1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
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5 Times Bruce Was Protective of His Pups (+ 2 Times They Were Protective of Him) by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman: The Animated Series, Superman: The Animated Series
25 Dec 2024
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Everyone gasps as Robin lands awkwardly and falls down with a loud cry, everyone's worried murmurs sounding too loud for the pup's sensitive ears, his hands lifting to cover them in hopes he can't hear the horrified shouts of the audience. A dangerous snarl is heard from Batman towards the camera crew and how they focus on Robin, one of them having the audacity to zoom in on the boy's reaction. "Turn the cameras off, now!" Veronica flinches at the command and waves frantically at her crew, disappointment in her gaze towards the one camera man for his carelessness towards the pup.
Luckily the cameras cut off to a commercial break as Robin shouts, "M-Mommy! Daddy!" The mood tense as the pup reaches out to people who aren't even there, "M-Mama!"
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- Part 1 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
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The Difficulties of The Working Class (Just Clark Kent): A Beautiful Omega, His Pups and The Fact He Wants Both by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
14 Feb 2025
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No.
This is something much bigger than any stories he could ever chase down.
'Why', you ask?
That's a very good question. It's because most of Clark's mental, emotional and physical distress comes with one eligible bachelor's children. 'Who?' You ask this time instead. Well, one Bruce Thomas Wayne and his hoard of children...or demons? Clark isn't too sure on what exactly those—creatures are yet.
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- Part 2 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
- Part 2 of Alphas, Alphas... and More Alphas?
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To Be With You In The Morning Is My Favorite Tradition by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
01 Mar 2025
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If you were to ask Bruce what his favorite part of his Birthday day was, the answer would be-after listing a billion reasons having to do with the kids-his and Clark's morning ritual of waking up way before anyone else in the house (especially the twins) to just simply bask in one another's presence. Its one of the omega's most favorite moments: to wake up to the gentle nosing at his neck by Clark and the man's incredibly soft, deep voice rumble out a, 'Happy Birthday', to him.
Even if Bruce doesn't show the same enthusiasm for his special holiday like when he was a kid, he still finds his heart fluttering in excitement and love when his family bombard him with lots of hugs and kisses.
Like today: February 19th, Bruce Wayne's Birthday.
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- Part 3 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
- Part 3 of Alphas, Alphas... and More Alphas?
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The Diary of A Kryptonian (In Love) by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
20 May 2025
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Dear Diary,
I met a kid today-ah, that's not to say m'not a kid either, but the kid I met today is two years younger than me and looks sad. I was playing ball outside with a friend named Billy when I saw him sitting in a broken down car looking like a sad, wet cat, there was an odd feeling in my chest as I looked at the boy...and I started to move unconsciously towards the fancy car, but Billy was there to snap me out from that fuzzy place. I asked Billy if we should invite him as by this point the mystery boy was looking out his window right at us, but my friend said no and ran off to go play in a nearby lake with some other neighbor kids. I tried to turn around and follow Billy...but that weird fuzz came back in my chest...it felt like...something was pulling at my heart and I felt a very sad at the thought of leaving the kid by himself. So, the next thing I knew I turned around! Walking closer towards the well dressed man underneath the hood of his car. I introduced myself to the man like my ma and pa taught me to, but I couldn't help but look at the boy still seated inside the car, even while Mr. Alfred was talking to me it was as if my eyes were only able to focus on the mystery boy.Series
- Part 4 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
- Part 4 of Alphas, Alphas... and More Alphas?
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The Riddler Takes Manhattan by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics), Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics)
05 Jul 2025
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Ivy sighs and clicks away at her own phone screen before pulling up a video for Bruce, Clark and the kids to watch. “Why bother wasting our precious time describing our problem when we could just show you. Watch.”
The video starts and is immediately met with Edward's off key singing of Sabrina Carpenter's Espresso, with the lyrics changed slightly to fit Ed's name. “I'm working late, cause I'm the Riddler. Oh, he looks so cute wrapped ‘round my finger. And my twisted riddles confuse him so often. The answer key is in your noggin. Too bad your brain don't do it for ya. Small brain that-”
The audio fades into nothingness as Bruce stares at the screen in horror, at the poor people trapped by the magic staff in Edward's hands to sit through this non-musical.
Selina shakes her head at what's happening within the video in disappointment before she looks at the troubled look Bruce wears. “I know right! This isn't even a musical! This is more like a shoddy attempt at a concert. When I think of musicals, I think of something dramatic, fun and even refined…but this-” she clicks her tongue repeatedly-”this is an absolute horror show. Alfred would be so disappointed in him right now if he saw this.”
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- Part 5 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
- Part 5 of Alphas, Alphas... and More Alphas?
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5 Times Bruce's Kids Whined For Something (+1 Time He Did Too) by Thicc_Personality
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics), Superman - All Media Types, Superman (Comics), DCU, DCU (Comics)
26 Oct 2025
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Richard remains silent as he sticks his lower lip out, causing both alpha and omega to panic when the boy flops out onto the floor, kicking his legs out like a wild horse and hands repeatedly tugging on Bruce's trenchcoat as he whines loudly. “Moooommmmmy! He's holding onto my cereal! It's mine, it's mine, it's mine!”
Bruce would usually find this behavior endearing…but that's only when it's directed at himself or Alfred, not random strangers.
Which brings up one of the many behaviors and attitudes I forgot to add that Richard has: whining pup.
The omega swallows nervously, heat rushing to his ears and cheeks as he finally turns to look at–the Greek god sitting right next to him. Bruce blushes even more at the embarrassing realization that such a handsome stranger is witnessing his puppy's tantrum…gosh, the other is probably judging his parenting skills so hard right now. “I'm sorry.” His voice is uncharacteristically meek as he says it, ducking his head shyly when the large stranger continues to look at him. “He usually doesn't act this way, I promise.”
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- Part 6 of 1+1= Love and A Billion Kids
- Part 6 of Alphas, Alphas... and More Alphas?