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Trevor: I’ve got an idea

Jamie: There’s only about 1000 different ways this could go wrong, what’s up?

Trevor: We should make a groupchat!!

Jamie: We’ve got a million of those already, what’s different.

Trevor: We should make a groupchat with all the queer nhl players we know!

Jamie: No

Jamie: Oh wait no that’s actually a good idea

Trevor: See! I have good ideas sometimes!

Jamie: Mhm, sure Z.

Trevor Zegras Created ‘NHL GROUPCHAT

Trevor Zegras added Jamie Drysdale, Jack Hughes, and Cole Caufield

Trevor: Hear me out guys

Jack: Nothing good can come from this

Jamie: No no, let him cook

Trevor: Chat for queer nhl players!!!

Cole:…

Jack: There’s more of us?

Trevor: There’s got to be!

Jack: How will we find them

Trevor: I never claimed to know how to find people, just that there are people!

Jack: ugh

Jamie: Jack be nice

Jack: I don’t know you you deal with him

Jack Hughes added Quinn Hughes

Jack: You’ve got to deal with them now

Quinn: what is this

Jack: Backread.

Quinn: Huh. Trevor coming up with a good idea for once?

Trevor: 😍😍😍

Quinn: don’t push it

Trevor: :(

Jamie: you made him sad!

Quinn: Oops?

Quinn: so we can add any queer players?

Trevor: yes!!

Quinn Hughes added Thatcher Demko and Rasmus Dahlin

Demko: hello

Jack: Oh my god Demko is queer- Quinn why did you never tell me

Demko: :)

Quinn: never came up?

Jack: 💍

Demko: gonna pass this one, sorry buddy

Jack: worth a shot

Dahlin: Quinn, why add me here.

Quinn: make some friends

Dahlin: I don’t need more friends, I’ve got my sabres

Quinn: your sabres are pathetic

Dahlin: rude

Quinn: am I wrong?

Dahlin: no :(

Trevor: look at our boy socializing

Jamie: who’s our boy??

Trevor: Quinn, obviously

Jamie: it was not obvious Z

Trevor: :(

Dahlin: Jamie, you’ve made your boyfriend upset

Jack: IM SCREENSHOTTING THAT

Dahlin: ?

Jamie: We aren’t dating

Dahlin: oh

Dahlin: sorry?

Trevor: it’s fine- people assume quite a bit actually

Jamie: yeah, I’ve got no idea why

Jack: I couldn’t possibly think of a reason why

Trevor: I know!!

Thatcher Demko Added Joseph Woll

Woll: Nope. Not another groupchat.

Demko: hear me out

Woll: I’m so done with your groupchats dude- stop adding all of us

Quinn: who’s us?

Woll: hello Hughes

Quinn: Hi

Jack: Hi

Woll:…

Quinn: that was to me idiot

Jack: who would greet you before greeting me?!

Woll: I would

Quinn: ha.

Joseph Woll added William Nylander, Mitch Marner and Austin Matthews

Cole: ew, this place is overrun with leafs

Mitch: ew a hab

Auston: Be nice mitchy

Quinn: Ew romance

Auston: ???

Mitch: We aren’t dating???

Quinn: oh my god there’s more of you idiots

Mitch: What do you mean?!

Quinn: People who can’t get their love life together, like my little brother

Jack: rude!

Quinn: I didn’t say you specifically

Jack: you think Luke is pulling..?

Quinn: fair

Jack: also you’re wrong!!

Quinn: oh?

Dahlin: OH??

Quinn: of course the sabre comes out when there’s drama

Dahlin: shush

Jack Hughes added Nico Hischier

Quinn: OH???

Nico: Hello!!

Trevor: 😍😍😍

Jack: lay off my man Z

Quinn: YOUR MAN??

Nico: :)

Quinn: YOU DIDNT THINK TO TELL ME??

Quinn: DOES LUKE KNOW? HOW LONG HAS THIS BEEN GOING ON??

Nico: Hello Quinn

Quinn: Hi Nico

Quinn: JACK TELL ME WHATS GOING ON

Jack: Hey! Why are you nice to him and not me!

Quinn: he’s not my little brother

Jack: damn.

