Archive of Our Own ^beta

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8:23 am

ParrotX2 added SpokeisHere

ParrotX2 added wemmbu

Parrotx2 added FlameFrags

SpokeisHere: ???

wemmbu: bro what

ParrotX2: i made a gc

FlameFrags: why bro

SpokeisHere: ^

ParrotX2: why not 

ParrotX2: you guys ask too many questions 

wemmbu: sure man

ParrotX2: shut up you’re supposed to be dead

wemmbu: …

FlameFrags: …

FlameFrags: I’m killing you

wemmbu: you can try bro but I’m lowk the strongest on the server

FlameFrags: stfu

SpokeisHere: well thsi was a fun converstaion!

FlameFrags: shut up

ParrotX2: shut up

wemmbu: shut up 

SpokeisHere: :sob:

Seen by wemmbu + 2 others

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5:38 pm

ParrotX2, SpokeisHere, + 2 others…

wemmbu added eggchan

SpokeisHere is online

SpokeisHere: well if it isn’t my gopud friend eggchan!

SpokeisHere: how have you been?

wemmbu: bro

eggchan: bro

SpokeisHere: you all hate me

eggchan renamed the groupchat to unstable with the bros

wemmbu: okay then

eggchan: bro how have none of you thought to name the gc

SpokeisHere: in my defense the gc was just mafede 

wemmbu: what is that supposed to say :sob:

SpokeisHere: made obviously

eggchan: :sob:

SpokeisHere added Mapicc

SpokeisHere: if ypu guys are adding your duo i am 2

wemmbu: its just been me

ParrotX2 is online

ParrotX2: can you guys genuinely stfu

ParrotX2: my phone wont stop pinging

wemmbu: (✿◠ᴗ◠)

Seen by ParrotX2 and 2 others

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7:53 pm

unstable with the bros

Mapicc is online

Mapicc: oh what is this

FlameFrags is online

FlameFrags: when did you get here??

Mapicc: idk

FlameFrags: thanks bro

FlameFrags: you’re really helpful brp 

Mapicc: brp

FlameFrags: imma kill you

Mapicc: you say that to everyone :sob:

FlameFrags: i hate everyone here bro

Seen by Mapicc

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10:04 am

ParrotX2 and 3 others are online

ParrotX2: yo has anyone else seen that invis guy running around with netherite trims?

eggchan: …

FlameFrags: yes bro he was tryna kill Boosfer when i was with him

ParrotX2: wait what

ParrotX2: why

FlameFrags: how should i know

FlameFrags: he chased him into the nether 

ParrotX2: ok not that

ParrotX2: well partially that

ParrotX2: why were u with the invis guy

FlameFrags: r u slow

FlameFrags: i was with Boosfer

eggchan: y

FlameFrags: to find wemmbu bro

FlameFrags: Boosfer told me that he knew what happened to wemmbu

FlameFrags: he told me clown killed wemmbu

FlameFrags: lying tho cause wemmbus in the gc

ParrotX2: :sob: i told you 

ParrotX2: wait

FlameFrags: ?

eggchan: ? 

ParrotX2: egg wouldnt u know where wemmbu is cause ur his best friend 

eggchan: uh 

eggchan: not really bro he ran off

FlameFrags: wait where r u even

FlameFrags: I haven’t seen u at all on the server

eggchan: uhhhh

eggchan is offline 

ParrotX2: okay then

ParrotX2 and 1 other are offline

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9:37 pm

unstable with the bros

ParrotX2 and 5 others are online

eggchan: ghelp 

ParrotX2: ?

SpokeIsHere: ??

Mapicc: what 

eggchan: I’m hiding in a wall

Mapicc: what r we supposed to do abt that

eggchan: the end is being overrun again 

eggchan: help

wemmbu: bro

FlameFrags: yes wemmbu go to the end and save your best friend 

FlameFrags: :)

wemmbu: ur gonna try and kill me

wemmbu: egg u got it right

eggchan: no???

eggchan: someone’s coming help

SpokeisHere: byebye eggchan! It was nice knowinf ypu 

eggchan: oh wait

eggchan added MinuteTech

FlameFrags: oh

wemmbu: ohhhh

MinuteTech: hello

ParrotX2: minute? 

