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Ineffable Gravity by Enderhuntress for Apidistra
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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A nice and accurate prophecy of the season following the parting ways of an angel and his demon—if such an Ineffable Plan were written by a benevolent God….
In this tale, the Second Coming looms large. As the effort to thwart Heaven’s wiles is complicated by unexpected friends, an ex-Inspector Constable, a guileful Metatron, and a Heavenly floor full of the Blessed Dead—Aziraphale and Crowley find that navigating their relationship is not mutually exclusive from saving the world from Armageddon.
There is an outcome where the Nightingales sing in Berkeley Square. The angels just need each other—and maybe a little help—to find it.
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[Podfic] Single-Use Lives by Literarion
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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Things go horribly wrong when it turns out Agnes Nutter's prophecy isn't what Crowley and Aziraphale thought it would be. They were expecting to be destroyed. Instead, Heaven and Hell strip them of their immortality and their memories of each other - but Heaven and Hell don't know that they've switched bodies.
Now human, Crowley and Aziraphale run into each other on Earth for the first time - again - and again - and again. It doesn't take them long to figure out that there is something very strange going on. -
Paging Doctor Fell by Puddinpocalypse (ValarMorghulis508), whatareyou42
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
02 Jul 2025
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Doctor Aziraphale Fell is content with his life, his rewarding, though stressful job and the solitude in his off hours. He doesn’t realize just how much he’s been missing out on until an accidental meeting changes everything.
Anthony Crowley is still finding his footing, recently moved to a new country to help look after his nephew, Adam. Feeling a bit adrift after everything that’s gone wrong recently, are things finally looking up?
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Once More, with Love by PieWrites
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale's plan for Heaven doesn't go, well, according to plan. Now, he and Crowley have been thrown into a race against time to find Jesus and the Book of Life in the most godless land there is...America. Between power struggles in Heaven and Hell, and a long road trip, no powers allowed, with a lot of tension between them, they're going to need a real miracle to survive this.
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- Part 1 of Once More, with Love
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The Trouble with HELL by beerok23
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Award-winning true crime podcast Va-voom, sorted! has been on hiatus since his author, Anthony Crowley, has published his first murder mystery, Murder on the M25.
When his associate Nina begs him to follow a story on a train crash, he meets PI Aziraphale Eastgate, and he soon realises that the charming Apparition in tartan is the real voice behind his favourite podcast, Mr Fell's Mystery Haven.
Crowley can't possibly imagine that Aziraphale is starting his own true crime podcast to investigate the same story.
Feeling the pressure of competition, Crowley goes back to his first love and wages a Podcast War against the angel until they both realise that the case is bigger than they originally thought.
With so much at stake, will they keep working against each other, or will they put their differences aside and learn to trust one another to uncover the truth?A Podcasters/Investigators AU
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Nobody Expects the Aziraphale Inquisition by Hikarry
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio), Monty Python's Flying Circus
02 Jul 2025
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Monty Python.
British classic comedy.
Crowley has always loved their work: funny, witty and that dry British humour that confused Americans.
Aziraphale also enjoys the humour, to be completely fair. However, his mind got stuck on Season 2 Episode 2 of Monty Python's Flying Circus for 28 years...and now that they are retired, Crowley has to be very careful around any kitchen utensils.Series
- Part 1 of Finally, The Retirement
- Language:
- English
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- 765
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
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- Hits:
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Til Debt Do Us Part by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Aziraphale and Crowley’s first date was a disaster. He thought Crowley was rude and insufferable; Crowley thought Aziraphale was a sanctimonious bore. They agreed on one thing—never again.
Years later, Crowley is facing an ultimatum: marry or lose a massive inheritance. Out of options (and a bit too drunk), he texts the one person least likely to agree—Aziraphale.
Aziraphale, drowning in debt and on the verge of losing his beloved bookshop, isn’t in a position to refuse. A marriage of convenience might just be his best—if most ridiculous—solution.
It’s just business. Just a bit of paperwork, a few social events, and a whole lot of pretending. But between prying lawyers, suspicious friends, and unexpected moments of closeness, keeping their arrangement strictly professional turns out to be harder than they thought.
