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Phichit added Yuuri, Viktor, Yuri, Otabek, Leo, Guang hong, JJ, and Seung-Gil to the chat.

Phichit changed his nickname to HamstersOnIce

Yuuri: Hey that’s my thing

HamstersOnIce: no its not

HamstersOnIce: i love hamsters way more than u

Yuuri: You know what I mean

HamstersOnIce changed his nickname to Sk8ter Boi

Yuuri changed his nickname to l8r boi

Sk8er Boi: <3

l8r boi: Where is everyone?

Yuri changed his nickname to Ice Tiger

Ice Tiger: what is this

Sk8er Boi: a group chat!!!

Ice Tiger: why

Sk8er Boi: bc it’s fun!!!

Ice Tiger: we are literally all competitors

Otabek: I’d like to think that some of us are friends.

l8r boi: cute wtf

JJ changed his nickname to King

Ice Tiger: why is he here???????????????

Sk8er Boi: I added everyone I could think of!

King: No gc is complete w/out me

Ice Tiger: most things are complete without you

King changed Ice Tiger ’s nickname to Ice Kitty

Ice Kitty: HEY

Ice Kitty: WAHT THE FUCK

l8r boi: HEY NO SWEARING

Ice Kitty: ?????? I’m sixteen??

Viktor: NOT UNDER MY ROOF

Ice Kitty: THAT MAKES NO SENSE

Ice Kitty changed his name to Ice Tiger

Viktor changed his name to yaoi on ice

Sk8r boi: wow so original

l8r boi: what’s that

l8r boi: ??

Sk8r Boi: lmaO

Yaoi on ice: No one tell him

l8r boi: ???????

l8r boi: phichit????

Sk8r boi: oops can’t tell

l8r boi: Yuri? Otabek? Anyone??

King: if it makes you feel better I don’t know either

l8r boi: it doesn’t

Sk8r Boi changed the chat name to Yaoi on Ice

l8r boi changed his name to ???

???: wait i am literally on my phone i can just look it up

???: ...

???: oh

Sk8r Boi: you small innocent thing

Ice Tiger: and y’all were trying to protect ME

Yaoi on ice: did you just use “y’all” in a sentence

Yaoi on ice: it’s like I don’t even know you

Yaoi on ice: i didn’t raise you to be this way

Ice Tiger: ?????

Guang hong: hey!

Leo: hey everyone

???:  hey guys!!

Sk8r Boi: hi!

Leo: so what’s the chat for?

Sk8r Boi: just a place for a bunch of us skaters. I miss all of you :’(

???: Phichit also loves attention

Sk8r Boi: that too

??? changed his nickname to Katsudamn

Yaoi on ice changed his nickname to Vitya

Guang Hong changed his nickname to gay

Leo: Simple yet effective

Sk8r Boi changed his name to Phishit

Otabek: pick a name and stick with it people

Ice Tiger: where have you been

Otabek: lurking

Katsudamn added Christophe and Minami to the chat

Christophe changed his nickname to nut

nut: Hallå

Minami: HI  EVERYONE

Phishit: Hi! Who’re you?

nut: (who’re lol)

gay: who still says lol

gay: it’s lmao get with the program

Leo: I say lol

gay: … we can’t get married

Phishit: MARRIED WHAT

Ice Tiger: how many skaters in this chat are getting married

Phishit: at least seven

Katsudamn: ?

Phishit: Victuuri, otayuri, JJ, and leo x Guang-hong

Otabek: What’s otayuri?

Otabek: oH

Ice Tiger: WE’RE NOT GETTING MARRIED

Leo: neither are we???

Phishit: ok ok wait we got off topic hi minami welcome to the groupchat pls introduce yourself

Minami: Hi~! I’m Minami and I’m a huge fan of all of you?? Yuuri especially (thank you for adding me! (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧) I’m 17 going on 18 and I’m a figure skater too!

Phishit: omg you sound so adorable

Katsudamn: HE IS ADORABLE

Katsudamn: CUTE.jpg

Phishit: OMG HE IS

Minami: ≧◡≦

gay: not as cute as me

gay: IMG_184.jpg

Minami:  YOU’RE REALLY CUTE

Katsudamn: ok but?? screenshot.jpg

Katsudamn: look at him in the back cuTIE

Leo: bab.gif

gay: why do you have a gif of me??

gay: nvm you’re helping LOOK I’M ADORABLE

Vitya: IMG_003.jpg

gay: … ok that’s fucking adorable

Katsudamn: there are CHILDREN present

Ice Tiger: fuck off???

Vitya: DON’T SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER THAT WAY

Ice Tiger: FOR THe LAST TIME YOU’RE NOT MY PARENTS

Ice Tiger: fuck this

Ice Tiger has left the chat

Phishit added Ice Tiger to the chat

Phishit: no way out, no way out

Ice Tiger: whatthe shit

King: download.jpg

Ice Tiger: I’m muting this chat

Phishit: :(

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Seung-Gil: I’m very late to this party

Phishit: omg hey!!

King changed Seung-Gil ’s nickname to Toucan

Phishit: HEY

Phishit: don't me me kick u

Ice Tiger: please do

King: I thought there was no way out?

Ice Tiger: also a parrot would’ve been better?? dumbass

Toucan changed his nickname to TouCAN not TouCANT

Phishit: Where’ve you been??

TouCAN not TouCANT: Pretty much notstop practice.

TouCAN not TouCANT: I will be my best for next season.

King: … what an intense dude

King:   hey can I add isabella in here

Ice Tiger: no

Phishit: yes

King added Isabella to the chat

Isabella: Hi!!

Minami: new friend!!!

Minami: Hi I’m Minami!! Are you a skater too?

Isabella: no, I just love one c:

King : AW BABE

Phishit: come to think of it, this group’s been all masc-peeps

Katsudamn: (that inclusive language tho)

Phishit added Sara and Mila to the chat

Ice Tiger: ah, Mila

Ice Tiger: welcome to hell

Mila: good to be here

Leo: hey wait

Leo: aren’t you guys in, like, opposite time zones

Ice Tiger: you think I sleep??

Mila: I don’t sleep I suffer

Isabella: SAME

King: :((

Isabella: it was a joke bab don’t worry

Otabek: yuri go to bed

Phishit: ##ConcernedBoyfriends

Ice Tiger: ##LiterallyNotDating

Ice Tiger: also it’s 1am by you Otabek??

vitya: how about everyone goes to sleep

nut: i second that motion

nut: some of us need our beauty sleep~~

Ice Tiger: WE WILL NEVER SLEEP

Ice Tiger: CAUSE SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK

Isabella: AND WE WILL NEVER REST

Phishit: plottwist

Katsudamn: UNTIL WE’RE ALL freaking DEAD

Ice Tiger: okay LEAVE

Otabek: Yuri. Go to bed.

Ice Tiger: :/// fine

Isabella: i wanna go to bed too

King: it’s… it’s three in the afternoon

Isabella: YOU DON’T OWN ME

Minami: Don’t try and change me in any way

Isabella: omg

Katsudamn: this entire chat is just song lyrics

Phishit: tbh

TouCAN not TouCANT: Seems like we’ve woken everyone up. My apologies.

Phishit: don’t apologize!!!

Sara: OW

Sara: MILA JUST HIT ME

Katsudamn: You’re in Russia??

Mila: YES, VISITING ME, HER LOVELY GIRLFRIEND

Mila: YET SHE’S READING THIS CHAT INSTEAD

Sara: PLEASE I’M SORRY THEY’RE JUST INTERESTING

TouCAN not TouCANT: How on earth did your brother allow you out of the house, let alone the country?

