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"It is too early to love. We will buy the right to do so by shedding blood."
When Judas is too wrecked with emotions to wrap the rope around his neck, he finds himself in Golgotha, staring at Jesus on the cross. With a tight chest and shaky hands, he finds love in a man he once cared little for.
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Just me playing around with the idea of being transmigrated as Xie Yu. Thanks Tumblr Poll...
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a sickle to each stalk at noon by ihatemilk
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
25 Jun 2025
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He wished he knew all their names. He’d tried after the massacre to recall as many as he could, but his mind was weary after enduring Itachi’s Tsukuyomi . He’d run down endless corridors, all blood-stained, the bright red spread unevenly over the wood. He’d heard the construction workers and renovators jeering when he was ten that even in death, the Uchiha were stubborn, down to the marrow. This was Sasuke’s second introduction to the meaning of the Uchiha...
Forty seeds. He held them to his chest. For the first time since he was a boy, Sasuke wept—not from pain, but from being seen. Then he rose and began to walk. He would find a place of death and rebirth. He would make it grow and his family would be warm again.
Nico di Angelo leaves Camp Half-Blood after learning of Bianca's death, and on his travels he encounters a strange man in a rice paddy field. This changes everything and nothing. -
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Salazar Slytherin never existed…
…But Harry Potter did.The broken Time Turners at the Department of Mysteries has Harry Potter finding himself stranded in the Founders' Era. In the middle of a battle. Naturally, he does what any sensible person would do: save a stranger’s life, befriend him, and accidentally get named after a historical dark wizard.
Except that stranger is Godric Gryffindor. And he thinks “Harry” sounds dumb. So now Harry is “Sal”. Short for “Salvator”. Later ”Salazar”. Which is fine. Totally fine. Except it’s not. Because history is starting to look suspiciously familiar. And Harry? He’s starting to look suspiciously like a Parselmouth with green eyes and ambition issues.
He’s not Salazar Slytherin. Obviously.
...Right?A time travel identity-crisis adventure featuring sarcastic friendships, reluctant legendary status, historical inaccuracies, and the accidental founding of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
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How Would You Rate Your Monster Attack? by Iz_A_Nerd
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan
25 Jun 2025
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Leo tells Percy about this amazing website, and Percy decides that the best thing to do with his Tumblr blog is to make Yelp reviews of his monster encounters.
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Come Spirit, Come Charm, Come Days That Are Warm by RiverlissFlow
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
25 Jun 2025
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The Mafia Family has a picnic on a totally not planned at all free day. The kids are chaotic, and the adults are tired.
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- Part 3 of BSD AU; Anastasia
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“The Tower Never Sleeps” by MoonchildFlannelAndFandoms
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Marvel
25 Jun 2025
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Post-blip, Tony's rebuilt Avengers Tower into a high-tech recovery commune/halfway house for emotionally repressed superheroes. The episode starts with Steve, Natasha, Bruce, and Clint dragging their duffel bags into the lobby, all of them looking various degrees of haggard and feral.
Tony, hair sticking up and holding a coffee cup that says “I’m Not Your Therapist (But I Built Your Room),” watches from the balcony with Rhodey.
Rhodey: “You sure about this?”
Tony: “Absolutely not. Let’s do it.”- Language:
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tax benefits (and other romantic gestures) by CaptainDebil
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
25 Jun 2025
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You’re telling me,” Bruce says slowly, carefully, each word black-edged and precise, “that this marriage is… a tax evasion strategy.”
“I mean, technically, yes–”
“Then I am retracting my blessing.”
“You can’t retract a blessing!”
“I just did.”
Jason throws his hands up. “You were ecstatic two seconds ago!”
“That was before I learned this was a scam.”
day 4 of JayTim week 2025: Free Day (let's go for some classic black and white!)
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- Part 3 of JayTim week 2025
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Sailor Moon X Persona 5: Web of Shadows by cyclone99x
Fandoms: Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon, Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Anime & Manga), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Live Action TV), Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon | Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon (Musicals), Persona 5, Persona Series
25 Jun 2025
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A sinister technology called the MARC promises a glorious future, but secretly enslaves its users to the spider goddess Andrameta. Phantom Thieves and Sailor Senshi unite to fight this evil, but the world quickly falls under her control. Facing impossible odds, they must awaken to their true selves to defeat this false goddess before she devours the earth.
The Sailor Senshi, find themselves scattered, leaving Usagi Tsukino isolated in Tokyo after returning from her adventure in New York. The Phantom Thieves face a rift after a misunderstanding, prompting Ren to fight for his soulmate’s broken heart, rebuild trust amongst his companions, forge alliances with new friends, all while confronting the growing evil manipulating the masses on a global scale.
