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George Washington created the group Yorktown Hall 3rd Floor
George Washington added Aaron Burr, Alexander Hamilton, Thomas Jefferson, John Laurens, James Madison, Gilbert du Motier, Hercules Mulligan, Maria Reynolds, Angelica Schuyler, Elizabeth Schuyler, Margaret Schuyler, and Samuel Seabury to Yorktown Hall 3rd Floor
George: Hello and welcome to King's College! I'm sure you all have seen your housing assignments online by now and know that you are living on the third floor of Yorktown Hall. My name is George Washington, I am a junior and a political science major, and I will be your RA this year. I'm so excited to meet you all in September, and I have a feeling you are just as excited as I am. So, I decided to create this group chat so we could all get to know each other before move-in. To start things off, I thought we could break the ice by introducing ourselves with our name, hometown, major, pronouns, and if you have anything else interesting you would like to say about yourself.
George: Oh, it seems I forgot to mention, I am from Westmoreland, Virginia, and my pronouns are he/him.
Alexander: YO
Alexander: i'm alexander hamilton, you can call me alex if you want, i'm originally from nevis in the carribean but i currently live in new york, my pronouns are he/him, and people back home refer to me as "non-stop" whatever that means i guess that's something important you should know
George: What's your major, Alex?
Alexander: double major in political science and journalism, pre-law track, with a minor in american studies
John: dude wtf
Alexander: i just met you wtf don't tell me how to live my life
Alexander: i haven't even actually met you yet
Alexander: wtf
John: omg chill it's not a bad thing i'm lowkey impressed actually
John: im just wondering how you sleep
Alexander: it's not high on my list of priorities
John: cool cool
John: hey y'all, i'm john laurens, i'm from charleston, majoring in marine biology on the pre-law track, and my pronouns are he/him
John: and my favorite animal is turtles
Alexander: how do you pre-law with bio
John: i wanna be a lawyer but for like animal rights and anti-deforestation and alternate energy sources and like "HEY CONGRESS GLOBAL WARMING IS A THING"
Alexander: like an environmental lawyer?
John: yeah that sums it up nicely
Alexander: omg like marshall eriksen
John: WHAT THE HELL
John: WHY DIDN'T I REALIZE THAT MONTHS AGO
John: WHAT THE FUCK, I'M BREATHING REALL HARD RIGHT NOW IM HAVING A CRISIS
John: yes exactly like marshall eriksen
Alexander: omg i got worried for a second you didn't like himym
John: wtf who doesn't like himym
Alexander: anyone who watched all the way up to the series finale
John: what series finale lol
Alexander: tru
Angelica: ijust dropped my phone omg imym
Angelica: *himym
Angelica: best show
Gilbert: i do not understand what is a himym
Elizabeth: it's short for how i met your mother
Gilbert: how could you have possibly met my mother i am in france
Hercules: oh my god
Alexander: IM CACKLING GOOD LORD
Angelica: it's a tv show best tv show ever aside from the series finale and as soon as we all move in we're binge-ing it it's been decided
Alexander: yes good
John: SIGN ME THE FUCK UP
Gilbert: but if you say the finale is so awful how could i possibly enjoy it
Hercules: john you fucking ruined it for him
John: i am feeling so attacked rn
Gilbert: actually my pronouns are they/them excuse moi
John: oh shit
Hercules: oh my god
Margaret: YA'LL I JUST GOT ALL THESE
Margaret: SHITS ALREADY HAPPENING MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
George: oh dear
Hercules: oh my god holy shit i'm so sorry man
Hercules: wait no oh my god
Hercules: is that offensive
Hercules: idk man i've never been friends with a nonbinary person before idk that much
Hercules: SHIT I SAID MAN AGAIN
Hercules: sorry dude
Hercules: FUCK
Elizabeth: oh wow
Alexander: *grabs popcorn*
Maria: i walk in to this disaster
Hercules: don't come for me
Gilbert: it is alright mon ami i understand
Gilbert: i do not really label my gender, but the closest identifier would most likely be non-binary or genderqueer
Gilbert: nicknames like "man" and "girl" make me uncomfortable so if you could refrain from using things like that that would be wonderful
Gilbert: however, i have come to understand that "dude" is sometimes used for both genders in america, but i have not had experience with it yet so we shall see
Gilbert: i understand if you slip up sometimes, Hercules, and all of you. i recognize that this is a new idea for many people, non-binary gender, and am aware that people make mistakes. however, i am also able to tell when someone is purposefully misgendering me, and if i see that, i am not afraid to, how you say, cut a bitch
Gilbert: also please call me Lafayette, merci
Angelica: *praise hands emoji*
Elizabeth: why am i teary-eyed
Margaret: ROYALTY
John: Lafayette: Better Than You
Hercules: wow, thank you for being so understanding lafayette. honestly. if anything anyone says makes you uncomfortable let me know i will kill em for ya
Gilbert: oh my goodness i am blushing so much you are all so sweet
Gilbert: also if you want to shorten it to Laf that is acceptable as well
George: Lafayette, I think this app allows you to change your display name if you would like.
