
But not only did the Grand Commander not leave, but he proceeded to rebel against them by blasting the Volksraad song "Hymne kematian" at full blast on large speakers.
"Alright, I've had enough of this shit!" the Shar Pei growled before he and the watchdog tried to stop him. However, Son of the Dawn pulled out a knife and slit the Shar Pei's throat before cracking the watchdog's neck and bashing it. This killed both hellhounds.
"Saya sudah muak dengan kalian para penjajah! Sekarang saatnya membayar!" Son of the Dawn exclaimed before he pulled out a guitar and unleashed and monstrous riff on it that was so powerful it knocked out Stella and the chihuahua. The force of the riff also destroyed the blessed cuffs, freeing Stolas.
"My goodness! Who know a riff could be that powerful?!" Stolas commented.
"That's the power of true elitist black metal. Now finish them!"
Stolas would burn the chihuahua to death, but for Stella, he opted to portal her back home before forging her signature for a restraining order where she can't be near him, Blitzo, or Octavia. Not unless she be killed on sight.
"Alright, hopefully with this restraining order, she will finally leave me alone for once. I'm tired of her shit," Stolas said as he called off the snipers on her phone before bringing it back to her and closing the portal.
"That shall do. Remember that the people of Indonesia will always cherish your work and love. Semoga harimu menyenangkan!"
With that, Son of the Dawn would leave the palace, never to be seen again. Stolas couldn't believe some random Indonesian black metal fan would be the one to finally put a stop to Stella's insanity. He was glad he showed up in time before the torture truly began, and hoped that this intervention will be step one into moving onto a better life with Blitzo and Octavia.
"Perhaps I should give his stuff a spin," Stolas said as he went to look up Volksraad on his phone.
Chapter 281: Odalia Blight
Notes:
Warning: Contains misandry, as well as some forced pegging near the end
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when they got into the bedroom, the group gasped at who was in it. There stood none other than Odalia Blight, CEO of Blight Industries. However, this version of Odalia was different. She had a pink armband that included the female symbol with a swastika in the circle. This indicated that she was a female fascist.
"Well well well, if it isn't Princess Stella, the one who was looking to become a female fascist like me," Odalia said.
"Yes, that's me!" Stella nodded with a big smile. "I've been a misandrist for some time now, and I've been wanting to exceed my beliefs by joining your female fascist movement for the cause!"
"A female fascist?! Are you serious, Stella?!" Stolas said in shock. He had no idea Stella not only hated men in general, but was also aspiring to be a female fascist.
"Damn right, Stolass! I'm about to assert my female supremacy! After all, I've been doing it for years now, and it's time I get back control!"
"That's great to hear, Stella, but why the hellhounds?" Odalia asked.
"Because they're here to help my by beating his ass! Care to watch?" Stella said with a smirk.
"No, Stella. That is not how you should do it," Odalia shook her head in disappointment. "A female fascist never lets a man do work for her. She does it herself. If you want Stolas tortured, then you should have me work for you instead, not these dumb doggies."
"Excuse me, bitch?! I had no idea Stella was a misandrist, but this is fucking ridiculous!"
The chihuahua was suddenly interrupted when Odalia lunged at him and gripped his throat tightly, keeping him in a hard chokehold.
"You keep your mouth shut, manwhore..." Odalia sneered as the chihuahua was lifted up, the latter fighting for air. "I will not allow you to speak ill of me or my kind..."
Odalia threw the chihuahua down on the ground as if he were a doll, and the other two hellhounds run up to him to see if he was okay.
"WHAT THE HELL, ODALIA?! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!" Stella screamed.
"And beating my ass isn't? How about you all leave?! I'm not doing this shit anymore!" Stolas yelled as he pointed at the door.
"Uh uh uh! Remember your imp?" Stella threatened, but that when Odalia decided enough was enough. She snatched the blessed cuffs from the hellhounds and placed them on Stolas. "ODALIA!!!"
"How about this? Me and your doggy dicks fight to the death, and whoever wins gets Stolas!" Odalia offered.
"Sure, why not? 3 against 1, this should be easy!"
However, the hellhounds greatly underestimated Odalia's powers, which was weird because they already saw what she was capable of from that chokehold. She pulled out a pink katana that retracts and proceeded to decapitate the watchdog with it, killing him instantly. The chihuahua attempted a surprise attack from the back, still pissed at being choked out, only for Odalia to catch it and break the arm with his knife. She then used the knife to stab him in the forehead, killing him. The Shar Pei was now terrified by this point and tried to leave, but Stella stopped him.
"NO! I NEED AT LEAST ONE OF YOU TO HURT HIM!" Stella insisted.
"Have you seen this cunt?! The money ain't worth it!"
"DID YOU JUST SAY CUNT?!?!" Odalia screamed before slicing the Shar Pei's legs, leaving him immobilized. She finished him off by stomping on his chest and using the katana to decapitate him as well.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!! DO YOU REALIZE HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO FIND THEM?!?!" Stella screamed out of anger that her plan was foiled.
"I don't care. They were male scum, and besides, this is how a female fascist should do," Odalia said as she put away her katana. "Since you are far from ready to join our movement, I think you should take the time to practice in the ways of the female fascist before you can come see me again."
Stella couldn't take it anymore. She cried as she ran out of the room and out of the palace, embarrassed and humiliated. Once Stella was gone, Odalia turned to Stolas. He had witnessed the entire ordeal, and was in complete shock. However, despite Odalia's misandry and fascist views, he still couldn't help but admire her to an extent.
"Well, I gotta say, that was really impressive! Thank you for saving me from Stella!"
However, that was not the right choice of words, for Odalia grabbed Stolas by the collar and lifted him up to look at her.
"I wouldn't say saved... more like, under new management..."
“Hey dad, I’m home!”
The young owl made her way to her bedroom to put down her stuff before searching for her father, surprised he didn’t come to greet him yet. She had warned him of her return, usually he’d be waiting for her. Maybe he was busy somewhere?
She tried his study with little luck. She was on her way to the greenhouse when she heard noises coming from his room. Octavia was confused, but when she went inside, the owlet gasped at what she was seeing.
"I AM GODDESS'S BITCH!!!"
"LOUDER!!!"
"I AM GODDESS'S BITCH!!!"
Stolas was on the bed butt naked and still restrained in the blessed cuffs, with Odalia from behind and pegging him with a large dildo. On the wall on top of the bed was the female fascist flag, which was similar to the Nazi flag, but the red was pink and in the place of the swastika was the female fascist symbol.
"DAD, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOU'RE GETTING FEMALE NAZI'S TO FUCK YOU NOW?!?!" Octavia screamed in disgust, scaring Stolas.
"Via! It's not what it looks- OH FUCK!!!" Stolas suddenly moaned as Odalia slapped his ass.
"Bitches don't speak without permission!" Odalia scolded before turning to Octavia. "Say, kid, wanna help me fuck your dad? I think it would be fun if he's fucked by his own daughter!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF BITCH?!?!" Octavia screamed before going into feral mode and shredding Odalia, killing her. Stella would certainly not like hearing about this... Anyway, once Odalia was dead, Octavia would return to her normal form and release her father from the blessed cuffs and hug him.
"Dad... what the fuck was she doing here...?" Octavia wept. Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 282: Femme Fatale
Notes:
Requested by NejiBouji
Context: https://powerpuffgirls.fandom.com/wiki/Femme_Fatale
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"NO NO NO!!! STELLA, YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked to see who it was. There stood Femme Fatale, the infamous feminist villain from the Powerpuff Girls.
"Oh fuck no! I know damn well the misandrist cunt from Powerpuff Girls isn't in this bitch!" the watchdog complained. "How the fuck did you get in here, and why do you gotta interrupt us now?!"
"SHUT YOUR TRAP, STERIODS!" Femme screamed. "Stella, I have been watching you commit terrorism against Stolas for some time now, and though I am proud of you for showing that man who's boss, I don't understand why you make other men do the work! I know you have directly abused him before, and you should be the one raping a gay man instead! It would be even more devastating than these stupid mutts!"
"NO! It's bad enough these idiots are going to hurt me more, I don't want Stella to assault me again!" Stolas pleaded, tears forming in his eyes.
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!!" Stella shrieked before turning to Femme. "Look, I'm not going to rape his scrawny ass again because I already had to do it once just to have Via, and I think these hellhounds would do a better job at hurting him than I ever could. If you want to stay and watch with me, then that's fine. But if not, then I suggest you leave."
However, Femme was not about to just leave and let the hellhounds do the work. She shoved the hellhounds away before pinning Stolas in bed.
"NO!!! STOP!!! DON'T DO IT!!!" Stolas screamed as Femme forced Stolas to spread his legs.
"Shut up, manwhore! Time to show you what real female power is!"
"OH NO YOU DON'T, SKANK!!! THAT'S OUR JOB!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he pulled Femme away by the hair and tried to stab her. However, Femme pulled out her female symbol gun and shot the chihuahua point blank in the head, killing him instantly.
"YO, THAT WAS FUCKED UP!!!" the Shar Pei screamed.
"I DON'T CARE!!! FUCK OFF RIGHT NOW, MALE SCUM!!!"
The remaining hellhounds grew furious at this. They tackled Femme down the bed and proceeded to rip away her clothes, shocking her. Femme grew extremely pissed that she screamed before punching the watchdog so hard his head exploded. She then tightly grabbed the Shar Pei's neck and snapped it, killing him as well.
"FEMME FATALE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU JUST KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella screamed in terror.
"Good! They were going to rape me, and I will not allow those man pigs to fuck me like a whore! Stella, you disappoint me. You allow those men to do the work when you could've done it yourself. You're not a true feminist. You're a poser!"
Stella, devastated by this callout, cried as she ran out of the room, embarrassed and humiliated. Once gone, Femme turned to the still crying owl.
"Please... release me... you have no idea how much pain I went through..." Stolas wept, but gasped when Femme got on top of him and got real close to his face.
"I don't care... you disgraced our name cheating on Stella with a deformed imp... and now it's time you pay reparations for your degeneracy..."
"OH NO YOU DON'T!!!"
Femme turned to who screamed that and gasped when she saw it was none other than the Powerpuff Girls. Before she knew it, the girls kicked her ass hard before flying her out of the palace and into a jail cell. With Femme Fatale gone, the girls would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Oh my goodness! We can't believe that Femme Fatale would break out of jail and try and hurt Stolas!" Bubbles exclaimed as she and the girls hugged him.
"It's a good thing we came in just in time to stop her then," Blossom added. "Though we don't understand... this wasn't the first time this happened?"
"Unfortunately, no... you girls won't believe what I've gone through thanks to Stella's atrocious actions..." Stolas sighed, deciding to tell the Powerpuff Girls what happened.
Chapter 283: Kirby
Notes:
Requested by Retep niffirg
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
But when the group entered the room, they found a certain pink ball creature in the room. That person was none other than Kirby.
"No way! I love playing Kirby games!" Stolas exclaimed in excitement.
"Oh, I see what this is!" Stella said in an accusing tone. "You think you're clever getting some pink blob to stop us? You really are pathetic! Now I suggest you tell that Kirby thing to get out now so we can continue."
"Stella, I don't know what you're talking about. I had no idea Kirby was in the palace."
"THE HELL YOU DON'T!"
As Stolas and Stella continued to argue over Kirby, the hellhounds were lost at what to do. The chihuahua decided to speak to Kirby.
"So, what do you do exactly? I don't really play your games," he asked. Kirby decided to demonstrate his powers by walking to Stella and sucking her. He was annoyed by her shrieking, and had no idea how Stolas could manage with her. Stella tried to get out his mouth, but the vacuum power was too much and she was eaten.
"MY GOODNESS! KIRBY JUST ATE STELLA!" Stolas screamed.
"No no no! Let her go right now!" the Shar Pei demanded, but it was too late. Kirby swallowed her, and he grew long white hair and had a crown, obtaining Stella's powers.
"Oh great, what are you going to do now?" the watchdog provoked.
"DOMESTIC VIOLENCE TIME!"
"What?"
Kirby then began to slap the hellhounds in the face while shouting at them. Stolas was shocked that domestic abuse was a power Stella had. The hellhounds pushed Kirby away and tried to get out of the room, not wanting to hurt Stolas anymore. Kirby dashed towards them with his star and knocked them down. He then sucked them in as well before turning into a hybrid combination with their powers.
"WOW! That's really cool, Kirby! But can you please vomit Stella out? I don't want to have to explain to Via that you ate her."
Unfortunately for Stolas, it wasn't that simple. Kirby explained that once an enemy is swallowed, they die and don't come back. Stolas was devastated by this, as Stella met her fate at Kirby of all people. But though he wished Stella didn't die, in a way, he did prevent him from suffering under anymore abuse in her hands. Kirby got back in his star and rode out of the palace.
"Great. Now I have to explain Kirby's visit to Via..." Stolas sighed before returning to continue the preperations.
Chapter 284: Rivfader
Notes:
Requested by Anonymous
Context: https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Rivfader/586466
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
"I think we should also include you and Striker involved in suffering the consequences as well, you blasphemer!"
The three turned to who yelled that, and were shock when they saw who it was. There stood Rivfader, a black metal artists behind many projects including Einsatzgruppen, Compatriot, Usurpr, and more. Striker was especially shocked at seeing him.
"No way! I can't believe it's Rivfader! I like your projects for being GBK/Arghoslent worship, but now I'm not really into you anymore since you became a Christian..." Striker said. It was true that Rivfader did turned to Christianity recently, and was now strictly against anything Satanic-related.
"Glory to God! I've became wiser because I was going through a dark place in my life, and ironically enough, finding peace with the Lord is what motivated me to change direction in life. I don't really rock with GBK as much anymore because they have so many anti-Christian songs, it annoys me! At least I still bump their anti-Semitic stuff."
"No one cares, dickweed! Now what the fuck are you doing here?!" Stella exclaimed.
"I'm here to confront you Stella on your blasphemy. I've seen videos of your torture towards Stolas, and I am beyond appalled of what you've put him through. You not only engage in anti-Christian terrorism against him and others, but you think you can distribute these videos to Earth as well as exploit the good will of the angels in heaven with their weapons and restraints? I hope Stolas finds Christ and finally stands up for himself!"
Stolas was shocked to hear that Stella had actually been sharing videos of his torture and abuse to others on Earth. Is that why she always records them with her VHS camcorder?
"What I do is none of your concern! Striker, kick him out right now! I will not let this holier-than-thou asshole ruin this!" Stella demanded.
"But ma'am, I love Rivfader!" Striker protested. Rivfader eventually had enough. He pulled out his gun and pointed it at the group.
"Now you listen to me, Stella, and you listen good. I want you and your cowboy gone, and I want you both gone now! You will let the palace promptly and never return. Do I make myself clear?"
"STELLA, JUST GO! I DON'T WANT YOU KILLED!" Stolas yelled.
"Fuck no, Stolass! You think that puny gun is going to stop us?"
She had barely finished her sentence that Rivfader mag-dumped Stella and Striker, killing them instantly.
"STELLA!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" Stolas screamed and cried as he ran towards her corpse. Despite everything she did to him, he still never found it in him to truly hate her because whether people like it or not, she is the mother of Octavia. As Stolas hugged her corpse and cried, Rivfader went up to him.
"Stolas, I understand that this is hard for you, but please understand that the things she has done to you are things that I wouldn't even consider doing to my worse enemies. This includes the Satanists and Jews. Remember that you are loved and wanted and that Christ will shower you with peace and prosperity. I will hunt down the hellhounds that assisted in the torture as well, but before I go, I would like to leave a prayer."
Stolas allowed Rivfader to make his prayer, despite being a demon and against Christianity. Rivfader would then hand him a couple of tapes of his albums before leaving to kill the hellhounds. Stolas would've never imagined that Rivfader of all people would be the one to save him from torture, especially before Striker had another go at fucking him up for fun. But despite his controversies with his Nazi-Christian views, Rivfader did had enough care to help Stolas, as well as sharing some of his beliefs onto him.
"I gotta get this mess cleaned up. Oh, sweet Lucifer, how am I going to explain all of this to Blitzo and Via...?" Stolas said to himself as he left the room to find the nearest cleaners.
Chapter 285: The Terminator
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
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After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But when both made it to the room, they were surprised to see that Stella and the other two hellhounds weren't there.
"Guys, come on! I brought Stolas in, now come on out!" the chihuahua called out, but none of them came in. "What did you do?"
"What did I do?" Stolas said offended. "I didn't even knew Stella and your furry buddies were here until you showed up! Now if they don't show up in the next ten seconds, then I'm portalling you out of here! I am not happy with any of you for hurting me, and I'm not about to go through this shit again!"
But before the chihuahua can retort this, someone unexpected came into the room. That person was T-800, also known as the Terminator, and was nude.
"BRO, WHAT THE FUCK?!" the chihuahua retched in disgust. "PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, MAN, NOBODY WANNA SEE THAT!!!"
"Sir, do you happen to know where Stella and two hellhounds are?" Stolas asked, trying not to get his cloaca wet from the Terminator's nude, muscular body.
"I do not know Stella and the hellhounds. I need some clothes," T-800 said in his neutral, robotic voice.
"Well you ain't having shit, alright? I know you have something to do with Stella's disappearance, so where the fuck are they?!" the chihuahua demanded.
"I do not know what you're talking about."
"Well then maybe THIS will refresh your memory?!"
The chihuahua then went to charge at T-800 with the knife, which turned out to be a stupid mistake. T-800 would dodge the knife attack before punching his stomach so hard it went through his body. The Terminator would then lift his body up in the air as the arm went deeper. The chihuahua spat out blood before T-800 dropped him. He died from the blood loss and injury.
"HOLY SHIT!" Stolas yelled before quickly handing T-800 some clothing, not wanting to be next. As the Terminator put his clothes back, Stella and the other two hellhounds suddenly appeared, and gasped at what they were seeing.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?! STOLASS, YOU BETTER EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT HAPPENED?!" Stella demanded.
"Actually, Stella, how about explain where you and your mutts were at instead?" Stolas asked as he crossed his arms.
"We were just getting some food from McDonald's because we got hungry, and what do we see? Arnold Schwarzenegger over here came in here and killed Shay!" the Shar Pei explained.
"I'm not Arnold Schwarzenegger. I'm T-800."
"No one cares, dumbass, now GO!!!" the watchdog growled. T-800 took offense at this, and he proceeded to pull out a gun and shoot the remaining hellhounds, killing them.
"NO NO NO!!! THIS WAS NOT HOW IT WAS SUPPOSED TO END!!! STOLASS, PLEASE STOP HIM!!!" Stella cried.
"After everything you've done to me? NO!!! I suggest you leave before I get T-800 to kill you as well. And I don't care if you're a mother either! You don't deserve to be one for neglecting Via, you deadbeat whore!"
Stella gulped before leaving the palace. Needless to say, her reign of terror is over.
"I'll be back," T-800 simply said before leaving as well. Stolas couldn't believe that the Terminator would come in here and kill the hellhounds like that. Though he was glad for his help, he now had a mess to clean up.
"I'm gonna need to get rid of their corpses. And then I need to find a way to explain all of this to everyone..." Stolas sighed before leaving the room.
Chapter 286: Soup The Owl
Notes:
Based off the fanfic "Blitzo has to Kick Stolas A.K.A Soup The Owl Out of his House Because He Leaves Pin Feathers and Owl Pellets on the Floor, and Poops Every 15 Minutes" by cowfarts: https://archiveofourown.info/works/61823665
Warning for disgusting nonsense
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Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
Stolas gripped the corner of the book he was reading, and forced himself to relax as he closed it to stand up and follow the hellhound, once again the chihuahua like.
He wasn’t ready for this. He wasn’t, but he also knew he didn’t have a choice. Once they left, if he wasn’t in a too bad shape, maybe he’d be able to start thinking of a plan again, it was wiser to do so after their daily visit, and he was really hoping she would never start coming twice in the day.
His leg still hurt, but he was able to walk without giving anything away. The chihuahua was small compared to him, so even if he was walking fast, Stolas could easily follow at a slower pace. At least there was silence and no more taunting for now, but the owl knew it wouldn’t last. The more time passed, the more Stella’s goons became talkative, some more than others. The chihuahua was definitely the worst in that regard.
They took confidence too. This time he was behind, like if he was trusted to follow without making a fuss. Stolas was frustrated to admit he was doing exactly that, because they both knew what would happen if he didn’t. The hound was sometimes turning an ear behind, probably to make sure he was still there, but that was all.
But when they arrived at the bedroom, both were shocked to find that it wasn't Stella and the other two hellhounds, in the room, but rather another Stolas that looked more stupid and childish. This version of Stolas was nicknamed "Soup."
"Oh will you look at that! Another me! How cute!" Soup exclaimed.
"What the hell? You seriously cloned yourself to get rid of Stella?!" the chihuahua pointed accusingly.
"Are you serious? I had no idea you and your gang were here until you showed up at the fucking door! In fact, how come you idiots keep coming here in secret?" Stolas asked.
"Better can it, bro, or else we'll rape your ass like last time, but even worse!" the chihuahua threatened, making Stolas shake as he remembered that infamous night.
"Uh oh! Looks like I need to go potty!"
Before they knew it, Soup would squat and lift up his tall before squirting out a poop right in front of the two.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHY DID YOU SHIT YOURSELF?!" the chihuahua gagged before he vomited.
"You know, at my mansion the imps love to lick up my poop from the floor, I think you should try it, imps seem to like the flavour," Soup purred.
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU SCAT FUCKER?!?!" the chihuahua screamed before charging Soup with the knife. However, he was in for a nasty surprise, for Soup would vomit on the hellhound with pellets, stopping him dead in his tracks. To make matters worse, he would trip the chihuahua and his face landed first on the poop, making him scream in terror as he hasted to the bathroom to clean himself up. By this point, Stella and the other two hellhounds returned to find two Stolases there.
"What the shit? We were gone for a few minutes to find Stolas cloned himself?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Well, at least we can have double the fun!" Stella smirked. However, the chihuahua came out of the bathroom devastated.
"NO!!! WE HAVE TO STOP!!! STOLAS MADE ANOTHER CLONE THAT SHITS AND VOMITS FOR NO REASON!!! HE ALREADY MADE ME FALL ON ITS SHIT, AND I DON'T WANT YOU GUYS TO BE AFFECTED!!!"
"That just reminds me, I have to go again!" Soup said before pooping on the floor again.
"HOLY SHIT!!! YOU WEREN'T KIDDING!!!" Stella screeched before vomiting.
"WHY IS EVERYONE VOMITING WHEN HE POOPS?!?!" Stolas screamed, his mind on the verge of breaking from this nonsense on top of past torture sessions.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?! CHANGE OF PLANS!!! WE'RE TORTURING THIS FUCKING CLONE!!!"
The three hellhounds would charged at Soup to attack him, but it turned out that Soup was more powerful than he seemed. He let out a large fart that blew him away before he vomited a special glue on them. He then lashed out pin feathers on them before grabbing all three hellhounds and morphing them into a bowling bowl and throwing it at Stella, knocking her down.
"OW!!! YOU ASSHOLE!!! YOU GOT YOUR SHIT ALL OVER ME!!!" Stella screamed at the feeling of the vomit and pin feathers on her.
"That's for being a bitch who never appreciated my poop!" Soup said as he crossed his arms. The hellhounds got out of the morph and groaned from the pain.
"You know what? We're fucking done here! There's no way we're going to come back from this!" the watchdog stated. The other two agreed and left the palace.
"WAIT!!! COME BACK!!!" Stella demanded, but it was too late. Just then, however, Stolas went into her feral mode and tackled a now terrified Stella.
"You have five seconds to leave and never return... or I will do what I should've done years ago and rid you off the face of hell..."
Stella gulped before running at the speed of light out of the palace. Suffice to say, her days of abusing and torturing Stolas were over. Once everyone was gone, Stolas turned to Soup.
"Wow, Stolas, that was really cool of you to do that! Can I stay please?" Soup asked.
"Sure, but promise me you'll poop and vomit on the toilet going forward?"
Soup agreed on that deal, and he soon went to the bathroom to get out whatever excrements he still had in his system.
"What a day..." Stolas sighed before he went to clear his mind from this insanity.
Chapter 287: Flower's Revenge
Notes:
Context: https://creepypasta-fanon.fandom.com/wiki/BFDI_26:_Flower%27s_Revenge
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
She had barely asked that when all of a sudden, the three suddenly no-clipped through the floor and fell into an abyss. All three screamed as they fell until eventually, they crashed onto the ground. As they struggled to get up, they realized that they were on the set for the show Battle for Dream Island.
"What the hell, feathers?! You seriously thought sending us to this shithole will stop us?" Striker yelled before he tried to pulled out some angelic rope to tie him up, but found that he lost all of his angelic weapons. Stella also noticed that she didn't had her phone with her.
"Stolass, you better get us out of here right now before I-"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
The group turned to who screamed, and were shocked at what they were seeing. The infamous character Flower was seen massacring all the other players on the island in brutal, gruesome ways. While all of these killings were happening, Flower was seen having a creepy face on her.
"HEY! What are you doing?!" Stolas called out, but Flower ignored him.
"Hey bitch! How about you stop killing these objects and come work with us instead? We need some backup in hurting this stupid owl!" Striker tried to persuade. However, Flower ignored them until all the object characters were killed. By this point, the Announcer arrived.
"What in the world is going on here?! Flower, why did you kill all of these people? And why are there characters from the show Helluva Boss in here?" the Announcer asked.
"Sir, you need to get us back to Hell right now! This stupid flower is no help!" Stella demanded. Just then, Flower lunged at the Announcer and destroyed his box, killing him. "WILL YOU STOP KILLING EVERYONE ON SIGHT FOR ONCE?!?!"
Flower then turned to the group and stared at them. Stolas was shivering, but for some reason, Stella and Striker were not scared.
"All I wanted was revenge... is that so much to ask...?"
"ALRIGHT, CHANGE OF PLANS!!! I MAY NOT HAVE SOME ANGELIC WEAPONS ON ME, BUT I CAN STILL FUCK YOU UP!!!"
Striker then went to attack Flower. However, that turned out to be a stupid mistake, for Flower stabbed Striker and knocked him down. Before he can get up, Flower got on top of him and proceeded to stab him numerous times before slitting his throat, killing him.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! STOLASS, BE USEFUL FOR ONCE AND STOP HER!!!" Stella screamed before she and Stolas tried to stop Flower, not understanding that Flower was unstoppable. Flower would tightly grab Stella's throat before slamming her on the ground, breaking her back. Stolas watched in horror as Flower would slam herself down on Stella and used the knife to gouge her eyes out, emitting shrieks of agony he had never heard Stella make.
"GET OFF OF HER!!!" Stolas screamed as he tried to push Flower away. Even with everything she tried to do, he didn't want Via's mother killed. But Flower punched him away before finishing the swan off by stabbing her in the forehead. She then pulled the knife out of her corpse and walked towards the terrified owl. He tried to turn her into stone, but found his powers were useless.
"Please... don't kill me..." he wept.
"It's too late for that... now you will pay..."
"I DON'T THINK SO, BITCH!!!"
Before Flower can even turn away, she was shot to death. It turned out that I.M.P. had somehow teleported there and killed Flower, with Blitzo having done the honors. They wasted no time to get Stolas and took him to the portal back to hell, more specifically their office.
"Stolas, thank goodness you're alright, though the same can't be said to Stella and Striker," Millie said.
"I don't understand... how did you all know where I was?" Stolas asked.
"Oh, we got some sort of distress signal from you in that world, and we were able to stop that crazy flower psycho from killing you," Blitzo explained.
"That just reminds me, your highness, what in the world were you all doing in Battle for Dream Island?" Moxxie asked. Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do with everyone.
Chapter 288: Brandon Horninger and Lucille Ethel Kessler Horninger
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSh9eKytjlM
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Acting like autistic losers?!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and couldn't believe what they were witnessing. There stood Brandon and Lucille Horninger, a married couple that were infamous in the physical media community for their rages against various people online. They were both glaring at Stella and the hellhounds.
"Now you listen here, Stellass! Me and Brandon are sick and tired of you abusing and hurting Stolas for being a gay man wanting to be with his true lover Blitzo and move on from his past. Why do you hate him so much? If you do not leave Stolas alone, then me and Brandon will knock you and your stupid doggies out!"
However, Kessler's threat did not intimidate them in the slightest, for Stella rolled her eyes.
"Wow! And here I thought Stolass was the most pathetic person in Hell!" Stella joked, and the hellhounds laughed. "You two get out right now! I will not allow two retards to ruin this!"
"HEY! Do not call us the r word! That is offensive against people with mental illnesses like us!" Brandon yelled.
"We don't care, bro! And why does he look like Douglas Levison from that one video?" the chihuahua pointed at Kessler.
"Alright, you jerks asked for it!"
Brandon and Kessler then pulled out microphones and began to play a beat on the speakers.
Alright, Stella, listen up!
It's time your actions against Stolas end!
Your acts of terror won't scare us no more!
And your hellhounds need to go back to daycare!
We will cut off your dicks if we have to
But unlike Kizer, we won't be all talk!
Stolas deserves so much better than you
And by the way, we both fucked Andrealphus!
Though the rap was bad, it was clear that the couple weren't going to leave without harming Stella. The hellhounds had enough and went to charge at the two. Kessler grabbed the large speaker and knocked out the Shar Pei hellhound with it. Meanwhile, Brandon would tie up the chihuahua and watchdog together with the microphone cords.
"HEY! LET US GO RIGHT NOW!" the watchdog screamed, but both men would team up to lift up the hellhounds and throw them at Stella. She dodged it, and the hellhounds ended up crashing through the window and fall to their deaths.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, I AM KILLING HIS IMP!!!" Stella shrieked as she pulled out her phone. Kessler, however, would do something that would shock everyone. He pulled out a machete and sliced off her breasts. The swan shrieked in terror from the slicing, and blood oozed out from the large wounds. Brandon then grabbed the machete and stab it through her pussy making her scream even louder.
"STOP!!! DON'T KILL STELLA!!!" Stolas begged. Despite her actions, he did not want Via's mother to die. Thankfully, they complied, and pulled out the machete.
"Next time, Stella, think twice before you hurt Stolas, you fucking bitch!" Brandon cursed while Kessler released Stolas from the blessed cuffs. Stella ended up passing out. Stolas portalled her to a hospital while he portalled the Shar Pei back home.
"Thank you gentlemen for saving me, even though your methods were quite intense," Stolas thanked.
"No problem, Stolas! Remember that we at the physical media community have your back, and we love you!" Kessler bowed before he and Brandon left. Stolas was shocked that some users from the infamous physical media community would come in hell and save him from the torture right before it started. While he questioned their methods of getting in the palace, he hoped that Stella would learn her lesson and that she can somehow get her breasts sewed back on.
"Hopefully, Via won't be made aware of her mother's condition," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 289: Moxxine and Millerd
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
If that was all the questions she had, then it wasn’t as bad as Stolas had feared, especially if she didn’t intend to hurt Blitz. He worried she would make use of said warning shot, and he wasn’t sure he would have been able to stay put if she had, but she probably knew as much. Which meant, either she wouldn’t, or she would once he was powerless. He shouldn’t forget she probably had planned something special for him as a retaliation.
Whatever it was though, it was obvious Striker’s presence was one of last minute. Either that, or he really didn’t like working directly under a royal’s orders that way, with his employer present and being able to dictate his every move. He also didn’t seem to know how she usually operated, but was doing a decent job of following the flow.
Still, Stolas filled that in his mind. He couldn’t act up now, and wouldn’t, but the hybrid was an unknown factor, there was no telling what he would do or how he would react. The Goetia hadn’t forgotten what the tall imp did to him last time, which was a bad omen for what was about to come, but he couldn’t fight back yet again. He simply hoped Striker wouldn’t have another idea of more… Permanent injuries. He had done a good job at putting up a good facade for Octavia, he didn’t want for all of this to have been in vain, though at least she didn’t worry for as long as it lasted.
But when they entered the room, the group were shocked to see someone else was in the room. It was Moxxie, but he was wearing a black crop top, pink pants, and his hair was tied in pigtails. It was his feminine counterpart Moxxine.
