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Sniper wakes up with a bad case of amnesia, and is just socially awkward enough to not do the sane thing and just tell people he doesn't know who they are, or who he is. Learning about his coworkers and the job they do via context clues doesn't make his situation any better, because hes pretty sure if word gets out that he has amnesia, that Medic guy will not hesitate to cut his head open.
Surely making a polite request of the enemy Spy is the more reasonable thing to do?
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You've been employed by BLU for a few months now, and lets just say your work doesn't exactly match the job description. What will happen when you're captured by RED Team and kept around as an extra pair of hands?
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RED Engineer and BLU Spy were caught in the moment. The poor Texan didn't have time to save what's dear to him.
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It's almost Halloween. The Mercenaries of Reliable Excavation Demolition prepare to fight Merasmus and whatever wizard fuckery he has in store for them.
However, in an unprecedented act, Merasmus decides to attack early, intending to get rid of those pesky mercs once and for all.
He really should have practiced his aim before hand.
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Ludwig has a good head on his shoulders. Albrecht wants it.
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RED Medic's head ends up in BLU Medic's fridge. RED panics.
Inspired by Emesis Blue and vintage crime/drama/horror/romance movies. And Young Frankenstein.
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‘Your manners are as impeccable as always I see’ He exaggerated the put upon tone, but doubted Sniper missed his curious glance into the shallow hole. What he saw only raised more questions. ‘Why on earth would you waste time on this?’
‘Can’t exactly leave em’ out here now can I?’ The ‘em’ he was referring to was the slowly freezing body of the Blu Spy, laying spawled out beneath a thick layer of snow.
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Or: The Red Spy doesn’t like his weekends to be disturbed at the best of times, but something Sniper’s found piques his interest, just enough to allow a guest to intrude on his precious free time.
And if he gets to learn more about his elusive counterpart, well, that makes it all worth it.
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We Are Team Fortress 2, And You Are Dead by Demofan (SwissCheesits)
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
18 Mar 2025
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Low-lives. Psychopaths. Lunatics. Morons. Bottom-Scrapers. The laughing stock of the mercenary world.
It's nothing that they haven't heard before, and honestly none of them could give two shakes of a rat's ass. They had their assignments, they got paid, they were all lucky enough to be part of a team that actually tolerated each other, and that's all that really mattered.
Unfortunately for them, some people took those words to heart more than they did, and decided to do something about it.
Permanently.
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It was peaceful, really; the heat of the sun nipped at their skin, the colors of the evening washing over their forms, and Rick was smoking another cig, the smog that left his mouth the only cloud in sight. Scout hated cigarettes, hated the way they made an impossibly dry mouth drier, coated his throat in dust just as his feet kicked it up, lungs he needed to keep his job dying from their smoke, but he couldn’t bring himself to care in that moment. If Rick offered him another one, he’d take it, because a person like him was never hard to persuade into a smoke or two— but that didn’t mean he liked them. He wasn’t like Spy, Sniper, or Engineer; he didn’t have the indulgences they did. He didn’t rot his teeth or his lungs or his throat, no. There was a rot in his blood, buried deep within the skin on his arms and legs, gnawing at his brain; a slow, sluggish decay of the bone. An addiction, Medic might tell him if he bothered to ask. But he wasn’t an addict. He could stop any time he wanted. He just didn’t want to.
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Scout and his history with heroin addiction, told by the weaving together of several moments in his life.
(Title and lyrics from Candy by Alex G.)
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Mick Mundy is a man to most, something else entirely to himself. When he joins RED as their Sniper, he ends up having to share more than he was ready to with his new team's Medic.
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- Part 1 of TF2 One Shots
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Spy has OCD.
Medic's ideas on how to treat it are... Not wise, to say the least. Sniper has better ideas.
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Soldier can’t find his raccoon, Lieutenant Bites, and enlists the help of his co-workers and a few others as he goes on a wacky adventure to find his missing Lieutenant!
(Last chapter coming soon!)
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My Inescapable Need To Have A Work Specifically For Headcanons by IDrinkGasoline
Fandoms: Team Fortress 2
21 Dec 2024
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mindless tf2 ramblings
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While on his way to get supplies for his family, Mikhail gets a brand-spanking-new job offer in the United States!
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Much to Medic's chagrin, he finds himself repeatedly paired up with Soldier on the battlefield. After several days of this, Scout makes the accusation that Soldier is committing friendly fire against the team. But a ridiculous accusation like that couldn't be true... could it?
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- Part 4 of Maladies of the Heart
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"Engineer became obsessed with planning and building The Gunslinger. Even on any sort of mission, he was distracted. He was only thinking about what he had to do, and how he was going to do it. In the meantime, he had created a brace for his strained wrist. But he continued his work. He had to. All of this was to strive for something better. So what if he had to cut off his own hand to do it?"
Engineer starts having wrist trouble and decides building a new hand is better than fixing the one he's got. A Gunslinger backstory.
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“I can keep you company,” Medic says.
And Lawrence should immediately disagree and go about his shopping in peaceful silence. He shouldn’t have come over to the other man in the first place, and probably shouldn’t have gone to the store as a cover to get pissed, and he never should’ve joined the RED team.
“Eh, why not.”
He adds another to that list.
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- Part 2 of Play's 2024 Fictober Festival!
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You and Tavish are two mercenaries of the RED team that were left behind at Conagher Slaughterhouse. While you two wait for help, he comforts you.
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- Part 6 of Gender Neutral Reader
- Part 1 of Emesis Blue x Reader
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The tale of how Spy met Scout's Ma, and the wholesome acts of love and chicanery which followed
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When a lost battle leaves the RED Team stranded with steadily dwindling supplies, the mercs try to survive with what they have while trying to find a way out of their predicament.
Lots of hurt/comfort and mercs complaining about low rations, but nothing serious happens! This is VERY self-indulgent, so mind your ps and qs!
(Fellas, is it kinky to want your partner to be well fed?)
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In the aftermath of the bread monster incident, Medic checks up on the rest of the team, the last one of the evening being the RED team's female spy.
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- Part 2 of Ship Fortress
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