Sara: we’re trying the whole “being apart like normal siblings” thing

Sara: I told him me and Mila are training together for a few weeks
Sara: gASP WAIT NO ON E TELL HIM

Phishit: your secret is safe with us<333

Phishit: also seung-gil !! shouldn’t you be in bed, too?

TouCAN not TouCANT: I wake up at five for my morning run

Isabella: does the world even exist at five am

Katsudamn: aren’t you in bed

King: YEAH AREN’T U IN BED

Isabella: rutt rough

Isabella: I’ve been had

King: YOU KICKED ME OUT OF THE BEDROOM

Isabella: I’M SORRY i’M OGING TO BED I SWEAR

Isabella: ZZZZZZZ

Mila: we’re going to bed too!

Sara: nice hearing from you all! :D

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Private message from Yuuri  to Phichit

Yuuri: hey

Phichit: wow you’re up before four pm it’s a miracle

Yuuri: we literally talked in the chat earlier this morning

Yuuri: anyways hey,,,

Yuuri: what’s the deal with you and Seung-Gil

Phichit: deal what deal?? Hahahahhahahahahahahahaha

Phishit: …

Phichit: he’s just PERFECT okay

Yuuri: SO YOU DO LIKE HIM

Phichit: is it that obvious?

Yuuri: yes

Yuuri: well at least to me and ik you,, viktor was betting that you didn’t

Phichit: You’re placing bets on me?

Yuuri: yeah,, we also have bets on Otabek’s sexuality and how many years Chris will remain single

Phichit: He has a boyfriend

Yuuri: Otabek??

Phichit: no Chris

Yuuri: WHAT

Yuuri: SINCE WHEN

Yuuri: WHO IS IT

Yuuri: HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT IT

Phichit: I’m a social media sleuth B)

Yuuri: OHM Y

Phichit: but more importantly what’s going on with Leo and Guang

Yuuri: NO WAIt backtrack I’m not getting distracted from you and the parrot

Phichit: Toucan, apparently

Yuuri: Both me and Viktor agree you’d work really well together!!

Phichit: he’s probably str8 tho???

Yuuri: do we even know any straight people?

Phichit: ...JJ?

Phichit: nah even I know he’s got a little queer in him

Yuuri: EXACTLY

Phichit: but what if like… he doesn’t like me

Yuuri: what’s there not to like?

Yuuri: …

Yuuri: nOPE i won’t let you slip into a state of depression and self loathing for something you can’t control not this time

Phichit: but if he likes dick he probably wants one!!

Yuuri: if the man has any sense he’ll recognize that you’re amazing??? And you deserve a man who’ll put in the effort!! hon a relationship is more than whether you were born w/ the right parts or not you know that

Phichit: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE RIGHT

Yuuri: SO YOU’LL ASK HIM OUT?

Phichit: what omg no

Phichit: I’ll just wait it out and suffer for awhile longer

Yuuri: :///

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King: hey hey hey

King: why can’t you tell a joke while standing on ice?

King: ...

King: bc it might cRACK UP

King: ...no one?

King: ok so NOW everyone goes to sleep?????

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Vitya: iF trees make air,,,, wht makes trees>?

Ice Tiger: you’re drunk

Vitya: nO

nut: wtf why wasn’t i invited

Katsudamn: you live in switzerland?

nut: EXCUSES

gay: that reminds me

gay: we should all live in the same place it would make this a lot easier

Leo: I agree tbh

Vitya: YOUSHUOLD ALL COME STAY W US

Vitya: THRES ROOM

Katsudamn: no there’s not??

Vitya: WE’VE GOT FLOORS

Ice Tiger: I’m not sleeping on your dirty floors

Vitya: THER’E NOT THAT DIRYT

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Katsudamn: VIKTOR WHER’D YOU GO

gay: ??

Katsudamn: he was JUST HERE

Vitya changed the group name to KATSUKI YUURI FANCLUB

Vitya: !!!

Vitya: MIANMI MY BNOY WHER’D U GO

Minami: present!

Vitya changed Minami ’s nickname to MINIami

Vitya: tht suits u

Vitya: ANYWASY, AS COCAPTAIN OF THE YUURI FANCLUB ID LIKE TO CALL THIS MEETING ITNO ORDER

MINIami: am I the other captain??? I’m honored!!

Ice Tiger: it’s honoured

Otabek: actually it can be spelled without a U

Ice Tiger: WHAT

Ice Tiger: life changing

Ice Tiger: also where’ve you been? We haven’t talked all day

Phishit: ALL DAY

Phishit: LIKE IT’S SUCH A LONG TIME

MINIami: Hey phichit!!!

Phishit: I sensed the gay

Phishit: it was calling to me

Otabek: ...is Viktor okay

Katsudamn: GUSY I CAN’T FIND HIM BUT ICAN HEAR HIM LAUGHING

Katsudamn: THIS ISN’T FUNNY

nut: it’s a little funny

Vitya: FIRST ORDER OF BUSINESS

nut: ok but he spelled business correctly i can’t even do that sober sometimes

Vitya: WE WILL DISCUSS HOW CUTE YUURI’S BUTT IS

Ice Tiger has left the chat

Vitya: NO WAIT

nut has left the chat

Vitya: FUKC YOU GUYS

Vitya: ITS A NICE ASS

gay has left the chat

Phishit has left the chat

Leo has left the chat

Otabek has left the chat

MINIami has left the chat

Vitya: NOT YOU TOO MINAMI

Vitya: ,,,,,YUURI I NEED HELP,,,, I CANT TURN CAPS LCOK OFF,,

Katsudamn has left the chat

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Isabella: the best stuff happens while I’m away doesn’t it

Viktor added Katsudamn, Ice Tiger, Otabek, gay, Leo, Phishit, MINIami and nut to the chat

Ice Tiger: damn, I was enjoying my PEACE

Isabella: how’re you feeling viktor?? :’D

Katsudamn: actually that was me, he’s still asleep.

Phishit changed the name of the chat to Is that a skate guard in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Katsudamn: are you on skating forums again

Phishit: ...no

gay: GUSY DID YOU KNOW JENSEN ACKLES ACAN SING LIKE A GOD

Katsudamn: who??

Ice Tiger: he’s that guy from supernatural

Ice Tiger: the pretty one who drinks a lot and hates himself

Vitya: you called?

Isabella: good morning!!

Ice Tiger: it is most definitely not morning by either of you

MINIami: good morning everyone!

MINIami: WAIT ARE WE TALKING ABOUT JENSEN ACKLES

Phishit: you watch supernatural????

Phishit: both of you are so smol and pure tho??

gay: and gay

MINIami: it’s a really good show!!

gay: YOU’VE HEARD JENSEN SINGING RIGHT

MINIami: no??

gay: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0DKb6pXt24

MINIami: OHMY

Katsudamn: … ok maybe i should watch it

gay: musicians are rlly hot ngl??

Leo: i play guitar

Katsudamn: no homo

Phishit: OMG

Phishit: U WEREN’T EVEN ACTIVE IN THE CHAT YOU JUST DROPPED IN FOR THAT

Leo: I’M JUST SHARING FACTS ABOUT MYSELF

Phishit: YEAH RIGHT

Phishit: SORRY TO BREAK IT TO U BUT THAT WAS GAY

gay: same

Leo: yOU KNOW WHAT I CAME OUT HERE TO HAVE A GOOD TIME

gay: ok but why didn’t  I know you play guitar

Leo: you never asked

gay: IM DUMB WTF

Leo: I’ll play it next time we hang out!!

gay: you should post videos on instagram

Leo: nO

Isabella: i wanna hear!!

MINIami: me too!!

Leo: maybe later?? I’m like rlly self concious about it

gay: i mean only do it if you want to, or send me a video or smth I just rlly wanna hear and your followers probably would too!