Jack: Hey, atleast I’ve got my love life together

Quinn: you think I don’t?

Jack: do you?

Quinn: well no

Jack: :)

Quinn: Fuck it

Quinn: Demmer are you still here?

Demko: yep.

Quinn: Go out with me.

Demko: ???

Quinn: do I need to repeat it?

Demko: nope, heard you loud and clear cap

Demko: and yeah okay

Trevor: it’s that easy??

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Auston Matthews added Sidney Crosby

Sid: Hi

Jamie: WHAT

Cole: THE

Trevor: HELL

Jamie: ???

Auston: Can’t have a queer groupchat without the queerest of them all

Sid: Thanks

Mitch: Tone, why do you have Sidney Crosby number???

Auston: uhh- first overall stuff?

Dahlin: Oh hi sid

Sid: Hello Rasmus

Sidney Crosby added Evgeni Malkin

Geno: Hello!

Cole: I should really stop being surprised

Jamie: yep.

Sid: Hello Love!

Geno: Sid :D

Cole: I take back everything

Quinn: You’re dating???

Sid: Married

Jack: congratulations by the way, sad I couldn’t go

Quinn: YOU KNOW SIDNEY CROSBY? AND YOU KNEW HE WAS MARRIED?

Jack: First overall stuff big bro

Rasmus: *fist bump*

Geno: Is ovi here?

Sid: We should add him

Malkin added Alexander Ovechkin

Ovi: Hello Geno

Sid: Wow, where’s my hello

Ovi: :)

Rasmus: it’s like birdwatching

Cole: shh, the vets are talking

Jack: You both are stupid

Quinn: enough Jack

Jack: :(

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Mitchy: Heyyy

Jack: Hello Marner

Mitchy: Oh come on, we know each others like- biggest secret! You can call me by my first name!

Jack: nah

Sid: Kids these days

Auston: It’s just him I promise

Nylander: It’s not. You should see them at practice 

Auston: since when are you here? 

Nylander: I’m a lurker 🤷‍♂️

Woll: I added him the same time I added you

Cole: Ugh.. too many leafs

Cole Caufield added Nick Suzuki

Cole: There we go

Suzuki: What is this..?

Cole: NHL queer groupchat

Suzuki: you’re queer?? SIDNEY CROSBY IS QUEER??

Cole: I’ve definitely told you before

Trevor: knowing you, you probably forgot

Cole: rude!

Quinn: Chill out Z, being a hater is my job

Nylander: Can I also get a hater pass?

Quinn: what makes you deserve it

Nylander: I’ve got to deal with Auston and Mitch

Quinn: fair enough

Mitchy: that’s not all he’s got to deal with 

Nylander: don’t you dare

Auston: Mitch don’t 

Mitch Marner added David Pasternak 

Pasta: ???

Nylander: Hello.

Pasta: Hello Willy!

Nylander: Mitchell Marner I’m going to murder you.

Pasta: Why are we killing Mitch?

Nylander: why not.

Pasta: fair

Nylander: :)

Mitch: simp

Nylander: Shush.

Quinn: Willy, you get all the hater passes, I’m so sorry you have to deal with this.

Nylander: ;(

Suzuki: How do you guys even know so many queer players- how did you know I was queer Cole?

Cole: I’ve seen the magazines in your room

Jack: you’ve been in his room?

Cole: shh

Suzuki: YOUVE BEEN IN MY ROOM??

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Jamie: HELLO ALL

Quinn: hello Jamie

Ovi: hello little flyer

Jamie: can I add a straight person??

Mitchy: are they questioning..?

Jamie: no, he just really needs friends 

Trevor: Sure!

Jamie Drysdale added matvei michkov 

Ovi: LITTLE RUSSIAN!!

Michkov: hello :)

Geno: HELLO THERE!

Ovi: I saw him first 

Geno: but I’m better

Sid: I agree with Geno

Ovi: stay out of this Canada boy

Geno: love you Sid, but this is Russian business 

Jack: wtf

Quinn: no no, let it happen

Michkov: what’s going on?

Ovi: I’m going to adopt you

Michkov: I have a mom?