MinuteTech: hi guys

Mapicc: hey…

SpokeisHere: …

SpokeisHere is offline

MinuteTech: ah.

Mapicc is offline

MinuteTech is offline

eggchan: ???

wemmbu: ???

ParrotX2: ???

ParrotX2: weren’t they buddies when we fought the mafia?

FlameFrags: yh

ParrotX2: brah ok

Seen by FlameFrags and 3 others————————————————-

9:53 pm 

Direct Messages

Mapicc: bro

SpokeisHere: what

Mapicc: r we gonna apologize 

Mapicc: yk cause we like griefed the end

SpokeisHere: uhhhhh

SpokeIsHere: no idea waht ur talking abyt

Mapicc: bro

SpokeIsHere: hro 

Mapicc: can u spell properly 

Mapicc: ok wait

Mapicc: r u gonna apologize or what

Mapicc: cause I am

SpokeIsHere: I’m sure it’s fine bro

SpokeIsHere: he probable doesn’t even care anymore 

Mapicc: r u serious 

Mapicc: ok whatever 

Mapicc is offline

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10:17 pm

Direct Messages

Mapicc: yo minute?

MinuteTech is online

MinuteTech: yes?

MinuteTech: what do you need mapicc

Mapicc: uh

Mapicc: ok look

Mapicc: I’m like sorry for what me and spoke did to the end :sob:

MinuteTech: oh

MinuteTech: well thank you

Mapicc: we chill?

MinuteTech: yes bro

Seen by Mapicc

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3:28 am 

unstable with the bros

SpokeIsHere: yo anyone up

SpokeIsHere: no?

SpokeIsHere: wahh 

SpokeIsHere: aw man

SpokeIsHere: you guys suck

SpokeIsHere: :sob:

ParrotX2 and 2 others are online

FlameFrags: can u shut the fuck up

wemmbu: ^

ParrotX2: spoke shut up

ParrotX2: genuinely all i can hear are notifications

SpokeIsHere: ypu guys r so nean to me 

ParrorX2: get your spelling under control first

SpokeIsHere: its not my fakuyt

wemmbu: fakuyt

FlameFrags: fakuyt

SpokeIsHere: shut up

SpokeIsHere: anyway noew that ur here 

SpokeIsHere: >:D

SpokeIsHere added ClownPierce

SpokeIsHere added ashswag

SpokeIsHere added TheRealSquiddo

SpokeIsHere added FerreMC

SpokeIsHere added PrinceZam

ParrotX2: …

FlameFrags: …

wemmbu: now why tf would u do that

SpokeIsHere: hehhehheh

ashswag: …

ashswag: spoke.

SpokeIsHere: wat

ashswag: why

TheRealSquiddo: ^

wemmbu: ^

ParrotX2: this might be the only time i agree with this idiot

ashswag: tf is this slander

SpokeIsHere: :sob:

SpokeIsHere: i did somethibnf great adn u akll curse me

ashswag: spoke.

ashswag: are you in my walls.

SpokeisHere is offline

ashswag is offline

FlameFrags: tf

wemmbu: what do we do abt ts 

wemmbu: parrot do something

ParrotX2: what am I supposed to do bro

wemmbu: idk ur the smart one

FlameFrags: bro 

wemmbu: k imma just leave it

wemmbu is offline

FlameFrags: k bro

FlameFrags is offline

Seen by ParrotX2

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4:58 am

unstable with the bros

ClownPierce: what tf is ts

FerrecMC: i don’t know

ashswag is online

ashswag: its those four idiots’ group chat

ClownPierce: then why tf are we here

ashswag: that cockroach spoke added us

FerreMC: oh

PrinceZam: bug metaphors are my thing ash

ClownPierce: …

FerreMC: …

ashswag: …

PrinceZam: what

FerreMC: i thought u were dead

PrinceZam: oh uh

PrinceZam: surprise!

