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God Only Knows by SimplyKt
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens
14 Mar 2025
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What if the coffee theory was real? What if Aziraphale couldn't be held responsible for his actions from the moment he took a sip of that coffee with a hefty jigger of almond syrup?
Things have been said... feelings have been hurt...the damage has been done and the world is still ending... but is it really too late?
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The Metatron ponders how he can best bring Aziraphale back into the fold. Basically an evil self-monologue before Metatron makes his offer to Aziraphale.
My entry for the Nightingale Challenge, based on "I Will Possess Your Heart" by Death Cab for Cutie.
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I say trust me.... and you did by Luxxuvixz
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (Radio)
14 Jan 2025
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Aziraphale only spent 5 minutes with Metatron, and wants to return to heaven?
Crowley knows something is definitely wrong and is willing to sacrifice everything for Aziraphale, but...
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The post as the voice of God is a very lonely one. And so, the Metatron finds creative ways to pass the time.
[Or: the Metatron writes a clause that all Supreme Archangels must prositute themselves to him.]
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An Oat Milk Latte You Can't Decline by tartanbowtie (kalessinsdaughter)
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
16 Oct 2024
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For this GOetry Monday prompt:
Form: tanka
Theme: an object in the Good Omens worldThe oat milk latte with a dash – or possibly a hefty jigger – of almond syrup, and what it signifies to Aziraphale
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- Part 5 of Tartanbowtie Good Omens Poetry
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The Greatest Good You'll Ever Have by Eowyn1846
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
04 Jun 2024
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*potential spoilers for Good Omens season 2*
It was, in retrospect, an obvious lie. They were never going to make him an angel again.
Or: What if Crowley went with Aziraphale at the end of season 2? It doesn't change as much as you might think.
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Buck gets Eddie's coffee perfect every single time. He hasn't gotten Tommy's right once. But it doesn't mean anything. Unless it does.
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- Part 64 of Buddie Prose by Veronae
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[Podfic] The First Time That You Kissed Me (I Drank Dry the River Lethe) by traveling_superhero
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
27 Apr 2024
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Crowley trudges behind Maggie and Nina to the coffee shop, imbuing every step with how much he absolutely loathes this situation. Even if he did muck things up by trying to bring the two women together, this is hardly equal penance! He’d honestly prefer a few years under Hastur’s knife to the conversation he’s about to enter, let alone the pity that will come with it.
or: crowley deals with the fallout of aziraphale’s decision…which may not have been his decision at all
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- Part 9 of Good Omens fix-its
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A Nightingale Sang in Berkeley Square by Leo_223
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV), Good Omens Season 2 - Fandom
03 Apr 2024
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In the throes of inner turmoil and self-loathing following his intense confrontation and love confession to Aziraphale, Crowley succumbs to an excessive consumption of alcohol, delving into a drunken stupor while contemplating his emotions.
AKA: Sad Crowley dealing with his "break up" :((
(I suck at summaries)
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It Never Rains in Heaven by redundant_angel
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
14 Mar 2024
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It never rained in Heaven.
Aziraphale rubbed absentmindedly at his temples as he walked the length of his new office. Once he reached the wall, he pushed a small rectangular button. A faint humming noise sounded as the automatic shutters lifted to reveal giant floor-to-ceiling windows. Glaring white light filled the room.
Another perfect day was upon them.
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- Part 24 of Guess the Author Prompt Fills
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A month after the end of Season 2, Crowley finds himself in Saint James Park, walking to the usual spot. He never expected to see Aziraphale there. Unfortunately for them, this isn’t Crowley’s angel.
Inspired by the coffee theory, because I’m pretty sure something was in that drink.
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Aziraphale wakes up in Heaven. Which would be fine, if he actually agreed to come back there. As it turns out, everything Metatron said was a lie and the angel finds himself a prisoner in Heaven. With all his thoughts focused on Crowley, he has to find a way to come home.
From the moment Aziraphale stepped inside the elevator, Crowley believes his existence has lost all its meaning, until a painfully familiar song forces him into action
Updating on Monday ♡
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Protéger le second avènement [Good Omens Fic] by Siren_DarkOcean
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Feb 2024
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Title Translate DeepL Translate (BC Idk French): Guarding the Second Coming
Apologies for my English it's my first language
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A second coming was in plan for both the Messiah and a second Anti-Christ and a prophecy to come with it; A woman will give birth to identical twin boys: one will be the Messiah, the other the Anti-Christ.
