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What I will do:

- Fluff

- Angst

- Suggestive themes

- Head cannons

- One shots

- Trans masc reader

- Poly stuff

- Platonic relationships

What I won’t do:

- Underage

- Non consensual acts

- Full on smut

- No gross stuff

- Incest

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⚾Scout⚾
-The most nervous mf ever.

-Would rather die than confess to you, because Miss Pauling went so well.
-Also confused about why he's feeling this way, because he thought he was into women.
-Eventually though, he can't bear to keep the secret any longer, and one day he pulls you aside to break the news to you.
-Stutters like crazy, and your gaze on him doesn't make him feel any better.
-He ends up smashing his lips into yours, unable to hold back any longer
-His already fast heart shoots through the roof when he feels you kissing him back, even going so far as to put your hands on his hips.
-Literal stars in his eyes when you pull away.

🪖Soldier🪖
- SUPER in denial when he finds out that he likes you in that way

- He always thought that he would have the American DreamTM, so to find out that he's into men is confusing for him, to say the least.
-Every dam has it's breaking point though, and so one day he storms up to you, shoulders hunched and face red.
-Before you can say anything he shouts: "WILL YOU GO OUT WITH ME?!"
-At least half the team heard him
-The biggest smile imaginable when you say yes.

🔥Pyro🔥
-My favourite <3

-Oh so nervous when they confess, hiding their face in their hands, stuttering, ect.

-So, so scared that you'll just laugh them and tell them they're stupid.

-Which of course you don't

-Instead you pull them into a hug, wrapping your arms around them and pulling them closer.

-Hugs back so tight that you nearly suffocate

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🐻Heavy🐻

-Not one of the more expressive mercs, but that doesn't stop him from being soft with you

-He'll take you aside one day and gently tell you how he feels, not really expecting you to reciprocate

-Very surprised when you say you feel the same, and asks if you really mean it.

-Has the softest smile ever when you confirm it, and will pull you into a hug.

-Won’t kiss you after, but that’s probably due to how he feels at the moment.

🍺Demoman🍺

- He’d probably end up confessing to you in one of his drunken stupors, but on the rare occasion when he’s sober, he’ll be so nervous.

-Very, very insecure about himself.

- He’s had his fair share of rejections, but what he feels for you is genuine, and the thought of your rejection drives his anxiety through the roof.

- Almost cried when you said you felt the same, he was so relieved.

- Clings to you for hours after.

🧰 Engineer 🧰

- The second most romantic of the mercs, after Spy.

- I’m talking bouquet of roses, good clothes, the whole package.

- That doesn’t mean that he isn’t nervous though.

- So much stuttering.

- If you kiss him after he’ll probably faint.

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💉Medic💉

- Surprisingly nervous about it.

- You’d have thought that wielding a bone saw and mercilessly killing enemies would have made him into something of sterner stuff, but no.

- His face is bright pink, and he can't meet your eyes.

- Smiles so widely when you say you feel the same, and then pulls you in for a kiss

🦉Sniper🦉

- The shyest little goober ever.

- He's not really good with sentimental stuff, so don't expect any grand gestures.

- Its pretty cute to see him so flustered though, tipping his hat down to hide how red his face is.

- Almost faints when you say you feel the same.

- If you try to kiss him he will combust on the spot.

🗡Spy🗡

- The smoothest mf ever.

- The most romantic confession out of the mercs, as he is composed and the biggest charmer ever.

- Very smug when you say you feel the same, but he won't show it.

- Might try to kiss you, but will understand if you aren't comfortable.

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⚾️ Scout ⚾️

- First off, he thinks that’s so hot of you

- He will definitely ask you if you can teach him how to do parkour.

- Always really surprised and flustered when you drop out of nowhere to steal a kiss from him.

”Ay, c’mon babe, that’s not fair..”

”Aww, is Scouty getting all flustered because his boyfriend likes to surprise him with kissses because he loves him so much?~”

”Shut up…”

🧰 Engie 🧰

- Rather impressed by your ability.

- He thinks it’s a useful skill to have, being able to get to places in that way.

- The first time you surprise kissed him, he nearly fainted.

- “D-Darlin’, w-what?…”

- “Hehe, sorry, couldn’t help it~”

- A little more on guard now because of that.

💉 Medic 💉

- Also very impressed.

- I think he might want to see how all your muscles all fit together and shi, so better sleep with one eye open.

- When you give him surprise kisses, he always grins wildly and tries to pull you in for another.

- “Come on schatz, just one more?”

