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Sprout
GUYS. I WAS IN A RESEARCH RUN AND RODGER ACCIDENTALLY SPILT AN ICHOR CAPSULE ON ONE OF THE WATERCOOLERS. ITS NOW SENTIENT
Cosmo
what
Watercooler
buble
Shrimpo
WHAT THE FUCK
WHY DOES IT GET A SPECIAL USER
HOW THE FUCK DID IT EVEN GET INTO OUR CHAT
WATERCOOLER
Bobie
Astro
what the shit
Rodger
HOLY SHIT SPROUT I THOUGHT WE LOCKED IT UP
Flyte
ESCAPED I’M SORRY I WAS TOO SCARED TO EVEN LOOK AT IT
WATERCOOLER
boble
Dandy
what the actual shit that is terrifying
Shelly
Why’s it kinda hot tho
Blot
naC I trilF htiW tI??????
Looey
dude you know you can type normally, right? Void took like fifteen minutes on that one sentence
Blot
kcuF uoY
🎉🎉
who tf is void
WATERCOOLER
bebie
Cosmo
Holy shit it’s terrifying but so right and wise
Vee
what the flip guys. It’s just a Watercooler??????
Sprout
lol bro used flip
Vee
Please stop talking. I HAVE A BUILT IN CENSOR YOU meanie
Sprout
lmao take the L u overgrown shrek puke microwave
Dandy
can you guys like. Stop shitposting. And get on with the plot please???
Astro
Heck nah
Scraps
no thanks fuckface
I’d really rather choke on ichor than listen to you
Dandy
Fuck you you’re getting angst next chapter AND imposter syndrome take the L
WATERCOOLER
boble
Pebble
Can this illiterate piece of scrap metal stop aura farming. That’s MY thing.
WATERCOOLER
bubie…
Rodger
holy shit.
first of all you’re deep fried mf
second of all how tf are you chatting you greifer
Pebble
Bark bark motherfucker