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Carrie the Cupid:
“Damian,” Carrie began as they prepared for a trip into the Realms, “why do you call Uncle Jon before we go into the Realms?”
“Jonathan has memorized our heartbeats,” Damian spoke simply, “he monitors them, no matter where we may be. He can hear across the world. When we visit the Realms, our heartbeats disappear and, if not warned, he will assume us to be dead.”
“He memorized your heartbeat?” Carrie repeated, “Uncle Jon memorized your heartbeat. Is Uncle Jon…into you, Damian?”
“Nonsense,” Damian waved the idea away, “Uncle Clark has memorized all of our heartbeats and Connor has memorized Timothy’s.”
“Damian…Uncle Kon and Uncle Tim are married and Uncle Clark isn’t the straightest when it comes to Uncle Bruce,” Carrie spoke slowly.
Damian blinked, “Jonathan…he has dated women…”
“He could be bisexual,” Carrie pointed out, “do you…have feelings for Uncle Jon?”
“I…do not know…” Damian had a faraway look.
“Dami!” Jon arrived, “What’d the matter? Your heart just sped up! Are you okay?”
“Jonathan,” Damian cleared his throat and fought down a flush, “I am fine—”
“I just asked if he, you know, has the hots for you,” Carrie interrupted, a shit-eating grin on her face.
“Damian…” Jon questioned lowly.
“I do…believe so,” Damian allowed, meeting Jon’s eyes, “however, I—”
“Do you wanna take Damian out?” Carrie asked Jon, seeing Damian about to screw up, “On a date, not like hiring a hitman or something.”
“Catherine!” Damian screeched.
Jon’s eyes were wide and a blush was on his cheeks, “I would love to! The date, not hire a hitman.”
“Wha—” Damian’s mind shut down, mouth hanging open gormlessly.
“Great,” Carrie chirped for him, “we’ll set something up but right now the family’s kinda expecting us so—Damian, say bye to Uncle Jon!”
With that, she dragged the still stunned Damian into the swirling portal open in their living room.
“Okay, bye!” Jon waved happily, already planning the date.