FerreMC: the fuck

PrinceZam: you all suck

ashswag: yeah balls

Seen by ClownPierce and 2 others

ashswag: yeah fuck you too i guess

ashswag is offline

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6:07 am

unstable with the bros

MinuteTech and 2 others are online

MinuteTech: egg

MinuteTech: come help bro 

eggchan: bro what

MinuteTech: clean the end

MinuteTech: how did it get so bad in the week i was gone

eggchan: lmao

ClownPierce: minute

MinuteTech: yes what

ClownPierce: coem visit nether pls

MinuteTech: no

ClownPierce: why

MinuteTech: because I’m busy

MinuteTech: so no.

ClownPierce: :(

eggchan: pmc crumbs

MInuteTech: ?

ClownPierce: ??

eggchan: pmc crumbs….

MinuteTech: …i think i need to ban you from the library

MinuteTech: cause what r u reading 

ClownPierce is offline

MinuteTech is offline

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9:54 am

unstable with the bros

FlameFrags and 4 others are online

FlameFrags: wemmbu come fight me

wemmbu: no bro

wemmbu: I’m retired 

FlameFrags: not anymore 

ashswag: wemmbu come visit me at my retirement home

eggchan: wtf :sob:

wemmbu: no.

ashswag: fucl u

ashswag: fuck* 

ashswag: no one say anything.

FlameFrags: …okay bro

PrinceZam: wemmbu my good friend! u can stay at my place!

wemmbu: …

wemmbu is offline

eggchan: ooh.

PrinceZam: :(

PrinceZam: awh man.

PrinceZam is offline

ashswag: okay so…

ashswag: r we gonna do anything abt that

FlameFrags: why would we do anything

eggchan: cause like 

eggchan: its been a whole season

eggchan: and they’re still not over each other 

ashswag: I’m also really bored

FlameFrags: bro ts is not real 

Seen by eggchan and 1 other

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10:36 am

ashswag added eggchan

ashswag added FlameFrags

ashswag added ParrotX2

ashswag added ClownPierce 

ashswag added FerreMC

ashswag added SpokeisHere

ashswag added Mapicc

ashswag added TheRealSquiddo

ashswag added MinuteTech

eggchan: oh ur serious abt this

ashswag: yes.

ParrotX2: ash.

ParrotX2: wtf is this?

SpokeIsHere: ^^

FlameFrags: go check unstable with the bros

ParrotX2: k

ClownPierce: ??

Seen by FerreMC and 6 others

10:42 am

FerreMC: i think I understand now

TheRealSquiddo: omg

TheRealSquiddo: I’ve always wanted to do one of these!!

Mapicc: wait i still don’t get it

ashswag: so r we just slow or

Mapicc: can u shut up

TheRealSquiddo: we are going…

TheRealSquiddo: to help wemmbu and zam get back together!

TheRealSquiddo: to help them get over their rocky past and…

MinuteTech: ah i understand now

TheRealSquiddo: cutting me off.. >:(

MInuteTech: sorry lmao

TheRealSquiddo named the groupchat Operation Mutiny <3

ParrotX2: so how do we do this

eggchan: idk ur the smart one

FlameFrags: ^

ClownPierce: yh

Mapicc: ^

ParrotX2: i hate you all bro

ParrotX2: i know damn well you lot can think

eggchan: yeah but you’re the main character

ParrotX2: what the fuck r you talking about

MinuteTech: have you been reading too much again

eggchan: ummm ignore what i just said

FlameFrags: okay anyways what are we going to do

SpokeIsHere: mweheheheh…

TheRealSquiddo: ( •̀ᴗ•́ )و ̑̑

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10:53 am

Operation Mutiny<3

eggchan and 7 others are online

MinuteTech: okay so what actually happened to them

MinuteTech: cause i have no idea

ClownPierce: i only really paid attention to when i kidnapped them

MinuteTech: you what

ClownPierce: uh

eggchan: on yeah I remember that

eggchan: you trapped me in solitary for like a week after wemmbu escaped

MinuteTech: i see

ashswag: can we get to the actual point

FerreMC: yeah

eggchan: uh ok

eggchan: this was so long ago bro

eggchan: but fear not

eggchan: the Lore Keeper knows all

ParrotX2: :sob: 

Mapicc: ts is not tuff

FlameFrags: ill try and fill in some of what happened

ParrotX2: you were a guard weren’t you?