Ice Tiger: hey

MINIami: hi yurio!!

Ice Tiger: that’s not my NAME

Katsudamn: DON’T YELL AT MY SON

Ice Tiger: i thought i was your son

Vitya: HE ADMITTED IT

Phishit: and he’s willingly initiating a conversation in this chat wow

Ice Tiger: nvm fuck u guys

Vitya: NO COME BACK

Vitya: you were tping what were you gonna say

Ice Tiger: sigh

Ice Tiger: how’s practice going for everyone?

Phishit:  wow that’s actually… civil
Katsudamn: he’s probably only asking to get info on the enemy

Ice Tiger: you guys ever think this is why i’m not nice???

Phishit: no

MINIami: Practice is going well!! I feel a lot better than last season :))

Katsudamn: we’re actually on our way to practice rn, but i doubt viktor will be any help bc o fhis hangover

Vitya: the light is my enemy

Phishit: GUYS GUYS

Phishit: WE SHOULD HVAE A COMPETITION

Ice Tiger: ?

Phishit: AKA an excuse to hang out

Vitya: YES YOU SHOULD ALL COME HERE

Vitya:  WE CAN ALL PRACTICE TOGETHER BEFORE AND AFTER IT’LL BE FUN GUYS GUYS LET’S DO IT

Ice Tiger: what’s the prize for winning

Vitya: … pork cutlet bowl

Ice Tiger: I’m in

MINIami: i’m vegan but i’ll still compete if you’ll let me!!

Phishit:  OMG YES OF COURSE MINAMI

MINIami: YAY

gay: my coach said i could come!!

Otabek: yuri woke me up to ask me to come and told me he’d pay for my plane ticket

Ice Tiger: trAITOR

Otabek: i’ll be there (with buying my own ticket)

Phishit: brb gonna wake up Seung-Gil

Mila: are us ladies allowed in on this?

Vitya: yes of course!! It’s just for fun so ^u^

Otabek: (also spying on the other competitors, but that’s for us)

Leo: you n yuri are perfect for each other jfc

Leo: also I think I can make it !!

gay: YAAY

Phishit: when is this gonna happen??

gay: why haven’t any of us thought of that yet

Vitya: how about in two weeks? Or three? Idk what works for everyone

nut: hi yes hello can i cum?

Vitya: as long as you stop spelling come like that

nut: :( ur no fun

Phishit: two weeks from now works for me!

gay: me too!

Leo: me three

Mila: it’s settled

Mila: SEE YOU ALL THERE!

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Isabella: JJ lost his phone but he would like to know if he can come too

Ice Tiger: no

Vitya: no

gay: no

Otabek: no

Leo: no

Isabella: COME ON GUYS >:((( -JJ

Ice Tiger: you’re cool tho

Isabella: :)

Isabella: I’d love to come but he’d probably try and divorce me

Vitya: you’re not married yet

Isabella: exactly

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Katsudamn: …

Katsudamn: i was gone for such a short amount of time

Katsudamn: if you’re staying with us you’re paying my family for a room

Ice Tiger: but aren’t I family

Katsudamn: BUY A ROOM 

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Phichit: I’ve got my ticket!!

nut: me too

nut: can I bring my cat?

Ice Tiger: PLEASE DO

Vitya: of course!! And any(one) else you wanna bring…

nut: … what does this mean

Vitya: your boyfriend you should bring your boyfriend

Phishit: AHHHH TRUE

Vitya: I wanna meet the man who tamed the beast

nut: I don’t have a boyfriend

Phishit: yes u do

Phishit: this guy mystery_man.jpg

nut: my coach??

Phishit: NO OMG THE ONE ON THE RIGHT

nut: haha he’s my choreographer

Phishit: there are pictures of you kissing on your instagram

nut: we’re rlly... close

Vitya: so you’re sleeping with this mystery man,,

nut: yes MOM

Vitya: and are you sleeping with anyone else?

nut: no

Vitya: do you go out together a lot, just the two of you? Like, say, to the movies or to dinner?

nut: yes

Vitya: and you stay over at each others houses and sometimes cuddle

nut: i just like to cuddle ok

Vitya: and you get each other gifts

nut: …

Vitya: and you love being around him and think about him often throughout the day

nut: ……

Vitya: chris do u wear each other’s clothes

nut: ………………………………

Vitya: do u leave stuff like toothbrushes at each other’s places

nut: ………………………………………………………

Vitya: CHRIS DOES HE HAVE A KEY TO YOUR HOUSE

nut: i have to go

Phishit: HE DIDN’T KNOW THAT THEY WERE DATINGOMGF

Vitya: i’ve dealt with this, @ yuuri

Katsudamn: i’ve been summoned

Katsudamn: hEY

Katsudamn: TO BE FAIR YOU NEVER SAID IT

Vitya: DIDN’T THINK I NEEDED TO SPELL THAT ONE OUT FOR YA

Ice Tiger: you two were disgusting idk how there was any question

gay: gUYS

gay: so you  knwo how I asked Leo for a video of him singing?? We were facetiming and i asked him to play me a song and he didn’t know what to play so i said to play the last song he learned and he played ilL MAKE A MAN OUT OF YOU

Katsudamn: I LOVE THAT SONG

Phishit: ME TOO

Leo: DON’T JUDGE ME

Vitya: 0 judgement here that song is the bomb.com

gay: i h8 when ppl are like “you need to have a dick to be a man” like no… you must be swift as a coursing river…

Phichit: and have the force of a great typhoon…

Katsudamn: with all the strength of a raging fire…

gay: and be as mysterious as the dark side of the moon. Duh.

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Leo: guys I just made nutella pancakes

gay: husband material??

Leo: TRULY

Katsudamn: can’t nutella kill you

Leo: but it’s delicious

Phshit: aren’t you skating around the issue here

Leo: isn’t it skirting

Phishit: if that’s how you wanna SPIN it

Katsudamn: you are not doing this rn

Phishit: looks like these puns are on THIN ICE

Katsudamn has left the chat

Phishit: ...that’s cold

Phishit added Katsudamn to the chat

Phishit: chill out

Katsudamn: i will hit you

Leo: looks like this chat is hEATING UP

Phishit: we’re doing cold puns,,, keep up

Katsudamn: you are literally so lame

Phishit: I am as cool as they come

Leo: you walked into that one

Ice Tiger: what the hell is oging on

Phishit: I think it’s clear as ice

Phishit: I’m hilarious and yuuri’s having trouble keeping his cool

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Phishit: my plane just touched down!

Katsudamn: ????? it’s been three days??

Phishit: I got excited!!

gay: I’m leaving tomorrow

Ice Tiger: I’m leaving tonight

TouCAN not TouCANT: am I the only one leaving next week?

Ice Tiger: apparently yes

MINIami: AHHHHHHH

MINIami: I’m at the ice castle!! You should come by after you get settled in!!

Phishit: YAS i’ll be there in ten

Katsudamn: you couldn’t even tell me you were leaving??? also Minami you're here??? what???

Phishit: sorry I thought I’d surprise you and then I got excited

Vitya: he’s freaking out omg

Vitya: he’s cleaning everything

Phishit: you don’t have to clean for me!!

Ice Tiger: if it’s not clean I’m getting a hotel

Phishit: stOp being mean

Otabek: you can stay with me

Vitya: gay

gay: guys… please tell Leo how bad peanut butter is

Leo:  IT’S GREAT SHUT UP

Sara: ew???