Amidst shattered hearts, new awakenings, and secret crushes, this epic adventure entwines Sailor Moon and Persona 5's Phantom Thieves in an action-packed saga of romance, comedy, and heroism. Will they unite in time to save the world from destruction? Or is it already too late?This book directly follows the events of my previous work, Sailor Moon X Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Turtles and the Hare, but is not necessary to read prior to this story.
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Грязный Дикий (не) Запад by AlcoSiri, Nedda_Sweetdigger, Noseek
Fandoms: 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS, DPR IAN (Musician), GOT7, CHANMINA (Otomonai Mina)
25 Jun 2025
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В несуществующей части света, где царят горячие ковбои, смертельные дуэли и страстная любовь, в самом эпицентре бури разврата расположился он — Делулу Таун.
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Sugar, we’re diagnosing outpatients by boobiemama for ashuees
Fandoms: House M.D., Fall Out Boy
25 Jun 2025
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what would happen if fall out boy met house md?
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I’ll bleed wherever I want to, bitch by TanaraRay
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
25 Jun 2025
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He leans forward on his elbows and creates a mental list.
Step One: find out why the fuck he isn’t sweating nitroglycerin anymore.
Step Two: find out where exactly (and possibly when exactly) he is.
Step Three: find out how to get back home.
Step Four: kick ass.
Actually, step four can be applied at any step of the way.
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I dare someone to do something With this ship
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Ahead by a Century by yuffiehighwind
Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV), Once Upon a Time (TV), Once Upon a Time in Wonderland (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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Lost on the subway that takes its passengers between timelines, Five and Lila assume they’re the only ones in this labyrinth outside space and time. The pair are surprised to meet a woman who calls herself a “portal jumper,” whose sudden appearance on their train isn’t the most shocking thing about her.
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Crack crossover between Once Upon a Time and The Umbrella Academy. Takes place after Season 7 of OUAT, when Grace Hatter is an adult, and during Five and Lila’s seven-year journey through the subway in S4E5 of TUA.
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跟一只鬼恋爱的正确方法 by Montelukast
Fandoms: Thai Actor RPF, เขา...ไม่ใช่ผม | Not Me (TV 2021), เขา...ไม่ใช่ผม | Not Me (TV 2021) RPF, แฟนที่ทันตแพทย์ส่วนใหญ่แนะนำ | Sweet Tooth Good Dentist (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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《not me》Yok & 《Sweet Tooth, Good Dentist》Jeng的拉郎
参考《关于我和鬼变成家人的那件事》、《幽灵医生》的部分设定,世界观混乱,含现实政治影射
*拆了YokDan的CP,介意请勿点击
*BE警告只有我看得见他,只有我摸得到他。
那么,眼前这个人,
会不会就是这个世界上,只属于我一个人的鬼?——————
不会是大长篇(吧
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Techatomic, Tactless Tinker by Auroum
Fandoms: Parahumans Series - Wildbow, Fallout (Video Games)
25 Jun 2025
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Anybody ever tell you that their city sucks?
I get it, nobody likes bad public transport, shitty roads and sidewalks, and the homeless wandering around made the rich and affluent irrationally angry, my city though? It wins a fucking award for being at the top of the shit scale. We have Nazi! Like literal Nazi! I can go out at night and expect to see Nazi’s, it's so fucked up here. There is also the drug problem, the forced prostitution problem and the snake in the basement, but like, literal Nazi’s that nobody is doing anything about.
Well, for the most part.
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Clearer Than Sight by ghost_writer616
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Daredevil (TV)
25 Jun 2025
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The classic Daredevil meets the Avengers and they think he’s ableist with a twist
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Based on that really cute Pinterest post I saw!
When mumbling spells, Merlin is overheard by Arthur who assumes Merlin must be cursing to himself. However, when prompted about it, Merlin must get creative to ensure that Arthur doesn't discover his secret.
Which might prove difficult, as there are visiting nobles arriving to Camelot who might know a bit more than Arthur.
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Maribat Incorrect Quotes by San_fics
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Miraculous Ladybug
25 Jun 2025
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Ladybug: Oh no. Oh God!
Ladybug: I couldn't possibly be so stupid!
Robin: Don't limit yourself.
Robin: You can be anything you wish.
*Damian: My brother was kidnapped.
Marinette: Your brother was kidnapped?!
Damian: Yes.
Marinette: Oh my God!
Damian: Everything is fine. I had time to come to terms with the loss.
Marinette: He was kidnapped when you were kids?
Damian: No. About half an hour ago.
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Damian: It is very dangerous to meet a woman who fully understands you. This usually ends in marriage.Series
- Part 8 of Incorrect Quotes +
- Part 5 of Daminette