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It was the day. The day to reveal Dazai's betrayal of the Ada and his relation to Chuuya. He wasn't nervous, more apprehensive. He'd never imagined the day when all would come to light would wound up being so soon, let alone today.
Dazai stuck to the plan, he entered work normally, acting even more lazy than usual. Kunikida rose up from his chair, scolding Dazai for being late.
Ranpo sat in the corner, quiet. Too quiet. Staring down Dazai like the barrel of a gun. Trying to guess Dazai's next move.
Dazai caught notice of his gaze and turn to face him, a cheap smirk coming across his face. He walked towards him in great leisure, stopping directly Infront of him. He wasn't scared of Ranpo, he knew that Ranpo wouldn't say anything without being certain and on top of that he knew what Dazai was capable of.
"So, how are you this fine day?" Dazai cheered, practically rubbing the fact he couldn't prove anything in his face.
"Fine." Ranpo answered basically forcing a single word out, not wanting to engage with Dazai, but not wanting to arouse suspicion in the office of bubbly personalities.
Dazai took that as a 'leave me be' and headed over to his desk, pushing the piles of paper around, as though he was playing Tetris.
All of a sudden Yosano burst through the doors with a battle cry, "the port have been spotted down at the docks, we need to go!!"
Everyone headed out the door, nearly plummeting down the steps in their rush. Yosano filled them in with more information on the way, "all the higher ranks are there and the most well known too! Something big must be going on!!"
It wasn't unusual for maybe a few members to group at the port, usually a max of two higher ups and ten errand boys. The port mafia did a lot of dealing over seas, which would lead to them getting many shipments throughout the year. This was very out of the ordinary though, all the higher ups? Lots of the most deadly members? This was not your average package, something was afoot.
When they reached the port, they formed a plan. A plan to spy carefully from the sidelines and only intervene if it was necessary.
They all got to the closest point they could get with being seen, many hidden behind pillars and stuffed into small crevices.
Ranpo kept his eyes on Dazai, closely examining his every move.
Dazai reached down into his point, feeling his phone, he hit a single button and a large amount of buzzing erupted from every device within an 100 foot radius. Giving away all hopes of secrecy.
The mafia shouted for them to reveal themselves, saying that if they wanted to see what their up to then all you needed to do was ask.
One by one the Ada crept out of their now compromised hiding spots, preparing for a possible fight to break out.
Mori clapped his hands, "now that we're all here, I have an announcement to make, alongside someone."
It was a set up, ofcourse!
Mori cleared his throat and began his speech, "good morning everyone, Pm and Ada. I, and a small group of people, have gathered yous all here today to expose a secret that has been weighing over some for a long time. I, Mori, have been acting as the boss for a while."
"Acting?" The onlookers wondered what he meant. After all most of them had no clue of this infutratement plan.
"Today, I announce publicly my dishonesty and intend to show you the true boss." Mori grinned, Dazai smirked.
So many questions were being thrown around the area, so many confused glances being exchanged over the speech.
Dazai raised his hand, "I have an announcement to make aswell." The Ada stared at him, telling him that now was no time to make fun of the mafia.
Ranpo clapped his hands, "I know who it is!" Everyone turned to face him, Dazai smiled at him.
"As we all know Dazai used to be a pm member before joining us. He hasn't disclosed his true rank to us directly but I know he was up there! Dazai left the mafia at 18 and joined us at 20. Just enough time to restart his new life as the boss of the port."
Gasps erupted from the audience, a ghastly one coming from kunikida. Remembering all his 'Attacks' on Dazai throughout the years.
Dazai applauded, followed by Mori, then by Hiroshi and then by Chuuya.
They all grouped together Infront of the shocked crowd and confirmed the story laid out by Ranpo, giving thanks to his intellect.
Chuuya and Dazai stood up longer than the rest, no one except Ranpo had even a clue as to what they were doing.
Dazai pulled out the chain from around his neck releasing the black ring attached to it.
Chuuya pulled a similar ring off his finger holding it to Dazai.
Dazai reached behind Chuuya and pulled him closer by the waist.
"Everyone, I'd like you to meet my fiancé of 4 years!"
Everyone stared blankly, the worlds worst enemies were actually the world's strongest couple. Kunikida practically fainted stumbling back onto Yosano.
The port mafia looked at the pair in disbelief, it would have taken great care to hide that big of a secret from them. Especially Mori.
Chuuya pulled Dazai in for a kiss, re-enforcing the announcement further.
The two hopped onto chuuyas motorcycle and drifted away into the busy city. Leaving the chaos for tomorrow.
Dazai woke up the next day, beside his husband to be, finally glad they didn't have to hide it and if anyone had a problem he was the PM boss.
He put on his suit that he had been preparing to wear for weeks and headed out the door to work.
It took a lot of getting used to but it all worked out in the end and skk lives happily and wealthily for ever after.