Ice Tiger: yea no it’s disgusting

Leo: IT’S JUS TNOT A BIG THING IN EUROPE THAT’S ALL

Leo: YOU WOULDN’T KNOW

nut: i had it once,, it was ok

Leo: SEE

gay: OK but americans eat like a couple hundred million kg per year

nut: it wasn’t THT good

Otabek: I wouldn’t say it’s the worst thing to come from america, but it’s certainly baffling why it’s so adored

gay changed Otabek ’s nickname to savage

Leo: is there a single person in this chat that agrees with me

Mila: I like peanut butter

Sara: gASP

gay: ok americans also love mayonnaise and coleslaw??

Mila: I like both of those things

Sara changed Mila ’s nickname to Abomination

Abomination: I JUST SAID THAT I LIKED IT

Sara: this is unforgivable

Leo changed the chat name to Food Wars

gay: this is wild

gay: americans are wild

Leo: guang doesn’t like cheese

Sara: ?????????????

gay: ok no it’s not like I don’t like cheese it’s just there are so many knds??? It’s excessive??

gay: it’s also kind of weird so,, why is it, like, a facet of your entire culture

Leo: BECAUSE IT’S GOOD AND YOU CAN FIGHT ME

Sara: I will also fight you

gay: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE

Sara: CHEESE IS BASICALLY HAPPINESS YOU CAN MELT

Ice Tiger: calm down it’s just cheese

Sara: sweet dreams are made of cheese

Sara: who am i to diss a brie

Leo: I cheddar the world, and the feta cheese

Leo: everybody’s looking for stilton

gay: you two are dorks

abomination changed Sara ’s nickname to Cheese Lord™

Cheese Lord™: I accept this

Phishit: GUYS MINAMI’S CUTER IN PERSON

Phishit: AHHHHH.jpg

Cheese Lord™: can I adopt u

Vitya: TOO LATE

Vitya: I GOT THE PAPERS

Katsudamn: I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD HAVE BEEN CONSULTED BUT I AM OK W THIS

MINIami: AW OMG

MINIami: will u actually adopt me cause that would be rAd

Vitya: actually we probably could but by by the time it would go through you’d be 18

MINIami: and I love my family

Vitya: and there’s that

Phishit: why are there three little girls here,,, whispering

Katsudamn: fUCK no ok they’re probably plotting

Phishit: plotting ?

Katsudamn: have they taken pictures??

Phishit: yea why

Katsudamn: nnNNNNGGGG

Katsudamn: they’re gonna leak the competition

MINIami: isn’t that ok? ppl will be there and cheer us on!!

savage: a bunch of champion skaters all in one place competing

savage: I imagine there’ll be a bit of a craze

Phishit: u right u right

Vitya: I just received an invite to the event

Katsudamn: how are they so fast????

Vitya: they’re charging money to get in

Phishit: they’re like six??

Katsudamn: don’t underestimate them

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nut changed his nickname to Ice Daddy

Katsudamn: GROSS

Vitya: oh right did you talk to your boyfriend

Ice Daddy: yes, Christophe Giacometti is officially off the market xxx

Vitya: no less untamed, I see

Ice Daddy: ;)

Phishit: oh god cHRIS NO

Ice Daddy: chris yes

Ice Daddy: gotta board my plane, see you there xx

gay: when is everyone getting here

savage: I’m leaving tomorrow morning.

Ice Tiger: hurry tf

savage: I can’t…. hurry a plane

Ice Tiger: excuses smh

Cheese Lord™: we’ll be getting there later friday night.

Leo: I’ll be in by tmrw afternoon!!

gay: I can’t wait!!!

TouCAN not TouCANT: I have moved to an earlier flight and will be arriving saturday afternoon.

Phishit: YAY

TouCAN not TouCANT: am I allowed to bring my dog to the inn or will I be required to get a hotel?

Katsudamn: a dog is fine!! Just as long as they don’t tear up the place

TouCAN not TouCANT: she is very well behaved.

Phishit: I’m so excited omg

Phishit: oh hey isabella

King changed Isabella ’s nickname to Queen

King: it’s only fitting

Queen:  <3

Katsudamn: we haven’t heard from you guys in awhile!!

Queen: Sorry! We’ve been real busy.

King: you know, doing awesome things. Lot’s of awesome things.

King: waaay awesome things. Way awesomer than say, a competition, hahahahaha

TouCAN not TouCANT: I seem to remember you tweeting about a marathon of “the office” that lasted an entire weekend with minimal bathroom and nap breaks.

King: like I said, awesome

Leo: I LOVE THE OFFICE

gay: idk what that is

Leo: must our culture divide us at every turn

Katsudamn: I TOOK A BUZZFEED QUIZ AND IT SAID KEVIN WOULD BE MY OFFICE BFF

Katsudamn: I AM DECEASED

Queen: I GOT JIM HAHA

Katsudamn: DAMMIT

gay: i kinda of wanna see it now

Leo: I’ll pack one of my box sets!!

Katsudamn: YASS i can’t wait

Vitya: babe leave them to their date night

Katsudamn: damn u right

Leo: it’s not a date night

Katsudamn: i just love the office

Vitya: we’ve got netflix don’t worry <33

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[Private message from Guang-Hong to Yuuri ]

Guang-Hong: I require assistance from the resident mom friend™

Guang-Hong: wait i hve an idea

Guang-Hong added Phichit and Viktor to the chat

Guang-Hong changed his nickname to extra gay

Phichit: hello yes

extra gay: how do I get a boy to like me

Phichit: WISH I KNEW MY BUD

Viktor: I recommend showing up at his house naked

Yuuri: me too

Yuuri: is this about Leo

extra gay: yes

Phichit: i CALLED it

Yuuri: we all called it tbh

extra gay: APPARENTLY LEO HASN’T

extra gay: i mean I feel like I should know by now if he likes me,, we spend so much time together i mean we talk every day

extra gay: i just don’t know??

Yuuri: I would say you have to talk to him

Phichit: yeah that’s what I think

Yuuri: You could even do it this week because you’ll be face to face

extra gay: wHAT that gives me absolutely no time to prepare

Phichit: I dare you

Yuuri: i DOUBLE dare u

extra gay: shit well

extra gay: guess I GOTTA

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[to groupchat]

Queen: I will no longer be replying in words. Only in office quotes.

MINIami: rlly omg

Queen: real.jpg

King: I’m glad I’m marrying you

Queen: love.gif

Queen: AW.jpg

Katsudamn: THAT’S SO SWEET WTF

Katsudamn: @ viktor up your game

Ice Tiger: all of you need to get out more

Queen: wisewords.jpg

Ice Tiger: dammit

Queen: truffle.jpg

MINIami: I love you omg

Queen: love2.gif

Phishit: describe the groupchat

Queen: homos.gif

Phishit: PERFECT

King: all of us

Queen: Stanley.gif

King: why did I not know ???? um????

Queen: me.jpg

Phishit: it’s confirmed the entire chat is queer

King: i’m not

Queen: false.jpg

Ice Tiger: can you hONESTLY stop

Ice Tiger: this is annoying

Queen: idc.jpg

Ice Tiger: I’m leaving

Queen: nbc.jpg

Ice Tiger has left the chat

Queen: yurio.jpg

Phishit: WHO KNEW ISABELLA WAS SUCH A SAVAGE

Phishit: watch out Otabek

savage: someone is threatening my title?

savage: download.jpg

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Katsudamn: what happened to Yuri ?