"Oh wow! I can't believe I'm meeting the big, husky Striker! And it's the gay owl twink and the abusive swan whore in the room as well! It must be my birthday!" Moxxine exclaimed in excitement. Striker, however, ended up laughing.
"YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! YOU THINK DRESSING ALL GIRLY IS GOING TO INTIMIDATE US?!" Striker laughed as Stolas rolled his eyes.
"Look, imp, we have some business to do here, so I suggest you leave at once," Stella firmly said.
"But mommy Stella, I want to play with you all!" Moxxine whined.
"I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW!!!"
When Moxxine refused, Striker attempted to rope him away with the angelic rope. However, the rope was blocked when someone got in the way. It was Millie, but was wearing boyish clothing as well as wearing a yellow beanie. It was her male counterpart Millerd.
"What the fuck is going on here? Leave my sister alone!" Millerd threatened.
"This is getting ridiculous! Why is Moxxie and Millie in drag of all people coming in?" Stolas asked.
"You know what? That's it! No more games, you two!" Striker yelled before he lunged at Millerd and tackled him. Before Striker can even hurt him, however, Moxxine would whack him with a purse. "HEY! KNOCK IT OFF!"
"How about you fuck off, cowboy?" Moxxine said as she continued to whack Striker. Stella screamed before she ran up to Moxxine and slapped her in the face.
"THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE, ASSHOLES!!! GET OUT RIGHT NOW OR ELSE WE WILL INCLUDE YOU IN THE TORTURE AS WELL!!!" Stella shrieked.
"Torture? What the fuck did you just say?!" Millerd refuted as he got up.
"STELLA AND STRIKER ARE GOING TO TORTURE ME AGAIN!!! DO SOMETHING!!!" Stolas screamed in terror. Stella glared at this, but suddenly, Striker let out a giant scream. It turned out Millerd snuck up on his and took his angelic knife and stabbed him in the back. Striker turned back and tried to attack Millerd, but he stabbed him in the eye before cracking his neck, killing him.
"OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, I AM KILLING HIS FUCKING IMP!!!"
But Stella couldn't even grab her phone before Moxxine shoved her down on the ground before slamming her butt on her face and farted on her. Stella shrieked in terror as she pushed the imp away and gagged from the foul air. "YOU FUCKING NASTY BITCH!!! WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!?!"
"Because that's what you deserve! Now you fuck off or else I'll shit on your face!"
Stella cried as she left the room, embarrassed and humiliated. She also left her phone on the ground. Stolas picked it up and called off the snipers.
"Moxxine and Millerd, thank you two for your courageous behavior and stopping them," Stolas thanked. "Unfortunately, this wasn't the first time she hurt me with her henchmen. I already went though one torture with Striker, and I didn't want a round 2 with him..."
Moxxine and Millerd couldn't believe what they were hearing, but were glad to have came in on time. They thanked Stolas before they both left the room.
"Well, I certainly have quite a story to tell Blitzo," Stolas said as he went back to continue preparing for the next defense lesson.
Chapter 290: Karen Client from Sinsmas
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
She had barely finished that sentence when all of a sudden, something came crashing through the roof and landed on the floor. It turned out to be a female sinner with red hair. When she got up, she looked around the room and at the now shocked group.
"What the hell? That stupid imp shoved me out of the building, and then some portal opened and I ended up here! What the hell did he do to me?!" the Karen client exclaimed.
"Ma'am, what are you talking about? Are you saying that you somehow portalled into another dimension?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I guess so," she shrugged before turning to Stolas. "Tell Blitzo he needs to apologize to me!"
"I don't know what you're talking about," Stolas said.
"Look, bitch, I don't got time for this! You need to go back to your dimension elsewhere, alright? We're right in the middle of some business," Stella firmly said.
"No! I'm not leaving until McBirdie here takes me back!" Karen yelled.
"You're going, and that's final!" the watchdog shouted before grabbing her arm. She pulled out a taser and shocked the hellhound. "OW!!! WHY DID YOU TASE ME?!?!"
"YOU DON'T EVER TOUCH A WOMAN!!! I DEMAND TO SPEAK TO YOUR MANAGER!!!" Karen screamed.
"Manager? Okay, Karen!" the chihuahua joked. Pissed, the Karen tried to tase him, but he grabbed the taser and smashed it. She screamed before grabbing him and throwing him out of the room, destroying the door in the process.
"YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!" Stella shrieked before tackling Karen and the two got into a catfight. The other two hellhounds cheered for Stella to win, while Stolas took this opportunity to sneak away.
"I HATE YOU!!! I JUST WANTED TO HURT STOLASS, AND THEN YOU HAVE TO BARGE IN HERE AND RUIN EVERYTHING!!!" Stella screamed as she pulled Karens hair.
"YOUR SHRIEKING IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!! HOW ABOUT YOU GO KILL YOURSELF?!?!" Karen yelled back before she shoved her away. She then grabbed a knife that the chihuahua dropped when he was thrown out and stabbed Stella, causing her to scream.
"NO!!! DON'T STAB STELLA!!!" the Shar Pei screamed before he and the watchdog tried to stop her, but Karen slit their throats, killing them both.
"THAT IS IT!!! I AM DONE!!! I AM FUCKING DONE WITH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU!!! I AM LEAVING AND NEVER COMING BACK!!! I HOPE STOLASS GOT HIS FUCKING WISH!!!"
Stella then ran out of the room and palace as she held the wound. While it wasn't a fatal wound, she still needed to go to a hospital ASAP. Stolas watched her leave from the window as the chihuahua woke up, having been knocked out from the throw.
"Ugh, what happened?"
"Nothing!"
Stolas quickly portalled him back to his house and closed it before he could say anything else. He then turned to see Karen standing there with her arms folded.
"Are you going to help me or what?" Karen asked rudely. Stolas sighed and decided to help her return to her dimension. It took a bit of work, but he successfully opened up the portal back to her dimension, where she entered to get revenge on Blitzo. Once the portal closed, Stolas returned to the room to find the dead hellhound bodies there.
"Great. Now I need to get rid of their bodies before Via arrives," Stolas said before he left.
Chapter 291: SCP-729-J
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But when they arrived at the room, however, the two were surprised to see it was not Stella and the other two hellhounds in the room, but rather a toy. More specifically, a plushie that is the yellow rabbit Peep.
"Oh, really funny, dude, you somehow found a way to replace the gang with a fucking plush toy!" the chihuahua sarcastically said, annoyed with this sudden change.
"Seriously? I had no idea you all were here until your twink ass showed up!" Stolas argued.
"Watch it, birdie. Now come on, gang, come on out so we can get started already!"
As the chihuahua searched for the party, Stolas noticed something weird about the plushie. As in, it seemed to carry some fear in its existence. When it was obvious that the group wasn't around, the chihuahua was seen getting agitated.
"Seriously, where the fuck did they go?!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he kicked the plushie out of anger. However, what happened next shocked the two. It stopped mid-air and then slowly fell back on the ground. It was now looking at the chihuahua, the latter now unnerved.
"Uh... I'm sorry?"
The plushie did not say anything. However, it appeared that the plushie was doing some sort of mind tricks on his mind that was so bad, that it caused him to scream.
"HEY! What are you yelling for?!" Stolas shouted as he covered his ears.
"IT'S GOING TO KILL ME!!! IT'S GOING TO FUCKING KILL ME!!!"
"THE PLUSHIE IS GOING TO KILL YOU?!?! ARE YOU FUCKING MENTAL?!?!"
However, this caused the chihuahua to continue screaming in agony like he was experiencing something terrible. Eventually, he had enough. He pulled out his knife and slit his throat, killing himself.
"OKAY, STELLA, YOU BETTER COME OUT RIGHT NOW!!! ONE OF YOUR LACKEY'S JUST KILLED HIMSELF!!!" Stolas screamed. However, Stella never came. Stolas then noticed that the door to the balcony was slightly opened. When he went there, he noticed the railings to the edge were broken off. He looked down and gasped to see Stella and the other two hellhounds were laying there dead. It turned out that the three had been running out of there and crashed through the rails and fell to their deaths. Stolas had a feeling the yellow rabbit Peep had something to do with it. However, when he returned to the room, he found that the plushie was gone.
"You know what? I'm going to a hotel! I'm fucking done with this shit!" Stolas scoffed before leaving the room and soon the palace.
Chapter 292: Crane
Notes:
For those who don't know, she's the imp waitress of Ozzie's in said episode
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
"Start what? Getting you all some drinks?"
Everyone turned to who said that, and couldn't believe what they were seeing. There stood Crane, the imp waitress of Ozzie's. Stolas immediately recognized her.
"Oh hey, you're that waitress me and Blitzo had in Ozzie's!" Stolas exclaimed, glad he can have something besides the impending torture to think about.
"Yes, and that diss track Ozzie and Fizz played was amazing!" Crane cheered.
"I guess so, but I don't want to think about that night right now..." Stolas sighed as he put his head down. The group, on the other hand, were amazed Crane wasn't catching onto the weird situation.
"Look, can you explain to us how the hell you got in here, let alone break into this room after we locked the door? If you couldn't tell by now, we're right in the middle of some important business," the Shar Pei explained.
"I've always been here," Cane insisted. "Do you all want some drinks?"
"Actually, we'd all like for you to fuck off and let us do what we need to do!" Stella yelled.
"I don't think so, bitch! How about I get you the cum of Ozzie's just for that rudeness?" Crane sternly said.
"Okay, you transvestite, I've had enough of your games!" the watchdog growled as he grabbed her arm. Crane got pissed and kicked him in the balls, distracting him enough to slap him silly.
"LEAVE OUR FRIEND ALONE AND FUCK OFF!!!" the chihuahua screamed as he and the Shar Pei tried to get Crane off of the watchdog. However, Crane grabbed the watchdog's body and used him as a weapon against the other two hellhounds. "STOP!!! OH GOD, WHO THE HELL USES A BODY TO HURT OTHERS?!?!"
"I don't know, why don't you ask Stella?!" Stolas sarcastically said. "She sure knows how to use others to hurt me because she's too cowardly to do it herself anymore!"
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!!" Stella screeched as she slapped Stolas. "BECAUSE THIS ASSHOLE WANTED TO BARGE IN AND RUIN THINGS, I'M KILLING THAT IMP OF YOURS!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Crane flung the watchdog at her and they both crashed. The impact also wrecked her phone. The Shar Pei and chihuahua were also injured from the beating Crane gave them.
"Hey, don't look at me, you all clearly wanted a order of whoop-ass, so I gave you that! Be grateful!" Crane frowned as she crossed her arms.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE!!! STOLASS, YOU DIDN'T WANT THIS TORTURE?!?! THEN YOU GOT YOUR WISH, BUDDY!!!" Stella screamed before she roughly uncuffed him and marched out of the palace, with the injured hellhounds limping behind. Once the group was gone, Crane turned to look at the owl.
"Thank you for saving me. You have no idea how much bullshit I had to put up with her," Stolas said.
"No problem, birdie! Remember, if that bitch tries to give you anymore shit, call me and I'll handle it!"
Crane gave Stolas her phone number before leaving. Stolas was surprised that one of the imps from Ozzie's restaurant would be the one to save him from torture. As weird as it was, he was glad that she was strong enough to overpower the hellhounds.
"Hopefully, Via's visit can get my mind off this unusual encounter," Stolas said as he left the room.
Chapter 293: Panini
Chapter Text
Panini was seen freaking out like crazy. Today, she wanted to try and show her love towards Chowder like usual, for the pink bunny did like him, even if Chowder didn't love her back. However, he wasn't in town all day. As Panini continued her search, she was growing more frantic and crazed. Where was Chowder? She ended up bumping into Mung Daal.
"Panini! What is going on?" Mung Daal asked.
"Have you seen Chowder by any chance?!" Panini said, trying to be as calm as possible.
"Um... no, I haven't. In fact, I don't think anyone has seen Chowder all day."
This led to Panini to cry.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! MY BOYFRIEND IS GONE!!!"
"Hold on, Panini, let's calm down!" Mung Daal assured as he patted her head for comfort. "He's most likely out of town. Let's think of where he could possibly be."
Panini calmed down and thought of the last time Chowder was seen. Just then, she got a text on her phone. When she looked at it, she gasped at what it was. There was Chowder, who looked to be in some city. Next to the photo was a caption:
Hey, Panini! I'm currently in Pride ring of the Hellaverse for some fun! Let's see if I can meet some characters from Hazbin Hotel or even Helluva Boss!
"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! HE'S FROM THE HELLAVERSE!!!" Panini screamed as she showed Mung Daal the text.
"The Hellaverse? Isn't that from the shows that swear every millisecond?"
"IT DOESN'T MATTER!!! THE HELLAVERSE IS A DANGEROUS PLACE, AND I NEED TO SAVE CHOWDER BEFORE HE GETS KILLED THERE!!!"
Before Mung Daal knew it, Panini would open up an app on her phone that takes cartoon characters to other cartoon worlds, and opened a portal to the Hellaverse. Mung Daal wanted to come, but Panini insisted that she was find alone. The portal closed shortly after Panini went in.
"Oh geez, this can't be good if Chowder and Panini are in there! Well, I sure hope they don't get roped into any kind of adult-only trouble there!"
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
But before Striker can get stabbing, something shocking happened. The door suddenly got blasted, and in came Panini, who was furious.
"LISTEN UP, JERKS!!! I AM GOING TO ASK YOU THIS ONCE AND ONCE ONLY!!! WHERE IS MY BOYFRIEND CHOWDER?!?!" Panini screamed.
"What the hell?! Get out of here, kid! Can't you see we're right in the middle of something?" Striker said annoyed.
"I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU LOSERS ARE DOING!!! I WANT CHOWDER!!!" Panini stomped as she threw a tantrum.
"YOU'RE NOT GETTING CHOWDER!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!" Stella screamed. Stolas, on the other hand, was growing more pissed at this. Not only was he about to get tortured by Striker again, but some pink bunny was now having a meltdown over her boyfriend. Speaking of whom...
"Panini! What are you doing?!" Chowder suddenly appeared. Panini stopped crying and now looked happy.
"CHOWDER! MY BOYFRIEND!" Panini yelled in excitement as she hugged him.
"I AM NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!" Chowder angrily said.
"Okay, kid, now that you got your boyfriend, can you go now?" Striker asked.
"NO! We're staying!" Panini defiantly said.
"OH YES YOU ARE!!! YOU ARE NOT GOING TO RUIN THIS FOR ME!!!" Stella screeched, getting more pissed by the second.
"DON'T YELL AT MY FRIEND!!! Look, how about we all have a nice, peaceful conversation? After you free Stolas, of course, cause he looks miserable bounded."
"Yes, that would be nice," Stolas agreed. Striker by this point had enough and got ready to stab Stolas at last. But right when he was about to do it, however, Panini snatched the knife from him.
"Wow, nice knife! I'm taking this to my land!" Panini giggled.
"NO!!! GIVE THAT BACK!!! IT IS NOT A TOY!!!" Striker yelled as he ended up chasing Panini around the room for his knife, while the latter laughed as she thought it was a game.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT I'M WITNESSING RIGHT NOW!!! ALL I WANTED WAS STOLASS TORTURED, AND SOME BRATS HAVE TO BARGE IN AND RUIN IT!!!"
"Wait, TORTURE?! Is that why he's tied up?!" Chowder asked with worry.
"Well what the fuck do you think?" Stella asked with a raised eyebrow. Meanwhile, Panini decided to piss off Striker further by breaking the knife. She did this by throwing the knife out the window, which shattered on impact.
"WHAT THE FUCK, KID?!?! DO YOU REALIZE HOW HARD IT WAS FOR ME TO FIND AN ANGELIC KNIFE?!?!" Striker screamed.
"Well you don't deserve it! It was really funny to chase you around!" Panini giggled. Striker snapped, and ended up punching Panini square in the face. However, that was the worst thing he could've done, for Panini suddenly shrieked before going full berserk and turning into a black cat.
"HOW DARE YOU PUNCH ME IN THE FACE, YOU STUPID COWBOY!!! TAKE THIS!!!"
Panini then slashed Striker heavily with her claws. The cowboy screamed as he got slashed, before she finished him off by slitting his throat, killing him.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! PANINI JUST KILLED SOMEONE!!!" Chowder screamed in terror.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I AM DONE!!! I AM SO FUCKING DONE WITH EVERYONE!!! FUCK THE WARNING SHOT!!! I AM KILLING HIS IMP FOR GOOD!!!"
But before Stella can do such a thing, Panini would slash and destroy her phone before using her claws to cut the ropes off Stolas, freeing him.
"Thank goodness, I was about to lose my limbs with how tight they were!" Stolas commented as he got up. "Now Stella, I suggest you leave before I send Panini to kill you as well! I am done with your antics, and you best be lucky I haven't slaughtered you all by now!"
Stella gulped as Panini glared at her before running out of the room. Panini then returned to her normal form.
"Wow! I can't believe that Panini killed that guy! I never knew that you can be that deadly!" Chowder exclaimed.
"I know, right? He deserved it! But Mr. Owl, is it true that she tortured you many times before?" Panini asked.
"Unfortunately, yes, and it was not pleasant to say the least. But thanks to your help, I think this will be the last time she ever tries to hurt me. Not unless she wants me to fuck her shit up, which I should've done years ago, admittedly. But I think you both should return to your world now. Hell is a dangerous place, after all."
Both kids nodded before opening a portal back to the Chowder world and left soon after. However, because of all of this insanity, Stolas almost forgot Blitzo was supposed to come here. Before he knew it, Blitzo arrived in the room and gasped when he saw Striker's corpse.
"HOLY SHIT, STOLAS!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS STRIKER'S CORPSE DOING IN YOUR CRIB?!?!" Blitzo screamed. Stolas sighed, as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Chapter 294: Sparkles the Assistant of Asmodeus
Notes:
Requested by Guardian_Blitz_Rider. Basically, the succubus assistant from Oops
Warning for Sparkles sexually assaulting Stolas just to stop Stella
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
Slob on my knob like corn on the cob
Check in with me, and do your job
Lay on the bed, and give me head
Don't have to ask, don't have to beg
Juicy is my name, sex is my game
Let's call the boys, let's run a train
Everyone turned to who was suddenly singing the lyrics to "Slob on My Knob," and were shocked to see it was none other than Sparkles, one of the main assistants working for Asmodeus. How she got in the room without notice was anybody's guess, but not only that, but she was seen twerking.
"EXCUSE ME?! TAKE THAT DEGENERACY ELSEWHERE!!! WE ARE RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING!!!" Stella screamed as the hellhounds tried to find the speakers playing the song.
"Oh, you wanna talk about degeneracy? What about what trying to rape Prince Stolas?!" Sparkles confronted. "How about you all fuck me instead? I'm horny!"
"WE ARE NOT FUCKING YOUR BIMBO ASS!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!! LAST TIME WE'RE ASKING!!!" the watchdog growled. This where things got from bad to worst, for Sparkles suddenly began to grind her fatass on Stolas in an attempt to arouse him.
"Get off of me! I am not attracted to women!" Stolas pleaded, but Sparkles continued to twerk on him. When the chihuahua hellhound tried to get her off of him, Sparkles hissed and scared him away.
"This bitch is crazy! How the fuck are we going to get her out?"
"I have an idea!" Stella thought. She pulled out a boombox and proceeded to blast the song "Jesus is a Friend of Mine" by Sonseed in an attempt to scare her away. However, this backfired, as all that did was scare the hellhounds out of the room. By this point, Sparkles had stripped naked and somehow got Stolas back on bed and proceeded to scissor her pussy against his cloaca.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!?! YOU'RE GOING TO RAPE ME JUST TO STOP THEM FROM RAPING ME?!?!" Stolas shrieked. In a way, this was worse than Stella's plan because at least the hellhounds were all male, and he couldn't deny that he sort of liked the buff watchdog...
"You know what, bitch? Since you want to steal my man and ruin my plans, I'm going to kill his imp now!" Stella said as she pulled out her phone. Just then, she was interrupted when Asmodeus suddenly barged into the room with Fizzarolli.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" Asmodeus's voice boomed as everyone stopped what they were doing.
"Lord Asmodeus?! It's not what it looks like!" Sparkles blushed as she covered herself with the bedsheet.
"It's exactly what it looks like! You're fucking a gay man?! And Stella is watching?! You both are fucked up!" Fizzarolli said in disgust.
"Lord Asmodeus, you need to control your succubus demons, because they are out of control! I was trying to do something with Stolas, but then she came in here and ruined everything!"
"That's cause she was going to rape him with some retarded hellhounds! I wanted to do it instead because it was so much hotter!" Sparkles moaned.
"BOTH OF YOU ARE FUCKING PSYCHOPATHS!!! ASMODEUS, YOU BETTER GET ME OUT OF THESE CUFFS AND LET ME GIVE THEM A WORLD OF PAIN!!!"
Asmodeus agreed, and he removed the cuffs. Stella and Sparkles tried to leave, but Fizzarolli restrained them. Both women screamed as Stolas proceeded to assault them, Stella for all the years of abuse and torment she put him through, and Sparkles for raping him in bed. By the time he was done, they were both in a miserable state.
"Now you two will spend a night in my jail for your insanity, and Sparkles, you are fired!" Asmodeus said before sending them in a portal to jail. Once they were gone, Fizz went to Stolas.
"Stolas, are you okay?" Fizzarolli asked.
"No... I can't believe this happened... I just wanted to have a night to myself..."
Stolas ended up breaking down crying. Asmodeus and Fizzarolli hugged him as he cried in their shoulders.
"My dark lord, what happened to you was not your fault. I guess Stella was the true agitator in this, and though Sparkles was trying to stop her, she shouldn't have tried to have sex with you. I want you to get some rest, and tomorrow, we will go out to help ease the pain, okay?"
Stolas nodded and went back to bed. He neglected to tell them that it was not the first time Stella successfully hurt him, but that was a bridge he will cross when he got there. For now, he was just so tired of it all...
Chapter 295: Skibidi Toilet Vs Shin Sonic Epic Edging Battle
Notes:
Context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYHIu99j4l4
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, WHO'S GONNA BUST FIRST?!
Everyone turned to where that song was coming from, and were shocked to find that it was Skibidi Toilet and Shin Sonic, both of whom were infamous characters in the brainrot scene. Both were engaging in an intense edging battle, which included the song to go with it.
"OH YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! WHY THE FUCK DO YOU ALL HAVE TO ENGAGE IN AN EDGING BATTLE RIGHT WHEN WE WERE ABOUT TO TORTURE STOLASS?!?!" Stella shrieked as the battle continued without interruption.
"Okay, we're stopping this!" the watchdog said as the hellhounds tried to stop it. However, that turned out to be a terrible idea, for both were so locked in, they didn't want any interruptions. Skibidi Toilet would eat the Shar Pei hellhound and regurgitate his remains whereas Shin Sonic would chomp off the heads of the chihuahua and watchdog with his large mouth.
"NO NO NO!!! NOT MY HELLHOUNDS!!!" Stella cried as their remains were discarded.
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, edging so hard, it's hypnotic!
Skibidi Toilet, and Shin Sonic, WHO'S GONNA BUST FIRST?!
Stella was done by this point. She ended up releasing Stolas from the blessed cuffs before running out the room crying. Even with all of this, however, both brainrot characters continued to edge in the room. Stolas carefully went around them and proceeded to leave the room, leaving them to continue fighting in the room.
"...I need to clean my brain..." Stolas whispered as he went to take a shower in one of the guest bathrooms.
Notes:
RowlandL, if you're reading this, then I'll do your request on Indigo Park next, as I have a good idea I want to do with it.
Chapter 296: Indigo Park
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
Upon entering the "room", however, the group was shocked to find that it was not the master bedroom of Stolas, but rather some dark, abandoned amusement park. That park was none other than Indigo Park. However, when the group turned back to try and leave, it turned out that the door was gone.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me, Stolass! You sent us here to this amusement park?!" Stella exclaimed.
"Stella, there is no way in fuck that I would take you guys elsewhere unless I used magic, which you didn't saw!" Stolas argued. Stella was unpleased, and went on her phone to kill Blitzo, but found no signal.
"FUCK! Stolass, you better bring us back to the palace right now! No more stalling!"
But before Stolas can do so, something unexpected happened. A screen turned on, which showed a racoon mascot named Rambley.
"Hello! I'm Rambley the Racoon! And welcome to Indigo Park!" he greeted.
"Hi, nice to meet you. Do us a favor and get us back to the palace!" the Shar Pei demanded.
"Yeah, we have some important business to attend to!" the chihuahua added.
"Sorry, but I don't know what you're talking about," Rambley apologetically said. "But don't worry! There are plenty of fun things to do here!"
"Like what? Beating Stolas's ass?" the watchdog smirked.
"YOU BETTER SHUT THE FUCK UP, STEROIDS!!!" Stolas screamed. Right when both were about to fight, another person entered the area. It was someone wearing a costume for Lloyd the Lion.
"Okay, who the fuck is that?" Stella asked.
"That would be Lloyd the Lion! Say hello!"
Lloyd, however, ended up roaring before he tackled the Shar Pei and proceeded to maul him. The Shar Pei screamed as the other hellhounds tried to stop the mascot, but failed. The Shar Pei ended up dying from the brutal mauling.
"WRONG IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO KILL HIM!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
"Uh oh! Looks like Lloyd is hungry! And he has an appetite for hellhounds!" Rambley commented as Lloyd began to attack the chihuahua. He tried to stab him with his knife, but the person in the mascot seemed unfazed by this.
"STOLASS, DON'T YOU FUCKING STAND THERE LIKE A BOWLING PIN!!! STOP HIM!!!" Stella ordered as she and the watchdog attempted to stop Lloyd, but the watchdog ended up in the crossfire and was quickly killed alongside the chihuahua. Stolas and Stella ended up dashing away and went to a different area, that being the play area.
"STOLASS, PLEASE PORTAL US OUT OF HERE!!! I DON'T WANT THAT PSYCHO TO KILL US!!!" Stella begged.
"I tried doing that, but it seems like this place has muffled my powers," Stolas said.
"I don't understand... all I wanted was you hurt... and then all of this happened..."
Stella couldn't even begin to shed a tear before another character popped up. This being Mollie Macaw.
"What's the matter, you two? Not having fun?" Mollie asked in a cold, stern manner.
"HOW CAN WE HAVE FUN WHEN YOUR LION BUDDY KILLED MY HELLHOUNDS?!?! THIS IS THE WORST PLACE EVER!!! TAKE US BACK TO HELL RIGHT NOW!!! WE ARE GOETIANS, AND WE WILL NOT COMPLY WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!!"
"You shouldn't have said that... Indigo Park is the most fun place ever, and I will not tolerate any disrespect towards it... not to mention I... hate... swans..."
Just then, Mollie would launch himself at Stella and tackle her. Stella shrieked as he began to bite her.
"NO!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" Stolas pleaded as he tried to shove Mollie away, but Stolas ended up getting shoved away instead. Mollie quickly slit her throat, killing her. Stolas cried as he ran away, not wanting to be killed as well. He was stopped by another screen with Rambley.
"Stop! What's wrong?" Rambley innocently asked.
"WHAT'S WRONG?!?! YOUR MACAW FRIEND OF YOURS KILLED STELLA!!! WHAT IS VIA GOING TO THINK WHEN SHE FINDS OUT WHAT YOU PSYCHOS DID TO HER?!?!" Stolas screamed as he cried.
"But she disrespected our beautiful park, and that was really rude! I don't blame Mollie for doing that, nor do I blame Lloyd either because he was hungry! You need to learn to be more respectful as well, because we just want everyone be safe and happy."
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK YOU, RAMBLEY!!! YOUR PARK SUCKS HARDER THAN ME SUCKING BLITZY'S COCK!!!"
Stolas ended up punching the screen, which somehow hurt Rambley. Even when the mascots tried to stop Stolas, it was no use because he ended up going in feral mode and slaughtering them, at his wits end with all the pain and torment he had suffered over the years. Once everyone was killed, Stolas let out a loud shriek so loud, it was powerful enough to open up a portal back to hell, which he quickly entered in. Once Stolas calmed down and returned to his normal mode, he found he was back in the palace, but now bloodied from killing the mascots.
"Great... I need to clean myself, and then I have to explain what happened to Via and Blitzo..." Stolas sighed before dragging himself to the shower to take a bath.
Chapter 297: Michael Richards
Notes:
Context: https://www.tmz.com/2006/11/20/kramers-racist-tirade-caught-on-tape/
Warning for slurs and offensive language towards demons
Chapter Text
Instead, he wandered in the gardens around the palace. The greenhouse was great, but he had already visited his plants today, and the outside would do him some good too.
And it worked… Until he was almost back to his starting point, and he noticed a group or four near the entrance and froze.
“Oh, Stolas, perfect, you’re already here!” Stella smirked at him. “You sure do know when to show up at least!”
“Already?!” He couldn’t help but sigh as they walked toward him.
“What, you’re not happy to see me?” Stella teased. “I know you’re alone, so let’s have a bit of fun, shall we? You’re lucky, I wasn’t planning on it so it will be short, but it’s not like if you had much of a choice, right?”
She showed him her phone again, and on the screen, he could see Octavia chatting with Loona in the back of IMP’s meeting room in some angles from the cameras pointed at Blitz, and he mentally swore. Of course, that was how she knew his daughter wasn’t here, because there was no way she’d have texted her mother about this.
“It is not a great idea to let our heir spend her time with such people, don’t you think? I know you have weird ideas about how to educate a young Goetia, but still! Oh well, you won’t listen to my views on the subject, let’s just skip to the next and funny part! I’ll let you show the way. Don’t forget your-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when all of a sudden, a portal formed below the group, and they fell down. All five screamed as Stella lost her grip on her phone and it got lost through the void before they all crashed onto the floor. When they got up and look through their surroundings, they found that they were at the Laugh Factory, a comedy club. On stage was none other than Michael Richards, who played as Cosmo Kramer in Seinfeld.
"Who the fuck are you people?! Who the fuck do you furry fucks think you are barging in the middle of my fucking performance and trying to start shit?!" Michael confronted, clearly agitated from their sudden apperance.
"Excuse us? We got portalled here out of nowhere and we need to get back to hell right now! We had some important business to do!" Stella explained.
"SHUT UP! 50 years ago, we'd have you mutts hung from a tree, beaten to death, and cooked for food!" Michael screamed.
"EXCUSE US?!?! WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY?!?!" the chihuahua said in offense as the other two hellhounds growled at him. The audience, however, laughed at this.
"Sir, please! We need to return to hell. Does anyone here know how to get back to hell?" Stolas asked as he tried to open a portal back to the palace, but his magic wasn't working.
"How about we throw your ass out! He's an owl fag!" Michael exclaimed.
"I'M AN OWL WHAT?!?!" Stolas screamed in absolute shock. This was worse than his offense towards the hellhounds.
"HE'S AN OWL FAG!!! HE'S AN OWL FAG!!! AN OWL FAG!!! LOOK, THERE'S AN OWL FAG!!!"
Stolas ended up running away crying, so offended by Michael's harsh words.
"I mean, he's not wrong," Stella shrugged.
"Okay, but that was still uncalled for for you to come at us like that," the Shar Pei said.
"What was uncalled for? IT'S UNCALLED FOR YOU TO INTERRUPT MY ASS, YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKER!"
"STOP YELLING AT US AND TAKE US BACK TO STOLASS'S PALACE!!!" Stella shrieked. By this point, Stolas returned, his face marked with dry tears.
"Sir, you had no business calling me the f word! I don't call you a cracker!" Stolas confronted.
"YOU CALLING ME A CRACKER-ASS, OWL FAG?!?! TAKE THAT SWAN WHORE AND MUTT NIGS WITH YOU TOO!!!"
"MUTT NIGS?!?! ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT, BUDDY, WE'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR OFFENSIVE ASS!!!"
The hellhounds jumped on stage and tried to tackle Michael. The audience went crazy as Michael somehow dodged their attacks and proceeded to assault them. Both Stella and Stolas watched in horror with how powerful Michael was despite his age.
"THAT'S WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU INTERRUPT THE WHITE MAN!!!" Michael mocked.
