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    Dream is in Pandora's, having lost all hopes of escaping. His mind is a mess, Sir's training is effective, and he has fully lost it. So why, in the name of XD, has his mind decided to give him false hope of escape?
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    Dream hallucinates a bunch and his newest hallucination is about someone who might help him out.

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    The SUV stopped hard in front of a sprawling house painted in light blue and green—odd choices for a place this expensive. Wilbur got out of the car and walked towards it, the perimeter was already secured in yellow police tape and officers were placed everywhere like little Lego men in a set, unsurprising — rich people always were such snobs. He showed the two officers at the front his ID and they let him inside.

    Or: Wilbur's a homicide detective who got assigned a new case, as well as a new partner.

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    Tommyinnit is a troubled fifteen year-old boy who just so happens to get associated with someone rather…questionable.

    aka Tommyinnit meets Wilbur Soot and is looped into illegal shit.

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    A flash of white engulfs them both, lightning blinding for a second, but Tommy doesn’t miss the way the soldier’s hold on the pome of his sword tightens.

    One second, two, three, four,
    Five.

    Thunder shakes the soil they’re in as if it was an earthquake, and Tommy notes the tiniest, smallest, most subtle of flinches the soldier tries to withhold within his armor.

    As small as it is, something easy to miss, Tommy doesn’t.

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    Or, Tommy is left under care of one of his guards when his father leaves for a diplomatic mission, and Techno, being an emotionally constipated soldier, doesn't know what to do when the prince takes a sudden interest on him after one fatidical thunderstorm.

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    Before he could find what he was looking for, he noticed movement in the corner of his eye. He turned his head just in time to see a zombie lunging at him. Alexis stumbled backward, his heart racing as he raised his pistol, but before he could fire, the zombie crumpled to the ground.

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    Alexis Quackity is caught in the middle of a zombie apocalypse, and while searching for supplies, he's cornered by zombies. But he's saved by a strange man?

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    Dream learns why follow instructions is good. He really is such a good dog, isn’t he?

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    As a member of the council, Quackity is always doing what's best for his country.

    But this is too far.

    He never signed up for an arranged marriage with the leader of the Nagas' son, Wilbur, a political outsider and infamous pot-stirrer.

    And he certainly never expected the attraction that blossomed at the altar.

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    Wilbur glared at the diamond sitting in the doorway to the burnt out building, feeling the water coursing between his fingers practically freezing with his levels of frustration.

    Two clear calling cards. If he’d needed them. Arson, and a goddamn, literal fucking diamond. Oh, he wondered who that could be. Definitely not a villain of the exact same name.

    Wilnapity fluff

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    An alternate take on the Endless's story, where Destruction never left, Despair and Desire were a little more intertwined, and Delight isn't quite the same. Oh, and they're all mcyt-ers. Of course.

    (Can in theory be read without any knowledge of the Sandman series, limited explanations in notes)

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    Quackity noticed the elytrians were doing shit.
    He goes to investigate, seeing his fiance, Wilbur, in a new light so to speak.

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    “The difference between us is that I actually care about other people! Techno, we spent weeks together—!”

    “Do not speak to me of loyalty!”

    “No! No!” Tommy shook his head. Technoblade was wrong, he was loyal, he was loyal to his very own deaths and he would die for his cause. Technoblade had no cause. “You are my friend and you betrayed me! You sided with Dream—” Tommy’s voice cracked, “—even though you knew—! You knew what he did to me! Why would you side with that maniac!”

    “I don’t care about your discs. I care about freedom, and we cannot have freedom with the government!”

    “You have your own freedom! Just let people love what they love, man!” ‘Put your things in the hole, Tommy’ rang in his ears. Did every man he ever looked up to have to hurt him? When would it stop?

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    OR: A retelling of Post-Exile to the Disc Saga Finale. The second posted part of an entire DSMP retelling. A more grounded rework of the DSMP, still including the humour and charm that made the DSMP so special.