Ovi: I am new mom

Michkov: you know what, it’s better than whatever is going in Philly

Sid: damn right

Pasta: Now that that’s out of the way, we need more black and yellow in here, and not in the penguin way

Sid: >:(

David Pasternak added Jeremy Swayman

Sway: Hello!!

Woll: Ah, a buddy for my suffering

Demko: hello Jermey 

Sway: I’m very angry I wasnt added here before

Demko: 🤷

Suzuki: out of pure curiosity.. were the goalie hugs gay..?

Swayman: oh definitely, we’re married

Suzuki: I owe Slaf a lot of money.

Cole: Damn right you do!!

Cole: Sorry slafkovsky took my phone 

Jermey Swayman added Linus ullmark 

Quinn: overrun by goalies 

Ully: is that a problem?

Demko: yeah Quinn, what’s wrong?

Ovi: why do they bully the little Canuck 

Jack: cause it’s fun

Quinn: I hate you all

Demko: ;)

Suzuki: I’m now 120 dollars poorer

Cole: you’re a multi-millionaire, life with it

Suzuki: you’re so mean to me coley

Cole: I’m the nicest

Trevor: I disagree

Cole: WHY ARE YOU HERE

Trevor: :(

Jamie: >:(

Cole: …

Cole: fine, sorry Trevor.

Trevor: it’s okay :3

Quinn: never do that again

Trevor: anything for you 🥰

Quinn: Jamie, please get your gremlin

Jamie: sorry, sorry, I’m getting him

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Sid: Hello

Trevor: HELLO SIDNEY CROSBY!!

Sid: hi Trevor 

Mitch: did you need something Sid or have you just decided to grace us with your presence 

Sid: actually I do need something

Dahlin: oh?

Sid: does anybody have the contact information of those two codependent sharks?

Mitch: who?

Sid: you know; the two who are always together

Quinn: Mack and will.

Sid: yeah! Those two!

Jack Hughes added will smith and Macklin Celebrini

Mack: ???

Sid: Hi kid

Mack: MR CROSBY??

Sid: just Sid is fine

Will: What is this?

Cole: it’s a groupchat for queer nhlers 

Will: im straight???

Mack: so am I??

Sid: you aren’t dating?

Mack: NO???

Sid: oh- you just reminded me of Geno and myself when we were younger so I assumed- I’m sorry.

Quinn: Watch this

Quinn: hey Mack, who’s your emergency contacts

Mack: my parents, toff and will

Quinn: what’s your lockscreen

Mack: Me, Aiden and will

Quinn: What’s your home screen

Mack: me, will and eky

Quinn: what photo do you have framed on your nightstand?

Mack: me and will

Quinn: who did you eat dinner with last night?

Mack: will

Quinn: and the night before? 

Mack: will

Quinn: who do you room with for away games?

Mack: will

Quinn: See? 

Mack: oh my god

Will: I didn’t even know half that stuff?

Mack: oh my god- will are we gay?

Will: I guess so

Mack: huh.

Trevor: ITS THAT EASY?

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Trevor:WE ARE BACK!!

Sid: ?

Mack: congratulations trevor

Jack: Ayy- metro buddies!

Mitch: what happened

Jack: I forget you old people don’t check your phones

trevor: GUESS WHOS REUNITING!!

Sid: is Jamie back to being a duck?

trevor: NOPE! GUESS WHOS A FLYER NOW!!

Cole: get it girl

Jamie: <3

Trevor: IM SO HYPED

Sid: ah I see, congratulations Trevor

ovi: remind me of me and Nicky :)

Michkov: Welcome to Philadelphia Trevor!

Woll: Flyers really are the gayest team

Mitch: WE ARE SO MUCH GAYER

Drysdale: I mean, I don’t know about right now, buttttt

Jamie Drysdale added Cam York, Joel farbee and Morgan frost

Yorkie: WASSUPPPP

Sid: ah. I feel like there’s somebody I should add.

geno: Noooo

sidney Crosby added Claude giroux

Giroux: hello my flyer children

BeeBee: Hi dad!

Frosty: hi dad

Yorkie: hi dad

Marner: freaks

Pastrnak: I don’t like the amount of flyers here, it makes me greatly uncomfortable.

Nylander: I agree

Auston: of course you agree with him