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Technoblade had been cursed into a piglin form after a run in with a witch as a teenager before being thrown into the Nether as punishment for stealing from her. Now he’s finally made it home but he has one problem. His family doesn’t recognize him and he can no longer communicate with them.
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"Okay, ok this was fine, he was just getting chased by the top three heroes in L’manburg. Nothing to be worried about, it was totally fine.
On another interesting note his pulse was skyrocketing meaning he also couldn't use his powers. Just fucking peachy. Again this was totally fine.
Running across rooftops in the dead of night wasn't easy but in his time as Theseus, Tommy could say he had gotten pretty damned good at it, enjoyed it even. the wind rushing past his ears and his body aching for the next jump, the next challenge, the next leap, the next time he did something reckless and stupid that ended up working anyway."Or
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Being Hunted Brought Us Together by NetherVoid
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
22 Jul 2025
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It just had to be a trap.
Of course the merchant he was meeting with had someone follow him before they were even supposed to meet. And of course they would find a feather. JUST ONE FEATHER.Phil has heard of the insane prices the nobles are willing to bid on an elytrian as a showpiece, a pet. Should the hybrid be just a bit too feisty would the wings themselves still get a good price on their own.
All this just for some jewelry he wanted to trade for. Humans really are the worst.Enough kicking himself for not noticing the warning signs, he had to get away from the guards.
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Technoblade saves Philza from some guards that are chasing him.
Hybrids are hunted in this world for not being human, sticking together will help them survive. And maybe they get to gain something more.
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“It’s okay, you’ll get used to it.” Again, they cup his face, though the hold shifts lower this time, harsher with nails that dig into the soft flesh of Techno’s cheek and grip at his chin. They force him to look up at them once more, laughing softly when it causes Techno to try and swallow down the pained little whimper inside him when the open wound on his head drags against the rough stones. “You’ll make a perfect little pet.”
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Or: Technoblade catches the eye of a stranger and bad things unfold.
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"That's right. You don't mind this kind of cooperation, do you? Nothing is required of you: to go to social receptions with me and smile. Sometimes it happens that during such meetings I urgently need to be distracted by business and disappear for a while. Will you be able to occupy them with your absolutely wonderful person for this time?"
The villain looked with such concern and courtesy, as some time ago in the city. Tommy put on a smile at the praise and deciphered his task.
Distract everyone while Philza does his business like robberies and undermining the heroic system.
"Uh, well, that sounds cool," the boy shrugged. "And what will I get for it?"
"Home. Money that you have the right to dispose of as you please. Delicious food every day. A rich, luxurious life. Agree?"
Tommy bit his lip and looked down. Risky. Very, very risky.
Tommy is pleased that after his death he got into a novel he read once. In the end, he is a background character at most, and the whole drama of the plot certainly does not concern him.
But one day Philza Craft, the main antagonist of the story, comes and declares him his son.
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The Comfort of a Laugh Track by FishCanFlip
Fandoms: Squid Game (TV 2021), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
22 Jul 2025
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“There’s a place where you can play games, just like this one, for one hundred-times the amount in your pocket.”
Tommy stared at the card being offered to him. Of course, this was why he was wary of the man in the first place. This had to be some sort of scheme, that was just too much money to be real.
“And why should I believe you?” Tommy didn’t take the card yet, no matter how much his brain was screaming at him to just do it. The card probably had some sort of tracker in it anyway.“Tommy Ingold. 19 years old. Dropped out of college last month due to your legal guardian’s suicide. All of his debt got transferred to you, on top of the debt you had already acquired from school. You are $624,105 in debt, with no job and a recent eviction for not being able to complete rent payments. You have no other familial connections.”
Tommy didn’t know whether he should punch this guy or run away.
“How the fuck do you know that.”
The man simply stood up and held the card out to Tommy again.
Tommy stared at the man directly in his rich, pretentious eyes, and grimaced.He took the card.
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Fluffy July 2025 by mossybee_exe
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), QSMP | Quackity SMP
22 Jul 2025
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A whole month of pure fluff!!! You'll have to go to the dentist to get cavities removed after reading all of these!
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But Wisp’s sneer deepened, a cruel twist of disdain curling his lips. “Madness? No, fool. That was the honor you destroyed, and with it, the fragile peace we had left. You think your words can undo the shadow you cast? I will not let you hide behind excuses.” Without warning, the shadow of his arm swung forward in a blur, striking Deo with a force born of years of rage and sorrow.
Deo staggered back, a sharp pain exploding through his ribs, his breath catching in a strangled gasp.
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An alliance between two kingdoms gets forgotten when Tommy becomes the king.
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The miscommunications continue.
Technoblade is adjusting to life in space and recovering from his injuries. The rest of his crew are trying to figure out how to handle having a human around.
They'll get there eventually.Series
- Part 2 of Miscommunications AU
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This is inspired off the vocaloid song Gomenne gomenne or Im sorry, Im sorry. The song as really dark lore(and I plan on this having dark lore) this is my first fanfic, this is a DSMP AU that focuses on Technoblade(and also Philza appears later on)
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Our own thoughts can be poetic sometimes.