Katsudamn: and Guang-Hong

Vitya: they went to pick up their boyfriends @ the airport

gay: guys…. They hugged

gay: yuri plisetsky, the russian punk, the angry smol, has shown signs of affection towards another human being on this earth

Ice Tiger: I will kill u with a shovel

savage: Men can hug each other. There’s no shame in that.

gay: of course there’s no shame!! We encourage it!!

gay: but I witnessed a full three minutes of gay wonderfulness

Ice Tiger: ok we’re going out because I will not be putting up with this chat today

Leo: I’m here!!!

gay: AHHH WAIT NO I’M NOT AT THE GATE YET

Phishit: you guys are so cute

Phishit: why can’t I have that tf

Katsudamn: you can

Katsudamn: spread ur wings ;)

Phishit: what are you talking about

Phishit: OH

Phishit: you shit

Katsudamn: FLY

Vitya: does Phichit have a… crush

Phishit: oh no

Leo: WHO IS IT

Phishit: not telling???

Vitya: don’t worry son u can tell your dear old dad

Phishit: dad??

Katsudamn: we are everyone’s parents

Katsudamn: skating mom and dad #1

Leo: come on Phichit, we’re all Good Friends™

Phishit: I’m locking myself in my room and never coming out again

Cheese Lord™: I wanna know

Abomination: me too

TouCAN not TouCANT: me three

Phishit: i’m leaving

Vitya: is it someone in the chat

TouCAN not TouCANT: most likely, or at least someone we know, since he won’t yield.

Vitya: we can probably narrow it down right

Vitya: he’s gay as hell so leave out the ladies

Abomination: naturally

TouCAN not TouCANT: We can eliminate Yuuri, Viktor, Guang-Hong, and Leo for being close friends who he is very supportive of in their own relationships. I will also eliminate yurio and otabek based on his behavior.

TouCAN not TouCANT: that leaves Chris, JJ, Minami, and me.

Phishit: ok but honestly stop

Phishit: this wasn’t supposed to be my gay day

Phishit: speaking of, where’s leo and guang-hong

gay: we’re gonna go and find Yuri and Otabek

gay: continue

Vitya: right so phichit. Can we have any hints

Phishit: you guys ever think it might be someone you don’t know

Phishit: someone who’s not a skater

Vitya: it’s totally a skater

Phishit: yuuri I am going to kill you next time I see you

Katsudamn: i’m so sorry omg

Vitya: honestly I’m offended that I didn’t make the list :(

Ice Daddy: flattered that I am xx

TouCAN not TouCANT: based on the minimal interaction you’ve had, I doubt it’s you.

Ice Daddy: :(

MINIami: hi I just got here !! but it’s probably not me cause I’m still 17 and we’ve only met two days ago lol

TouCAN not TouCANT: valid point

Vitya: umm, love at first sight

MINIami: awe

Phishit: I regret making this chat

Vitya: if not minami, who, JJ?

TouCAN not TouCANT: he is one of the few people who has been nice to JJ, and he’s the one who added him

Vitya: he’s always advocating that he’s queer

MINIami: so it’s JJ??

Phishit: OH MY GOD IT’S NOT JJ

Vitya: lmao true

MINIami: so that leaves…

TouCAN not TouCANT: me.

Phishit has left the conversation

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[private message from Guang-Hong to Phichit ]

Guang-Hong: hey, I’m sorry about earlier. We all feel bad about what happened

Guang-Hong: but we found yuri

Guang-Hong: qts.jpg

Phichit: OH MY GODD

Phichit: THEY WENT FOR ICE CREAM

Phichit: LOOK HOW CLOSE THEY ARE

Phichit: YURI IS PRACTICALLY ON TOP OF HIM

Phichit: THIS HAS REVIVED ME

Guang-Hong: so you’re okay??

Phichit: yeah we talked it over

Guang-Hong: really?? How’d it go?

Phichit: we agreed to go out on sunday

Guang-Hong: OMG

Phichit: NONE OF YOU ARE OFF THE HOOK THO

-

Abomination: WHATS UP BITCHES

Ice Tiger: oh no

Abomination: weve been in airprts and airplanes for TWELVE hour s let's go out all of us plS pls pls,

Ice Tiger: its three am

Cheese Lord™: sorry she's drunk

Cheese Lord™: the stewardess tried to cut her off but was too afraid

Phishit: same

Abomination: I bought first class !!! they better give me alchohol !!!!

Ice Daddy: you're typing surprisingly well

Abomination: a lady can always type correctly

Ice Daddy: you had Sara type that didn't u

Abomination: ye

Ice Tiger: at least she has your phone so you can't ruin your life

Abomination: I GOT IT BAXK

Abomination changed her nickname to qT

qT changed Cheese Lord™ ’s nickname to CRISPino

qT: IMG_117.jpg

qT: she’s, as you’d say, pooped. No partying 2nite.

Ice Tiger: none of us wanted to go

qT: soon tho!!!!!!!!!!

qT: gASP we shld play a tect gam

qT: tex t game

Leo: I’m awake can I play

qT: da

qT: never have i evr??

Ice Tiger: no

qT: thaT number hand game thng

Ice Tiger: we are texting right now mila

qT: o rite

qT: woul you rrather??

Ice Daddy: yes!!

Phishit: plspls

Leo: who’s all in??

gay: I’m queer, I’m here and I’m ready to have fun

Vitya: oh oh me too

Katsudamn: Viktor woke me up and is making me play so,,,, i guess i’m in

gay: we’re finally in the same place and we still stay up late at night

qT: OKOKOKOKWHOS FIRST

Katsudamn: ME

Kastudamn: YOU CAN FLY BUT YOU HAVE NO ARMS OR LEGS

Vitya: that’s not a would you rather

Phishit: it also wasn’t directed at anyone

qT:    no bv i wouldn’t be able to sk8

Katsudamn: smart

Phishit: @ Leo would you rather be deaf or blind

Ice Tiger: lame

Leo: blind

Ice Tiger: viktor. death by zombies or sharks

Vitya: zombies

Vitya: twd af

Leo: @ guang-hong would u rather change sexes every time you sneeze or not be able to tell the difference between a baby and a muffin

gay: oh no i love muffins

Vitya: the sneezing??? Duh???

Vitya: that would be amazing. The lack of dysphoria. Wow

Katsudamn: yeah i wouldn’t mind that

gay: yeah i’ll go w sneezing, i could always make myself sneeze and then I’m set for life lmao

Phishit: OMG TRUE it wld solve all my problems

gay: @ anyone, would you rather have free apple products forever or wifi everywhere you go

Leo: apple

Ice Daddy: apple tbh

Ice Tiger: wifi. Samsung’s better. peasants

Vitya: u wanna FIGHT

Ice Daddy: i have 1

Ice Daddy: spit or swallow

Vitya kicked Ice Daddy from the chat

Vitya: now that that’s out of the way

Vitya: @ yurio be itchy or sticky for the rest of your life

Ice Tiger: this whole thing is dumb

Ice Tiger: and itchy

Phishit: HAVE THE HICCUPS FOREVER OR ALWAY HAVE TO SNEEZE BUT NOT BEING ABLE TO

Katsudamn: can I choose death

gay: same

Ice Tiger: where did mila go she started this

CRISPino: she’s passed out! See you all at practice xo

Chapter Text

MINIami: guys, i have something to tell you

MINIami: i uh

MINIami: i’m agender

Phishit: tiny smol i love you

Katsudamn: we all do <333 what pronouns do you prefer?

MINIami: he/him is fine!!

Phishit: you sure?? You’re not just saying that for our comfort? Cause you don’t have to!!

MINIami: I’m sure!!

MINIami: you guys are great oh my gosh

Vitya: HE SAYS GOSH

Vitya: WHY HAVEN’t WE ADOPTED HIM YET

MINIami:  I know I’m kinda old to be realizing this :// but I never really thought a lot about it until later adn never had a lot of exposure to trans ppl

gay : we are aplenty here

Vitya: like half of us are trans lol

MINIami: really?

gay: you didn’t know??

