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“Are you still messing around with that world, again?”
Q would have jumped in surprise if he wasn’t currently pure energy in a different plane of existence to the physical word. He turned to Q and gave her the energy being equivalent of a wide innocent smile.
She didn’t buy it for a second or even a picosecond.
“I‘m just trying to tweak it so it will be perfect for q,” said Q, shifting his self until he resembled a dark haired human wearing a Starfleet uniform that won’t be created for nearly a hundred years.
Q shifted their son in her own now human-shaped hands and gave him an annoyed look.
“It won‘t be ready for at least another couple hundred years, but I thought he‘d like it,” said Q defensively. “It would make a great present for him.”
“It would have but then you just had to stick humans all over it,” said Q in response. She rolled her eyes.
“So I like humanity,” shrugged Q. “They‘re no Picard or Janeway, but sometimes they get really interesting ones too. Like right now they have one named Vetinari.” Q frowned. “I‘m not the only one messing with it though. Another Q went and stuck an entire new continent on world. I had to go back in time and create more gold on one of the other continents to keep the entire world from tipping over. I don‘t even want to think about the effects of gravitational changes that made on turtle and how I lost an elephant that way. Five is such a tidier number than four.”
“Well, stop for now, your son need your attention,” she said and handed q to Q. She vanished from that point of existence.
Q looked down at his son q. “Do you want to go back in time and see the evolution of a really awesome silicon based life form? I can tell you that they are so much better designed than those Hortas. They have diamond for teeth!”
He snapped his fingers and they both vanished.
- The End, really this time.