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• Curiosity by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Arcane Odyssey (Roblox), Roblox (Video Game)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  06 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Grand Navy & Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Grand Navy (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Meta
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Based on gameplay experience
  • Rated teen due to one (1) swear word
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • Non-Graphic Violence
  • is it even violence if i do not elaborate on it
  • death is mentioned
  • murder is mentioned
  • casual warcrimes
  • Reader is not Player
  • it is also implied there is A Lot of players
  • Author Never Watched One Piece
  • No beta we die like tucker

  Summary

  A member of the Grand Navy gets bored while guarding the jail cells. He decides to question a prisoner.

  Series

  • Part 1 of shitposts
  • Part 1 of arcane autism

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,158

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  27

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  323

• 17 by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Arcane Odyssey (Roblox)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  31 Oct 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey) & Edward Kenton (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Edward Kenton (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Obolus (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Iris (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Crack
  • Fuck fishing
  • this was written in a blind rage

  Summary

  "17. FUCKING. TIMES!" Player yelled.

  "Captain, please stop shaking me," pleaded Edward.

  "SHUT THE FUCK UP," Iris yelled.

  OR

  A love letter to Obolus, who WON'T STOP FUCKING JUMPING ME WHEN I'M DIVING

  Series

  • Part 2 of shitposts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  505

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  39

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  385

• [ASMR] SMIGGLE SCENTED PENCILS REVIEW | Guide's Guide #1 by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Flood Escape Series (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply, Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  06 Dec 2023

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Guide (Flood Escape) & Ghostlyx_x (Flood Escape)
  • Guide (Flood Escape)
  • Ghostlyx_x (Flood Escape)
  • Scented Pencils (Smiggle)
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • i blame my one mutual on twitter dot com for this
  • Crack
  • non-human biology
  • consumption of inedible objects
  • Guide ate soap flood shards and now a pencil
  • if you find this and youre not my target audience of three twitter moots. hi
  • other characters are mentioned but they hold zero significance here
  • never let me cook again 🔥🔥

  Summary

  Welcome to my first video! This is a review of Smiggle's scented pencils! I hope you enjoy this video, I ran into a lot of issues trying to make this.

  Series

  • Part 3 of shitposts
  • Part 5 of Flood Escape Divided Minds AU
  • Part 1 of Guide's Guide

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,313

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  8

  Hits:

  124

• [ASMR] WATER REVIEW (GONE WRONG) (COPS CALLED) | Guide's Guide #2 by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Flood Escape Series (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  30 Mar 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Crazyblox (Video Blogging RPF) & Guide (Flood Escape)
  • Guide (Flood Escape)
  • Crazyblox (Video Blogging RPF)
  • I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping
  • Crack
  • Flood Escape Unwinding Time: Writing Contest 3
  • inspired by a single tweet in my bookmarks
  • i googled what law was broken in this and the result was murder
  • am i on a watchlist? maybe
  • but so is guide so that means i can kin him
  • i cooked again 🔥🔥

  Summary

  Hello YouTube, and welcome back to the channel! Today I will be reviewing water sourced from various locations! I hope you enjoy this, as I am currently wanted in the entirety of Robloxia for "Attempted Murder"?

  Series

  • Part 4 of shitposts
  • Part 6 of Flood Escape Divided Minds AU
  • Part 1 of writing contest entries
  • Part 2 of Guide's Guide

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  994

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  9

  Hits:

  107

• 32 notebooks, 50 clearstones, and 76972 gunpowder barrels by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Arcane Odyssey (Roblox)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  20 May 2024

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey) & Edward Kenton (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Player (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Edward Kenton (Roblox: Arcane Odyssey)
  • Crack
  • this was written in a blind rage
  • i HATE collecting clearstones i HATE IT

  Summary

  local man blows up mount othrys 🤑🤑

  Series

  • Part 5 of shitposts

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,290

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  28

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  207

• apple juice and strawberry punch by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Team Fortress 2  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  28 Aug 2024

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Scout & Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
  • Pyro & Scout (Team Fortress 2)
  • Pyro & Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
  • Heavy & Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
  • Heavy & Scout (Team Fortress 2)
  • Heavy & Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
  • heavy & sandvich (team fortress 2)
  • Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
  • Scout (Team Fortress 2)
  • Soldier (Team Fortress 2)
  • Heavy (Team Fortress 2)
  • Sandvich (Team Fortress 2) - Character
  • Any Pronouns for Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
  • Gender-Neutral Pyro (Team Fortress 2)
  • Pyrovision (Team Fortress 2)
  • Video: Meet the Sandvich (Team Fortress 2)
  • Mentioned BLU Spy (Team Fortress 2)
  • good ol' team bonding via PUNCHING ALL YOUR BLOOD OUT and BREAKING YOUR SPINE!!
  • Canon-Typical Violence
  • if the sandvich has a meet the team entry then it counts as a character. do not fight me
  • Respawn Mechanics (Team Fortress 2)
  • Major Character Undeath
  • you dont get to see the undeath tho. but they do live
  • Dyslexic Pyro (Team Fortress 2)

  Summary

  Pyro really just wants to sip on the carton of apple juice that they'd forgotten in the back of the fridge. Too bad its teammates had other ideas.

