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Direct message Pops and Kid
Pops: Can you come in early tomorrow? Thanks! 🙏 😊
Kid: yeah ofc I can cap
what's up
Pops: Don't worry about it! 😀
Direct message buck<3 and eddie<3
buck<3: (*Screenshot Attached*)
am i cooked 🗣️
Eddie<3: Oh lord
I'm sorry
buck<3: wait no don't say that
you're meant to be supportive and delusional with me that this is a good thing
Eddie<3: I'm sure it's nothing bad!!!
Did I do good
buck<3: SIGHHH
thanks babe
Eddie<3: Is Jee-Yun asleep yet?
Mara is just about asleep
buck<3: i’m on the third story book
my voice is so tired
Eddie<3: I'll make you a hot chocolate
buck<3:
oh you love me
and i love you
are you okay??? I heard a bang
Eddie<3: I dropped my phon
e
> GC: not the 118
Maddie: Earlier, Eddie refused to acknowledge that Tommy insinuated they were dating
And
I don't know what to think of that
Athena: That's a little bit suspicious 🤨
> GC: 118 - buddie
Chimney: Time to revisit the bet 🗣️
Hen: Karen and I want to add two weeks to our date
Bobby: My lovely Athena and I would like to add a week 😁
ravi: 3 week
Chimney: 
Direct message Ravi and buck
ravi: hi
buck: that's a slur
ravi: why is it so hard to be nice to you
buck: what do you need panikkar
i'm babysitting my favourite nieces
ravi: they're talking about the bet and they're all changing their times so what do I change mine to
I was thinking 3 weeks
buck: you're really dedicated to winning this money jesus
ravi: how do you think I own so many properties
nobody got rich by refusing money
buck: forgot you're a l*ndlord
ravi: oh so you hate me
buck: you said it 🤷♀️
ravi: you hate me and want me dead
buck: go to bed
Direct message buck<3 and eddie<3
buck<3: jees asleep
come here
eddie<3: Coming!
buck<3: I need kisses
(reacted with ❤️ at 20:05)
Direct message Mara and Mama Hen
Mara: Mommyyyy
Mama Hen: Hey Baby, what's wrong???
Are you guys okay? Did something happen to Uncle Buck or Uncle Eddie?
Mara: They were KISSING
like you and Mama were talking about with Auntie Maddie
Mama Hen: Oh?????
Mara you’re my favourite do NOT tell your brother
Mara: Night mommy :)
Mama Hen: Goodnight Baby <3
Direct message buck<3 and eddie<3
buck<3: uh oh
Eddie<3: UH OH??? MARA AND JEE SEE US SMOOCHING AND YOU SAY UH OH??
buck<3: ravis gonna be so maddd
Eddie<3: Buck
We kissed in front of two children who were meant to be asleep
We are the WORST babysitters in the world
buck<3: they didn't seem like traumatised though
Eddie<3: That is NOT what I meant
Did you never have a babysitter in your life
buck<3: well no
my parents just left me home alone and locked the door
that's like. normal parenting.
Eddie<3: Oh baby no ❤️
Direct message Dumbass and Nuisance
Nuisance: Thanks again for looking after the kids 😊😊😊😊
Dumbass: you are aware of what i'm about to ask you right
Nuisance: ..
Yes
Dumbass: did you purposefully invite both me and Eddie to babysit the same night
Nuisance: Well…
Now that you put it that way
Dumbass: WHAT OTHER WAY WOULD YOU PUT IT
Nuisance: Accidental double booking??
Dumbass: stop meddling in my love life
Nuisance: :(
Direct message buck<3 and eddie<3
buck<3: ohmygof I'm gonna be sick
eddie I need to die
Eddie<3: Please tell me you aren't texting and driving?
buck<3: oh ye of little faith
I pulled over
Eddie<3: Aren't you meant to be at the station at 7?
buck<3: yes but he's gonna like fire me or something
Eddie<3: Buck
Bobby loves you
WHY on God's green earth would he just fire you randomly
buck<3: I DON'T KNOW
my brain is being dumb
Eddie<3: Can I help?
buck<3: no and that makes it suck more
okay i'm going now
Eddie<3: Crossing my fingers and my toes for you!
buck<3: ew ew ew never do that again I'd rather be fired
Direct message Eddie Diaz (Dad) and Christopher Diaz (Son)
Eddie: Hello son
I need your help
Chris: hello dad 🤨
what's up
Eddie: Don't give me that digital face
I need you to give Buck a pep talk
Chris: he's YOUR man 🤨🤨🤨
Eddie: Don't act like you're not pulling up his chat right now?
Chris: i knew I should've deleted life360
Eddie: You can do that on Life360??
I just assumed
Chris: OUCH
Eddie: ??
Chris: I just stabbed myself in the foot, clearly
Direct message Gay Josh (Dispatch) and Gay Eddie (118)
Josh: So
Eddie
:)
Eddie: Don't do that
What do you want
Josh: How is buck :)))))
Eddie: I don't like you
Josh: Gay on Gay crime
In JUNE
We live in a society
Eddie: This is why I don’t like you
Josh: Get back to canoodling with my best friend’s baby brother then
Eddie: Why did you have to phrase it like that
Direct message Buck<3 and Eddie<3
buck<3: can we talk about fish for a second
eddie<3: Of course
What about them
buck<3: they think they’re better than me
eddie<3: they absolutely do not but i love the enthusiasm
Direct message Eddie Diaz and Cap
Cap: Eddie, please come and collect Buck. He is doing things. - Bobby Nash
Eddie: He needs enrichment
Cap: I think he needs a backpack leash. We are at the aquarium. – Bobby Nash
Eddie: Why are you guys at the aquarium? I thought you wanted to talk to Buck.
Cap: I agreed to babysit Jee-Yun before shift for Chimney and Maddie. I am a professional Multitasker. - Bobby Nash
Eddie: On my way. (Sent with Siri Drive Mode)
> GC: 118 & Co.
Buck: friendly reminder of my good riddance party tomorrow
Eddie: How could we forget
It's not like it's the only thing you’ve been talking about today
Buck: crying. I'm crying. You made me cry
Eddie: Baby
Buck: now is NOT the time for that
Eddie: That was an insult
I’m insulting you
> GC: 118 - buddie
ravi: 🏳️🌈
Hen: Oh, absolutely
We don't even have to TRY anymore
Chimney: They do it to themselves at this point
Ravi: i'm actually going to be sick i hate gay people
Hen: So that wasn't you i saw kissing on Chimney’s brother at L.A pride, no?
Ravi: literally why would you say that
Chimney: Oh you went to pride?? Nice!!
(sent 14:06)
Chimney: Wait kissing on WHO
(sent 14:57)