Gilbert: is everyone here so they are aware that i am changing my name
Margaret: i just got here hi
Maria: same
Thomas: i just finished reading everything
James: me too
Samuel: Hello
Aaron: Go ahead, Lafayette
Gilbert: bien
Gilbert du Motier changed their name to Lafayette
Alexander: ay que fabulosa
Margaret: HSM???!?!?!?!?
Alexander: FUCK YEAH
Alexander: also i'm fluent in spanish
Alexander: but yes
Elizabeth: WAIT CAN WE FINISH INTRODUCTIONS FIRST AND THEN DISCUSS BECAUSE I HAVE SO MUCH TO SAY ABOUT THIS MOVIE
Hercules: right yes
Alexander: kay wait
Alexander Hamilton changed their name to Alex Hamilton
Alex: k go
Lafayette: well as you all already know i go by Lafayette and my pronouns are they/them. i am an exchange student from auvergne, france and i will be residing in nyc when i arrive in america. i plan on studying English but that might change
John: you seem fine righht now in english tbh
Lafayette: merci
Hercules: sup my name is Hercules Mulligan. i was born in ireland but we moved to new york when i was a baby so i don't remember it and i don't have an accent. my pronouns are he/him and i'm majoring in fashion design
Maria: omg can you sew me a dress
Hercules: maybe if you're nice to me
Angelica: wait you're studying fashion
Angelica: and your name is Hercules
Hercules: if you make fun of my major or sing anything from that movie i will drop kick you so fast you'll be saying hi to laf before you even realize
Aaron: whoa
Margaret: i ain't afraid o you
Alex: you should be have you seen his facebook profile pic
Margaret: no why
Margaret: oh shit now i get it
Hercules: it's called a facade
Hercules: i'm actually really nice if you don't cross me
John: duly noted
Angelica: ANYWAY
Angelica: I'm Angelica Schuyler, don't call me Angie, the only people who can do that are my sisters, i'm originally from albany but i currently live in nyc, i'm majoring in political science, pre-law track, and my pronouns are she/her
Alex: yaaaaaaas female lawyer yaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
John: get it
Angelica: *blushes*
Elizabeth: ME NEXT ME NEXT
Elizabeth: i'm the middle schuyler sister elizabeth, but please call me Eliza, also from albany but living in new york, i'm majoring in elementary education and my pronouns are she/hers
Elizabeth: and
Elizabeth Schuyler changed their name to Eliza Schuyler
Eliza: ^-^
Margaret: i guess that means it's my turn
Margaret: margaret schuyler, youngest schuyler, margaret is gross so call me peggy, albany, nyc, majoring in hospitality and management although that might change
Margaret: and my pronouns are she/hers but i've been thinking about gender a lot lately and that might change too
Margaret Schuyler changed their name to Peggy Schuyler
Angelica: peggy wtf you never told me this
Eliza: i feel Betrayed
Peggy: i'm sorry but like gender is a really complicated and personal thing and i needed to do this on my own and i didn't really want outside opinions or anything and i'm still figuring it out but i didn't wanna say anything until i had something figured out
Eliza: aww pegs
Eliza: you know we love you and accept you no matter what
Angelica: peggy i don't want you to feel like you have to keep this secret from us
Eliza: same
Angelica: i mean i get that this is your thing to figure out but yeah eliza's right we're your sisters we're gonna love you for all that you are no matter what and like herc said to laf if you're uncomfortable ever don't hesitate
Angelica: take all the time you need bby girl
Angelica: let us know if anything changes
Angelica: we r here 4 u
Peggy: thank you sis. and sis. <3
Eliza: <3
Angelica: <3
Alex: i'm crying what the actual fuck??????