  OR

  meet the sandvich but pyro is there

  Series

  • Part 6 of shitposts
  • Part 1 of theres a team in this fortress

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,613

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Kudos:

  45

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  207

• bluudud realises guest is married and crashes out by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Forsaken (Roblox)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Work in Progress

  25 Apr 2025

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • bluudud (Forsaken - Roblox) & Guest 1337 (The Last Guest)
  • c00lkidd & Jason (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 1x1x1x1 (Roblox) & c00lkidd (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 1x1x1x1 (Roblox) & Jason Voorhees
  • bluudud & c00lkidd (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 1x1x1x1 (Roblox) & bluudud (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • bluudud (Forsaken - Roblox) & Jason Voorhees
  • Jason Voorhees & Pamela Voorhees
  • bluudud (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Guest 1337 (The Last Guest)
  • 1x1x1x1 (Roblox)
  • C00lkidd (Roblox)
  • Jason Voorhees
  • Mafioso (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Elliot (Roblox: Work At A Pizza Place)
  • Pamela Voorhees
  • One-Sided Attraction
  • Crushes
  • Unrequited Crush
  • like. very unrequited. this is a child.
  • Heartbreak
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Team as Family
  • the non-canonical shared killer lobby
  • Respawn Mechanics (Roblox)
  • 12yo child experiences heartbreak. this is so sad can we get a team c00lkidd join today
  • Mental Breakdown
  • THIS IS NOT A SHIP I CANNOT REITERATE THIS ENOUGH
  • bluudud thinks he's livestreaming (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • References to In-game Skins (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Mentioned Builderman (Roblox)
  • Mentioned Shedletsky (Roblox)
  • Mentioned 007n7 (Roblox)
  • Mentioned Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Mentioned Chance (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Mentioned Noob (Roblox)
  • He/They Pronouns for Chance (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • They/Them Pronouns for Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Genderfluid 1x1x1x1 (Roblox)
  • barber jason.
  • Video Game Mechanics
  • okay ik i wrote team as family but in reality they barely tolerate one another
  • ykw fuck the anon upload this is my legacy now
  • no beta we die like 007n7
  • THIS IS NOT PROSHIP CONTENT
  • Aromantic Asexual Jason Voorhees
  • also known as "i dont know how allos function so im gonna project it onto my favourite characters"
  • Jason Voorhees Does NOT Know Sign Language
  • Non-Consensual Haircuts
  • There's A Tag For That

  Summary

  so yknow that audio of bluududs very normal hear me out list consisting of only guest 1337

  you also know how guest has a wife and daughter in his source media

  for some reason or another bluudud doesnt realise this is a married man and nobody told him, until he sees the marriage ring. and luckily he doesnt overreact in any way whatsoever

  this is NOT a ship it will NEVER be a ship its a 12yo child having a crush on a grown ass married white man thrice his age

  Series

  • Part 7 of shitposts
  • Part 1 of WE ARE FORSAKEN

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,984

  Chapters:

  1/2

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  214

  Bookmarks:

  18

  Hits:

  1,263

• this prison of a groupchat is worse than this realm we are trapped in by PhileNTheBlank

  Fandoms: Roblox (Video Game), Forsaken (Roblox)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • No category
  • Work in Progress

  09 Jun 2025

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Everyone & Everyone
  • Jason Voorhees
  • c00lkidd (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • bluudud (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • pr3typriincess (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Mafioso (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • 1x1x1x1 (Roblox)
  • John Doe (Roblox)
  • Shedletsky (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Builderman (Roblox)
  • Guest 1337 (Roblox: The Last Guest)
  • Noob (Roblox)
  • Elliot (Roblox: Work At A Pizza Place)
  • 007n7 (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Two Time (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Chance (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Dusekkar (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Taph (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Jane Doe (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • the non-canonical shared killer lobby
  • brought to you by the same author of bluududs crashout over guest
  • john doe is the equivalent of a rabies infected feral cat
  • Team as Family
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • the team dynamic of the killers is held together by three children. thats it
  • Out of Character
  • chatfic
  • Shedletsky as a Standard Unit of Measurement (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • Roblox Chat Filter (Roblox)
  • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
  • jason's vocal chords are beyond forsakened 💔
  • 1x1x1x1's physical form is as fluid as its gender (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • the survivors need a hug the killers need therapy and i need some goddamn sleep
  • Genderfluid 1x1x1x1 (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • barely disguised jason propaganda
  • 1x1x1x1 has anger issues (Forsaken - Roblox)
  • no beta we die like 007n7
  • Mentioned Skibidi Toilet
  • i made this to relieve the pain that is Forsaken Server Lockdown :(
  • ok forget the jason propaganda this is just blatantly obvious killer propaganda
  • written before the mafioso rework
  • all relationships are intended to be platonic bc im aroace and idk how relationships work
  • 1337speak
  • yes the typing quirk

  Summary

  Like how it can take away things, the Spectre can grant things to the people in its realm. And it's getting bored of the regular screaming and crying and general torture of its victims.

  Sure, maybe giving them cellphones was completely counterproductive towards why it damned these people in the first place. But the potential was just too good (and funny) to pass up.

   

  OR

  forsaken chatfic 🔥🔥

  Series

  • Part 8 of shitposts
  • Part 2 of WE ARE FORSAKEN

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,322

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  117

  Bookmarks:

  7

  Hits:

  1,166