"STELLA, WE GOTTA GO!!!" Stolas demanded as he grabbed her arm and they rushed outside the club.
"Stolass, what the fuck was that? Your idea to stop me was to take us to some racist old washed up comedian to throw slurs and offensive shit at us?" Stella confronted as she pointed her talon at his chest.
"Stella, if that were the case, he won't have offended me and made me cry! Now we need to find a way to get out of here! I can't stand this place!"
Just as Stolas said that, however, a portal opened, and it was Blitzo, who was holding the Asmodean crystal Stolas was supposed to give him.
"YOU TWO GET IN NOW!!!" Blitzo ushered, and both Goetians quickly went inside before Blitzo closed the portal. "Thank fuck I got you two back in in time. How the fuck did you two time travel?"
"Time travel?" Stella asked.
"Yeah! Somehow, you both time traveled back to 2006 to when Michael Richards did his infamous stand-up performance at the Laugh Factory! I hope he didn't hurt you guys too much!" However, Stolas's look told all that he went crazy on them.
"You know what? I'm fucking out of here! I can't handle this shit!" Stella scoffed before leaving the palace.
"By the way, Stolas, can I keep this? This Asmodean crystal is cool!" Blitzo asked.
"Sure, you can keep it. I was going to give it to you, anyway," Stolas confirmed. Blitzo nodded before leaving. Stolas then took a deep breath. He had no idea that the second tound to Stella's Torture Plan would end up with them time traveling to be confronted by a racist Michael Richards. He had no idea how it happened to begin with, but despite being offended, he was glad that his rant stopped the session, and Blitzo accepted the Asmodean crystal as well as a bonus.
"God, I need a rest..." Stolas sighed before heading to his room.
Chapter 298: Bethany!Blitzo
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
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Still, he managed to get started on his plants, trusting his muscle memory as the alcohol reinforced the fog in his mind. It didn’t help his pondering abilities at all, but at least the less pleasant sides were being silenced too. By the time the bottle was empty and he was almost done, he could almost say he was feeling relaxed… Almost.
So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the po-
"IT'S GHOSTFUCKIN' TIME!!!"
Stolas had barely crossed over that all of a sudden, Blitzo suddenly appeared in Andrealphus's palace. However, this Blitzo was cosplaying as the pornstar Bethany Ghostfucker. Stella, Andrealphus, and the three hellhounds were shocked at this sudden appearance.
"NO!!! NO!!! NO NO NO!!! NO WAY!!! NO CHANCE!!! NO POSSIBILITY!!! NO LIKELIHOOD!!! NOT TODAY, NOT TOMORROW, AND MOST CERTAINLY NOT NOW!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" Stella shrieked.
"Wow, lady, you sound like a screeching tire!" Blitzo groaned as he covered his ears. "I'm just here because your brother Andrealphus had called me concerning ghosts in his palace, and I'm here to investigate!"
"I do not recall calling you, and I most certainly don't want you here! We all have some business to attend to, and we most certainly don't need you interrupting us!"
Andrealphus then glared at Stolas.
"So this is the imp you cheated on over my aggressively hot sister? Not only is he a burn victim, but he's also a valley girl loser!"
"Andrealphus, please! Blitzo does not act like that all the time, I can assure you! I don't even know how he got in!" Stolas attempted to assure, but the truth is, even he was flabbergasted as to how Blitzo came in.
"Look, jerks, are you going to let me find any ghosts here or not?" Blitzo asked.
"Oh, we got you some ghosts alright! THEY'RE JUST IN MY ASS!!!"
The chihuahua then went up to Blitzo and farted right into his face, making him gag.
"OKAY, THAT DOES IT!!! YOU'RE GETTING SUCKED, YOU LONG-HAIRED TWINK!!!" Blitzo screamed before turning on the vacuum and beginning to suck the chihuahua. Despite its size, it was extremely powerful in its sucking, and the hellhound was quickly sucked up. Once inside the canister, Blitzo would press a button to shred him to death.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK WAS THAT ABOUT?!?!" the watchdog screamed.
"YEAH, THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR, YOU PSYCHO!!!" the Shar Pei added.
"You know what else is uncalled for? TORTURING ME AND RAPING ME NUMEROUS TIME!!!" Stolas screamed in their faces. "AND I'M MOST CERTAINLY NOT LETTING ANDREALPHUS JOIN IN THE FUN ALONGSIDE STELLA THE SHITHEAD!!!"
"HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A SHITHEAD! DO YOU WANT ME TO GET THOSE SNIPERS-"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, CUNT!!!"
Stolas lost it and turned into his feral mode before tackling both Goetian demons. Right away, Stella and Andrealphus tried to get him off with their powers, but he was able to overpower them. After all the abuse he had to put up just to protect Blitzo, he was at a breaking point, not helped by Blitzo's interruption. Meanwhile, the remaining hellhounds tried to attack Blitzo, but they both also ended up getting sucked in and shredded. By that point, Stolas finished both the swan and peacock off by decapitating them, killing them for good.
"JESUS CHRIST, THAT WAS HARDCORE AS FUCK!!!" Blitzo exclaimed as he dodged the gore flying all over the place. Stolas soon returned to his normal form and ended up breaking down crying.
"Why...? Why couldn't you have left me alone...?" Stolas wept. Blitzo didn't know what to do, but knew the owl was in distress. He went up to Stolas and hugged him, which he accepted.
"I'm sorry, Stolas. I never knew they hurt you before. I guess it was a good thing I stepped in before they did anything bad," he said.
"Thank you, Blitzo... I don't know what I would do without you..." Stolas cried. However, something odd happened. Someone else came in the room, but it was another Blitzo.
"AH HA! I knew my clone would work!" the other Blitzo said as he pressed a button on Bethany Blitzo to shut him off. Stolas looked up confused.
"Blitzo? I don't understand..."
"Well, Stolas, I consulted Fizz and his sin boyfriend about what happened. Long story short, I saw your memories of them torturing you, and... I can't believe she would do all of that shit to you... So I had to do something, but in a way no one would forget. I got Fizz to make a clone of me dressed as Bethany Ghostfucker for lulz, and I also laced your shit with aggressive pills to set you over the edge enough to snap and kill those birdbrains. After all, it was high time you stood up to these asshats. And don't worry about Striker or the snipers, for the rest took care of them."
Blitzo then showed Stolas photos of Striker and the snipers dead at the hands of I.M.P. and even Asmodeus and Fizzarolli. Striker especially looked to have endured a brutal torture session before his death judging by the excess blood and wounds.
"Wow, Blitzo, that was clever and creative of you to do all of that! Thank you for freeing me from that gilded cage!" Stolas exclaimed before hugging Blitzo. As the imp hugged him back, he realized that maybe being with Stolas was the best thing he could've done for each other.
Chapter 299: The Hellhound Stripping Situation
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“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
However, what happened next would shock everyone. Poles formed in the room, and the hellhounds suddenly stripped to their underwear before seductively walked to the poles and began to pole dance while some sexy electronic music began to play in the background. This sudden change in tone shocked both Stolas and especially Stella.
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GUYS DOING?! I THOUGHT WE AGREED WE'D RAPE HIS SCRAWNY ASS!!!" Stella screamed in frustration.
"Sorry, princess, but I think it'd be even better if we gave Stolas a little show of our own!" the Shar Pei said as he danced.
"I agree! And besides, I feel a bit feminine right now," the chihuahua seductively said as he shook his butt on the pole.
"I can't believe this! Stella, you really have reached a new low with this shit, huh? Thinking I, a gay man, would find men dancing on poles in their boxers to be horrible in the slightest? Oh please, at this point, I'd rather watch that all day than have you sexually assault me again just like in that poor excuse of a honeymoon!"
"HOW ABOUT YOU SHUT YOUR TWIG ASS UP BEFORE I KILL THAT IMP OF YOURS?!?!"
But just when things couldn't get any crazier, the door suddenly opened, and in came the snipers.
"We heard there was a stripping party going on!" one of the snipers said as they cheered on the hellhounds and began to throw money at them. Stolas by this point began to laugh at this absurdity, but Stella was beyond furious.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE WHAT YOU ALL ARE DOING RIGHT NOW!!! I NEVER WOULD'VE IMAGINED YOU ALL WOULD ACT MORE DEGENERATE THAN MY FUCKING EX!!! WHAT AILES YOU PLEBIANS?!?!"
But Stella's words fell on deaf ears as the hellhounds eventually ripped off their underwear, now naked. One of the snipers would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs before taking him near them.
"Come on, Stolas! How about we get your mind off the torture sessions and let you have sex with them?" they offered. Stolas was unsure about this, but when the watchdog slapped his ass, he suddenly got aroused.
"Alright, you stupid mutts! I think it's time I get control of this shit for once!" Stolas smirked before pinning the hellhounds in the bed. The chihuahua in particular got a huge hard on from this. "You want daddy to fuck you doggies good?"
"YES PLEASE!!!" all three hellhounds shouted in unison. Stolas got on top of the chihuahua and inserted his cloaca into his penis, making the hellhound moan and blush. The female snipers, on the other hand, helped the other two hellhounds by sucking their cocks. In the mist of all of this, Stella stood there with her beak on the floor.
"I CAN'T DO THIS SHIT ANYMORE!!! I AM FIRING EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU, AND I AM MOST CERTAINLY NEVER DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!!! ARE YOU HAPPY, STOLASS?!?!"
No one answered Stella, but continued to get lost into the lust. Stella ended up crying as she ran out of the room embarrassed and humiliated. What would be even crazier is if they kept it up, which surely they wouldn't, right?
Right?
“Ok, girls, here’s what we’re going to do! I’ll keep Stolas company while you two do your girly and teenage things…”
“Hey, I’m not a teen, I’m an adult”, Loona interrupted with a deadpan stare.
“Oh yeah, sure, like if hanging out with Via didn’t release your inner child! I’ve seen how you acted with your friends earlier, that’s definitely…”
“Yeah, ok, shut up, whatever! We’ll be on our way!” Loona cut with a slight blush as she dragged Via behind her to the owlet’s bedroom.
“Have fun girls! Text us when you’re hungry!”
Stolas would probably want to come check up on his daughter before that, but it was better if he was the one to meet Via than the other way around. The young Goetia had talked about warning him of their return, but better be safe than sorry, maybe the owl wasn’t ready or something.
Though… Thinking back about all this mess, Blitz realized how much of a bad sign it was that Stolas was still hurt this morning. They were definitely wounds from a blessed weapon, or something similar, or else everything would have already disappeared overnight, especially with all the ointments and stuff the prince seemed to use. He wouldn’t have bothered that much with wounds from normal weapons, to his knowledge at least.
He was stopped in his musing when he reached the prince’s bedroom. The door was closed, but he could hear all sorts of noises in there. Blitzo was confused, but when he opened the door, he gasped at what he saw. Stolas was in bed having the time of his life fucking the hellhounds and the snipers. Currently, he was getting railed by the watchdog hellhound while sucking the pussy of one of the female snipers.
"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS GOING ON HERE?!?!" Blitzo screamed so loudly, everyone stopped dead in their track and turned to the imp, with Stolas looking shocked.
"Blitzo?! What are you doing here?!"
"I came to drop off your daughter and Loony, and I find you having an orgy party with all of these people! Why?!"
Sotlas gulped as he realized the severity of the situation. He and the gang had stayed up all night having the time of their lives having sex, and as much as Stolas hated to admit it, doing it with these people was far more arousing than he ever had with Blitzo.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, everyone, but it looks like I have to end things early. You can go home now, but remember my phone number if you want another hookup!"
"IF ANY OF YOU HOOKUP WITH HIM, YOUR PRIVATES WILL BE DESTROYED BEYOND RECOGNITION!!!" Blitzo threatened. The group gulped before hastily getting dressed and getting out of the palace.
"Okay, seriously, Stolas, what the fuck was that about? You shouldn't even be doing this shit with your injuries. Please tell me what has been going on!" Blitzo demanded. Stolas sighed, as he realized he had a lot of explaining to do.
Notes:
Next chapter is the 300 chapter special, and after that? Who knows...
Chapter 300: The Ultimate 300th Chapter Anniversary Special
Notes:
300 chapters is insane, and I think I have one of the longest Helluva Boss fanfics on AO3 now! Thanks to everyone who has stuck around for it all.
For this special, it will be on the "THIS IS SPARTA!!!" scene from the movie 300 (Get it?)
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So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the portal.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
Just then, something unexpected happened. The ground began to shake, which indicated that a hellquake was happened. However, the floor began to crumble onto itself, and before anyone knew it, all of them were falling down on the palace. All of them screamed as they fell, during which their phones got lost and even Stolas's blessed cuffs ended up breaking from the pressure. Eventually, the group soon landed on the ground. Miraculously, none of them were injured given to impact, but when they got up and looked around, it was quickly clear that they were no longer in hell. Instead, they were in Sparta, Greece.
"What the hell is this? Why are we in Greece?" the Shar Pei asked.
"I don't know, but that was insane! I never knew hellquakes can take people to different universes!" the chihuahua added.
"Well it's not normal! Somebody better open up a portal back to hell so we can continue this!" Andrealphus demanded as he and the group glared at Stolas. Stolas gulped and tried to open a portal, but for some reason, his magic wasn't working. Just then, someone came in. It was King Leonidas, who was followed by a group of other Spartans.
"What do we have here? Some demonic creatures in our town?" King Leonidas said with skepticism.
"No shit we're demons! AND WE'RE GONNA FUCK YOUR SHIT UP IF YOU DON'T HELP US RETURN HOME!!!" Stella screeched before being stopped by Andrealphus.
"STELLA, STOP!!!" Andrealphus forced Stella to calm down before turning to King Leonidas. "I apologize for my beautiful sister, sir. We're not supposed to be here, but for some reason, we got teleported here and we need to return to our world. Can you help us?"
King Leonidas looked at them strangely before he and the group laughed.
"Now what kind of foolishness is this? It's odd enough that we have some avian and canine creatures here, but to also have them allegedly teleport here? How does that even work?"
"Look, man, we don't have time for this crap! Are you going to help us return home so we can continue doing our business?" the watchdog said, losing his patience.
"Do you all realize who you are speaking to? He's King Leonidas, and you shall not disrespect him!" one of the Spartans exclaimed.
"Oh really? And what can this so called king do?" Andrealphus taunted as he smirked.
"Andrealphus, please..." Stolas said with worry as he backed away, not liking where this is going. Just then, King Leonidas pulled out his sword at the group, who were now suddenly standing close to a pit.
"Hey, hey hey hey! We don't gotta do that!" the Shar Pei nervously said.
"Why don't you tell that to this peacock? Undermining my capabilities in that manner?"
"SO YOU GOTTA THREATEN TO TAKE US DOWN A FUCKING PIT?!?! BRO, WHY DON'T YOU THROW STOLAS'S FRUITY ASS DOWN THERE!!!" the chihuahua screamed.
"You bring the crowns and heads of conquered kings to my city steps. You insult my queen. You threaten my people with slavery and death! Oh, I've chosen my words carefully, birdie."
"WHEN THE FUCK DID WE DO ALL OF THAT?!?!" Stella screamed. "I KNEW IT!!! THIS IS BLASPHEMY, THIS IS MADNESS!!!"
King Leonidas then turned back to the queen, who nodded her head. He turned back, and was ready to do an oldie, but goldie meme.
"Madness...?"
THIS!!!
IS!!!
SPARTA!!!
King Leonidas then kicked Stella down the pit, and she fell to her death screaming.
"STELLA, NO!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!" Andrealphus screamed and cried. "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! JUST FOR KILLING MY AGGRESSIVELY HOT AND SEXY SISTER, YOU ARE ALL DEAD!!!"
However, attempting to fight all of the Spartans was a big mistake, for the demons had no magic to use, and the weapons they had were no match for their large swords. It didn't take long for Andrealphus and the three hellhounds to be slaughtered by them. In the mist of all of this, Stolas had been hiding and crying, worried that he will be next.
"Oh fuck, I have to get out of here! But how?"
Right on cue, a portal opened, and Stolas quickly went in. He didn't care where it led to just as long as he was out of Sparta. When he went through and the portal closed, Stolas found that he was in his palace, where Blitzo, his employees, and even Lord Asmodeus and Fizzarolli were there.
"Stolas, thank fuck we got you back in time!" Blitzo said out of relief. "Why the hell did you teleport to Sparta?"
Stolas sighed, as he realized he had a lot of explaining to do.
Chapter 301: Owlet's Bad Night
Notes:
Welcome to Season 4 of this series. To start things off, we're starting with a request from RowlandL, which is based on one of my fanfics of the same name: https://archiveofourown.info/works/61579273
Warning for child abuse and imprisonment
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
I've decided as punishment, me and your uncle will beat the shit out of you until we feel like you've learned your lesson! Now, Andrealphus, may you have the honors to take the first blow?
Stolas stared in horror as he watched his daughter Octavia be beaten at the hands of Stella and Andrealphus, who was powerless due to the blessed cuffs she had on. As bad as the torture was, it was Octavia's screams and cries that was the most devastating. When Stella heard those, she gasped as she tried to shut off the video,
"Fuck, I clicked the wrong app! Stolas, do not look, okay? It's not what it looks like!" Stella tried to reassure as she tried, but failed to close the app. "This is why I hate smartphones, because they're so fucking complicated to work with! GOD, WILL YOU SHUT UP?!?!"
Stella snapped and slammed her phone on the ground before stomping on it, breaking it for good.
"What the hell, princess? I know damn well I didn't hear you and your brother beat your own daughter! What the fuck was that about?" the Shar Pei hellhound confronted.
"Oh please, me and Andrealphus were getting sick and tired of her disrespect at the time, and it was the real reason why it gave me an idea to do this in the first place! Stolass, I don't want you to get upset at us, because that was in the past and I can assure you that Octavia has forgiven us and doesn't hold a grudge against us, okay?"
However, Stolas's eyes beamed red as he morphed into her feral mode.
"You're mad at us, aren't you?"
Seeing how Andrealphus had the palace to himself, he took this time to have his me time. By this, he meant getting butt naked while twerking to some techno music. While it was weird, it was a rare moment for him to be able to truly express his true self: a raging gay man. However, Andrealphus was interrupted when the music suddenly stopped.
"Hey! Who turned off the music?" Andrealphus exclaimed as he went to the speaker system to troubleshoot. However, the lights began to flicker, and Andrealphus felt an eerie force in the room.
"Did you and your ugly sister really thought you could get away with it...?"
"Um... I don't know what you are talking about..."
Andrealphus had barely finished that sentence when the door exploded, and in came a feral, furious Stolas, carrying the remains of Stella and the hellhounds.
"DON'T PLAY STUPID!!! I SAW THE FOOTAGE WHERE YOU BOTH TORTURED MY STARFIRE, AND SHE HAD THE FUCKING AUDACITY TO PULL THAT SAME SHIT ON ME WITH SOME DISGRACEFUL MUTTS!!! TIME TO FUCKING PAY!!!"
Andrealphus tried to stop him, but no amount of ice power can stop an angry father from avenging his daughter. If anything, his assault on Andrealphus was even worse than Stella because he desecrated his cloaca. By the time Stolas was done, Andrealphus was a mangled, bloodied mess. Once Stolas calmed down and returned to his normal self, he rushed to locate Octavia. She was nowhere to be found. He grew worried, but then found that some dungeon looking door was unlocked. He went down to investigate, and found that it led down to a basement. As Stolas walked, he felt the atmosphere get even colder than the palace itself. It was also very dark and desolate. There could not be any way...
He finally reached the bottom, and found some cells. This used to be where they kept prisoners before they built a proper prison. Stolas grew more worried, but had to be brave and strong.
"Octavia! It's me, your father! Are you here?"
Stolas heard a groan, and rushed to where the sound was. It was in the last cell in the hall. He broke the lock and opened it, and gasped when he found Octavia lying there on the floor, her body bruised and injured. The torture and abuse had taken a huge toll on her. She was alive, but barely. Stolas wasted no time picking her up carefully and teleporting her to St. Ans and demanded she be treated immediately. Stolas waited in the lobby for hours as the doctors treated her, waiting anxiously. It was nearly midnight when he was finally allowed to see her again. When he went inside her room, he found that Octavia looked better, but her face was that of sadness. Stolas walked towards her and held her hand.
"Via, I am terribly sorry for what you went through. I never knew your former mother and uncle were that cruel to you. Don't worry about them, for I already took care of them. Please remember that I will always love you, and I won't let anyone hurt you anymore."
Octavia leaned towards her father's chest and cried. Stolas hugged her back as he looked up at the night sky on the window, wondering if she'll ever be the same again.
Chapter 302: Gelal Necrosodomy
Notes:
Context: https://www.metal-archives.com/artists/Gelal_Necrosodomy/23882
Chapter Text
That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is-”
"STOP RIGHT THERE!"
Everyone turned to who suddenly yelled that, and were shocked to find that it was none other than Alexander Halac, mainly known as Gelal Necrosodomy from Grand Belial's Key and Arghoslent. Striker was especially excited at this.
"No way! It's Gelal! I love your stuff, especially Arghoslent!" Striker said as he pointed at the Arghoslent shirt he was wearing.
"Yeah, I don't care. I'm here to confront Stella about all the mean shit she said about me," Gelal said as he pulled up screenshots of Stella's comments regarding him and the band, including a meme mocking him for his baldness.
"Stella, why do you hate Gelal?" Stolas asked, glad he had something else to focus on besides the impending torture.
"Because I hate that music! Octavia showed me Grand Belial's Key, and that sucked! She has to be in the worst music ever!" Stella exclaimed. Meanwhile, Striker was making a phone call no one seemed to pay attention to.
"Stella, you need to learn to respect other people's opinion and not be an opinion basher because that's gay," Gelal said, causing Stolas to blush. "Besides, you especially had no need to write those comments in the first place. I suggest you delete them or else we're going to have bigger issues."
Right before Stella can say anything else, however, something even weirder happened. The chihuahua hellhound from the previous sessions suddenly barged in, and shrieked in excitement.
"GELAL!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT REALLY IS YOU!!!" he barked before hugging the human tightly. "OH MY GOD, I LOVE YOUR SHIT, BRO!!! YOU ARE THE GOAT OF USBM ALONGSIDE JUDAS ISCARIOT AND VOTHANA!!!"
"WILL YOU GET OFF OF ME?!?!" Gelal screamed before shoving the hellhound away.
"DON'T HURT MY HELLHOUNDS, JERK! JUST FOR THAT, I'M NOT DELETING NOTHING!" Stella screamed.
"Okay, bitch, you asked for it!"
Gelal then pulled out his guitar and used the sharp end to rip up her dress, revealing her legs and panties. Stella gasped before she slapped Gelal in the face. This was met with Striker stabbing her, causing her to scream.
"HEY!!! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HURT STOLASS, NOT ME!!!" Stella yelped in pain.
"I DON'T CARE!!! YOU DON'T EVER HURT GELAL, YOU SWAN CUNT!!!" Striker screamed before going ballistic. He tackled Stella and proceeded to stab her numerous times with the angelic knife. Stella screamed and cried as she tried to stop him, but to no avail. Stolas and the chihuahua tried to stop him as well, but failed. In the mist of all of this, Gelal was simply laughing at the whole ordeal while recording it on his phone. Striker finished her off by stabbing her in the forehead, killing her.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, STRIKER?!?! WHY DID YOU KILL STELLA?!?!" Stolas screamed.
"Because she disrespected Gelal, and I hated that!" Striker pouted as he crossed his arms.
"Still, that was completely uncalled for!" the chihuahua chastised, "Now who else is gonna pay us to fuck him up?"
By this point, Stolas had snapped. One of the reasons why he endured all of this torture madness is because he didn't want to hurt Via's mother, only for Striker to kill her? With Stella and her threats gone, he decided enough was enough, and proceeded to go feral mode and slaughter both the cowboy imp and chihuahua.
"OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT EVER!!!" Gelal continued to laugh as he recorded the insanity on his phone. Once both Striker and the chihuahua were unrecognizable, Stolas returned to his normal form and glared at Gelal.
"You have five seconds to leave or you're next..."
Gelal shrugged before leaving, getting what he got. Once he was gone, Stolas sighed as he looked at the carnage. While he was certainly glad the torture sessions were over, he never expected it to end like this, especially with Gelal's intervention over hate comments over the internet.
"I have a lot of explaining to do with everyone..." Stolas thought as he left the room to call cleaners.
Chapter 303: Soren
Notes:
Requested by Diaperaryanboy
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
"STELLA GOETIA!!! YOU BETTER NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO!!!"
Everyone turned to who yelled that, and gasped when they saw another owl in the room. However, this was no ordinary owl. This was Soren, a Barn Owl from the series Guardians of Ga'Hoole. And he was visibly pissed.
"I can't believe what I heard! Stella, why are you going to hurt my owl kind yet again? I know swans are infamous for their aggression and hatred, and I have heard about your past abuse towards him, but this is a new low! Resorting to torturing him at the hands of hellhound scum! Those low IQ beasts don't know anything but hurting others with their might! This is a hate crime against owls all around, and I am mighty appalled at this! You are to release him from the illegal blessed cuffs and leave him alone at once, or I will assert my owl supremacy! This is your only warning..."
The group was completely shocked at Soren's callout, particularly with his racism against swans and hellhounds. Stolas was particularly interested to see what the owl was going to do should Stella refuse. Unfortunately for him, Stella and the hellhounds ended up laughing.
"Wow! I can't believe you have the gall to bring race into this! I hate him because he is a weak, pathetic fucking man who cheated on me for a burn victim of an imp! His race has nothing to do with it. Hell, my own daughter is an owl as well!" Stella defended.
"Exactly! And call us low IQ? Are you fucking serious?" the chihuahua took offense. "How about YOU leave? Your dumbass isn't about to ruin this for us!"
"So you have chosen death..."
Soren suddenly lunged at the chihuahua and gouged his eyes out, causing the hellhound to shriek in agony.
"HOLY SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK?!?! YOU FUCKING PSYCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" the chihuahua screamed before Soren slit his throat, killing him.
"HOW DARE YOU KILL OUR FRIEND!!!" the watchdog growled before they charged at Soren. However, Soren would unleash his burning branch and used it to set the remaining hellhounds on fire. They both screamed as they attempted to stop, drop, and roll, but the fire was a special one that couldn't be taken out, and they both burned to death.
"YOU SICK FUCK!!! YOU HAD NO RIGHT TO KILL THEM IN THAT MANNER!!!" Stella screamed. "YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FOR YOUR RECKLESS ACTIONS, STOLASS'S IMP IS GOING BYE BYE!!!"
Soren let out a high-pitched shriek before unleashing a signal. This signal would bring in multiple owl warriors that attacked Stella. Stella screamed as they ripped her apart before bleeding her out with bleeders. Stolas, meanwhile, watched in horror at such a gruesome sight.
"SOREN, NO!!! DON'T KILL HER!!!" Stolas begged.
"No, Stolas, because she tried to kill you! Attempted murder of an owl is seen as treason against our kind and is met with the highest punishment!"
Just as Soren said this, Stella was decapitated with a knife, and she died. Once Stella was dead, Soren would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Stolas, please. I don't want you to think the abuse you went through was your fault. No one deserves to be abused in that manner. Remember that the Guardians of Ga'Hoole have your back, and we will ensure that you and your imp are safe and protected."
Soren and the owls went to hug Stolas as he broke down crying. Despite his grievance towards Stella dying, he was ultimately thankful for their work in freeing him from his abuser. As this went on, Octavia suddenly walked into the room and gasped when she saw the gore.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHAT HAPPENED?!?!" Octavia screamed as she cried.
"Owlet, your mother had been abusing your father for years and attempted to have him tortured at the hands of mutts. We had no choice but to kill them when they attempted to attack us," Soren explained. Thankfully, Octavia understood this and calmed down.
"What's going to happen to us?" Octavia asked.
"I'm not sure exactly, Via, but remember that I will always be there for you," Stolas assured as he hugged Octavia. Soren took this as a sign that he succeeded and he and the owl warriors left soon after. As Stolas continued to hug his daughter, he hoped this will be a turning point that he will be able to live a life of love with Blitzo.
Chapter 304: I Won't Let You Get Away With It!Fizzarolli
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
Fizz is based off my fanfic "I Won't Let You Get Away With It": https://archiveofourown.info/works/61446208
Warning for gore and gay supremacy
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that the hellhound's testicles suddenly exploded, causing all three of them to shriek so loudly, the ground shook and all the glass in the room to shatter. Stella's phone and the blessed cuffs also ended up breaking from the high frequency of the pitch, the latter freeing Stolas.
"HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!! HOW ARE YOU THREE SCREAMING LOUDER THAN ME?!?!" Stella yelled as she and Stolas covered their ears. "AND WHY THE FUCK DID YOUR DICKS EXPLODED?!?!"
"WE DON'T KNOW, BUT IT FUCKING HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURTS!!!" the chihuahua screamed before all three ended up passing out from the shock.
"STOLASS!!! DID YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT?!?!" Stella accused as she pointed her finger at him.
"No! How the fuck would I have been able to do that when the blessed restraints muffle my powers?"
"You could've add the explosives before we arrived in the room when I wasn't looking! Now I suggest you apologize and take them to a hospital right now before I do the torture myself!"
"You will do no such thing, cunt!"
Both Goetians turned to who yelled that, and gasped when they saw Fizzarolli. However, instead of his jester clothing, he was wearing some kind of military uniform with a gay MLM nazi armband on his left arm, implying he was a gay supremacist. He also looked to have some angelic weapons on him as well.
"Fizzarolli? What are you doing here?" Stolas asked.
"I am here from the future, Stolas. In my future, not only did the swan whore tortured you, but she did it again and again, and worse of all, she got those doggy dicks to rape you in bed!"
"RAPE ME?!?! ARE YOU KIDDING ME, ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?!?!" Stolas angrily screamed, trying his damndest not to go feral.
"Well even if that happened, you deserved it, you pathetic fucking man!" Stella exclaimed before turning to the jester. "Fizzarolli, you are to leave at once and never speak of any of this. Otherwise, I will tie you and Stolass up and you both can get tortured and raped together! How about that?"
Fizzarolli ended up snapping at this threat. He suddenly pulled out a taser and tased Stella, immobilizing her temporarily. He then quickly went up to her and restrained her with blessed cuffs.
"FIZZ! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" Stolas screamed.
"Stay back, birdie! It's her bed, she's gotta lay in it!" Fizzarolli sneered before he used the knife to rip up part of her dress to reveal her panties, which he cut off.
"NO!!! STOP!!! DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE DO WHAT I THINK YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO!!!"
Fizzarolli ignored her scream and shoved the angelic knife deep in her vagina, causing her to shriek even louder than the hellhounds. She somehow screamed even louder as Fizz proceeded to mutilate her vagina and ripping parts of it away. Stolas, not wanting to see Octavia's mother hurt, wanted to stop Fizz. However, Stella's shrieks by this point were louder than a jet engine, and was practically causing a large hellquake in Imp City. Fizz seemed to have prepared for this as he had some earmuffs on to block out the noise, whereas Stolas had to leave the room to not go deaf. By the time Fizzarolli was finished, Stella's vagina was completely destroyed, and the swan's face was drenched in teary mascara. But Fizzarolli was still not done yet. for he proceeded to use the now bloodied angelic knife to gouge out her eyes before finishing her off by shooting at her head, finally putting her out of her misery.
"Take that, you female parasite! Gay power!" Fizz yelled as he did a salute. Stolas came back and gasped at the carnage.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! WHY WOULD YOU TORTURE HER LIKE THAT?!?!" Stolas screamed.
"Because she deserved it for all the abuse she put you through! I know you're gay too, so why not join the gay supremacist movement so you can be proud of your sexuality?"
"NO!" Stolas screamed in his face. "I understand you want me to be more accepting of my sexuality, but this is FAR from the way to do it! I will especially not be a mysogynist because I love my daughter more than Blitzo or even myself, and I would go through that torture a hundred times over if that meant that she was safe. Now you need to leave right now, or else I will turn you in to the police and tell Asmodeus about your true colors so he can breakup with you!"