Phishit: i feel like I’m obvious about it

gay: me n phichit are ftm

Phishit: and, coincidentally, gay af

gay: double whammy

Vitya: i’m probably genderfluid. I don’t really define it. he/him is fine tho idrc abt pronouns honestly

MINIami: !!! how did I not know

Vitya: I’m not vocal about it tbh

Katsudamn: guys…………...i have something to say

Katsudamn: i’m a little trans

Phishit: wait what

Phishit: A LITTLE

Phishit: AHHH

Katsudamn: I’m a demiboy

MINIami: what’s that?

Katsudamn: it means I’m mostly a boy but there’s this sort of undefined part of me that’s something else

Katsudamn: i never wanted to say I was trans bc i’m fine w being masculine and a boy and nothing really changes about how you view or refer to me so it doesn’t really matter I’m just not entirely 100% male and I’ve only told viktor but you should know cause you’re my friends

Phishit: I LOVE YOU

Phishit: I LOVE YOU AND I’M PROUD OF YOU

Phishit: DAMN I’M GLAD WE’RE FRIENDS

Phishit: YOUVALL ARE SO GREAT AND STRONG AND WONDERUL AND BEAUTIFUL

Phishit: AND THERE’S NO SUCH THING AS TRANS ENOUGH AND YOU’RE VALID AND I LOVE YOU AND MINAMI IT DOESN’T MATTER WHEN YOU IFIND OUT YOU CLD BE 80 AND REALIZE IT YOU’RE ACTUALLY VERY YOUNG

Phishit: I LOVE MY FRIEDNS

TouCAN not TouCANT: he is literally sobbing

Katsudamn: OMG i forgot you were on your date your first date i’m sorry

Phishit: DON’T BE SORRY I’M SO HAPPY

Ice Tiger: demiboy

Vitya: say one mean thing and I’ll rip your head off

Ice Tiger:  I would never??? It’s just interesting. Kinda sounds like me lol

Vitya: ...are you coming out rn

Ice Tiger: idk

gay: what a day

gay: is anyone else in this chat gonna come out rn?? Seems like the time to do it

TouCAN not TouCANT: so like,,,,

Phishit: OMG

-

[to Yuuri , Viktor , and Phichit ]

extra gay: phichit how did it go????

Phichit: AMAZING

Phichit: he bought me coffee and he brought me a necklace from korea?? He’s so sweet?? We talked forever like I didn’t even know he could talk so much I was so worried bc he’s so quiet but he’s rlly funny!! And we like a lot of the same movies and now we’re watching legally blonde the musical and fuckinf snuggling i’m so happy

Yuuri: I’M SO HAPPY FOR U

Phichit: HIS DOG IS REALLY FLUFFY

Phichit: makkachin is in here, too

Viktor: I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR HIM EVERYWHERE

Phichit: THEY GET ALONG

Phichit: I can be like ur babysitter. you kids have fun.

Yuuri: GASP BABE WE SHLD HAVE A DATE NIGHT

Viktor: I AGREE LET’S GO

Phichit: I’m gonna add seung-gil here

Phichit added Seung-Gil to the chat

extra gay: hi!!

Phichit: so. Next on the agenda is guang-hong and leo.

extra gay: oh god nvm I’m leaving

Seung-Gil: what’s going on w them

Phichit: they’re in love

extra gay: NO

Seung-Gil: yea I got that part

extra gay: wat

Seung-Gil: from what I understood you two were already dating. That's incorrect?

extra gay: we’re not

Phichit: but they should be

Seung-Gil: also I just read the previous messages and you’re incredibly sweet babe <33

Viktor: you’re disgusting and we lvoe it

Viktor: Yuuri left his phone at home he’ll be participating through me

Phichit changed his nickname to The Master

extra gay: you just got into a relationship you are nOt the master

The Master: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

The Master: what’s your plan to ask him

Seung-Gil: ask him out?

Viktor: guang-hong promised to ask leo out before they leave so he cld do it in person

Seung-Gil: alright. I believe I’m all caught up.

extra gay: I thought about baking him a cake and writing it in the frosting

extra gay: if he says no i can just eat the cake

Viktor: do you know how to bake a cake

extra gay: no

Seung-Gil: I can bake.

The Master: RLLY

The Master: ur perfect

Seung-Gil: no you are <3

Viktor: GROSS

The Master: anyways a cake is always nice what other ideas do u have

extra gay: doughnuts

The Master: any non-dessert ideas

extra gay: ...pizza?

Viktor: THE CHEESY THING

extra gay: YEA

Viktor: THAT’S SO CUTE LMAO

The Master: how about non-food

extra gay: okay. consider this. we go to the movies right

The Master: uh huh

extra gay: and we get tickets for some movie idc which and get snacks n stuff you know the essentials

extra gay: and he’s a nerd so he’d be too excited to notice that the theatre is empty except for us

The Master: alright

extra gay: and it starts to go to previews but itS NoT

extra gay: it’s a video, of me, telling him how much he means to me and asking him to go on a date w me

Seung-Gil: that seems elaborate.

Viktor: he’s gonna think you’re prOPOSING

Viktor: how do you even do stuff like that

The Master: I know a guy

extra gay: !!!!!!!!!

The Master: anyways I veto that what else

extra gay: ok so get this, I invite him over and I’m lying on the floor, and when he rushes to my aid i say “Leo…….. I’m dying…. to go out with u……….…”

Seung-Gil: please do that

extra gay: i’m honestly out of ideas

Viktor: tell him this: roses are red, violets are blue. My bed has room for two.

Viktor: YuURI IS HITTING ME

Viktor: fine. don’t say it.

Seung-Gil: I would say be honest and just say it.

The Master: or have a friend hint it to an overbearing groupchat set out to ruin lives

Viktor: send him a note that says “do u like me? circle : yes no maybe”

The Master: you’re a child

Viktor: We’re gonna go on our date now byee

Viktor: good luck guang!! -Yuuri

extra gay: i have an idea.

The Master: what is it??

extra gay: it’ll be a surprise. But I’ll do it tonight

The Master: HYPE

Chapter Text

Ice daddy changed his nickname to nut

nut: i’m bored. We shld all do something tonight

King: “all”

qT: yes!!

Ice Tiger: like what

CRISPino: let’s get drunk and try and do our routines

savage: while it’s funny watching people fall on their faces, we could get seriously hurt.

Ice Tiger: yeah nobody should get hurt this close to competing

Ice Tiger: actually…. I think you all shld go for it……..

Phishit: YOU JUST WANT US TO GET HURT SO WE CAN’T COMPETE

King: i think you should all do it

Queen: jj don’t be mean

Queen: >:c

King: I’m sorry :c

Ice Tiger: anyways

Ice Tiger: I don’t need my competitors to be injured to demolish them. We could go to a movie

CRISPino: WE SHOULD SEE FINDING DORY

Ice Tiger: i don’t think that’s in theatres

CRISPino: babe…. Fix this

qT: it’s on netflix bab don’t worry

nut: THE BEACH

nut: let’s go to the beach

savage: let’s have a bonfire

Phishit: is that legal

nut: idk but we shld do it!!!!!!!!

nut: who’s in

Ice Tiger: me and otabek

qT: also me n sara

Phishit: Me too

Phishit: I’ll being Seung-Gil

gay: me and leo can’t make it

Phishit: THAT’S RIGHTT

Leo: :c can’t we reschedule

gay: no it’s important

Leo: aight

CRISPino: we’ll bring snacks

Phishit: BLESS

Viktor: me and yuuri’d love to come!!!!

Viktor: wait,,,,,,, nvm

Viktor: we have… plans

Viktor: have fun kids

gay: lmao ok

nut: ;)))

Phishit: ??

nut: think abt what the parents do when the kids aren’t home….

