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Part 1 of Prussian Ficker's Infodump Books
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2025-08-09
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2025-08-30
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Chapter 2: Kingdom-Fantasy : Britannia and B.E #1 : Britannia

Summary:

hahahaha piracy go brrrr

Notes:

THIS IS NOT SUPPOSED TO OFFEND PEOPLE.
I HAVE A FRIEND THAT'S SPANISH BY DESCENT AND HE'S AMAZING, AND I'M IRISH MYSELF.
PLEASE DON'T PUBLICLY EXECUTE ME.
Ok, i got the disclaimer outta the way.
Enjoy my non-serious explanations.
UPDATE!! if the chapter seems shorter, its because I'm seperating them, so I'll do B.E-specifc headcanons in chapter 3

(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)

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B.E's (British Empire) Kingdom.

More of a naval/pirate/trade empire than a actual kingdom by traditional standards.

There's a stretch of ocean that is commonly reffered to as "The Dead Zone" and its reffered to as such because unless you were a trusted ally of the Crown(/Portugese) your ass was going to get privateered, converted into another British naval vessel and your crew was going to be forced into the Royal Navy or blown up. Possibly all three, if you're French, Spanish or Irish unlucky enough.

Basically, if you're Spanish, French, or a "disloyal" Irish person you're kinda fucked. You're safe if you're Portuguese though.

They'll sometimes just annex random ass ports and tarrif the shit outta (non-British) merchant ships because why the fuck not.

Notes:

I could've been working on my Halloween costume. But instead i decided to feed into the countryhumans brainrot further. It doesnt rlly make a difference tbh, since im going as prussia anyway.

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