FlameFrags: yeah bro

ashswag: all of you shut up

ashswag: egg

ashswag: get on with it

eggchan: ok so

eggchan: wemmbu and zam were friends right

eggchan: and me nd wemmbu were building a colony for zam

eggchan: and for some reason zam hated me

FlameFrags: bro

FlameFrags: he genuinely did bro

FlameFrags: i swear he went on a few rants about how is day was ruined when you showed up bro

Mapicc: tf

MInuteTech: :sob:

eggchan: ok whatever bro

FlameFrags: oh right

FlameFrags: wemmbu made a stupid joke

eggchan: yes bro

eggchan: life would be peachy if he didn’t do that

ParrotX2: what was it

Mapicc: what did he say

FlameFrags: id betray you if the money was good

MinuteTech: …

MInuteTech: that’s gotta be cooked

ashswag: so he’s trolling

ahsswag: yeah no wonder that war happened 

FlameFrags: so anyway

FlameFrags: zam sent me to be a spy and pretend to break into a vault wemmbu was guarding 

eggchan: never do that again bro

FlameFrags: yeahh bro

FlameFrags: so them zam betrayed lmao

eggchan: not funny u guys kidnapped me

ashswag: what is up with you getting captured

MInuteTech: fr bro

eggchan: idk man

eggchan: I’m a chungie 

FlameFrags: ok after that wemmbu fucking nuked the empire

Mapicc: :sob: why is that all he does

ClownPierce: oh I’m in this bit

FerreMC: yes we kidnapped the two and egg

ClownPierce: it was really entertaining 

eggchan: thanks man

FerreMC: well anyways

FerreMC: so zam and wemmbu worked together to escape the prison

eggchan: and I sacrificed myself so wemmbu could escape

Mapicc: okay so they did work together

ashswag: we can work with this

ClownPierce: wait we're not done yet

MinuteTech: how long is this relationship bro

FerreMC: well wemmbu came back to help parrot escape

ParrotX2: right i forgot about that

ClownPierce: so i trapped him in an escape room with zam for my entertainment!

ashswag: tf

ClownPierce: rtght well they escaped anyway so it  doesn't matter

SpokeIsHere is online

TheRealSquiddo is online 

SpokeIsHere: mweheheheh….

TheRealSquiddo: mweheheheh….

MinuteTech: spoke.

MinuteTech: what did you do..?

SpokeIsHere: heh..

SpokeIsHere: i did a wonderfuol tinfg

ashswag: bro.

FerreMC: hopefully its not that bad

SpokeIsHere: exposure therapy.

MinuteTech: wtf

ClownPierce: that’s not gonna work

SpokeIsHere: yes it will shut yp 

ashswag: no??

TheRealSquiddo: yes it will

ashswag: yes babe! It’ll work!

FerreMC: holy down bad

ashswag: shut up.

SpokeIsHere: PLAN GO!

Seen by ParrotX2 and 9 others

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11:08 am

TheRealSquiddo added eggchan and 8 other people

TheRealSquiddo muted 9 people

TheRealSquiddo changed the groupchat name to fun fun surprise!

TheRealSquiddo added wemmbu

TheRealSquiddo added PrinceZam

wemmbu: wtf

PrinceZam: oh!

wemmbu: …

PrinceZam: …

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wemmbu: what the hell is going on

PrinceZam: this is not a fun surprise >:(

wemmbu: shut up

wemmbu: I’m leaving.

wemmbu has left the groupchat

PrinceZam: ah.

PrinceZam: well what did i expect

PrinceZam: even after all this time, he still can’t face me.

