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This is the pre-prologue (I know, I know) detailing the arrival of Jade and John into the alpha timeline and setting us up for the fic's format. Ermmm so yeah, enjoy your stay, I love you, the kids miss you xoxo. I'll probably have to add more tags as time goes on, but for now we're chillin'
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No carcass shall rest in the tomb, and no flies nor worms nor maggots will have their stomachs full of flesh that rots or bones that fossilize.
New York City—and her—will eat her—and him—whole in their place.
(Or, Rose made a memorial service for herself that Dave attended, right before they faced )(er Imperious Condescension. Angst. Alpha Timeline. Happy 4/13.)
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Captured by the enemy, political activist and combatant David Strider has been kept by Her Imperious Condescension as a prisoner of war, his brutal treatment broadcast to the world at large. Years later, Dirk rescues him, and nurses him back to health.
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Without Jade, you’re a lonely boy and you become an even lonelier young man.
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John Crocker grows up alone and isolated in Crocker Manor. That doesn't really stop him, though.
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- Part 3 of little spies and cake rebels
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It’s been exactly two hours, sixteen minutes, and thirty three seconds since you dropped Dirk off for his first day of school. Uh, not like anyone’s keeping count or anything. Dave Strider’s way too cool to keep track of shit like that. That’s why you’re still laid up in bed fully clothed, shades included. No shoes though. What kind of jackass wears sneakers in their bed? Not anyone in this house.
KARKAT: SO… WANNA TALK ABOUT IT?
DAVE: no
DAVE: im fineSeries
- Part 2 of living with the striders
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Bro Strider has been acting strangely for months, and after Jory goes missing Jace knows Strider knows something about what happened. In fact, he suspects that Bro has something to do with it.
He's hurt and angry, and ready to go confront Bro with his suspicions. Liam worries for his safety, and the safety of their missing friend.
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There's a reason Jory, Jace, and Liam are not present in the Alpha Timeline of Homestuck. Unfortunately, they don't get a happy ending.Series
- Part 5 of Magic Meteor Baby Prep Squad!
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now the only thing i've come to trust (is an orgasmic rush of lust) by oncewewerezombies
Fandoms: Homestuck
30 Oct 2024
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Cuckolding // Face Sitting // Sex Toys
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Being a superstar Hollywood movie director has its perks. Fame. Fortune. Fondue cheese fountains. Fucking your kid without repercussions.
“How’s my little bro doing today,” you say. “Little tied up?”
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FUCK ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH SBAHJ: THE MOVOVIE OR HOWEVER THAT DUMBFUCK SPELLED IT. I HAVE LITERALLY NOTHING POSITIVE TO SAY ABOUT THIS MOUNTAINOUS PILE OF GARBAGE. DROWNING IN LITERAL SEWAGE ROTTING IN HUMAN HELL WITH NARY A CHAINSMOKING SUBWAY RAT TO SAVE ME WOULD BE MORE PLEASANT THAN WATCHING THIS FUCKING MOVIE.
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Aka famous movie director "D Strider" pays Karkat to review his shitty movies, and Karkat grows increasingly alarmed that they actually mean something under all of the mind-numbing bullshit.
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Isolation and confinement can put the human body under a large amount of psycho-neuroendocrine duress, which results in measurable pathophysiologic symptoms and psychiatric symptoms. Prolonged isolation is detrimental to the development of children and adolescence and can cause lifelong problems with socialization and anxiety. Effects are exacerbated in survival settings, which increase the base level of anxiety in those experiencing them.
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DIRK: Oh. Nah. I don't do that shit.
JAKE: Do *what* shit??
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You die and wake up as a baby alien. Then a teenage alien tells you that you have to pretend to be a fascist or you’ll doom the timeline. Also, the world is ending.
Welcome to Alternia, Eridan! Enjoy your new lease on life, because this is all you’re getting.
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Or: You aren’t really responsible for whoever dies if you pull the wrong lever in the trolley problem, (Blame the person who’s going around tying people to the fucking tracks) sometimes keeping secrets is how you keep yourself sane, and you always have a choice. It’s just a matter of what you’re willing to lose by making it.Series
- Part 1 of You Always Have a Choice
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Striding out on your own always seems so good when you're 16, but when your 23rd birthday rolls around, your life doesn't seem so idyllic anymore. Dead set on making a difference during the short time you have on this Earth, you seek to right what wrongs you can, armed to the teeth with spray paint and skateboards. You don't expect to literally crash land into the lives of several skeletons, but can you really say you're complaining?
Don't think for a moment that you'll be left /lion/ around by these guys, and sure, life sucks, but with these boys, it seems a bit more /sans/ational.
[• Everyone but Sans, Axe, and Fell are my own original interpretations of Undertale and its AU's. Full credit is given to the original creators of these alternate universes•]
-Undertale © Toby Fox
-Underfell © Underfella
-UT Mob/Mobtale © NyuBlackNeko
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No longer content with being "incredibly rich," and "overly successful in their respective fields," entertainment wunderkind Dave Strider (Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff) and alleged scrivener Rose Lalonde (Complacency of the Learned) have decided to tackle artistic expression's final frontier: podcasting.
Watch these siblings(?) talk entertainment news, political intrigue, raising your testosterone levels, and celebrity gossip. Will Rose finally establish herself as the alpha sibling and kill Dave, absorbing both his fortune and his mummy's curse? Probably! Tune in once a month to "honey, we started a podcast!," the only podcast certified to make whatever disease you currently have much, much more contagious.
And if you can't listen good, read our official transcript below!
(Original Publishing Date: January 27th, 2024. Archived September 3rd, 2032.)
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The Optic Chiasmus in the Brain of a Butterfly by GrimoireOfAlice
Fandoms: Touhou Project
08 Dec 2023
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Hundreds of years after its creation, Yukari Yakumo puts the finishing touch on the Great Hakurei Barrier.
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you, dave strider, famous texan director, billionaire, and most eligible bachelor, have met the funniest fucking troll you've ever seen in your life in the stupidest circumstances.
is it weird you kind of want to pay his bills since he got fired right in front of you? that's weird, right. holy shit you're a creep.
wow, you're just like the assholes you hate. too bad you don't have the time to unpack that!
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- Part 1 of Botany
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Got the server working, here's the invite link: by EtchJetty, Nihilistic_Janitor (slimikinSpiv)
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 May 2023
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In an AU where the Alpha Kids are all 15 by the year 2021, Pesterchum isn't the only (and far from the best) online chat app out there. This is the story of their first meeting -- in a Discord chatroom.
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the torment of existence weighed against the horror of nonbeing by quixxotique (crownlessliestheking)
Fandoms: Homestuck
13 Apr 2023
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On the very edges of Paradox Space, at the border of unreality at the shattered remnants of a dead-end timeline, where The Void has settled in comfortably, a not-quite dreamer and a not-quite ghost meet. Surprisingly, they get along.
Alternatively: Google, how do you tell someone that you might be falling in love with them because you keep accidentally (and now not so accidentally) meeting up with their only-sometimes-alternate/splinter self that's stranded in the Void?
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And as it is anything worth dreaming is something worth seeing, and anything worth seeing is something worth waiting for. Besides, there is little room for premonition-reminiscin’ today- the first book in the Complacency of the Learned series came out two weeks ago, and it also happens to be the very book you and your club are planning to discuss.
Or: in which a woman wakes up, a book club is attended, and any similarities to real persons, living, dead or otherwise, is purely coincidental