Fizzarolli shrugged before he left the room, having gotten what he wanted. He didn't even tell Stolas that because none of the torture happened, he now ceased to exist, and will disappear shortly. Meanwhile, Stolas looked down at Stella's corpse and ended up crying. Even after all the abuse and torment she did, he could never loathe her because she was the one who gave birth to his Starfire, and he will always be thankful of her for that. It took a minute before Stolas stopped crying and get up.
"What am I going to tell Via?" Stolas said as he left the room to start disposing the bodies.
Chapter 305: The Peeing Problem
Notes:
Requested by D
Warning for omorashi/peeing insanity
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can...”
Stella's sentence trailed off as she suddenly gulped before doing the pee dance.
"Stella, what is wrong now?" Stolas asked, his eyebrow raised at this sudden interruption.
"Shit... I thought I didn't need to go..." Stella groaned before she ran to the bathroom. However, for some reason, the door was locked. "STOLASS!!! WHO IS IN THE BATHROOM?!?!"
"Stella, I can assure you no one is in there! I don't know why it's locked!"
"Are you shitting me? We can't get started because princess needed to piss?" the Shar Pei groaned as did the other two hellhounds.
"YES!!! NOW UNCUFF HIM SO HE CAN BLOW UP THE DOOR OR SOMETHING, OR ELSE..."
Before Stella knew it, she lost control of her bladder, and ended up peeing. Stolas watched in shock as pee ended up leaking on the floor as her lower dress ended up being stained in yellow. She apparently really had to go. The hellhounds, meanwhile, ended up laughing at this.
"STOP LAUGHING!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!!" Stella screamed as she began to cry from embarrassment.
"Aw, did baby Stella peed herself? Does she need a diaper?" the chihuahua joked as they continued to laugh.
"She means it! It's not her fault she lost control of her bladder!" Stolas came to her defense. Even with what she was trying to do to him, he didn't felt comfortable stooping to the level of humiliating her like that.
"You know what? Fuck this stalling! We're doing this no matter what!"
But just as the watchdog was about to land the first punch, he gasped before he peed on himself too. Soon, all three hellhounds were pissing their pants.
"WHAT IS GOING ON?!?! WHY ARE YOU ALL PEEING ON YOURSELVES?!?!" Stolas screamed as they were all crying.
"YOU MUST'VE DID THIS TO US, DIDN'T YOU?!?!" Stella accused as she pointed her finger at him. "I DIDN'T HAD AN URGE TO PEE BEFORE WE GOT IN HERE!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, CHANGE OF PLANS!!! WE'RE PEEING ON YOU!!!"
"DON'T YOU DARE..." Stolas warned, but it was no use. But when they took off their pants and lower dress to pee on him, something crazier happened. As it turned out, part of the magic of blessed restraints in general was that it protected the restrained from demonic liquids shooting at them. This included pee. Therefore, the pee bounced off Stolas and instead got the group drenched in their own piss.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! THIS WAS A FUCKING MISTAKE!!!" the chihuahua whined as he tried to stop himself from being drenched, but failed. By the time the group was finally done peeing, everyone but Stolas was drenched in pee. As a last resort, Stella tried to get Blitzo killed out of anger, only to find her phone was now ruined from all the pee.
"THAT IS IT!!! WE'RE DONE!!! RELEASE HIM AND LET'S GO!!! I'M GOING TO GET MY BLADDER SURGICALLY REMOVED!!!"
With that, the hellhounds quickly released Stolas from the blessed cuffs before running out of the palace crying. Stolas was shocked that the torture was put to a stop because they pissed themselves, both in their pants and on themselves. Because of the large amount of pee, the floor was covered in piss. And with the door left open, it was now leaking into the halls. Unfortunately, one butler wasn't looking, and ended up slipping and falling onto the pee.
"YOUR HIGHNESS! WHERE DID ALL OF THIS PEE COME FROM?!" he yelled. Stolas sighed, not sure if he wanted to explain the backstory behind this weird situation.
Chapter 306: The Hellhounds from The Burden
Notes:
For context, the hellhounds in question are the ones that assaulted Stolas in ellagie's "The Burden", which you can check out here: https://archiveofourown.info/works/61563610/chapters/158235550
Warning: There is an assault of Stolas that is suddenly interrupted at the beginning.
Chapter Text
An explosion shook the static in his mind. Glass splintered inches from his head against the brick wall. There were laughs and voices. He blinked to reel his brain back into his body.
A red sky…sidewalk…He had made it out of Blitz’s apartment building, but only just. A pair of hell hounds were moving toward him with grins and something dangerous glinting in their eyes.
“You think you can just walk away from me?” The grey and white hound snarled. Spit strung between his teeth and the sour smell of liquor perfumed his breath.
Stolas struggled to catch up, blinking between the glare of glass and teeth. Years of practice made the apology automatic. “M-my apologies, I didn’t–”
Another bottle shattered. Glass, liquor and spit sprayed across his feathers. He jumped and bit back a yelp. The desire to run quickened his heartbeat, but he pushed it down and braced himself as the silver haired hound stepped toward him.
This was part of his exile. This would be his new reality. He would have to endure. One of the few things he did know was how to take a punch–
The silver hound spared no time, swinging with the momentum of his step. His fist crunched into Stolas’s left eye, the sound twisting his stomach. He lost his breath and his balance. White lights flashed behind his eyes, his head ringing like a church bell, sending waves of sharp throbbing pain. Some part of him snarled you deserve this…another part welcomed the pain.
Another blow snapped his head to the side. He stumbled back with the force of it, an apology and placation tumbling from his mouth until he hit something solid and warm.
Arms snaked around his waist and pulled him back, locking his body against a third hound. The stranger puffed a low growl against his ear. Stolas couldn’t turn to see the hounds face, but he felt their breath shutter against his neck as they laughed.
“Hey legs,” the stranger leered.
Stolas kept his breathing steady despite his trembling. The hounds tongue, wet and putrid, grazed Stolas’s ear and broke his composure. His feathers puffed up in panic and a nervous chirp broke from his throat. He could take a punch, but the terror that rippled through his skin set off a bubbling panic in his chest.
He squirmed against the ironclad hold while the other hounds laughed at his struggle. The panicked bird noises coming from the prince egged them on but he couldn’t stop himself. This was a new kind of terror.
The hound held him tighter, increasing the friction between their bodies and grunting with the contact. Stolas froze when he felt something hard pressing into his back. “You sure are pretty,” the hound purred, leaning forward. Stolas was forcibly bent, his captors body felt like it was engulfing his own. His hitched breaths were becoming whimpers.
The grey and white hound pushed into his space. His fingers brushed against the prince’s lips, dragging down his throat; teeth and drool gleaming as he grinned. “How ‘bout you let us show you the royal treatment.”
Stolas opened his mouth to beg, “Please–,” but his words transformed into a piercing squawk as the hound pulled apart his legs, dragging his claws up his inner thigh. Stolas thrashed, throwing his weight forward only for the hound to release him.
He hit the ground before he could catch his fall. His head spun as the pain jarred down his neck, but the panic surging through him had him digging his talons into the ground to scramble back up before his vision had even cleared.
He reached for the eldritch burning behind his eyes, summoning the full wrath of fire and stone to quell his panic…only to fall into the cold empty that now inhabited his second soul. Like reaching for a step that isn’t there he floundered into the chasm, lost in the overwhelming nothingness.
He was gutted. Hollowed. Powerless…
There was not a second more to despair before a boot stomped down onto his talon. He lurched forward only to be met with something solid connecting with his beak. His vision exploded with blots of color. Rough paws grabbed him again and pushed. He stumbled, tripping over his lame foot but the paws kept their grip, dragging and pushing until his back connected with brick.
An arm pressed into his throat, and fingers pried open his eyes. The stench of liquor washed over his face as the grey and white hound pressed his face into Stolas’s cheek.
“Stay with us bird boy” Spit stuck to his feathers as the hound laughed.
The silver hound watched him choking and trembling with a sharp grin. He raised a bloody fist with a snarl.
“Welcome to Imp City, your highn- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!”
All of a sudden, a portal suddenly spawned in the alleyway, and before any of the hellhounds knew it, they were suddenly being sucked into the portal. The other two hellhounds that were restraining Stolas were also being sucked in, though Stolas was somehow not affected by this. Once the last hellhound was fully sucked in, the portal closed.
"Ugh... what the hell...?" Stolas groaned as he got up and limped away, shell shocked by what just happened. Where could those hellhounds have possibly gone?
He led the way back to his room and was greeted there with the rest of the group, which meant Stella had probably told the other two to come back as soon as the one with the owl had found his target.
“Hey, Stolas, it’s been way too long!” She mocked him as the door was closed and locked behind him. “I heard you weren’t too keen on seeing me? I hope you’re not having stupid ideas, unless you want someone dead, right?”
She shot a glance to the wrinkled hellhound who extended his arm toward Stolas.
“Give me your phone”, he commanded.
The Goetia obliged, only then realizing he hadn’t left it in his study as he should have, and immediately hoped it wasn’t going to be a problem. Since he was usually reminded about it by Stella, he forgot this time, and he had to refrain from starting to freak out at the possible outcome.
But the hellhound immediately started typing on it, which made the owl frown before a finger on his cheek forced him to turn his face to Stella.
“You should focus on me, stupid”, the swan smiled threateningly. “He’s not going to sent anything to anyone, calm down, just installing a small tracking app so I don’t risk coming here when you’re elsewhere, and they don’t have to search for you in the whole place like today. Don’t pry into it, and of course don’t remove it, understood?”
“Yes.”
“Good! Now, you!” She added for the hellhound who bought Stolas in. “Do whatever you like to him to punish him for ever thinking he could escape this. Then we’ll be able to get-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a portal suddenly opened in the room, and three hellhounds came out of it. They collapsed on the floor before the portal quickly closed.
"Are you serious Stella? You hired more of those fuckers in this shit?!" Stolas exclaimed, not looking forward to more hellhounds joining the party.
"No! I have never seen those dogs in my life!" Stella denied as the other group got up and looked at their surroundings. They were shocked to see that Stolas had magically healed from the injuries they gave him, but moreso surprised at the other three hellhounds present.
"Um, who are you guys, and how did you portal here?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Oh, um... my name is Chris," the grey and white hound said, "And these are my homeboys Alex and Darius. We were, um... at a club when all of a sudden, some portal formed and sucked us in! And then we got sent here, and we don't know where we are!"
"You are in Stolass's palace, idiots, and if you couldn't tell, we were right in the middle of something. So can you please leave?" Stella asked.
"NO! We're not leaving until we find a way out of here!" Alex yelled as he crossed his arms.
"Oh, I see what this is!" the chihuahua suddenly blurted out before turning to Stolas. "You really thought you were clever by hiring some other hellhounds to stop us? Nice try, birdie, but that's not happening! Now come here so I can punish you for trying to run away!"
Just then, however, Darius shoved him away.
"How about you fuck off, you long-haired twink?! We got to him first!" Darius exclaimed as the chihuahua quickly got up.
"You wanna go, bro?! We can go if you want!" the chihuahua barked as he bawled his fists.
"FINE BY ME!!!"
With that, the hellhounds ended up fighting each, forcing Stolas and Stella to get out of their way. Stella was in complete shock by this point. How could this happen? She planned this torture session to be worse than the previous two, particularly with a little game she had set up that will either make or break Stolas's relationship with Blitzo. And now all of a sudden, some random hellhounds barge in to foil her plans?
"YOU ALL BETTER STOP FIGHTING RIGHT NOW!!! YOU'RE RUINING EVERYTHING!!! STOLASS, STOP THEM!!!"
But Stolas didn't intervene, wondering what was going to happen. While Stella's hellhounds were initially dominating, Chris and his friends were gaining the lead. Both Alex and Darius somehow snuck the blessed cuffs out of them and placed them on the Shar Pei before beating him ruthlessly. Meanwhile, Chris was somehow fighting off the chihuahua and watchdog. The chihuahua tried to stab him, but he kicked his knife away.
"What is your fucking deal?! You really had to crash this shit and ruin Stella's plans?!" the watchdog shouted as he blocked a punch.
"YOU FUCKERS WERE RUDE AND REFUSED TO HELP!!! AND NOW YOU WANNA FIGHT?!?! WE'LL WHOOP YOUR ASS HARDER THAN WE DID TO STOLAS!!!" Chris screamed before kicking the watchdog away.
"THAT'S OUR JOB, NOT YOURS!!!" the chihuahua barked before trying to slit his throat. However, Chris grabbed his arm and broke it before grabbing the knife and slitting his throat, killing him. Also around that same time was when the Shar Pei ended up dying from his injuries from the beating. The watchdog got up and gasped at this.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU KILLED MY FRIENDS!!! THAT IS IT!!! PREPARE TO GET FUCKED UP!!!"
The watchdog would knock out Alex and Darius with one powerful punch before trying to knock out Chris as well. However, Chris will pull a knife on him that stabbed his hand. He then roundhouse kicked him before snatching the blessed cuffs and placing them on him.
"NO NO NO!!! DON'T KILL HIM!!!" Stella screeched as she tried to shove him away, only for Chris to punch her.
"BACK OFF, BITCH!!! IT'S HIS BED, HE'S GONNA LAY IN IT!!!" Chris screamed before pointing the knife at his forehead. "ANY LAST WORDS?!?!"
"ENOUGH!!!"
Everyone turned to who screamed that, and were shocked to find it was none other than ellagie, the author of the Burden, the very fanfic the hellhounds were from.
"Um... can we help you?" Stolas asked, at this point, thinking this couldn't get anymore ridiculous.
"I'm ellagie, and Chris and the hellhounds somehow left my fanfic universe and somehow got roped in Neyane's fanfic universe! I don't even know how that was possible, but I can't believe the amount of chaos that happened here! Where the fuck is Neyane?!"
Right on cue, Neyane arrived and gasped at the carnage.
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! I'M GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND ALL OF THIS CRAP HAPPENS?!?!"
"WILL SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Stella screamed as she was losing her sanity.
"Neyane, you need to check your fanfic outlets, because they seem unstable if people in other fanfics are going to barge in!" ellagie suggested.
"I'm sorry, ellagie, I didn't know they were that bad! How about this? Take your hellhounds out of here, okay? They can't be here any longer or else the whole story will get messed up."
"NO! I WANNA KILL HIM!" Chris screamed before he tried to stab the watchdog in the forehead, but was stopped when ellagie snatched him away.
"NO!!! YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HAVE DONE ENOUGH ALREADY!!! NOW LET'S GO!!!"
ellagie proceeded to grab the other two still unconscious hellhounds and left. Neyane would then release the watchdog from the blessed cuffs.
"Okay, I need to regenerate the other two hellhounds before we can have another go at this scene, okay? Hopefully, I can fix the stability of the outlets before then," Neyane suggested.
"Actually, you know what? I'm not doing this shit anymore!" Stolas yelled before pulling up a restraining order, "Stella, you and your band of misfits including Striker are no longer allowed to be near me, Blitzo, and even Octavia! And if you do not sign it, then I will kill you right here, right now! NOW SIGN IT!"
Before Neyane can object, Stella quickly signed the restraining order and ran out of the palace nearly shitting herself. Stolas then glared at Neyane and the watchdog.
"You two get the fuck out too..."
Both gulped before running away as well, Neyane deciding that maybe continuing this fanfic in this universe wasn't worth it.
"Now I need some rest. It's been a stressful week..." Stolas sighed before heading to bed.
Chapter 307: Marcos/Shay
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
I personally don't ship them, but the dynamic between an old Shar Pei who lost his family and a young chihuahua metalhead does sound interesting.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
But just then, a TV suddenly appeared from the ceiling, and would turn on and play something that would shock everyone. The footage in question was of the Shar Pei and chihuahua (should I mentioned they're named Marcos and Shay respectively, considering their names are in the chapter title?) hugging in bed. It looks as though they had finished having sex and were now cuddling. Right away, Dess the watchdog laughed out loud.
"WOW! YOU TWO ARE ACTUALLY DATING?! THIS IS SO FUCKED UP AND HILARIOUS AT THE SAME TIME!" Dess ended up collapsing on the floor laughing while Marcos and Shay looked annoyed.
"You know what? Yes, we're dating, but why the fuck do you care? Marcos got no family, and he needs love. Besides, I thought it would be a good bonding experience for both of us to hurt Stolas!"
"Oh yeah, how romantic of you two to work with Stella to beat me up!" Stolas sarcastically said.
"SHUT UP STOLASS!!! TAKE THIS TV OUT SO WE CAN GET STARTED ALREADY!!!" Stella screamed as she tried to turn off the TV and put it away, but no luck. Instead, she ended up rewinding the footage that showed Marcos pounding Shay in the butt, the latter moaning like a cheap whore. This caused the couple to blush while Dess only laughed harder.
"DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN!!! I KNEW THAT LONG-HAIRED TWINK WAS A BOTTOM!!!" Dess hollered.
"SHUT UP!!! SO WHAT IF I'M A BOTTOM?!?! WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT?!?!" the chihuahua screamed as Marcos was getting angry. Meanwhile, Stella threw up from the video and almost hit Stolas.
"STELLA! Don't throw up on me!" Stolas exclaimed.
"I DON'T CARE!!! I'M GOING TO DESTROY THE TV IF THIS DOESN'T FUCK OFF!!!" Stella screeched as she pushed more buttons, but all that did was turn up the volume. Soon, the entire palace can now hear Shay getting railed.
"Oh I can't wait to show all of hell this!" Dess grinned as he recorded the TV.
"NO WAY!!! YOU'RE NOT SHOWING THAT TO THE PUBLIC!!!"
Marcos and Shay soon ended up fighting with Dess to stop them from exposing them. Stella at this point snapped and suddenly grabbed Stolas and used him to smash the TV. This gave Dess an idea, and proceeded to snatch Stolas from her and tried to whack the couple away with the owl prince.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! YOUR IDEA OF TORTURE IS TO USE ME AS A BASEBALL BAT?!?!" Stolas screamed as he was forced to whack various things.
"DAMN RIGHT, BIRIDE!!! NOW HOLD STILL!!!" Dess growled before taking another swing, but he lost his grip and Stolas was sent flying out of the room. Distracted, Shay would stab Dess in the back before Marcos kicked him in the balls. Both the Shar Pei and chihuahua proceeded to assault Dess and destroy his phone. At one point, Marcos would finish him off by slamming the TV on him, flattening him to death.
"WE DID IT!!! WE KILLED MCSTERIODS!!!" Shay cheered before he and Marcos kissed in celebration.
"I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!!! YOU TWO ASSHOLES RUINED EVERYTHING WITH YOUR GAYNESS AND KILLING DESS!!! THAT IS IT!!! I AM FIRING YOU BOTH, AND I AM NEVER DOING THIS SHIT AGAIN!!! IF STOLASS DOESN'T WANT ME TO HURT HIM ANYMORE, THEN HE GOT HIS FUCKING WISH!!! NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!"
Both the couple gulped before they dashed out of the palace. Stella also ran out, not wanting to spend another second here. With everyone gone, Stolas got up and realized the blessed cuffs broke from the crash.
"I can't believe this! Well, I hope Stella stays true to her word and leaves me alone..." Stolas sighed before he went to find the nearest butler to begin cleaning up the mess in the room.
Chapter 308: Pinkchyu's Emily
Notes:
Context: https://x.com/cqraaa/status/1880802571088175225
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
Just then, something unexpected happened. The door suddenly opened, and in came what looked to be Emily the Seraphim. However, it wasn't actually her, but a woman named Pinkchyu who was cosplaying as her. Though the accuracy was spot on, one noticeable feature was that her breasts were larger compared to the actual Emily, and were... bouncy...
"Hi! I'm Emily! The other seraphim! Though you can call me 'Em!' Emmie, E, whatever you want. I go by whatever!"
As "Emily" spoke, her breasts were seen bouncing around, causing the hellhounds to stare in awe. Even Stolas couldn't help but blush at such a sight. However, Stella stopped their gaze by snapping her fingers.
"EYES UP HERE, PERVERTS!" Stella yelled. "God, are all men like this? What the hell are you doing here anyway? Can't you see we're right in the middle of something?"
"Oh, I'm so sorry, but I wanted to see Stolas because I heard he was cool! Nice to see you, Stolas! Though I'm not sure about the blessed cuffs... I knew you and Blitzo were kinky, but I didn't think it was this kinky!"
Stolas chuckled at this, though his insides were burning up, and not just because of Pinkchyu's attractiveness. Could she be the one to free him from this soon-to-be rape torture?
"Hey, Emily, can you do us a favor and jump around?" the Shar Pei asked as he scratched the back of his head out of nervousness.
"Sure, but I'm not sure why..." "Emily" said as she jumped, causing her breasts to bounce around.
"DAMN! Stella, why would you make us rape his twig ass when we got her marshmallow boobies?" the chihuahua asked, causing "Emily" to blush.
"HOW ABOUT YOU ALL STOP ACTING CREEPY, BECAUSE IT'S PISSING ME OFF!!! EMILY, IF YOU DON'T GET OUT RIGHT NOW, THEN I'LL MAKE YOU!!!"
Before "Emily" can say anything, the watchdog suddenly grabbed her and fondled her breasts, making her blush even harder.
"WOAH! Eager, are we?" she moaned slightly from the grope. The other two hellhounds also groped her while Stella stared in shocked with her jaws crashing down onto the floor.
"WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!" Stella shrieked.
"Sorry, princess, but we're so goddamn hard right now, and we're not raping Stolas! If you really want him violated, you can do it yourself, but we're going to fuck her instead!"
Before "Emily" can protest, she was moved to bed as the chihuahua used his knife to cut off her dress.
"I can't believe this! I've never had sex with a demon!"
"Then let us guide you into how good we fuck..."
The chihuahua then proceeded to lick her pussy while the watchdog gave her a titjob and the Shar Pei let her suck his cock. Stella ended up passing out by this point, her plans being destroyed, leaving Stolas to watch while still restrained.
"Oh my! You doggies sure know how to please a woman!" "Emily" moaned as the Shar Pei's cock pulled out of her mouth. "Please put your doggy dicks inside me!"
"Yes, m'am!" the chihuahua smirked before inserting his dick inside her pussy, emitting loud moans from her. The watchdog also maneuvered around to penetrate her anus.
"Hey, idiots! How about one of you get me out of these cuffs! As a gay man, I don't want to see this shit!" Stolas complained.
"For being rude, you're going to watch this instead for your torture! How about that?!" the Shar Pei barked before facefucking "Emily." Stolas had no choice but to spend the entire night watching the hellhounds take turns fucking her brains out, all while Stella still laid passed out. He couldn't believe that what was originally going to be the worst torture session yet ended with Pinkchyu having the hellhounds fuck her instead. Part of him wondered if she knew about what he was experiencing and used her attractiveness to distract them to fuck her instead. The sun was barely starting to set when the group finally finished their gangbang. Pinkchyu had passed out from her hundredth orgasm, and all three hellhounds were spent. Thankfully for Stolas, one of them was nice enough to finally release him from the cuffs, which by this point were irritating him greatly.
"Damn, bro, you stayed up for the entire thing? What a trooper!" the chihuahua smirked.
"Well, we still got time. You don't mind if we crash here for a bit, right?" the watchdog asked. Stolas decided to just let them stay, even after everything they did. They head to the showers to wash off while he tried to figure out what to do. It was at this point where Stella woke up, and saw Pinkchyu's body passed out.
"Are you kidding me?! THEY FUCKED ALL NIGHT?!" Stella screamed.
"Damn right they did, and they even forced me to watch!" Stolas exclaimed. "You know what, Stella? After this, I am fucking done with you and your antics. You and your band of misfits are no longer allowed back here! And I will also file a restraining order on all of you not to come near me, Blitzo, and even Octavia ever again! The penalty of breaking this order will be death on the spot! NOW FUCK OFF!!!"
Stella gulped before leaving, considering Stolas was semi-feral. After the hellhounds were done taking a shower and putting their clothes on, Stolas unexpectedly portalled them back to their homes, but not before slapping them in the face as a starter for all the shit they did to him. As for Pinkchyu, he worked to clean her up with magic before dressing her and portalling her back home.
"Now I need to get these sheets cleaned. They really went all out that night..." Stolas sighed before tracking down the closest butler.
Chapter 309: Hazbin Bukkake
Notes:
Requested by $U§¥ B@K@. Basically, the female characters from Hazbin Hotel team up to fuck the group.
Slight warning for a gay man being forced to have sex with a female, as well as the possible breakup of M&M
Chapter Text
So, of course, it couldn’t last. A ringtone disturbed the quietness of the greenhouse, and he groaned, knowing who it was without even needing to see the screen.
“Yes Stella?”
“Get your ass here, and quick, I don’t have all day!”
Stolas suppressed a sigh. If she didn’t give him any more instructions, then it probably meant to portal to the same room than yesterday, so that’s what he did, but not without a pointed look at his two spies before crossing the portal.
This time, the three hellhounds were there, and he was even less pleased to spot Andrealphus, sitting with his sister at the table, both sipping their tea with smug smiles on their faces. Stolas hung up and put his phone away, trying to keep a neutral expression while he still could as the watchdog was already approaching with the blessed cuffs.
As soon as his powers were muffled, the hound manhandled him so he was standing near the two siblings, a hand still gripping his clothes.
“Well, what’s that Stolas? You really think it changes anything if it’s your fucktoy’s employees watching you instead of him? Either you’re stupid for not noticing them, or you are for being incapable of chasing them away. In both cases, you deserve a little punishment, don’t you agree?”
She had turned to her brother as she asked the question, and the peacock put his cup down, still smirking.
“You are right dear sister, you gave clear rules and he can’t be bothered to follow them! What a shame, really, you seem to have been quite generous so far. Maybe I should help… Up things a bit, don’t you think?”
His gaze was directed toward Stolas, but he didn’t bother to answer, guessing the question wasn’t for him. At least he was towering over the two like this, since they were siting and he was still standing, but it was a small comfort, really. They all knew his neutral expression wouldn’t last. It was already showing weakness, and Andrealphus’ smirk only got wider as Stella answered him.
“Honestly, I’ve been more than generous! It’s like I can’t get anything good out of him, I swear! He was almost showing improvement, but now…”
She sighed, shaking her head in dramatic disappointment, and Stolas had to remind himself he wasn’t supposed to react. He couldn’t afford to make matters worse, he had to focus the little energy he had left into this single, simple goal: not make things worse. For Blitz’s sake. Because the imp was at least trying, even if he didn’t know how dangerous that single action was. If Stolas had tried half as hard, maybe it would already be over, and he wouldn’t be at their mercy…
“So, tell me, what’s the most effective? I’m sure you have noticed some… Methods worked better than others, don’t you?”
Stella scoffed with a wide hand movement.
“Oh, really, even that is complicated with him! What seem to affect him the most barely makes him more compliant… I don’t know what to do with him anymore!”
“Please do enlighten me, it’s still a good start”, Andrealphus smirked, chin on his hands.
Stella looked at Stolas with a wide anticipatory grin as she answered: “In that case, I’ve taken the habit of letting the hounds fuck his scrawny twig ass as a punishment for his fucktoy’s implication, it should be a good start.”
“Hm, but wouldn’t he risk to like it? He’s already getting it on with imps after all.”
“Oh no, don’t worry, he does not! He tried to bluff his way out of it, but they can smell the truth, and it becomes obvious quickly enough, you’ll see.” She snapped her fingers while looking at the hellhounds. “Come on, take his pants off and have some-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when something unexpected happened. The door suddenly opened, and in came Charlie, Vaggie, Niffty, Sera, and Emily. The group gasped when they saw all of these people barge in, and before anyone can say anything, Charlie spoke.
"Hello, everyone! I'm Princess Charlie, and I brought along my friends from the Hazbin Bukkake!"
"Hazbin Bukkake? What kind of dumb name is that?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Well, after the Hazbin Hotel was destroyed, we needed a rebrand, and Charlie had an idea for a different approach for redeeming people," Vaggie explained. "To make a long story short, the Hazbin Bukkake will work as a way to get demons who commit sexual abuse crimes to redeem themselves through sexual practices."
"And I get to do it with seraphs too!" Niffty shrieked in joy as Emily nodded in agreement. Sera, however, looked more hesitant than anyone else.
"Emily convinced me to join her, but I have no idea how to, um... 'do it' with demons, per say..."
"Well we're not interested, okay?!" Andrealphus blurted out. "Me, my sister, and her colleagues are planning to do something very important to Stolas, so can you please leave? Whatever you want with us, we can do it afterwards."
"See, that's the reason why I wanted to come visit you all..." Charlie sighed. "I was made aware of your sexual assault against Stolas, as well as the torture you made him endure beforehand, and that is completely unacceptable! Whatever Prince Stolas did to you, it is not worthy of destroying him to this extent!"
"Yes, thank you!" Stolas said excitedly, glad that he was finally getting help.
"NO ONE ASKED FOR YOUR IMPUT, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed before turning to Charlie. "I don't care if you're the daughter of Lucifer! We are going through this whether you like it or not!"
Just then, Vaggie pulled out footage of the previous tortures of her phone, completely catching the offending party off guard.
"How about this? If you don't let us try and help you, we'll leak of this to the public and everyone will know all the shit you did with him! And I'm willing to bet the Ars Goetia will especially have a field day ringing out the hellhounds!" Vaggie threatened.
"You know what? Fine! We'll fuck you guys!" the chihuahua conceded, as well as the other two hellhounds. "But if I'm going to fuck you guys, then I'm calling the angels!"
"That's great to hear!" Charlie said in excitement. "We are here to allow you guys to have sex with us instead of him!"
With that, the chihuahua went to Sera and immediately pulled out his cock. Sera was shocked at this, but reluctantly decided to go along with it as she and Emily proceeded to lick his penis.
"Well then, I'm calling Charlie and Vaggie!" the watchdog smirked before pulled out his cock and allowed the princess and her girlfriend to lick his cock, leaving the Shar Pei with Niffty.
"Please do not bite..." he warned as Niffty got jittery.
"I make no promises!" Niffty exclaimed before she sucked his cock hard as she even stick her finger in his anus, causing him to moan. Meanwhile, Stolas and especially Stella and Andrealphus watched this in shock.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I JUST WANTED TO SEE MY BROTHER-IN-LAW GET TORTURED, ONLY FOR THESE BIMBO BITCHES FROM THE HAZBIN HOTEL TO BARGE IN AND SEDUCE THE HELLHOUNDS?!?!" Andrealphus screamed in terror.
"EXACTLY!!!" Stella added. "AS A MATTER OF FACT, I'M DELETING THE FOOTAGE SO THEY WON'T HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST US!!!"
But right before Stella can do such a thing, something even crazier happened. Loona and Millie went in and gasped at what they were seeing.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Loona screamed as the hellhounds moved onto penetrating the Hazbin crew in their pussies.
"NO, HOW THE FUCK DID YOU ALL GET IN HERE?!?!" Stella screamed.
"We were spying on Stolas, and he teleported here! My husband was able to track where he went, and me and Loona decided to investigate! Why is Stolas restrained in blessed cuffs? And what are those hellhounds doing to Charlie and her friends?"
"We found out that Stolas- AH! Was being tortured by them!" Charlie moaned as she felt herself get pounded by the watchdog. "We had to- OH! Stop them by offering sex- OH, DADDY! to them!"
"Yeah, and you all need to stop right now, because it's disturbing Stolas!" Andrealphus warned.
"Actually, Andy, I'm more disturbed by what Stella has done to me these past few weeks than anything these people can think of."
By this point, the girls were moaning like crazy as they were being pounded by the hellhounds. Sera and Emily were especially going crazy as they took turns getting plapped by the chihuahua's cock. This sight ended up making Millie and Loona horny, and soon, they began to grind themselves on Stella and Andrealphus.
"HEY! GET OFF OF ME! I AM GAY AND REPULSED BY STINKY WOMEN!" Andrealphus screamed as he tried to get off of Millie.
"I'M RIGHT HERE, IDIOT!" Stella screamed at her brother while trying to get Loona off of her.
"No can do! You wanna violate this owl? We'll violate you!"
