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(Definitely Not) The SU Groupchat

Chapter 2

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Legs: @Little Duck uh hey

Legs: mind if I take a couple minutes outta your day?

Ticker: I was about to point out you didn’t rhyme lol

Legs: nice try, but I’m good at rhyming things on the fly :D

Little Duck: yeah legs whats up

Legs: so are you like… the Little Duck? the one that’s got the taxmen stuck?

Little Duck: lol ld is fine kid

Little Duck: and idk about the little duck

Little Duck: but idk about any other ones so ye

Legs: :o you’re so cool tho, like it’s kinda crazy y’know

Little Duck: uhhhh sure yeah

Ticker: not to interrupt but this is a groupchat

Ticker: and he’s right you know :>

Ticker: nobody knew who you were but you were right up there next to Vox, pissed off Nef so damn much. Think he still has a fairly hefty bounty out on you

Little Duck: lol i mean im not surprised

Little Duck: just blew up some shit but it was pretty important shit so

Little Duck: couldn’t have done any of it without vox tho let’s be honest here

Eudico: you definitely could’ve

The Business: Oh no, it absolutely was all Vox.

The Business: We couldn’t have done it without Vox.

Eudico: Vox wasn’t that important

Ticker: lol Vox is absolutely that important

Eudico: well I mean

Ticker: what do you have against them Eudi?? :<

Eudico: what

Eudico: nothing

Little Duck: lol

Eudico: D, I can literally see you ignoring some Tenno to type that.

Little Duck: they need to lose the rigs first

Little Duck: shit nevermind brb

Ticker: doesn’t sound like nothing, you ok? :<

Ticker: Eudi?

The Business: She blames Vox for Deck 12.

Ticker: wh

Ticker: Deck 12 wasn’t Vox’s fault!

Ticker: right?? :<

The Business: Of course not. No one could have known what was going to happen, not even Vox. But sometimes, finding someone, anyone to blame helps to cope.

Eudico: Biz.

Eudico: why.

The Business: Why not?

Eudico: I’m right here.

The Business: Good. This is something you need to hear too.

Notes:

"Eudico hates Vox" is absolutely going to be a running gag and may or may not impact some later events. As in, Eudico eventually slips up and everyone's like "lol nah can't be her, she hates Vox" and Eudi's just over here like "???ok???"

Thanks for reading, and let me know if you have any ideas for future chapters! They're much appreciated.