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1. The Best Laid Plans of Robins by Aleena_Pallaz

   Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Robin (Comics), Batman: Hush (2019), Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Gen, M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Jun 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Tim Drake & Jason Todd
   • Tim Drake & Bruce Wayne
   • Tim Drake & Dick Grayson
   • Jason Todd & Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson & Jason Todd
   • Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake
   • Cassandra Cain & Tim Drake
   • Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • implied
   • Tim Drake (DCU)
   • Jason Todd
   • Bruce Wayne
   • Dick Grayson
   • Alfred Pennyworth
   • Cassandra Cain
   • Tim Drake's Fake Uncle
   • Except it's Jason
   • Jason Todd is Uncle Eddie
   • Jason Todd is Red Hood
   • Tim Drake is Robin (DCU)
   • Tim Drake is Bad at Feelings
   • Good Sibling Jason Todd
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Feelings
   • Bruce Wayne Tries to Be a Good Parent
   • Bruce Wayne is Bad at Communicating
   • Tim Drake and Jason Todd are Siblings
   • Canon Divergence - Jason Todd's Attack on Titans Tower
   • Mediocre Parents Jack Drake and Janet Drake
   • Dead Jack Drake and Janet Drake
   • Tim Drake Needs a Hug (DCU)
   • Jason Todd is Bad at Feelings
   • Identity Reveal
   • Child Neglect
   • Swearing
   • Guns
   • Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting
   • Tim Drake Has Self-Worth Issues
   • Tim Drake Has a Plan
   • It doesn't quite go the way he expects it tho
   • Tim Drake has the survival skills of a wet paper bag
   • Good Sibling Dick Grayson
   • He's trying guys
   • Tim and Jason don't make it easy
   • Tim Drake Hires Jason to be His Fake Uncle
   • Unreliable Narrator
   • Canon-Typical Violence
   • POV Tim Drake (DCU)
   • POV Jason Todd
   • No Beta We Die Like Stephanie Brown
   • By which I mean that's a lie and this was actually betaed
   • i just wanted to use that tag
   • Bernard Dowd is a Good Friend
   • Tim Drake is a Chaotic Little Shit
   • Grief/Mourning
   • Tim Drake-centric (DCU)
   • Jason Todd-centric
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Bisexual Tim Drake (DCU)
   • He doesn't know that yet though
   • Bernard Dowd is a Menace
   • Jason Todd is a Menace
   • Jason Todd Being a Little Shit
   • Good Sibling Cassandra Cain
   • BAMF Cassandra Cain
   • Good Friend Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • Minor Tim Drake/Kon-El | Conner Kent
   • but it's mostly Bernard Dowd/Tim Drake for this fic
   • soon though
   • I promise

   Summary

   Tim's dad is dead, killed by a boomerang to the chest, and Tim is an orphan now. He knows Bruce would adopt him if needed but he couldn't possibly impose himself on the Wayne's more than he already has. It's okay though, because he has a plan for this, he just needs someone to play the role of his estranged "Uncle Eddie".

   Except... the guy he hires is weirdly concerned about his well being and Tim can't figure out why.

    

   Meanwhile, Jason Todd is forced to reevaluate his plans for his debut as Red Hood, because, as it turns out, his replacement is a suicidal idiot who can't be trusted to stay out of trouble.

    

   OR

    

   Tim Drake fails to recognize Jason Todd, back from the dead, and hires him to be his Uncle Eddie to avoid getting adopted by Batman. Somehow this ruins everyone's plans.

   Series

   • Part 1 of The Best Laid Plans

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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