Eliza: can we call you herc is that ok
Hercules: hercules or herc for short yeah thats fine
Hercules: same alex fuck
John: awwwwwwwwwww
John: schuylers = family goals
John: i wish my family cared about me that much
Alex: that got so dark so fast wtf john
John: u ahv 2 b level 5 friend to unlock my tragic backstory
Alex: then i'm making it my mission in life to get there
John: omg *^-^*
Angelica: that's cute
Maria: i ship it
Thomas: are you even gay tho
Alex: no
Alex: but im bi as the fourth of july
James: isn't it gay as the fourth of july
Alex: yes but bi and july rhyme so
Peggy: wbu johnny?
John: like i said u ahv 2 b level 5 friend
Alex: being gay is not TRAGIC john what the FUCK
John: shh
John: anyway
John: aren't there other introductions to be made
Maria: yes me
Maria: hi, i'm maria reynolds, pronounced like mariah carey pronounces it, i live in nyc rn, i'm majoring in social work, and my pronouns are she/her
Eliza: omg what do you wanna do with your social work degree
Thomas: lol mariah carey can you sing like her
Thomas: partially kidding but also curious
Thomas: making conversation
Maria: ok don't judge me my friends here are lowkey judging me for this but i really wanna be a trauma therapist or something idk what the official title is but i wanna be a therapist for people who have been raped and abused and stuff like that
Maria: and sometimes i like to pretend i can
Peggy: omg good for you we need more people like that
Maria: <3
Alex: AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOOOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Aaron: Alex, that's Whitney Houston
Alex Hamilton left Yorktown Hall 3rd Floor
George Washington added Alex Hamilton to Yorktown Hal 3rd Floor
Alex: I AM A DISGRACE TO HUMANITY I SHOULD NOT BE ALLOWED TO SHOW MY FACE
Eliza: you literally just mixed up two pop divas its fine
Alex: I SHOULD BE SHUNNED FOR ALL TIME
Thomas: anyway
Thomas: hey y'all i'm thomas jefferson and i'm from virginia, majoring in political science with a pre-law track, and my pronouns are he/him
Alex: omg can i call you tommy
Thomas: No
Alex: ok
James: hi everyone, i'm james madison and i'm also from virginia with a major in political science, pre-law, and he/him
Alex: omg can i call you jimmy
Alex: jimmy fallon
James: No
Alex: jeez do you guys have any fun
Thomas: i am Offended
Peggy: why are you two literally exactly the same
James: we're not
James: but we've been friends for a while
John: i ship it
Thomas: i'm not gay
John: a guy can dream
Thomas: >.<
Aaron: hello, my name is Aaron Burr, i'm from Newark, New Jersey, studying political science with a pre-law track, and my pronouns are he/him
Samuel: Hello fellow students! My name is Samuel Seabury and I'm from Connecticut. I plan on majoring in English with minors in Religious Studies and World Cultures and my pronouns are he/him.
Angelica: can we call you sam for short?
Samuel: Sure!
Samuel Seabury changed their name to Sam Seabury.
Alex: is that everyone
George: I think so.
Alex: great
Alex: so what are our thoughts on ryan and chad switching clothes at the end of i don't dance
Eliza: they obviously fucked
James: obviously