Aziraphale was scared so he went to the one place and two people he knew who could help
The Bookshop and Crowley and Muriel
The only problem was it had been six months since Crowley and Aziraphale separated and Crowley wasn't exactly on speaking terms
But now things were changing, heaven and hell were meddling as much as they could in it to make sure nothing failed
Now Aziraphale and Crowley must protect the new Messiah and Anti-Christ from both heaven and hell to protect the world they both loved since the days they visited started to blur together and raise them to be human incarnate like Adam was for the fate of humanity with the help of those they know they can trust
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And All the Stars Shall Fall from Heaven by ThisColorfulAbyss
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
23 Jan 2024
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They say the Supreme Archangel Aziraphale has changed beyond recognition. He's stern, authoritarian, and leads New Heaven with an iron fist. They say he keeps hellfire in a diamond jar on his desk, and threatens the angels who wouldn't obey him to unleash its destructive power.
Crowley doesn't want to care. He has spent 6000 years worrying for Aziraphale, and where has it got them? But when Shax tells him that New Heaven is looking for the Seal of Baraqiel to complete the Second Coming, the demon knows he can't hide anymore.
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I Carved Out a Place in This World for Two, But it's Empty Without You by AutisticAegosexual97
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)
01 Jan 2024
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"Oh, for goodness sake, stop sniveling. Whatever do you have to cry about?" The Metatron loomed over him. "We really do have to get on, you know. The sooner I've explained everything to you, the sooner you can take up your new position, isn't that what you want?"
Aziraphale frowned up at him. The words he was hearing didn't seem to follow on from each other in his head, and trying to keep up was bringing back his headache. "I don't know."
The Metatron sighed a put upon sigh. "Then talk to me. I am here to make your worries go away."
Aziraphale frowned. "Why did Crowley turn me down? I don't understand."
"I'm rather afraid I do, and you're not going to want to hear it," the Metatron told him.
"What?"
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Homeward Bound by sorvelle
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
19 Dec 2023
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If Aziraphale were being completely honest with himself, he does not want the position in Heaven. At this moment, he wants nothing more than to slam the Earth button, run home, and sweep Crowley into his arms; holding him close as he whispers words of love.
He fantasizes about an eternity with Crowley; an eternity filled with domestic bliss.
He imagines a scene from their life together: Crowley prunes the rose bushes in their cottage garden and rants about the neighbor kids running on the lawn. He supportively nods and offers him a refreshing drink.
He thinks about furnishing his library with two comfortable armchairs, seated side-by-side, and finally getting around to reading through his backlog of novels.
But Aziraphale is rarely honest with himself. And so he finds himself standing next to The Metatron, the latter’s face stoic and unreadable, during a painfully quiet ride towards Heaven; having convinced himself he, alone, needs to manage it.
Aziraphale goes to Heaven to make a difference. Crowley is left behind and waits for Aziraphale to come home to him. He never returns.
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The Second Coming is at hand, and it’s going to be brutal. Aziraphale needs Crowley’s help to stop it. He finds Crowley gone to ground in a small town in the American Midwest. This is the story of that meeting, retold six times under six different assumptions:
- Coffee Theory: What if the Metatron drugged Aziraphale’s coffee?
- Sincerely Held Belief Theory: What if Aziraphale sincerely believed he could make Heaven a better place by taking the Supreme Archangel job?
- Coercion Theory: What if the Metatron threatened to destroy Crowley unless Aziraphale took the Supreme Archangel job?
- Lie Theory: What if Aziraphale deliberately tried to drive Crowley away, trying to keep him safely away from Heaven and the Metatron?
- Body Swap Theory: What if Crowley and Aziraphale swapped bodies during the kiss, so that Crowley infiltrated Heaven?
- Time Stop Theory: What if Crowley stopped time during the Final Fifteen, so they had enough time to talk it out and formulate a plan?
(Plus: a soft epilogue.)
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Not an Angel by Inahc
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
15 Dec 2023
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Aziraphale needs to protect humanity. Crowley needs to be free. They both need each other.
Or: The Great Plan is officially A Mess, and so are our ineffable idiots.
There are flashbacks to The Fall, in which Lucifer likes nicknames and not-yet-Crowley talks a lot.This isn't a quick fix-it, but it's all going to be okay eventually.
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Astronomy by crowleysfalling
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
30 Nov 2023
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Crowley couldn’t help the blush that crept up to his face when his angel took off his glasses and carefully placed them on the table next to them. He let his head fall on Aziraphale’s chest, drawing a deep breath in.
“Would you like to get some rest?”
“Don’t move.” Came a growl from Crowley, who had just wrapped his arms around Aziraphale.