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irene + father #2
8:29 pm
father #2
How's school been?
Is the house still in one piece?
irene
fine and somewhat
father #2
So I'm not going to come back home
and find an alien in the pantry?
irene
that was ONE TIME
father #2
One time too many.
So no aliens?
irene
no aliens.
unless you count the avengers as aliens
father #2
Irene Donna Strange.
irene
😇😇😇
father #2
What did you do?
irene
i didnt do anything
but there was this whole wrong number thing
and tony stark messaged
but i got it handled dw
father #2
Tony Stark messaged you?
Also, "dw"?
irene
yes and dw abt it
father #2
That doesn't clarify anything.
Do you 'have it handled'
or do you actually have it handled?
irene
it's dealt with
i think
hopefully
it was just a misunderstanding
father #2
Do you need me to come back home?
irene
nah its under control
you can enjoy your space wizard trip
father #2
It's not a space wizard trip, but thank you.
father #2 has set their contact name to father
irene has set your contact name to father #2
father #2
Who is father #1??
irene
idk
im keeping the spot open
father #2
Okay...
Stay in school and do your homework.
Message or call if you need anything, alright?
I'll see you on Sunday.
irene
🫶🫶🧙♂️💖🚀
father #2 reac ted "❤️" to your message
irene
woah u know how to do that?
father #2
I was a neurosurgeon for over a decade.
I know how to operate a phone.
irene
whatever helps u sleep at night
father #2 reacted "😒 " to your message
Peter + not ned
8:52 pm
Peter
hey i dont know if you knew this
but we actually go to the same school??
not ned
yeah ik
youre in my physics class
mrs. warren
Peter
listen uh
ik we're not friends or anything
but id rlly appreciate if you
didnt mention the mr stark thing to anyone
not ned
by 'anyone' do u mean eugune?
Peter
...maybe
not ned
dont worry i wont tell
ur secrets safe with me
for now
may use it for future blackmail
Peter
is that a joke
please tell me youre joking
not ned
only one way to find out
can i ask how you know the avengers?
i mean ik stark said ur an intern
but stark industry interns dont work with the avengers
do they?
Peter
uhh i help mr stark with building stuff
sometimes we work on gear for the avengers
not ned
that's cool
so do you like
KNOW the avengers??
Peter
some of them
i mainly just work with mr stark
not ned
do you know spiderman?
Peter
uh..
yeah
a bit
not ned
interesting...
Peter
why?
is he like ur fav hero or smthn
not ned
no
Peter
oh
not ned
hes eugunes tho
hed be so jealous if he found out
that i knew spiderman...
could u give me his number?
Peter
i dont have his number sorry
we're not that close
not ned
thats alg
plus ik hes got his secret identity
giving his number to strangers
would probably end badly
Peter
yeah thats true
spiderman cant be just
messaging random people
not ned
can you imagine if spiderman messaged
instead of you?
LMAO
just a random civilian at 2am
thatd be wild
Peter
HAHAhahahaahha
that would be crazy
good thing it was me who messaged
and not spiderman :)
i am SO FAR from spiderman its funny
not ned
mhm..
Peter
why are you friends with flash?
not ned
woah
big topic change
Peter
sorry
its just.
you seem nice and
flash is.. flash
not ned
yeah he can be a bit of a dickhead
uhh we've been friends for a long time
idk hes.
i am sorry about how he treats u and ur friends
he can take things a bit far
Peter
its fine!!! its not ur fault
not ned
but still
i mean hes not gonna apologise
so someone might as well
Peter
thank you :)
not ned
hey ur on the academic
decathlon team right?
Peter
yeah i am, why?
not ned
you'll see
Peter
wdym ill see???
not ned
:)
Peter
im scared.