Phishit: OH DEAR

Phishit: MY POoR INNOCENT SOUL

-

MINIami: I’m late but I’d like to go!!!

Phishit: I’ll send you the location

-

Phishit: THIS WAS A MESS

Phishit: THIS WAS A TERRIBLE TERRIBLE MESS

Queen: what happened???

Phishit: we were all at the beach having a good ol time as pals do and some of us decided to go swimming and chris decided to skinny dip??? Everyone else had clothes on but he was like nOPE and cannon balled in ass naked

Phishit: and sure we were all surprised but it was funny so whatever but then minami CHOKED ON WATER

Phishit: HE’S SO INNOCENT HE WAS NOT PREPARED WE ALL THOUGHT HE WAS DROWNING and then chris was screaming bc he didn’t ease himself in an idiot and it was cold af

nut: IT DIDN’T LOOK FREEZINF

Phishit: AND THEN oTABEK BURNED HIMSELF

Queen: this is a mess

Phishit: and Yurio was super mad at all of us and wouldn’t let anyone touch him and was being super protective and insisting we had to go to the hospital so yeah we went to the hospital but most of us were half naked and forgot about our clothes (which are still at the beach)

Phishit: so we were just walking around town wet in our underwear lookig for the hospital and we got there and otabek was literally FINE but Yurio intimidated the doctors into admitting him for nothing

Queen: overprotective boyfriends <33

Phishit: and then I went to go get us all some clothes and I got back to the inn and idk what the layout is yet so I’m just going into every room I come across BUT I FOUND YUURIA ND VIKTOR HAVING SE X AND I AM FOREVER SCARRED

Queen: OMG

Phishit: long story short i’m on the roof in my underwear at 6am and we are never doing anything ever again

Katsudamn: COME DOWN PLEASE

Katsudamn: MY FAMILY IS FREAKING OUT

Phishit: I’M FREAKING OUT

Phishit: Y’ALL NASTY

TouCAN not TouCANT: pls come down

Ice Tiger: Otabek is fine, if anyone was wondering

Phishit: NOBODY WAS WONDERING HE’S BEEN FIND THE WHOLE TIME

nut: i, however, have quite the cold

MINIami: ok so i went back to the beach, put out the fire, cleaned up and got all of our stuff, picked up Otabek’s burn cream from the pharmacy (which he doesn’t need but if it helps!!) and got us all doughnuts and now I’m on the way back

Phishit: you are a blessing???????? honestly ur too good for us how do you have your life so together aren't you the youngest

Ice Tiger: I want one with jelly

Katsudamn: is everyone accounted for?

qT: we just got back, so I believe so

Katsudamn: Phichit,,,,,,,,,, Leo & Guang-Hong

-

[to private chat]

The Master: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

extra gay: hi

The Master: SPILL

extra gay:  ok ok so,,,,

extra gay: idk whats going on but it’s promising

Yuuri: start at the beginning

extra gay: so I took him to this park that has all these lights and it’s super pretty!!! And we were walking through it and talking a lot and he started talking about how there’s this person he wants to get a gift for that he really likes but he doesn’t know what to get

extra gay: and I was all like ???? bitch what

extra gay: and he was trying to ask for advice and he’s my best friend so I wanted to help him but I was just so upset bc this is the time and place I was supposed to tell him that I really really like him but he’s talking about this OTHER PERSON

The Master: oh hon

extra gay: and he knows me so he knew I was upset and asked me about it and I was just like “LISTEN BUDDY it’s FINE if you don’t want to bc you like this other person but there is a food stand right there that sells your favorite food and we can go on a date right now or fight or somthing”

extra gay: AND HE LAUGHED

extra gay: A LOT

Katsudamn:  ?????? ?

extra gay: and then he was like “I WAS TALKING ABT U”

The Master: OMG

extra gay: so we went on a date

The Master: IM SO HAPPY

extra gay: we ate and held hands and we were both so nervous???? Like I think he started shaking a few times omf

extra gay: and at the end of the night we were going to separate rooms but he stopped me and kissed me but like really soft you know barely more than a peck honestly but it was amazing still??? Adn we didn’t talk about officially dating or anything and we haven’t seen each other all morning but wowowowowowowowowowowow

extra gay: HE JUST TEXTED ME GOOD MORNING BEAUTIFUL

The Master: THIS IS FANTASTIC

Katsudamn: do i sense a double date coming up

The Master: why didn’t you ever ask that abt me and seung-gil

Katsudamn: ….triple date

Chapter Text

Queen: Hey everyone! How is practice coming?

savage: currently not going at all. It seems that Yuri and Mila and have same outfit for competition and it’s causing quite the feud.

Queen: what are the odds !

CRISPino: they were very high considering Mila paid a lOt of money to get her hands on a replica.

Katsudamn: oh no please make sure yuri doesn’t kill anyone before I get there

Vitya: daddy’s got this

Phishit: DON’T SAY tAHT EW

Katsudamn: he’s making things worse is’t he

savage: yes

Queen: violence is never the answer yurio!!!

Queen: unless food is involved

Leo: same

Leo: Phichit where are u

Phishit: we’re not coming to practice today

Leo: who’s “we”

Phshit: me and seung-gil

Katsudamn: y’all were still in bed when I left??

Katsudamn: ur telling me that seung-gil is missing practice bc you guys wanna sleep??

Vitya: Yuuri…,,, they won’t be sleeping

Katsudamn: ??

Katsudamn: OH

Katsudamn: my innocence

Phishit: no we’re sleeping you got it right the first time

Phishit: Viktor u deviant

Vitya: morning sex = heaven

Phishit: I’m gonna start having flashbacks leave me alone

Vitya: U STARTED IT

Vitya: actually Yuuri started it ;;;)))

Phishit: i will kick u

CRISPino: I’m taking Mila to get a new outfit we’ll be back later

MINIami: CAN I COME

MINIami: i love shopping esp for performance outfits

CRISPino: sure bug!!

CRISPino: can you be @ the castle in like 20 minutes?

MINIami: I’ll be there a lot sooner lol I was already on my way

qT: hype

gay: leo

gay: when is practice over

Leo: idk but why aren’t you here

gay: I’ve been captured by the blanket monster

gay: rescue me xxxx

qT: gay

gay: that is indeed my nickname. Did you expect anything else?

Leo: bye guys off to rescue the prince xx

qT: double gay

Ice Tiger: this is why all of you lose isn’t it

Ice Tiger: you guys just… don’t practice

gay: shut up pretty soon it’ll be just you and otabek at the rink and you’ll be thankinf us

Vitya: that’s right……….. Yuuri meet me for lunch, love, let’s leave the boys to their fun

Ice Tiger: i hate every single last one of you

Vitya: <3

savage: Don’t listen to them, yuri. It’s best if they’re gone; the rink won’t be crowded.

Ice Tiger: yeah true all of you fuck off

Vitya: don’t do anything I wouldn’t do~~

nut: I just woke up hi

Katsudamn: how

Katsudamn: it’s like 2pm

nut: idk it happens sometimes

Katsudamn: I can’t stand sleeping in past like nine

Queen: you aren’t living tbh

nut: getting up before 10 is a bore

Ice Tiger: I agree with the pig on this one

Ice Tiger: if the sun is up I should be as well

Queen: alright but consider this… sleep is gr8

Ice Tiger: but you’re wasting your day ?