    Follow us on Twitter and Tumblr! @katandroofics

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    ”If I… do this. Do you promise to protect me?”

    “Of course. You have my word.”

    “Ok. Then- yes. I accept.”

    “Then welcome to the world of the gods, Nemesis.”

    Turns out, being a god’s servant isn’t all it’s cracked up to be

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    He looked down, and felt his heart skip a beat. Shit. Shit, this wasn’t happening, not to him, not now.

    Red string. Red string meant Puppeteer, who must be close.

    Wilbur looked up, trying not to cry as icy wind bit as his bare temples, tugging desperately at the string around his waist. He caught half a glimpse of the villain, enough to make his stomach flip. Puppeteer was perched on the edge of one of the stalls, strings strung over one of the strands of fairy lights to make a sort of pulley. The shrike villain saw him looking, and waved, darting out of sight.

    Wilbur is having a bad time with his family. Quackity... 'rescues' him

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    "I want to see emotions coloring the sky
    To the point it will make me wanna cry"


    》🎱《


    Moss reincarnates again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again, again but has three lives.

    (Now just two, lol.)

    Or: Moss just wanted to live a normal life and die peacefully but the author said 'no'.

    (And Moss is a hybrid, and Moss has an awful scar, and Moss forgives the one who killed them, and Moss decides to adopt as many children they can, and Moss sees things.)

    Alternative name: Moss and the Mother Duck.

    (The Gambler)

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    There he saw it, the beautiful face of his beloved. The pale complexion, stained by the blood of his fists, and the ruby eyes, which had once warmed him like a winter bonfire, now burned with hatred and resentment.

     

    Quackity froze at the thought of what they'd become. If they'd gone their separate ways, if they'd said different things, if he'd never let go of his hand…

     

    Everything he loved, he poisoned it.

     

    -Luzu, let me make love to you…-

     

    Or

     

    Quackity has his last night of passion with Luzu with his only love language

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    "And the only advantage that a killer has
    Is they think they have the right"


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    (5678) Red wanted to have a family because they didn't remember theirs, so first came (5680) Purpled, then (Q-777) Big Q, then (9024) Fundy, then–

    Or: an amnesiac 6-year-old gets kidnapped and brought to a laboratory that experiments with children, so they grow up there. Shenanigans happen.

    (And Red likes to save people.)

    Alternative name: Daemonium Ruber.

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    Las Nevadas but Nazi Germany.

    That's the whole idea.

    Wilbur makes a few stupid decisions too :)

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    That was the life of a blackout hero, and he’d keep everything he loved close to his heart if it meant he got to keep doing what he adored. Blackout heroes had to disappear.

     

    Then there was Butcher. Butcher, with his ridiculous smile and flirting and coy threats that somehow still made Wilbur blush like he was a teenager. With his beautiful wings and carefree laugh and power in his every move, unwavering hands confidently drawing a gun, clawed fingers pulling the trigger.

     

    Two birds in a storm. What will they do?
    (Title adapted from Sonnet 18)

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    Quackity se congeló ante la imagen de en lo que se habían convertido. Si hubiesen tomado otros caminos, si hubiesen dicho otras cosas, si nunca le hubiese soltado la mano...

     

    Todo lo que amaba lo envenenaba.

     

    -Luzu, déjame hacerte el amor…

     

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    Quackity tendrá su última noche de pasión con Luzu con su único lenguaje de amor

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    "Dear Mr T. Blade,

    We hereby invite you to Essempi, the most prestigious magic college in the country. We suggest you buy yourself the correct uniform from Mage and Forms, and bring some of your important belongings, the rest will be complimentary by the school.

    We assume we will see you on September 1st for the opening ceremony,

    Sincerely, The Headmaster."

    Techno didn’t exactly know how he had somehow gotten into a college he hadn’t even applied for, little own a damned magic school. but whatever, maybe he was just that awesome

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    OR: i decided to make a fanfic where Techno is just some guy who got put in a magic school and given this feral raccoon boy known as Tommy.

    or or: Bedrock bros go brrrrrr

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