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    Just a series of one shots surrounding my favorite ship in all of marvel. Marvel Jesus fucking rules!!!!

    *I don't own Deadpool and Wolverine*

    If you don't like my content, Deadpool told me to tell you......

     

    Suck a cock 😌

    *Updates will be slow asf, I'm so sorry 😭*

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    Peter Parker loves the early morning train. So many interesting people come and go all day long. This new kid seems interesting though, a new face to add to the long list of randoms he sees everyday. But what if this one comes with a friend?

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    After everything that happened, Wade Wilson moves to NYC to escape his violent past (and present). There Isn't much left, just an old house, Blind Al, and a wild attempt at normalcy while dealing with the aftermath of Frances and his experiments. He killed for them for years, but maybe he can be good now? Hopefully nothing bad happens.

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    "So, you do get it?"

    "Obviously, Peanut. Have you met me?"

    Logan chuckles and glances at him again.

    Wade's eyes are sparkling with hope, and he still smells so, so fucking good. The arousal's coming off him even stronger and fresher now. It's starting to be too overwhelming to ignore. It lunges at Logan, crawls into every one of his orifices, and presses the right combination of buttons in Logan's mind to set him ablaze with need. No more creeping around the subject.

    "Fuck, Wade, I really wanna eat you out."

    //
    Or... a T4T Poolverine fanfic with, for once, more loving than stabbing? Yet still with the equally blasphemous levels of kink? I think so.

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    Deadpool has a therapy session with doctor Jonathan Crane. As usual for Deadpool, things do not go as planned.

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    Logan gets shot in the head with a supercharged alien bullet and wakes up with a bit of amnesia. It's okay though, he can definitely wing it.

    (In which Logan pretends to know what's going on and jumps to wildly incorrect conclusions about the state of things).

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    What he’s got so far:

    1. He lives with a man named Wade and an old lady named Blind Al and the ugliest dog he’s ever seen in his life inexplicably named Mary.

    2. He’s still an X-Man, or at least working with the X-Men, but he doesn’t live there anymore. Maybe he moved out of the mansion to live with Wade? He can’t imagine why they’d choose this shithole instead of there, but maybe Blind Al had something to do with it? She wasn’t frail by any means, but living alone in the city, blind and elderly, can’t be easy, and in his experience the older people get the more stubborn they become. She probably refused to leave and Wade stayed to take care of her. And Logan had moved in at some point when they became serious.

    Because that’s the third thing he’s figured out. Wade is his boyfriend - or partner, as he’d put it earlier. (Boyfriend did sound a bit immature for men their ages).

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    Logan was always brawn over brain, using his strength to easily take care of things, however Wade loved to show off. Wade jumped from crate to crate, spinning and flipping around like he was in some ballet performance.

    They were thinning the group out nicely, from 40ish guys to around 12, but they were still putting up a half-decent fight. Logan was busy ripping the jugular from a guy's throat when he felt a knife firmly plunge into his back. He threw his body back in order to throw the guy, and whipped around just in time to see Wade drop down onto the guy from the rafters and strangle him with his thighs.

    All Logan could do was stare blankly as his mind worked overtime to process whatever feeling he was experiencing. His throat felt dry, his breathing swelled , his heart sped up, he felt high…. ‘I'm in love with Wade'

     

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    After a particularly stressful mission Logan realizes he's in love with wade, intense denial ensues.

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    Five Times Wade Tried To Figure His Sexual Orientation Out and One Time He Actually Did

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    So I woke up at 4 am one night and proceeded to write this. Enjoy. I'll continue it maybe

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    Eggs are, undoubtedly, the nightmares that live under beds. The only difference for him is that they live in his fridge. They're horrifically expensive but still taste like sour-dairy-cracker-evil Jello. Adding butter, salt, pepper, and other spices Wade knows he’s mispronouncing do absolutely nothing to fix the flavor. They smell awful from carton to cooked, and the texture reminds him of the slime from the Nickelodeon Choice Awards. The fact his cancer-marred senses can acknowledge them at all is a miracle, let alone that he can describe them with such passionate hatred. Unfortunately, they’re the one thing he wishes the cancer-buds would reject.

    or: wade accidentally puts a shit ton of salt in logan's coffee and makes him eggs to make up for it (he hates them sensory-wise)

    (this sounds So weird but i promise it isn't ...)