- “That’s what you said last time.”

-“But this time I mean it!”

- *sigh* “Okay.” *smooch*

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🦉 Sniper 🦉

- He is initially very nervous about your identity as a werewolf, 'because what if you go all crazy on me?'

- You assure him that it won't happen, and you turn into your beast form to demonstrate, which nearly ends with him decapitating you.

- After he eventually gets used to it, he finds its really nice to cuddle with you like that. Your fur is just really warm and soft okay?

- I think he'd like to play with your paw pads too, cos they're squishy.

💉 Medic 💉

- Cue the experiments! I'm joking, he wouldn't do that. Or would he?...

- Rather morbidly curious about your ability, always asking a bunch of weird questions.

- He might see if you like belly rubs, and if you do, be prepared for him just to assault you by tickling your stomach randomly.

- Loves playing with your paw pads, he likes how ticklish they are.

🗡️ Spy 🗡️

- Pretends he knew all along, but really he’s having a minor heart attack.

- It’s not that he’s scared of you, he’s just worried about how he can make you feel comfortable without being an ass.

- He loves grooming you in beast form, using all sorts of expensive products for canines, because he’s worried that human products might hurt you.

- He’s taken to calling you “mon petit loup” (my little wolf), and every time he does your tail wags.

- Don't try and deny it he's already sen it.

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⚾️ Scout ⚾️

- When you say the words, he stops in his tracks and looks at you in surprise.

- After a few seconds, a big goofy grin takes over his face, and he pulls you close to him with one arm around your waist.

- “Well o’ course you love me! Who wouldn’t wanna piece of this?” He says, gesturing to himself with his free hand.

- But on the inside he’s melting. Growing up with seven brothers who often picked on him made him feel rather insecure about himself, so to hear you say that you love him means a lot to him.

- “I really do love you, Scout.” “Heh, yeah, I love you too babe.”

🪖 Soldier 🪖

- Like Scout, he freezes up for a moment, processing what you just said.

- He then turns to you and shouts; “THANK YOU MAGGOT!! I ALSO LOVE YOU!!”

- He’s not the best with emotions, often saying what he feels without thinking. He isn’t used to people being so sincere about how they feel about him, and that might be why he’s very assertive.

- But he truly does appreciate you saying that, and will most likely rope you in for a rough yet loving kiss.

🔥 Pyro 🔥

- The second you finish saying the words, they tackle you in a big bear hug, nuzzling your neck and saying muffled “I love you too”s from under their mask.

- They are used to people being scared of them due to their pyromaniac tendencies, so to hear you say you love them means the world to them.

- They will cling to you for hours afterwards, nuzzling your neck and face and murmuring about how much they love you.

- You had better be saying you love them back 🫵 😠

🐻 Heavy 🐻

- Kind of pauses and looks down at you for a moment, and you can just barely see him blushing.

- After a few seconds he’ll stammer a quick “ Спасибо” (thank you) and carry on with whatever he was doing.

- Very awkward after, repeating your words in his head over and over again. You love him? Him, the guy who can kill a bear with his bare hands? He’s not sure if he’s flattered or embarrassed. He's only really used to his family to saying that to him, so its nice to hear his s/o say it.

- The next day he’ll come up to you and awkwardly say he loves you too, maybe give you a kiss if he feels romantic.

🍺 Demoman 🍺

- Very smiley and happy after you say it.

- "Awww, well, if tha' isn't jus' the sweetest thing ye ever said t' me!"

- He's actually very insecure, being dependent on alcohol to survive and only one eye. He had a brief period of depression where he wondered if he was ever going to find someone to love him, but with you here, saying that you love him... it gives him hope.

- The next few days after that he's very clingy, hugging, kissing and cuddling you, all while he mumbles about how much he loves you and how lucky he is to have you, and smiling when you return his words.

🧰 Engineer 🧰

- blush blush blushhhyyyy

- Stutters like crazy while his face turns red. It’s actually so cute.

- “O-Oh! Well, thank you sugar! That’s mighty kind of you to say!” He eventually manages to get out. Inside though he is screaming.

- Spends the next few hours thinking of a way to try and reciprocate your words, thinking that saying it back wouldn't be good enough. You deserve to know how much he loves you.

- He ends up trying (and failing) to romance you with intimacy, but the whole time he's just so flustered and when you finally confront him, he tries to explain why he wanted to do something nice for you to make up for what you said to him

- You laugh and tell him that hearing him say it back would be more than enough, and so he does, and you reward him with a kiss.