Loona and Millie then tore off their clothes before forcing their pussies to rub on the Goetian's holes. Both gasped from the friction, before they ended up panting and moaning from their holes being rubbed by lower class demon.
"This is so fucked up...!" Andrealphus moaned, too powerless to stop them.
"Is this how Stolass and his imp get it on?!" Stella added.
"Believe me, Stella, this is nothing compared to what me and Blitzy do in bed," Stolas smirked, glad that things were somehow turning to his favor for once. The only thing he would change is to add some gay sex and get those damned cuffs off of him, but otherwise, seeing everyone too trapped in their lust to focus on hurting him was a nice sight indeed. The hellhounds were nearly spent, but the Hazbin crew were still too hungry for sex to stop. Meanwhile, Stella and Andrealphus screamed as they ended up cumming. Andrealphus in particular ended up blushing at the fact that a woman made him cum for the first time.
"You feel proud of yourself? Cheating on your husband just to fuck me?!" Andrealphus groaned.
"I'm sure he doesn't mind..."
Just then, Blitzo and Moxxie entered the room as well, and gasped at what they were seeing.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKED UP ORGY IS THIS?!?!" Blitzo screamed as Moxxie went to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"MILLIE, ARE YOU FUCKING ANDREALPHUS?!?!" Moxxie screamed, causing Millie to gasp.
"MOXXIE, IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE!!!"
"It's exactly what it looks like! These bimbo bitches ruined everything, and your wife fucked a gay man!" Andrealphus cried. Moxxie ended up running out of the room crying while Millie chased him, trying to explain everything.
"Well, I guess that's the end of M&M!" Blitzo shrugged before grabbing Stolas's arm. "Come on, birdie, let's get out of this shitfest."
"DON'T YOU DARE TAKE HIM AWAY!!!" Stella screamed, but was stopped when Blitzo knocked her out. He then used the Asmodean crystal to open a portal back to Stolas's room, where Fizzarolli, Asmodeus, and even Octavia were there. They saw what was going on in Andrealphus's palace, and they were shocked and surprised at this.
"GODDAMN!!! I DIDN'T KNEW ANDREALPHUS WAS THROWING A DIDDY PARTY IN HIS CRIB!!!" Asmodeus yelled.
"Dad, what the fuck? Is that what's been going on? You've been letting them do all sorts of crazy shit at the Andrealphus parties?!" Octavia accused.
"No, no, everyone! It's not what it seems! Please give me a moment before I can explain everything!" Stolas asked. Everyone agreed and left, though Blitzo gave him one last pleading look before he turned away. Stolas then sat in the bed and sighed. He would've never imagined the Hazbin Bukkake group to barge in and completely throw off the torture plans by fucking the hellhounds, alongside Loona and Millie joining and fucking the Goetian demons. Though he was glad for their intervention, part of him was worried about Moxxie and Millie and their relationship falling apart due to Millie fucking Andrealphus. They made such a cute couple...
"Stella and Andrealphus better pray their dirty laundry doesn't leak to the public..." Stolas thought to himself as he continued to regain his thoughts on all of this madness.
Chapter 310: Lil Miss Rarity
Notes:
Context: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/7749619/1/Lil-Miss-Rarity
Warning for self-harm
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
Upon entering the bedroom, however, the group was met with someone else in the room. That person being Rarity from My Little Pony. However, this Rarity was different. She had her left eye blacked out, some scratches around her eyes, and there was a black heart on her chest. She looked at the group seductively.
"Hello, everyone! Mommy is so glad to see you all here!" Rarity said excitedly.
"Are you kidding me? Why is some My Little Pony character in this bitch?!" the chihuahua asked.
"Stella, didn't you used to be obsessed with that show? I bet Blitzy would love to hear about it, considering he also likes the show!" Stolas teased, glad he got him mind off the impending torture momentarily.
"SHUT UP, STOLASS!!!" Stella screamed before turning to Rarity. "Look, we have some important business to do in this room, so can you please leave? We can talk afterwards.
However, Rarity laughed before she continued.
"See, that's the thing! I've heard what you said outside. You wanted to torture Stolas, except he is not a masochist like me! Mommy loves to be hurt, and I think it would be better if those doggies hurt me instead. Mommy is going to be a sacrifice to protect prince Stolas!"
"That's not how it works..." the watchdog groaned, "Now please leave! Otherwise, we'll have to make you leave!"
Not only did Rarity refuse to do so, but she did something that would shock the group. She pulled out a knife and proceeded to use it to cut herself. Rarity moaned as the blood seeped out of her hoof, taking in pleasure from the self-harm act.
"MA'AM, STOP!!! YOU DON'T NEED TO DO THAT!!!" Stolas yelled before trying to stop Rarity, but stopped when she barely missed slicing him.
"Stay back and watch! Mommy will show you how good it feels to her and her sister!"
Rarity then pulled out someone out of the closet. It was Sweetie Belle tied up in a chair and blindfolded. She used the knife to cut her as well, and Sweetie Belle screamed not out of pain, but pleasure.
"OKAY, ENOUGH OF THIS SHIT!!!" the Shar Pei screamed before the hellhounds charged at them. However, Rarity had one last trick up her sleeve. She summoned a monstrous version of the doll she made out of her cat Opalescence, which freaked out the hellhounds and even the Goetian demons. Before they knew it, the doll rounded up the hellhounds and disemboweled them slowly and painfully. The hellhounds screamed from the intense gutting of their intestines before passing out. The doll finished them off by exploding their bodies, killing them. In the mist of all of this, Rarity and Sweetie Belle continued to self-harm.
"YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! HOW DARE YOU GET THAT ABOMINATION TO KILL MY HELLHOUNDS IN THAT MANNER!!! THAT IS IT, FOR RUINING EVERYTHING, STOLASS'S IMP WILL PAY THE PRICE!!!"
She had barely finished that sentence that Stolas suddenly yanked her phone out and called off the snipers before smashing it on the ground.
"YOU KNOW WHAT, STELLA?!?! WE'RE FUCKING DONE!!! GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY PALACE RIGHT NOW, AND NEVER COME BACK!!! I WILL FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER SO YOU CAN'T GO NEAR ME, BLITZO, OR EVEN VIA AGAIN!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!"
Stella gulped before running out, not wanting to piss off an already semi-feral Stolas further. Once she was gone, Stolas glared at Rarity and Sweetie Belle.
"I suggest you leave too or else I will ensure you sick fucks will never feel pain again..."
"OH NO!!! THAT'S A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH!!! COME ON, SWEETIE, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!!" Rarity screamed before she, her sister, and the doll dashed out of the palace. Stolas then took a deep breath as he processed all the batshit insanity that just happened. Never in his life did he expect some masochist, fucked up version of Rarity to intervene in his life and cause all sorts of masochist chaos in his palace, especially with the doll. However, despite his issues with the way she handled things, he was glad it was enough to stop Stella from hurting him even more, as well as stand up to her.
"Now hopefully, I can get this mess cleaned up before Via arrives," Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 311: Aztec Death Whistle
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when a high-pitched shriek suddenly rang out throughout the room, scaring everyone.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! WHO SCREAMED?!?!" the watchdog screamed, on edge.
"I have no idea, but that was not funny!" Stella exclaimed before she sighed. "As I was saying, now, we can-"
She was interrupted yet again when the shriek was heard again, this time louder.
"STOP!!! IT'S NOT FUNNY!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR IDEA OF TORTURE IS TO PLAY THAT AWFUL SOUND!!!" Stolas screamed, terrified.
"STOLASS, WE'RE NOT THE ONE DOING IT!!! SOME IDIOT IN THIS ROOM IS PROBABLY DOING IT TO MESS WITH US!!! WE'RE NOT DOING THIS UNLESS WE FIND HIM AND KILL HIS ASS!!!"
With this, the group went searching for the culprit while Stolas was left standing there, still naked. However, each time someone looked through something like under the bed or in a closet, the noise would play, scaring them. After Stella almost went deaf when the sound played directly in her ear, she lost it.
"STOP IT!!! JUST FUCKING STOP!!! I JUST WANTED TO SEE HIS TWERPY ASS HURT, NOT BE TERRORIZED BY SOME DEATH SCREAM!!!"
"You know what? Fuck it! His ass is getting hurt no matter what!" the chihuahua growled before charging at Stolas with a knife. That's when the impossible happened. Stolas ended up screaming that high-pitched shriek in his face, causing him to fly across the room.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT!!! YOU WERE BEHIND ALL OF THIS SHIT, WEREN'T YOU?!?!" Stella screamed in shock and anger before going to slap Stolas in the face, but he shrieked in her face as well. The Shar Pei and watchdog as a last resort grabbed some guns from the gun cabinet and aimed at his head, but the shriek was emitted, knocking them down and causing the guns to go flying.
"THAT IS IT!!! I'VE HAD IT WITH THIS TOMFOOLERY!!! STOLAS, YOU DON'T WANT TO GET TORTURED?!?! YOU GOT YOUR WISH, BUDDY!!!"
The hellhounds soon went to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs before dashing out of the palace, ignoring Stella screaming at them to come back.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! FOR USING THAT DEATH SCREAM TO SCARE THEM AWAY, I'M KILLING THAT-"
Stella was interrupted when the shriek was made again and flew her phone out of the window and fall to the ground, destroying it. Stella screamed as she pulled some of her feathers out out of anger before running out of the room crying. Stolas could not believe what had just happened. One minute, he was ready to go through the beating of his life, and the next, the entire gang was being terrorized by some death scream. However, when he turned around, he saw what looked to be some ancient whistle. Stolas recognized this as the Aztec death whistle used by the Aztec warriors when they charge for battle. Though the original whistles let out a softer sound, the reproductions like the one he was holding let out much more scary sounds. As for how he screamed out the death sound, that was anybody's guess. But he is thankful that it was enough to get Stella and the hellhounds out of here.
"What a day..." Stolas sighed before leaving to continue his preparations for Octavia's visit.
Chapter 312: Shay's Sister and Her Lust Towards Marcos and Dess
Notes:
Requested by Marv01. Sorry for the cringy chapter title, it was the best one I could think of.
Chapter Text
After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
As the two got closer to the room, however, some sounds can be heard, which included some moaning. Neither knew what was going on, but when they stepped in, both gasped at what they were seeing. On the bed was the Shar Pei and watchdog, who were currently banging another hellhound. This hellhound was a female chihuahua who was nude and currently being fucked in the pussy by the watchdog while sucking the cock of the Shar Pei. Stolas was confused by who this mysterious hellhound was, but the chihuahua that brought him in knew who she was, and to say he was disgusted would be a severe understatement...
"MARCOS, DESS, AND SHELIA!!! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK ARE YOU ALL DOING?!?!"
The three stopped their threesome out of shock and turned to the chihuahua, their expressions indicating that they were in deep shit.
"Shay?! It's not what it looks like!" Shelia blushed as she quickly covered herself with the covers.
"Oh yeah, it totally doesn't look like you're fucking my friends!" Shay said sarcastically before his face turned to that of anger. "HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET IN HERE, AND WHY ARE YOU BOTH FUCKING MY SISTER?!?!"
"Dude, we didn't knew she was your sister, okay?!" Marcos defended. "Basically, me and Dess wanted to hook up with her because she was doing secret hookups and Dess and his wife were experimenting with some open relationship. The plan was before we did our thing with Stolas, we get Stella to go out to get us some Wendy's while you were out getting birdie. This gave us time to sneak her into the palace so we could fuck."
"Are you serious?! You all were somehow able to do all of this without my knowledge?!" Stolas said as he crossed his arms in annoyance.
"Yeah, and she knows how to fuck!" Dess smirked. Meanwhile, Shay was about to have a heart attack.
"Shay, clam down, it's not a big deal! I just like my job as a sex worker, okay?"
"THIS IS FAR FROM OKAY!!! AS A TARAHIST, YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT WHORING YOURSELF OUT AND SHIT!!! TARAH WOULD CURSE YOU ALL FOR YOUR DISGUSTING LUST CRIMES!!! YOU TWO BETTER APOLOGIZE RIGHT NOW OR ELSE YOU WILL REGRET BEING BORN!!!"
"Hell no! You're not gonna do shit anyway, McTwink!"
That was the worst thing Marcos could've said, for Shay shrieked before tackling the wrinkly hellhound and slitting his throat, killing him.
"YO!!! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!" Dess screamed as Shelia cried from such a brutal sight.
"YOU ALL BEATING MY ASS BLACK AND BLUE IS ALSO UNCALLED FOR!!! HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!" Stolas screamed, by this point done with their antics. Dess punched Shay and attacked them, leading to the two engaging in a fist fight. Despite Dess being larger and more muscular, Shay still put up a surprisingly good fight.
"SHAY, STOP!!! THIS IS GETTING RIDICULOUS!!!" Shelia cried out, but it was no use. Soon, Shay got the upper hand as he broke Dess's arm before tactically taking him down with a stab to his abdomen, emitting a scream from the watchdog. By this point, Stella arrived with a bag of Wendy's and gasped as she witnessed Shay on top of Dess and stabbing him like a wild animal.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! I'M GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES AND ALL OF THIS SHIT HAPPENS?!?!" Stella screamed.
"Well, Stella, apparently the chihuahua's sister was caught having sex with some of your goons, and he's flipping out because of it!"
Shay then let out an ear-piercing shriek before stabbing Dess right on the forehead, killing him. By this point, Shelia was weeping loudly. She never knew her brother was this crazy. Was it also true that they were working with Stella to hurt Stolas? Shay then got up and glared at his sister.
"You have five seconds to put your clothes on and come with me to church to purify yourself... or else you will end up like them..."
Shelia didn't want to die at the hands of her brother so she quickly got dressed. She barely put her shirt on that he grabbed her roughly and started escorting her out of here.
"Shay, wait! What about hurting-"
"FORGET IT!!! I'M NOT WORKING WITH YOU ROYAL FUCKS NO MORE AFTER THIS!!!" Shay aggressively yelled at Stella before quickly leaving soon after. Enraged, Stella slammed the bag of Wendy's on the floor before stomping on the food and ruining it.
"THAT IS IT!!! I AM DONE WITH THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! STOLASS, CONSIDER THIS YOUR LUCKY DAY, BECAUSE I AM LEAVING AND NEVER SEEING YOU, THAT DEFORMED IMP OF YOURS, OR EVEN OUR FAILURE OF A DAUGHTER ANYMORE!!! GOODBYE, SCUMBAG!!!"
With this, Stella marched out of the palace, never to step foot in it again. Stolas was completely shocked at everything that had transpired. He didn't knew the hellhounds had lives of their own or any families, let alone a sister that was a sex worker that her brother did not approved. He hoped that Shay wouldn't be too harsh on his sister, considering that he could relate to her to an extent with wanting to express your sexuality. But at the same time, he was glad that these terrible torture sessions were finally coming to an end.
"Guess I can resume my studies," Stolas shrugged before leaving the room as he made a phone call to a cleaning service to remove the bodies.
Chapter 313: The Wendy's Meltdown
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
But before anyone can go anywhere, some stomach growls were heard, and the hellhounds were then groaning. They were hungry.
"Ugh, I forgot to eat," the Shar Pei complained.
"Yeah, me too. How about we go out and grab a quick bite before we get started?" the chihuahua asked.
"NO! You all should've ate before I came to pick you up!" Stella exclaimed as she crossed her arms in annoyance.
"Actually, Stella, I don't think it'll hurt to eat something before you all, um... hurt me..." Stolas said nervously as he took in their true plan. "You all can help yourself to the fridge."
"I'm not eating rats out of your fridge, bro! That's disgusting!" the chihuahua said in disgust.
"Then you're not getting anything, how about that?! NOW LEAD THE WAY, STOLASS!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THESE GAMES!!!" Stella screamed.
"Stella, you better take us out to eat right now, or else we're giving you backshots!" the watchdog threatened as he began to pull down his pants. Stella stopped him before she quickly lured everyone to the limo. The last thing she needed was to get fucked by some hellhounds. The group talked briefly before they decided on Wendy's, which was about ten minutes away. Why was there a Wendy's in hell was beyond them, but they wanted to give their burgers a shot. Stella wanted to go through the drive-thru, but was once again vetoed out when they wanted to get down and eat instead. They entered in the restaurant to order.
"Okay, Stolas, you're not getting anything," Stella said.
"Why not? I want a burger!" Stolas protested.
"No, because I don't want you to fart, okay? I know how gassy you are!" Stella retched.
"You haven't seen fart yet..."
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP?! I GOTTA ORDER!!!" the Shar Pei screamed before turning to the cashier. "I'd like to get a Big Bacon Classic Triple with large fries and a large drink."
"And that shit is why you're fat!" the chihuahua joked, causing the Shar Pei to slap him in the face, shocking him. "YOU WANNA GET FUCKED UP, OLD MAN?!?!"
"ENOUGH!!! ORDER YOUR FUCKING FOOD OR WE'RE LEAVING!!!" Stella shrieked. It was a miracle the cops weren't called by now, but the hellhounds reluctantly agreed, not wanting to go hungry.
"I'm sorry, okay? Don't make fun of my weight again!" the Shar Pei said.
"Okay, I won't," the chihuahua nodded before turning to the cashier. "I'd like a Dave's Single with medium fries and a medium drink."
"I'm going for a Parmesan Caesar Salad with a medium drink. Gotta watch the figure," the watchdog said.
"I'm having what he's having. I'm not eating any greasy burgers!" Stella added.
"And as for me, I'd like a Crispy Chicken BLT with medium fries and a chocolate Frosty!" Stolas said with excitement. If he was going to get tortured, he felt like he was at least entitled to eating a sandwich beforehand.
"I'm sorry, sir, but we're all out of chocolate Frosty's. We only have vanilla," the cashier apologetically said.
"But I want a chocolate Frosty!" Stolas whined.
"You either get a vanilla Frosty or we're whooping your ass in front of everyone! How about that?!" the watchdog warned. Stolas sighed before ordering the chocolate Frosty. A few minutes later, their food was ready. The hellhounds chose to sit at their own table while Stolas and Stella sat at a couples table.
"So, Stolass, how are you enjoying your shitty meal before torture?" Stella smirked.
"Stella, I don't want to hear it. I'm already upset about the impending torture and not getting a chocolate Frosty, and I don't need your input!" Stolas pouted.
"I don't care! I hate eating at fast food, and I don't-"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?!?!" the chihuahua suddenly burst out before rushing up to the cashier. "I ASKED FOR A DAVE'S SINGLE, AND YOU FUCKERS GAVE ME A DAVE'S DOUBLE!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!"
"No, sir, because you ate half of your burger," the cashier pointed out.
"THEN I WANT A FULL REFUND RIGHT NOW!!!"
"Okay, Karen!"
The chihuahua's eyes twitched at this.
"...what did you just called me...?"
"You heard what I said, Karen."
That was it. The chihuahua lunged at the cashier and stabbed her to death. The group gasped at this as the Shar Pei and watchdog rushed to stop him.
"DUDE, STOP!!! THIS IS EXCESSIVE OVER A FUCKING BURGER!!!" the Shar Pei screamed as they successfully pulled the chihuahua away from the cashier's dead body.
"I DON'T CARE!!! SHE'S NOT ABOUT TO DISRESPECT ME BY CALLING ME KAREN!!!"
The chihuahua then got on top of the counter and proceeded to scream "I'M PICKLE RICK!" before acting in a crazed manner similar to the guy flipping out over the Szechuan sauce. The Shar Pei and watchdog meanwhile ended up going crazy as they flipped tables and smashed food out of anger from all of this.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! STOP FUCKING UP THE WENDY'S!!!" Stella screamed, but none of the hellhounds were listening. Stolas took this time to sneak away from the restaurant, at this point done with Stella and her antics. Unbeknownst to her, Stolas would open a secret portal to throw an airborne poison on the snipers, killing them instantly. Once that was taken care of, Stolas got into the limo and sped back to the palace. When he entered, he saw that his daughter Octavia was watching the news in the living room.
Breaking news! Princess Stella alongside three hellhounds Marcos Rubin, Shay Cross, and Dess Nothern were all arrested at the local Wendy's in Imp City for causing a huge disturbance. This included a murder of a cashier over a dispute of a wrong burger. We will continue to update this story as it develops.
"What the actual fuck is wrong with mom?! Why would she and some hellhounds go crazy over Wendy's?!" Octavia exclaimed. Stolas sighed as he realized he had some explaining to do.
Notes:
I should mention that I finally got around to joining the HH/HB community on X, so you can check me out and give me a follow there. I may also create another on Bluesky for those who prefer that. Link is also on my AO3 bio.
https://x.com/helluvasussy
Chapter 314: Taco Bell Madness
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
Chapter Text
Just like that, everyone was gone, and the palace was empty and lonely again. Stolas sighed, and reminded himself that Stella probably wouldn’t come right away after Via’s return. It was his chance to get some things done while he still could, so he did exactly that.
Leaving his phone in space, he portaled to Blitz’s and his employees’ home, after checking that they weren’t there, to cast the protection spells. He even managed to cast them on IMP’s van too. He checked some other things, but for some reason, his mind wouldn’t come up with a good plan to keep Stella away, and it frustrated him.
Again, he was supposed to be smart. But… When was the last time he slept normally for two nights straight? The answer was simple: before Stella came to torment him. He was surprised he was able to function so well in his current state. He knew not eating enough for as much time wasn’t helping either, and even if he did eat a bit this week, he hadn’t been able to keep anything solid down since yesterday, and it was… Concerning.
Still, the simple idea of even a light lunch was enough to bring nausea, and the more he thought about it, considering it, the stronger it got, to the point where he gave up even before stepping into the kitchen. It was so strong, even if he somehow managed to swallow anything – which he doubted – he knew he’d just throw up immediately after.
Finally, he retrieved his phone, took care of his plants, and settled in his office to learn more about Goetia anatomy. The books on imps and hellhounds would wait, for he had wounds himself he needed to focus on first. Said wounds from the blessed blade were still painful, and it was obvious the healing spell wasn’t as effective on them, even when he was making sure he was doing everything to the best of his abilities to maximize its effect.
Well, surely moving around to pretend he wasn’t hurt wasn’t helping either, but he had truly tried to be careful and not make things worse. He didn’t think he had done a poor job at it, even if sadly he couldn’t say the same for concealing everything that was wrong with him.
But really, even when he was healthy, was he really someone others deemed as normal? He didn’t remember it ever being the case.
At least, everything was disappearing when he was reading, his worries, anxious thoughts… If he could concentrate, that is, but he was usually good at this. It has been one of his greatest refuges for years, even if it was mostly to counter the loneliness at first. So he read.
Until someone opened the door to his study, and for some reason, Stolas tensed even before looking up, already knowing it wasn’t a servant entering just with the way the door was opened.
“Already up and busy this time, eh? Don’t dawdle then, she’s waiting!”
Stolas gripped the corner of the book he was reading, and forced himself to relax as he closed it to stand up and follow the hellhound, once again the chihuahua like.
He wasn’t ready for this. He wasn’t, but he also knew he didn’t have a choice. Once they left, if he wasn’t in a too bad shape, maybe he’d be able to start thinking of a plan again, it was wiser to do so after their daily visit, and he was really hoping she would never start coming twice in the day.
His leg still hurt, but he was able to walk without giving anything away. The chihuahua was small compared to him, so even if he was walking fast, Stolas could easily follow at a slower pace. At least there was silence and no more taunting for now, but the owl knew it wouldn’t last. The more time passed, the more Stella’s goons became talkative, some more than others. The chihuahua was definitely the worst in that regard.
They took confidence too. This time he was behind, like if he was trusted to follow without making a fuss. Stolas was frustrated to admit he was doing exactly that, because they both knew what would happen if he didn’t. The hound was sometimes turning an ear behind, probably to make sure he was still there, but that was all.
Then he entered the bedroom, and... something was off. The other two hellhounds were there, but not Stella. Not only that, the Shar Pei and watchdog were looking slightly nervous.
"Hey, where did Stella go? And why do you two look like you did something shitty?" the chihuahua asked.
"Well, to make a long story short, Stella had to leave temporarily due to an emergency from her brother's palace, and somehow, Marcos had the genius idea to sneak her credit card off of her to try and order Taco Bell. I tried telling his fat ass that it was a terrible idea, but he insisted on doing it!"
"Dess, I'm hungry, and I'm not about to get starving while we do our thing with Stolas the Wimp!" Marcos defended. "Shay, I got you some tacos and a Baja Blast if you're cool with that."
"Oh I certainly am!" the chihuahua nodded. "Besides, it's good to get some energy before Stella arrives and continues to conduct the next session. I hope we get to rape your ass again!"
"You rape me again, and you will regret it..." Stolas glared.
"Oh, cut that out! You didn't do shit last time! If anything, your fruity ass tried to pretend you liked it! Did you forget we're hellhounds and we can smell through that bullshit?"
Before they can continue arguing, the door opened, and in came a Doordash delivery imp with an order of Taco Bell.
"Order for Marocs Rubin?" the delivery guy asked.
"That's me!" Marcos said as he grabbed the bag and he and the other two hellhounds examined the bag and got their food. Stolas didn't bother asking he can have some, knowing their answer. However, Shay was clearly missing something.
"Hey! Where's my Baja Blast?" he asked.
"Oh, I'm so sorry, sir! I forgot to pick it up at the restaurant!" the delivery driver apologetically said. "I can go get it real quick-"
"NO!!! IT'S GOING TO BE TOO LATE BECAUSE BY THE TIME YOU SHOW UP, STELLA WILL ARRIVE AND WE'D HAVE TO CONTINUE WITHOUT MY BAJA BLAST!!! I NEED MY FUCKING DRINK RIGHT NOW, NOT LATER!!!"
"Calm down! I have plenty of soda in the fridge!" Stolas offered. However, Shay was too pissed to even consider that. Then, out of nowhere, he pulled out his knife and stabbed the delivery guy in the forehead, killing him instantly.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT THE FUCK DID THAT ACCOMPLISH?!?!" Dess screamed in shock.
"I DON'T CARE!!! IT'S HIS DUMBASS FAULT FOR FORGETTING MY SHIT!!!"
And then, as if things couldn't get any crazier, Stella suddenly burst into the room looking royally pissed.
"I KNOW DAMN WELL I DID NOT GET A STATEMENT FROM MY BANK SAYING MY CARD WAS USED ON TACO BELL!!!" Stella screeched so loudly, it scared everyone. "NOT ONLY THAT, BUT I CAN ALREADY SEE THE DELIVERY GUY KILLED!!! I CAN'T BE GONE FOR A FEW MINUTES WITHOUT YOU ALL DOING STUPID SHIT?!?! STOLASS, WHY COULDN'T YOU STOPPED THEM?!?!"
"What the fuck was I supposed to do? And besides, you think I should do you any favors after all the crap you put me through?!" Stolas confronted.
"You know what? I don't care anymore, alright? Besides, I'm already unhappy with you as it is for reasons I'll get into later. Now put your phone away, get those cuffs on, and let's get started already."
"But we still haven't ate!" Marcos complained.
"I DON'T CARE!!! LET'S GO!!!"
"You know what, princass?! How about YOU eat this food instead?!" Shay angrily pointed.
"Oh no! I am not eating any of this shitty Mexican food!"
She had barely finished that sentence when all of a sudden, the watchdog tackled her to the ground and quickly restrained her with the blessed cuffs.
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THING YOU'RE DOING?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PLACE THE CUFFS ON HIM, NOT ME!!!"
"Change of plans! For being a bitch, we're force feeding you Taco Bell!"
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE..." Stella warned, but it was no use. Stolas stood in shock as he watched the watchdog force Stella's beak open as Shay and Marcos proceeded to force feed her the food. Stella was forced to swallow the food as she cried, hating the taste of plebian food.
"STOP!!! IT TASTES LIKE SHIT!!!" Stella gagged as another taco was forced into her mouth.
"I agree! Force feed that to me instead!" Stolas offered.
"You stay out of this, birdie! It's about time we did something to that bitch, anyway! Gotta share the pain!" Shay joked before forcing Stella to swallow the taco. Stolas, on the other hand, was at his wits ends. After experiencing so many of these god awful torture sessions, on top of that infamous night of rape, he snapped. While they were distracted with forcing Stella to eat Taco Bell, he opened a portal to where the snipers were hiding out and went into feral mode and killed them all. The entirety of I.M.P. came out because they heard the commotion and gasped at what they were seeing.
"STOLAS, WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Blitzo screamed.
"Sir, it looks like some gang was trying to snipe us. It's a good thing Prince Stolas intervened in time!" Moxxie observed, pointing at the sniper rifles. Once the final sniper was gone, Stolas went back through the portal, ignoring the assassin group's questions. Unfortunately, Stella and the hellhounds witnessed what happened in the portal and were shocked.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, STOLASS?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL THE SNIPERS?!?!" Stella confronted, trying her hardest to keep her dignity considering the state she was in.
"AND WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PUTTING ME THROUGH ALL OF THIS SHIT?!?!" Stolas talked back. "YOU BEST BE LUCKY I'M NOT KILLING YOU JERKS EITHER!!! NOW YOU RELEASE HER FROM THE BLESSED CUFFS AND GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE OR ELSE I WILL GET LORD ASMODEUS TO SEXUALLY TORTURE YOU ALL A HUNDRED TIMES WORSE THAN YOU DID TO ME THAT NIGHT!!! NOW FUCK OFF!!!"
The group screamed in terror before releasing Stella and running out of the palace in the fastest they ever ran. Needless to say, they were never going to bother him again, especially since Stolas had already drafted a restraining order from all of them. Once Stolas confirmed they were out of the property, he sighed out of tiredness.
"These past few weeks have been a pain in the ass..." Stolas sighed before leaving the room in search for some cleaners to dispose the delivery boy's body and remaining food.
Chapter 315: Imam Peter Griffin
Notes:
Context: https://www.instagram.com/imammpeter/?hl=en
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
"ASTAGHFIRULLAH! Stella! What do you think you're doing?!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked to find it was none other than Peter Griffin from Family Guy. Not only that, but this Peter was different, as he was seen wearing Muslim clothing. It turned out it was his Imam counterpart that spreads the word of Islam.
"Wait a minute, aren't you that Islamic version of Peter I saw on Instagram? How did you get in here?" the Shar Pei asked.
"How I got in here doesn't matter. Stella, do you realize that having your former husband violated at the hands of hellhounds is beyond messed up, especially in the world of Islam?"
"Guess what? I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!" Stella shrieked in his face. "YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT AND LET US DO WHAT WE NEED TO DO!!!"
"I don't think so!" Peter said defiantly. "The prophet Muhammad, peace be upon him, had this to say about rape!"
Anyone who chooses to rape another is not only going against the victim, but is going against Allah
"What this quote means is that when we sexually assault someone, we are directly going against Allah and his teachings. Allah teaches us that we all need to be kind to one another, for we are all brothers and sisters. If you have a problem with Stolas, why not talk with him and communicate? Understand your issues and work it out the best way you can."
Stolas couldn't help but be impressed with Peter's interpretation of Islam and how it applied to the situation. Stella, on the other hand, was not amused.
"Oh! So your religion is okay with your oh-so-precious prophet marrying a 9 year old girl, but not me wanting to teach Stolass a lesson for cheating on me with an imp?! How pathetic!"
"Stella, Muhammad, peace be upon him, marrying a nine-year-old is misunderstood! You see, Muhammad, peace be upon him, married Aisha because it strengthened the bond both had, and Aisha would go on-"
Peter was suddenly interrupted when the chihuahua pulled out his phone and blasted the song "The Sunni Whore" by Svolder on his phone.
"Fuck your pedophilic religion! You better take your ass out of here or we'll do it ourselves!" the chihuahua growled.
"Okay, that does it! I have no choice but to take drastic measures!"
Peter then did the unthinkable. He pulled out Zamzam water (holy water in Islam) and splashed them on Stella and the hellhounds. This actually worked, as the group screamed in agony as they were melting to death from the water. All four would end up dying from the holy water. Once they were gone, Peter would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"My goodness, I can't believe you did that! I never knew holy water would work like that!" Stolas exclaimed.