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11:09am

Operation Mutiny<3

eggchan: are we sure this is a good idea?

MInuteTech: zam seems a bit

FlameFrags: annoyed?

SpokeIsHere: guys

SpokeIsHere: I’m sure it’s fime!

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11:10am

fun fun surprise!

TheRealSquiddo added wemmbu

wemmbu: why am i back.

PrinceZam: my sweet sweet wemmbu!

PrinceZam: don’t run away again.

wemmbu: shut up

wemmbu: I don’t want to see you

PrinceZam: but why?

PrinceZam: i thought we were on better terms

wemmbu: that doesn’t make me want to talk to you.

wemmbu: you’re insufferable 

PrinceZam: but my sweet sweet wemmbu

wemmbu: don’t call me that

PrinceZam: awhh

PrinceZam: you wound me.

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11:12am

Operation Mutiny<3

FerreMC: I’m beginning to think that this is a bad idea

FlameFrags: yeah

FlameFrags: zam is starting to sound like how he was back in the empire bro

FlameFrags: that’s not good

ashswag: ok someone tell them to make up or out bro

SpokeIsHere: ill do it

SpokeIsHere: i will take the fall for you my friends

MinuteTech: shut up

ClownPierce: shut up

FerreMC: shut up

SpokeIsHere: rude

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11:12am

fun fun surprise!

wemmbu: zam shut up

PrinceZam: oh?

PrinceZam; so mean you are

TheRealSquiddo has unmuted SpokeIsHere

PrinceZam: what

SpokeIsHere: stop!

SpokeIsHere: your Bickinfg ends here!

SpokeIsHere: for we havce come togetr so you may be friends again

wemmbu: spoke go away

wemmbu: this is between me and this thing

PrinceZam: you’re so mean

PrinceZam: why would you call me that..!

wemmbu: shut up zam

wemmbu: you know exactly why

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11:13am

Operation Mutiny<3

Mapicc: guys

Mapicc: are we missing something or

eggchan: uh

eggchan: just let them yell at each other for a bit

ParrotX2: i told you this was a bad idea bro

FlameFrags: then why didn’t you stop us bro

ParrotX2: okay bro

ParrotX2: i want dirt on wemmbu 

eggchan: thanks man

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11:14am

fun fun surprise!

PrinceZam: oh wemmbu

PrinceZam: i really don’t get why you hate me so much.

wemmbu: are you slow?

wemmbu: how the hell do you not get it?

wemmbu: i might not want to kill you anymore

wemmbu: but we are not friends.

PrinceZam: whatever.

PrinceZam: you always say this

PrinceZam: after everything we’ve been through?

wemmbu: been through?

wemmbu: bro

wemmbu: when have we ever actually helped eachother?

PrinceZam: the escape room of course!

wemmbu: you betrayed in the escape room.

wemmbu: and clown had to get wato to come help me.

wemmbu: why the hell would you do that?

PrinceZam: it was an accident!

PrinceZam: besides

PrinceZam: you’ll forgive me

PrinceZam: wont you?

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11:15am

Operation Mutiny<3

Mapicc: so I’m starting to think that this is a bad idea

MInuteTech: me too bro

TheRealSquiddo: its okay guys!

TheRealSquiddo: I’m sure it’ll be fine

TheRealSquiddo: just trust the process!

FerreMC: this is not going to end well

TheRealSquiddo: ill try and defuse the situation

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11:17am

fun fun surprise!

wemmbu: shut the fuck up.

PrinceZam: but why?

PrinceZam: you know its true.

TheRealSquiddo unmuted herself

TheRealSquiddo: okay time out >-<

wemmbu: stay out of this

PrinceZam: squiddo!

PrinceZam: its so good to see you!

PrinceZam: how have you been??

wemmbu: zam can you shut up??

PrinceZam: now now

PrinceZam: thats no way to talk to a friend

TheRealSquiddo: stop fighting!!1!

TheRealSquiddo: listen

TheRealSquiddo: we brought you here to make friends

TheRealSquiddo: not to fight!

wemmbu: why would you think that was a good idea bro

wemmbu: you’ve seen me and him

wemmbu: nothing good ever happens.