🦉 Sniper 🦉

- Completely freezes up. Just pauses in whatever he was doing and stares at nothing as he processes your words. Its like that Windows error sound in his head lmao.

- Then his face goes red as his brain restarts, and he eventually stutters out a: "Wot?"

- Very very blushy tomato man

- That moment lives rent free in his head for days afterwards, and anytime you look at him he freezes up and tries to play it off, but his flushed face gives it away.

- One day when you're talking, he'll mumble an 'I love ya too 'roo' under his breath. Your smile makes him feel like he's floating.

💉 Medic 💉

- His gay ass is smiling like a maniac. (when is he not though?)

- "Hooh! Vell, thank you mein Liebling~" He purrs, pecking your cheek.

- He is a lot more smug and flirty after that, whispering compliments in your ears and pressing kisses to your face when no one is looking.

- He doesn't actually say it back until you point it out, at which he acts very sorry and remorseful, asking for forgiveness. You laugh and kiss him, and he laughs back before finally repeating your words.

- "I love jou too, mein taube."

🗡️ Spy 🗡️

- So, so smug about it. You can almost *see* the smugness radiating off of him.

-"Oh?~ Well, I may have to reward you for that Mon cher~" (idk I’m tired)

-A whole lot more smug after that, treating you to some very steamy intimacy.

- But when you tell him that you just want to hear him say it back, he goes quiet. He doesn’t often allow himself to be vulnerable, but the way you’re looking at him with such sincerity makes him soften just a tiny bit.

- He smiles slightly before repeating your words, and you thank him with a kiss

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⚾ Scout ⚾

- Insists on being the big spoon, even if you're taller than him.
- If you're shorter you are the little spoon even if you want to be the big spoon. Sorry, I don't make the rules, he does🤷.
- You'll have to coax him into being the little spoon, or if you're stronger than him (which isn't hard), you can just scoop him up and cuddle him like that.
- He also likes to lie on top of you sometimes, usually when he's tired or just wants to be close to you.
- Secretly loves being the little spoon, but don't expect him to ever admit it.
- "C'mon toots, I wanna cuddle already!" "Coming!"

🪖 Soldier🪖

- He honestly doesn't really care much about position, so if you want to be the big spoon, little spoon, or if you just want to flat out lie on top of him he won't complain.
- The only thing he really is finicky about is being able to listen to your heart or pulse. He needs to hear it, to know that you're alive and real in his arms.
-Sometimes he'll come over and pull you into his lap to cuddle, regardless if anyone else is around to witness it. Its gotten you some teasing, but Soldier will always shoot those comments down if it makes you upset.
-"HOW DARE YOU MAKE FUN OF MY MAN MAGGOT!!! DROP AND GIVE ME SIXTY!!!" "Solly-" "NO BUTS CUPCAKE!!"

🔥 Pyro 🔥

-They *love* being the little spoon. They just sort of burrow into your arms and stay like that when you cuddle.
-Occasionally they like to lie on top of you, but they feel like a really warm weighted blanket so you don't complain too much.
-They might trade their fire suit for a unicorn onesie when you cuddle sleeping, but they keep the mask.
-Doesn't mind cuddling in public, but they will refrain if you don't feel like it.
-They are basically just a really warm, squishy little thing. Kind of like a marshmallow. Please don’t eat them though.

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🦉Sniper🦉

- Rather startled when you reveal what you are to him, and a little wary.
- After you assure him that you won't hurt him, he relaxes somewhat. You explain about how you came to be and that Medic lends you blood bags so that you don't get hungry.
- He's still cautious, but also a little fascinated. You're nothing like the vampires from stories, and then in turn seems to make him feel safer around you.
- Might look at your fangs from time to time, and he'll bring you blood bags from Medic when you get hungry.
- Starts calling you his little bat

💉 Medic 💉
- Fascinated by you. Of course he is.
- He wants to experiment but won't if you don't want to.
- He likes looking at your fangs a lot, running his fingers over them and smiling
- He'll give you blood bags so you don't get hungry, and he has way too many from his experiments.

🗡️ Spy 🗡️
- Very alarmed and is reaching for his butterfly knife.