Queen: it is the BEST way to waste a day

TouCAN not TouCANT: previously, I would have agreed with Yuri squared but having spent a considerable amount of time sleeping in today, it’s quite nice

Vitya: YURI SQUARED

nut: I didn’t mean to start a feud guys

nut: just wanted to ask Viktor if I cld come to breakfast w him and Yuuri

Katsudamn: *Lunch

nut: whatever

Katsudamn: & yea we’d love to have you

CRISPino: guys minami found this skirt for competition that’s fucking adorable

qT: he looks amazing i’m dying

qT: we came here for me but tbh he looks 10x better than I ever could

Katsudamn: I need pictures of my son rn pls pls

CRISPino: nah fam you gotta wait for the competition

Katsudamn: dammit

MINIami: aw you guys are sweet

Queen:  jj is jealous

King: wht no I’m not

King: of who what why

Queen: he want’s to wear a skirtin competition

King: no i dont

Katsudamn: you don’t have to feel bad about it

MINIami: skirts are awesome!!

King: i don’t wanna wear a skirt!!

qT: got somehtin against skirts bud

Vitya: DESTROY THE BINARY

King: skirts are fine!! Wear all the skirts you want!!

King: clothes have no gender!!

Katsudamn: then why won’t you wear a skirt??

Katsudamn: maybe we’d let you compete if you’d wear a skirt

Ice Tiger: that’s a lie

MINami: what is it JJ??

King: ...I don’t have the figure for it

Katsudamn: I never thought the day would come when I wanted to comfort jj

Queen: You look great in skirts babe!!

Katsudamn: i love that you know that

King: I’m leaving

Katsudamn: ok but srsly it’s probably fine

Katsudamn: y’all so dramatic

Vitya: okay you cried during the first three minutes of Tarzan

Ice Tiger: THREE MINUTES

Katsudamn: THE BABY MONKEY D I E D

Phichit: same

Vitya: you hit your elbow on a table the other day and yelled abt how you were dying

Vitya: you are mr. dramatic

Katsudamn:  it hurt

Katsudamn: ok u wanna play that?? Every time my mom cooks somethin you bring yourself to tears and say it’s the best thing you’ve ever eaten

Katsudamn: the other day when you weren’t with makkachin for 5 minutes you were convinced he’d been kidnapped

Vitya: he is a treasure anyone would be lucky to kidknap him

Ice Tiger: noted

Vitya: gasp

nut: why are you two fighting over text

nut: i’m sitting next to both of you

Katsudamn: MR DRAMATIC would start yelling and we don’t wanna cause a scene

Vitya: RUDE

Phishit: y’all an old married couple smh

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MINIami: GOOD MORNING

nut: it’s…. 12 am

MINIami: yep !!!

MINIami: today is the competition guys!!!! It’s so exciting

nut: wait rlly lmao

qT: did you forget

nut: yeah

nut: I’m not used to managing myself lol

nut: i gotta sleep then bye

MINIami: goodnight!!

qT: you should go to bed, too, Minami

MINIami: but I’m so excited!!!!

qT: I can tell!! wow

qT: even so you gotta sleep for the comp, Malýsh

CRISPino: russian is a hot language

Katsudamn: tbh

Phishit: ah yes all the sexiest words like bezrazlichiye

Phishit: bezmozglyĭ

Vitya: Eto bezobraziye tak otnosit'sya k lyudyam

Katsudamn: but…. Dasvidaniya sounds so pretty

qT: everyone go to bed

Queen: good morning!!

Queen: y’all should be in bed tbh

Phishit: Seung-gil is making me go to sleep bye

Katsudamn: as honorary mom friend I’m ordxering everyone to gO to bed

MINIami: :cc ok mom love u

Katsudamn: love u too hon

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Queen: is this gonna be televised

Katsudamn: nah but it’ll be livestreamed

Queen: sweet send me the link

King: but it’s movie night !!

Queen: oh how convenient you started a tradition on the night of the competition

Queen: JJ they’re our friends we’re gonna watch and we’re gonna love it

King: I hope y’all fall

Queen: stop that!

King: no

King: if we were my friends they would’ve invited me

King: and it’s really upsetting??

Katsudamn:  im sorry jj

Katsudamn: but you have to improve your behavior

savage: you’re a good friend, JJ. Just not a great person

King: gee thanks

savage: I mean you’ve gotta treat people better and not play victim when people are mean back

King: yeah. I get that. Sorry guys

Katsudamn: you’ll watch tho?

King: prolly

Queen: when does it start

savage: one hour starting w guang-hong

gay: I HATE GOING FIRST

Queen: you’re going to be great!!!!

Leo: I can’t wait omg

Leo: you’ve worked really hard this year honestly you’re better than me

gay: lies

Vitya: guys we should’ve all skated to disney music

Vitya: why didn’t we coordinate

Phishit: we should’ve skated to the bee movie

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Queen: THE LIVESTREAM CRASHED

Phishit:  WHat wh y

Katsudamn: well i mean children set it up

gay: holy shit there’s so many people here

gay: i didn’t know that many people even lived here

Vitya: most of them don’t. A lot of people flew in to see us skate

TuCAN not TuCANT: See YOU skate.

Queen: PLS ATTEND TO THE MATTER AT HAND

Queen: GUANH-HONG GOES ON IN 5 MINUTES ADN WE CAN’T SEE

Phishit added thing one , thing two and thing three to the chat

Katsudamn: there are only two things??

thing one: what things

Katsudamn: thing one and thing two

thing one: yes

thing two: you called

Katsudamn: you know what I mean dammit

thing three: but there are three of us!

Katsudamn: so find a different nickname??

Katsudamn: there are famous trios??

Queen: LIVESTREAM

thing three changed her name to cat

cat: cause the story hahahaha

gay: what hthe hell is going on

cat: dr suess references

cat: anyways

cat: we’re working on it! We can describe it to you in the meantime

gay: OH BOY ITS TIME

Katsudamn: good luck!!

Queen: knock em dead!!

Phishit: AW leo kissed him before he went on

Phishit: @seung-gil be cute for me

Phishit: who am i kidding ur always cute

thing one: he’s got a gold outfit, some makeup (also gold w glitter, v subtle tho it’s actually quite elegant). Takes center ice, large breath, music starts. It’s a slow build up, a few small jumps, then there’s the orchestra equivalent of a bass drop in time with a quad!!

thing two: magnificent performance, and the crowd knows it! He enters a step sequence, a little off in the timing.

cat: he goes into a salchow jump- a little wobbly on the landing- and then into a lunge, circling the arena. Elegance at it’s finest!!!

thing two: A quad followed by a triple axel- steps out of the landing, but he doesn’t seem shaken.

cat: He really conveys the essence of love and beauty.

Phishit: also leo is crying

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Queen: I’m so proud of all of you

Katsudamn: did I do well??

Vitya: everyone go home yuuri won

Katsudamn: shhhhhh

qT: the order is absolutely rigged btw

Queen: what’s the order been so far?

Phishit: guang, seung-gil, me, otabek, sara, minami, chris, mila, yurio, leo and yuuri. Viktor is last.

Katsudamn: best for last <333

Katsudamn: also can we talk about yurio’s performance??? It was so sexual???? Who in the world taught our son to be so indecent????????

Vitya: certainly not me

Phishit: ten bucks it was otabek

Phishit: he had a bloody nose throughout

Katsudamn: where did those two go anyways???

Vitya: oh no

Katsudamn: OH NO

qT: don’t worry I’m with Yuri. still a little flower.

Ice Tiger: i’m not a fucking flower

Katsudamn: IT’S VIKTOR’S TURN

Leo: omg

Queen: AHHH

Queen: we should’ve flown out, i wish i could see it

Queen: is he starting??

Queen: ...guys?

Queen: I’ve restarted my internet twice ik I’m getting through

Queen: what’s going on???

King: it should be over by now?

thing one: sorry guys

thing two: we got caught up in the performance

cat: it was… mesmerizing.