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2025-08-04
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11/?
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Yandere HSR Men SMAU (Normalised Yandere AU)

Chapter 11: Part 11: Oh Fuck

Summary:

Warnings: normalised yandere, NSFW, nudes, mention of masturbaiting, the yanderes are horny, female reader

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[Name] and co

A group chat for everyone 🩷

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[ Name ]: Hjshd98&:”$%##

[ Name ]: X

[Name] sent a photo

Caelus : Goddamn😍

Caelus : 🙇🏼‍♂️

Gallagher : Oh wow…

Phainon : God you’re gorgeous ❤️🧎‍♂️

Sampo : 🤤

Sampo : 🥵

Argenti : You are blessed by the Idrila, beauty incarnated 🙏🏻❤️ We are lucky to be able to gaze upon you

Aventurine: We sure are lucky

Jing Yuan: You’re so beautiful

Mydei: I’m at loss for words by your beauty

[ Name ]: OMG

[ Name ]: FUCK IM SORRY

[ Name ]: I was putting my phone in my bag and I must have accidentally sent it somehow

[ Name ]: IM SO SORRY

[ Name ]: OMG I CANT DELETE IT

[ Name ]: FUCK WHAT DO I DO?

Jing Yuan : Calm down. It’s alright ❤️

[ Name ]: NO ITS NOT ALRIGHT

[ Name ]: I JUST SHARED A PICTURE OF ME NAKED ON MY BED WERE YOU CAN SEE LITERALLY EVERYTHING TO A GROUP CHAT WITH 20 MEN! HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO NOT CRASH OUT?!

Phainon: It’s okay sweetheart, I promise. We all know each others❤️ We are no strangers

Mydei : Why do you have a picture of you naked on your bed? Not that I’m complaining or anything

Phainon : Mydei now is not the time

Boothill : I’m wondering the same thing as Mydei👀

Caelus : Girl you are so sexy, I almost busted on right then and there

Aventurine : Almost?

Caelus : Hehe🤭 Or maybe not almost…

Sampo : My phone is sticky

Caelus : Same

Mydei : Same

Phainon : Same

Dan Heng :

Mr. Reca : Same

Blade : Same

Jing Yuan : Same

Jiaoqiu : I’m gonna bring Hoolay back to life and kill he again for making me blind

Luocha : Our deal still stands. I will cure you

Jiaoqiu : Thank you, I appreciate it

Luocha : Anything for a friend

[ Name ]: You guys are really not helping

Dan Heng : Have you tried tapping the image and holding it?

[ Name ]: I’ve tried to be it’s not working!

[ Name ]: I’m literally shaking rn. Fml

Caelus : I’m also shaking

Sunday : Shut up Caelus

Sunday : Have you tried you tried to mark it and then delete it? It usually works right? Are you in your room?

[ Name ]: Yeah

Sunday : Maybe Dan Heng or Welt can come and help you?

[ Name ]: No. I’m gonna be in here for eternity

Sunday : But that’s not doable

Welt : One of us can come and help you, if you want?

[ Name ]: Okay. Fine

Welt : @Dan Heng? Are you able to help? You are a bit more familiar with her phone model than I am

Dan Heng : I will be there in a short bit

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[Name]

A group chat to talk about [Name]

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Boothill : Holy fork

Aventurine : She’s so hot

Gepard : Poor [Name]. I feel really bad for her

Argenti : Same. My poor rose💔

Moze : Took a screenshot

Phainon : Same. How could I not?

Dr. Ratio : I do feel sorry for her, though this should be a lesson as to why it’s not wise to take nudes.

Anaxa : Mhm, though this is a blessing in disguise. Her carelessness came us in favour

Sunday : Is this a sign to take away her phone privileges?

Jing Yuan : One could think so. Imagine if she sent it to the wrong kind of people?

Dr. Ratio : That is a horrible thought. She was lucky