- Calms down enough to listen to you explain that Medic gives you blood bags so you don't get hungry.
- He's still wary, but he likes to look at your fangs sometimes.
- Calls you petite chauve-souris (little bat)

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💉Medic💉

- He’s very curious about how you can walk so quietly, and you’ve startled him on more than one occasion

- He might get worried that you aren’t eating enough, so he might check you over in the Med Bay

- Once he figures out that you just have very quiet footsteps he’ll calm down

- Although now you’ve got him constantly looking over his shoulder in case you try to sneak up on him

- “You are one sneaky weasel schatz!” He says whilst ruffling your hair

⚾️ Scout ⚾️

- “Woah! What da hell? You tryna copy Spy or somethin’?”

- At first he’s little creeped out by how quietly you can walk, cause ya’ll know how he feels about Spy

- But over time he’ll start to warm up to the concept, often playing jokes on the other team members

- Ngl I think he might ask you if you can teach him how to be as quiet as you

🐻 Heavy 🐻

- Like Medic, I think he’d be curious about your ability to walk with making barely any noise

- ”Why leetle Y/N so quiet, da?”

- He might also worry that your under eating, and he might take you to Medic to make sure your getting enough food

- He thinks it’s a useful skill to have, you having slipped by the enemy team’s defences to secure a win multiple times

- He might be slightly more vigilant, occasionally glancing over his shoulder in case you’re trying to sneak up on him.

- “Leetle Y/N good at sneaking, da? Y/N much better than Spy” “Aw, thank you Heavy”

🗡️ Spy 🗡️

- “Oh ho ho? Is someone trying to be sneaky?”

This mf is *impressed*

He’ll often compliment your ability to be so quiet, saying how you’re second best only to him

- He might teach you some tricks on how to be even quieter, to the point where you’re virtually silent

- You two make a habit of sneaking up on each other to see who can startle each other better

- “Mon Ami, you are truly a master spy.”

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⚾Scout⚾
- Kinda takes a moment for his dumb@ss brain to process what you mean by that but when it finally clicks he's like ooooooooooh
- Since he considers himself Gods gift to women and therefore the epitome of manliness he will give you pointers on how to be more masculine.
- If you've had top surgery he will say your scars make you look sexy and if you haven't you're still sexy. Or cute, whatever works :3
- Constantly compliments you on how manly and awesome you are, and will proudly tell people you're his boyfriend.
- If anyone gives you shit they better be prepared for a knuckle sandwich to the face.

🍺 Demoman 🍺
- Very chill and supportive
- Will throw hands if you get disrespected.
- He also might give you tips on being manlier, although they're lighthearted if you don't want to listen.
- He *loves* to touch and caress your top surgery scars if you have them, telling you how sexy they make you look.
- Calls you all sorts of nicknames that sound manly. e.g: Bear, big man, lad, laddie, my man.

🔥 Pyro 🔥
- Very very supportive
- They're a genderless gremlin themselves so you could identify as a chair and they would still love you
- They love to make you little accessories in the colours of the trans flag, like pins or bracelets.
- They think your top surgery scars are very pretty too
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⚾️ Scout ⚾️
- My guy is f l u s t e r e d
- His face looks like a tomato lol
- When he finally comes to he grins like an idiot and tries to play off his embarrassment
- “Aw shucks babe, if ya wanted my attention ya coulda just asked!”
- He loves it when you do it but he’ll never admit it

🍺 Demoman 🍺
- Very flirty about it (cause yes)
- “Ooh, yer a cheeky one ya’are! Gonna haf’ta put ya in yer place if ye dunnae behave!”
- He likes kissing you back in revenge, and it becomes a game between you two. It often ends with you shagging in his room.

🏹 Sniper 🏹
- The reddest face imaginable when you kiss him. His entire body just freezes up like a statue.
- After about five minutes of worrying you might have broken him, he lets out a long, slow breath, sort of like a balloon deflating (but less weird sounding)
- He then quietly mutters; “Warn a bloke when ya pull somethin’ like that, wouldja?”
- You do it more often just to see him freeze up and then try to shrug it off

🧰 Engineer 🧰
- This poor man would be so startled and on edge from how many times a spy has backstabbed him.
- Almost hits you before realising who you are and apologizing.
- You do get told off, but it's understandable why he feels this way
- You apologise by hugging him and giving him a proper kiss, and he calms down and teasingly calls you "a sneaky lil' thing."

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Hi guys. So in case you’re wondering why there haven’t been any new updates lately, it’s because I’m not getting any requests. I can cook for you guys if I don’t have ingredients 😂
So please send in requests!!! I’m bored lmao

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Hi everyone. I'm going to be taking a break from writing because I have finals coming up and I'd really like to pass them. I will return sometime around December. Until then feel free to leave your requests for when I come back!
- Jayden