After all, there’s a thin line between pretending to love someone and falling for them entirely.
Now finished. Updates Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday.
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Growth, Change & Something New by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
02 Jul 2025
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Azi has found his footing—deep in love, driven by purpose, and building a future through literacy programs for vulnerable youth. But when his estranged father returns, seeking reconciliation with hidden motives, the life Azi has worked so hard to build is shaken. As the past threatens to unravel his present, Azi must choose between old obligations and the chosen family that truly loves him.
A story of resilience, healing, and the power of standing firm in who you've become.
WIP, updates Monday, Wednesday & Friday.Series
- Part 2 of The Sanctuary
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Finding Love at the Orchard's Edge by ladydragona, SylWritesStuff
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jul 2025
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Alpha children have plenty of options when it comes to how to spend their summers - Schools and Academies and Programmes all designed around turning them into strong little leaders like they ought to be.
Crowley, however, finds the lack of options for omega children to be particularly unfair. Luckily he has the means (and the time, now that he's no longer beholden to a Particular Dead Weight) to change those lack of options on his own. Well, also with help from a good friend.
What he doesn't expect is the love he finds along the way.
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- Part 1 of Orchard's Edge
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heaven and hell were words to me by bambriar
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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“I, King Aziraphale, do hereby dub thee knight.”
The voice he hears above him is as he had expected; regal, booming, and calculated. He tries to ignore the way it makes his insides twist painfully, feeling… something he can’t place.
Suddenly, Crowley feels a gentle hand under his chin, pushing ever so slightly to guide his gaze upwards. He is finally met with the icy blue of King Aziraphale’s eyes, but, while he was expecting their cold hue, he was not anticipating being met with such startling softness. The King gives him an almost imperceptible half-smile, one that makes Crowley consider putting his helmet on to help cover the embarrassing warmth that rises unbidden to his cheeks. Then-
“Rise, Sir Crowley.”
The moment is over.
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AU where Aziraphale is the king and Crowley is his personal knight.
Heavily inspired by the TV series Merlin.
(Title from Work Song by Hozier)
DISCLAIMER: I would like to add that I do not support Neil Gaiman in any capacity. I am going to finish this fanfiction, knowing that he has now stepped back from both S3 and the graphic novel, but I respect those who decide not to read/finish it. Thank you!
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Dark Horse by SinningBiggly
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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Author Aziraphale "Az" Fell leaves London to find inspiration for a new book series by traveling to his family's ranch in rural Colorado. Shenanigans ensue.
In this chapter, we meet the protagonists. Aziraphale travels and meets the Horsemaster at Heaven's Gate Ranch, Crowley.
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“Finally Heaven will rule supreme!”
“But rule supreme over what?” Aziraphale did not continue that thought. Cadriel didn’t seem to notice, which was good. It had taken only days after being promoted, for Aziraphale to admit to himself that he was not going to be able to start a revolution in Heaven. Crowley had been right, like usual. Angels were all brainwashed into believing the party line. So, it was to be plan A. Aziraphale took a very unneeded breath. He could do this. He HAD to do this. He’d left all the necessary paperwork and instructions with Muriel so she would send it to Crowley, not that Crowley knew that.
“Imagine me,” Cadriel said, “A lowly Scrivener helping the Supreme Leader of Heaven prepare…”
“You are not a lowly Scrivener.” Cadriel had already started on his new task, collating Aziraphale’s notes for the next meeting.
I did allow Real Life to seep into this story, especially as I started looking at the timeline.This is set 2 years after episode 4, and 1 ½ years after episode 1, so there is a time jump.
Again, thank you to my beta, Missmists
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- Part 5 of Dreams Series
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Title is derived from a reddit Post.
Aziraphale has a crush on his handsome colleague, Crowley. But Crowley is definitely unavailable. He is engaged!
Or is he?
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Dead Right by anatomicgirl
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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“You are not selling your books to try to get back what’s already yours! Listen, Aziraphale. I know you’re opposed to the idea of an arranged marriage—”
“A fake marriage,” he clarified, voice like ice. Ana ignored him.
