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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on his wrist, the blade drawing more blood from his palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush his teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” He didn't break eye contact as he wriggled his right arm a little, one of his concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into his palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, mon chéri."
NOTE: This work is a version of a F/F genderbent fic I started writing first. They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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“Wouldn't trust ya to not stab me dead when I am talking to ya.” Sniper tightened the grip on her wrist, the blade drawing more blood from her palm.
Spy grimaced slightly, as the other clearly forgot to brush her teeth this morning. Fitting for the rabid dog comparison. “My, who knew someone like you could be capable of making such an acute observation. I am truly impressed.” She didn't break eye contact as she wriggled her right arm a little, one of her concealed blades sliding out of the sleeve and into her palm.
“I'll only say this once now, snake. I am a professional, and I aim for ya bloody forehead. Makes death nice and easy. But if you want to act like a little sadist, then I'll aim for ya knees or guts and leave ya there to crawl to your doc every time I see ya. You got all that, cunt?”
“But of course, ma chérie.”
NOTE: This work is available as an un-genderbent version too! They're almost the same besides gender, so pick according to your preference.
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Ludwig has a good head on his shoulders. Albrecht wants it.
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RED Medic's head ends up in BLU Medic's fridge. RED panics.
Inspired by Emesis Blue and vintage crime/drama/horror/romance movies. And Young Frankenstein.
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Sniper wakes up with a bad case of amnesia, and is just socially awkward enough to not do the sane thing and just tell people he doesn't know who they are, or who he is. Learning about his coworkers and the job they do via context clues doesn't make his situation any better, because hes pretty sure if word gets out that he has amnesia, that Medic guy will not hesitate to cut his head open.
Surely making a polite request of the enemy Spy is the more reasonable thing to do?
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‘Your manners are as impeccable as always I see’ He exaggerated the put upon tone, but doubted Sniper missed his curious glance into the shallow hole. What he saw only raised more questions. ‘Why on earth would you waste time on this?’
‘Can’t exactly leave em’ out here now can I?’ The ‘em’ he was referring to was the slowly freezing body of the Blu Spy, laying spawled out beneath a thick layer of snow.
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Or: The Red Spy doesn’t like his weekends to be disturbed at the best of times, but something Sniper’s found piques his interest, just enough to allow a guest to intrude on his precious free time.
And if he gets to learn more about his elusive counterpart, well, that makes it all worth it.
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“Let me feel like this body is mine again. The way things were before.”
For the first time since Spy's head was returned back onto his body, Engineer and Spy share an intimate moment together.Part of my greater fic canon but can be read standalone.
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- Part 4 of Kill Me
- Part 6 of TF2 One Shots
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Spy hates seeing Chemist stressed out over work, so he gets her hours cut. In a way to avoid him and get her mind of chemistry, she spends her free time at Teufort. At a diner, she meets the BLU Chemist, someone who she's never seen at the battlefield. Someone who she's not supposed to talk to. And especially someone she's not allowed to form a friendship with.
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- Part 3 of Meet the Chemist
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You've been employed by BLU for a few months now, and lets just say your work doesn't exactly match the job description. What will happen when you're captured by RED Team and kept around as an extra pair of hands?
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“You have taken care of me enough before, please, let me take care of you.”
Engineer gets sick, and Spy takes care of him.Series
- Part 5 of TF2 One Shots
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A character study of BLU Pyro in the moments before the inevitable.
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- Part 1 of TF2 Works
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Invisible, Invisible / Scout's Ethereal Fetish Experience by lobotomyvictim78
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
03 Mar 2025
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Scout can't help what he's into. One day, Scout unwisely indulges far too deep and finds himself in hot water.
OR: Scout likes diapers and Sniper finds out and is willing to appease him a little because Sniper's lonely, too.
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Sniper doesn't remember when his birthday is and Scout and decides to make up for it by having his birthday be that very day. A good boy deserves a reward for all his hard work after all.
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- Part 4 of TF2 One Shots
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Engineer and Spy finally break the tension between them, going from colleagues to lovers. A passionate kiss on the battlefield, and the desperate evening that followed.
A Prequel to A Symphony of Suffering and Kill Me, My Dear. A continuation of the brief flashback in chapter 4 of KMMD. Can be read standalone.
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- Part 3 of Kill Me
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if you need to, darling, lean your weight to me by AestheticoTaco
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
14 Feb 2025
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Respawn left Spy with a new scar. Engineer visits his room to see him after work.
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- Part 2 of TF2 One Shots
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After three months alone in the lake of Hardwoods base, the ex-BLU Spy, Léon, has hit a wall. He was spat out of respawn a genetic mess of tentacles, claws, and bioluminescence - and he's lonely. And he's not going to cope with these circumstances much longer.
To that end, approaching the recluse Sniper isn't the worst idea in the world. It's still terrible, but he hasn't got much in the way of options. But what's the worst the bushman can do, say no?
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Soldier can’t find his raccoon, Lieutenant Bites, and enlists the help of his co-workers and a few others as he goes on a wacky adventure to find his missing Lieutenant!
(Last chapter coming soon!)
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My Inescapable Need To Have A Work Specifically For Headcanons by IDrinkGasoline
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
21 Dec 2024
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mindless tf2 ramblings
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Hans Neumann has a new job offer in America, and even after he is let down by his awful teammates and considering switching teams, he finds a new reason to stay; The Red Heavy.
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Title comes from "fall at your feet" by crowded houseSeries
- Part 3 of TF2 works
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The Pyro Incident is a fanmade Team Fortress 2 writing using most of the character’s from tf2. It’s more specifically surrounded around the BLU Team, each being their own characters and different from the canon ones in lore, except those who are mentioned to be either a clone/counterpart of the character. The writing will include lots of triggering topics.
Er this was originally was a thing for me to cope and project off my characters, kinda basing them off my own teammates from my media.
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“I can keep you company,” Medic says.
And Lawrence should immediately disagree and go about his shopping in peaceful silence. He shouldn’t have come over to the other man in the first place, and probably shouldn’t have gone to the store as a cover to get pissed, and he never should’ve joined the RED team.
“Eh, why not.”
He adds another to that list.
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- Part 2 of Play's 2024 Fictober Festival!