TheRealSquiddo: uh

TheRealSquiddo: so I’m sensing some emotional turmoil

wemmbu: forget it

wemmbu: this idea of yours was horrible

PrinceZam: now now

PrinceZam: don’t be so mean

PrinceZam: this was fun!

wemmbu: for you 

wemmbu: I already told you bro

wemmbu: I don’t want to see you.

wemmbu: and you know why.

TheRealSquiddo: …

TheRealSquiddo: i may have miscalculated just how deep this went

TheRealSquiddo: oh dear

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11:20am

Operation Mutiny<3

ashswag: so were trolling

eggchan: its over bruh

ClownPierce: I’m logging out

eggchan: cooked

ParrotX2: i told you bro

ParrotX2: i told you

TheRealSquiddo: no no!

TheRealSquiddo: we can still save this

TheRealSqiddo: just let me think.

Mapicc: bro you better fix this

ashswag: dude stfu

Mapicc: yeah whatever

TheRealSquiddo: 1n1 therapy???

eggchan: what makes you think that wemmbus gonna talk bro

TheRealSquiddo: we have to do something.·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

TheRealSquiddo: theyre at each others throats>-<

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11:21am

fun fun surprise!

PrinceZam: well?

wemmbu: go away.

PrinceZam: so pathetic.

PrinceZam: I’m starting to wonder if you’ll ever change.

wemmbu: shut up zam

wemmbu: i 

TheRealSquiddo muted wemmbu

TheRealSquiddo muted PrinceZam

TheRealSquiddo removed PrinceZam

TheRealSquiddo: okay that’s better

TheRealSquiddo: we are going to do this 1n1

TheRealSquiddo unmuted wemmbu and 8 others

wemmbu: what the hell

wemmbu: no

wemmbu: just get that idiot out of here

TheRealSquiddo: no.·°՞(≧□≦)՞°·.

TheRealSquiddo; u need to face ur fears!!!

wemmbu: I’m not scared of him???

SpokeIsHere: don’t worry brochaco

SpokeIsHere: tday u get over ur grudsges

wemmbu: I don’t have a grudge???

eggchan: see i told you he’s in denial

MinuteTech: its okay bro

MinuteTech: we support you 

wemmbu: what the hell

wemmbu: I’m fine

eggchan: then go face him

wemmbu: ..

SpokeIsHere: this is hwy were helping you face your fears!!!!

wemmbu: bruh

wemmbu: none of ts is real bro

wemmbu: I don’t need ur help

Mapicc: yeah sure bro

wemmbu: can u guys go away

TheRealSquiddo: no!

TheRealSquiddo: this is how its gonna go

TheRealSquiddo: u are going to therapy

TheRealSquiddo: and then u face your fears

wemmbu: why me bro

wemmbu: what abt zam

TheRealSquiddo: ash and clown are doing that!!

wemmbu: tf

wemmbu: fine whatever

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11:23am

unstable but evil!

PrinceZam: they kicked me.

PrinceZam: how rude

ashswag: yeah

ashswag: we know

PrinceZam: this was a pathetic attempt by the way

PrinceZam: I should’ve known wemmbu would never face me

FerreMC: well

FerreMC: you were instigating a fight

PrinceZam: what the hell are you talking about?

PrinceZam: no I wasn’t

ashswag: i see the problem now

FerreMC: bro.

PrinceZam: what? 

PrinceZam: it’s silly little wemmbus fault

PrinceZam: id be happy to reconcile

PrinceZam: but he just can’t seem to face me.

FerreMC: but you’re basically ragebaiting him rn

PrinceZam: no I’m not

ashswag: yes y are bro

PrinceZam: i am not???

FerreMC: listen

FerreMC: I don’t know everything

FerreMC: but u need to accept that wemmbu isn’t going to just take ur jabs anymore

ashswag: he’s not the wemmbu from back then

ashswag: hes way more annoying now

PrinceZam: …

PrinceZam: yeah whatever.