“—but it’s time you see sense. You will find someone, and you will marry him. You will inherit your property properly, and after a reasonable amount of time to deal with any legal challenges, you will divorce. It won’t destroy anyone’s future, and hell, maybe you’ll actually fall in love.”
Aziraphale snorted. “Don’t count on it.”
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Do you know I could break beneath the weight? by cryptidgenderman
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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“We’re assigning you a tutor, who will go over everything you don’t understand,” At this sentence, he signalled to someone to the right of him and Crowley’s heart dropped straight out his ass.
No. Fucking. Way
There, sitting there with his back straighter than a ruler, his hands crossed over each other and his head high was Aziraphale Prince, soft curls and sweaters galore.
‘“You’re kidding, right?”OR: Crowley accepts a bet to sleep with Aziraphale within the year to ensure his father wins the election after he’s assigned as his tutor. Only the religious trauma runs deep and Crowley’s slowly falling in love with someone he can’t
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You are enough by Adara83
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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Crowley lost his pregnant fiancé Eden 10 years ago. He is still grieving. He does not want another relationship and fulfills his needs by meeting Mrs Seamstress. Mrs Seamstress buys a Club, though, to become independent, "Heaven and Hell". Whereas Heaven is a Swinger Club, Hell is a BDSM Club. Mrs Seamstress as the manager isn't available for personal services anymore and offers Crowley a list of her girls, single men can book for the night as company. They are attractive, but a blond man on the list somehow draws Crowley's interest...
Struggling at work, he also needs a way to let off steam and the gentle blond man is so good for him, but does not scratch that itch... He starts exploring Hell with Lucifer.
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The Serpent’s Wake by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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Before he became the most feared pirate in the Caribbean, Crowley was just another low noble with nothing to his name.
Raised on duty and desperation, young Anthony J. Crowley enters the Royal Naval Academy to escape poverty and earn a future. There, he meets Gabriel Archer—a golden boy from a powerful family, bound for glory and blind to the cost. What begins as rivalry soon turns into friendship, loyalty forged in bruises, victories, and long nights on storm-beaten decks.
But when their first tour at sea leads to the cruel exposure of a fellow cadet—Beez, a clever misfit hiding their true self—Crowley is forced to choose between silence and justice. Gabriel, faced with the same choice, chooses ambition.
Cast out and locked below deck, Crowley makes a vow. He will never serve again. He will never follow unjust rules. And when he sees his chance to escape, he takes it—with Beez at his side, fury in his heart, and the sea at his back.Before he was a legend, he was betrayed. This is the story of the boy who chose freedom over loyalty—and became the serpent feared by empires.
Updates Tuesday, Thursday & Sunday.
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- Part 2 of Snake 🐍🏴☠️ of Eden Trilogy
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Heavenly Falls by Raxacoricofallapatoriusrulez
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett
01 Jul 2025
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After losing everything to a corporate scandal, Crowley finds himself penniless, scarred, and freshly released from prison. The only job he can land? One that requires charm, control, and complete emotional detachment: escort work.
Heavenly Falls is discreet. Luxurious. Legal. And run by the infamously reclusive Mr. Fell, a man who prides himself on ethics and order in a world built on blurred lines.
Crowley doesn’t believe in second chances. He doesn’t believe in safety. But when a violent encounter leaves him unraveling, and the enigmatic CEO appears at his door—not with scorn, but with quiet fury and unexpected grace—Crowley is forced to confront everything he’s buried. His past. His pain. And the possibility that someone might actually see him—and stay.
Updates Tuesday & Saturday
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- Part 2 of Glucose Guardian—Two Ways 🧁
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Riding out the Storm by Afraid_Industry8409
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Jun 2025
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In Coming in First, Anthony and Ezra, British expats living in the United States, learned to put their differences aside to begin a relationship. Two years later, the amateur triathletes spend all their time together, bouncing between Ezra’s lake house and their homes in the city. Everything is going great… until life starts creeping in. In addition to a merger at Anthony’s work making his job more difficult, an injury sidelines Ezra for the triathlon season. Does their relationship have the foundation to withstand the stress of everyday life?
What happens when you take two people whose relationship is built on—and most of their free time is spent—working out together, and all of a sudden one of them can’t train?
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- Part 2 of Ineffable Triathletes