"I had to used Zamzam water on them because they were threatening my life and the chihuahua was playing blasphemous music against my religion. I hope Allah gives them the reckoning they deserve for their haram acts! With that being said, Stolas, I do encourage you to educate yourself in Islam and their teachings, because everything thinks it's a backwards religion filled with terrorists, when in reality, it values honor, family, and love above all else. Take care, prince!"
Peter then left, leaving Stolas alone. He was honestly shocked that Stella would stoop low into these sessions as to try and rape him, but he was also surprised that a Muslim variant of Peter Griffin of all people would be the one to free him from this madness. Though he wished Stella hadn't died, he hoped that this made her realize that she can't always get her way, and that karma will come for everyone no matter what.
"I need to get some rest. These past few weeks have been intense..." Stolas yawned before returning to the sheets, deciding to deal with the aftermath the next morning.
Chapter 316: Shia Rave
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
As they got close to the bedroom, however, something seemed off. The group could hear some music being played, but Stolas knew something was amiss because he didn't recall leaving some music on in his bedroom. When the door opened, the group gasped at what they were seeing inside. It turned out that Stolas's bedroom somehow converted to a large ballroom where a group of men were present. As it turned out, they stepped into one of those Shia raves that Shia Muslims attended to honor their fallen members of the religion, particularly Husayn ibn Ali. On stage was someone who looked like Harry Potter, and he was leading the rave with chants and singing.
"WOW, STOLAS!!! No wonder Stella wants you tortured, because your an Islamic fuck!" the chihuahua scolded.
"Exactly! Stolass, tell these fuckers they need to take their ritual elsewhere!" Stella added, her arms crossed.
"Are you kidding me? I don't believe in Islam for one, and I most certainly had no knowledge that they were doing this in the first place!" Stolas defended. "Besides, it's not like they're harming anyone."
This didn't suit well for Stella and the hellhounds, for they pushed the crowd away to get on the stage. The rave paused when they saw the four get on the stage, interrupting the rave.
"سلام! از صحنه خارج شو! تو نماز ما را قطع می کنی!" the Harry Potter guy demanded.
"We don't care, Harry Potter! How about you go back to the closet and get abused by Vernon Dursley?!" the watchdog growled.
"من نمی توانم این را باور کنم! یکی باید این توهین کنندگان را از صحنه بیرون کند!"
Just then, someone else appeared. It looked to be a kid, who looked like Kevin de Bruyne.
"چه خبر است؟" the kid asked.
"چند ناسزا هستند که نماز ما را قطع می کنند و یکی از آنها فقط مرا تهدید کرد! شما باید به من کمک کنید تا آنها را دور کنم!" the Harry Potter guy said. The kid nodded before grabbing the microphone and proceeded to sing a chant with Harry Potter. This turned out to be effective, for Stella and the hellhounds felt themselves floating.
"HEY!!! GET OFF OF US!!! JUST BECAUSE I'M A BIRD DOESN'T MEAN I CAN FLY!!!" Stella shrieked.
"Stella, just go, please! This was a bad idea anyway!" Stolas demanded.
"FUCK NO!!! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! FUCK IT!!! I'M KILLING YOUR IMP, HOW ABOUT THAT?!?!"
Then, the kid got more intense with his chants, and as the crowd got moving, Stella and the hellhounds felt themselves get attacked by some energy, causing their bodies to flair around and the group screamed.
"OW!!! STOP!!! THAT SHIT HURT!!!" the Shar Pei whined.
"YEAH!!! THIS SHIT IS WHY SVOLDER AND MOHAREBEH EXIST!!!" the chihuahua added. Then, the hellhounds ended up exploding, blood and guts flying all around and covering the crowd.
"STELLA, JUST STOP!!! FUCKING STOP!!! YOU'RE GOING TO BE NEXT IF YOU DON'T CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!" Stolas demanded.
"NEVER!!!"
Out of nowhere, a sword came down and decapitated her, killing her instantly. Her head fell on Stolas's hands, and he screamed in shock and terror.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! YOU KILLED VIA'S MOTHER!!!" Stolas screamed as he began to cry. Despite what he felt about Stella, he thought that decapitating her was too much.
"عالی! کار کرد! او و سگ هایش به خاطر قطع نماز ما سزاوار آن بودند!" the kid said.
"موافقم خداوند به ما برکت داده است که جلوی آن کفر گویان را بگیریم!" the Harry Potter guy added. The group then went back to their rave, acting as though nothing had happened. All Stolas could do at that point was shake his head before walking out of the room, still carrying Stella's head. Once he closed the door, he looked at her and sighed.
"I'm sorry it had to end like this..." Stolas said before leaving, wondering what he was supposed to do now.
SELFLESS INTERRUPTION NO. 316
STATUS: SUCCESS
Note: It's been over 300 tries now... I know it's been a while since I've made a note, but I just don't understand... why do they still insist on trying to harm Stolas even after everything they've experienced? Is this going to go on forever? Will there ever be an end to this madness? All I can hope is that they can finally put a stop to this before the one year anniversary...
Notes:
What could that ending mean? Is there more to this series than just one-off chapters? Tune in in a few weeks to find out.
Chapter 317: Sir Pentious
Notes:
Requested by Niltonkral190
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
"Not as generous as the backshots I'm about to give you if you don't let him go!"
Everyone turned to who said that, and were shocked to find it was none other than Sir Pentious, a snake demon now turned angel after redeeming himself from the Hazbin Hotel.
"What the hell is this?! Why is there an angel in this room?!" the Shar Pei asked.
"I came down here because I wanted to see how Hell was fairing, and what do I see? Princess Stella crashing out and forcing her former husband to engage in this crap just so she can get off to his misery! What is wrong with you all?! Not to mention you stole one of our angelic restraints, and if Sera found out, she would ring you out! You all are to release him, return the cuff to me, and leave at once! Otherwise, I will take drastic measures!"
The group was shocked about Sir Pentious's confrontation. Stolas, on the other hand, recognized him from hell before and was surprised that he had redeemed himself, and was hoping his new angelic powers can stop them before it was too late.
"I don't think so! We're going through this no matter what, because Stolass willingly agreed to it and deserves to be punished for all the shit he did to the family!" Stella tried to defend. "Now I suggest you leave right now or else I will kill his imp because you wanted to be a hero!"
She had barely finished her sentence when one of Sir Pentious's minions snatched her phone and broke it. The watchdog stomped on him to death in retaliation.
"HEY! How dare you kill one of my minions?!" Sir Pentious exclaimed before pulled out an angelic bow and sniping the watchdog, killing him instantly. The other two hellhounds got scared and tried to tackle him, but Sir Pentious also killed them by shoving an angelic explosion down their throats, exploding their bodies and covering the Goetians in their blood and guts.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! YOU SICK FUCK!!!" Stella screamed and cried before running out of the room and out of the palace. Once she was gone, Sir Pentious would release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you for saving me from this madness. But Sir Pentious, how did you became an angel?" Stolas asked.
"Well, Stolas, I was able to redeem myself at the Hazbin Hotel, and when I died, I became an angel! How cool is that? I do occasionally return here to see how the place fairs, and unfortunately, it hasn't really changed all that much, but I'm hoping I and Charlie's influence can get people to wake up and realize they can't always stay here, Sinners included. I hope you and especially your wife consider staying there to redeem yourselves!"
Stolas nodded before he left. Stolas wasn't sure if he should stay, but he figured that a certain somebody should go there. After placing some phone calls, he went to the TV and changed the channel to track his wife. She was still running, still a mess, when she was stopped by some people.
"Princess Stella, you are hereby ordered by Prince Stolas to be confined at the Hazbin Hotel until your behavior improves. You will also lose full custody of Octavia, who will be staying with Stolas in the meantime," a bodyguard said.
"WHAT?!?! SUCH BULLSHIT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!?! I WILL FU-"
Stella was suddenly tased and passed out, and Stolas laughed as Stella was dragged into the car and driven to the hotel.
"Hopefully, you'll learn that love always prevails over hate!" Stolas exclaimed before turning off the TV and went to see his daughter.
Chapter 318: The Sniper's Retaliation
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
Chapter Text
This morning, the sniper's were brought into a secret warehouse for a meeting. The group were usually taken there by Stella to plan out where they were going to hide and what not. However, this was different. Instead of Stella being there, it was one of the hellhound snipers, who was looking concerned.
"Okay, um... I gotta ask you all something: Have you been watching any of the torture sessions that Princess Stella has been recording for the past few weeks?" the hellhound asked.
"No, and we don't care, okay?! She's paying us good money just to stand there, point a gun at an imp, and not do shit unless she gives the signal, and her dumbass never does! Does she realize how hard it is for us to move when he moves? We almost got caught because of her bitch ass!" the imp said in frustration. The others agreed. Despite the job paying well, it was not as easy as it seemed, especially with nearly getting caught.
"I understand that, but last night, I decided to give the last torture a watch, and asked one of the hellhounds working for her for one. And what I saw was one of the most fucked up things I've ever saw..."
He then turned on the TV and played the torture session. Or... rape session. The group gasped in horror as they watched the three hellhounds take turns raping Stolas in his own bed before they all got together for a gang bang, all while Stella watched with glee. The female snipers in particular ended up crying at such a horrid sight. This is what they've been supporting? One burly sniper had enough and threw his chair at the TV, shattering it and ending the footage.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I NEVER KNEW THAT CUNT WAS THIS CRAZY?!?! YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! I'M LEAVING, AND THE SAME GOES TO US!!!" he screamed, and everyone else agreed.
"Wait, no, not yet!" the hellhound tried to persuade. "Look, I get this is fucked up, but if she's not going to let us kill Blitzo, what if we kill her instead?"
"Okay, we're listening."
"Yeah. cause think about it: We can't kill her without the signal, and she makes us waste our time sitting there doing nothing! It's bullshit, I agree, not to mention we're all complicit in her retardation. So since they want to be bitches and assholes hurting Stolas to such an extent, we're going to kill her and her hellhounds, because I'm tired of waiting!"
Just then, the group got a text from the group chat from Stella. It told them to get in position in preparedness for the next torture session she was planning on shortly.
"Well? Shall we get started?"
Lock. Phone. Cuffs.
He was almost surprised she wasn’t asking him to stay still and compliant without the cuffs. Maybe she basked in letting him know he was defenseless, against them, and to save Blitz if he ever made any mistake. But it was still truly helping to ground him, so he couldn’t even completely be against the idea. It was also still better than the ropes Striker had used.
It didn’t even take a minute before Stella was laying comfortably on the couch without a care in the world, looking him down with a grin as he was forced to kneel in front of her after being patted down to make sure he didn’t have any weapon on him.
“It seems like you are starting to miss me dearly, for you to make sure I need to visit you everyday like that. I couldn’t even properly welcome back my own daughter!”
Stolas tensed, guessing what she was referring to, but otherwise still trying to keep a neutral face.
“You’re not saying anything? Come on, an apology is always welcome, you know! Or maybe you were hoping that I didn’t notice? But you are so wrong, my poor thing! I was made aware your impish fuck toy stayed again last night. Are you so weak that you now need him to sleep like a child with his fucking cuddly toy? Hm? I’m waiting!”
Stolas forced the tension away from his shoulders, it wasn’t doing his still healing injury any good, before slowly articulating:
“I am sorry Stella, I will make sure it does not happen again.”
“While I am delighted to hear that, that’s not what I was fucking asking! Why was he there, along with his own trash?”
The temptation to answer ‘why do you care’ was strong in front of such disrespect for the assassin and what was probably Stella’s way to refer to Blitz’s daughter, but even with all the lack of sleep and food in the world, it didn’t take a genius to know it was the wrong answer.
“Via wanted to spend time with Loona, I didn’t…”
“You could have still sent the imp away! Unless you were too weak for that too? Not that I’m surprised, really, but I thought you wanted to keep him alive? So, any good reason as to why he was still there?”
Just then, a loud beep was heard from the room. It was coming from the TV in the room. How the TV was in the room was beyond anyone, but it then came on, and on screen was the hellhound sniper.
"YOU BETTER LISTEN UP!!! Stella, we and all of the other snipers are no longer going to be complicit in you and the hellhounds torturing and even raping him! Yeah, that's right, I got the footage, and I am appalled that we're letting this slide without killing Blitzo and his team! You are lucky none of us have pulled the trigger anyway to spite you all! So, here's what's going to happen: You and the hellhounds are to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs and leave the palace at once. We are all watching. If you refuse of even lay another fucking finger on him, then you all die one by one. The choice is yours."
The TV then shut off, leaving the group stunned. Stella never thought in a million years that the snipers would all turn against her, especially over a torture? What the fuck else did she pay them for?
"Okay, which one of you fucks gave them the footage? Cause it most certainly wasn't me!" the watchdog suddenly blurted out.
"It was me, okay?!" the chihuahua admitted. "But I never thought that would be enough for them to rise up like that! Why are they acting they care NOW after everything?!"
"ENOUGH!" Stella screamed before the argument got anymore heated. "You know what?! I don't give a fuck what they think! I'm firing them all, as a matter of fact! Now forget about the imp staying with him, let's get started already!"
But right before they can begin, a gunshot was heard, and it hit the Shar Pei's head, killing him instantly.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! THEY ARE DEAD FUCKING SERIOUS?!?!" Stella screamed in terror as the other two hellhounds quickly dragged Stolas under the bed for his protection, still cuffed. Once Stolas was under, the watchdog braved looking out the window.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU ALL?!?! WHY WOULD YOU KILL MARCOS?!?! YOU BETTER CUT IT OUT RIGHT NOW OR I WILL-"
The watchdog was interrupted when he was blasted with gunshots, killing him as well. By this point, Stella and the chihuahua were freaking out like crazy.
"I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!! THEY HAVE LOST THEIR MINDS!!!" Stella shrieked.
"MAN, FUCK THIS!!! I'M OUT OF HERE!!!" the chihuahua screamed before heading out to exit the room, but that's when a grenade was thrown in his direction and it went off, his body exploding.
"NO NO NO!!! YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!!! YOU ARE RUINING EVERYTHING!!! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR STOLASS TO BE HURT, AND ALL OF A SUDDEN YOU HAVE A CHANGE OF HEART?!?! I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU FUCKERS, EVEN MY FAILURE OF A DAUGHTER!!! YOU HEAR THAT, STOLASS?!?! OCTAVIA IS NO LONGER MY DAUGHTER!!! IF SHE WANTS TO MINGLE WITH PLEBIANS AND BE AN EMO FUCKHEAD, THEN SHE CAN BE MY FUCKING GUEST!!! AS A MATTER OF FACT, HOW ABOUT YOU ALL KILL ME?!?!"
Stella should've chosen her words more carefully, for the snipers were going to grant her her wish. Stella was sniped through the neck, and she collapsed as she choked on her blood. Stella ended up dying choking on her blood. By this point, Stolas was crying. He couldn't believe all of this happened. He should've never let Stella go this far with the torture sessions. Now she fell at the hands of her own team. Soon, though, the snipers entered the room.
"Stolas, it's us, the snipers! Where are you?" the hellhound sniper asked.
"I'm under the bed!" Stolas called out. The snipers took him out of the bed before releasing him from the blessed cuffs. Then, they hugged him as tears fell down their cheek.
"Stolas, we're so sorry for everything! We never knew she was this bad, and we're so sorry for threatening Blitzo! We should've never taken this job to begin with! Please forgive us!"
Stolas didn't say anything, but he accepted their apology. He was glad they had a change of heart and worked together to stop Stella and the hellhounds from hurting him. He especially wasn't looking forward to another rape. Once they calmed down, Stolas told them all to leave, and made it clear not to go public with any of this without him giving the signal. They agreed and left promptly. Stolas then looked back at the bodies, and sighed.
"What am I going to tell everyone...?" Stolas thought to himself before leaving.
Chapter 319: Coming Up Short
Notes:
Based off a comic of the same name by Canphem.
Warning: Contains some explicit images. Avoid reading this chapter at work.
Chapter Text
His head hurt like hell.
Stolas tried to open his eyes, but the light was enough to make him give up almost instantly. No, he didn’t want to wake up, he wanted to stay in this state. He didn’t remember what he was fleeing, but he knew he was fleeing something. Someone. Whatever. Better stay here, in the nothingness. He had enough of trying and failing, enough of seeing his hopes being crushed relentlessly.
Pathetic.
Stella’s voice rang in his mind, making him flinch. He didn’t want her to be right, but he didn’t fully care.
After what felt like a long moment, his mind cleared enough to muster the energy to try and pry his eyes open again. It took some time, but he succeeded.
Then, he remembered yesterday, and wished he could go back to the blissful unconsciousness.
But he couldn’t. He still had duties, outside of his grimoire, things to do, plants to take care of. They didn’t deserve to suffer because of him.
So, slowly, he got up. His headache was still pounding in his brain, and some injuries from yesterday’s torture still felt sore, but several had disappeared, at last.
But then he tried to get up, and the world started spinning until his body met the floor.
Ouch.
He stayed there for a couple of minutes, then he tried to sit up. That alone was enough to see the world spinning again, but this time his back fell on the side of the bed rather than on the floor.
Ok, he could do this. Step by step. He didn’t need to think about yesterday. Blitz was long gone and he probably deserved it, but Via would come back eventually and he couldn’t let himself spiral down too much. His plants still needed him, and even if he was afraid to see Stella again soon, he definitely didn’t want her to find him in such a state. She would probably be glad tho, but he wouldn’t.
He didn’t know how long it took him to put himself on tracks, but one thing was for certain: it took way longer than usual. He didn’t bother to check his injuries, bath or change his clothes, simply doing what he had to do. He didn’t have anyone to meet anytime soon, so he couldn’t bring himself to care.
No new text on his phone, not even from Via. He decided to wait a bit before he sent anything, in order not to let his current state of mind show in his message. If Blitz had noticed more than what he intended to, he was worried his daughter may have too, especially since she had way more occasions than the imp to notice anything unusual. Since she did show more concern than usual toward him, he feared he had already failed that. Which meant he would need to put extra care and energy into appearing normal when she was here.
By the time he was done taking care of his plants, he wasn’t… Fine, exactly, but he was well enough to shot a picture of one of his plants who beautifully blossomed, managing to grow back a small amount of positive feelings in his chest as he sent the picture to his daughter with a small message.
That was pretty much all the socialization he would be able to do today. He was half tempted to just get more absinthe but he couldn’t simply spend his days doing nothing and getting wasted. Plus, focusing on tasks could distract him from his darker thoughts.
That is, until he met with a familiar group of four on his way to his study to resume his training on healing magic.
“Ah, Stolas, how nice of you to come to us again! Did you miss me already?” Stella couldn’t help but giggle at his sight.
Suddenly he wished he had started drinking, and maybe taken some more pills too, to be able to simply go through what was coming yet again, especially since he still wasn’t fully healed. But then his mind reminded him being drunk would probably endanger Blitz, and as hurt as his heart was, he didn’t want anything to happen to the imp, maybe now even more than before with how guilty he felt.
So he complied, listening to what his ex wife demanded of him but without answering or reacting if he didn’t need to. He was too exhausted to care, even as she commented how awful he looked.
However, as they got closer to the room, something was off. For one, there were noises heard inside the room that none of them could recognize, and the door was locked? No one did say anything, but Stolas ended up having to pick the lock with his own magic anyway because he knew the consequences that would occur otherwise. When the door was opened and the group went in, they all gasped at what they were seeing.
On the bed was two people named Zoey and Sven, and the latter was seen having sex with Zoey, who was enjoying taking his large cock. On the sidelines was Palipa, the boyfriend of Zoey. What was happening was that they agreed to do a cuckold session with Sven, and though things were already getting intense, Zoey wanted more.
"I... I want to feel it come out inside me. Please..." Zoey said, shocking Palipa.
"Oh? So you want it raw?" Sven said with surprise. "Well I certainly can't say no to that... Come here and take the condom off."
Zoey went and helped Sven pulled the condom off his cock, all while Palipa (and the group) watched in horror at what was transpiring.
"Alright you two, this is your last chance to back out of this. You won't ever be the same." Sven gave his last warning, considering there was no going back from here on out. "Nothing? Well, I warned ya."
"AREN'T YOU FORGETTING TO ASK US AS WELL, YOU SICK FUCKS?!?!"
The three turned to what certain swan shriekd that and gasped when they saw the intruders.
"What the- I thought the door was locked?!" Sven exclaimed while Palipa was on the verge of a heart attack of embarrassment.
"Oh it was until Stolas had to picklock it!" the chihuahua butted in. "Who the fuck are you degenerates, and why do you gotta do this shit now?! Especially when we had plans in this bitch!"
"Well, me and my partner Palipa wanted to experiment in cuckolding with our trainer Sven, especially since his, um... 'small member' wasn't satisfactory in bed..." Zoey softly explained while trying not to embarrass Palipa more than he already was. "I ask that you all please give us privacy and do your business elsewhere."
"FUCK NO!!!" Stella screamed before glaring at Stolas. "So is this what the fuck's been going on while we're gone?! You've been inviting this asshats to fuck at your palace on top of your burn victim imp?!"
"Stella, this is literally the first time I've seen these people! How the fuck did you sneak in?!"
"Please... go..." Palipa meekly said as he breathed heavily, entering a panic attack.
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO?!?!" the watchdog growled before charging and tackling Sven. Both the watchdog and deer wrestled as the other two hellhounds grabbed Zoey and tried dragging her out of the room, but she was making it difficult by resisting.
"HEY! LET ME GO!" Zoey yelled as she tried to punch the hellhounds.
"NO!!! YOU AND YOUR DERANGED BOYFRIENDS ARE LEAVING WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!" the Shar Pei screamed. Then, an agonized shriek was heard. It turned out that Sven had somehow overpowered the watchdog and had stabbed him in the throat.
"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?! STOLASS, STOP HIM!!!" Stella demanded. But Stolas was too overwhelmed, and instead grabbed Palipa and dragged him out of the room. "WELL FUCK YOU TOO, IDIOT!!!"
Stella then went to fight Sven to avenge the watchdog who now died, and meanwhile the remaining hellhounds decided to restrain Zoey with the blessed cuffs and went to assault her. When the chihuahua punched her in the gut and she yelped in pain, Sven saw red.
"NO ONE HURTS ZOEY ON MY WATCH!!!"
Sven then went to do an impossible move by decapitating Stella with his bare hands, killing her instantly. He then sliced off her arms and used her sharp talons as weapons to impaled the remaining hellhounds before slamming their bodies on the ground, breaking their backs, necks, and skulls fatally. Once all of them were dead, Sven rushed to release Zoey from the cuffs.
"Zoey! Are you okay?!" Sven asked.
"No! That long-haired mutt punched me on the stomach and it hurt like shit! Who knows what they would've done if it weren't for you!" Zoey cried.
"We need to find Palipa. Stolas took him out of the room."
Sven and Zoey decided to put on some spare robes Stolas had for decency before searching the palace for the two. They eventually found Stolas and Palipa in Stolas's office. Stolas seemed to have calmed him down and were now talking.
"...and that's why I decided to venture into the cuckold world with Zoey. It's embarrassing, but there's something about letting another man fuck my girl that excites and arouses me," Palipa explained.
"I can certainly see where you're coming from. I guess Stella was also cucked to an extent too," Stolas agreed.
"Sweetie, are you okay?!" Zoey went to hug Palipa.
"I'm okay, Zoey. I had an anxiety attack from all the arguing. It reminded me of my parents fighting..." Palipa shook.
"I know, baby, and I made a promise not to let you feel hurt like that anymore," Zoey promised before turning to Sven. "What do we do?"
"I don't know... I think we should call it off. I mean, I had to kill that stupid swan whore and her mutts, it was crazy!"
"YOU KILLED STELLA?!?!" Stolas screamed out, shocked that she was killed. "Look, I don't care about the hellhounds, but she was the mother of my daughter whether people liked it or not! What is she going to think when she finds out what you did?!"
"She abused and tortured you!" Palipa reminded Stolas of his confession of earlier. "She was nobody's mother as far as I'm concerned!"
"I agree. Now come on let's go."
With that, the three left the palace, unsure where to go from here. Stolas was also at loss of where to go from here. He reluctantly went back to the room to find the corpses of Stella and the hellhounds. Despite everything she did, he could never find it in him to truly hate her the same way she hated him because she was the one who gave him the light to his darkness: Octavia. Out of pity, he knelt down and gave her a kiss on the forehead.
"I hope you find peace in the afterlife..." Stolas said before leaving the room.
Chapter 320: Quetzalcoatl
Notes:
Requested by Vlyu
Context: https://fategrandorder.fandom.com/wiki/Quetzalcoatl
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands-”
Stella was suddenly interrupted when the door exploded, causing the group to duck in fear. When they looked up, they saw what looked to be a woman wearing some tiki-esque clothing. That person was none other than Quetzalcoatl off the anime Fate/Grand Order.
"Am I in the middle of something?" she asked.
"YES!!! WE WERE ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING BEFORE YOU BLEW UP THE FUCKING DOOR!!!" Stella screamed as the group stood up.
"Exactly! Who are you, and what are you doing here?" the Shar Pei asked.
"Well I am Quetzalcoatl, goddess of life and the harvest, as well as the goddess of culture, rain, and wind. I was brought here because I got a distress signal from one of my associates Stolas, and I needed to investigate and see if he's okay."
"I'm okay, thank you," Stolas attempted to play it cool, but was failing miserably. Quetzalcoatl then noticed the angelic cuffs and snatched it.
"What is this? An angelic restraint? How did you demons get such a thing?" Quetzalcoatl asked.
"None of your business, now GO!" the watchdog yelled before he attempted to escort Quetzalcoatl out of the room. That was a big mistake, for she used her club to whack the watchdog and give him a concussion.
"HEY!!! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!?!" the chihuahua screamed.
"Your friend assaulted me, and I will not tolerate that!" Quetzalcoatl exclaimed as she smiled, showing her sharp teeth. "If you don't tell me what happened right now, then I will do more than hand out concussions."
"HOW ABOUT YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, YOU BLONDE CUNT?!?!" Stella shrieked. "AS A MATTER OF FACT, FOR KNOCKING OUT ONE OF MY HELLHOUNDS, I AM GOING TO KILL HIS IMP IN SPITE!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Quetzalcoatl lunged at the swan and bit on her throat before sucking her blood out. Stella screamed as she tried to get Quetzalcoatl off of her, but failed. She ended up collapsing before dying from the blood loss.
"OH MY GOODNESS!!! YOU TWO NEED TO LEAVE NOW!!! QUETZALCOATL IS NOT MESSING AROUND!!!" Stolas begged as he began to cry.
"JUST FOR THAT, WE'RE TORTURING HER ASS INSTEAD OF YOU!!!" the chihuahua barked before he and the Shar Pei charged at Quetzalcoatl. In a final move, she would unleash an Aztec death whistle that blew the hellhounds away. She then pulled out a sharp spear to impale them both, killing them. By this point, the watchdog woke up and gasped at what he saw.
"OH FUCK NO!!! I DID NOT GET PAID ENOUGH TO DEAL WITH THIS BULLSHIT!!!" the watchdog shrieked in terror before running out of the palace. Needless to say, he was never going to mess with Goetian demons or goddesses again. Once the intruders were taken care of, Quetzalcoatl turned to the owl prince, who was crying.
"Why did she had to be so abusive? Why couldn't she just leave me alone?"
Quetzalcoatl, feeling sympathy for Stolas, went to hug him as he cried on her shoulders.
"I'm so sorry you felt this way," Quetzalcoatl said. "I don't know the whole situation, but it looked like Stella was trying to hurt you. But don't worry, Stolas, for you are safe now and I will not allow anyone to hurt you anymore."
"Thank you..." was all Stolas said as he continued to cry. Once he calmed himself, Quetzalcoatl broke from the hug and disappeared soon after. Before Stolas can try and process what just happened, a certain emo owl teen barged into the room and screamed.
"OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?!?!" Octavia screamed and cried. As Stolas went to hug his daughter, he sighed upon realizing he had a lot of explaining to do.
Chapter 321: Sam Hyde
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
"What do you mean you can't claim your 401K until you're 59?! What kind of bullshit is that?!"
Sam Hyde was currently doing a live stream on his podcast. For those unaware, Sam Hyde is a comedian mainly known for being part of the infamous Million Dollar Extreme group, as well as some controversy for his political views. Currently, he was having a conversation with one of the viewers over a 401K, and apparently, Sam did not knew about not being able to claim it until you're 59.
"Like, I'm going to be damn near disabled and shit, so what the fuck am I supposed to do with the money by then? What, are you telling me there's an 802K where you can claim it when you're in your 20s?"
"Sam, I don't know, but I think by the time I'm 59, I'm either going to be already rich as it is, or probably in prison. What do you predict?" the viewer asked.
"Well I predict you'll be fucking dead before you turn 40!" Sam exclaimed before hanging up on the viewer.
"Wow, Sam, you could've been a bit nicer," Jonathan, a first time guest in the podcast, said nervously.
"Saar, you could'va been nicer!" Sam mocked in an Indian accent before going back to his normal voice. "Were you born yesterday or something? Let's check on some donations."
Sam ran the first donation, which was from a guy named Pringles.
Sam, I know this is weird to say, but please play this footage on your stream. Everyone needs to see what Princess Stella has been doing to Prince Stolas.
"Stella? Stolas? Don't tell me it's from that stupid queer demon show Hazbin Hotel!" Sam exclaimed. He has heard about Vivziepop's shows before, but was not a fan to say the least.
"I'm pretty sure they're from Helluva Boss," Jonathan corrected.
"Whatever, I'll play it anyway," Sam shrugged before playing the video. However, what they saw would shock them. The video was a security camera taken from Stolas's bedroom, which depicted Stolas being restrained in a blessed cuff before being tortured at the hand of one burly watchdog hellhound, all while Stella watched in bed. They witnessed Stolas get beaten, before being sliced in the back with a knife and even have two of his fingers broken.
"HOLY SHIT!!! VIVZIEPOP'S REALLY GOING TOO FAR NOW!!!" Jonathan exclaimed. Sam, however, looked more disgusted.
"Okay, that's enough of this shit!" Sam said before turning off the video. "I don't know what the fuck that was about, but that was crazy! Who knew a powerful Goetian demon can be such a bitch?! He should've trained for boxing with me!"
"Sam, I don't think it's that simple," Jonathan began, but Sam interrupted him.
"You know what?! I think I should go in there and confront them!"
Before Jonathan can say anything else, Sam did the unthinkable. He pulled up his phone and opened up a portal to Hell. Apparently, Sam happened to have an app that can portal him to places, and he went inside the portal before it closed.
"Okay, that was weird, even for Sam..." Jonathan said in confusion, curious to know what Sam was going to do.
His body harshly hit the floor before he could understand what had happened, and he was kicked to roll in the direction Stella has taken a sit.
“This view good enough for you ma’am?” Striker asked, seemingly too happy to have another occasion to torture the owl to ponder much about who was paying him.
“Perfect”, Stella purred. “Now, you have what I asked for I hope?”
“Of course. Wan’ me to start with that?”
“Oh yes!” She answered with a wide sick smile, but Stolas’ attention was instantly drawn somewhere else as Striker pulled out a blessed knife, which also seemed coated with something, but with a slightly different texture, though it also appeared to be some transparent gel or sticky liquid.
“You remember that, right?” Striker asked, playing with the knife as he knelt. “Don’t move.”
"Actually, that's a great idea! Don't move, Striker! I mean, didn't your mother ever told you not to stab someone while they're tied up? Also, Stella, why the fuck did you purr? Do you identify as a cat?"
Wait, SAM HYDE?!?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN NARRATION CONTROL?!?!
"Oh, hey, glad you noticed me! You see, Vivziepop's crashing out and shit and abusing some owl twink for lulz now, and I think that's retarded! I mean, why aren't you doing anything to stop these idiots?"
Are you kidding me? First of all, this is a fanfic, not a canon event to the Helluva Boss show, right? Also, if you're concerned about Stolas getting hurt, don't worry! He and Blitzo will get a happy ending! Just not right now!
"Oh for fuck's sake, ENOUGH WITH THE STALLING ALREADY!!!" Stella shrieked.
"Uh, I don't think so! Let me take that!"