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    “Reaaow.”

    Logan looks down. The cat is keeping stride with him, now, eyes fixed on the takeout in his hand.

    “Not for you,” he says, and the cat brrps. “I can get you some tuna if you have a little patience. I don’t carry a can with me to work.”

    “Reaa.”

    “You cannot have vermicelli.”

    Now he’s arguing with a cat. Great. He’s not even sure if he’s winning.

    OR

    What happens when the Cat Distribution System chooses the grumpiest motherfucker alive and God's perfect idiot?

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    Wade can't stop crushing on Logan. Logan knows this. Logan would go as far as to say he also has some sort of messed up feelings for the guy that he doesn't know how to deal with.

    But does he want to go through the effort of explaining everything to him? Not really.
    Does he think he might regret it if he doesn't? Absolutely. And, that hurts.

    ***Logan and Wade learn A LOT about each other now that they live together. One of those things is that they are destined to become the parents of an exceptionally powerful child that even the Avengers are keeping track of.***

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    After destroying the Time Ripper and defeating Cassandra Nova, Wade and Logan settle into a strangely domestic routine as roommates. Or... something. Logan doesn't know exactly how to address their intimate bond, and it becomes a bit of an issue when Wade says something particularly bold one night.

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    While taking a MUCH needed break, Wade & Logan get stuck in a cottage together due to an unexpected storm.
    Emotions, some sad, others happy, come up.

    “Crying in front of a my-little-pony obsessed man named Wade Wilson? Pathetic.”

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    Grab your special sock, nerds. This is gonna get good. It's the sequel to Deadpool and Wolverine that they won't make because Disney is not ready for them yet...

    Wade and Logan are living together. On paper, it's a motherfucking miracle. In reality, it's not what they thought it would be.
    Then the TVA offers them a job and things start a-changing. While Deadpool and Wolverine are fuckin' shit up, Wade falls first, but Logan falls harder. And shit goes sideways in the most colossal way.

    I've split this story into 2 parts. Part 1 is Chapter 1 - Chapter 22. Part 2 is Chapter 23 - Chapter 33 (Epilogue) As this is a beast of a fic, you can stop at the end of Part 1. Part 2 slips more into Domestic Poolverine, all the romantic cuteness I could muster and a healthy sprinking of shameless smut ;)

    Maximum Effort, Bubs and Babygirls

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    Logan knows better than anyone that people don’t live forever. That doesn’t make it hurt any less.

    Or, Blind Al dies and Logan helps Wade as they try to fix it, featuring the mid-70s punk scene.

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    Wade decides they are going to do as much Christmas as possible since Logan hasn’t celebrated much before

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    Logan and Wade reminisc about a funny encounter in Canadian slang

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    Wade is shopping for the perfect Christmas gift for Laura, he realizes sometimes the best gifts are the ones you make yourself.

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    Christmas with Wade, Logan, Al and Laura.

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    Wade loved it — every raw, angry, passionate second of it. From then on, whenever one of them needed some relief, they’d hook up. Their bedroom, Blind Al’s living room sofa, the kitchen countertop... it didn’t matter.

    But it meant nothing, really.

    Wade told himself he was fine with that. He thought he was. But lately, the ache in his chest — that stupid, persistent need to feel loved — was getting harder to ignore.

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    Wade had to go on a mission for a bit too long, in Logan’s mind. For this terrible crime, he is sentenced to snuggle jail for 5,000 years.

    (For Poolverine Week Day 6: feral behavior)

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