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after crying on the floor like a manly alpha for an hour solluyx stood up xooly and went back to his GAMERPAD
he sniffled uglyly and texted aradia
TA: AA
TA: AA help
AA: hell0 ! 0u0
TA: AA iim freakiing out
TA: ii 2lept wiith ED
AA: 0_0
AA: y0u did what?
AA: that is g00d news! perhaps n0w that y0ure n0 l0nger pittiful virgin pe0ple will actually like you
AA: 0u0
TA: NO!!
TA: not liike THAT
TA: ii meant liiterally
AA: 0h
TA: um ye2
TA: anyway2 ii thiink ii have a hot 2exy gay cru2h on hiim.......
AA: what a crazy w0rld we livin in 0_0
TA: ?
TA: whatever that mean2
TA: anyway2.. he 2aiid my tit2 were niice
AA: s0llux be careful i think eridan is a lesbian
TA: 2hut up AA you 2uck nook
AA: type shi
TA: 2crew thii2 youre no help
TA: have fun at whatever fucked up orgy youre probably at
AA: its s0 fun they are d0ing a wh0le musical number right n0w 0u0
SOLLUX logged off off the internet and laided in bed thinking about KAWAII erifin
erm.. no! ts cant be!* he thinks to himself desprerantly becase he does not want a gay yaoi crush on eridan what the hell
TERE IS AKNOK ON THE DOOORR AGAIN
"BANG BANG BANG BANG" said the malicious door of no-good and evil-doing