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    A month of Christmas themed drabbles following the Ineffable XXXmas prompt list. Tags will be updated as I go, but I plan to keep it all family friendly.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    134
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    211
  2. Tags
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    I found a list of prompts for a month-long thing that I'm going to do this month. It's been a minute since I've done a drabble collection. These will be added daily and are not connected or part of any of my AUs.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    900
    Chapters:
    9/31
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    144
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    Crowley takes Aziraphale to Queen's concert at Wembley Stadium in 1978, and Aziraphale won't ever know why.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,534
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    68
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    Anthony Crowley, Crown Prince of Abbadon, has been ordered by his siblings, Beezle and Gabriel, to go to the neighboring, unfriendly kingdom of Gaia and wed their Crown Prince, sight unseen. He is to take his cousin, Anathema, and leave the very next day. To say he's resentful of this development would be a massive understatement.

    Aziraphale Eastgate, Crown Prince of Gaia, has received a similar edict from his father, King Derek: He is to wed the Prince of Abbadon - sight unseen - in ten days. There is no way he could ever accept the idea of marriage to a barbarian from Abbadon. The very idea is preposterous. His heart is full of resentment, fury, and betrayal when he attempts to run away.

    How long will the resentment in the hearts of these two princes last once they meet?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    89,585
    Chapters:
    27/50
    Comments:
    2,313
    Kudos:
    511
    Bookmarks:
    63
    Hits:
    17,106
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    A light, funny story with a hint of reflection to help you imagine what will happen in those 90 minutes.

    All the characters you've loved over these two seasons have come together to give you a finale while you wait for the finale. No one is missing. Well, Mr. Tyler (the one with the dog in the first season) is missing, but I really didn't know where to put him.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,339
    Chapters:
    4/21
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    194
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    “Right. All right, so I’m in love with you.” Aziraphale’s gaze sharpened to a point. FUUUUCK! He had said it. “But not like regular in love, right? Love spell in love. So, how do we do this?"

    * * *

    Whatever would call for a 25-Lazari miracle? The archangels assume it's a lovesick angel trying to force an impossibly heartless demon to return his feelings. And in order to keep them from figuring out what all that oomph was really for, Aziraphale and Crowley have to convince them the love miracle worked.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,567
    Chapters:
    5/7
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    69
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1,209
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    The finale of Good Omens is a wrap and we've been promised nightingales. So here's a bit of fluff to tide us over until it hits our screens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,685
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    46
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    (Post What If I'm Happier Now) It's Christmas break and Crowley is excited to be free of his teaching duties and spend the next couple of weeks with Aziraphale in London. But Whickber St is threatened by a new development project, lead by former enemies of our favorite ineffable duo, and could be torn down before the New Year. Can Aziraphale and Crowley, Crowley's army of students, fellow humans, and a rouge Duke of Hell and former archangel stop the plans from coming true and save not only Whickber St, but the bookshop?

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,777
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    64
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    Pet snake?

    Wife??

    Husband???

    Partner????

    Everyone thinks Aziraphale has multiple partners and possibly a pet, but they're all really just Crowley. Set post season 2, but as if the Metatron business never happened. I'm still in denial.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,719
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    478
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    Aziraphale and Crowley are strolling along a beach. Unfortunately, the weather is not playing along.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,272
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    When the Bentley decides to explore life as a hellhound on the lam, Crowley and Aziraphale race from South Downs to London attempting to catch her before she attracts attention. But she already has. The demon Furfur, having no idea the Bentley is anything but an escaped Hellhound, believes apprehending her is his ticket to a promotion. Meanwhile up in Heaven, Archangels Michael and Uriel, both competing for the open Supreme Archangel position, believe capturing a loose hellhound will show leadership potential. Who will get to the Bentley first?

    Really, the actual plot is a T rating (a bit of sexual innuendo). If you skip the Epilogue, which is just icing on the cake, it's a SFW fic.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,067
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    207
  12. Tags
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    In order to save his home and his pride, Crowley needs to win a yacht race around the UK.

    Aziraphale joins him in a desperate attempt to do something, anything, to shift his life out of its depressingly comfortable stasis.

    2,000 nautical miles.
    37 days at sea.
    2 men.
    And only one (bed) boat.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    21,542
    Chapters:
    8/25
    Comments:
    306
    Kudos:
    170
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    3,429
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    Crowley is left alone.

    No hellish duties, no angelic partner.

    Without Aziraphale, his anchor to the world, he begins to spiral...

    How far does he fall?

    And what will it take for him to find himself again?

    Probably some familiar faces...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,007
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    21
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    What happens when being from Crowley and Aziraphale's past force them together again.. will happiness prevail this time?

     

    OC X Crowley X Aziraphale

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,675
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    48
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    From the flagship of a large 1930s London dealership to car of one of most active demons on Earth. The events of last century about Crowley and his Angel narrated from a privileged point of view: the Bentley.

     

    Hello hello hello! This was my first fic ever! Originally written between January and February 2024 and now translated in English.
    As usual I'm not a native English writer or speaker (I'm italian), so I apologize in advance if there will be errors or oddities :)

    Enjoy your reading and be patient with my English 😁

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,446
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    341
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    In 1930, Crowley buys the Bentley and learns there's a first time for everything, even something he thinks will be easy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    2
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    27
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    A trip to the garden centre for our ineffable husbands. What's the worst that could happen?

    On Completely and Utterly and Absolutely Unbiased Reviews, No, Really, They Are
    u/cross_iwasgrumpy wrote:

    Wow! This series is amazing! A whole three(!) stories making up an epic saga!! The depictions of IKEA and Tesco's, the mentions of customers and shopping lists, general chaos and its chaotic chaos effects. If you're looking for the definitive Domestic Bliss series, this is the number one! (I've never met the author in my life. Honest.)

    Rated ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,658
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    495
  18. Tags
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    How the Final Fifteen could have gone

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    666
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    Aziraphale loved humanity for many reasons. Crowley had often accused her of gluttony - usually in the presence of sushi - but still, that was untrue. She was an angel in love with the world, which just so happened to include food, and plays, and restaurants, and lattes, and, well, dildos.

    It wasn’t her fault the humans were so clever. If Crowley were to blame her for being gluttonous, Aziraphale should blame Crowley for giving mankind the ability to create such things, anyway.
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    Shameless smut of the ineffable wives. Aziraphale accidentally calls Crowley while wanking.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,372
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    356
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    Crowley had been on a downward spiral since the day Aziraphale had left him. His days consisted of drinking, risk-taking, and hours of self-loathing. One miserable evening, he gets it in his head that it is his time to die.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,771
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    450

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