Archive of Our Own ^beta

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Group chat: WHO YPU GON CALL?

Hellscream: who wamts to go ti Galvs. hpuse with mr?

Thunderblast: me pls

Triptych: I'll come 

Galvatron: I didn't invite him, btw. Or any of you for that matter.

Scourge: Me and Cy are in, lol

Drift: He basically just asked, "Who wants to invade Galvatrons home with me?" AND YALL AGREED SMH

Cyclonus: i nver cnsentfed ro being invilvoled.

Hellscream: byt is alnosr midnight!

Galvatron: That's just more of a reason for me to NOT want you here!

Thunderblast: how do you speell everything wrong byll the bing word?

Triptych: BYLL THE BING??

Hellscream: BYLL THE BING!

Thunderblast: kys

Drift: WHERE DIS YPY LEARN THAT

Hellscream: in fucking rtrinf

Galvatron: WHAY

Scourge: WHATB

Cyclonus: WHAT

Triptych: I am approaching your location with speed, Hellscream.

Hellscream: why tf did tot make is sonyc so threatening???

Drift: So are we just gonna ignore Thunderblast using KYS?

Thunderblast: yes.

Hellscream: yes.

Galvatron: Why did we even use the serious names if no one is going to be serious in this chat???

Triptych: I can fix that!

Scourge: No, please lord no

Triptych changed multiple names

Albinocockroach: Triptych WTF??

Stabbyseppuku: wgy??????

Homelessbitch: go fuck yourself

Bossman: did I get the only normal name?

Cyclonus: nope

Spellchecker: HOW?

Triptych: I greatly fear Cyclonus too much to change his name 🫠

Cyclonus: the correce choice

Spellchecker: What did you do?

Spellchecker: Cyclonus, what did you do??

Spellchecker: CYCLONUS

Stabbyseppuku changed Triptych's name

TripleTheBitch: Awwww did you break out the proper spelling just for me?

Homelessbitch: doesn't he reLise?

Stabbyseppuku: givw hin a moment

TripleTheBitch: wait.

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Groupchat: WHO YPU GON CALL?

Bossman: I'm so pissed rn.

Superscreech: wkuty?

Cyclingcyclone: how do yoy even misspesl like tfat?

Bossman: So you know how I do baseball?

Bossman: Well, the team has a group chat.

Bossman: And it is driving me mad.

HomelessVampire: dosnt this ione?

Bossman: Yeah, but I actually like the people in this chat.

Superscreech: tge fuck?

Superscreech: yoy actullt LIJW us??

Bossman: Believe me, I didn't have a choice.

Bossman: Also, you all don't perpetually blow up my phone for no reason.

Bossman: Unlike them.

Groupchat: ITS BASEBALL BITCH!

Shawn: PISTASHIO IS ASS MAN!

Shawn: I DON'T KNIW WHAT TO TELL YAH

Malton: Will you shut the fuck up for like ten minutes?

Oliver: Seconded.

Leon: Damn!

Conner: how did you even get OLIVER to do that??? 

Conner: WHAT DID YOY DO??

Samuel: I'm tryna workkkkk shut uppp

Gaven: ^ everyone in this chats annoying.

Malton: Like YOU aren't?

Malton: Also, tf Shawn, what's your beef with pistachio?

Leon: How tf did you understand him???

Malton: His is easy compared to what I normally have to deal with.

Conner: proof?

Malton sent a screenshot:

Drifting: STEPHAN JUST PUSHED ME OFF THE WALL

Hellshriek: pysh ia a stronc wprd

Triplex: What would YOU call it? 🤨

Hellshriek: nydhinf

Galvanic: I hate that I understood that.

Scrounge: Wait is Devon okay???

Cyclone: Devons fibe

Hellshriek: i obly upshed hum. tp the ituple cjtr

Shawn: UH CONTEXT???

Leon: Yeah I feel context is very necessary for that

Malton: What context? Stephan pushed Devon off the wall, and Devon complained to the chat. That's literally it.

Malton: It's just the best example of how no one in that chat can spell properly.

Samuel: You wanna explain the names?

Samuel: Or whose so stupid they misspelt that horriblely?

Samuel: Like Stephan who?

Malton: Oh fuck no.

Oliver: (*^^*)

Conner: OLIVER??

Oliver: Yes?

Shawn: IS DEVON OKAY???

Malton: Devons fineeee. He's just a baby.