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Summary
“Oh, you boys are just so clever!” Liane said, clasping her hands together. “Look at you—best friends!”
That word hit Cartman right in the throat. He glanced at Butters. Butters was already looking at him.Cartman forced it out, flat as a dead line reading. “Yeah. Best friends.”
Butters rubbed his hands together, cheeks pink. “Sure are.”
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When people start whispering about him and Butters, Cartman does what he does best: makes it worse. To distract the entire school (and himself), he launches a fake cryptocurrency scheme—complete with pyramid tiers, perks, and a suspiciously competent Butters as his right-hand man.
He says it’s about control. He says it’s about power. But mostly, it’s about how terrified he is of how much he actually likes Butters—and what it would mean if anyone found out. (High School)
Series
- Part 1 of Chaos Apocalypse (Cartters)