"HEY! Give me back my knife!" Striker exclaimed as he tried to get it back from Sam. I, the original narrator, also agree. I mean, this has to happen!
"Narrator, be honest with me: Do you have a sadist fetish like this bitch?"
"I AM NOT A BITCH!!!" Stella exclaimed. I also got pissed because I am not a sadist!
"The hell you aren't! In fact, how about I make this even better?"
Wait, what are you doing? OH SHIT! HE'S TURNING STRIKER INTO A GIRL!!!
"NO NO NO!!! I DON'T WANT TO BE A WOMAN!!!" Strika (female name of Striker) whined.
"What? We need more trans representation, right? In fact, let's change up Stella as well.
"DON'T YOU DARE..." Stella warned, but then got shocked and turned into a turkey.
"Hey, Sam, can you get these ropes off of me while you're at it? I can't feel my limbs!" Stolas complained. Sam nodded and, much to my chagrin, released Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Okay, Stolas, now go do gay sex or something."
"Okay!" Stolas cheered before leaving, glad to finally be free from this torture madness. Me and Strika, on the other hand, aren't.
"I AGREE!!! AT LEAST MAKE ME A BOY AGAIN, YOU WALDO-WANNABE!!!" Strika screamed.
"Just for that, I'm turning you into a queer black disabled trans Muslim queen!"
Oh come on, Sam! And you wonder why people call you an alt-right comedian! Also, didn't you donate to some Nazi writer?
"Oh fuck! I'm woke!" Strika spoke in a text-to-speech voice because her disability made her mute. Now pissed and depressed, Strika moved her wheelchair to the balcony and crashed through the railings, falling to her death.
"And just like that... Stella's sadist campaign is no more..."
YOU ARE UNBELIEVEABLE!!! I'M LEAVING!!! THIS FANFIC WAS A DISASTER!!!
"For once, I agree with him on something! This fanfic was stupid and made no sense! Well, I guess I better get going now. If I stay here any longer, I might get roped into that damn hotel!
Sam grudgingly woke up, the first thing he saw was some bright light. He covered his eyes as he stood up the best he can. His body had been lying in some chair, and he felt his forehead connected by some wires. He noticed that they were connected to some machine, but he couldn't even tell what it was. He then heard a loud beep.
"SELFLESS INTERRUPTION SESSION COMPLETE!!!" the machine yelled out. Sam, formerly confused, now remembered what had happened. He remembered streaming before he saw some video of Stolas getting tortured, leading him to go to hell and ruin the next torture in a ridiculous way.
"How the fuck would I have been able to open a portal to hell with an app...?"
Just then, Sam heard the door open, and in came [???].
"Hello, Sam. How are you feeling?" [???] asked.
"Confused. Did I actually ruined Stella's plan to hurt Stolas?" Sam asked, wanting answers.
"Well, sort of..." [???] said as they scratched the back of their head. "You see, right when you were streaming, you fell asleep. Your body then forcibly moved to the Selfless Interruption dimension I created where you intervened in one of the torture sessions. I've been trying to see if I can get them to stop somehow through a variety of people, objects, and everything else in between, and I think I made a breakthrough!"
[???] then went to check on a monitor, but their face of excitement turned disappointment.
"What now?"
"Unfortunately, they spawned yet again back to their original particles, meaning the canon will now continue. There were a lot of people when we first started, but now? I'm the only one left, and [???] is going to shut it down by the 16th if it doesn't work."
"The 16th? Is that when you have to shut it down?"
"Well, it will now mark the one year anniversary of Selfless. And if that hits and this still hasn't changed..."
"Hey... what's going to happen?"
"..."
Notes:
The plot thickens! Who is that mysterious figure Sam met at the end? And what is the significance of February 16?
Chapter 322: The Female Variants of the Hellhounds
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they got into the bedroom, however, there were three people already in it. These people were three female hellhounds, a Shar Pei, a chihuahua, and a watchdog. However, they had similar traits to the male counterparts. This included the Shar Pei keeping the hood aesthetic, the chihuahua having a metalhead appearance, and the watchdog also being muscular.
"What is this? Stella, did you hire more of us in here?" the male Shar Pei asked.
"No I didn't, but honestly, I don't mind more assistance," Stella smirked, "Now can you please-"
"HOLD UP!" the female watchdog barked. "We came here because we found out there was a male counterpart universe and we wanted to go see it. And as it turns out, they all want to hurt Stolas? Why?"
"Because she's paying us a lot to do it, okay?!" the male chihuahua admitted. "Now if you're not going to help us, then fuck off elsewhere!"
"How about I fuck you?!" the female chihuahua growled before she suddenly grabbed her male counterpart and dragged him to bed. He tried to get away, but she had a surprisingly strong grip. He gasped as she began to quickly strip him and her off their clothes.
"GET OFF!!! I DID NOT SIGN UP TO GET LAID!!!" the male chihuahua screamed, but it was no use. Both were naked at this point, and he was already getting an erection, making him blush. It didn't helped that she was surprisingly curvy.
"OH NO!!! WE'RE NOT DOING THIS DEGENERATE SHIT!!!" Stella shrieked before trying to intervene, but she was punched in the stomach by the female watchdog so hard she flew out of the room and out of the palace.
"GOD DAMN!!! I DIDN'T KNEW SHE WAS A SHE-HULK!!!" the male watchdog screamed out of shock, alongside jealousy. By this point, the female chihuahua had gotten on top of her male counterpart and penetrated his cock in her pussy, making both moan.
"Oh fuck... are you a succubus in secret? When did you get so good at sex?!" the chihuahua exclaimed as he grabbed her hips.
"I spend years in the lust ring before turning to Tarah. It's good to know my skills are still strong," the female chihuahua winked as she continued moving up and down. Stolas, on the other hand, felt disgusted at the straight sex.
"Ugh, can we get some gay representation here? How about you both fuck?" Stolas suggested as he pointed at the male Shar Pei and watchdog.
"I rather kill myself! Let's fuck our female selves instead!" the Shar Pei suggested, and the watchdog quickly agreed. Before Stolas knew it, the male and female hellhounds joined to have an orgy. Some of them passed each other around, so the male watchdog fucked the female chihuahua, the male chihuahua fucked the female Shar Pei, and the male Shar Pei fucked the female watchdog.
"I can't take this anymore! You all wanna fuck like rabbits, be my guest! But take it elsewhere!"
With that, Stolas opened a portal to the Lust ring and sent the hellhounds there, though none of them minded. Once the portal closed, he took a big sigh. He had no idea how the female counterparts snuck in the palace to begin with, considering he was not notified of their intrusion. Despite that and the sex, he was glad they intervened to stop Stella from going through her plan with torturing him. Speaking of whom, Stella entered the bedroom again, but looked dirty and injured, plus her hair feathers being a mess.
"Where the fuck did they go?" Stella asked.
"It doesn't matter where they went! As a matter of fact, we're fucking done! You are to leave and never come back! And if you and your goons ever try to lay a finger on me, Blitzo, or even my daughter, then you all will not live to see another day..."
Stolas's eyes flashed red, and it was enough for Stella to leave. Needless to say, her reign in terror on the owl prince was over.
"Now let me resume my preparations," Stolas said before leaving the room, acting like nothing happened.
Chapter 323: Belphegor
Notes:
Requested by Niltonkral190
Chapter Text
“What are you still doing here, you lazy imp sucker?! Come on, get up!”
The owl jumped with a hoot of surprise, that got strangled at the end as pain flared back to life in all his wounds.
He rolled on his back to see Stella had burst in his bedroom with the three hellhounds, and his eyes widened.
He had dozed off without realizing it. Now, suddenly they were here, and…
Shit, he was naked.
The painkillers had wore off.
He hadn’t practiced the healing spells on his wounds, nor checked them up.
Shit shit shit.
He barely had time to sit up by leaning on the headboard, slowed down by his injuries and the fact they caught him so off guard, he was still trying to compose himself. Before he could, the watchdog had walked around the bed and had already grabbed his wrists to cuff them behind his back as usual as he groaned in pain from the rough treatment.
Seconds later, not even the bed sheets were covering any part of his body as the hellhound dragged him out of bed by his injured arm to make him stand up, and Stolas was suddenly awfully aware of his nudity. Not that his usual clothes were protecting him much better than bare skin and feathers, but mentally, it only added to his vulnerable state as he was still failing to put up a blank expression as Stella advanced on him, smirking.
“Still having sex with your plaything, I see? Guess you want to be payed back for protecting his ass!”
“What?! No, we didn’t…”
“Oh, you’re talking back now? Are you sure you want to do that?” She smiled threateningly, tapping her finger against her phone.
She didn’t even need to unlock it to show her screen. Stolas got the message and shut his beak despite the growing dread in his guts.
“Better. It would be a shame if anything was to happen to him after all your efforts, right? Especially since the only outcome for him would be death! So, answer truthfully: did he sleep here, yes or no?”
“He slept here, yes…”
She sent him a warning glare, and he stopped here despite the urge to be more precise, knowing exactly where she was going.
“Did you tell him anything?”
“No, nothing!”
“Are you sure?”
“I swear on Octavia, I didn’t!”
Stella didn’t care all that much about their daughter, but she knew he did. She raised a brow and tilted her head.
“Oh, really? But he did find out about your injuries, then? Hard not to, obviously.”
His broken leg was better but not fully healed, and the stab wound close to it was sending such waves of pain, he couldn’t put weight on it anyway. His other wounds weren’t much better, especially since, of course, the hellhound had grabbed onto the injury on his arm to pull him up. Even if he wasn’t naked, he knew his state wasn’t really very well hidden at the moment, it was already a miracle he didn’t need to go to the hospital. Also, it made the idea of fornicating with Blitz even more stupid, and Stella had to know this, but she probably didn’t mind.
“Yes, he did, but I made sure he didn’t know where they come from.”
“Good, that’s good. But then, how should I trust you didn’t do your silly lesson as initially planned?”
Stolas blinked.
“I’m… Not really in the state for such things.”
“That you are”, she agreed grudgingly. “Still, you don’t want to stay too close to that imp, understood? It seems like he came on his own, again, but I trust you to avoid this in the future, or it may give bad impressions, you see? But ah, well, I’ll be generous again and take it all on you, despite it being partly your fault. I won’t be so merciful next time, since you have been warned. Got it?”
“Yes, thanks”, he answered reluctantly.
“You should really work on your attitude”, she added while shaking her head. “Is that a way to show gratitude? At least I know what to expect from you, so I’ll take my thanks in other ways.”
She turned to the three hellhounds with a sick grin on her face and a suggestive tone.
“Now, go ahead and have fun. He’s already naked, take full advantage of it!”
Stolas froze, face contorted in horror as the words sank in, hoping she didn’t mean what he feared she meant.
“What?” He asked, voice barely above a whisper.
“You heard me.”
Just then, the door was suddenly opened, and in came none other than Belphegor, the deadly sin of the Sloth ring. As usual, she was sleepy, but somehow conscious to know what was going on.
"Hey..." Belphegor yawned, "What's going on over here? What is Prince Stolas doing restrained and naked?"
"It's none of your business, sleepyhead, now GO!" the Shar Pei exclaimed.
"Will you keep it down?! She's a deadly sin, for fuck's sake!" Stella warned before turning to the sheep. "Hey, Lord Belphegor, I'm not sure what you're doing here, but can you please give us some privacy? We're right in the middle of something if you couldn't tell."
"No thanks..." Belphegor dazed, "I want to give you all some pills before you fuck the Goetians..."
"GOETIAN! IT'S SINGULAR!" the chihuahua rudely corrected.
"Whatever... these pills will make your dicks grow, I promise..."
Belphegor then handed the hellhounds some pills. Stolas was now getting even more worried. Was Belphegor seriously going to make the rape worse by growing their dicks to a monstrous size?!
"Wait! Don't take those! What if they're poisoned?!" Stella worryingly said.
"Relax, princess, I don't see why Belphegor will lie to us," the watchdog shrugged.
"Exactly! And I hope they do work because, um... I'm pretty size about my cock in general..." the chihuahua said nervously.
"HA HA!!! SHAY'S GOT A SMALL DICK!!!" the Shar Pei laughed, causing the chihuahua to slap him in the face. He was going to slap him back, but a glare from the watchdog suggested they stop arguing and swallow the pills, which they did. Almost immediately, they all passed out.
"NO NO NO!!! WHAT DID YOU DO?!?!" Stella screamed.
"I actually made them take a coma pill that placed them in a coma," Belphegor yawned. "Now please leave. You don't have your dumb doggies to hurt him."
"FUCK NO!!! JUST FOR THAT, I'M KILLING HIS IMP!!!"
But before Stella can even pull out her phone, Belphegor spat out a tranquilizer and it hit Stella, knocking her out as well. With the group passed out, Belphegor proceeded to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs.
"Thank you for your help, Lord Belphegor," Stolas thanked. "I can't believe Stella would stoop this low."
"Me neither, but I hope she can stop with her antics, because we're all done. By the way, I took care of Striker while I was at it as well."
Belphegor then pulled out the corpse of Striker, who looked to have died from some overdose. Stolas decided to portal them back to their respective homes, but also left a restraining order next to Stella so that she'll no longer be allowed near him, Blitzo, and even Octavia. Belphegor then left as the portals closed.
"What a night..." Stolas sighed before going back to bed, deciding to deal with the rest the next morning.
Chapter 324: The My Little Pony Scandal
Notes:
Requested by RowlandL
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
BITCH YOU BETTER PICK UP!!! IT'S THE FUCKING BANK!!!
As it turns out, that was the ringtone for the Ars Goetia Bank, which was calling her. Stella was confused, but decided to answer it.
"Hello?" Stella asked.
"Hello, Princess Stella, this is the Ars Goetia Bank. We're calling to let you know that all of your money was spent, and you now have $0."
"Wait, WHAT?!?! I HAVE NO MONEY?!?!" Stella shrieked in terror. Stolas ended up laughing.
"Wow, Stella! You and your lackeys came here to announce that you're poor like a commoner?!" Stolas giggled.
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, STOLASS!!! THIS IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY!!!" Stella screamed in his still laughing face before going back to the phone. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MONEY?!?!"
"Well, madam, it looks like it was all spent at a store, and the person bought all the My Little Pony merchandise with it. They also bought an actual horse as a pet while they were at it too."
"WELL CANCEL IT!!!" Stella demanded.
"I'm afraid I can't. You need to get the person who made the order to refund it," the caller said before hanging up. Stella went ballistic and destroyed her phone.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! I'M BROKE LIKE A JOKE!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO PAY THEM NOW?!?!"
"Calm down, Stella!" Stolas then got serious. "We can still get your money back somehow. Let's think who would buy some My Little Pony merch."
"IF IT'S OUR DAUGHTER, SHE IS GETTING DISOWNED BY THE FAMILY AND SENT TO MILITARY SCHOOL!!!" Stella exclaimed. By this point, the hellhounds were freaking out. On top of her screeching, they weren't getting paid.
"Octavia has already outgrown My Little Pony," Stolas said. "Wait! I got it! Blitzo is a brony, and loves horses. Maybe he had something to do with it. I'll ask him."
"I'm coming with you..." Stella sternly said before she and the hellhounds went to the limo to follow Stolas. Surely, his prediction can't be right, right?
"OH FUCK YEAH, LOOK AT ALL OF THIS SHIT!!!"
It turned out that Blitzo's plan to steal Stella's credit card and use all of her money on My Little Pony and a horse worked, and now the entire apartment and I.M.P. office was covered in said stuff.
"Sir, are you sure this was a good idea?" Moxxie asked worryingly.
"Mox, don't be a puss now. Stella deserves this shit because she's a fucking nutjob and abusive psycho. How the fuck did he stay with her for so long?"
Just as Blitzo said that, a certain swan came barging in, very crossed.
"I FUCKING KNEW IT!!!" Stella shrieked. "YOU'RE THE FUCKING ASSHOLE WHO MADE ME BROKE!!! GIVE ME BACK MY MONEY RIGHT NOW OR MY HELLHOUNDS WILL GIVE YOU A WORLD OF HELL ALONGSIDE STOLASS THE SLUT!!!"
"How about no?!" Blitzo said before he, Moxxie, and Millie all shot the hellhounds to death. "We also took care of those snipers point at our crib too. I did this because I knew of your plan last night, and you will not hurt Stolas!"
"Wow, you did all of that for me?! Thank you, Blitzy!" Stolas cheered before hugging and kissing Blitzo, much to his chagrin.
"OH FUCK NO!!! I CAN'T LIVE AS A PLEBIAN!!! I'D RATHER DIE THAN LIVE SUCH A LIFE!!!" Stella screamed and cried before jumping out the window and falling to her death, shocking Stolas.
"YAY!!! THE BITCH IS DEAD!!!" Blitzo cheered as he and the rest of I.M.P. then did a dance and went to throw a party, all as an episode of My Little Pony started to play on the TV. "Say, Stolas, let's celebrate your now dead ex!"
"Sure, just let me get something real quick," Stolas excused. When he left the office, he facepalmed.
"Great... now how am I going to explain all of this shit to Via?"
Chapter 325: Momma Bailey
Notes:
Context: https://www.tiktok.com/@bigburrbailey
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After drinking coffee as breakfast, Stolas tended to his plants before going to his study, where he was planning to spend the rest of the morning. After all, he had managed to find healing spells he could use, but he knew he would need more practice if he wanted to be able to cast them on himself once hurt. Sadly, working on it must have acted as a kind of bad luck, because he had barely begun that one of Stella’s hellhounds came from the door.
“Here you are. She’s asking for you in your bedroom”, the hound, the chihuahua like, told him with a neutral tone.
Stolas tensed upon seeing him, and for a second he couldn’t help but imagine knocking the hellhound out since he was alone, before turning that idea away and closing the book he was working on.
It would only delay the inevitable and put Blitz at risk. It wasn’t worth it.
So he stood up to follow the henchman. As he approached him to get out of his study, the hellhound cast him a smirk.
“You wanted to avoid me, huh? Better warn you: don’t try to hide or harm us when we’re wandering alone to get you, she monitors us and that wouldn’t end very well for your little friend, got it? Same goes if you try to hurt her directly, but you probably already knows that.”
Stolas simply nodded, but winced internally. He was definitely glad he had stopped his impulse quickly, but the fact it showed enough for the hellhound to realize what he was thinking was definitely not a good thing. He tried to put his mindset in one that would fit what was going to happen, that was the best thing he could do since he couldn’t dissociate. Sure, this was useful information he had just been given, but if Stella had heard that, then she was definitely going to make the start a harsh one.
But upon entering the room, both were shocked to find that Stella and the other two hellhounds weren't in the room, but rather a very overweight polar bear. That turned out to be Momma Bailey, a wholesome furry in the community.
"Hey there, gentlefriends! How were your days today?" Bailey greeted.
"DAMN!!! SHE GOT A WHOLE ASS BAKERY BACK THERE!!!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"Shut up!" Stolas firmly said before turning to the polar bear. "Ma'am, I'm so sorry about his idiocy. What is your name, and what are you doing here?"
"I'm so glad you ask, Stolas. My name is Momma Bailey, but some call me grandma. I love to meet with my gentlefriends and help them when they're sad and need comfort. Do any of you need comfort?"
"Oh, I certainly need some comfort, especially right before Stella and the rest of her pathetic goons show up," Stolas said, hoping she can take a hint.
"MY FRIENDS AREN'T PATHETIC, BRO!!!" the chihuahua growled.
"Okay, Stolas, I want you to try something," Bailey began, ignoring their bickering. "I want you to take a moment and praise yourself for something you did today. Okay?"
Stolas nodded and thought for a moment. "Well, I got to tend to my plants today. I always like plants, even as an owlet myself."
"That's great, Stolas! There's also something to be proud of doing yourself for, even if it's something as little as taking care of your plants?"
Meanwhile, the chihuahua couldn't hold his urges anymore. He never told anyone this, but he always had a thing for MILFs, particularly this grandma with her thick, voluptuous body. He had to do something to get a piece of that ass.
"Hey Momma Bailey, can you turn around and check the window real quick? I think there's a crack."
"Sure thing, gentlefriend!" Bailey said before turning back. The chihuahua got a good view on her butt, and knew it was time to strike. Before Stolas can say anything, he rushed up to her and quickly pulled down her grey pants before burying his face in her ass.
"Oh my! I didn't knew one of our gentlefriends was into behinds!" Bailey said in a casual tone as the chihuahua went crazy worshipping her fatass, all while Stolas stood there in shock at what he was witnessing. It was around this time that Stella and the other two hellhounds suddenly appeared in the room and gasped at what they were seeing.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?! WE HAD TO LEAVE FOR A BIT TO GET SOME SUPPLIES FOR THE TORTURE SESSION, ONLY TO FIND ONE OF THE HELLHOUNDS SIMPING FOR A GRANNY BEAR?!?!" Stella shrieked while the Shar Pei and watchdog laughed at such an embarrassing.
"There's no need to feel ashamed! Some of my gentlefriends prefer to get their stress out sexually, and I am more than happy to oblige!" Bailey smiled. The chihuahua then pulled his head out of her ass and pulled down his pants to reveal his throbbing cock.
"Okay, momma, you ready for this dick?!" he smirked.
"I'm ready when you are!"
He then stick his dick inside her ass, and both moaned as the penetration began. Stella ended up fainting while the hellhounds continued laughing.
"Oh my fucking god! I had no idea Shay had a thing for grannies!" the Shar Pei laughed.
"I know, right? I hope she don't get AIDS from his twink ass!" the watchdog added.
"Okay, but what about Stella? She just fainted!" Stolas said concerned. Despite all the crap she had done to him thus far, he felt uneasy with her passing out.
"Forget about her! Matter of fact, forget about this shit in general! Nothing this session or any other future sessions will top this degeneracy! Consider yourself lucky, prince!"
With that, the Shar Pei and watchdog left while carrying Stella's still passed out body. Needless to say, the torture sessions were officially over, and Stolas was more than thankful for that. The previous two sessions already left him in bad shape, and who knows how bad this one was going to be. He turned to find that both Shay and Bailey moved to the bed where Shay was still pounding her ass like there was no tomorrow. Stolas decided to leave the room and give them some privacy.
"Now I need to start drafting up a restraining order against Stella," Stolas said before heading back to his study.
Chapter 326: Friday Night Funkin'
Notes:
Requested by Basil
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“I hope you’re not entering false meetings in your calendar to prevent me from coming at certain times and hurt you in certain ways”, Stella chirped. “I won’t do you the favor not to touch your face every time. That’s what make up is for, right!”
They can’t even reach my head when I stand, Stolas answered in his head, but he kept his lips carefully shut.
For once, there was only one hellhound with her. Probably that the three weren’t available every time, especially since she came everyday this week, and Via was bound to come back soon.
Though, if one hellhound could hit his face without him needing to bend much, it would be the one present today, the watchdog breed. As the two royals entered the bedroom, he closed the door behind, and there was the familiar sound of the lock before he took the cuffs out.
Stolas was waiting not far from the door, hands behind his back after magically putting his phone away as soon as he entered the room, as Stella asked on the session she started by destroying his plants. She enjoyed seeing him go through these rules now, and it helped ground him despite the exhaustion, so he wasn’t complaining. At least he had taken the habit to wear casual clothes in the palace, but he would quickly need to replenish his closet anyway.
Said clothes were covering enough not to let see the bandages he still had on, but the hellhound noticed while cuffing him, and made an acknowledgment sound.
“Still hurt from last time, again”, he commented in a low voice.
That… Was probably the first time Stolas actually heard his tone. Or at least it was his first full sentence.
Stella shrugged as she observed them, sitting on the bed.
“I don’t care. Let’s say it’s for all the times I won’t be able to come next week.”
"Hey jerks! Instead of focusing on hurting some gay owl twink, how about you focus on us instead?!"
The three turned to who yelled that, and gasped at what they were seeing. There stood boyfriend and girlfriend, characters from the video game Friday Night Funkin'. The watchdog was especially pissed at this.
"NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!! NO!!!" the watchdog screamed repeatedly. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?! NOT THESE FUCKERS FROM FRIGAY NIGHT FUCKING!!! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TWO DOING HERE, HUH?!?! I JUST WANTED A ONE-ON-ONE SESSION ON HURTING STOLAS THE COWARD!!!"
"Actually, I want a wager!" girlfriend offered. "You and boyfriend can rap, and whoever wins gets Stolas. How about that?"
"FUCK NO!!!" Stella screamed. "You two better fuck off and let us do what we need to do!"
However, they were too late, and a beat began to play and boyfriend began to rap.
"FUCK THIS!!! I'M GETTING STARTED NO MATTER WHAT!!!" the watchdog growled before getting ready to punch. But when he went to punch Stolas, his fist ended up hitting an invisible wall, nearly breaking his hand. "FUCK!!!"
"No! You will not hurt Stolas while this goes on!" girlfriend scolded. "Now you two better rap right now!"
"Oh we'll rap alright..." Stella smirked before she began shrieking so loudly, the ground shook and the windows shattered.
"STELLA, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Stolas finally spoke. "GOOD GOD, YOUR SHRIEKING IS SO ANNOYING!!! WHY DIDN'T I DIVORCE YOUR ASS SOONER?!?!"
"I CAN SHRIEK IF I WANT TO, STOLASS!!!" Stella shrieked in his face. However, while they were too busy with that, boyfriend was scoring combos with his rapping and dominating the match.
"ACTUALLY, FUCK THIS BEAT!!! LET'S PLAY SOMETHING ELSE!!!" the watchdog then changed the beat to the song "She Lay Gutted" by Disgorge and headbanged along with Stella.
"Okay, no more of these stupid games! Boyfriend, do your thing!"
Boyfriend then pulled out a large speaker and played a sound so loud, it blew Stella and the watchdog out of the room and into the sky, never to be seen again.
"And we have a winner! Now let's free Stolas!"
Boyfriend released Stolas from the blessed cuffs before they both quickly left. Stolas could not believe it. He never would've expected the characters from Friday Night Funkin' to intervene and rescue him. As grateful as he was for their help, he wished Stella didn't shriek like a banshee. Even for her, that was way too much.
"I hope she can leave me alone for once," Stolas sighed before leaving the room.
Chapter 327: Nosferatu
Notes:
Requested by Hjuk-789
I know he asked for only the 2024 version, but I also wanted to partner him up with his 1922 counterpart for fun.
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they entered the bedroom, however, the group was immediately met with two vampires screaming at each other. It turned out to be Nosferatu/Count Orlok, both the 1922 and 2024 versions, and they were at a heated argument.
"I am the better version I revolutionized the horror genre!" 1922 Nosferatu screamed.
"I HATE SILENCE!!! MINE'S A MILLION TIMES BETTER!!!" 2024 Nosferatu screamed back.
"YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!" Stella shrieked, ending their argument and turning to the group. "Who the fuck are you idiots, and what are you doing here?!"
"Oh, look what the owl dragged in!" 2024 Nosferatu groaned. "Not some Helluva Slop characters that couldn't intimidate an 80 year old grandma!"
"For once, I agree with you! Go back to appealing to edgy teens!" 1922 Nosferatu added.
"Excuse us?! How dare you insult our fanbases!" Stolas said, taken aback. "And besides, if you think I'm not scary, then you clearly haven't seen me in my feral form!"
"Oh really? Where was that shit when we confronted you?!" the chihuahua exclaimed.
"Look, the bottom line is, we have some important business to attend to in this room, so I suggest you two take your argument elsewhere, okay?" Stella asked.
"Not until you tell us who is better, which is me!" 1922 Nosferatu exclaimed.
"NO!!! I AM MUCH MORE SCARIER THAN HE EVER WILL BE!!!" 2024 Nosferatu screamed.
"Okay, enough of this shit!" the watchdog growled as he went up to the two to escort them out. That was when the 2024 version suddenly bit his neck and sucked his blood.
"YO, YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!!" the Shar Pei screamed in terror as the group watched the watchdog die from blood loss.
"Mmm, that was tasty!" 2024 Nosferatu licked his lips as the watchdog was soon reborn as a vampire watchdog.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! I'M A VAMPIRE NOW?!?!" the watchdog screamed in shock before crying.
"Oh, you'll get used to it! Besides, blood is surprisingly good," 1922 Nosferatu shrugged.
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!!! FOR KILLING OUR FRIEND AND TURNING HIM TO A VAMPIRE, WE'RE TORTURING YOUR OLD ASSES INSTEAD!!!"
The Shar Pei and chihuahua then charged at the two vampires and tackled them. Right as one of them was about to be placed in blessed cuffs, however, both were also bitten by the Nosferatus and died before also reborning as vampires.
"OH COME ON!!! WHY DO YOU GOTTA TURN US AS VAMPIRES AS WELL?!?!" the chihuahua whined.
"Hey, you jerks started it by coming at us! You better be lucky I didn't release a plague on your asses!" 2024 Nosferatu said. Stella had actually left momentarily, but returned wearing a padded suit.
"Stella, what in the hell are you doing?" Stolas asked.
"SINCE THOSE HELLHOUNDS COULDN'T DO SHIT, I'LL HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF!!! AND GOOD LUCK BITING ME, BECAUSE I GOT PROTECTION!!!"
Stella charged at the vampires and successfully restrained the 1922 Nosferatu in blessed cuffs before beginning to assault him.
"HEY, STOP THAT! HELP ME!" 1922 Nosferatu cried out as Stella punched him.
"Oh hell no! This is too funny!" 2024 Nosferatu laughed as he pulled out his phone and recorded it. The vampire hellhounds were no better, as they eventually participated in the beating. Stolas, on the other hand, had had enough. Without anyone's knowledge, he transformed into his feral self and proceeded to shred the vampire hellhounds, killing them instantly.
"WHAT THE FUCK, STOLASS?!?! THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR!!!" Stella shrieked as she watched the last of the hellhounds die.
"YOU TRYING TO TORTURE ME FOR YOUR SADISTIC PLEASURE IS ALSO UNCALLED FOR!!!" Stolas talked back before returning to his normal form and releasing 1922 Nosferatu. "Now you have five seconds to leave or else I will rip off that pathetic suit of yours and restrain you so they can turn you into a vampire!"
Stela gulped before dashing out of the room, swearing to never bother Stolas again.
"Can you take me to a hospital? That burly idiot broke my bones..." 1922 Nosferatu groaned.
"I will, but after you two promise to get along," Stolas offered.
"Sure, whatever," 1922 Nosferatu quickly agreed.
"I, uh... you know what? Fine, I agree! But promise you'll stop dating that deformed imp?"
"I'd rather have sex with Stella again than renounce my love for Blitzy!" Stolas refuted, but nonetheless portalled the 1922 Nosferatu to a hospital while sending the 2024 Nosferatu back to his world. He had no idea how two vampires, much less the same one from different periods, got into his palace to have their argument. Despite that issue, he was glad their intervention was enough to halt Stella's plan to hurt him even more.
"You know, maybe me and Via should watch the Nosferatu movies for tonight..." Stolas pondered as he left the room, completely forgetting about the hellhound corpses.
Chapter 328: Inkqi's Infamous Comic Series on Stovia
Notes:
Basically, the infamous WhiteKitten commissioned an artist Inkqi to make a disturbing comic series about Stolas and Octavia... doing things... look it up at your own risk.
Warning: Contains some fucked up shit surrounding Stovia, including death of Stella and rape of an underage character. Fans of a wholesome Stolas/Octavia bonding should read with caution. The offending part has also been separated for those wanting to skip the rape portion (starts with #/ and ends with /#). Though do keep in mind that Octavia will get a happy ending in this one so it ain't too bad.
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That was what he was planning anyway, smiling in light excitement, before he froze in the door frame, blinking as his eyes narrowed on an imp rummaging through the newly arrived boxes, an imp who definitely wasn’t from his staff nor was Blitz, but an imp he still immediately recognized nonetheless.
A tall snake hybrid, still with his cowboy hat and clothes, not even bothering to blend in.
“Finally Stolas, I was on the verge of asking him to fetch you!”
Stolas’ head quickly turned to spot Stella, sitting on a chair against the wall in a corner out of sight for newcomers. Well, that explained why Striker was here, not that he was very surprised since she was the one to hire him too last time they met.