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- Part 1 of Just another server reset AU fics
- Language:
- English
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- Chapters:
- 1/1
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I don’t remember but I can’t forget by WanderingWinters
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF
21 Jul 2025
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Months of isolation and torture in Pandora’s Vault leave Dream’s mind cracking as his memories vanish - including memories of the Revival Book. But Quackity isn’t one to take any loss without some gain, and Dream is taken back to Las Nevadas.
Months later, Technoblade has the unfortunate pleasure of meeting what’s left of Dream.
(not that his old rival even knows that name anymore)
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guard dog au + syndicate dream and rivalsduoSeries
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"The video turned dizzyingly head over heels and there was a sharp curse, followed by a string of unintelligible words as a hand covered the screen. Philza's first assumption was that Tommy had dropped his communicator, but then he caught a snippet of the words.
"-behind you-""
Or: In which space pirate Phil finds a human on his ship. This is a problem for multiple reasons, not least of which is the fact that they don't speak the same language
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- Part 2 of Azurys' MCYT Fic Fight 2024
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“Your secretary said the target was a guard,” Bad spoke warily, “that killed his fellow guards. Why?"
His question hung in silence for a moment. It seemed that the Executive didn’t expect any follow-up questions.
“All you need to know is this,” the man leaned forward in his chair. “That pest is after something that belongs to me,” Bad instinctively turned away from the stench of alcohol emanating across the excessively wide desk. “You’re not getting paid to ask questions, pal. I suggest you follow your assignment.” His words dripped with venom.
An immortal shadow of the person he once was, Bad navigates a world plagued with the human condition — war, greed, death, and chaos. Months after retreating into a quiet life on a remote island, the ex-assassin is forced to take on one last job in order to save the one he holds dearest. Although Bad is no stranger to bounty hunting, he learns through a grudging alliance with two unruly mortals that nothing is what it seems on the surface.
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a BadBoyHalo-centric manhunt x DSMP fic w/ industrial sci-fi elements
(relationship tags by prominence as of latest chapter, characters by appearance)
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Endurant Soul and Ardent Heart,
Last artist of a vanished art,
When the last of many lifts their gaze
A ruler and reign to protect or raze
_____________________________Archduke Bastian rules Essempi with an iron fist, decimating magic-users mercilessly, wiping them from the face of the kingdom. Somewhere in the mountains, a community of refugees hide from his brutal campaign.
Tommy has never lived in a world where his best friend is a sorcerer
And Tubbo has never lived in a world where Tommy knows what he is.
___________________The finale to my trilogy Last Light! Updates every Sunday.
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- Part 3 of Last Light
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What if Wilbur accepted Quackity's invitation to join Las Nevadas as a member of its government, its vice president? What if they pushed past their deep seated past, scars of betrayal and symbols of a relationship that could've been to make the rising nation bigger than either of them had originally thought?
When Wilbur accepts Quackity's invite to join Las Nevadas' government, he doesn't expect for it to take long before Quackity chucks him to the curve, so when it doesn't happen, he finally sees a clean slate for him to become a new man. What neither of them expect, however, is for the country to become plunged into chaos after news of Wilbur's participation gets around.
OR Wilbur joins Las Nevadas and wants to be a new man, it doesn't go how he expected
NOTE. I do NOT condone or support the actions of any CCs within this fic. All characters are purely fictional and this AU is something I've created myself.
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- Part 2 of Exquisite Agony (TNTDuo)
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Many years ago, Philza was an expert assassin for an international crime syndicate; dubbed the Angel of Death and known and feared by all. These days, however, washed up, hurt, and lonely, he finds it difficult reconciling his mired past with the everyday chores of a civilian.
A lot changes once he crosses paths with coach Technoblade.
; or, Former Assassin!Philza and Gym Coach!Technoblade AU
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One Bite, Two Lives by MidnightDinoisthename
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
20 Jul 2025
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Tommy is so sick and tired of moving from place to place. Maybe L'manberg will be different...I mean getting bit by a spider and becoming a superhero counts as different right?
Who would have guessed that becoming a superhero with spider like powers comes with a huge responsibility...but L'manberg is counting on him to keep his new home safe from him and his company. Shouldn't be too hard...right?
Or I just miss reading DSMP x spiderman fanfics and decided to write my own.
*THESE ARE BASED ON THE CHARACTERS IN THE DSMP AND NOT THE CONTENT CREATORS!*
Updates: Whenever I think a chapter is ready
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A Haunted Mansion? What could go wrong? (A lot.) by Pineless
Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game), HetaOni
19 Jul 2025
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A deserted mansion in a mountain, in an isolated server far away from all the others. No one knows how long it’s been there or who used to live in it. Rumours are that it's haunted.
You cannot easily set foot in this rumored mysterious mansion located in the untamed forests of the server.
It’s said if you anger its former occupant, you won’t get away lightly…
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"A Haunted Mansion? What could go wrong?"
A lot.
(AKA the british bois and feral crew find themselves trapped in a mansion where nothing is at all what it seems, and with secrets that are almost too terrible to be true)
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Ever since his execution and subsequent resurrection, Techno could not help but feel like he wasn’t real.
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Snippets of his life after the execution.