FerreMC: so you should go talk to him

ashswag: without ragebaiting him

PrinceZam: shut up ash

FerreMC: you know what i mean right

PrinceZam: fine.

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11:31am

fun fun surprise!

TheRealSquiddo added PrinceZam

wemmbu: so uhh

PrinceZam: hi wemmbu

wemmbu: so I’m supposed to tell you how much you suck or smth

TheRealSquiddo: no?1?1!?!?1

TheRealSquiddo: you tell him how much you hated what he did to you

wemmbu: oh

wemmbu: that

wemmbu: yeah you suck

PrinceZam: is it my turn??

wemmbu: i think

PrinceZam: well

PrinceZam: as insufferable as u can be

PrinceZam: I’ve been a bum

PrinceZam: so I’m sorry

wemmbu: cool

PrinceZam: (✿◠ᴗ◠)

wemmbu: i still don’t like you yk

PrinceZam: yeah ik

wemmbu: its

wemmbu: wait you understand?

PrinceZam: bro u know what i did

PrinceZam: ud be crazy not to hate me

PrinceZam: so I’m happy with this rn

wemmbu: oh

wemmbu: that’s not what id thought ud say

wemmbu: so

wemmbu: are we done??

TheRealSquiddo: you guys are horrible at communicating

TheReaSquiddo: fine 

TheRealSquiddo: for now:sob:

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5:27pm

unstable with the bros

FlameFrags and 2 others are online

wemmbu added Boosfer

FlameFrags: wemmbu what the hell bro

ParrotX2: ?????

wemmbu: bro

wemmbu: I’m stuck in the fuckass dimension with this green idiot bro

wemmbu: Boosfer has been hounding me to join

Boosfer: helloooooooo

Boosfer: so this is the infamous groupchat!!!!

wemmbu: Boosfer shut up.

wemmbu: I’m killing u

Boosfer: brah

Boosfer: whatever

ParrotX2: dimension??

wemmbu: yeah

wemmbu: we fell into it

Boosfer: it sucks!!!

Boosfer: we can’t mine or place blocks bro

ParrotX2: how is that possible

wemmbu: how do i know???

ParrotX2: how long has it been

Boosfer: like 6 or 7 hours

ParrotX2: …

wemmbu: omfg

wemmbu: stfu

FlameFrags: wemmbu bro

FlameFrags: how are you with Boosfer 

FlameFrags: i saw him run to the nether a while ago

wemmbu: uh

Boosfer: uh

wemmbu: i was searching the nether for him

wemmbu: amd some invis guy was chasing him

ParrotX2: the one with netherite trims???

wemmbu: yh

ParrotX2: i fucking hate that guy bro

Boosfer: oh!

wemmbu: y

ParrotX2: he killed boomie for no reason

ParrotX2: what a horrible player bro

Boosfer: no reason???

wemmbu: well that’s cooked

Boosfer: I’m sure you got it parrot!!!

wemmbu: Boosfer come help me bro

Boostfer: bro okkkkk

wemmbu and 1 other are offline

FlameFrags: okay bro

ParrotX2: what?

FlameFrags: y do you hate the invis guy sm

ParrotX2: cause he killed someone for no reason??

ParrotX2: that’s something a loser would do

FlameFrags: bro

FlameFrags: okay whatever

FlameFrags is offline

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9:04am

unstable with the bros

FerreMC and 2 others are online

ClownPierce: okay and then i was like

ClownPierce: there’s no way ur switching up

ClownPierce: after his halfassed apology

FerreMC: oh yeah

FerreMC: I ws hiding in a wall then

MinuteTech: I don’t think its his fault tho

MinuteTech: he just seems lonely from what you guys told me

ClownPierce: yeah but he needs to lock in

ClownPierce: like pick a side bru

MinuteTech: sure bro 

FerreMC: isn’t bro a bit obsessed with wemmbu?

MinuteTech: wait

MinuteTech: hes still searching??