But the fact that they were here, in this room of all places, put dread in Stolas’ stomach. Striker stopped his search to turn an evil grin to him, tail lashing as he stood up.
“Well well, we meet again feathers! What were ya hopin’ to achieve with these, uh?” He asked holding a thin blade, almost like a needle.
“That is what I was wondering indeed”, Stella snickered, standing up too to approach Stolas.
The owl had to use every trick he knew of to compose himself and not outright panic, because it didn’t take a genius to understand what was going on, and it was bad. He wasn’t sure how to interpret the imp’s presence instead of the three hellhounds, but he could only hope it was related to the unplanned aspect of Stella’s visit and not something else.
There was also a part of him actively muzzling his fighting instinct, that had been reinforced by his first self-defense lesson with Blitz and the closeness of the second. Stella was probably suspecting it, as she got her phone out to wave in his face as she stopped before him, showing once again Blitz in the meeting room, probably freshly returned from Earth given the blood on his and his employees’ clothes.
“You don’t want anything to happen to him, right? Not even that little warning shot we discussed? Then you’ll be obedient and honest, and if you’re convincing enough, you’ll be the only one to suffer the consequences, alright?”
There was a twitch in Stolas’ hands but he forced himself not to clench his fists as he nodded, trying to go for a blank expression again rather than a scared or pissed one despite the unexpectedness of the situation.
“You’ll need to do better than that”, the swan warned him with a threatening smile.
“Will do”, was all he could answer, trying to sound neutral here too.
She gauged him for a while with disdain before smiling slowly.
“A bit better! Now, answer the question: what is all this?”
“Defensive weapons”, he answered, not willing to explain everything with too much details.
“Against who?”
“Attackers. These aren’t meant for you or your lackeys if that is your worry, I have other ways if I wanted to dispose of nefarious intruders in my own house. I don’t need any weapon against hellhounds or imps and you’ll notice none of those are blessed.”
She hummed for a moment, thinking.
“That’s right, but it doesn’t mean it’s okay. One could easily get the wrong idea.”
“Gotta agree, looks like you want stuff to free yourself should you find yourself bound in blessed rope again”, Striker snickered.
“Well, that is indeed the idea”, Stolas forced himself to confirm, since it seemed like the spy app on his phone could probably read his texts with Blitz too, maybe even listen to what happened around it. If he wasn’t such a fool, he’d have been more careful knowing the risks brought by this app. Now was a bit late, but it was still good to know. He could only be glad he hadn’t said or texted anything more dangerous that his ex wife could have heard or read.
“And still, you’re telling me this isn’t to mess with my fun with you?” Stella insisted.
“It isn’t. Again, you’re predictable, if I didn’t want to comply, I would do so before being restrained. Plus, messing with your fun, as you say, would endanger Blitz, and the whole point of this is to keep him safe, isn’t it?”
It was the only moment he allowed a hint of threat in his own voice, a reminder that his pushover facade wouldn’t last if she ever did anything to said imp.
She shrugged, still smiling at him.
“I won’t find them on you then, next time I come by? That wouldn’t sent a very good message, understood?”
“Ma’am, you don’t want to throw these?” Striker asked, confused.
“No need, he’d be able to order others through the staff. Though, feel free to keep anything you’d like, I’m sure he wouldn’t mind, right? But I’m not here for that! Since it seems the imp was the one to initiate this, let’s just say the punishment falls fully on you for not refusing. Now, let’s go, shall we?”
If that was all the questions she had, then it wasn’t as bad as Stolas had feared, especially if she didn’t intend to hurt Blitz. He worried she would make use of said warning shot, and he wasn’t sure he would have been able to stay put if she had, but she probably knew as much. Which meant, either she wouldn’t, or she would once he was powerless. He shouldn’t forget she probably had planned something special for him as a retaliation.
Whatever it was though, it was obvious Striker’s presence was one of last minute. Either that, or he really didn’t like working directly under a royal’s orders that way, with his employer present and being able to dictate his every move. He also didn’t seem to know how she usually operated, but was doing a decent job of following the flow.
Still, Stolas filled that in his mind. He couldn’t act up now, and wouldn’t, but the hybrid was an unknown factor, there was no telling what he would do or how he would react. The Goetia hadn’t forgotten what the tall imp did to him last time, which was a bad omen for what was about to come, but he couldn’t fight back yet again. He simply hoped Striker wouldn’t have another idea of more… Permanent injuries. He had done a good job at putting up a good facade for Octavia, he didn’t want for all of this to have been in vain, though at least she didn’t worry for as long as it lasted.
However, none of them could prepare for what they were about to witness when they arrived at the room, for something disturbing was awaiting them. There was another Stella. Or what was left of her. She looked to have been decapitated, and her jaw was ripped out and broken, oozing out gore and blood. Where her neck was was connected by some kind of pole, and her body lied close, blood still gushing out from the decapitation wound.
"HOLY SHIT!!! STOLASS, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!?!" Stella shrieked in terror.
"What? No! I did not do this!" Stolas denied.
"Look, birdie, if you thought scaring us would work, then you're dead wrong, especially since it only makes me more pissed!" Striker angrily scolded. "No wonder ma'am is torturing you these past few weeks! You really are an insane asshole! Matter of fact, for that shit, I will ensure this torture is worse than that last one a million times over! Now come-"
"Well? Isn't she lovely? How does your mother look?"
The group turned to who said that, and gasped at what they were looking at. It was what looked to be another Stolas and a five-year-old Octavia, both naked. The naked Stolas was forcing Octavia to look at the remains of her deceased mother.
"That... c-.. can't be..." Octavia whispered, tears forming.
"Oh, but it is, my dear owlette!" Stolas cheered happily, "But that's not all..."
"WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!" Stella shrieked in anger and shock.
"I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE THIS!!! STOLAS, YOU BETTER STOP THIS RIGHT NOW!!!" Striker demanded.
"Okay, stop and think! Why would I kill Stella in that manner? How would Via regress back to a baby? AND WHY THE FUCK WOULD I SHOW HER THAT WHILE WE'RE BOTH BUTT NAKED?!" #/
However, what happened next would shock everyone. Stolas had suddenly grown an enormous horse cock and was now plapping his small daughter with it. Poor Octavia was screaming and crying as her father placed a gun right inside her beak, threatening her if she dared try and stop this. In the mist of all of this, a camcorder stood there, recording this whole ordeal.
"Fuck! I always knew my daughter would make the perfect cock sleeve..." the nude, crazed Stolas teased while penetrating her.
"NO!! AAAAAAHHGH-!! MY TUMMY!! YOU'RE BREAKING MY TUMMY!!" Via cried out with the gun still wedged in her mouth.
"LEAVE HER ALONE!!!" the actual Stolas growled before he transformed into his feral mode and charged at the fake Stolas. However, he was stopped as he crashed into some invisible wall.
"YOU KNOW WHAT?!?! CHANGE OF PLANS!!! I WILL TORTURE THAT PEDOFUCK INSTEAD!!!" Striker screamed as he threw a lasso in his direction, but that also crashed into the invisible wall. Stolas then took out the shotgun and shot at Striker's head, killing him instantly.
"STRIKER, NO!!!" Stella screamed and cried. "PLEASE STOP!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!!!"
"NO!!! I WILL RAPE THAT CUNT WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT!!!"
Stolas then forced Octavia to turn around and plapped her ass harder and faster than ever. The agonized cries and screams of a young Via were too much for the actual Stolas to bear, and cried as he ran out of the room, heartbroken that there was nothing he could do to stop this intense rape. Stella, however, was shell shocked and couldn't move. It was almost like a trainwreck too gruesome to look away. She watched in horror at Octavia's more pained and shocked shrieks and cries while Stolas smiled and laughed.
And then, it happened.
"I'M CUMMING!!"
The horse cock splurged out loads of cum that quickly inflated the owlet's stomach before soon, it erupted. Octavia screamed the loudest she ever had as a mix of blood, guts, and cum splattered all over them. It even hit Stella. Stolas still came as the now open air horse cock splurted out cum like a hose, even as Octavia took her last breath and died from the extreme gore and shock. It took nearly a minute before he finally stopped cumming and his cock deflated back into a cloaca. /#
Needless to say, that was the worst thing Stella had ever witnessed. All she wanted to do was get Striker to torture Stolas again under her supervision, not bear witness to child rape! Octavia's body fell to the floor before the nude Stolas looked at her.
"Enjoyed the show?" he asked out of curiosity and in a tone as if he didn't do all of that just now. Stella didn't say anything, but instead rolled her eyes back as she fell and fainted. The actual Stolas returned, his face covered in tears.
"You... get the fuck out right now... or I will give you a fate worse than fucking death..."
Stolas's deep, venom-like tone was enough to get this sick version of him out of the room, but not before stopping the recording and leaving. He would've destroyed it, but he quickly portalled out of here. Stolas then looked down at the dead owlet and knew he couldn't let her last moments be violated at the hands of her own father. Instead, he decided to do something about it. He carried her remains to the study room where he worked on some extreme healing spells. It was spells he didn't consider when he was working on healing himself during the aftermath of the previous tortures, but now knew they were more vital than ever. Despite the carnage she was left in, the spells did wonders to restore her body. Once her physical form was fully healed, he opened a memory spell to take the memories of the rape and deleting it so that she won't have to remember that. He then portalled her to the old room Octavia had and carefully changed her into one of her PJs and tucked her in bed.
It was a few minutes later that Octavia woke up, feeling confused that she was in her room. She turned to find Stolas sitting next to her, smiling.
"Daddy? What happened?" Octavia asked. Stolas sighed in relief, she didn't looked traumatized at all.
"Via, what do you remember?" Stolas asked.
"Well, you told me you wanted to show me something, but I don't remember anything else," she said honestly.
"Via, that person was not me. It was a bad version of me who tried to hurt you. But lucky for you, I came in and stopped him from laying a finger on you."
That was far from the actual events, but it was at least better than the alternative.
"Wow, I never knew a bad version of you existed!" Octavia exclaimed in a surprised manner. Stolas chucked before going to hug her. God, he missed her cute owlet form so much, though most certainly not in a creepy way.
"I never knew that either. But remember this, Starfire: No matter what happens, you will be okay."
Chapter 329: Pregnant Octavia
Notes:
Requested by Marv01
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The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
When they entered the bedroom, they were surprised to see someone else was in the room. It turned out to be Octavia, who was smiling and holding something behind her back/
"There you are! I can't wait to tell you two this!" Octavia said excitedly.
"What the hell?! Octavia, I thought you were supposed to be at your uncle's palace! And besides, whatever you have to tell us, it can wait. We have some important business to attend to in this room," Stella firmly said. Stolas, on the other hand, was more curious as to what Octavia was hiding.
"It'll be quick, I promise. Now here is my surprise!"
Octavia then handed her parents a box. When they opened it, they found a pregnancy test. There was a reading on it that indicated that it was positive.
"Positive?" Stella whispered before it truly sank it. "Wait... does that mean..."
"THAT'S RIGHT! I'M GOING TO HAVE A BABY, AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE GRANDPARENTS!" Octavia screamed in joy. Stella suddenly screamed in excitement before hugging her daughter, completely forgetting what she was originally trying to do.
"I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!!! MY DAUGHTER IS GOING TO BE A MOTHER ALREADY!!! AND I GET TO HAVE A GRANDKID I CAN SPOIL!!!" Stella cheered. Even the hellhounds couldn't help but smile at such a wholesome moment. Stolas, on the other hand, was appalled.
"ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS?!" Stolas screamed, halting their celebration. "Via, you are 17! And me and your mother were barely adults when we had you! You are way too young to worry about being a parent! Now tell me, WHO THE FUCK PUT A BABY IN YOU?!?!"
"Dad, stop! I am not your little owlet anymore! If I want to have a baby, then I can! My body, my choice!" Octavia defiantly said.
"She's right, Stolass! She's not going to be a kid forever! You need to let her make her own choices and fly her own wings!" Stella added.
"Stella, as her father, I do not approve of her having a child at fucking 17. Young lady, you are to tell me who is the dad right now, or I will get those hellhounds to torture you instead!"
"Oh hell no! We're not beating your kid!" the Shar Pei disagreed, the other two nodding in agreement.
"I'll pay you double my former wife's paying you."
"Deal!" the chihuahua exclaimed without hesitation.
"Okay, fine, I'll tell you!" Octavia sighed in agreement. "Some guy named Crimson. Apparently, he's a mafia boss and a dad himself. I needed a daddy who would love me and put a baby in me, and he was perfect! I even recorded it!"
Octavia then showed the group the sex tape she filmed with Crimson. All five of them, Stella and Stolas especially, were disgusted at what they were seeing.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!?! DOES IMP FUCKING RUN IN THIS FAMILY OR SOMETHING?!?!" Stella shrieked in shock and anger. Stolas, meanwhile, was growing inferno at the sight of his own daughter being taken by the very man who worked with Striker to hold Blitzo and Fizzarolli hostage to play with him and Asmodeus.
"You three... I will pay you TRIPLE if you come with me to his mansion so we can fuck him up..." Stolas said with vermin in his tone. The hellhounds reluctantly agreed.
"DAD, NO!!! DON'T KILL HIM!!!" Octavia tried to stop him, only for Stolas to send her to a jail cell to keep her put.
"STOLAS, YOU CAN'T BE MAD AT HER!!! YOU ARE PARTLY TO BLAME FOR-" Stella was interrupted when Stolas used his powers to make her voice box disappear, not in a mood to hear her screaming anymore. He was beyond pissed, and he was going to make Crimson pay.
Crimson was in his office doing his work, as well as trying to dual task and figure out a plan to kidnap Millie and bring his son Moxxie in to rope him back in the family business.
"That boy has crossed me for the last time..."
Suddenly, the door came crashing down, and Crimson was suddenly being restrained by magic. As he tried to get out, he was met with an absolute furious Stolas, and behind him were the three hellhounds.
"Did you really think you can get away with impregnating my underage daughter..." Stolas sneered with absolute hatred.
"YOU'RE PISSED OFF AT THAT?!?!" Crimson said with shocked. "Look, your daughter wanted me to breed her, and I had to oblige, especially since she paid me a good sum! How about you do a better job at parenting her, deadbeat?!"
He had barely finished that a powerful punch hit him on the side of his torso, sending him rolling on the ground in the middle of the office.
"I DON'T GIVE A FUCK!!!" Stolas screamed as blessed cuffs were placed on the mafia don. "YOU THREE!!! TORTURE HIM RIGHT NOW!!!"
And torture they did. The three hellhounds teamed up to assault Crimson in various ways. This included punches, stabbings, kicking, bone breaking, bleed outs, castration, and even shoving a cactus up his ass. The last two in particular made Crimson cry like a baby as he lost his manhood and got violated by the cactus, all while Stolas watched. The violent assault concluded when Stolas used one of the rusty knives Crimson used to torture his own victims and decapitated him slowly and painfully with it, killing him.
"DAMN! This was far better than what Stella had planned for you!" the watchdog exclaimed.
"Yeah, and it was especially funny to hear him cry like a bitch when we cut his dick off!" the chihuahua added.
"I'm glad you three came to help me. I will pay you for your time," Stolas thanked before portalling the hellhounds back to their respective homes. Stolas then went back to the jail cell to free his daughter.
"Via, we are going to the abortion clinic first thing in the morning to get rid of that abomination. I have also taken care of that piss poor excuse of a demon being. Also, you are grounded for a long while, maybe until you turn 18. Let this be a lesson to not grow up too fast and do stupid shit behind me and your mother's back."
Octavia glared at her father as she cried before running straight to her room and slamming the door shut. Stolas lost his strict demeanor and instead sighed. Perhaps he was being too harsh, but he was terrified. He had to go through something similar around her age, and he hated it. He didn't want her to make the same mistakes as he did. After getting the abortion, he will have a talk to understand where they can go from there.
Then, Stella appeared, demanding Stolas to grant her her voice box back.
"Promise me you won't scream like a bitch?"
Stella nodded, and right when he gave her her voice back, he instantly portalled her back to Andrealphus's palace.
"Now I need to go to bed. It's been a long day..." Stolas yawned before heading back to his bedroom.
Chapter 330: The Hellhounds Crash Out
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
The full moon was close, its light already bright in the night sky. Usually, it was something the owl demon awaited with joyful impatience, but this time was different. Because everything was bound to change after that fateful night, and it could change either for the better… Or the worst. With hardly any in-between.
Still two nights left before everything was settled, and Stolas could hardly think about anything else. During the day, he could focus on tasks here and there, but once the hellsun was gone, it was hard not to ponder what he could say to put all the chances on his side…
But if Blitz didn’t return his feelings, there was nothing he could do about it. He didn’t want to force the imp into a relationship, even something as simple as dates in the hope that it would convince his heart. He thought about it a lot, changing his mind at least once a day, but right now he felt like it was a bad idea. Though, if he had to be honest, it was true he didn’t have many opportunities to show Blitz what he really wanted. He did try, but as their evening at Ozzie showed, the assassin didn’t get the message, and they didn’t see each other much since. If the imp ever felt anything for the Goetia, was it still there after all this time?
Thoughts kept circling in his mind as night crept in. After tonight, there would be only one night left before the full moon.
At least, Octavia was coming back soon! He felt a bit guilty to see her that way, but his daughter would be a great distraction til it was time. She knew what happened on full moons and wasn’t too keen about it, so the least he could do was to make up for it beforehand, because after dinner he knew she’d stay in her room the whole night.
With that idea in mind, he left his study to prepare for his owlette’s return, when he heard the front door open. A quick time check told him she was back early, not that he wanted to complain, as her presence stopped his thinking more effectively.
Beaming, he made his way to the entrance, surprised not to have heard her announcing her presence yet. She probably thought he was too far away to hear. But as he got close, he heard footsteps, too many for a simple person, and he frowned.
Suddenly the front door came into view, and with it the small group gathered in front of it, three hellhounds led by none other than his despicable ex wife, who wasted no more time before she screamed “STOLAS!” in a commanding tone.
“What in hell are you doing here?!” He asked as he approached, his tone cold and angry. “You know you’re not welcome here anymore…”
“Ah, here you are!” She cut him, smiling like if she was glad to see him, but he knew the light in her eyes, and he didn’t like it.
“Get out, now”, he ordered with a low threatening tone, not even acknowledging the hellhounds. If she thought he’d be intimidated by them, she was so wrong. It was his first time seeing her in person since Striker almost killed him by her orders, and with Octavia out of sight, he was certainly not going to pretend he didn’t know.
“Oh no, I don’t think so!” She grinned. “See, I can’t have you killed yet, but it doesn’t mean I’ll just let you live! I’ve seen the pictures of your arrival at the hospital, and I thought, what a shame I couldn’t be here to witness this! It’s a bit late to ask for pictures and videos of you being tortured, but it would be ever better to see it myself, don’t you think?”
Stolas raised a brow, still serious but a bit taken aback by her confidence.
“Is that why they are here?” He asked, pointing at the hellhounds. “You don’t think I’m going to let them torture me for your pleasure, don’t you? Even you aren’t that stupid.”
She snorted.
“Indeed, you’re behaving more and more silly since you cheated, but I think I have the perfect way to make you do as you’re told for once!”
Before Stolas could sent her back the way she came with a few wisely chosen insults, she shoved her phone to his face, and he froze.
There were several cameras on the screen, showing different views of the same thing, or rather the same person: Blitz, in the meeting room at IMP’s headquarters, talking to his employees.
“What does it mean?” Stolas asked, his tone between threatening and worried.
“Come on Stolas, even you know what it means! Don’t you see the rifles’ tips? If you don’t listen to me, that little bastard you cheated me on with will die in a very quick and sudden way! Don’t think the ones I have hired don’t know how to aim, because if needed, they will shoot right through his head and torso. If you behave nicely and only makes one small mistake, I may be generous and grant you a warning shot that will only put him in the hospital, but right know, any misplay on your part will mean death for him, am I clear enough?”
The owl was still too stunned to answer, let even move, fear keeping in him place more surely than if he was being tied up, before his brain suddenly woke up from the shock and frantically tried to think of a solution.
“Oh, you already want him dead, do you?” Stella asked with a vicious smirk.
“No! Please, don’t! I heard you!”
She snorted again, disdain clear in her look as she watched her ex husband’s reaction.
“You could at least have the decency to not look so worried about such garbage!” She added, eyeing him with a judgmental stare.
But Stolas didn’t care if he was being ridiculous to his wife, because he knew the moment he did or said anything wrong, she wouldn’t hesitate to apply her threat. It was too late to pretend not to care, and if he did, she would have probably killed him anyway to punish Stolas for trying to lie to her.
“Great, now you understand the position you are in! Let your phone here, and let’s head to the bedroom.”
Stolas blinked. “My phone…?”
She sighed, looking annoyed.
“I’m not sure I’ll even get to the funny part if you keep being that dense.”
She waved the phone before his face, a threatening smile on her lips.
“You do understand what’s going to happen if you keep being this slow to obey, right?”
Stolas flinched and put out his phone as quickly as possible on the nearest surface, trying to calm the part of him that was angry and wanted to fight, ever since it awoke when he finally had the guts to ask for a divorce, and the one who simply wanted to understand. The later was easy to deal with, the former not so much, but he had to. There was no positive outcome if he ever let that part act, at least he couldn’t see any right now. He couldn’t attack Stella because of Via and she knew it well, and he couldn’t do anything fast enough to protect Blitz without putting him in danger, especially now that he didn’t have his phone on him, and there were more than enough eyes on him to notice if he ever tried any magic.
“Better, now let’s go, you first. But be careful with sudden movements, it could be badly interpreted.”
He turned back from when he came on autopilot, his body remembering where she wanted to go before his brain could find it in his memory, but he was glad for it. If he could keep that up, everything should be fine… At least, as fine as they could be in his current predicament.
But as he was making his way to his bedroom, thoughts and emotions kept spiraling in his mind. Worry, guilt, even fear. He didn’t know if she truly didn’t want him dead anymore, she just said she couldn’t right now. He could guess why, it was probably Andrealphus’ doing. So, she was probably not going to try to off him, and oddly enough, he kind of trusted her on her word. It didn’t mean he wasn’t in trouble tho, and the memories of the torture he endured in the hands of Striker were still fresh and not exactly happy and painless ones.
But… There was nothing he could do about this. He was already putting his beloved in danger because of Stella. It didn’t matter if the imp loved him back or not, he couldn’t let anything happen to him because of his own mistakes. So… He had to do this.
He could already feel a kind of dissociation as he walked, his body remembering the abuse and how to deal with it, but he knew that this would be different, oh so much different from what she usually did.
He had questions too, sure, but didn’t dare ask any of them. So he could only guess. Why go in the bedroom? Probably because it was where he met with Blitz, where they would spent most of their time together. Where he was the most intimate and vulnerable.
They arrived in the bedroom both so slowly and yet quickly at the same time. Once everyone was inside, one of the hellhounds closed the door, and even locked it. Not that Stolas could flee anyway, and if he did, he still had plenty of other ways… If only he could use them!
Stella nodded to another hellhound, and he took out handcuffs. No…
Blessed handcuffs.
Stolas couldn’t help but stiffen at their sight, and Stella’s smirk widened.
“Bringing back memories huh? Blessed ropes could have been interesting too, but these are more handy! Now, hands back.”
He barely had the time to put his hands behind his back that the hellhound with the blessed object took his wrists to put them how he wanted before cuffing him. Stolas flinched, but didn’t say anything, didn’t move more, and tried with all his might to keep his face blank.
“Good, we’re ready to go!” Stella was smiling, joyful like if she was about to watch her favorite show. “That way, you won’t be able to make any unwanted mistake. I’m too generous, aren’t I?”
He was trying hard not to glare and keep his face straight, but he could feel he was failing a little at that. She frowned at this, still smiling, but letting a mischievous expression come back on her features.
“Come on Stolas, I know you don’t deserve the title of royalty, but even you have some manners! What one should said when granted a favor?”
It took Stolas a few seconds to be able to open his beak and utter: “Thanks.”
She raised a brow. “Who are you saying thank you to?”
“Thank you Stella.”
She didn’t comment on the delay and clapped her hands happily.
“There, perfect! Now, we can start.”
She had barely finished her sentence that all of a sudden, the chihuahua screamed so loud, it caused the palace to shake and the windows to shatter.
"HOLY SHIT!!! WHAT IS YOUR DEAL?!?!" the watchdog chewed out.
"I JUST GOT A TEXT SAYING THAT I WILL BE EVICTED OUT OF MY APARTMENT, AND I HAVE 30 DAYS TO GET OUT!!! HOW THE FUCK AM I GOING TO FIND A NEW CRIB IN THAT TIME?!?!" the chihuahua screamed before breaking down.
"OH COME ON! You have to crash out right when we're about to beat him up?!" the Shar Pei groaned in annoyance.
"I agree! Quit your fucking crying and get going already!" Stella exclaimed.
"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FUCK HIM UP IF I'M GOING TO LOSE MY HOME, HUH?!?!"
The chihuahua then proceeded to jump on the bed while screaming "I WANT MY SHIT!" like he was three. It was an embarrassing sight, and Stolas was even starting to get angry.
"For Lucifer's sake, stop jumping on my bed! Even Via behaved better when she was five!" Stolas commented.
"You know what? Fuck it! He wants to act like a dick, so will I!" the Shar Pei proclaimed before he proceeded to throw the books out of the shelves and all over the room.
"STELLA, WHAT THE FUCK?!?! YOUR IDEA OF TORTURE IS TO HAVE THEM TRASH MY ROOM?!?!" Stolas screamed.
"NO, THAT WAS NOT PART OF THE PACKAGE!!! YOU!!! DO SOMETHING!!!"
But right when the watchdog was about to punch Stolas, a sword swung by and decapitated him killing him instantly. "ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS RIGHT NOW?!?!"
"THAT'S WHAT STEROIDS GETS!!!" the chihuahua cried before he knocked down a portrait and broke down the doors. The Shar Pei also helped by getting a chainsaw, turning it on, and slicing things in half with it.
"YOU TWO STOP!!! JUST STOP!!! FUCKING STOP!!!" Stella shrieked, at her wits end. The hellhounds ignored this and proceeded to leave the room. Stella ended up having to release Stolas from the blessed cuffs so he can assist in stopping the hellhounds from causing further destruction. They instead found them killing the imp butlers.
"Wait! Stop!" one of the begged, but was crushed to death.
"NOT MY FUCKING BUTLERS!!!" Stolas yelled before he turned into her feral mode and shredded the Shar Pei and chihuahua to death. Stella could not believe what she was witnessing. All she wanted to do was have her former husband tortured for her own amusement, not for them to crash out and trash the place. She checked the live feed only to find it was disconnected. When she looked up, she gasped to find Stolas standing over her, piercing her with a glare.
"You have five seconds to leave... or you're next..."
That was more than enough to get Stella dashing out of the palace, swearing to never mess with him again. Once she was gone, Stolas sighed as he took in what just happened. This was most certainly not on his bingo card for today. He couldn't believe Stella would stoop this low as to try and have him tortured like that. And it would've worked had the chihuahua not gotten an eviction notification. Perhaps that was a blessing in disguise.
He decided to go back in the room to try and fix up the room as best as he can, or he may have to spend a night in one of the spare bedrooms. However, when he entered, he gasped at what he saw. There stood ten clones of him, but they all looked seriously injured in one form or another. Some were more hurt than others, and at least one of them was shaking from what looked to be from a sexual assault. The one covered in blood and absolutely destroyed proceeded to walk to him. Stolas tried to run, but was quickly restrained.
"GET OFF OF ME!!! WHAT IS THIS?!?!"
No one said anything, but the blood covered Stolas was now face to face with him. It was a contrast between an unharmed, pre-Selfless Stolas, and a Stolas who just suffered the tenth torture from chapter 28.
"Relax... it will be quick..."
The last thing Stolas remembered before blacking out was being zapped.
I still remember that day
Striker had hurt me so much in his hideout
And it was what awoken a sadist fetish for Stella
I was so scared
So terrified
So sure I would die
And in some of those sessions I wished I had died right then and there
I know you mean well when you want to stop it from happening
Your ways are creative at times
But darling, you're only delaying the inevitable
Everyone knows what was going to happen
There was nothing I or anyone else can do to stop them
Not even you
And tomorrow, as the one year of these events are about to commence
I want you to reflect on everything
Would you do it all again?
Even if the same outcome happened?
2/16/2025
Notes:
One more chapter, and then the series will finally be over.
Image source: https://www.newgrounds.com/art/view/ric50505/only-love-hurt-like-this
Chapter 331: Finale
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Would you do it all again?
Even if the same outcome happened?
Those questions had been in my all throughout the night. I was hoping for one last good shot to finally end things yesterday, but apparently, I was too late. All the Stolas's from the selfless tortures had somehow come together and disabled my Stolas. And none of the other characters appear either, so I assume they got to them as well. I fear that day... the one year anniversary of when Neyane's Selfless first came to the scene...
Flocks of people grow through the streets, all having similar traits to one another. All of them had mockups of the blessed cuffs on their non-dominant hand as a symbol of staying in solidarity to Stolas during the torture sessions. Some had red robes on them, others Stolas merch. I think a couple even adopted some Nazi chic aesthetic. But they all chanted one phrase.
FREE STOLAS!
FREE STOLAS!
FREE STOLAS!
It seemed like that was all they could say. Though there were some backlash brewing, it wasn't until the spread of the sixth chapter and the third torture session being presented that really made everyone snapped. Neyane was going too far they said. What Stella and the hellhounds had been doing to Stolas was too far. I think there were some people even self harming to top it off.
FUCK STELLA!
WE LOVE YOU STOLAS!
As this went on, a thought came to my mind...
What if I can put a stop to it all?
The building was empty. It had been for some time now. No one goes there anymore. Especially after what happened that I cannot describe. So many lives were taken, and I was one of the few who survived. Even the other survivors soon left. This is where the control center for Selfless was, alongside a couple of other fanfics. Miraculously, Selfless was the only one remaining. Everything else had been destroyed from the incident. I got out of my car and rushed towards the entrance. When I got in, I can tell something was already wrong. The place was in disarray, and I could've sworn I saw some blood at the edge of the corners, but when I turned, I could see none.
No... they can't be...
Just give it up, man! We're over 150 chapters in, and no progress whatsoever!
That doesn't mean we stop for good! There are still plenty of avenues to check! I can stop this somehow!
Yeah, and how long will that take, huh?
Hopefully sooner than later...
There is no sooner or later
And so it had come to this.
There was the large crystal that held Selfless. It had grown so big, so agonized, so ferocious. Energy circled around the crystal. It was practically dangerous to interact. Luckily for me, I was wearing protective gear. I'm guessing they were brought in in response to the incident. I took out my anti-electric sword and pointed at the crystal.
Please make this easy for us all...
*ZAP!*
I don't understand... I thought this would work...
You're the one who thought getting Panini in would be a great idea!
You know what? I think I'm done...
WHAT?! You can't leave now! You're the only other guy around here!
Unfortunately, I can't do this anymore! I barely see anyone else nowadays! Look, you wanna stay here? Be my guest! But it's a losing battle!
Please don't go...
I just want to help...
I don't remember what happened in between. I was in some purgatory realm that was vast beyond my comprehension. I looked around, and I found someone who I thought I would never see again...
Stolas.
He looked so happy. So carefree. How could he... after everything he had experienced?
Darling...
It's time to let go...
No! Please! I don't want you to suffer anymore!
I don't know if I could convince him, but I had to. I can't see him hurt anymore. I can't have him suffer at the hands of so many abusers.
But you have done so much for me already...
I am grateful for your support...
But remember this...
I will be okay...
And so I let go.
REST IN PEACE
DARYL HENDWICK
4/15/1995 - 2/16/2025
FOREVER IN THE CARE AND PROTECTION OF STOLAS
Notes:
Thank you to everyone who was with me during this whole process. Whether it be a few chapters or somehow the entire thing, your support has mean so much to me, especially as part of my way and other people's way to cope while all the bullshit Stolas was going through in the actual Selfless. Unfortunately, all good things must come to an end, and though this series is over, I still have plenty of fanfics that you can check out if you're interested.