10 Works in The Funky Block Game Fics
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“You do understand that you’re caring for the thing meant to bring destruction and chaos to our world, right?” The woman asks, Phil looking behind him fondly as Techno grabs at the ends of his wings.
“He’s just a child.” Phil answers distractedly, humming as his wings get gently yanked at.
“He’s the first of three to destroy life as we know it! Shouldn’t we, well, get rid of him?!”
“Oh, no.” Phil raises his eyes with a sharp glare. “Believe me, I have my own way of preventing the apocalypse.”
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Or, Techno, Wilbur, and Tommy are basically chaotic forces of nature, destined from birth to end the world and bring destruction. Most who hear of the tale of them are trying their best to track them down, and to end the monsters while they’re still young, still just children.
Phil has a different plan.
(In which Phil raises the minecraft equivalents of the anti-christ with love and support, so much so to the point where the world ending is really just a funny thought, and Phil has three kids who casually have powers that are bit more extreme than anything else in the world)
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- Part 1 of Change fate, be kind
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Technoblade owes Dream a favor.
And, like Tommy had feared, Dream ends up calling it in to get Techno’s help in order to bust out of the prison.
Except… Techno gets another idea after noticing a loophole in Dream’s request.
An idea that would keep the other members of the Syndicate safe.
An idea that would free himself of any fear of retribution.
...and an idea that might just inadvertently save the SMP.
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I was a kid in a village, doing alright, then I became a prince overnight by sircantus
Fandoms: Dream SMP
01 Apr 2023
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(Yes the title is from sofia the first, yes I'm laughing at it, I find it funny-)
In which Phil has created the Antarctic Empire from the ground up and takes in Techno and Wilbur along the way, and raises them while also ruling his kingdom. Tommy, sixteen, lives with Tubbo in an orphanage, the two of them running around in the cold streets of their town.
After a hectic day of getting separated from Tubbo, getting into a few fights, and ending up in an entirely new town, he comes across Phil, and saves him from an assassination attempt by smashing a plate over someone's head.
So then both Techno and Wilbur decide to see who this kid is, and Tommy sure is endearing, in the way that the first time they spy on him, he starts a fight in an alleyway over a bag of cookies.
(and then Tommy basically gets kidnapped into the royal family, but like, legally, y’know?)
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it is just the way of the world by anetherealmelody
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
01 Jun 2022
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It is him and him alone. It always has been. It always will be. There is no one watching over him. There is no one looking out for him.
But as he watches the ink patterns come and go on his skin—music discs, guitars, wings—he wonders if there is more to life than just fighting, than just surviving.
He wonders if soulmates are real.
or: A boy with a past too painful to recount meets a child too hollow for his age, a teenager too quiet for his voice, and a man too kind for his circumstances—and learns to love them all.
(techno pov)
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Maybe You Were the Friend I Needed by Anonymous
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
19 Nov 2021
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Dream stood frozen when he saw who was checking up on him today.
Why him?
Why did it have to be him?
It couldn’t have been anyone else! Anyone who would’ve given Dream a fair chance!
Now, Dream had no hope of living a good life. He was completely, utterly, absolutely, fucked.
“Are you going to invite me in or not Green Bitch?”
After a year of being alone in prison, Dream is finally let out ONLY if he can stay in exile with certain terms. Dream struggles at first, but is determined to prove to everyone that he is no longer the tyrant he once was. Only, when a little Gremlin Child shows up and starts to make Dream's life hell, he might have a harder time trying to convince everyone he's changed.
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Prisoner by PollyPocketChewer
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
12 Jul 2021
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As far as Dream can remember, he's been in the prison. Life outside the prison has changed drastically. He doesn't know anything about it. Never expected to learn either until a strange guy and his kids helped him escape.
Now Dream sits among these strange creatures and slowly recovers who he was before the prison.
And why exactly he was locked in there for his entire immortal life.
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- Part 1 of Escapism
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Dream didn't know what came over him, he wanted some time to think. Some time turned to days and thinking turned to building a nice home. Days turned to weeks and the home is bigger and cozier now.
Weeks turned to years and it's been a while since Dream has seen his friends. Still, they're definitely living a more peaceful life now that he's gone, right?
(Or, Dream left and started a cottagecore after the L'manberg Revolution and a Dreamon took his spot and the plot continues as it does in canon. Except, we have a Dream who likes to stay in his cottage and help his injured friends without telling them who he is, exactly)
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- Part 1 of The Cottagecore Verse
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The Multiplayers by CalistaWon
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Real Person Fiction
03 May 2021
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The Multiplayers are a faceless band that the internet has gone wild about. They started by playing covers and posting them on YouTube but now they’ve got a slew of original songs and one hell of a fanbase.
Tubbo, Ranboo, and Tommy started the band as a joke after a stream one day because “oh, haha, we all play instruments!” but now people actually like their songs… not that anybody actually knows the songs are theirs.
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- Part 1 of The Multiplayers (band au)
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The Antarctic Empire is a thriving, peaceful land; It is ruled by a king who is beloved by his people and his allies.
Overnight, the kingdom is thrown into chaos when their youngest prince is stolen from his own bed in the middle of the night, a taunting letter left in his place. The king and his eldest sons are left confused and distraught- desperate for answers and revenge.
Prince Tommy never saw them coming, he couldn't have. One moment, he's sleeping peacefully; the next, he's swept into his worst nightmare. As quickly as it had begun, it was over, and Tommy was gone into thin air.
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- Part 1 of Royal SBI au
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It all started in the nether, all those years ago.
A retired warrior, father to the most fearsome fighter in the land, a sharp-eyed leader with a dangerous spark, and a boy who could turn mountains to dust if he put his mind to it.
Yes. They were a very odd family, indeed.
(This work is finished. I just can’t figure out tags.)