ClownPierce: well

ClownPierce: he knows wemmbus still alive

FerreMC: because of this groupchat yeha

FerreMC: but what I don’t understand is why he thought we knew

MinuteTech: huh

ClownPierce: yes bro

ClownPierce: could’ve saved us a whole visit or smth

FerreMC: and my armour could’ve been saved :sob:

ClownPierce: I don’t want his ass visiting but

ClownPierce: u could come visit 

MinuteTech: ???

MinuteTech: i already told u no

MinuteTech: my answer isn’t gonna change

ClownPierce: y

MinuteTech: ?

MinuteTech: wdym why

MinuteTech: we r not friends clown

MinuteTech: i only put up with u cause of the gc

FerreMC: clown r u gonna just take that

ClownPierce: ૮(˶╥︿╥)ა

MinuteTech: tf

FerreMC: when do u use emoticons

ClownPierce: come visit meeeee

MinuteTech: no?

FerreMC: yeah ur done

FerreMC: cooked

ClownPierce: yeah whatever

ClownPierce: just kill me ig

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7:34pm

unstable with the bros

Mapicc and 3 others are online

Mapicc: bro spokee

SpokeIsHere: what bruh

Mapicc: help help

SpokeIsHere: why

Mapicc: I’m getting attacfed help

SpokeIsHere: how???

Mapicc: help help hamburger 

Mapicc: they destroyed the thinf

TheRealSquiddo: spoke stop txting

TheRealSquiddo: you need to fix my house!

TheRealSquiddo: herobrine burnt it down (つ╥﹏╥)つ

ashswag: wait what

SpokeIsHere: sure I’ll hekp!!

SpokeIsHere: I’m conmibng over right now

SpokeIsHere: dont say a rhinf!!

ashswag: what happened bro

TheRealSquiddo: well

TheRealSquiddo: my chests and trapdoor stated opening rndomely 

TheRealSquiddo: it was really freaky

TheRealSquiddo: and some guys came over and were liek

TheRealSquiddo: have you seen spoke amd Mapicc?

TheRealSquiddo: and when i told them that u guys were my good frineds

TheRealSquiddo: they called down herobrine and burnt my house down!!!

SpokeIsHere: that’s really bhrorible squidddo

ashswag: names?

ashswag: ill kill them for u bby

Mapicc: omg yes pls

Mapicc: get them off our asses plsslslsllslsls

TheRealSquiddo: awh honey!!

TheRealSquiddo: there’s no need for that1

SpokeIsHere: no there is need for that

ashswag: spoke shut up

SpokeIsHere: i swear u all hate me >:(

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2:03am

unstable with the bros

ParrotX2 and 2 others are online

FerreMC: I’m banning u from t he nethert

ParrotX2: yeah wtv bro

FlameFrags: so parrot

FlameFrags: bro r u gonna visit the place i told u

ParrotX2: yeah probs

FerreMC: great bonding guys

FerreMC: try not to manipulate each other 

FlameFrags: bro what

FerreMC: wait

ParrotX2: what bro

FerreMC: where is ur voice of reason

ParrotX2: I’m the voice of reason???

FlameFrags: ??

FerreMC: no ur the voice of.. somth

FerreMC added TheoBaldtheBird

ParrotX2: oh

FlameFrags: u didn’t even add him bro :sob:

TheoBaldtheBird: parrot r u kidding me

TheoBaldtheBird: u didn’t even tell me u had a gc

FlameFrags: fucking ferre had to add him 

ParrotX2: uhh sorry bro

ParrotX2: mb i forgot

FerreMC: forgot abt ur own teammate gotta be cooked

FerreMC: yo theo betray rn

TheoBaldtheBird: no???

ClownPierce is online

ClownPierce: loyal ahh

ClownPierce: theo betray rn

ClownPierce is offline

FlameFrags: bro logged on just to clown u bro

FerreMC: haha clown

FerreMC: get it

FlameFrags: :sob:

ParrotX2: ferre wtf

TheoBaldtheBird; can y’all shut up

TheoBaldtheBird: thanks

Seen by ParrotX2 and 2 others

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