11 Works in Discord: Chasing Stardust Secret Santa Event 2021

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    His reflection leaves something—everything—to be wished for. He’s a canvas of almosts; almost happy, almost handsome, almost tall, almost skinny, almost smart enough, almost fast enough, almost good enough.

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    In which Techno makes an unlikely friend and saves himself from a bad situation.

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    The gentle warmth against his chest isn't immediately noticeable so much as the weight in his arms that he shouldn’t get from a pillow. When he finally gets the strength to actually blink his eyes open and pull whatever he is holding out from under the blanket he is met with a sound not unlike a creeper, or Phil when disturbed the few times he doesn’t wake up before noon. It's with the familiar feeling of self-preservation that he shoves whatever it is back under the covers. Considering it doesn't explode and kill him instantly he thanks his lucky stars that it isn't a particularly invasive creeper.

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    It was Paradise, once.

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    Or, five times the Crowfather saved a kid and one time they saved him (and there's hot chocolate)

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    Calling himself the Crowfather had been a joke. Honestly. No matter what Sneeg might swear behind Phil’s back, the only ‘children’ he’d had in mind when he’d picked his villain name had been crows, and still only in a metaphorical sense.

    The point where the problem came in, was when he started collecting actual kids. Like a damn magnet, actually. He didn’t mean to, but they just kept showing up, with puppy eyes and head injuries, and saying ‘oh, Crowfather, could you teach me to throw knives’, and ‘oh, Crowfather, tell me how to control my powers’, and ‘Crowfather, how does it feel to fly?’

    Anyways, he never went into a situation intending to keep the little shits. Really, he didn't.

     

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    Attempts to be crack, but verges on h/c. Some found family bonding, exasperated phil, and idiot villain kids with injuries. Tommy gets stuck in a dryer, the pipes in phils apartment burst, and Ranboo has a panic attack on a mound of stuffed animals.

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    In which Philza and Technoblade get each other Christmas gifts, in escalating proportion. Written for the Stardust Secret Santa Gift Exchange.

    for funkyraccoon <3

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    “C’mon, old man. Let’s do some arson before the summer solstice rolls around,” he joked, dodging out of the way of Phil’s wing as the avian tried to smack him in the face. “Not even close!”

    “I will poison your next hot chocolate!” Phil threatened.

    “That’s a little harsh,” Techno commented, snickering. "Now stop jokin’ around, this is official Candlenights business.”

    “You’re the one who—! Oh, whatever.” Phil shook his head and brought his last candle over to Techno, kicking him in the shin with a smirk. “Ready?”

    “Ow! Alright, alright!”

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    Or, Techno and Phil celebrate Candlenights together. Or or, two illiterate fools light some candles.

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    Gift art piece for Inonymous! One dramatic pigman standing dramatically over a sea of wither skulls

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    Phil struggles with sleeping after the events of November 16th.

    Techno is in hibernation and Phil finds unlikely help in the form of Steve.

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    Technoblade was an emperor, and a respected, feared warrior. Those titles afforded him a lot of benefits, and the added side effect of making his days interesting. Between the duties of helping to rule an empire and occasional war declarations or duel requests, every day was a bit of an adventure.

    Today, he woke up to a pillow in his face.

    Or: two emperors take a break.

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    A gift for Peanut Brains, hope you enjoy :)

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    Wilbur doesn’t know what god decided to drag him to Las Nevadas, but he imagines that They are laughing at him. Cruelly, loudly. With all Their god friends gathered and laughing right along with Them. Really, this is just adding to the constant stream of entertainment he’s provided the higher beings that govern the server’s natural world. A crowd-favorite, he must be, if Tommy’s insistence that things happen according to their whims. Otherwise, he’s a tragedy, a blight, and he feels it with every panging ache of his failing body.

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    A snapshot of Revivebur as a living corpse, trying to gamble for a body that doesn't hurt.

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